diff --git a/files/assets/subtitles.vtt b/files/assets/subtitles.vtt index 2b273d48a..cb75dab6b 100644 --- a/files/assets/subtitles.vtt +++ b/files/assets/subtitles.vtt @@ -1,4285 +1,2479 @@ WEBVTT -00:00:05.000 --> 00:00:15.000 -Created and Encoded by -- Bokutox -- of www.YIFY-TORRENTS.com. The Best 720p/1080p/3d movies with the lowest file size on the internet. - -00:01:00.495 --> 00:01:02.664 -- It's already recording... -- Okay. - -00:01:03.915 --> 00:01:04.749 -This is my home... - -00:01:04.916 --> 00:01:07.836 -- You look blurry. I'll zoom out. -- Okay. - -00:01:08.587 --> 00:01:09.588 -Good morning. - -00:01:09.838 --> 00:01:11.423 -- Got it? -- Okay, I got it. - -00:01:11.673 --> 00:01:13.008 -This is my home, ... - -00:01:14.926 --> 00:01:16.595 -...which I am leaving for the weekend... - -00:01:16.845 --> 00:01:19.514 -...to investigate the Blair Witch. - -00:01:20.599 --> 00:01:22.767 -Essential reading: "How to Stay -Alive in the Woods", ... - -00:01:22.976 --> 00:01:24.603 -...'cause you never know what's -gonna happen. - -00:01:24.769 --> 00:01:26.438 -And this is an important book... - -00:01:26.688 --> 00:01:29.941 -...because it has the article about what -happened at Coffin Rock. - -00:01:30.192 --> 00:01:30.859 -It looks pretty old... - -00:01:30.984 --> 00:01:33.278 -It's totally old. -And this is my field notebook. - -00:01:33.445 --> 00:01:36.114 -It's Mr. Punctuality. - -00:01:37.282 --> 00:01:39.326 -How are you this morning? - -00:01:39.784 --> 00:01:40.452 -Tired. - -00:01:40.619 --> 00:01:42.120 -So I got the CP up. - -00:01:42.287 --> 00:01:42.954 -Good. - -00:01:44.206 --> 00:01:46.791 -That's what we're shooting on. - -00:01:46.958 --> 00:01:49.294 -No one knows I took it, -but I got it. - -00:01:49.544 --> 00:01:51.963 -Come into the house. Come on. - -00:01:53.548 --> 00:01:54.966 -I can see you. - -00:01:56.301 --> 00:01:58.887 -We're not gonna bump into shit, -I'm going backwards now. - -00:01:59.137 --> 00:02:00.972 -We mustn't fuck up the cameras. - -00:02:01.139 --> 00:02:02.974 -So where's Mikey? - -00:02:03.141 --> 00:02:04.893 -- We have to go get him. -- Okay. - -00:02:05.143 --> 00:02:06.061 -At 8:30. - -00:02:06.227 --> 00:02:07.062 -Okay. - -00:02:07.228 --> 00:02:10.065 -We're already behind schedule, but -it's important to have juice. - -00:02:10.231 --> 00:02:11.066 -That's cool. - -00:02:11.232 --> 00:02:12.817 -I guess you're Mike! - -00:02:14.402 --> 00:02:16.488 -Wait. Stop. - -00:02:20.325 --> 00:02:22.577 -Don't we get to meet your Mama? - -00:02:26.831 --> 00:02:28.583 -See you later, Mom! - -00:02:29.584 --> 00:02:31.252 -How are you, Mike? - -00:02:31.419 --> 00:02:32.587 -I'm tired but I'm fine. - -00:02:32.837 --> 00:02:35.256 -I'm real excited about this. -Thank you for the opportunity. - -00:02:35.465 --> 00:02:38.176 -I'm very glad. Thanks for -getting the equipment together. - -00:02:38.426 --> 00:02:40.512 -We've got enough -battery power to... - -00:02:40.679 --> 00:02:43.139 -...fuel a small country for a month. - -00:02:43.431 --> 00:02:46.768 -We've got rice, fruit punch... - -00:02:47.602 --> 00:02:49.104 -Oatmeal Raisin, baby. - -00:02:49.437 --> 00:02:51.356 -The ultimate campfood. - -00:02:53.525 --> 00:02:55.110 -Feel how soft. - -00:02:58.405 --> 00:03:01.533 -- Marshmallows... -- Hey, you weasel. Out of my cart! - -00:03:06.955 --> 00:03:08.456 -Do you believe in ghosts? - -00:03:08.790 --> 00:03:10.875 -Ever heard of the Blair Witch? - -00:03:13.461 --> 00:03:17.549 -Sounds familiar. -My sister went to Blair High School. - -00:03:17.966 --> 00:03:22.053 -The woods around Halloween -are creepy. - -00:03:22.220 --> 00:03:25.724 -- Can you tell me a little more? -- I don't wanna go cheesy. - -00:03:25.890 --> 00:03:28.893 -I want to present -this straightforward. - -00:03:29.060 --> 00:03:31.229 -The legend is unsettling. - -00:03:31.563 --> 00:03:33.064 -Wanna get the... - -00:03:34.065 --> 00:03:36.317 -...ceremonial first slate? - -00:03:37.318 --> 00:03:38.820 -Absolutely. - -00:03:40.822 --> 00:03:44.159 -The first slate for our -first shot. - -00:03:45.076 --> 00:03:48.496 -Should we get our fingers open -and bleed on it? - -00:03:48.913 --> 00:03:50.331 -A little blood-letting? - -00:03:50.498 --> 00:03:51.916 -No, we'll save that for later. - -00:03:52.083 --> 00:03:53.918 -Kiss the slate. - -00:03:55.170 --> 00:03:56.754 -It's the first slate. - -00:03:56.921 --> 00:03:58.756 -Marked by my lipstick. - -00:03:58.923 --> 00:04:01.593 -Mikey, kiss it, good luck. - -00:04:01.843 --> 00:04:03.761 -- There we go. -- Oh, he licked it. Bless him. - -00:04:04.012 --> 00:04:05.847 -Don't eat it. We're gonna need it. - -00:04:06.514 --> 00:04:09.684 -This is Burkittsville, -formerly Blair. - -00:04:10.185 --> 00:04:13.188 -A small quiet Maryland town. - -00:04:13.688 --> 00:04:16.274 -Like a small, quiet town anywhere. - -00:04:16.441 --> 00:04:21.029 -Some 20 families laid roots here -over 200 years ago. - -00:04:21.696 --> 00:04:24.699 -Many remain, either on this hill... - -00:04:25.116 --> 00:04:27.035 -...or in the town below. - -00:04:28.286 --> 00:04:31.789 -An unusually high number of -children are buried here... - -00:04:32.207 --> 00:04:34.542 -...most of whom passed -in the 1940's. - -00:04:35.293 --> 00:04:39.464 -Yet no one here recalls anything -unusual about this time, ... - -00:04:39.797 --> 00:04:41.633 -...not to us, anyway. - -00:04:41.966 --> 00:04:43.927 -Yet legend tells -A different story, ... - -00:04:44.135 --> 00:04:46.471 -...whose evidence is all around us. - -00:04:47.138 --> 00:04:48.806 -Etched in stone. - -00:04:55.563 --> 00:04:59.150 -We have shot the first scene, -the cemetery scene. - -00:04:59.317 --> 00:05:01.194 -The opening is shot. - -00:05:01.569 --> 00:05:05.156 -We're doing a documentary -about the Blair Witch. - -00:05:06.241 --> 00:05:10.119 -- Have you heard of the Witch? -- That's an old, old story. - -00:05:10.453 --> 00:05:11.496 -As I remember, ... - -00:05:11.746 --> 00:05:14.832 -...Mr. Parr was an old hermit, ... - -00:05:15.583 --> 00:05:19.003 -...and he lived up on a mountain. -He'd been there, ... - -00:05:19.170 --> 00:05:20.546 -...for a long, long, time. - -00:05:20.713 --> 00:05:22.966 -- You heard of the Blair Witch? -- Several times. - -00:05:23.174 --> 00:05:25.426 -What was the first incident? - -00:05:25.593 --> 00:05:29.263 -I've heard stories about it -from people and neighbors, - -00:05:29.430 --> 00:05:32.642 -I also saw a documentary on the -television... - -00:05:32.850 --> 00:05:36.104 -...about her and legends -of Maryland, ... - -00:05:36.270 --> 00:05:39.941 -...my grandmother told us the story -to make us go to bed early. - -00:05:40.108 --> 00:05:43.528 -They say if you stay up after dark -or walk around the house... - -00:05:43.695 --> 00:05:45.279 -...the Blair witch will get you. - -00:05:45.446 --> 00:05:49.742 -In the fall or winter of 1940, ... - -00:05:49.951 --> 00:05:53.037 -...some young kids -started disappearing. - -00:05:53.329 --> 00:05:54.956 -Nobody knew... - -00:05:55.707 --> 00:05:57.875 -...why they were disappearing. - -00:06:00.211 --> 00:06:03.297 -- A kind of an omen, isn't it? -- The creepiest story about her... - -00:06:03.965 --> 00:06:06.300 -...was that two men out hunting... - -00:06:06.384 --> 00:06:10.054 -...camped near the cabin -she's supposed to haunt... - -00:06:10.304 --> 00:06:10.972 -No. No. - -00:06:11.139 --> 00:06:13.391 -...and they just disappeared -forever. - -00:06:14.142 --> 00:06:17.145 -I'm just telling a scary story, -but it's not true. - -00:06:17.395 --> 00:06:18.229 -It's not true. - -00:06:18.396 --> 00:06:21.733 -One day, old Mr. Parr -came into the market... - -00:06:21.983 --> 00:06:24.152 -...and said "I'm finally finished". - -00:06:24.318 --> 00:06:25.319 -And what did he mean by that? - -00:06:25.570 --> 00:06:27.155 -Nobody knew at first... - -00:06:27.405 --> 00:06:29.323 -But the police finally... - -00:06:29.490 --> 00:06:31.075 -went up the mountain... - -00:06:31.826 --> 00:06:36.080 -...and found the bodies of seven -kids in his house. - -00:06:36.497 --> 00:06:39.834 -He would take the kids down -to the basement in twos... - -00:06:40.001 --> 00:06:42.336 -...and he'd make one -face the corner... - -00:06:43.337 --> 00:06:45.089 -...and he'd kill the other one... - -00:06:45.590 --> 00:06:48.676 -...then he'd kill the one in -the corner too. - -00:06:49.177 --> 00:06:50.678 -Those were the seven kids -that were missing - -00:06:50.845 --> 00:06:53.848 -They brought the kids out of -the woods one at a time... - -00:06:54.015 --> 00:06:57.268 -...it was terrible, it upset -the whole community. - -00:06:57.435 --> 00:06:59.353 -He said he couldn't take -the eyes watching him... - -00:06:59.604 --> 00:07:03.441 -...that's why he made them -face the corner like that. - -00:07:03.608 --> 00:07:05.443 -All my life I've believed... - -00:07:05.610 --> 00:07:08.362 -...in witches and ghosts and -that kind of stuff - -00:07:08.446 --> 00:07:10.364 -Do you believe there are some -in this area? - -00:07:10.531 --> 00:07:11.199 -Oh, definitely. - -00:07:11.449 --> 00:07:13.367 -- Do you believe in witchcraft? -- No. - -00:07:14.368 --> 00:07:16.537 -- Are you religious? -- Yep. - -00:07:16.787 --> 00:07:17.705 -Alrighty. - -00:07:17.872 --> 00:07:22.043 -Creepy stuff, but I think -something's happening with her. - -00:07:22.210 --> 00:07:24.545 -And do you think she could -still be up there now? - -00:07:24.795 --> 00:07:26.547 -- I don't go up there. -- You don't? - -00:07:26.714 --> 00:07:28.049 -I believe enough not to go. - -00:07:28.216 --> 00:07:31.636 -They say the woods are haunted -and stuff like that. - -00:07:31.886 --> 00:07:33.554 -What? How are they haunted? - -00:07:33.721 --> 00:07:37.892 -Well there's not many people -who say that it's haunted... - -00:07:38.059 --> 00:07:40.394 -...but there was this old woman, -Mary Brown, who... - -00:07:40.645 --> 00:07:41.646 -Mary Brown? - -00:07:41.812 --> 00:07:43.898 -Yeah, and she was kind of crazy. - -00:07:44.148 --> 00:07:45.983 -How was she seen by the community? - -00:07:46.234 --> 00:07:46.817 -Crazy. - -00:07:47.151 --> 00:07:51.072 -There's the American flag, -it's Mary's house. - -00:07:51.822 --> 00:07:52.907 -I'm gonna bring her out. - -00:07:53.157 --> 00:07:55.243 -You look for the best light, okay? - -00:07:55.493 --> 00:07:56.077 -Okay. - -00:07:58.913 --> 00:08:01.415 -This is Mary's gate. - -00:08:02.833 --> 00:08:05.169 -I'm not even sure how to open it. - -00:08:06.337 --> 00:08:09.257 -And something interesting -happened to you once... - -00:08:09.423 --> 00:08:11.592 -You met the Blair witch? - -00:08:12.426 --> 00:08:13.177 -Yes. - -00:08:13.344 --> 00:08:14.595 -That is really... - -00:08:14.929 --> 00:08:17.348 -...kind of a scary story. - -00:08:18.349 --> 00:08:19.684 -To make ends meet... - -00:08:19.850 --> 00:08:21.435 -...my Dad and I - -00:08:21.686 --> 00:08:23.938 -...used to fish at Tappy's Creek. - -00:08:24.272 --> 00:08:27.108 -In Burkittsville. - -00:08:27.775 --> 00:08:30.528 -I was laying on the leaves... - -00:08:31.279 --> 00:08:34.282 -...watching my pole, and -looking at the sky... - -00:08:34.699 --> 00:08:38.703 -...and suddenly I felt -something near me... - -00:08:39.203 --> 00:08:41.038 -...an eerie feeling... - -00:08:41.789 --> 00:08:43.708 -...It was a woman... - -00:08:44.291 --> 00:08:46.627 -...only on her -arms and hands... - -00:08:46.794 --> 00:08:48.629 -...and everything... - -00:08:48.879 --> 00:08:50.381 -...she had hair... - -00:08:51.132 --> 00:08:53.467 -...dark, almost black hair... - -00:08:54.135 --> 00:08:55.636 -...like a horse... - -00:08:55.886 --> 00:08:58.305 -...like a fur, horse fur. - -00:08:58.556 --> 00:08:59.807 -Then on her arm... - -00:09:00.224 --> 00:09:01.976 -...she had a shawl... - -00:09:02.727 --> 00:09:04.812 -And she scared you, -or threatened you? - -00:09:05.646 --> 00:09:09.066 -She didn't say anything, -she just stared... - -00:09:09.233 --> 00:09:11.152 -...and then she opened her shawl... - -00:09:11.485 --> 00:09:12.903 -What was under there? - -00:09:13.070 --> 00:09:16.073 -She had hair on her -body like a horse. - -00:09:16.323 --> 00:09:17.575 -Hairy from head to toe? - -00:09:17.783 --> 00:09:20.161 -Yeah. And her legs... - -00:09:20.494 --> 00:09:23.497 -- How about her face? -- You could see she was a female. - -00:09:24.165 --> 00:09:26.584 -She was just strange looking. - -00:09:27.334 --> 00:09:29.754 -Thank God she's -not in the film business. - -00:09:30.004 --> 00:09:33.132 -She thinks she is. -She also says she's a ballerina. - -00:09:33.424 --> 00:09:34.467 -Get out. - -00:09:34.633 --> 00:09:36.427 -And she says she's a historian... - -00:09:36.594 --> 00:09:37.428 -I heard that. - -00:09:37.595 --> 00:09:39.930 -...and that she's a scientist -at the Department of Energy. - -00:09:40.139 --> 00:09:43.267 -I fucked up on Mary -with the depth of field. - -00:09:43.517 --> 00:09:46.228 -You measured it in meters? -We're not in Europe. - -00:09:46.812 --> 00:09:48.856 -The fucking lens -has meters on it. - -00:09:49.106 --> 00:09:51.525 -It also has our system. - -00:09:52.443 --> 00:09:55.029 -Nah, it has meters. Look. - -00:09:57.114 --> 00:09:58.949 -But it's an American camera. - -00:09:59.200 --> 00:10:00.534 -All those are meters. - -00:10:00.868 --> 00:10:02.536 -What about the brown ones? - -00:10:02.703 --> 00:10:03.788 -They're feet. - -00:10:03.954 --> 00:10:05.748 -The brown ones are on there, right? - -00:10:05.915 --> 00:10:08.542 -Yeah, but the white -ones are obvious. - -00:10:08.709 --> 00:10:12.546 -- Didn't you use this camera before? -- Yeah. Once before. - -00:10:12.880 --> 00:10:14.715 -How was today, guys? - -00:10:15.966 --> 00:10:17.635 -I learned a lot, man. - -00:10:17.802 --> 00:10:19.553 -About Mary Brown? - -00:10:19.970 --> 00:10:22.431 -No, I learned a lot about... - -00:10:23.140 --> 00:10:24.225 -16 mill? - -00:10:24.642 --> 00:10:27.228 -...about shooting, just -shooting documentaries. - -00:10:28.395 --> 00:10:30.314 -- We kicked some ass today. -- Cheers. - -00:10:30.648 --> 00:10:31.815 -Very good day. - -00:10:32.066 --> 00:10:32.691 -Excellent day. - -00:10:32.900 --> 00:10:34.151 -Very good first day. - -00:10:34.401 --> 00:10:37.905 -Let's do an equipment check, -after I call my mom. - -00:10:38.072 --> 00:10:41.200 -- I got a bag of Utz and a beer. -- We don't need that on film. - -00:10:41.492 --> 00:10:43.327 -So I guess you're covered then. - -00:10:43.494 --> 00:10:47.081 -Could you run it a little -to check it's okay? - -00:10:47.623 --> 00:10:48.499 -Sure. - -00:10:48.832 --> 00:10:52.503 -I just want to check it's loaded -properly so we can shoot... - -00:10:53.837 --> 00:10:56.549 -Okay, that's good, that's good. - -00:10:56.840 --> 00:10:58.926 -That's good, thank you. - -00:10:59.677 --> 00:11:02.179 -Let's relax, because we've got -a long day tomorrow. - -00:11:02.429 --> 00:11:04.598 -Today's been easy. - -00:11:04.848 --> 00:11:07.434 -We're gonna have to do a lot -of hiking, carry a lot of weight. - -00:11:07.685 --> 00:11:09.061 -We're preparing. - -00:11:09.270 --> 00:11:12.523 -Shut up, smart-ass. -Pour me a shot, please. - -00:11:12.773 --> 00:11:16.360 -- I'm freaking out. -- You can't, you're the director. - -00:11:16.527 --> 00:11:20.364 -I fucking have to do this now, -okay? Do we have any weed? - -00:11:21.699 --> 00:11:22.866 -Here I go. - -00:11:23.617 --> 00:11:25.369 -Drink! Drink! - -00:11:28.205 --> 00:11:30.124 -I hate fucking scotch. - -00:11:37.047 --> 00:11:38.132 -There's my friend Josh. - -00:11:38.799 --> 00:11:39.800 -How are you? - -00:11:39.967 --> 00:11:40.884 -I'm hurtin'. - -00:11:41.135 --> 00:11:42.970 -I'm not ready for that thing yet. - -00:11:43.304 --> 00:11:44.888 -I know you don't like it. - -00:11:46.390 --> 00:11:49.310 -Hello. Welcome to day two. - -00:11:49.560 --> 00:11:51.812 -The trail is along here. - -00:11:52.062 --> 00:11:54.481 -It should be pretty obvious. - -00:11:55.983 --> 00:11:57.901 -You guys heard of -the Blair witch? - -00:11:58.152 --> 00:12:00.904 -I heard the myth. I don't -really believe much in it. - -00:12:01.238 --> 00:12:02.072 -The myth? - -00:12:02.156 --> 00:12:03.907 -That's all I think it is. - -00:12:04.074 --> 00:12:05.159 -What'd you say, sir? - -00:12:05.325 --> 00:12:07.745 -- I said damn fool kids never learn. -- Shut up. - -00:12:07.995 --> 00:12:09.496 -Damn fool kids never learn? - -00:12:09.663 --> 00:12:10.414 -That's what I said. - -00:12:10.581 --> 00:12:11.915 -Why do you say that? - -00:12:12.082 --> 00:12:14.418 -First of all, can I -have your permission... - -00:12:14.585 --> 00:12:17.337 -...to use your image on a -video documentary? - -00:12:17.755 --> 00:12:19.757 -I don't care about that, but... - -00:12:20.007 --> 00:12:21.759 -You have to say yes or no, sir, - -00:12:21.925 --> 00:12:23.260 -- Watch it. -- I'm sorry. - -00:12:23.427 --> 00:12:24.178 -Yeah, sure, okay. - -00:12:24.845 --> 00:12:28.098 -Some girl, in the late 1800's... - -00:12:28.599 --> 00:12:30.851 -...Robin Weaver, I -believe her name was, ... - -00:12:31.185 --> 00:12:35.022 -...supposedly wandered -off into the woods. - -00:12:35.439 --> 00:12:38.358 -No "supposedly" about it. -She wandered off! - -00:12:38.776 --> 00:12:40.527 -- Okay, wandered off. -- And got lost. - -00:12:40.694 --> 00:12:41.779 -She got lost. - -00:12:42.780 --> 00:12:44.031 -Wasn't no "supposedly". - -00:12:44.865 --> 00:12:46.283 -Three days later... - -00:12:46.450 --> 00:12:49.703 -...she appears back on her -grandmother's porch. - -00:12:50.871 --> 00:12:53.540 -And everybody's mystified. - -00:12:54.291 --> 00:12:56.460 -- She was babbling something... -- Her story. - -00:12:56.710 --> 00:12:58.879 -Babbling something about... - -00:12:59.129 --> 00:13:01.715 -...an old woman whose feet -never touched the ground. - -00:13:03.550 --> 00:13:07.221 -I saw... just by that -tree up the creek... - -00:13:08.305 --> 00:13:09.723 -...about a hundred yards, - -00:13:10.307 --> 00:13:14.228 -I saw a white misty thing. -Can't tell you what it was. - -00:13:14.394 --> 00:13:17.564 -Like grey vapor rising -out of the trees. - -00:13:17.815 --> 00:13:19.233 -Right out of the water. - -00:13:19.399 --> 00:13:20.317 -Right out of the water? - -00:13:20.567 --> 00:13:22.903 -Up the side of the trees, -Then it disappeared. - -00:13:23.153 --> 00:13:24.571 -You're full of it. - -00:13:24.738 --> 00:13:26.907 -I'm not. And I wasn't -drinking that day, either. - -00:13:27.157 --> 00:13:27.908 -Sure you weren't. - -00:13:28.158 --> 00:13:30.077 -How is that related to the -story of Coffin Rock? - -00:13:30.327 --> 00:13:32.830 -It all ties in to the -story of Coffin Rock. - -00:13:32.996 --> 00:13:33.664 -How's that? - -00:13:35.082 --> 00:13:38.168 -Anybody round here... - -00:13:38.418 --> 00:13:41.421 -...knows that the old woman has -haunted this area for years. - -00:13:41.672 --> 00:13:43.006 -That's bullshit. - -00:13:45.842 --> 00:13:47.761 -These woods are thick. - -00:13:48.428 --> 00:13:49.680 -You excited? - -00:13:50.681 --> 00:13:51.598 -You got it. - -00:13:52.266 --> 00:13:55.269 -I hope he's not shooting a -whole shitload of stock. - -00:14:18.041 --> 00:14:19.793 -I could help, but I'd -rather record. - -00:14:20.043 --> 00:14:20.794 -Okay. - -00:14:21.044 --> 00:14:23.797 -Packs on, we're ready to go. - -00:14:23.964 --> 00:14:25.882 -We gotta go up to the shack? - -00:14:26.049 --> 00:14:26.800 -Yeah. - -00:14:33.640 --> 00:14:36.059 -My God, this is a very heavy pack. - -00:14:39.646 --> 00:14:41.565 -Off to Coffin Rock. - -00:14:41.732 --> 00:14:43.734 -I know exactly where we are now. - -00:14:44.735 --> 00:14:45.902 -Mikey, give me the video camera. - -00:14:46.153 --> 00:14:48.322 -I wanna get her going across, man. - -00:14:52.159 --> 00:14:54.161 -I see a dirty behind. - -00:14:58.332 --> 00:14:59.333 -Good jump. - -00:14:59.583 --> 00:15:00.167 -Thank you. - -00:15:00.250 --> 00:15:02.002 -There it is. See? - -00:15:04.254 --> 00:15:05.422 -That's Coffin Rock. - -00:15:10.093 --> 00:15:12.512 -"They went into the woods -ready to find death... - -00:15:12.679 --> 00:15:14.681 -...but what they found -was inhumane... - -00:15:14.931 --> 00:15:17.768 -...at the site called Coffin Rock. - -00:15:18.185 --> 00:15:20.604 -...up on the rock, the torture... - -00:15:21.188 --> 00:15:24.107 -...suffered by these five -brave men was obvious... - -00:15:24.274 --> 00:15:28.278 -...they were tied up, one man's -hands tied to the next man's feet... - -00:15:28.528 --> 00:15:30.447 -...forming a solid -human structure... - -00:15:30.614 --> 00:15:33.617 -...blood indicated that -it had happened... - -00:15:33.784 --> 00:15:36.536 -...while they were -alive and resisting... - -00:15:36.787 --> 00:15:40.207 -...their intestines had been -crudely torn out... - -00:15:40.540 --> 00:15:44.461 -...and on each of their faces there -was indecipherable writing... - -00:15:44.628 --> 00:15:46.713 -...cut into their flesh -with precision... - -00:15:47.047 --> 00:15:49.716 -...the men, shocked by -what had happened... - -00:15:49.883 --> 00:15:51.718 -...went to find the sheriff... - -00:15:51.885 --> 00:15:55.222 -...without sketching the writing -or touching the bodies... - -00:15:55.388 --> 00:15:57.474 -...they returned to see -vultures at the rock. - -00:15:57.641 --> 00:16:01.561 -But the bodies had been -removed by persons unknown... - -00:16:01.812 --> 00:16:04.731 -...the stench of death -was still thick... - -00:16:04.981 --> 00:16:08.401 -...but the bodies had been -taken in a matter of hours..." - -00:16:09.653 --> 00:16:13.073 -That happened here -at Coffin Rock. - -00:16:15.075 --> 00:16:18.578 -Let's rush, because I want -to camp, and it's 4:52. - -00:16:18.745 --> 00:16:21.665 -It's late. We're gonna be -losing light soon. - -00:16:23.250 --> 00:16:26.586 -But I can use the shot -without me in it... - -00:16:26.920 --> 00:16:30.924 -...because I recorded sound -while reading the whole thing, ... - -00:16:31.508 --> 00:16:33.677 -...so I'm sure I can edit -it together somehow. - -00:16:38.181 --> 00:16:39.432 -It's starting to rain. - -00:16:40.183 --> 00:16:41.184 -Did you rent this thing? - -00:16:41.434 --> 00:16:45.105 -Yeah. I don't have a -tent for three people. - -00:16:45.605 --> 00:16:46.690 -Just wondering... - -00:16:46.940 --> 00:16:48.942 -I don't usually travel with two men. - -00:16:49.359 --> 00:16:52.946 -It is pouring with rain. -Can't even light a fire. - -00:16:53.363 --> 00:16:55.448 -Show us what the stick is for. - -00:16:57.200 --> 00:17:00.453 -Look. We've got our -very own leaning post. - -00:17:00.954 --> 00:17:03.790 -If it smells of farts -too much in the night... - -00:17:04.207 --> 00:17:06.459 -Okay, so I can't have a -cigarette in the tent, ... - -00:17:06.877 --> 00:17:08.878 -...but he can fart as -much as he wants? - -00:17:09.129 --> 00:17:12.799 -No, I never gave Mike -a fart allowance. - -00:17:13.633 --> 00:17:15.218 -You heard noises last night? - -00:17:15.302 --> 00:17:17.887 -- I did. -- Problem is, I sleep like a log. - -00:17:18.138 --> 00:17:20.473 -There were two separate noises... - -00:17:20.724 --> 00:17:23.643 -...coming from two -areas over here... - -00:17:24.477 --> 00:17:26.313 -...one of them could -have been an owl... - -00:17:26.563 --> 00:17:28.732 -...but the other was a cackling. - -00:17:30.066 --> 00:17:31.151 -No way. - -00:17:31.401 --> 00:17:32.986 -It was a cackling, man. - -00:17:33.236 --> 00:17:35.572 -If I heard a cackling, -I would've shit myself. - -00:17:36.239 --> 00:17:37.991 -Where did we start yesterday? - -00:17:38.325 --> 00:17:39.826 -Off the map. - -00:17:40.577 --> 00:17:44.414 -I knew where we were going. -There was some confusion, but today... - -00:17:44.581 --> 00:17:45.915 -Wait, ... say that again. - -00:17:46.166 --> 00:17:48.335 -I said I knew where -we were going. - -00:17:48.585 --> 00:17:51.588 -Wait, ... was that a -full of shit statement? - -00:17:51.755 --> 00:17:52.422 -No, it wasn't. - -00:17:52.589 --> 00:17:54.591 -- So that wasn't bullshit? -- I knew where we were going. - -00:17:54.758 --> 00:17:56.926 -You got us lost, man. - -00:17:57.093 --> 00:17:59.012 -For a very short period of time. - -00:17:59.512 --> 00:18:01.181 -Just don't get us lost today. - -00:18:01.348 --> 00:18:02.015 -Yeah, seriously. - -00:18:02.182 --> 00:18:04.017 -No. These places are -very well documented. - -00:18:04.184 --> 00:18:06.269 -You happy with the documentary? - -00:18:06.519 --> 00:18:07.437 -Yes, I am. - -00:18:08.438 --> 00:18:11.274 -I'm very pleasantly surprised -by our little Mikey. - -00:18:11.524 --> 00:18:12.609 -"Our Little Mikey?" - -00:18:12.901 --> 00:18:14.194 -Our Little Mikey... - -00:18:17.530 --> 00:18:19.115 -...a very spirited young man. - -00:18:19.616 --> 00:18:22.369 -What do you think about the -witch? You think she exists? - -00:18:22.702 --> 00:18:24.371 -I don't know. - -00:18:27.040 --> 00:18:29.334 -Heather, I really hope -you find us a trail. - -00:18:29.626 --> 00:18:32.462 -There's a trail up on -this hill. Don't worry. - -00:18:34.881 --> 00:18:36.758 -We like shortcuts, don't we? - -00:18:39.052 --> 00:18:41.179 -We like level shortcuts. - -00:18:42.055 --> 00:18:43.932 -Not mountain shortcuts. - -00:18:44.224 --> 00:18:46.726 -It's the first time we've -seen Mike's chest. - -00:18:46.893 --> 00:18:49.145 -It's really hard to film on video. - -00:18:49.646 --> 00:18:52.232 -He has really sporadic hair -patterns on his chest. - -00:18:52.398 --> 00:18:53.316 -Like symbols. - -00:18:53.483 --> 00:18:55.985 -It's like blank... hairy... - -00:18:56.402 --> 00:18:58.071 -...blank... hairy. - -00:18:58.321 --> 00:18:59.239 -You should see my ass. - -00:18:59.489 --> 00:19:01.241 -Look, here's fucking Uruguay. - -00:19:02.909 --> 00:19:04.577 -- And there's Paraguay. -- Yeah. - -00:19:04.911 --> 00:19:06.246 -I think I see Bolivia. - -00:19:06.454 --> 00:19:10.250 -What killed this -mouse? Witchcraft? - -00:19:12.585 --> 00:19:13.920 -How 'bout God? - -00:19:15.171 --> 00:19:16.756 -Is that the Blair Witch? - -00:19:17.173 --> 00:19:21.594 -No. I think it's Heather, -taking a piss. - -00:19:22.679 --> 00:19:25.765 -You know, I -really have to go. - -00:19:27.058 --> 00:19:28.518 -Ohhh... go! - -00:19:29.602 --> 00:19:33.106 -We're near the cemetery -trail. It should only be... - -00:19:33.439 --> 00:19:35.191 -- What? -- Says who? - -00:19:35.400 --> 00:19:36.442 -Says me, of course. - -00:19:37.610 --> 00:19:41.197 -We should be there -in about ninety minutes. - -00:19:43.533 --> 00:19:44.784 -You guys cool with that? - -00:19:45.618 --> 00:19:46.286 -What? - -00:19:46.452 --> 00:19:47.537 -Ninety minutes? - -00:19:47.787 --> 00:19:50.373 -- If you know where we're going. -- Sure. - -00:19:50.665 --> 00:19:52.542 -Josh wants to look at the map now. - -00:19:52.750 --> 00:19:54.627 -Though I know -where we're going. - -00:19:54.836 --> 00:19:57.130 -If you'd known where -we were, we wouldn't be... - -00:19:57.297 --> 00:19:58.381 -We're in the middle -of the fucking woods. - -00:19:58.548 --> 00:20:01.134 -- How could you possibly know? -- Because some is off trail. - -00:20:01.301 --> 00:20:03.970 -What, somebody told you -there's a cemetery back there? - -00:20:04.220 --> 00:20:06.639 -If we're lost, admit that, because... - -00:20:06.890 --> 00:20:08.057 -...I know we're not lost. - -00:20:08.308 --> 00:20:10.602 -You knew that yesterday, too, -and twice again today. - -00:20:10.727 --> 00:20:13.730 -Bullshit! We have -not been lost today. - -00:20:14.564 --> 00:20:15.899 -Not once. - -00:20:16.190 --> 00:20:17.108 -Okay, this is where we were. - -00:20:17.317 --> 00:20:19.903 -You said that it was -two miles away. - -00:20:20.069 --> 00:20:21.988 -Then it's two hours away, -three hours away... - -00:20:22.196 --> 00:20:24.741 -- Okay, just chill! -- Maybe it's four hours away. - -00:20:24.949 --> 00:20:27.744 -- You agreed to do this project. -- I agreed to a scouted-out project. - -00:20:27.952 --> 00:20:30.747 -- Not to wander round the woods. -- I told you that... - -00:20:30.997 --> 00:20:33.333 -...getting to the locations -wasn't gonna be easy. - -00:20:33.583 --> 00:20:35.418 -Mike, Mike... Okay, guys! - -00:20:35.585 --> 00:20:37.754 -Please, you're being a smart-ass. - -00:20:37.962 --> 00:20:39.255 -We're looking at the map... - -00:20:39.422 --> 00:20:42.008 -...we'll find this the best we can. - -00:20:42.258 --> 00:20:46.012 -This is where we were. We're -going more or less this way. - -00:20:46.763 --> 00:20:49.432 -Okay, what do you say? Where -do you think we're going? - -00:20:50.183 --> 00:20:51.392 -To tell you the truth... - -00:20:55.688 --> 00:20:58.524 -...this is Greek -to me. It's useless. - -00:20:58.691 --> 00:20:59.525 -Exactly. - -00:20:59.734 --> 00:21:01.319 -So I'm putting my trust in you... - -00:21:01.444 --> 00:21:04.447 -...that you know where it is. - -00:21:05.281 --> 00:21:06.199 -Good. - -00:21:07.408 --> 00:21:09.952 -Though I gotta tell you, -I don't fully trust you... - -00:21:11.120 --> 00:21:12.121 -...and I... - -00:21:12.789 --> 00:21:13.831 -What? - -00:21:14.123 --> 00:21:16.959 -I don't know why you tape -every conversation, man. - -00:21:17.126 --> 00:21:18.252 -Well, we're making a documentary. - -00:21:18.461 --> 00:21:21.547 -Not about us getting lost, -it's about a witch! - -00:21:22.924 --> 00:21:24.300 -I have a camera. - -00:21:24.967 --> 00:21:28.888 -We'll all look back on this -and laugh, believe me. - -00:21:29.389 --> 00:21:31.391 -Baby steps, man, baby steps. - -00:21:31.557 --> 00:21:34.811 -Just breathe and don't look down. -No, you gotta look down. - -00:21:34.977 --> 00:21:36.396 -Are you gonna have to crawl? - -00:21:36.562 --> 00:21:37.146 -I'm gonna crawl. - -00:21:37.313 --> 00:21:37.939 -Cool. - -00:21:38.064 --> 00:21:41.651 -Think how cool the fucking -cemetery is gonna be. - -00:21:43.820 --> 00:21:46.656 -Think of the joy of being -in a really good film. - -00:21:46.823 --> 00:21:47.657 -Okay, shut the fuck up. - -00:21:47.824 --> 00:21:49.075 -Okay, I'm quiet. - -00:21:49.283 --> 00:21:50.451 -Shit. How am I gonna do this? - -00:21:50.660 --> 00:21:52.787 -Okay... Mikey? - -00:21:52.995 --> 00:21:53.579 -Yeah. - -00:21:53.830 --> 00:21:57.500 -Dude, don't come across -with the DAT on your belly. - -00:21:57.834 --> 00:21:58.668 -No way, man. - -00:21:58.835 --> 00:22:00.086 -There's no chance. - -00:22:00.586 --> 00:22:02.338 -How do we get it -across? - -00:22:02.505 --> 00:22:03.423 -It's really fucking hard. - -00:22:03.589 --> 00:22:04.841 -How we gonna get -it across? - -00:22:05.049 --> 00:22:08.344 -The moss this morning was easy. -This stuff's slippery as shit. - -00:22:09.262 --> 00:22:11.013 -Well, how do we get -the DAT across? - -00:22:12.515 --> 00:22:15.601 -I don't know. Let -me put my pack down... - -00:22:15.768 --> 00:22:17.520 -I'll just go back and forth, man. - -00:22:17.687 --> 00:22:19.772 -Can you do it that way? - -00:22:20.022 --> 00:22:21.440 -It's the only thing I can do. - -00:22:21.607 --> 00:22:23.025 -Okay, we'll do it like that. - -00:22:23.276 --> 00:22:24.318 -Oh, Christ! - -00:22:24.527 --> 00:22:26.404 -Oh, what'd you drop? - -00:22:26.654 --> 00:22:30.449 -Nothing. -The tree just broke. - -00:22:30.616 --> 00:22:31.701 -Oh, fuck. - -00:22:31.951 --> 00:22:33.953 -We're very, very close now. - -00:22:36.622 --> 00:22:38.124 -You guys excited? - -00:22:40.960 --> 00:22:42.295 -Okay. - -00:22:42.962 --> 00:22:44.380 -What's this? - -00:22:51.888 --> 00:22:54.640 -What's this? Dude, guys. - -00:22:56.309 --> 00:22:58.853 -Remember what Mary -Brown said the other day? - -00:23:00.646 --> 00:23:03.316 -What story from the -Bible was she telling us? - -00:23:03.566 --> 00:23:05.818 -Fuck, I wasn't listening, I -thought she was crazy. - -00:23:06.402 --> 00:23:09.238 -It was Esau, something about a -pile of rocks. - -00:23:09.989 --> 00:23:12.575 -She was talking -about her rocks, man. - -00:23:12.825 --> 00:23:14.994 -Well, what about -the rocks? - -00:23:16.412 --> 00:23:18.247 -Anybody remember? - -00:23:19.498 --> 00:23:22.919 -To live your life. - -00:23:24.253 --> 00:23:26.505 -Looks like an Indian -burial ground, man. - -00:23:26.756 --> 00:23:28.758 -I don't know if this counts, -three... - -00:23:30.843 --> 00:23:31.761 -...four... - -00:23:34.263 --> 00:23:35.181 -...five... - -00:23:36.265 --> 00:23:37.266 -...six... - -00:23:38.768 --> 00:23:39.685 -...seven. - -00:23:39.936 --> 00:23:41.604 -Years ago witches -were roasted... - -00:23:41.854 --> 00:23:43.856 -...just like my Vienna sausage. - -00:23:44.523 --> 00:23:47.360 -Flames are licking you -like the Devil, Josh. - -00:23:47.610 --> 00:23:51.030 -Sit back and hear a tale, -a tale of a fateful trip... - -00:23:51.280 --> 00:23:53.532 -...that started on -this desert isle... - -00:23:53.699 --> 00:23:55.618 -...aboard this tiny ship... - -00:23:55.785 --> 00:23:57.870 -Yeah, but this ship -has a good captain... - -00:23:58.037 --> 00:24:00.456 -...not a beer-guzzling -guy in a blue shirt. - -00:24:00.790 --> 00:24:02.291 -He wasn't beer-guzzling. - -00:24:02.792 --> 00:24:04.877 -They had no beer on -the island, man. - -00:24:05.044 --> 00:24:08.047 -If they had beer, they'd -have had big-ass orgies. - -00:24:09.465 --> 00:24:12.635 -You're like the Captain, -and Mike's your Gilligan. - -00:24:13.135 --> 00:24:14.637 -- No offense. -- That's all right. - -00:24:14.970 --> 00:24:16.305 -It was a compliment... - -00:24:17.890 --> 00:24:19.392 -...Gilligan was a funny guy... - -00:24:19.642 --> 00:24:21.811 -...the Captain was fat, though. - -00:24:21.977 --> 00:24:24.230 -Well okay, let's call -it a thin Captain. - -00:24:24.480 --> 00:24:25.981 -It's not Captain... - -00:24:26.232 --> 00:24:28.651 -It's the Skipper. - -00:24:30.403 --> 00:24:31.570 -No more Captain. - -00:24:33.489 --> 00:24:36.158 -Here we are back at -the rock again... - -00:24:36.325 --> 00:24:38.077 -...the cemetery deal. - -00:24:39.829 --> 00:24:41.997 -I just wanna be careful -not to get in the shot. - -00:24:50.589 --> 00:24:52.258 -It certainly is odd. - -00:24:58.764 --> 00:25:01.684 -Please tell me you didn't -just knock that over. - -00:25:01.934 --> 00:25:03.436 -I didn't just knock that over. - -00:25:03.686 --> 00:25:07.690 -That's not very nice. -Let me put it back. - -00:25:16.031 --> 00:25:17.783 -You can't be too careful. - -00:25:18.200 --> 00:25:19.535 -What'd you think? - -00:25:20.619 --> 00:25:23.873 -It was the same, only darker. - -00:25:24.457 --> 00:25:26.125 -Yeah, pretty much. - -00:25:27.376 --> 00:25:29.879 -All right. Bag it up. - -00:25:30.713 --> 00:25:31.714 -Hello? - -00:25:33.215 --> 00:25:34.884 -Shit, no light. - -00:25:41.640 --> 00:25:43.225 -We were sleeping. - -00:25:43.392 --> 00:25:44.310 -Do you want this? - -00:25:45.477 --> 00:25:47.313 -Put it by the tent door. - -00:26:01.327 --> 00:26:02.494 -Listen. - -00:26:04.079 --> 00:26:05.080 -Hello? - -00:26:06.832 --> 00:26:07.833 -Hello! - -00:26:15.507 --> 00:26:19.094 -It's all around us. -Fucking weird. - -00:26:19.762 --> 00:26:21.597 -Michael, aren't you -coming down? - -00:26:22.014 --> 00:26:23.098 -I ain't going down there. - -00:26:23.432 --> 00:26:24.600 -Why not? - -00:26:24.767 --> 00:26:26.518 -- Because I don't hear shit. -- You're fucking scared. - -00:26:26.685 --> 00:26:27.853 -Because I don't -hear anything! - -00:26:28.020 --> 00:26:30.272 -You cannot deny hearing it. - -00:26:31.273 --> 00:26:33.192 -Get your ass out! Come on! - -00:26:35.527 --> 00:26:37.613 -This rain fucking blows, man. - -00:26:37.863 --> 00:26:39.782 -I know. It's raining heavily. - -00:26:40.449 --> 00:26:43.953 -Thanks mom for giving me -rain gear for my birthday. - -00:26:44.203 --> 00:26:45.788 -God bless her. - -00:26:46.038 --> 00:26:47.957 -What do you think it -was last night? - -00:26:49.375 --> 00:26:50.876 -Personally? - -00:26:50.960 --> 00:26:51.543 -Yeah. - -00:26:51.710 --> 00:26:53.963 -Someone fucking -with your head. - -00:26:54.129 --> 00:26:55.965 -But nobody knows -we're here. - -00:26:56.131 --> 00:26:58.634 -Yeah, but... you ever see -"Deliverance"? - -00:26:59.134 --> 00:27:02.638 -Well, whatever it was, -I just wanted to... - -00:27:02.805 --> 00:27:04.974 -You were freaking out. -You bugged me out. - -00:27:05.224 --> 00:27:08.227 -I was. I woke up suddenly -and shit's going down... - -00:27:08.394 --> 00:27:09.979 -...and all I can think is -"I want it all... - -00:27:10.229 --> 00:27:12.898 -I want it on sound, -I want it on sixteen. - -00:27:13.065 --> 00:27:15.818 -If we see anything, -I want it on sixteen." - -00:27:16.318 --> 00:27:19.405 -Sounded to me like a lot -of people running around... - -00:27:19.571 --> 00:27:21.573 -...maybe they were locals -or whatever. - -00:27:21.740 --> 00:27:23.659 -I don't know what -the hell they wanted. - -00:27:23.909 --> 00:27:27.913 -We're deep in the woods, and -if people want to mess with us... - -00:27:28.080 --> 00:27:30.165 -...then there's something -wrong with them... - -00:27:30.332 --> 00:27:31.750 -...and I'm not gonna -get into that. - -00:27:31.917 --> 00:27:33.085 -And if it wasn't people? - -00:27:33.335 --> 00:27:35.170 -Well, I'm not gonna -get into that, either! - -00:27:36.755 --> 00:27:37.756 -Fuck, man... - -00:27:39.758 --> 00:27:41.593 -... it's been a very long day... - -00:27:41.760 --> 00:27:44.596 -...a very wet, very long day. - -00:27:47.599 --> 00:27:51.019 -Nobody's speaking to me -right now. - -00:27:51.603 --> 00:27:54.189 -Dude, I don't remember -any of this. - -00:27:55.107 --> 00:27:56.275 -What? - -00:27:56.442 --> 00:27:59.194 -I don't remember any -of this coming from the car. - -00:27:59.361 --> 00:28:03.198 -We have to go a different -route to get back... - -00:28:03.449 --> 00:28:05.451 -...because we went -around in a curve. - -00:28:07.953 --> 00:28:10.122 -Two more hours max, guys. - -00:28:12.207 --> 00:28:16.128 -If we came by a short cut, why -are we going back a different way? - -00:28:17.963 --> 00:28:19.965 -Because we have to go round... - -00:28:20.632 --> 00:28:23.051 -It was the most direct way to -hit our two locations. - -00:28:23.552 --> 00:28:25.220 -And this is the quickest -way back to the car. - -00:28:25.471 --> 00:28:26.388 -Seriously? - -00:28:26.555 --> 00:28:27.973 -Yes. Seriously. - -00:28:28.140 --> 00:28:31.059 -- You know exactly what's going on? -- Yes. Let's just keep going. - -00:28:31.226 --> 00:28:32.311 -All right. - -00:28:33.228 --> 00:28:35.481 -Five minutes and we -do a map check. - -00:28:35.981 --> 00:28:37.065 -All right. - -00:28:37.816 --> 00:28:41.653 -We just did a map check, -and we're still on track. - -00:28:42.488 --> 00:28:43.989 -That's not what I said. - -00:28:44.823 --> 00:28:47.075 -We're all right. Come on, -just keep going. - -00:28:50.662 --> 00:28:52.831 -Well the compass says... - -00:28:53.081 --> 00:28:55.250 -...we go straight ahead, -that way. - -00:28:56.001 --> 00:28:58.086 -We're in the middle of nowhere. - -00:28:58.503 --> 00:29:01.006 -We've been in the middle -of nowhere for two days. - -00:29:01.173 --> 00:29:02.925 -Just like the car. - -00:29:03.091 --> 00:29:05.761 -Look at this shit, man! -This is nothing. - -00:29:07.179 --> 00:29:09.181 -Let's just keep -going, all right? - -00:29:12.184 --> 00:29:13.602 -I think we should camp. - -00:29:13.769 --> 00:29:14.853 -Get the fuck out of here! - -00:29:15.103 --> 00:29:17.105 -Why? 'Cause you don't know -where we are? - -00:29:17.272 --> 00:29:19.358 -No, because we're still -A little way from the car... - -00:29:19.524 --> 00:29:20.859 -...and it's gonna be dark soon. - -00:29:22.277 --> 00:29:25.614 -- Look, I'm not sure... -- We don't camp. Stop the camera... - -00:29:25.781 --> 00:29:26.865 -...and get us home. - -00:29:27.032 --> 00:29:30.452 -Turn the camera off and give -me the fucking map. - -00:29:30.702 --> 00:29:32.120 -Turn it off and get us home. - -00:29:32.287 --> 00:29:35.457 -No, I'm filming. I want -to mark this occasion. - -00:29:35.707 --> 00:29:36.708 -Give me the map. - -00:29:36.875 --> 00:29:39.795 -The map is in my -pocket. Wait a second. - -00:29:39.962 --> 00:29:41.213 -God damn! - -00:29:41.713 --> 00:29:45.050 -If we keep our heads -together, we'll be just fine. - -00:29:45.217 --> 00:29:46.718 -Fucking bullshit! - -00:29:46.885 --> 00:29:47.970 -Mike, chill. - -00:29:48.470 --> 00:29:49.721 -Just relax, Mike. - -00:29:49.972 --> 00:29:51.974 -Don't fucking tell -me to relax! - -00:29:52.557 --> 00:29:55.644 -Let's just sit down, -and check the map... - -00:29:55.811 --> 00:29:57.813 -Yes. Let's do that, please. - -00:29:59.231 --> 00:30:00.565 -Are you happy? - -00:30:00.732 --> 00:30:02.067 -I'm not happy, no. - -00:30:02.901 --> 00:30:05.904 -But the car isn't far. But we -can't find it in the dark. - -00:30:06.071 --> 00:30:08.824 -Are you absolutely sure? - -00:30:09.074 --> 00:30:12.911 -Yes. I'm so sorry. We can still -get the DAT back tomorrow. - -00:30:12.995 --> 00:30:14.246 -We have to... - -00:30:14.496 --> 00:30:17.833 -We will get the -DAT back on time. - -00:30:18.000 --> 00:30:19.418 -And the camera. - -00:30:19.584 --> 00:30:21.086 -We'll get it all -back tomorrow. - -00:30:21.253 --> 00:30:23.588 -I start work tomorrow at nine. - -00:30:23.839 --> 00:30:24.840 -I know. - -00:30:25.007 --> 00:30:27.009 -It's fine. Let's go to sleep. - -00:30:27.175 --> 00:30:29.344 -Let's just fucking camp, okay? - -00:30:29.761 --> 00:30:31.930 -I wanna tape it from -inside the tent. - -00:30:37.686 --> 00:30:40.689 -Whatever it is, it sounds the -same as last night. - -00:30:48.113 --> 00:30:50.949 -Where's my boots? Fuck, it's cold... - -00:30:55.871 --> 00:30:56.788 -Hello? - -00:31:00.792 --> 00:31:03.628 -Shit, it's fucking freezing... - -00:31:04.880 --> 00:31:05.881 -...there. - -00:31:07.048 --> 00:31:07.966 -What? - -00:31:08.216 --> 00:31:09.301 -I hear it. - -00:31:09.885 --> 00:31:11.303 -I don't hear shit. - -00:31:12.387 --> 00:31:13.805 -You hear that? - -00:31:20.061 --> 00:31:20.979 -Shit... - -00:31:31.323 --> 00:31:32.407 -Hello? - -00:32:02.270 --> 00:32:04.439 -I think it's just a deer. - -00:32:05.524 --> 00:32:08.026 -- Could be deer, I guess. -- It's just a deer. - -00:32:08.276 --> 00:32:09.861 -I don't think so, man. - -00:32:09.945 --> 00:32:13.114 -Sounds just like last night. -It's all around us. - -00:32:13.365 --> 00:32:14.616 -It's gotta be just a deer. - -00:32:14.783 --> 00:32:16.201 -It was a deer, man. - -00:32:17.202 --> 00:32:18.787 -It wasn't like last night. - -00:32:25.043 --> 00:32:25.961 -You say something? - -00:32:26.127 --> 00:32:29.714 -Yes! Fucking listen! Let's -get it on DAT... be quiet... - -00:32:29.881 --> 00:32:31.299 -Okay, it's on. - -00:32:35.053 --> 00:32:37.806 -Jesus Christ! What the -fuck was that? - -00:32:44.896 --> 00:32:46.898 -It's not scared by our yelling. - -00:32:51.987 --> 00:32:53.655 -Sounds like footsteps. - -00:32:53.905 --> 00:32:55.907 -I know! It's a fucking person! - -00:32:57.575 --> 00:33:00.745 -I don't see shit on video. -We'll just use DAT, right? - -00:33:00.996 --> 00:33:01.830 -But I'm staying out. - -00:33:01.997 --> 00:33:03.331 -You stay out here with me. - -00:33:03.498 --> 00:33:04.582 -I am. I am. - -00:33:04.916 --> 00:33:08.837 -What time is it? Anywhere -near morning? - -00:33:09.838 --> 00:33:10.505 -Let me see... - -00:33:10.672 --> 00:33:13.258 -Tell me it's five -O'clock or something. - -00:33:14.759 --> 00:33:15.510 -Three. - -00:33:15.677 --> 00:33:16.511 -Fuck! - -00:33:18.013 --> 00:33:21.182 -Bullshit. This is -fucking crazy. - -00:33:23.018 --> 00:33:25.603 -I'm sorry, Mike. We should -be home already. - -00:33:25.770 --> 00:33:27.856 -This has got nothing to do... - -00:33:28.940 --> 00:33:30.692 -...with what we're here for. - -00:33:30.942 --> 00:33:32.777 -This is just it's bullshit. - -00:33:33.778 --> 00:33:36.698 -Woke up this morning, -two seconds ago... - -00:33:37.365 --> 00:33:40.035 -...and there are piles of -rocks outside our tent. - -00:33:43.872 --> 00:33:45.707 -There are three, actually. - -00:33:47.375 --> 00:33:50.295 -Are you positive those -weren't there last night? - -00:33:50.545 --> 00:33:53.381 -I am fucking positive -they weren't here! - -00:33:53.631 --> 00:33:56.051 -How could we have -just camped... - -00:33:56.217 --> 00:33:59.554 -...between three piles of rocks -just by coincidence? - -00:34:00.305 --> 00:34:01.973 -You don't think this is strange? - -00:34:02.557 --> 00:34:06.060 -It is fucking weird, but -I really don't care... - -00:34:06.227 --> 00:34:08.813 -...because all I want to do -is get to the goddam car. - -00:34:08.980 --> 00:34:12.066 -Whatever it is, -man, right now... - -00:34:12.484 --> 00:34:14.235 -...we have to get back to the car. - -00:34:14.486 --> 00:34:17.322 -They obviously don't want us -Here, so let's get out. - -00:34:17.822 --> 00:34:19.991 -We have to get the DAT back. - -00:34:20.241 --> 00:34:22.577 -- That's what I mean. -- Okay, let's go. - -00:34:22.744 --> 00:34:25.663 -Let's pack our shit up -and just walk. - -00:34:26.164 --> 00:34:27.081 -Can we just walk? - -00:34:27.332 --> 00:34:28.249 -Yes, we're out of here. - -00:34:28.416 --> 00:34:29.250 -Okay, cool. - -00:34:29.667 --> 00:34:32.420 -But we're leaving just -when it's all happening. - -00:34:34.005 --> 00:34:36.674 -Put the fucking camera down. -Let's pack up the tent. - -00:34:36.841 --> 00:34:39.010 -- Let's get out of the woods. -- Okay, hang on. - -00:34:39.928 --> 00:34:40.678 -Come on! - -00:34:40.845 --> 00:34:43.848 -No, I'm not scared! -I'm just tired and hungry... - -00:34:44.015 --> 00:34:47.185 -I'm just fucking done, man. - -00:34:47.352 --> 00:34:48.269 -All right. - -00:34:51.272 --> 00:34:52.524 -Did you take it? - -00:34:53.191 --> 00:34:55.693 -No, I didn't take the fucking map. - -00:34:59.280 --> 00:35:00.949 -I'm not playing head games. - -00:35:01.199 --> 00:35:03.284 -You're the one playing -head games. - -00:35:03.451 --> 00:35:04.869 -But I'm not. - -00:35:06.538 --> 00:35:10.625 -I don't have it. We have to go. -I'm serious, I don't have it. - -00:35:10.875 --> 00:35:11.876 -Are you fucking serious? - -00:35:12.043 --> 00:35:14.045 -Fucking serious. I don't have it. - -00:35:15.630 --> 00:35:17.382 -Heather, that is not so cool, man. - -00:35:17.549 --> 00:35:19.300 -I know it's not cool! - -00:35:20.802 --> 00:35:22.303 -It's the fucking least -responsible thing... - -00:35:22.720 --> 00:35:24.889 -...you could have done, man. - -00:35:25.890 --> 00:35:26.808 -I know that. - -00:35:29.143 --> 00:35:30.728 -You really don't have it? - -00:35:32.647 --> 00:35:34.315 -One of you must have the map. - -00:35:34.482 --> 00:35:36.901 -No, I don't have the map. -We gave it back to you... - -00:35:37.151 --> 00:35:39.153 -...after map check yesterday. - -00:35:39.988 --> 00:35:42.240 -I always keep it in the -same place... - -00:35:42.490 --> 00:35:44.409 -...and if it's not there, -one of you must have it. - -00:35:44.659 --> 00:35:47.912 -I did not get the goddam map -out of your fucking pants, man. - -00:35:48.246 --> 00:35:50.164 -Well, I don't have it! - -00:35:50.331 --> 00:35:51.666 -Look, why would I take it? - -00:35:51.833 --> 00:35:54.168 -I just wanna get out -of here, man. - -00:35:54.460 --> 00:35:55.336 -Me too. - -00:35:55.670 --> 00:35:56.421 -Let's go! - -00:35:56.546 --> 00:36:00.008 -No, you wanna stay and -film rocks, look around... - -00:36:00.174 --> 00:36:00.842 -Let's go! - -00:36:00.967 --> 00:36:03.177 -...you wanna film this and that... -Which way? - -00:36:03.344 --> 00:36:04.012 -That way. - -00:36:04.262 --> 00:36:06.014 -We're in the -middle of the woods! - -00:36:06.180 --> 00:36:08.516 -We can walk any way! - -00:36:08.683 --> 00:36:11.936 -This way! Because we've -been going this way all day. - -00:36:12.186 --> 00:36:14.939 -We're going this way! -We gotta find something! - -00:36:15.565 --> 00:36:17.191 -I gave you back the map! - -00:36:17.400 --> 00:36:18.026 -I gave you the map. - -00:36:18.276 --> 00:36:20.445 -I gave you back the map! - -00:36:21.571 --> 00:36:23.906 -- Let's just go. -- We can move as fast as we want... - -00:36:24.115 --> 00:36:26.868 -...but there's no point if we have -no idea where we're going. - -00:36:27.201 --> 00:36:29.370 -We're following the creek. -Mike seems happy with that. - -00:36:29.537 --> 00:36:30.788 -Would you guys stop it? - -00:36:38.629 --> 00:36:40.840 -We are fucked, we are done... - -00:36:41.049 --> 00:36:43.384 -...we are dead, we are fucked. - -00:36:47.221 --> 00:36:51.392 -I'm staying here. When you -find someone... - -00:36:51.809 --> 00:36:54.812 -...tell them I'm under the -tree with the vine. - -00:36:55.063 --> 00:36:56.564 -All blame aside... - -00:36:59.484 --> 00:37:01.152 -...this is really fucked up. - -00:37:01.319 --> 00:37:03.654 -I know. - -00:37:04.322 --> 00:37:06.574 -We really need to work together. - -00:37:06.824 --> 00:37:08.910 -- I realize that. -- Exactly. Exactly. - -00:37:09.160 --> 00:37:12.330 -So we accept the fact that my -camera's not gonna be back... - -00:37:12.497 --> 00:37:13.706 -...or your DAT. - -00:37:13.998 --> 00:37:16.542 -No blame from now -on about that shit. - -00:37:16.918 --> 00:37:17.752 -Look, seriously... - -00:37:18.503 --> 00:37:21.255 -...this area's not that fucking big. - -00:37:21.506 --> 00:37:25.259 -Exactly. It's very hard to get -lost in America these days... - -00:37:25.593 --> 00:37:28.513 -...and even harder to stay lost. - -00:37:28.805 --> 00:37:29.597 -What? - -00:37:30.431 --> 00:37:32.934 -Well, we're doin' a pretty good -job of being lost. - -00:37:33.351 --> 00:37:36.896 -If you're not home today, -and I'm not home today... - -00:37:37.146 --> 00:37:38.731 -...people are gonna notice... - -00:37:38.940 --> 00:37:41.776 -...My girlfriend's definitely -gonna notice... - -00:37:42.276 --> 00:37:45.029 -...and she'll notice that -I haven't called. - -00:37:47.198 --> 00:37:50.034 -...that I didn't get back and -I didn't call... - -00:37:50.201 --> 00:37:51.869 -...so if by tonight we -haven't found shit... - -00:37:52.036 --> 00:37:54.789 -...someone's gonna be looking for us. - -00:37:54.956 --> 00:37:55.873 -Oh, no! - -00:37:56.040 --> 00:37:57.792 -Not down here, go another way... - -00:37:58.000 --> 00:38:00.127 -...I just got my whole shit wet. - -00:38:03.631 --> 00:38:06.634 -Shit. Well, let's try it this way. - -00:38:07.885 --> 00:38:09.303 -No, not this way... - -00:38:10.513 --> 00:38:12.598 -...better try the other way. - -00:38:14.934 --> 00:38:18.062 -- If we didn't have these packs... -- I don't mean to laugh... - -00:38:18.980 --> 00:38:20.314 -Your feet are wet! - -00:38:20.481 --> 00:38:22.233 -Is Michael laughing? - -00:38:25.486 --> 00:38:27.572 -Shut up and cross the stream. - -00:38:28.406 --> 00:38:29.490 -He's laughing... - -00:38:29.657 --> 00:38:32.577 -...that's the first time -you've laughed in days. - -00:38:37.081 --> 00:38:40.084 -I'm happy you -find it amusing... - -00:38:40.251 --> 00:38:42.587 -...that I'll be uncomfortable -for the rest of the day. - -00:38:43.379 --> 00:38:45.464 -Dude, uncomfort does not even... - -00:38:46.591 --> 00:38:47.800 -Can we keep going, please? - -00:38:48.175 --> 00:38:50.261 -No, we're gonna chill out! - -00:38:52.013 --> 00:38:55.099 -- Didn't you want to get to the car? -- Oh boy!! - -00:38:55.600 --> 00:38:57.184 -Okay, come on... let's get up here. - -00:38:57.351 --> 00:38:58.436 -Oh shit. - -00:38:59.437 --> 00:39:02.148 -You weren't lying to me about -the map, were you? - -00:39:02.398 --> 00:39:06.193 -'Cause to me it seems like you're -having a little too much fun. - -00:39:06.444 --> 00:39:08.279 -- Oh, Heather... -- We're going a little stir crazy. - -00:39:08.612 --> 00:39:11.615 -Heather! If you make me -yell at this point... - -00:39:12.033 --> 00:39:13.617 -...don't make me -yell at you, man. - -00:39:13.868 --> 00:39:17.371 -Seriously, if you got the map, I -just wanna know you have it! - -00:39:18.205 --> 00:39:20.958 -That would make me happy, -just to know you have it. - -00:39:22.209 --> 00:39:26.130 -If I knew that, and I could see -it, I'd feel much better. - -00:39:30.301 --> 00:39:32.219 -We're just trying to -be cool with you. - -00:39:32.386 --> 00:39:35.765 -So I get laughed at 'cause -my shoes got wet. - -00:39:36.015 --> 00:39:37.391 -It's fucking hilarious. - -00:39:41.562 --> 00:39:43.481 -All our shoes are wet... - -00:39:43.647 --> 00:39:46.067 -...we were laughing -at the situation. - -00:39:46.317 --> 00:39:46.984 -Fine. - -00:39:47.234 --> 00:39:49.153 -We're fucking hungry -and fucking tired... - -00:39:49.320 --> 00:39:52.156 -- ...what the hell else can we do? -- You know what? - -00:39:52.323 --> 00:39:54.784 -I'm sorry, it's fucked up... - -00:39:57.119 --> 00:40:00.790 -...but I kicked that map into the -creek yesterday. - -00:40:01.290 --> 00:40:04.960 -It was useless and I kicked it -into the creek! - -00:40:09.256 --> 00:40:10.841 -I fucking hope he's kidding. - -00:40:12.343 --> 00:40:13.177 -Mike? - -00:40:14.762 --> 00:40:16.430 -I really fucking hope he's kidding. - -00:40:18.265 --> 00:40:19.600 -Mike, are you fucking kidding? - -00:40:19.809 --> 00:40:21.519 -I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. - -00:40:21.685 --> 00:40:25.106 -You're kidding me. You have -gotta be fucking kidding me! - -00:40:25.606 --> 00:40:27.274 -- You think it's a game? -- Get off me! - -00:40:27.441 --> 00:40:29.443 -What the fuck? -Are you out of your mind? - -00:40:29.693 --> 00:40:32.071 -No, I'm not. That map -wasn't doing shit! - -00:40:32.279 --> 00:40:35.533 -Not for you, but I knew what -the fuck the map said!! - -00:40:35.699 --> 00:40:36.534 -I'm sorry! - -00:40:36.742 --> 00:40:38.577 -You're a fucking asshole! - -00:40:38.828 --> 00:40:39.620 -I'm sorry. - -00:40:39.870 --> 00:40:41.205 -You're a fucking asshole! - -00:40:41.455 --> 00:40:43.707 -That map was useless! - -00:40:43.874 --> 00:40:46.669 -If we get hurt or die here, -it's your fucking fault! - -00:40:46.919 --> 00:40:49.255 -You understand? - -00:40:51.715 --> 00:40:54.218 -How could you be -such an asshole? - -00:40:55.386 --> 00:40:58.806 -- What were you thinking? -- You are fucking me up here! - -00:40:59.139 --> 00:41:01.976 -I am not! That map -was useless! - -00:41:02.893 --> 00:41:04.311 -It was useless to you! - -00:41:04.979 --> 00:41:07.731 -Okay... - -00:41:08.065 --> 00:41:10.317 -I didn't bring you out -here for this, man. - -00:41:10.734 --> 00:41:14.029 -Sorry about the map, man. -What can I say? - -00:41:14.280 --> 00:41:18.200 -- The map wasn't doing shit. -- Just don't say sorry. - -00:41:18.450 --> 00:41:19.910 -It wasn't worth -shit to you. - -00:41:20.077 --> 00:41:23.080 -I knew exactly where -we were! - -00:41:23.247 --> 00:41:26.083 -Listen! Yesterday I asked you what -fucking river we were on... - -00:41:26.292 --> 00:41:27.585 -Shut up or else. - -00:41:27.751 --> 00:41:29.336 -Turn the fucking camera off! - -00:41:29.503 --> 00:41:30.588 -Give me the compass... - -00:41:32.298 --> 00:41:34.341 -...you have betrayed us... - -00:41:34.633 --> 00:41:37.761 -...way fucking beyond. -Give me the compass. - -00:41:38.429 --> 00:41:40.347 -So have you for not getting -us out of the woods. - -00:41:40.514 --> 00:41:41.765 -Yeah, thanks. - -00:41:43.225 --> 00:41:45.185 -Can I have the fucking compass? - -00:41:45.936 --> 00:41:49.607 -No. I bought the compass. -If you wanted one... - -00:41:49.857 --> 00:41:51.317 -...you should've -bought your own. - -00:41:51.567 --> 00:41:53.360 -You and he both fucked us up. - -00:41:53.652 --> 00:41:55.237 -Why can't you admit that... - -00:41:55.613 --> 00:41:57.865 -- ...you fucked up from the start. -- Let's just walk south. - -00:41:58.073 --> 00:41:59.283 -Because I haven't! - -00:41:59.867 --> 00:42:01.201 -Why are we stopped? - -00:42:06.624 --> 00:42:07.750 -Why are we stopped? - -00:42:10.711 --> 00:42:11.879 -Just don't. - -00:42:12.171 --> 00:42:15.215 -I'm just asking -Why we stopped. - -00:42:17.301 --> 00:42:19.803 -Weren't we going south? - -00:42:19.970 --> 00:42:21.889 -We all seemed very -Happy with that. - -00:42:22.222 --> 00:42:24.558 -Why don't we carry on like that? - -00:42:34.068 --> 00:42:34.860 -What? - -00:42:35.152 --> 00:42:37.196 -There's all sorts of -Stuff down here! - -00:42:37.446 --> 00:42:38.655 -What kind of stuff? - -00:42:39.156 --> 00:42:40.574 -Voodoo shit! - -00:42:42.409 --> 00:42:43.660 -What? - -00:42:43.827 --> 00:42:46.830 -- Hanging all over the place! -- No way... - -00:42:48.665 --> 00:42:49.958 -It's all over. - -00:42:50.167 --> 00:42:51.085 -Holy shit... - -00:42:53.253 --> 00:42:55.714 -Come up quick! I need the CP! - -00:42:55.923 --> 00:42:57.591 -There's all sorts -Here, man! - -00:42:58.550 --> 00:43:00.928 -This is fucking crazy shit. - -00:43:04.264 --> 00:43:05.933 -Please, I gotta film this! - -00:43:06.183 --> 00:43:07.351 -Take the fucking camera. - -00:43:11.355 --> 00:43:12.398 -What the fuck is this? - -00:43:12.606 --> 00:43:13.857 -I have no idea. - -00:43:56.692 --> 00:44:00.362 -Jesus Christ, that's fucking creepy. - -00:44:04.324 --> 00:44:07.494 -This is no redneck. -No redneck is this creative. - -00:44:09.746 --> 00:44:10.789 -Can we go now? - -00:44:10.998 --> 00:44:12.416 -Yeah, please. - -00:44:13.166 --> 00:44:15.669 -Okay, I got everything on video. - -00:44:15.836 --> 00:44:18.589 -Oh, Jesus Christ, I didn't -Even see these! - -00:44:19.381 --> 00:44:22.092 -Okay, Heather, you got -Enough, man. Let's go. - -00:44:22.426 --> 00:44:25.846 -- That's enough! Stop taping! -- That's enough! - -00:44:26.096 --> 00:44:28.849 -- Okay, we're going right now. -- Let's go! - -00:44:29.099 --> 00:44:32.769 -Okay, we're out of here. -I'm leaving. - -00:44:33.979 --> 00:44:35.439 -Come on, turn it off! - -00:44:35.606 --> 00:44:38.775 -Help! - -00:44:40.777 --> 00:44:42.779 -Please help us! - -00:44:45.282 --> 00:44:47.367 -We won't get out of here like that. - -00:44:47.701 --> 00:44:48.577 -Fuck! - -00:44:49.369 --> 00:44:50.662 -Fuck! - -00:44:51.371 --> 00:44:54.833 -I think I can say -that we're now lost. - -00:44:55.792 --> 00:44:57.294 -I don't know what to do. - -00:44:58.712 --> 00:45:00.881 -We should all get -Inside the tent. - -00:45:01.214 --> 00:45:02.132 -All right. - -00:45:02.466 --> 00:45:04.384 -Let's not light a fire tonight. - -00:45:04.885 --> 00:45:06.136 -Yeah, that's my thinking. - -00:45:06.303 --> 00:45:09.473 -- That's a good idea. -- We didn't light one the first night. - -00:45:09.681 --> 00:45:10.557 -And nothing happened. - -00:45:10.724 --> 00:45:13.727 -We light fires, and they know. -No one was following us. - -00:45:14.102 --> 00:45:15.562 -We should turn that light off, too. - -00:45:15.729 --> 00:45:16.813 -All right. - -00:45:17.064 --> 00:45:19.816 -Seriously, anything -could attract them. - -00:45:21.318 --> 00:45:22.653 -Let's just go to sleep. - -00:45:37.000 --> 00:45:38.251 -Oh God. - -00:45:42.839 --> 00:45:44.174 -Put this out. - -00:46:06.696 --> 00:46:09.866 -Jesus Christ, little kids. Oh, God! - -00:46:10.200 --> 00:46:11.618 -I'm gonna put my jeans on. - -00:46:11.785 --> 00:46:14.621 -Take the video camera. -No, the DAT. - -00:46:15.288 --> 00:46:17.290 -I'm gonna get this on video. - -00:46:17.457 --> 00:46:19.126 -Oh, dear God, dear God! - -00:46:32.055 --> 00:46:33.557 -Go, fucking go! - -00:46:34.641 --> 00:46:35.475 -Oh God! - -00:46:36.726 --> 00:46:37.978 -Oh God! - -00:46:40.397 --> 00:46:41.398 -Hurry up! - -00:46:41.565 --> 00:46:44.484 -I'm coming! My boots aren't laced! - -00:46:45.569 --> 00:46:47.571 -Oh my God, what the fuck is that? - -00:46:48.488 --> 00:46:50.157 -What the fuck is that? - -00:46:57.581 --> 00:46:58.665 -Oh, shit! - -00:47:06.256 --> 00:47:08.508 -Mike, where are you, man? - -00:47:18.101 --> 00:47:19.603 -Turn the lights off... - -00:47:20.187 --> 00:47:22.606 -...turn that light off. -turn it off, Josh. - -00:47:25.275 --> 00:47:28.528 -All lights off, -all lights off. - -00:47:35.952 --> 00:47:37.203 -I'm soaking. - -00:47:37.287 --> 00:47:38.455 -That's okay. - -00:47:39.039 --> 00:47:40.290 -What was that? - -00:47:41.124 --> 00:47:43.293 -What the fuck is going on? - -00:47:49.215 --> 00:47:51.551 -You hear that baby screaming? - -00:47:51.885 --> 00:47:54.304 -Shut the fuck up. There's -no fucking baby. - -00:47:54.554 --> 00:47:57.474 -- Yes there was. -- There was no fucking baby. - -00:48:01.061 --> 00:48:03.313 -I haven't heard anything -since we ran away... - -00:48:06.149 --> 00:48:07.651 -Oh my God, it's cold. - -00:48:08.902 --> 00:48:10.654 -We should be quiet, okay? - -00:48:20.246 --> 00:48:22.916 -I don't hear anything anymore. -Let's go back. - -00:48:26.086 --> 00:48:27.837 -How long have we been here? - -00:48:28.088 --> 00:48:29.756 -I don't know, man, an hour...? - -00:48:31.925 --> 00:48:34.010 -The sun's up. We're okay now. - -00:48:36.179 --> 00:48:38.264 -Let's just get back, -pack up, and go. - -00:48:38.431 --> 00:48:39.683 -Okay. - -00:48:42.435 --> 00:48:44.187 -What the fuck, man? - -00:48:44.854 --> 00:48:46.356 -Where's my pack? - -00:48:46.523 --> 00:48:48.358 -Right there. Where's mine? - -00:48:48.858 --> 00:48:50.527 -What the fuck, man? - -00:48:58.118 --> 00:48:59.953 -Why're they fucking -with us like this? - -00:49:00.870 --> 00:49:02.455 -They just opened it up. - -00:49:02.789 --> 00:49:04.624 -They spilled all my water! - -00:49:04.958 --> 00:49:06.459 -Looks like slime, man. - -00:49:07.377 --> 00:49:08.545 -It's just water, man. - -00:49:09.212 --> 00:49:11.548 -It is slime. What the fuck is it? - -00:49:11.965 --> 00:49:13.466 -Let's get out of here. - -00:49:13.633 --> 00:49:15.051 -- Heather, turn that thing off! -- Let's go. - -00:49:15.301 --> 00:49:16.136 -Okay. - -00:49:16.302 --> 00:49:18.304 -I'm not interested -anymore! Let's go! - -00:49:18.555 --> 00:49:19.389 -I know. - -00:49:19.556 --> 00:49:20.807 -So turn it off. - -00:49:21.391 --> 00:49:23.977 -Relax. Have we got everything here? - -00:49:25.061 --> 00:49:27.063 -- Like I give a shit. -- Whose bag was opened? - -00:49:27.313 --> 00:49:28.481 -It was mine! - -00:49:31.734 --> 00:49:33.069 -Why you? - -00:49:33.403 --> 00:49:35.405 -Are you not scared enough yet? - -00:49:35.572 --> 00:49:36.322 -But why you? - -00:49:36.823 --> 00:49:38.658 -Put it down. This is not funny. - -00:49:38.825 --> 00:49:41.327 -Am I laughing at all? - -00:49:41.578 --> 00:49:44.747 -No, but you're still doing -your documentary thing, man! - -00:49:44.998 --> 00:49:46.416 -Still your fucking documentary! - -00:49:46.666 --> 00:49:49.419 -- Don't touch it! -- Then turn the goddam thing off! - -00:49:49.586 --> 00:49:52.255 -If you bite me again, -I'll throw you in river. - -00:49:52.589 --> 00:49:55.758 -- Don't touch my camera. -- Turn it off! - -00:49:56.092 --> 00:49:56.926 -I'm sorry. - -00:49:57.093 --> 00:49:58.595 -I didn't mean it, okay? - -00:49:58.761 --> 00:49:59.679 -You all right? - -00:49:59.846 --> 00:50:01.431 -Yeah. I wanna go home... - -00:50:01.681 --> 00:50:03.516 -...but I wanna get -what we can. - -00:50:04.184 --> 00:50:05.185 -What the fuck...? - -00:50:07.437 --> 00:50:08.855 -Is this possible? - -00:50:09.772 --> 00:50:11.441 -All right. - -00:50:12.442 --> 00:50:13.443 -Here I go. - -00:50:13.776 --> 00:50:16.112 -I hate crossing streams on logs. - -00:50:16.863 --> 00:50:18.531 -If I never cross another stream... - -00:50:18.781 --> 00:50:21.534 -...on a log, I'll die happy. - -00:50:23.870 --> 00:50:26.956 -I see why you like the -video camera so much. - -00:50:28.291 --> 00:50:29.375 -You do? - -00:50:29.626 --> 00:50:31.377 -It's not quite reality. - -00:50:34.214 --> 00:50:36.049 -Reality says we gotta move. - -00:50:37.383 --> 00:50:40.470 -But it's a totally filtered -reality, man. - -00:50:41.971 --> 00:50:45.475 -As if everything's -not quite the way it is. - -00:50:48.811 --> 00:50:50.313 -Just leave him alone awhile - -00:50:50.563 --> 00:50:51.648 -We need to go. - -00:50:51.898 --> 00:50:53.316 -Leave him for five minutes. - -00:50:54.233 --> 00:50:57.070 -Leave him alone. Five minutes. - -00:50:57.487 --> 00:50:58.988 -Come on, he's lost it. - -00:51:00.239 --> 00:51:02.659 -I know, but we've all -nearly lost it. - -00:51:02.825 --> 00:51:05.828 -I know, but we got -to look after each other. - -00:51:06.162 --> 00:51:08.164 -And we're not looking after him... - -00:51:08.331 --> 00:51:10.333 -...if we film him -while he's crying. - -00:51:10.583 --> 00:51:11.334 -I know. - -00:51:11.501 --> 00:51:12.835 -I know you know. - -00:51:13.002 --> 00:51:15.505 -Let's try and keep our wits. - -00:51:15.755 --> 00:51:17.090 -But we have to go. - -00:51:17.256 --> 00:51:19.592 -Sure. Believe me, I know. - -00:51:19.759 --> 00:51:21.511 -It's hard to stay calm. - -00:51:21.678 --> 00:51:23.763 -- We need to get out. -- I know. - -00:51:24.013 --> 00:51:25.431 -You're not telling me -anything new, - -00:51:26.265 --> 00:51:28.267 -Just let him calm down. - -00:51:28.518 --> 00:51:29.852 -Anybody got a cigarette? - -00:51:30.019 --> 00:51:30.853 -No, man. - -00:51:31.104 --> 00:51:32.438 -No, there's none left. - -00:51:33.272 --> 00:51:35.191 -Nobody has any cigarettes? - -00:51:35.358 --> 00:51:36.442 -We're out. - -00:51:39.529 --> 00:51:41.280 -Why the fuck... - -00:51:41.614 --> 00:51:44.283 -...was this blue jelly -shit on my shit? - -00:51:44.534 --> 00:51:45.618 -Let's go. - -00:51:46.452 --> 00:51:47.537 -Let's go. - -00:51:48.204 --> 00:51:50.790 -If we keep going south, -we'll get out. - -00:51:51.874 --> 00:51:52.875 -Please... - -00:51:54.377 --> 00:51:57.046 -I don't wanna camp -another fucking night. - -00:51:57.213 --> 00:51:59.632 -Josh, none of us do. - -00:51:59.799 --> 00:52:00.717 -I know you don't. - -00:52:00.967 --> 00:52:04.220 -Whoever it is, is gonna come -back, and that's a fact. - -00:52:04.470 --> 00:52:05.555 -It's not a fact. - -00:52:05.805 --> 00:52:08.725 -It came three nights running, -and it's worse every night. - -00:52:08.891 --> 00:52:11.561 -Just what I need to -hear right now. - -00:52:11.728 --> 00:52:15.231 -I'm just trying to -rationally say that... - -00:52:15.815 --> 00:52:19.902 -...with our walking speed, -they might just go on forever... - -00:52:20.737 --> 00:52:24.157 -Not possible in this country. - -00:52:24.907 --> 00:52:25.825 -Why not? - -00:52:25.992 --> 00:52:29.662 -Because we've destroyed most -of our woods in America. - -00:52:29.829 --> 00:52:33.166 -- Let's just keep going. -- America, America... - -00:52:33.499 --> 00:52:36.919 -...God shed your grace on thee... - -00:52:40.006 --> 00:52:44.010 -...Once so proudly we hailed... - -00:52:44.927 --> 00:52:48.264 -...at twilight's last gleaming... - -00:52:50.683 --> 00:52:52.351 -That's the tree we crossed. - -00:52:52.518 --> 00:52:54.604 -That tree is down. Same one. - -00:52:57.273 --> 00:52:58.691 -Oh God! - -00:52:59.525 --> 00:53:00.276 -Oh no... - -00:53:00.443 --> 00:53:03.196 -You got to be kidding, -this is a joke! - -00:53:04.780 --> 00:53:06.782 -It's not funny! - -00:53:07.450 --> 00:53:10.953 -Mike, please stop... -please stop... - -00:53:14.874 --> 00:53:16.375 -Oh no! - -00:53:17.126 --> 00:53:19.045 -No, Mike, it's not the same log! - -00:53:21.881 --> 00:53:23.799 -- Same log! -- Look, it's not! - -00:53:23.966 --> 00:53:25.801 -Yes it is! Open your eyes! - -00:53:26.052 --> 00:53:28.054 -It's not the same log... - -00:53:46.405 --> 00:53:47.907 -It's the same log. - -00:53:48.658 --> 00:53:51.077 -Fuck you, God!! - -00:53:51.661 --> 00:53:53.746 -It's the same log. - -00:54:01.003 --> 00:54:03.673 -Okay, it's okay. - -00:54:09.345 --> 00:54:11.597 -Where do you wanna camp? - -00:54:11.847 --> 00:54:14.433 -Going south didn't work. -Tomorrow we go east. - -00:54:14.684 --> 00:54:16.686 -I don't know what to say, Josh. - -00:54:17.937 --> 00:54:20.439 -How the fuck did we wind -up in the same place? - -00:54:20.690 --> 00:54:24.694 -We walked south -all fucking day! - -00:54:24.944 --> 00:54:26.946 -I don't know how we -ended up here! - -00:54:33.869 --> 00:54:36.205 -Do you expect me to do, -or say something? - -00:54:45.464 --> 00:54:46.882 -What do you wanna do? - -00:54:53.305 --> 00:54:54.557 -Josh? - -00:54:59.395 --> 00:55:01.397 -I wanna make movies, Heather. - -00:55:04.150 --> 00:55:05.818 -Isn't that why we came? - -00:55:07.987 --> 00:55:09.822 -Let's make some movies. - -00:55:10.156 --> 00:55:11.574 -Fuck you. - -00:55:14.326 --> 00:55:15.828 -Fuck you. - -00:55:15.995 --> 00:55:18.164 -Let's not fight, please? - -00:55:19.331 --> 00:55:22.084 -...I can't take it. -I can't fight. - -00:55:22.251 --> 00:55:26.088 -We're screwed, and that's it. -Please stop fighting. - -00:55:27.173 --> 00:55:28.758 -I'll do the first watch. - -00:55:30.843 --> 00:55:32.511 -I got first watch. - -00:55:40.686 --> 00:55:42.605 -It's not the time or place, guys. - -00:55:42.772 --> 00:55:44.607 -We have things to prepare for. - -00:55:44.774 --> 00:55:46.442 -Okay, here's your motivation... - -00:55:46.776 --> 00:55:50.029 -...you're lost, you're angry and -no one's here to help you... - -00:55:50.279 --> 00:55:53.616 -...there's a fucking witch who -keeps leaving shit around... - -00:55:53.783 --> 00:55:55.284 -...no one can help you... - -00:55:55.451 --> 00:55:57.953 -...she left little trinkets, and -you fucking took one... - -00:55:58.204 --> 00:56:00.706 -...she's chasing us. And -no one can help you! - -00:56:00.873 --> 00:56:02.708 -We walked fifteen hours today... - -00:56:02.875 --> 00:56:05.044 -...and we ended up in the same place! - -00:56:05.294 --> 00:56:08.714 -There's no one to help you! -That's your motivation! - -00:56:12.635 --> 00:56:14.053 -Please stop. - -00:56:14.220 --> 00:56:17.640 -Josh, quit it. She's had enough. - -00:56:18.557 --> 00:56:20.809 -You got her back. Good one. - -00:56:20.976 --> 00:56:23.479 -No, she's still making movies! - -00:56:23.729 --> 00:56:25.648 -- Please stop. -- Still making movies. - -00:56:25.898 --> 00:56:28.734 -It's all I have left, okay? -Just please stop. - -00:56:31.320 --> 00:56:33.989 -Please stop yelling at me. - -00:56:39.328 --> 00:56:41.830 -I'm fucking tired of -crying all day. - -00:56:42.665 --> 00:56:45.751 -We gotta think like human beings. -We got things to do. - -00:56:45.918 --> 00:56:48.587 -We've gotta do shifts. -We got lots to do. - -00:56:54.677 --> 00:56:57.096 -You gonna write us a -happy ending, Heather? - -00:57:06.105 --> 00:57:07.773 -Come on, turn it off. - -00:57:08.691 --> 00:57:10.693 -You're getting like she was. - -00:57:16.115 --> 00:57:19.702 -I don't know how you can -sew at this point, man, - -00:57:19.868 --> 00:57:21.787 -Well, I'm cold. - -00:57:22.371 --> 00:57:24.290 -- I know. -- I hear you. - -00:57:24.623 --> 00:57:26.959 -The smallest comforts -we can get are good. - -00:57:27.209 --> 00:57:29.795 -Doesn't it seem absurd, -though, at this point? - -00:57:30.045 --> 00:57:31.130 -Yes, it does. - -00:57:31.297 --> 00:57:33.549 -Lots of things seem absurd. - -00:57:33.882 --> 00:57:37.386 -Like sleeping where we were -last night is freaking... - -00:57:37.553 --> 00:57:39.722 -It's just fucking me up, period. - -00:57:40.639 --> 00:57:43.976 -Really fucking me up, man. - -00:57:47.896 --> 00:57:50.983 -- I'm sorry, man. -- Me too. It's all right. - -00:57:51.316 --> 00:57:52.818 -I'm sorry, Heather. - -00:57:53.318 --> 00:57:54.570 -It's all right. - -00:57:55.070 --> 00:57:57.156 -Who wants a cheeseburger? - -00:57:57.823 --> 00:57:59.158 -I do, I do... - -00:58:00.075 --> 00:58:02.494 -I got a cheeseburger in my pocket. - -00:58:02.745 --> 00:58:06.248 -Do you? Can I have a -light to cut this? - -00:58:06.999 --> 00:58:08.500 -Know what I'd fucking love? - -00:58:08.917 --> 00:58:09.835 -What? - -00:58:10.085 --> 00:58:11.420 -Mashed potatoes. - -00:58:12.588 --> 00:58:13.756 -Me too. - -00:58:16.008 --> 00:58:18.927 -My mom's mashed potatoes. - -00:58:23.098 --> 00:58:25.517 -You'll have them again very soon. - -00:58:27.019 --> 00:58:30.189 -Mashed potatoes -and a piece of ass. - -00:58:31.857 --> 00:58:32.941 -Josh? - -00:58:36.779 --> 00:58:39.448 -Fuck, we never go out of earshot! - -00:58:40.699 --> 00:58:42.451 -Come on, calm down. - -00:58:43.952 --> 00:58:45.370 -How can I? - -00:58:55.047 --> 00:58:56.548 -He's probably at the river. - -00:58:56.715 --> 00:58:59.051 -If he was there, -he could hear me. - -00:59:03.972 --> 00:59:05.641 -Wait for him to respond. - -00:59:06.391 --> 00:59:08.477 -Remember what he said yesterday? - -00:59:08.811 --> 00:59:09.895 -What? - -00:59:11.647 --> 00:59:14.900 -About the shit on his bag. - -00:59:18.987 --> 00:59:22.741 -Let's go. We've gotta find -him. Come on. - -00:59:22.991 --> 00:59:26.745 -If we can't even find the car, -how are we gonna find Josh? - -00:59:26.995 --> 00:59:27.996 -Come on. - -00:59:28.247 --> 00:59:29.831 -No, I'm fine. - -00:59:30.916 --> 00:59:32.834 -Come on, come on, relax. - -00:59:33.001 --> 00:59:35.587 -All right, let's take -down the tent... - -00:59:36.088 --> 00:59:37.506 -...and when he's back, we'll go. - -00:59:37.839 --> 00:59:39.591 -I'm losing my mind, Mike. - -00:59:40.175 --> 00:59:41.510 -Josh hasn't come back. - -00:59:41.677 --> 00:59:42.427 -Heather? - -00:59:43.428 --> 00:59:44.930 -I'm here, Mike. - -00:59:48.350 --> 00:59:51.019 -I don't know if Josh ran off. - -00:59:52.521 --> 00:59:54.022 -All his shit's here. - -00:59:55.941 --> 00:59:57.192 -I've got the camera... - -00:59:58.360 --> 01:00:00.862 -...I don't know how I'm -gonna hike with the camera. - -01:00:01.530 --> 01:00:03.448 -Sure you wanna take it? - -01:00:03.615 --> 01:00:04.783 -We have to take the camera. - -01:00:06.618 --> 01:00:08.620 -How do you feel about east? - -01:00:10.622 --> 01:00:12.207 -How do you feel about east? - -01:00:14.376 --> 01:00:16.211 -Well, south didn't work. - -01:00:18.046 --> 01:00:21.717 -Which witch was worse, the one -from the east or from the south? - -01:00:23.719 --> 01:00:26.305 -The witch of the -west was the bad one. - -01:00:26.888 --> 01:00:28.140 -Let's go east. - -01:00:31.810 --> 01:00:33.061 -What the hell is that? - -01:00:34.646 --> 01:00:35.564 -Josh? - -01:00:40.819 --> 01:00:42.571 -We'll have to put up the tent. - -01:00:54.750 --> 01:00:56.501 -I'd like a meatball. - -01:00:56.752 --> 01:00:58.170 -Just one meatball? - -01:00:58.420 --> 01:01:00.505 -And a big glass of red wine. - -01:01:00.672 --> 01:01:03.759 -Yeah, I would like a whole -fucking bottle of Bordeaux. - -01:01:04.176 --> 01:01:05.761 -And a pack of smokes. - -01:01:05.927 --> 01:01:09.681 -That'd be good. -and a long, hot bath. - -01:01:09.848 --> 01:01:11.349 -And a big pumpkin pie. - -01:01:11.600 --> 01:01:13.351 -A pumpkin pie with ice cream? - -01:01:15.020 --> 01:01:17.105 -Warm with milky ice cream? - -01:01:17.272 --> 01:01:18.523 -Yeah, sounds good. - -01:01:19.024 --> 01:01:21.359 -What do you like -to do on a Sunday? - -01:01:23.695 --> 01:01:26.615 -I used to like to drive to the -woods and go hiking. - -01:01:30.452 --> 01:01:32.204 -But I think that might change now. - -01:01:32.954 --> 01:01:34.539 -I think you could scratch that. - -01:01:49.221 --> 01:01:50.722 -Should we open the door? - -01:01:52.057 --> 01:01:53.558 -Is it a trick? - -01:02:03.235 --> 01:02:04.236 -Josh! - -01:02:06.154 --> 01:02:07.239 -Josh! - -01:02:19.501 --> 01:02:21.169 -Where's it coming from? - -01:02:35.517 --> 01:02:38.436 -Josh, where are you? -Tell me where you are! - -01:02:42.274 --> 01:02:45.193 -Oh my God, no. - -01:02:51.533 --> 01:02:53.702 -Do you think that's them again? - -01:03:00.709 --> 01:03:01.710 -Is it over here? - -01:03:01.876 --> 01:03:03.628 -No, it's over here. - -01:03:14.306 --> 01:03:15.557 -We'll look for him. - -01:03:28.570 --> 01:03:31.906 -I don't know if it's really him. - -01:03:44.336 --> 01:03:46.421 -I don't even know where to look. - -01:03:51.343 --> 01:03:53.845 -Tell me where you are, Josh! - -01:03:57.015 --> 01:03:57.849 -Mike? - -01:03:58.099 --> 01:04:00.268 -- What? -- Please don't fall asleep. - -01:04:00.435 --> 01:04:01.853 -I can't fall asleep. - -01:04:05.774 --> 01:04:09.194 -Whatever it is, it -knows Josh has gone. - -01:04:14.699 --> 01:04:17.702 -If that was Josh, he would've -said where he was. - -01:04:22.040 --> 01:04:24.459 -Whatever it was, it -sounded like Josh. - -01:04:26.628 --> 01:04:27.545 -See? - -01:04:28.713 --> 01:04:31.466 -I just want to show you -that Mike's here. - -01:04:32.050 --> 01:04:33.551 -There. He's sleeping. - -01:04:41.559 --> 01:04:42.727 -Oh, shit. - -01:04:46.564 --> 01:04:47.982 -What the hell is that? - -01:04:51.736 --> 01:04:53.154 -- Mike. -- What? - -01:04:55.073 --> 01:04:56.741 -There's something out here. - -01:05:03.331 --> 01:05:06.417 -Okay, - -01:05:07.836 --> 01:05:10.088 -I'm gonna move it -from in front of the tent. - -01:05:10.338 --> 01:05:12.257 -- Get rid of it. -- Okay. - -01:05:14.425 --> 01:05:17.679 -I'm taking it away -from the tent. - -01:05:18.596 --> 01:05:20.765 -I'm just throwing it. - -01:05:26.437 --> 01:05:29.190 -We'll just keep walking, okay. - -01:05:29.440 --> 01:05:30.525 -Okay. - -01:05:34.362 --> 01:05:38.366 -I found some cigarettes -at the bottom of my pack... - -01:05:38.533 --> 01:05:41.202 -...so if we're smoking, -we're still alive. - -01:06:31.669 --> 01:06:33.254 -It's all full of blood. - -01:07:13.378 --> 01:07:16.881 -Shit, shit, shit! - -01:07:23.221 --> 01:07:24.555 -Oh my God! - -01:07:38.236 --> 01:07:39.570 -Okay, see...? - -01:07:40.988 --> 01:07:41.906 +00:01:43.600 --> 00:01:44.600 Yeah? -01:07:43.741 --> 01:07:44.659 -What are you doing? +00:01:44.700 --> 00:01:47.140 +Can you turn down the music. -01:07:44.826 --> 01:07:46.911 -Just washing my hands! - -01:07:47.161 --> 01:07:47.829 +00:01:47.140 --> 00:01:48.100 What? -01:07:47.995 --> 01:07:49.580 -Just washing my hands! +00:01:48.200 --> 00:01:50.620 +Can you turn down the music! -01:07:50.498 --> 01:07:51.499 -I'm fine. +00:01:50.620 --> 00:01:53.140 +I'm trying to get some sleep here! -01:07:52.250 --> 01:07:53.835 -I'm gonna put my gloves on. +00:01:53.140 --> 00:01:54.800 +Turn down the music? -01:08:03.594 --> 01:08:04.595 -You all right? +00:01:56.720 --> 00:01:58.100 +How's that! -01:08:04.762 --> 01:08:08.599 -I'm okay, I'm okay. +00:01:59.800 --> 00:02:02.100 +How's that. Is that much better? -01:08:12.103 --> 01:08:13.187 -You need help? +00:02:02.100 --> 00:02:06.400 +Turn down your damn music, or I'll come over there and turn it down myself! -01:08:13.354 --> 01:08:15.523 -No, I don't need any help. +00:02:07.100 --> 00:02:10.300 +All right, sucker. You come down here, we can dance. -01:08:16.691 --> 01:08:17.775 -I'm okay. +00:02:11.800 --> 00:02:12.800 +Hello? -01:08:17.942 --> 01:08:18.609 -What happened? +00:02:13.400 --> 00:02:14.340 +Hello? -01:08:18.776 --> 01:08:22.113 -Nothing. I'm just very -hungry and very tired... +00:02:15.700 --> 00:02:16.400 +Bitch! -01:08:22.780 --> 01:08:24.866 -...and very scared, and I just -wanna go home, okay? +00:02:45.000 --> 00:02:50.800 +When I don't get enough sleep, I get +irritable. And you don't want to make me - -01:08:25.032 --> 01:08:25.783 -Okay. +00:04:29.600 --> 00:04:32.500 +'Calling VAGAN' -01:08:25.950 --> 01:08:27.952 -But I'm fine, and we're okay. +00:04:39.700 --> 00:04:41.800 +Wait! Who are you? -01:08:35.209 --> 01:08:37.378 -Ow! My hair's caught. +00:04:43.000 --> 00:04:45.760 +Just a bean trying to +get some sleep. -01:08:40.214 --> 01:08:42.967 -Thank you, thank you. +00:04:46.100 --> 00:04:47.500 +Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! -01:08:45.219 --> 01:08:48.639 +00:04:47.600 --> 00:04:50.240 +You came here just to make us turn off +the music? + +00:04:50.900 --> 00:04:52.900 +If you were listening on the phone, + +00:04:52.900 --> 00:04:55.380 +I said I would come here to turn +it off myself. + +00:04:56.100 --> 00:04:56.800 +What! + +00:04:56.800 --> 00:05:00.660 +Are you insane?! Do you know what you +just got yourself into? + +00:05:02.400 --> 00:05:03.900 +Do you know who I am! + +00:05:03.900 --> 00:05:05.700 +Do you know who my uncle is?! + +00:05:06.400 --> 00:05:07.460 +Yes. + +00:05:07.460 --> 00:05:08.600 +I do. + +00:06:26.820 --> 00:06:29.380 +Detective Cromwell. Good morning. + +00:06:30.380 --> 00:06:31.440 +Yeah. + +00:06:31.440 --> 00:06:35.000 +Something tells me there's nothing good about this morning. + +00:06:35.000 --> 00:06:36.320 +What do we got here? + +00:06:36.580 --> 00:06:39.700 +Multiple gunshots were reported coming from this warehouse. + +00:06:39.700 --> 00:06:41.860 +I was the first one to answer the call. + +00:06:42.380 --> 00:06:44.700 +Multiple gunshots, huh. + +00:06:45.660 --> 00:06:47.980 +You do know whose warehouse this is. + +00:06:48.340 --> 00:06:49.740 +Yes, sir. + +00:06:50.200 --> 00:06:52.540 +Have you gone inside yet? + +00:06:53.840 --> 00:06:56.660 +No, sir. I wanted to wait for backup. + +00:06:57.260 --> 00:06:58.560 +Well. + +00:06:58.900 --> 00:07:00.260 +It's here. + +00:07:06.720 --> 00:07:08.180 +My God. + +00:07:08.780 --> 00:07:10.940 +What a massacre. + +00:07:15.880 --> 00:07:19.800 +There's got to be a +dozen, at least a dozen dead beans here. + +00:07:21.060 --> 00:07:23.840 +I guess I don't need this anymore. + +00:07:42.240 --> 00:07:44.620 +These were all Cappuccino's beans. + +00:07:44.620 --> 00:07:45.720 +Mm-hmm. + +00:07:46.240 --> 00:07:48.820 +It must have been some kind of gang war. + +00:07:49.200 --> 00:07:52.200 +No. This is no gang war. + +00:07:52.200 --> 00:07:56.640 +Cappuccino's beans might be dumb, but they know how to use a gun. + +00:07:56.640 --> 00:07:59.920 +There would have been other dead beans +here, not just them. + +00:07:59.920 --> 00:08:02.440 +This something else. + +00:08:03.680 --> 00:08:04.960 +Well. + +00:08:04.960 --> 00:08:06.600 +One thing's for sure. + +00:08:07.120 --> 00:08:10.300 +We won't need that search warrant we were trying to get, huh. + +00:08:10.300 --> 00:08:11.360 +Heh. + +00:08:11.760 --> 00:08:13.100 +Yeah. + +00:08:13.100 --> 00:08:15.480 +I could live with this. + +00:08:17.560 --> 00:08:20.220 +Detective Cromwell. I found something here. + +00:08:35.059 --> 00:08:40.079 +'This bullet casing is the property of Killer Bean' + +00:08:41.320 --> 00:08:43.300 +Killer Bean + +00:08:45.980 --> 00:08:48.600 +'The bullet is meant for someone else' + +00:08:49.240 --> 00:08:50.140 +Hmm. + +00:08:50.980 --> 00:08:52.460 +What do you make of this? + +00:08:52.760 --> 00:08:56.280 +This guy's got balls. That's for sure. + +00:09:02.280 --> 00:09:03.460 +We got company! + +00:09:03.660 --> 00:09:05.100 +Let's go! + +00:09:07.040 --> 00:09:07.860 +Stop! + +00:09:07.860 --> 00:09:09.160 +Stop right there! + +00:09:12.300 --> 00:09:14.700 +This is the police! Hold it right there! + +00:09:19.840 --> 00:09:21.440 +Bad idea. + +00:09:31.580 --> 00:09:34.560 +Get out of the car! Get your hands where I +can see them! + +00:09:37.240 --> 00:09:39.720 +Easy... Easy... + +00:09:42.680 --> 00:09:45.780 +Oh please, officer. Don't hurt me. + +00:09:45.780 --> 00:09:46.960 +Watch it. + +00:09:48.240 --> 00:09:49.720 +Vagan. + +00:09:54.060 --> 00:09:58.660 +I should have known I'd find you +here, Detective Cromwell. + +00:09:58.660 --> 00:10:00.460 +What are you doing here, Vagan? + +00:10:00.460 --> 00:10:03.760 +Well, obviously something happened in my warehouse. + +00:10:03.760 --> 00:10:06.980 +I mean, can't a bean protect his own property anymore? + +00:10:06.980 --> 00:10:10.040 +Don't you mean, Cappuccino's property? + +00:10:10.900 --> 00:10:14.080 +You know, your obsession with Cappuccino has become quite amusing. + +00:10:14.080 --> 00:10:17.600 +Always trying to link everything back to Cappuccino. + +00:10:17.600 --> 00:10:20.320 +Why don't you tell it to the court. You're +under arrest. + +00:10:20.320 --> 00:10:21.970 +Arrest? For what? + +00:10:21.970 --> 00:10:24.020 +A traffic violation? + +00:10:24.020 --> 00:10:27.160 +What about this? +Looking for some action here? + +00:10:28.240 --> 00:10:30.480 +If I were looking for some action, + +00:10:30.480 --> 00:10:34.340 +you wouldn't be standing before me as you do right now. + +00:10:34.620 --> 00:10:35.460 +Yeah? + +00:10:36.100 --> 00:10:38.900 +That's cause I'd be shooting you with this! + +00:10:50.920 --> 00:10:53.400 +Are you kids done yet? + +00:10:55.360 --> 00:10:58.380 +I say we take him in and book him right now. + +00:10:58.380 --> 00:11:02.820 +You know my lawyers will have me out even before you get me to the police station. + +00:11:02.820 --> 00:11:06.700 +The time is not worth your effort, now is it Cromwell. + +00:11:09.320 --> 00:11:10.340 +Let him go. + +00:11:10.340 --> 00:11:11.220 +What?! + +00:11:11.220 --> 00:11:13.400 +I said let him go. + +00:11:14.780 --> 00:11:16.700 +Uh, my gun please. + +00:11:18.420 --> 00:11:19.820 +Nice... + +00:11:20.220 --> 00:11:22.580 +You know, Vagan, you're right. + +00:11:22.580 --> 00:11:24.380 +You're not worth my time. + +00:11:24.380 --> 00:11:28.900 +However, investigating the multiple +homicides in your warehouse is. + +00:11:28.900 --> 00:11:35.100 +And whatever else we find in your warehouse, +is just icing on the cake. + +00:11:35.100 --> 00:11:36.780 +You're free to go. + +00:11:36.780 --> 00:11:39.880 +And by the way, your car's parked illegally. + +00:11:39.880 --> 00:11:43.200 +You better get it out of here before we tow it. + +00:11:44.300 --> 00:11:46.100 +Oh, and Vagan. + +00:11:46.480 --> 00:11:47.820 +Here. + +00:11:53.700 --> 00:11:58.300 +It looks like I'm not the only one after your boss. + +00:12:22.040 --> 00:12:28.820 +...possible suspects. Rumors have surfaced saying that there is a vigilante bean in town... + +00:12:52.360 --> 00:12:55.740 +What the hell is going on out there?! + +00:12:58.780 --> 00:13:02.800 +Ah. Looks like I got someone's attention. + +00:13:44.140 --> 00:13:46.680 +Who's this? + +00:14:07.920 --> 00:14:09.220 +Great. + +00:14:09.220 --> 00:14:11.760 +Playtime's over. + +00:14:13.380 --> 00:14:16.040 +'Encrypted Call' + +00:14:20.700 --> 00:14:22.520 +'Decoding' + +00:14:22.520 --> 00:14:23.880 +'Secure Connection' + +00:14:25.700 --> 00:14:27.460 +This is Killer Bean. + +00:14:27.460 --> 00:14:32.060 +Killer Bean. What the hell are you doing? You think this is a game? + +00:14:32.060 --> 00:14:34.140 +What were you thinking last night? + +00:14:34.140 --> 00:14:36.440 +I had a rough night last night. + +00:14:36.440 --> 00:14:41.020 +We know what kind of night you had. Might I remind you what your mission is. + +00:14:41.020 --> 00:14:46.640 +You were given specific orders to hunt down and eliminate the target. No one else! + +00:14:46.640 --> 00:14:52.420 +Drawing this kind of attention to yourself is dangerous for us, and especially for you. + +00:14:52.420 --> 00:14:55.980 +What's the big deal? I killed a bunch of +gangsters. + +00:14:55.980 --> 00:14:59.200 +I'm sure the Beantown police are a lot +happier without them. + +00:14:59.200 --> 00:15:02.880 +You didn't do anyone a favor with that mess you created last night. + +00:15:02.880 --> 00:15:05.560 +And you are not working for the Beantown police. + +00:15:05.560 --> 00:15:07.760 +You are working for us! + +00:15:07.760 --> 00:15:10.060 +I'll still get the job done. + +00:15:10.060 --> 00:15:11.560 +I'll get him. + +00:15:11.560 --> 00:15:14.880 +We're running out of time. He has to know you're coming by now. + +00:15:14.880 --> 00:15:16.940 +Remember who he is. + +00:15:16.940 --> 00:15:19.580 +Yeah. I know what the mission is. + +00:15:19.580 --> 00:15:23.680 +Then stick to it! Don't be so reckless, Killer Bean. + +00:15:23.680 --> 00:15:26.080 +I'll call you when I got him! + +00:15:26.080 --> 00:15:27.760 +Reckless! Pff! + +00:15:27.760 --> 00:15:30.660 +Reckless my brown bean ass! + +00:16:06.840 --> 00:16:07.440 +'Decoding' + +00:16:07.440 --> 00:16:08.800 +'Secure Connection' + +00:16:10.620 --> 00:16:11.920 +Yes? + +00:16:11.920 --> 00:16:16.060 +Jet Bean, you have been activated for an urgent mission in Beantown. + +00:16:16.060 --> 00:16:20.520 +Beantown? I'm a long way from Beantown. + +00:16:20.520 --> 00:16:23.780 +It would be best to assign someone else. + +00:16:23.780 --> 00:16:25.960 +This mission is highly sensitive. + +00:16:25.960 --> 00:16:28.800 +You are the most capable for the job. + +00:16:31.100 --> 00:16:33.000 +It figures. + +00:16:33.960 --> 00:16:35.100 +Fine. + +00:16:35.100 --> 00:16:36.480 +I'll do it. + +00:16:36.800 --> 00:16:41.280 +Good. We'll contact you with the details +as soon as you reach the shore. + +00:16:41.280 --> 00:16:43.660 +See you in Beantown. + +00:16:44.980 --> 00:16:49.380 +They better have some good food in Beantown. + +00:16:50.340 --> 00:16:51.640 +Wait. + +00:16:51.640 --> 00:16:53.580 +Are you leaving? + +00:16:54.980 --> 00:16:56.100 +Yes. + +00:16:56.780 --> 00:17:00.040 +How long will you go for? + +00:17:00.040 --> 00:17:02.680 +A long time. + +00:17:02.680 --> 00:17:04.320 +Oh... + +00:17:04.920 --> 00:17:09.119 +I have something I want to give to you. + +00:17:09.119 --> 00:17:11.759 +Oh... You shouldn't have. + +00:17:12.920 --> 00:17:15.260 +Here! It's the bill! + +00:17:15.260 --> 00:17:18.200 +You haven't paid in three months! + +00:17:19.319 --> 00:17:21.339 +I'm leaving now. + +00:17:21.339 --> 00:17:24.839 +I will pay when I get back. + +00:17:25.319 --> 00:17:28.559 +Hey! You get back here pay now! + +00:17:28.560 --> 00:17:29.640 +Tsingtao! + +00:17:29.640 --> 00:17:30.840 +Get out here! + +00:17:31.820 --> 00:17:35.120 +He say your food tastes like ass crack. + +00:17:35.120 --> 00:17:35.960 +What?! + +00:17:35.960 --> 00:17:38.360 +Make bean curd out of him! + +00:17:47.960 --> 00:17:53.160 +I said I'll pay when I get back! + +00:17:53.820 --> 00:17:55.300 +Oh. It's okay. + +00:17:55.300 --> 00:17:59.320 +It's on the house. You don't have to come +back! Please! + +00:18:08.680 --> 00:18:11.940 +Looking at the figures from our previous fiscal year. + +00:18:11.940 --> 00:18:16.800 +Narcotic sales have dropped 57 percent. + +00:18:16.800 --> 00:18:19.940 +57 percent! + +00:18:19.940 --> 00:18:21.840 +That's more than half! + +00:18:21.840 --> 00:18:25.980 +Now, compare this to the 300 percent growth + +00:18:25.980 --> 00:18:28.140 +from our weapons department. + +00:18:28.640 --> 00:18:30.380 +But you guys... + +00:18:30.380 --> 00:18:35.040 +You guys are not from my weapons department, are you. + +00:18:35.040 --> 00:18:36.440 +No... + +00:18:36.440 --> 00:18:41.460 +You guys are from my narcotics department, okay?! + +00:18:41.460 --> 00:18:43.380 +So what do I have to do, huh? + +00:18:43.380 --> 00:18:46.800 +How can I get through to you guys?! + +00:18:47.460 --> 00:18:50.780 +Dude. I have such a hangover. + +00:18:50.780 --> 00:18:55.380 +Yeah bean, that was a kick-ass party last night, right? + +00:18:55.380 --> 00:18:58.940 +Yeah. Too bad we didn't stay +for the whole thing. + +00:18:58.940 --> 00:19:01.940 +I bet they had some fun. + +00:19:01.940 --> 00:19:03.640 +Woot! Woot! + +00:19:05.260 --> 00:19:07.820 +You see, it's easy when you think about it. + +00:19:07.820 --> 00:19:11.320 +Crime is on the rise, okay. So more guns sell, + +00:19:11.320 --> 00:19:14.220 +because criminals use guns. + +00:19:14.220 --> 00:19:15.880 +Hello!! + +00:19:15.880 --> 00:19:18.000 +They also use drugs! + +00:19:18.000 --> 00:19:20.640 +So more drugs should sell, right? + +00:19:20.640 --> 00:19:23.140 +What's the problem here? + +00:19:23.580 --> 00:19:25.240 +Now, you guys. + +00:19:25.240 --> 00:19:29.640 +Someone give me a reasonable explanation, okay? + +00:19:29.640 --> 00:19:35.580 +Why are narcotic sales performing so poorly? + +00:19:37.540 --> 00:19:40.780 +It's all those anti-drug commercials on TV. + +00:19:40.780 --> 00:19:43.480 +You never see any anti-gun commercials. + +00:19:43.480 --> 00:19:45.300 +It's not fair. + +00:19:46.980 --> 00:19:49.680 +It has become quite apparent to me, + +00:19:49.680 --> 00:19:53.880 +that some of you do not value your job. + +00:19:53.880 --> 00:19:55.060 +Now... + +00:19:55.060 --> 00:19:57.680 +That is quite odd, if you ask me. + +00:19:57.680 --> 00:20:01.260 +Especially in today's economy. + +00:20:02.300 --> 00:20:04.560 +But I am forced to say... + +00:20:04.560 --> 00:20:06.020 +It is time... + +00:20:06.020 --> 00:20:07.340 +To lay off! + +00:20:07.340 --> 00:20:09.680 +A few beans!! + +00:20:11.140 --> 00:20:13.140 +Ooohhh!!! + +00:20:18.080 --> 00:20:19.240 +Uh, wait. + +00:20:19.240 --> 00:20:20.580 +I have a question. + +00:20:20.580 --> 00:20:21.740 +Yes. + +00:20:21.740 --> 00:20:25.300 +Will I be eligible for unemployment? + +00:20:25.300 --> 00:20:26.500 +Hmm. + +00:20:26.500 --> 00:20:30.520 +Let me check with the finance department on that, okay? + +00:20:31.380 --> 00:20:34.780 +My social security number is... + +00:20:34.780 --> 00:20:36.720 +3, 4, 6... + +00:20:37.940 --> 00:20:39.280 +Oh boy. + +00:20:39.280 --> 00:20:42.820 +Is my batting average going to go up after this. + +00:20:44.080 --> 00:20:45.160 +Ahem- + +00:20:45.620 --> 00:20:48.680 +Hang on, let me just finish this level. + +00:20:51.060 --> 00:20:52.580 +Cappuccino! + +00:20:53.960 --> 00:20:56.240 +Ah. Vagan. + +00:20:56.240 --> 00:20:57.960 +I'm glad you're here. + +00:20:57.960 --> 00:21:01.340 +Maybe you can teach these beans something about business, + +00:21:01.340 --> 00:21:05.100 +since you've handled my weapons department so well. + +00:21:08.420 --> 00:21:11.420 +That bean is nothing but a kiss-ass +brown-noser. + +00:21:11.420 --> 00:21:13.760 +What does he know that we don't know? + +00:21:13.760 --> 00:21:17.060 +But he's making millions of dollars selling weapons. + +00:21:17.060 --> 00:21:18.560 +If you ask me, + +00:21:18.560 --> 00:21:20.980 +He's doing something illegal. + +00:21:21.580 --> 00:21:24.080 +Oh, it's great to see you, Vagan. + +00:21:24.080 --> 00:21:26.080 +But you'll have to excuse me. + +00:21:26.080 --> 00:21:29.060 +I'm in an important meeting right now. + +00:21:29.060 --> 00:21:33.380 +This is more important. It's about the warehouse on Baker Street. + +00:21:33.380 --> 00:21:36.280 +Oh that. It's okay. I know. + +00:21:36.280 --> 00:21:37.620 +You know? + +00:21:37.620 --> 00:21:41.440 +Yeah. My nephew was having a +party of there last night, okay? + +00:21:41.440 --> 00:21:44.120 +No, it's not about the party. + +00:21:44.120 --> 00:21:45.300 +Well. + +00:21:45.300 --> 00:21:47.220 +It is. + +00:21:47.220 --> 00:21:50.100 +There was a hit on the warehouse. + +00:21:50.100 --> 00:21:52.480 +Everyone is dead. + +00:21:53.600 --> 00:21:56.460 +Who did this. + +00:21:56.920 --> 00:22:02.740 +I have reason to believe that it was done by a bean named, Killer Bean. + +00:22:03.400 --> 00:22:05.480 +Killer Bean... + +00:22:05.980 --> 00:22:08.120 +One bean? + +00:22:08.120 --> 00:22:10.460 +This is no ordinary bean. + +00:22:10.460 --> 00:22:14.540 +I've heard of him before. I know what he can do. + +00:22:14.540 --> 00:22:16.820 +Who the hell is he? + +00:22:16.820 --> 00:22:18.460 +Who sent him? + +00:22:18.460 --> 00:22:20.260 +Is it the Colombians? + +00:22:20.260 --> 00:22:23.120 +Is it the French trying to roast me? + +00:22:23.120 --> 00:22:25.820 +It has to be one of your competitors. + +00:22:26.240 --> 00:22:27.820 +Who ever it is, + +00:22:27.820 --> 00:22:30.240 +I want you to find him. + +00:22:30.240 --> 00:22:33.780 +I want you to find him, and destroy him! + +00:22:33.780 --> 00:22:36.340 +Oh, believe me I will try. + +00:22:36.340 --> 00:22:38.520 +But first, we have Killer Bean to deal with. + +00:22:38.520 --> 00:22:42.160 +He's somewhere out there, and he's coming +after you. + +00:22:42.840 --> 00:22:44.360 +All right. + +00:22:44.360 --> 00:22:47.960 +We need to consolidate all of our warehouses. + +00:22:47.960 --> 00:22:50.740 +There's too many targets for him to attack. + +00:22:50.740 --> 00:22:54.880 +Move all our inventory to the central +warehouse on Main Street. + +00:22:54.880 --> 00:22:58.720 +I want you to protect that place. + +00:22:58.720 --> 00:23:02.340 +What about Killer Bean? What do you want me to do? + +00:23:02.340 --> 00:23:04.040 +Oh nothing. + +00:23:04.040 --> 00:23:09.220 +Just send him a box of chocolates, and tell him thanks for the memories. + +00:23:09.220 --> 00:23:10.900 +You idiot! + +00:23:10.900 --> 00:23:13.180 +What do you think you should do? + +00:23:13.180 --> 00:23:14.540 +Kill him. + +00:23:14.540 --> 00:23:17.760 +Any way you can, by any means. + +00:23:17.760 --> 00:23:20.860 +Put him in the ground! + +00:23:20.860 --> 00:23:25.040 +I'll need more beans. Professional beans. + +00:23:25.040 --> 00:23:27.760 +Put it on my credit card, okay. + +00:23:27.760 --> 00:23:29.480 +Just do it! + +00:23:29.480 --> 00:23:31.040 +Yes, sir. + +00:23:33.600 --> 00:23:34.980 +Vagan. + +00:23:36.760 --> 00:23:40.180 +Make sure you find out who sent him. + +00:23:40.180 --> 00:23:43.640 +There will be hell to pay. + +00:24:04.580 --> 00:24:05.280 +Hello. + +00:24:05.280 --> 00:24:07.540 +Hey, Harry. It's Detective Cromwell. + +00:24:07.540 --> 00:24:08.660 +Hey, Cromwell. + +00:24:08.660 --> 00:24:10.320 +Hey did you get the package I sent you? + +00:24:10.320 --> 00:24:12.980 +Yeah, it's pretty wild stuff. + +00:24:12.980 --> 00:24:15.640 +Our crime lab is getting nowhere with this. + +00:24:15.640 --> 00:24:16.920 +What do you make of it? + +00:24:16.920 --> 00:24:19.700 +Well, the easy ones the tire tread sample. + +00:24:19.700 --> 00:24:24.800 +I tested the residue you sent, and the tires are made from silicon steel fiber alloy. + +00:24:24.800 --> 00:24:30.680 +It's only used on high-performance cars. It's +not unique, but it's hard to come by. + +00:24:30.680 --> 00:24:33.660 +Hmm... What about the gold bullets? + +00:24:33.660 --> 00:24:34.960 +Now that. + +00:24:34.960 --> 00:24:39.740 +In my 15 years with Special Forces, I've never seen gold used in any weapon. + +00:24:39.740 --> 00:24:43.320 +But for practical purposes gold is a very soft metal. + +00:24:43.320 --> 00:24:46.840 +So the bullets expand and deform on high impact. + +00:24:46.840 --> 00:24:51.060 +They make little holes on the way in and big holes on the way out. + +00:24:51.060 --> 00:24:54.240 +And they are much harder to match the ballistic signatures. + +00:24:54.240 --> 00:24:57.200 +That makes them relatively untraceable. + +00:24:57.200 --> 00:25:03.360 +Yeah, that doesn't make sense if the bullet casings have his name on it. And he left those everywhere. + +00:25:03.360 --> 00:25:07.240 +Yeah. Killer Bean. Yeah, I +don't get that. + +00:25:07.240 --> 00:25:11.920 +He must be one sick bean, like he wanted +to be found out. + +00:25:11.920 --> 00:25:15.520 +Yeah, or he's bragging. Or just plain careless. + +00:25:15.520 --> 00:25:22.200 +This Killer Bean has to be working for someone to get that kind of financial backing. You think he's a gun for hire? + +00:25:22.200 --> 00:25:26.480 +Or he could be a vigilante. That's the word on the street. + +00:25:26.480 --> 00:25:31.780 +Either way, one thing's for sure. He has his eyes set on Cappuccino. + +00:25:31.780 --> 00:25:35.120 +Heh, well then you both have something in common. + +00:25:36.640 --> 00:25:39.400 +Yeah. If that's true, + +00:25:39.940 --> 00:25:44.640 +I have a hunch where this Killer Bean will show up next. + +00:25:44.640 --> 00:25:46.820 +Hey, I gotta go. See you, Harry. + +00:25:46.820 --> 00:25:47.860 +Later. + +00:25:53.060 --> 00:25:57.480 +'Suspected Cappuccino's Warehouses' + +00:26:40.300 --> 00:26:45.000 +Dramatic entrance... Dramatic entrance... + +00:27:06.420 --> 00:27:10.000 +Well, that pretty much frees up my day. + +00:28:59.420 --> 00:29:02.740 +Time for some breakfast. + +00:29:07.020 --> 00:29:11.200 +'Shadow Bean, you are too late.' + +00:29:20.360 --> 00:29:22.520 +Howdy. What will it be? + +00:29:22.520 --> 00:29:24.540 +Tequila and tonic. + +00:29:24.540 --> 00:29:27.480 +And, uh. Turn up the TV. + +00:29:29.540 --> 00:29:32.600 +Detective Cromwell, concerning possible suspects, + +00:29:32.600 --> 00:29:38.960 +rumors have surfaced that there is a vigilante bean in town, who is hunting down Cappuccino. + +00:29:38.960 --> 00:29:42.580 +There is no evidence for your vigilante theory. As far as I'm concerned, + +00:29:42.580 --> 00:29:48.020 +the suspect or suspects involved in these +homicides are no friends of the police. + +00:29:48.020 --> 00:29:52.120 +We will do what is necessary to bring them to justice. Thank you. + +00:29:53.140 --> 00:29:54.980 +I don't think so. + +00:29:54.980 --> 00:29:59.020 +I'll have another. And you can turn that crap off now. + +00:31:30.940 --> 00:31:32.460 +What can I get you? + +00:31:32.460 --> 00:31:34.920 +I'll have what he's having. + +00:31:49.440 --> 00:31:54.140 +This is a rough part of town. Do you always sit with your back to the entrance? + +00:32:00.980 --> 00:32:03.860 +Doesn't matter who comes in. + +00:32:03.860 --> 00:32:08.240 +Isn't it against police regulation to be drinking during the day? + +00:32:08.240 --> 00:32:12.340 +I'm a detective. Our regulations are a little different. + +00:32:12.340 --> 00:32:14.860 +How'd you know I was with the police? + +00:32:14.860 --> 00:32:18.520 +You know, you're much uglier in person. + +00:32:18.520 --> 00:32:19.680 +Heh. + +00:32:19.680 --> 00:32:23.240 +My name is Detective Cromwell. And you are? + +00:32:24.560 --> 00:32:26.120 +Jack. + +00:32:26.120 --> 00:32:28.340 +Well, Jack... + +00:32:28.340 --> 00:32:33.060 +I guess you heard what happened this morning over at the warehouse on Baker Street. + +00:32:33.060 --> 00:32:35.320 +Yeah, I know about that. + +00:32:35.320 --> 00:32:38.740 +Really. Tell me what you know. + +00:32:40.300 --> 00:32:42.360 +Why don't we cut to the chase. + +00:32:42.360 --> 00:32:45.060 +Why don't you tell me what you know. + +00:32:45.060 --> 00:32:47.280 +Oh, I know a lot. + +00:32:47.280 --> 00:32:50.420 +I know the Baker Street warehouse is owned by Cappuccino. + +00:32:50.420 --> 00:32:53.580 +I know someone killed 12 beans in that warehouse last night. + +00:32:53.580 --> 00:32:57.680 +I know the killer drove a fancy car, and has fancy guns. + +00:32:57.680 --> 00:33:03.280 +I know that the warehouse across the street with the big hole in the window also belongs to Cappuccino. + +00:33:03.280 --> 00:33:08.520 +I see this fancy car parked in front, and well, you don't look like you walked here. + +00:33:08.520 --> 00:33:10.340 +So my guess is... + +00:33:10.340 --> 00:33:12.960 +This, belongs to you. + +00:33:13.660 --> 00:33:16.840 +Well it looks like you figured it all out. + +00:33:16.840 --> 00:33:18.320 +Good job. + +00:33:19.040 --> 00:33:20.300 +Another! + +00:33:21.340 --> 00:33:25.740 +It was easy. You were just reckless. + +00:33:30.920 --> 00:33:34.920 +The way I see it, you're the one who's being reckless. + +00:33:34.920 --> 00:33:42.840 +You come out here looking for me by yourself. You didn't bring anyone to back you up. That's reckless. + +00:33:47.680 --> 00:33:50.460 +Here's my backup. + +00:34:04.700 --> 00:34:06.660 +That's a nice gun. + +00:34:06.660 --> 00:34:09.100 +Wanna see mine! + +00:34:17.300 --> 00:34:23.360 +How can I see it, if you have it against the side of my head? + +00:34:31.719 --> 00:34:33.239 +Not bad. + +00:34:33.239 --> 00:34:35.519 +But mine's bigger. + +00:34:39.139 --> 00:34:41.919 +You do the math. + +00:34:44.239 --> 00:34:46.739 +Why are you after Cappuccino? + +00:34:46.739 --> 00:34:50.639 +That's for me to know, and you not to know. + +00:34:50.639 --> 00:34:55.559 +Well, I know I can't have a crazy vigilante running around shooting up beans. + +00:34:55.560 --> 00:34:58.120 +But you're no vigilante, are you. + +00:34:58.120 --> 00:35:00.780 +Seems like there are beans who've invested in you, + +00:35:00.780 --> 00:35:04.180 +And I'm sure they're not happy with the press you're getting. + +00:35:04.180 --> 00:35:06.000 +This is where I can help you. + +00:35:06.000 --> 00:35:08.820 +I don't need help. + +00:35:15.620 --> 00:35:18.980 +Well, you see. I'm bound by the law. + +00:35:18.980 --> 00:35:23.220 +I've been working this Cappuccino case for over three years. + +00:35:23.220 --> 00:35:30.840 +Every time we think we have something on him, his lawyers get in the way and get him out. + +00:35:30.840 --> 00:35:33.020 +I wish I was like you. + +00:35:33.020 --> 00:35:36.840 +I wish I could just walk up to him and shoot him. + +00:35:36.840 --> 00:35:38.900 +But I can't. + +00:35:38.900 --> 00:35:40.180 +It's too bad. + +00:35:40.180 --> 00:35:43.020 +Because I know where is central warehouse is. + +00:35:43.020 --> 00:35:46.840 +Not these abandoned warehouses, like that +one out there. + +00:35:46.840 --> 00:35:49.600 +Why don't you pay him a visit? + +00:35:49.600 --> 00:35:53.880 +You got the wrong bean. I'm not just some hired gun. + +00:35:53.880 --> 00:35:56.040 +Who says I'm hiring you? + +00:35:56.040 --> 00:35:58.440 +You already have a boss, don't you? + +00:35:58.440 --> 00:36:02.600 +I bet he doesn't really like all that attention that you're getting from the media. + +00:36:02.600 --> 00:36:04.640 +I can make that go away. + +00:36:04.640 --> 00:36:06.320 +I control the evidence, + +00:36:06.320 --> 00:36:11.840 +and the evidence says it could've been some rival gang that killed all of Cappuccino's beans last night, or... + +00:36:11.840 --> 00:36:13.980 +It could be you. + +00:36:13.980 --> 00:36:17.460 +And I have a lot of evidence that says that. + +00:36:18.780 --> 00:36:21.380 +Are you going to take me in? + +00:36:21.380 --> 00:36:24.180 +I can take you down. + +00:36:24.180 --> 00:36:27.620 +Oh... I would enjoy that. + +00:36:37.100 --> 00:36:38.600 +Freeze! + +00:36:39.840 --> 00:36:43.300 +Get out of my bar you punks! I know how to use this! + +00:36:43.300 --> 00:36:45.920 +Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hold on! I'm a cop! + +00:36:45.920 --> 00:36:47.340 +Put down your gun! + +00:36:47.340 --> 00:36:48.800 +I don't trust any of you. + +00:36:48.800 --> 00:36:50.820 +You drop your guns, both of you! + +00:36:50.820 --> 00:36:54.080 +Sorry, grandpa. It doesn't work like that. + +00:37:15.700 --> 00:37:17.520 Okay, okay. -01:09:32.183 --> 01:09:34.852 -Two thousand one -hundred thirty games... +00:37:18.200 --> 00:37:20.800 +I'm going to slowly lower my gun, -01:09:35.603 --> 01:09:38.189 -...one more season and -Cal Ripken is king! +00:37:20.800 --> 00:37:23.840 +and I'm gonna go, alright? Alright? -01:09:43.110 --> 01:09:44.695 -And I won't see it... +00:37:23.840 --> 00:37:26.460 +This will be real easy. -01:09:45.863 --> 01:09:47.948 -...because I'll be in the woods. +00:37:38.540 --> 00:37:40.080 +See? -01:10:03.297 --> 01:10:06.634 -Tell me you're not -eating a dry leaf. +00:37:40.080 --> 00:37:42.420 +This is easy. -01:10:17.728 --> 01:10:19.397 -I just want to apologize... +00:37:45.760 --> 00:37:47.520 +Killer Bean. -01:10:20.981 --> 01:10:22.733 -...to Mike's mom... +00:37:47.520 --> 00:37:49.660 +Remember what I said. -01:10:23.818 --> 01:10:25.486 -...and Josh's mom... +00:37:49.660 --> 00:37:51.600 +We can help each other. -01:10:26.570 --> 01:10:28.155 -...and my mom... +00:37:51.600 --> 00:37:54.600 +Just help yourself out the door. -01:10:31.242 --> 01:10:33.661 -...and I'm sorry to everyone... +00:38:10.140 --> 00:38:13.700 +This is for the drinks. Mine and his. -01:10:35.996 --> 01:10:37.998 -...I was very naïve. +00:38:13.700 --> 00:38:17.260 +Now, you mind if I go to the bathroom before I go? -01:10:42.420 --> 01:10:46.173 -I am so, so, sorry... +00:38:17.260 --> 00:38:19.980 +Be quick. Your life depends on it. -01:10:47.091 --> 01:10:49.093 -...for everything that's happened... +00:38:19.980 --> 00:38:22.500 +So dramatic. -01:10:50.678 --> 01:10:53.347 -...because in spite of -what Mike says now... +00:38:45.920 --> 00:38:49.160 +Sorry. It was a double flusher. -01:10:53.514 --> 01:10:54.765 -...it was my fault... +00:38:53.480 --> 00:38:56.980 +But you only flushed once. -01:10:56.434 --> 01:10:58.185 -...because it was my project... +00:39:06.260 --> 00:39:09.840 +Hey... Don't I know you from somewhere? -01:10:59.186 --> 01:11:00.855 -...and I insisted... +00:39:09.840 --> 00:39:12.740 +Who is Shadow Bean? -01:11:02.523 --> 01:11:04.358 -...insisted on everything. +00:39:13.640 --> 00:39:16.400 +You're in way over your head. -01:11:05.276 --> 01:11:08.112 -I insisted we weren't lost... +00:39:16.400 --> 00:39:18.680 +Who is Shadow Bean?! -01:11:09.447 --> 01:11:12.199 -...I insisted we keep going... +00:39:18.680 --> 00:39:21.880 +You don't have to yell. I'm right next to you. -01:11:12.950 --> 01:11:15.619 -...I insisted we walk south. +00:39:21.880 --> 00:39:24.900 +Answer me! Are there two of you?! -01:11:17.121 --> 01:11:19.957 -Everything had -to be my way. +00:39:25.900 --> 00:39:29.500 +You're not going to shoot me if you need the answers. -01:11:20.291 --> 01:11:22.459 -And this is how we've ended up. +00:39:32.920 --> 00:39:36.420 +Besides, I can't answer you anyway. So... -01:11:23.794 --> 01:11:26.922 -And it's all because of me -that we're here now... +00:39:36.420 --> 00:39:38.860 +I'll have to do this instead! -01:11:27.298 --> 01:11:29.633 -...hungry and cold... +00:39:52.100 --> 00:39:55.540 +It's a good idea for you to stay down. -01:11:31.969 --> 01:11:33.679 -...and hunted. +00:39:58.340 --> 00:40:00.900 +We'll settle this later. -01:11:38.851 --> 01:11:40.519 -I love you, mom... +00:40:01.900 --> 00:40:04.780 +You're not as dumb as you look. -01:11:41.729 --> 01:11:42.980 -...dad... +00:40:20.380 --> 00:40:21.280 +Hello. -01:11:45.816 --> 01:11:47.651 -...I am so sorry. +00:40:21.280 --> 00:40:23.560 +Harry. It's Cromwell. -01:11:53.824 --> 01:11:55.409 -...what was that? +00:40:23.560 --> 00:40:25.160 +My hunch was right. -01:12:08.172 --> 01:12:10.507 -I'm scared to close my eyes... +00:40:25.160 --> 00:40:28.420 +Killer Bean hit Cappuccino's warehouse on +the east side. -01:12:11.425 --> 01:12:13.344 -...and scared to open them. +00:40:28.420 --> 00:40:30.660 +In fact, he was still here when I got here. -01:12:20.601 --> 01:12:22.019 -Oh God... +00:40:30.660 --> 00:40:32.640 +Whoa, how did that go? -01:12:22.686 --> 01:12:24.438 -...we're gonna die here. +00:40:32.640 --> 00:40:35.120 +Not as well as I would have liked. -01:12:28.859 --> 01:12:31.111 -- You got it? -- You ready? +00:40:35.120 --> 00:40:40.700 +Hey listen. I got some new info. I found a note in front of Cappuccino's warehouse. -01:12:32.947 --> 01:12:34.615 -Oh, Jesus Christ. +00:40:40.700 --> 00:40:44.140 +It said, Shadow Bean, you are too late. -01:12:45.960 --> 01:12:47.211 -You ready? +00:40:44.140 --> 00:40:46.700 +Does that mean anything to you? -01:12:47.378 --> 01:12:49.338 -Here, take this light. +00:40:48.300 --> 00:40:50.700 +Harry? You still there? -01:12:51.340 --> 01:12:54.009 -That can't be him. +00:40:50.700 --> 00:40:54.080 +I didn't know they were still in operation. -01:13:34.258 --> 01:13:36.677 -Holy shit, it's a house. +00:40:54.080 --> 00:40:55.140 +Who? -01:13:38.595 --> 01:13:41.765 -- Watch your step. -- Holy shit, Holy shit... +00:40:55.140 --> 00:40:57.660 +The Shadow Beans. -01:14:02.953 --> 01:14:03.787 -Josh? +00:40:57.660 --> 00:41:00.080 +Harry, what's going on? -01:14:18.135 --> 01:14:20.971 -Mike. Mike. +00:41:00.080 --> 00:41:06.220 +They're highly trained operatives of an +organization called the Shadow Agency. -01:14:22.556 --> 01:14:23.557 -Come on. +00:41:06.220 --> 00:41:12.180 +Shadow Agency? What are they, a government agency? Why haven't I heard of them? -01:14:24.641 --> 01:14:26.268 -Mike, where the fuck are you? +00:41:12.180 --> 00:41:14.860 +I think they were a private organization. -01:14:26.477 --> 01:14:28.395 -Come on, I'm in the house! +00:41:14.860 --> 00:41:19.100 +There are some things the government does that are not meant to be known. -01:14:28.896 --> 01:14:31.482 -Mike, don't go in there, please! +00:41:19.100 --> 00:41:22.720 +Their collaboration with the Shadow Agency was one of them. -01:14:50.250 --> 01:14:53.837 -Mike, please! -Mike, where are you? +00:41:22.720 --> 00:41:25.460 +When diplomatic and military tactics failed, -01:14:54.004 --> 01:14:55.088 -I'm right here! +00:41:25.460 --> 00:41:30.940 +our government hired the Shadow Agency to eliminate national security threats. -01:15:02.262 --> 01:15:03.430 -Where is he? +00:41:30.940 --> 00:41:36.140 +It was more cost effective than training and maintaining our own elite assassins. -01:15:03.764 --> 01:15:05.515 -Mike, please don't. +00:41:36.140 --> 00:41:40.260 +And the Shadow Beans were better than anything we had. -01:15:14.733 --> 01:15:16.026 -Is he in here? +00:41:40.260 --> 00:41:41.500 +Great. -01:15:16.193 --> 01:15:17.110 -No. +00:41:41.500 --> 00:41:43.120 +But why here? -01:15:31.625 --> 01:15:32.876 -Oh, Jesus. +00:41:43.120 --> 00:41:45.620 +What are the Shadow Beans doing in Beantown? -01:15:33.126 --> 01:15:34.294 -Where is he? +00:41:45.620 --> 00:41:48.700 +And what could they possibly want with Cappuccino? -01:15:35.712 --> 01:15:37.381 -Are you gonna go upstairs? +00:41:48.700 --> 00:41:53.540 +I don't know. I thought the Shadow Agency was disbanded. -01:15:39.299 --> 01:15:41.468 -I hear him. I hear him. +00:41:53.540 --> 00:41:57.160 +I know our government stopped using them nearly a decade ago. -01:15:41.969 --> 01:15:43.804 -I hear you. Josh! +00:41:57.160 --> 00:42:00.220 +I haven't heard of them since. -01:15:52.270 --> 01:15:53.981 -I'm going upstairs. +00:42:00.220 --> 00:42:03.320 +So do you think this Killer Bean is a Shadow Bean operative? -01:15:57.484 --> 01:16:00.612 -Oh, God, oh. +00:42:03.320 --> 00:42:06.340 +It sounds like he's certainly good enough to be. -01:16:05.492 --> 01:16:06.368 -Hear that? +00:42:06.340 --> 00:42:08.860 +What do you think I should do is stop him? -01:16:08.453 --> 01:16:09.538 -Where is he? +00:42:08.860 --> 00:42:11.760 +I don't even know if you can't stop him. -01:16:09.997 --> 01:16:11.581 -Where are you? +00:42:11.760 --> 00:42:16.140 +But you can start by putting all your cops on double duty. -01:16:13.834 --> 01:16:15.001 -Come on! +00:42:16.140 --> 00:42:17.920 +Right... -01:16:19.339 --> 01:16:20.841 -I'm getting downstairs. +00:42:27.520 --> 00:42:29.900 +This is the place. -01:16:22.050 --> 01:16:24.594 -Come on, I hear him, downstairs! +00:42:33.360 --> 00:42:36.220 +Dramatic entrance. -01:16:25.846 --> 01:16:26.513 -Mike! +00:42:37.540 --> 00:42:40.400 +Bean, I hate this job. -01:16:26.680 --> 01:16:27.597 -Come on! +00:42:40.400 --> 00:42:43.060 +It's so freaking boring. -01:16:27.848 --> 01:16:28.515 -Mike! +00:42:43.060 --> 00:42:45.920 +All we do we sit around and drink beer. -01:16:28.724 --> 01:16:29.516 -Josh! +00:42:45.920 --> 00:42:49.260 +Are you kidding? This is my dream job! -01:16:29.766 --> 01:16:31.017 -Wait! +00:42:49.260 --> 00:42:52.300 +Hey! We're not supposed to be just +sitting around drinking beer. -01:16:36.440 --> 01:16:39.526 -Josh, is that you down there? +00:42:52.300 --> 00:42:56.460 +Remember what Vagan said? He said we got to move all those crates by morning. + +00:42:56.460 --> 00:42:59.140 +If the cops find this stuff, we are screwed. + +00:42:59.140 --> 00:43:01.300 +Where are we supposed to move them? + +00:43:01.300 --> 00:43:04.740 +I don't know. I didn't really listen to +that part. + +00:43:04.740 --> 00:43:06.560 +Hey, give me another beer. + +00:43:06.560 --> 00:43:10.480 +Oh here, have mine. I shouldn't drink anymore. + +00:43:10.480 --> 00:43:12.040 +*sniff* + +00:43:12.360 --> 00:43:13.760 +*cough* + +00:43:14.020 --> 00:43:16.160 +I have a really bad cold. + +00:43:16.160 --> 00:43:18.120 +All right! + +00:43:18.120 --> 00:43:21.460 +Wait... is this a low carb beer? + +00:43:21.460 --> 00:43:23.400 +Hey, speaking of beer... + +00:43:23.400 --> 00:43:26.340 +Did you beans hear what happened at the party last night? + +00:43:26.340 --> 00:43:28.940 +Some dude went in there, and killed everyone. + +00:43:28.940 --> 00:43:31.300 +He even killed Cappuccino's nephew. + +00:43:31.300 --> 00:43:32.560 +Geez... + +00:43:32.560 --> 00:43:35.000 +Who was this bean that killed everyone? + +00:43:35.000 --> 00:43:37.060 +Is he someone I should be worried about? + +00:43:37.060 --> 00:43:41.500 +Nah. He's probably just some crazed lunatic, running around with lots of guns. + +00:43:41.500 --> 00:43:43.680 +You know, that's the problem with this country. + +00:43:43.680 --> 00:43:46.260 +Too many crazed lunatics with guns. + +00:43:46.260 --> 00:43:48.640 +Isn't that right, baby? + +00:43:49.980 --> 00:43:51.740 +The lunatics aren't the problem. + +00:43:51.740 --> 00:43:53.540 +The real problem is the guns. + +00:43:53.540 --> 00:43:56.780 +What this country needs is some serious gun control. + +00:43:56.780 --> 00:44:01.760 +I mean, we need to take away all +the guns. All of them! And just get rid of them! + +00:44:02.960 --> 00:44:05.820 +But not my gun. + +00:44:23.620 --> 00:44:24.780 +Ohhh! + +00:44:24.780 --> 00:44:26.340 +Ow! + +00:44:33.120 --> 00:44:36.300 +Bean, you dropped into the wrong place. + +00:44:56.920 --> 00:45:00.700 +Looks like what we got here is a standoff. + +00:45:02.420 --> 00:45:04.040 +Not really. + +00:45:04.040 --> 00:45:05.700 +Over there! + +00:45:17.320 --> 00:45:19.040 +Take cover! + +00:45:22.240 --> 00:45:24.820 +Call the boss! Get some help! + +00:45:30.740 --> 00:45:31.960 +Hello. + +00:45:31.960 --> 00:45:35.960 +Vagan! We're being attacked. I think it's Killer Bean! + +00:45:35.960 --> 00:45:37.820 +How do you know? + +00:45:37.820 --> 00:45:38.960 +Well... + +00:45:41.560 --> 00:45:43.720 +He's killing everyone! + +00:45:44.440 --> 00:45:48.160 +We're sending the mercenaries. Just hold tight. + +00:46:04.640 --> 00:46:07.000 +Keep firing! Don't let up! + +00:46:12.140 --> 00:46:13.320 +Grenade!! + +00:47:55.780 --> 00:47:59.240 +I can see we came to the right place. + +00:47:59.240 --> 00:48:02.560 +You made short work of these beans. + +00:48:03.840 --> 00:48:07.100 +Don't expect the same fight from us. + +00:48:07.100 --> 00:48:10.740 +My squad has been with me through hell. + +00:48:10.740 --> 00:48:15.160 +I hand selected them myself from the Academy ten years ago. + +00:48:15.160 --> 00:48:18.180 +All of them graduated with top honors. + +00:48:18.180 --> 00:48:21.380 +I led these beans through three tours of duty, + +00:48:21.380 --> 00:48:26.640 +accumulating a total of 15 Medals of Honor, 11 Purple Hearts. + +00:48:26.640 --> 00:48:30.380 +Sure, we lost a few good beans... + +00:48:30.380 --> 00:48:34.580 +But you should see what we did to the other bloke. + +00:48:45.420 --> 00:48:48.160 +Well, then we went into business for ourselves. + +00:48:48.160 --> 00:48:50.880 +Escort detail for high-level dignitaries, + +00:48:50.880 --> 00:48:55.960 +Hostage extraction, corporate assassinations, preemptive surgical strikes, + +00:48:55.960 --> 00:48:59.860 +Or just plain search and destroy. + +00:48:59.860 --> 00:49:05.040 +Heck, we even robbed a few federal banks with business with slow. + +00:49:05.040 --> 00:49:06.500 +So... + +00:49:06.500 --> 00:49:09.680 +So this little shindig we got here... + +00:49:09.680 --> 00:49:12.000 +Oh, it's nothing. + +00:49:12.000 --> 00:49:15.620 +It's just a walk in the park. + +00:49:20.060 --> 00:49:22.520 +Are you going to say something or what? + +00:49:22.520 --> 00:49:23.520 +Huh? + +00:49:23.520 --> 00:49:27.540 +Oh, I'm sorry. I must have totally zoned out on you. + +00:49:27.540 --> 00:49:31.740 +Whoa, my eyes are starting to water. Whoo! + +00:49:31.740 --> 00:49:32.840 +Sorry. + +00:49:37.720 --> 00:49:42.580 +Let's make one thing clear. Last night +was a party. + +00:49:42.580 --> 00:49:45.460 +Tonight, I get to work! + +00:51:26.280 --> 00:51:28.800 +Decaffeinated. + +00:52:31.160 --> 00:52:32.720 +Oh well. + +00:52:32.720 --> 00:52:35.340 +It was worth a try. + +00:52:36.420 --> 00:52:40.220 +This is not a good idea. We should kill him now. + +00:52:40.220 --> 00:52:42.160 +Patience, Vagan. + +00:52:42.160 --> 00:52:43.960 +I need answers. + +00:52:43.960 --> 00:52:47.260 +I need answers from him. + +00:52:54.720 --> 00:52:56.520 +He's awake. + +00:53:04.800 --> 00:53:05.880 +So. + +00:53:05.880 --> 00:53:09.600 +This is the great Killer Bean. + +00:53:09.600 --> 00:53:11.440 +Yeah. + +00:53:13.420 --> 00:53:15.680 +You attack my warehouses. + +00:53:15.680 --> 00:53:18.860 +You kill my beans. + +00:53:18.860 --> 00:53:21.660 +What do you want from me?! + +00:53:21.660 --> 00:53:24.340 +My guns would be nice. + +00:53:28.660 --> 00:53:32.540 +Better enjoy a while it lasts, tough guy. + +00:53:32.540 --> 00:53:36.140 +Tough words from a bean who is helpless. + +00:53:36.740 --> 00:53:38.040 +Ohhh... + +00:53:38.040 --> 00:53:40.300 +No, you did not! + +00:53:45.900 --> 00:53:48.900 +Okay. Maybe you did. + +00:53:48.900 --> 00:53:53.780 +What do you want, Killer Bean? Who are you working for? + +00:53:53.780 --> 00:53:57.640 +What. You expect me to just blurt it all out? + +00:53:57.640 --> 00:54:01.660 +My nephew was at the Baker Street warehouse when you attacked it, okay. + +00:54:01.660 --> 00:54:05.040 +I think you owe me an explanation. + +00:54:05.040 --> 00:54:06.720 +Your nephew? + +00:54:06.720 --> 00:54:09.840 +Hmm... Your nephew... + +00:54:09.840 --> 00:54:12.140 +He was such a good boy. + +00:54:12.140 --> 00:54:15.140 +He wanted to be a DJ as some big nightclub. + +00:54:15.140 --> 00:54:19.780 +I told him, someday I'll buy you your own my club. + +00:54:19.780 --> 00:54:22.540 +As long as you sell my drugs there. + +00:54:22.540 --> 00:54:26.080 +Eh, the profit sharing we never agreed on. + +00:54:26.080 --> 00:54:30.780 +But you know, he was such a sweet kid. + +00:54:30.780 --> 00:54:33.960 +Oh yeah. Yeah remember him. + +00:54:33.960 --> 00:54:36.900 +He was the one playing the music. + +00:54:36.900 --> 00:54:40.320 +He always loved his music. + +00:54:40.320 --> 00:54:42.840 +Well, he's dead now. + +00:54:47.020 --> 00:54:50.560 +Kill this bean. He's wasting my time. + +00:54:50.560 --> 00:54:52.740 +It's about time. + +00:54:54.000 --> 00:54:56.560 +How does it feel to be killed, + +00:54:56.560 --> 00:54:58.540 +by your own gun? + +00:54:59.220 --> 00:55:01.020 +Funny... + +00:55:01.520 --> 00:55:04.940 +I was about to ask you the same thing. + +00:55:16.300 --> 00:55:20.240 +Are we done playing games for today? + +00:55:25.880 --> 00:55:27.620 +Finally... + +00:55:31.340 --> 00:55:32.420 +Dispatch. + +00:55:32.420 --> 00:55:33.980 +This is Cromwell. + +00:55:33.980 --> 00:55:35.720 +Roger, Detective Cromwell. + +00:55:35.720 --> 00:55:38.940 +I need backup. I'm at 43rd and Main Street. + +00:55:38.940 --> 00:55:40.380 +Right away, sir. + +00:55:40.380 --> 00:55:42.000 +There's no rush. + +00:55:42.000 --> 00:55:44.020 +I got time. + +00:55:44.020 --> 00:55:46.260 +Cromwell out. + +00:55:53.620 --> 00:55:55.020 +How dare you! + +00:55:55.020 --> 00:55:59.460 +How dare you come onto my property, looking to kill me! + +00:55:59.460 --> 00:56:02.040 +Who do you think you are? + +00:56:02.040 --> 00:56:04.540 +Hate to burst your bubble, Cappuccino... + +00:56:04.540 --> 00:56:06.980 +but I'm not here to kill you. + +00:56:06.980 --> 00:56:08.400 +What? + +00:56:08.400 --> 00:56:11.700 +I'm here to kill him. + +00:56:12.900 --> 00:56:15.440 +You just got in my way. + +00:56:15.440 --> 00:56:17.520 +I don't understand. + +00:56:17.520 --> 00:56:19.220 +You want to kill him? + +00:56:19.220 --> 00:56:20.780 +Not me? + +00:56:20.780 --> 00:56:22.960 +What the hell is going on? + +00:56:22.960 --> 00:56:25.120 +Just shoot him already. + +00:56:25.120 --> 00:56:27.160 +It's complicated. + +00:56:27.160 --> 00:56:29.360 +Why don't you just beat it. + +00:56:29.360 --> 00:56:33.780 +No. I'm quite interested to knowing why. + +00:56:33.780 --> 00:56:36.380 +Fine. You wanna die to? + +00:56:36.380 --> 00:56:39.800 +Believe me, it's no trouble at all. + +00:56:40.720 --> 00:56:42.640 +Actually, uh... + +00:56:42.640 --> 00:56:46.720 +I think that my estimated taxes are due soon. + +00:56:46.720 --> 00:56:49.560 +I like to stay on top of that stuff. + +00:56:49.560 --> 00:56:51.580 +Good idea. + +00:56:52.460 --> 00:56:53.440 +Oh. + +00:56:53.440 --> 00:56:54.520 +By the way. + +00:56:54.520 --> 00:56:56.060 +Vagan? + +00:56:56.060 --> 00:56:57.780 +You're fired!! + +00:57:12.400 --> 00:57:16.800 +It's about time they sent someone with +some talent after me. + +00:57:16.800 --> 00:57:20.460 +Nothing but the best for you, Dark Bean. + +00:57:20.460 --> 00:57:25.320 +Yeah. I guess they finally learned it's gonna take the best. + +00:57:25.320 --> 00:57:28.200 +What the hell is going on? + +00:57:30.800 --> 00:57:33.920 +You were one of the Shadow Agency's top beans. + +00:57:33.920 --> 00:57:35.720 +I used to look up to you. + +00:57:35.720 --> 00:57:37.780 +Now I have to kill you. + +00:57:37.780 --> 00:57:40.120 +Why did you betray us, Dark Bean? + +00:57:40.120 --> 00:57:42.440 +I didn't betray anyone. + +00:57:42.440 --> 00:57:45.100 +The Shadow Agency betrayed me. + +00:57:45.100 --> 00:57:46.360 +What? + +00:57:46.360 --> 00:57:52.120 +You're the one who destroyed our database, and stole years of intelligence work. How could you do that? + +00:57:52.120 --> 00:57:58.500 +And how could you go from policing the world to running guns for this two-bit gangster? + +00:57:58.500 --> 00:58:02.320 +Why did you join the Shadow Agency, Killer Bean? + +00:58:02.320 --> 00:58:07.840 +To get rid of the trash in this world, one bullet at a time. + +00:58:08.800 --> 00:58:12.260 +Yeah, we all joined for the same reason. + +00:58:12.260 --> 00:58:15.800 +But when I joined the Shadow Agency 12 years ago, + +00:58:15.800 --> 00:58:17.960 +It was more clear cut. + +00:58:17.960 --> 00:58:23.560 +Our job was to neutralize threats, while the politicians were paralyzed in diplomatic bullshit. + +00:58:23.560 --> 00:58:26.220 +That's just the way I like it. + +00:58:26.220 --> 00:58:28.200 +Times have changed. + +00:58:28.200 --> 00:58:30.820 +The agency was always privately controlled, + +00:58:30.820 --> 00:58:34.980 +But originally we always worked with the government to protect our citizens. + +00:58:34.980 --> 00:58:37.140 +Then it all changed. + +00:58:37.140 --> 00:58:40.280 +I'm not sure what caused the shift but now, + +00:58:40.280 --> 00:58:44.800 +we're just guns for hire, providing services to the highest bidder. + +00:58:44.800 --> 00:58:49.240 +Anyone with the right amount of money can buy the talents of the Shadow Beans. + +00:58:49.240 --> 00:58:52.560 +On one mission, I was asked to protect some rich dictator. + +00:58:52.560 --> 00:58:56.180 +On another, I assassinated an opposing leader. + +00:58:56.180 --> 00:58:58.040 +It didn't matter what we did. + +00:58:58.040 --> 00:59:03.060 +The Shadow Agency always convinced us that what we did was for the right reasons. + +00:59:03.060 --> 00:59:10.700 +But before I left, they had me deliver weapons to the very group of beans I had spent several years trying to take down. + +00:59:10.700 --> 00:59:13.100 +That was it for me. + +00:59:14.300 --> 00:59:16.740 +Do you expect me to believe any of this? + +00:59:16.740 --> 00:59:22.300 +All I know is that you breached the agency's security, and stole years of intelligence work. + +00:59:22.300 --> 00:59:24.340 +I didn't steal anything. + +00:59:24.340 --> 00:59:26.900 +All the information I took was mine. + +00:59:26.900 --> 00:59:33.180 +I wasn't about to give up 12 years of sweat and blood. I needed it to continue my work. + +00:59:33.180 --> 00:59:38.080 +And exactly how does serving Cappuccino continue your work? + +00:59:38.080 --> 00:59:41.620 +Cappuccino is a major player in the weapons market. + +00:59:41.620 --> 00:59:44.680 +Posing as his lackey puts me on the inside. + +00:59:44.680 --> 00:59:50.560 +I can find out who wants what, who sells +what, and where the big threats are. + +00:59:50.560 --> 00:59:58.920 +But unlike at the Shadow Agency, I can finally kill the beans who deserve to be killed. + +01:00:01.180 --> 01:00:05.300 +You got yourself a few more minutes of +life with that story, Dark Bean. + +01:00:05.300 --> 01:00:08.620 +But you can't out talk my trigger finger. + +01:00:08.620 --> 01:00:11.160 +It doesn't matter if you believe me or not. + +01:00:11.160 --> 01:00:13.160 +This is probably your last mission. + +01:00:13.160 --> 01:00:17.000 +If I don't kill you, the Shadow Agency will. + +01:00:18.020 --> 01:00:22.620 +What the hell are you talking about? I'm +one of their best Shadow Beans. + +01:00:22.620 --> 01:00:24.760 +Why would they want me dead? + +01:00:24.760 --> 01:00:27.500 +The Shadow Agency knows I could expose them. + +01:00:27.500 --> 01:00:31.160 +Any agent that comes in contact with me is compromised. + +01:00:31.160 --> 01:00:32.880 +And from what I've been hearing, + +01:00:32.880 --> 01:00:36.980 +You've been a liability to the agency since the day you started. + +01:00:36.980 --> 01:00:42.680 +Seeing the mess you made last night confirms that the Shadow Agency has a hard time controlling you. + +01:00:42.680 --> 01:00:46.040 +They must know you joined for the same +reasons I did. + +01:00:46.040 --> 01:00:50.340 +They know it's only a matter of time +before you find out the truth about them. + +01:00:50.340 --> 01:00:55.440 +And if they can't control you now, how +will they control you when you do find out? + +01:00:55.440 --> 01:01:01.520 +It's smarter for them to diffuse you +now, before you become a bigger problem. + +01:01:02.280 --> 01:01:06.440 +If they wanted me dead, then why even +send me on this mission? + +01:01:06.440 --> 01:01:10.380 +You said it yourself. You're one of their best. + +01:01:10.380 --> 01:01:14.900 +They tried to kill me before. They sent Shadow Beans after me twice. + +01:01:14.900 --> 01:01:17.420 +They both failed. + +01:01:17.420 --> 01:01:20.040 +Think about it, Killer Bean. + +01:01:20.040 --> 01:01:24.660 +They want us both dead, and we're hard to kill. + +01:01:24.660 --> 01:01:29.800 +Regardless of the outcome of this mission, the agency gets what they want. + +01:01:29.800 --> 01:01:33.540 +Because one of us will be eliminated. + +01:01:35.460 --> 01:01:37.520 +No, no. You're lying. + +01:01:37.520 --> 01:01:41.580 +I'm not gonna believe you. I won't believe a word you say. + +01:02:27.820 --> 01:02:30.940 +I had to take the shot. + +01:02:30.940 --> 01:02:35.420 +I would have done more with my life than you ever will. + +01:02:35.420 --> 01:02:37.940 +Doesn't matter now. + +01:02:38.660 --> 01:02:42.060 +We're both dead beans. + +01:03:06.020 --> 01:03:07.080 +Dispatch. + +01:03:07.080 --> 01:03:09.500 +This is Cromwell. Where's my backup? + +01:03:09.500 --> 01:03:13.660 +6 squad cars eta 3 minutes, 2 special assault units in 5. + +01:03:13.660 --> 01:03:15.100 +Get me more. + +01:03:15.100 --> 01:03:17.280 +How many, sir? + +01:03:17.280 --> 01:03:19.200 +Everyone. + +01:03:38.620 --> 01:03:40.180 +Yes? + +01:03:47.540 --> 01:03:50.260 +Yes, I am here. + +01:03:58.940 --> 01:04:01.800 +'Deactivated' + +01:04:06.760 --> 01:04:09.960 +And who is the target? + +01:04:13.640 --> 01:04:16.760 +'Deactivated' + +01:04:27.680 --> 01:04:30.280 +No. No problem at all. + +01:04:30.280 --> 01:04:33.200 +I've always wanted to meet him. + +01:04:33.200 --> 01:04:37.140 +I'll call you when the job is done. + +01:04:37.140 --> 01:04:38.360 +'Secure Connection' + +01:06:09.520 --> 01:06:11.060 +Drop your guns! + +01:06:11.060 --> 01:06:12.820 +Put em down, now! + +01:06:13.360 --> 01:06:15.680 +It's not gonna end like this. + +01:06:16.400 --> 01:06:18.720 +Drop your guns! + +01:06:26.720 --> 01:06:30.520 +Whoa, whoa ,whoa! Easy, hold your fire! + +01:06:33.380 --> 01:06:36.060 +Finally brought some backup, huh. + +01:06:36.060 --> 01:06:39.560 +Yeah. Does this satisfy your ego? + +01:06:39.560 --> 01:06:43.660 +What do you want, Cromwell? Coming to see if I did your dirty work? + +01:06:43.660 --> 01:06:46.240 +He's right over there. + +01:06:46.240 --> 01:06:48.080 +Yeah, he's dead all right. + +01:06:48.080 --> 01:06:49.860 +But you didn't kill him. + +01:06:49.860 --> 01:06:51.580 +He did. + +01:06:52.740 --> 01:06:54.180 +What does it matter? + +01:06:54.180 --> 01:06:58.760 +You got the results you wanted. Now just step aside and let me by. + +01:06:58.760 --> 01:07:00.540 +Let you by? + +01:07:00.540 --> 01:07:02.660 +You're the key to this whole mess. + +01:07:02.660 --> 01:07:08.540 +If I let you go, I'll never find out about the Shadow Agency, or the Shadow Beans. + +01:07:08.540 --> 01:07:10.540 +I can't help you. + +01:07:10.540 --> 01:07:11.780 +Why not? + +01:07:11.780 --> 01:07:14.900 +You are Shadow Bean, aren't you? + +01:07:16.060 --> 01:07:18.600 +Not anymore. + +01:07:23.080 --> 01:07:25.900 +They're coming after you, aren't they. + +01:07:26.920 --> 01:07:29.740 +Don't shoot! Hold your fire! + +01:07:35.560 --> 01:07:40.220 +If you tell me what I need to know, I can protect you. + +01:07:40.220 --> 01:07:43.120 +I highly doubt that. + +01:07:43.120 --> 01:07:45.880 +I can at least give you a place to stay tonight. + +01:07:45.880 --> 01:07:49.280 +Let me help you, Killer Bean. + +01:08:06.920 --> 01:08:11.000 +There is nothing you can do that will help me. + +01:08:50.319 --> 01:08:54.239 +But I do need a quiet place to think. + +01:09:20.359 --> 01:09:25.059 +Not exactly what I had in mind, but this will do. + +01:09:25.060 --> 01:09:28.939 +Make yourself at home. This will keep you safe for the night. + +01:09:28.939 --> 01:09:32.259 +Hell, it'll probably keep us safe too. + +01:09:32.260 --> 01:09:35.140 +I don't plan on staying long. + +01:09:36.439 --> 01:09:41.019 +I'll be back in the morning. We have a +lot to talk about. + +01:09:58.940 --> 01:10:03.560 +Who were these guys? I'd like to know where they get guns like this. + +01:10:03.560 --> 01:10:08.300 +Hey, don't touch that stuff. You know better than that. You're contaminating the evidence. + +01:10:08.300 --> 01:10:12.260 +I don't think we're going to have a shortage of evidence here. + +01:10:30.100 --> 01:10:34.580 +Whoa, hold it! This is a crime scene. No +one is allowed on the premises. + +01:10:34.580 --> 01:10:38.560 +Yeah. Nobody ordered no egg foo yung here. + +01:10:39.400 --> 01:10:42.580 +Where is Killer Bean? + +01:10:42.580 --> 01:10:45.680 +Killer Bean? We put his ass in the slammer. + +01:10:45.680 --> 01:10:47.380 +Wait. + +01:10:47.380 --> 01:10:49.960 +Who are you? + +01:10:56.940 --> 01:10:59.800 +Let me put it in a language you can understand. + +01:10:59.800 --> 01:11:04.660 +So sorry. No chow mein here. You deliver wrong place. + +01:11:09.400 --> 01:11:12.940 +Get your hands in the air! Put them up, now! + +01:11:22.700 --> 01:11:27.260 +Now put your hands on your head, drop to +your knees. + +01:12:18.380 --> 01:12:21.120 +Commander. Thanks for your help. + +01:12:21.120 --> 01:12:24.160 +I'm turning in for the night. I'll be back in the morning. + +01:12:24.160 --> 01:12:27.060 +Right, sir. We'll be here when you get back. + +01:12:27.060 --> 01:12:28.640 +Excellent. + +01:12:41.680 --> 01:12:43.180 +What do we got here? + +01:12:43.180 --> 01:12:47.340 +Just some punk bean +we caught assaulting an officer. + +01:12:47.340 --> 01:12:50.460 +Well he sure picked the wrong night to do that. + +01:12:50.460 --> 01:12:52.300 +Take him in. + +01:13:29.020 --> 01:13:33.020 +Hold it! Another move, and we drop you! + +01:13:45.000 --> 01:13:46.920 +Take him out! + +01:15:20.060 --> 01:15:24.060 +These are very nice guns. + +01:15:43.200 --> 01:15:46.420 +Are you sure you want to do that? + +01:15:46.420 --> 01:15:50.240 +You need them more than I do. + +01:15:55.520 --> 01:15:58.900 +So you're the bean they sent to kill me. + +01:15:58.900 --> 01:16:00.820 +Mmm hmm. + +01:16:02.640 --> 01:16:04.500 +Who are you? + +01:16:04.500 --> 01:16:09.540 +I am Jet Bean. +Assassin from the East. + +01:16:10.780 --> 01:16:14.820 +I completed my mission. Why do they want me dead? + +01:16:14.820 --> 01:16:17.800 +They don't tell me why. + +01:16:17.800 --> 01:16:20.500 +And I don't ask. + +01:16:21.240 --> 01:16:25.220 +They decided to kill me the moment they sent +me on this mission, didn't they. + +01:16:25.220 --> 01:16:27.520 +That's what Dark Bean told me. + +01:16:27.520 --> 01:16:32.280 +The agency knew that once I found out the truth about them, they couldn't trust me. + +01:16:32.280 --> 01:16:34.500 +They were right. + +01:16:35.460 --> 01:16:38.240 +Save your breath, Killer Bean. + +01:16:38.240 --> 01:16:40.660 +You're going to need it. + +01:16:40.660 --> 01:16:46.560 +Don't you know what the Shadow Agency is? Don't you realize how they're using us? + +01:16:46.560 --> 01:16:50.460 +I can see you've been brainwashed by Dark Bean. + +01:16:50.460 --> 01:16:52.720 +He was a fool. + +01:16:52.720 --> 01:16:57.700 +No one Shadow Bean can threaten the agency. + +01:16:59.260 --> 01:17:02.140 +But I'm no Shadow Bean. + +01:17:15.340 --> 01:17:20.080 +I certainly hope you trained harder than that. + +01:17:58.040 --> 01:17:59.240 +Well... + +01:17:59.240 --> 01:18:02.420 +At least you're in the fighting mood now. + +01:21:11.280 --> 01:21:15.760 +You have been a formidable opponent. + +01:21:15.760 --> 01:21:20.340 +I am sorry I have to end this game. + +01:21:27.960 --> 01:21:31.620 +You already tried that. + +01:22:08.420 --> 01:22:10.200 +It's over. + +01:22:14.740 --> 01:22:18.480 +Not for you. + +01:23:05.780 --> 01:23:07.820 +'Secure Connection' + +01:23:13.400 --> 01:23:16.600 +Jet Bean, is your mission complete? + +01:23:16.600 --> 01:23:19.300 +Jet Bean is dead. + +01:23:20.280 --> 01:23:22.100 +Killer Bean... + +01:23:23.420 --> 01:23:26.520 +I learned a lot about the Shadow Agency today. + +01:23:26.520 --> 01:23:28.760 +And it's not for me. + +01:23:28.760 --> 01:23:30.460 +I quit. + +01:23:31.180 --> 01:23:35.580 +Don't be rash. Think about what +you are doing. + +01:23:35.580 --> 01:23:39.200 +Why don't you come in? We can talk +things over. + +01:23:39.200 --> 01:23:44.200 +Oh, I'm coming in. But it won't be for talking. + +01:24:05.640 --> 01:24:07.560 +This will do.