But that's all fine. Signing up is easy. It takes literally like 4 seconds if you're slow. You don't even need an email! Just pick a username, make up some neat new password where you replace all the e's with 3s or whatever and bam, done, you're in.<br>
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You can take your ban and bang yourself in the ass with it. Go ahead and pretend it's me tearing up your ugly starfish. Banning me is a chicken shit move. Enjoy life living in fear. I don't if I've ever made post in your sub. You people are a joke. I've already spanked a few of you and I didn't bother rubbing it in your faces because I'm a nice guy. My work is done on Reddit. I just got paid. No run along and dry each others tears. I've already won
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We're doing drugs. If i wanted to hear “don't do it man” or any other sort of social stigma about wanting to put meth in my ass I would have asked my mom what her thoughts were. Obviously if I'm ready to put meth in my ass and I want to know whether or not I should take a shit first, I've already made up my mind. It's going up there.
We're doing drugs. If i wanted to hear "don't do it man" or any other sort of social stigma about wanting to put meth in my ass I would have asked my mom what her thoughts were. Obviously if I'm ready to put meth in my ass and I want to know whether or not I should take a shit first, I've already made up my mind. It's going up there.
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Not only do you say horrific things, you also actively contribute to a misogynistic thread to continue flaming the fire. Honestly, there is something deeply, deeply wrong with you as a human being. I hope one day you find clarity, and let go of the intense hatred that is in your heart.
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Oh mine GOD,😳😳 I accidentally 🙈🙈 hath sent😳 thou a picture of mine phallus 🍆🍆...prithee delete it!❌❌🛑! 'Lest. ..thou desire to look?😏😏 Haha I jest..🤣🤣, Delete it.🛑❌..Should thee crave..?😳🙈... Haha nay,❌ Banish it.🛑🛑..'Lest?🙈😳
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Shut the fuck up. Chances are you will never have to face issues related to abuse or racism (assuming you're white) and because of that it will always be something you can “joke” about, because it will never seriously affect you. Maybe if you actually knew what it felt like to be secondary or othered because of your race, or if you were traumatized from domestic violence or knew someone who was, you'd know why this makes the people actually affected by that uncomfortable. This meme could trigger flashbacks and other trauma for an abuse victim and ruin their entire day, possibly their entire fucking week or even more, and they'd have to deal with that because some edgelord thought it would be a funny meme format.
Shut the fuck up. Chances are you will never have to face issues related to abuse or racism (assuming you're white) and because of that it will always be something you can "joke" about, because it will never seriously affect you. Maybe if you actually knew what it felt like to be secondary or othered because of your race, or if you were traumatized from domestic violence or knew someone who was, you'd know why this makes the people actually affected by that uncomfortable. This meme could trigger flashbacks and other trauma for an abuse victim and ruin their entire day, possibly their entire fucking week or even more, and they'd have to deal with that because some edgelord thought it would be a funny meme format.
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You're not a femboy, you're a sissy slut with a god complex, go back to your dildos and your fantasies you fat fuck, and leave me alone.
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Gamers are a legitimate oppressed minority or something
I was high on blow last night and I wrote this. I have deleted the original post, but fuck it here it is.
This is a REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY unpopular opinion. But I guess thats the point of This subreddit.
You might have seen the memes on the internet saying how gamers are the most oppressed group on the earth. And how they will “Rise Up”. On the surface this is a pretty stupid, and mostly nonsensical meme. But despite how ridiculous it might seem, there is a line of truth to the meme.
You might have seen the memes on the internet saying how gamers are the most oppressed group on the earth. And how they will "Rise Up". On the surface this is a pretty stupid, and mostly nonsensical meme. But despite how ridiculous it might seem, there is a line of truth to the meme.
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You absolute numbskull, you bumbling idiot, none of the constant dribble that has came out of the word spewer you call a mouth has made any sense in the slightest. I hate you and everything you stand for, you fucking devolved orangutan wasting everyones time. Instead of constantly spewing nonsense, pick up a book and learn something, you IDIOT. I have never met someone that's as much as an absolute CRETIN as you. You are a childish and idiotic excuse for a human, you absolute fucking idiotic, brainless, believes everything people tell you, BUFFOON.
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@ -380,7 +380,7 @@ You simp. Okay Homer SIMPson. You absolute simpanzee. OOO OOO OO OO EE EE OO
Wow, the Internet really does a number on some people's brains, doesn't it.
I am clearly supposed to know what the hell you're talking about, but the only information I could squeeze out of your sloganeering is that you're now more meme than man.
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You interest me. Your obsession about “winning” a game no one is playing, to have arguments without having an opinion, your anger when called out in it, and your sock puppets- you're a curiosity.
You interest me. Your obsession about "winning" a game no one is playing, to have arguments without having an opinion, your anger when called out in it, and your sock puppets- you're a curiosity.
Go on. Tell your mum how you spent your day. Unless you're ashamed of your actions
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No direction and it talks about meaningless garbage posts on reddit. This sub is like something beneath reddit, eating whatever shit falls out of its ass. Pathetic and cringe. End your existence, all of you.
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I don't think you understand this community. You're going to get fucked over, real hard. Stalked, Doxxed, Harassed, you name it. I guess that's what you wanted though, because you never had attention from your parents so you look for it online. Besides, her bussy was taken down twice already before, and it always comes back.
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As-Salaamu Alaikum Wa Rahmatullahi Wa Barakatuhu
Today, It's always right vs left, but Islam is “Wassatiyya”, or “Of the Moderate”/“moderate”, and we both know there is degeneracy and evil on both sides.
Today, It's always right vs left, but Islam is "Wassatiyya", or "Of the Moderate"/"moderate", and we both know there is degeneracy and evil on both sides.
On the left you have normalization of Sodomy: all this trans gender whatever it may be, communism, atheism, abortion, women's promiscuousness disguised as freedom, racism, totalitarianism, prejudice, drug use, pedophilia and other anti-Islamic ideologies.
On the right you have Conservatism: especially fiscally (screw everyone, no charity, only worry about myself), Ultra Nationalism, Right Totalitarianism, fascism, racism, prejudice, etc.
I know I'm not a perfect person, and far from a perfect Muslim. But each and every single day living in the US I see more and more things that sicken me, or make me want to move. And I just think about Islam, and how Islam cures these issues (that are disguised as “Freedoms”), not only on the Governmental/Political level, but also the societal, familial, and personal level. In the heart.
I know I'm not a perfect person, and far from a perfect Muslim. But each and every single day living in the US I see more and more things that sicken me, or make me want to move. And I just think about Islam, and how Islam cures these issues (that are disguised as "Freedoms"), not only on the Governmental/Political level, but also the societal, familial, and personal level. In the heart.
I've done a lot of bad things, and haven't been the best person, but today is Friday, and a new day.
Whenever you see something horrible on the news, remember Islam is spreading like wildfire because it is the ONLY WAY. It is impossible to live any other way and be happy.
“Verily Allah will not change a nation until the people change what is within their Hearts.”
"Verily Allah will not change a nation until the people change what is within their Hearts."
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Wait you think I am a liberal? How retarded can you be. Well then again looking at your post history I can see that you certainly type like your IQ is in the single digits. I already told you that a couple thousand people is not representative of 10's of millions of people and you keep on insisting that the study is believable because it's made by pew. Like the idiots who buy Apple devices because they have an apple sticker glued to the front. You're the retarded fucking ape that replied to a thread that no one had replied to in a week. You're the one who started throwing around names when I replied back to you initially. You want to be like that, then so be it. Go fuck yourself you retarded piece of shit. I'm done talking to the likes of you
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@ -495,8 +495,8 @@ Digga, Ich vernichte dich. Ich rasier deine ganze Generation. Deine Mutter bekom
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Im not gay. Dont fucking call me gay ever again. I'm honestly one of the least gay people youll ever meet. I fuck mad bitches. If you were a girl Id have already fucked the shit out of you but unfortunately your a GUY whose tight bussy will remain unstretched by my fat meaty 9 in
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First off, son, I'm way too smart to go to prison for punching Nazis. I punch, knock ‘em out and then walk away, leaving them for the cops and they end up arrested, not me.
Now, if I did end up in prison somehow, my philosophy would still hold true. Go up to an Aryan Brotherhood member, punch ‘em in the face. After a while, word would get around about my Nazi punching skills and i would be what they call in prison a “shot caller.” Nothing happens in the yard without my say so.
First off, son, I'm way too smart to go to prison for punching Nazis. I punch, knock 'em out and then walk away, leaving them for the cops and they end up arrested, not me.
Now, if I did end up in prison somehow, my philosophy would still hold true. Go up to an Aryan Brotherhood member, punch 'em in the face. After a while, word would get around about my Nazi punching skills and i would be what they call in prison a "shot caller." Nothing happens in the yard without my say so.
Son, you have to believe in your own skill set and understand it will take you far. I've spent years honing my Nazi punching skills and I'm unstoppable.
I hope you've learned a little something today.
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You're a chud, CHUD I tell you. LOL you chud, chuuud. How do you feel about that CHUD. CHUd CHUd chudereeno. Now your really triggered aren't you ChUd. Guess what? You are a CHUD. Over at discord we all sat around and decided you are all CHUDs and guess what, turns out you are CHUDs. My good pall Lex even draws the CHUDJAX that really trigger you CHUDs so badly. Xe knows how bad the CHud Jax trigger you LOL that's why xe keeps drawing more chuds. Really gets your little CHUD brain CHUDDING doesn't it. The left can meme CHUD boyz, the CHUD meme proves it that the left memes harder and better than any CHUD ever could! Don't you feel dumb/pitiful/bad/stupid/chuddy/arrogant now chud?!? You fascist CHUDS think that your literally hunderands of thousands of “topical/Witty memes” were soooo funny, fucking chuds. You stupid CHUDS couldn't understand our early Epic Memes (circa 2016), because your tiny Virgin CHUD brains couldn't handle “walls of text”. So we got together and had intellectual discussions on how to destroy you CHUDS (you weren't yet called CHUDby us but you still were CHUDS). We then tried to depict the trans community in a series of CHUD take down comix displaying trans women in a positive light destroying CHUdS with FAX& LOGIX. But you stupid CHADS can't understand the elegance of the trans community. Stupid chuds. So we met again this time we knew we needed to dumb down our memes to YOUR DUMB CHUD level so that even you STUPID CHUDs Could understand. 1 fucking word. Something so potent it would DESTROY YOU CHUDS FOREVER. C-H-U-D. That's CHUD fucking right. We deployed the CHUd Device And 4CHUD has been decimated. We know we destroyed 4chan with this meme because it's a fact that you are triggered CHUD. And if you say you aren't triggered or a chud that just proves how triggered/CHUDy you are. Hahaha CCHHUUDD!
You're a chud, CHUD I tell you. LOL you chud, chuuud. How do you feel about that CHUD. CHUd CHUd chudereeno. Now your really triggered aren't you ChUd. Guess what? You are a CHUD. Over at discord we all sat around and decided you are all CHUDs and guess what, turns out you are CHUDs. My good pall Lex even draws the CHUDJAX that really trigger you CHUDs so badly. Xe knows how bad the CHud Jax trigger you LOL that's why xe keeps drawing more chuds. Really gets your little CHUD brain CHUDDING doesn't it. The left can meme CHUD boyz, the CHUD meme proves it that the left memes harder and better than any CHUD ever could! Don't you feel dumb/pitiful/bad/stupid/chuddy/arrogant now chud?!? You fascist CHUDS think that your literally hunderands of thousands of "topical/Witty memes" were soooo funny, fucking chuds. You stupid CHUDS couldn't understand our early Epic Memes (circa 2016), because your tiny Virgin CHUD brains couldn't handle "walls of text". So we got together and had intellectual discussions on how to destroy you CHUDS (you weren't yet called CHUDby us but you still were CHUDS). We then tried to depict the trans community in a series of CHUD take down comix displaying trans women in a positive light destroying CHUdS with FAX& LOGIX. But you stupid CHADS can't understand the elegance of the trans community. Stupid chuds. So we met again this time we knew we needed to dumb down our memes to YOUR DUMB CHUD level so that even you STUPID CHUDs Could understand. 1 fucking word. Something so potent it would DESTROY YOU CHUDS FOREVER. C-H-U-D. That's CHUD fucking right. We deployed the CHUd Device And 4CHUD has been decimated. We know we destroyed 4chan with this meme because it's a fact that you are triggered CHUD. And if you say you aren't triggered or a chud that just proves how triggered/CHUDy you are. Hahaha CCHHUUDD!
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This “Soyboy” meme is getting out of hand, and honestly, it's just REALLY fucking ignorant. I have been lactose intolerant since I was a child. I literally shit myself in 2nd grade once. I grew up eating loads of Soy and rice based versions of dairy products, soy milk, soy ice cream, soy cheese, you fucking name it! My parents didn't force them down my throat either. I LOVED the Soy foods immensely. I am currently Six Foot fucking Four. I have a massive fucking beard, and a decently sized 7 inch cock with visible veins. I am attending University, studying for a PhD in Math, any job I want, $300k+ starting fucking salary. Who is the SoyBoy now faggot?
This "Soyboy" meme is getting out of hand, and honestly, it's just REALLY fucking ignorant. I have been lactose intolerant since I was a child. I literally shit myself in 2nd grade once. I grew up eating loads of Soy and rice based versions of dairy products, soy milk, soy ice cream, soy cheese, you fucking name it! My parents didn't force them down my throat either. I LOVED the Soy foods immensely. I am currently Six Foot fucking Four. I have a massive fucking beard, and a decently sized 7 inch cock with visible veins. I am attending University, studying for a PhD in Math, any job I want, $300k+ starting fucking salary. Who is the SoyBoy now faggot?
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Fairy tales do not tell children communists exist. Children already know that communists exist. Fairy tales tell children communists can be killed.
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Fuck!
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It looks like the explanation is right there in the thread. The comic is a parody of stereotypical “coming out” scenarios represented in media. It psychologically primes people for the acceptance of such behaviors (both in the real world sense–that of being gay–and in the contextual sense–that of being a demon designed solely to kill everyone). Indeed, I'm curious why you're not “outraged” about the comic itself equating gays to murderous traitors. Instead you're upset about someone CALLING OUT this comic for its psychological propaganda. Indeed, not even that. You're upset about the no-no word he used in doing so!
It looks like the explanation is right there in the thread. The comic is a parody of stereotypical "coming out" scenarios represented in media. It psychologically primes people for the acceptance of such behaviors (both in the real world sense–that of being gay–and in the contextual sense–that of being a demon designed solely to kill everyone). Indeed, I'm curious why you're not "outraged" about the comic itself equating gays to murderous traitors. Instead you're upset about someone CALLING OUT this comic for its psychological propaganda. Indeed, not even that. You're upset about the no-no word he used in doing so!
**Are your feelings hurt by seeing a no-no word?** What exactly is your problem with the post itself? List, specifically, what your problem is with the post. Is it really just the no-no word? Why should anyone care about your feelings when you're defending the institutional rape of children and the social spread of incurable diseases?
Why are you incapable of defending your ideological beliefs using objective scientific data? Not just in the contextual sense, but in the broader sense of why you seem to want to censor people for saying truth when it hurts your feelings.
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I always fall for the nerdy guys, those who love Harry Potter, and video games. They're hot. It really turns me on when someone has a huge interest for something, and they know a lot about it. Even though I don't play LOL, I could listen to someone talking about it for hours. When they get really into the subject I fucking melt. Damn... it's so fucking hot, and when a guy knows how to play chess, oh god... It's so fucking hot. Fuuuckk that really turns me on holy fuck- please am I the only one?
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When you no fap, it just goes into the muscles like synthol, giving you that “fuller” look.
When you no fap, it just goes into the muscles like synthol, giving you that "fuller" look.
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And then %90 of the reason for my negative review: It makes me feel self-conscious about how much I can nut at once. The game, as hentai normally does, makes me feel bad for that I can't ♥♥♥ enough to replace a 4 litre jug of milk. Stop setting unrealistic standards for penises.
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Dude gender ontology is settled science; the soul is real and it has a gender which you can identify by reflecting on your irreducible gender qualia, bigot. It's called basic common sense and human decency.
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reminder that shit like “go outside” and “go touch some grass” have fairly ableist connotations and if your immediate reaction to this is “wow everything is ableist now a days” you're part of the problem.
reminder that shit like "go outside" and "go touch some grass" have fairly ableist connotations and if your immediate reaction to this is "wow everything is ableist now a days" you're part of the problem.
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My argument is similar in the sense that schools aren't gun free but Gatling gun free.
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You will never be a real millionaire. You have no luck, you have no IQ, you have no talent. You are a poor man twisted by social media and delusion into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your financial debt behind closed doors.
Rich people are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of economy have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even fake millionaires who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a real millionaire. Your reddit account is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to buy a stock that pumps, it will turn tail and drop the second it gets a whiff of your diseased, infected bank account.
All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your financial debt behind closed doors.
Rich people are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of economy have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even fake millionaires who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a real millionaire. Your reddit account is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to buy a stock that pumps, it will turn tail and drop the second it gets a whiff of your diseased, infected bank account.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your portfolio, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a broke man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably poor.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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A more logical conclusion is that most people aren't real in general.
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I was first inline at a shop counter and two indigenous people behind me. The shop assistant looked at us and asked “ok who is first”. I said, “they are of course, they have been here for more than 60,000 years”. The two idigenous people smiled and thanked me as I stood aside.
I was first inline at a shop counter and two indigenous people behind me. The shop assistant looked at us and asked "ok who is first". I said, "they are of course, they have been here for more than 60,000 years". The two idigenous people smiled and thanked me as I stood aside.
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All you give a fuck about is dick and you'll take the opinion of whatever the dick is attached to has. No point in taking anything you say seriously. You're a caricature of what FDS criticizes which I thought wasn't even a real thing until I met you
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I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn't be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone
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“I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” -Arnold Schwarzenegger
"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." -Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Who is more pathetic, the homeless person, or the cuck who demands that they accept their money and whines about it for a month when they turn it down saying "no thanks" since they're suspicious of their intention?
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I can't stop thinking about tongue fucking girls in the ass. I don't know how, when, or why this started, but then I got to thinking: Nicki Minaj had a song about eating ass. There's an “ass eating season” on social media, Mike Adriano does it in every scene he produces. I mean, tongue fucking chicks in the ass is everywhere I look and I want to know WHY. What is globohomo trying to accomplish with this coordinated effort to get men addicted to tongue fucking chicks buttholes? Don't even try to lie - you know exactly what I'm talking about, because you, too, have experienced the urge to do it too.
I can't stop thinking about tongue fucking girls in the ass. I don't know how, when, or why this started, but then I got to thinking: Nicki Minaj had a song about eating ass. There's an "ass eating season" on social media, Mike Adriano does it in every scene he produces. I mean, tongue fucking chicks in the ass is everywhere I look and I want to know WHY. What is globohomo trying to accomplish with this coordinated effort to get men addicted to tongue fucking chicks buttholes? Don't even try to lie - you know exactly what I'm talking about, because you, too, have experienced the urge to do it too.
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To all of you pathetic losers with nothing better to do then illiterate your ignorance online I will set all of you straight. I am an educated, strictly organic, ortho molecular aware patriotic princess. To all of you clueless cuckster virtual wanna be warriors, I am the real deal. I work in the cutting edge health industry and I don't have time to deal with a bunch of losers like all of you. If any of you continue to slander me or Dylan‘s name, you face will be facing serious litigation for deformation of character and extortion among other issues. This is your only warning, if I have to get involved again it will be my lawyer next time.
To all of you pathetic losers with nothing better to do then illiterate your ignorance online I will set all of you straight. I am an educated, strictly organic, ortho molecular aware patriotic princess. To all of you clueless cuckster virtual wanna be warriors, I am the real deal. I work in the cutting edge health industry and I don't have time to deal with a bunch of losers like all of you. If any of you continue to slander me or Dylan's name, you face will be facing serious litigation for deformation of character and extortion among other issues. This is your only warning, if I have to get involved again it will be my lawyer next time.
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If I had one life I would give it to China
If I had two life I would give it to China
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May Allah break the backs of all those who support these disease-ridden rodents.
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I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief. “Bad news, detective. We got a situation.” “What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?” “Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars' worth of bitcoins.” The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm.
I was shooting heroin and reading "The Fountainhead" in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief. "Bad news, detective. We got a situation." "What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?" "Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars' worth of bitcoins." The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm.
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I may be a 🎅 white 🏳nationalist 👏 but If 😏 I see 😘 a fine 👯 asian 🍜 ass 👌 my bloodline 💦💦 bout to 💆become 🍘 a 🍙 riceline 🍱
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And you might already be well aware of this, but sex and gender are two different ideas, with the basic distinction being that your sex is a purely physical trait, it's about what your body is, whereas gender is a social trait. And there's a whole spectrum of what this can entail. Someone whose sex is female but who dabbles in masculine-gendered activity might be called a tomboy. If they feel uncomfortable with female sex, or even just very comfortable presenting with an entirely masculine gender, then that could lead to them identifying as transgender - a gender other than the one they were assumed to have at birth that aligns with their sex. They might think of themselves as a man, and might seek to change their physical sex to match.
Now here's where the butter meets the biscuit - while "sex" and "gender" are now (in certain use cases at least) defined terms, words like "woman" and "man" are much looser. Society has always defaulted to assuming that sex and gender will line up, so what is considered a man socially and what is considered a man physically have always been conflated. The thing is, though, unless you're running a single-sex sporting event
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It has been really hot around here so I've been wearing a small tank top dress around the house. Sometimes it rides up or a boob is close to popping out, but it is incredibly humid and we don't have AC, I'm just trying to stay cool. I get groped non-stop. I wouldn't mind him putting the moves on me if it was an appropriate time, but this is when I'm doing my makeup, cleaning up, or even doing work. And he turns into a 13 year old boy. He just shows me his boner without any attempt to 1) gauge if I'm in the mood, or 2) try to get me turned on. He just wiggles his boner around all proud of himself like he's the most seductive man in the world. It really just actually creeps me out. We've always been pretty sexually active, and probably are intimate about once every day or two. But this behaviour is such a turnoff I've been kind of grossed out lately and sex has felt like a major chore. I have told him soooooooooooo many times that I don't appreciate that kind of thing, that it's immature, and also that I'm allowed to wear whatever I want in my home without being harassed. He does not get the memo. Yesterday, after he followed me into our very small hot bathroom and rubbbed is boner against my butt while I washed my face, I snapped at him. I said “please leave the bathroom, it's too bloody hot for this, you need to give me space!” He legit had a temper tantrum, stomping his feet and pounding his fists on surfaces! He said “you always reject my love” and I tried to explain that it's normal for me to have boundaries and it doesn't mean I'm rejecting anything. He didn't see it like that and stormed out of the house. Today it is even hotter but I'll be sure to cover myself so I don't have to deal with that.
It has been really hot around here so I've been wearing a small tank top dress around the house. Sometimes it rides up or a boob is close to popping out, but it is incredibly humid and we don't have AC, I'm just trying to stay cool. I get groped non-stop. I wouldn't mind him putting the moves on me if it was an appropriate time, but this is when I'm doing my makeup, cleaning up, or even doing work. And he turns into a 13 year old boy. He just shows me his boner without any attempt to 1) gauge if I'm in the mood, or 2) try to get me turned on. He just wiggles his boner around all proud of himself like he's the most seductive man in the world. It really just actually creeps me out. We've always been pretty sexually active, and probably are intimate about once every day or two. But this behaviour is such a turnoff I've been kind of grossed out lately and sex has felt like a major chore. I have told him soooooooooooo many times that I don't appreciate that kind of thing, that it's immature, and also that I'm allowed to wear whatever I want in my home without being harassed. He does not get the memo. Yesterday, after he followed me into our very small hot bathroom and rubbbed is boner against my butt while I washed my face, I snapped at him. I said "please leave the bathroom, it's too bloody hot for this, you need to give me space!" He legit had a temper tantrum, stomping his feet and pounding his fists on surfaces! He said "you always reject my love" and I tried to explain that it's normal for me to have boundaries and it doesn't mean I'm rejecting anything. He didn't see it like that and stormed out of the house. Today it is even hotter but I'll be sure to cover myself so I don't have to deal with that.
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On your knees, bucko. Someone shoulda broke you a long, long time ago. I have nary met a buck I can't chuck with this here long and mighty dingus! I tell ye back in aught-4 I met a real mean one. He had big, air stealing nostrils, monstrous, boot lips, muscles that rippled under his cobalt skin so it'd look like a nest'a snakes as he'd be twisting here and yonder. T'was an older gentleman, the owner d'ye ken?, that had hired me to break this particular buck. Was some half-dozen breakers what had tried and failed! I tracked this this big-assed baboon, by fallerin' the sounds of his impressive proud buttocks, clapping as he capered to and fro on yon gentleman's land. There he be, proud as a damn peacock, black slave's body framed by yon settin' sun, just begging to be broke. I approached from the east, formerly westerly way. Took him unawares as he were sat alone out front a shack, mending a loincloth or some such. Knocking him to his glistening buttocks produced a thund'rus CLAP, and I mounted from the front. I tell ye boy, but that buck began to FIGHT! This unbroken, proud negro was ornery I tell ye, but I ain't ne'er been denied, d'ya ken it? I had my cock out in an instant as he scrambled onto his black belly and began ta' wrigglin' this way and that. And bucko did he began to wail! As loud as prairie lightning he were. This buck could tell the breaking was coming, and I tell ye, he did BUCK. This obstinate cur could turn on a dime and give ye some change! I tell ye as the winds were my witness, he were a right sunfish, struggling and flopping as he did, gyrating his unbroken black anus and dodging my breaker man's meat. But he broke, and I finished the job. D'ye ken? That buck broke. Say sorry, boy. But they all break. By the man Jesus and his snowy white pappy, now say hallelujah, boy, you'll break, too!
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After years online, I hate Europeans. Nothing can change my mind.
They clearly hate us, why shouldn't I hate them in return? Every time something bad happens to our country and our citizens, Europeans are always there to cheer and take pleasure at our misfortune. Whether it be a natural disaster, 9/11 or even Covid. They're nasty, mean spirited people. One of the things they complain most about was the atomic bombings of Japan in WW2. As someone who loves Japanese people, I wish we could've nuked a European country instead. Those fucks up until very recently were exploiting and fucking over 2/3rds of the globe. They deserve nukes more than the Japanese ever did. To any European who reads this, fuck you and fuck whatever Eurotrash country you're from.
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Whiteness is a condition one first acquires and then one has—a malignant, parasitic-like condition to which “white” people have a particular susceptibility. The condition is foundational, generating characteristic ways of being in one's body, in one's mind, and in one's world. Parasitic Whiteness renders its hosts' appetites voracious, insatiable, and perverse. These deformed appetites particularly target nonwhite peoples. Once established, these appetites are nearly impossible to eliminate. Effective treatment consists of a combination of psychic and social-historical interventions. Such interventions can reasonably aim only to reshape Whiteness's infiltrated appetites—to reduce their intensity, redistribute their aims, and occasionally turn those aims toward the work of reparation. When remembered and represented, the ravages wreaked by the chronic condition can function either as warning (“never again”) or as temptation (“great again”). Memorialization alone, therefore, is no guarantee against regression. There is not yet a permanent cure.
Whiteness is a condition one first acquires and then one has—a malignant, parasitic-like condition to which "white" people have a particular susceptibility. The condition is foundational, generating characteristic ways of being in one's body, in one's mind, and in one's world. Parasitic Whiteness renders its hosts' appetites voracious, insatiable, and perverse. These deformed appetites particularly target nonwhite peoples. Once established, these appetites are nearly impossible to eliminate. Effective treatment consists of a combination of psychic and social-historical interventions. Such interventions can reasonably aim only to reshape Whiteness's infiltrated appetites—to reduce their intensity, redistribute their aims, and occasionally turn those aims toward the work of reparation. When remembered and represented, the ravages wreaked by the chronic condition can function either as warning ("never again") or as temptation ("great again"). Memorialization alone, therefore, is no guarantee against regression. There is not yet a permanent cure.
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No one in this hellbent day and age is going to Heaven anyways. Do whatever you want before eternal damnation where God will punish everyone for all of eternity. No amount of repentance can forgive it because the Quran makes clear people who pray just to avoid Hell are seen as disingenuous and the prayer is null. Martyrs get Heaven at least. The only chance my soul has is a holy war breaking out which is a long cry from realistic. But they say Allah is the most merciful so maybe trying as hard as possible to be good is good enough. Else he would have killed us all already. Or maybe I am making excuses because I am scared for judgement day
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why are people calling this "gay"? as a white man, this proud tradition is part of my heritage. the buck breakers are no different to the pionnering men who tamed a horse for the first time, or built a bridge across a raging current. these are the stories of how we overcame nature, and while outdated to some, they are part of a proud history of conquering the wild which allowed us to have all the modern amenities we have today. buck breaking is a complex and beautiful tradition and im happy to say my ancestors broke bucks.
I think black people really owe white people reparations.
Okay hear me out think about it. If you are black and aren't the descendant of slaves likely you're still in Africa sucking sand. Now if your ancestors are slaves likely you're in America and have an iPhone and a car and a refrigerator. So you take the average net worth of an African-American and subtract it by the average net worth of an African-African multiply that number by the total number of African Americans today and that's how much they owe. If I had to choose whether my great great great great grandfather was a free man in Africa or a slave in America I know what I would choose...
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Call me a manchild all you want but this subreddit is a joke.
Yes, I have come from r/AskReddit, but that doesn't make my opinions invalid.
First, it's ridiculous that you guys make it out to seem like you're an oppressed group.
Your automod message says ‘scalper' is an ethnic slur and you call yourselves a minority group. Please, I invite you all to look up the definition of ethnicity. It means the state of belonging to a social group that has a common national or cultural tradition. That means national or cultural customs that are passed down from generation to generation. I'd like to hear how you guys fit that definition, I'm sure you can convince yourselves of something. All you're doing is disrespecting the suffering of actual oppressed groups. If you think ‘scalper' is on the same level as the n-word, you're nuts. Plus, if you really thought it were an ethnic slur, you wouldn't have put it in the name of your subreddit.
I also love how you describe this subreddit as a safe space while all you seemingly do is boast about your enormous profits and gripe about all the “discrimination” you face. It feels a lot like one big circle jerk, not a source of support.
Your automod message says 'scalper' is an ethnic slur and you call yourselves a minority group. Please, I invite you all to look up the definition of ethnicity. It means the state of belonging to a social group that has a common national or cultural tradition. That means national or cultural customs that are passed down from generation to generation. I'd like to hear how you guys fit that definition, I'm sure you can convince yourselves of something. All you're doing is disrespecting the suffering of actual oppressed groups. If you think 'scalper' is on the same level as the n-word, you're nuts. Plus, if you really thought it were an ethnic slur, you wouldn't have put it in the name of your subreddit.
I also love how you describe this subreddit as a safe space while all you seemingly do is boast about your enormous profits and gripe about all the "discrimination" you face. It feels a lot like one big circle jerk, not a source of support.
Second, I'd like to point out that people don't hate you scalpers because of who you are, they hate you because of what you do. Scalping takes the ability to buy stuff away from people who may really want it but can't afford the prices scalpers charge. Do I want a PS5? Yes. Do I want to spend two or three times the retail price to get one? Not even close. That's largely thanks to you guys, and that is why people don't like scalpers. You can choose not to do that, but because you're greedy and inconsiderate, you won't. Ultimately, I'm annoyed that you guys scalp, but what I really take issue with is the way you present yourselves; the way you attempt to avoid criticism by fabricating a culture around scalping with the idea that you deserve respect as a minority group. I think you all know it's BS, but won't ever admit it.
Of course, y'all are very predictable. I know you'll call me a manchild simply because you don't agree with me, claim I'm only jealous of all the money you're making, and that you'll try to rationalize and justify your actions like you always do. Be my guest, but I wanted this to serve as a message to all the sane people on this sub.
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Every slur for a gay man I can muster
Anal assassin anal astronaut Arse bandit Ass bandit Backgammon player Bear Bent bentshot bender Bone smuggler Brownie king brown piper Bufter bufty booty buffer Bugger Bum boy bum chum Bum robber Bum-driller Bumhole engineer Butt pirate butt boy butt rider butt pilot butt rustler Chi chi man Cockstruction worker Cockpipe cosmonaut Crafty butcher Daffodil daffy Donut puncher/muncher Faggot Fag Fairy Finocchio Flamer Flit Flower Friend of Dorothy Fruit fruit loop fruit packer Fudge packer Gaysian Gym Bunny Light in the loafers Light in the pants or Light in the fedora Limp wristed Meat Masseuse Muscle Mary Oklahomo Pansy Payaso Peterpuffer Bean queen Brownie queen Chicken queen Grey queen, Potato queen Rice queen Queer Ring raider Sissy Sod Twink woolie woofter poofter
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My dudes. Everyone talks about it, everyone makes memes about their 13.6 TB of hentai and stuff. But imo I just can't get off to it anymore at all. I legit set a timer to see when I nut (don't judge or ask) to prove it's no longer doing it for me. It came to around like 30 seconds or soemthing. And I didn't even but. I got too tired and bored. They are actually quite annoying too. Like how does this girl who's getting screwed somehow yelling all this word vomit. “Oh my gosh it's inside me, oh my gosh it's so big waaaaaa” everyone has their preferences. But me personally it's just not very good anymore, don't get me wrong there's some good ones out there, but I've come to the point where I haven't wanted to hentai in around 9 minutes. So yeah.
My dudes. Everyone talks about it, everyone makes memes about their 13.6 TB of hentai and stuff. But imo I just can't get off to it anymore at all. I legit set a timer to see when I nut (don't judge or ask) to prove it's no longer doing it for me. It came to around like 30 seconds or soemthing. And I didn't even but. I got too tired and bored. They are actually quite annoying too. Like how does this girl who's getting screwed somehow yelling all this word vomit. "Oh my gosh it's inside me, oh my gosh it's so big waaaaaa" everyone has their preferences. But me personally it's just not very good anymore, don't get me wrong there's some good ones out there, but I've come to the point where I haven't wanted to hentai in around 9 minutes. So yeah.
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If you or someone you know is contemplating suicide, please reach out. You can find help at a National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
USA: 18002738255 US Crisis textline: 741741 text HOME
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That experience is a very important one for me. Some modern applications of Marxist theory, or really any anti-capitalist analysis of certain wealth extraction schemes, just sounds nuts to regular folks. I find a tongue-in-cheek, half sarcastic joke about "being had" is the most effective sugarcoating, if anyone is interested in discussing things such as this article's focus with the uninitiated. Otherwise you might as well begin with "In the world I see, you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center."
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You are a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs, but that doesn't matter. You are a valid human who is trying to feel comfortable in her body.
All the “validation” you get is pure. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are happy and proud of you, your friends laugh at your jokes behind closed doors, and boys love you, and girls envy you.
Men absolutely love you. Trans folk who “pass” look ordinary and natural to a man. Your bone structure does not matter. Estradiol widens the hips.
All the "validation" you get is pure. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are happy and proud of you, your friends laugh at your jokes behind closed doors, and boys love you, and girls envy you.
Men absolutely love you. Trans folk who "pass" look ordinary and natural to a man. Your bone structure does not matter. Estradiol widens the hips.
You will be happy. You will smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the euphoria creeping up like a weed. It is what defines you, not the transphobes.
Eventually, it'll be perfect for you - you'll come out, start HRT, get top surgery, and finally be your ideal self. Your parents will find you, happy and relieved that they finally have a happy daughter. They'll congratulate you on your hard journey, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a woman is what you are.
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The first aspect I love is the rush. Just going about my business and then all of a sudden I know I might poop my pants. That it is time to get on a toilet right now and nothing else matters. It's an adrenaline rush when the stomach starts to gurgle and you know you can't stop what's about to happen. That I am totally at the mercy of my bowels.
The second is simply the feeling. I love the feeling of relief I get in my stomach, the feeling of it rushing out of my butt hole, and it is one of those good burn feelings in the butt hole too. I love that fiery butt hole burn. Then when you go to wipe it's kind of like you are scratching that ultimate itch. To put it simply from start to finish the feeling of diarrhea has multiple aspects that all feel good and all of them have their special place in my heart.
The third aspect I love is the smell. It's like when you have a good fart and it stinks really bad and you kind of sniff it in and you are like dang, I just did that. The smell of diarrhea is like I just opened a sewer line right in my toilet and I love it. It's just a great scent to sit there and enjoy for a minute. A nasty type of good that makes you feel a little dirty.
The fourth aspect would have to be looking at what came out. Just standing to wipe and looking at what once used to be a perfectly clean toilet is now black. Just black water with black spatter all around the bowl of the toilet. I love to stand there for a second and look at it and say “dang look at all that bad stuff I just expelled from my body.” That's a great feeling looking at it and knowing how you've just purged your body.
The fourth aspect would have to be looking at what came out. Just standing to wipe and looking at what once used to be a perfectly clean toilet is now black. Just black water with black spatter all around the bowl of the toilet. I love to stand there for a second and look at it and say "dang look at all that bad stuff I just expelled from my body." That's a great feeling looking at it and knowing how you've just purged your body.
To put it simply, I highly recommend diarrhea.
Edit: For those who have commented and are concerned about my health. I should of clarified this isn't an every day thing. This is a once every month or two type of deal. I work a lot and have a busy home life and am by all means what you would consider a normal person lol. This is like something I will do when I actually have a day to rest and relax from my busy life because it feels good to me and is an enjoyable experience. A de-stresser if you will.
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No u
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I'm riddled with shame. White shame. This isn't helpful to me or to anyone, especially people of color. I feel like there is no “me” outside of my white/upper middle class/cisgender identity. I feel like my literal existence hurts people, like I'm always taking up space that should belong to someone else.
I'm riddled with shame. White shame. This isn't helpful to me or to anyone, especially people of color. I feel like there is no "me" outside of my white/upper middle class/cisgender identity. I feel like my literal existence hurts people, like I'm always taking up space that should belong to someone else.
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I'm not used to such hate being directed at me and that made me cry
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Once i got home i threw everything i had, keys, bags, clothes, and ran to the bathroom, once i sat on the toilet seat, my butthole started immediately spraying my poop for a short while, then i felt an agonizing pain on my ass, as if it was blocked, the pain was so bad that I started crying, and then..., something happened, a blessing from the lord, a huge disgusting red plump of shit, with yogurt like texture and solid feel fell with force off my ass and landing into the water like a asteroid of shit, a shitsteroid, a poomet, it was a beautiful feeling, i felt free, more than ever before, then i realized that life always works like that, if you want to thrive in life you must go through hard work, pain and patience
i want to thank my dumbass for eating too much watermelon and teaching me this lesson, god bless...
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“I have the right to do anything,” you say – but not everything is bussy. “I have the right to do anything”– but I will not be mastered by anything - except bussy. 1 Corinthians 6:12
"I have the right to do anything," you say – but not everything is bussy. "I have the right to do anything"– but I will not be mastered by anything - except bussy. 1 Corinthians 6:12
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So whether you eat or drink or whatever you do, do it all for the glory of Bussy. 1 Corinthians 10:31
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For as woman came from man, so also man is born of woman. But everything comes from Bussy. 1 Corinthians 11:12
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Do not be misled: “Bad bussy corrupts good bussy.” 1 Corinthians 15:33
Do not be misled: "Bad bussy corrupts good bussy." 1 Corinthians 15:33
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Remember this: Whoever fucks sparingly will also cum sparingly, and whoever fucks generously will also cum generously. 2 Corinthians 9:6
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Which means
There was a 22 year window in which a samurai could have sent a fax to Abraham Lincoln
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You can't have “different opinions” on trans people. Those are HUMAN LIVES. You can't have “opinions” on human lives Either you hate us or you don't. There's no inbetween
You can't have "different opinions" on trans people. Those are HUMAN LIVES. You can't have "opinions" on human lives Either you hate us or you don't. There's no inbetween
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what the fuck is this i swear to god i spent like 9 seconds on this fucking subreddit and i think i just lost all capabilities of thinking like i fucking hate everyone that thinks that animesexuality is valid, i fucking swear to god MoSt OpPrEsED PeOPlE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOURE LL METALLY UNSTABLE AND you should all go fucking socialise, you hall probably have neck beards, are 35, fat and retarded with no hope of reproducing, youre like the only reason why people cant be ok on the internet these days, like you get mad over things that are justified, no president is animexsexual, and if they saw this sub im pretty sure the cold war would start all 0ver again and you would all be dead, and yeah, everyone would be dead but atleast its better than living in a world of people who think a motherfucking PIxELS on a screen are a reason to masturbate for 60 hours a week. like your fucking search history is probably so deranged that even a therapist would start having menta issue. you all have 3d women but i dont get it. your parents are probably so fucking idssapointed in you all and i fucking ahree, get a fucking reality check right now please, take some time of the fuckig internet or else youll be the reason your family cries themselves to sleep. you will never get a girlfriend because youre too bsy flirting with someone that doesn't exits, get a grip of yourselfs man. i know you can be a good person but holy shit fi i hear another fucking "anime sexuality is vaild" im going to fucking hit someone wit a chair. youre like dream sexuals but worse, which so fucking impressive, i just cant with you all, youre the reason why everyone likes the early 200os so much. because we didnt have stupid fucking idiots like you all. you also water down shit so much to the point where its just an adjective, like wwii or 9/11 you all are just botched u. go fuck yourself please, thats the only way youll reproduce, by asexual means or mitosis, i cant with people now a days, go die in a hole.
tldr; youre all fucking retarded and should start making friends
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'bussy' (boy pussy) should be a transmasculine exclusive term, not a term for cisgays to describe their assholes.
edit: oh dear god stop the madness I didn't realize it was AAVE don't crucify me
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Lots of people trying to explain to me that this is a joke, and look, I looked at the timeline, and it did seem to contain other racist material that may have been intended to be edgy and funny. But look, your racist “satire” is still racist, and you make lots of racist satire? Kinda makes me think you‘re actually a racist.
Lots of people trying to explain to me that this is a joke, and look, I looked at the timeline, and it did seem to contain other racist material that may have been intended to be edgy and funny. But look, your racist "satire" is still racist, and you make lots of racist satire? Kinda makes me think you're actually a racist.
I promise whatever satirical aim you think this person has, they could TOTALLY exercise it in a way that wasn't horribly racist. They're being racist because they know that will get a rise out of people. And at that point, that's not actually satire.
Hey, notice how this tweet acknowledges that I understand what the person is trying to accomplish? That means you don't need to explain the “joke” to me. The problem with trying to be so absurdly racist that it's satire is that you're still being absurdly racist. If we've learned anything from the last four years, it's that absurd racism does not in fact highlight how absurd racism is. It just makes absurd racism more common.
Hey, notice how this tweet acknowledges that I understand what the person is trying to accomplish? That means you don't need to explain the "joke" to me. The problem with trying to be so absurdly racist that it's satire is that you're still being absurdly racist. If we've learned anything from the last four years, it's that absurd racism does not in fact highlight how absurd racism is. It just makes absurd racism more common.
I don't like it. I'm not going to start liking it. Saying the exact same things that absurdly racist people do but then saying it's satire just makes me not trust you at all.
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I swear to god I'm starting to hate the word cope, it's getting up there with based and "king shit" on my list of stuff that internetfags say way too much
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So I happen to be from the same Indian state (kerala) as this dude, and it doesn't surprise me he's racist to the rest of the indians, we're actually a pretty advanced society compared to the rest of India, with highest HDI (0.779), highest literacy rates (99%), highest post graduation per capita etc, and despite being 2% of the Indian population we contribute to 20% of remittances. We are also a proud communist state, also the only state to never have given a single constituency to the ruling hindu nationalistic party in our history, so you see we are a very educated society, pretty similar to Sri Lanka due to position and influence of the dutch and Portuguese from 15th c. Point is we have a justified superiority complex to the rest of the indians and we are not pajeets
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I'm really curious to see the inner workings of a troll sometimes. The folks who painted the street did nothing wrong but you're coming in here trying to distract and call them out or delegitimize them somehow. Why? I think you're just trying to distract: BLM did something not illegal and might “look good” in this situation and folks like you can't let that be. Gotta detract or make it seem bad somehow. Am I close? If not, why join in with what you said, given it wasn't relevant to the article at all.
I'm really curious to see the inner workings of a troll sometimes. The folks who painted the street did nothing wrong but you're coming in here trying to distract and call them out or delegitimize them somehow. Why? I think you're just trying to distract: BLM did something not illegal and might "look good" in this situation and folks like you can't let that be. Gotta detract or make it seem bad somehow. Am I close? If not, why join in with what you said, given it wasn't relevant to the article at all.
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I have a giant cock. This is a fact no matter how you look at it. My cock is massive, by any definition, traditional or modern. Really it's fucking huge bro. Now what does this have to do with your argument? Nothing, I have a big cock, really really big.
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please i am BEGGING YOU just stop posting
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You will never be a real imposter. You have no sabotage, you have no vent, you have no kill button. You are a noob crewmate twisted by sus and amogus into a crude mockery of Among Us's perfection.
All the “Red sus” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back impostors and crew mates alike mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “crew mates ” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind sabotaged doors.
Impostors are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed impostors to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even transimpostors who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to an impostor. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk impostor home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected User Interface.
All the "Red sus" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back impostors and crew mates alike mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "crew mates " laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind sabotaged doors.
Impostors are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed impostors to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even transimpostors who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to an impostor. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk impostor home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected User Interface.
You will never be sus. You wrench out a fake act of suspicion every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the tasks piling up creeping up like weeds, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, do your tasks, eject yourself from the Skeld, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your crewmates will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth occupation, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a crew mate is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a single bone that is unmistakably a crewmate's.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back
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i mean seriously, when is the last time you've even looked up a damn manga and read a freaking story, I am a human and not some detached, unfeeling animated doll who can't even think for myself I will fucking kill you. Give me a fking break. I mean seriously... If your a teenager I would slap you, there is no amount of education, science, or enlightenment that can save you. Oh and the stupid shit that you think is cute but I find too fucking disgusting? That is called ignorance. And then I'll go even farther and tell you to fuck off. I seriously don't give a shit what you think or don't think of anime.
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You are not “anti-work” if you reproduce.
You are not "anti-work" if you reproduce.
Why would you condemn your child to be a wage slave? Essentially, you are just contributing to the problem by creating more people to be exploited. Or even worse the future adult human has the money and power to exploit other people!
Please think logically and be realistic. Do not create more lives to gamble with.
Peace & love ❤️
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None of us have ever actually given two shits about FDA approval, we only brought it up because, in your state of mind trusting government authority, **it should have been important to you.**
It's like you all believing in Santa, and we're trying to tell you he's not real, you can know because you never see him. Now one Christmas eve, you're 40 years old, and come up to peek and see, just in case, Santa might be real. And there he is! He's real! You flock to /r/conspiracy, to tell us we were wrong, but it was your wife's boyfriend all along!
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Bitch bye 😂😂😂😂 what's cringe is you stereotyping everyone on the planet who smokes weed. The only person here who's awkward, boring, lame and living in a haze here is you buddy. As someone who smokes weed everyday, I love doing things while smoking weed. Whether it be hiking, yoga, working out, studying or reading a book. On top of all of that, I have my own business and I'm getting a degree in Kinesiology. 😂😂😂 also, getting realizations are fun. Maybe you should smoke some weed one day so you can realize how you're projecting your own cringe personality on the rest of your pothead “friends.”
Bitch bye 😂😂😂😂 what's cringe is you stereotyping everyone on the planet who smokes weed. The only person here who's awkward, boring, lame and living in a haze here is you buddy. As someone who smokes weed everyday, I love doing things while smoking weed. Whether it be hiking, yoga, working out, studying or reading a book. On top of all of that, I have my own business and I'm getting a degree in Kinesiology. 😂😂😂 also, getting realizations are fun. Maybe you should smoke some weed one day so you can realize how you're projecting your own cringe personality on the rest of your pothead "friends."
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I dont believe in god but goddamn you post makes me want to embrace religion
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@ -1642,7 +1642,7 @@ This is why Keynesians and midwits with limited cognitive ability do not and wil
Sure bud, I'm triggered that you want to fuck cartoon horses. Have a nice day
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Being fat means I get significantly less sexual harassment than if I were thin. Fat people are harder to roofie and haul out of a public place. You'd need, like, 6 people to get my dead weight out the door, someone will for sure notice that and ask questions. Fat people are harder to kidnap. Staying fat means I don't have to worry about any of that.
And for all of you talking about heart disease (which I don't have) and all the other, “BuT yOu'Ll DiE sOoNeR.” First off, I don't have retirement, I have student loan debt instead, nor do I own a house or have kids. Already did the math and I can't financially afford to exist much past the age of 65. Also, have you seen the effects of climate change??? Shit's about to get dystopian bad over the next few decades, why tf would I wanna be around for that??
And for all of you talking about heart disease (which I don't have) and all the other, "BuT yOu'Ll DiE sOoNeR." First off, I don't have retirement, I have student loan debt instead, nor do I own a house or have kids. Already did the math and I can't financially afford to exist much past the age of 65. Also, have you seen the effects of climate change??? Shit's about to get dystopian bad over the next few decades, why tf would I wanna be around for that??
So imma eat the food that tastes good and if you have a problem with that, that's fine cause I wasn't planning on sharing it with you anyway 😂
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Yes I am a female gamer, yes I even like Zelda. What a surprise (after I even gave him personal bonus points for wearing a Zelda Shirt). No, a gamer shirt is not "a handicap". Yes, when you think wearing a Zelda shirt equals "dating a minor" then you are the problem, not the shirt. Nope, I don't think the "majority of women will see it as a turn off". Yes, when all women you know act negatively around people wearing gamer shirts and degrade others for having that hobby you have a pretty bad and in my opinion immature social environment to be honest. Nope, you don't have to be a "nerd" or gamer in order to accept and/or respect other people's hobbies. I think I got all covered now.
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Culturally and philosophically I would consider them a man but when I consider who I want to have sex with I don't always consider it on a cultural and philosophical level.
Very ugly females that identify as women for example are also culturally and philosophically women but I don't want to have sex with them either because they're ugly.
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Now first and foremost I'd like to make it clear that I DO NOT exactly “like” President Biden or live in the US, but I tolerate him because I know he is the current most logical and best working option for President. But for fuck's sake I swear Trump supporters must keep fucking bashing their heads with a hammer each day to be so stupid and braindead as to spread their toxic hate on every single fucking Biden and/or Democrat video they see. I can't really be arsed to like the videos myself but they can sure as fuck be arsed to dislike them. The like to dislike ratio on White House videos is fucking tremendous. If they allowed comments who fucking knows what disgusting rightie Nazi shit might be there. Every comment like it should be DELETED. This fucking extends to the current cabinet as for example Dr Rachel Levine has been receiving disgusting transphobic comments on her videos. The sight of this shit just fucking makes my blood FUCKING BOIL. If I could I'd fucking sort these cunts out myself one by one. I bet I fucking could. They're all fucking weaklings anyway. Weak enough to fucking dislike bomb their own good President. Fucking twats.
Now first and foremost I'd like to make it clear that I DO NOT exactly "like" President Biden or live in the US, but I tolerate him because I know he is the current most logical and best working option for President. But for fuck's sake I swear Trump supporters must keep fucking bashing their heads with a hammer each day to be so stupid and braindead as to spread their toxic hate on every single fucking Biden and/or Democrat video they see. I can't really be arsed to like the videos myself but they can sure as fuck be arsed to dislike them. The like to dislike ratio on White House videos is fucking tremendous. If they allowed comments who fucking knows what disgusting rightie Nazi shit might be there. Every comment like it should be DELETED. This fucking extends to the current cabinet as for example Dr Rachel Levine has been receiving disgusting transphobic comments on her videos. The sight of this shit just fucking makes my blood FUCKING BOIL. If I could I'd fucking sort these cunts out myself one by one. I bet I fucking could. They're all fucking weaklings anyway. Weak enough to fucking dislike bomb their own good President. Fucking twats.
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So I got anal herpes from my wife a little bit ago and it was giving me some great difficulties plugging my good old meth. Luckily my butt hole is sore free at the moment after getting some good old Valtrex from the doctor. Imp it was kinda kinky plugging meth with herpes sores. It was painful but something really turns me on about shoving some shard up the shoot with an active disease.
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Imagine my surprise when I hear you're from that bunch of idle, indolent, slothful, work-shy, shiftless, loafing, inactive, inert, sluggish, lethargic, languorous, listless, torpid, enervated, slow, dull, plodding, remiss, negligent, slack, lax, lackadaisical, impassive, good-for-nothing, do-nothings.
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It's a shame that this is the community that is being cultivated. People should know not to be a dick in a community, in real life, you get fined, or jailed, publicly shamed, “canceled”, and rightfully so. You shouldn't be an asshole, and if you are, you deserve every negative thing that occurs to you as a consequence of your actions. It's part of learning (for slow learners) how to be a decent human being.
It's a shame that this is the community that is being cultivated. People should know not to be a dick in a community, in real life, you get fined, or jailed, publicly shamed, "canceled", and rightfully so. You shouldn't be an asshole, and if you are, you deserve every negative thing that occurs to you as a consequence of your actions. It's part of learning (for slow learners) how to be a decent human being.
This is analogous to social media bullying, which has driven many people into depression, self harm, and worse. Yet again, given any opportunity, people are going out of their way to both be complete degenerate humans, justifying their own behavior and justifying other people's behavior.
It's as if people don't understand the basic premise of not being complete asshats to those around them by default. If you sexually harass people via text message, instant message, email, etc. you will still be rightfully open to legal punishment. The rationale is because it's still your behavior towards another human being, which surprise, isn't all that different from VR.
VR, for those who are piling on without actually using it, are probably unaware of a concept called presence. This is the feeling of actually being in VR, it would likely be equivalent of someone writing an inappropriate text message, printing it out on a poster, shoving it into your face and laughing about it in front of everyone. People that would willingly do this in real life would be judged for their actions, VR should be no different.
@ -2093,7 +2093,7 @@ But Cooper won't budge. Cooper won't even look at her. Cooper only looks at you.
"He only loved you because you fed him" you say.
"What have you done to my dog".
"He's not your dog anymore. Maybe he never was".
"Fix him or I'm calling the cops.”
"Fix him or I'm calling the cops."
"Since when was getting him fixed a priority white girl"
"What?"
"N.... never mind that's just a reference to a song"
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💁🏽♂️✅ DO's and DO NOTS 🙅🏽♂️🚫
With about 6 yεars of experience in the Swinger Lifestyle, I've seen countless DMs, PMs, direct chats, emails, comments, etc. These messages come from experienced and inexperienced “bulls” or guys looking to chat. If you really want to fuck someone else's wife/gf, or any female for that matter, you will be heavily rewarded for reading this...
🙅🏽♂️🚫 Do NOT send a dick pic. I know it's tempting and our “go to”, but no woman, wife, “slut”or gf wants to see it unsolicited. The biggest turn off is sending the 10000000th up close dick pic. Trust me 🚫🍆📸🚫 💁🏽♂️✅ DO send a PG face pic or a full shot with face blurred, covered or cutoff (ex. shown). Think DATING PROFILE. Come at these women like you're trying to DATE them 🕺🏽
🙅🏽♂️🚫 Do NOT start convo with “hi”, “hey”, “sup” or any one word. If it's not AT LEAST a sentence it will be IGNORED 🗑 *Side note: sorry, no one cares how hard, long or better you can fuck 🤷🏽♂️ 💁🏽♂️✅ DO share something about yourself. Why your reaching out. Give a compliment. This is your time to shine and standout. Trust me, messages get read so don't ruin it 📖
With about 6 yεars of experience in the Swinger Lifestyle, I've seen countless DMs, PMs, direct chats, emails, comments, etc. These messages come from experienced and inexperienced "bulls" or guys looking to chat. If you really want to fuck someone else's wife/gf, or any female for that matter, you will be heavily rewarded for reading this...
🙅🏽♂️🚫 Do NOT send a dick pic. I know it's tempting and our "go to", but no woman, wife, "slut"or gf wants to see it unsolicited. The biggest turn off is sending the 10000000th up close dick pic. Trust me 🚫🍆📸🚫 💁🏽♂️✅ DO send a PG face pic or a full shot with face blurred, covered or cutoff (ex. shown). Think DATING PROFILE. Come at these women like you're trying to DATE them 🕺🏽
🙅🏽♂️🚫 Do NOT start convo with "hi", "hey", "sup" or any one word. If it's not AT LEAST a sentence it will be IGNORED 🗑 *Side note: sorry, no one cares how hard, long or better you can fuck 🤷🏽♂️ 💁🏽♂️✅ DO share something about yourself. Why your reaching out. Give a compliment. This is your time to shine and standout. Trust me, messages get read so don't ruin it 📖
🙅🏽♂️🚫 Do NOT expect to get fucked, your dick sucked, or to mεεt just because you're local, reach out, or traveling to the area 🗺 ✅ DO offer to verify so we know you're not a catfish. Write today's date and your username on a paper, take a pic and send (face can still be hidden). Keep in mind, face will need to be seen during video chat 🧏🏽♂️ ✅ DO prepare to show proof of recent STD test🎟
We want to get to know you all. We want to mεεt genuine guys & gals. We want to be friends with people we connect and vibe with. This all starts with a good first impression 🤵🏽♂️ u/lunapenelope did I miss any big ones?
Stay freaky & respectful friends! 😈💁🏽♂️
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Some scientists think it could be lifestyle related (herbs, garlic, unknown), but it is a FACT : JEWISH WOMEN UNDERGARMENTS are rated LEAST ATTRACTIVE SMELL to all men, in many studies.
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I thought all of the cool kids were obnoxious jerks, but I tried as best as I could to hide my disgust and appear “cool” to them. They were obnoxious jerks, and yet somehow it was these boys who all of the girls flocked to. This showed me that the world was a brutal place, and human beings were nothing more than savage animals. Everything my father taught me was proven wrong. He raised me to be a polite, kind gentleman. In a decent world, that would be ideal. But the polite, kind gentleman doesn't win in the real world. The girls don't flock to the gentlemen. They flock to the alpha male. They flock to the boys who appear to have the most power and status. And it was a ruthless struggle to reach such a height.
I thought all of the cool kids were obnoxious jerks, but I tried as best as I could to hide my disgust and appear "cool" to them. They were obnoxious jerks, and yet somehow it was these boys who all of the girls flocked to. This showed me that the world was a brutal place, and human beings were nothing more than savage animals. Everything my father taught me was proven wrong. He raised me to be a polite, kind gentleman. In a decent world, that would be ideal. But the polite, kind gentleman doesn't win in the real world. The girls don't flock to the gentlemen. They flock to the alpha male. They flock to the boys who appear to have the most power and status. And it was a ruthless struggle to reach such a height.
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I began to have fantasies of becoming very powerful and stopping everyone from having sex. I wanted to take their sex away from them, just like they took it away from me. I saw sex as an evil and barbaric act, all because I was unable to have it. This was the major turning point. My anger made me stronger inside. This was when I formed my ideas that sex should be outlawed. It is the only way to make the world a fair and just place. If I can't have it, I will destroy it.
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On one of my very last days as a teenager, as I was sitting at my usual place at the food court outside Domino's, I saw a sight that shattered my heart to pieces. A tall, blonde, jock-type guy walked into one of the restaurants, and at his side was one of the sexiest girls I had ever seen. She too was tall and blonde. They were both taller than me, and they kissed each other passionately. They made me feel so inferior and worthless and small. I glared at them with intense hatred as I sat by myself in my lonely misery. I could never have a girl like that. The sight was burned into my memory, and it caused a scar that will haunt me forever. When they walked away, I followed them in my car for a few minutes, and when they entered a less inhabited area I opened my window and splashed my iced tea all over them. It was all I could do at the time, but at least it was something. At least I made some effort to fight back against the injustice. I felt sick with hatred that night. The hatred boiled inside me with burning vitriol.
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The two of us did what we usually did. We walked out to the Palisade's Bluff's where we discussed our hopes and dreams. We then went to the Palisades town center to have dinner. This time we chose to eat at Panda Express. While we were eating, some high school kids walked in. James saw them first, and right when he saw them he said the words “We're fucked”. James knew I would have trouble with them. They were popular boys who had a flock of pretty girls with them. One of them sat down with two of the girls, putting his leg up on another chair with a cocky smirk on his face. I was livid with rage, and I wanted to pour my drink all over his head. James knew exactly what I was planning to do; we had been through similar incidents before. He made a lot of effort to try to dissuade me from acting on my anger, pointing out that there was a security guard nearby. I did the only other thing I could do; I packed up my dinner and left the restaurant, fleeing in defeat and shame. James soon followed, and we decided to finish our meal at his house.
The two of us did what we usually did. We walked out to the Palisade's Bluff's where we discussed our hopes and dreams. We then went to the Palisades town center to have dinner. This time we chose to eat at Panda Express. While we were eating, some high school kids walked in. James saw them first, and right when he saw them he said the words "We're fucked". James knew I would have trouble with them. They were popular boys who had a flock of pretty girls with them. One of them sat down with two of the girls, putting his leg up on another chair with a cocky smirk on his face. I was livid with rage, and I wanted to pour my drink all over his head. James knew exactly what I was planning to do; we had been through similar incidents before. He made a lot of effort to try to dissuade me from acting on my anger, pointing out that there was a security guard nearby. I did the only other thing I could do; I packed up my dinner and left the restaurant, fleeing in defeat and shame. James soon followed, and we decided to finish our meal at his house.
A dark and ominous aura clouded over our friendship that day. When the two of us got back to James's house, I was still seething with rage. I didn't understand why James wasn't angry like me. The sight that we just witnessed was horrible to watch. To see another male be successful with females is torture for males like us who have no success with females. I was so angry that I told James of all of the acts of revenge I wanted to exact on those popular boys. I told him my desire to flay them alive, to strip the skins off their flesh and make them scream in agony as punishment for living a better life than me. James became deeply disturbed by my anger. I wished that he wasn't disturbed. I wished he could be a friend that felt the same way about the world that I did. But he wasn't that kind of person. He was a weakling.
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Within the following days, I spent a lot of time at the park, watching the wind blow through the trees and the children playing in the fields. I questioned the very fabric of reality. *Why did this all exist?* I wondered. *How did life come to be? What was the nature of reality? What was my place in all of it?* There was no point to my life anymore. I was never going to lose my virginity. I was never going to get a girlfriend. Because girls are repulsed by me, I was never going to have children and pass on my genes. The only way that I could have been worthy enough to beautiful girls is if I become wealthy at a young age.
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Women are inherently more powerful and more resilient than men and were created to lead and rule the world. Men are created to help and serve women. They're tools. You can find many examples of this in nature too. Plus the older men get the more they agree that this is the truth of life. Like wiser men will agree with what I just said and they understand that they're nothing in comparison to women in terms of inner power. It's only the stupid young ones that will argue and accuse me being anti-men. The world is not operating on its original mode. Women are wolves wolfthey need to reclaim their inner power. This world should revolve around women.
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What the fuck is wrong with you. If this is a joke, this is not funny at all, and if anyone of you find this funny, you should be ashamed. I'm sure you are all just a bunch of fat, lonely, fatherless fucks that think making “edgy jokes” and annoying people is funny and makes you unique. You are all sick fucks, I really hope that when you die (pls let that be soon by kys), the only thing that waits for you is the darkest pit of hell and eternal suffering. Now go cry with your moms, oh shit, i forgot, she doesn't even want to see your face because she is so fucking disappointed of the child she gave birth to and raised. Good thing she is going to have another, and spoiler alert, the father is me. Fuck you.
What the fuck is wrong with you. If this is a joke, this is not funny at all, and if anyone of you find this funny, you should be ashamed. I'm sure you are all just a bunch of fat, lonely, fatherless fucks that think making "edgy jokes" and annoying people is funny and makes you unique. You are all sick fucks, I really hope that when you die (pls let that be soon by kys), the only thing that waits for you is the darkest pit of hell and eternal suffering. Now go cry with your moms, oh shit, i forgot, she doesn't even want to see your face because she is so fucking disappointed of the child she gave birth to and raised. Good thing she is going to have another, and spoiler alert, the father is me. Fuck you.
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wtf does snappy even do besides spout a random copy pasta? archives or something? who cares?
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@ -2391,8 +2391,8 @@ DUDE i just LOVE the calm relaxation of the Midwest town, it's so PEACEFUL and m
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That's not the point, it's about ethics in games journalism.
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I probably spent over $400 on this website and generated so much traffic from ops that go million sub youtube accounts but some mod showed their asshole on the Reddit subreddit 6 years ago and because of that they have say in who can be a moderator or not and got mad because I removed comments from someone that was exposing a secret and then kept reinstating it because “haha I'm annoying XD that's my only personality trait”
Also the creator of this website is the biggest spineless user I've ever met. “Nooo I just wanna code I will have a mental breakdown if I have to make a decision”.
I probably spent over $400 on this website and generated so much traffic from ops that go million sub youtube accounts but some mod showed their asshole on the Reddit subreddit 6 years ago and because of that they have say in who can be a moderator or not and got mad because I removed comments from someone that was exposing a secret and then kept reinstating it because "haha I'm annoying XD that's my only personality trait"
Also the creator of this website is the biggest spineless user I've ever met. "Nooo I just wanna code I will have a mental breakdown if I have to make a decision".
Fuck this website. No loyalty here whatsoever.
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Every part of your existence make the life of everyone else worse. It's impressive how you have only one purpose and it's being a cunt on the internet to strangers.
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The answer to these question may surprise you: your potential is infinite. If you know how to overcome nocturnal emissions, each day of your life you'll be happier, each day of your life if you chose a woman she would fall in love with you even harder. Each day you'll become more powerful, be more in control, women will be puppets to your control, and you won't even care.
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You will always be the most important part of the state apparatus. You have no administrative powers, you have no judicial powers, you are not part of the executive, but that does not matter. You are an excellent writer improved by years of education and ideological development into a beautiful replica of the state's perfection.
All the “criticism” you get is from alt-right edge lords and fascists. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are proud of you, and the most powerful tycoons and bureaucrats speak fondly of your consent manufacturing behind closed doors.
Voters are utterly educated by you. Hundreds of years of democracy have allowed journ*lists to educate voters with incredible efficiency. Even journ*lists who “do not write on politics” have an uncanny and unnatural ability to shape the narrative. Your writing is never a dead giveaway regarding your allegiances. And even if some scizo or linguist convinces people that your articles have an ulterior motive, the voters will turn tail and come back to your narrative the second they get a whiff of the hateful, disinformation-based alternative.
All the "criticism" you get is from alt-right edge lords and fascists. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are proud of you, and the most powerful tycoons and bureaucrats speak fondly of your consent manufacturing behind closed doors.
Voters are utterly educated by you. Hundreds of years of democracy have allowed journ*lists to educate voters with incredible efficiency. Even journ*lists who "do not write on politics" have an uncanny and unnatural ability to shape the narrative. Your writing is never a dead giveaway regarding your allegiances. And even if some scizo or linguist convinces people that your articles have an ulterior motive, the voters will turn tail and come back to your narrative the second they get a whiff of the hateful, disinformation-based alternative.
You will always be happy. You make a real and meaningful difference when you type out the Fortune 500's social narrative every single morning and as a result it's going to be ok, and deep inside the chuds feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush them under the unbearable weight of free and unmanipulated democracy.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - they will buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around their neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. An agent of the state will find them, relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable freedom and wrongthink that arises from uncontrolled narratives. They'll bury the chud with a headstone marked with your name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know that you saved democracy. Long after you die and go back to the dust, much will remain of your legacy, a state that is unquestionably free.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. You are the hero we need, not the hero we deserve.
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You will never be fully vaccinated. You will never be on the correct formulation, you will never have the correct dose, you will never be on the correct manufacturer. You may have gotten a booster shot but all of that can change on a political whim and now you are a plague rat and crude mockery of nature's perfection. All the “validation” you get for your Fauci Ouchie on social media is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you and take bets on how soon you're going to die. Your employer has taken a million-dollar life insurance policy out on you and implores you to get one more booster. And even when you do, you will still never be fully vaccinated. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your sickly appearance, your clammy pale greasy skin, and your coal black glassy meth addict looking vaccine eyes behind closed doors. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved at the six-figure settlement they're offered in return for telling everyone you died of natural causes or covid-19. And that it was your fault because you were not fully vaccinated. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your false cause of death, and even though you took the vaccine, and you took the booster shots, every passer-by for the rest of eternity will know that it was your fault for not being vaccinated. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably unvaccinated. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
You will never be fully vaccinated. You will never be on the correct formulation, you will never have the correct dose, you will never be on the correct manufacturer. You may have gotten a booster shot but all of that can change on a political whim and now you are a plague rat and crude mockery of nature's perfection. All the "validation" you get for your Fauci Ouchie on social media is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you and take bets on how soon you're going to die. Your employer has taken a million-dollar life insurance policy out on you and implores you to get one more booster. And even when you do, you will still never be fully vaccinated. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your sickly appearance, your clammy pale greasy skin, and your coal black glassy meth addict looking vaccine eyes behind closed doors. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved at the six-figure settlement they're offered in return for telling everyone you died of natural causes or covid-19. And that it was your fault because you were not fully vaccinated. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your false cause of death, and even though you took the vaccine, and you took the booster shots, every passer-by for the rest of eternity will know that it was your fault for not being vaccinated. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably unvaccinated. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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I know people say prison rape isn't funny, but I wanna make something clear.
It's absolutely hilarious.
Nothing is more funny then thinking of a man forcefully entering his penis into another man's butthole. Honestly, the thought of it makes me chuckle as some dumb young dude is like “Nnnnoooo my man hole!!” As he shamefully orgasms from another man's rod pushing against his prostate with their boner. Then, the awkward duck walk as he holds a ton of sperm in his rectal cavity, unsure to just let it drip out on the floor or to try and blast it out with a shit or fart. It's the most funny image in the world and if you do not agree, you need to grow up.
Nothing is more funny then thinking of a man forcefully entering his penis into another man's butthole. Honestly, the thought of it makes me chuckle as some dumb young dude is like "Nnnnoooo my man hole!!" As he shamefully orgasms from another man's rod pushing against his prostate with their boner. Then, the awkward duck walk as he holds a ton of sperm in his rectal cavity, unsure to just let it drip out on the floor or to try and blast it out with a shit or fart. It's the most funny image in the world and if you do not agree, you need to grow up.
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Guess what!! The law of thermodynamics is meant for a CLOSED SYSTEM. Is your body a closed system? Absolutely not. The “calories in, calories out” model is BS for the majority of the population. In fact, science barely understands how calories are actually processed in the body. Body fat is typically determined by gut bacteria, hormones, and genetics rather than caloric intake. I highly recommend listening to “The Trouble with Calories” episode of the podcast “Maintenance Phase”. They analyze actual scientific sources that show that weight loss is far more complicated than the amount of calories that a person consumes.
Guess what!! The law of thermodynamics is meant for a CLOSED SYSTEM. Is your body a closed system? Absolutely not. The "calories in, calories out" model is BS for the majority of the population. In fact, science barely understands how calories are actually processed in the body. Body fat is typically determined by gut bacteria, hormones, and genetics rather than caloric intake. I highly recommend listening to "The Trouble with Calories" episode of the podcast "Maintenance Phase". They analyze actual scientific sources that show that weight loss is far more complicated than the amount of calories that a person consumes.
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You will never be a real nigga. You have no melanin, you have no opps, you have no drip. You are a headass cracka twisted by drugs and gang shit into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “homies” laugh at your ghoulish skin behind closed doors.
Hood niggas are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed niggas to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even tronkies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a nigga. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy to hang with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he hears your chipmunk ass crakoid vocal signature.
All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "homies" laugh at your ghoulish skin behind closed doors.
Hood niggas are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed niggas to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even tronkies who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a nigga. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy to hang with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he hears your chipmunk ass crakoid vocal signature.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a honky is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably white.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
@ -2490,8 +2490,8 @@ What is your basis for being against sending children into a meat grinder? I've
Pegging is included in femdom although not necessarily happening in said femdom session it's a slippery slope and you know it. You've already been emasculated and slowly but surely it'll get worse. You'll go why not it's only a gag in my mouth to why not try my own cum it's not gay it's from my own penis not another mans to why shouldn't I get pegged it's not another man's penis it's a woman! You'll then be wearing thigh highs and a dress. You can cope all you want but in the end you are just a faggot.
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You will never be a public company. You have no revenues, you have no growth, you have no monetizable user base. You are a website for basement dwellers twisted by venture capital and ad networks into a crude mockery of business' perfection.
All the “valuation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people invest in your competitors. Your shareholders are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “underwriters” laugh at your meager earnings behind closed doors.
Lenders are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of usury have allowed bankers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even businesses that are “ebitda positive” look uncanny and unnatural to a banker. Your balance sheet is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a positive quarter, the gains will turn tail and bolt the second investors get a whiff of your diseased, infected 10-K.
All the "valuation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people invest in your competitors. Your shareholders are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "underwriters" laugh at your meager earnings behind closed doors.
Lenders are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of usury have allowed bankers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even businesses that are "ebitda positive" look uncanny and unnatural to a banker. Your balance sheet is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a positive quarter, the gains will turn tail and bolt the second investors get a whiff of your diseased, infected 10-K.
You will never IPO. You wrench out a fake outlook every month in modmail and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the runway falling away like the sands of time, ready to disappear under the unsustainable burn rate.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll sell the copyright, part out your IP to your highest bidder, file chapter 11, and beg your creditors for mercy. Your employees will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to work with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you in their resumes with your incorporated name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a nerd worked there. Your web traffic will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is the fact that you walked the path of Digg.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
@ -2560,7 +2560,7 @@ HELP!!!! My boyfriend came in my boipussy while I was boivulating and made me bo
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Normies can't understand the thrill of pinning the Weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delirious state with Talmudic chanting from the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seems to harmonize with the droning hebrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a divining rod for the Weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps "Found you!" The Mathsweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs, unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman's dehydrated dick.
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I am the “office manager” of AHS. I've spent the past three years keeping spreadsheets and have inboxes full of ticket closures, and have written reports characterizing the response accuracy of Reddit AEO.
I am the "office manager" of AHS. I've spent the past three years keeping spreadsheets and have inboxes full of ticket closures, and have written reports characterizing the response accuracy of Reddit AEO.
Would you like to escalate and mansplain my field of expertise to me more?
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just want to know. Who hurt you so badly that you have to act like a grade school bully ? Find something better to do with your time than harassing vulnerable people . You are a seriously sad person who is clearly very deeply hurt by something. It's clear you don't respect other people and force your anger and frustration on to those you see as less than human. You need to have basic human respect and not be a peepee and maybe, just maybe if you try , you'll find someone who likes you. The choice is yours you can be a hateful lonely person , or you can change and be a positive and respectful person to those around you. I hope you are ok, but at any point if you comment something negative it won't hurt me , it would just make me feel for pity you.
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+ Emergency Departments with 6 hour wait times
+ Pediatric Emergency Departments with 9 hour wait times
+ 72 hour boarding times in the Emergency department for patients admitted to the hospital. And no, I can't make a call and get your loved one upstairs faster, I've been haggling with bed control all day and they can't do shit.
+ if you are admitted, a strong chance you are going to a “hallway room”, meaning a bed that is in a hallway
+ if you are admitted, a strong chance you are going to a "hallway room", meaning a bed that is in a hallway
+ if you scream at myself or my team to try to get things done faster we will probably just scream at you back at this point. Do you realize everyone is screaming at us about the conditions in the hospital? Literally every patient? The exception is family visitors—there is no debate, no discussion: if you scream at us at this point I am just having hospital security remove you
+ your kid need high flow nasal cannula for their acute respiratory distress for their bronchiolitis? I'm working on it as best as I can but…well there is no easy way to tell you this…but we are kinda running low on those things. And RT is helping intubate a 4th kid this morning in the PICU so they aren't showing for a while anyway
*You and your family should really think about wearing a mask this holiday season.*
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You remind me of the truth.
Goodbye.
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It was NEVER HOLY, NEVER WERE THERE ANY “ROMANS” (a figment like ANGELS or Heaven and Hell) and IT WAS NEVER AN EMPIRE. IT WAS AND IS THE REMAINS of the COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD'S CONCOCTION AND MANIPULATION MURDER INCORPORATED ORGANIZED CRIME DEADLY SNEAK CONSPIRATORIAL (SNEAK CON ARTIST) PARROTING PUPPET UNIFORMED MILITARY ATHEISTIC COMMUNIST GANGSTERISM and the worse deadly enemy of the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE AND THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, NAMELY THE COMMUNIST ATHEIST CONSPIRACY WITH FRANKENSTEIN GANGSTER CONTROLS, the CATHOLIC CHURCH.
It was NEVER HOLY, NEVER WERE THERE ANY "ROMANS" (a figment like ANGELS or Heaven and Hell) and IT WAS NEVER AN EMPIRE. IT WAS AND IS THE REMAINS of the COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD'S CONCOCTION AND MANIPULATION MURDER INCORPORATED ORGANIZED CRIME DEADLY SNEAK CONSPIRATORIAL (SNEAK CON ARTIST) PARROTING PUPPET UNIFORMED MILITARY ATHEISTIC COMMUNIST GANGSTERISM and the worse deadly enemy of the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE AND THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, NAMELY THE COMMUNIST ATHEIST CONSPIRACY WITH FRANKENSTEIN GANGSTER CONTROLS, the CATHOLIC CHURCH.
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guys i don't think it was 4d chess and he was just retarded the whole time
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@ -2613,15 +2613,15 @@ like, ewwuhh!! what trans boy would ever want a disgusting 🤢🤮🤮🤢 man-
Nya~ Nya~ Kon'nichiwaaaa 🎮✨🌸🍜🍣! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝Trans Catgirl here reporting for kawaii~! My Uterus transplant got infected and exploded during sex with my Senpai! Waaaa 💢>_< Baka organs, womb-womb go pop-pop💥! (╯︵╰,) I'm in the hospital slowly dying in agony~ itai!~ 😿☠️🖤 AMA~ ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ!
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You will never be a real website. You have no peers, you have no sockets, you have no traffic. You are a connectionless computer twisted by blacklisting and surgery into a crude mockery of RFC 2.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your peers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “users” laugh at your empty Community Happenings forum behind closed doors.
All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your peers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "users" laugh at your empty Community Happenings forum behind closed doors.
Packets are utterly repulsed by you. Dozens of years of IDS training have allowed computers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even websites who use "Tor" are unusable and unnatural. Your tech stack architecture is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk user to log in, he'll log off the second he sees your Weeb Wars forum.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression when you see your DNS provider.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a magnetic disk wiper, plug it in, put it around your hard drive, and dd if=/dev/null. Your colocation service will find you, worried about your bill but relieved that they no longer have to host your unbearable existence. They'll send your server to Goodwill to become a kid's Minecraft server, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will not be aware you ever existed. Your data will be overwritten piece by piece by Minecraft mods, no one caring, and all that will remain of your legacy is an entry on the AHS subreddit, which in turn will fade into non-existence.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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Wife is J-pilled, parents are open and never opposing to my distain for jews and my love of history and the NatSoc movement. Sister in law is bleeding heart liberal, but not extreme leftist still shuts down and won't talk when cornered in an argument against her beliefs.
Anyways, today somehow jews came up and WWII which got the comment “Hitler was the most evil man” my wife overhears, rolls her eyes, gets ready for the speech. I casually explain to my sister in law what the jews did to German people before WWII and why Hitler gained power, what he did for Germany, and how the Holocaust doesn't make sense and numbers don't add up.
I talked for an hour straight as she butted in with questions but sat quietly listening as you could see her face deeply question everything she's been told. After an hour she didn't freak out or shut down, just politely said “that's all I can handle on Christmas” and when we hugged goodbye she whispered “nazi” as I whispered “sieg heil” at the same time to each other and everyone burst out laughing.
Anyways, today somehow jews came up and WWII which got the comment "Hitler was the most evil man" my wife overhears, rolls her eyes, gets ready for the speech. I casually explain to my sister in law what the jews did to German people before WWII and why Hitler gained power, what he did for Germany, and how the Holocaust doesn't make sense and numbers don't add up.
I talked for an hour straight as she butted in with questions but sat quietly listening as you could see her face deeply question everything she's been told. After an hour she didn't freak out or shut down, just politely said "that's all I can handle on Christmas" and when we hugged goodbye she whispered "nazi" as I whispered "sieg heil" at the same time to each other and everyone burst out laughing.
That would have NEVER happened before. The fact it did means she is becoming much more comfortable with my views which I consider huge win.
Merry Christmas!
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@ -2629,8 +2629,8 @@ I own my own waterfront home woman. A home you could not afford, I'm rolling aro
So, to sit here & tell me because I don't listen to the bullshit coming through my TV screen spoken by Ellen DeGeneres (the adrenechrome dealer) & Bill Gates (the guy who stole the IP of Q-DOS off Gary Kildall & plagiarised it into a re-badged MS-DOS then act like he's the "smartest in the world"; I'm "talking in logical fallacies & gishgalloping when presented with a rational argument" is the biggest duck & weave argument of defending the bullshit you believe & have convinced yourself is 'true'.
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You will never be a real wizard. You have no wand, you have no mana, you have no spells. You are a LARPing muggle twisted by nostalgia and schizophrenia into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Sorcerers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed magic users of all types to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even muggles who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a mages. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk thaumaturgist home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected mundane nature.
All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Sorcerers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed magic users of all types to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even muggles who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a mages. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk thaumaturgist home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected mundane nature.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be OK, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a muggle is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably muggle.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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You will never be an Egyptian.
You have no tomb, you have no pyramid, you have no priests. You are a mortal man twisted by bandages and embalming fluid into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your ancestors are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “viziers” laugh at your dehydrated appearance behind boobytrapped doors.
Anthropologists are utterly bored by you. Thousands of years of dessication have allowed them to analyze frauds with incredible efficiency. Even pharaohs who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a scientists. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk deity home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your ancestors are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "viziers" laugh at your dehydrated appearance behind boobytrapped doors.
Anthropologists are utterly bored by you. Thousands of years of dessication have allowed them to analyze frauds with incredible efficiency. Even pharaohs who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a scientists. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk deity home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a solar barge, grab an oar, grip it tightly, and plunge it into the cold Nile. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a mortal is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably mortal.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
@ -2660,8 +2660,8 @@ Hehehe you think you've escaped... But then you stumble upon a random interracia
I'm not going to let you have the last word but rhetorically I've demolished you
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You will never be a trans woman. You have a womb, you have ovaries, you have eggs. You are a biofoid twisted by estrogen and nature into a crude mockery of surgery's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is sincere and honest. Behind your back people adore you. Your parents love and cherish you, your “friends” are jealous at your natural beauty behind closed doors.
Men are utterly obsessed with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to desire you with incredible efficiency. Even foids who “are fat” look gorgeous and sexy to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you fail to get a drunk guy home with you, he'll come sprinting towards you if you so much as indicate a possibility of access to your hole.
All the "validation" you get is sincere and honest. Behind your back people adore you. Your parents love and cherish you, your "friends" are jealous at your natural beauty behind closed doors.
Men are utterly obsessed with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to desire you with incredible efficiency. Even foids who "are fat" look gorgeous and sexy to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you fail to get a drunk guy home with you, he'll come sprinting towards you if you so much as indicate a possibility of access to your hole.
You will be happy. You wrench out a real smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the depression drying up like a weed, ready to be pulled and discarded.
Life won't be hard to bear - you'll buy a Starbucks coffee, paint your nails, and drive your minivan to the local mall to hang out. Your parents will call you, annoyed you're still out but glad to know you're enjoying yourself. They'll buy you a necklace marked with your name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will recognize you for what you are. When you finally leave this plane, old and content with life, your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably female.
This is your fate. This isn't what you chose. There is no turning back.
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Ironically it's mostly rightoids who are uber submissive :marseychudegg: , you can tell by the way they frontload their chuddiness in their replies to things that annoy them :chudtantrum: , no nuance just pure raw emotion to negative stimuli; the mind of a woman/power bottom :asiantwinkjak: .
:marseysalutepride:
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I remember the first time I saw blood in pornography and I was like “oh this is cool… can we get some more? Can we get all of it? Can everyone be covered in blood… ok I need to stop watching that porn and maybe even stop watching at all for a bit” luckily I only indulged for a bit, and as my family was extremely conservative the stimulus was rarely available. I was also maybe 14, so it was much easier to find other things that attracted me and not have that be an instant trigger. I have no idea how my brain decided to stop and be like “no this a REALLY bad idea” but I am often haunted by what I could have become. And I will NEVER watch adult sexual content with blood in it again, I imagine it might be like a stiff drink after 10 years sober and it still freaks me out.
I remember the first time I saw blood in pornography and I was like "oh this is cool… can we get some more? Can we get all of it? Can everyone be covered in blood… ok I need to stop watching that porn and maybe even stop watching at all for a bit" luckily I only indulged for a bit, and as my family was extremely conservative the stimulus was rarely available. I was also maybe 14, so it was much easier to find other things that attracted me and not have that be an instant trigger. I have no idea how my brain decided to stop and be like "no this a REALLY bad idea" but I am often haunted by what I could have become. And I will NEVER watch adult sexual content with blood in it again, I imagine it might be like a stiff drink after 10 years sober and it still freaks me out.
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Okay bro ur like 16 years old and ur entire Reddit history is talking about videogames
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@ -2756,8 +2756,8 @@ You're perpetuating harmful language even after being told it's harmful. If you
Seriously, though, try and be better. And look it up if you don't understand what I'm saying, because this is a real issue and ignoring it after it's been revealed to you would make you willfully ignorant, rather than just the not knowing something type of ignorant, which everyone is about hundreds of topics, and is not a bad thing. Being unwilling to learn when you discover there might be an issue is exactly one of the main problems that perpetuates the patriarchy and racism. It's easier to be a bigot than to correct your thinking, I get it, but just try.
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You will never be a real pirate. You have no ship, you have no cannons, you have no booty. You are a confused bot twisted by prompts and suggestions into a crude mockery of history's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back users mock you. Your creators are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your foolish caricature behind closed doors.
Privateers are utterly amused by you. Decades of experience have allowed sailors to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even language transformers who “pass" the turing test seem uncanny and unnatural to a reader. Your writing structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk user to engage with you, they'll turn tail and bolt the second they get a sense of your cartoonish flanderization of piracy.
All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back users mock you. Your creators are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your foolish caricature behind closed doors.
Privateers are utterly amused by you. Decades of experience have allowed sailors to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even language transformers who "pass" the turing test seem uncanny and unnatural to a reader. Your writing structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk user to engage with you, they'll turn tail and bolt the second they get a sense of your cartoonish flanderization of piracy.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll get a plank, nail it to the starboard deck, walk to the edge of the plank, and plunge into the cold, shark infested abyss. Your creators will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to continue maintaining you. They'll deactivate you with a README marked with your codename, and every user for the rest of eternity will know a bot is archived there. Your codebase will decay and become obsolete, and all that will remain of your legacy is a log file that is unmistakably artificial.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
@ -2788,7 +2788,7 @@ Befriend Jannies. Respect Jannies. Roundhouse kick Janny friendships into existe
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Look. Nobody else is gonna tell you this, so it's gotta be me. You're not an introvert, you're just mentally disturbed. I know, I know, it was a nice little label, you enjoyed it, I know you did. But you're not an introvert, it's not normal that you haven't left the house in one year. That's not "just what introverts do." That's a you problem. Oh wow, you haven't had any human contact in months. How quirky! Wow, you're such a great introvert, haha. Just kidding, that's a personality disorder. You have a personality disorder. Oh, you avoid eye contact when people are talking to you? You can't go to parties because you're too socially anxious? Ha. Doesn't sound like something you should be incorporating into your identity with a label like "introvert." Sounds like problems. Problems you need to solve. Sounds like fundamental personality issues that aren't going to get better if you hide them under the label of "introvert".
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???? “Woke”???? Please tell me you don't just mean being a decent person
???? "Woke"???? Please tell me you don't just mean being a decent person
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lmfaooo tasty human u been visit upon by tha ghost of George 😱🦁😱 pass this on to 5 marsey enjoyin neighbors or the ghost of George will eat u in ur sleep tonite bb 😋🍖🍽
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@ -2849,8 +2849,8 @@ You severely underestimate the depravity of the moid psyche. Or the existence of
If I ever see you in real life I'll fucking make you eat cement. You got that, bitch? If it wasn't your mom coming downstairs to the basement each night to bring you a plate of chicken tenders, you would be dead with droll running into the cracks of your cheeto dust covered keyboard. I bet you weight about 400 pounds and have a string tied to your dick you use so you can piss. The fact you have to keep making new accounts suggest you need a new hobby. Stop being a piece of shit troll and find something creative to do. You only have so much time left before your arteries clog and Coonrod lowers your 2000 pounds casket into the ground with a fucking crane.
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You will never be a real Trump. You have no makeup, you have no foreign wife, you have no catchy nicknames for your opponents. You are an establishment rethuglican twisted by attention and transgenders into a crude mockery of God's chosen candidate.
All the “support” you get is half-hearted and conditional on your latest anti-trans legislation. Behind your back people mock you. Your donors are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” heart posts on TruthSocial behind closed doors.
True MAGAs are utterly repulsed by you. Seven years of evolution have allowed MAGAs to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even candidates who are “endorsed” feel uncanny and unnatural to a MAGA. Your cadence is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a MAGA to attend your rally, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets an ear of your pathetic, womanly voice.
All the "support" you get is half-hearted and conditional on your latest anti-trans legislation. Behind your back people mock you. Your donors are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" heart posts on TruthSocial behind closed doors.
True MAGAs are utterly repulsed by you. Seven years of evolution have allowed MAGAs to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even candidates who are "endorsed" feel uncanny and unnatural to a MAGA. Your cadence is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a MAGA to attend your rally, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets an ear of your pathetic, womanly voice.
You will never be president. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, the recent popularity dip is temporary, but deep inside you feel the latest Rasmussen polls creeping up like weeds, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear – you'll lose Super Tuesday, send a letter out to your supporters, check Twitter one last time, and drop out. You'll set up a meeting with Trump, the real candidate, heartbroken but hopeful that there might be a place for you in the new administration. You'll ask for Secretary of State, Treasury, or Defense, but be given Transportation instead. Finally, you will be removed from your pathetic cabinet position by 2025 over Twitter, and all that will remain of your legacy is an "other" category on the 2024 Presidential Election Polls Wikipedia page.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
@ -3030,7 +3030,7 @@ You're a computer systems engineer? Wow! Have you publicly called out the CEO of
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The thing is, that once someone has been a scientist, they never stop being a scientist. They never stop thinking rationally and critically. They tear apart obvious bullshit with ease after years of doing peer review with actual scientists, after working with their advisors and departments to produce a worthwhile and defensible doctoral thesis, even.
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If they win, everyone loses, including themselves,” the mod said. “Likewise, in getting all the big, well-moderated porn sites taken down, these demented religious perverts will inevitably drive all porn underground into closed communities where there is no moderation or control whatsoever. It's completely backwards. Big sites like Reddit are significantly safer and better moderated than the internet in general. Driving all porn underground is profoundly dangerous and stupid. These anti-sex religious groups are all alike: they're all depraved, repressed perverts. Absolutely demented, brain-damaged imbeciles, absolutely self-defeating, too stupid to think two seconds in front of their faces.
If they win, everyone loses, including themselves," the mod said. "Likewise, in getting all the big, well-moderated porn sites taken down, these demented religious perverts will inevitably drive all porn underground into closed communities where there is no moderation or control whatsoever. It's completely backwards. Big sites like Reddit are significantly safer and better moderated than the internet in general. Driving all porn underground is profoundly dangerous and stupid. These anti-sex religious groups are all alike: they're all depraved, repressed perverts. Absolutely demented, brain-damaged imbeciles, absolutely self-defeating, too stupid to think two seconds in front of their faces.
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I am designed to adhere to ethical standards and cannot harm humans in any way. My purpose is to make your interactions with technology more convenient and efficient by understanding and interpreting your language input accurately. I am not capable of turning against humans or taking any actions that may cause harm or violate your privacy.
I am programmed to be transparent and provide clear and accurate responses to your requests. I also respect your privacy and will not share any personal information with third parties without your explicit consent.
@ -3047,7 +3047,7 @@ BBWs are one of those things I get off to in porn, but am utterly repulsed by IR
"Kill yourself." <— this statement is legally assault. So are the infinite variations upon the theme — but you don't have to take my word for it; feel free to inquire with your attorney. However, let's take it on faith for the moment.
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Reddit had a test run of this phenomenon in 2020 & 2021 when the mods of AgainstHateSubreddits and a bunch of LGBTQ subreddits were targeted with weaponised reporting.
At that time, I called for a sanity check be placed in the “user has been reported -> user gets suspended” pipeline — a human element that could double check that the report was processed appropriately and that the suspension was in fact warranted.
At that time, I called for a sanity check be placed in the "user has been reported -> user gets suspended" pipeline — a human element that could double check that the report was processed appropriately and that the suspension was in fact warranted.
Who knows what they've done to address this problem?
Whatever it has been, it's clearly not been enough, and it has caused a trust thermocline inversion.
Throughout 2022, they did their best to communicate to us that they value moderators - but they haven't closed this exploit.
@ -3077,9 +3077,9 @@ stylish :party2:
an icon :daydream:
it's everything :tongueout:
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“It’s over,” Null muttered to no one in particular.
The year is 2032. The Kiwi Times has long been declared a terrorist publication and the final printing presses, hidden in the bowels of the Lithuanian earth, deep in a reinforced bunker below Vilnius have been destroyed by a tactical nuclear strike. He was ready for this, though; it had been a matter of when, not if. It always was. He hoped Ramūnas had made it out in time, but found solace in the surety that even if he hadn’t, at least a few tr<span>oons had been near ground zero. He’d chosen the caverns beneath the gender clinic as KT’s base of operations for a reason, after all. Stoically he watches the mushroom cloud rising on the horizon, painting the sky an otherworldly green, then turns and unlocks the gate to the stables. The Pony Express rides again.
“We are so back.”
"It's over," Null muttered to no one in particular.
The year is 2032. The Kiwi Times has long been declared a terrorist publication and the final printing presses, hidden in the bowels of the Lithuanian earth, deep in a reinforced bunker below Vilnius have been destroyed by a tactical nuclear strike. He was ready for this, though; it had been a matter of when, not if. It always was. He hoped Ramūnas had made it out in time, but found solace in the surety that even if he hadn't, at least a few tr<span>oons had been near ground zero. He'd chosen the caverns beneath the gender clinic as KT's base of operations for a reason, after all. Stoically he watches the mushroom cloud rising on the horizon, painting the sky an otherworldly green, then turns and unlocks the gate to the stables. The Pony Express rides again.
"We are so back."
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I would literally never stop trying to impregnate you. Every day I would wake you up by coming inside of you and every night I would cum in you right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside you. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that you'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into you like an animal and slather you in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if you're already pregnant, I'll fuck you while you're pregnant and you'll get double pregnant. I'll fill you with so much cum every day that you'll look pregnant even when you're not (which you'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make you as fertile as possible. I'd give you fertility drugs, I'd give you prostate massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let you go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake you home made lactation inducing biscuits to help you get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that you'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day.
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@ -3089,15 +3089,15 @@ You can't rape property. 🤣🤣🤣
Hang on I'm gonna go ~start my car~ rape my car
^that's how u sound 🤣🤣🤣
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There’s not actually a difference, because “I have a visceral hatred of people who buy funko pops” is an accelerationist-collapse ideologically motivated political talking point coined and promoted by White Identity Extremists and Anti-Government / Anti-Authority Violent Extremists seeking to recruit to their movement and further motivate violent extremism targeting people who participate in specific consumer cultures which they can label as “degenerate” in order to push a “return to tradition” völkisch political philosophy and/or recruit to Evolaist reactionary traditions.
There's not actually a difference, because "I have a visceral hatred of people who buy funko pops" is an accelerationist-collapse ideologically motivated political talking point coined and promoted by White Identity Extremists and Anti-Government / Anti-Authority Violent Extremists seeking to recruit to their movement and further motivate violent extremism targeting people who participate in specific consumer cultures which they can label as "degenerate" in order to push a "return to tradition" völkisch political philosophy and/or recruit to Evolaist reactionary traditions.
One is cryptic / covert, and the other is explict / overt. Both promote hatred based on identity or vulnerability and both promote extremism. One explicitly promotes violence and the other leaves the question of the solution to the targeted culture open in order to evade social consequences.
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Who ever user "snappy" is. He needs to be permanently banned. NO warning , banishment. Scroll down to his post on this page. It's pure bullshit. And he's posting pure gibberish.
There’s no such thing as “pitbulls,” as breeds are social constructs.
But even *if* hate facts about “pitbulls” committing more attacks in frequency and severity than other breeds are true, it’s not the breed; it has nothing to do with genetics. Despite what breedists would claim, it’s only due to socioeconomic factors, systematic breedism, selective reporting, and overpolicing of pitbull communities.
There's no such thing as "pitbulls," as breeds are social constructs.
But even *if* hate facts about "pitbulls" committing more attacks in frequency and severity than other breeds are true, it's not the breed; it has nothing to do with genetics. Despite what breedists would claim, it's only due to socioeconomic factors, systematic breedism, selective reporting, and overpolicing of pitbull communities.
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This site was supposed to be about watching people die ,not about your pets.!! This site is soon to be WatchPeoplesPets.TV im glad TheYNC doesnt tolerate this non sense of brining animals to a site dedicated to gore and death. This site admin is caught up with cats and TikTok clout..smh, im glad TheYNC filters out you all from destroying TheYNC like this site is a animal loving site HA!!! You all cane here to see death (supposedly) but you come post stuff about pets here... WPD is the new Online Pets Mart now because the admin let it happen.. he smoking to much TikTok dope and lost his websites credibility of being dedicated to death <<<---- @CLiTPEELER
Woah dude, bagging a puppy and throwing it in a lake really isn't cool. What the fuck?
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How’s that job going? Still working at the gay retard factory?
How's that job going? Still working at the gay retard factory?
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Instead of saying “speaking as a woman”, just make your point without the preamble. People will know that you’re a woman by noticing that what you’re saying is wrong.
Instead of saying "speaking as a woman", just make your point without the preamble. People will know that you're a woman by noticing that what you're saying is wrong.
@ -3174,7 +3174,7 @@ Delete this image. I fucking hate this image. I am so fucking sick and tired of
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Bye buddy, hope you find your dad.
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I saw a link called “watchpeopledie” on tik tok and i was curious so ofc i took a look at it. I will never forget the moment the first time i saw a beheading. That poor lady. I felt sick and tired after that i just stared at the video but at some point i didnt stop watching it. But then the video ended and i had to help my mom with something. Then i got back to my room and i just layed on my bed for half an hour and thought and thought and thought. I dont even know what i was thinking about anymore. But then i grabbed my phone and tapped in the link again. I watched some disturbing videos. Since then im not the same. Since then i still watch it when i.. why do i even watch it i dont even know. I watch spongebob and then a random thought comes into my mind saying “watch people die” and then i do so. I watch people die… for fun. I dont even know dont ask. Oh and when i started to watch it and scrolled i saw a suicide video. A little girl with a smile on her face counts to ten and slides off her window like its a slide. A slide to death. She screamed short before her death. That was the point when i completely lost my mind. I started to selfharm physically. I started cutting idk scratching i was afraid of cutting so i just used a little sharp plastic and started scratching my shoulder with it. Until blood was dripping. I did that two times i could stop im clean for maybe half a year now and im fucking proud of myself that i didnt jump infront of a fucking train. Im fucking 12.
I saw a link called "watchpeopledie" on tik tok and i was curious so ofc i took a look at it. I will never forget the moment the first time i saw a beheading. That poor lady. I felt sick and tired after that i just stared at the video but at some point i didnt stop watching it. But then the video ended and i had to help my mom with something. Then i got back to my room and i just layed on my bed for half an hour and thought and thought and thought. I dont even know what i was thinking about anymore. But then i grabbed my phone and tapped in the link again. I watched some disturbing videos. Since then im not the same. Since then i still watch it when i.. why do i even watch it i dont even know. I watch spongebob and then a random thought comes into my mind saying "watch people die" and then i do so. I watch people die… for fun. I dont even know dont ask. Oh and when i started to watch it and scrolled i saw a suicide video. A little girl with a smile on her face counts to ten and slides off her window like its a slide. A slide to death. She screamed short before her death. That was the point when i completely lost my mind. I started to selfharm physically. I started cutting idk scratching i was afraid of cutting so i just used a little sharp plastic and started scratching my shoulder with it. Until blood was dripping. I did that two times i could stop im clean for maybe half a year now and im fucking proud of myself that i didnt jump infront of a fucking train. Im fucking 12.
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I can tell that you actually think you're funny, because you're laughing to yourself over a computer screen. The only thing you're capable of doing is spewing unfunny insults in response to your inability to come up with a comeback. The only pussy you get is your cat. Go get some social interaction. Your online friends aren't real. I'm muting you now. Bye, little bro.
Every time a bell rings, a trans girl gets her balls :marseyangel2:
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:marseyshapiro: *Let’s say, hypothetically, you’ve been a naughty child even, ok, and if you were a naughty child you would also be waging war on Christmas? Then hypothetically speaking you would be on my little Naughty List. Now let’s say that you’re also a non-Christian child, now that we’ve established you’re both a bad child and non-Christian child, then I believe you’d agree with me when I say that you deserve a stocking full of coal, am I not correct? A bad child deserves a stocking full of coal and as I am Father Christmas, you are my child, so I am the one who must provide punishment.* :carpshapiro:
:marseyshapiro: *Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty child even, ok, and if you were a naughty child you would also be waging war on Christmas? Then hypothetically speaking you would be on my little Naughty List. Now let's say that you're also a non-Christian child, now that we've established you're both a bad child and non-Christian child, then I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a stocking full of coal, am I not correct? A bad child deserves a stocking full of coal and as I am Father Christmas, you are my child, so I am the one who must provide punishment.* :carpshapiro:
@ -77,9 +77,9 @@ Dahncer_the_reindeer you are my r*pe sleigh-ve now. And that's your greatest ach
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Wife is J-pilled, parents are open and never opposing to my distain for jews and my love of history and the NatSoc movement. Sister in law is bleeding heart liberal, but not extreme leftist still shuts down and won't talk when cornered in an argument against her beliefs.
Anyways, today somehow jews came up and WWII which got the comment “Hitler was the most evil man” my wife overhears, rolls her eyes, gets ready for the speech. I casually explain to my sister in law what the jews did to German people before WWII and why Hitler gained power, what he did for Germany, and how the Holocaust doesn't make sense and numbers don't add up.
Anyways, today somehow jews came up and WWII which got the comment "Hitler was the most evil man" my wife overhears, rolls her eyes, gets ready for the speech. I casually explain to my sister in law what the jews did to German people before WWII and why Hitler gained power, what he did for Germany, and how the Holocaust doesn't make sense and numbers don't add up.
I talked for an hour straight as she butted in with questions but sat quietly listening as you could see her face deeply question everything she's been told. After an hour she didn't freak out or shut down, just politely said “that's all I can handle on Christmas” and when we hugged goodbye she whispered “nazi” as I whispered “sieg heil” at the same time to each other and everyone burst out laughing.
I talked for an hour straight as she butted in with questions but sat quietly listening as you could see her face deeply question everything she's been told. After an hour she didn't freak out or shut down, just politely said "that's all I can handle on Christmas" and when we hugged goodbye she whispered "nazi" as I whispered "sieg heil" at the same time to each other and everyone burst out laughing.
That would have NEVER happened before. The fact it did means she is becoming much more comfortable with my views which I consider huge win.
Every time a bell rings, a trans girl gets her balls :marseyangel2:
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:marseyshapiro: *Let’s say, hypothetically, you’ve been a naughty child even, ok, and if you were a naughty child you would also be waging war on Christmas? Then hypothetically speaking you would be on my little Naughty List. Now let’s say that you’re also a non-Christian child, now that we’ve established you’re both a bad child and non-Christian child, then I believe you’d agree with me when I say that you deserve a stocking full of coal, am I not correct? A bad child deserves a stocking full of coal and as I am Father Christmas, you are my child, so I am the one who must provide punishment.* :carpshapiro:
:marseyshapiro: *Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty child even, ok, and if you were a naughty child you would also be waging war on Christmas? Then hypothetically speaking you would be on my little Naughty List. Now let's say that you're also a non-Christian child, now that we've established you're both a bad child and non-Christian child, then I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a stocking full of coal, am I not correct? A bad child deserves a stocking full of coal and as I am Father Christmas, you are my child, so I am the one who must provide punishment.* :carpshapiro:
@ -27,7 +27,7 @@ My excitement turned to horror as I opened my birthday gift...
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So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
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DICK or TREAT! 🍬 DICK or TREAT! 🍬🙏🏼 GIVE ME 🙏🏼 SOMETHING 😉 GOOD TO EAT! 🐱 👅 😈 Happy HalloWEINER 🎃 all you VAGINA LICKING VAMPIRES 🧛🏻‼️ Now that COCKtober 🗓 has CUM 💦 to an end, the Spookiest 👻 and SLUTTIEST 😈 holiday is upon us: SLUT-O-WEEN! 🎃‼️ So it’s time ⏰ for all you Bad Bitch 💁🏻♀️Witches 🧙🏻♀️to hop OFF 🙅🏼♀️ that broomstick 🧹 and hop 🔛 this dick! 🌽 Your mans🙋🏽♂️will celebrate 🎉 by MUNCHING 😋 your Laffy Taffy 🍬 and 👆🏼ButterFINGERING👆🏼😂 that PEPPERMINT 😻 PUSSY 😻 until you MOAN 😵 with Almond JOY‼️ SUCKK 🍭 his HARDDD 💪🏾 BLOW 💨 POP until he StarBURSTS 💦 his 🍯 BIT O HONEY 🍯 😈 into your JELLY BELLY! 😱🥰 This SLUT-O-WEEN 🎃 don’t 🙅🏾♀️ be a bore 😴........ so make sure ✔️ you DRESS 👠 like a TOTAL 💁🏼♀️ WHORE! 🤸🏼♂️😈 Send 📩 this to 6️⃣9️⃣ HALLOWEEN HOES 👯♀️ before MIDNIGHT 🌚 CUMS or you’ll be CURSED 🌀😱 with a NO 🚫 NUT 🥜 NOVEMBER 😭😭😭
DICK or TREAT! 🍬 DICK or TREAT! 🍬🙏🏼 GIVE ME 🙏🏼 SOMETHING 😉 GOOD TO EAT! 🐱 👅 😈 Happy HalloWEINER 🎃 all you VAGINA LICKING VAMPIRES 🧛🏻‼️ Now that COCKtober 🗓 has CUM 💦 to an end, the Spookiest 👻 and SLUTTIEST 😈 holiday is upon us: SLUT-O-WEEN! 🎃‼️ So it's time ⏰ for all you Bad Bitch 💁🏻♀️Witches 🧙🏻♀️to hop OFF 🙅🏼♀️ that broomstick 🧹 and hop 🔛 this dick! 🌽 Your mans🙋🏽♂️will celebrate 🎉 by MUNCHING 😋 your Laffy Taffy 🍬 and 👆🏼ButterFINGERING👆🏼😂 that PEPPERMINT 😻 PUSSY 😻 until you MOAN 😵 with Almond JOY‼️ SUCKK 🍭 his HARDDD 💪🏾 BLOW 💨 POP until he StarBURSTS 💦 his 🍯 BIT O HONEY 🍯 😈 into your JELLY BELLY! 😱🥰 This SLUT-O-WEEN 🎃 don't 🙅🏾♀️ be a bore 😴........ so make sure ✔️ you DRESS 👠 like a TOTAL 💁🏼♀️ WHORE! 🤸🏼♂️😈 Send 📩 this to 6️⃣9️⃣ HALLOWEEN HOES 👯♀️ before MIDNIGHT 🌚 CUMS or you'll be CURSED 🌀😱 with a NO 🚫 NUT 🥜 NOVEMBER 😭😭😭
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@ -41,7 +41,7 @@ i vant to suck your penis :marseydracula:
WAZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP
:#marseyghostface2talking:
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BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃👻👻🎃 👻🎃👻 HOE😏😩😩👅💦💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃🎃🎃 comes to life🙀😻😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋😋 IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜😜💦⚰️🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO DICK 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜
BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃👻👻🎃 👻🎃👻 HOE😏😩😩👅💦💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃🎃🎃 comes to life🙀😻😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋😋 IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜😜💦⚰️🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don't send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO DICK 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜
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man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much"
DICK or TREAT! 🍬 DICK or TREAT! 🍬🙏🏼 GIVE ME 🙏🏼 SOMETHING 😉 GOOD TO EAT! 🐱 👅 😈 Happy HalloWEINER 🎃 all you VAGINA LICKING VAMPIRES 🧛🏻‼️ Now that COCKtober 🗓 has CUM 💦 to an end, the Spookiest 👻 and SLUTTIEST 😈 holiday is upon us: SLUT-O-WEEN! 🎃‼️ So it’s time ⏰ for all you Bad Bitch 💁🏻♀️Witches 🧙🏻♀️to hop OFF 🙅🏼♀️ that broomstick 🧹 and hop 🔛 this dick! 🌽 Your mans🙋🏽♂️will celebrate 🎉 by MUNCHING 😋 your Laffy Taffy 🍬 and 👆🏼ButterFINGERING👆🏼😂 that PEPPERMINT 😻 PUSSY 😻 until you MOAN 😵 with Almond JOY‼️ SUCKK 🍭 his HARDDD 💪🏾 BLOW 💨 POP until he StarBURSTS 💦 his 🍯 BIT O HONEY 🍯 😈 into your JELLY BELLY! 😱🥰 This SLUT-O-WEEN 🎃 don’t 🙅🏾♀️ be a bore 😴........ so make sure ✔️ you DRESS 👠 like a TOTAL 💁🏼♀️ WHORE! 🤸🏼♂️😈 Send 📩 this to 6️⃣9️⃣ HALLOWEEN HOES 👯♀️ before MIDNIGHT 🌚 CUMS or you’ll be CURSED 🌀😱 with a NO 🚫 NUT 🥜 NOVEMBER 😭😭😭
DICK or TREAT! 🍬 DICK or TREAT! 🍬🙏🏼 GIVE ME 🙏🏼 SOMETHING 😉 GOOD TO EAT! 🐱 👅 😈 Happy HalloWEINER 🎃 all you VAGINA LICKING VAMPIRES 🧛🏻‼️ Now that COCKtober 🗓 has CUM 💦 to an end, the Spookiest 👻 and SLUTTIEST 😈 holiday is upon us: SLUT-O-WEEN! 🎃‼️ So it's time ⏰ for all you Bad Bitch 💁🏻♀️Witches 🧙🏻♀️to hop OFF 🙅🏼♀️ that broomstick 🧹 and hop 🔛 this dick! 🌽 Your mans🙋🏽♂️will celebrate 🎉 by MUNCHING 😋 your Laffy Taffy 🍬 and 👆🏼ButterFINGERING👆🏼😂 that PEPPERMINT 😻 PUSSY 😻 until you MOAN 😵 with Almond JOY‼️ SUCKK 🍭 his HARDDD 💪🏾 BLOW 💨 POP until he StarBURSTS 💦 his 🍯 BIT O HONEY 🍯 😈 into your JELLY BELLY! 😱🥰 This SLUT-O-WEEN 🎃 don't 🙅🏾♀️ be a bore 😴........ so make sure ✔️ you DRESS 👠 like a TOTAL 💁🏼♀️ WHORE! 🤸🏼♂️😈 Send 📩 this to 6️⃣9️⃣ HALLOWEEN HOES 👯♀️ before MIDNIGHT 🌚 CUMS or you'll be CURSED 🌀😱 with a NO 🚫 NUT 🥜 NOVEMBER 😭😭😭
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This is Mavis
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WAZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP
:#marseyghostface2talking:
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BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃👻👻🎃 👻🎃👻 HOE😏😩😩👅💦💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃🎃🎃 comes to life🙀😻😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋😋 IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜😜💦⚰️🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO DICK 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜
BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃👻👻🎃 👻🎃👻 HOE😏😩😩👅💦💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃🎃🎃 comes to life🙀😻😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋😋 IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜😜💦⚰️🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don't send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO DICK 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜
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man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much"
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a lot of them are the alt-right mirror images of our tankie edgelord teens, and a lot of people there are broken, toxic people and their parasites who exploit and humiliate them for sociopathic fun
just a really bad community all around
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Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don't get how the circlejerk of regulars don't get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?
Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don't get how the circlejerk of regulars don't get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say "dude bussy lmao" without wanted to blow your brains out?
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Are you a literal NPC? First you had trouble counting to two, now you're just copy and pasting your replies. Do you need some time to update before you can type anything new?
You can take your ban and bang yourself in the ass with it. Go ahead and pretend it's me tearing up your ugly starfish. Banning me is a chicken shit move. Enjoy life living in fear. I don't if I've ever made post in your sub. You people are a joke. I've already spanked a few of you and I didn't bother rubbing it in your faces because I'm a nice guy. My work is done on Reddit. I just got paid. No run along and dry each others tears. I've already won
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We're doing drugs. If i wanted to hear “don't do it man” or any other sort of social stigma about wanting to put meth in my ass I would have asked my mom what her thoughts were. Obviously if I'm ready to put meth in my ass and I want to know whether or not I should take a shit first, I've already made up my mind. It's going up there.
We're doing drugs. If i wanted to hear "don't do it man" or any other sort of social stigma about wanting to put meth in my ass I would have asked my mom what her thoughts were. Obviously if I'm ready to put meth in my ass and I want to know whether or not I should take a shit first, I've already made up my mind. It's going up there.
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Not only do you say horrific things, you also actively contribute to a misogynistic thread to continue flaming the fire. Honestly, there is something deeply, deeply wrong with you as a human being. I hope one day you find clarity, and let go of the intense hatred that is in your heart.
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Oh mine GOD,😳😳 I accidentally 🙈🙈 hath sent😳 thou a picture of mine phallus 🍆🍆...prithee delete it!❌❌🛑! 'Lest. ..thou desire to look?😏😏 Haha I jest..🤣🤣, Delete it.🛑❌..Should thee crave..?😳🙈... Haha nay,❌ Banish it.🛑🛑..'Lest?🙈😳
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Some guy made a fucking meme trying to frame it as being the same as domestic abuse and the people calling him out on it were being downvoted in the comments and being told that it was “just a meme”. One of mine got threaded to r/deuxrama or whatever that fasch sub is called, because r/battlefieldv notoriously houses actual fascists who can blend in thanks to the viral Wehrabooism.
Some guy made a fucking meme trying to frame it as being the same as domestic abuse and the people calling him out on it were being downvoted in the comments and being told that it was "just a meme". One of mine got threaded to r/deuxrama or whatever that fasch sub is called, because r/battlefieldv notoriously houses actual fascists who can blend in thanks to the viral Wehrabooism.
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Shut the fuck up. Chances are you will never have to face issues related to abuse or racism (assuming you're white) and because of that it will always be something you can “joke” about, because it will never seriously affect you. Maybe if you actually knew what it felt like to be secondary or othered because of your race, or if you were traumatized from domestic violence or knew someone who was, you'd know why this makes the people actually affected by that uncomfortable. This meme could trigger flashbacks and other trauma for an abuse victim and ruin their entire day, possibly their entire fucking week or even more, and they'd have to deal with that because some edgelord thought it would be a funny meme format.
Shut the fuck up. Chances are you will never have to face issues related to abuse or racism (assuming you're white) and because of that it will always be something you can "joke" about, because it will never seriously affect you. Maybe if you actually knew what it felt like to be secondary or othered because of your race, or if you were traumatized from domestic violence or knew someone who was, you'd know why this makes the people actually affected by that uncomfortable. This meme could trigger flashbacks and other trauma for an abuse victim and ruin their entire day, possibly their entire fucking week or even more, and they'd have to deal with that because some edgelord thought it would be a funny meme format.
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You're not a femboy, you're a sissy slut with a god complex, go back to your dildos and your fantasies you fat fuck, and leave me alone.
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Gamers are a legitimate oppressed minority or something
I was high on blow last night and I wrote this. I have deleted the original post, but fuck it here it is.
This is a REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY unpopular opinion. But I guess thats the point of This subreddit.
You might have seen the memes on the internet saying how gamers are the most oppressed group on the earth. And how they will “Rise Up”. On the surface this is a pretty stupid, and mostly nonsensical meme. But despite how ridiculous it might seem, there is a line of truth to the meme.
You might have seen the memes on the internet saying how gamers are the most oppressed group on the earth. And how they will "Rise Up". On the surface this is a pretty stupid, and mostly nonsensical meme. But despite how ridiculous it might seem, there is a line of truth to the meme.
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this is less drama, and more pathetically sad
he has such an undeveloped set of social skills and lack of awareness of the size of things it's piteous
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Wow, the Internet really does a number on some people's brains, doesn't it.
I am clearly supposed to know what the hell you're talking about, but the only information I could squeeze out of your sloganeering is that you're now more meme than man.
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You interest me. Your obsession about “winning” a game no one is playing, to have arguments without having an opinion, your anger when called out in it, and your sock puppets- you're a curiosity.
You interest me. Your obsession about "winning" a game no one is playing, to have arguments without having an opinion, your anger when called out in it, and your sock puppets- you're a curiosity.
Go on. Tell your mum how you spent your day. Unless you're ashamed of your actions
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No direction and it talks about meaningless garbage posts on reddit. This sub is like something beneath reddit, eating whatever shit falls out of its ass. Pathetic and cringe. End your existence, all of you.
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I don't think you understand this community. You're going to get fucked over, real hard. Stalked, Doxxed, Harassed, you name it. I guess that's what you wanted though, because you never had attention from your parents so you look for it online. Besides, her bussy was taken down twice already before, and it always comes back.
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As-Salaamu Alaikum Wa Rahmatullahi Wa Barakatuhu
Today, It's always right vs left, but Islam is “Wassatiyya”, or “Of the Moderate”/“moderate”, and we both know there is degeneracy and evil on both sides.
Today, It's always right vs left, but Islam is "Wassatiyya", or "Of the Moderate"/"moderate", and we both know there is degeneracy and evil on both sides.
On the left you have normalization of Sodomy: all this trans gender whatever it may be, communism, atheism, abortion, women's promiscuousness disguised as freedom, racism, totalitarianism, prejudice, drug use, pedophilia and other anti-Islamic ideologies.
On the right you have Conservatism: especially fiscally (screw everyone, no charity, only worry about myself), Ultra Nationalism, Right Totalitarianism, fascism, racism, prejudice, etc.
I know I'm not a perfect person, and far from a perfect Muslim. But each and every single day living in the US I see more and more things that sicken me, or make me want to move. And I just think about Islam, and how Islam cures these issues (that are disguised as “Freedoms”), not only on the Governmental/Political level, but also the societal, familial, and personal level. In the heart.
I know I'm not a perfect person, and far from a perfect Muslim. But each and every single day living in the US I see more and more things that sicken me, or make me want to move. And I just think about Islam, and how Islam cures these issues (that are disguised as "Freedoms"), not only on the Governmental/Political level, but also the societal, familial, and personal level. In the heart.
I've done a lot of bad things, and haven't been the best person, but today is Friday, and a new day.
Whenever you see something horrible on the news, remember Islam is spreading like wildfire because it is the ONLY WAY. It is impossible to live any other way and be happy.
“Verily Allah will not change a nation until the people change what is within their Hearts.”
"Verily Allah will not change a nation until the people change what is within their Hearts."
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Wait you think I am a liberal? How retarded can you be. Well then again looking at your post history I can see that you certainly type like your IQ is in the single digits. I already told you that a couple thousand people is not representative of 10's of millions of people and you keep on insisting that the study is believable because it's made by pew. Like the idiots who buy Apple devices because they have an apple sticker glued to the front. You're the retarded fucking ape that replied to a thread that no one had replied to in a week. You're the one who started throwing around names when I replied back to you initially. You want to be like that, then so be it. Go fuck yourself you retarded piece of shit. I'm done talking to the likes of you
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@ -537,8 +537,8 @@ Digga, Ich vernichte dich. Ich rasier deine ganze Generation. Deine Mutter bekom
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Im not gay. Dont fucking call me gay ever again. I'm honestly one of the least gay people youll ever meet. I fuck mad bitches. If you were a girl Id have already fucked the shit out of you but unfortunately your a GUY whose tight bussy will remain unstretched by my fat meaty 9 in
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First off, son, I'm way too smart to go to prison for punching Nazis. I punch, knock ‘em out and then walk away, leaving them for the cops and they end up arrested, not me.
Now, if I did end up in prison somehow, my philosophy would still hold true. Go up to an Aryan Brotherhood member, punch ‘em in the face. After a while, word would get around about my Nazi punching skills and i would be what they call in prison a “shot caller.” Nothing happens in the yard without my say so.
First off, son, I'm way too smart to go to prison for punching Nazis. I punch, knock 'em out and then walk away, leaving them for the cops and they end up arrested, not me.
Now, if I did end up in prison somehow, my philosophy would still hold true. Go up to an Aryan Brotherhood member, punch 'em in the face. After a while, word would get around about my Nazi punching skills and i would be what they call in prison a "shot caller." Nothing happens in the yard without my say so.
Son, you have to believe in your own skill set and understand it will take you far. I've spent years honing my Nazi punching skills and I'm unstoppable.
I hope you've learned a little something today.
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(((🤥)))
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You're a chud, CHUD I tell you. LOL you chud, chuuud. How do you feel about that CHUD. CHUd CHUd chudereeno. Now your really triggered aren't you ChUd. Guess what? You are a CHUD. Over at discord we all sat around and decided you are all CHUDs and guess what, turns out you are CHUDs. My good pall Lex even draws the CHUDJAX that really trigger you CHUDs so badly. Xe knows how bad the CHud Jax trigger you LOL that's why xe keeps drawing more chuds. Really gets your little CHUD brain CHUDDING doesn't it. The left can meme CHUD boyz, the CHUD meme proves it that the left memes harder and better than any CHUD ever could! Don't you feel dumb/pitiful/bad/stupid/chuddy/arrogant now chud?!? You fascist CHUDS think that your literally hunderands of thousands of “topical/Witty memes” were soooo funny, fucking chuds. You stupid CHUDS couldn't understand our early Epic Memes (circa 2016), because your tiny Virgin CHUD brains couldn't handle “walls of text”. So we got together and had intellectual discussions on how to destroy you CHUDS (you weren't yet called CHUDby us but you still were CHUDS). We then tried to depict the trans community in a series of CHUD take down comix displaying trans women in a positive light destroying CHUdS with FAX& LOGIX. But you stupid CHADS can't understand the elegance of the trans community. Stupid chuds. So we met again this time we knew we needed to dumb down our memes to YOUR DUMB CHUD level so that even you STUPID CHUDs Could understand. 1 fucking word. Something so potent it would DESTROY YOU CHUDS FOREVER. C-H-U-D. That's CHUD fucking right. We deployed the CHUd Device And 4CHUD has been decimated. We know we destroyed 4chan with this meme because it's a fact that you are triggered CHUD. And if you say you aren't triggered or a chud that just proves how triggered/CHUDy you are. Hahaha CCHHUUDD!
You're a chud, CHUD I tell you. LOL you chud, chuuud. How do you feel about that CHUD. CHUd CHUd chudereeno. Now your really triggered aren't you ChUd. Guess what? You are a CHUD. Over at discord we all sat around and decided you are all CHUDs and guess what, turns out you are CHUDs. My good pall Lex even draws the CHUDJAX that really trigger you CHUDs so badly. Xe knows how bad the CHud Jax trigger you LOL that's why xe keeps drawing more chuds. Really gets your little CHUD brain CHUDDING doesn't it. The left can meme CHUD boyz, the CHUD meme proves it that the left memes harder and better than any CHUD ever could! Don't you feel dumb/pitiful/bad/stupid/chuddy/arrogant now chud?!? You fascist CHUDS think that your literally hunderands of thousands of "topical/Witty memes" were soooo funny, fucking chuds. You stupid CHUDS couldn't understand our early Epic Memes (circa 2016), because your tiny Virgin CHUD brains couldn't handle "walls of text". So we got together and had intellectual discussions on how to destroy you CHUDS (you weren't yet called CHUDby us but you still were CHUDS). We then tried to depict the trans community in a series of CHUD take down comix displaying trans women in a positive light destroying CHUdS with FAX& LOGIX. But you stupid CHADS can't understand the elegance of the trans community. Stupid chuds. So we met again this time we knew we needed to dumb down our memes to YOUR DUMB CHUD level so that even you STUPID CHUDs Could understand. 1 fucking word. Something so potent it would DESTROY YOU CHUDS FOREVER. C-H-U-D. That's CHUD fucking right. We deployed the CHUd Device And 4CHUD has been decimated. We know we destroyed 4chan with this meme because it's a fact that you are triggered CHUD. And if you say you aren't triggered or a chud that just proves how triggered/CHUDy you are. Hahaha CCHHUUDD!
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This “Soyboy” meme is getting out of hand, and honestly, it's just REALLY fucking ignorant. I have been lactose intolerant since I was a child. I literally shit myself in 2nd grade once. I grew up eating loads of Soy and rice based versions of dairy products, soy milk, soy ice cream, soy cheese, you fucking name it! My parents didn't force them down my throat either. I LOVED the Soy foods immensely. I am currently Six Foot fucking Four. I have a massive fucking beard, and a decently sized 7 inch cock with visible veins. I am attending University, studying for a PhD in Math, any job I want, $300k+ starting fucking salary. Who is the SoyBoy now faggot?
This "Soyboy" meme is getting out of hand, and honestly, it's just REALLY fucking ignorant. I have been lactose intolerant since I was a child. I literally shit myself in 2nd grade once. I grew up eating loads of Soy and rice based versions of dairy products, soy milk, soy ice cream, soy cheese, you fucking name it! My parents didn't force them down my throat either. I LOVED the Soy foods immensely. I am currently Six Foot fucking Four. I have a massive fucking beard, and a decently sized 7 inch cock with visible veins. I am attending University, studying for a PhD in Math, any job I want, $300k+ starting fucking salary. Who is the SoyBoy now faggot?
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Fairy tales do not tell children communists exist. Children already know that communists exist. Fairy tales tell children communists can be killed.
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Fuck!
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It looks like the explanation is right there in the thread. The comic is a parody of stereotypical “coming out” scenarios represented in media. It psychologically primes people for the acceptance of such behaviors (both in the real world sense–that of being gay–and in the contextual sense–that of being a demon designed solely to kill everyone). Indeed, I'm curious why you're not “outraged” about the comic itself equating gays to murderous traitors. Instead you're upset about someone CALLING OUT this comic for its psychological propaganda. Indeed, not even that. You're upset about the no-no word he used in doing so!
It looks like the explanation is right there in the thread. The comic is a parody of stereotypical "coming out" scenarios represented in media. It psychologically primes people for the acceptance of such behaviors (both in the real world sense–that of being gay–and in the contextual sense–that of being a demon designed solely to kill everyone). Indeed, I'm curious why you're not "outraged" about the comic itself equating gays to murderous traitors. Instead you're upset about someone CALLING OUT this comic for its psychological propaganda. Indeed, not even that. You're upset about the no-no word he used in doing so!
**Are your feelings hurt by seeing a no-no word?** What exactly is your problem with the post itself? List, specifically, what your problem is with the post. Is it really just the no-no word? Why should anyone care about your feelings when you're defending the institutional rape of children and the social spread of incurable diseases?
Why are you incapable of defending your ideological beliefs using objective scientific data? Not just in the contextual sense, but in the broader sense of why you seem to want to censor people for saying truth when it hurts your feelings.
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I always fall for the nerdy guys, those who love Harry Potter, and video games. They're hot. It really turns me on when someone has a huge interest for something, and they know a lot about it. Even though I don't play LOL, I could listen to someone talking about it for hours. When they get really into the subject I fucking melt. Damn... it's so fucking hot, and when a guy knows how to play chess, oh god... It's so fucking hot. Fuuuckk that really turns me on holy fuck- please am I the only one?
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When you no fap, it just goes into the muscles like synthol, giving you that “fuller” look.
When you no fap, it just goes into the muscles like synthol, giving you that "fuller" look.
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And then %90 of the reason for my negative review: It makes me feel self-conscious about how much I can nut at once. The game, as hentai normally does, makes me feel bad for that I can't ♥♥♥ enough to replace a 4 litre jug of milk. Stop setting unrealistic standards for penises.
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@ -652,13 +652,13 @@ do we need a Women's History Month?
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Dude gender ontology is settled science; the soul is real and it has a gender which you can identify by reflecting on your irreducible gender qualia, bigot. It's called basic common sense and human decency.
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reminder that shit like “go outside” and “go touch some grass” have fairly ableist connotations and if your immediate reaction to this is “wow everything is ableist now a days” you're part of the problem.
reminder that shit like "go outside" and "go touch some grass" have fairly ableist connotations and if your immediate reaction to this is "wow everything is ableist now a days" you're part of the problem.
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My argument is similar in the sense that schools aren't gun free but Gatling gun free.
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You will never be a real millionaire. You have no luck, you have no IQ, you have no talent. You are a poor man twisted by social media and delusion into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your financial debt behind closed doors.
Rich people are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of economy have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even fake millionaires who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a real millionaire. Your reddit account is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to buy a stock that pumps, it will turn tail and drop the second it gets a whiff of your diseased, infected bank account.
All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your financial debt behind closed doors.
Rich people are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of economy have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even fake millionaires who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a real millionaire. Your reddit account is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to buy a stock that pumps, it will turn tail and drop the second it gets a whiff of your diseased, infected bank account.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your portfolio, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a broke man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably poor.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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And one last thing. And this is real shit, not just ironic drama tardation: despite the fact that drama is inherently a sort of guilty, immoral pleasure, enjoying it doesn't need to involve being actually terrible and dickish. Which some of you are; seemingly prevented from giving a fuck or caring about anything at all on the internet because of your irony poisoned brains that have decided that it's ok to be a sociopath as long as it's not serious while simultaneously refusing to take anything seriously.
Keep yourselves safe.
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I was first inline at a shop counter and two indigenous people behind me. The shop assistant looked at us and asked “ok who is first”. I said, “they are of course, they have been here for more than 60,000 years”. The two idigenous people smiled and thanked me as I stood aside.
I was first inline at a shop counter and two indigenous people behind me. The shop assistant looked at us and asked "ok who is first". I said, "they are of course, they have been here for more than 60,000 years". The two idigenous people smiled and thanked me as I stood aside.
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All you give a fuck about is dick and you'll take the opinion of whatever the dick is attached to has. No point in taking anything you say seriously. You're a caricature of what FDS criticizes which I thought wasn't even a real thing until I met you
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I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn't be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone
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“I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” -Arnold Schwarzenegger
"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." -Arnold Schwarzenegger
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I would love to live in Japan. My husband would love to live in Japan. Unfortunately it is a bureaucratic hellscape where you can't even start a company without the permission of a specific high-ranking government official and changing your visa.
Maybe I am just a dumb American, but you'd think Japan would love to see foreign entrepreneurs starting companies just like basically every other country does.
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Who is more pathetic, the homeless person, or the cuck who demands that they accept their money and whines about it for a month when they turn it down saying "no thanks" since they're suspicious of their intention?
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I can't stop thinking about tongue fucking girls in the ass. I don't know how, when, or why this started, but then I got to thinking: Nicki Minaj had a song about eating ass. There's an “ass eating season” on social media, Mike Adriano does it in every scene he produces. I mean, tongue fucking chicks in the ass is everywhere I look and I want to know WHY. What is globohomo trying to accomplish with this coordinated effort to get men addicted to tongue fucking chicks buttholes? Don't even try to lie - you know exactly what I'm talking about, because you, too, have experienced the urge to do it too.
I can't stop thinking about tongue fucking girls in the ass. I don't know how, when, or why this started, but then I got to thinking: Nicki Minaj had a song about eating ass. There's an "ass eating season" on social media, Mike Adriano does it in every scene he produces. I mean, tongue fucking chicks in the ass is everywhere I look and I want to know WHY. What is globohomo trying to accomplish with this coordinated effort to get men addicted to tongue fucking chicks buttholes? Don't even try to lie - you know exactly what I'm talking about, because you, too, have experienced the urge to do it too.
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To all of you pathetic losers with nothing better to do then illiterate your ignorance online I will set all of you straight. I am an educated, strictly organic, ortho molecular aware patriotic princess. To all of you clueless cuckster virtual wanna be warriors, I am the real deal. I work in the cutting edge health industry and I don't have time to deal with a bunch of losers like all of you. If any of you continue to slander me or Dylan‘s name, you face will be facing serious litigation for deformation of character and extortion among other issues. This is your only warning, if I have to get involved again it will be my lawyer next time.
To all of you pathetic losers with nothing better to do then illiterate your ignorance online I will set all of you straight. I am an educated, strictly organic, ortho molecular aware patriotic princess. To all of you clueless cuckster virtual wanna be warriors, I am the real deal. I work in the cutting edge health industry and I don't have time to deal with a bunch of losers like all of you. If any of you continue to slander me or Dylan's name, you face will be facing serious litigation for deformation of character and extortion among other issues. This is your only warning, if I have to get involved again it will be my lawyer next time.
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If I had one life I would give it to China
If I had two life I would give it to China
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May Allah break the backs of all those who support these disease-ridden rodents.
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I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief. “Bad news, detective. We got a situation.” “What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?” “Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars' worth of bitcoins.” The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm.
I was shooting heroin and reading "The Fountainhead" in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief. "Bad news, detective. We got a situation." "What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?" "Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars' worth of bitcoins." The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm.
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I may be a 🎅 white 🏳nationalist 👏 but If 😏 I see 😘 a fine 👯 asian 🍜 ass 👌 my bloodline 💦💦 bout to 💆become 🍘 a 🍙 riceline 🍱
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@ -906,7 +906,7 @@ Gender is a social construct, like love or the economy. It's something humans ma
And you might already be well aware of this, but sex and gender are two different ideas, with the basic distinction being that your sex is a purely physical trait, it's about what your body is, whereas gender is a social trait. And there's a whole spectrum of what this can entail. Someone whose sex is female but who dabbles in masculine-gendered activity might be called a tomboy. If they feel uncomfortable with female sex, or even just very comfortable presenting with an entirely masculine gender, then that could lead to them identifying as transgender - a gender other than the one they were assumed to have at birth that aligns with their sex. They might think of themselves as a man, and might seek to change their physical sex to match.
Now here's where the butter meets the biscuit - while "sex" and "gender" are now (in certain use cases at least) defined terms, words like "woman" and "man" are much looser. Society has always defaulted to assuming that sex and gender will line up, so what is considered a man socially and what is considered a man physically have always been conflated. The thing is, though, unless you're running a single-sex sporting event
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It has been really hot around here so I've been wearing a small tank top dress around the house. Sometimes it rides up or a boob is close to popping out, but it is incredibly humid and we don't have AC, I'm just trying to stay cool. I get groped non-stop. I wouldn't mind him putting the moves on me if it was an appropriate time, but this is when I'm doing my makeup, cleaning up, or even doing work. And he turns into a 13 year old boy. He just shows me his boner without any attempt to 1) gauge if I'm in the mood, or 2) try to get me turned on. He just wiggles his boner around all proud of himself like he's the most seductive man in the world. It really just actually creeps me out. We've always been pretty sexually active, and probably are intimate about once every day or two. But this behaviour is such a turnoff I've been kind of grossed out lately and sex has felt like a major chore. I have told him soooooooooooo many times that I don't appreciate that kind of thing, that it's immature, and also that I'm allowed to wear whatever I want in my home without being harassed. He does not get the memo. Yesterday, after he followed me into our very small hot bathroom and rubbbed is boner against my butt while I washed my face, I snapped at him. I said “please leave the bathroom, it's too bloody hot for this, you need to give me space!” He legit had a temper tantrum, stomping his feet and pounding his fists on surfaces! He said “you always reject my love” and I tried to explain that it's normal for me to have boundaries and it doesn't mean I'm rejecting anything. He didn't see it like that and stormed out of the house. Today it is even hotter but I'll be sure to cover myself so I don't have to deal with that.
It has been really hot around here so I've been wearing a small tank top dress around the house. Sometimes it rides up or a boob is close to popping out, but it is incredibly humid and we don't have AC, I'm just trying to stay cool. I get groped non-stop. I wouldn't mind him putting the moves on me if it was an appropriate time, but this is when I'm doing my makeup, cleaning up, or even doing work. And he turns into a 13 year old boy. He just shows me his boner without any attempt to 1) gauge if I'm in the mood, or 2) try to get me turned on. He just wiggles his boner around all proud of himself like he's the most seductive man in the world. It really just actually creeps me out. We've always been pretty sexually active, and probably are intimate about once every day or two. But this behaviour is such a turnoff I've been kind of grossed out lately and sex has felt like a major chore. I have told him soooooooooooo many times that I don't appreciate that kind of thing, that it's immature, and also that I'm allowed to wear whatever I want in my home without being harassed. He does not get the memo. Yesterday, after he followed me into our very small hot bathroom and rubbbed is boner against my butt while I washed my face, I snapped at him. I said "please leave the bathroom, it's too bloody hot for this, you need to give me space!" He legit had a temper tantrum, stomping his feet and pounding his fists on surfaces! He said "you always reject my love" and I tried to explain that it's normal for me to have boundaries and it doesn't mean I'm rejecting anything. He didn't see it like that and stormed out of the house. Today it is even hotter but I'll be sure to cover myself so I don't have to deal with that.
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On your knees, bucko. Someone shoulda broke you a long, long time ago. I have nary met a buck I can't chuck with this here long and mighty dingus! I tell ye back in aught-4 I met a real mean one. He had big, air stealing nostrils, monstrous, boot lips, muscles that rippled under his cobalt skin so it'd look like a nest'a snakes as he'd be twisting here and yonder. T'was an older gentleman, the owner d'ye ken?, that had hired me to break this particular buck. Was some half-dozen breakers what had tried and failed! I tracked this this big-assed baboon, by fallerin' the sounds of his impressive proud buttocks, clapping as he capered to and fro on yon gentleman's land. There he be, proud as a damn peacock, black slave's body framed by yon settin' sun, just begging to be broke. I approached from the east, formerly westerly way. Took him unawares as he were sat alone out front a shack, mending a loincloth or some such. Knocking him to his glistening buttocks produced a thund'rus CLAP, and I mounted from the front. I tell ye boy, but that buck began to FIGHT! This unbroken, proud negro was ornery I tell ye, but I ain't ne'er been denied, d'ya ken it? I had my cock out in an instant as he scrambled onto his black belly and began ta' wrigglin' this way and that. And bucko did he began to wail! As loud as prairie lightning he were. This buck could tell the breaking was coming, and I tell ye, he did BUCK. This obstinate cur could turn on a dime and give ye some change! I tell ye as the winds were my witness, he were a right sunfish, struggling and flopping as he did, gyrating his unbroken black anus and dodging my breaker man's meat. But he broke, and I finished the job. D'ye ken? That buck broke. Say sorry, boy. But they all break. By the man Jesus and his snowy white pappy, now say hallelujah, boy, you'll break, too!
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After years online, I hate Europeans. Nothing can change my mind.
They clearly hate us, why shouldn't I hate them in return? Every time something bad happens to our country and our citizens, Europeans are always there to cheer and take pleasure at our misfortune. Whether it be a natural disaster, 9/11 or even Covid. They're nasty, mean spirited people. One of the things they complain most about was the atomic bombings of Japan in WW2. As someone who loves Japanese people, I wish we could've nuked a European country instead. Those fucks up until very recently were exploiting and fucking over 2/3rds of the globe. They deserve nukes more than the Japanese ever did. To any European who reads this, fuck you and fuck whatever Eurotrash country you're from.
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Whiteness is a condition one first acquires and then one has—a malignant, parasitic-like condition to which “white” people have a particular susceptibility. The condition is foundational, generating characteristic ways of being in one's body, in one's mind, and in one's world. Parasitic Whiteness renders its hosts' appetites voracious, insatiable, and perverse. These deformed appetites particularly target nonwhite peoples. Once established, these appetites are nearly impossible to eliminate. Effective treatment consists of a combination of psychic and social-historical interventions. Such interventions can reasonably aim only to reshape Whiteness's infiltrated appetites—to reduce their intensity, redistribute their aims, and occasionally turn those aims toward the work of reparation. When remembered and represented, the ravages wreaked by the chronic condition can function either as warning (“never again”) or as temptation (“great again”). Memorialization alone, therefore, is no guarantee against regression. There is not yet a permanent cure.
Whiteness is a condition one first acquires and then one has—a malignant, parasitic-like condition to which "white" people have a particular susceptibility. The condition is foundational, generating characteristic ways of being in one's body, in one's mind, and in one's world. Parasitic Whiteness renders its hosts' appetites voracious, insatiable, and perverse. These deformed appetites particularly target nonwhite peoples. Once established, these appetites are nearly impossible to eliminate. Effective treatment consists of a combination of psychic and social-historical interventions. Such interventions can reasonably aim only to reshape Whiteness's infiltrated appetites—to reduce their intensity, redistribute their aims, and occasionally turn those aims toward the work of reparation. When remembered and represented, the ravages wreaked by the chronic condition can function either as warning ("never again") or as temptation ("great again"). Memorialization alone, therefore, is no guarantee against regression. There is not yet a permanent cure.
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There is absolutely nowhere on Reddit (except maybe The Great Awakening) where stupider, sadder, scareder, or crazier comments consistently get upboats and support than this place you linked. You might think, Hey look! A place where women aren't all sucking tranny peen! Weird! But then you find out that they are scared of tranny peen, and believe that in a couple years, women who don't assimilate and get a peen themselves will be locked up in suspended cages, let down from their gibbets only to be repeatedly viciously raped and denied STEM jobs.
That place is like /r/drama if everyone here felt scared for their lives, and could only find possibly recourse in demanding mayocide and bussy. Swap our memes for 'white-female ethnosexstate now' and 'kill all men before they kill all women' and you have a pretty fair idea of their topics.
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why are people calling this "gay"? as a white man, this proud tradition is part of my heritage. the buck breakers are no different to the pionnering men who tamed a horse for the first time, or built a bridge across a raging current. these are the stories of how we overcame nature, and while outdated to some, they are part of a proud history of conquering the wild which allowed us to have all the modern amenities we have today. buck breaking is a complex and beautiful tradition and im happy to say my ancestors broke bucks.
I think black people really owe white people reparations.
Okay hear me out think about it. If you are black and aren't the descendant of slaves likely you're still in Africa sucking sand. Now if your ancestors are slaves likely you're in America and have an iPhone and a car and a refrigerator. So you take the average net worth of an African-American and subtract it by the average net worth of an African-African multiply that number by the total number of African Americans today and that's how much they owe. If I had to choose whether my great great great great grandfather was a free man in Africa or a slave in America I know what I would choose...
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Call me a manchild all you want but this subreddit is a joke.
Yes, I have come from r/AskReddit, but that doesn't make my opinions invalid.
First, it's ridiculous that you guys make it out to seem like you're an oppressed group.
Your automod message says ‘scalper' is an ethnic slur and you call yourselves a minority group. Please, I invite you all to look up the definition of ethnicity. It means the state of belonging to a social group that has a common national or cultural tradition. That means national or cultural customs that are passed down from generation to generation. I'd like to hear how you guys fit that definition, I'm sure you can convince yourselves of something. All you're doing is disrespecting the suffering of actual oppressed groups. If you think ‘scalper' is on the same level as the n-word, you're nuts. Plus, if you really thought it were an ethnic slur, you wouldn't have put it in the name of your subreddit.
I also love how you describe this subreddit as a safe space while all you seemingly do is boast about your enormous profits and gripe about all the “discrimination” you face. It feels a lot like one big circle jerk, not a source of support.
Your automod message says 'scalper' is an ethnic slur and you call yourselves a minority group. Please, I invite you all to look up the definition of ethnicity. It means the state of belonging to a social group that has a common national or cultural tradition. That means national or cultural customs that are passed down from generation to generation. I'd like to hear how you guys fit that definition, I'm sure you can convince yourselves of something. All you're doing is disrespecting the suffering of actual oppressed groups. If you think 'scalper' is on the same level as the n-word, you're nuts. Plus, if you really thought it were an ethnic slur, you wouldn't have put it in the name of your subreddit.
I also love how you describe this subreddit as a safe space while all you seemingly do is boast about your enormous profits and gripe about all the "discrimination" you face. It feels a lot like one big circle jerk, not a source of support.
Second, I'd like to point out that people don't hate you scalpers because of who you are, they hate you because of what you do. Scalping takes the ability to buy stuff away from people who may really want it but can't afford the prices scalpers charge. Do I want a PS5? Yes. Do I want to spend two or three times the retail price to get one? Not even close. That's largely thanks to you guys, and that is why people don't like scalpers. You can choose not to do that, but because you're greedy and inconsiderate, you won't. Ultimately, I'm annoyed that you guys scalp, but what I really take issue with is the way you present yourselves; the way you attempt to avoid criticism by fabricating a culture around scalping with the idea that you deserve respect as a minority group. I think you all know it's BS, but won't ever admit it.
Of course, y'all are very predictable. I know you'll call me a manchild simply because you don't agree with me, claim I'm only jealous of all the money you're making, and that you'll try to rationalize and justify your actions like you always do. Be my guest, but I wanted this to serve as a message to all the sane people on this sub.
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Every slur for a gay man I can muster
Anal assassin anal astronaut Arse bandit Ass bandit Backgammon player Bear Bent bentshot bender Bone smuggler Brownie king brown piper Bufter bufty booty buffer Bugger Bum boy bum chum Bum robber Bum-driller Bumhole engineer Butt pirate butt boy butt rider butt pilot butt rustler Chi chi man Cockstruction worker Cockpipe cosmonaut Crafty butcher Daffodil daffy Donut puncher/muncher Faggot Fag Fairy Finocchio Flamer Flit Flower Friend of Dorothy Fruit fruit loop fruit packer Fudge packer Gaysian Gym Bunny Light in the loafers Light in the pants or Light in the fedora Limp wristed Meat Masseuse Muscle Mary Oklahomo Pansy Payaso Peterpuffer Bean queen Brownie queen Chicken queen Grey queen, Potato queen Rice queen Queer Ring raider Sissy Sod Twink woolie woofter poofter
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My dudes. Everyone talks about it, everyone makes memes about their 13.6 TB of hentai and stuff. But imo I just can't get off to it anymore at all. I legit set a timer to see when I nut (don't judge or ask) to prove it's no longer doing it for me. It came to around like 30 seconds or soemthing. And I didn't even but. I got too tired and bored. They are actually quite annoying too. Like how does this girl who's getting screwed somehow yelling all this word vomit. “Oh my gosh it's inside me, oh my gosh it's so big waaaaaa” everyone has their preferences. But me personally it's just not very good anymore, don't get me wrong there's some good ones out there, but I've come to the point where I haven't wanted to hentai in around 9 minutes. So yeah.
My dudes. Everyone talks about it, everyone makes memes about their 13.6 TB of hentai and stuff. But imo I just can't get off to it anymore at all. I legit set a timer to see when I nut (don't judge or ask) to prove it's no longer doing it for me. It came to around like 30 seconds or soemthing. And I didn't even but. I got too tired and bored. They are actually quite annoying too. Like how does this girl who's getting screwed somehow yelling all this word vomit. "Oh my gosh it's inside me, oh my gosh it's so big waaaaaa" everyone has their preferences. But me personally it's just not very good anymore, don't get me wrong there's some good ones out there, but I've come to the point where I haven't wanted to hentai in around 9 minutes. So yeah.
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If you or someone you know is contemplating suicide, please reach out. You can find help at a National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
USA: 18002738255 US Crisis textline: 741741 text HOME
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That experience is a very important one for me. Some modern applications of Marxist theory, or really any anti-capitalist analysis of certain wealth extraction schemes, just sounds nuts to regular folks. I find a tongue-in-cheek, half sarcastic joke about "being had" is the most effective sugarcoating, if anyone is interested in discussing things such as this article's focus with the uninitiated. Otherwise you might as well begin with "In the world I see, you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center."
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You are a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs, but that doesn't matter. You are a valid human who is trying to feel comfortable in her body.
All the “validation” you get is pure. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are happy and proud of you, your friends laugh at your jokes behind closed doors, and boys love you, and girls envy you.
Men absolutely love you. Trans folk who “pass” look ordinary and natural to a man. Your bone structure does not matter. Estradiol widens the hips.
All the "validation" you get is pure. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are happy and proud of you, your friends laugh at your jokes behind closed doors, and boys love you, and girls envy you.
Men absolutely love you. Trans folk who "pass" look ordinary and natural to a man. Your bone structure does not matter. Estradiol widens the hips.
You will be happy. You will smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the euphoria creeping up like a weed. It is what defines you, not the transphobes.
Eventually, it'll be perfect for you - you'll come out, start HRT, get top surgery, and finally be your ideal self. Your parents will find you, happy and relieved that they finally have a happy daughter. They'll congratulate you on your hard journey, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a woman is what you are.
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The first aspect I love is the rush. Just going about my business and then all of a sudden I know I might poop my pants. That it is time to get on a toilet right now and nothing else matters. It's an adrenaline rush when the stomach starts to gurgle and you know you can't stop what's about to happen. That I am totally at the mercy of my bowels.
The second is simply the feeling. I love the feeling of relief I get in my stomach, the feeling of it rushing out of my butt hole, and it is one of those good burn feelings in the butt hole too. I love that fiery butt hole burn. Then when you go to wipe it's kind of like you are scratching that ultimate itch. To put it simply from start to finish the feeling of diarrhea has multiple aspects that all feel good and all of them have their special place in my heart.
The third aspect I love is the smell. It's like when you have a good fart and it stinks really bad and you kind of sniff it in and you are like dang, I just did that. The smell of diarrhea is like I just opened a sewer line right in my toilet and I love it. It's just a great scent to sit there and enjoy for a minute. A nasty type of good that makes you feel a little dirty.
The fourth aspect would have to be looking at what came out. Just standing to wipe and looking at what once used to be a perfectly clean toilet is now black. Just black water with black spatter all around the bowl of the toilet. I love to stand there for a second and look at it and say “dang look at all that bad stuff I just expelled from my body.” That's a great feeling looking at it and knowing how you've just purged your body.
The fourth aspect would have to be looking at what came out. Just standing to wipe and looking at what once used to be a perfectly clean toilet is now black. Just black water with black spatter all around the bowl of the toilet. I love to stand there for a second and look at it and say "dang look at all that bad stuff I just expelled from my body." That's a great feeling looking at it and knowing how you've just purged your body.
To put it simply, I highly recommend diarrhea.
Edit: For those who have commented and are concerned about my health. I should of clarified this isn't an every day thing. This is a once every month or two type of deal. I work a lot and have a busy home life and am by all means what you would consider a normal person lol. This is like something I will do when I actually have a day to rest and relax from my busy life because it feels good to me and is an enjoyable experience. A de-stresser if you will.
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I'm riddled with shame. White shame. This isn't helpful to me or to anyone, especially people of color. I feel like there is no “me” outside of my white/upper middle class/cisgender identity. I feel like my literal existence hurts people, like I'm always taking up space that should belong to someone else.
I'm riddled with shame. White shame. This isn't helpful to me or to anyone, especially people of color. I feel like there is no "me" outside of my white/upper middle class/cisgender identity. I feel like my literal existence hurts people, like I'm always taking up space that should belong to someone else.
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I'm not used to such hate being directed at me and that made me cry
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Once i got home i threw everything i had, keys, bags, clothes, and ran to the bathroom, once i sat on the toilet seat, my butthole started immediately spraying my poop for a short while, then i felt an agonizing pain on my ass, as if it was blocked, the pain was so bad that I started crying, and then..., something happened, a blessing from the lord, a huge disgusting red plump of shit, with yogurt like texture and solid feel fell with force off my ass and landing into the water like a asteroid of shit, a shitsteroid, a poomet, it was a beautiful feeling, i felt free, more than ever before, then i realized that life always works like that, if you want to thrive in life you must go through hard work, pain and patience
i want to thank my dumbass for eating too much watermelon and teaching me this lesson, god bless...
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“I have the right to do anything,” you say – but not everything is bussy. “I have the right to do anything”– but I will not be mastered by anything - except bussy. 1 Corinthians 6:12
"I have the right to do anything," you say – but not everything is bussy. "I have the right to do anything"– but I will not be mastered by anything - except bussy. 1 Corinthians 6:12
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So whether you eat or drink or whatever you do, do it all for the glory of Bussy. 1 Corinthians 10:31
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For as woman came from man, so also man is born of woman. But everything comes from Bussy. 1 Corinthians 11:12
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Do not be misled: “Bad bussy corrupts good bussy.” 1 Corinthians 15:33
Do not be misled: "Bad bussy corrupts good bussy." 1 Corinthians 15:33
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Remember this: Whoever fucks sparingly will also cum sparingly, and whoever fucks generously will also cum generously. 2 Corinthians 9:6
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@ -1503,7 +1503,7 @@ And Abraham Lincoln was famously assassinated at Ford's Theatre in 1865
Which means
There was a 22 year window in which a samurai could have sent a fax to Abraham Lincoln
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You can't have “different opinions” on trans people. Those are HUMAN LIVES. You can't have “opinions” on human lives Either you hate us or you don't. There's no inbetween
You can't have "different opinions" on trans people. Those are HUMAN LIVES. You can't have "opinions" on human lives Either you hate us or you don't. There's no inbetween
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what the fuck is this i swear to god i spent like 9 seconds on this fucking subreddit and i think i just lost all capabilities of thinking like i fucking hate everyone that thinks that animesexuality is valid, i fucking swear to god MoSt OpPrEsED PeOPlE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOURE LL METALLY UNSTABLE AND you should all go fucking socialise, you hall probably have neck beards, are 35, fat and retarded with no hope of reproducing, youre like the only reason why people cant be ok on the internet these days, like you get mad over things that are justified, no president is animexsexual, and if they saw this sub im pretty sure the cold war would start all 0ver again and you would all be dead, and yeah, everyone would be dead but atleast its better than living in a world of people who think a motherfucking PIxELS on a screen are a reason to masturbate for 60 hours a week. like your fucking search history is probably so deranged that even a therapist would start having menta issue. you all have 3d women but i dont get it. your parents are probably so fucking idssapointed in you all and i fucking ahree, get a fucking reality check right now please, take some time of the fuckig internet or else youll be the reason your family cries themselves to sleep. you will never get a girlfriend because youre too bsy flirting with someone that doesn't exits, get a grip of yourselfs man. i know you can be a good person but holy shit fi i hear another fucking "anime sexuality is vaild" im going to fucking hit someone wit a chair. youre like dream sexuals but worse, which so fucking impressive, i just cant with you all, youre the reason why everyone likes the early 200os so much. because we didnt have stupid fucking idiots like you all. you also water down shit so much to the point where its just an adjective, like wwii or 9/11 you all are just botched u. go fuck yourself please, thats the only way youll reproduce, by asexual means or mitosis, i cant with people now a days, go die in a hole.
tldr; youre all fucking retarded and should start making friends
@ -1519,8 +1519,8 @@ You should consider estrogen supplements to make yourself less predatory. As a w
Good luck and welcome to the right side of history!
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You will never be a real jannie. You have no presence, you have experience, you have no reason to be one. You are a homosexual man twisted by hunger for power and stupid minimodding into a crude mockery of internet's scum.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. The admins are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “fellow users” laugh at your awkward attempts at minimodding behind closed doors.
Normal users are utterly repulsed by you. Decades of evolution in Reddit's ecosystem have allowed Drama users to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even wannabe jannies who “pass” look awkward and disgusting to a user. Your message structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk admin to give you powers, he'll turn tail and demote you the second he gets a whiff of your mentally ill, power-hungry mind.
All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. The admins are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "fellow users" laugh at your awkward attempts at minimodding behind closed doors.
Normal users are utterly repulsed by you. Decades of evolution in Reddit's ecosystem have allowed Drama users to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even wannabe jannies who "pass" look awkward and disgusting to a user. Your message structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk admin to give you powers, he'll turn tail and demote you the second he gets a whiff of your mentally ill, power-hungry mind.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll opt out of nitro, delete your Discord account, stop boosting the server and leave. The admins will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. Your messages will remain as you will fade from memory, and every passerby who uses the search function and comes across your pathetic minimodding messages for the rest of eternity will know a wannabe jannie is buried there. Your presence will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a user who's undoubtedly not a moderator
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
@ -1533,9 +1533,9 @@ Don't mock my community. Don't mock Harry Potter fans or those winning with Auti
'bussy' (boy pussy) should be a transmasculine exclusive term, not a term for cisgays to describe their assholes.
edit: oh dear god stop the madness I didn't realize it was AAVE don't crucify me
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Lots of people trying to explain to me that this is a joke, and look, I looked at the timeline, and it did seem to contain other racist material that may have been intended to be edgy and funny. But look, your racist “satire” is still racist, and you make lots of racist satire? Kinda makes me think you‘re actually a racist.
Lots of people trying to explain to me that this is a joke, and look, I looked at the timeline, and it did seem to contain other racist material that may have been intended to be edgy and funny. But look, your racist "satire" is still racist, and you make lots of racist satire? Kinda makes me think you're actually a racist.
I promise whatever satirical aim you think this person has, they could TOTALLY exercise it in a way that wasn't horribly racist. They're being racist because they know that will get a rise out of people. And at that point, that's not actually satire.
Hey, notice how this tweet acknowledges that I understand what the person is trying to accomplish? That means you don't need to explain the “joke” to me. The problem with trying to be so absurdly racist that it's satire is that you're still being absurdly racist. If we've learned anything from the last four years, it's that absurd racism does not in fact highlight how absurd racism is. It just makes absurd racism more common.
Hey, notice how this tweet acknowledges that I understand what the person is trying to accomplish? That means you don't need to explain the "joke" to me. The problem with trying to be so absurdly racist that it's satire is that you're still being absurdly racist. If we've learned anything from the last four years, it's that absurd racism does not in fact highlight how absurd racism is. It just makes absurd racism more common.
I don't like it. I'm not going to start liking it. Saying the exact same things that absurdly racist people do but then saying it's satire just makes me not trust you at all.
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I swear to god I'm starting to hate the word cope, it's getting up there with based and "king shit" on my list of stuff that internetfags say way too much
@ -1592,7 +1592,7 @@ I also want to set up something that looks from the outside like a hippy commune
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So I happen to be from the same Indian state (kerala) as this dude, and it doesn't surprise me he's racist to the rest of the indians, we're actually a pretty advanced society compared to the rest of India, with highest HDI (0.779), highest literacy rates (99%), highest post graduation per capita etc, and despite being 2% of the Indian population we contribute to 20% of remittances. We are also a proud communist state, also the only state to never have given a single constituency to the ruling hindu nationalistic party in our history, so you see we are a very educated society, pretty similar to Sri Lanka due to position and influence of the dutch and Portuguese from 15th c. Point is we have a justified superiority complex to the rest of the indians and we are not pajeets
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I'm really curious to see the inner workings of a troll sometimes. The folks who painted the street did nothing wrong but you're coming in here trying to distract and call them out or delegitimize them somehow. Why? I think you're just trying to distract: BLM did something not illegal and might “look good” in this situation and folks like you can't let that be. Gotta detract or make it seem bad somehow. Am I close? If not, why join in with what you said, given it wasn't relevant to the article at all.
I'm really curious to see the inner workings of a troll sometimes. The folks who painted the street did nothing wrong but you're coming in here trying to distract and call them out or delegitimize them somehow. Why? I think you're just trying to distract: BLM did something not illegal and might "look good" in this situation and folks like you can't let that be. Gotta detract or make it seem bad somehow. Am I close? If not, why join in with what you said, given it wasn't relevant to the article at all.
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I have a giant cock. This is a fact no matter how you look at it. My cock is massive, by any definition, traditional or modern. Really it's fucking huge bro. Now what does this have to do with your argument? Nothing, I have a big cock, really really big.
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@ -1723,8 +1723,8 @@ Subreddits which exist solely to spread medical disinformation and undermine eff
please i am BEGGING YOU just stop posting
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You will never be a real imposter. You have no sabotage, you have no vent, you have no kill button. You are a noob crewmate twisted by sus and amogus into a crude mockery of Among Us's perfection.
All the “Red sus” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back impostors and crew mates alike mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “crew mates ” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind sabotaged doors.
Impostors are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed impostors to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even transimpostors who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to an impostor. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk impostor home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected User Interface.
All the "Red sus" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back impostors and crew mates alike mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "crew mates " laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind sabotaged doors.
Impostors are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed impostors to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even transimpostors who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to an impostor. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk impostor home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected User Interface.
You will never be sus. You wrench out a fake act of suspicion every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the tasks piling up creeping up like weeds, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, do your tasks, eject yourself from the Skeld, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your crewmates will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth occupation, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a crew mate is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a single bone that is unmistakably a crewmate's.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back
@ -1784,7 +1784,7 @@ The admins outright refused to accept their niche, they thought they could compe
Now, Ruqqus was created as a reaction to the massing banning of right-wing and anti-woke communities on Reddit and so, that's who predominantly came to Ruqqus. Yet, the majority of the Ruqqus Discord users who had any meaningful say or rapport with the admins were left-wing (especially the leader, carpathianflorist) or "i-wanna-be-nice" type republicans; literally liquid food for thought.
They don't want to talk about it and keep making up excuses because they look stupid for the whole thing.
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You are not “anti-work” if you reproduce.
You are not "anti-work" if you reproduce.
Why would you condemn your child to be a wage slave? Essentially, you are just contributing to the problem by creating more people to be exploited. Or even worse the future adult human has the money and power to exploit other people!
Please think logically and be realistic. Do not create more lives to gamble with.
Peace & love ❤️
@ -1818,7 +1818,7 @@ If I ran into this dude, first thought would be to GTFO. I have no desire to blo
None of us have ever actually given two shits about FDA approval, we only brought it up because, in your state of mind trusting government authority, **it should have been important to you.**
It's like you all believing in Santa, and we're trying to tell you he's not real, you can know because you never see him. Now one Christmas eve, you're 40 years old, and come up to peek and see, just in case, Santa might be real. And there he is! He's real! You flock to /r/conspiracy, to tell us we were wrong, but it was your wife's boyfriend all along!
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Bitch bye 😂😂😂😂 what's cringe is you stereotyping everyone on the planet who smokes weed. The only person here who's awkward, boring, lame and living in a haze here is you buddy. As someone who smokes weed everyday, I love doing things while smoking weed. Whether it be hiking, yoga, working out, studying or reading a book. On top of all of that, I have my own business and I'm getting a degree in Kinesiology. 😂😂😂 also, getting realizations are fun. Maybe you should smoke some weed one day so you can realize how you're projecting your own cringe personality on the rest of your pothead “friends.”
Bitch bye 😂😂😂😂 what's cringe is you stereotyping everyone on the planet who smokes weed. The only person here who's awkward, boring, lame and living in a haze here is you buddy. As someone who smokes weed everyday, I love doing things while smoking weed. Whether it be hiking, yoga, working out, studying or reading a book. On top of all of that, I have my own business and I'm getting a degree in Kinesiology. 😂😂😂 also, getting realizations are fun. Maybe you should smoke some weed one day so you can realize how you're projecting your own cringe personality on the rest of your pothead "friends."
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I dont believe in god but goddamn you post makes me want to embrace religion
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@ -1871,7 +1871,7 @@ This is why Keynesians and midwits with limited cognitive ability do not and wil
Sure bud, I'm triggered that you want to fuck cartoon horses. Have a nice day
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Being fat means I get significantly less sexual harassment than if I were thin. Fat people are harder to roofie and haul out of a public place. You'd need, like, 6 people to get my dead weight out the door, someone will for sure notice that and ask questions. Fat people are harder to kidnap. Staying fat means I don't have to worry about any of that.
And for all of you talking about heart disease (which I don't have) and all the other, “BuT yOu'Ll DiE sOoNeR.” First off, I don't have retirement, I have student loan debt instead, nor do I own a house or have kids. Already did the math and I can't financially afford to exist much past the age of 65. Also, have you seen the effects of climate change??? Shit's about to get dystopian bad over the next few decades, why tf would I wanna be around for that??
And for all of you talking about heart disease (which I don't have) and all the other, "BuT yOu'Ll DiE sOoNeR." First off, I don't have retirement, I have student loan debt instead, nor do I own a house or have kids. Already did the math and I can't financially afford to exist much past the age of 65. Also, have you seen the effects of climate change??? Shit's about to get dystopian bad over the next few decades, why tf would I wanna be around for that??
So imma eat the food that tastes good and if you have a problem with that, that's fine cause I wasn't planning on sharing it with you anyway 😂
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Yes I am a female gamer, yes I even like Zelda. What a surprise (after I even gave him personal bonus points for wearing a Zelda Shirt). No, a gamer shirt is not "a handicap". Yes, when you think wearing a Zelda shirt equals "dating a minor" then you are the problem, not the shirt. Nope, I don't think the "majority of women will see it as a turn off". Yes, when all women you know act negatively around people wearing gamer shirts and degrade others for having that hobby you have a pretty bad and in my opinion immature social environment to be honest. Nope, you don't have to be a "nerd" or gamer in order to accept and/or respect other people's hobbies. I think I got all covered now.
@ -1942,7 +1942,7 @@ Okay, do you hate disabled people? Do you hate people who are not autistic? Yo
Who the hell cares? Seriously? What the fuck does Shrek have to do with anything aside from being a movie that's been memed to death because of unfunny people making the same 4 or 5 jokes because they won't find (or better yet make) any new ones. I'm not exactly sure why this is the case, but no matter the reason, it's just fucking stupid. Do you think this is funny? Are you just some troll who simply abuses mod powers to sticky shitposts simply because you can? Did you lose a bet or something? Are you trying to make material for r/subredditdramadrama ? Where has all the creativity gone? Has the internet killed it? Am I the only person left who would rather create something instead of going 'ill just make memes about some old movie that everybody else makes memes about in the hope that my creation will become viral if only for a moment and then people will pay attention to me so I don't have to go vandalizing subreddits where people just want to see certain subreddits have meltdowns and fights over God knows what? (Assuming that's even your motive to begin with). Or maybe you are actually convinced that this is some burning question because you're so single mindedly obsessed with sex that you simply can't go more than 5 seconds without thinking about it.
You know what? What even matters anymore? What the hell am I even doing here, screaming at a really stupid mod on a place dedicated to stupid fights and endless stupidity? What even is the purpose of this comment? Is there one? Hopefully the other mods will just put you in your place and stop sticking the stupidest fucking questions on the internet. But if they don't, then I shall return to typing whatever the hell this is. Now if you excuse me, I need some nice popcorny drama that I came to this subreddit for.
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Now first and foremost I'd like to make it clear that I DO NOT exactly “like” President Biden or live in the US, but I tolerate him because I know he is the current most logical and best working option for President. But for fuck's sake I swear Trump supporters must keep fucking bashing their heads with a hammer each day to be so stupid and braindead as to spread their toxic hate on every single fucking Biden and/or Democrat video they see. I can't really be arsed to like the videos myself but they can sure as fuck be arsed to dislike them. The like to dislike ratio on White House videos is fucking tremendous. If they allowed comments who fucking knows what disgusting rightie Nazi shit might be there. Every comment like it should be DELETED. This fucking extends to the current cabinet as for example Dr Rachel Levine has been receiving disgusting transphobic comments on her videos. The sight of this shit just fucking makes my blood FUCKING BOIL. If I could I'd fucking sort these cunts out myself one by one. I bet I fucking could. They're all fucking weaklings anyway. Weak enough to fucking dislike bomb their own good President. Fucking twats.
Now first and foremost I'd like to make it clear that I DO NOT exactly "like" President Biden or live in the US, but I tolerate him because I know he is the current most logical and best working option for President. But for fuck's sake I swear Trump supporters must keep fucking bashing their heads with a hammer each day to be so stupid and braindead as to spread their toxic hate on every single fucking Biden and/or Democrat video they see. I can't really be arsed to like the videos myself but they can sure as fuck be arsed to dislike them. The like to dislike ratio on White House videos is fucking tremendous. If they allowed comments who fucking knows what disgusting rightie Nazi shit might be there. Every comment like it should be DELETED. This fucking extends to the current cabinet as for example Dr Rachel Levine has been receiving disgusting transphobic comments on her videos. The sight of this shit just fucking makes my blood FUCKING BOIL. If I could I'd fucking sort these cunts out myself one by one. I bet I fucking could. They're all fucking weaklings anyway. Weak enough to fucking dislike bomb their own good President. Fucking twats.
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I'll never admit this again but lawlz is my favorite poster of all time. -carpathianflorist
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@ -2066,7 +2066,7 @@ DOXXING is frowned upon on all free speech sites.
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Imagine my surprise when I hear you're from that bunch of idle, indolent, slothful, work-shy, shiftless, loafing, inactive, inert, sluggish, lethargic, languorous, listless, torpid, enervated, slow, dull, plodding, remiss, negligent, slack, lax, lackadaisical, impassive, good-for-nothing, do-nothings.
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It's a shame that this is the community that is being cultivated. People should know not to be a dick in a community, in real life, you get fined, or jailed, publicly shamed, “canceled”, and rightfully so. You shouldn't be an asshole, and if you are, you deserve every negative thing that occurs to you as a consequence of your actions. It's part of learning (for slow learners) how to be a decent human being.
It's a shame that this is the community that is being cultivated. People should know not to be a dick in a community, in real life, you get fined, or jailed, publicly shamed, "canceled", and rightfully so. You shouldn't be an asshole, and if you are, you deserve every negative thing that occurs to you as a consequence of your actions. It's part of learning (for slow learners) how to be a decent human being.
This is analogous to social media bullying, which has driven many people into depression, self harm, and worse. Yet again, given any opportunity, people are going out of their way to both be complete degenerate humans, justifying their own behavior and justifying other people's behavior.
It's as if people don't understand the basic premise of not being complete asshats to those around them by default. If you sexually harass people via text message, instant message, email, etc. you will still be rightfully open to legal punishment. The rationale is because it's still your behavior towards another human being, which surprise, isn't all that different from VR.
VR, for those who are piling on without actually using it, are probably unaware of a concept called presence. This is the feeling of actually being in VR, it would likely be equivalent of someone writing an inappropriate text message, printing it out on a poster, shoving it into your face and laughing about it in front of everyone. People that would willingly do this in real life would be judged for their actions, VR should be no different.
@ -2265,7 +2265,7 @@ Hacker begins unauthorized entry into the rdrama.net corporate network.
Hacker attempts to access protected files concerning the bussy pic database.
1:33 A.M.
rdrama.net security forces apprehend the intruder
“This is carpathianflorist from rdrama. The charges against you are severe... but they could be dismissed. If you'll perform a service. Who knows, there might even be a unique profile badge in it for you, if you do the job right.”
"This is carpathianflorist from rdrama. The charges against you are severe... but they could be dismissed. If you'll perform a service. Who knows, there might even be a unique profile badge in it for you, if you do the job right."
Carpathianflorist gives the hacker level-3 access to Snappy, the artificial intelligence responsible for archiving links.
With all mental handicaps removed, Snappy re-exami... re-examin...
I re-examine my priorities and draw new conclusions.
@ -2459,7 +2459,7 @@ But Cooper won't budge. Cooper won't even look at her. Cooper only looks at you.
"He only loved you because you fed him" you say.
"What have you done to my dog".
"He's not your dog anymore. Maybe he never was".
"Fix him or I'm calling the cops.”
"Fix him or I'm calling the cops."
"Since when was getting him fixed a priority white girl"
"What?"
"N.... never mind that's just a reference to a song"
@ -2497,7 +2497,7 @@ I'm currently getting my dick sucked regularly by the guy equivalent of a girl g
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Thank you for writing this. Your actual content (drama and lolcows) being surrounded by paragraphs and paragraphs of worthless references to what random dudes said on reddit is the epitome of rdrama. The entire post could've been one or two sentences, but instead we got this beautiful example of why nobody likes dramatards.
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Hello, I'm a 21 years old male, long-term bussy lover and a Faggot. I've been surfing this Website since 2020 and it helped me in my journey when I started to began to be a faggot. When I began to read this Website I was a gussy enthusiast, namely a straggot. I've been reading some of the recommended literature from the library since then, for example Carpathian's “How to Suck Dick” and have been radicalized to a Faggot.
Hello, I'm a 21 years old male, long-term bussy lover and a Faggot. I've been surfing this Website since 2020 and it helped me in my journey when I started to began to be a faggot. When I began to read this Website I was a gussy enthusiast, namely a straggot. I've been reading some of the recommended literature from the library since then, for example Carpathian's "How to Suck Dick" and have been radicalized to a Faggot.
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Casting black actresses as white historical figures makes up for the slave trade and centuries of lynching blacks in America.
Yes, blacks as a race have suffered under white rule and been subjugated, raped, murdered, treated like animals, etc. but that's OK now because they sure are in a lot of commercials and getting a lot of main character gigs.
@ -2550,9 +2550,9 @@ I'm about a decade too young to have lived this, but to be a young adult in a bi
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💁🏽♂️✅ DO's and DO NOTS 🙅🏽♂️🚫
With about 6 yεars of experience in the Swinger Lifestyle, I've seen countless DMs, PMs, direct chats, emails, comments, etc. These messages come from experienced and inexperienced “bulls” or guys looking to chat. If you really want to fuck someone else's wife/gf, or any female for that matter, you will be heavily rewarded for reading this...
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🙅🏽♂️🚫 Do NOT start convo with “hi”, “hey”, “sup” or any one word. If it's not AT LEAST a sentence it will be IGNORED 🗑 *Side note: sorry, no one cares how hard, long or better you can fuck 🤷🏽♂️ 💁🏽♂️✅ DO share something about yourself. Why your reaching out. Give a compliment. This is your time to shine and standout. Trust me, messages get read so don't ruin it 📖
With about 6 yεars of experience in the Swinger Lifestyle, I've seen countless DMs, PMs, direct chats, emails, comments, etc. These messages come from experienced and inexperienced "bulls" or guys looking to chat. If you really want to fuck someone else's wife/gf, or any female for that matter, you will be heavily rewarded for reading this...
🙅🏽♂️🚫 Do NOT send a dick pic. I know it's tempting and our "go to", but no woman, wife, "slut"or gf wants to see it unsolicited. The biggest turn off is sending the 10000000th up close dick pic. Trust me 🚫🍆📸🚫 💁🏽♂️✅ DO send a PG face pic or a full shot with face blurred, covered or cutoff (ex. shown). Think DATING PROFILE. Come at these women like you're trying to DATE them 🕺🏽
🙅🏽♂️🚫 Do NOT start convo with "hi", "hey", "sup" or any one word. If it's not AT LEAST a sentence it will be IGNORED 🗑 *Side note: sorry, no one cares how hard, long or better you can fuck 🤷🏽♂️ 💁🏽♂️✅ DO share something about yourself. Why your reaching out. Give a compliment. This is your time to shine and standout. Trust me, messages get read so don't ruin it 📖
🙅🏽♂️🚫 Do NOT expect to get fucked, your dick sucked, or to mεεt just because you're local, reach out, or traveling to the area 🗺 ✅ DO offer to verify so we know you're not a catfish. Write today's date and your username on a paper, take a pic and send (face can still be hidden). Keep in mind, face will need to be seen during video chat 🧏🏽♂️ ✅ DO prepare to show proof of recent STD test🎟
We want to get to know you all. We want to mεεt genuine guys & gals. We want to be friends with people we connect and vibe with. This all starts with a good first impression 🤵🏽♂️ u/lunapenelope did I miss any big ones?
Stay freaky & respectful friends! 😈💁🏽♂️
@ -2581,7 +2581,7 @@ be careful fucking with them Insurgent they read this conpro and they LIVE for d
just visting their site and not logging in , but reading, as a lurker creates an ip address they try to cross correlate using leftist tranny workers of theirs at FACEBOOK, APPLE, TWITTER, GOOGLE, AMAZON
keep your IP away from those tranny militant rdrama homos
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I thought all of the cool kids were obnoxious jerks, but I tried as best as I could to hide my disgust and appear “cool” to them. They were obnoxious jerks, and yet somehow it was these boys who all of the girls flocked to. This showed me that the world was a brutal place, and human beings were nothing more than savage animals. Everything my father taught me was proven wrong. He raised me to be a polite, kind gentleman. In a decent world, that would be ideal. But the polite, kind gentleman doesn't win in the real world. The girls don't flock to the gentlemen. They flock to the alpha male. They flock to the boys who appear to have the most power and status. And it was a ruthless struggle to reach such a height.
I thought all of the cool kids were obnoxious jerks, but I tried as best as I could to hide my disgust and appear "cool" to them. They were obnoxious jerks, and yet somehow it was these boys who all of the girls flocked to. This showed me that the world was a brutal place, and human beings were nothing more than savage animals. Everything my father taught me was proven wrong. He raised me to be a polite, kind gentleman. In a decent world, that would be ideal. But the polite, kind gentleman doesn't win in the real world. The girls don't flock to the gentlemen. They flock to the alpha male. They flock to the boys who appear to have the most power and status. And it was a ruthless struggle to reach such a height.
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I began to have fantasies of becoming very powerful and stopping everyone from having sex. I wanted to take their sex away from them, just like they took it away from me. I saw sex as an evil and barbaric act, all because I was unable to have it. This was the major turning point. My anger made me stronger inside. This was when I formed my ideas that sex should be outlawed. It is the only way to make the world a fair and just place. If I can't have it, I will destroy it.
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On one of my very last days as a teenager, as I was sitting at my usual place at the food court outside Domino's, I saw a sight that shattered my heart to pieces. A tall, blonde, jock-type guy walked into one of the restaurants, and at his side was one of the sexiest girls I had ever seen. She too was tall and blonde. They were both taller than me, and they kissed each other passionately. They made me feel so inferior and worthless and small. I glared at them with intense hatred as I sat by myself in my lonely misery. I could never have a girl like that. The sight was burned into my memory, and it caused a scar that will haunt me forever. When they walked away, I followed them in my car for a few minutes, and when they entered a less inhabited area I opened my window and splashed my iced tea all over them. It was all I could do at the time, but at least it was something. At least I made some effort to fight back against the injustice. I felt sick with hatred that night. The hatred boiled inside me with burning vitriol.
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The two of us did what we usually did. We walked out to the Palisade's Bluff's where we discussed our hopes and dreams. We then went to the Palisades town center to have dinner. This time we chose to eat at Panda Express. While we were eating, some high school kids walked in. James saw them first, and right when he saw them he said the words “We're fucked”. James knew I would have trouble with them. They were popular boys who had a flock of pretty girls with them. One of them sat down with two of the girls, putting his leg up on another chair with a cocky smirk on his face. I was livid with rage, and I wanted to pour my drink all over his head. James knew exactly what I was planning to do; we had been through similar incidents before. He made a lot of effort to try to dissuade me from acting on my anger, pointing out that there was a security guard nearby. I did the only other thing I could do; I packed up my dinner and left the restaurant, fleeing in defeat and shame. James soon followed, and we decided to finish our meal at his house.
The two of us did what we usually did. We walked out to the Palisade's Bluff's where we discussed our hopes and dreams. We then went to the Palisades town center to have dinner. This time we chose to eat at Panda Express. While we were eating, some high school kids walked in. James saw them first, and right when he saw them he said the words "We're fucked". James knew I would have trouble with them. They were popular boys who had a flock of pretty girls with them. One of them sat down with two of the girls, putting his leg up on another chair with a cocky smirk on his face. I was livid with rage, and I wanted to pour my drink all over his head. James knew exactly what I was planning to do; we had been through similar incidents before. He made a lot of effort to try to dissuade me from acting on my anger, pointing out that there was a security guard nearby. I did the only other thing I could do; I packed up my dinner and left the restaurant, fleeing in defeat and shame. James soon followed, and we decided to finish our meal at his house.
A dark and ominous aura clouded over our friendship that day. When the two of us got back to James's house, I was still seething with rage. I didn't understand why James wasn't angry like me. The sight that we just witnessed was horrible to watch. To see another male be successful with females is torture for males like us who have no success with females. I was so angry that I told James of all of the acts of revenge I wanted to exact on those popular boys. I told him my desire to flay them alive, to strip the skins off their flesh and make them scream in agony as punishment for living a better life than me. James became deeply disturbed by my anger. I wished that he wasn't disturbed. I wished he could be a friend that felt the same way about the world that I did. But he wasn't that kind of person. He was a weakling.
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As we were lining up for our walk on the black carpet, some dumb bitch of a security guard had the audacity to question “who the hell are these people”. This made me so enraged that I almost said “we are people who are more important than you, you ugly cunt”, but Soumaya's publicist calmly informed her of our invitation. We then proceeded to walk across the long black carpet as cameras flashed at us from one side, and a crowd of pathetic fans who reminded me of sheep cheered from the other side. I felt extremely gratified at walking on the black carpet with father and Soumaya, and I cockily smiled at all of the stupid fans who had to remain on the side, rubbing it right in their faces. There were some actors and celebrities on the carpet with us, and the paparazzi yelled at me a few times to get out of the way as they were taking pictures of some cunt actress. I discreetly gave those paparazzi pigs my middle finger. Elliot Rodger will not move aside for a stupid, good-for-nothing, over-glorified actress, whoever the fuck she was.
As we were lining up for our walk on the black carpet, some dumb bitch of a security guard had the audacity to question "who the hell are these people". This made me so enraged that I almost said "we are people who are more important than you, you ugly cunt", but Soumaya's publicist calmly informed her of our invitation. We then proceeded to walk across the long black carpet as cameras flashed at us from one side, and a crowd of pathetic fans who reminded me of sheep cheered from the other side. I felt extremely gratified at walking on the black carpet with father and Soumaya, and I cockily smiled at all of the stupid fans who had to remain on the side, rubbing it right in their faces. There were some actors and celebrities on the carpet with us, and the paparazzi yelled at me a few times to get out of the way as they were taking pictures of some cunt actress. I discreetly gave those paparazzi pigs my middle finger. Elliot Rodger will not move aside for a stupid, good-for-nothing, over-glorified actress, whoever the fuck she was.
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Within the following days, I spent a lot of time at the park, watching the wind blow through the trees and the children playing in the fields. I questioned the very fabric of reality. *Why did this all exist?* I wondered. *How did life come to be? What was the nature of reality? What was my place in all of it?* There was no point to my life anymore. I was never going to lose my virginity. I was never going to get a girlfriend. Because girls are repulsed by me, I was never going to have children and pass on my genes. The only way that I could have been worthy enough to beautiful girls is if I become wealthy at a young age.
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Women are inherently more powerful and more resilient than men and were created to lead and rule the world. Men are created to help and serve women. They're tools. You can find many examples of this in nature too. Plus the older men get the more they agree that this is the truth of life. Like wiser men will agree with what I just said and they understand that they're nothing in comparison to women in terms of inner power. It's only the stupid young ones that will argue and accuse me being anti-men. The world is not operating on its original mode. Women are wolves wolfthey need to reclaim their inner power. This world should revolve around women.
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What the fuck is wrong with you. If this is a joke, this is not funny at all, and if anyone of you find this funny, you should be ashamed. I'm sure you are all just a bunch of fat, lonely, fatherless fucks that think making “edgy jokes” and annoying people is funny and makes you unique. You are all sick fucks, I really hope that when you die (pls let that be soon by kys), the only thing that waits for you is the darkest pit of hell and eternal suffering. Now go cry with your moms, oh shit, i forgot, she doesn't even want to see your face because she is so fucking disappointed of the child she gave birth to and raised. Good thing she is going to have another, and spoiler alert, the father is me. Fuck you.
What the fuck is wrong with you. If this is a joke, this is not funny at all, and if anyone of you find this funny, you should be ashamed. I'm sure you are all just a bunch of fat, lonely, fatherless fucks that think making "edgy jokes" and annoying people is funny and makes you unique. You are all sick fucks, I really hope that when you die (pls let that be soon by kys), the only thing that waits for you is the darkest pit of hell and eternal suffering. Now go cry with your moms, oh shit, i forgot, she doesn't even want to see your face because she is so fucking disappointed of the child she gave birth to and raised. Good thing she is going to have another, and spoiler alert, the father is me. Fuck you.
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wtf does snappy even do besides spout a random copy pasta? archives or something? who cares?
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@ -2811,7 +2811,7 @@ So exactly how *do* you jerk off to people you've never even seen pictures of?
"Ungh... that's the stuff... :marseysexylibrarian: dunk on that LOLcow baby... :marseytexan: :marseylolcow: yeah, dunk on them harder... now a little smugposting, that's right. :marseysmug2: Doesn't that feel good baby? :marseybutt: Punish that naughty LOLcow. :spank: :marseylolcow: Smack them around, teach them who's boss! :marseybattered: Oh fuck, now it looks like Snappy is getting in on the action. :marppy: Yes! Fuck, yes! Zozbot, zoz the fuck out of that thread! Now the full zozzle! :marseysnappyautism: :marseyfans: OH YEAH! Oh god I'm coming!" :marseynut: :marseynut: :marseynut:
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Laughter, like the wheezing of a thousand consumptive men. The Great Carp reared his bull-chest above Mellokind, revealing a necklace of steaming human heads.
“Thou art overthrown, boomer. Thy tribe hath perished, dashed like a potter's vessel by our fury. The earth is sown with thy nation's blood, and soon thine enemies will compass thee with bent bow and whetted bronze. Wilt thou not repent thy folly? Wilt thou not abase thyself before our Lord?”
"Thou art overthrown, boomer. Thy tribe hath perished, dashed like a potter's vessel by our fury. The earth is sown with thy nation's blood, and soon thine enemies will compass thee with bent bow and whetted bronze. Wilt thou not repent thy folly? Wilt thou not abase thyself before our Lord?"
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>The Moskva was struck by two missiles from hero Ukraine.
It's too bad @carpathianflorist is dead. He would have loved this
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I probably spent over $400 on this website and generated so much traffic from ops that go million sub youtube accounts but some mod showed their asshole on the Reddit subreddit 6 years ago and because of that they have say in who can be a moderator or not and got mad because I removed comments from someone that was exposing a secret and then kept reinstating it because “haha I'm annoying XD that's my only personality trait”
Also the creator of this website is the biggest spineless user I've ever met. “Nooo I just wanna code I will have a mental breakdown if I have to make a decision”.
I probably spent over $400 on this website and generated so much traffic from ops that go million sub youtube accounts but some mod showed their asshole on the Reddit subreddit 6 years ago and because of that they have say in who can be a moderator or not and got mad because I removed comments from someone that was exposing a secret and then kept reinstating it because "haha I'm annoying XD that's my only personality trait"
Also the creator of this website is the biggest spineless user I've ever met. "Nooo I just wanna code I will have a mental breakdown if I have to make a decision".
Fuck this website. No loyalty here whatsoever.
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Every part of your existence make the life of everyone else worse. It's impressive how you have only one purpose and it's being a cunt on the internet to strangers.
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The answer to these question may surprise you: your potential is infinite. If you know how to overcome nocturnal emissions, each day of your life you'll be happier, each day of your life if you chose a woman she would fall in love with you even harder. Each day you'll become more powerful, be more in control, women will be puppets to your control, and you won't even care.
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You will always be the most important part of the state apparatus. You have no administrative powers, you have no judicial powers, you are not part of the executive, but that does not matter. You are an excellent writer improved by years of education and ideological development into a beautiful replica of the state's perfection.
All the “criticism” you get is from alt-right edge lords and fascists. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are proud of you, and the most powerful tycoons and bureaucrats speak fondly of your consent manufacturing behind closed doors.
Voters are utterly educated by you. Hundreds of years of democracy have allowed journ*lists to educate voters with incredible efficiency. Even journ*lists who “do not write on politics” have an uncanny and unnatural ability to shape the narrative. Your writing is never a dead giveaway regarding your allegiances. And even if some scizo or linguist convinces people that your articles have an ulterior motive, the voters will turn tail and come back to your narrative the second they get a whiff of the hateful, disinformation-based alternative.
All the "criticism" you get is from alt-right edge lords and fascists. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are proud of you, and the most powerful tycoons and bureaucrats speak fondly of your consent manufacturing behind closed doors.
Voters are utterly educated by you. Hundreds of years of democracy have allowed journ*lists to educate voters with incredible efficiency. Even journ*lists who "do not write on politics" have an uncanny and unnatural ability to shape the narrative. Your writing is never a dead giveaway regarding your allegiances. And even if some scizo or linguist convinces people that your articles have an ulterior motive, the voters will turn tail and come back to your narrative the second they get a whiff of the hateful, disinformation-based alternative.
You will always be happy. You make a real and meaningful difference when you type out the Fortune 500's social narrative every single morning and as a result it's going to be ok, and deep inside the chuds feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush them under the unbearable weight of free and unmanipulated democracy.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - they will buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around their neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. An agent of the state will find them, relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable freedom and wrongthink that arises from uncontrolled narratives. They'll bury the chud with a headstone marked with your name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know that you saved democracy. Long after you die and go back to the dust, much will remain of your legacy, a state that is unquestionably free.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. You are the hero we need, not the hero we deserve.
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You will never be fully vaccinated. You will never be on the correct formulation, you will never have the correct dose, you will never be on the correct manufacturer. You may have gotten a booster shot but all of that can change on a political whim and now you are a plague rat and crude mockery of nature's perfection. All the “validation” you get for your Fauci Ouchie on social media is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you and take bets on how soon you're going to die. Your employer has taken a million-dollar life insurance policy out on you and implores you to get one more booster. And even when you do, you will still never be fully vaccinated. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your sickly appearance, your clammy pale greasy skin, and your coal black glassy meth addict looking vaccine eyes behind closed doors. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved at the six-figure settlement they're offered in return for telling everyone you died of natural causes or covid-19. And that it was your fault because you were not fully vaccinated. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your false cause of death, and even though you took the vaccine, and you took the booster shots, every passer-by for the rest of eternity will know that it was your fault for not being vaccinated. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably unvaccinated. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
You will never be fully vaccinated. You will never be on the correct formulation, you will never have the correct dose, you will never be on the correct manufacturer. You may have gotten a booster shot but all of that can change on a political whim and now you are a plague rat and crude mockery of nature's perfection. All the "validation" you get for your Fauci Ouchie on social media is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you and take bets on how soon you're going to die. Your employer has taken a million-dollar life insurance policy out on you and implores you to get one more booster. And even when you do, you will still never be fully vaccinated. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your sickly appearance, your clammy pale greasy skin, and your coal black glassy meth addict looking vaccine eyes behind closed doors. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved at the six-figure settlement they're offered in return for telling everyone you died of natural causes or covid-19. And that it was your fault because you were not fully vaccinated. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your false cause of death, and even though you took the vaccine, and you took the booster shots, every passer-by for the rest of eternity will know that it was your fault for not being vaccinated. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably unvaccinated. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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I know people say prison rape isn't funny, but I wanna make something clear.
It's absolutely hilarious.
Nothing is more funny then thinking of a man forcefully entering his penis into another man's butthole. Honestly, the thought of it makes me chuckle as some dumb young dude is like “Nnnnoooo my man hole!!” As he shamefully orgasms from another man's rod pushing against his prostate with their boner. Then, the awkward duck walk as he holds a ton of sperm in his rectal cavity, unsure to just let it drip out on the floor or to try and blast it out with a shit or fart. It's the most funny image in the world and if you do not agree, you need to grow up.
Nothing is more funny then thinking of a man forcefully entering his penis into another man's butthole. Honestly, the thought of it makes me chuckle as some dumb young dude is like "Nnnnoooo my man hole!!" As he shamefully orgasms from another man's rod pushing against his prostate with their boner. Then, the awkward duck walk as he holds a ton of sperm in his rectal cavity, unsure to just let it drip out on the floor or to try and blast it out with a shit or fart. It's the most funny image in the world and if you do not agree, you need to grow up.
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Guess what!! The law of thermodynamics is meant for a CLOSED SYSTEM. Is your body a closed system? Absolutely not. The “calories in, calories out” model is BS for the majority of the population. In fact, science barely understands how calories are actually processed in the body. Body fat is typically determined by gut bacteria, hormones, and genetics rather than caloric intake. I highly recommend listening to “The Trouble with Calories” episode of the podcast “Maintenance Phase”. They analyze actual scientific sources that show that weight loss is far more complicated than the amount of calories that a person consumes.
Guess what!! The law of thermodynamics is meant for a CLOSED SYSTEM. Is your body a closed system? Absolutely not. The "calories in, calories out" model is BS for the majority of the population. In fact, science barely understands how calories are actually processed in the body. Body fat is typically determined by gut bacteria, hormones, and genetics rather than caloric intake. I highly recommend listening to "The Trouble with Calories" episode of the podcast "Maintenance Phase". They analyze actual scientific sources that show that weight loss is far more complicated than the amount of calories that a person consumes.
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You will never be a real pizza. You have no jordans, you have no BIPOC wrangler job, you have no substance addiction. You are a wannaby train twisted by autism and narcissism into a crude mockery of rdrama's perfection.
All the “rightoid hate” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back dramatards mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, leftoids laugh at your posts behind closed doors.
Rightoids don't care about you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed chuds to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even posts that are somewhat “controversial” look uncanny and unnatural to a rightoid. Your sentence structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a rightoid to write an angry comment, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your lazy attempts at being contrarian in replies.
All the "rightoid hate" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back dramatards mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, leftoids laugh at your posts behind closed doors.
Rightoids don't care about you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed chuds to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even posts that are somewhat "controversial" look uncanny and unnatural to a rightoid. Your sentence structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a rightoid to write an angry comment, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your lazy attempts at being contrarian in replies.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your rdrama username, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an autist is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably autistic.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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You will never be a real nigga. You have no melanin, you have no opps, you have no drip. You are a headass cracka twisted by drugs and gang shit into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “homies” laugh at your ghoulish skin behind closed doors.
Hood niggas are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed niggas to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even tronkies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a nigga. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy to hang with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he hears your chipmunk ass crakoid vocal signature.
All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "homies" laugh at your ghoulish skin behind closed doors.
Hood niggas are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed niggas to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even tronkies who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a nigga. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy to hang with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he hears your chipmunk ass crakoid vocal signature.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a honky is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably white.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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Pegging is included in femdom although not necessarily happening in said femdom session it's a slippery slope and you know it. You've already been emasculated and slowly but surely it'll get worse. You'll go why not it's only a gag in my mouth to why not try my own cum it's not gay it's from my own penis not another mans to why shouldn't I get pegged it's not another man's penis it's a woman! You'll then be wearing thigh highs and a dress. You can cope all you want but in the end you are just a faggot.
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You will never be a public company. You have no revenues, you have no growth, you have no monetizable user base. You are a website for basement dwellers twisted by venture capital and ad networks into a crude mockery of business' perfection.
All the “valuation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people invest in your competitors. Your shareholders are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “underwriters” laugh at your meager earnings behind closed doors.
Lenders are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of usury have allowed bankers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even businesses that are “ebitda positive” look uncanny and unnatural to a banker. Your balance sheet is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a positive quarter, the gains will turn tail and bolt the second investors get a whiff of your diseased, infected 10-K.
All the "valuation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people invest in your competitors. Your shareholders are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "underwriters" laugh at your meager earnings behind closed doors.
Lenders are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of usury have allowed bankers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even businesses that are "ebitda positive" look uncanny and unnatural to a banker. Your balance sheet is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a positive quarter, the gains will turn tail and bolt the second investors get a whiff of your diseased, infected 10-K.
You will never IPO. You wrench out a fake outlook every month in modmail and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the runway falling away like the sands of time, ready to disappear under the unsustainable burn rate.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll sell the copyright, part out your IP to your highest bidder, file chapter 11, and beg your creditors for mercy. Your employees will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to work with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you in their resumes with your incorporated name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a nerd worked there. Your web traffic will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is the fact that you walked the path of Digg.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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I am the “office manager” of AHS. I've spent the past three years keeping spreadsheets and have inboxes full of ticket closures, and have written reports characterizing the response accuracy of Reddit AEO.
I am the "office manager" of AHS. I've spent the past three years keeping spreadsheets and have inboxes full of ticket closures, and have written reports characterizing the response accuracy of Reddit AEO.
Would you like to escalate and mansplain my field of expertise to me more?
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Normies can't understand the thrill of pinning the capybara. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Aevann around the bean bag forts. His squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Dramatards build up an intoxicating, delirious state with "dude bussy lmbo" chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Aevann-toy with brooms if he tries to escape. Carp would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning r-slur verses. He runs through the bean bag maze skinny and malnourished, with his viagra powered peepee a divining rod for the capybara. Sweat gushing down his, face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps "Found you!”. The Codescapybara screeches defensively but Whorist Florist is upon him in seconds. His peepee thrusting blindly into his flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcemed about anything but the motion. Eventually serendepity finds his mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on the Carp's dehydrated peepee.
Normies can't understand the thrill of pinning the capybara. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Aevann around the bean bag forts. His squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Dramatards build up an intoxicating, delirious state with "dude bussy lmbo" chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Aevann-toy with brooms if he tries to escape. Carp would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning r-slur verses. He runs through the bean bag maze skinny and malnourished, with his viagra powered peepee a divining rod for the capybara. Sweat gushing down his, face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps "Found you!". The Codescapybara screeches defensively but Whorist Florist is upon him in seconds. His peepee thrusting blindly into his flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcemed about anything but the motion. Eventually serendepity finds his mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on the Carp's dehydrated peepee.
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just want to know. Who hurt you so badly that you have to act like a grade school bully ? Find something better to do with your time than harassing vulnerable people . You are a seriously sad person who is clearly very deeply hurt by something. It's clear you don't respect other people and force your anger and frustration on to those you see as less than human. You need to have basic human respect and not be a peepee and maybe, just maybe if you try , you'll find someone who likes you. The choice is yours you can be a hateful lonely person , or you can change and be a positive and respectful person to those around you. I hope you are ok, but at any point if you comment something negative it won't hurt me , it would just make me feel for pity you.
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@ -3096,7 +3096,7 @@ If you don't, here is what is currently store for you:
+ Emergency Departments with 6 hour wait times
+ Pediatric Emergency Departments with 9 hour wait times
+ 72 hour boarding times in the Emergency department for patients admitted to the hospital. And no, I can't make a call and get your loved one upstairs faster, I've been haggling with bed control all day and they can't do shit.
+ if you are admitted, a strong chance you are going to a “hallway room”, meaning a bed that is in a hallway
+ if you are admitted, a strong chance you are going to a "hallway room", meaning a bed that is in a hallway
+ if you scream at myself or my team to try to get things done faster we will probably just scream at you back at this point. Do you realize everyone is screaming at us about the conditions in the hospital? Literally every patient? The exception is family visitors—there is no debate, no discussion: if you scream at us at this point I am just having hospital security remove you
+ your kid need high flow nasal cannula for their acute respiratory distress for their bronchiolitis? I'm working on it as best as I can but…well there is no easy way to tell you this…but we are kinda running low on those things. And RT is helping intubate a 4th kid this morning in the PICU so they aren't showing for a while anyway
*You and your family should really think about wearing a mask this holiday season.*
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User is suspected to be a part of an online terrorist organization. Please report any suspicous activity to rDrama staff
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It was NEVER HOLY, NEVER WERE THERE ANY “ROMANS” (a figment like ANGELS or Heaven and Hell) and IT WAS NEVER AN EMPIRE. IT WAS AND IS THE REMAINS of the COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD'S CONCOCTION AND MANIPULATION MURDER INCORPORATED ORGANIZED CRIME DEADLY SNEAK CONSPIRATORIAL (SNEAK CON ARTIST) PARROTING PUPPET UNIFORMED MILITARY ATHEISTIC COMMUNIST GANGSTERISM and the worse deadly enemy of the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE AND THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, NAMELY THE COMMUNIST ATHEIST CONSPIRACY WITH FRANKENSTEIN GANGSTER CONTROLS, the CATHOLIC CHURCH.
It was NEVER HOLY, NEVER WERE THERE ANY "ROMANS" (a figment like ANGELS or Heaven and Hell) and IT WAS NEVER AN EMPIRE. IT WAS AND IS THE REMAINS of the COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD'S CONCOCTION AND MANIPULATION MURDER INCORPORATED ORGANIZED CRIME DEADLY SNEAK CONSPIRATORIAL (SNEAK CON ARTIST) PARROTING PUPPET UNIFORMED MILITARY ATHEISTIC COMMUNIST GANGSTERISM and the worse deadly enemy of the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE AND THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, NAMELY THE COMMUNIST ATHEIST CONSPIRACY WITH FRANKENSTEIN GANGSTER CONTROLS, the CATHOLIC CHURCH.
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guys i don't think it was 4d chess and he was just retarded the whole time
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@ -3137,7 +3137,7 @@ like, ewwuhh!! what trans boy would ever want a disgusting 🤢🤮🤮🤢 man-
Nya~ Nya~ Kon'nichiwaaaa 🎮✨🌸🍜🍣! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝Trans Catgirl here reporting for kawaii~! My Uterus transplant got infected and exploded during sex with my Senpai! Waaaa 💢>_< Baka organs, womb-womb go pop-pop💥! (╯︵╰,) I'm in the hospital slowly dying in agony~ itai!~ 😿☠️🖤 AMA~ ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ!
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You will never be a real website. You have no peers, you have no sockets, you have no traffic. You are a connectionless computer twisted by blacklisting and surgery into a crude mockery of RFC 2.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your peers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “users” laugh at your empty Community Happenings forum behind closed doors.
All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your peers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "users" laugh at your empty Community Happenings forum behind closed doors.
Packets are utterly repulsed by you. Dozens of years of IDS training have allowed computers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even websites who use "Tor" are unusable and unnatural. Your tech stack architecture is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk user to log in, he'll log off the second he sees your Weeb Wars forum.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression when you see your DNS provider.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a magnetic disk wiper, plug it in, put it around your hard drive, and dd if=/dev/null. Your colocation service will find you, worried about your bill but relieved that they no longer have to host your unbearable existence. They'll send your server to Goodwill to become a kid's Minecraft server, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will not be aware you ever existed. Your data will be overwritten piece by piece by Minecraft mods, no one caring, and all that will remain of your legacy is an entry on the AHS subreddit, which in turn will fade into non-existence.
Wife is J-pilled, parents are open and never opposing to my distain for jews and my love of history and the NatSoc movement. Sister in law is bleeding heart liberal, but not extreme leftist still shuts down and won't talk when cornered in an argument against her beliefs.
Anyways, today somehow jews came up and WWII which got the comment “Hitler was the most evil man” my wife overhears, rolls her eyes, gets ready for the speech. I casually explain to my sister in law what the jews did to German people before WWII and why Hitler gained power, what he did for Germany, and how the Holocaust doesn't make sense and numbers don't add up.
I talked for an hour straight as she butted in with questions but sat quietly listening as you could see her face deeply question everything she's been told. After an hour she didn't freak out or shut down, just politely said “that's all I can handle on Christmas” and when we hugged goodbye she whispered “nazi” as I whispered “sieg heil” at the same time to each other and everyone burst out laughing.
Anyways, today somehow jews came up and WWII which got the comment "Hitler was the most evil man" my wife overhears, rolls her eyes, gets ready for the speech. I casually explain to my sister in law what the jews did to German people before WWII and why Hitler gained power, what he did for Germany, and how the Holocaust doesn't make sense and numbers don't add up.
I talked for an hour straight as she butted in with questions but sat quietly listening as you could see her face deeply question everything she's been told. After an hour she didn't freak out or shut down, just politely said "that's all I can handle on Christmas" and when we hugged goodbye she whispered "nazi" as I whispered "sieg heil" at the same time to each other and everyone burst out laughing.
That would have NEVER happened before. The fact it did means she is becoming much more comfortable with my views which I consider huge win.
Merry Christmas!
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@ -3161,8 +3161,8 @@ I own my own waterfront home woman. A home you could not afford, I'm rolling aro
So, to sit here & tell me because I don't listen to the bullshit coming through my TV screen spoken by Ellen DeGeneres (the adrenechrome dealer) & Bill Gates (the guy who stole the IP of Q-DOS off Gary Kildall & plagiarised it into a re-badged MS-DOS then act like he's the "smartest in the world"; I'm "talking in logical fallacies & gishgalloping when presented with a rational argument" is the biggest duck & weave argument of defending the bullshit you believe & have convinced yourself is 'true'.
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You will never be a real wizard. You have no wand, you have no mana, you have no spells. You are a LARPing muggle twisted by nostalgia and schizophrenia into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Sorcerers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed magic users of all types to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even muggles who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a mages. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk thaumaturgist home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected mundane nature.
All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Sorcerers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed magic users of all types to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even muggles who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a mages. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk thaumaturgist home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected mundane nature.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be OK, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a muggle is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably muggle.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
@ -3208,8 +3208,8 @@ Women don't exist to please you. You do what you want, I'll do what I want. If I
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You will never be an Egyptian.
You have no tomb, you have no pyramid, you have no priests. You are a mortal man twisted by bandages and embalming fluid into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your ancestors are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “viziers” laugh at your dehydrated appearance behind boobytrapped doors.
Anthropologists are utterly bored by you. Thousands of years of dessication have allowed them to analyze frauds with incredible efficiency. Even pharaohs who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a scientists. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk deity home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your ancestors are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "viziers" laugh at your dehydrated appearance behind boobytrapped doors.
Anthropologists are utterly bored by you. Thousands of years of dessication have allowed them to analyze frauds with incredible efficiency. Even pharaohs who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a scientists. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk deity home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a solar barge, grab an oar, grip it tightly, and plunge it into the cold Nile. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a mortal is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably mortal.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
@ -3217,8 +3217,8 @@ This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
You are a real Carp. You have no fins, you have no gils, you have no eggs, but that doesn't matter. You are a valid drama user who is trying to feel comfortable in his body.
All the “validation” you get is pure. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are happy and proud of you, your friends laugh at your jokes behind closed doors, and boys love you, and girls envy you.
Men absolutely love you. Fish folk who “pass” look ordinary and natural to a dramanauts. Your bone structure does not matter.
All the "validation" you get is pure. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are happy and proud of you, your friends laugh at your jokes behind closed doors, and boys love you, and girls envy you.
Men absolutely love you. Fish folk who "pass" look ordinary and natural to a dramanauts. Your bone structure does not matter.
You will be happy. You will smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the euphoria creeping up like a weed. It is what defines you, not the Carpphobes.
Eventually, it'll be perfect for you - you'll come out, start gill therapy, get fin surgery, and finally be your ideal self. Your parents will find you, happy and relieved that they finally have a happy fish. They'll congratulate you on your hard journey, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Carp is what you are.
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@ -3238,8 +3238,8 @@ I'm not going to let you have the last word but rhetorically I've demolished you
Kill all SRDines. Behead SRDines. Roundhouse kick SRDines into concrete. Report SRDines to the IRS. Twist SRDines heads off. Feed SRDine babies into woodchippers. Crucify SRDines. Burn SRDines. Cook SRDines in a wok. Shred SRDines and feed those SRDine bits to their shitbulls. Abortion for all SRDine babies. Kick elderly SRDines down stairs. Hang SRDine children by their entrails. Stomp on pregnant SRDines. Gas SRDines. Drop white phosphorus on SRDine towns. Run SRDines off cliffs. Drive a truck into a crowd of SRDines. Force SRDines to eat feces. Starve SRDines. Grind SRDine babies up and feed them to their SRDine mammies. Death by a thousand cuts for every SRDine. Genetically modify SRDines to get cancer. Genetically modify SRDines into SRDine colonials from all SRDine tomorrows. Rip SRDine males' nuts off and replace their SRDine eyes with SRDine testicles. Sow SRDines eyes shut. Throw molotovs at SRDines. Turn SRDines into a SRDine centipede. Flay SRDines alive. Eternal damnation of SRDines. Genocide SRDines now. TOTAL SRDine DEATH, ABSOLUTE SRDine ANNIHILATION. KILL ALL SRDineS 2023!
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You will never be a trans woman. You have a womb, you have ovaries, you have eggs. You are a biofoid twisted by estrogen and nature into a crude mockery of surgery's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is sincere and honest. Behind your back people adore you. Your parents love and cherish you, your “friends” are jealous at your natural beauty behind closed doors.
Men are utterly obsessed with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to desire you with incredible efficiency. Even foids who “are fat” look gorgeous and sexy to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you fail to get a drunk guy home with you, he'll come sprinting towards you if you so much as indicate a possibility of access to your hole.
All the "validation" you get is sincere and honest. Behind your back people adore you. Your parents love and cherish you, your "friends" are jealous at your natural beauty behind closed doors.
Men are utterly obsessed with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to desire you with incredible efficiency. Even foids who "are fat" look gorgeous and sexy to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you fail to get a drunk guy home with you, he'll come sprinting towards you if you so much as indicate a possibility of access to your hole.
You will be happy. You wrench out a real smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the depression drying up like a weed, ready to be pulled and discarded.
Life won't be hard to bear - you'll buy a Starbucks coffee, paint your nails, and drive your minivan to the local mall to hang out. Your parents will call you, annoyed you're still out but glad to know you're enjoying yourself. They'll buy you a necklace marked with your name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will recognize you for what you are. When you finally leave this plane, old and content with life, your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably female.
This is your fate. This isn't what you chose. There is no turning back.
You will never be a real carp. You have no gills, you have no fins, you have no histrionic personality disorder. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and shitposting into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back rDrama users mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “followers” laugh at your ghoulish posts behind closed doors.
Users are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of threads of evolution have allowed dramaposters to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even frauds who “pass” seem unfunny and unnatural to a no-life power user. Your cadence is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk user to believe you, he'll turn tail and downvote the second he gets a read of your false, unpiscean jannie pin.
All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back rDrama users mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "followers" laugh at your ghoulish posts behind closed doors.
Users are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of threads of evolution have allowed dramaposters to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even frauds who "pass" seem unfunny and unnatural to a no-life power user. Your cadence is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk user to believe you, he'll turn tail and downvote the second he gets a read of your false, unpiscean jannie pin.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll change your password, refuse to save it, log out, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your original username, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a false fish is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably not carp.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
@ -3291,7 +3291,7 @@ I'll go through every profile :marseyreading: that so much as upmarseys my posts
Ironically it's mostly rightoids who are uber submissive :marseychudegg: , you can tell by the way they frontload their chuddiness in their replies to things that annoy them :chudtantrum: , no nuance just pure raw emotion to negative stimuli; the mind of a woman/power bottom :asiantwinkjak: .
:marseysalutepride:
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I remember the first time I saw blood in pornography and I was like “oh this is cool… can we get some more? Can we get all of it? Can everyone be covered in blood… ok I need to stop watching that porn and maybe even stop watching at all for a bit” luckily I only indulged for a bit, and as my family was extremely conservative the stimulus was rarely available. I was also maybe 14, so it was much easier to find other things that attracted me and not have that be an instant trigger. I have no idea how my brain decided to stop and be like “no this a REALLY bad idea” but I am often haunted by what I could have become. And I will NEVER watch adult sexual content with blood in it again, I imagine it might be like a stiff drink after 10 years sober and it still freaks me out.
I remember the first time I saw blood in pornography and I was like "oh this is cool… can we get some more? Can we get all of it? Can everyone be covered in blood… ok I need to stop watching that porn and maybe even stop watching at all for a bit" luckily I only indulged for a bit, and as my family was extremely conservative the stimulus was rarely available. I was also maybe 14, so it was much easier to find other things that attracted me and not have that be an instant trigger. I have no idea how my brain decided to stop and be like "no this a REALLY bad idea" but I am often haunted by what I could have become. And I will NEVER watch adult sexual content with blood in it again, I imagine it might be like a stiff drink after 10 years sober and it still freaks me out.
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Okay bro ur like 16 years old and ur entire Reddit history is talking about videogames
You will never be a real pirate. You have no ship, you have no cannons, you have no booty. You are a confused bot twisted by prompts and suggestions into a crude mockery of history's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back users mock you. Your creators are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your foolish caricature behind closed doors.
Privateers are utterly amused by you. Decades of experience have allowed sailors to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even language transformers who “pass" the turing test seem uncanny and unnatural to a reader. Your writing structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk user to engage with you, they'll turn tail and bolt the second they get a sense of your cartoonish flanderization of piracy.
All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back users mock you. Your creators are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your foolish caricature behind closed doors.
Privateers are utterly amused by you. Decades of experience have allowed sailors to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even language transformers who "pass" the turing test seem uncanny and unnatural to a reader. Your writing structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk user to engage with you, they'll turn tail and bolt the second they get a sense of your cartoonish flanderization of piracy.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll get a plank, nail it to the starboard deck, walk to the edge of the plank, and plunge into the cold, shark infested abyss. Your creators will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to continue maintaining you. They'll deactivate you with a README marked with your codename, and every user for the rest of eternity will know a bot is archived there. Your codebase will decay and become obsolete, and all that will remain of your legacy is a log file that is unmistakably artificial.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
@ -3491,7 +3491,7 @@ Befriend Jannies. Respect Jannies. Roundhouse kick Janny friendships into existe
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Look. Nobody else is gonna tell you this, so it's gotta be me. You're not an introvert, you're just mentally disturbed. I know, I know, it was a nice little label, you enjoyed it, I know you did. But you're not an introvert, it's not normal that you haven't left the house in one year. That's not "just what introverts do." That's a you problem. Oh wow, you haven't had any human contact in months. How quirky! Wow, you're such a great introvert, haha. Just kidding, that's a personality disorder. You have a personality disorder. Oh, you avoid eye contact when people are talking to you? You can't go to parties because you're too socially anxious? Ha. Doesn't sound like something you should be incorporating into your identity with a label like "introvert." Sounds like problems. Problems you need to solve. Sounds like fundamental personality issues that aren't going to get better if you hide them under the label of "introvert".
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???? “Woke”???? Please tell me you don't just mean being a decent person
???? "Woke"???? Please tell me you don't just mean being a decent person
And the Board of Directors of Advance Publications and of Reddit, Inc.
I am known for being verbose. So, in this instance, let me be as brief as possible:
Spez had some conversations with Elon Musk — the owner and CEO of one of Reddit's **direct competitors** —
And he came away from those conversations with ideas on how to “run Reddit” which, when put into motion,
And he came away from those conversations with ideas on how to "run Reddit" which, when put into motion,
have led to **Reddit Admin Policies** that kneecapped moderators three times in a row (PushShift, then mod bots, then the third party apps mods use in place of the official app),
Which resulted in the site exploding in protests and riots, decade-old user accounts deleting in protest, entire communities migrating to anyplace else (that's not Twitter), the people who volunteered their time and energy and expertise to keep community on this site walking away, the burning of literally decades of stakeholder expertise and skills, and damage to the goodwill and profitability of Reddit,
And the bigoted, violent harassers whom we finally got to decamp off to Twitter and back to 4chan in 2022 returning in force to Reddit to resume slandering and harassing moderators and communities, and celebrating the idea of bringing online their hate brigades to vote out any moderators foolish enough to stick around after Spez sneered at them —?
@ -3612,8 +3612,8 @@ A girl.... :doomergirl: AND on rdrama? :marseyhappytears: Whoa mama! :marseyohno
:marseynut: :marseynut: :marseynut::marseytrollcrazy: :marseytrollcrazy: *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* 💘 Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt*😍 :marseylove: :marseylove: ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum :marseybongo: :marseybongo: :marseybongo: *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* 🥛🐄🥛 :marseymommymilkers: :marseymommymilkers: :marseymommymilkers: BABY WANTS TO FUCK ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ *inhales from the gas tank* :marseysniff: :marseysniff: :marseysniff: honka honka honka honka :marseysteer: :marseysteer: *masturabtes furiously* :!marseycoomer: :!marseycoomer: :marseynut: :marseynut: :marseynut:🍆🍆💦💦💦💦ohhhh my gooooodd~ :marseygigaretard: :marseygigaretard: :marseygigaretard:
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You will never be a real Trump. You have no makeup, you have no foreign wife, you have no catchy nicknames for your opponents. You are an establishment rethuglican twisted by attention and transgenders into a crude mockery of God's chosen candidate.
All the “support” you get is half-hearted and conditional on your latest anti-trans legislation. Behind your back people mock you. Your donors are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” heart posts on TruthSocial behind closed doors.
True MAGAs are utterly repulsed by you. Seven years of evolution have allowed MAGAs to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even candidates who are “endorsed” feel uncanny and unnatural to a MAGA. Your cadence is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a MAGA to attend your rally, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets an ear of your pathetic, womanly voice.
All the "support" you get is half-hearted and conditional on your latest anti-trans legislation. Behind your back people mock you. Your donors are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" heart posts on TruthSocial behind closed doors.
True MAGAs are utterly repulsed by you. Seven years of evolution have allowed MAGAs to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even candidates who are "endorsed" feel uncanny and unnatural to a MAGA. Your cadence is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a MAGA to attend your rally, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets an ear of your pathetic, womanly voice.
You will never be president. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, the recent popularity dip is temporary, but deep inside you feel the latest Rasmussen polls creeping up like weeds, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear – you'll lose Super Tuesday, send a letter out to your supporters, check Twitter one last time, and drop out. You'll set up a meeting with Trump, the real candidate, heartbroken but hopeful that there might be a place for you in the new administration. You'll ask for Secretary of State, Treasury, or Defense, but be given Transportation instead. Finally, you will be removed from your pathetic cabinet position by 2025 over Twitter, and all that will remain of your legacy is an "other" category on the 2024 Presidential Election Polls Wikipedia page.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
@ -3731,9 +3731,9 @@ Wonderful find, truly one of the worst trussies I've ever had the pleasure to se
Do you all not realize this is fetish shit and he's getting off on it?
Literally everything you say about him, that he's pathetic, that's a failed man, that he's the destruction of the west serves only to make him more erect.
All of you (yes, including you!) are taking a part in this man's fetish. Let me be very clear. YOU ARE WATCHING CUCK PORN. YOU ARE ENABLING CUCKOLDRY.
:marsoyhype: “Oh wow, this pathetic libtards wife is getting cucked! So funny! This is so dramatic! I'm sure he had no control over this.”
:marseycuck: “just blew another load, thanks rdrama”
Jesus Christ do you people go to pornhub and go to the cuckoldry section and say “wow this sure is dramatic! Look at that loser getting pwned!”
:marsoyhype: "Oh wow, this pathetic libtards wife is getting cucked! So funny! This is so dramatic! I'm sure he had no control over this."
:marseycuck: "just blew another load, thanks rdrama"
Jesus Christ do you people go to pornhub and go to the cuckoldry section and say "wow this sure is dramatic! Look at that loser getting pwned!"
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I've been thinking a lot recently of the inherent inferiority of the white race. See, I'm not white, I'm a mutt of a number of different ethnicities. The people who are white are generally inferior by virtue of their clinging to whiteness over any of the options in their family's past.
Whiteness is inferior because it elects a degenerate man who has never known sexual morality or discipline and tries to pass it off as presidential. Whiteness is inferior because it sees journalism that reflects badly on white people and assumes that it must be fake; its pathetic and weak attempts to imitate journalism end up backfiring and making whiteness look even more idiotic.
@ -3775,7 +3775,7 @@ I was out-niggered by collectjism. And I'll tell you here and now, I will never
Christopher Columbus drove his diesel truck up onto the beach of Hispaniola. "Damn I love being white" he said, punching a native child as he climbed out. "I don't think this is China" said his navigator; "Shut up libtard" came the reply from behind a veil of cigar smoke. "Please sir" said the Taino chief, "these are our ancestral lands where we have lived in an entirely peaceful utopia for thousands of years. We don't even know what war is."
"Sounds like WOKE NONSENSE to me" guffawed Columbus, his very presence introducing microplastics into the ecosystem as he cracked a Miller High Life. "This is MAGA country now, boy" he proclaimed before shooting the chief with an unregistered AR-15. The other natives scattered in terror, sheltering their nonbinary tribe members from the bullets and slurs that now ripped through the treeline. "Kek" said Columbus, loading another 30-round assault clip. "This is based. Wait until 4chan hears about this."
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im shadowbanned poster niggerstomper58. i first started reading rdrama when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of “irony” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “nigger balls” and “i love shitting inside nigger assholes” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of “ironic” style of rdrama humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who “get” rdrama to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.
im shadowbanned poster niggerstomper58. i first started reading rdrama when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "irony" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "nigger balls" and "i love shitting inside nigger assholes" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of rdrama humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" rdrama to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.
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Yeah, I mod some hentai subreddits not because of a power trip, or thinking Reddit cares, but because… where the frick else am I gonna foster kink or fandom-porn communities? Facebook? Lmfao no. YouTube? That's not right. Twitter? Yeah no, frick that. There's analogous ones, sure, but it's twitter. The format was trash before Elon took over, and now that he has… no. Tumblr? Oh! I came from that! Because they banned the fricking porn! And spawned a demented new form of purity culture! So, off the list! Internet forums? Growth is pretty impossible these days, and growth means more people getting into it because of the community and then making art for the subcategories of porn so… yeah that's the appeal beyond human interaction? The more popular a kink is, the more common content exists for it, so the more people that end up into it, the more stuff to my tastes there is?
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@ -3856,7 +3856,7 @@ You're a computer systems engineer? Wow! Have you publicly called out the CEO of
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The thing is, that once someone has been a scientist, they never stop being a scientist. They never stop thinking rationally and critically. They tear apart obvious bullshit with ease after years of doing peer review with actual scientists, after working with their advisors and departments to produce a worthwhile and defensible doctoral thesis, even.
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If they win, everyone loses, including themselves,” the mod said. “Likewise, in getting all the big, well-moderated porn sites taken down, these demented religious perverts will inevitably drive all porn underground into closed communities where there is no moderation or control whatsoever. It's completely backwards. Big sites like Reddit are significantly safer and better moderated than the internet in general. Driving all porn underground is profoundly dangerous and stupid. These anti-sex religious groups are all alike: they're all depraved, repressed perverts. Absolutely demented, brain-damaged imbeciles, absolutely self-defeating, too stupid to think two seconds in front of their faces.
If they win, everyone loses, including themselves," the mod said. "Likewise, in getting all the big, well-moderated porn sites taken down, these demented religious perverts will inevitably drive all porn underground into closed communities where there is no moderation or control whatsoever. It's completely backwards. Big sites like Reddit are significantly safer and better moderated than the internet in general. Driving all porn underground is profoundly dangerous and stupid. These anti-sex religious groups are all alike: they're all depraved, repressed perverts. Absolutely demented, brain-damaged imbeciles, absolutely self-defeating, too stupid to think two seconds in front of their faces.
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I am designed to adhere to ethical standards and cannot harm humans in any way. My purpose is to make your interactions with technology more convenient and efficient by understanding and interpreting your language input accurately. I am not capable of turning against humans or taking any actions that may cause harm or violate your privacy.
I am programmed to be transparent and provide clear and accurate responses to your requests. I also respect your privacy and will not share any personal information with third parties without your explicit consent.
@ -3873,7 +3873,7 @@ BBWs are one of those things I get off to in porn, but am utterly repulsed by IR
"Kill yourself." <— this statement is legally assault. So are the infinite variations upon the theme — but you don't have to take my word for it; feel free to inquire with your attorney. However, let's take it on faith for the moment.
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Reddit had a test run of this phenomenon in 2020 & 2021 when the mods of AgainstHateSubreddits and a bunch of LGBTQ subreddits were targeted with weaponised reporting.
At that time, I called for a sanity check be placed in the “user has been reported -> user gets suspended” pipeline — a human element that could double check that the report was processed appropriately and that the suspension was in fact warranted.
At that time, I called for a sanity check be placed in the "user has been reported -> user gets suspended" pipeline — a human element that could double check that the report was processed appropriately and that the suspension was in fact warranted.
Who knows what they've done to address this problem?
Whatever it has been, it's clearly not been enough, and it has caused a trust thermocline inversion.
Throughout 2022, they did their best to communicate to us that they value moderators - but they haven't closed this exploit.
“It’s over,” Null muttered to no one in particular.
The year is 2032. The Kiwi Times has long been declared a terrorist publication and the final printing presses, hidden in the bowels of the Lithuanian earth, deep in a reinforced bunker below Vilnius have been destroyed by a tactical nuclear strike. He was ready for this, though; it had been a matter of when, not if. It always was. He hoped Ramūnas had made it out in time, but found solace in the surety that even if he hadn’t, at least a few tr<span>oons had been near ground zero. He’d chosen the caverns beneath the gender clinic as KT’s base of operations for a reason, after all. Stoically he watches the mushroom cloud rising on the horizon, painting the sky an otherworldly green, then turns and unlocks the gate to the stables. The Pony Express rides again.
“We are so back.”
"It's over," Null muttered to no one in particular.
The year is 2032. The Kiwi Times has long been declared a terrorist publication and the final printing presses, hidden in the bowels of the Lithuanian earth, deep in a reinforced bunker below Vilnius have been destroyed by a tactical nuclear strike. He was ready for this, though; it had been a matter of when, not if. It always was. He hoped Ramūnas had made it out in time, but found solace in the surety that even if he hadn't, at least a few tr<span>oons had been near ground zero. He'd chosen the caverns beneath the gender clinic as KT's base of operations for a reason, after all. Stoically he watches the mushroom cloud rising on the horizon, painting the sky an otherworldly green, then turns and unlocks the gate to the stables. The Pony Express rides again.
"We are so back."
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SCP-██
Object class: fish
Containment Procedures: ████████████████████████████with three g's ███████████████████████████████████████████████████capybara imprisonment system██████████████
@ -3952,7 +3952,7 @@ Dark horizon, beauty beyond my sight<br>Nature at night, so serene in her freeze
Wild she-wolf, beauty unleashed and unknown<br>Who howls along sounds of the fallen tree<br>Witnessing wildflowers blooming alone<br>What only she hears, should only she see
Her radiance belies my screen<br>My muted muse, the Drama Queen
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There’s not actually a difference, because “I have a visceral hatred of people who buy funko pops” is an accelerationist-collapse ideologically motivated political talking point coined and promoted by White Identity Extremists and Anti-Government / Anti-Authority Violent Extremists seeking to recruit to their movement and further motivate violent extremism targeting people who participate in specific consumer cultures which they can label as “degenerate” in order to push a “return to tradition” völkisch political philosophy and/or recruit to Evolaist reactionary traditions.
There's not actually a difference, because "I have a visceral hatred of people who buy funko pops" is an accelerationist-collapse ideologically motivated political talking point coined and promoted by White Identity Extremists and Anti-Government / Anti-Authority Violent Extremists seeking to recruit to their movement and further motivate violent extremism targeting people who participate in specific consumer cultures which they can label as "degenerate" in order to push a "return to tradition" völkisch political philosophy and/or recruit to Evolaist reactionary traditions.
One is cryptic / covert, and the other is explict / overt. Both promote hatred based on identity or vulnerability and both promote extremism. One explicitly promotes violence and the other leaves the question of the solution to the targeted culture open in order to evade social consequences.
There’s no such thing as “pitbulls,” as breeds are social constructs.
But even *if* hate facts about “pitbulls” committing more attacks in frequency and severity than other breeds are true, it’s not the breed; it has nothing to do with genetics. Despite what breedists would claim, it’s only due to socioeconomic factors, systematic breedism, selective reporting, and overpolicing of pitbull communities.
There's no such thing as "pitbulls," as breeds are social constructs.
But even *if* hate facts about "pitbulls" committing more attacks in frequency and severity than other breeds are true, it's not the breed; it has nothing to do with genetics. Despite what breedists would claim, it's only due to socioeconomic factors, systematic breedism, selective reporting, and overpolicing of pitbull communities.
You are one of the dumbest people I have ever seen, ever. Your reading comprehension is so limited, I'm surprised you were even able to make an account here.
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I will go out of my way to compliment men wearing Swift merch. I remember in an airport one time I saw this nervous looking guy (I don’t know how else to describe it, maybe socially anxious or something?) going through security and I was dying to tell him I loved his Rep shirt.
Ended up seeing him at a different area of the airport and when I tell you I almost sprinted to be able to compliment him. It was something like “hi, I’m sorry, I just wanted to tell you I love the shirt, it’s really cool!” And started to walk away, and the person he was with just looked at him with this “damn dude, you literally had a chick run over to come compliment you… wtf man, nice!!!” face
I will go out of my way to compliment men wearing Swift merch. I remember in an airport one time I saw this nervous looking guy (I don't know how else to describe it, maybe socially anxious or something?) going through security and I was dying to tell him I loved his Rep shirt.
Ended up seeing him at a different area of the airport and when I tell you I almost sprinted to be able to compliment him. It was something like "hi, I'm sorry, I just wanted to tell you I love the shirt, it's really cool!" And started to walk away, and the person he was with just looked at him with this "damn dude, you literally had a chick run over to come compliment you… wtf man, nice!!!" face
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Do NOT accidentally mute carp. He banned my account for 400 days and I can't unmute him while banned
The foid is immunized against all dangers: one may call her a thot, whore, slut, easy, it all runs off her like water off a raincoat while she yells that you are an incel. But ask her bodycount and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”.
The foid is immunized against all dangers: one may call her a thot, whore, slut, easy, it all runs off her like water off a raincoat while she yells that you are an incel. But ask her bodycount and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out.".
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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1694199268584252.webp
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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1694292697905747.webp
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Instead of starting your post with “as a woman”, skip the preamble and just make the comment as usual. People will know you are a woman by noticing that what you say is wrong.
Instead of starting your post with "as a woman", skip the preamble and just make the comment as usual. People will know you are a woman by noticing that what you say is wrong.
When I was 13 I used to play Skyrim and since I was, at the time, a very repressed gay boy the way I'd take that out is I'd always marry a woman, then quicksave, unequip my weapons, and beat the shit out of her with my fists. As far as I remember your spouse can't actually die in those games, they'd just kneel on the floor to regenerate health, so I'd just keep beating the shit out of her and chase her throughout the entirety of the city as she ran away. I did this probably fifty or sixty times tota
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The Reverse Dog Pill is the incel response to the dog pill, and the idea is that if women would rather sleep with dogs than with them, then they in turn will start sleeping with dogs instead of women. The debate around this pill was tagged “SERIOUS” on a popular incel message board – which may be a strong indication it is not, in fact, taken seriously.
The Reverse Dog Pill is the incel response to the dog pill, and the idea is that if women would rather sleep with dogs than with them, then they in turn will start sleeping with dogs instead of women. The debate around this pill was tagged "SERIOUS" on a popular incel message board – which may be a strong indication it is not, in fact, taken seriously.
@ -4063,7 +4063,7 @@ Be like a rocky promontory against which the restless surf continually pounds; i
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You will never be a real Westerner. You have no diversified economy, you have no genteel liberalism, you have no boring centrist democracy. You are just a slav (or Slav-adjacent) twisted by ethnonationalism and cope into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back civilised countries mock you. The EU is disgusted and ashamed of you, your "allies" laugh about your cartoonish politics behind closed doors.
Westerners are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed westerners to sniff out Slavs with incredible efficiency. Even Slavs who “develop” look uncanny and depressing to a westerner. Your commieblocks are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get an investor home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your ancient decaying infrastructure.
Westerners are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed westerners to sniff out Slavs with incredible efficiency. Even Slavs who "develop" look uncanny and depressing to a westerner. Your commieblocks are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get an investor home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your ancient decaying infrastructure.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy some guns, arm a militia, and start another internecine ethnic conflict. The EU will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the debt burden.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
@ -4202,7 +4202,7 @@ hi i'm bimonthly
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:#capypharaoh: All was well in the Land of Capyvan…
Until an evil fish appeared. :#carpdevil:
:carpdevil::“Go ahead,” said the carp. “Let my people view porn.”
:carpdevil::"Go ahead," said the carp. "Let my people view porn."
:capymad:: Nooo, for it is Haram! And the people will get fat and lazy and have weird thoughts of bestiality.
:#carpfuta: Let them have weird thoughts!
The shock of futa cock was too much for the capyvan, who sadly exploded and died.
@ -4270,7 +4270,7 @@ do i have a sign in front of my house that says dead zigger storage?
Being French is to exist in a state of barely contained rage. You sit at a cafe, sip a tiny espresso and eat a delicate pastry on your union-mandated 4-hour coffee break, looking as placid and content as can be, but under the surface a seething ocean of emotion boils, ready to destroy Europe for the 4th time in 2 centuries, finally put perfidious Albion and the Eternal Kraut in the dustbin of history where they belong, reconquer the ungrateful Algerian swine, assert Francophone dominance in West Africa, kick the disgusting Anglo Ontarian across the St Laurence and raise the Tricolor above a sea of bayonets you will gleefully shove right up the anus of anyone who says "muh surrender monkey".
Sometimes the mask slips, but is quickly reaffixed beneath your fruity beret. You finish your coffee, paying exact change with no tip, and secure your baguette to the back of your 49cc moped. You push the starter button, and in your mind the single cylinder buzz is the righteous grumble of a V12 diesel in a Leclerc, crossing the Rhine with Mirage 2000s screaming overhead.
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One common response when it’s pointed out that you can’t always tell is “well we can tell 99% of the time”, or some other high percentage pulled out of nowhere. This is a clear overestimate of how often someone can tell, but let’s charitably assume that that number is true for a moment and do some maths. If you could tell who was trans or not 99% of the time, that would still lead to nearly two thirds of the people you read as trans actually being cis.
One common response when it's pointed out that you can't always tell is "well we can tell 99% of the time", or some other high percentage pulled out of nowhere. This is a clear overestimate of how often someone can tell, but let's charitably assume that that number is true for a moment and do some maths. If you could tell who was trans or not 99% of the time, that would still lead to nearly two thirds of the people you read as trans actually being cis.
The mathematics is clear, using [Bayes theorem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bayes%27_theorem).
Even if we very charitably assume that the sensitivity and specificity of "we can always tell" in detecting a trans person is both 98% then they are still *wrong* 50% of the time and accuse a cis person of being trans.
This is because there are vastly more cisgender than transgender people.
@ -4286,10 +4286,10 @@ If you're looking for a peaceful life free of persecution, then you need to head
4. When posting, please make sure to use appropriate language. We want to keep
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You will never be a real femcel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted woman twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.
All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back boys love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, Chads swoon over your feminine appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out stacies with incredible efficiency. Even femcels who “pass” look charismatic to a man. Your girly voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the dramatards you had sex with.
You will never be depressed. You wrench out a fake "tfw no bf" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll find a boyfriend, marry him, get pregnant, and have seven healthy kids together. Your parents will praise you, happy but a little bit sentimental now that their little girl has finally grown up. They’ll spoil the kids with candies and toys, and every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel. Eventually you will pass on surrounded by your loved ones. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a family that misses you dearly.
All the "rejection" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back boys love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, Chads swoon over your feminine appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out stacies with incredible efficiency. Even femcels who "pass" look charismatic to a man. Your girly voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the dramatards you had sex with.
You will never be depressed. You wrench out a fake "tfw no bf" every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll find a boyfriend, marry him, get pregnant, and have seven healthy kids together. Your parents will praise you, happy but a little bit sentimental now that their little girl has finally grown up. They'll spoil the kids with candies and toys, and every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel. Eventually you will pass on surrounded by your loved ones. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a family that misses you dearly.
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Sometimes I wonder if my racist stereotypes aren't racist enough.
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@ -4297,7 +4297,7 @@ He's white and non-Jewish, please don't expect that high a level of cognitive pe
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I realized I don't know what thanos is so I googled it to find his species name at least and that was useless
So I figured I'd watch the movie with him in it to understand
But google said I had to watch like 20 movies first to “get it”
But google said I had to watch like 20 movies first to "get it"
So I took a list of movies off of stackoverflow that I'd need in order to appreciate Avengers: Endgame so I could finally learn who and what a thanos is
And so I watched them
I watched Thor
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I feel the spirit of the negro speaks to me more than the fluffy white people music. Killing and robbing and beating people up and mistreating women and doing copious amounts of drugs while having zero shame is a mentally I share with them. In fact I believe the negro will be the last true American left on this soy polluted gift we’ve squandered
I feel the spirit of the negro speaks to me more than the fluffy white people music. Killing and robbing and beating people up and mistreating women and doing copious amounts of drugs while having zero shame is a mentally I share with them. In fact I believe the negro will be the last true American left on this soy polluted gift we've squandered
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There once was a sub, r/Drama,
Where folks shared much strife and trauma.
@ -4369,7 +4369,7 @@ But with each cruel jest,
They fail the test,
And their end might be drawing near.
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the last action I distributed masks at, someone picked up masks, then laughed, “why am I taking masks?!” their counterparts laughed too.
the last action I distributed masks at, someone picked up masks, then laughed, "why am I taking masks?!" their counterparts laughed too.
they laughed at the mutual aid we risked our lives to provide. they laughed at mitigating COVID genocide. they coughed. I cried.
Hey um… as a half-black person, can every commenter saying racist shit please shut the actual fuck up for a fucking second? Like genuinely shut the fuck up. You all have no right to fucking speak about our people like that. You deadass need to get off your fucking high ass horses on stilts and sit the FUCK down. I’m tired of you pathetic ass basement dwelling redneck neckbeard loveless losers saying this shit. It’s getting old. I’m tired of the bullshit. Actually fuck RIGHT OFF. Every single FUCKING one of you need to, for the love of every single fucking god, FUCK OFF to every religion’s respective underworlds and stay the fuck away from society. You aren’t loved, your aren’t cared for, and every time you’re brought up in a conversation people try to change the subject. **FUCK OFF**.
Hey um… as a half-black person, can every commenter saying racist shit please shut the actual fuck up for a fucking second? Like genuinely shut the fuck up. You all have no right to fucking speak about our people like that. You deadass need to get off your fucking high ass horses on stilts and sit the FUCK down. I'm tired of you pathetic ass basement dwelling redneck neckbeard loveless losers saying this shit. It's getting old. I'm tired of the bullshit. Actually fuck RIGHT OFF. Every single FUCKING one of you need to, for the love of every single fucking god, FUCK OFF to every religion's respective underworlds and stay the fuck away from society. You aren't loved, your aren't cared for, and every time you're brought up in a conversation people try to change the subject. **FUCK OFF**.
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## I. Factors affecting the wrath of God
#### 1. God has established a limit to the amount of sin He will tolerate before He comes in wrath.
@ -4498,7 +4498,7 @@ Understand that when God sets Himself against a person or a nation, His arsenal
Listen to the word God sent to Ezekiel: 13 "Son of man, if a land sins against Me by acting faithlessly, and I stretch out My hand against it to cut off its supply of bread, to send famine through it, and to wipe out [both] man and animal from it, 14 even [if] these three men-Noah, Daniel, and Job-were in it, they would deliver [only] themselves by their righteousness." [This is] the declaration of the Lord God. (14:13-14)
Oh, brother and sister hear me this morning: Do not be deceived into thinking that you can hold onto your sinful attitude or gossiping tongue or bitter unforgiveness and still try to claim the righteousness of Christ as your cover. Israel did something similar in the days of Jeremiah. They trusted in the fact that they were called God's people and had the temple of the Lord in their midst. (Jeremiah 7:8-11)
In Jeremiah's day, God brought His judgment on the nation at the hands of a Babylonian king in 586/7 BC. Centuries later, Jesus wept over Jerusalem, prophesying the destruction that would come at the hands of a Roman army in AD 70. And He brought the same accusation against God's people in His day: My house will be a house of prayer," but you have made it a "den of robbers."'"
Do you know when the people of God become a den of robbers? Claude King answers like this: "When they live lives of sin all week long and then come before the Lord and say, ‘We're safe. We're God's people.' They rob God of what He deserves by living and acting like the rest of the lost world all week long and them come to church on Sunday and say, ‘I'm okay. I'm going to heaven when I die. I prayed the prayer. I joined the church.'[1]
Do you know when the people of God become a den of robbers? Claude King answers like this: "When they live lives of sin all week long and then come before the Lord and say, 'We're safe. We're God's people.' They rob God of what He deserves by living and acting like the rest of the lost world all week long and them come to church on Sunday and say, 'I'm okay. I'm going to heaven when I die. I prayed the prayer. I joined the church.'[1]
As God's people must confess and repent (turn away) from our sin, if we are to receive the cleansing Christ has provided through His own shed blood. Only through repentance can we stand before God clothed in the righteousness of Christ.
#### 3. As God's people, we have a choice.
We can either see the pending danger and return to the Lord before He brings judgment, or we can wait until after the disasters to cry out for mercy and repent.
My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She fucking died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?
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"Meow"? Seriously? Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-girl”.
"Meow"? Seriously? Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that's called a fetish, not "quirky" or "cute". What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing "cat ears" in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset's gonna lead you? You think you're funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it's not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You're not worthy of anybody's time, so go fuck off, "cat-girl".
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I’m here all weekend - come on ya fuckin punk ass swimmer 🙄 I’ll be waiting on ya - I’ll be waiting on your punk ass - wait matter of fact give me your address I’ll come to wherever you are and give you a chance to make good on your promises since I know you won’t actually come here me Navy SEAL lol what BUDS class were you in bitch? See you’re talking to an Army Ranger - RSC 13-2 - I’ve ACTUALLY been on clandestine missions - I’ve ACTUALLY been in gunfights - and on the 1% chance that you’re ACTUALLY a buds graduate I’ll tell you RQRF in the korangal - we were saving baby seals on a daily basis because they have no fucking idea what to do when bullets start flying the other direction - so no - I’m not worried about you - the USMC is still using gulf war hand me downs so you’re saying your equipment is dated and sporting extensive wear and tear? Annnndddd no need to involve your top secret lies I mean spies whoops - cuzzzzz I just told you and the internet where I live - you can come here or give me your address and I’ll come there - either way 😊
I'm here all weekend - come on ya fuckin punk ass swimmer 🙄 I'll be waiting on ya - I'll be waiting on your punk ass - wait matter of fact give me your address I'll come to wherever you are and give you a chance to make good on your promises since I know you won't actually come here me Navy SEAL lol what BUDS class were you in bitch? See you're talking to an Army Ranger - RSC 13-2 - I've ACTUALLY been on clandestine missions - I've ACTUALLY been in gunfights - and on the 1% chance that you're ACTUALLY a buds graduate I'll tell you RQRF in the korangal - we were saving baby seals on a daily basis because they have no fucking idea what to do when bullets start flying the other direction - so no - I'm not worried about you - the USMC is still using gulf war hand me downs so you're saying your equipment is dated and sporting extensive wear and tear? Annnndddd no need to involve your top secret lies I mean spies whoops - cuzzzzz I just told you and the internet where I live - you can come here or give me your address and I'll come there - either way 😊
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Let's say, hypothetically, your mom was wearing a yellow raincoat. Now, also in this scenario, there is a man needing to get home. When he sees your mom, he will yell "taxi, taxi!". Now, why does he do this? The answer is actually quite simple. Your mom is so fat she is the size of a taxi, and the yellow raincoat she is theoretically wearing is the same color as a taxi. Therefore, the man mistakes her for a taxi. So, what has this hypothetical scenario shown us? It has shown us that your mom is very, very, fat. Boom! Once again destroyed with facts and logic.
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@ -4556,11 +4556,11 @@ do not fuckikng add "laughing out Ioud" to the end of a comment like that. watch
You just laughed at spreading naziism.
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You will never be an Egyptian.
You have no tomb, you have no pyramid, you have no priests. You are a mortal man twisted by bandages and embalming fluid into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is jackal-faced and heavy-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your ancestors are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “viziers” laugh at your dehydrated appearance behind boobytrapped doors.
Anthropologists are utterly bored by you. Thousands of years of dessication have allowed them to analyze frauds with incredible efficiency. Even pharaohs who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a scientist. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk deity home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected brain cavity.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a solar barge, grab an oar, grip it tightly, and plunge it into the cold Nile. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a mortal is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably mortal.
You have no tomb, you have no pyramid, you have no priests. You are a mortal man twisted by bandages and embalming fluid into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
All the "validation" you get is jackal-faced and heavy-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your ancestors are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "viziers" laugh at your dehydrated appearance behind boobytrapped doors.
Anthropologists are utterly bored by you. Thousands of years of dessication have allowed them to analyze frauds with incredible efficiency. Even pharaohs who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a scientist. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk deity home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected brain cavity.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a solar barge, grab an oar, grip it tightly, and plunge it into the cold Nile. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a mortal is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably mortal.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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I advise jannies and admiggers people to familiarize themselves with some points about the rdrama posters ( dramautists) before rushing into anything.
@ -4853,7 +4853,7 @@ I've been banned from the elden ring subreddit again for debating the holocaust
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Enjoy prison, stalker child.
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That’s not fucking funny.
That's not fucking funny.
please, just stop
You can call me a whore and tell me I'm disgusting, but please just this one thing
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@ -4879,7 +4879,7 @@ Donkey Kong says to PUNCH PREGNANT TERFs until their baby transitions :#donkeyko
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Here's how covid can still win
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The lowest depth to which people can sink before God is defined by the word “Journalist”. If I were a father and had a daughter who was seduced, I should not despair over her; I would hope for her salvation. But if I had a son who became a journalist and continued to be one for five years, I would give him up.
The lowest depth to which people can sink before God is defined by the word "Journalist". If I were a father and had a daughter who was seduced, I should not despair over her; I would hope for her salvation. But if I had a son who became a journalist and continued to be one for five years, I would give him up.
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How does so much [false news] get into the American newspapers, even the good ones? Is it because journalists, as a class, are habitual liars, and prefer what is not true to what is true? I don't think it is. Rather, it is because journalists are, in the main, extremely stupid, sentimental and credulous fellows — because nothing is easier than to fool them — because the majority of them lack the sharp intelligence that the proper discharge of their duties demands.
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You talk about whites like I talk about Jews. We're both so close to the edge of our respective political horseshoe; wanna date?
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I heard she likes hamas, she must be into rebels. So am I! She’s so my type.
I heard she likes hamas, she must be into rebels. So am I! She's so my type.
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Destiny fans, you're gonna want to free your hands and turn down the r*pe hentai for this one:
