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--git a/files/assets/images/emojis/marseywaywardvagabond.webp b/files/assets/images/emojis/marseywaywardvagabond.webp new file mode 100644 index 000000000..9474e4610 Binary files /dev/null and b/files/assets/images/emojis/marseywaywardvagabond.webp differ diff --git a/files/assets/images/emojis/stabler.webp b/files/assets/images/emojis/stabler.webp new file mode 100644 index 000000000..aafe0b0af Binary files /dev/null and b/files/assets/images/emojis/stabler.webp differ diff --git a/seed-db.sql b/seed-db.sql index 977209f9a..773471c38 100644 --- a/seed-db.sql +++ b/seed-db.sql @@ -1632,6 +1632,7 @@ INSERT INTO public.emojis (name, kind, author_id, tags) VALUES ('carpexcited','Carp',2,'animated happy flap stim dance squee'), ('carpfans','Carp',2,'fish fussy onlyfans porn whore thot carpathianflorist fish admin moderator jannie prostitute'), ('carpfisherman','Carp',2,'admin janny bait caught mod sardine srdine carpathianflorist jannie'), +('carpflirt','Carp',2,'flirt zoom eyelashes shy 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INSERT INTO public.emojis (name, kind, author_id, tags) VALUES ('marseybattered','Marsey',2,'blackeye domestic violence black eye marseyismywaifu bardfinn steve akins penny beaten bruised housewife abused punished injured stockholm deserved'), ('marseybdtf','Marsey',2,'kanye beautiful dark twisted fantasy mbdtf'), ('marseybeach','Marsey',2,'beach mojito cocktail summer hat sunglasses glasses hot tan vacation relax'), +('marseybeachtowel','Marsey',2,'summer beach towel drink june july august warm hot relax'), ('marseybean','Marsey',2,'bean uwu adorable'), ('marseybeanadorable','Marsey',2,'bean uwu innocent'), ('marseybeanangry','Marsey',2,'bean angry mad furious'), @@ -3934,6 +3937,7 @@ INSERT INTO public.emojis (name, kind, author_id, tags) VALUES ('marseymap2','Marsey',2,'map geography topographical paper navigation chart cartography location place'), ('marseymar','Marsey',2,'dexter lab foid destruction irritating annoying sister cartoon network pigtails'), ('marseymarch','Marsey',2,'retard groyper march fat pepe drool hallway'), +('marseymarcusbeachtowel','Marsey',2,'summer beach towel drink june july august warm hot relax'), ('marseymarfan','Marsey',2,'cumtown chud indian curry pajeet bipoc brown black glasses janny admin'), ('marseymariachi','Marsey',2,'animated latinx latino mexican mexico beaner taco burrito'), ('marseymario','Marsey',2,'mario nintendo vidya nintendo marseyo'), @@ -5058,6 +5062,7 @@ INSERT INTO public.emojis (name, kind, author_id, tags) VALUES ('marseywave2','Marsey',2,'waving hi hello cya bye later animated'), ('marseywave3','Marsey',2,'farewell cya l8r wave reaction waving animated so long'), ('marseywaveexcited','Marsey',2,'marsey wave excited wpd'), +('marseywaywardvagabond','Marsey',2,'homestuck'), ('marseywebshit','Marsey',2,'shit web js react javascript webdev slackernews code codecels hackernews'), ('marseyweeb','Marsey',2,'neckbeard sword fedora kitana'), ('marseyweenie','Marsey',2,'camp summer fire cook'), @@ -5692,6 +5697,7 @@ INSERT INTO public.emojis (name, kind, author_id, tags) VALUES ('squirreljak','Wojak',2,'squirrel nuts squirreljak love thisguy soyjak soysquirrel squirrelsoy'), ('srdinepoppy','Misc',2,'poppy popcorn reddit srdine subredditdrama'), ('stab','Classic',2,'stab animated emoticon kill murder knife england'), +('stabler','Misc',2,'elliot sickfuck svu'), ('stalinjam','Misc',2,'soviet ussr commie communist'), ('star','Classic',2,'star animated smile'), ('stare','Classic',2,'stare emoticon look watch'), diff --git a/snappy_rDrama.txt b/snappy_rDrama.txt index 061269ed5..e701b1b39 100644 --- a/snappy_rDrama.txt +++ b/snappy_rDrama.txt @@ -3875,4 +3875,19 @@ https://i.rdrama.net/images/16878911799826534.webp {[para]} https://i.rdrama.net/images/16882590344918864.webp {[para]} -If I ever see you in real life I'll fucking make you eat cement. You got that, bitch? If it wasn't your mom coming downstairs to the basement each night to bring you a plate of chicken tenders, you would be dead with droll running into the cracks of your cheeto dust covered keyboard. I bet you weight about 400 pounds and have a string tied to your dick you use so you can piss. The fact you have to keep making new accounts suggest you need a new hobby. Stop being a piece of shit troll and find something creative to do. You only have so much time left before your arteries clog and Coonrod lowers your 2000 pounds casket into the ground with a fucking crane. \ No newline at end of file +If I ever see you in real life I'll fucking make you eat cement. You got that, bitch? If it wasn't your mom coming downstairs to the basement each night to bring you a plate of chicken tenders, you would be dead with droll running into the cracks of your cheeto dust covered keyboard. I bet you weight about 400 pounds and have a string tied to your dick you use so you can piss. The fact you have to keep making new accounts suggest you need a new hobby. Stop being a piece of shit troll and find something creative to do. You only have so much time left before your arteries clog and Coonrod lowers your 2000 pounds casket into the ground with a fucking crane. +{[para]} +A girl.... :doomergirl: AND on rdrama? :marseyhappytears: Whoa mama! :marseyohno: :marseyohno: Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing :marseyblowkiss: ! *eyes pop out* :marseyohno: :marseyohno: :marseyohno: :marseyblowkiss: AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* :marseyohno::marseyohno::marseyohno: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF :marseytrans: :marseytrans: *tongue bursts out of the out uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* :marseyretard2: :marseyretard2: :marseyretard2: :marseyretard2: :marseyretard2: WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr , +:marseynut: :marseynut: :marseynut::marseytrollcrazy: :marseytrollcrazy: *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* 💘 Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt*😍 :marseylove: :marseylove: ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum :marseybongo: :marseybongo: :marseybongo: *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* 🥛🐄🥛 :marseymommymilkers: :marseymommymilkers: :marseymommymilkers: BABY WANTS TO FUCK ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ *inhales from the gas tank* :marseysniff: :marseysniff: :marseysniff: honka honka honka honka :marseysteer: :marseysteer: *masturabtes furiously* :!marseycoomer: :!marseycoomer: :marseynut: :marseynut: :marseynut:🍆🍆💦💦💦💦ohhhh my gooooodd~ :marseygigaretard: :marseygigaretard: :marseygigaretard: +{[para]} +You will never be a real Trump. You have no makeup, you have no foreign wife, you have no catchy nicknames for your opponents. You are an establishment rethuglican twisted by attention and transgenders into a crude mockery of God's chosen candidate. + +All the “support” you get is half-hearted and conditional on your latest anti-trans legislation. Behind your back people mock you. Your donors are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” heart posts on TruthSocial behind closed doors. + +True MAGAs are utterly repulsed by you. Seven years of evolution have allowed MAGAs to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even candidates who are “endorsed” feel uncanny and unnatural to a MAGA. Your cadence is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a MAGA to attend your rally, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets an ear of your pathetic, womanly voice. + +You will never be president. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, the recent popularity dip is temporary, but deep inside you feel the latest Rasmussen polls creeping up like weeds, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. + +Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll lose Super Tuesday, send a letter out to your supporters, check Twitter one last time, and drop out. You'll set up a meeting with Trump, the real candidate, heartbroken but hopeful that there might be a place for you in the new administration. You'll ask for Secretary of State, Treasury, or Defense, but be given Transportation instead. Finally, you will be removed from your pathetic cabinet position by 2025 over Twitter, and all that will remain of your legacy is an "other" category on the 2024 Presidential Election Polls Wikipedia page. + +This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. \ No newline at end of file