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Aevann1 2022-11-26 04:58:18 +02:00
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@ -480,7 +480,7 @@ INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (38, 'Northern Aggressor Soldier Cap', 'Slyth
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (39, 'Rhodesian Light Infantry Beret', 'Rhodesians never die. Immortality guaranteed!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (40, 'Magyar Headdress', 'Channel your inner QuadNarca and join Orban''s elite cavalry', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (41, 'The Senator Warren', 'heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (42, 'Please Be Patient I Have Autism', 'The OFFICIAL hat of rDrama.net', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (42, 'Please Be Patient I Have Autism', 'The OFFICIAL hat of rdrama.net', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (44, 'Watermelmet', 'Hydration and head protection all rolled into one stylish headpiece', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (45, 'Frankenstein', 'Akshually, Frankenstein was the scientist. The monster didn''t have a name.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (46, 'The Drumpf', 'Orange hair bad', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);

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@ -1093,7 +1093,7 @@ Yawn, another brigade from Drama? They must be tired of disrespecting the trans
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I'm not a homosexual because I have straight sex with a man and I like men. But I'm straight because I prefer women's dicks and love having sex with them. I'm a homophobe because I can't have it.
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Hello refugee, welcome to rDrama.net.
Hello refugee, welcome to rdrama.net.
In order to continue posting, please submit a timestamped photograph of your anus (known colloquially as 'bussy') to one of our immigration officers for detailed inspection. Failure to do so would mean immediate deportation
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Since when is promotion of gangbang considered as "sexual threat"?
@ -1705,7 +1705,7 @@ Watch what you want, but when I can't see something like First Reformed or Portr
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This is outrageous. My criticism of Israel has very little to do with my rabid anti-semitism.
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This is rDrama.net sweaty.
This is rdrama.net sweaty.
You're ALL awful. I'm awful too.
You think that the mentally unstable we make fun of would be as miserable and unstable as they are without us?
They wouldn't.
@ -1719,7 +1719,7 @@ This IS horrible.
ALL of this is HORRIBLE.
And you're part of it.
Fuck you, you stupid bitch.
And fuck you all, rDrama.net. I'm out.
And fuck you all, rdrama.net. I'm out.
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Being white and playing video games is a short pipeline that leads to learning Japanese and raping your sister
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@ -2938,7 +2938,7 @@ I'm here to show your audience that you don't have the secret of anything, not e
Respond however you want, and I'll be back later to laugh about how once again, the angry impotent hate-ragers you all enjoy are not only sad, but ruining your life, when all you really need to do is take a shower and clean your room.
Just think about how many of you actually killed yourself and just stopped posting, while everyone else failed to notice or were simply glad you disappeared. I hope it's you next. You're all a worthless drain on society.
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To be fair, you have to be very neurodivergent to understand rDrama.net. The bait is extremely obvious, and without a solid grasp of satire most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Carp's racist outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from MDE literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about THE INTERNET. As a consequence people who dislike rDrama truly ARE zoomers- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Janny's existential catchphrase "Y'all can't behave," which itself is a cryptic reference to Aldous Huxley's dystopian epic Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those seriousposting wingtards scratching their heads in confusion as Aevann's genius unfolds itself on their mobile phone screens. What fools... how I pity them. :marseylaugh: And yes by the way, I DO have a Marsey tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
To be fair, you have to be very neurodivergent to understand rdrama.net. The bait is extremely obvious, and without a solid grasp of satire most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Carp's racist outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from MDE literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about THE INTERNET. As a consequence people who dislike rDrama truly ARE zoomers- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Janny's existential catchphrase "Y'all can't behave," which itself is a cryptic reference to Aldous Huxley's dystopian epic Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those seriousposting wingtards scratching their heads in confusion as Aevann's genius unfolds itself on their mobile phone screens. What fools... how I pity them. :marseylaugh: And yes by the way, I DO have a Marsey tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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I don't know, but I'll make sure not to get on your bad side lest I begin molesting children. Like a Pascal's wager kind of thing.
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