diff --git a/chat/src/hooks/useEmojis.ts b/chat/src/hooks/useEmojis.ts
index d97c1500c..a3670cfec 100644
--- a/chat/src/hooks/useEmojis.ts
+++ b/chat/src/hooks/useEmojis.ts
@@ -33,7 +33,7 @@ export function useEmojis() {
 
   // Retrieve the list.
   useEffect(() => {
-    fetch("/marsey_list.json")
+    fetch("/emojis")
       .then((res) => res.json())
       .then(setEmojis)
       .catch(setError);
diff --git a/files/assets/js/emoji_modal.js b/files/assets/js/emoji_modal.js
index aaeef18db..9daeb4b09 100644
--- a/files/assets/js/emoji_modal.js
+++ b/files/assets/js/emoji_modal.js
@@ -187,10 +187,9 @@ const emojisSearchDictionary = {
 
 // get public emojis list
 const emojiRequest = new XMLHttpRequest();
-emojiRequest.open("GET", '/marsey_list.json');
+emojiRequest.open("GET", '/emojis');
 emojiRequest.setRequestHeader('xhr', 'xhr');
 emojiRequest.onload = async (e) => {
-	console.log("HERE")
 	let emojis = JSON.parse(emojiRequest.response);
 	if(! (emojis instanceof Array ))
 		throw new TypeError("[EMOJI DIALOG] rDrama's server should have sent a JSON-coded Array!");
diff --git a/files/helpers/const.py b/files/helpers/const.py
index 2d19150e8..f76149704 100644
--- a/files/helpers/const.py
+++ b/files/helpers/const.py
@@ -63,6 +63,9 @@ IS_LOCALHOST = SITE == "localhost" or SITE == "127.0.0.1" or SITE.startswith("19
 if IS_LOCALHOST: SITE_FULL = 'http://' + SITE
 else: SITE_FULL = 'https://' + SITE
 
+REDDIT_NOTIFS_CACHE_KEY = "reddit_notifications"
+MARSEYS_CACHE_KEY = "marseys"
+EMOJIS_CACHE_KEY = "emojis"
 
 if SITE_NAME == 'PCM': CC = "SPLASH MOUNTAIN"
 else: CC = "COUNTRY CLUB"
@@ -283,6 +286,7 @@ PERMS = { # Minimum admin_level to perform action.
 }
 
 FEATURES = {
+	'MARSEYS': True,
 	'MARSEYBUX': True,
 	'AWARDS': True,
 	'CHAT': True,
@@ -372,7 +376,6 @@ ERROR_MARSEYS = {
 	500: "marseycarp3",
 }
 
-EMOJI_MARSEYS = True
 EMOJI_SRCS = ['files/assets/emojis.json']
 
 PIN_LIMIT = 3
diff --git a/files/helpers/get.py b/files/helpers/get.py
index a2c1d8a9b..646d00351 100644
--- a/files/helpers/get.py
+++ b/files/helpers/get.py
@@ -95,6 +95,21 @@ def get_account(id:Union[str, int], v:Optional[User]=None, graceful=False, inclu
 	return user
 
 
+def get_accounts_dict(ids:Union[Iterable[str], Iterable[int]], v:Optional[User]=None, graceful=False, include_shadowbanned=True) -> Optional[dict[int, User]]:
+	if not ids: return {}
+	try: 
+		ids = [int(id) for id in ids]
+	except:
+		if graceful: return None
+		abort(404)
+
+	users = g.db.query(User).filter(any_(ids))
+	if not (include_shadowbanned or (v and v.can_see_shadowbanned)):
+		users = users.filter(User.shadowbanned == None)
+	users = users.all()
+	if len(users) != len(ids) and not graceful: abort(404)
+	return {u.id:u for u in users}
+
 def get_post(i:Union[str, int], v:Optional[User]=None, graceful=False) -> Optional[Submission]:
 	try: i = int(i)
 	except:
diff --git a/files/helpers/offsitementions.py b/files/helpers/offsitementions.py
index 701ca6979..c5004b0bd 100644
--- a/files/helpers/offsitementions.py
+++ b/files/helpers/offsitementions.py
@@ -40,12 +40,11 @@ def offsite_mentions_task(cache:Cache):
 			notify_mentions([send_user], user_mentions, mention_str='mention of you')
 
 def get_mentions(cache:Cache, queries:Iterable[str], reddit_notifs_users=False):
-	CACHE_KEY = 'reddit_notifications'
 	kinds = ['submission', 'comment']
 	mentions = []
 	exclude_subreddits = ['PokemonGoRaids', 'SubSimulatorGPT2', 'SubSimGPT2Interactive']
 	try:
-		after = int(cache.get(CACHE_KEY) or time.time())
+		after = int(cache.get(const.REDDIT_NOTIFS_CACHE_KEY) or time.time())
 	except:
 		print("Failed to retrieve last mention time from cache")
 		after = time.time()
diff --git a/files/routes/asset_submissions.py b/files/routes/asset_submissions.py
index 620cf1348..20605c855 100644
--- a/files/routes/asset_submissions.py
+++ b/files/routes/asset_submissions.py
@@ -9,7 +9,6 @@ from files.helpers.const import *
 from files.helpers.get import *
 from files.helpers.media import *
 from files.helpers.useractions import *
-from files.routes.static import marsey_list
 from files.routes.wrappers import *
 from files.__main__ import app, cache, limiter
 
@@ -145,7 +144,8 @@ def approve_marsey(v, name):
 	else:
 		badge_grant(badge_id=17, user=author)
 	purge_files_in_cache(f"https://{SITE}/e/{marsey.name}/webp")
-	cache.delete_memoized(marsey_list)
+	cache.delete(EMOJIS_CACHE_KEY)
+	cache.delete(MARSEYS_CACHE_KEY)
 	move(f"/asset_submissions/marseys/{name}.webp", f"files/assets/images/emojis/{marsey.name}.webp")
 
 	highquality = f"/asset_submissions/marseys/{name}"
diff --git a/files/routes/static.py b/files/routes/static.py
index 975b7d820..4ee8cd977 100644
--- a/files/routes/static.py
+++ b/files/routes/static.py
@@ -26,51 +26,39 @@ def rdrama(id, title):
 @app.get("/marseys")
 @auth_required
 def marseys(v):
-	if SITE == 'rdrama.net':
-		marseys = g.db.query(Marsey, User).join(User, Marsey.author_id == User.id).filter(Marsey.submitter_id==None)
-		sort = request.values.get("sort", "usage")
-		if sort == "usage":
-			marseys = marseys.order_by(Marsey.count.desc(), User.username).all()
-		elif sort == "added":
-			marseys = marseys.order_by(nullslast(Marsey.created_utc.desc()), User.username).all()
-		else: # implied sort == "author"
-			marseys = marseys.order_by(User.username, Marsey.count.desc()).all()
-
-		original = os.listdir("/asset_submissions/marseys/original")
-		for marsey, user in marseys:
-			for x in IMAGE_FORMATS:
+	marseys = get_marseys(g.db)
+	authors = get_accounts_dict([m.author_id for m in marseys], include_shadowbanned=False)
+	original = os.listdir("/asset_submissions/marseys/original")
+	for marsey in marseys:
+		marsey.user = authors.get(marsey.author_id)
+		for x in IMAGE_FORMATS:
 				if f'{marsey.name}.{x}' in original:
 					marsey.og = f'{marsey.name}.{x}'
 					break
-	else:
-		marseys = g.db.query(Marsey).filter(Marsey.submitter_id==None).order_by(Marsey.count.desc())
-
 	return render_template("marseys.html", v=v, marseys=marseys)
 
-@app.get("/marsey_list.json")
-@cache.memoize(timeout=600)
+@app.get("/emojis")
 def marsey_list():
-	emojis = []
+	return jsonify(get_emojis(g.db))
 
-	# From database
-	if EMOJI_MARSEYS:
-		emojis = [{
-			"name": emoji.name,
-			"author": author if SITE == 'rdrama.net' or author == "anton-d" else None,
-			# yikes, I don't really like this DB schema. Next time be better
-			"tags": emoji.tags.split(" ") + [emoji.name[len("marsey"):] \
-						if emoji.name.startswith("marsey") else emoji.name],
-			"count": emoji.count,
-			"class": "Marsey"
-		} for emoji, author in g.db.query(Marsey, User.username).join(User, Marsey.author_id == User.id).filter(Marsey.submitter_id==None) \
-			.order_by(Marsey.count.desc())]
+@cache.cached(timeout=86400, key_prefix=MARSEYS_CACHE_KEY)
+def get_marseys(db:scoped_session):
+	if not FEATURES['MARSEYS']: return []
+	marseys = []
+	for marsey, author in db.query(Marsey, User).join(User, Marsey.author_id == User.id).filter(Marsey.submitter_id == None).order_by(Marsey.count.desc()):
+		marsey.author = author.username if FEATURES['ASSET_SUBMISSIONS'] or author == "anton-d" else None
+		marsey.tags = marsey.tags.split(" ") + [emoji.name[len("marsey"):]]
+		setattr(marsey, "class", "Marsey")
+		marseys.append(marsey)
+	return marseys
 
-	# Static shit
+@cache.cached(timeout=600, key_prefix=EMOJIS_CACHE_KEY)
+def get_emojis(db:scoped_session):
+	emojis = get_marseys(db)
 	for src in EMOJI_SRCS:
 		with open(src, "r", encoding="utf-8") as f:
 			emojis = emojis + json.load(f)
-
-	return jsonify(emojis)
+	return emojis
 
 @app.get('/sidebar')
 @auth_desired
diff --git a/files/templates/marseys.html b/files/templates/marseys.html
index 9d76c2852..abd0c9a0e 100644
--- a/files/templates/marseys.html
+++ b/files/templates/marseys.html
@@ -5,15 +5,15 @@
 <div class="overflow-x-auto mt-3"><table class="table table-striped mb-5">
 <thead class="bg-primary text-white">
 	<tr>
-		<th>#</th>
-		<th>Name</th>
+		<th onclick="sort_table(0)">#</th>
+		<th onclick="sort_table(1)">Name</th>
 		<th>Marsey</th>
-		<th>Usage</th>
+		<th onclick="sort_table(2)">Usage</th>
 		{% if SITE == 'rdrama.net' %}
-			<th><a href="?sort=author">Author</a></th>
-			<th><a href="?sort=added">Added on</a></th>
-			<th>Original File</th>
+			<th onclick="sort_table(4)">Author</th>
 		{% endif %}
+		<th onclick="sort_table(5)">Added on</th>
+		<th>Original File</th>
 	</tr>
 </thead>
 <tbody id="marseys-table">
@@ -43,8 +43,7 @@
 		</tr>
 	{% endfor %}
 {% endif %}
-
 </tbody>
 </table>
-
+<script defer src="{{'js/sort_table.js' | asset}}"></script>
 {% endblock %}