- {{calc_users()}}
- {% if SITE_NAME == 'rDrama' %}
- {% if not hasattr(g, "loggedout_counter") or not g.loggedout_counter or (range(1,5) | random == 1 and not (v and v.truescore > 1000)) %}
- {% include "journoid_banner.html" %}
- {% else %}
- {% if IS_DKD() %}
- {%- set VISITORS_HERE_FLAVOR = [
- "big dumb apes hoarding bananas",
- "repeatedly dying on Mine Cart Carnage",
- "lost in the Lost World",
- "getting whacked by Cranky's cane",
- "gooning to Candy Kong rule 34",
- "idling in Bramble Blast 💃",
- "buying Kremcoins with Marseybux",
- "explaining why Enguarde is an antisemitic trope",
- ] -%}
- {% elif IS_FISTMAS() %}
- {%- set VISITORS_HERE_FLAVOR = [
- "Santa enjoyers kissing under a misletoe",
- "bringing up family drama at Christmas dinner",
- "stroking their candy canes",
- "dramanauts jingling each other's balls",
- "Santa deniers getting reamed by Rudolph",
- "naughty listers getting coal for fistmas",
- "plus-sized dramanauts eating Santa's cookies",
- "having their chimneys stuffed by Santa",
- ] -%}
- {% elif IS_HOMOWEEN() %}
- {%- set VISITORS_HERE_FLAVOR = [
- "jack-off-lanterns currently jacking each other off",
- "cute twinks currently trick or treating",
- "scary skeletons currently spooking",
- "headless horsemen currently horsing around",
- ] -%}
- {% else %}
- {%- set CUMJAR = '
' %}
- {%- set VISITORS_HERE_FLAVOR = [
- "incels currently stalking roasties",
- "gooners currently edging to " ~ CUMJAR,
- "fanboys currently obsessing over Carp",
- "NEETs currently LDARmaxxing",
- "valid women currently dilating",
- "negholes currently being pozzed",
- "bussies currently on standby",
- "gamers currently harassing women",
- "Soros shills currently plotting mayocide",
- "furries currently yiffing",
- "incels currently harassing women",
- "chuds currently agendaposting",
- "coomers currently gooning",
- "bacons currently narwhaling",
- "well-behaved rule-following goodthinkers",
- "throwing shade right now",
- "currently petting Marseys",
- "of Dr. Oaken's agents monitoring hate",
- "capybara fetishists loudly beating off",
- "gamers harassing women",
- "hanging out on rDrama with their tulpas",
- "furries trading marsuits",
- "white knights simping for blownout gussy",
- "Carp alts currently online",
- "biofoids making everything about them",
- "Mossad operatives watching you",
- "frantically alt-tabbing before Mom sees",
- "days until you die, you can't prevent it",
- "cases of rectal prolapse reported today",
- ] -%}
- {% endif %}
- {{g.loggedin_counter+g.loggedout_counter}} {{VISITORS_HERE_FLAVOR|random|safe}} ({{g.loggedin_counter}} logged in)
- {% endif %}
- {% elif hasattr(g, "loggedout_counter") and g.loggedout_counter %}
- {{g.loggedin_counter+g.loggedout_counter}} people here now ({{g.loggedin_counter}} logged in)
+
+ {{calc_users()}}
+ {% if SITE_NAME == 'rDrama' %}
+ {% if not hasattr(g, "loggedout_counter") or not g.loggedout_counter or (range(1,5) | random == 1 and not (v and v.truescore > 1000)) %}
+ {% include "journoid_banner.html" %}
{% else %}
- Don't make the mistakes seen here.
+ {% if IS_DKD() %}
+ {%- set VISITORS_HERE_FLAVOR = [
+ "big dumb apes hoarding bananas",
+ "repeatedly dying on Mine Cart Carnage",
+ "lost in the Lost World",
+ "getting whacked by Cranky's cane",
+ "gooning to Candy Kong rule 34",
+ "idling in Bramble Blast 💃",
+ "buying Kremcoins with Marseybux",
+ "explaining why Enguarde is an antisemitic trope",
+ ] -%}
+ {% elif IS_FISTMAS() %}
+ {%- set VISITORS_HERE_FLAVOR = [
+ "Santa enjoyers kissing under a misletoe",
+ "bringing up family drama at Christmas dinner",
+ "stroking their candy canes",
+ "dramanauts jingling each other's balls",
+ "Santa deniers getting reamed by Rudolph",
+ "naughty listers getting coal for fistmas",
+ "plus-sized dramanauts eating Santa's cookies",
+ "having their chimneys stuffed by Santa",
+ ] -%}
+ {% elif IS_HOMOWEEN() %}
+ {%- set VISITORS_HERE_FLAVOR = [
+ "jack-off-lanterns currently jacking each other off",
+ "cute twinks currently trick or treating",
+ "scary skeletons currently spooking",
+ "headless horsemen currently horsing around",
+ ] -%}
+ {% else %}
+ {%- set CUMJAR = '
' %}
+ {%- set VISITORS_HERE_FLAVOR = [
+ "incels currently stalking roasties",
+ "gooners currently edging to " ~ CUMJAR,
+ "fanboys currently obsessing over Carp",
+ "NEETs currently LDARmaxxing",
+ "valid women currently dilating",
+ "negholes currently being pozzed",
+ "bussies currently on standby",
+ "gamers currently harassing women",
+ "Soros shills currently plotting mayocide",
+ "furries currently yiffing",
+ "incels currently harassing women",
+ "chuds currently agendaposting",
+ "coomers currently gooning",
+ "bacons currently narwhaling",
+ "well-behaved rule-following goodthinkers",
+ "throwing shade right now",
+ "currently petting Marseys",
+ "of Dr. Oaken's agents monitoring hate",
+ "capybara fetishists loudly beating off",
+ "gamers harassing women",
+ "hanging out on rDrama with their tulpas",
+ "furries trading marsuits",
+ "white knights simping for blownout gussy",
+ "Carp alts currently online",
+ "biofoids making everything about them",
+ "Mossad operatives watching you",
+ "frantically alt-tabbing before Mom sees",
+ "days until you die, you can't prevent it",
+ "cases of rectal prolapse reported today",
+ ] -%}
+ {% endif %}
+ {{g.loggedin_counter+g.loggedout_counter}} {{VISITORS_HERE_FLAVOR|random|safe}} ({{g.loggedin_counter}} logged in)
{% endif %}
-
+ {% elif hasattr(g, "loggedout_counter") and g.loggedout_counter %}
+ {{g.loggedin_counter+g.loggedout_counter}} people here now ({{g.loggedin_counter}} logged in)
+ {% else %}
+ Don't make the mistakes seen here.
+ {% endif %}
+
-