diff --git a/files/assets/images/new-user.webp b/files/assets/images/new-user.webp
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..34ad0df92
Binary files /dev/null and b/files/assets/images/new-user.webp differ
diff --git a/files/classes/user.py b/files/classes/user.py
index 7c7aa5d04..94ba3acb7 100644
--- a/files/classes/user.py
+++ b/files/classes/user.py
@@ -261,6 +261,9 @@ class User(Base):
 		if self.is_cakeday:
 			return '/i/hats/Cakeday.webp'
 
+		if self.age < 86400:
+			return '/i/new-user.webp'
+
 		if self.forced_hat:
 			return f'/i/hats/{self.forced_hat[0]}.webp'
 
@@ -277,6 +280,9 @@ class User(Base):
 		if self.is_cakeday:
 			return "I've spent another year rotting my brain with dramaposting, please ridicule me 🤓"
 
+		if self.age < 86400:
+			return "Hi, I'm new here! Please be gentle :)"
+
 		if self.forced_hat:
 			return self.forced_hat[1]