diff --git a/files/routes/asset_submissions.py b/files/routes/asset_submissions.py
index 144a023fb..02b5f5ae1 100644
--- a/files/routes/asset_submissions.py
+++ b/files/routes/asset_submissions.py
@@ -183,8 +183,6 @@ def approve_emoji(v, name):
 	
 
 	cache.delete("emojis")
-	if emoji.kind == "Marsey":
-		cache.delete("marseys")
 
 	purge_files_in_cache(f"https://{SITE}/e/{emoji.name}/webp")
 
@@ -493,8 +491,6 @@ def update_emoji(v):
 	g.db.add(ma)
 
 	cache.delete("emojis")
-	if existing.kind == "Marsey":
-		cache.delete("marseys")
 
 	return render_template("admin/update_assets.html", v=v, msg=f"'{name}' updated successfully!", name=name, tags=tags, kind=kind, type="Emoji")
 
diff --git a/files/routes/static.py b/files/routes/static.py
index e8a446af5..1bd8e82a9 100644
--- a/files/routes/static.py
+++ b/files/routes/static.py
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 import os
 from shutil import copyfile
 
-from sqlalchemy import func
+from sqlalchemy import func, nullslast
 from files.helpers.media import *
 
 import files.helpers.stats as statshelper
@@ -41,35 +41,39 @@ def reddit_post(subreddit, v, path):
 	return redirect(f'https://{reddit}/{post_id}')
 
 
-@cache.cached(key_prefix="marseys")
-def get_marseys(db:scoped_session):
-	if not FEATURES['MARSEYS']: return []
-	marseys = []
-	for marsey, author in db.query(Emoji, User).join(User, Emoji.author_id == User.id).filter(Emoji.kind == "Marsey", Emoji.submitter_id == None).order_by(Emoji.count.desc()):
-		marsey.author = author.username if FEATURES['ASSET_SUBMISSIONS'] else None
-		marseys.append(marsey)
-	return marseys
-
 @app.get("/marseys")
 @limiter.limit(DEFAULT_RATELIMIT)
 @limiter.limit(DEFAULT_RATELIMIT, key_func=get_ID)
 @auth_required
 def marseys(v:User):
-
-	if SITE_NAME != 'rDrama':
+	if SITE_NAME != 'rDrama' or not FEATURES['MARSEYS']:
 		abort(404)
 
-	marseys = get_marseys(g.db)
-	authors = get_accounts_dict([m.author_id for m in marseys], v=v, graceful=True)
+	marseys = g.db.query(Emoji, User).join(User, Emoji.author_id == User.id).filter(Emoji.kind == "Marsey", Emoji.submitter_id==None)
+
+	next_exists = marseys.count()
+
+	sort = request.values.get("sort")
+	if sort == "author":
+		marseys = marseys.order_by(User.username, Emoji.count.desc())
+	elif sort == "added_on":
+		marseys = marseys.order_by(nullslast(Emoji.created_utc.desc()), User.username)
+	else: # implied sort == "usage"
+		marseys = marseys.order_by(Emoji.count.desc(), User.username)
+
+	try: page = max(int(request.values.get("page", 1)), 1)
+	except: page = 1
+
+	marseys = marseys.offset(PAGE_SIZE*(page-1)).limit(PAGE_SIZE).all()
+
 	original = os.listdir("/asset_submissions/emojis/original")
-	for marsey in marseys:
-		marsey.user = authors.get(marsey.author_id)
+	for marsey, user in marseys:
 		for x in IMAGE_FORMATS:
 			if f'{marsey.name}.{x}' in original:
 				marsey.og = f'{marsey.name}.{x}'
 				break
-	return render_template("marseys.html", v=v, marseys=marseys)
 
+	return render_template("marseys.html", v=v, marseys=marseys, page=page, next_exists=next_exists, sort=sort)
 
 
 @cache.cached(key_prefix="emojis")
diff --git a/files/templates/marseys.html b/files/templates/marseys.html
index 99d89d0f6..8496f13a6 100644
--- a/files/templates/marseys.html
+++ b/files/templates/marseys.html
@@ -5,28 +5,25 @@
 <div class="overflow-x-auto mt-3"><table class="table table-striped mb-5">
 <thead class="bg-primary text-white">
 	<tr>
-		<th>#</th>
 		<th>Name</th>
 		<th>Marsey</th>
-		<th>Usage</th>
+		<th class="disable-sort-click"><a href="/marseys" {% if sort=="usage" %}disabled{% endif %}>Usage</a></th>
 		{% if FEATURES['ASSET_SUBMISSIONS'] %}
-			<th>Author</th>
+			<th class="disable-sort-click"><a href="?sort=author" {% if sort=="author" %}disabled{% endif %}>Author</a></th>
 		{% endif %}
-		<th>Added on</th>
+		<th class="disable-sort-click"><a href="?sort=added_on" {% if sort=="added_on" %}disabled{% endif %}>Added on</a></th>
 		{% if FEATURES['ASSET_SUBMISSIONS'] %}
 			<th>Original File</th>
 		{% endif %}
 	</tr>
 </thead>
 <tbody id="marseys-table">
-{% for marsey in marseys %}
+{% for marsey, user in marseys %}
 <tr>
-	<td>{{loop.index}}</td>
 	<td>{{marsey.name}}</td>
 	<td><img class="marsey" loading="lazy" data-bs-toggle="tooltip" alt=":#{{marsey.name}}:" title=":{{marsey.name}}:" src="/e/{{marsey.name}}.webp"></td>
 	<td>{{marsey.count}}</td>
 	{% if FEATURES['ASSET_SUBMISSIONS'] %}
-	{% set user = marsey.user %}
 	<td>{% include "user_in_table.html" %}</td>
 	{% endif %}
 	<td data-sort-key="{{marsey.created_utc or 0}}" {% if marsey.created_utc != None %}data-time="{{marsey.created_utc}}"{% endif %}></td>
@@ -43,3 +40,7 @@
 </table>
 
 {% endblock %}
+
+{% block pagenav %}
+{% include "pagination.html" %}
+{% endblock %}