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WEBVTT
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Created and Encoded by -- Bokutox -- of www.YIFY-TORRENTS.com. The Best 720p/1080p/3d movies with the lowest file size on the internet.
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My name Borat.
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I like you. I like sex.
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It's nice.
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This my country of Kazakhstan.
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It locate between Tajikistan
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and Kyrgyzstan
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KAZAKHSTAN
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TAJIKISTAN
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KAZAKHSTAN
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KAZAKHSTAN
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KYRGYZSTAN
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and assholes Uzbekistan.
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KAZAKHSTAN
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KAZAKHSTAN
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UZBEKISTAN
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This my town of Kuzcek.
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This Urkin, the town rapist.
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Naughty, naughty.
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Over here, our town kindergarten.
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And here live Mukhtar Sakanov,
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town mechanic and abortionist.
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This my house. Entry, please.
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He is my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay.
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He is pain in my assholes.
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I get a window from a glass,
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he must get a window from a glass.
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I get a step, he must get a step.
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I get a clock radio, he cannot afford.
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Great success.
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This is Natalya.
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She is my sister.
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She is number four prostitute
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in all of Kazakhstan.
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Nice.
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This is my mother.
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She oldest woman in whole of Kuzcek.
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She is 43. I love her.
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And this my wife, Oxana. She's boring.
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What you say about me,
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you skinny piece of shit?
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Not now, please.
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Why don't you do something
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useful and dig your mother a grave.
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Come in here, please. Ignore.
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And this is where I lives. My bed.
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This is a VCR recorder.
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And this play cassettes.
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00:03:09.856 --> 00:03:13.066
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Now I show you outside from my houses.
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My hobbies, Ping-Pong,
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sunbathe,
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disco dance,
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and on weekends, I travel to capital city
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and watch ladies while they make toilet.
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My profession, work as
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a television reporter for Kazakhstan.
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Please, you see.
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THE RUNNING OF THE JEW 2004
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Here comes the Jew.
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It's a big one this year.
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Whoaaa...
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He nearly got the money there.
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Wait, here comes Mrs. Jew.
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She's stopped.
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Is she? Is she?
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Here it comes.
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She's laid a Jew egg.
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Go kids! Crush that
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Jew chick before he hatches!
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Although Kazakhstan glorious country,
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it have problem too.
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Economic, social and Jew.
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This why Ministry of Information
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have decide to send me to U.S. and A,
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greatest country in the world,
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to learn lessons for Kazakhstan.
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I will travel with most venerable
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producer, Azamat Bagatov.
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Azamat.
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No, not film me!
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Film him.
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Urkin, not too much raping...
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Humans only.
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Doltan, I'll get you
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a new arm in America.
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I go to America!
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America!
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Wave goodbye to your
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clock radio, asshole!
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If you cheat on me,
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I will come over there
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and snap off your cock.
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JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
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New York City
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l arrived in America's airport
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with clothings, U.S. dollars
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and a jar of Gypsy tears
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to protect me from AIDS.
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Stand clear of the closing doors, please.
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Hello, my name Borat.
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I not American. I new in town.
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Nice to meet you.
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Hello, nice meet you.
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Hey, what your name?
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My name is mind your own
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fucking business.
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Stand clear of the closing doors, please.
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Oh, hello. Nice meet you.
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My name Borat.
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- What's happening?
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- Nice meet you.
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Get the fuck out of here
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before I break your jaw, bro.
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- Yo, step the fuck off, bro.
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- Okay. Okay.
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- You're fucking with the wrong one, man.
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- Okay. Sorry.
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Oh, shit. Okay, okay, wait.
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I get it. Please, relax.
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I'll get him! Careful, he bite.
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- Hey, man, what are you doing?
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- Okay, relax.
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Okay. Okay.
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Okay, okay, relax.
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Okay. Okay, wait.
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Okay, no problem. Sorry.
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Welcome to the Wellington Hotel.
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Do you want to pay for
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the entire stay now?
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GUY BORGES
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Manager, Wellington Hotel
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- I pay for one night. How much?
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- Fine.
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One night is $117.13.
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We'll call it 85.
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No, we can call it 117.
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Let me get the door for you. Come on in.
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Very nice.
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Very nice room.
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We're not in the room yet, sir. Hold on.
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You might want to repack.
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We're gonna be moving again shortly.
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I will not move to a smaller room.
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Sir, this is your floor.
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I'm gonna take you to your room.
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- This is not my room?
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- This is the elevator.
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00:08:51.822 --> 00:08:53.615
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It takes you to the floor
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where your room is.
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Nice. Nice.
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King in the castle. King in the castle.
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I have a chair. I have a chair.
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Oh, go do this. Go do this.
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King in the castle.
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Hello, nice meet you. My name Borat.
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I am new in town.
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- Get away from me.
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- I just... I kiss you, say hello.
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It arrive.
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Hello, my name Borat. I am new in town.
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- I say hello and I...
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- Do not touch me.
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- Do not get near my face.
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- I kiss you.
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Yeah, you kiss me,
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I'll pop you in the fucking balls.
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00:10:00.474 --> 00:10:01.516
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What mean, "Balls"?
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00:10:02.685 --> 00:10:04.436
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Very nice.
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00:10:10.901 --> 00:10:12.402
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Very nice. How much?
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00:10:13.029 --> 00:10:15.280
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Hello, nice meet you. My name Borat.
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00:10:15.364 --> 00:10:18.950
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Get away! What are you doing?
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00:10:19.035 --> 00:10:22.495
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Wait, I want to say hello.
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What is the problem?
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00:10:32.173 --> 00:10:35.258
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This has been
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most happiest day of my lifes.
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00:10:35.343 --> 00:10:38.178
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l was very excite to start my reportings.
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00:10:38.888 --> 00:10:41.431
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America is known for its
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sense of humor.
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00:10:41.807 --> 00:10:44.142
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UN survey say Kazakhstan
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have 98th lowest humor.
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00:10:45.394 --> 00:10:46.728
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We must improve.
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Hurry, hurry.
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00:10:51.651 --> 00:10:54.694
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Just dry him, no hand relief.
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00:10:57.698 --> 00:10:58.740
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How is my back pussy?
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00:10:58.824 --> 00:11:01.034
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Not bad. Moist.
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00:11:01.118 --> 00:11:03.036
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So what time this interview?
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00:11:03.454 --> 00:11:04.954
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Soon, my friend.
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Gently.
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00:11:16.133 --> 00:11:17.133
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Enough!
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00:11:18.302 --> 00:11:20.637
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- Hello. My name's Pat Haggerty.
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- Hello.
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PAT HAGGERTY
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Humor Coach
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- Nice meet you. Borat.
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- Nice to meet you.
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00:11:24.100 --> 00:11:27.018
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Should I make a joke
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about my mother-in-law?
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00:11:27.103 --> 00:11:29.771
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Yes. In America, that's a very popular joke.
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00:11:29.855 --> 00:11:32.315
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- Do you have a mother-in-law joke?
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- Yes.
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I had sexy-time with my mother-in-law.
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00:11:36.862 --> 00:11:38.655
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- A what time?
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- Sexy-time.
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00:11:38.739 --> 00:11:41.491
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I made sexy-time with my mother-in-law.
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00:11:41.575 --> 00:11:44.828
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- You had sex with your mother-in-law?
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- Yes.
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I don't think that Americans
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would find that funny.
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00:11:47.456 --> 00:11:49.541
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- No, it is not a joke.
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- Yeah.
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00:11:49.625 --> 00:11:52.210
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We're talking about humor.
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00:11:52.294 --> 00:11:54.546
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Yes, you asked me about
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my mother-in-law.
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00:11:54.630 --> 00:11:57.257
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Do you have a joke about her?
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00:11:57.341 --> 00:12:00.009
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No, why make a joke on a mother-in-law?
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00:12:02.221 --> 00:12:05.598
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Do you ever laugh on people
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with a retardation?
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00:12:05.683 --> 00:12:09.936
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Here in America we try not to make fun of
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or be funny with things
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that people don't choose.
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00:12:13.107 --> 00:12:18.778
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But perhaps you have not seen
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someone with a very funny retardation.
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My brother, Bilo,
|
||
have a very funny retardation.
|
||
|
||
00:12:25.870 --> 00:12:30.415
|
||
Mental retardation causes a lot of pain
|
||
and hardship for a lot of families.
|
||
|
||
00:12:30.499 --> 00:12:35.920
|
||
Sometime my sister, she show her
|
||
vagina to my brother, Bilo, and say,
|
||
|
||
00:12:36.005 --> 00:12:39.758
|
||
"You will never get this!
|
||
You will never get this!"
|
||
|
||
00:12:39.842 --> 00:12:43.094
|
||
He behind his cage, crazy, crazy.
|
||
Everybody laugh.
|
||
|
||
00:12:43.179 --> 00:12:45.013
|
||
She go, "You never get this!"
|
||
|
||
00:12:45.097 --> 00:12:49.601
|
||
But one time,
|
||
he break cage and he get this.
|
||
|
||
00:12:49.685 --> 00:12:51.186
|
||
And then we all laugh.
|
||
|
||
00:12:51.270 --> 00:12:52.645
|
||
High five!
|
||
|
||
00:12:54.315 --> 00:12:55.523
|
||
Now...
|
||
|
||
00:12:59.278 --> 00:13:02.781
|
||
No, that would not be funny
|
||
in America, okay?
|
||
|
||
00:13:02.865 --> 00:13:05.825
|
||
What is "not" jokes?
|
||
|
||
00:13:05.910 --> 00:13:09.704
|
||
A "not" joke is when we're trying
|
||
to make fun of something
|
||
|
||
00:13:09.789 --> 00:13:13.917
|
||
and what we do is we make
|
||
a statement that we pretend is true
|
||
|
||
00:13:14.001 --> 00:13:17.754
|
||
but, at the end, we say, "Not,"
|
||
which means it's not true.
|
||
|
||
00:13:17.838 --> 00:13:19.172
|
||
So teach me how to make one.
|
||
|
||
00:13:19.256 --> 00:13:22.258
|
||
- All right, what color is your suit?
|
||
- This suit is gray.
|
||
|
||
00:13:22.343 --> 00:13:23.927
|
||
Gray, I would call it blue, okay?
|
||
|
||
00:13:24.011 --> 00:13:25.553
|
||
- It's gray.
|
||
- All right, it's blue-gray.
|
||
|
||
00:13:25.638 --> 00:13:28.306
|
||
But it's certainly not black, right?
|
||
|
||
00:13:28.390 --> 00:13:31.100
|
||
- Let's say it's gray, but...
|
||
- It is gray.
|
||
|
||
00:13:32.269 --> 00:13:35.146
|
||
Okay, so a "not" joke, I would say
|
||
|
||
00:13:35.231 --> 00:13:38.149
|
||
"That suit is black. Not!"
|
||
|
||
00:13:38.234 --> 00:13:41.486
|
||
This suit is not black.
|
||
|
||
00:13:41.570 --> 00:13:44.322
|
||
- No, no, "Not" has to be the end.
|
||
- Oh, okay.
|
||
|
||
00:13:44.406 --> 00:13:46.533
|
||
This suit is black not.
|
||
|
||
00:13:46.617 --> 00:13:49.452
|
||
This suit is black, pause...
|
||
You know what a pause is?
|
||
|
||
00:13:49.537 --> 00:13:52.831
|
||
- Yes.
|
||
- This suit is black. Not!
|
||
|
||
00:13:52.915 --> 00:13:56.167
|
||
This suit is black. Pause. Not.
|
||
|
||
00:13:56.252 --> 00:13:58.253
|
||
No, you don't say "pause."
|
||
|
||
00:13:58.337 --> 00:14:00.088
|
||
This suit is black.
|
||
|
||
00:14:01.340 --> 00:14:03.174
|
||
That's a pause. Not!
|
||
|
||
00:14:03.926 --> 00:14:05.635
|
||
This suit is black.
|
||
|
||
00:14:07.638 --> 00:14:08.930
|
||
Okay...
|
||
|
||
00:14:10.099 --> 00:14:11.850
|
||
- I don't... I'm not...
|
||
- Not!
|
||
|
||
00:14:17.106 --> 00:14:19.858
|
||
Everybody say U.S.A.
|
||
television much better
|
||
|
||
00:14:19.942 --> 00:14:22.986
|
||
but this I watch for three hours,
|
||
do not change.
|
||
|
||
00:14:23.070 --> 00:14:24.696
|
||
There's a remote control here.
|
||
|
||
00:14:24.780 --> 00:14:27.282
|
||
Push these two arrows
|
||
to change the channel.
|
||
|
||
00:14:30.536 --> 00:14:31.536
|
||
I got him, I got him, I got him!
|
||
|
||
00:14:33.122 --> 00:14:35.707
|
||
I have the urge to bury something else.
|
||
|
||
00:14:35.791 --> 00:14:36.875
|
||
Yes!
|
||
|
||
00:14:38.627 --> 00:14:42.171
|
||
- I love you.
|
||
- I love you too, Jamie.
|
||
|
||
00:14:42.256 --> 00:14:43.965
|
||
I love you.
|
||
|
||
00:15:03.360 --> 00:15:06.905
|
||
- Do you believe in magic, Miss...
|
||
- Parker, C.J.
|
||
|
||
00:15:07.615 --> 00:15:09.699
|
||
It's a pleasure to meet you, C.J.
|
||
|
||
00:15:14.121 --> 00:15:16.915
|
||
Be careful! Be careful, C.J.!
|
||
|
||
00:15:16.999 --> 00:15:21.753
|
||
This C.J. was like no
|
||
Kazakh woman I had ever seen.
|
||
|
||
00:15:21.837 --> 00:15:26.758
|
||
She had golden hairs,
|
||
teeth as white as pearls
|
||
|
||
00:15:26.842 --> 00:15:29.344
|
||
and the asshole of a 7-year-old.
|
||
|
||
00:15:30.596 --> 00:15:33.389
|
||
For the first time in my lifes,
|
||
|
||
00:15:33.474 --> 00:15:35.099
|
||
l was in love.
|
||
|
||
00:15:39.980 --> 00:15:41.689
|
||
Get up! Get up!
|
||
|
||
00:15:41.774 --> 00:15:43.900
|
||
Why aren't you ready!
|
||
|
||
00:15:43.984 --> 00:15:45.652
|
||
We have people to interview today.
|
||
|
||
00:15:45.736 --> 00:15:46.736
|
||
I understand.
|
||
|
||
00:15:47.571 --> 00:15:49.948
|
||
Learn what you can from
|
||
this women's group.
|
||
|
||
00:15:50.282 --> 00:15:52.951
|
||
- My hair?
|
||
- It's beautiful. Don't worry.
|
||
|
||
00:15:55.871 --> 00:16:00.541
|
||
In Kazakhstan it is illegal for more than
|
||
five woman to be in the same place
|
||
|
||
00:16:00.626 --> 00:16:03.419
|
||
except for in brothel or in grave.
|
||
|
||
00:16:03.504 --> 00:16:07.840
|
||
In the U.S. and A., many womens meet
|
||
in groups called Feminists.
|
||
|
||
00:16:07.925 --> 00:16:09.175
|
||
I find more.
|
||
|
||
00:16:11.720 --> 00:16:12.804
|
||
VETERAN FEMINISTS
|
||
OF AMERICA
|
||
|
||
00:16:12.888 --> 00:16:14.806
|
||
So, what means this feminism?
|
||
|
||
00:16:14.890 --> 00:16:19.811
|
||
It's the theory that women
|
||
should be equal to men
|
||
|
||
00:16:19.895 --> 00:16:23.314
|
||
in matters economic, social...
|
||
|
||
00:16:23.399 --> 00:16:25.650
|
||
- Now you are laughing.
|
||
- Yes.
|
||
|
||
00:16:25.734 --> 00:16:27.652
|
||
Well, that is the problem.
|
||
|
||
00:16:27.736 --> 00:16:30.363
|
||
Do you think a woman should be educate?
|
||
|
||
00:16:30.447 --> 00:16:31.739
|
||
Definitely.
|
||
|
||
00:16:31.824 --> 00:16:36.160
|
||
But is it not a problem that a woman
|
||
have a smaller brain than a man?
|
||
|
||
00:16:36.245 --> 00:16:37.495
|
||
That is wrong.
|
||
|
||
00:16:37.579 --> 00:16:41.457
|
||
But the government scientist,
|
||
Dr. Yamak, prove it's the size of squirrel.
|
||
|
||
00:16:41.542 --> 00:16:43.251
|
||
Your government's scientist?
|
||
|
||
00:16:43.335 --> 00:16:46.045
|
||
- Yes, Dr. Yamak.
|
||
- He's wrong. He's wrong.
|
||
|
||
00:16:46.130 --> 00:16:48.589
|
||
Give me a smile, baby. Why angry face?
|
||
|
||
00:16:48.674 --> 00:16:52.552
|
||
Well, what you're saying
|
||
is very demeaning.
|
||
|
||
00:16:52.636 --> 00:16:55.263
|
||
- Do you know the word "demeaning"?
|
||
- No.
|
||
|
||
00:16:56.015 --> 00:16:57.181
|
||
We are saying to you...
|
||
|
||
00:16:57.266 --> 00:17:01.144
|
||
l could not concentrate on what
|
||
this old man was saying.
|
||
|
||
00:17:02.896 --> 00:17:07.900
|
||
All I could think about was this
|
||
lovely woman in her red water-panties.
|
||
|
||
00:17:07.985 --> 00:17:10.028
|
||
Who was this C.J.?
|
||
|
||
00:17:10.112 --> 00:17:13.614
|
||
Last night I see in my hotel room
|
||
|
||
00:17:14.616 --> 00:17:17.452
|
||
a woman called C.J. on the television.
|
||
|
||
00:17:17.536 --> 00:17:19.537
|
||
- Do you know her?
|
||
- No.
|
||
|
||
00:17:19.621 --> 00:17:22.915
|
||
She from a town called Baywatches.
|
||
|
||
00:17:23.000 --> 00:17:25.710
|
||
- She's just on television.
|
||
- Her name is Pamela.
|
||
|
||
00:17:25.794 --> 00:17:28.713
|
||
- Do she live here in New York City?
|
||
- She lives in California.
|
||
|
||
00:17:28.797 --> 00:17:31.215
|
||
- In the California.
|
||
- He's gonna look her up.
|
||
|
||
00:17:31.300 --> 00:17:32.800
|
||
Okay, can we finish now?
|
||
|
||
00:17:32.885 --> 00:17:34.677
|
||
Listen, pussycat, smile a bit.
|
||
|
||
00:17:34.762 --> 00:17:38.431
|
||
- All right. That's it. I'm done.
|
||
- We're finished. We have to leave.
|
||
|
||
00:17:40.392 --> 00:17:45.897
|
||
Although I was obsessed
|
||
by this C.J., I could not pursue her
|
||
|
||
00:17:45.981 --> 00:17:48.816
|
||
or else my wife would snap off my cock.
|
||
|
||
00:17:53.238 --> 00:17:55.156
|
||
Mr. Sagdiyev?
|
||
|
||
00:17:55.240 --> 00:17:58.034
|
||
- Yes?
|
||
- I have a telegram for you.
|
||
|
||
00:17:58.118 --> 00:18:00.661
|
||
- You can read?
|
||
- Yes, I can.
|
||
|
||
00:18:02.331 --> 00:18:04.457
|
||
"Dear Borat Sagdiyev,
|
||
|
||
00:18:04.541 --> 00:18:07.376
|
||
"your wife, Oxna,
|
||
|
||
00:18:07.461 --> 00:18:12.965
|
||
"was walking your retarded Bilo
|
||
in the woods
|
||
|
||
00:18:13.050 --> 00:18:16.886
|
||
"when a bear attacked
|
||
and violated and break her.
|
||
|
||
00:18:16.970 --> 00:18:19.263
|
||
"She is now dead."
|
||
|
||
00:18:19.348 --> 00:18:21.766
|
||
You say my wife is dead?
|
||
|
||
00:18:23.018 --> 00:18:24.852
|
||
This is what it's...
|
||
|
||
00:18:32.152 --> 00:18:36.405
|
||
Yes, sir. I'm sorry to inform you,
|
||
but that's what the telegram says.
|
||
|
||
00:18:37.908 --> 00:18:39.951
|
||
High five! Great!
|
||
|
||
00:18:54.883 --> 00:18:57.426
|
||
What do you mean, California?
|
||
|
||
00:18:57.511 --> 00:19:00.304
|
||
I have arranged all our filming
|
||
for New York.
|
||
|
||
00:19:00.889 --> 00:19:03.641
|
||
But we need to leave New York
|
||
to find the real America:
|
||
|
||
00:19:03.725 --> 00:19:07.103
|
||
rodeos, cowboys...
|
||
It will be better for our documentary.
|
||
|
||
00:19:07.855 --> 00:19:09.647
|
||
But why California?
|
||
What's there?
|
||
|
||
00:19:11.942 --> 00:19:14.402
|
||
Pearl Harbor is there...
|
||
And so is Texas.
|
||
|
||
00:19:14.486 --> 00:19:19.240
|
||
Eventually, I persuade Azamat
|
||
that we would travel to California
|
||
|
||
00:19:19.324 --> 00:19:22.076
|
||
and make our reportings along the way.
|
||
|
||
00:19:22.619 --> 00:19:28.082
|
||
He insists we not fly in case the Jews
|
||
repeated their attack of 9/11.
|
||
|
||
00:19:28.834 --> 00:19:31.586
|
||
Okay, I'll find another way
|
||
for us to get there.
|
||
|
||
00:19:32.379 --> 00:19:34.463
|
||
My name is Mike.
|
||
I'm gonna be your driving instructor.
|
||
|
||
00:19:34.548 --> 00:19:36.007
|
||
MICHAEL PSENICSKA
|
||
Perry Hall Driving School
|
||
|
||
00:19:36.091 --> 00:19:37.091
|
||
Welcome to our country, okay.
|
||
|
||
00:19:37.217 --> 00:19:38.634
|
||
- My name Borat.
|
||
- Okay, okay. Good, good.
|
||
|
||
00:19:38.719 --> 00:19:41.262
|
||
Well, I'm not used to that,
|
||
but that's fine.
|
||
|
||
00:19:42.556 --> 00:19:44.599
|
||
Now, you do know how to drive a little bit?
|
||
|
||
00:19:44.683 --> 00:19:47.226
|
||
- Yes.
|
||
- Yes. Put it in D.
|
||
|
||
00:19:47.978 --> 00:19:49.520
|
||
- What?
|
||
- Drive.
|
||
|
||
00:19:53.150 --> 00:19:55.818
|
||
Now, wait a second. Wait a second.
|
||
|
||
00:19:55.903 --> 00:19:58.738
|
||
- Have you driven a car before?
|
||
- Yes, many times.
|
||
|
||
00:19:58.822 --> 00:20:00.156
|
||
All right, let's go this way.
|
||
|
||
00:20:00.240 --> 00:20:02.491
|
||
I don't want you hitting anybody.
|
||
|
||
00:20:02.576 --> 00:20:04.285
|
||
Use two hands, now.
|
||
|
||
00:20:05.495 --> 00:20:07.121
|
||
- What?
|
||
- Two hands.
|
||
|
||
00:20:07.206 --> 00:20:10.374
|
||
But then it look like I am holding
|
||
a Gypsy while he eat my chram.
|
||
|
||
00:20:10.459 --> 00:20:13.836
|
||
I don't care.
|
||
You use two hands when you drive, okay?
|
||
|
||
00:20:14.171 --> 00:20:15.463
|
||
Okay.
|
||
|
||
00:20:19.635 --> 00:20:22.094
|
||
- Okay.
|
||
- Watch the children.
|
||
|
||
00:20:22.179 --> 00:20:24.096
|
||
Okay, no problem.
|
||
|
||
00:20:24.181 --> 00:20:26.807
|
||
You must not hit the children.
|
||
|
||
00:20:26.892 --> 00:20:28.893
|
||
Look, there is a woman in a car.
|
||
|
||
00:20:28.977 --> 00:20:30.186
|
||
Can we follow her?
|
||
|
||
00:20:30.270 --> 00:20:32.647
|
||
- And maybe make sexy-time with her?
|
||
- No, no, no.
|
||
|
||
00:20:32.731 --> 00:20:34.649
|
||
- Let's get her. Why not?
|
||
- No, no, no.
|
||
|
||
00:20:34.733 --> 00:20:38.861
|
||
Because a woman has a right
|
||
to choose who she has sex with.
|
||
|
||
00:20:38.946 --> 00:20:41.364
|
||
- What? You joke?
|
||
- How about that? Isn't that amazing?
|
||
|
||
00:20:41.448 --> 00:20:44.575
|
||
There must be consent. How about that?
|
||
|
||
00:20:45.327 --> 00:20:46.661
|
||
That's good, huh?
|
||
|
||
00:20:46.745 --> 00:20:49.622
|
||
- Is not good for me.
|
||
- It is good.
|
||
|
||
00:20:49.706 --> 00:20:51.582
|
||
- Steer the car.
|
||
- Okay.
|
||
|
||
00:20:51.667 --> 00:20:54.085
|
||
- You want have a drink?
|
||
- You can't drink that.
|
||
|
||
00:20:54.169 --> 00:20:56.754
|
||
- Why not? What?
|
||
- It's against the law.
|
||
|
||
00:20:59.007 --> 00:21:01.884
|
||
Who is this car that follow us?
|
||
I wish it didn't follow us.
|
||
|
||
00:21:01.969 --> 00:21:03.761
|
||
- I don't know.
|
||
- Maybe we'll lose them.
|
||
|
||
00:21:03.845 --> 00:21:05.680
|
||
No, we better not lose them.
|
||
|
||
00:21:06.682 --> 00:21:09.725
|
||
Hey, don't look at me. Eat my tits!
|
||
|
||
00:21:09.810 --> 00:21:11.602
|
||
We'll make a right turn up here.
|
||
|
||
00:21:11.687 --> 00:21:14.855
|
||
Don't look at me like that.
|
||
I will eat your shit.
|
||
|
||
00:21:14.940 --> 00:21:16.983
|
||
- Hey, you fuck my mother!
|
||
- Hey, hey.
|
||
|
||
00:21:17.067 --> 00:21:19.610
|
||
- No, he do before. He look on me.
|
||
- You can't do that.
|
||
|
||
00:21:19.695 --> 00:21:22.154
|
||
They're gonna throw us in jail,
|
||
me with you.
|
||
|
||
00:21:22.239 --> 00:21:24.782
|
||
Why in a jail? He look on me.
|
||
|
||
00:21:24.866 --> 00:21:27.285
|
||
- Behind.
|
||
- You can't say that.
|
||
|
||
00:21:27.369 --> 00:21:28.953
|
||
I like you, do you like me?
|
||
|
||
00:21:29.037 --> 00:21:31.539
|
||
- I do like you.
|
||
- You are my friend?
|
||
|
||
00:21:31.623 --> 00:21:33.624
|
||
You're nice and I am your friend.
|
||
|
||
00:21:33.709 --> 00:21:35.001
|
||
You will be my boyfriend?
|
||
|
||
00:21:35.085 --> 00:21:38.379
|
||
- I won't be your boyfriend.
|
||
- Why not? You do not like me?
|
||
|
||
00:21:38.463 --> 00:21:41.841
|
||
I could be. It depends.
|
||
Well, boyfriend, yeah, I can.
|
||
|
||
00:21:42.884 --> 00:21:44.468
|
||
Great success.
|
||
|
||
00:21:44.553 --> 00:21:47.638
|
||
Now time to make purchase of motorcars.
|
||
|
||
00:21:47.723 --> 00:21:52.018
|
||
I want to have a car that attract
|
||
a woman with a shave down below.
|
||
|
||
00:21:52.894 --> 00:21:54.937
|
||
Well, that would be a Corvette
|
||
or a Hummer.
|
||
|
||
00:21:55.022 --> 00:21:56.188
|
||
JIM SELL
|
||
GM Salesman
|
||
|
||
00:21:56.273 --> 00:21:58.399
|
||
We will try to help you out here.
|
||
|
||
00:21:59.901 --> 00:22:03.529
|
||
A man yesterday tell me if I buy a car
|
||
|
||
00:22:03.613 --> 00:22:05.823
|
||
I must buy one with a pussy magnet.
|
||
|
||
00:22:05.907 --> 00:22:07.783
|
||
He means a car that women will like.
|
||
|
||
00:22:07.868 --> 00:22:09.994
|
||
Yes, but where you keep this magnet?
|
||
|
||
00:22:10.078 --> 00:22:12.830
|
||
No, there's no magnet. That was just...
|
||
He means the vehicle.
|
||
|
||
00:22:12.914 --> 00:22:14.248
|
||
Women love the Hummers.
|
||
|
||
00:22:14.333 --> 00:22:16.834
|
||
- Do this have a pussy magnet?
|
||
- No.
|
||
|
||
00:22:16.918 --> 00:22:18.586
|
||
The vehicle itself will be a magnet.
|
||
|
||
00:22:18.670 --> 00:22:24.050
|
||
If I give you good price,
|
||
will you please put in pussy magnet?
|
||
|
||
00:22:24.134 --> 00:22:28.054
|
||
Yeah, but there's no such thing
|
||
in this country as a magnet.
|
||
|
||
00:22:28.638 --> 00:22:31.974
|
||
If this car drive into a group of Gypsy,
|
||
|
||
00:22:32.059 --> 00:22:34.185
|
||
will there be any damage to the car?
|
||
|
||
00:22:34.269 --> 00:22:37.188
|
||
- It depends on how hard you hit them.
|
||
- Hard.
|
||
|
||
00:22:37.272 --> 00:22:38.689
|
||
Yeah, hard. You might,
|
||
|
||
00:22:38.774 --> 00:22:42.526
|
||
if somebody rolls on the windshield,
|
||
crack your windshield.
|
||
|
||
00:22:42.611 --> 00:22:45.863
|
||
How fast do I need to go
|
||
to guarantee I kill him?
|
||
|
||
00:22:45.947 --> 00:22:48.824
|
||
Let me tell you something,
|
||
with this vehicle, probably doing 35,
|
||
|
||
00:22:48.909 --> 00:22:51.369
|
||
- 40 miles an hour would do it.
|
||
- Great.
|
||
|
||
00:22:51.453 --> 00:22:55.122
|
||
When I buy my wife,
|
||
|
||
00:22:55.207 --> 00:22:58.376
|
||
at the start, she was cook good,
|
||
|
||
00:22:58.460 --> 00:23:01.796
|
||
her vagina work well
|
||
and she strong on plow.
|
||
|
||
00:23:01.880 --> 00:23:05.091
|
||
But after three years, when she was 15,
|
||
|
||
00:23:05.175 --> 00:23:10.721
|
||
then she become weak, her voice
|
||
become deep, "Borat, Borat."
|
||
|
||
00:23:10.806 --> 00:23:14.725
|
||
She receive hair on chest
|
||
|
||
00:23:14.810 --> 00:23:18.312
|
||
and her vagina hang like sleeve of wizard.
|
||
|
||
00:23:18.397 --> 00:23:20.523
|
||
Huh. Jeez.
|
||
|
||
00:23:20.982 --> 00:23:24.819
|
||
How do I know that
|
||
this will not happen with a car?
|
||
|
||
00:23:25.737 --> 00:23:28.155
|
||
Chevrolet guarantees that with a warranty.
|
||
|
||
00:23:28.240 --> 00:23:31.117
|
||
I like very much buy this Hummers.
|
||
|
||
00:23:31.201 --> 00:23:33.744
|
||
- How much is it?
|
||
- 52,000.
|
||
|
||
00:23:34.162 --> 00:23:40.751
|
||
I am looking for something between
|
||
$600 to $650.
|
||
|
||
00:23:40.836 --> 00:23:43.838
|
||
We don't have any cars for 650
|
||
that you can buy.
|
||
|
||
00:23:43.922 --> 00:23:46.048
|
||
I might be able to sell you
|
||
a wholesale car.
|
||
|
||
00:23:46.133 --> 00:23:48.551
|
||
A car with a lot of miles for 700
|
||
with no warranty.
|
||
|
||
00:23:48.635 --> 00:23:49.885
|
||
- Okay.
|
||
- Come on.
|
||
|
||
00:24:02.441 --> 00:24:04.567
|
||
California, I coming!
|
||
|
||
00:24:14.411 --> 00:24:17.913
|
||
First stops on our journey
|
||
was Washington, D.C.,
|
||
|
||
00:24:17.998 --> 00:24:21.459
|
||
home of mighty U.S. warlord,
|
||
Premier Bush.
|
||
|
||
00:24:22.627 --> 00:24:23.836
|
||
Look who has an embassy here!
|
||
|
||
00:24:23.920 --> 00:24:27.381
|
||
Uzbekistan. Fuck you, motherfuckers!
|
||
|
||
00:24:28.258 --> 00:24:31.635
|
||
We arrive here to learn
|
||
from American politic.
|
||
|
||
00:24:32.095 --> 00:24:35.848
|
||
Azamat arrange interview
|
||
with Party official from ruling regime.
|
||
|
||
00:24:35.932 --> 00:24:37.099
|
||
BOB BARR
|
||
Former Georgia Congressman
|
||
|
||
00:24:37.184 --> 00:24:41.061
|
||
- We are good friend, Bob Barr, yes?
|
||
- I hope so.
|
||
|
||
00:24:41.229 --> 00:24:46.233
|
||
It is a custom have cheese at the start.
|
||
|
||
00:24:47.819 --> 00:24:49.153
|
||
Thank you.
|
||
|
||
00:24:49.696 --> 00:24:53.282
|
||
My wife, she make this cheese.
|
||
|
||
00:24:53.366 --> 00:24:54.950
|
||
Very nice.
|
||
|
||
00:24:55.035 --> 00:24:57.536
|
||
She make it from milk from her tit.
|
||
|
||
00:25:05.795 --> 00:25:11.133
|
||
After interview, I encounters
|
||
traditional American street festival.
|
||
|
||
00:25:12.219 --> 00:25:15.513
|
||
GAY PRIDE PARADE
|
||
|
||
00:25:17.557 --> 00:25:21.602
|
||
People here were much more friendly
|
||
than in New York.
|
||
|
||
00:25:28.026 --> 00:25:33.364
|
||
Next morning, I interview politician
|
||
who is a genuine chocolate-face.
|
||
|
||
00:25:33.448 --> 00:25:34.990
|
||
No makeup.
|
||
|
||
00:25:35.075 --> 00:25:36.283
|
||
ALAN KEYES
|
||
2-time Republican Presidential Candidate
|
||
|
||
00:25:36.368 --> 00:25:38.702
|
||
On Sunday, I arrive in Washington.
|
||
|
||
00:25:38.787 --> 00:25:40.538
|
||
There was a parade.
|
||
|
||
00:25:40.622 --> 00:25:43.874
|
||
I make two friends from this parade.
|
||
|
||
00:25:43.959 --> 00:25:46.794
|
||
I invite them back my hotel room.
|
||
|
||
00:25:46.878 --> 00:25:49.505
|
||
We drink like normal in Kazakhstan.
|
||
|
||
00:25:49.589 --> 00:25:52.216
|
||
We wrestle like normal in Kazakhstan.
|
||
|
||
00:25:52.300 --> 00:25:56.470
|
||
Then they say, "I wash you in a shower,"
|
||
and he wash me in a shower.
|
||
|
||
00:25:56.805 --> 00:25:59.932
|
||
It sounds like
|
||
you met somebody who is from
|
||
|
||
00:26:00.016 --> 00:26:02.351
|
||
what is called in America,
|
||
the gay community.
|
||
|
||
00:26:02.435 --> 00:26:05.354
|
||
- What it mean, "Gay," this word?
|
||
- Homosexual.
|
||
|
||
00:26:05.814 --> 00:26:07.856
|
||
A homosexual? You mean...
|
||
|
||
00:26:13.822 --> 00:26:17.950
|
||
Are you telling me the man
|
||
who try to put a rubber fist in my anus
|
||
|
||
00:26:18.034 --> 00:26:19.827
|
||
was a homosexual?
|
||
|
||
00:26:25.333 --> 00:26:27.960
|
||
Even though my anus was broken
|
||
|
||
00:26:28.044 --> 00:26:32.089
|
||
I knew that rest of our journey
|
||
would be great success.
|
||
|
||
00:26:32.173 --> 00:26:35.968
|
||
We left Washington
|
||
and continued towards California.
|
||
|
||
00:26:36.344 --> 00:26:37.720
|
||
Howdy, partners!
|
||
|
||
00:26:38.930 --> 00:26:41.849
|
||
Yes, minister, we're on schedule.
|
||
|
||
00:26:42.684 --> 00:26:45.185
|
||
Yes, I'm standing in
|
||
the middle of Times Square.
|
||
|
||
00:26:45.937 --> 00:26:48.480
|
||
It's time to prepare for your
|
||
TV appearance.
|
||
|
||
00:26:48.565 --> 00:26:51.942
|
||
Remember to talk of singing
|
||
national anthem at rodeo.
|
||
|
||
00:26:52.027 --> 00:26:53.944
|
||
Don't worry, I am a TV professional.
|
||
|
||
00:26:54.571 --> 00:26:57.281
|
||
Now, building our station around you.
|
||
|
||
00:26:57.365 --> 00:27:00.618
|
||
This is 16 WAPT News This Morning,
|
||
|
||
00:27:00.702 --> 00:27:04.288
|
||
named best newscast in the state
|
||
by the Associated Press.
|
||
|
||
00:27:04.372 --> 00:27:07.249
|
||
This morning we have
|
||
a special guest here in the studio.
|
||
|
||
00:27:07.334 --> 00:27:09.376
|
||
This is Borhat Sagadiyev.
|
||
|
||
00:27:09.461 --> 00:27:13.130
|
||
He is traveling across America to get the
|
||
taste of life here in the United States.
|
||
|
||
00:27:13.214 --> 00:27:15.090
|
||
He spent the last few days here.
|
||
|
||
00:27:15.175 --> 00:27:18.469
|
||
- Good morning to you.
|
||
- Hello, my name Borat. Hello.
|
||
|
||
00:27:18.553 --> 00:27:20.638
|
||
Hello. Thank you.
|
||
|
||
00:27:21.681 --> 00:27:25.684
|
||
Before we start, can you tell me,
|
||
because I want make urines,
|
||
|
||
00:27:25.769 --> 00:27:29.063
|
||
then I come back here and...
|
||
|
||
00:27:29.147 --> 00:27:31.857
|
||
If you tell me one minute
|
||
before we start...
|
||
|
||
00:27:31.941 --> 00:27:35.986
|
||
We started.
|
||
We are actually live on the air right now.
|
||
|
||
00:27:36.071 --> 00:27:38.447
|
||
- I am very excite.
|
||
- Yes.
|
||
|
||
00:27:38.531 --> 00:27:43.118
|
||
Hello, U.S. and A.! Hello, U.S. and A.!
|
||
I'm very excite!
|
||
|
||
00:27:43.203 --> 00:27:45.496
|
||
I'm very excite to be here.
|
||
|
||
00:27:45.580 --> 00:27:47.081
|
||
And hello!
|
||
|
||
00:27:48.166 --> 00:27:49.750
|
||
Hello to you as well.
|
||
|
||
00:27:49.834 --> 00:27:52.753
|
||
Now, real quickly, why are you here
|
||
in the United States?
|
||
|
||
00:27:52.837 --> 00:27:57.508
|
||
Because I want to learn from U.S. and A,
|
||
|
||
00:27:57.592 --> 00:28:04.515
|
||
your culture, and to understand
|
||
from how a thing happen
|
||
|
||
00:28:04.599 --> 00:28:07.351
|
||
and to take this lesson
|
||
back to my country.
|
||
|
||
00:28:07.435 --> 00:28:10.104
|
||
- All right. Would you like to have a seat?
|
||
- Yes.
|
||
|
||
00:28:10.188 --> 00:28:12.022
|
||
Please sit, please sit, please sit.
|
||
|
||
00:28:12.107 --> 00:28:14.566
|
||
Now, one of the things
|
||
that you've enjoyed so much about...
|
||
|
||
00:28:14.651 --> 00:28:17.861
|
||
Can I have a microphone
|
||
so people can hear me?
|
||
|
||
00:28:17.946 --> 00:28:20.322
|
||
They can hear you right now.
|
||
You are miked up.
|
||
|
||
00:28:20.407 --> 00:28:22.116
|
||
This right here, that's the microphone.
|
||
|
||
00:28:22.200 --> 00:28:24.993
|
||
Hello. Hello, nice meet you.
|
||
|
||
00:28:25.787 --> 00:28:29.707
|
||
Well, welcome to the United States.
|
||
Thank you very much for coming on.
|
||
|
||
00:28:29.791 --> 00:28:32.251
|
||
When you come to Kazakhstan,
|
||
|
||
00:28:32.335 --> 00:28:35.212
|
||
- you can stay in my house.
|
||
- Well, thank you so much.
|
||
|
||
00:28:35.296 --> 00:28:38.006
|
||
You can sleep my house
|
||
and you can use my sister.
|
||
|
||
00:28:38.091 --> 00:28:40.300
|
||
Meteorologist Ken Johnson
|
||
will have the latest
|
||
|
||
00:28:40.385 --> 00:28:43.178
|
||
on tropical storm Emily when we return.
|
||
|
||
00:28:43.763 --> 00:28:45.431
|
||
Ten seconds, stand by.
|
||
|
||
00:28:45.724 --> 00:28:49.601
|
||
This is 16 WAPT News This Morning.
|
||
|
||
00:28:49.728 --> 00:28:52.396
|
||
Traffic is flowing along smoothly
|
||
along Interstate 55.
|
||
|
||
00:28:52.480 --> 00:28:54.815
|
||
Dry conditions.
|
||
If you're heading to the north,
|
||
|
||
00:28:54.899 --> 00:28:57.901
|
||
not too far away from Attala County,
|
||
there's some showers there.
|
||
|
||
00:28:57.986 --> 00:29:01.238
|
||
Check that out on
|
||
the radar this morning and...
|
||
|
||
00:29:01.322 --> 00:29:04.575
|
||
Thank you, very nice for have me.
|
||
|
||
00:29:04.659 --> 00:29:06.118
|
||
What your name?
|
||
|
||
00:29:06.202 --> 00:29:08.245
|
||
We're on air right now doing the weather.
|
||
|
||
00:29:08.329 --> 00:29:10.581
|
||
- What your name?
|
||
- We're doing the weather right now.
|
||
|
||
00:29:10.665 --> 00:29:13.792
|
||
Go over here with Adrian.
|
||
She's calling you to go over here.
|
||
|
||
00:29:13.877 --> 00:29:15.669
|
||
- It is a she?
|
||
- Yes.
|
||
|
||
00:29:15.754 --> 00:29:19.006
|
||
- Very nice.
|
||
- Yeah, go. Go...
|
||
|
||
00:29:20.884 --> 00:29:22.885
|
||
- Go over here with...
|
||
- What is your name?
|
||
|
||
00:29:22.969 --> 00:29:24.720
|
||
I'm the weather guy.
|
||
|
||
00:29:26.848 --> 00:29:28.015
|
||
Okay...
|
||
|
||
00:29:30.477 --> 00:29:33.854
|
||
Let's go over to the weather.
|
||
You can see the radar, right now
|
||
|
||
00:29:33.938 --> 00:29:37.483
|
||
showing some showers
|
||
and storms up to the north...
|
||
|
||
00:29:37.567 --> 00:29:40.402
|
||
Okay. All right, let me...
|
||
|
||
00:29:40.487 --> 00:29:41.820
|
||
Nice to meet you.
|
||
|
||
00:29:41.905 --> 00:29:45.032
|
||
Showers and storms north of Yazoo City
|
||
up towards Kosciusko...
|
||
|
||
00:29:45.116 --> 00:29:46.867
|
||
Thank you, bye-bye.
|
||
|
||
00:29:49.162 --> 00:29:51.038
|
||
You're singing at a rodeo tonight!
|
||
|
||
00:29:51.122 --> 00:29:53.624
|
||
Why didn't you mention it?
|
||
|
||
00:29:53.708 --> 00:29:56.335
|
||
What can I do, they are not
|
||
professional.
|
||
|
||
00:29:57.337 --> 00:30:01.215
|
||
Get a move on, we have
|
||
100 miles to go.
|
||
|
||
00:30:03.343 --> 00:30:05.636
|
||
We welcome you to the 38th annual
|
||
|
||
00:30:05.720 --> 00:30:09.056
|
||
Kroger Valleydale Championship Rodeo.
|
||
|
||
00:30:30.662 --> 00:30:33.413
|
||
Of course, every picture that we get back
|
||
|
||
00:30:33.498 --> 00:30:34.665
|
||
BOBBY ROWE
|
||
General Manager, Imperial Rodeo
|
||
|
||
00:30:34.749 --> 00:30:40.045
|
||
from the terrorists or anything else,
|
||
the Muslims, they look like you,
|
||
|
||
00:30:40.129 --> 00:30:42.339
|
||
- black hair and a black mustache.
|
||
- Yes.
|
||
|
||
00:30:42.423 --> 00:30:46.635
|
||
Shave that dadgummed mustache off
|
||
so you're not so conspicuous.
|
||
|
||
00:30:46.719 --> 00:30:49.972
|
||
So you look like maybe an Italian
|
||
or something
|
||
|
||
00:30:50.056 --> 00:30:52.850
|
||
as far as when people looking at you.
|
||
|
||
00:30:52.934 --> 00:30:55.394
|
||
I see a lot of people and I think,
|
||
"There's a dadgummed Muslim.
|
||
|
||
00:30:55.478 --> 00:30:58.355
|
||
"I wonder what kind of bomb
|
||
he's got strapped to him."
|
||
|
||
00:30:58.439 --> 00:31:00.816
|
||
- Yes.
|
||
- And you probably aren't a Muslim.
|
||
|
||
00:31:00.900 --> 00:31:04.361
|
||
- Maybe that's not your religion.
|
||
- No, I am a Kazakh. I follow the hawk.
|
||
|
||
00:31:04.445 --> 00:31:06.738
|
||
But you look like one of them.
|
||
|
||
00:31:06.823 --> 00:31:09.199
|
||
This thing gets over with
|
||
and when we win it
|
||
|
||
00:31:09.284 --> 00:31:11.118
|
||
and kick the butts over there
|
||
|
||
00:31:11.202 --> 00:31:13.412
|
||
and all of them son-of-a-bucks
|
||
hanging from the gallows,
|
||
|
||
00:31:13.496 --> 00:31:16.623
|
||
by that time, you will have proven yourself
|
||
|
||
00:31:16.708 --> 00:31:18.542
|
||
and you'll be accepted.
|
||
|
||
00:31:18.626 --> 00:31:19.793
|
||
- Take care.
|
||
- Thank you.
|
||
|
||
00:31:19.878 --> 00:31:22.212
|
||
- I ain't gonna kiss you.
|
||
- Why not?
|
||
|
||
00:31:22.297 --> 00:31:25.883
|
||
The people that do the kissing
|
||
are the ones that float around like that.
|
||
|
||
00:31:25.967 --> 00:31:29.136
|
||
- Are they all...
|
||
- Yeah. Stay away from them that kiss.
|
||
|
||
00:31:29.220 --> 00:31:30.971
|
||
- Okay.
|
||
- You don't want nobody kissing.
|
||
|
||
00:31:31.055 --> 00:31:35.100
|
||
In my country they take them to jail
|
||
and finish them.
|
||
|
||
00:31:35.184 --> 00:31:36.810
|
||
- Take them and hang them.
|
||
- Yes.
|
||
|
||
00:31:36.895 --> 00:31:39.813
|
||
- That's what we're trying to get done.
|
||
- High five.
|
||
|
||
00:31:40.607 --> 00:31:42.190
|
||
Ladies and gentlemen of Salem, Virginia,
|
||
|
||
00:31:42.275 --> 00:31:44.985
|
||
would you please give a warm,
|
||
American welcome
|
||
|
||
00:31:45.069 --> 00:31:48.906
|
||
to a gentleman who has come
|
||
all the way from Kazakhstan
|
||
|
||
00:31:48.990 --> 00:31:52.701
|
||
and we are honored
|
||
to have singing our national anthem.
|
||
|
||
00:31:52.785 --> 00:31:56.163
|
||
Ladies and gentlemen, Borat Sagdiyev.
|
||
|
||
00:32:05.590 --> 00:32:09.134
|
||
My name Borat. I come from Kazakhstan.
|
||
|
||
00:32:09.218 --> 00:32:14.598
|
||
Can I say first,
|
||
we support your war of terror.
|
||
|
||
00:32:18.519 --> 00:32:22.272
|
||
May we show our support
|
||
to our boys in Iraq.
|
||
|
||
00:32:24.651 --> 00:32:29.029
|
||
May U.S. and A.
|
||
kill every single terrorist.
|
||
|
||
00:32:34.077 --> 00:32:36.662
|
||
May your George Bush drink the blood
|
||
|
||
00:32:36.746 --> 00:32:40.540
|
||
of every single man, woman
|
||
and child of Iraq.
|
||
|
||
00:32:40.750 --> 00:32:42.000
|
||
Yeah!
|
||
|
||
00:32:43.670 --> 00:32:48.090
|
||
May you destroy their country
|
||
so that for the next thousand years
|
||
|
||
00:32:48.174 --> 00:32:52.177
|
||
not even a single lizard
|
||
will survive in their desert.
|
||
|
||
00:32:53.554 --> 00:32:55.514
|
||
To show our friendship,
|
||
|
||
00:32:55.598 --> 00:32:59.351
|
||
I now will sing
|
||
our Kazakh national anthem
|
||
|
||
00:32:59.435 --> 00:33:02.145
|
||
to the tune of your national anthem.
|
||
|
||
00:33:03.064 --> 00:33:04.564
|
||
Please stand.
|
||
|
||
00:33:06.067 --> 00:33:09.736
|
||
Kazakhstan is the greatest
|
||
|
||
00:33:09.821 --> 00:33:12.990
|
||
Country in the world
|
||
|
||
00:33:13.074 --> 00:33:16.034
|
||
All other countries
|
||
|
||
00:33:16.119 --> 00:33:19.788
|
||
Are run by little girls
|
||
|
||
00:33:19.872 --> 00:33:22.833
|
||
Kazakhstan is number one
|
||
|
||
00:33:22.917 --> 00:33:26.420
|
||
Exporter of potassium
|
||
|
||
00:33:26.546 --> 00:33:30.048
|
||
Other Central Asian countries
|
||
|
||
00:33:30.133 --> 00:33:33.510
|
||
Have inferior potassium
|
||
|
||
00:33:33.594 --> 00:33:36.847
|
||
Kazakhstan is the greatest
|
||
|
||
00:33:36.931 --> 00:33:39.558
|
||
Country in the world
|
||
|
||
00:33:39.642 --> 00:33:41.935
|
||
All other countries
|
||
|
||
00:33:42.020 --> 00:33:44.563
|
||
Is the home of the gays
|
||
|
||
00:33:56.534 --> 00:34:00.037
|
||
We nearly died last night.
|
||
This journey is cursed.
|
||
|
||
00:34:00.455 --> 00:34:02.414
|
||
We should have stayed in New York.
|
||
|
||
00:34:02.665 --> 00:34:04.082
|
||
l was sad.
|
||
|
||
00:34:04.167 --> 00:34:06.835
|
||
The rodeo peoples did not like me.
|
||
|
||
00:34:06.919 --> 00:34:09.588
|
||
What if Pamela did not like me too?
|
||
|
||
00:34:09.672 --> 00:34:13.300
|
||
We needed something
|
||
to change our fortunes.
|
||
|
||
00:34:13.468 --> 00:34:15.343
|
||
Look, Azamat, a Gypsy village.
|
||
|
||
00:34:16.387 --> 00:34:19.931
|
||
Let us extract some of their tears
|
||
so we can remove the curse.
|
||
|
||
00:34:20.308 --> 00:34:24.019
|
||
Do not fear me, Gypsy,
|
||
all I want from you is your tears.
|
||
|
||
00:34:24.103 --> 00:34:26.938
|
||
Please give them to me or I will take them.
|
||
|
||
00:34:27.857 --> 00:34:28.940
|
||
I'm not a Gypsy.
|
||
|
||
00:34:29.025 --> 00:34:32.152
|
||
I'm a Midwestern
|
||
farmer's daughter. Americana.
|
||
|
||
00:34:32.236 --> 00:34:34.988
|
||
You have many treasures.
|
||
Who did you rob for this?
|
||
|
||
00:34:35.073 --> 00:34:37.532
|
||
We didn't rob them.
|
||
They came from the house.
|
||
|
||
00:34:37.617 --> 00:34:40.202
|
||
I will look in your treasures, Gypsy.
|
||
|
||
00:34:41.245 --> 00:34:43.955
|
||
Is this understood? I will look on them.
|
||
|
||
00:34:44.415 --> 00:34:45.749
|
||
Please do.
|
||
|
||
00:34:49.003 --> 00:34:51.463
|
||
Who is this lady you have shrunk?
|
||
|
||
00:34:51.547 --> 00:34:54.424
|
||
Was she the owner of this house
|
||
that you camp in front of?
|
||
|
||
00:34:54.509 --> 00:34:56.885
|
||
There's a couple more child's dolls.
|
||
|
||
00:34:56.969 --> 00:35:00.555
|
||
Do not try and shrink me, Gypsy. I serious.
|
||
|
||
00:35:00.640 --> 00:35:02.724
|
||
- These are your spells?
|
||
- No.
|
||
|
||
00:35:02.850 --> 00:35:05.727
|
||
There's a good one,
|
||
The Millionaire Mindset.
|
||
|
||
00:35:06.187 --> 00:35:08.480
|
||
There you go.
|
||
|
||
00:35:08.564 --> 00:35:10.899
|
||
- Baywatch.
|
||
- Baywatch?
|
||
|
||
00:35:17.031 --> 00:35:18.824
|
||
It means she love me.
|
||
|
||
00:35:23.037 --> 00:35:24.162
|
||
Azamat!
|
||
|
||
00:35:24.539 --> 00:35:26.832
|
||
Azamat, great success!
|
||
I've got the tears.
|
||
|
||
00:35:26.916 --> 00:35:28.333
|
||
Onwards to California!
|
||
|
||
00:35:28.668 --> 00:35:30.127
|
||
Let's go.
|
||
|
||
00:35:30.419 --> 00:35:31.461
|
||
What's that you've got there?
|
||
|
||
00:35:31.546 --> 00:35:33.630
|
||
It's nothing. Don't worry about it.
|
||
|
||
00:35:47.353 --> 00:35:49.521
|
||
Are we going the right way?
|
||
|
||
00:35:49.730 --> 00:35:52.524
|
||
- I don't know, this map is from 1917.
|
||
- Where the hell are we?
|
||
|
||
00:35:57.321 --> 00:35:59.322
|
||
Hey, stop that goddamn van!
|
||
|
||
00:36:00.366 --> 00:36:03.577
|
||
Hey, baby, want to go out?
|
||
Wanna go out, honey?
|
||
|
||
00:36:07.748 --> 00:36:10.333
|
||
I'm going to stop and ask.
|
||
|
||
00:36:10.418 --> 00:36:13.420
|
||
No, no, no, keep going. Keep going.
|
||
|
||
00:36:16.591 --> 00:36:18.717
|
||
I need the direction to California, please.
|
||
|
||
00:36:18.801 --> 00:36:20.635
|
||
- To California?
|
||
- You a long way from home.
|
||
|
||
00:36:20.720 --> 00:36:23.263
|
||
Who you with, man?
|
||
Who you with, who you with?
|
||
|
||
00:36:23.347 --> 00:36:27.851
|
||
I travel with my friend, Azamat Bagatov.
|
||
We travel across the country.
|
||
|
||
00:36:27.935 --> 00:36:31.730
|
||
You can't be talking all that.
|
||
You gotta be talking English right here.
|
||
|
||
00:36:31.814 --> 00:36:34.983
|
||
You look like Michael Jackson, Beat lt.
|
||
|
||
00:36:35.109 --> 00:36:36.943
|
||
Man, you better...
|
||
|
||
00:36:39.363 --> 00:36:42.908
|
||
I like you peoples.
|
||
Can you teach me how to dress?
|
||
|
||
00:36:42.992 --> 00:36:44.784
|
||
How can I be like you?
|
||
|
||
00:36:44.869 --> 00:36:47.037
|
||
You need to let them jeans down.
|
||
|
||
00:36:47.121 --> 00:36:48.371
|
||
Pull them down?
|
||
|
||
00:36:48.456 --> 00:36:50.207
|
||
Don't pull them down like...
|
||
|
||
00:36:50.291 --> 00:36:52.250
|
||
- Like a ho?
|
||
- No, no, no.
|
||
|
||
00:36:52.335 --> 00:36:54.211
|
||
- Like a this?
|
||
- Yeah.
|
||
|
||
00:36:54.295 --> 00:36:56.671
|
||
But don't show your Huggies though, man.
|
||
|
||
00:36:57.131 --> 00:36:59.174
|
||
What the hell? Is that fishnet?
|
||
|
||
00:36:59.258 --> 00:37:02.135
|
||
No, no, no, these are my antipants.
|
||
|
||
00:37:02.220 --> 00:37:05.680
|
||
- What kind of music you listen to?
|
||
- I like very much Corky Bucek.
|
||
|
||
00:37:05.765 --> 00:37:07.307
|
||
You know Corky Bucek?
|
||
|
||
00:37:09.018 --> 00:37:10.393
|
||
No, no, no.
|
||
|
||
00:37:11.270 --> 00:37:14.231
|
||
You got to lick it before you stick it.
|
||
|
||
00:37:15.358 --> 00:37:17.400
|
||
Can you teach me speak like you?
|
||
|
||
00:37:17.485 --> 00:37:18.693
|
||
What you trying to say?
|
||
|
||
00:37:18.778 --> 00:37:22.113
|
||
- How you say, "How do you do?"
|
||
- What's up with it?
|
||
|
||
00:37:22.198 --> 00:37:23.990
|
||
- What's that with it?
|
||
- Yeah.
|
||
|
||
00:37:25.660 --> 00:37:27.827
|
||
Pull over and let's see
|
||
if we can stay here.
|
||
|
||
00:37:36.128 --> 00:37:38.421
|
||
What's up with it, vanilla-face?
|
||
|
||
00:37:38.506 --> 00:37:41.591
|
||
Me and my homey, Azamat,
|
||
just parked our slab outside.
|
||
|
||
00:37:41.676 --> 00:37:42.759
|
||
Please.
|
||
|
||
00:37:42.843 --> 00:37:46.596
|
||
We are looking for somewhere to
|
||
post up our black asses for the night.
|
||
|
||
00:37:46.681 --> 00:37:49.432
|
||
So bang-bang, skeet-skeet, nigga.
|
||
|
||
00:37:50.518 --> 00:37:52.310
|
||
We just a couple of pimps, no ho's.
|
||
|
||
00:37:52.395 --> 00:37:54.688
|
||
- Sir, you gotta leave.
|
||
- Okay.
|
||
|
||
00:37:54.772 --> 00:37:58.108
|
||
Leave now or we're gonna call the cops
|
||
and we'll have you taken out.
|
||
|
||
00:37:58.192 --> 00:38:02.570
|
||
We can't stay here,
|
||
they are player haters.
|
||
|
||
00:38:10.288 --> 00:38:13.081
|
||
- Hi. Hello.
|
||
- You have a room for tonight?
|
||
|
||
00:38:13.165 --> 00:38:15.166
|
||
Oh, yes. Yes, definitely.
|
||
|
||
00:38:15.543 --> 00:38:17.377
|
||
- Come on in.
|
||
- Great.
|
||
|
||
00:38:18.170 --> 00:38:19.796
|
||
Your friend also.
|
||
|
||
00:38:22.049 --> 00:38:24.342
|
||
A beautiful house, this.
|
||
|
||
00:38:24.427 --> 00:38:27.512
|
||
All the paintings in the house, I did.
|
||
|
||
00:38:27.596 --> 00:38:28.847
|
||
What is this man?
|
||
|
||
00:38:28.931 --> 00:38:33.852
|
||
This is a Yemenite Jew
|
||
and he's working on a piece of jewelry.
|
||
|
||
00:38:34.228 --> 00:38:39.065
|
||
They, Yemenites, were also jewelers.
|
||
|
||
00:38:39.191 --> 00:38:41.526
|
||
Why you have a picture of a Jew?
|
||
|
||
00:38:41.986 --> 00:38:46.906
|
||
Because I'm Jewish,
|
||
so I have lots of pictures of Jews.
|
||
|
||
00:38:52.705 --> 00:38:55.623
|
||
This is the room and...
|
||
|
||
00:38:57.501 --> 00:39:01.171
|
||
- Do you need two pillows?
|
||
- Yes.
|
||
|
||
00:39:01.255 --> 00:39:03.590
|
||
Great. Thank you. Lovely place.
|
||
|
||
00:39:06.761 --> 00:39:09.095
|
||
- They're Jews.
|
||
- I know that now.
|
||
|
||
00:39:09.555 --> 00:39:11.181
|
||
They'll kill us.
|
||
We need to escape.
|
||
|
||
00:39:25.029 --> 00:39:27.864
|
||
- Wait, wait.
|
||
- Okay.
|
||
|
||
00:39:29.950 --> 00:39:31.117
|
||
Hello.
|
||
|
||
00:39:31.869 --> 00:39:34.245
|
||
- How are you?
|
||
- Great.
|
||
|
||
00:39:34.330 --> 00:39:35.955
|
||
You guys getting settled in?
|
||
|
||
00:39:36.040 --> 00:39:38.708
|
||
This is a special sandwich for you.
|
||
|
||
00:39:38.793 --> 00:39:43.421
|
||
I not so hungry. He can eat this.
|
||
|
||
00:39:43.506 --> 00:39:44.714
|
||
He fat.
|
||
|
||
00:39:45.466 --> 00:39:46.966
|
||
No, no.
|
||
|
||
00:39:47.051 --> 00:39:49.052
|
||
- You gonna eat, because...
|
||
- Take a half.
|
||
|
||
00:39:49.136 --> 00:39:51.846
|
||
- Take a half and then you'll see.
|
||
- Take a half.
|
||
|
||
00:39:51.931 --> 00:39:53.515
|
||
Yeah. I not so hungry.
|
||
|
||
00:39:53.599 --> 00:39:55.392
|
||
You eat a little bit.
|
||
|
||
00:40:00.189 --> 00:40:03.233
|
||
Go ahead and eat something
|
||
because you're hungry.
|
||
|
||
00:40:03.317 --> 00:40:04.401
|
||
Yes.
|
||
|
||
00:40:12.535 --> 00:40:15.703
|
||
I don't want to see you go hungry.
|
||
|
||
00:40:15.788 --> 00:40:18.331
|
||
What is this picture over here?
|
||
|
||
00:40:18.749 --> 00:40:19.999
|
||
Okay...
|
||
|
||
00:40:27.341 --> 00:40:29.426
|
||
It is 3:00 in the morning.
|
||
|
||
00:40:29.510 --> 00:40:32.387
|
||
I am in a nest of Jews.
|
||
|
||
00:40:32.471 --> 00:40:35.014
|
||
They have cleverly shifted their shapes.
|
||
|
||
00:40:35.099 --> 00:40:39.185
|
||
One of them has taken the form
|
||
of a little old woman.
|
||
|
||
00:40:40.020 --> 00:40:42.188
|
||
You can barely see her horns.
|
||
|
||
00:40:43.607 --> 00:40:46.151
|
||
She have tried to poison me already.
|
||
|
||
00:40:46.902 --> 00:40:48.945
|
||
These rats are very clever.
|
||
|
||
00:40:56.495 --> 00:40:58.121
|
||
Look, the Jews have
|
||
shifted their shapes.
|
||
|
||
00:41:00.291 --> 00:41:02.000
|
||
OK, OK. How much shall
|
||
I give them?
|
||
|
||
00:41:02.334 --> 00:41:04.794
|
||
I don't know...
|
||
|
||
00:41:06.505 --> 00:41:08.047
|
||
More. Give them more.
|
||
|
||
00:41:11.218 --> 00:41:12.719
|
||
Go. Go.
|
||
|
||
00:41:27.943 --> 00:41:30.320
|
||
Let's go back to New York,
|
||
at least there's no Jews there.
|
||
|
||
00:41:30.404 --> 00:41:32.155
|
||
Calm down.
|
||
We'll keep heading to California.
|
||
|
||
00:41:32.239 --> 00:41:34.115
|
||
Why California?
|
||
What's so special about California?
|
||
|
||
00:41:34.200 --> 00:41:35.492
|
||
We are going to California!
|
||
|
||
00:41:35.576 --> 00:41:36.910
|
||
And get killed on the way?
|
||
|
||
00:41:37.495 --> 00:41:41.664
|
||
Relax, Azamat!
|
||
I will get us protection.
|
||
|
||
00:41:44.126 --> 00:41:47.253
|
||
What is the best gun
|
||
to defend from a Jew?
|
||
|
||
00:41:50.382 --> 00:41:54.427
|
||
I would recommend
|
||
either a 9 millimeter or a .45.
|
||
|
||
00:41:57.014 --> 00:41:58.932
|
||
Very nice.
|
||
|
||
00:42:00.768 --> 00:42:05.230
|
||
It like I movie star, Dirty Harold.
|
||
|
||
00:42:05.314 --> 00:42:08.066
|
||
- Yes, sir.
|
||
- Come on and make my day, Jew.
|
||
|
||
00:42:09.985 --> 00:42:14.030
|
||
But he would not sell me gun
|
||
since I not American.
|
||
|
||
00:42:14.114 --> 00:42:16.449
|
||
So I look for other protection.
|
||
|
||
00:42:17.409 --> 00:42:19.661
|
||
MUNCH RANCH
|
||
Exotic Animal Dealer
|
||
|
||
00:42:19.745 --> 00:42:23.581
|
||
- What type of dog is this?
|
||
- This is a tortoise.
|
||
|
||
00:42:23.666 --> 00:42:26.292
|
||
Is this a cat in a hat?
|
||
|
||
00:42:26.377 --> 00:42:28.670
|
||
No, it's a tortoise in a shell.
|
||
|
||
00:42:28.754 --> 00:42:30.505
|
||
Yes.
|
||
|
||
00:42:30.589 --> 00:42:32.966
|
||
I need animal for protection.
|
||
|
||
00:42:33.884 --> 00:42:35.260
|
||
What you have for me?
|
||
|
||
00:43:00.786 --> 00:43:03.329
|
||
We're safe.
|
||
Now we continue to California.
|
||
|
||
00:43:04.456 --> 00:43:05.540
|
||
High five!
|
||
|
||
00:43:05.624 --> 00:43:07.333
|
||
Great! Nice.
|
||
|
||
00:43:22.099 --> 00:43:23.850
|
||
Switch it off.
|
||
|
||
00:43:23.934 --> 00:43:25.268
|
||
It so annoying!
|
||
|
||
00:43:41.076 --> 00:43:45.079
|
||
Happy times. We were safe
|
||
and well on our way to Pamela.
|
||
|
||
00:43:45.414 --> 00:43:47.707
|
||
It was time to get back to work.
|
||
|
||
00:43:49.501 --> 00:43:54.756
|
||
Kazakhstan needs to learn
|
||
about American fine dining.
|
||
|
||
00:43:55.966 --> 00:43:57.967
|
||
First, a lady will
|
||
teach you southern manners.
|
||
|
||
00:43:58.177 --> 00:43:59.469
|
||
How long have I got?
|
||
|
||
00:43:59.553 --> 00:44:03.556
|
||
An hour. Then you have
|
||
dinner date with high society.
|
||
|
||
00:44:06.185 --> 00:44:07.852
|
||
Hello and nice meet you.
|
||
|
||
00:44:07.936 --> 00:44:10.521
|
||
Hello, it's so nice to meet you.
|
||
Welcome to America.
|
||
|
||
00:44:10.606 --> 00:44:11.856
|
||
KATHIE B. MARTIN
|
||
Etiquette Coach
|
||
|
||
00:44:11.940 --> 00:44:16.944
|
||
Will you please teach me
|
||
how to dine like gentleman?
|
||
|
||
00:44:17.529 --> 00:44:19.572
|
||
Of course, I'll be happy to.
|
||
|
||
00:44:22.117 --> 00:44:24.827
|
||
Is it polite to greet people
|
||
when I make entry?
|
||
|
||
00:44:24.912 --> 00:44:25.995
|
||
THE MAGNOLIA MANSION
|
||
Dining Society
|
||
|
||
00:44:26.080 --> 00:44:27.413
|
||
Yes, it is.
|
||
|
||
00:44:27.498 --> 00:44:30.917
|
||
- Let me introduce you around.
|
||
- Yes.
|
||
|
||
00:44:31.001 --> 00:44:34.295
|
||
- You're gonna have to...
|
||
- I'm Mike. Mike Jared.
|
||
|
||
00:44:35.673 --> 00:44:37.924
|
||
Hello, I'm Bethany Weston.
|
||
|
||
00:44:38.008 --> 00:44:39.258
|
||
- Lovely to see you.
|
||
- Nice.
|
||
|
||
00:44:39.343 --> 00:44:42.178
|
||
- How you do?
|
||
- How do you do? My name's Ben.
|
||
|
||
00:44:45.474 --> 00:44:50.603
|
||
Should I pay interest in peoples
|
||
around the table-sides?
|
||
|
||
00:44:50.938 --> 00:44:52.146
|
||
Yes.
|
||
|
||
00:44:52.231 --> 00:44:55.692
|
||
And, if it is a big table,
|
||
a very long table,
|
||
|
||
00:44:55.776 --> 00:44:58.027
|
||
you might want to restrict
|
||
your conversation...
|
||
|
||
00:44:58.112 --> 00:45:01.364
|
||
- Yes.
|
||
- ...to people right in your vicinity.
|
||
|
||
00:45:01.448 --> 00:45:03.991
|
||
- Very nice.
|
||
- So you are not yelling.
|
||
|
||
00:45:08.455 --> 00:45:09.997
|
||
What do you do?
|
||
|
||
00:45:10.082 --> 00:45:12.875
|
||
- I'm the pastor of a church.
|
||
- Yes.
|
||
|
||
00:45:12.960 --> 00:45:16.713
|
||
- What do you do?
|
||
- I have spent years in construction.
|
||
|
||
00:45:16.797 --> 00:45:20.133
|
||
I'm recently retired.
|
||
|
||
00:45:20.217 --> 00:45:22.677
|
||
- You are retard?
|
||
- Yes.
|
||
|
||
00:45:22.761 --> 00:45:24.929
|
||
Physical or mental?
|
||
|
||
00:45:26.181 --> 00:45:29.392
|
||
- Retired.
|
||
- No, no, not retarded.
|
||
|
||
00:45:29.476 --> 00:45:31.978
|
||
- I don't work anymore.
|
||
- Stopped working.
|
||
|
||
00:45:32.062 --> 00:45:35.982
|
||
It's very good you allow retard
|
||
|
||
00:45:36.066 --> 00:45:39.902
|
||
to eat with you in the same place.
|
||
|
||
00:45:39.987 --> 00:45:43.156
|
||
That's not what
|
||
we're saying about this man.
|
||
|
||
00:45:43.240 --> 00:45:47.577
|
||
He is not what
|
||
you would refer to as retard.
|
||
|
||
00:45:48.412 --> 00:45:51.080
|
||
- No.
|
||
- No, no. Not at all.
|
||
|
||
00:45:51.165 --> 00:45:53.791
|
||
Do you have a telephone in this village?
|
||
|
||
00:45:54.168 --> 00:45:55.501
|
||
Of course.
|
||
|
||
00:46:02.509 --> 00:46:04.927
|
||
Should I show photos of my family?
|
||
|
||
00:46:05.012 --> 00:46:07.847
|
||
You have photos
|
||
of your family? Wonderful.
|
||
|
||
00:46:09.308 --> 00:46:11.684
|
||
This my favorite son, Huey Lewis.
|
||
|
||
00:46:12.311 --> 00:46:14.270
|
||
- Okay.
|
||
- Yes.
|
||
|
||
00:46:14.354 --> 00:46:16.230
|
||
- He looks happy.
|
||
- Yes.
|
||
|
||
00:46:18.025 --> 00:46:19.817
|
||
He very strong.
|
||
|
||
00:46:19.902 --> 00:46:23.780
|
||
- My goodness, is that him holding you?
|
||
- Yes. Very strong.
|
||
|
||
00:46:23.864 --> 00:46:28.534
|
||
He grow three centimeter.
|
||
He now 17 centimeter long.
|
||
|
||
00:46:30.537 --> 00:46:35.416
|
||
I'm not sure I would show
|
||
these photos of him without clothes on.
|
||
|
||
00:46:35.501 --> 00:46:39.420
|
||
Should I pay compliments to the peoples?
|
||
|
||
00:46:39.546 --> 00:46:44.383
|
||
Yes, but only if you truly agree
|
||
with that compliment.
|
||
|
||
00:46:44.927 --> 00:46:48.513
|
||
You have a very gentle face
|
||
|
||
00:46:48.597 --> 00:46:52.767
|
||
- and a very erotic physique.
|
||
- Thank you.
|
||
|
||
00:46:53.185 --> 00:46:54.727
|
||
- You're correct.
|
||
- Yes.
|
||
|
||
00:46:54.812 --> 00:46:56.729
|
||
That's a very good observation.
|
||
|
||
00:46:56.814 --> 00:46:58.815
|
||
She is your wife?
|
||
|
||
00:46:58.899 --> 00:47:00.691
|
||
Nope. That's my wife.
|
||
|
||
00:47:00.776 --> 00:47:06.697
|
||
In my country,
|
||
they would go crazy for these two.
|
||
|
||
00:47:06.782 --> 00:47:08.199
|
||
Not so much.
|
||
|
||
00:47:14.540 --> 00:47:18.084
|
||
What should I say if
|
||
I need to go to the shit hole?
|
||
|
||
00:47:18.836 --> 00:47:20.878
|
||
You mean to the restroom?
|
||
|
||
00:47:20.963 --> 00:47:24.507
|
||
- To the place to make the shit.
|
||
- The bathroom? Okay. What you...
|
||
|
||
00:47:24.591 --> 00:47:26.425
|
||
Not to bath. To make dirt from anus.
|
||
|
||
00:47:26.510 --> 00:47:29.387
|
||
- Not a bath, right. The toilet.
|
||
- The brown...
|
||
|
||
00:47:29.471 --> 00:47:32.348
|
||
- Where you make... You understand?
|
||
- Yes. Yes.
|
||
|
||
00:47:32.432 --> 00:47:34.642
|
||
- Bad? Bad thing from it.
|
||
- Yes.
|
||
|
||
00:47:36.103 --> 00:47:37.186
|
||
Brown.
|
||
|
||
00:47:37.271 --> 00:47:41.440
|
||
What you do is you say, "Excuse me,
|
||
I need to go to the restroom."
|
||
|
||
00:47:42.109 --> 00:47:47.363
|
||
Excuse me, is it possible
|
||
to go and do a, you know...
|
||
|
||
00:47:47.447 --> 00:47:49.949
|
||
- To be excused?
|
||
- How you say in the, you know...
|
||
|
||
00:47:50.033 --> 00:47:52.869
|
||
Upstairs. Just say,
|
||
"Excuse me a moment."
|
||
|
||
00:47:52.995 --> 00:47:56.664
|
||
- I need to go, what you say...
|
||
- That works. Thank you.
|
||
|
||
00:47:56.748 --> 00:47:59.917
|
||
- Can you go upstairs?
|
||
- Yes, thank you.
|
||
|
||
00:48:00.002 --> 00:48:05.089
|
||
I think that the cultural differences
|
||
are vast...
|
||
|
||
00:48:05.173 --> 00:48:08.092
|
||
- Exactly.
|
||
- ...and I think he's a delightful man
|
||
|
||
00:48:08.176 --> 00:48:14.307
|
||
and it wouldn't take very much time
|
||
for him to really become Americanized.
|
||
|
||
00:48:14.933 --> 00:48:16.434
|
||
Thank you very much. I feel much better.
|
||
|
||
00:48:16.518 --> 00:48:18.728
|
||
- Cindy, where shall I put this?
|
||
- Just...
|
||
|
||
00:48:18.812 --> 00:48:20.897
|
||
Where should I put this?
|
||
|
||
00:48:25.027 --> 00:48:27.278
|
||
Maybe in the other restroom down here.
|
||
|
||
00:48:27.362 --> 00:48:28.613
|
||
In the...
|
||
|
||
00:48:30.032 --> 00:48:33.159
|
||
Excuse me...
|
||
Excuse me for just a moment, please.
|
||
|
||
00:48:33.911 --> 00:48:37.747
|
||
You roll off like this
|
||
|
||
00:48:37.831 --> 00:48:41.459
|
||
and you wipe your bottom
|
||
and you put the paper... Look.
|
||
|
||
00:48:41.585 --> 00:48:43.419
|
||
- You, wipe mine?
|
||
- No, I don't. You do.
|
||
|
||
00:48:43.503 --> 00:48:47.590
|
||
- This is a very private thing.
|
||
- The host cleans the anus of the other?
|
||
|
||
00:48:47.674 --> 00:48:51.928
|
||
No, no, no.
|
||
Nobody touches you, except you.
|
||
|
||
00:48:52.512 --> 00:48:54.722
|
||
Can I bring a guest to dinner?
|
||
|
||
00:48:55.515 --> 00:48:58.601
|
||
If you have been invited
|
||
to a home or to a party...
|
||
|
||
00:48:58.685 --> 00:49:02.605
|
||
- Yes.
|
||
- ...it is acceptable to bring a guest
|
||
|
||
00:49:02.689 --> 00:49:05.733
|
||
- if you ask your host in advance.
|
||
- Yes.
|
||
|
||
00:49:05.817 --> 00:49:07.944
|
||
General Stonewall Jackson, Robert E. Lee.
|
||
|
||
00:49:08.028 --> 00:49:12.782
|
||
- I think this my friend. Hello?
|
||
- Hi, I'm looking for Borat.
|
||
|
||
00:49:12.866 --> 00:49:15.034
|
||
- Yes, it's me.
|
||
- Oh, hi, honey.
|
||
|
||
00:49:15.202 --> 00:49:18.454
|
||
- I'm Luenell. Hi, hi.
|
||
- Hello, nice to meet you.
|
||
|
||
00:49:18.538 --> 00:49:20.748
|
||
- This my friend, Luenell.
|
||
- Hi.
|
||
|
||
00:49:21.416 --> 00:49:23.626
|
||
Oh, okay...
|
||
|
||
00:49:25.879 --> 00:49:27.630
|
||
You all having a dinner party.
|
||
|
||
00:49:27.714 --> 00:49:31.509
|
||
Well, we were. I don't know exactly
|
||
what all that we're doing...
|
||
|
||
00:49:31.593 --> 00:49:35.596
|
||
- It is getting very, very late.
|
||
- Excuse me, I'm going to have to go.
|
||
|
||
00:49:35.681 --> 00:49:38.391
|
||
- Okay. Very nice.
|
||
- It's getting very, very late
|
||
|
||
00:49:38.475 --> 00:49:41.644
|
||
and it's time that, you know,
|
||
|
||
00:49:41.728 --> 00:49:45.314
|
||
we were ending
|
||
our dinner party and everything.
|
||
|
||
00:49:45.399 --> 00:49:48.317
|
||
- I apologize...
|
||
- But can't she come for desserts?
|
||
|
||
00:49:48.402 --> 00:49:50.903
|
||
Absolutely not, and neither can you.
|
||
|
||
00:49:50.988 --> 00:49:53.239
|
||
- The sheriff is on his way.
|
||
- I hope so.
|
||
|
||
00:49:53.323 --> 00:49:55.074
|
||
I've already called them.
|
||
|
||
00:49:55.158 --> 00:49:58.202
|
||
Why you call police?
|
||
Have the retard escaped?
|
||
|
||
00:50:01.623 --> 00:50:05.209
|
||
I want say I very sorry
|
||
how they treat you in this house.
|
||
|
||
00:50:05.502 --> 00:50:06.836
|
||
Thank you.
|
||
|
||
00:50:07.421 --> 00:50:10.589
|
||
I was thinking
|
||
maybe I'd just take the night off.
|
||
|
||
00:50:11.008 --> 00:50:12.842
|
||
Why don't we just go out
|
||
and have some fun?
|
||
|
||
00:50:12.926 --> 00:50:15.136
|
||
What do you think about that?
|
||
|
||
00:50:15.262 --> 00:50:17.388
|
||
You want to come with us?
|
||
|
||
00:50:17.472 --> 00:50:18.723
|
||
Up yours!
|
||
|
||
00:50:29.818 --> 00:50:31.736
|
||
Hi! My name Borat.
|
||
|
||
00:50:32.362 --> 00:50:34.280
|
||
- This my friend, Luenell.
|
||
- Hi, Luenell.
|
||
|
||
00:50:34.364 --> 00:50:36.365
|
||
She is a prostitute.
|
||
|
||
00:50:54.801 --> 00:50:56.844
|
||
You were funny on that bull.
|
||
|
||
00:50:56.928 --> 00:50:59.889
|
||
Everybody almost see your underpants.
|
||
|
||
00:50:59.973 --> 00:51:02.099
|
||
I never rode a bull before.
|
||
|
||
00:51:06.146 --> 00:51:10.066
|
||
Well, you wanna...
|
||
You wanna come in for a little while?
|
||
|
||
00:51:10.150 --> 00:51:13.235
|
||
I would like very much
|
||
|
||
00:51:13.320 --> 00:51:16.405
|
||
but I in love with a woman in Malibu.
|
||
|
||
00:51:16.490 --> 00:51:19.116
|
||
It would not be nice to her for me to...
|
||
|
||
00:51:19.201 --> 00:51:23.829
|
||
Okay, well, if you're ever in town again,
|
||
this way, you know, look me up.
|
||
|
||
00:51:24.790 --> 00:51:27.208
|
||
If I ever in town again, Luenell,
|
||
|
||
00:51:27.292 --> 00:51:29.960
|
||
I would very much like to pay you for sex.
|
||
|
||
00:51:30.045 --> 00:51:31.170
|
||
Okay.
|
||
|
||
00:51:32.589 --> 00:51:34.215
|
||
Good night, Luenells.
|
||
|
||
00:51:34.299 --> 00:51:35.966
|
||
Good night, Borat.
|
||
|
||
00:51:44.142 --> 00:51:47.186
|
||
You say my name right. Borat.
|
||
|
||
00:51:47.270 --> 00:51:49.980
|
||
People say Borak or Billy or Bob.
|
||
|
||
00:51:51.650 --> 00:51:52.733
|
||
Bye.
|
||
|
||
00:52:04.412 --> 00:52:09.667
|
||
"Pamela is a fairly simple girl,
|
||
she recently explained.
|
||
|
||
00:52:10.293 --> 00:52:14.797
|
||
"'There's not a whole lot of logic
|
||
in the way I live my life.
|
||
|
||
00:52:14.881 --> 00:52:16.882
|
||
"'I am very spontaneous."'
|
||
|
||
00:52:17.884 --> 00:52:19.677
|
||
I'm very spontaneous too.
|
||
|
||
00:52:39.823 --> 00:52:42.449
|
||
I needed a gift to give to Pamela
|
||
|
||
00:52:42.534 --> 00:52:45.911
|
||
so that she would grant me
|
||
entry into her vagina.
|
||
|
||
00:52:46.454 --> 00:52:51.876
|
||
Therefore, I convinced Azamat to let me
|
||
film a report in an American store.
|
||
|
||
00:52:53.628 --> 00:52:56.922
|
||
Don't spend more than $3.
|
||
We're low on money.
|
||
|
||
00:52:58.425 --> 00:53:00.676
|
||
This your shops?
|
||
|
||
00:53:00.760 --> 00:53:02.803
|
||
Right, this is my antique shop.
|
||
|
||
00:53:02.888 --> 00:53:05.931
|
||
Why do you have
|
||
so many things with a flag?
|
||
|
||
00:53:06.016 --> 00:53:08.142
|
||
We're honoring our heritage.
|
||
|
||
00:53:08.518 --> 00:53:12.188
|
||
Now, what in here? What is this?
|
||
|
||
00:53:12.272 --> 00:53:14.148
|
||
These are a number of collectibles.
|
||
|
||
00:53:14.232 --> 00:53:17.902
|
||
I mean, this is a lamp that, you know,
|
||
you would use in your home.
|
||
|
||
00:53:17.986 --> 00:53:21.572
|
||
This is a Chinese cloisonn<6E> bell.
|
||
|
||
00:53:21.656 --> 00:53:25.576
|
||
And this is a little decorative duck.
|
||
|
||
00:53:25.660 --> 00:53:28.746
|
||
And do you think, you know, when they...
|
||
|
||
00:53:32.959 --> 00:53:34.793
|
||
I'm sorry. Wait, wait, wait.
|
||
|
||
00:53:39.716 --> 00:53:41.884
|
||
- We need help, baby.
|
||
- No, it's okay.
|
||
|
||
00:53:45.222 --> 00:53:46.472
|
||
I sorry.
|
||
|
||
00:53:50.685 --> 00:53:53.479
|
||
Sorry. I will repair all of this.
|
||
|
||
00:53:54.147 --> 00:53:58.734
|
||
Don't worry.
|
||
My friend, he can make glue and...
|
||
|
||
00:53:58.818 --> 00:54:02.238
|
||
I don't think you're gonna be able to glue
|
||
it. You're gonna have to pay for it.
|
||
|
||
00:54:02.322 --> 00:54:05.241
|
||
Okay, I have a digital watch
|
||
from the future.
|
||
|
||
00:54:05.325 --> 00:54:08.202
|
||
I will give you.
|
||
Is worth more than all of this.
|
||
|
||
00:54:08.286 --> 00:54:10.913
|
||
You broke $425 worth of stuff.
|
||
|
||
00:54:11.289 --> 00:54:14.875
|
||
160, 170, 180.
|
||
|
||
00:54:16.169 --> 00:54:18.879
|
||
- That's not enough.
|
||
- Do you want hair...
|
||
|
||
00:54:18.964 --> 00:54:20.756
|
||
No, I don't want any damn hair.
|
||
|
||
00:54:20.840 --> 00:54:23.133
|
||
This is best hair in Kazakhstan.
|
||
Feel the quality.
|
||
|
||
00:54:23.218 --> 00:54:24.760
|
||
I don't want your damn hair.
|
||
|
||
00:54:24.844 --> 00:54:28.430
|
||
This is hair from pubis.
|
||
I can get 2,000 bags by next Friday.
|
||
|
||
00:54:28.515 --> 00:54:31.100
|
||
We don't use that stuff in this country.
|
||
|
||
00:54:31.393 --> 00:54:32.977
|
||
Have you offered them pubic hair?
|
||
|
||
00:54:33.061 --> 00:54:34.770
|
||
Yes!
|
||
|
||
00:54:34.854 --> 00:54:36.855
|
||
Just give me another 20.
|
||
|
||
00:54:37.274 --> 00:54:38.274
|
||
It was a mistake.
|
||
|
||
00:54:38.358 --> 00:54:39.566
|
||
You screwed up again.
|
||
|
||
00:54:39.651 --> 00:54:40.901
|
||
I didn't see the truck.
|
||
|
||
00:54:40.986 --> 00:54:43.112
|
||
- I slipped on it and that was it.
|
||
- Only an idiot could do this.
|
||
|
||
00:54:43.196 --> 00:54:47.449
|
||
Would you have believed this
|
||
if I had told you? All right. Go. Go. Go.
|
||
|
||
00:54:53.039 --> 00:54:55.541
|
||
You've ruined this documentary
|
||
and almost bankrupt us.
|
||
|
||
00:54:55.625 --> 00:54:58.127
|
||
So call the ministry
|
||
and get more money.
|
||
|
||
00:54:58.211 --> 00:55:01.297
|
||
What? If I did that,
|
||
they would kill us!
|
||
|
||
00:55:02.048 --> 00:55:06.343
|
||
California had better be as good
|
||
as you say, or we're finished.
|
||
|
||
00:55:27.490 --> 00:55:28.657
|
||
You bastard.
|
||
|
||
00:55:29.868 --> 00:55:31.160
|
||
What's the matter with you?
|
||
|
||
00:55:31.244 --> 00:55:34.413
|
||
How dare you make
|
||
hand-party over Pamela.
|
||
|
||
00:55:34.497 --> 00:55:37.041
|
||
Why do you care who I
|
||
pleasure myself to?
|
||
|
||
00:55:37.125 --> 00:55:39.043
|
||
Because I love this woman.
|
||
|
||
00:55:39.127 --> 00:55:42.296
|
||
She's the reason
|
||
we travel to California!
|
||
|
||
00:55:42.380 --> 00:55:44.214
|
||
What?
|
||
You lied to me!
|
||
|
||
00:55:44.299 --> 00:55:46.175
|
||
You lied about California!
|
||
|
||
00:56:42.732 --> 00:56:45.984
|
||
Eat my asshole!
|
||
|
||
00:57:18.351 --> 00:57:20.060
|
||
Holy...
|
||
|
||
00:57:21.229 --> 00:57:22.354
|
||
Okay.
|
||
|
||
00:57:47.547 --> 00:57:49.673
|
||
We have a special guest here this evening.
|
||
Ruth Feiner is here.
|
||
|
||
00:57:49.757 --> 00:57:51.258
|
||
MORTGAGE BROKERS
|
||
ANNUAL BANQUET
|
||
|
||
00:58:17.285 --> 00:58:19.328
|
||
Get the fuck out of here!
|
||
|
||
00:58:29.422 --> 00:58:32.049
|
||
So bad news.
|
||
|
||
00:58:33.092 --> 00:58:35.594
|
||
Azamat have leave.
|
||
|
||
00:58:37.096 --> 00:58:39.598
|
||
I wake up, he disappear
|
||
|
||
00:58:39.682 --> 00:58:44.436
|
||
and he take Oxana, my bear.
|
||
|
||
00:58:44.979 --> 00:58:46.271
|
||
Our bear.
|
||
|
||
00:58:47.273 --> 00:58:50.108
|
||
And he also decide to take all money
|
||
|
||
00:58:50.193 --> 00:58:52.444
|
||
and also my passport.
|
||
|
||
00:58:56.241 --> 00:59:01.370
|
||
And he leave me
|
||
|
||
00:59:01.454 --> 00:59:05.290
|
||
only this bag, with a hen
|
||
|
||
00:59:07.794 --> 00:59:14.299
|
||
and ticket to Kazakhstan.
|
||
|
||
00:59:15.552 --> 00:59:17.135
|
||
But no passport.
|
||
|
||
00:59:19.347 --> 00:59:23.016
|
||
But at least he is
|
||
|
||
00:59:23.101 --> 00:59:25.644
|
||
man enough to leave me
|
||
|
||
00:59:32.151 --> 00:59:33.777
|
||
my beautiful.
|
||
|
||
00:59:35.738 --> 00:59:39.825
|
||
Which I have cleaned since last night.
|
||
|
||
00:59:43.329 --> 00:59:47.457
|
||
And I have decide to
|
||
|
||
00:59:47.542 --> 00:59:49.835
|
||
continue making documentary.
|
||
|
||
00:59:50.837 --> 00:59:53.589
|
||
Make it without Azamat.
|
||
|
||
00:59:53.673 --> 00:59:55.424
|
||
I think it will be better
|
||
|
||
00:59:55.508 --> 00:59:58.969
|
||
and we will have more success
|
||
without him.
|
||
|
||
01:00:35.131 --> 01:00:38.175
|
||
I only want 17 cents, please.
|
||
|
||
01:01:03.493 --> 01:01:07.496
|
||
I had no car, no money and no Azamat.
|
||
|
||
01:01:07.580 --> 01:01:09.539
|
||
The only thing keep me going
|
||
|
||
01:01:09.624 --> 01:01:13.585
|
||
was my dream of one day
|
||
holding Pamela in my arms
|
||
|
||
01:01:13.670 --> 01:01:16.963
|
||
and then making romance explosion
|
||
on her stomach.
|
||
|
||
01:01:24.931 --> 01:01:29.309
|
||
Eventually, I managed to hike a hitchings
|
||
with group of young scholars
|
||
|
||
01:01:29.394 --> 01:01:31.645
|
||
also traveling across country.
|
||
|
||
01:01:32.772 --> 01:01:34.690
|
||
FRATERNITY BROTHERS
|
||
Univ. of S. Carolina
|
||
|
||
01:01:34.774 --> 01:01:38.026
|
||
- How you doing? How you doing?
|
||
- Where the fuck are you from, baby?
|
||
|
||
01:01:38.111 --> 01:01:39.611
|
||
I am from Kazakhstan.
|
||
|
||
01:01:40.113 --> 01:01:42.656
|
||
- Welcome to fucking America!
|
||
- Hey, have a seat. Let's go.
|
||
|
||
01:01:42.740 --> 01:01:45.367
|
||
- What's your name?
|
||
- Anthony.
|
||
|
||
01:01:45.451 --> 01:01:46.868
|
||
- Anthony?
|
||
- Yes.
|
||
|
||
01:01:46.953 --> 01:01:48.704
|
||
- Anthony.
|
||
- And Justin.
|
||
|
||
01:01:48.788 --> 01:01:51.707
|
||
- Justin.
|
||
- And David.
|
||
|
||
01:01:51.791 --> 01:01:53.166
|
||
- David.
|
||
- Bartender Dave.
|
||
|
||
01:01:53.251 --> 01:01:54.710
|
||
Very nice.
|
||
|
||
01:01:54.794 --> 01:01:57.379
|
||
- Can you open this, please?
|
||
- Oh, sure.
|
||
|
||
01:01:59.340 --> 01:02:01.675
|
||
Thank you very much.
|
||
|
||
01:02:01.759 --> 01:02:05.887
|
||
So you like the bitches out there
|
||
in the fucking old Russia, there?
|
||
|
||
01:02:06.139 --> 01:02:07.723
|
||
- What?
|
||
- The bitches in old Russia.
|
||
|
||
01:02:07.807 --> 01:02:09.474
|
||
How are the women?
|
||
|
||
01:02:09.559 --> 01:02:12.686
|
||
The fucking ho's, baby! The fucking girls!
|
||
|
||
01:02:12.770 --> 01:02:14.563
|
||
- You fuck the shit out of them!
|
||
- Yes!
|
||
|
||
01:02:14.647 --> 01:02:16.022
|
||
Then you never call them again.
|
||
|
||
01:02:16.107 --> 01:02:19.818
|
||
Why you don't call them? Because
|
||
they do not have a telephone, yes?
|
||
|
||
01:02:19.902 --> 01:02:21.361
|
||
No, not because of that.
|
||
|
||
01:02:21.446 --> 01:02:24.030
|
||
They don't have my respect, you know?
|
||
I mean...
|
||
|
||
01:02:24.115 --> 01:02:26.783
|
||
So, what are you doing here in America?
|
||
|
||
01:02:26.868 --> 01:02:31.621
|
||
They film me travel across U.S. and A.
|
||
|
||
01:02:31.706 --> 01:02:35.208
|
||
I don't know what you're saying, man,
|
||
but that's cool!
|
||
|
||
01:02:35.293 --> 01:02:36.918
|
||
Let's get drunk!
|
||
|
||
01:02:37.503 --> 01:02:39.296
|
||
- Yes! High five!
|
||
- High five!
|
||
|
||
01:02:43.634 --> 01:02:45.719
|
||
This is America in a bottle.
|
||
|
||
01:02:47.263 --> 01:02:51.016
|
||
- Oh, baby!
|
||
- Oh, baby!
|
||
|
||
01:02:51.100 --> 01:02:53.935
|
||
- Borat, let me hear it. Oh, baby!
|
||
- Oh, the baby!
|
||
|
||
01:02:54.020 --> 01:02:56.021
|
||
Suck, suck, suck!
|
||
|
||
01:03:01.694 --> 01:03:03.612
|
||
Let me tell you game we play.
|
||
|
||
01:03:03.696 --> 01:03:05.280
|
||
Can I hear a game you play?
|
||
|
||
01:03:05.364 --> 01:03:09.075
|
||
We play a game called
|
||
"When the snake eat the pig."
|
||
|
||
01:03:09.160 --> 01:03:12.162
|
||
- When the snake eat the huh?
|
||
- The snake eat the pig.
|
||
|
||
01:03:12.246 --> 01:03:15.540
|
||
- You get a baby mouse, very small...
|
||
- Baby mouse?
|
||
|
||
01:03:15.625 --> 01:03:22.255
|
||
...and you put a bit of cheese
|
||
in hole of your chram, until it go inside.
|
||
|
||
01:03:22.340 --> 01:03:23.757
|
||
That is too crazy for me.
|
||
|
||
01:03:23.841 --> 01:03:26.593
|
||
I'll do it.
|
||
I don't give a fuck, I'll do it.
|
||
|
||
01:03:26.677 --> 01:03:28.887
|
||
Let me ask you this.
|
||
|
||
01:03:30.056 --> 01:03:33.183
|
||
Are woman...
|
||
Are women your slaves in Russia?
|
||
|
||
01:03:33.726 --> 01:03:35.894
|
||
No. Do you have slaves here?
|
||
|
||
01:03:35.978 --> 01:03:37.729
|
||
- We wish. We wish.
|
||
- No slaves.
|
||
|
||
01:03:37.814 --> 01:03:40.023
|
||
- It is a shame.
|
||
- Hey, Borat.
|
||
|
||
01:03:40.107 --> 01:03:41.191
|
||
Big shame. Big shame.
|
||
|
||
01:03:41.275 --> 01:03:42.776
|
||
It would be better country if...
|
||
|
||
01:03:42.860 --> 01:03:45.695
|
||
Yes, it'd be better country.
|
||
We should have slaves.
|
||
|
||
01:03:45.780 --> 01:03:49.032
|
||
Our country, the minorities
|
||
actually have more power.
|
||
|
||
01:03:49.116 --> 01:03:53.703
|
||
Anyone that is minority
|
||
has the upper hand.
|
||
|
||
01:03:53.788 --> 01:03:58.041
|
||
We have the Jews. We have anybody
|
||
that's against the mainstream.
|
||
|
||
01:03:58.125 --> 01:04:01.002
|
||
- Do you want to see my new wife?
|
||
- Yes!
|
||
|
||
01:04:01.087 --> 01:04:02.796
|
||
This my new wife.
|
||
|
||
01:04:03.965 --> 01:04:05.882
|
||
- Pamela!
|
||
- You know her?
|
||
|
||
01:04:05.967 --> 01:04:07.592
|
||
Pamela! I know of Pamela.
|
||
|
||
01:04:07.677 --> 01:04:10.136
|
||
I will take her virgin for the first time.
|
||
|
||
01:04:10.221 --> 01:04:12.973
|
||
- I am going to put this shit on.
|
||
- Put it on.
|
||
|
||
01:04:13.057 --> 01:04:15.225
|
||
Borat, Borat. We have a lot to talk about.
|
||
|
||
01:04:15.309 --> 01:04:17.435
|
||
I will take her virgin. I will uncork her.
|
||
|
||
01:04:17.520 --> 01:04:20.647
|
||
Borat, Borat. She is no virgin, Borat.
|
||
|
||
01:04:20.731 --> 01:04:22.732
|
||
- Is not true.
|
||
- She is no virgin, buddy.
|
||
|
||
01:04:22.817 --> 01:04:26.152
|
||
Is not true. Liar!
|
||
Liar, liar, your panties on fire.
|
||
|
||
01:04:26.237 --> 01:04:27.779
|
||
Borat, shut up.
|
||
|
||
01:04:28.781 --> 01:04:31.992
|
||
Small Jacuzzi on a fucking small yacht.
|
||
|
||
01:04:32.076 --> 01:04:33.451
|
||
What she do?
|
||
|
||
01:04:34.453 --> 01:04:37.038
|
||
- She's sucking some dick, man.
|
||
- You see her sucking dick?
|
||
|
||
01:04:37.123 --> 01:04:38.415
|
||
This is not her.
|
||
|
||
01:04:38.499 --> 01:04:42.544
|
||
I guarantee you that shit's gonna happen.
|
||
Don't worry about it.
|
||
|
||
01:04:42.628 --> 01:04:45.589
|
||
- That's her, Borat. Sorry.
|
||
- Borat, that's her.
|
||
|
||
01:04:45.673 --> 01:04:47.173
|
||
This is not her.
|
||
|
||
01:04:47.258 --> 01:04:48.884
|
||
It's her. I'm sorry.
|
||
|
||
01:04:48.968 --> 01:04:51.219
|
||
- I'm sure it's her.
|
||
- I go.
|
||
|
||
01:04:51.304 --> 01:04:53.221
|
||
- No, no, no.
|
||
- Titty bar.
|
||
|
||
01:04:53.306 --> 01:04:55.098
|
||
Come here.
|
||
|
||
01:04:55.182 --> 01:04:56.933
|
||
You're my man. You're my man.
|
||
|
||
01:04:57.018 --> 01:04:59.686
|
||
I do not know why she is trying to do this.
|
||
|
||
01:04:59.770 --> 01:05:01.605
|
||
Come on, Borat. Stay with us, buddy.
|
||
|
||
01:05:01.689 --> 01:05:05.275
|
||
We love you. We'll remember you always.
|
||
Like I taught you.
|
||
|
||
01:05:05.359 --> 01:05:08.028
|
||
Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey.
|
||
|
||
01:05:08.112 --> 01:05:10.655
|
||
You're in America now. You'll make it.
|
||
|
||
01:05:10.740 --> 01:05:12.407
|
||
You... You keep going, okay?
|
||
|
||
01:05:12.491 --> 01:05:15.452
|
||
You are bigger than a woman.
|
||
You are better than a woman.
|
||
|
||
01:05:15.536 --> 01:05:16.912
|
||
We will always be behind you.
|
||
|
||
01:05:16.996 --> 01:05:20.290
|
||
- Do not let a woman ever, ever...
|
||
- We'll always be...
|
||
|
||
01:05:21.334 --> 01:05:23.001
|
||
...make you who you are.
|
||
|
||
01:05:23.085 --> 01:05:25.003
|
||
- Goodbye, my friends.
|
||
- Goodbye.
|
||
|
||
01:06:04.919 --> 01:06:06.252
|
||
My ticket.
|
||
|
||
01:06:11.217 --> 01:06:14.219
|
||
How will I get home?
|
||
|
||
01:06:23.562 --> 01:06:25.271
|
||
I sorry, my friend.
|
||
|
||
01:06:34.949 --> 01:06:35.991
|
||
Go.
|
||
|
||
01:06:37.034 --> 01:06:38.076
|
||
Go.
|
||
|
||
01:06:39.954 --> 01:06:41.496
|
||
Run to freedom.
|
||
|
||
01:06:42.456 --> 01:06:45.125
|
||
Go! Go and live your life!
|
||
|
||
01:07:36.427 --> 01:07:37.761
|
||
Come on!
|
||
|
||
01:07:39.930 --> 01:07:42.057
|
||
It is good to be here.
|
||
|
||
01:07:42.141 --> 01:07:43.516
|
||
CHARLES "CHIP" PICKERING
|
||
U.S. Congressman
|
||
|
||
01:07:43.601 --> 01:07:47.479
|
||
This is my 10th Pentecostal camp meeting.
|
||
A decade.
|
||
|
||
01:07:48.564 --> 01:07:51.649
|
||
The bottom line is,
|
||
we're a Christian nation now,
|
||
|
||
01:07:51.734 --> 01:07:52.901
|
||
JIM SMITH
|
||
Chief Justice, State Supreme Court
|
||
|
||
01:07:52.985 --> 01:07:54.903
|
||
we were one in the beginning
|
||
|
||
01:07:54.987 --> 01:07:59.449
|
||
and we gonna always be a Christian
|
||
nation until the good Lord returns. Amen.
|
||
|
||
01:08:01.577 --> 01:08:04.454
|
||
I didn't evolve out of a monkey.
|
||
|
||
01:08:04.538 --> 01:08:07.749
|
||
I didn't use to be a tadpole.
|
||
I is what I is.
|
||
|
||
01:08:07.833 --> 01:08:09.417
|
||
Praise you, Jesus.
|
||
|
||
01:08:09.502 --> 01:08:13.588
|
||
The Bible says that God
|
||
was manifest in the flesh
|
||
|
||
01:08:13.672 --> 01:08:15.715
|
||
and believed on in the world.
|
||
|
||
01:08:15.800 --> 01:08:19.844
|
||
I got good news. Jesus is God in the flesh.
|
||
|
||
01:08:26.852 --> 01:08:30.146
|
||
I don't care what the devil's done to you
|
||
or what he's trying to do.
|
||
|
||
01:08:30.231 --> 01:08:32.816
|
||
All you gotta do
|
||
is step out of that aisle now
|
||
|
||
01:08:32.900 --> 01:08:34.943
|
||
and make your way down to this altar.
|
||
|
||
01:08:35.027 --> 01:08:37.362
|
||
Let's have a little
|
||
old-time church right now.
|
||
|
||
01:08:37.446 --> 01:08:40.573
|
||
I need somebody to
|
||
pray with me right now. Come on, sir!
|
||
|
||
01:08:40.658 --> 01:08:44.452
|
||
The blood over my neighbor.
|
||
I bleed the blood over my church.
|
||
|
||
01:08:47.289 --> 01:08:50.208
|
||
I want you to help me, save me, please.
|
||
|
||
01:08:50.292 --> 01:08:52.585
|
||
Ladies and gentlemen, the gentleman here,
|
||
|
||
01:08:52.670 --> 01:08:55.130
|
||
standing right next to me,
|
||
his name is Bolak.
|
||
|
||
01:08:55.214 --> 01:08:59.551
|
||
Would you greet him with a great big
|
||
Jesus name for just a couple of minutes?
|
||
|
||
01:08:59.635 --> 01:09:01.010
|
||
Thank you.
|
||
|
||
01:09:02.304 --> 01:09:04.180
|
||
I have no friends.
|
||
|
||
01:09:04.265 --> 01:09:06.307
|
||
I am alone in this country.
|
||
|
||
01:09:06.392 --> 01:09:07.934
|
||
Nobody like me.
|
||
|
||
01:09:08.060 --> 01:09:10.103
|
||
My only friend, Azamat,
|
||
|
||
01:09:10.187 --> 01:09:14.023
|
||
he take my money and my bear
|
||
and he leave me alone.
|
||
|
||
01:09:14.108 --> 01:09:15.567
|
||
Not only this.
|
||
|
||
01:09:15.651 --> 01:09:19.863
|
||
The woman I love,
|
||
the reason I travel across the country,
|
||
|
||
01:09:19.947 --> 01:09:23.491
|
||
she have do something terrible on a boat,
|
||
|
||
01:09:23.576 --> 01:09:26.536
|
||
- and now I can never forgive her.
|
||
- You have to.
|
||
|
||
01:09:26.620 --> 01:09:29.789
|
||
Is there anybody who can help me?
|
||
|
||
01:09:29.874 --> 01:09:33.126
|
||
Yes. The one that can help you
|
||
is who we preached about tonight.
|
||
|
||
01:09:33.210 --> 01:09:35.962
|
||
- Jesus.
|
||
- Do Jesus like me?
|
||
|
||
01:09:36.088 --> 01:09:38.631
|
||
Absolutely, Jesus loves you.
|
||
|
||
01:09:38.716 --> 01:09:42.177
|
||
Do Jesus like my sons?
|
||
|
||
01:09:42.261 --> 01:09:43.553
|
||
Jesus loves your sons.
|
||
|
||
01:09:43.637 --> 01:09:46.472
|
||
Do Jesus love my retard brother, Bilo?
|
||
|
||
01:09:46.557 --> 01:09:48.016
|
||
He loves your brother, Bilo.
|
||
|
||
01:09:48.100 --> 01:09:52.270
|
||
Do Jesus love my neighbor,
|
||
Nursultan Tulyakbay?
|
||
|
||
01:09:52.354 --> 01:09:53.855
|
||
Yes. He loves everybody.
|
||
|
||
01:09:53.939 --> 01:09:56.858
|
||
Nobody love my neighbor,
|
||
Nursultan Tulyakbay.
|
||
|
||
01:09:58.777 --> 01:10:01.779
|
||
Can Jesus heal the pain
|
||
that is in my heart?
|
||
|
||
01:10:02.364 --> 01:10:05.033
|
||
Jesus can heal your pain in your heart.
|
||
|
||
01:10:05.117 --> 01:10:08.119
|
||
Make him heal the pain that is in my heart.
|
||
|
||
01:10:08.204 --> 01:10:11.164
|
||
- Lift your hands and begin to worship.
|
||
- Lift your hands.
|
||
|
||
01:10:11.248 --> 01:10:15.001
|
||
Would you lift your hands with him
|
||
as we pray in the name of Jesus.
|
||
|
||
01:10:15.085 --> 01:10:16.878
|
||
- God, forgive me of my sins.
|
||
- God, forgive me...
|
||
|
||
01:10:16.962 --> 01:10:19.422
|
||
- Forgive me, God. Cleanse me.
|
||
- Cleanse me.
|
||
|
||
01:10:19.506 --> 01:10:21.883
|
||
Cleanse me, Lord, in the name of Jesus.
|
||
|
||
01:10:23.802 --> 01:10:25.929
|
||
Yeah, let that tongue go. Here it comes.
|
||
|
||
01:10:26.013 --> 01:10:28.556
|
||
We're gonna speak in other tongues.
|
||
|
||
01:10:28.641 --> 01:10:30.475
|
||
Let that tongue go.
|
||
|
||
01:10:31.602 --> 01:10:33.811
|
||
Yes, God. Yes, God. Yes, God.
|
||
|
||
01:10:38.067 --> 01:10:40.652
|
||
Yes! Yes!
|
||
|
||
01:11:00.422 --> 01:11:03.299
|
||
I will forgive Pamela
|
||
and I will go to California.
|
||
|
||
01:11:03.384 --> 01:11:06.261
|
||
I will go to Malibu with me
|
||
and my friend, Mr. Jesus
|
||
|
||
01:11:06.345 --> 01:11:08.179
|
||
and together we will take her!
|
||
|
||
01:11:14.812 --> 01:11:19.148
|
||
I took a bus to Los Angeles
|
||
with some friends of Mr. Jesus.
|
||
|
||
01:11:19.733 --> 01:11:21.693
|
||
Finally, I had arrived.
|
||
|
||
01:11:23.279 --> 01:11:24.779
|
||
Happy times.
|
||
|
||
01:11:48.012 --> 01:11:49.220
|
||
Marilyn.
|
||
|
||
01:11:50.055 --> 01:11:51.222
|
||
Azamat?
|
||
|
||
01:11:51.682 --> 01:11:53.308
|
||
You traitor!
|
||
|
||
01:11:53.392 --> 01:11:54.559
|
||
Look, I can explain.
|
||
|
||
01:11:54.643 --> 01:11:57.645
|
||
You attack me.
|
||
My mustache still taste of your testes!
|
||
|
||
01:11:57.730 --> 01:11:58.980
|
||
Calm down.
|
||
Let me explain.
|
||
|
||
01:11:59.064 --> 01:12:00.690
|
||
What did you do with the bear?
|
||
|
||
01:12:00.774 --> 01:12:03.401
|
||
She ran off. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
|
||
|
||
01:12:03.610 --> 01:12:05.903
|
||
Hey! Fuck off, Death!
|
||
|
||
01:12:06.071 --> 01:12:07.655
|
||
You need to calm yourself!
|
||
|
||
01:12:07.740 --> 01:12:09.407
|
||
You have to calm down!
|
||
|
||
01:12:13.412 --> 01:12:16.706
|
||
Well, that's another fine
|
||
mess you've gotten me into.
|
||
|
||
01:12:19.668 --> 01:12:23.838
|
||
I had not come to Hollywood
|
||
to fight a man dressed as Hitler.
|
||
|
||
01:12:25.049 --> 01:12:28.259
|
||
l had come to make
|
||
Pamela Andersons my wife.
|
||
|
||
01:12:29.261 --> 01:12:31.054
|
||
So I forgave Azamat.
|
||
|
||
01:12:31.764 --> 01:12:35.099
|
||
I knew you'd make it here, Borat.
|
||
|
||
01:12:35.726 --> 01:12:38.853
|
||
I felt so bad that I prepare this for you.
|
||
|
||
01:12:41.607 --> 01:12:44.942
|
||
It's everything I could find on Pamela.
|
||
|
||
01:12:45.611 --> 01:12:51.783
|
||
Last Friday she appeared for a group
|
||
who are against cruelty to animals.
|
||
|
||
01:12:52.451 --> 01:12:54.118
|
||
Against cruelty to animals?
|
||
|
||
01:13:01.460 --> 01:13:04.379
|
||
And tomorrow she's doing a signing.
|
||
|
||
01:13:05.214 --> 01:13:06.798
|
||
She wrote a book.
|
||
|
||
01:13:10.469 --> 01:13:12.595
|
||
What? A woman has written a book?
|
||
|
||
01:13:14.473 --> 01:13:15.598
|
||
Dr. Yamak would never believe this.
|
||
|
||
01:13:15.682 --> 01:13:16.724
|
||
I know.
|
||
|
||
01:13:19.812 --> 01:13:21.938
|
||
We will go to this historical event,
|
||
|
||
01:13:22.022 --> 01:13:23.815
|
||
and I will marry Pamela there...
|
||
|
||
01:13:24.149 --> 01:13:27.235
|
||
...but in the traditional Kazakhi way.
|
||
|
||
01:13:28.487 --> 01:13:30.822
|
||
Azamat, let's prepare the
|
||
wedding sack.
|
||
|
||
01:13:32.157 --> 01:13:34.283
|
||
You forgive me, yes?
|
||
|
||
01:13:35.786 --> 01:13:36.953
|
||
Yes.
|
||
|
||
01:13:49.842 --> 01:13:52.844
|
||
Having learned many lessons
|
||
from U.S. and A,
|
||
|
||
01:13:52.928 --> 01:13:56.889
|
||
I will now teach America
|
||
how to have a wedding Kazakhi-style.
|
||
|
||
01:13:57.891 --> 01:13:59.851
|
||
You find more.
|
||
|
||
01:14:07.401 --> 01:14:10.528
|
||
PAMELA ANDERSON
|
||
AUTOGRAPH SIGNING Orange, CA
|
||
|
||
01:14:19.872 --> 01:14:22.623
|
||
Very excite. Very excite.
|
||
|
||
01:14:37.681 --> 01:14:40.183
|
||
Hi. Hi, everyone.
|
||
|
||
01:14:41.852 --> 01:14:43.895
|
||
I love you.
|
||
|
||
01:14:43.979 --> 01:14:45.563
|
||
It is me, Borat.
|
||
|
||
01:14:46.064 --> 01:14:49.442
|
||
- Well, thanks for coming, you guys.
|
||
- Thank you!
|
||
|
||
01:14:56.033 --> 01:14:57.825
|
||
I love Pamela Anderson.
|
||
|
||
01:14:57.910 --> 01:14:59.368
|
||
- Really?
|
||
- Yes.
|
||
|
||
01:15:04.750 --> 01:15:06.000
|
||
Go ahead.
|
||
|
||
01:15:06.793 --> 01:15:08.169
|
||
- Hi.
|
||
- Hello.
|
||
|
||
01:15:08.253 --> 01:15:09.504
|
||
Make it out to someone?
|
||
|
||
01:15:09.588 --> 01:15:11.464
|
||
My name Borat Sagdiyev.
|
||
|
||
01:15:11.548 --> 01:15:14.175
|
||
I son of Asimbala Sagdiyev,
|
||
|
||
01:15:14.259 --> 01:15:16.677
|
||
and Boltak, the rapist.
|
||
|
||
01:15:16.762 --> 01:15:19.555
|
||
I former husband of Oxana Sagdiyev
|
||
|
||
01:15:19.640 --> 01:15:21.432
|
||
who was daughter of Miriam Tulyakbay
|
||
|
||
01:15:21.517 --> 01:15:23.559
|
||
and Boltak, the rapist.
|
||
|
||
01:15:25.062 --> 01:15:28.523
|
||
I make this for you, this...
|
||
|
||
01:15:28.607 --> 01:15:30.525
|
||
There are our name.
|
||
|
||
01:15:30.609 --> 01:15:35.321
|
||
My name... Your name,
|
||
Pamela Anderson and Borat Sagdiyev.
|
||
|
||
01:15:35.405 --> 01:15:37.031
|
||
Here's today's date.
|
||
|
||
01:15:37.115 --> 01:15:41.410
|
||
And this say that it is today's date,
|
||
our wedding,
|
||
|
||
01:15:41.495 --> 01:15:43.621
|
||
and then this inside is silk.
|
||
|
||
01:15:43.705 --> 01:15:46.374
|
||
Pamela, will you marry me?
|
||
|
||
01:15:46.458 --> 01:15:48.209
|
||
No, thanks. I'm sorry.
|
||
|
||
01:15:48.293 --> 01:15:49.961
|
||
No. Agreement not necessary.
|
||
|
||
01:15:53.006 --> 01:15:55.299
|
||
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
|
||
|
||
01:16:00.889 --> 01:16:02.306
|
||
Get off!
|
||
|
||
01:16:03.517 --> 01:16:06.561
|
||
- Get your own wife!
|
||
- Fucking shit!
|
||
|
||
01:16:06.645 --> 01:16:08.646
|
||
Come on, get her!
|
||
|
||
01:16:08.730 --> 01:16:10.690
|
||
Wait, Pamela.
|
||
|
||
01:16:10.774 --> 01:16:13.401
|
||
Don't worry, I nervous too!
|
||
|
||
01:16:13.485 --> 01:16:15.278
|
||
Pamela, wait.
|
||
|
||
01:16:15.362 --> 01:16:17.321
|
||
Pamela, I will give you your own plow.
|
||
|
||
01:16:17.406 --> 01:16:20.491
|
||
Get out of the way! Watch out, watch out.
|
||
|
||
01:16:25.914 --> 01:16:29.125
|
||
- Get on the ground.
|
||
- Hands behind your back.
|
||
|
||
01:16:29.209 --> 01:16:31.460
|
||
- Okay. Pamela...
|
||
- We're gonna stand you up.
|
||
|
||
01:16:31.545 --> 01:16:34.338
|
||
- Bring your knees up.
|
||
- All right.
|
||
|
||
01:16:36.258 --> 01:16:39.969
|
||
Pamela, I am not attracted
|
||
to you anymore!
|
||
|
||
01:16:41.638 --> 01:16:42.680
|
||
Not!
|
||
|
||
01:16:51.189 --> 01:16:53.107
|
||
l was humiliated.
|
||
|
||
01:16:53.191 --> 01:16:55.943
|
||
It was time for me to return to New York,
|
||
|
||
01:16:56.028 --> 01:16:59.530
|
||
where a ticket was waiting for me
|
||
to fly back home.
|
||
|
||
01:17:00.365 --> 01:17:05.536
|
||
While I sat on the bus, I thought of
|
||
my journey over the past three weeks.
|
||
|
||
01:17:06.121 --> 01:17:08.122
|
||
The great times.
|
||
|
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01:17:08.206 --> 01:17:10.541
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The good times.
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01:17:10.626 --> 01:17:13.002
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And the shit times.
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01:17:13.086 --> 01:17:15.963
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Mainly, they were shit times.
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01:17:16.048 --> 01:17:20.301
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l had come to America
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to learn lessons for Kazakhstan
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01:17:20.385 --> 01:17:22.386
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but what had I learned?
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01:17:24.681 --> 01:17:26.724
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Suddenly, I realized.
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01:17:30.228 --> 01:17:33.731
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I had learned that if you chase a dream,
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01:17:33.815 --> 01:17:36.901
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especially one with plastic chests,
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01:17:36.985 --> 01:17:40.780
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you can miss the real beauty
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in front of your eyes.
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01:17:46.787 --> 01:17:47.828
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Hi.
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01:17:49.790 --> 01:17:52.750
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8 MONTHS LATER
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01:17:55.087 --> 01:17:58.005
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Welcome back in my town of Kuzcek.
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01:17:58.090 --> 01:18:02.259
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Since I return,
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there have been much improvements.
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01:18:02.344 --> 01:18:05.054
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We no longer have Running of the Jew.
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01:18:05.138 --> 01:18:08.099
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It's cruel. We Christians now.
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01:18:13.063 --> 01:18:14.855
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Doltan improve too.
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01:18:14.940 --> 01:18:17.066
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Hey, Doltan. High five!
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01:18:18.985 --> 01:18:20.444
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Great.
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01:18:20.529 --> 01:18:22.071
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Come my house.
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01:18:25.158 --> 01:18:27.743
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There Nursultan Tulyakbay.
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01:18:27.828 --> 01:18:29.870
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He still asshole.
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01:18:29.955 --> 01:18:31.539
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I get iPod.
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01:18:31.623 --> 01:18:33.624
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He only get iPod Mini.
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01:18:33.709 --> 01:18:35.835
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Everybody know it for girls.
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01:18:36.336 --> 01:18:37.628
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Come.
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01:18:40.173 --> 01:18:43.134
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And this my beautiful wife.
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01:18:45.554 --> 01:18:47.596
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Thank you for watch my film.
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01:18:47.681 --> 01:18:49.515
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I hope you like.
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01:23:45.020 --> 01:23:46.020
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English - US
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