Add the "Misogynist" award to harass incels #154

HeyMoon · 2023-06-21T12:30:04Z

HeyMoon commented

2023-06-21 12:30:04 +00:00

Whazzup? This PR is the final solution to the incel problem. There's an old indian proverb that says: "never judge a man until you've walked two moons in his mocassins". In this case, it should be: "never judge a woman until you've walked 24 hrs in her high-heels".

The misogynist award is a comment-transforming award that "feminizes" comments. It does the following:

makes text pink
makes text lowercase
removes "complicated" punctuation
makes paragraphs into run-on sentences
adds stereotypical girly remarks to the beginning or end of a paragraph.

For example:
INPUT

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

OUTPUT

im literally screaming, what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? ill have you know i graduated top of my class in the navy seals, and ive been involved in numerous secret raids on al-quaeda, and i have over 300 confirmed kills, i am trained in gorilla warfare and im the top sniper in the entire us armed forces, you are nothing to me but just another target, i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words, you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? think again, fucker, as we speak i am contacting my secret network of spies across the usa and your ip is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot, the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life, youre fucking dead, kid, i can be anywhere, anytime, and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands, not only am i extensively trained in unarmed combat, but i have access to the entire arsenal of the united states marine corps and i will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit, if only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue, but you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot, i will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it, youre fucking dead, kiddo

It also sets the user's pfp to a random white woman. Well, psuedorandom - it's based off of the user's id, so each user will only ever have one pfp assigned to them, which I think is nifty.

Finally, it changes the name of the user toa girly name.

There is one small problem with the PR, which is simply that I manually added a badge for testing purposes. If you like this PR, I will submit the badge throught the proper chanels and fix it.

Whazzup? This PR is the final solution to the incel problem. There's an old indian proverb that says: "never judge a man until you've walked two moons in his mocassins". In this case, it should be: "never judge a woman until you've walked 24 hrs in her high-heels". The misogynist award is a comment-transforming award that "feminizes" comments. It does the following: - makes text pink - makes text lowercase - removes "complicated" punctuation - makes paragraphs into run-on sentences - adds stereotypical girly remarks to the beginning or end of a paragraph. For example: INPUT > What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. OUTPUT > im literally screaming, what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? ill have you know i graduated top of my class in the navy seals, and ive been involved in numerous secret raids on al-quaeda, and i have over 300 confirmed kills, i am trained in gorilla warfare and im the top sniper in the entire us armed forces, you are nothing to me but just another target, i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words, you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? think again, fucker, as we speak i am contacting my secret network of spies across the usa and your ip is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot, the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life, youre fucking dead, kid, i can be anywhere, anytime, and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands, not only am i extensively trained in unarmed combat, but i have access to the entire arsenal of the united states marine corps and i will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit, if only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue, but you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot, i will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it, youre fucking dead, kiddo It also sets the user's pfp to a random white woman. Well, psuedorandom - it's based off of the user's id, so each user will only ever have one pfp assigned to them, which I think is nifty. Finally, it changes the name of the user toa girly name. There is one small problem with the PR, which is simply that I manually added a badge for testing purposes. If you like this PR, I will submit the badge throught the proper chanels and fix it. ![image](/attachments/641c7276-ffe4-4e69-b3e9-aec9f4f94191)

HeyMoon added 11 commits 2023-06-21 12:30:04 +00:00

74d50be3a5 Initial

db15ad9243 css lowercase

eb02ef8077 sql fix

ab0aa83ed2 temporary badge

a7930b80d4 this and this and this

bed9a0a2d8 icon

5e52bd307c MORE pfps

573a92441e 1000

457f8b2b11 change the name

34f3a8677e Misogynist => Queen

80c390ced0 Use new badge id