diff --git a/files/events/helpers/jinja.py b/files/events/helpers/jinja.py
index 62024ee97..5acf9e82f 100644
--- a/files/events/helpers/jinja.py
+++ b/files/events/helpers/jinja.py
@@ -17,8 +17,12 @@ EVENT_JINJA_CONST = {
 	"EVENT_VISITORS_HERE_FLAVOR": [
 		' santa enjoyers kissing under a misletoe',
 		' bringing up family drama at Christmas dinner',
-		' well-behaved rule-following goodthinkers',
-		' throwing shade right now',
+		' least homoerotic dramanauts stroking their candy canes',
+		" dramanauts jingling each other's balls",
+		" average Santa deniers getting reamed by Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer",
+		" naughty listers getting coal for fistmas",
+		" plus-sized dramanauts eating Santa's cookies",
+		" dramatards having their chimney's stuffed by Santa",
 	],
 	"random": random,
 	"daysTillChristmas": daysTillChristmas,