diff --git a/files/assets/js/comments+submission_listing.js b/files/assets/js/comments+submission_listing.js
index c081efc81..7642585db 100644
--- a/files/assets/js/comments+submission_listing.js
+++ b/files/assets/js/comments+submission_listing.js
@@ -50,7 +50,9 @@ function popclick(e) {
 		popover.getElementsByClassName('pop-banner')[0].src = author["bannerurl"]
 		popover.getElementsByClassName('pop-picture')[0].src = author["profile_url"]
 		popover.getElementsByClassName('pop-username')[0].innerHTML = author["username"]
-		popover.getElementsByClassName('pop-bio')[0].innerHTML = author["bio_html"]
+		if (popover.getElementsByClassName('pop-bio').length > 0) {
+			popover.getElementsByClassName('pop-bio')[0].innerHTML = author["bio_html"]
+		}
 		popover.getElementsByClassName('pop-postcount')[0].innerHTML = author["post_count"]
 		popover.getElementsByClassName('pop-commentcount')[0].innerHTML = author["comment_count"]
 		popover.getElementsByClassName('pop-coins')[0].innerHTML = author["coins"]
diff --git a/files/classes/user.py b/files/classes/user.py
index 74a75fe28..e39d29cf8 100644
--- a/files/classes/user.py
+++ b/files/classes/user.py
@@ -592,8 +592,9 @@ class User(Base):
 	@property
 	@lazy
 	def banner_url(self):
-		if self.bannerurl: return self.bannerurl
-		else: return f"/i/{SITE_NAME}/site_preview.webp?v=3001"
+		if FEATURES['USERS_PROFILE_BANNER'] and self.bannerurl:
+			return self.bannerurl
+		return f"/i/{SITE_NAME}/site_preview.webp?v=3001"
 
 	@property
 	@lazy
diff --git a/files/helpers/const.py b/files/helpers/const.py
index a58254c37..168f9e962 100644
--- a/files/helpers/const.py
+++ b/files/helpers/const.py
@@ -151,8 +151,11 @@ FEATURES = {
 	'PRONOUNS': False,
 	'BADGES': True,
 	'HOUSES': False,
-	'USERS_SUICIDE': True,
 	'GAMBLING': True,
+	'USERS_PROFILE_BANNER': True,
+	'USERS_PROFILE_BODYTEXT': True,
+	'USERS_PROFILE_SONG': True,
+	'USERS_SUICIDE': True,
 	'MARKUP_COMMANDS': True,
 }
 
@@ -332,8 +335,11 @@ elif SITE == 'lgbdropthet.com':
 	FEATURES['AWARDS'] = False
 	FEATURES['CHAT'] = False
 	FEATURES['BADGES'] = False
-	FEATURES['USERS_SUICIDE'] = False
 	FEATURES['GAMBLING'] = False
+	FEATURES['USERS_PROFILE_BANNER'] = False
+	FEATURES['USERS_PROFILE_BODYTEXT'] = False
+	FEATURES['USERS_PROFILE_SONG'] = False
+	FEATURES['USERS_SUICIDE'] = False
 	FEATURES['MARKUP_COMMANDS'] = False
 
 	EMOJI_MARSEYS = False
diff --git a/files/routes/settings.py b/files/routes/settings.py
index 24f65a49c..fd76b9db2 100644
--- a/files/routes/settings.py
+++ b/files/routes/settings.py
@@ -144,7 +144,7 @@ def settings_profile_post(v):
 
 
 
-	elif request.values.get("friends"):
+	elif FEATURES['USERS_PROFILE_BODYTEXT'] and request.values.get("friends"):
 		friends = request.values.get("friends")[:500]
 
 		friends_html = sanitize(friends)
@@ -170,7 +170,7 @@ def settings_profile_post(v):
 							   msg="Your friends list has been updated.")
 
 
-	elif request.values.get("enemies"):
+	elif FEATURES['USERS_PROFILE_BODYTEXT'] and request.values.get("enemies"):
 		enemies = request.values.get("enemies")[:500]
 
 		enemies_html = sanitize(enemies)
@@ -196,7 +196,8 @@ def settings_profile_post(v):
 							   msg="Your enemies list has been updated.")
 
 
-	elif request.values.get("bio") or request.files.get('file'):
+	elif FEATURES['USERS_PROFILE_BODYTEXT'] and \
+			(request.values.get("bio") or request.files.get('file')):
 		bio = request.values.get("bio")[:1500]
 
 		bio += process_files()
@@ -536,6 +537,9 @@ def settings_images_profile(v):
 @limiter.limit("1/second;30/minute;200/hour;1000/day", key_func=lambda:f'{SITE}-{session.get("lo_user")}')
 @auth_required
 def settings_images_banner(v):
+	if not FEATURES['USERS_PROFILE_BANNER']:
+		abort(403)
+
 	if request.headers.get("cf-ipcountry") == "T1": return {"error":"Image uploads are not allowed through TOR."}, 403
 
 	file = request.files["banner"]
@@ -746,6 +750,8 @@ def settings_name_change(v):
 @limiter.limit("3/second;10/day", key_func=lambda:f'{SITE}-{session.get("lo_user")}')
 @auth_required
 def settings_song_change_mp3(v):
+	if not FEATURES['USERS_PROFILE_SONG']:
+		abort(403)
 
 	file = request.files['file']
 	if file.content_type != 'audio/mpeg':
@@ -776,6 +782,9 @@ def settings_song_change_mp3(v):
 @limiter.limit("3/second;10/day", key_func=lambda:f'{SITE}-{session.get("lo_user")}')
 @auth_required
 def settings_song_change(v):
+	if not FEATURES['USERS_PROFILE_SONG']:
+		abort(403)
+
 	song=request.values.get("song").strip()
 
 	if song == "" and v.song:
diff --git a/files/templates/comments.html b/files/templates/comments.html
index 1cc43559c..94bf92506 100644
--- a/files/templates/comments.html
+++ b/files/templates/comments.html
@@ -21,9 +21,12 @@
 				<h5 class="pop-username text-truncate text-black"></h5>
 				</div>
 			</div>
+
+			{% if FEATURES['USERS_PROFILE_BODYTEXT'] -%}
 			<div class="px-3">
 				<span class="pop-bio popover-bio text-black"></span>
 			</div>
+			{%- endif %}
 
 			{% if FEATURES['BADGES'] -%}
 			<div class="pop-badges ml-3 mr-3 my-2">
diff --git a/files/templates/settings_profile.html b/files/templates/settings_profile.html
index 3c306b5be..58b95cb32 100644
--- a/files/templates/settings_profile.html
+++ b/files/templates/settings_profile.html
@@ -242,6 +242,8 @@
 				</div>
 
 			</div>
+
+			{% if FEATURES['USERS_PROFILE_BANNER'] -%}
 			<h2 class="h5">Profile Banner</h2>
 
 			<div class="settings-section rounded">
@@ -275,6 +277,7 @@
 				</div>
 
 			</div>
+			{%- endif %}
 
 			<h2 class="h5" id="referral" name="referral">Referrals</h2>
 
@@ -389,6 +392,8 @@
 								</div>
 
 							</div>
+
+							{% if FEATURES['USERS_PROFILE_SONG'] -%}
 							<div class="body d-lg-flex border-bottom">
 
 								<label class="text-black w-lg-25">Profile Anthem</label>
@@ -422,6 +427,8 @@
 								</div>
 
 							</div>
+							{%- endif %}
+
 							<div class="body d-lg-flex border-bottom">
 
 								<label class="text-black w-lg-25">Name Color</label>
@@ -599,7 +606,7 @@
 							{% endif %}
 
 
-
+							{% if FEATURES['USERS_PROFILE_BODYTEXT'] -%}
 							<div class="body d-lg-flex border-bottom">
 								
 								<label class="text-black w-lg-25">Bio</label>
@@ -671,6 +678,7 @@
 								</div>
 							
 							</div>
+							{%- endif %}
 
 
 							{% if v.patron or v.id == MOOSE_ID %}
diff --git a/files/templates/submission_listing.html b/files/templates/submission_listing.html
index d9e0e233c..478dfb515 100644
--- a/files/templates/submission_listing.html
+++ b/files/templates/submission_listing.html
@@ -24,9 +24,12 @@
 			<h5 class="pop-username text-truncate text-black"></h5>
 			</div>
 		</div>
+
+		{% if FEATURES['USERS_PROFILE_BODYTEXT'] -%}
 		<div class="px-3">
 			<span class="pop-bio popover-bio text-black"></span>
 		</div>
+		{%- endif %}
 
 		{% if FEATURES['BADGES'] -%}
 		<div class="pop-badges ml-3 mr-3 my-2">
diff --git a/files/templates/userpage.html b/files/templates/userpage.html
index 55ea71fe9..1da3d6740 100644
--- a/files/templates/userpage.html
+++ b/files/templates/userpage.html
@@ -33,7 +33,7 @@
 
 <div class="row d-none d-md-block">
 	<div class="col px-0">
-		<div class="jumbotron jumbotron-fluid jumbotron-guild d-none d-md-block" style="background-image: url({{u.banner_url}})">
+		<div class="jumbotron jumbotron-fluid jumbotron-guild d-none d-md-block" {% if FEATURES['USERS_PROFILE_BANNER'] %}style="background-image: url({{u.banner_url}})"{% endif %}>
 			<div class="jumbotron-overlay"></div>
 			<div class="w-100 my-3">
 				<div class="container-fluid nobackground">
@@ -140,22 +140,24 @@
 				</div>
 				{% if u.basedcount %}<p class="text-muted" id="profile--based">Based Count: {{u.basedcount}}</p>{% endif %}
 
-				{% if u.bio_html %}
-					<pre></pre>
-					<div class="text-muted font-weight-bolder" id="profile--bio">{{u.bio_html | safe}}</div>
-				{% else %}
-					<p class="text-muted" id="profile--bio">No bio...</p>
-				{% endif %}
+				{% if FEATURES['USERS_PROFILE_BODYTEXT'] -%}
+					{% if u.bio_html %}
+						<pre></pre>
+						<div class="text-muted font-weight-bolder" id="profile--bio">{{u.bio_html | safe}}</div>
+					{% else %}
+						<p class="text-muted" id="profile--bio">No bio...</p>
+					{% endif %}
 
-				{% if u.friends_html %}
-					<p class="text-muted font-weight-bold">Friends:</p>
-					<div id="profile--friends">{{u.friends_html | safe}}</div>
-				{% endif %}
+					{% if u.friends_html %}
+						<p class="text-muted font-weight-bold">Friends:</p>
+						<div id="profile--friends">{{u.friends_html | safe}}</div>
+					{% endif %}
 
-				{% if u.enemies_html %}
-					<p class="text-muted font-weight-bold">Enemies:</p>
-					<div id="profile--enemies">{{u.enemies_html | safe}}</div>
-				{% endif %}
+					{% if u.enemies_html %}
+						<p class="text-muted font-weight-bold">Enemies:</p>
+						<div id="profile--enemies">{{u.enemies_html | safe}}</div>
+					{% endif %}
+				{%- endif %}
 
 				{% if u.received_awards and FEATURES['AWARDS'] %}
 				<div class="text-white rounded p-2 mb-3" id="profile--awards" style="background-color: rgba(50, 50, 50, 0.6); width: 30%;">
@@ -249,7 +251,7 @@
 						<a href="/views" class="btn btn-secondary">Profile views</a>
 					{% endif %}
 
-					{% if u.song and v and (v.id == u.id or v.mute and not u.unmutable) %}
+					{% if FEATURES['USERS_PROFILE_SONG'] and u.song and v and (v.id == u.id or v.mute and not u.unmutable) %}
 						<a class="btn btn-secondary" role="button" onclick="toggle()">Toggle anthem</a>
 					{% endif %}
 
@@ -458,19 +460,22 @@
 						<br><span id="profile-mobile--lastactive">last active <span id="profile-mobile--lastactive--time" data-bs-toggle="tooltip" data-bs-placement="bottom" onmouseover="timestamp('profile-mobile--lastactive--time','{{u.last_active}}')" class="font-weight-bold">{{u.last_active_date}}</span></span>
 					{%- endif %}
 				</div>
-				{% if u.bio_html %}
-					<div class="text-muted text-break" id="profile-mobile--bio">{{u.bio_html | safe}}</div>
-				{% endif %}
 
-				{% if u.friends_html %}
-					<p class="text-muted font-weight-bold mt-3">Friends:</p>
-					<div id="profile-mobile--friends">{{u.friends_html | safe}}</div>
-				{% endif %}
+				{% if FEATURES['USERS_PROFILE_BODYTEXT'] -%}
+					{% if u.bio_html %}
+						<div class="text-muted text-break" id="profile-mobile--bio">{{u.bio_html | safe}}</div>
+					{% endif %}
 
-				{% if u.enemies_html %}
-					<p class="text-muted font-weight-bold mt-3">Enemies:</p>
-					<div id="profile-mobile--enemies">{{u.enemies_html | safe}}</div>
-				{% endif %}
+					{% if u.friends_html %}
+						<p class="text-muted font-weight-bold mt-3">Friends:</p>
+						<div id="profile-mobile--friends">{{u.friends_html | safe}}</div>
+					{% endif %}
+
+					{% if u.enemies_html %}
+						<p class="text-muted font-weight-bold mt-3">Enemies:</p>
+						<div id="profile-mobile--enemies">{{u.enemies_html | safe}}</div>
+					{% endif %}
+				{%- endif %}
 
 				{% if u.received_awards and FEATURES['AWARDS'] %}
 				<div class="text-white rounded p-2 my-3 text-center" id="profile-mobile--awards" style="background-color: rgba(50, 50, 50, 0.6);">
@@ -509,7 +514,7 @@
 					<a href="/views" class="btn btn-secondary">Profile views</a>
 				{% endif %}
 
-				{% if u.song and v and (v.id == u.id or v.mute and not u.unmutable) %}
+				{% if FEATURES['USERS_PROFILE_SONG'] and u.song and v and (v.id == u.id or v.mute and not u.unmutable) %}
 					<a class="btn btn-secondary" role="button" onclick="toggle()">Toggle anthem</a>
 				{% endif %}
 
@@ -770,7 +775,7 @@
 
 </div>
 
-{% if u.song %}
+{% if FEATURES['USERS_PROFILE_SONG'] and u.song %}
 	{% if v and v.id == u.id %}
 		<div id="v_username" class="d-none">{{v.username}}</div>
 	{% else %}
diff --git a/files/templates/util/assetcache.html b/files/templates/util/assetcache.html
index 302320ad8..dbf447130 100644
--- a/files/templates/util/assetcache.html
+++ b/files/templates/util/assetcache.html
@@ -18,7 +18,7 @@ set CACHE_VER = {
 
 	'js/award_modal.js': 253,
 	'js/bootstrap.js': 275,
-	'js/comments+submission_listing.js': 264,
+	'js/comments+submission_listing.js': 265,
 	'js/submission_listing.js': 261,
 	'js/emoji_modal.js': 312,
 	'js/formatting.js': 240,