diff --git a/files/classes/user.py b/files/classes/user.py
index 406780131..a7592b7b9 100644
--- a/files/classes/user.py
+++ b/files/classes/user.py
@@ -231,6 +231,16 @@ class User(Base):
 			return random.choice(self.equipped_hats)
 		return None
 
+	@property
+	@lazy
+	def forced_hat(self):
+		user_forced_hats = []
+		for k, val in forced_hats.items():
+			if getattr(self, k):
+				user_forced_hats.append(val)
+		if user_forced_hats: return random.choice(user_forced_hats)
+		else: return None
+
 	@property
 	@lazy
 	def hat_active(self):
@@ -240,6 +250,9 @@ class User(Base):
 		if self.is_cakeday:
 			return '/i/hats/Cakeday.webp'
 
+		if self.forced_hat:
+			return f'/i/hats/{self.forced_hat[0]}.webp'
+
 		if self.equipped_hat:
 			return f'/i/hats/{self.equipped_hat.name}.webp'
 
@@ -253,6 +266,9 @@ class User(Base):
 		if self.is_cakeday:
 			return "I've spent another year rotting my brain with dramaposting, please ridicule me 🤓"
 
+		if self.forced_hat:
+			return self.forced_hat[1]
+
 		if self.equipped_hat:
 			return self.equipped_hat.name + ' - ' + self.equipped_hat.censored_description(v)
 
diff --git a/files/helpers/const.py b/files/helpers/const.py
index 4dafc7b7f..57aa6144d 100644
--- a/files/helpers/const.py
+++ b/files/helpers/const.py
@@ -1067,4 +1067,19 @@ has_app = path.exists(f'files/assets/app_{SITE_NAME}_v2.4.apk')
 
 GLOBAL = environ.get("GLOBAL")
 
-ONLINE_STR = f'{SITE}_online'
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+ONLINE_STR = f'{SITE}_online'
+
+forced_hats = {
+	"rehab": ("Roulette", "I'm a recovering ludomaniac!"),
+	"progressivestack": ("Attention Whore", "I won the oppression olympics!"),
+	"longpost": ("The Pizzashill", "We need to get rid of the character limit!"),
+	"bird": ("Bluecheck", "Three sentences is too much for me..."),
+	"marseyawarded": ("Three Lil Marseys", ":marseynotes: :marseynotes: :I prefer to speak in cats:"),
+	"bite": ("Vampire Mask", "When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers I kind of wanted to be a vampire."),
+	"rainbow": ("Globohomo", "Homosexuality is no longer optional!"),
+	"owoify": ("Furry Marsey", "Nuzzles, pounces on you, UwU, you're so warm!.."),
+	"earlylife": ("The Merchant", "SHUT IT DOWN, the goys know!"),
+	"marsify": ("Marsified", "I can't pick my own Marseys, help!"),
+	"is_banned": ("Behind Bars", "This user is banned and needs to do better!"),
+	"agendaposter": ("Egg_irl", "This user is getting in touch with xir identity!")
+}
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