From c6e9f7b216fd88e0d16e15741a1857fef6dd9103 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Aevann Date: Tue, 25 Jul 2023 19:34:02 +0300 Subject: [PATCH] do this https://rdrama.net/h/vidya/post/190712/neopets-names-john-legend-as-its/4655386#context --- snappy_rDrama.txt | 5 +++-- 1 file changed, 3 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-) diff --git a/snappy_rDrama.txt b/snappy_rDrama.txt index 2871d935e..416f27b5d 100644 --- a/snappy_rDrama.txt +++ b/snappy_rDrama.txt @@ -1136,7 +1136,8 @@ Game on. I used to work at an abortion clinic and I saw some extremely fucked up shit there which is why I'm so anti-abortion now. This is just SOME of the horrible stuff I personally witnessed: • ⁠A 23 year old woman came in 11 months into her pregnancy and said "I don't want my stupid baby anymore, kill it" and the doctor said "okay" and he put jumper cables up her baby hole and connected them to a car battery and let it run for six days straight • ⁠A little 8-year old girl wandered in and said "I want an abortion but I am not pregnant" and the doctor said "we'll fix that" and he stole a baby and cut the girl open and put the baby inside her and sewed her shut and then woke the girl up and said "congratulations it's a healthy six year old boy" and the girl said "can I keep him" and the doctor said no and then backed over her in the parking lot with his brand new Ford Raptor -• ⁠They made me sign an agreement promising to stop drinking from the medical waste container (I signed somebody else's name) • ⁠One of the doctors there developed a futuristic ray gun that could make anything he shot have an abortion, even trees, cars, or barns +• ⁠They made me sign an agreement promising to stop drinking from the medical waste container (I signed somebody else's name) +• ⁠One of the doctors there developed a futuristic ray gun that could make anything he shot have an abortion, even trees, cars, or barns • ⁠The receptionist threw nail polish at an elderly man • ⁠The doctor's assistant invented this thing she called "the silly slide" and it was a really fun little water slide that connected a woman's vagina to a paper shredder so a newborn baby could briefly "enjoy the high life" • ⁠The oldest child we aborted was in his late 70s, we didn't even know he was a baby until his wife brought in photos @@ -3956,4 +3957,4 @@ So there you have it, the clever fusion of SloppyJosh and Bimothy: SlimothyJash, {[para]} why wont the white people just fucking STOP :derpwhy: {[para]} -Hi !catholics! God is great! :pray: \ No newline at end of file +Hi !catholics! God is great! :pray: