diff --git a/files/templates/userpage_private.html b/files/templates/userpage_private.html
index dc83c903c..703a72b3f 100644
--- a/files/templates/userpage_private.html
+++ b/files/templates/userpage_private.html
@@ -16,7 +16,7 @@
 				<pre></pre>
 				{% if v and v.coins > 5000 and time - v.created_utc > 604800 and not v.is_suspended %}
 					<a class="btn btn-primary" href="javascript:void(0)", onclick="post('/steal', callback=function(){window.location.reload(true)})">Attempt to steal coins</a>
-					<div class="text-small-extra text-muted mt-1">30% chance of being banned for 1 day, 70% chance of stealing 2000 coins</div>
+					<div class="text-small-extra text-muted mt-1">Landlords, like all other men, love to reap where they never sowed.</div>
 				{% endif %}
 				<pre>