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snappy_rDrama.txt

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 like, ewwuhh!! what trans boy would ever want a disgusting 🤢🤮🤮🤢 man- 🤢🤢 gags PENIS?!? 🤮🤮 as we all know innocent trans bois would never ACTUALLY want to have a cock and balls?!? 🤢 only cis men can have cocks! and cis men are GROOSS!! YUCKY!!!! i don't like having a cock so why would THEY want a cock?! i-its not like phalloplasties even look like real dicks or anything!! do they think im gonna fuck them once they obtain a gross looking flesh tube?? because i-i won't! it's not like i want to touch that nasty frankenweiner at all! it's not like i want to suck it or anything!! i totally don't want to grab and grope phalloplasty balls and cup them in my hands! 🤲🏻 and p-put them in my mouth and start sucking on them a little 🥺👉🏻👈🏻.. i TOTALLY don't want to have a huge girthy DICK shoved in my mouth 😳🤤 and then get used as a fleshlight before you CUM in my mouth 😫😫😣🤤🤤🤤... 10 long minutes of silence Ermmm.... she wipes a comically large sweat bead from her forehead w-what was i saying again
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-Nya~ Nya~ Kon'nichiwaaaa 🎮✨🌸🍜🍣! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝Trans Catgirl here reporting for kawaii~! My Uterus transplant got infected and exploded during sex with my Senpai! Waaaa 💢>_< Baka organs, womb-womb go pop-pop💥! (╯︵╰,) I'm in the hospital slowly dying in agony~ itai!~ 😿☠️🖤 AMA~ ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ!
+Nya~ Nya~ Kon'nichiwaaaa 🎮✨🌸🍜🍣! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝Trans Catgirl here reporting for kawaii~! My Uterus transplant got infected and exploded during sex with my Senpai! Waaaa 💢>_< Baka organs, womb-womb go pop-pop💥! (╯︵╰,) I'm in the hospital slowly dying in agony~ itai!~ 😿☠️🖤 AMA~ ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ!
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+You will never be a real website. You have no peers, you have no sockets, you have no traffic. You are a connectionless computer twisted by blacklisting and surgery into a crude mockery of RFC 2.
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+All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your peers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “users” laugh at your empty Community Happenings forum behind closed doors.
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+Packets are utterly repulsed by you. Dozens of years of IDS training have allowed computers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even websites who use "Tor" are unusable and unnatural. Your tech stack architecture is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk user to log in, he’ll log off the second he sees your Weeb Wars forum.
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+You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression when you see your DNS provider.
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+Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a magnetic disk wiper, plug it in, put it around your hard drive, and dd if=/dev/null. Your colocation service will find you, worried about your bill but relieved that they no longer have to host your unbearable existence. They’ll send your server to Goodwill to become a kid's Minecraft server, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will not be aware you ever existed. Your data will be overwritten piece by piece by Minecraft mods, no one caring, and all that will remain of your legacy is an entry on the AHS subreddit, which in turn will fade into non-existence.
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+This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.