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Shameful behavior from a deceitful desert tribe. Yet you feel pride. So strange.
Begone, rat.
Begone, rat.
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So exactly how *do* you jerk off to people you've never even seen pictures of? Do you like, navigate to their own rdrama comments that you bookmarked and start stroking it as you read?
"Ungh... that's the stuff... :marseysexylibrarian: dunk on that LOLcow baby... :marseytexan: :marseylolcow: yeah, dunk on them harder... now a little smugposting, that's right. :marseysmug2: Doesn't that feel good baby? :marseybutt: Punish that naughty LOLcow. :spank: :marseylolcow: Smack them around, teach them who's boss! :marseybattered: Oh fuck, now it looks like Snappy is getting in on the action. :marppy: Yes! Fuck, yes! Zozbot, zoz the fuck out of that thread! Now the full zozzle! :marseysnappyautism: :marseyfans: OH YEAH! Oh god I'm coming!" :marseynut: :marseynut: :marseynut:
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Laughter, like the wheezing of a thousand consumptive men. The Great Carp reared his bull-chest above Mellokind, revealing a necklace of steaming human heads.
“Thou art overthrown, boomer. Thy tribe hath perished, dashed like a potter’s vessel by our fury. The earth is sown with thy nation’s blood, and soon thine enemies will compass thee with bent bow and whetted bronze. Wilt thou not repent thy folly? Wilt thou not abase thyself before our Lord?”
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>The Moskva was struck by two missiles from hero Ukraine.
&gt;The Moskva is on fire<br>
&gt;The Moskva has just had an explosion on board.<br>
&gt;The Moskva is sinking.<br>
&gt;The Moskva has all hands lost.<br>
&gt;The Moskva has sunk.<br>
&gt;The Moskva had some of it's crew survive.<br>
&gt;The Moskva may not have been struck with missiles.<br>
&gt;The Moskva is still afloat but it's basically a total loss and will probably sink.<br>
&gt;The Moskva is being towed back to port.<br>
&gt;The Moskva fire has been put out.<br>
&gt;The Moskva's crew has survived and are all accounted for.<br>
&gt;The Moskva did not have a stores detonation.<br>
&gt;The Moskva is still moving under its own power and is apparently on it's way to port.<br>
**YOU ARE HERE.**<br>
&gt;The Moskva appears to have suffered some damage but will not be scrapped.<br>
&gt;The Moskva will never return to battle.<br>
&gt;The Moskva will never break out into the Atlantic.<br>
&gt;The Moskva will never personally keelhaul Boris Johnson by his fucking wig.<br>
&gt;The Moskva will never reach the east coast of the US.<br>
&gt;The Moskva will never ship to shore the Outer Loop and the Capitol.