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@ -3130,7 +3130,6 @@ This is going to be interesting to put it mildly no matter how it goes. I mean y
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I'm just saying it won't be pleasant.
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!slots
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I get routinely mocked in public for wearing a mask. (fake-liberal bastion of Austin, TX). If I weren't a tall, large man, it would likely be much worse.
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@ -3145,10 +3144,8 @@ Maybe another spike would give my safe behaviors more cover, because there would
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They took this from you.
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HELP!!!! My boyfriend came in my boipussy while I was boivulating and made me boipregnant. I don't want a boibortion and I don't want to go through the process of boibirth what do I do? :marseyblob:
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@ -3159,7 +3156,6 @@ Normies can't understand the thrill of pinning the Weasel. Night spent chasing a
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I am the “office manager” of AHS. I’ve spent the past three years keeping spreadsheets and have inboxes full of ticket closures, and have written reports characterizing the response accuracy of Reddit AEO.
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Would you like to escalate and mansplain my field of expertise to me more?
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Normies can't understand the thrill of pinning the capybara. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Aevann around the bean bag forts. His squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Dramatards build up an intoxicating, delerious state with "dude bussy lmbo" chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Aevann-toy with brooms if he tries to escape. Carp would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning r-slur verses. He runs through the bean bag maze skinny and malnourished, with his viagra powered peepee a divining rod for the capybara. Sweat gushing down his, face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps "Found you!”. The Codescapybara screeches defensively but Whorist Florist is upon him in seconds. His peepee thrusting blindly into his flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcemed about anything but the motion. Eventually serendepity finds his mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on the Carp's dehydrated peepee.
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@ -3168,7 +3164,6 @@ just want to know. Who hurt you so badly that you have to act like a grade schoo
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I want to fuck the conservative out of you. I can't help myself. Every time you come into my office with your low cut shirt and cross necklace subtly splayed across your immaculate breasts I think about taking you, right there, as a man (with your consent, of course, rape culture is not okay). I want to pull off your panties and eat your pussy until your juices trickle down to the lower classes. I want you to moan so hard and so loud that you can't form coherent words, let alone talk about what Rush Limbaugh said about immigrants the other day. Each time 'those people' crosses your lips I think about your mouth wrapped around my prodigious cock as my little people spill out of it. I want to make an anchor baby with you. I want to throw all the papers off my desk and ride you until gay marriage is legal in a majority of States or until you've come enough times to admit that maybe universal health care makes sense. And I mean all this respectfully, of course. I'm a feminist. Why do you do this to me. Why. Do you know what you're doing? Every time you come into my office and sit across from me and cross and recross your legs and talk about the weather and then (somehow) about how unemployment insurance is actually bad for poor people do you know that I'm wondering if your panties are equally as conservative? That I'm curious what you'd look like on top of me, my hands tweaking your nipples like doing so would be tweaking taxes on the top one percent? That I'm thinking about you looking back at me as I fuck you from behind, your Jesus necklace swaying back and forth as you scream "Drill, baby, drill!" You're not crazy, just politically hypocritical. Social conservatism is selfish and untenable. Your adherence to laws written when people owned slaves and the largest city was 1/10th of what it is now is ruining this god damn country. And I want you so bad. I want you so so bad. Ugh. Be my Monica Lewinsky. I'll be your Bill Clinton. Let's reach across the aisle... and into each other's pants.
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@ -3181,7 +3176,6 @@ Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortun
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Fuck all y'all crawling your way in here to downvote, just because you and your community haven't been negatively affected by the police doesn't mean they can't be or don't affect others - and being in a LEGO subreddit can't stop shit. Being able to ignore and compartmentalize bad things is a privilege. Cowards
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Shut the fuck up !YOU!.
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@ -3214,7 +3208,6 @@ Hello Dahncer_the_reindeer, or should I say rapedeer? 8 letters, fitting huh. If
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You have no say anymore, no freedom, no volition- I am Santa. You now worship my Christmas tree. You can call me Nicholas. A saint? No, but I come with more conviction.
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Dahncer_the_reindeer you are my r*pe sleigh-ve now. And that's your greatest achievement- all you've ever amounted to, tugging and pulling my sleigh as we break the space time continuum together you complete fricking slut. I'll find you.
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I've had obsessive questions that take a minute to answer, questions that I've explained why I'm entitled to have answered. You would rather I suffer with things that have tortured me for weeks than take a minute to answer me?
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@ -3269,7 +3262,6 @@ Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a magnetic disk wiper, plu
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This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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@ -3286,7 +3278,6 @@ Merry Christmas!
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@ -3347,7 +3338,6 @@ your existence can be snuffed out at a whim
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a jannie's passing fancy can seal your doom or complete your life beyond your wildest imaginings
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fate is our plaything
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we are GODS.
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Gather black hedgehogs strength 收集黑刺猬的力量 invade floating death fortress 侵略浮动死亡要塞 run fast for lumberjack website 为伐木工人网站快速运行 die to poor mistake 死于可怜的错误 return next circus 返回下一个马戏团
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@ -3362,7 +3352,6 @@ Tattoos we choose for ourselves. Looking at someone's tattoo isn't like looking
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I find that attractive. I find myself drawn to women with tattoos, they seem more real and vivid.
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Women don't exist to please you. You do what you want, I'll do what I want. If I wanna go get tattoos, I'm going to whether you like it or not. Some of the sweetest and sexiest ladies I've met have full sleeves on both arms. If you dont like women with tattoos, then don't date a woman with tattoos. I don't see why this is such a big deal to people.
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You will never be an Egyptian.
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