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@ -3846,4 +3846,11 @@ It’s absolutely hilarious.
Nothing is more funny then thinking of a man forcefully entering his penis into another man’s butthole. Honestly, the thought of it makes me chuckle as some dumb young dude is like “Nnnnoooo my man hole!!” As he shamefully orgasms from another man’s rod pushing against his prostate with their boner. Then, the awkward duck walk as he holds a ton of sperm in his rectal cavity, unsure to just let it drip out on the floor or to try and blast it out with a shit or fart. It’s the most funny image in the world and if you do not agree, you need to grow up.
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Guess what!! The law of thermodynamics is meant for a CLOSED SYSTEM. Is your body a closed system? Absolutely not. The “calories in, calories out” model is BS for the majority of the population. In fact, science barely understands how calories are actually processed in the body. Body fat is typically determined by gut bacteria, hormones, and genetics rather than caloric intake. I highly recommend listening to “The Trouble with Calories” episode of the podcast “Maintenance Phase”. They analyze actual scientific sources that show that weight loss is far more complicated than the amount of calories that a person consumes.
Guess what!! The law of thermodynamics is meant for a CLOSED SYSTEM. Is your body a closed system? Absolutely not. The “calories in, calories out” model is BS for the majority of the population. In fact, science barely understands how calories are actually processed in the body. Body fat is typically determined by gut bacteria, hormones, and genetics rather than caloric intake. I highly recommend listening to “The Trouble with Calories” episode of the podcast “Maintenance Phase”. They analyze actual scientific sources that show that weight loss is far more complicated than the amount of calories that a person consumes.
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You will never be a real pizza. You have no jordans, you have no BIPOC wrangler job, you have no substance addiction. You are a wannaby train twisted by autism and narcissism into a crude mockery of rdrama's perfection.
All the “rightoid hate” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back dramatards mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, leftoids laugh at your posts behind closed doors.
Rightoids don't care about you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed chuds to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even posts that are somewhat “controversial” look uncanny and unnatural to a rightoid. Your sentence structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a rightoid to write an angry comment, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your lazy attempts at being contrarian in replies.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your rdrama username, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an autist is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably autistic.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.