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Fuck you. Dog walkings great. Excellent way to make side cash and get exercise, and being able to immediately make any dog fall in love with you is a skill I use on a monthly basis.
Clearly you've never held true power. When the dogs at the dog park won't leave your side, no matter how many times their owners call them. When the girl you have a crush on's dog breaks free and makes a break for it, and in seconds its sitting at your feet refusing to budge.
"He normally doesn't like men" she says with a giggle. "I've never seen him so friendly. How'd you learn how to do that" <br>
"I'm a professional dog walker" you say <br>
"Ew.", she replies. "Yeah anyway I've gotta go, come on Cooper". <br>
But Cooper won't budge. Cooper won't even look at her. Cooper only looks at you. Cooper is your dog now. <br>
"Come on Cooper we have to go". <br>
"He only loved you because you fed him" you say. <br>
"What have you done to my dog". <br>
"He normally doesn't like men" she says with a giggle. "I've never seen him so friendly. How'd you learn how to do that"
"I'm a professional dog walker" you say
"Ew.", she replies. "Yeah anyway I've gotta go, come on Cooper".
But Cooper won't budge. Cooper won't even look at her. Cooper only looks at you. Cooper is your dog now.
"Come on Cooper we have to go".
"He only loved you because you fed him" you say.
"What have you done to my dog".
"He's not your dog anymore. Maybe he never was".<br>
"Fix him or I'm calling the cops.”<br>
"Since when was getting him fixed a priority white girl"<br>
"What?" <br>
"Fix him or I'm calling the cops.”
"Since when was getting him fixed a priority white girl"
"What?"
"N.... never mind that's just a reference to a song"
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@ -2860,25 +2860,25 @@ Laughter, like the wheezing of a thousand consumptive men. The Great Carp reared
“Thou art overthrown, boomer. Thy tribe hath perished, dashed like a potter's vessel by our fury. The earth is sown with thy nation's blood, and soon thine enemies will compass thee with bent bow and whetted bronze. Wilt thou not repent thy folly? Wilt thou not abase thyself before our Lord?”
{[para]}
&gt;The Moskva was struck by two missiles from hero Ukraine.
&gt;The Moskva is on fire<br>
&gt;The Moskva has just had an explosion on board.<br>
&gt;The Moskva is sinking.<br>
&gt;The Moskva has all hands lost.<br>
&gt;The Moskva has sunk.<br>
&gt;The Moskva had some of it's crew survive.<br>
&gt;The Moskva may not have been struck with missiles.<br>
&gt;The Moskva is still afloat but it's basically a total loss and will probably sink.<br>
&gt;The Moskva is being towed back to port.<br>
&gt;The Moskva fire has been put out.<br>
&gt;The Moskva's crew has survived and are all accounted for.<br>
&gt;The Moskva did not have a stores detonation.<br>
&gt;The Moskva is still moving under its own power and is apparently on it's way to port.<br>
**YOU ARE HERE.**<br>
&gt;The Moskva appears to have suffered some damage but will not be scrapped.<br>
&gt;The Moskva will never return to battle.<br>
&gt;The Moskva will never break out into the Atlantic.<br>
&gt;The Moskva will never personally keelhaul Boris Johnson by his fucking wig.<br>
&gt;The Moskva will never reach the east coast of the US.<br>
&gt;The Moskva is on fire
&gt;The Moskva has just had an explosion on board.
&gt;The Moskva is sinking.
&gt;The Moskva has all hands lost.
&gt;The Moskva has sunk.
&gt;The Moskva had some of it's crew survive.
&gt;The Moskva may not have been struck with missiles.
&gt;The Moskva is still afloat but it's basically a total loss and will probably sink.
&gt;The Moskva is being towed back to port.
&gt;The Moskva fire has been put out.
&gt;The Moskva's crew has survived and are all accounted for.
&gt;The Moskva did not have a stores detonation.
&gt;The Moskva is still moving under its own power and is apparently on it's way to port.
**YOU ARE HERE.**
&gt;The Moskva appears to have suffered some damage but will not be scrapped.
&gt;The Moskva will never return to battle.
&gt;The Moskva will never break out into the Atlantic.
&gt;The Moskva will never personally keelhaul Boris Johnson by his fucking wig.
&gt;The Moskva will never reach the east coast of the US.
&gt;The Moskva will never ship to shore the Outer Loop and the Capitol.
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DUDE i just LOVE the calm relaxation of the Midwest town, it's so PEACEFUL and makes me feel like i'm at one of my favorite FARMERS MARKETS. you should totally come on down to my rural farmhouse, it's got a MULTIPLE ACRE GRASS yard and everything, we can crack open a nice Busch Lite or eight and get crazy shooting some guns on the range! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the towny bar- listen here, right, it's a BAR where us FARMERS who do FARMING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it's also a BAR that doesn't ID kids, so we can smoke cigarettes INSIDE, with dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which harper and i have just celebrated our 7th anniversary -we're both going to her 5 year high school reunion tomorrow at the church, that way we can show off how much we spend on our THREE KIDS. OOFTA , i'm gonna SLAM this puppy chow and have some deer chislic!!!