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@@ -1187,8 +1187,6 @@ You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and te
 Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a mutt is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably in America. This is your fate.
 This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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-{[para]}
 As a mom of 2 queer teenage individuals, hell yeah.
 {[para]}
 I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
@@ -1831,29 +1829,6 @@ One time, there was guy directly behind me an my nephews, and he was talking to
 {[para]}
 First
 {[para]}
-Carp bows to Bardfinn.
-In contact with Admin
-Possess woman-like abilities.
-Control Internet with an iron but fair fist.
-Own over 60 subreddits globally.
-Will bankroll the first reddit on Mars (Bardit will be be the first reddit).
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood lines.
-Can destroy entire subreddits with a single email.
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth.
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bardfinn babies.
-Is said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51.
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of one angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them.
-The Tunguska event in 1908 was actually the Bardfinn arriving on planet Earth. How else do you think they got their birthing person last name and how else do you explain the exponential acceleration in technological and scientific development since then?
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world.
-You likely have Bardbots inside you right now.
-Bardfinn is in regular communication with Aimee Challenor, forwarding the word of Spez to the average redditor. Who do you think set up the meeting between the wins & the Chapo Traphouse high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Reddit leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bardfinn bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week.
-Invented post-anabelian froeboid geometrics, a complex field of mathematics which only they can comprehend fully.
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with them. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bardfinn.
-All major philosophers and scientists have made reference to them in one way or another.
-She is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society.
-In reality, she is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know her ultimate plans yet. We hope she's a benevolent being.
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 Hiding the modlog is unironically something we can't stand for. Transparent moderation is the only thing that makes this site any better from Reddit in regards to free speech while still not being r-slurred like Ruqqus.
 {[para]}
 Promoting anarchofascism for 9 years and counting.
@@ -2793,8 +2768,6 @@ They have totally forsaken any level of introspection and understanding because
 {[para]}
 Hehehe you think you've escaped... But then you stumble upon a random interracial commercial (like all of them are 🤣) and BOOM your thoughts go right there! To that tasty BBC he must have 😏 in second you are feeding yourself porn and end up cumming like a fountain 🖤🤍 BBC WINS!
 {[para]}
-Kill Soren. Behead Soren. Roundhouse kick Soren into the concrete. Slam dunk a baby Soren into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Soren. Defecate in Soren's food. Launch Soren into the sun. Stir fry Soren in a wok. Toss Soren into active volcanoes. Urinate into Soren's gas tank. Judo throw Soren into a wood chipper. Twist Soren's head off. Report Soren to the IRS. Karate chop Soren in half. Curb stomp pregnant Soren. Trap Soren in quicksand. Crush Soren in the trash compactor. Liquify Soren in a vat of acid. Eat Soren. Dissect Soren. Exterminate Soren in the gas chamber. Stomp Soren's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Soren in the oven. Lobotomize Soren. Mandatory abortions for Soren. Grind Soren fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Soren in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Soren with a ray gun. Kick old Soren down the stairs. Feed Soren to alligators. Slice Soren with a katana.
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 I'm not going to let you have the last word but rhetorically I've demolished you
 {[para]}
 You will never be a trans woman. You have a womb, you have ovaries, you have eggs. You are a biofoid twisted by estrogen and nature into a crude mockery of surgery's perfection.
@@ -2979,8 +2952,6 @@ Even if it never gets better you are worthy. You are worthy of love and respect
 {[para]}
 Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me to 5 other internet users. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards, Albanian virus
 {[para]}
-HELLO :marseywave: 你好 UPMARSEY 奥玛西 THIS BUT HECKMARSRONICALLY 这个但不是讽刺性的 SNUGGLEMUFFIN 依偎的小松饼 PLATY PLAYTIME 这个但不是讽刺性的 CAPY BOUNCING 蹦蹦跳跳的卡比 THE SOREN SCENARIO 索伦的情景 APRIL 1ST USERNAME INCIDENT 4月1日用户名事件 KIPPOT4EVER ASSHOLE PINS 永恒的基普特混蛋别针 ADMIN ABUSE 管理员滥用
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 My fiancée is 5'8", really strong, but I've quietly learned over the years that there's quite a gap between me and her in regards to brute physical strength. She's strong but I'm just on another level. I can't imagine the roles being reversed.
 
 It makes me think of how Black Widow fights bigger, stronger opponents in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. She puts her weight behind her punches, uses her body weight for throws, always disarms, and uses her guns and whatever else she can get her hands on while Captain ameriKKKa is right next to her, simply punching and kicking people.
@@ -3030,32 +3001,6 @@ Where is our compensation? If you want to talk about things being fair and equit
 
 You can't have it both ways, so pay up.
 {[para]}
-Dear Steve Huffman, u/spez
-
-And the Board of Directors of Advance Publications and of Reddit, Inc.
-
-I am known for being verbose. So, in this instance, let me be as brief as possible:
-
-Spez had some conversations with Elon Musk — the owner and CEO of one of Reddit's **direct competitors** —
-
-And he came away from those conversations with ideas on how to “run Reddit” which, when put into motion,
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-have led to **Reddit Admin Policies** that kneecapped moderators three times in a row (PushShift, then mod bots, then the third party apps mods use in place of the official app),
-
-Which resulted in the site exploding in protests and riots, decade-old user accounts deleting in protest, entire communities migrating to anyplace else (that's not Twitter), the people who volunteered their time and energy and expertise to keep community on this site walking away, the burning of literally decades of stakeholder expertise and skills, and damage to the goodwill and profitability of Reddit,
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-And the bigoted, violent harassers whom we finally got to decamp off to Twitter and back to 4chan in 2022 returning in force to Reddit to resume slandering and harassing moderators and communities, and celebrating the idea of bringing online their hate brigades to vote out any moderators foolish enough to stick around after Spez sneered at them —?
-
-Your takeaway from conversations with the transphobic white supremacist who runs your business competition was to implement his ideas of running off all the good faith users and making your site inhospitable to advertisers —?
-
-Dear Boards of Directors:
-
-Start your candidate search. You have grounds. Act on them.
-
-Signed,
-
-u/Bardfinn
-{[para]}
 It's disgusting that Mayos get to celebrate Cinco de Mayo, but there's no Cinco de Latinx.
 {[para]}
 You severely underestimate the depravity of the moid psyche. Or the existence of ball busting femdom porn. Ouch. Youch. Youcherinos.
@@ -3328,11 +3273,6 @@ The year is 2032. The Kiwi Times has long been declared a terrorist publication
 
 “We are so back.”
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-Object class: fish
-Containment Procedures: ████████████████████████████with three g's ███████████████████████████████████████████████████capybara imprisonment system██████████████
-Description: ██bardfinn █████████████████████████████████████████████████████████fish award█████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████gay cat website ███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████subject’s genitals█████████████████████████████████████████████
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 I would literally never stop trying to impregnate you. Every day I would wake you up by coming inside of you and every night I would cum in you right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside you. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that you'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into you like an animal and slather you in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if you're already pregnant, I'll fuck you while you're pregnant and you'll get double pregnant. I'll fill you with so much cum every day that you'll look pregnant even when you're not (which you'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make you as fertile as possible. I'd give you fertility drugs, I'd give you prostate massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let you go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake you home made lactation inducing biscuits to help you get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that you'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day.
 {[para]}
 Have a reddit day!