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CREATE TABLE public.hat_defs (
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id integer PRIMARY KEY,
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name character varying(50) NOT NULL UNIQUE,
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description character varying(300) NOT NULL,
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author_id integer NOT NULL,
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price integer NOT NULL
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);
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CREATE SEQUENCE public.hat_defs_id_seq
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AS integer
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START WITH 1
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INCREMENT BY 1
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NO MINVALUE
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NO MAXVALUE
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CACHE 1;
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ALTER SEQUENCE public.hat_defs_id_seq OWNED BY public.hat_defs.id;
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ALTER TABLE ONLY public.hat_defs ALTER COLUMN id SET DEFAULT nextval('public.hat_defs_id_seq'::regclass);
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ALTER TABLE ONLY public.hat_defs
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ADD CONSTRAINT hat_defs_author_id_fkey FOREIGN KEY (author_id) REFERENCES public.users(id);
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CREATE TABLE public.hats (
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hat_id integer NOT NULL,
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user_id integer NOT NULL
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);
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ALTER TABLE ONLY public.hats
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ADD CONSTRAINT hats_pkey PRIMARY KEY (user_id, hat_id);
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ALTER TABLE ONLY public.hats
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ADD CONSTRAINT hats_hat_id_fkey FOREIGN KEY (hat_id) REFERENCES public.hat_defs(id);
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ALTER TABLE ONLY public.hats
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ADD CONSTRAINT hats_user_id_fkey FOREIGN KEY (user_id) REFERENCES public.users(id);
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alter table users add column coins_spent_on_hats integer DEFAULT 0 NOT NULL;
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alter table users add column equipped_hat_id integer;
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ALTER TABLE ONLY public.users
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ADD CONSTRAINT users_equipped_hat_id_fkey FOREIGN KEY (equipped_hat_id) REFERENCES public.hat_defs(id);
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insert into hat_defs (name, description, author_id, price) values
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('Ushanka', 'The People''s Hat', 2, 500),
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('Fur Hat', 'The first step on your path to fursuit ownership', 2, 500),
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('Cat Ears I', 'Mew :3', 2, 500),
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('Cat Ears II', 'Meow :3', 2, 500),
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('Playboy Bunny', 'Will this bring daddy back?', 2, 500),
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('Macaroni', 'Get it? Like the song lol', 2, 500),
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('Pirate', 'BUTT pirate', 2, 500),
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('Pirate Captain', 'Like a regular butt pirate, but for tops only', 2, 500),
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('Dreads', 'Finally, an excuse for poor hygiene', 2, 500),
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('The XXXTentacion', 'Pay homage to your favorite dead criminal!', 2, 500),
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('the 6ix9ine', 'The finest piece of snitch couture on the market', 2, 500),
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('The Elvis', 'Remember when this dude nailed a 13-year-old?', 2, 500),
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('Gussy Hat', 'Let everyone know that you''re NOT a rapist. Honest.', 2, 500),
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('Riveter', 'Can you do it? Really?', 2, 500),
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('Top Hat (leprechaun)', 'LLM but Irish', 2, 500),
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('Drinky Beer Hat', 'I actually didn''t know these were real things until I made this', 2, 500),
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('Viking', 'Rape, pillage, never bathe. Live the dream.', 2, 500),
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('Nonspecific Military Officer Hat', '[removed]', 2, 500),
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('Soviet Officer I', 'OUR hat', 2, 500),
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('Nonspecific Military Officer Hat II', '[removed]', 2, 500),
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('Soviet Officer II', 'High fashion war criminal chic', 2, 500),
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('Southern Gentleman', 'Slaveowner? Fried chicken chain founder? You decide!', 2, 500),
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('Cowboy I', 'Make him wish he could quit you', 2, 500),
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('Cowboy II', 'You''re my favorite deputy!', 2, 500),
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('Halo', 'Dramamine criticized this one and now I''m too self-conscious about it to write a description', 2, 500),
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('Fedora I', 'M''arsey', 2, 500),
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('Bowler', 'Why would you need a hat to go bowling?', 2, 500),
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('Du Rag (black)', 'Shitty bandana 1/6', 2, 500),
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('Du Rag (red)', 'Shitty bandana 2/6', 2, 500),
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('Du Rag (blue)', 'Shitty bandana 3/6', 2, 500),
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('Du Rag (purple)', 'Shitty bandana 4/6', 2, 500),
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('Du Rag (green)', 'Shitty bandana 5/6', 2, 500),
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('Du Rag (yellow)', 'Shitty bandana 6/6', 2, 500),
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('Ash Ketchum', 'You''re not so different, you and he', 2, 500),
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('The Hotep', 'Traditional kangwear. POC ONLY.', 2, 500),
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('Roman', 'Reddit delenda est', 2, 500),
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('Confederate Soldier Cap', 'Basically the Gryffindor of American history', 2, 500),
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('Northern Aggressor Soldier Cap', 'Slytherin irl', 2, 500),
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('Rhodesian Light Infantry Beret', 'Rhodesians never die. Immortality guaranteed!', 2, 500),
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('Magyar Headdress', 'Channel your inner QuadNarca and join Orban''s elite cavalry', 2, 500),
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('The Senator Warren', 'heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya', 2, 500),
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('Please Be Patient I Have Autism', 'The OFFICIAL hat of rDrama.net', 2, 500),
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('Samurai Helmet', 'Never be mistaken for a baka gaijin again', 2, 500),
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('Watermelmet', 'Hydration and head protection all rolled into one stylish headpiece', 2, 500),
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('Frankenstein', 'Akshually, Frankenstein was the scientist. The monster didn''t have a name.', 2, 500),
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('The Drumpf', 'Orange hair bad', 2, 500),
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('Tinfoil Hat', 'Keep Bill Gates'' 5G vaccine OUT of your precious brain!', 2, 500),
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('Fez', 'Isn''t it CUTE?', 2, 500),
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('Ching Chong', 'Me Chinese Me No Dumb Me Stick Finger In Daddy''s Bum', 2, 500),
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('Octopus Friend', 'Awwwwwww!', 2, 500),
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('In The Navy', 'It''s not gay', 2, 500),
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('Seaman', 'semen lol', 2, 500),
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('Flower Crown I', 'oh god i have to write descriptions for 15 flower crowns', 2, 500),
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('Flower Crown II', 'A very cute flower crown', 2, 500),
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('Flower Crown III', 'A super cute flower crown', 2, 500),
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('Flower Crown IV', 'A really cute flower crown', 2, 500),
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('Flower Crown V', 'The cutest flower crown?', 2, 500),
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('Flower Crown VI', 'An extremely cute flower crown', 2, 500),
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('Flower Crown VII', 'A flower crown that''s just so cute', 2, 500),
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('Flower Crown VIII', 'A majorly cute flower crown', 2, 500),
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('Flower Crown IX', 'A mega cute flower crown', 2, 500),
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('Flower Crown X', 'An ultra cute flower crown', 2, 500),
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('Flower Crown XI', 'Definitely the cutest flower crown', 2, 500),
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('Flower Crown XII', 'A hella cute flower crown', 2, 500),
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('Flower Crown XIII', 'An experimental anti-gravity cute flower crown', 2, 500),
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('Flower Crown XIV', 'An adorably cute flower crown', 2, 500),
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('Flower Crown XV', 'The final cute flower crown', 2, 500),
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('Bow', 'What a cute little bow omg', 2, 500),
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('BIPOCsmoke', 'It''s a Newport. You know it''s a Newport.', 2, 500),
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('Gigachin', 'Aw yeah, this user definitely supports trans rights', 2, 500),
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('Queensguard', 'A bear died for this', 2, 500),
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('Queen Crown', 'Don''t be a drag', 2, 500),
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('King Crown', 'King is like the n word, only racists and black people should be allowed to say it', 2, 500),
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('Pope Hat', 'Matthew 16:18', 2, 500),
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('Heebhead', 'Do NOT google the Lavon Affair', 2, 500),
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('Zoomie Zoom Zoom', 'Underage user, do not interact', 2, 500),
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('Sombrero I', 'El Autistico', 2, 500),
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('Sombrero II', 'El Autistico Grandisimo', 2, 500),
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('Crypto Billionaire', 'Sorry about the ice cream machine', 2, 500),
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('Burger King Crown', 'I''m gonna say it', 2, 500),
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('Burger King', 'You can have it your way and you still chose this', 2, 500),
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('Wendys', 'Sassy social media intern', 2, 500),
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('KFC', 'Popeyes is too far away', 2, 500),
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('In-N-Out', 'Kill the commiefornian', 2, 500),
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('Carls Jr', 'Purveyor of literally the finest food in the world', 2, 500),
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('Whataburger', 'Texans don''t know any better', 2, 500),
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('Five Guys', 'I love having 5 guys in my mouth', 2, 500),
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('Taco Bell', 'Enabler of drunken mistakes', 2, 500),
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('Marsey-In-A-Box', 'Awww you''re playing make-believe!', 2, 500),
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('Orthodox Hood', 'User is a schismatic lunatic', 2, 500),
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('Afro', 'Pool''s closed motherlover', 2, 500),
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('Top Hat (black)', 'Traditional. Classy. Elegant.', 2, 500),
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('Wizard I', 'Three decades a KHHV', 2, 500),
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('Wizard II', 'Avada kedavra ✨', 2, 500),
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('Witch I', 'Hex the patriarchy', 2, 500),
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('Witch II', 'Bardfinn cosplay gear', 2, 500),
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('Sun Hat', 'Tradwife simplicity', 2, 500),
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('Obey Snapback', 'The timeless classic', 2, 500),
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('Thug Life Snapback', 'User confirmed mayo', 2, 500),
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('Supreme Snapback', 'Drip so hard omg', 2, 500),
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('Make America Great Again', 'The official headgear of stochastic terrorists everywhere', 2, 500),
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('Born To Feel', 'Do you pee standing up?', 2, 500),
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('Fortunate Son', 'BORN TO SHIT FORCED TO WIPE', 2, 500),
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('WWI', 'How is this supposed to offer any meaningful protection??', 2, 500),
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('Pickelhaube', 'Inarguably the most fashionable of all contemporary military headgear ', 2, 500),
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('Wehrmacht', 'What a cool helmet, I bet the people who wore it were real classy folks ', 2, 500),
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('Chair Force', 'Yeah I''m a combat veteran, I''ve seen shit you wouldn''t believe. One time the wifi was out for almost an hour. ', 2, 500),
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('Helmet w Dog Tags', 'More like dog fags lol', 2, 500),
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('Urban Camo Helmet', 'Man urban camo is cool', 2, 500),
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('Nightvision Helmet', 'Four-eyed freak', 2, 500),
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('Helmet w Mesh', 'Sexy fishnet stocking helmet', 2, 500),
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('Tojo Helmet', 'Artifact from Weeb War II', 2, 500),
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('Officers Cap', 'Get fragged bozo', 2, 500),
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('Jailbird Cap', 'The apex of prison fashion. Why did we stop using this?', 2, 500),
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('P-Hat (green)', 'Zezima fanboy', 2, 500),
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('P-Hat (red)', 'おれはPigAmericanですおれはばか i am average american man i enjoy bad game runescape', 2, 500),
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('P-Hat (yellow)', 'PISS HAT PISS HAT', 2, 500),
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('P-Hat (blue)', 'Ughhhh coming up with different descriptions for RuneScape party hats', 2, 500),
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('P-Hat (pink)', 'It''s pink.', 2, 500),
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('P-Hat (rainbow)', 'LGBTscape 😍', 2, 500),
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('Newsboy', 'Or newsgirl. It''s okay, the hat is actually gender-neutral.', 2, 500),
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('Whirly Tard Hat I', 'Wouldn''t it be neat if they could make one that like uses body heat or whatever to keep the propeller in a state of constant motion', 2, 500),
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('Dunce Cap', 'You retard. Imbecile. Utter buffoon. Oaf. Nincompoop. Idiot. Moron. CLOWN.', 2, 500),
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('Beret', 'Literally the most basic possible hat choice. Please do better. ', 2, 500),
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('Mario', 'BING BING WAHOO ', 2, 500),
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('Luigi', 'LING LING LAHOO', 2, 500),
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('Wing Cap', 'If the hat''s wings are what provide the thrust necessary for flight then how does it stay on and let YOU fly with it huh', 2, 500),
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('Metal Mario', 'Mario hat but with yelling and lots of double bass and distorted guitars and shit heck yeah', 2, 500),
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('Cappy', 'A sentient hat-creature that''s actually a pretty horrifying parasite if you think about it', 2, 500),
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('Wario', 'For the fat, yellow, extremely flatulent dramautist (in loving memory of Bidpots)', 2, 500),
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('Waluigi', 'Coming soon to Smash for sure', 2, 500),
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('Top Hat (kek)', 'Technically a top hat, shut up', 2, 500),
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('Top Hat (white)', 'Oh, how dignified', 2, 500),
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('Top Hat (striped)', 'Tim Burton''s take on the top hat', 2, 500),
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('Top Hat (checkered)', 'Actually chessed, but that''s not really a word.', 2, 500),
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('Top Hat (march hare)', 'April hare, May hare, June hare, July hare,', 2, 500),
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('Top Hat (mad hatter)', 'Hatters mad [x24]', 2, 500),
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('Top Hat (red)', 'Top hat, menstrual edition', 2, 500),
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('Top Hat (uncle sam)', 'THIS HAT WAS FACT-CHECKED BY TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOTS', 2, 500),
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('Fireperson I', 'In loving memory of r/HateForFirefighters', 2, 500),
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('Constable', 'Useless bong cop nonsense', 2, 500),
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('NYPD Officer', 'This user is authorized to stop, frisk and cavity search you at any time for any reason', 2, 500),
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('Crossing Guard', 'We love Officer Marsey!', 2, 500),
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('Paper Sailor', 'As idle as a paper ship, upon a paper ocean. Paper, paper, everywhere.', 2, 500),
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('FBI', 'Federal Bussy Inspector', 2, 500),
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('CIA', 'Cisgender Incineration Agency', 2, 500),
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('ATF', 'Ass-Tickling Faggot. HIDE YOUR DOG!', 2, 500),
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('Graduate', 'This hat signifies that the bearer has completed four (4) years of pan-african gender studies coursework', 2, 500),
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('Nurse', 'Minor TikTok celebrity, OnlyFans top 91%', 2, 500),
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('Farmer', 'Feed & Seed shopper', 2, 500),
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('Farmette', 'Feed & Seed shoppette', 2, 500),
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('Kung Lao', 'Why did I make a Kung Lao hat', 2, 500),
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('Top Hat (steampunk)', 'Like a regular top hat but with goggles and gears', 2, 500),
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('Brain Hat', 'Peter Griffin''s dog', 2, 500),
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('The TED_SIMP', 'Wear this hat to express your undying adoration for carp', 2, 500),
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('The Brandon', 'Listen here fat', 2, 500),
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('The Brandon II', 'LISTEN HERE FAT', 2, 500),
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('The King George', 'Proto-drag if you think about it', 2, 500),
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('The Mao', 'Our hair!', 2, 500),
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('The Young Stalin', 'Pockmarks not included', 2, 500),
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('The Ripe Stalin', 'An homage to the #1 most prolific killer of commies in world history', 2, 500),
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('The Austrian Painter', 'For aficionados of mid-20th century fine artists slash authors', 2, 500),
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('Kenny I', 'User''s life insurance claim was rejected', 2, 500),
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('Modern Major General', 'For my military knowledge, though I''m plucky and adventury / Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century / But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral / I am the very model of a modern Major-General', 2, 500),
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('Red Star Cap', 'Cannon fodder', 2, 500),
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('Cartman', 'Fat antisemite - the archetypal rDrama user', 2, 500),
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('Cheesehead', 'For fans of the Green Gay Fudge Packers', 2, 500),
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('Kyle', 'ngl I don''t watch South Park so idk the difference between this and Stan', 2, 500),
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('Stan', 'ngl I don''t watch South Park so idk the difference between this and Kyle', 2, 500),
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('Kenny II', 'Like Kenny I except it shows more of your ugly face', 2, 500),
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('The Cleopatra', 'Did you know she was actually white?', 2, 500),
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('Pimp Hat I', 'Women are objects', 2, 500),
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('Devil Horns', 'Satan is so cool and quirky!!!', 2, 500),
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('Nooticer', 'THIS USER IS ENGAGED IN THOUGHTCRIME. DO NOT INTERACT.', 2, 500),
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('Airpods', 'oh god oh fuck he cant hear us', 2, 500),
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('Maskmaxxer', 'Why aren''t there two? Are you trying to kill us?', 2, 500),
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('The Tupac', 'dead nigger storage', 2, 500),
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('Media Executive', 'despite making up just 2% of the population,', 2, 500),
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('Surgeon', 'Lobotomize me daddy', 2, 500),
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('Mouseketeer', 'please don''t sue please don''t sue please don''t sue please don''t sue please don''t sue', 2, 500),
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('Karen', 'Let me speak to your manager', 2, 500),
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('Badass Fighter Ace', ' Top Gun™ Maverick® Now Showing In Theaters!', 2, 500),
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('Taqiyah', 'It''s not a yarmulke I swear', 2, 500),
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('Cock', 'DM me yours!', 2, 500),
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('Nervous, Sweating', '>mfw', 2, 500),
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('The Cat', 'does this really need a description', 2, 500),
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('Noose', 'Cope or rope', 2, 500),
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('The Penny', 'This shower cap bonnet is perfect for hiding nappy, alopecia-ridden hair', 2, 500),
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('Hard Hat (yellow)', 'A rock hard, throbbing, veiny hat. Check out the girth on this thing', 2, 500),
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('Hard Hat (white)', 'The mayo variant of the hard hat, used to signify someone of importance, or a visitor, at a job site', 2, 500),
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('Beret (TF2)', 'Stylish vidya-variant of the beret', 2, 500),
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('Texas Ten Gallon', 'Yeehaw!', 2, 500),
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('Demoman', 'KaBOOM', 2, 500),
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('Fireperson II', 'For extinguishing hot threads', 2, 500),
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('Miners Hat', 'Please don''t touch minors', 2, 500),
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('Old Man Hat', 'AKA the Wizdumb', 2, 500),
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('Pimp Hat II', 'Women are people and they deserve respect just kidding they should suck my penis', 2, 500),
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('Whirly Tard Hat II', 'Propeller go brrrrrrrrrr', 2, 500),
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('Family Man Free Hat', 'It''s a good show!', 2, 500),
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('Engineer', 'Choo choo!', 2, 500),
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('Vexillaurius Helmet', 'Degenerates like you belong on rDrama', 2, 500),
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('Astronaut Helmet', 'See you, space marsey', 2, 500);
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