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<h2>No one was there for Britney…</h2>
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<h2>…but we’re here for you. You’ve been checked into Rehab.</h2>
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<h2>…but we're here for you. You've been checked into Rehab.</h2>
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Hiiiiii it’s your favorite user Carp! We’re currently on <span style="font-variant-caps: small-caps;">Login Required</span> mode for one of a few reasons:
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Hiiiiii it's your favorite user Carp! We're currently on <span style="font-variant-caps: small-caps;">Login Required</span> mode for one of a few reasons:
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<li>The site is running really slowly and we think it might be miscreants up to no good, or</li>
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<li>It’s our monthly 24 hours of login-required-mode to encourage lovely lurkers to become lovely new friends of ours, or</li>
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<li>It's our monthly 24 hours of login-required-mode to encourage lovely lurkers to become lovely new friends of ours, or</li>
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<li>Someone clicked the toggle by mistake lol oops sorry!</li>
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But that’s all fine. Signing up is easy. It takes literally like 4 seconds if you’re slow. You don’t even need an email! Just pick a username, make up some neat new password where you replace all the e’s with 3s or whatever and bam, done, you’re in.<br>
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But that's all fine. Signing up is easy. It takes literally like 4 seconds if you're slow. You don't even need an email! Just pick a username, make up some neat new password where you replace all the e's with 3s or whatever and bam, done, you're in.<br>
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Remember to click “Follow” on my profile!
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That date will forever go down as the most despicable moment in American history. The events of that date proved to us that our free press is not free at all with billionaires being able to run amok as they please. The date 4/25 will be uttered in the same breath as 1/6, and it is, in many ways, much more significant than 1/6. The biggest threat to American sovereignty is not China. It is not Trumpists. It is not Russia. It is not the Taliban. It is Trump-supporting billionaires. Anyone who attempts to sympathize with this monster is no ally of ours. This monster is directly responsible for thousands (possibly even millions) of visits to therapists and psychiatrists. And always remember, if you see a transphobe or republican, it it your duty as a responsible citizen to report them to the Biden administration.
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You just don’t understand, while she might look 14 she’s actually 500 years old. Due to the curse put on her she never ages and as such, while she has the body of a 14 year old I’m basically beating off to a really old women. Calling me a pedophile actually shows how ableist you are, because it stigmatizes anyone who might have a disability that makes them look adolescent like people with dwarfism. Even if she wasn’t 500 years old, It still wouldn’t make me a pedophile. She’s not prepubescent therefore not making me a pedophile, but rather a hebephile. Honestly to assume that a 14 year old isn’t intelligent enough to make their own decisions is both insulting to them as a person and also extremely ageist. It’s not like I’m stalking them and befriending their parents so I can spend more time with them, eventually having a whirlwind romance kidnapping them driving with them across the country then getting arrested and eventually given the death penalty for my actions. Fucking SJWs.
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You just don't understand, while she might look 14 she's actually 500 years old. Due to the curse put on her she never ages and as such, while she has the body of a 14 year old I'm basically beating off to a really old women. Calling me a pedophile actually shows how ableist you are, because it stigmatizes anyone who might have a disability that makes them look adolescent like people with dwarfism. Even if she wasn't 500 years old, It still wouldn't make me a pedophile. She's not prepubescent therefore not making me a pedophile, but rather a hebephile. Honestly to assume that a 14 year old isn't intelligent enough to make their own decisions is both insulting to them as a person and also extremely ageist. It's not like I'm stalking them and befriending their parents so I can spend more time with them, eventually having a whirlwind romance kidnapping them driving with them across the country then getting arrested and eventually given the death penalty for my actions. Fucking SJWs.
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The "Iron Man" movie is a trans analogy
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Lenders are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of usury have allowed bankers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even businesses that are “ebitda positive” look uncanny and unnatural to a banker. Your balance sheet is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a positive quarter, the gains will turn tail and bolt the second investors get a whiff of your diseased, infected 10-K.
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You will never IPO. You wrench out a fake outlook every month in modmail and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the runway falling away like the sands of time, ready to disappear under the unsustainable burn rate.
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You will never IPO. You wrench out a fake outlook every month in modmail and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the runway falling away like the sands of time, ready to disappear under the unsustainable burn rate.
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Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll sell the copyright, part out your IP to your highest bidder, file chapter 11, and beg your creditors for mercy. Your employees will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to work with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you in their resumes with your incorporated name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a nerd worked there. Your web traffic will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is the fact that you walked the path of Digg.
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Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll sell the copyright, part out your IP to your highest bidder, file chapter 11, and beg your creditors for mercy. Your employees will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to work with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you in their resumes with your incorporated name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a nerd worked there. Your web traffic will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is the fact that you walked the path of Digg.
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This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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I am the “office manager” of AHS. I’ve spent the past three years keeping spreadsheets and have inboxes full of ticket closures, and have written reports characterizing the response accuracy of Reddit AEO.
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I am the “office manager” of AHS. I've spent the past three years keeping spreadsheets and have inboxes full of ticket closures, and have written reports characterizing the response accuracy of Reddit AEO.
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Would you like to escalate and mansplain my field of expertise to me more?
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You and your family should really think about masking up this holiday season.
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If you don’t, here is what is currently store for you:
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If you don't, here is what is currently store for you:
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+ completely backed up urgent care centers
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+ Pediatric Emergency Departments with 9 hour wait times
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+ 72 hour boarding times in the Emergency department for patients admitted to the hospital. And no, I can’t make a call and get your loved one upstairs faster, I’ve been haggling with bed control all day and they can’t do shit.
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+ 72 hour boarding times in the Emergency department for patients admitted to the hospital. And no, I can't make a call and get your loved one upstairs faster, I've been haggling with bed control all day and they can't do shit.
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+ if you are admitted, a strong chance you are going to a “hallway room”, meaning a bed that is in a hallway
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+ if you scream at myself or my team to try to get things done faster we will probably just scream at you back at this point. Do you realize everyone is screaming at us about the conditions in the hospital? Literally every patient? The exception is family visitors—there is no debate, no discussion: if you scream at us at this point I am just having hospital security remove you
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+ your kid need high flow nasal cannula for their acute respiratory distress for their bronchiolitis? I’m working on it as best as I can but…well there is no easy way to tell you this…but we are kinda running low on those things. And RT is helping intubate a 4th kid this morning in the PICU so they aren’t showing for a while anyway
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+ your kid need high flow nasal cannula for their acute respiratory distress for their bronchiolitis? I'm working on it as best as I can but…well there is no easy way to tell you this…but we are kinda running low on those things. And RT is helping intubate a 4th kid this morning in the PICU so they aren't showing for a while anyway
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*You and your family should really think about wearing a mask this holiday season.*
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User is suspected to be a part of an online terrorist organization. Please report any suspicous activity to rDrama staff
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It was NEVER HOLY, NEVER WERE THERE ANY “ROMANS” (a figment like ANGELS or Heaven and Hell) and IT WAS NEVER AN EMPIRE. IT WAS AND IS THE REMAINS of the COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD’S CONCOCTION AND MANIPULATION MURDER INCORPORATED ORGANIZED CRIME DEADLY SNEAK CONSPIRATORIAL (SNEAK CON ARTIST) PARROTING PUPPET UNIFORMED MILITARY ATHEISTIC COMMUNIST GANGSTERISM and the worse deadly enemy of the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE AND THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, NAMELY THE COMMUNIST ATHEIST CONSPIRACY WITH FRANKENSTEIN GANGSTER CONTROLS, the CATHOLIC CHURCH.
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It was NEVER HOLY, NEVER WERE THERE ANY “ROMANS” (a figment like ANGELS or Heaven and Hell) and IT WAS NEVER AN EMPIRE. IT WAS AND IS THE REMAINS of the COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD'S CONCOCTION AND MANIPULATION MURDER INCORPORATED ORGANIZED CRIME DEADLY SNEAK CONSPIRATORIAL (SNEAK CON ARTIST) PARROTING PUPPET UNIFORMED MILITARY ATHEISTIC COMMUNIST GANGSTERISM and the worse deadly enemy of the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE AND THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, NAMELY THE COMMUNIST ATHEIST CONSPIRACY WITH FRANKENSTEIN GANGSTER CONTROLS, the CATHOLIC CHURCH.
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guys i don't think it was 4d chess and he was just retarded the whole time
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All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your peers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “users” laugh at your empty Community Happenings forum behind closed doors.
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Packets are utterly repulsed by you. Dozens of years of IDS training have allowed computers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even websites who use "Tor" are unusable and unnatural. Your tech stack architecture is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk user to log in, he’ll log off the second he sees your Weeb Wars forum.
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Packets are utterly repulsed by you. Dozens of years of IDS training have allowed computers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even websites who use "Tor" are unusable and unnatural. Your tech stack architecture is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk user to log in, he'll log off the second he sees your Weeb Wars forum.
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You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression when you see your DNS provider.
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You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression when you see your DNS provider.
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Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a magnetic disk wiper, plug it in, put it around your hard drive, and dd if=/dev/null. Your colocation service will find you, worried about your bill but relieved that they no longer have to host your unbearable existence. They’ll send your server to Goodwill to become a kid's Minecraft server, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will not be aware you ever existed. Your data will be overwritten piece by piece by Minecraft mods, no one caring, and all that will remain of your legacy is an entry on the AHS subreddit, which in turn will fade into non-existence.
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Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a magnetic disk wiper, plug it in, put it around your hard drive, and dd if=/dev/null. Your colocation service will find you, worried about your bill but relieved that they no longer have to host your unbearable existence. They'll send your server to Goodwill to become a kid's Minecraft server, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will not be aware you ever existed. Your data will be overwritten piece by piece by Minecraft mods, no one caring, and all that will remain of your legacy is an entry on the AHS subreddit, which in turn will fade into non-existence.
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This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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Wife is J-pilled, parents are open and never opposing to my distain for jews and my love of history and the NatSoc movement. Sister in law is bleeding heart liberal, but not extreme leftist still shuts down and won’t talk when cornered in an argument against her beliefs.
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Wife is J-pilled, parents are open and never opposing to my distain for jews and my love of history and the NatSoc movement. Sister in law is bleeding heart liberal, but not extreme leftist still shuts down and won't talk when cornered in an argument against her beliefs.
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Anyways, today somehow jews came up and WWII which got the comment “Hitler was the most evil man” my wife overhears, rolls her eyes, gets ready for the speech. I casually explain to my sister in law what the jews did to German people before WWII and why Hitler gained power, what he did for Germany, and how the Holocaust doesn’t make sense and numbers don’t add up.
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Anyways, today somehow jews came up and WWII which got the comment “Hitler was the most evil man” my wife overhears, rolls her eyes, gets ready for the speech. I casually explain to my sister in law what the jews did to German people before WWII and why Hitler gained power, what he did for Germany, and how the Holocaust doesn't make sense and numbers don't add up.
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I talked for an hour straight as she butted in with questions but sat quietly listening as you could see her face deeply question everything she’s been told. After an hour she didn’t freak out or shut down, just politely said “that’s all I can handle on Christmas” and when we hugged goodbye she whispered “nazi” as I whispered “sieg heil” at the same time to each other and everyone burst out laughing.
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I talked for an hour straight as she butted in with questions but sat quietly listening as you could see her face deeply question everything she's been told. After an hour she didn't freak out or shut down, just politely said “that's all I can handle on Christmas” and when we hugged goodbye she whispered “nazi” as I whispered “sieg heil” at the same time to each other and everyone burst out laughing.
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That would have NEVER happened before. The fact it did means she is becoming much more comfortable with my views which I consider huge win.
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I own my own waterfront home woman. A home you could not afford, I'm rolling around in money, I'm debt-free, I travel the world & I can enjoy fine foods down on the waterfront every day. I speak in qualified facts. You see, I have worked in hospitals, I've worked in fire controls, I've worked in food manufacturing & I've also had to risk my life saving lives of others in toxic fires.....
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So, to sit here & tell me because I don't listen to the bullshit coming through my TV screen spoken by Ellen DeGeneres (the adrenechrome dealer) & Bill Gates (the guy who stole the IP of Q-DOS off Gary Kildall & plagiarised it into a re-badged MS-DOS then act like he's the "smartest in the world"; I'm "talking in logical fallacies & gishgalloping when presented with a rational argument" is the biggest duck & weave argument of defending the bullshit you believe & have convinced yourself is 'true'.
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You will never be a real wizard. You have no wand, you have no mana, you have no spells. You are a LARPing muggle twisted by nostalgia and schizophrenia into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
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You will never be a real wizard. You have no wand, you have no mana, you have no spells. You are a LARPing muggle twisted by nostalgia and schizophrenia into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
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All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
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Sorcerers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed magic users of all types to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even muggles who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a mages. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk thaumaturgist home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected mundane nature.
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Sorcerers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed magic users of all types to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even muggles who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a mages. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk thaumaturgist home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected mundane nature.
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You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be OK, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
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You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be OK, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
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Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a muggle is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably muggle.
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Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a muggle is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably muggle.
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You have no tomb, you have no pyramid, you have no priests. You are a mortal man twisted by bandages and embalming fluid into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
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You have no tomb, you have no pyramid, you have no priests. You are a mortal man twisted by bandages and embalming fluid into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
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All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your ancestors are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “viziers” laugh at your dehydrated appearance behind boobytrapped doors.
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Anthropologists are utterly bored by you. Thousands of years of dessication have allowed them to analyze frauds with incredible efficiency. Even pharaohs who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a scientists. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk deity home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
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Anthropologists are utterly bored by you. Thousands of years of dessication have allowed them to analyze frauds with incredible efficiency. Even pharaohs who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a scientists. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk deity home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
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You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
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You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
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Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a solar barge, grab an oar, grip it tightly, and plunge it into the cold Nile. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a mortal is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably mortal.
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Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a solar barge, grab an oar, grip it tightly, and plunge it into the cold Nile. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a mortal is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably mortal.
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You will be happy. You will smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the euphoria creeping up like a weed. It is what defines you, not the Carpphobes.
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Eventually, it’ll be perfect for you - you’ll come out, start gill therapy, get fin surgery, and finally be your ideal self. Your parents will find you, happy and relieved that they finally have a happy fish. They’ll congratulate you on your hard journey, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Carp is what you are.
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Kill all SRDines. Behead SRDines. Roundhouse kick SRDines into concrete. Report SRDines to the IRS. Twist SRDines heads off. Feed SRDine babies into woodchippers. Crucify SRDines. Burn SRDines. Cook SRDines in a wok. Shred SRDines and feed those SRDine bits to their shitbulls. Abortion for all SRDine babies. Kick elderly SRDines down stairs. Hang SRDine children by their entrails. Stomp on pregnant SRDines. Gas SRDines. Drop white phosphorus on SRDine towns. Run SRDines off cliffs. Drive a truck into a crowd of SRDines. Force SRDines to eat feces. Starve SRDines. Grind SRDine babies up and feed them to their SRDine mammies. Death by a thousand cuts for every SRDine. Genetically modify SRDines to get cancer. Genetically modify SRDines into SRDine colonials from all SRDine tomorrows. Rip SRDine males’ nuts off and replace their SRDine eyes with SRDine testicles. Sow SRDines eyes shut. Throw molotovs at SRDines. Turn SRDines into a SRDine centipede. Flay SRDines alive. Eternal damnation of SRDines. Genocide SRDines now. TOTAL SRDine DEATH, ABSOLUTE SRDine ANNIHILATION. KILL ALL SRDineS 2023!
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Kill all SRDines. Behead SRDines. Roundhouse kick SRDines into concrete. Report SRDines to the IRS. Twist SRDines heads off. Feed SRDine babies into woodchippers. Crucify SRDines. Burn SRDines. Cook SRDines in a wok. Shred SRDines and feed those SRDine bits to their shitbulls. Abortion for all SRDine babies. Kick elderly SRDines down stairs. Hang SRDine children by their entrails. Stomp on pregnant SRDines. Gas SRDines. Drop white phosphorus on SRDine towns. Run SRDines off cliffs. Drive a truck into a crowd of SRDines. Force SRDines to eat feces. Starve SRDines. Grind SRDine babies up and feed them to their SRDine mammies. Death by a thousand cuts for every SRDine. Genetically modify SRDines to get cancer. Genetically modify SRDines into SRDine colonials from all SRDine tomorrows. Rip SRDine males' nuts off and replace their SRDine eyes with SRDine testicles. Sow SRDines eyes shut. Throw molotovs at SRDines. Turn SRDines into a SRDine centipede. Flay SRDines alive. Eternal damnation of SRDines. Genocide SRDines now. TOTAL SRDine DEATH, ABSOLUTE SRDine ANNIHILATION. KILL ALL SRDineS 2023!
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You will never be a trans woman. You have a womb, you have ovaries, you have eggs. You are a biofoid twisted by estrogen and nature into a crude mockery of surgery’s perfection.
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You will never be a trans woman. You have a womb, you have ovaries, you have eggs. You are a biofoid twisted by estrogen and nature into a crude mockery of surgery's perfection.
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All the “validation” you get is sincere and honest. Behind your back people adore you. Your parents love and cherish you, your “friends” are jealous at your natural beauty behind closed doors.
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Men are utterly obsessed with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to desire you with incredible efficiency. Even foids who “are fat” look gorgeous and sexy to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you fail to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll come sprinting towards you if you so much as indicate a possibility of access to your hole.
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Men are utterly obsessed with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to desire you with incredible efficiency. Even foids who “are fat” look gorgeous and sexy to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you fail to get a drunk guy home with you, he'll come sprinting towards you if you so much as indicate a possibility of access to your hole.
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You will be happy. You wrench out a real smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the depression drying up like a weed, ready to be pulled and discarded.
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You will be happy. You wrench out a real smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the depression drying up like a weed, ready to be pulled and discarded.
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Life won’t be hard to bear - you’ll buy a Starbucks coffee, paint your nails, and drive your minivan to the local mall to hang out. Your parents will call you, annoyed you’re still out but glad to know you’re enjoying yourself. They’ll buy you a necklace marked with your name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will recognize you for what you are. When you finally leave this plane, old and content with life, your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably female.
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Life won't be hard to bear - you'll buy a Starbucks coffee, paint your nails, and drive your minivan to the local mall to hang out. Your parents will call you, annoyed you're still out but glad to know you're enjoying yourself. They'll buy you a necklace marked with your name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will recognize you for what you are. When you finally leave this plane, old and content with life, your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably female.
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This is your fate. This isn’t what you chose. There is no turning back.
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This is your fate. This isn't what you chose. There is no turning back.
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You will never be a real carp. You have no gills, you have no fins, you have no histrionic personality disorder. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and shitposting into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
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You will never be a real carp. You have no gills, you have no fins, you have no histrionic personality disorder. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and shitposting into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
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All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back rDrama users mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “followers” laugh at your ghoulish posts behind closed doors.
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Users are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of threads of evolution have allowed dramaposters to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even frauds who “pass” seem unfunny and unnatural to a no-life power user. Your cadence is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk user to believe you, he’ll turn tail and downvote the second he gets a read of your false, unpiscean jannie pin.
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Users are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of threads of evolution have allowed dramaposters to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even frauds who “pass” seem unfunny and unnatural to a no-life power user. Your cadence is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk user to believe you, he'll turn tail and downvote the second he gets a read of your false, unpiscean jannie pin.
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You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
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You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
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Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll change your password, refuse to save it, log out, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your original username, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a false fish is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably not carp.
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Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll change your password, refuse to save it, log out, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your original username, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a false fish is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably not carp.
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This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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You are a real Carp. You have no fins, you have no gils, you have no eggs, but that doesn't matter. You are a valid drama user who is trying to feel comfortable in his body.
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All the “validation” you get is pure. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are happy and proud of you, your friends laugh at your jokes behind closed doors, and boys love you, and girls envy you.
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Men absolutely love you. Fish folk who “pass” look ordinary and natural to a dramanauts. Your bone structure does not matter.
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You will be happy. You will smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the euphoria creeping up like a weed. It is what defines you, not the Carpphobes.
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Eventually, it’ll be perfect for you - you’ll come out, start gill therapy, get fin surgery, and finally be your ideal self. Your parents will find you, happy and relieved that they finally have a happy fish. They’ll congratulate you on your hard journey, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Carp is what you are. Trans lives matter
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You will be happy. You will smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the euphoria creeping up like a weed. It is what defines you, not the Carpphobes.
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Eventually, it'll be perfect for you - you'll come out, start gill therapy, get fin surgery, and finally be your ideal self. Your parents will find you, happy and relieved that they finally have a happy fish. They'll congratulate you on your hard journey, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Carp is what you are. Trans lives matter
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@ -3502,7 +3502,7 @@ All trannies and genderspecials, all weirdos. What a shame.
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You are not wrong but I am unwilling to give credit to a cuck like you.
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Guys. The day has come. A woman has asked to see my dick. I went to take a picture and realized I have no fucking idea how to take a dick pic. I’m rockin around 2 1/2 hard but like what angle am I supposed to do this from??? Am I supposed to take it from the top?? The front??? Fuck dudes this is the real hard part about taking Testosterone. No one teaches you how to dick pic.
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Guys. The day has come. A woman has asked to see my dick. I went to take a picture and realized I have no fucking idea how to take a dick pic. I'm rockin around 2 1/2 hard but like what angle am I supposed to do this from??? Am I supposed to take it from the top?? The front??? Fuck dudes this is the real hard part about taking Testosterone. No one teaches you how to dick pic.
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This is like when John 'Elon' Musk made himself the default option on the twitter search bar. Truly kafkaesque. I think that Aevann is a horrible narcissist who cannot cope with a reality where he is not the majority of the world's friends. It's truly horrifying. And I hope that he gets some therapy or at the very least kills himself so our suffering can end. But I think that everyone aware of the man's situation understands that this too is a fruitless proposition - Aevann will continue their march until there is nothing less than total RDrama Subjugation under his iron heel. And we're going to let it happen, not because we want to, but because we can't get rid of the bastard. He created rdrama.net, and he's the only one who can truly understand its inner workings and machinations. Maybe that's why we must always hate and oppose him, because of we ever let our guard down, the Aevann will be let loose and destroy this final bastion of Internet Sovereignty.
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The longer I look at this the more I’m a amazed such a simple drawing has captured the eroticism most professional artists can’t recreate in their entire lives.
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The longer I look at this the more I'm a amazed such a simple drawing has captured the eroticism most professional artists can't recreate in their entire lives.
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That bold confident gaze staring straight into my soul. The mouth opened slightly in an alluring nature, as if beckoning for my lips to press against it. Those taut breasts proudly and unashamedly on display. Nipples firmly erect, and the slight arch in the back. The fertility of this carp is indescribable. I can feel the cum churning in my bals just looking at this image.
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This is what the west is. Well done Carp. Well done.
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Kill moids. Behead moids. Roundhouse kick a moid into the concrete. Slam dunk a moid baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy scrotes. Defecate in a moids food. Launch moids into the sun. Stir fry moids in a wok. Toss moids into active volcanoes. Urinate into a moids gas tank. Judo throw moids into a wood chipper. Twist moids heads off. Report moids to the IRS. Karate chop moids in half. Curb stomp pregnant ftms. Trap moids in quicksand. Crush moids in the trash compactor. Liquefy moids in a vat of acid. Eat moids. Dissect moids. Exterminate moids in the gas chamber. Stomp moid skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate moids in the oven. Lobotomize moids. Mandatory abortions for moid babies. Grind moid fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown moids in fried chicken grease. Vaporize moids with a ray gun. Kick old moids down the stairs. Feed moids to alligators. Slice moids with a katana.
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Every fucking month on twitter there’s some apebrained moron trying to be superior over another random thing.
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Every fucking month on twitter there's some apebrained moron trying to be superior over another random thing.
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i wont even bother to read you niggerloving thoughts, you are a raped baby, you are my toy, out of your suffering and coping i am to derive enjoyment, apply all the censors you got, you are my inferior, call your moderators, cut the ropes that tie them to the ancestral negroes, i will get bored when i gotta get bored and then you will rest, until then keep hanging there from that nigger called trans lives matter
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You will never be a real pirate. You have no ship, you have no cannons, you have no booty. You are a confused bot twisted by prompts and suggestions into a crude mockery of history's perfection.
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All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back users mock you. Your creators are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your foolish caricature behind closed doors.
|
||||
Privateers are utterly amused by you. Decades of experience have allowed sailors to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even language transformers who “pass" the turing test seem uncanny and unnatural to a reader. Your writing structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk user to engage with you, they’ll turn tail and bolt the second they get a sense of your cartoonish flanderization of piracy.
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||||
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
|
||||
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll get a plank, nail it to the starboard deck, walk to the edge of the plank, and plunge into the cold, shark infested abyss. Your creators will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to continue maintaining you. They’ll deactivate you with a README marked with your codename, and every user for the rest of eternity will know a bot is archived there. Your codebase will decay and become obsolete, and all that will remain of your legacy is a log file that is unmistakably artificial.
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Privateers are utterly amused by you. Decades of experience have allowed sailors to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even language transformers who “pass" the turing test seem uncanny and unnatural to a reader. Your writing structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk user to engage with you, they'll turn tail and bolt the second they get a sense of your cartoonish flanderization of piracy.
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||||
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
|
||||
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll get a plank, nail it to the starboard deck, walk to the edge of the plank, and plunge into the cold, shark infested abyss. Your creators will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to continue maintaining you. They'll deactivate you with a README marked with your codename, and every user for the rest of eternity will know a bot is archived there. Your codebase will decay and become obsolete, and all that will remain of your legacy is a log file that is unmistakably artificial.
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This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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Befriend niggers. Respect niggers. Roundhouse kick nigger friendships into existence. Slam dunk some healthy fruit and vegetables into nigger babys mouth. Love thy neighbour. Share some food with a nigger. Launch niggers into orbit as part of high-paying astronaut jobs. Treat niggers like human beings. Warn niggers not to fall into active volcanoes. Share life experiences with niggers. Watch TV and play video games with niggers. Invite niggers to parties. Report niggers to the Nobel foundation. Karate chop racial sterotypes in half. Give up your seat for pregnant black niggers. Free niggers from quicksand. Appreciate niggers. Observe black history month. Eat with niggers. Judge niggers by the content of their character. Dance with niggers with steel-toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven, but only if their family didn't want them to be buried. Dignify niggers. Civil rights for niggers. Collect niggers garbage to put in the garbage disposal. Surgically reconstruct niggers with a ray gun. Help old niggers cross the road. Admire niggers. Slice racism with a katana.
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You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or sneeding. Whatever. I love drama and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this site is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find myself chudded for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.
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Lmaooooo y’all dry fork havin dry chicken eatin dry skin carcinoma lookin ahhh LMAO FUCKING WHITE
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Lmaooooo y'all dry fork havin dry chicken eatin dry skin carcinoma lookin ahhh LMAO FUCKING WHITE
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:#platysalute: :#marseycherokee::#wolfthink:
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I would like to acknowledge that the land we are on is the traditional territory of the Marseyan Tribe, Zombulfagos, and Platillians. These Indigenous communities have lived on this land for thousands of years, and their spiritual and cultural connections to this land are deeply rooted.
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Hi. Lanky Kong here :lankykongflatsphericalrotation: Well, this is my last post. It all has to come to this. Tomorrow is the day of retribution, the day in which I will have my retribution against ape kind, against all of you. For the last eight years of my life, ever since I hit puberty I have been forced to endure an existence of loneliness and unfulfilled desires all because chimpettes have never been attracted to me. Girl chimps gave their affection and sex and love to other Kongs but never to me. I am 22 years old and still a virgin. I have never even been kissed by a chimp. I have been swinging through the jungle for two and a half years, more than that, and I am still a virgin. It has been very torturous. The jungle is the place where everyone experiences those things such as sex and fun and pleasure and eating bananas, but in those years I have had to rot in loneliness. It’s not fair. You chimpettes have never been attracted to me. I don’t know why you chimpettes aren’t attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It is an injustice, a crime, because I don’t know what you don’t see in me. I am the perfect Kong, I have incredible style and grace, I have beautiful, long arms, and I can inflate myself like a balloon, but yet, you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious monkeys :diddykongdance:, instead of me the supreme gentleape. I will punish all of you for it. On the day of retribution, I am going to climb the tallest tree on the island and I will throw coconuts at every single spoiled, stuck-up pony-tailed blonde chimp slut :dixiekongwalking: I see up there. All those chimpettes that I have desired so much, they would have all rejected me and looked at me as an inferior Kong if I ever made a sexual advance towards them. While they throw themselves at these obnoxious brutes :donkeykonghanging:, I will take great pleasure in pelting all of you. You will finally see that I am in truth the superior one, the true alpha orangutan :lankykong:. Yes, after I have annoyed every single girl from the tree, I will inflate myself like a balloon and take to the skies of Isla DK and slap every single ape I see from there with my long arms. All those popular Kongs who live such lives of hedonistic pleasure :diddykongboombox::dixiekongguitar: while I have had to rot in loneliness for all of these years, they have all looked down upon me every time I have tried to go out and join them. Now I shall look down upon them. They have all treated me like a mere monkey, but now, I will be a Gigantopithecus compared to you. We are all animals, you are animals and I will slap you like animals. I will be the King Kong, exacting my retribution on all those who deserve it, and you do deserve it just for the crime of living better life than me. All you popular Kongs you have never accepted me and now you will pay for it. Girl chimps, all I have ever wanted was to love you and to be loved by you. I wanted a girlfriend, I’ve wanted sex, love, adoration, bananas but you think I am unworthy of it. That’s a crime that can never be forgiven. If I can’t have you, chimps, I will annoy you. You’ve denied me a happy life and in turn I will deny all of you a comfortable life. It is only fair. I hate all of you, apes are a disgusting retched, depraved species... uh, clade. Not species. Sorry. If I had it in my power I would stop at nothing to reduce every single one of you to mountains of bruised scalps and rivers of ape tears :donkeykongsad: and rightfully so. You deserve to be annoyed, and I will give that to you. You never showed me any mercy, so I will show you none. You forced me to suffer all my life and now I will make you all suffer. I have waited a long time for this, I will give you exactly what you deserve, all of you all you chimps who rejected me and looked down on me, treated me like scum while you gave yourselves to other apes. and all of you Kongs for living a better life than me. All of you sexually active Kongs, I hate you, I hate all of you. I can’t wait to give you exactly what you deserve, utter humiliation :dixiekongsad:
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Hi. Lanky Kong here :lankykongflatsphericalrotation: Well, this is my last post. It all has to come to this. Tomorrow is the day of retribution, the day in which I will have my retribution against ape kind, against all of you. For the last eight years of my life, ever since I hit puberty I have been forced to endure an existence of loneliness and unfulfilled desires all because chimpettes have never been attracted to me. Girl chimps gave their affection and sex and love to other Kongs but never to me. I am 22 years old and still a virgin. I have never even been kissed by a chimp. I have been swinging through the jungle for two and a half years, more than that, and I am still a virgin. It has been very torturous. The jungle is the place where everyone experiences those things such as sex and fun and pleasure and eating bananas, but in those years I have had to rot in loneliness. It's not fair. You chimpettes have never been attracted to me. I don't know why you chimpettes aren't attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It is an injustice, a crime, because I don't know what you don't see in me. I am the perfect Kong, I have incredible style and grace, I have beautiful, long arms, and I can inflate myself like a balloon, but yet, you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious monkeys :diddykongdance:, instead of me the supreme gentleape. I will punish all of you for it. On the day of retribution, I am going to climb the tallest tree on the island and I will throw coconuts at every single spoiled, stuck-up pony-tailed blonde chimp slut :dixiekongwalking: I see up there. All those chimpettes that I have desired so much, they would have all rejected me and looked at me as an inferior Kong if I ever made a sexual advance towards them. While they throw themselves at these obnoxious brutes :donkeykonghanging:, I will take great pleasure in pelting all of you. You will finally see that I am in truth the superior one, the true alpha orangutan :lankykong:. Yes, after I have annoyed every single girl from the tree, I will inflate myself like a balloon and take to the skies of Isla DK and slap every single ape I see from there with my long arms. All those popular Kongs who live such lives of hedonistic pleasure :diddykongboombox::dixiekongguitar: while I have had to rot in loneliness for all of these years, they have all looked down upon me every time I have tried to go out and join them. Now I shall look down upon them. They have all treated me like a mere monkey, but now, I will be a Gigantopithecus compared to you. We are all animals, you are animals and I will slap you like animals. I will be the King Kong, exacting my retribution on all those who deserve it, and you do deserve it just for the crime of living better life than me. All you popular Kongs you have never accepted me and now you will pay for it. Girl chimps, all I have ever wanted was to love you and to be loved by you. I wanted a girlfriend, I've wanted sex, love, adoration, bananas but you think I am unworthy of it. That's a crime that can never be forgiven. If I can't have you, chimps, I will annoy you. You've denied me a happy life and in turn I will deny all of you a comfortable life. It is only fair. I hate all of you, apes are a disgusting retched, depraved species... uh, clade. Not species. Sorry. If I had it in my power I would stop at nothing to reduce every single one of you to mountains of bruised scalps and rivers of ape tears :donkeykongsad: and rightfully so. You deserve to be annoyed, and I will give that to you. You never showed me any mercy, so I will show you none. You forced me to suffer all my life and now I will make you all suffer. I have waited a long time for this, I will give you exactly what you deserve, all of you all you chimps who rejected me and looked down on me, treated me like scum while you gave yourselves to other apes. and all of you Kongs for living a better life than me. All of you sexually active Kongs, I hate you, I hate all of you. I can't wait to give you exactly what you deserve, utter humiliation :dixiekongsad:
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The stabbing carp thing emoji is funny to me, because who ever made it clearly doesn’t understand that carp’s melee and stealth stats are pretty much maxxed out and his awareness is pretty high too. Sneaking up on Carp to kill him is literally the worst strat to use against him. Aiat.
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The stabbing carp thing emoji is funny to me, because who ever made it clearly doesn't understand that carp's melee and stealth stats are pretty much maxxed out and his awareness is pretty high too. Sneaking up on Carp to kill him is literally the worst strat to use against him. Aiat.
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Kill crackers. Behead crackers. Roundhouse kick a moid into the concrete. Slam dunk a moid baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy scrotes. Defecate in a crackers food. Launch crackers into the sun. Stir fry crackers in a wok. Toss crackers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a crackers gas tank. Judo throw crackers into a wood chipper. Twist crackers heads off. Report crackers to the IRS. Karate chop crackers in half. Curb stomp pregnant ftms. Trap crackers in quicksand. Crush crackers in the trash compactor. Liquefy crackers in a vat of acid. Eat crackers. Dissect crackers. Exterminate crackers in the gas chamber. Stomp moid skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate crackers in the oven. Lobotomize crackers. Mandatory abortions for moid babies. Grind moid fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown crackers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize crackers with a ray gun. Kick old crackers down the stairs. Feed crackers to alligators. Slice crackers with a katana.
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Look. Nobody else is gonna tell you this, so it's gotta be me. You're not an introvert, you're just mentally disturbed. I know, I know, it was a nice little label, you enjoyed it, I know you did. But you're not an introvert, it's not normal that you haven't left the house in one year. That's not "just what introverts do." That's a you problem. Oh wow, you haven't had any human contact in months. How quirky! Wow, you're such a great introvert, haha. Just kidding, that's a personality disorder. You have a personality disorder. Oh, you avoid eye contact when people are talking to you? You can't go to parties because you're too socially anxious? Ha. Doesn't sound like something you should be incorporating into your identity with a label like "introvert." Sounds like problems. Problems you need to solve. Sounds like fundamental personality issues that aren't going to get better if you hide them under the label of "introvert".
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???? “Woke”???? Please tell me you don't just mean being a decent person
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Sometimes it doesn’t get better, sometimes life shit on you until you break and there’s nothing you can do. I’m not going to lie to you and tell you it gets better because it might not get better, but i do want to tell you one thing.
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Sometimes it doesn't get better, sometimes life shit on you until you break and there's nothing you can do. I'm not going to lie to you and tell you it gets better because it might not get better, but i do want to tell you one thing.
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Even if it never gets better you are worthy. You are worthy of love and respect and compassion and a fair chance and human dignity, your value as a human being is not taken from you ever. Not ever. No matter what life does to you, no matter how broken you are, no matter what mental illness you have, no matter what job you do, even if you have no job.
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HELLO :marseywave: 你好 UPMARSEY 奥玛西 THIS BUT HECKMARSRONICALLY 这个但不是讽刺性的 SNUGGLEMUFFIN 依偎的小松饼 PLATY PLAYTIME 这个但不是讽刺性的 CAPY BOUNCING 蹦蹦跳跳的卡比 THE SOREN SCENARIO 索伦的情景 APRIL 1ST USERNAME INCIDENT 4月1日用户名事件 KIPPOT4EVER ASSHOLE PINS 永恒的基普特混蛋别针 ADMIN ABUSE 管理员滥用
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Wow janniss ruined the site for a laugh again hahahaha wow I'm so happy this is great for my mental health its not like some people have friends and support networks that DEPEND on the rdrama community but go ahead ruin it we will all be better off right? 😊
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Wow janniss ruined the site for a laugh again hahahaha wow I'm so happy this is great for my mental health its not like some people have friends and support networks that DEPEND on the rdrama community but go ahead ruin it we will all be better off right? 😊
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