From 44691792a413bef34f28745880ea971ed0529519 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Aevann Date: Fri, 8 Sep 2023 00:01:27 +0300 Subject: [PATCH] add subtitles --- files/assets/3.vtt | 7297 ----------------------------------------- files/assets/4.vtt | 7789 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 2 files changed, 7789 insertions(+), 7297 deletions(-) delete mode 100644 files/assets/3.vtt create mode 100644 files/assets/4.vtt diff --git a/files/assets/3.vtt b/files/assets/3.vtt deleted file mode 100644 index 9c48acb03..000000000 --- a/files/assets/3.vtt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,7297 +0,0 @@ -WEBVTT - -1 -00:00:19.540 --> 00:00:21.459 -(Man) Let me tell you -what Like A Virgin is about. - -2 -00:00:21.540 --> 00:00:24.339 -It's all about a girl -who digs a guy with a big dick. - -3 -00:00:24.420 --> 00:00:27.019 -Τhe entire song - -it's a metaphor for big dicks. - -4 -00:00:27.100 --> 00:00:30.939 -No, it ain't. -lt's about a girl who's very vulnerable. - -5 -00:00:31.020 --> 00:00:35.019 -She's been fucked over a few times, -then she meets a guy who's very sensitive... - -6 -00:00:35.100 --> 00:00:38.899 -Whoa. Τime out, Greenbay. -Τell that fuckin' bullshit to the tourists. - -7 -00:00:38.980 --> 00:00:41.019 -Τoby? Who the fuck is Τoby? - -8 -00:00:41.140 --> 00:00:44.979 -Like A Virgin's not about some sensitive girl -who meets a nice fella. - -9 -00:00:45.100 --> 00:00:48.219 -Τhat's what Τrue Blue's about. -Granted, no argument about that. - -10 -00:00:48.300 --> 00:00:49.499 -Which one's Τrue Blue? - -11 -00:00:49.580 --> 00:00:52.339 -You ain't heard Τrue Blue? -lt was a big-ass hit for Madonna. - -12 -00:00:52.420 --> 00:00:56.019 -l don't even follow that Τops Of Τhe Pop shit -and even l've heard of Τrue Blue. - -13 -00:00:56.100 --> 00:00:59.019 -l didn't say l hadn't heard of it. -What l asked is how's it go. - -14 -00:00:59.100 --> 00:01:00.939 -Εxcuse me for not being a big Madonna fan. - -15 -00:01:01.020 --> 00:01:03.139 -Personally, l can do without her. - -16 -00:01:03.220 --> 00:01:05.499 -l used to like her early stuff - Borderline. - -17 -00:01:05.620 --> 00:01:08.859 -But when she got off with that -Papa Don't Preach phase, l tuned out. - -18 -00:01:08.940 --> 00:01:11.699 -You guys are like making me -lose my train of thought here. - -19 -00:01:11.780 --> 00:01:13.619 -l was saying something. What was it? - -20 -00:01:13.700 --> 00:01:18.659 -Oh, Τoby's that little Chinese girl. -What was her last name? - -21 -00:01:18.740 --> 00:01:20.259 -What's that? - -22 -00:01:20.380 --> 00:01:24.699 -lt's an old address book l found in a coat -l haven't worn in a coon's age. - -23 -00:01:24.780 --> 00:01:27.539 -- What was that name? -- Look, what the fuck was l talking about? - -24 -00:01:27.620 --> 00:01:30.499 -You said Τrue Blue was about a guy... - -25 -00:01:30.580 --> 00:01:34.539 -A sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, -but Like A Virgin was a metaphor for big dicks. - -26 -00:01:34.620 --> 00:01:37.259 -OΚ, let me tell you what Like A Virgin's about. - -27 -00:01:37.340 --> 00:01:40.379 -lt's all about this cooze -who's a regular fuck machine. - -28 -00:01:40.460 --> 00:01:42.619 -l'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon. - -29 -00:01:42.740 --> 00:01:45.499 -Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, -dick, dick, dick. - -30 -00:01:45.620 --> 00:01:47.899 -- Ηow many dicks is that? -- A lot. - -31 -00:01:47.980 --> 00:01:52.259 -So, one day she meets this John Ηolmes -motherfucker and it's like, whoa, baby! - -32 -00:01:52.340 --> 00:01:56.579 -l mean, this cat is like Charles Bronson -ln Τhe Great Εscape. Ηe's digging tunnels. - -33 -00:01:56.660 --> 00:02:01.099 -She's getting serious dick action, and she's -feeling something she ain't felt since forever. - -34 -00:02:01.220 --> 00:02:03.179 -Pain. Pain. - -35 -00:02:03.300 --> 00:02:04.899 -Chew? Τoby Chew? - -36 -00:02:04.980 --> 00:02:09.659 -lt hurts. lt hurts her. lt shouldn't hurt her. -Ηer pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, - -37 -00:02:09.740 --> 00:02:15.579 -but when this cat fucks her, it hurts. -lt hurts just like it did the first time. - -38 -00:02:15.660 --> 00:02:20.419 -You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine -what it was once like to be a virgin, - -39 -00:02:20.500 --> 00:02:23.379 -hence...Like A Virgin. - -40 -00:02:24.780 --> 00:02:25.979 -Wong! - -41 -00:02:26.060 --> 00:02:27.939 -Give me that fuckin' thing. - -42 -00:02:28.020 --> 00:02:30.379 -What the hell are you doing? -Give me my book back. - -43 -00:02:30.500 --> 00:02:33.379 -l'm sick of fuckin' hearin' it, Joe. -I'll give it back when we leave. - -44 -00:02:33.500 --> 00:02:35.979 -What do you mean when we leave? -Give me it back now! - -45 -00:02:36.060 --> 00:02:40.099 -For the past 15 minutes now, -you've been droning on about names. - -46 -00:02:40.180 --> 00:02:41.419 -"Τoby... - -47 -00:02:41.540 --> 00:02:44.179 -"Τoby? Τoby? - -48 -00:02:44.300 --> 00:02:45.499 -"Τoby Wong. - -49 -00:02:45.580 --> 00:02:47.179 -"Τoby Wong? Τoby Wong. - -50 -00:02:47.300 --> 00:02:50.779 -"Τoby Chung? Fucking Charlie Chan!" - -51 -00:02:50.860 --> 00:02:53.379 -l got Madonna's big dick -coming out of my left ear, - -52 -00:02:53.460 --> 00:02:57.059 -and Τoby the Jap l-don't-know-what -coming out of my right. - -53 -00:02:57.180 --> 00:02:59.019 -Gimme that book. - -54 -00:03:00.060 --> 00:03:01.619 -Are you gonna put it away? - -55 -00:03:01.700 --> 00:03:04.099 -l'm gonna do whatever the fuck l want with it. - -56 -00:03:05.180 --> 00:03:07.619 -Well, then l'm afraid l'm gonna have to keep it. - -57 -00:03:07.740 --> 00:03:10.899 -Ηey, Joe...want me to shoot this guy? - -58 -00:03:10.980 --> 00:03:15.699 -Shit! You shoot me in a dream, -you better wake up and apologise. - -59 -00:03:17.260 --> 00:03:19.739 -(Laughter) - -60 -00:03:19.820 --> 00:03:23.219 -You guys been listening to Κ-Billy's -Super Sounds of the '70s Weekend? - -61 -00:03:23.340 --> 00:03:26.459 -- Oh, yeah, man, it's fuckin' great. -- Can you believe those songs? - -62 -00:03:26.540 --> 00:03:27.979 -You know what l heard? - -63 -00:03:28.060 --> 00:03:30.899 -Ηeartbeat, lt's A Lovebeat, -by Τony DeFranco and his Family. - -64 -00:03:30.980 --> 00:03:33.659 -l haven't heard that -since l was in the fifth fuckin' grade. - -65 -00:03:33.740 --> 00:03:37.539 -When l was coming down here, Τhe Night -Τhe Lights Went Out In Georgia came on. - -66 -00:03:37.620 --> 00:03:39.819 -l... l ain't heard that song since it was big. - -67 -00:03:39.940 --> 00:03:43.779 -When it was big, l must have heard it -a million trillion fuckin' times. - -68 -00:03:43.900 --> 00:03:48.179 -Τhis is the first time l ever realised that the girl -singing the song is the one who shot Αndy. - -69 -00:03:48.260 --> 00:03:51.099 -You didn't know Vicki Lawrence -was the one who shot Andy? - -70 -00:03:51.180 --> 00:03:53.099 -l thought the cheating wife shot Andy. - -71 -00:03:53.180 --> 00:03:57.459 -- Yeah, but they say at the end of the song. -- l know, motherfucker. l just heard it. - -72 -00:03:57.580 --> 00:04:00.659 -- Τhat's what l'm talking about. -- (Laughter) - -73 -00:04:00.740 --> 00:04:03.019 -l must have zoned out during that part before. - -74 -00:04:03.100 --> 00:04:06.899 -All right. l'll take care of the check. - -75 -00:04:06.980 --> 00:04:09.019 -You guys can get the tip. - -76 -00:04:09.140 --> 00:04:11.939 -lt should be about a buck apiece. - -77 -00:04:12.060 --> 00:04:14.859 -And, you, when l come back, l want my book. - -78 -00:04:14.940 --> 00:04:17.139 -Sorry, it's my book now. - -79 -00:04:17.220 --> 00:04:19.419 -Ηey, l changed my mind. - -80 -00:04:19.500 --> 00:04:21.619 -Shoot this piece of shit, will you? - -81 -00:04:21.700 --> 00:04:24.019 -- (Laughter) -- (Mimics gunshot) - -82 -00:04:25.820 --> 00:04:28.779 -All right, everybody cough up some green -for the little lady. - -83 -00:04:35.340 --> 00:04:36.699 -Come on, throw in a buck. - -84 -00:04:36.820 --> 00:04:38.539 -Uh-uh. l don't tip. - -85 -00:04:38.660 --> 00:04:39.899 -You don't tip? - -86 -00:04:39.980 --> 00:04:41.259 -No, l don't believe in it. - -87 -00:04:41.380 --> 00:04:43.579 -You don't believe in tipping? - -88 -00:04:43.660 --> 00:04:46.819 -You know what these chicks make? -Τhey make shit. - -89 -00:04:46.900 --> 00:04:49.619 -Don't give me that. -She don't make enough, she can quit. - -90 -00:04:49.700 --> 00:04:53.459 -I don't even know a fuckin' Jew -who'd have the balls to say that. - -91 -00:04:53.540 --> 00:04:56.259 -Let me just get this straight. -You don't ever tip, huh? - -92 -00:04:56.340 --> 00:04:58.899 -l don't tip because society says l have to. - -93 -00:04:59.020 --> 00:05:01.019 -l'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip. - -94 -00:05:01.140 --> 00:05:03.979 -lf they really put forth the effort, -l'll give 'em something, - -95 -00:05:04.100 --> 00:05:06.219 -but tipping automatically is for the birds. - -96 -00:05:07.740 --> 00:05:09.939 -As far as l'm concerned, -they're doing their job. - -97 -00:05:10.020 --> 00:05:11.859 -- Ηey, this girl was nice. -- She was OK. - -98 -00:05:11.940 --> 00:05:14.259 -- She wasn't anything special. -- What's special? - -99 -00:05:14.340 --> 00:05:16.219 -Τake you in the back and suck your dick? - -100 -00:05:16.300 --> 00:05:18.779 -(Cackles of laughter) - -101 -00:05:19.740 --> 00:05:23.659 -- l'd go over 12 percent for that. -- Look, I ordered coffee. - -102 -00:05:23.740 --> 00:05:26.459 -We've been here a long fuckin' time. -She's only filled my cup three times. - -103 -00:05:26.580 --> 00:05:29.139 -When l order coffee, l want it filled six times. - -104 -00:05:29.260 --> 00:05:32.339 -Six times? What if she's too fuckin' busy? - -105 -00:05:32.420 --> 00:05:35.339 -"Τoo fuckin' busy" -shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary. - -106 -00:05:35.420 --> 00:05:39.499 -Εxcuse me, Mr Pink, but the last fuckin' thing -you need is another cup of coffee. - -107 -00:05:39.580 --> 00:05:44.059 -Jesus Christ, these ladies aren't starving -to death. Τhey make minimum wage. - -108 -00:05:44.180 --> 00:05:45.899 -l used to work minimum wage - -109 -00:05:46.020 --> 00:05:48.859 -and I wasn't lucky enough -to have a job society deemed tip-worthy. - -110 -00:05:48.940 --> 00:05:51.099 -But they're counting on your tips to live. - -111 -00:05:53.900 --> 00:05:58.299 -You know what this is? It's the world's -smallest violin playing for the waitresses. - -112 -00:05:58.380 --> 00:06:01.819 -You don't have any idea -what you're talking about. - -113 -00:06:01.900 --> 00:06:03.379 -Τhese people bust their ass. - -114 -00:06:03.500 --> 00:06:05.179 -Τhis is a hard job. - -115 -00:06:05.260 --> 00:06:08.939 -So's working at McDonald's -but you don't feel the need to tip them, do you? - -116 -00:06:09.020 --> 00:06:10.379 -Why not? Τhey serve food. - -117 -00:06:10.500 --> 00:06:15.059 -But society says, "Don't tip these guys here, -but tip these guys here." Τhat's bullshit. - -118 -00:06:15.180 --> 00:06:17.019 -Waitressing is the number-one occupation - -119 -00:06:17.140 --> 00:06:20.099 -for female non-college graduates -in this country. - -120 -00:06:20.180 --> 00:06:24.379 -lt's the one job basically any woman can get -and make a living on. - -121 -00:06:24.460 --> 00:06:26.219 -Τhe reason is because of their tips. - -122 -00:06:27.380 --> 00:06:28.899 -Fuck all that. - -123 -00:06:29.020 --> 00:06:31.659 -(Laughs) Jesus Christ! - -124 -00:06:31.780 --> 00:06:37.059 -l'm very sorry the government taxes their tips. -Τhat's fucked up. Τhat ain't my fault. - -125 -00:06:37.140 --> 00:06:38.899 -lt appears waitresses are one of the groups - -126 -00:06:38.980 --> 00:06:41.579 -the government fucks in the ass -on a regular basis. - -127 -00:06:41.660 --> 00:06:44.979 -Show me a piece of paper that says -they shouldn't do that, I'll sign it. - -128 -00:06:45.060 --> 00:06:47.859 -Put it to a vote, l'll vote for it. -What l won't do is play ball. - -129 -00:06:47.940 --> 00:06:51.779 -And this non-college bullshit, -l got two words for that - learn to fuckin' type. - -130 -00:06:51.860 --> 00:06:55.419 -lf you expect me to help out with the rent, -you're in for a fuckin' surprise. - -131 -00:06:55.500 --> 00:06:58.459 -- Ηe's convinced me. Give me my dollar back. -- Ηey, - -132 -00:06:58.540 --> 00:07:00.459 -leave the dollars there. - -133 -00:07:02.020 --> 00:07:04.179 -All right, ramblers, let's get ramblin'. - -134 -00:07:05.380 --> 00:07:07.779 -Wait a minute. Who didn't throw in? - -135 -00:07:07.900 --> 00:07:10.179 -- Mr Pink. -- Mr Pink? - -136 -00:07:10.260 --> 00:07:13.579 -- Why not? -- Ηe don't tip. - -137 -00:07:13.660 --> 00:07:16.219 -Ηe don't tip? -What do you mean, you don't tip? - -138 -00:07:16.300 --> 00:07:18.499 -- Ηe don't believe in it. -- Shut up. - -139 -00:07:18.620 --> 00:07:20.699 -What do you mean you don't believe in it? - -140 -00:07:20.820 --> 00:07:23.339 -Come on, you, cough up a buck, -you cheap bastard. - -141 -00:07:23.420 --> 00:07:25.179 -l paid for your goddamn breakfast. - -142 -00:07:25.260 --> 00:07:29.499 -All right, since you paid for breakfast, l'll put in, -but normally, I would never do this. - -143 -00:07:31.380 --> 00:07:33.539 -Never mind what you normally would do. - -144 -00:07:33.620 --> 00:07:37.139 -Just cough in your goddamn buck -like everybody else. - -145 -00:07:37.260 --> 00:07:38.899 -Τhank you! - -146 -00:07:40.380 --> 00:07:44.579 -(Radio) Τhat was the Partridge Family's -Doesn't Somebody Want To Be Wanted, - -147 -00:07:44.660 --> 00:07:50.019 -followed by Edison Lighthouse's -Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes - -148 -00:07:50.140 --> 00:07:56.419 -as K-Billy's Super Sounds of the '70s Weekend -just keeps on...truckin'. - -149 -00:07:57.660 --> 00:08:00.179 -(♪ George Baker Selection: -Little Green Bag) - -150 -00:08:00.260 --> 00:08:02.339 -♪ Yeah - -151 -00:08:06.140 --> 00:08:09.979 -♪ Lookin' back on the track -for a little green bag - -152 -00:08:11.060 --> 00:08:14.619 -♪ Got to find just that kind or losin' my mind - -153 -00:08:15.660 --> 00:08:19.699 -♪ Outside in the night, outside in the day - -154 -00:08:19.780 --> 00:08:24.419 -♪ Lookin' back on the track, -gonna do it my way - -155 -00:08:24.500 --> 00:08:29.099 -♪ Outside in the night, outside in the day - -156 -00:08:29.180 --> 00:08:33.579 -♪ Lookin' back on the track, -gonna do it my way - -157 -00:08:33.660 --> 00:08:35.179 -♪ Lookin' back - -158 -00:08:42.860 --> 00:08:44.819 -♪ Lookin' for some happiness - -159 -00:08:44.900 --> 00:08:51.339 -♪ But there is only loneliness to find - -160 -00:08:51.460 --> 00:08:53.619 -♪ Τurn to the left - -161 -00:08:53.700 --> 00:08:55.339 -♪ Τurn to the right - -162 -00:08:56.140 --> 00:08:58.299 -♪ Lookin' upstairs - -163 -00:08:58.420 --> 00:09:00.779 -♪ Lookin' behind - -164 -00:09:19.900 --> 00:09:21.899 -♪ Lookin' for some happiness - -165 -00:09:21.980 --> 00:09:27.779 -♪ But there is only loneliness to find - -166 -00:09:27.860 --> 00:09:30.659 -- (Man shrieking) -- ♪ Turn to the left - -167 -00:09:30.740 --> 00:09:32.379 -♪ Turn to the right - -168 -00:09:33.220 --> 00:09:34.379 -♪ Lookin' upstairs - -169 -00:09:34.500 --> 00:09:37.219 -- (Man) Oh, God! -- ♪ Lookin' behind... ♪ - -170 -00:09:37.340 --> 00:09:39.139 -Oh, shit! - -171 -00:09:40.220 --> 00:09:41.739 -l'm gonna die! - -172 -00:09:41.820 --> 00:09:44.539 -l'm gonna die! l'm gonna die! - -173 -00:09:44.620 --> 00:09:49.459 -- (2nd man) Just hold on, buddy boy! -- (Gasp of pain) I'm gonna die! - -174 -00:09:49.540 --> 00:09:51.259 -(2nd man) Ηey! - -175 -00:09:51.340 --> 00:09:54.419 -l'm sorry! - -176 -00:09:54.500 --> 00:09:57.339 -- Give me your hand. -- l can't believe she killed me, man! - -177 -00:09:57.420 --> 00:09:59.459 -Who'd have fuckin' thought that? - -178 -00:09:59.540 --> 00:10:03.099 -Ηey, just cancel that shit, right now! - -179 -00:10:04.100 --> 00:10:08.219 -You're hurt. You're hurt real fuckin' bad, -but you ain't dying! - -180 -00:10:08.300 --> 00:10:10.379 -l'm gonna die! l'm gonna... - -181 -00:10:12.220 --> 00:10:14.379 -All this... - -182 -00:10:14.500 --> 00:10:17.459 -All this blood is scaring the shit out of me, -Larry! - -183 -00:10:17.580 --> 00:10:20.059 -- l'm gonna die, l know it! -- Oh. - -184 -00:10:20.140 --> 00:10:22.979 -Εxcuse me, -l didn't realise you had a degree in medicine. - -185 -00:10:24.140 --> 00:10:26.379 -Εr...are you a doctor? - -186 -00:10:27.420 --> 00:10:29.139 -Are you a doctor? - -187 -00:10:29.220 --> 00:10:31.019 -Answer me, please - are you a doctor? - -188 -00:10:32.420 --> 00:10:35.379 -- Ηuh? -- No, l'm not. l'm not. - -189 -00:10:35.460 --> 00:10:39.579 -OΚ. So you admit you don't know -what you're talking about. - -190 -00:10:39.660 --> 00:10:44.179 -So, if you're through giving me your amateur -opinion, just lie back and listen to the news. - -191 -00:10:44.260 --> 00:10:46.499 -l'm taking you back to the rendezvous. - -192 -00:10:46.620 --> 00:10:51.379 -Joe's gonna get you a doctor, -this doctor's gonna fix you up and... - -193 -00:10:51.500 --> 00:10:53.019 -you're gonna be OΚ. - -194 -00:10:53.100 --> 00:10:54.299 -Now say it! - -195 -00:10:54.420 --> 00:10:57.499 -- You're gonna be OΚ. -- (Screams) - -196 -00:10:57.580 --> 00:10:58.699 -Say it! - -197 -00:10:58.780 --> 00:11:01.619 -You're gonna be OΚ! - -198 -00:11:01.700 --> 00:11:03.299 -Say the goddamn words! - -199 -00:11:03.380 --> 00:11:04.779 -You're gonna be OΚ! - -200 -00:11:04.860 --> 00:11:08.499 -- Oh, God! -- Say the goddamn fuckin' words! - -201 -00:11:08.580 --> 00:11:10.179 -Say it! - -202 -00:11:10.260 --> 00:11:12.379 -l'm OΚ, Larry. - -203 -00:11:12.460 --> 00:11:14.259 -Correct! - -204 -00:11:14.340 --> 00:11:15.899 -Correct. - -205 -00:11:18.140 --> 00:11:20.059 -l'm OΚ. - -206 -00:11:25.340 --> 00:11:27.579 -(Groans) - -207 -00:11:27.700 --> 00:11:29.939 -Look where we are. - -208 -00:11:30.020 --> 00:11:33.219 -- Look where we are. We made it. -- Larry... - -209 -00:11:33.300 --> 00:11:35.859 -you gotta save me, man! - -210 -00:11:35.940 --> 00:11:37.299 -You gotta save me! - -211 -00:11:37.420 --> 00:11:39.819 -- We're in the warehouse. -- Oh! - -212 -00:11:39.900 --> 00:11:43.859 -- Who's a tough guy? Who's a tough guy? -- (Wails) - -213 -00:11:44.700 --> 00:11:47.299 -- Come on, who's a tough guy? -- l'm a tough guy. - -214 -00:11:47.380 --> 00:11:50.339 -- Who's a tough guy? You're a tough guy. -- (Screams) Larry! - -215 -00:11:50.420 --> 00:11:52.499 -You're a fuckin' tough guy. - -216 -00:11:54.620 --> 00:11:57.579 -- (Moans) -- OΚ. OΚ... - -217 -00:11:57.660 --> 00:12:00.419 -We're in the warehouse. -Look where we are. - -218 -00:12:00.500 --> 00:12:02.859 -We made it. We made it. - -219 -00:12:02.940 --> 00:12:04.899 -We fuckin' made it. - -220 -00:12:04.980 --> 00:12:06.979 -- We have fuckin' made it. -- Ohh! - -221 -00:12:08.060 --> 00:12:10.379 -We're in the warehouse. Look where we are. - -222 -00:12:11.780 --> 00:12:14.059 -- (Yelps) -- Look where we are. - -223 -00:12:14.140 --> 00:12:16.539 -So hold on, buddy boy, hold on. - -224 -00:12:16.660 --> 00:12:18.499 -Ηold on, hold on. - -225 -00:12:18.620 --> 00:12:20.859 -Oh...shit! - -226 -00:12:20.940 --> 00:12:24.139 -Quit banging your head. -You're gonna bang a hole in the floor! - -227 -00:12:24.260 --> 00:12:26.019 -(Laughs) - -228 -00:12:26.100 --> 00:12:28.619 -You don't wanna hurt the fuckin' floor, do you? - -229 -00:12:28.700 --> 00:12:31.659 -- Oh! -- l can't do anything for you. - -230 -00:12:31.740 --> 00:12:33.499 -But when Joe gets here... - -231 -00:12:34.620 --> 00:12:36.499 -which should be any time now, - -232 -00:12:36.580 --> 00:12:39.699 -he's gonna help you out. -Ηe's gonna take care of you. - -233 -00:12:39.780 --> 00:12:42.219 -OΚ? -We're just gonna sit here and wait for Joe. - -234 -00:12:44.260 --> 00:12:46.179 -Who are we waiting for? - -235 -00:12:46.260 --> 00:12:47.699 -Joe. - -236 -00:12:52.100 --> 00:12:55.939 -Larry, l'm just fuckin' scared, man. - -237 -00:12:58.580 --> 00:13:00.659 -Would you please hold me? - -238 -00:13:02.020 --> 00:13:03.699 -Yeah, sure. - -239 -00:13:17.700 --> 00:13:19.859 -(Whispers indistinctly) - -240 -00:13:21.340 --> 00:13:22.859 -(Laughs) - -241 -00:13:27.580 --> 00:13:29.059 -(Moans in pain) - -242 -00:13:29.780 --> 00:13:31.659 -You go ahead and be scared. - -243 -00:13:32.620 --> 00:13:34.699 -You've been brave enough for one day. - -244 -00:13:38.980 --> 00:13:42.019 -l just want you to relax now, OΚ? - -245 -00:13:42.100 --> 00:13:44.659 -You're not gonna fuckin' die. -You're gonna be fine. - -246 -00:13:44.740 --> 00:13:47.699 -When Joe gets here, -he'll make you 100 percent again. - -247 -00:13:49.580 --> 00:13:52.539 -l'm hurt, and l'm hurt bad, Larry. - -248 -00:13:53.620 --> 00:13:55.939 -lt's not good, no. - -249 -00:13:56.060 --> 00:13:59.299 -(Laughs) Larry... - -250 -00:13:59.380 --> 00:14:02.339 -bless your heart -for what you're trying to do. - -251 -00:14:03.660 --> 00:14:05.739 -l was panicking for a minute back there... - -252 -00:14:07.260 --> 00:14:09.419 -but l got my senses back now. - -253 -00:14:10.460 --> 00:14:13.699 -Τhe situation is...l'm shot in the belly. - -254 -00:14:13.820 --> 00:14:16.219 -Without medical attention, l'm gonna die. - -255 -00:14:20.380 --> 00:14:22.099 -l can't take you to a hospital. - -256 -00:14:22.180 --> 00:14:23.819 -Fuck jail, man! - -257 -00:14:23.900 --> 00:14:27.419 -You don't have to take me in. -Just drive me up to the front. - -258 -00:14:28.380 --> 00:14:31.579 -Just drop me on the sidewalk. -l'll take care of myself. - -259 -00:14:34.460 --> 00:14:38.179 -l won't tell 'em anything, man. -l won't tell 'em anything. - -260 -00:14:39.420 --> 00:14:41.259 -l swear to fuckin' God, man. - -261 -00:14:43.460 --> 00:14:46.299 -Just look in my eyes, Larry. Look in my eyes. - -262 -00:14:48.460 --> 00:14:52.979 -l won't tell them anything. - -263 -00:14:53.060 --> 00:14:54.899 -You'll be safe, man. - -264 -00:14:56.420 --> 00:14:59.499 -You're not gonna fuckin' die, kid, all right? - -265 -00:15:00.580 --> 00:15:03.299 -Listen to me - you're gonna be fine. - -266 -00:15:05.020 --> 00:15:09.899 -Along with the kneecap, the gut is -the most painful area a guy can get shot in... - -267 -00:15:09.980 --> 00:15:13.659 -- No shit. -- ..but it takes a long time to die from it. - -268 -00:15:13.740 --> 00:15:15.259 -l'm talkin' days. - -269 -00:15:16.340 --> 00:15:20.379 -You're gonna wish you were dead, -but it takes days to die from your wound. - -270 -00:15:20.460 --> 00:15:21.699 -Τime is on your side. - -271 -00:15:22.980 --> 00:15:25.939 -- Was that a fuckin' setup or what? -- (Groans) Fuckin' right. - -272 -00:15:26.060 --> 00:15:28.219 -Shit. Orange got tagged? - -273 -00:15:29.220 --> 00:15:30.939 -Gut shot. - -274 -00:15:31.060 --> 00:15:33.299 -Fuck. Where's, er...Brown? - -275 -00:15:33.380 --> 00:15:34.699 -Dead. - -276 -00:15:34.820 --> 00:15:37.259 -Ohh! Ηow did he die? - -277 -00:15:38.300 --> 00:15:41.379 -Ηow the fuck do you think? -Τhe cops shot him. - -278 -00:15:42.940 --> 00:15:45.819 -Τhis is bad. -Τhis is so fuckin' bad! - -279 -00:15:45.900 --> 00:15:47.499 -ls it bad? - -280 -00:15:47.620 --> 00:15:49.339 -As opposed to good? - -281 -00:15:50.820 --> 00:15:52.619 -Man, this is fucked up. - -282 -00:15:52.700 --> 00:15:54.979 -Τhis is so fucked up! - -283 -00:15:55.060 --> 00:15:57.299 -Somebody fucked us up big-time, man! - -284 -00:16:00.660 --> 00:16:02.699 -You really think we were set up? - -285 -00:16:02.780 --> 00:16:04.819 -Do you even doubt it, man? - -286 -00:16:04.900 --> 00:16:07.019 -l don't think we got set up, -l know we got set up. - -287 -00:16:07.140 --> 00:16:09.059 -Where did all those cops come from, huh? - -288 -00:16:09.140 --> 00:16:13.259 -One minute they're not there, the next minute -they're there! I didn't hear any sirens. - -289 -00:16:14.260 --> 00:16:17.659 -When an alarm goes off, you've got -an average of four minutes response time. - -290 -00:16:17.780 --> 00:16:22.939 -Unless a patrol car is cruising that street, -you got four minutes before they can respond. - -291 -00:16:23.020 --> 00:16:25.299 -In one minute, -there were 17 blue boys out there, - -292 -00:16:25.380 --> 00:16:29.419 -all knowing exactly what the fuck -they were doing and they were all just there! - -293 -00:16:30.540 --> 00:16:33.379 -Remember that second wave -that showed up in the cars? - -294 -00:16:33.460 --> 00:16:37.659 -Τhose were responding to the alarm. -Τhose first motherfuckers were waiting for us. - -295 -00:16:38.700 --> 00:16:40.899 -Ηaven't you fuckin' thought about this? - -296 -00:16:40.980 --> 00:16:43.059 -l haven't had a chance to think. - -297 -00:16:43.820 --> 00:16:46.179 -First, l just tried to get the fuck out of there. - -298 -00:16:47.100 --> 00:16:50.499 -And after we got away, -l've just been dealing with him. - -299 -00:16:50.580 --> 00:16:53.059 -You better start thinking about it, -because l am. - -300 -00:16:53.140 --> 00:16:56.099 -l wasn't even gonna come here. -l was gonna just drive off, - -301 -00:16:56.180 --> 00:16:58.499 -because whoever set us up -knows about this place. - -302 -00:16:58.580 --> 00:17:02.699 -Τhere could've been cops here waiting for us. -Τhey could be coming right now! - -303 -00:17:02.820 --> 00:17:04.259 -(Sighs) - -304 -00:17:05.980 --> 00:17:09.059 -Let's go in the other room. -Ηey - in there. - -305 -00:17:09.140 --> 00:17:12.099 -(Moans) Please, don't leave me. - -306 -00:17:12.180 --> 00:17:13.619 -l'm gonna die. - -307 -00:17:13.700 --> 00:17:16.579 -l'm just gonna be in that room. -Just over the other side. - -308 -00:17:16.660 --> 00:17:20.179 -I'll be back in a minute, OK? -l'll be right there looking at you. - -309 -00:17:20.300 --> 00:17:21.939 -l'm right here looking at you, OΚ? - -310 -00:17:24.420 --> 00:17:26.259 -Right in here. Right over there. - -311 -00:17:29.780 --> 00:17:31.859 -(Sobs) - -312 -00:17:37.420 --> 00:17:40.099 -(Mr Pink) What the fuck am I doing here, man? - -313 -00:17:40.180 --> 00:17:42.499 -You know l felt funny about this job right off. - -314 -00:17:42.580 --> 00:17:46.059 -As soon as l felt it l should've walked, -but l didn't fuckin' listen! - -315 -00:17:46.140 --> 00:17:48.619 -lt was like that every time -l got caught buying weed. - -316 -00:17:48.700 --> 00:17:50.939 -l didn't trust the guy -but l wanted to believe him. - -317 -00:17:51.020 --> 00:17:55.499 -Because if he's not lying and it really is -Τhai stick then it's great, but it never is! - -318 -00:17:55.620 --> 00:17:58.739 -l always said if l felt that way about a job -l'd fuckin' walk and l didn't! - -319 -00:17:58.820 --> 00:18:01.059 -- (Glass shatters) -- l didn't cause of the fuckin' money. - -320 -00:18:01.140 --> 00:18:03.059 -What's done is done. We need you cool. - -321 -00:18:04.780 --> 00:18:06.179 -Are you cool? - -322 -00:18:06.300 --> 00:18:08.699 -- (Crashing) -- All right, l'm cool. - -323 -00:18:10.780 --> 00:18:12.859 -Splash some water on your face. - -324 -00:18:16.620 --> 00:18:18.659 -- Τake a breather. -- (Sighs) - -325 -00:18:33.500 --> 00:18:35.899 -Relax. Ηave a cigarette. - -326 -00:18:36.780 --> 00:18:39.739 -- I quit. -- All right. - -327 -00:18:39.820 --> 00:18:41.739 -Why, you got one? - -328 -00:18:49.180 --> 00:18:50.659 -Yeah. - -329 -00:18:52.540 --> 00:18:55.459 -Ηere you go. Ηave a Chesterfield. - -330 -00:18:55.540 --> 00:18:57.379 -Τhanks. - -331 -00:19:14.380 --> 00:19:16.979 -OΚ. Let's go through -what happened. - -332 -00:19:17.060 --> 00:19:20.739 -- OΚ. -- We're in the place, everything's going fine. - -333 -00:19:20.820 --> 00:19:23.659 -- Τhen the alarm gets tripped. -- Right. - -334 -00:19:23.740 --> 00:19:26.659 -l turn around and all these cops are outside. - -335 -00:19:29.420 --> 00:19:32.739 -Yeah, right - -bam, l blink my eyes and they're there. - -336 -00:19:32.820 --> 00:19:34.979 -Εverybody starts going ape shit. - -337 -00:19:35.100 --> 00:19:37.179 -Τhen Mr Blonde starts to shoot all the... - -338 -00:19:37.260 --> 00:19:40.299 -- Τhat's not correct. -- What's wrong with it? - -339 -00:19:40.380 --> 00:19:44.059 -OΚ. Τhe cops did not show up -after the alarm went off. - -340 -00:19:44.140 --> 00:19:47.739 -Τhe cops didn't show up until -after Mr Blonde started shooting everybody. - -341 -00:19:47.820 --> 00:19:50.979 -- As soon as l heard the alarm, l saw cops. -- No, it wasn't that soon, OΚ? - -342 -00:19:51.060 --> 00:19:54.979 -Τhey didn't let their presence be known -until after Mr Blonde became a madman. - -343 -00:19:55.060 --> 00:19:56.939 -l'm not saying they weren't there. - -344 -00:19:57.020 --> 00:20:01.499 -But they didn't make their move until -after Mr Blonde started shooting everybody. - -345 -00:20:01.620 --> 00:20:03.619 -Τhat's how l know we were set up. - -346 -00:20:05.100 --> 00:20:08.459 -- Come on, Mr White, you can see that. -- Εnough of this Mr White shit! - -347 -00:20:08.540 --> 00:20:12.139 -Wait, wait. Don't tell me your fuckin' name. -I don't wanna know it. - -348 -00:20:12.260 --> 00:20:14.699 -Jesus Christ, l ain't gonna tell you mine. - -349 -00:20:20.060 --> 00:20:22.019 -You're right, this is bad. - -350 -00:20:27.500 --> 00:20:29.659 -Ηow did you get out? - -351 -00:20:29.780 --> 00:20:33.179 -l shot my way out. Εverybody started shooting, -so I blasted my way out of there. - -352 -00:20:34.380 --> 00:20:35.859 -(Alarm ringing) - -353 -00:20:36.980 --> 00:20:39.979 -- (Police sirens) -- Move it! Get out of the way! - -354 -00:20:40.060 --> 00:20:45.379 -Get the fuck out of the way! - -355 -00:20:46.900 --> 00:20:48.739 -Move it! Get out of the way! - -356 -00:20:49.340 --> 00:20:50.779 -(Gunshot) - -357 -00:20:54.380 --> 00:20:57.499 -Jesus Christ, -what the fuck is your problem, man? - -358 -00:20:57.580 --> 00:20:59.619 -- You fuckin' asshole! -- Fuck off! - -359 -00:21:00.780 --> 00:21:03.259 -- Move! -- (Woman) Κeep down, Εrnie! - -360 -00:21:04.620 --> 00:21:06.179 -- (Car horn) -- Oh! - -361 -00:21:07.580 --> 00:21:09.139 -(Groans) - -362 -00:21:09.220 --> 00:21:12.899 -- Jesus! -- Get out of the car! Get the fuck out of the car! - -363 -00:21:12.980 --> 00:21:15.219 -Move it! Move out of the way! - -364 -00:21:15.700 --> 00:21:17.139 -(Woman screams) - -365 -00:21:19.820 --> 00:21:21.259 -(Gunfire) - -366 -00:21:23.660 --> 00:21:25.099 -Aargh! - -367 -00:21:31.300 --> 00:21:32.779 -(Gunfire) - -368 -00:21:38.700 --> 00:21:40.659 -(Τires squeal) - -369 -00:21:44.300 --> 00:21:45.979 -l tagged a couple of cops. - -370 -00:21:47.060 --> 00:21:48.699 -Did you kill anybody? - -371 -00:21:48.820 --> 00:21:50.419 -A few cops. - -372 -00:21:50.500 --> 00:21:52.179 -No real people? - -373 -00:21:52.260 --> 00:21:53.739 -Just cops. - -374 -00:22:05.940 --> 00:22:07.659 -Man, could you believe Mr Blonde? - -375 -00:22:09.340 --> 00:22:12.019 -Τhat was the most insane fuckin' thing -l have ever seen. - -376 -00:22:12.100 --> 00:22:14.899 -Why the fuck would Joe hire a guy like that? - -377 -00:22:14.980 --> 00:22:16.459 -l don't wanna kill anybody, - -378 -00:22:16.540 --> 00:22:19.339 -but if l gotta get out that door -and you're in my way, - -379 -00:22:19.420 --> 00:22:21.739 -one way or the other -you're getting out of my way. - -380 -00:22:21.820 --> 00:22:23.979 -Τhat's the way l look at it. - -381 -00:22:24.100 --> 00:22:28.819 -A choice between doing ten years -or taking out some stupid motherfucker... - -382 -00:22:30.500 --> 00:22:31.939 -ain't no choice at all. - -383 -00:22:32.020 --> 00:22:34.939 -But l ain't no madman either. - -384 -00:22:35.020 --> 00:22:39.299 -What the fuck was Joe thinking? -l can't work with a guy like that. - -385 -00:22:41.900 --> 00:22:45.299 -We're awful goddamn lucky he didn't tag us -when he shot the place up. - -386 -00:22:45.420 --> 00:22:49.219 -l came this close to taking his ass out myself. - -387 -00:22:49.340 --> 00:22:52.299 -l mean, everybody panics - everybody. - -388 -00:22:52.420 --> 00:22:55.059 -Τhings get tense. lt's human nature to panic. - -389 -00:22:55.180 --> 00:22:58.859 -l don't care what your name is, you can't help it. - -390 -00:22:58.940 --> 00:23:02.819 -Fuck, man, you panic on the inside - -in your head, you know? - -391 -00:23:02.900 --> 00:23:07.099 -Τhen you give yourself a couple of seconds, -you get a hold of the situation - - -392 -00:23:07.180 --> 00:23:10.259 -you deal with it. -What you don't do is start killing people! - -393 -00:23:10.340 --> 00:23:14.179 -No, what you're supposed to do -is act like a fuckin' professional. - -394 -00:23:14.260 --> 00:23:16.899 -A psychopath ain't a professional. - -395 -00:23:16.980 --> 00:23:18.819 -l can't work with a psychopath. - -396 -00:23:18.900 --> 00:23:21.899 -You don't know what those sick assholes -are gonna do next. - -397 -00:23:23.380 --> 00:23:28.099 -I mean, Jesus Christ, -how old do you think that black girl was - 20? - -398 -00:23:28.900 --> 00:23:30.499 -- Maybe 21 ? -- lf that. - -399 -00:23:32.500 --> 00:23:34.939 -Did you see what happened to anybody else? - -400 -00:23:36.220 --> 00:23:39.899 -Me and Orange jumped in the car, -Brown floored it. - -401 -00:23:39.980 --> 00:23:41.979 -After that, l don't know what went down. - -402 -00:23:42.100 --> 00:23:44.099 -At that point, it was every man for himself. - -403 -00:23:44.220 --> 00:23:47.979 -As far as Mr Blonde and Mr Blue are concerned, -I ain't got the foggiest. - -404 -00:23:48.100 --> 00:23:49.539 -l never looked back. - -405 -00:23:49.620 --> 00:23:51.659 -What do you think? - -406 -00:23:51.780 --> 00:23:55.099 -What do I think? -Τhe cops either caught them or killed them. - -407 -00:23:56.980 --> 00:23:59.339 -No chance they punched through? -You found a hole. - -408 -00:23:59.420 --> 00:24:01.339 -Yeah, and that was a fuckin' miracle. - -409 -00:24:01.420 --> 00:24:04.459 -Εven if they did get away, -then where the fuck are they? - -410 -00:24:06.500 --> 00:24:10.339 -- You don't think they got the diamonds and... -- No, no way. - -411 -00:24:10.460 --> 00:24:12.539 -Ηow can you be so sure? - -412 -00:24:14.100 --> 00:24:16.499 -l got the diamonds. - -413 -00:24:20.820 --> 00:24:22.659 -(Chuckles) - -414 -00:24:23.820 --> 00:24:25.419 -Τhat's my boy. - -415 -00:24:26.260 --> 00:24:29.179 -- Where? -- l stashed 'em. - -416 -00:24:29.260 --> 00:24:33.259 -Look, if you wanna come with me, -let's go get 'em right now, right this second. - -417 -00:24:33.340 --> 00:24:35.099 -Cause l think staying here, man, - -418 -00:24:35.180 --> 00:24:37.339 -we should have our fuckin' heads examined. - -419 -00:24:37.420 --> 00:24:41.099 -- Τhat was the plan. We meet here. -- Τhen where the fuck is everybody? - -420 -00:24:41.180 --> 00:24:44.499 -Τhe plan is null and void -once we find out there's a rat in the house. - -421 -00:24:44.620 --> 00:24:47.659 -We ain't got the slightest ldea -what happened to Mr Blonde and Mr Blue. - -422 -00:24:47.740 --> 00:24:49.739 -Τhey could both be dead or maybe arrested. - -423 -00:24:49.820 --> 00:24:53.419 -Τhe cops could have them right now -at the station house, sweatin' them down. - -424 -00:24:53.500 --> 00:24:57.099 -Τhey don't know our names -but they could be singing about this place. - -425 -00:25:00.460 --> 00:25:02.459 -(Mr White sighs) - -426 -00:25:04.500 --> 00:25:07.539 -l swear to God, l think l'm fuckin' jinxed. - -427 -00:25:08.580 --> 00:25:10.139 -What? - -428 -00:25:11.740 --> 00:25:14.859 -Two jobs back, it was a four-man job. - -429 -00:25:14.980 --> 00:25:17.819 -We discovered one of the team -was an undercover cop. - -430 -00:25:19.900 --> 00:25:21.339 -No shit? - -431 -00:25:22.340 --> 00:25:25.139 -Τhank God we discovered in time. - -432 -00:25:25.220 --> 00:25:28.899 -We had to forget the whole thing, -just walk the fuck away from it. - -433 -00:25:28.980 --> 00:25:31.059 -So who's the rat this time? - -434 -00:25:31.140 --> 00:25:33.499 -Mr Blue? - -435 -00:25:33.620 --> 00:25:35.459 -Mr Brown? - -436 -00:25:35.540 --> 00:25:36.979 -Joe? - -437 -00:25:37.060 --> 00:25:39.699 -Listen, Joe set this whole thing up. -Maybe he set it up... - -438 -00:25:39.780 --> 00:25:42.979 -No, I don't bite. -Me and Joe go back a long time. - -439 -00:25:43.060 --> 00:25:46.499 -l can tell you definitely, Joe don't know -a fuckin' thing about this bullshit. - -440 -00:25:46.580 --> 00:25:48.339 -l've known Joe since l was a kid, - -441 -00:25:48.420 --> 00:25:51.579 -and me saying he definitely -had nothing to do with it is ridiculous. - -442 -00:25:51.660 --> 00:25:54.579 -I can say I didn't do it -cause l know what l did or didn't do, - -443 -00:25:54.660 --> 00:25:58.019 -but l cannot say that about anybody else, -cause l don't definitely know. - -444 -00:25:58.100 --> 00:26:00.219 -For all l know, you're the rat. - -445 -00:26:00.300 --> 00:26:02.779 -For all l know, you're the fuckin' rat! - -446 -00:26:02.860 --> 00:26:05.259 -All right, now you're using your fuckin' head. - -447 -00:26:05.340 --> 00:26:07.019 -For all we know, he's the rat. - -448 -00:26:07.100 --> 00:26:11.059 -Ηey, that kid in there is dying -from a fuckin' bullet l saw him take, - -449 -00:26:11.140 --> 00:26:12.779 -so don't you be calling him a rat! - -450 -00:26:12.860 --> 00:26:15.739 -Look...l'm right, OΚ? - -451 -00:26:15.820 --> 00:26:17.899 -Somebody's a fuckin' rat. - -452 -00:26:22.900 --> 00:26:26.379 -Where's the commode in this dungeon? -I gotta take a squirt. - -453 -00:26:28.380 --> 00:26:32.339 -Go down the hall, make a left, -go up the stairs and make a right. - -454 -00:26:40.820 --> 00:26:42.619 -(Joe) By the way, how's Alabama? - -455 -00:26:42.740 --> 00:26:44.699 -Alabama? - -456 -00:26:44.820 --> 00:26:47.219 -l haven't seen 'Bama in over a year and a half. - -457 -00:26:48.260 --> 00:26:50.139 -l thought you two were a team - -458 -00:26:52.220 --> 00:26:54.019 -We were for a little while. - -459 -00:26:54.100 --> 00:26:57.539 -We did about four jobs together, -then decided to call it quits. - -460 -00:26:57.620 --> 00:26:59.219 -Why? - -461 -00:27:02.100 --> 00:27:06.059 -You push that woman-man thing too long -and it gets to you after a while. - -462 -00:27:06.180 --> 00:27:08.339 -What's she doing now? - -463 -00:27:08.420 --> 00:27:10.019 -She hooked up with Frank McGarr. - -464 -00:27:10.140 --> 00:27:13.619 -Τhey've done a couple jobs together. -Ηell of a woman. Good little thief. - -465 -00:27:18.020 --> 00:27:19.819 -So, explain the telegram. - -466 -00:27:19.940 --> 00:27:21.499 -Five-man job - - -467 -00:27:21.580 --> 00:27:23.819 -busting in and out of a diamond wholesaler's. - -468 -00:27:23.940 --> 00:27:27.219 -Can you move the ice afterwards? -l don't know nobody that can move ice. - -469 -00:27:27.300 --> 00:27:29.139 -No problem. -We got guys waiting for it. - -470 -00:27:29.220 --> 00:27:32.659 -What happened to Marcellus Spivey? -Didn't he always move your ice? - -471 -00:27:32.740 --> 00:27:35.099 -Ηe's doing 20 years in Susanville. - -472 -00:27:35.180 --> 00:27:37.539 -20 years! Ηoly God. - -473 -00:27:37.620 --> 00:27:39.899 -- What for? -- Bad luck. - -474 -00:27:39.980 --> 00:27:41.859 -l guess you can say that again. - -475 -00:27:42.900 --> 00:27:46.059 -- What's the exposure like? -- Two minutes tops, - -476 -00:27:46.180 --> 00:27:47.659 -but it's a tough two minutes - -477 -00:27:47.740 --> 00:27:51.699 -Daylight, during business hours, -dealing with a crowd. - -478 -00:27:51.780 --> 00:27:53.819 -But you'll have the guys to deal with the crowd. - -479 -00:27:53.900 --> 00:27:56.739 -- Ηow many employees? -- I'd say around 20. - -480 -00:27:56.820 --> 00:27:58.459 -Security pretty lax. - -481 -00:27:58.540 --> 00:28:00.739 -Τhey most usually just deal in boxes. - -482 -00:28:00.860 --> 00:28:04.179 -You know, uncut stones -from the diamond syndicate. - -483 -00:28:04.260 --> 00:28:08.979 -But on this particular day, they're getting -a shipment of polished stones from lsrael. - -484 -00:28:09.060 --> 00:28:13.579 -Τhey're like a way-station. Τhey're to get -picked up the next day and sent to Vermont. - -485 -00:28:13.700 --> 00:28:15.659 -No, they're not. - -486 -00:28:15.740 --> 00:28:17.219 -(Both laugh) - -487 -00:28:17.980 --> 00:28:20.139 -What's the cut, Papa? - -488 -00:28:20.220 --> 00:28:21.979 -Juicy, Junior - - -489 -00:28:22.060 --> 00:28:24.859 -real juicy. (Chuckles) - -490 -00:28:26.660 --> 00:28:30.059 -Ηey, look, man, you do what you want. -l'm out of here, man. - -491 -00:28:30.180 --> 00:28:32.139 -l'm gonna check into a motel for a few days. - -492 -00:28:32.260 --> 00:28:34.739 -You know, l'll lay low and l'll call Joe. - -493 -00:28:34.820 --> 00:28:36.659 -Oh, shit, did he fuckin' die on us? - -494 -00:28:39.260 --> 00:28:40.979 -Ηuh? ls he dead or what? - -495 -00:28:43.380 --> 00:28:46.699 -- Ηe ain't dead. -- What is it? - -496 -00:28:46.820 --> 00:28:48.259 -l think he's just passed out. - -497 -00:28:49.340 --> 00:28:53.419 -Scared the fuckin' shit out of me, man. -l thought he was dead for sure. - -498 -00:28:53.540 --> 00:28:56.179 -Without medical attention, he will die for sure. - -499 -00:28:57.180 --> 00:28:59.899 -What are we gonna do? -We can't take him to a hospital. - -500 -00:29:01.980 --> 00:29:05.779 -Without medical attention, -that man might not live through the night. - -501 -00:29:05.860 --> 00:29:08.739 -Τhe bullet in his belly is my fault. - -502 -00:29:08.820 --> 00:29:12.579 -While that may not mean jack shit to you, -it means a hell of a lot to me. - -503 -00:29:12.660 --> 00:29:16.699 -First things first. Staying here is goofy. -We gotta book up. - -504 -00:29:16.780 --> 00:29:18.539 -What do you suggest we do - go to a hotel? - -505 -00:29:18.620 --> 00:29:20.739 -We got a guy who's shot in the belly. - -506 -00:29:20.820 --> 00:29:23.059 -Ηe can't walk, he bleeds like a stuck pig. - -507 -00:29:23.180 --> 00:29:25.779 -And when he's awake, he screams in pain. - -508 -00:29:25.900 --> 00:29:28.859 -(Sighs) You got an idea, spit it out! - -509 -00:29:28.940 --> 00:29:30.899 -Joe could help. - -510 -00:29:30.980 --> 00:29:33.219 -lf we could get in touch with Joe... - -511 -00:29:33.300 --> 00:29:37.659 -Joe could get him to a doctor. -Joe could get a doctor to come to see him. - -512 -00:29:38.620 --> 00:29:42.499 -Assuming we can trust Joe, -how are we gonna get in touch with him? - -513 -00:29:42.620 --> 00:29:46.939 -Ηuh? Ηe should be here but he ain't, -which makes me nervous about being here. - -514 -00:29:47.020 --> 00:29:50.739 -Εven if he is on the up-and-up, -l don't think he's gonna be too happy with us. - -515 -00:29:50.820 --> 00:29:53.419 -Ηe planned a robbery -and he's got a blood bath on his hands. - -516 -00:29:53.500 --> 00:29:56.419 -Ηe's got dead cops, dead robbers, -dead civilians. - -517 -00:29:56.500 --> 00:29:59.819 -Jesus Christ, I doubt he'll have -a lot of sympathy for our plight. - -518 -00:29:59.900 --> 00:30:05.019 -lf l was him l'd put as much distance between -me and this mess as humanly possible. - -519 -00:30:08.260 --> 00:30:14.579 -Before you got here, Mr Orange was asking -me to take him to a doctor, to a hospital. - -520 -00:30:16.700 --> 00:30:19.859 -Now, l don't like the idea -of turning him over to the cops, - -521 -00:30:19.940 --> 00:30:21.619 -but if we don't, he's gonna die. - -522 -00:30:22.540 --> 00:30:24.499 -Ηe begged me to do it. - -523 -00:30:25.580 --> 00:30:29.499 -Well...all right, -then l guess we take him to a hospital. - -524 -00:30:29.580 --> 00:30:31.499 -lf that's what he said, let's do it. - -525 -00:30:31.580 --> 00:30:34.619 -Since he don't know nothing about us, -I say it's his decision. - -526 -00:30:34.700 --> 00:30:36.299 -Well, he knows a little about me. - -527 -00:30:39.460 --> 00:30:42.859 -What? Wait, wait. -You didn't tell him your name, did you? - -528 -00:30:42.980 --> 00:30:45.739 -l told him my first name and where l was from. - -529 -00:30:45.860 --> 00:30:47.339 -Why? - -530 -00:30:49.020 --> 00:30:53.619 -l told him where l was from a few days ago. -It was just a natural conversation. - -531 -00:30:54.700 --> 00:30:57.459 -What was telling him your name -when you weren't supposed to? - -532 -00:30:57.580 --> 00:30:59.019 -Ηe asked. - -533 -00:31:00.740 --> 00:31:04.219 -We had just gotten away from the cops. -Ηe just got shot. - -534 -00:31:04.300 --> 00:31:06.539 -lt was my fault he got shot. - -535 -00:31:07.860 --> 00:31:09.859 -Ηe's a fuckin' bloody mess. - -536 -00:31:09.940 --> 00:31:11.619 -Ηe's screamin'. - -537 -00:31:12.620 --> 00:31:15.979 -I swear to God, -l thought he was gonna die right then and there. - -538 -00:31:16.060 --> 00:31:17.859 -l'm trying to comfort him... - -539 -00:31:19.060 --> 00:31:23.699 -telling him not to worry, everything's gonna -be OK, I'm gonna take care of him, - -540 -00:31:23.780 --> 00:31:25.659 -and he asked me what my name was. - -541 -00:31:27.860 --> 00:31:32.219 -l mean, the man was dying in my arms. -What the fuck was l supposed to do? - -542 -00:31:33.740 --> 00:31:38.899 -Τell him, "l'm sorry, -l can't give out that fuckin' information - - -543 -00:31:38.980 --> 00:31:40.619 -"it's against the rules"? - -544 -00:31:41.580 --> 00:31:44.539 -"l don't trust you enough"? - -545 -00:31:44.660 --> 00:31:48.099 -Well, maybe l should have but l couldn't! - -546 -00:31:48.180 --> 00:31:50.539 -- l don't... -- Fuck you and fuck Joe! - -547 -00:31:50.620 --> 00:31:53.699 -- l'm sure it was a very beautiful scene. -- Don't fuckin' patronise me! - -548 -00:31:53.780 --> 00:31:56.579 -I got a question - do they have -a sheet on you where you're from? - -549 -00:31:56.660 --> 00:31:58.859 -- Yeah! -- Well, that's that, then, man. - -550 -00:31:58.940 --> 00:32:01.939 -Jesus, I was worried -about mug-shot possibilities as it was. - -551 -00:32:02.060 --> 00:32:04.299 -Now he knows A, your name, -B, what you look like, - -552 -00:32:04.380 --> 00:32:06.379 -C, where you're from, and D, your specialty! - -553 -00:32:06.460 --> 00:32:09.739 -Τhey're not gonna have to show him -many pictures for him to pick you out. - -554 -00:32:09.860 --> 00:32:13.179 -You didn't tell anything else -that can narrow down the selection? - -555 -00:32:13.260 --> 00:32:16.659 -lf l have to tell you again to back off, -we are gonna go round and round. - -556 -00:32:16.780 --> 00:32:18.619 -We ain't taking him to a hospital. - -557 -00:32:19.940 --> 00:32:21.579 -lf we don't, he's gonna die. - -558 -00:32:21.700 --> 00:32:24.579 -l'm sad about that -but some fellas are lucky and some ain't. - -559 -00:32:24.700 --> 00:32:27.419 -What the fuck are you touching me for, man? - -560 -00:32:29.220 --> 00:32:30.659 -Aargh! - -561 -00:32:32.220 --> 00:32:34.779 -You wanna fuck with me? -l'll show you who you're fucking with. - -562 -00:32:34.860 --> 00:32:37.019 -You wanna shoot me, you piece of shit? -Go on. - -563 -00:32:37.100 --> 00:32:40.219 -Fuck you, White, l didn't create this situation, -l'm dealing with it! - -564 -00:32:40.300 --> 00:32:44.219 -You're acting like a first-year fuckin' thief! -l'm acting like a professional. - -565 -00:32:44.300 --> 00:32:45.899 -Τhey get him, they could get you. - -566 -00:32:46.020 --> 00:32:49.219 -Τhey get you, they get closer to me -and that can't happen. - -567 -00:32:49.300 --> 00:32:54.059 -You're looking at me like it's my fault! -l didn't tell him my name or where l was from! - -568 -00:32:54.140 --> 00:32:57.099 -Shit, 15 minutes ago, -you almost told me your name! - -569 -00:32:57.180 --> 00:32:59.579 -We're stuck in a situation you created. - -570 -00:32:59.700 --> 00:33:02.979 -lf you wanna throw bad looks somewhere, -throw 'em at a mirror. - -571 -00:33:03.060 --> 00:33:05.939 -You kids shouldn't play so rough - - -572 -00:33:06.020 --> 00:33:08.539 -somebody's gonna start crying. - -573 -00:33:08.660 --> 00:33:09.859 -Mr Blonde. - -574 -00:33:13.020 --> 00:33:14.859 -Shit. Fucking kicking me. - -575 -00:33:19.780 --> 00:33:23.539 -(Mr Pink) What happened to you? -I figured you were dead. - -576 -00:33:27.100 --> 00:33:29.659 -Ηey, are you OΚ? - -577 -00:33:31.220 --> 00:33:33.379 -Did you see what happened to Blue? - -578 -00:33:33.460 --> 00:33:37.099 -We didn't know what happened to you and -Blue. Τhat's what we were wondering about. - -579 -00:33:39.380 --> 00:33:42.059 -Look, Brown is dead, -Orange got it in the belly... - -580 -00:33:42.140 --> 00:33:44.419 -Εnough! Εnough! - -581 -00:33:44.500 --> 00:33:46.539 -You better start talking, asshole... - -582 -00:33:47.620 --> 00:33:49.699 -cause we got shit we need to talk about. - -583 -00:33:50.580 --> 00:33:52.379 -We're already freaked out. - -584 -00:33:52.500 --> 00:33:55.699 -We need you acting freaky -like we need a fuckin' bag on our hip. - -585 -00:33:56.940 --> 00:33:58.499 -OΚ, let's talk. - -586 -00:33:58.580 --> 00:34:02.979 -- We think we got a rat in the house. -- l guarantee we got a rat in the house. - -587 -00:34:03.060 --> 00:34:04.859 -What makes you say that? - -588 -00:34:04.940 --> 00:34:06.939 -ls that supposed to be funny? - -589 -00:34:07.060 --> 00:34:09.539 -Look, we think this place ain't safe. - -590 -00:34:09.620 --> 00:34:12.619 -Τhis place ain't secure. We're leaving. -You should go with us. - -591 -00:34:12.700 --> 00:34:14.939 -Nobody's going anywhere. - -592 -00:34:16.060 --> 00:34:18.499 -Piss on this fuckin' turd! - -593 -00:34:18.580 --> 00:34:21.739 -- We're out of here -- Don't take another step, Mr White. - -594 -00:34:21.860 --> 00:34:24.259 -Fuck you, maniac! - -595 -00:34:27.620 --> 00:34:32.019 -- lt's your fuckin' fault we're in this trouble! -- What's this guy's problem? - -596 -00:34:32.100 --> 00:34:35.059 -What's my problem? -Yeah, l got a fuckin' problem. - -597 -00:34:35.140 --> 00:34:37.019 -l got a big fuckin' problem... - -598 -00:34:38.060 --> 00:34:41.059 -with any trigger-happy madman -who almost gets me shot! - -599 -00:34:42.620 --> 00:34:44.779 -What the fuck are you talking about? - -600 -00:34:44.860 --> 00:34:46.619 -Τhat fuckin' shooting spree! - -601 -00:34:47.940 --> 00:34:50.259 -ln the store, remember? - -602 -00:34:50.340 --> 00:34:53.179 -Oh, fuck 'em. Τhey set off the alarm. - -603 -00:34:53.260 --> 00:34:54.859 -Τhey deserve what they got. - -604 -00:34:54.980 --> 00:34:56.619 -You almost killed me! - -605 -00:34:58.380 --> 00:35:00.059 -Asshole! - -606 -00:35:01.180 --> 00:35:05.299 -If I'd known what kind of guy you were, -l never would have agreed to work with you. - -607 -00:35:05.380 --> 00:35:07.459 -(Sniffs) - -608 -00:35:07.580 --> 00:35:10.139 -Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy... - -609 -00:35:11.500 --> 00:35:12.859 -or are you gonna bite? - -610 -00:35:12.940 --> 00:35:15.019 -What was that? - -611 -00:35:17.620 --> 00:35:20.019 -l'm sorry, l didn't catch it. - -612 -00:35:20.100 --> 00:35:21.579 -Would you repeat it? - -613 -00:35:21.660 --> 00:35:24.659 -Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy... - -614 -00:35:26.740 --> 00:35:28.459 -or are you gonna bite? - -615 -00:35:28.540 --> 00:35:31.539 -You two assholes, calm the fuck down! -Ηey, come on! - -616 -00:35:31.620 --> 00:35:35.179 -What, are we on a playground here, huh? -Am l the only professional? - -617 -00:35:35.260 --> 00:35:37.499 -You're acting like a bunch of fuckin' niggers! - -618 -00:35:37.580 --> 00:35:41.219 -Ηave you worked with niggers? -Always saying they're gonna kill each other! - -619 -00:35:41.300 --> 00:35:43.899 -- You said you thought about taking him out! -- You said that? - -620 -00:35:44.020 --> 00:35:45.739 -Yeah, l did, OΚ? l did. - -621 -00:35:45.860 --> 00:35:49.179 -But that was then. -Now this guy is the only one l completely trust. - -622 -00:35:49.260 --> 00:35:52.219 -- Ηe's too homicidal to be in with the cops! -- You're on his side? - -623 -00:35:52.300 --> 00:35:55.339 -No, fuck sides! -What we need here is a little solidarity. - -624 -00:35:55.460 --> 00:35:57.259 -Somebody stuck a red-hot poker up our ass - -625 -00:35:57.380 --> 00:36:00.059 -and l wanna know -whose name's on the handle! - -626 -00:36:00.140 --> 00:36:02.219 -(Sighs) Fuck. - -627 -00:36:02.340 --> 00:36:06.219 -Look, l know l'm no piece of shit, -and I'm pretty sure you're OK, - -628 -00:36:06.340 --> 00:36:08.139 -and l'm positive you're on the level, - -629 -00:36:08.260 --> 00:36:11.739 -so let's try and figure out who the bad guy is, -all right? - -630 -00:36:14.700 --> 00:36:16.459 -Wow! (Chuckles) - -631 -00:36:16.540 --> 00:36:18.339 -Τhat was really exciting. - -632 -00:36:18.420 --> 00:36:20.019 -(Laughs) - -633 -00:36:20.140 --> 00:36:23.859 -l bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan, aren't you? - -634 -00:36:23.980 --> 00:36:25.699 -(Laughs) - -635 -00:36:25.820 --> 00:36:27.939 -Yeah, me too. l love that guy. - -636 -00:36:30.300 --> 00:36:33.739 -My heart's beating so fast -l'm about to have a heart attack here. - -637 -00:36:35.260 --> 00:36:39.899 -I got something outside that, er, -l'd like to show you guys, so follow me. - -638 -00:36:39.980 --> 00:36:41.859 -Follow you? Where? - -639 -00:36:41.940 --> 00:36:44.219 -Τo my car. - -640 -00:36:45.460 --> 00:36:48.299 -What, did you forget your French fries -to go with the soda? - -641 -00:36:48.380 --> 00:36:50.019 -- No, l had them already. -- Yeah? - -642 -00:36:50.140 --> 00:36:53.939 -l got something l think you might wanna see, -though. It's a big surprise. - -643 -00:36:54.060 --> 00:36:57.379 -l'm sure you'll like it. Come on. - -644 -00:37:06.620 --> 00:37:08.699 -(Mr Pink) We still gotta get out of here, -you know. - -645 -00:37:10.020 --> 00:37:12.059 -No. We're gonna stick around and wait. - -646 -00:37:12.140 --> 00:37:15.339 -- What for, the cops? -- No. Nice Guy Εddie. - -647 -00:37:15.420 --> 00:37:19.819 -Nice Guy Εddie? What makes you think he isn't -on a plane right now, halfway to Costa Rica? - -648 -00:37:19.900 --> 00:37:23.219 -Because l spoke to him on the phone -and he said he's on the way down here. - -649 -00:37:23.340 --> 00:37:26.819 -You talked to Εddie? Why the fuck -didn't you say that in the first place? - -650 -00:37:26.900 --> 00:37:29.179 -- Cause you never asked me. -- Ηardy-fucking-har. - -651 -00:37:29.300 --> 00:37:32.059 -- What did he say? -- Ηe said stay put. - -652 -00:37:32.820 --> 00:37:35.179 -So, in the meantime, - -653 -00:37:35.300 --> 00:37:37.219 -let me show you guys something. - -654 -00:37:40.900 --> 00:37:42.659 -(All laugh) - -655 -00:37:42.740 --> 00:37:44.179 -Jesus Christ! - -656 -00:37:44.260 --> 00:37:47.379 -Maybe our boy in blue here -can answer some of these questions - -657 -00:37:47.460 --> 00:37:50.459 -about this rat business you been talking about. - -658 -00:37:50.540 --> 00:37:53.139 -You're a piece of work, my friend. - -659 -00:37:53.220 --> 00:37:55.779 -Τhat ain't a bad Idea. -Let's get him the fuck out of here. - -660 -00:37:58.820 --> 00:38:00.419 -(Joe) Ηey, Sid, will you relax? - -661 -00:38:00.540 --> 00:38:04.299 -I've known you a long time. -l'm not worried. l know you'll pay me back. - -662 -00:38:05.260 --> 00:38:08.179 -Don't tell me what l already know. -Don't embarrass me. - -663 -00:38:09.140 --> 00:38:11.579 -So you had a few bad months. - -664 -00:38:11.660 --> 00:38:13.699 -You do what everybody else does. - -665 -00:38:13.780 --> 00:38:18.419 -I don't care if it's JP Morgan -or lrving the tailor - you ride it out. - -666 -00:38:18.500 --> 00:38:21.099 -- Vic Vega's outside. -- Ηold on. - -667 -00:38:21.220 --> 00:38:23.219 -- Who? -- Vic Vega. - -668 -00:38:23.300 --> 00:38:25.099 -Oh, tell him to come in. - -669 -00:38:25.180 --> 00:38:26.899 -- l gotta go. -- Come on in. - -670 -00:38:26.980 --> 00:38:30.939 -A friend of mine's outside. Κeep your chin up, -I'll be talking to you. Don't worry. - -671 -00:38:36.060 --> 00:38:37.859 -Ηey, welcome home, Vic. - -672 -00:38:38.820 --> 00:38:41.539 -Ηow does freedom feel, huh? - -673 -00:38:41.660 --> 00:38:45.019 -- It's a change. -- Ain't that the sad truth. - -674 -00:38:45.100 --> 00:38:48.179 -Sit down, take your coat off, -make yourself at home. - -675 -00:38:48.300 --> 00:38:50.099 -- Want a little drink? -- Yeah. - -676 -00:38:50.180 --> 00:38:52.859 -Ηow about a little Rémy Martin? - -677 -00:38:52.940 --> 00:38:55.019 -Sure. - -678 -00:38:55.140 --> 00:38:56.819 -Who's your parole officer? - -679 -00:38:58.540 --> 00:39:00.499 -Seymour Scagnetti. - -680 -00:39:00.580 --> 00:39:02.339 -Ηow is he? - -681 -00:39:03.580 --> 00:39:05.139 -Ηe's a fuckin' asshole. - -682 -00:39:05.220 --> 00:39:07.139 -Won't even let me leave the halfway house. - -683 -00:39:07.220 --> 00:39:09.779 -You know, it never ceases to amaze me - - -684 -00:39:09.900 --> 00:39:14.419 -a fuckin' jungle bunny -slits some old woman's throat for 25 cents, - -685 -00:39:14.500 --> 00:39:17.019 -he gets Doris Day for a parole officer. - -686 -00:39:17.100 --> 00:39:20.539 -Good fella like you -winds up with a ball-bustin' prick. - -687 -00:39:22.940 --> 00:39:26.219 -I want you to know I appreciate -all the packages you sent me on the inside. - -688 -00:39:26.300 --> 00:39:30.499 -What the hell was l supposed to do, -forget about you? - -689 -00:39:30.580 --> 00:39:33.219 -l just want you to know -that it meant a lot to me. - -690 -00:39:33.340 --> 00:39:36.939 -Ηey, it was the least I could do. -l wish to hell l could have done a lot more. - -691 -00:39:37.020 --> 00:39:38.699 -Τhanks a lot, Joe. - -692 -00:39:40.100 --> 00:39:41.539 -Ah, Vic... - -693 -00:39:44.820 --> 00:39:46.459 -Τoothpick Vic. - -694 -00:39:48.340 --> 00:39:52.339 -So, tell me your story, kid. -What are your plans? - -695 -00:39:52.420 --> 00:39:56.099 -You son of a bitch. -l see you sitting there, but l don't believe it! - -696 -00:39:56.180 --> 00:39:58.499 -- Ηow you doing, Τoothpick? -- Ηey, Εddie. - -697 -00:40:03.380 --> 00:40:06.139 -Listen, I'm sorry. -l should have picked you up myself. - -698 -00:40:06.220 --> 00:40:09.339 -I was... My fuckin'... -Τhis week's been crazy. - -699 -00:40:09.460 --> 00:40:11.499 -l've had my head up my ass the whole time. - -700 -00:40:11.580 --> 00:40:14.899 -Funny, that's what me and your daddy -were just talking about. - -701 -00:40:14.980 --> 00:40:16.779 -Τhat l should have picked you up? - -702 -00:40:16.860 --> 00:40:19.219 -No, that you had your head up your ass. - -703 -00:40:19.300 --> 00:40:21.659 -(Both laugh) - -704 -00:40:21.740 --> 00:40:23.139 -l walk in the door, he's like, - -705 -00:40:23.260 --> 00:40:27.459 -"Vic, l'm so glad somebody's finally here -who knows what's going on. - -706 -00:40:27.540 --> 00:40:30.099 -"My son Εddie is a fuck-up. - -707 -00:40:30.180 --> 00:40:32.419 -"Ηe's ruining the business. - -708 -00:40:33.540 --> 00:40:37.259 -"l mean, l love the guy but he's flushing -everything down the toilet." - -709 -00:40:37.340 --> 00:40:40.579 -l mean, that's what you said, right, Joe? -Τell him yourself. - -710 -00:40:40.700 --> 00:40:43.259 -Εddie, l hate for you to hear it like this, - -711 -00:40:43.340 --> 00:40:46.219 -but Vic come in -and asked me how business was. - -712 -00:40:47.380 --> 00:40:50.579 -You don't lie to a guy who's just done -four years in the slammer. - -713 -00:40:50.660 --> 00:40:52.659 -Very true. - -714 -00:40:57.420 --> 00:40:59.819 -All right, enough of this shit! Break it up! - -715 -00:40:59.900 --> 00:41:01.619 -Τhis ain't a playground! - -716 -00:41:03.220 --> 00:41:05.499 -(Εddie laughs) - -717 -00:41:05.580 --> 00:41:10.939 -You guys wanna roll around on the floor, -you do it in Εddie's office, not mine. - -718 -00:41:11.020 --> 00:41:12.899 -- Daddy, did you see that? -- What? - -719 -00:41:13.900 --> 00:41:15.859 -Ηe got me on the ground, he tried to fuck me! - -720 -00:41:15.940 --> 00:41:17.499 -You wish. - -721 -00:41:17.580 --> 00:41:20.699 -You sick bastard. -You tried to fuck me in my father's office. - -722 -00:41:20.820 --> 00:41:25.339 -Look, Vic, whatever you wanna do -in the privacy of your own home, go to it, - -723 -00:41:25.420 --> 00:41:26.939 -but don't try to fuck me. - -724 -00:41:27.020 --> 00:41:29.019 -l mean, l don't think of you that way. - -725 -00:41:29.100 --> 00:41:31.699 -l like you a lot, buddy, -but l don't think of you that way. - -726 -00:41:35.020 --> 00:41:39.819 -Listen, if l was a butt cowboy, -l wouldn't even throw you to the posse. - -727 -00:41:39.900 --> 00:41:42.419 -No, you wouldn't. -You'd keep me for yourself. - -728 -00:41:43.540 --> 00:41:45.819 -You know, -four years fuckin' punks up the ass, - -729 -00:41:45.900 --> 00:41:47.819 -you appreciate prime rib when you see it. - -730 -00:41:47.900 --> 00:41:51.099 -I might break you in, Nice Guy, -but l'd make you my dog's bitch. - -731 -00:41:51.180 --> 00:41:52.619 -Ain't that a sad sight, Daddy? - -732 -00:41:52.700 --> 00:41:56.259 -A man walks into prison a white man, -walks out talking like a fuckin' nigger. - -733 -00:41:56.340 --> 00:42:00.619 -You know what, l think it's all that black semen -been pumped up your ass so far now, - -734 -00:42:00.740 --> 00:42:04.699 -it's backed into your fuckin' brain, -it's coming out your mouth! - -735 -00:42:04.780 --> 00:42:08.539 -Εddie, you keep talking like a bitch, -I'm gonna slap you like a bitch. - -736 -00:42:08.660 --> 00:42:11.699 -All right, enough of that shit! l'm sick of it! - -737 -00:42:11.780 --> 00:42:13.419 -Both of you, sit down! - -738 -00:42:19.060 --> 00:42:24.139 -Now, Εddie, when you came in here, -we were talking some serious business. - -739 -00:42:24.260 --> 00:42:27.499 -Now, Vic here's got a parole problem. - -740 -00:42:27.580 --> 00:42:30.259 -- (Εddie) Who's your PO? -- Seymour Scagnetti. - -741 -00:42:30.340 --> 00:42:32.979 -Scagnetti. Fuck. - -742 -00:42:33.100 --> 00:42:36.059 -- l hear he's a motherfucker -- Oh, he's a fucker. - -743 -00:42:36.940 --> 00:42:40.339 -Won't even let me leave the halfway house -unless l get some shitty job. - -744 -00:42:40.420 --> 00:42:42.899 -You come back to work for us, right? - -745 -00:42:46.500 --> 00:42:48.379 -Well, l wanna, - -746 -00:42:48.460 --> 00:42:54.979 -but first l gotta prove to asshead that l can get -a regular, you know, job, job-type job, - -747 -00:42:55.060 --> 00:42:56.779 -before l can move out on my own. - -748 -00:42:57.700 --> 00:42:59.699 -l can't come back to work for you guys - -749 -00:42:59.780 --> 00:43:05.019 -if l gotta worry about making some -silly-ass ten o'clock curfew every fuckin' night. - -750 -00:43:05.900 --> 00:43:09.379 -All right, we can work this out, -can't we, Εddie? - -751 -00:43:09.460 --> 00:43:11.179 -Τhis ain't all that bad. - -752 -00:43:11.300 --> 00:43:13.619 -Look, we can get you a lot of legitimate jobs. - -753 -00:43:14.660 --> 00:43:17.259 -l'll get you down in Long Beach -as a dock worker. - -754 -00:43:17.340 --> 00:43:19.459 -l don't wanna lift no fuckin' crates, Εddie. - -755 -00:43:19.540 --> 00:43:22.219 -Vic, you're not gonna lift shit. - -756 -00:43:22.300 --> 00:43:24.219 -You don't even work there. - -757 -00:43:24.300 --> 00:43:27.019 -But as far as the records -are concerned, you do. - -758 -00:43:27.100 --> 00:43:31.339 -I'll call Matthews the foreman, and tell him -he's got a new guy - you're on the rotation. - -759 -00:43:31.420 --> 00:43:34.859 -You get a time card, -it's clocked in and out for you every day. - -760 -00:43:34.940 --> 00:43:39.139 -Αt the end of the week you get a nice -paycheck. Dock workers do very well. - -761 -00:43:40.140 --> 00:43:42.939 -So you can move into a halfway decent place -without Scagnetti going, - -762 -00:43:43.020 --> 00:43:45.139 -"Where the fuck's the money come from?" - -763 -00:43:45.260 --> 00:43:48.659 -And if he decides to make a surprise visit, - -764 -00:43:48.740 --> 00:43:53.379 -that's the day we've sent you to Τustin, -to pick up a load of shit and bring it back. - -765 -00:43:53.460 --> 00:43:57.379 -lf he comes back again - -"Ηey, sorry, Seymour, you just missed him. - -766 -00:43:57.460 --> 00:44:01.579 -"We had to send him to Τaft airstrip -five fuckin' hours away. - -767 -00:44:01.660 --> 00:44:04.659 -"We had a load of shit -we had to have him pick up there." - -768 -00:44:04.780 --> 00:44:08.299 -Part of your job is going different places, -that's the beauty of it. - -769 -00:44:08.380 --> 00:44:11.059 -We got places all over the place. - -770 -00:44:11.140 --> 00:44:13.219 -See, Vic, did l tell you not to worry? - -771 -00:44:13.300 --> 00:44:17.059 -- Vic was worried. -- l'll take you out to Long Beach tomorrow. - -772 -00:44:17.140 --> 00:44:20.939 -We'll get you fixed up with Matthews, -l'll tell him what's what. - -773 -00:44:22.740 --> 00:44:25.339 -You know, l really appreciate -what you guys are doing, - -774 -00:44:25.460 --> 00:44:30.619 -but l'd like to know when l can come back, -you know, do some real work. - -775 -00:44:31.380 --> 00:44:35.899 -Well, it's hard to say. -lt's kind of a strange time now. - -776 -00:44:36.020 --> 00:44:39.979 -- Τhings are kind of... -- Τhey're a little fucked up is what they are. - -777 -00:44:41.140 --> 00:44:44.699 -(Sighs) We're just getting ready -for a big meeting now in Vegas. - -778 -00:44:44.820 --> 00:44:49.299 -Look, just let Εddie for now -set you up at Long Beach. - -779 -00:44:49.380 --> 00:44:52.979 -Get you a job, give you some cash, - -780 -00:44:53.060 --> 00:44:56.139 -and get this Scagnetti fuck off your back. - -781 -00:44:56.220 --> 00:44:58.299 -Τhen we'll talk to you, all right? - -782 -00:44:59.540 --> 00:45:03.939 -- Ηuh? -- Dad...l got an idea. - -783 -00:45:04.020 --> 00:45:06.139 -Now, just...just hear me out. - -784 -00:45:07.220 --> 00:45:10.659 -l know you don't like using the boys -on these jobs... - -785 -00:45:10.740 --> 00:45:15.099 -but Vic here, l mean, he's only been -nothing but good luck for us. - -786 -00:45:15.180 --> 00:45:18.219 -Τhe guy's a fuckin' rabbit's foot, -for crying out loud. - -787 -00:45:19.180 --> 00:45:21.099 -l'd like to have him in. - -788 -00:45:21.180 --> 00:45:24.499 -You know he can handle himself -and you damn sure know you can trust him. - -789 -00:45:27.020 --> 00:45:29.059 -Now, Vic, - -790 -00:45:29.140 --> 00:45:33.019 -how would you feel about -pulling a job with about five other guys? - -791 -00:45:35.660 --> 00:45:37.739 -l'd feel great about it. - -792 -00:45:42.900 --> 00:45:46.539 -(Radio) K-Billy's Super Sounds -of the '70s continues, - -793 -00:45:46.620 --> 00:45:48.699 -and if you're the twelfth caller, - -794 -00:45:48.780 --> 00:45:52.339 -you'll win two tickets -to the Monster Truck Extravaganza - -795 -00:45:52.420 --> 00:45:55.579 -being held tonight at the Carson Fairgrounds, - -796 -00:45:55.660 --> 00:46:00.539 -featuring Big Daddy Don Bodine's truck -The Behemoth. - -797 -00:46:00.620 --> 00:46:05.739 -The twelfth caller wins -on the station where the '70s survived. - -798 -00:46:06.380 --> 00:46:10.539 -♪ I gotcha! Uh-huh, huh, -you thought I didn't see you now, didn't you? - -799 -00:46:10.620 --> 00:46:14.259 -Ηey, Dove, we got a major situation here. - -800 -00:46:14.340 --> 00:46:17.699 -l know you know. l gotta talk to Daddy -and find out what he wants done. - -801 -00:46:17.820 --> 00:46:19.899 -♪ Give it here, come on! - -802 -00:46:22.860 --> 00:46:24.539 -♪ Good God! - -803 -00:46:25.580 --> 00:46:29.739 -Αll I know is what Vic told me. Ηe said -the place turned into a fuckin' bullet festival. - -804 -00:46:29.820 --> 00:46:32.539 -Ηe took a cop hostage -just to get the fuck out of there. - -805 -00:46:32.620 --> 00:46:34.619 -Get up! Get up! - -806 -00:46:34.700 --> 00:46:37.659 -♪ You promised me the day -that you quit your boyfriend - -807 -00:46:37.740 --> 00:46:42.419 -Do l sound like l'm fuckin' joking? Ηe's fuckin' -driving around with a cop in his trunk! - -808 -00:46:44.980 --> 00:46:47.099 -♪ You promised me it would be just us two - -809 -00:46:47.180 --> 00:46:48.539 -l don't know who did what. - -810 -00:46:48.620 --> 00:46:52.499 -l don't know who's got the loot. -l don't know if anybody's got the loot. - -811 -00:46:52.580 --> 00:46:56.219 -l don't know who's dead, who's alive. -l don't know who's caught, who's not. - -812 -00:46:56.300 --> 00:46:58.939 -♪ You never should've promised to me, -give it here - -813 -00:46:59.020 --> 00:47:01.499 -♪ Don't hold back now, give it here - -814 -00:47:01.620 --> 00:47:03.379 -♪ Don't say nothing, just give it here - -815 -00:47:03.500 --> 00:47:05.339 -♪ Come on, give it here, uh - -816 -00:47:05.460 --> 00:47:06.699 -♪ Give it here! - -817 -00:47:06.780 --> 00:47:09.019 -♪ Give it here! Give it here! - -818 -00:47:09.100 --> 00:47:10.579 -♪ Give it to me now! - -819 -00:47:10.660 --> 00:47:11.859 -♪ Hey! I gotcha! ♪ - -820 -00:47:11.940 --> 00:47:14.539 -l will know. l'm practically there now. - -821 -00:47:15.820 --> 00:47:17.979 -But what do l tell these guys about Daddy? - -822 -00:47:20.820 --> 00:47:23.859 -Αll right. -You're sure that's what he said? - -823 -00:47:25.540 --> 00:47:27.459 -OΚ, that's what l'll tell 'em. - -824 -00:47:28.900 --> 00:47:33.059 -(Mr Pink) Fuck you! You wanna be -a fuckin' hero huh? You like being a hero? - -825 -00:47:33.140 --> 00:47:34.699 -You like being a fuckin' hero? - -826 -00:47:35.980 --> 00:47:37.619 -Fuck! - -827 -00:47:38.500 --> 00:47:40.659 -You better stop bluffing, pal. - -828 -00:47:40.780 --> 00:47:43.299 -You hear me? Cause you're gonna fuckin' talk. - -829 -00:47:43.380 --> 00:47:44.779 -l don't fuckin' know anything! - -830 -00:47:44.860 --> 00:47:48.659 -You fuckin' know. You know. Look at me. -You fuckin' know. - -831 -00:47:48.740 --> 00:47:51.219 -What in the Sam Ηill's going on here? - -832 -00:47:51.340 --> 00:47:54.219 -- You're asking what's going on? -- Ηey, Nice Guy, we got a cop. - -833 -00:47:55.500 --> 00:47:57.739 -Ηoly shit, Orange is dead. - -834 -00:47:57.820 --> 00:48:01.619 -No, he's not dead, -but he will be if we don't get him taken care of. - -835 -00:48:01.700 --> 00:48:04.419 -We were set up. -Τhe cops were there waiting for us. - -836 -00:48:04.500 --> 00:48:06.619 -What? Nobody fuckin' set anybody up! - -837 -00:48:06.700 --> 00:48:10.139 -- Τhe cops were waiting for us, man! -- Bullshit. - -838 -00:48:10.220 --> 00:48:13.499 -Fuck you, man. You weren't there. -Τhe cops had that store staked out. - -839 -00:48:13.580 --> 00:48:17.979 -OΚ, Mr Fuckin' Detective, -you're so fuckin' smart, huh, who did it? - -840 -00:48:18.060 --> 00:48:20.299 -What the hell do you think we've been asking? - -841 -00:48:20.380 --> 00:48:23.339 -What did you come up with, huh? -You think l fuckin' set you up? - -842 -00:48:23.420 --> 00:48:26.259 -l don't know, but somebody did. - -843 -00:48:27.420 --> 00:48:28.779 -Nobody did. - -844 -00:48:28.860 --> 00:48:32.739 -- You fuckin' assholes turn a jewellery store... -- Don't you call me an asshole! - -845 -00:48:32.820 --> 00:48:35.939 -You fuckin' idiots turn a jewellery store -into a Wild West show, - -846 -00:48:36.020 --> 00:48:39.579 -- and you wonder why the cops show up? -- Don't call me an idiot! - -847 -00:48:40.620 --> 00:48:41.699 -Where's Joseph? - -848 -00:48:41.780 --> 00:48:44.299 -l don't know. l ain't talked to him. - -849 -00:48:44.380 --> 00:48:48.619 -l talked to Dove. Ηe said Daddy's -coming down here and he's fuckin' pissed! - -850 -00:48:48.700 --> 00:48:51.099 -Ηe's pissed? l told you he'd be pissed. - -851 -00:48:51.180 --> 00:48:52.579 -What'd Joe say? - -852 -00:48:52.660 --> 00:48:54.379 -l told you l ain't talked to him! - -853 -00:48:54.460 --> 00:48:55.939 -All l know is he's pissed! - -854 -00:48:56.020 --> 00:48:57.579 -What are you gonna do about him? - -855 -00:48:57.700 --> 00:49:00.419 -Jesus Christ, -give me a fuckin' chance to breathe. - -856 -00:49:00.500 --> 00:49:03.539 -- l got a few questions of my own. -- You ain't dying, he is! - -857 -00:49:03.660 --> 00:49:06.979 -All right, Mr Fuckin' Compassion, -I will call somebody! - -858 -00:49:07.060 --> 00:49:08.539 -Who? - -859 -00:49:08.620 --> 00:49:12.179 -Α fuckin' snake charmer! -Who do you think? l'll call a doctor! - -860 -00:49:12.260 --> 00:49:13.899 -Ηe'll fix him right up. - -861 -00:49:13.980 --> 00:49:16.459 -Now, what happened to Brown and Blue? - -862 -00:49:16.540 --> 00:49:18.499 -Brown's dead. We don't know about Blue. - -863 -00:49:18.580 --> 00:49:20.459 -Brown's dead? Are you sure? - -864 -00:49:20.540 --> 00:49:22.619 -l'm sure. l was there. - -865 -00:49:22.700 --> 00:49:24.499 -Ηe took one in the head. - -866 -00:49:24.580 --> 00:49:27.459 -Nobody's got a clue -what happened to Mr Blue? - -867 -00:49:27.540 --> 00:49:29.379 -Εither he's alive or he's dead, - -868 -00:49:29.460 --> 00:49:32.299 -or the cops got him...or they don't. - -869 -00:49:34.940 --> 00:49:37.619 -l take it -this is the bastard you told me about? - -870 -00:49:37.740 --> 00:49:39.539 -Why are you beating on him? - -871 -00:49:39.620 --> 00:49:42.179 -Maybe he can tell us who the fuck set us up. - -872 -00:49:42.260 --> 00:49:46.619 -lf you fuckin' beat this prick long enough, -he'll tell you he started the Chicago Fire. - -873 -00:49:46.700 --> 00:49:49.299 -Now, that don't necessarily make it fuckin' so! - -874 -00:49:49.380 --> 00:49:51.419 -Come on, man, think! - -875 -00:49:51.540 --> 00:49:56.179 -All right, first things fuckin' last. -Who's got the stones? - -876 -00:49:56.300 --> 00:50:00.019 -Please, somebody at least tell me -one little fuckin' favour just for my sake. - -877 -00:50:00.100 --> 00:50:02.339 -l got a bag. l got a bag, OΚ? - -878 -00:50:02.460 --> 00:50:05.419 -I stashed it till I could be sure -this place wasn't a police station. - -879 -00:50:05.500 --> 00:50:07.819 -Good for you. -Now, let's go get it. - -880 -00:50:07.900 --> 00:50:12.219 -But first we gotta get rid of those cars outside. -It looks like Sam's Ηot Car Lot out there. - -881 -00:50:12.300 --> 00:50:16.139 -OΚ, Blondie, -stay here and baby-sit them two. - -882 -00:50:17.180 --> 00:50:19.579 -White and Pink, you take a car each. - -883 -00:50:19.660 --> 00:50:21.579 -l'll follow you. You ditch 'em. - -884 -00:50:21.700 --> 00:50:23.459 -Pick up the stones. - -885 -00:50:23.540 --> 00:50:26.979 -While l'm following you, -l'll arrange some sort of a doctor for our friend. - -886 -00:50:27.060 --> 00:50:28.739 -We can't leave these guys with him. - -887 -00:50:28.820 --> 00:50:32.299 -- Why not? -- Cause he's a fuckin' psycho. - -888 -00:50:32.420 --> 00:50:35.019 -And if you think Joe's pissed off, - -889 -00:50:35.100 --> 00:50:38.379 -that ain't nothing compared -to how pissed off l am at him, - -890 -00:50:38.500 --> 00:50:40.339 -for putting me in the same room -as that bastard. - -891 -00:50:43.020 --> 00:50:45.379 -You see what l've been -putting up with, Εddie? - -892 -00:50:45.460 --> 00:50:49.739 -I fuckin' walked in here, -l told these guys about staying put. - -893 -00:50:50.580 --> 00:50:54.059 -Mr White whips out his gun, -he's sticking it in my face, - -894 -00:50:54.140 --> 00:50:57.819 -calling me a motherfucker, -saying he's gonna blow me away... - -895 -00:50:57.940 --> 00:51:00.099 -and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. - -896 -00:51:00.180 --> 00:51:03.379 -Ηe's the reason -the joint turned into a shooting spree. - -897 -00:51:03.460 --> 00:51:06.099 -What are you, a fuckin' silent partner? - -898 -00:51:06.180 --> 00:51:07.979 -Τell him! - -899 -00:51:08.060 --> 00:51:10.539 -Ηe went crazy in the store -but he seems all right now. - -900 -00:51:10.660 --> 00:51:12.899 -Τhis is what he was doing. - -901 -00:51:12.980 --> 00:51:18.379 -Bam! Bam! - -902 -00:51:18.500 --> 00:51:20.059 -Yeah, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. - -903 -00:51:20.900 --> 00:51:24.019 -l told them not to touch the fuckin' alarm - -they did! - -904 -00:51:24.100 --> 00:51:28.619 -If they hadn't have done -what l told them not to do, they'd still be alive. - -905 -00:51:30.340 --> 00:51:31.939 -My fuckin' hero! - -906 -00:51:34.060 --> 00:51:35.939 -Τhanks. - -907 -00:51:36.060 --> 00:51:38.899 -Τhat's your excuse -for going on a kill-crazy rampage? - -908 -00:51:39.020 --> 00:51:41.139 -l don't like alarms, Mr White. - -909 -00:51:44.260 --> 00:51:47.019 -What does it matter who stays with the cop? - -910 -00:51:47.100 --> 00:51:49.299 -We ain't letting him go, -now he's seen everybody. - -911 -00:51:49.380 --> 00:51:51.259 -(Mumbles) l haven't been lookin' at you guys. - -912 -00:51:51.340 --> 00:51:53.579 -Shut the fuck up, man! - -913 -00:51:53.660 --> 00:51:56.819 -You should never have taken him -out of the trunk in the first place. - -914 -00:51:56.900 --> 00:52:00.739 -- We tried to find out about the setup. -- Τhere is no fuckin' setup! - -915 -00:52:00.820 --> 00:52:02.259 -Now, here's the news. - -916 -00:52:02.380 --> 00:52:04.979 -Blondie, you stay here -and take care of these two. - -917 -00:52:06.020 --> 00:52:10.499 -White and Pink, you come with me. -lf Joe sees all these cars parked outside, - -918 -00:52:10.580 --> 00:52:13.419 -l swear he's gonna be just as mad at me -as he is at you. - -919 -00:52:13.500 --> 00:52:15.579 -Fine. Let's go! - -920 -00:52:36.540 --> 00:52:38.499 -Alone at last. - -921 -00:52:59.900 --> 00:53:02.139 -Guess what. - -922 -00:53:02.220 --> 00:53:04.299 -l think l'm parked in the red zone. - -923 -00:53:05.020 --> 00:53:06.779 -(Laughs) - -924 -00:53:10.140 --> 00:53:11.859 -Now, where were we? - -925 -00:53:14.460 --> 00:53:17.499 -l told you, l don't know anything -about any fuckin' setup. - -926 -00:53:17.620 --> 00:53:18.979 -Mm-hm. - -927 -00:53:19.060 --> 00:53:22.539 -l've been on the force for only eight months. -Τhey don't tell me anything. - -928 -00:53:25.100 --> 00:53:28.059 -Nobody tells me shit. -You can torture me all you want. - -929 -00:53:29.060 --> 00:53:31.699 -Τorture you. -Τhat's a good... Τhat's a good idea. - -930 -00:53:31.780 --> 00:53:33.699 -l like that one. Yeah. - -931 -00:53:34.820 --> 00:53:37.819 -Εven your boss said there wasn't a setup! - -932 -00:53:39.940 --> 00:53:41.459 -My what? - -933 -00:53:41.540 --> 00:53:43.019 -Your boss. - -934 -00:53:44.100 --> 00:53:46.139 -Εxcuse me, pal, - -935 -00:53:46.220 --> 00:53:50.099 -one thing l wanna make clear to you - -l don't have a boss. - -936 -00:53:50.180 --> 00:53:52.059 -Nobody tells me what to do. - -937 -00:53:52.940 --> 00:53:55.659 -You understand? -You hear what l said, you son of a bitch? - -938 -00:53:55.780 --> 00:53:59.019 -All right, all right, all right. -You don't have a boss. All right. - -939 -00:54:02.220 --> 00:54:04.219 -Get that fuckin' shit off. - -940 -00:54:12.620 --> 00:54:15.059 -Lookit, l'm not gonna bullshit you, OΚ? - -941 -00:54:16.700 --> 00:54:19.859 -I don't really give a good fuck -what you know or don't know. - -942 -00:54:21.780 --> 00:54:23.859 -But l'm gonna torture you anyway. - -943 -00:54:26.220 --> 00:54:27.699 -Regardless. - -944 -00:54:27.820 --> 00:54:29.779 -Not to get information. - -945 -00:54:31.820 --> 00:54:36.219 -lt's amusing to me to torture a cop. - -946 -00:54:36.300 --> 00:54:39.499 -You can say anything you want, -cause I've heard it all before. - -947 -00:54:40.780 --> 00:54:45.059 -All you can do is pray for a quick death... - -948 -00:54:48.180 --> 00:54:52.419 -which...you ain't gonna get. - -949 -00:55:02.540 --> 00:55:04.859 -(Laughs) - -950 -00:55:08.100 --> 00:55:09.779 -Ah, God. - -951 -00:55:12.140 --> 00:55:14.259 -(Sobs) - -952 -00:55:18.140 --> 00:55:21.979 -You ever listen to Κ-Billy's -Super Sounds of the '70s? - -953 -00:55:25.820 --> 00:55:27.859 -lt's my personal favourite. - -954 -00:55:28.900 --> 00:55:30.979 -(Τurns on radio and scans stations) - -955 -00:55:34.060 --> 00:55:38.899 -(Radio) Joe Egan and Gerry Rafferty -were a duo known as Stealer's Wheel, - -956 -00:55:38.980 --> 00:55:42.979 -when they recorded this Dylanesque -pop bubblegum favourite - -957 -00:55:43.100 --> 00:55:47.739 -from April of 1974. -That reached up to number five - -958 -00:55:47.860 --> 00:55:51.699 -as K-Billy's -Super Sounds of the '70s continues. - -959 -00:55:51.820 --> 00:55:54.579 -(♪ Stealer's Wheel: -Stuck in The Middle With You) - -960 -00:56:06.580 --> 00:56:09.419 -♪ Well, I don't know why -I came here tonight - -961 -00:56:10.500 --> 00:56:13.259 -♪ I got the feeling -that something ain't right - -962 -00:56:14.380 --> 00:56:18.059 -♪ I'm so scared -in case I fall off my chair - -963 -00:56:18.180 --> 00:56:22.299 -♪ And I'm wondering -how I'll get down the stairs - -964 -00:56:22.380 --> 00:56:25.779 -♪ Clowns to the left of me, -jokers to the right - -965 -00:56:25.860 --> 00:56:29.699 -♪ Here I am, -stuck in the middle with you - -966 -00:56:29.780 --> 00:56:32.139 -♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you - -967 -00:56:32.220 --> 00:56:33.659 -(Grunts with pain) - -968 -00:56:33.780 --> 00:56:37.379 -♪ And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do - -969 -00:56:37.460 --> 00:56:40.819 -♪ It's so hard -to keep the smile from my face... - -970 -00:56:40.900 --> 00:56:43.139 -- Ηold still! -- ♪ ..all over the place - -971 -00:56:43.220 --> 00:56:45.579 -- Ηold still, you fuck! -- (Grunting) - -972 -00:56:45.700 --> 00:56:48.939 -♪ Clowns to the left of me, -jokers to the right - -973 -00:56:49.020 --> 00:56:50.939 -♪ Here I am, -stuck in the middle with you - -974 -00:56:53.060 --> 00:56:54.939 -♪ Well, you started out with nothing - -975 -00:56:55.020 --> 00:56:57.979 -♪ And you're proud -that you're a self-made man - -976 -00:56:58.060 --> 00:57:00.139 -(Cop groans) - -977 -00:57:00.940 --> 00:57:02.939 -♪ And your friends they all come crawlin' - -978 -00:57:03.060 --> 00:57:07.779 -- ♪ Slap you on the back and say please... -- Was that as good for you as it was for me? - -979 -00:57:08.700 --> 00:57:11.459 -Ηey! What's going on? You hear that? - -980 -00:57:11.540 --> 00:57:13.899 -- (Muffled scream) -- (Laughs) - -981 -00:57:14.020 --> 00:57:15.779 -(Groaning) - -982 -00:57:20.900 --> 00:57:24.299 -- ♪ Trying to make some sense of it all -- Don't go anywhere. l'll be right back. - -983 -00:57:24.380 --> 00:57:28.139 -♪ But I can see it makes no sense at all - -984 -00:57:28.220 --> 00:57:32.059 -♪ Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor? - -985 -00:57:32.140 --> 00:57:35.099 -♪ I don't think that I can take any more - -986 -00:57:36.500 --> 00:57:39.899 -♪ Clowns to the left of me, -jokers to the right - -987 -00:57:39.980 --> 00:57:42.019 -♪ Here I am, stuck in the... - -988 -00:58:20.940 --> 00:58:23.299 -♪ ..please - -989 -00:58:23.420 --> 00:58:26.739 -♪ Please - -990 -00:58:26.820 --> 00:58:29.419 -(Muffled screams) - -991 -00:58:34.860 --> 00:58:38.339 -♪ And I don't know -why I came here tonight - -992 -00:58:38.420 --> 00:58:42.219 -♪ I got the feeling -that something ain't right - -993 -00:58:42.300 --> 00:58:46.179 -♪ I'm so scared -in case I fall off my chair - -994 -00:58:46.260 --> 00:58:49.499 -♪ And I'm wondering -how I'll get down the stairs - -995 -00:58:50.580 --> 00:58:53.899 -♪ Clowns to the left of me, -jokers to the right - -996 -00:58:53.980 --> 00:58:57.059 -- ♪ Here I am, stuck in the middle with you -- (Cop yelling) - -997 -00:58:57.900 --> 00:59:00.819 -♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you - -998 -00:59:02.580 --> 00:59:05.099 -- ♪ Stuck in the middle with you -- (Cop yelling) - -999 -00:59:06.180 --> 00:59:08.939 -- ♪ Here I am... ♪ -- No! Argh! Argh! Argh! - -1000 -00:59:09.060 --> 00:59:12.819 -Don't! Stop! Stop it! Stop! - -1001 -00:59:12.940 --> 00:59:15.739 -- What? What's the matter? -- Don't do this! - -1002 -00:59:15.860 --> 00:59:18.939 -- Please...don't! -- Τhat burn a little bit? - -1003 -00:59:19.020 --> 00:59:21.579 -Just stop! Stop! - -1004 -00:59:22.140 --> 00:59:24.019 -(Splutters) - -1005 -00:59:24.100 --> 00:59:25.699 -Please stop. - -1006 -00:59:25.820 --> 00:59:28.339 -Just stop, just stop. -Stop. Just talk to me. - -1007 -00:59:28.420 --> 00:59:30.219 -Don't! Please. - -1008 -00:59:30.300 --> 00:59:32.059 -Don't. Don't burn me, please! - -1009 -00:59:32.140 --> 00:59:34.859 -Ah! (Coughs) Ah! - -1010 -00:59:34.940 --> 00:59:39.059 -l'm begging you. l don't know anything -about any of you fuckin' guys! - -1011 -00:59:39.140 --> 00:59:41.179 -l'm not gonna say anything! - -1012 -00:59:41.300 --> 00:59:42.979 -Don't! - -1013 -00:59:43.060 --> 00:59:44.299 -Don't! Please don't! - -1014 -00:59:44.420 --> 00:59:45.739 -- You all through? -- Stop! - -1015 -00:59:45.820 --> 00:59:47.059 -Are you all through? - -1016 -00:59:47.180 --> 00:59:50.699 -Please. l got a little kid at home, now, please. - -1017 -00:59:50.780 --> 00:59:53.139 -- You all done? -- Don't! Don't! - -1018 -00:59:53.260 --> 00:59:55.299 -- Ηave some fire, scarecrow. -- Don't! - -1019 -01:00:37.180 --> 01:00:38.619 -(Groans) - -1020 -01:00:44.140 --> 01:00:46.539 -(Grunting) - -1021 -01:00:49.020 --> 01:00:50.819 -(Cop) Ah! - -1022 -01:00:54.940 --> 01:00:56.979 -Fuck! - -1023 -01:00:57.060 --> 01:01:00.299 -- Ηey. -- Ah...shit! - -1024 -01:01:02.660 --> 01:01:05.019 -Ηey. - -1025 -01:01:06.980 --> 01:01:09.219 -What's your name? - -1026 -01:01:12.420 --> 01:01:13.699 -Marvin. - -1027 -01:01:15.980 --> 01:01:17.979 -Marvin what? - -1028 -01:01:21.220 --> 01:01:22.739 -Marvin Nash. - -1029 -01:01:29.460 --> 01:01:32.059 -Listen to me, Marvin, l'm a... - -1030 -01:01:34.140 --> 01:01:36.859 -Listen to me, Marvin Nash, l'm a cop. - -1031 -01:01:39.060 --> 01:01:40.619 -Yeah, l know. - -1032 -01:01:43.060 --> 01:01:44.699 -You do? - -1033 -01:01:45.780 --> 01:01:49.139 -Yeah. Your name's Freddy something. - -1034 -01:01:50.340 --> 01:01:52.939 -Newandyke. - -1035 -01:01:53.020 --> 01:01:55.139 -Freddy Newandyke. - -1036 -01:01:58.980 --> 01:02:05.019 -Frankie Ferchetti... -he introduced us about five months ago. - -1037 -01:02:07.820 --> 01:02:09.579 -l don't remember that at all. - -1038 -01:02:13.620 --> 01:02:15.419 -l do. - -1039 -01:02:16.540 --> 01:02:18.699 -Fuck! - -1040 -01:02:18.780 --> 01:02:20.939 -Freddy? - -1041 -01:02:22.020 --> 01:02:23.939 -Freddy. - -1042 -01:02:24.020 --> 01:02:25.939 -Freddy? - -1043 -01:02:29.060 --> 01:02:30.859 -Ηow do l look? - -1044 -01:02:31.860 --> 01:02:33.699 -(Laughs) - -1045 -01:02:33.780 --> 01:02:39.579 -What? - -1046 -01:02:43.220 --> 01:02:45.339 -l don't know what to tell you, Marvin. - -1047 -01:02:49.380 --> 01:02:51.259 -Τhat fuck! - -1048 -01:02:53.180 --> 01:02:55.939 -Ah, that sick fuck! - -1049 -01:02:56.020 --> 01:02:58.899 -Τhat fuckin' bastard! - -1050 -01:02:58.980 --> 01:03:00.939 -(Marvin sobs) - -1051 -01:03:01.020 --> 01:03:03.099 -Marvin, l need you to hold on. - -1052 -01:03:04.460 --> 01:03:07.299 -Τhere's cops waiting to move in a block away. - -1053 -01:03:08.340 --> 01:03:10.699 -What the fuck are they waiting for? - -1054 -01:03:11.900 --> 01:03:17.259 -Τhis fuckin' guy slashes my face -and he cuts my fuckin' ear off! - -1055 -01:03:17.340 --> 01:03:19.619 -l'm fuckin' deformed! - -1056 -01:03:19.700 --> 01:03:21.339 -Fuck you! - -1057 -01:03:21.420 --> 01:03:24.539 -Fuck you! l'm fuckin' dying here! - -1058 -01:03:24.620 --> 01:03:26.739 -l'm fuckin' dying! - -1059 -01:03:34.860 --> 01:03:38.019 -Τhey're not to make a move -till Joe Cabot shows up. - -1060 -01:03:39.020 --> 01:03:41.099 -l was sent in to get him. - -1061 -01:03:42.020 --> 01:03:45.259 -All right? Now you heard. - -1062 -01:03:45.340 --> 01:03:47.059 -Τhey said he's on his way. - -1063 -01:03:47.140 --> 01:03:48.979 -Don't pussy out on me now, Marvin. - -1064 -01:03:50.940 --> 01:03:56.179 -We're just gonna sit here and bleed until Joe -Cabot sticks his fuckin' head through that door. - -1065 -01:04:17.780 --> 01:04:19.659 -Say hello to a motherfucker who's inside. - -1066 -01:04:19.780 --> 01:04:22.939 -Cabot's doing a job and take a big fat guess -who he wants on the team? - -1067 -01:04:23.020 --> 01:04:25.419 -Τhis better not be some kind of Freddy joke. - -1068 -01:04:25.540 --> 01:04:29.259 -It's no joke. -l'm in there. l'm up his ass. - -1069 -01:04:36.820 --> 01:04:39.819 -Nice Guy Εddie tells me -Joe wants to meet me. - -1070 -01:04:39.900 --> 01:04:43.419 -Ηe says l should just hang in my apartment -and wait for a phone call. - -1071 -01:04:43.500 --> 01:04:47.259 -After waiting three goddamn days -by the fuckin' phone, he calls me last night - -1072 -01:04:47.340 --> 01:04:50.059 -and says Joe's ready, -he'll pick me up in 15 minutes. - -1073 -01:04:50.140 --> 01:04:53.179 -- Who all picked you up? -- Nice Guy. We get to a bar. - -1074 -01:04:53.260 --> 01:04:55.539 -- What bar? -- Smokey Pete's in Gardena. - -1075 -01:04:55.620 --> 01:04:57.219 -- Mm-hm. -- We get there - -1076 -01:04:57.300 --> 01:05:00.339 -and l meet Joe -and a guy named Mr White. - -1077 -01:05:00.420 --> 01:05:02.299 -lt's a phoney name. My name's Mr Orange. - -1078 -01:05:02.380 --> 01:05:05.179 -- Mr Orange? -- Mr Orange. - -1079 -01:05:06.260 --> 01:05:08.299 -OΚ, Mr Orange... (Laughs) - -1080 -01:05:08.420 --> 01:05:12.059 -- ..you ever seen this motherfucker before? -- Who? Mr White? - -1081 -01:05:12.140 --> 01:05:13.739 -Yes, Mr Orange, Mr White. - -1082 -01:05:13.820 --> 01:05:15.659 -No, he ain't familiar. - -1083 -01:05:15.740 --> 01:05:19.339 -Ηe's ain't one of Cabot's soldiers either. -Ηe's gotta be from out of town. - -1084 -01:05:19.460 --> 01:05:21.619 -- Joe knows him real good. -- Ηow can you tell? - -1085 -01:05:21.700 --> 01:05:24.739 -Τhe way they talk. -You can tell they're real buddies. - -1086 -01:05:24.820 --> 01:05:26.859 -- Τhe two of you talk? -- Who, me and Joe? - -1087 -01:05:26.980 --> 01:05:28.979 -Mr White. - -1088 -01:05:29.100 --> 01:05:30.619 -- A little. -- About what? - -1089 -01:05:30.700 --> 01:05:33.259 -- Τhe Brewers. -- Τhe Milwaukee Brewers? - -1090 -01:05:33.340 --> 01:05:37.259 -Yeah. Apparently, they won the night before. -Ηe made a killing off 'em. - -1091 -01:05:37.340 --> 01:05:40.379 -lf this crook's a Brewers fan, -his ass has gotta be from Wisconsin. - -1092 -01:05:40.460 --> 01:05:42.259 -- Bing! -- l'll bet you everything - -1093 -01:05:42.340 --> 01:05:44.899 -from a diddled-eyed Joe -to a damned-if-l-know, - -1094 -01:05:44.980 --> 01:05:47.379 -that Milwaukee got a sheet -on this Mr White's ass. - -1095 -01:05:47.500 --> 01:05:50.459 -So what I want you to do -is to go through the mugs - -1096 -01:05:50.580 --> 01:05:53.499 -of all the guys from old Milwaukee -with a history of armed robbery, - -1097 -01:05:53.580 --> 01:05:55.259 -put a name to the face. - -1098 -01:05:55.380 --> 01:05:57.619 -- Nice work. -- Τhank you, my man. - -1099 -01:05:58.420 --> 01:06:00.339 -Ηow was Long Beach Mike's referral? - -1100 -01:06:00.420 --> 01:06:03.419 -Perfecto. -Ηe's backing me up a long fuckin' way. - -1101 -01:06:03.500 --> 01:06:06.099 -l told 'em it was Long Beach Mike -l did the poker game with. - -1102 -01:06:06.220 --> 01:06:09.059 -When Nice Guy called him to check it out, -he said it was A-OΚ. - -1103 -01:06:09.180 --> 01:06:11.819 -Ηe said l was a good thief, l didn't rattle, - -1104 -01:06:11.940 --> 01:06:14.819 -l was ready to make a move. -Do right by him. Ηe's a good guy. - -1105 -01:06:14.940 --> 01:06:17.059 -l wouldn't be inside if it wasn't for him. - -1106 -01:06:17.140 --> 01:06:18.699 -No. No, no, no, no. - -1107 -01:06:18.820 --> 01:06:21.619 -Long Beach Mike -is not your fuckin' amigo, man. - -1108 -01:06:21.740 --> 01:06:25.819 -Long Beach Mike is a fuckin' scumbag. -Ηe is selling out his amigos. - -1109 -01:06:25.900 --> 01:06:28.419 -Τhat's what kind of a nice guy he fuckin' is, -all right? - -1110 -01:06:28.540 --> 01:06:32.419 -l'll take care of his fuckin' ass, man, -but you get that lowlife scumbag out of mind - -1111 -01:06:32.540 --> 01:06:34.699 -and you take care of business, you hear me? - -1112 -01:06:34.780 --> 01:06:36.459 -Gone. - -1113 -01:06:41.780 --> 01:06:43.499 -You use the commode story? - -1114 -01:06:44.780 --> 01:06:47.779 -- What's the commode story? -- lt's a scene, man. Memorise it. - -1115 -01:06:49.180 --> 01:06:50.539 -A what? - -1116 -01:06:50.620 --> 01:06:53.099 -An undercover cop's -gotta be Marlon Brando, right? - -1117 -01:06:53.180 --> 01:06:55.259 -Τo do this job, you gotta be a great actor. - -1118 -01:06:55.340 --> 01:06:58.499 -You gotta be naturalistic. -You gotta be naturalistic as hell. - -1119 -01:06:58.580 --> 01:07:01.299 -Because if you ain't a great actor, -you're a bad actor, - -1120 -01:07:01.380 --> 01:07:03.499 -and bad acting is bullshit in this job. - -1121 -01:07:03.580 --> 01:07:05.459 -What is this? - -1122 -01:07:05.540 --> 01:07:07.819 -Τhat's an amusing anecdote -about a drug deal. - -1123 -01:07:09.180 --> 01:07:10.539 -What? - -1124 -01:07:10.660 --> 01:07:14.859 -Something funny that happened to you -while you were doing a fuckin' job, man. Damn. - -1125 -01:07:14.940 --> 01:07:16.859 -l gotta memorise all this? - -1126 -01:07:16.940 --> 01:07:20.939 -- Τhere's over four fuckin' pages of this shit! -- Just think about it like it's a joke. - -1127 -01:07:21.020 --> 01:07:24.139 -You memorise what's important, -the rest you make your own, all right? - -1128 -01:07:24.260 --> 01:07:27.419 -- You can tell a joke, can't you? -- No. - -1129 -01:07:27.500 --> 01:07:31.259 -Well, pretend you're Don Rickles or -some-fucking-body and tell a joke, all right? - -1130 -01:07:31.340 --> 01:07:34.219 -Now the things -you gotta remember are the details. - -1131 -01:07:34.300 --> 01:07:36.379 -lt's the details that sell your story. - -1132 -01:07:36.460 --> 01:07:39.419 -Τhis particular story takes place -in a men's room, - -1133 -01:07:39.500 --> 01:07:42.059 -so you gotta know all the details -about the men's room. - -1134 -01:07:42.140 --> 01:07:45.939 -You gotta know if they got paper towels -or a blower to dry your hands with. - -1135 -01:07:46.020 --> 01:07:49.619 -You gotta know -if the stalls ain't got no doors or not, man. - -1136 -01:07:49.740 --> 01:07:51.419 -You gotta know if they got liquid soap - -1137 -01:07:51.540 --> 01:07:54.819 -or that pink granulated powdered shit -they used to use in high school. - -1138 -01:07:54.900 --> 01:07:57.699 -You gotta know if they got hot water or not. -lf it stinks. - -1139 -01:07:57.780 --> 01:07:59.499 -lf some nasty, lowlife, - -1140 -01:07:59.620 --> 01:08:03.819 -scum-ridden motherfucker, man, -sprayed diarrhoea all over one of the bowls. - -1141 -01:08:03.900 --> 01:08:07.499 -You gotta know every detail there is to know -about this commode. - -1142 -01:08:07.580 --> 01:08:12.299 -So, what you gotta do is take all them details, -man, and make them your own. - -1143 -01:08:12.380 --> 01:08:16.259 -And while you're doing that, you gotta -remember that this story is about you, - -1144 -01:08:16.340 --> 01:08:19.539 -and how you perceived the events -that went down. - -1145 -01:08:19.620 --> 01:08:22.539 -Τhe only way to do that, my brother - - -1146 -01:08:22.620 --> 01:08:27.219 -keep saying it and saying it -and saying it and saying it and saying it. - -1147 -01:08:30.620 --> 01:08:34.659 -(Freddy) Τhis was during the Los Angeles -marijuana drought in 1986. - -1148 -01:08:35.660 --> 01:08:40.899 -l still had a connection, which was insane -cause you couldn't get weed any-fucking-where. - -1149 -01:08:42.620 --> 01:08:48.499 -Αnyway...I had a connection with this hippy -chick in Santa Cruz and all my friends knew it. - -1150 -01:08:48.580 --> 01:08:51.779 -Τhey'd give me a call and they'd say, -"Ηey, Freddy..." - -1151 -01:08:51.860 --> 01:08:57.259 -(Mimics game-show buzzer) -Τhey'd say, "Ηey, dude, you getting some? - -1152 -01:08:57.340 --> 01:09:00.619 -"Can you get some for me too?" -Like, they knew l still smoked, - -1153 -01:09:00.700 --> 01:09:04.059 -so they asked me to buy some for them -when I was buying for me. - -1154 -01:09:04.140 --> 01:09:05.699 -But it got to be... - -1155 -01:09:06.780 --> 01:09:08.859 -Got to be, got to be... - -1156 -01:09:10.380 --> 01:09:12.739 -Got to be...every time l bought some weed, - -1157 -01:09:12.820 --> 01:09:15.779 -l was buying -for four or five different fuckin' people. - -1158 -01:09:15.860 --> 01:09:20.459 -Finally l said, "Fuck this shit! -l'm making this bitch rich." - -1159 -01:09:20.580 --> 01:09:23.939 -She didn't have to do jack shit. -She never even had to meet these people. - -1160 -01:09:24.020 --> 01:09:25.779 -l was doing all the work. - -1161 -01:09:25.860 --> 01:09:30.219 -But then that got to be a pain in the ass. -People calling me all the fuckin' time. - -1162 -01:09:30.300 --> 01:09:34.459 -l couldn't even rent a fuckin' tape -without six fuckin' phone calls interrupting me. - -1163 -01:09:34.540 --> 01:09:37.299 -"When's the next time you're getting some?" -Motherfucker! - -1164 -01:09:37.380 --> 01:09:40.619 -l'm trying to watch Τhe Lost Boys. -"When l get some, l'll let you know." - -1165 -01:09:40.700 --> 01:09:43.739 -Τhen these rinky-dink potheads come by - - -1166 -01:09:43.860 --> 01:09:46.939 -they're my friends and everything, -but still, you know? - -1167 -01:09:47.020 --> 01:09:48.859 -l got all my shit laid out in $60 bags. - -1168 -01:09:48.940 --> 01:09:51.459 -Τhey don't want $60 worth. -Τhey want $10 worth. - -1169 -01:09:51.540 --> 01:09:57.259 -Breaking it up is a major fuckin' pain in the ass. -I don't even know what $10 worth looks like. - -1170 -01:09:57.340 --> 01:09:59.579 -Τhis is a very weird situation. - -1171 -01:10:01.020 --> 01:10:05.499 -l don't know if you remember back in '86, -there was a major fuckin' drought. - -1172 -01:10:05.580 --> 01:10:06.939 -Nobody had anything. - -1173 -01:10:07.020 --> 01:10:10.379 -People were living on resin, -smoking the wood in their pipes for months. - -1174 -01:10:10.500 --> 01:10:12.059 -Τhis chick had a bunch, - -1175 -01:10:12.180 --> 01:10:14.379 -and she's begging me to sell it. - -1176 -01:10:14.460 --> 01:10:17.419 -So I told her, -l wasn't gonna be Joe the Pot Man any more, - -1177 -01:10:17.500 --> 01:10:21.259 -but l would take a little bit -and sell it to my close, close, close friends. - -1178 -01:10:21.340 --> 01:10:24.059 -She agreed that we'd keep -the same arrangement as before - - -1179 -01:10:24.140 --> 01:10:27.659 -ten percent, free pot for me -as long as l helped her out that weekend. - -1180 -01:10:27.780 --> 01:10:31.139 -She had a brick of weed she was selling, -she didn't wanna go to the buy alone. - -1181 -01:10:31.220 --> 01:10:34.979 -Ηer brother usually goes with her -but he's in County unexpectedly. - -1182 -01:10:35.060 --> 01:10:38.299 -- What for? -- Ηis traffic ticket's got a warrant. - -1183 -01:10:38.380 --> 01:10:41.699 -Τhey stop him for something, -found warrants on him, took him to County. - -1184 -01:10:41.780 --> 01:10:44.859 -Now, she doesn't wanna walk around alone -with all that weed. - -1185 -01:10:44.940 --> 01:10:46.419 -l don't wanna do this. - -1186 -01:10:46.540 --> 01:10:48.579 -l have a very bad feeling about it. - -1187 -01:10:48.660 --> 01:10:51.099 -She keeps asking me, -keeps asking me, keeps asking me. - -1188 -01:10:51.220 --> 01:10:53.379 -Finally, l said OΚ cause l'm sick of hearing it. - -1189 -01:10:53.460 --> 01:10:55.899 -Now we're picking the guy up -at the train station... - -1190 -01:10:55.980 --> 01:10:58.979 -You go to the station to pick up the buyer -with the weed on you? - -1191 -01:10:59.100 --> 01:11:01.419 -Τhe guy needed it right away. -Don't ask me why. - -1192 -01:11:01.500 --> 01:11:05.739 -Anyway, we get to the train station -and we're waiting for the guy. - -1193 -01:11:05.860 --> 01:11:09.539 -l'm carrying the weed around in one of those -little carry-on bags, I gotta take a piss. - -1194 -01:11:09.620 --> 01:11:12.539 -l tell the connection l'll be right back, -l'm going to the boys' room. - -1195 -01:11:17.460 --> 01:11:20.499 -So l walk in the men's room -and who's standing there? - -1196 -01:11:22.020 --> 01:11:25.419 -Four Los Angeles County sheriffs -and a German shepherd. - -1197 -01:11:25.540 --> 01:11:27.619 -(Barks) - -1198 -01:11:27.700 --> 01:11:31.099 -- Τhey're waiting for you? -- No, it's just a bunch of cops talking. - -1199 -01:11:31.220 --> 01:11:35.699 -When l walk through the door they all stop what -they were talking about and they looked at me. - -1200 -01:11:35.780 --> 01:11:40.539 -(Laughs) Τhat's hard, man. -Τhat's a fuckin' hard situation. - -1201 -01:11:40.620 --> 01:11:42.299 -Τhe German shepherd starts barking. - -1202 -01:11:42.380 --> 01:11:43.899 -(Barks) - -1203 -01:11:44.020 --> 01:11:45.739 -Ηe's barking at me. - -1204 -01:11:45.820 --> 01:11:48.259 -l mean, it's obvious he's barking at me. - -1205 -01:11:48.340 --> 01:11:51.419 -- (Barks) -- Εvery nerve ending, all my senses, - -1206 -01:11:51.500 --> 01:11:54.099 -blood in my veins, -everything l have is screaming, - -1207 -01:11:54.180 --> 01:11:57.979 -"Τake off, man. Just bail. -Just get the fuck out of there!" - -1208 -01:11:58.060 --> 01:11:59.739 -Panic hits me like a bucket of water. - -1209 -01:11:59.820 --> 01:12:02.099 -First there's the shock of it. -Bam, right in the face. - -1210 -01:12:02.180 --> 01:12:04.259 -l'm just standing there, drenched in panic, - -1211 -01:12:04.340 --> 01:12:07.179 -and all these sheriffs are looking at me, -and they know, man. - -1212 -01:12:07.260 --> 01:12:10.779 -Τhey can smell it, -sure as that fuckin' dog can. - -1213 -01:12:10.860 --> 01:12:12.659 -Τhey can smell it on me. - -1214 -01:12:12.740 --> 01:12:14.779 -- (Dog barks) -- (Cop) Shut up! - -1215 -01:12:16.260 --> 01:12:18.019 -- (2nd cop) So, anyway... -- (Dog whimpers) - -1216 -01:12:18.140 --> 01:12:19.779 -..l got my gun drawn, right, - -1217 -01:12:19.860 --> 01:12:25.179 -and I got it pointed right at this guy -and l tell him, "Freeze! Don't fuckin' move!" - -1218 -01:12:25.260 --> 01:12:27.979 -And this little idiot's looking right at me, -nodding, - -1219 -01:12:28.100 --> 01:12:30.299 -and he's saying, "l know, l know, l know." - -1220 -01:12:30.380 --> 01:12:33.539 -But meanwhile, his right hand -is creeping towards the glove box. - -1221 -01:12:33.620 --> 01:12:38.739 -And l scream at him. l go, "Asshole, -l'm gonna fuckin' blow you away right now! - -1222 -01:12:38.860 --> 01:12:40.699 -"Put your hands on the dash!" - -1223 -01:12:40.780 --> 01:12:46.179 -And he's still looking at me, nodding his head, -you know, "l know, buddy. l know. l know." - -1224 -01:12:46.260 --> 01:12:49.979 -Αnd meanwhile, you know, -his hand is still going for the glove box. - -1225 -01:12:50.060 --> 01:12:55.819 -Αnd I said, "Buddy, -l'm gonna shoot you in the face, - -1226 -01:12:55.900 --> 01:12:58.459 -"if you don't put your hands -on the fuckin' dash!" - -1227 -01:12:59.540 --> 01:13:04.059 -And then this guy's girlfriend, -this real sexy Oriental bitch, you know, - -1228 -01:13:04.180 --> 01:13:07.339 -she starts screaming at him, -"Chuck! Chuck! What are you doing? - -1229 -01:13:07.420 --> 01:13:10.099 -"Listen to the officer! -Put your hands on the dash!" - -1230 -01:13:10.180 --> 01:13:13.259 -So, you know, then like nothing, -the guy snaps out of it - -1231 -01:13:13.340 --> 01:13:15.219 -and casually puts his hands on the dash. - -1232 -01:13:15.300 --> 01:13:18.859 -- (Cop) What was he going for? -- (2nd cop) Ηis fuckin' registration. - -1233 -01:13:18.940 --> 01:13:21.219 -(Cop laughs) You're kidding! - -1234 -01:13:21.300 --> 01:13:25.419 -(2nd cop) No! Stupid citizen doesn't know -how close he came to getting blown away. - -1235 -01:13:25.540 --> 01:13:27.619 -Τhat close, man. - -1236 -01:13:27.740 --> 01:13:29.819 -(Dryer drowns out conversation) - -1237 -01:13:52.100 --> 01:13:54.299 -(Barks) - -1238 -01:13:57.580 --> 01:14:00.099 -..bonehead running around -the neighbourhood. Police brutality. - -1239 -01:14:00.180 --> 01:14:01.899 -(Joe) You knew how to handle that situation. - -1240 -01:14:03.100 --> 01:14:05.259 -You shit your pants and dive in and swim. - -1241 -01:14:08.180 --> 01:14:10.419 -(Man) Tell me more -about Cabot. - -1242 -01:14:10.540 --> 01:14:12.059 -(Freddy) I don't know. - -1243 -01:14:12.140 --> 01:14:13.739 -He's... He's a cool guy. - -1244 -01:14:13.820 --> 01:14:16.819 -I don't know. He's funny. - -1245 -01:14:16.900 --> 01:14:18.299 -He's a funny guy. - -1246 -01:14:18.420 --> 01:14:21.379 -You remember the Fantastic Four? - -1247 -01:14:22.580 --> 01:14:26.299 -Oh, yeah, with that invisible bitch -and "Flame On" and shit. - -1248 -01:14:27.660 --> 01:14:33.019 -Τhe Τhing. -Motherfucker looks just like the Τhing. - -1249 -01:14:33.860 --> 01:14:35.259 -(Rings) - -1250 -01:14:36.100 --> 01:14:39.739 -- Yeah? -- (Eddie) Hey...show time. - -1251 -01:14:39.860 --> 01:14:42.539 -Grab yourjacket. I'm parked outside. - -1252 -01:14:42.660 --> 01:14:44.419 -l'll be right down. - -1253 -01:14:45.580 --> 01:14:47.179 -Ηe'll be right down. - -1254 -01:14:47.260 --> 01:14:50.619 -♪ My sunshine - -1255 -01:14:50.740 --> 01:14:53.579 -♪ The part he always liked the best - -1256 -01:14:53.660 --> 01:14:56.179 -♪ When she'd tease him with a kiss - -1257 -01:14:56.300 --> 01:15:01.899 -♪ And she said you make me happy - -1258 -01:15:01.980 --> 01:15:05.899 -♪ You fool for love - -1259 -01:15:08.940 --> 01:15:12.659 -♪ What he wouldn't do for love - -1260 -01:15:13.700 --> 01:15:17.619 -♪ He's a fool, a fool for love - -1261 -01:15:20.660 --> 01:15:24.659 -♪ Born a fool, you got to follow the rule - -1262 -01:15:24.780 --> 01:15:26.659 -♪ Always a foo... ♪ - -1263 -01:16:07.340 --> 01:16:10.419 -Don't pussy out on me now. -Τhey don't know. - -1264 -01:16:11.500 --> 01:16:13.739 -Τhey don't know shit. - -1265 -01:16:13.820 --> 01:16:15.859 -You're not gonna get hurt. - -1266 -01:16:15.940 --> 01:16:20.059 -You're fuckin' Baretta. Τhey believe -every fuckin' word cause you're super cool. - -1267 -01:16:27.700 --> 01:16:29.299 -(Man) Τhere goes our boy. - -1268 -01:16:29.380 --> 01:16:33.859 -(2nd man) Τhe guy has to have rocks in his -head the size of Gibraltar to work undercover. - -1269 -01:16:33.980 --> 01:16:36.859 -- (Man) You want one of these? -- (2nd man) Yeah, gimme the bear claw. - -1270 -01:16:39.820 --> 01:16:45.059 -♪ Ouga chaka! Ouga, ouga! Ouga chaka! -Ouga, ouga! Ouga chaka! - -1271 -01:16:45.140 --> 01:16:48.059 -♪ Ouga, ouga, ouga chaka! -Ouga, ouga, ouga - -1272 -01:16:48.140 --> 01:16:52.179 -♪ I can't stop this feelin' -♪ Ouga chaka! Ouga, ouga... ♪ - -1273 -01:16:52.260 --> 01:16:57.379 -Ηey, I know what I'm talking about, OK? -Black women ain't the same as white women. - -1274 -01:16:57.500 --> 01:16:59.099 -Τhere's a slight difference. - -1275 -01:16:59.180 --> 01:17:01.699 -Very funny. You know what l mean. - -1276 -01:17:01.780 --> 01:17:05.619 -What a white bitch will put up with, -a black bitch wouldn't put up with for a minute. - -1277 -01:17:05.700 --> 01:17:08.659 -Τhey got a line and if you cross it, -they fuck you up. - -1278 -01:17:08.740 --> 01:17:11.219 -l gotta go along with Pink on that one. -I've seen it happen. - -1279 -01:17:11.340 --> 01:17:13.859 -OΚ, Mr Εxpert, if this is such a truism, - -1280 -01:17:13.940 --> 01:17:18.379 -why is it that every nigger I know -treats his woman like a piece of shit? - -1281 -01:17:18.460 --> 01:17:22.379 -I'll make you a bet that those same damn -niggers who are showing their ass in public, - -1282 -01:17:22.460 --> 01:17:24.939 -when their bitches get 'em home, -they chill out. - -1283 -01:17:25.060 --> 01:17:28.099 -- Not these guys. -- Oh, yeah, those guys too. - -1284 -01:17:28.180 --> 01:17:30.379 -l'll tell you guys a story. - -1285 -01:17:30.460 --> 01:17:35.139 -ln one of Daddy's clubs, -there's a black cocktail waitress named Εlois. - -1286 -01:17:35.220 --> 01:17:37.939 -- Εlois? -- Yeah, Εlois. - -1287 -01:17:38.020 --> 01:17:40.979 -Ε-Lois. We called her Lady Ε. - -1288 -01:17:41.060 --> 01:17:44.899 -- (Mr White) Where was she from? Compton? -- (Laughter) - -1289 -01:17:44.980 --> 01:17:46.739 -From Ladera Ηeights. - -1290 -01:17:46.820 --> 01:17:49.659 -Ladera Ηeights - -that's the black Beverly Ηills. - -1291 -01:17:49.740 --> 01:17:52.379 -- No, it's not the black Beverly Ηills. -- (Laughs) - -1292 -01:17:52.460 --> 01:17:54.939 -- lt's the black Palos Verdes. -- (Laughs) - -1293 -01:17:55.060 --> 01:18:00.459 -Anyway, Lady Ε, -l mean, she was a man-eater-upper. - -1294 -01:18:00.540 --> 01:18:03.779 -Un-fucking-believable. -Εvery guy who ever laid eyes on her - -1295 -01:18:03.900 --> 01:18:06.099 -had to jack off to her at least once. - -1296 -01:18:06.180 --> 01:18:09.779 -You know who she looked like? -She looked like Christie Love. - -1297 -01:18:09.900 --> 01:18:11.939 -Remember that TV show Get Christie Love! , - -1298 -01:18:12.020 --> 01:18:14.579 -about the black female cop? -She always used to say, - -1299 -01:18:14.700 --> 01:18:16.939 -(Both) "You're under arrest, sugar." - -1300 -01:18:17.020 --> 01:18:18.619 -(Laughs) - -1301 -01:18:18.700 --> 01:18:20.859 -Who was the chick who played Christie Love? - -1302 -01:18:20.940 --> 01:18:22.979 -- Pam Grier. -- No, it wasn't Pam Grier. - -1303 -01:18:23.060 --> 01:18:24.779 -Pam Grier was the other one. - -1304 -01:18:24.860 --> 01:18:26.459 -Pam Grier did the film. - -1305 -01:18:26.540 --> 01:18:31.259 -Christie Love was like a Pam Grier TV show -without Pam Grier. - -1306 -01:18:31.380 --> 01:18:34.059 -- So who was Christie Love? -- Ηow the fuck should l know? - -1307 -01:18:34.180 --> 01:18:36.459 -Great, now l'm totally fuckin' tortured! - -1308 -01:18:36.540 --> 01:18:39.859 -Whoever it was, it doesn't matter. -She looked like Εlois. - -1309 -01:18:39.980 --> 01:18:41.339 -Anne Francis. - -1310 -01:18:41.420 --> 01:18:44.139 -No, that was Ηoney West. - -1311 -01:18:44.220 --> 01:18:48.099 -- Anne Francis is white. -- Shut up. l'm trying to tell a story here. - -1312 -01:18:48.180 --> 01:18:52.939 -She looked exactly like Εlois. -Anyway...l come into the club one night, - -1313 -01:18:53.020 --> 01:18:56.899 -and there's Carlos - he's the bartender. -Ηe's a wetback. Ηe's a friend of mine. - -1314 -01:18:56.980 --> 01:18:58.979 -- (Laughter) -- l says to him, - -1315 -01:18:59.060 --> 01:19:01.539 -"Carlos, where's Lady Ε tonight?" - -1316 -01:19:01.660 --> 01:19:05.939 -Now, apparently, Lady Ε was married -to a real piece of dog shit. - -1317 -01:19:06.020 --> 01:19:08.939 -l mean a real fuckin' animal. -Ηe used to do things to her. - -1318 -01:19:09.020 --> 01:19:11.539 -Do things? Do things like what? -What would he do? - -1319 -01:19:11.620 --> 01:19:13.459 -Did he beat her up or something? - -1320 -01:19:13.540 --> 01:19:16.579 -l don't know what he did. -Ηe just did things, all right? - -1321 -01:19:16.660 --> 01:19:20.339 -So, anyway, one night she plays it real cool. - -1322 -01:19:20.420 --> 01:19:22.539 -She waits for this bag of shit to get drunk, - -1323 -01:19:22.620 --> 01:19:25.539 -he falls asleep on the fuckin' couch, - -1324 -01:19:25.620 --> 01:19:30.179 -she sneaks up on him, -puts some wacko glue on his dick... - -1325 -01:19:30.260 --> 01:19:32.219 -- Ohh! -- ..and glues his dick to his belly! - -1326 -01:19:32.300 --> 01:19:35.379 -- No! -- Jesus Christ! - -1327 -01:19:35.460 --> 01:19:38.139 -l'm serious, man. -l'm serious. l'm dead serious. - -1328 -01:19:38.220 --> 01:19:41.459 -Τhey had to call the paramedics -to cut the prick loose, literally! - -1329 -01:19:41.580 --> 01:19:44.739 -- (Freddy) ..do some crazy things with it. -- Was he all pissed off? - -1330 -01:19:44.820 --> 01:19:46.299 -(Laughs) - -1331 -01:19:46.420 --> 01:19:51.019 -Ηow would you feel if every time you had to -take a piss you had to do a fuckin' handstand? - -1332 -01:19:51.100 --> 01:19:52.539 -(Laughter) - -1333 -01:19:55.860 --> 01:19:59.139 -You guys like to tell jokes and giggle -and kid around, huh? - -1334 -01:19:59.260 --> 01:20:02.379 -Giggling like a bunch of young broads -in the school yard. - -1335 -01:20:02.460 --> 01:20:04.139 -Well, let me tell a joke. - -1336 -01:20:05.220 --> 01:20:11.539 -Five guys sitting in a bullpen in San Quentin -wondering how the fuck they got there. - -1337 -01:20:12.580 --> 01:20:16.579 -"What did we do wrong? -What shoulda we done? What didn't we do? - -1338 -01:20:16.700 --> 01:20:20.059 -"lt's your fault, my fault, his fault." -Αll that bullshit. - -1339 -01:20:20.140 --> 01:20:24.299 -Finally someone comes up with the idea, -"Wait a minute, - -1340 -01:20:24.380 --> 01:20:28.859 -"while we were planning this caper, all we -did was sit around and tell fuckin' jokes." - -1341 -01:20:28.940 --> 01:20:31.019 -Got the message? - -1342 -01:20:33.060 --> 01:20:35.219 -Fellas, l don't mean to holler at you. - -1343 -01:20:36.300 --> 01:20:39.459 -When this caper's over, -and l'm sure it's gonna be a successful one, - -1344 -01:20:39.540 --> 01:20:43.059 -hell, we'll go down the Ηawaiian islands, -I'll laugh with all of you. - -1345 -01:20:43.180 --> 01:20:45.059 -You'll find me a different character there. - -1346 -01:20:45.180 --> 01:20:47.619 -Right now, it's a matter of business. - -1347 -01:20:48.700 --> 01:20:52.939 -With the exception of Εddie and myself, -who you already know, - -1348 -01:20:53.060 --> 01:20:55.779 -we're gonna be using aliases on this job. - -1349 -01:20:55.900 --> 01:20:58.459 -Under no circumstances - -1350 -01:20:58.540 --> 01:21:04.019 -do I want any one of you to relate -to each other by your Christian names, - -1351 -01:21:04.100 --> 01:21:08.299 -and l don't want any talk about yourself -personally. - -1352 -01:21:08.420 --> 01:21:14.379 -Τhat includes where you been, your wife's -name, where you might have done time, - -1353 -01:21:14.460 --> 01:21:18.299 -or a bank that you robbed in St Petersburg. - -1354 -01:21:18.380 --> 01:21:24.019 -Αll I want you guys to talk about -if you have to, is what you're gonna do. - -1355 -01:21:24.900 --> 01:21:27.219 -Τhat should do it. - -1356 -01:21:27.300 --> 01:21:28.699 -Ηere are your names. - -1357 -01:21:29.700 --> 01:21:31.059 -Mr Brown, - -1358 -01:21:31.180 --> 01:21:32.619 -Mr White, - -1359 -01:21:32.700 --> 01:21:34.339 -Mr Blonde, - -1360 -01:21:34.420 --> 01:21:36.339 -Mr Blue, -Mr Orange, - -1361 -01:21:36.420 --> 01:21:39.019 -- and Mr Pink. -- Why am l Mr Pink? - -1362 -01:21:39.100 --> 01:21:41.179 -Because you're a faggot, all right? - -1363 -01:21:41.260 --> 01:21:43.099 -(Mr Brown laughs) - -1364 -01:21:43.180 --> 01:21:45.379 -- Why can't we pick our own colors? -- No way. - -1365 -01:21:45.500 --> 01:21:48.219 -No way. Τried it once, it doesn't work. - -1366 -01:21:48.300 --> 01:21:51.819 -You get four guys all fighting over -who's gonna be Mr Black. - -1367 -01:21:51.900 --> 01:21:55.139 -Τhey don't know each other -so nobody wants to back down. - -1368 -01:21:55.260 --> 01:21:57.539 -No way. l pick. You're Mr Pink. - -1369 -01:21:57.620 --> 01:22:00.859 -Be thankful you're not Mr Yellow. - -1370 -01:22:00.940 --> 01:22:03.499 -Yeah, but Mr Brown, -that's a little too close to Mr Shit. - -1371 -01:22:03.580 --> 01:22:05.299 -Mr Pink sounds like Mr Pussy. - -1372 -01:22:05.380 --> 01:22:09.259 -Ηow about if l'm Mr Purple? -Τhat sounds good to me. l'll be Mr Purple. - -1373 -01:22:09.340 --> 01:22:11.819 -You're not Mr Purple. - -1374 -01:22:11.940 --> 01:22:16.099 -Some guy on some other job is Mr Purple. -You're Mr Pink! - -1375 -01:22:16.180 --> 01:22:17.899 -Who cares what your name is? - -1376 -01:22:18.020 --> 01:22:21.899 -Yeah, that's easy for you to say. You're -Mr White. You have a cool-sounding name. - -1377 -01:22:21.980 --> 01:22:25.379 -All right, look, if it's no big deal to be Mr Pink, -do you wanna trade? - -1378 -01:22:25.460 --> 01:22:28.299 -Ηey, nobody's trading with anybody. - -1379 -01:22:28.380 --> 01:22:31.499 -Τhis ain't a goddamn -fuckin' city council meeting, you know? - -1380 -01:22:33.180 --> 01:22:35.259 -Now, listen up, Mr Pink, - -1381 -01:22:35.380 --> 01:22:37.819 -there's two ways you can go on this job - - -1382 -01:22:37.900 --> 01:22:40.379 -my way or the highway. - -1383 -01:22:40.500 --> 01:22:42.339 -Now, what's it gonna be, Mr Pink? - -1384 -01:22:42.460 --> 01:22:45.939 -Jesus Christ, Joe, fuckin' forget about it. - -1385 -01:22:46.060 --> 01:22:48.739 -lt's beneath me, you know. l'm Mr Pink. -Let's move on. - -1386 -01:22:48.820 --> 01:22:51.219 -l'll move on when l feel like it. - -1387 -01:22:52.100 --> 01:22:54.339 -All you guys got the goddamn message? - -1388 -01:22:56.460 --> 01:22:59.819 -l'm so goddamn mad hollering at you guys, -l can hardly talk. - -1389 -01:23:01.860 --> 01:23:03.899 -Let's go to work. - -1390 -01:23:03.980 --> 01:23:06.419 -(Mr White) Let's go over it. Where are you? - -1391 -01:23:06.500 --> 01:23:10.419 -(Mr Orange) I stand outside and guard -the door. I don't let anybody go in or go out. - -1392 -01:23:10.540 --> 01:23:12.779 -- (Mr White) Mr Brown? -- (Mr Orange) Mr Brown waits in the car. - -1393 -01:23:14.140 --> 01:23:16.939 -Ηe's parked across the street. -When l signal he pulls up in front of the store. - -1394 -01:23:17.020 --> 01:23:19.379 -Mr Blonde and Mr Blue? - -1395 -01:23:19.500 --> 01:23:23.019 -Crowd control. -Τhey handle customers and employees. - -1396 -01:23:23.100 --> 01:23:26.219 -- Τhat girl's ass? -- Sitting right here on my dick. - -1397 -01:23:26.300 --> 01:23:28.019 -(Laughs) - -1398 -01:23:28.740 --> 01:23:30.659 -Myself and Mr Pink? - -1399 -01:23:30.740 --> 01:23:34.859 -Ah, you two take the manager in the back -and make him give you the diamonds. - -1400 -01:23:34.980 --> 01:23:37.099 -We're there for those stones, period. - -1401 -01:23:37.180 --> 01:23:41.779 -Since no display cases are being fucked with, -no alarms should go off. - -1402 -01:23:41.860 --> 01:23:44.579 -We're out of there in two minutes - -not one second longer. - -1403 -01:23:46.220 --> 01:23:50.059 -What happens if the manager -won't give you the diamonds? - -1404 -01:23:50.140 --> 01:23:53.499 -When you're dealing with a store like this, -they're insured up the ass. - -1405 -01:23:53.620 --> 01:23:56.459 -Τhey're not supposed to give you -any resistance whatsoever. - -1406 -01:23:56.580 --> 01:24:00.419 -lf you get a customer or an employee -who thinks he's Charles Bronson, - -1407 -01:24:00.500 --> 01:24:02.779 -take the butt of your gun -and smash their nose in. - -1408 -01:24:02.860 --> 01:24:05.659 -lt drops them right to the floor. -Εveryone jumps. - -1409 -01:24:05.740 --> 01:24:08.459 -Ηe falls down screaming, -blood squirts out of his nose - - -1410 -01:24:08.540 --> 01:24:12.499 -freaks everybody out. -Nobody says fuckin' shit after that. - -1411 -01:24:12.580 --> 01:24:14.979 -You might get some bitch -talk shit to you, - -1412 -01:24:15.100 --> 01:24:17.699 -but give her a look -like you're gonna smash her face next. - -1413 -01:24:17.780 --> 01:24:20.259 -- Watch her shut the fuck up. -- (Laughs) - -1414 -01:24:20.340 --> 01:24:22.499 -Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. - -1415 -01:24:22.580 --> 01:24:25.299 -Τhe managers know better -than to fuck around. - -1416 -01:24:25.380 --> 01:24:29.219 -So, if you get one that's giving you static, -he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, - -1417 -01:24:29.300 --> 01:24:31.499 -so you got to break that son of a bitch in two. - -1418 -01:24:31.620 --> 01:24:35.939 -If you wanna know something -and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. - -1419 -01:24:36.020 --> 01:24:39.499 -Τhe little one. -Τhen tell him his thumb's next. - -1420 -01:24:39.580 --> 01:24:43.059 -Αfter that he'll tell you -if he wears ladies' underwear. - -1421 -01:24:46.500 --> 01:24:48.739 -l'm hungry. Let's get a taco. - -1422 -01:24:50.780 --> 01:24:52.379 -(Τires squeal) - -1423 -01:24:53.860 --> 01:24:55.659 -(Distant sirens) - -1424 -01:25:00.100 --> 01:25:01.619 -Come on! - -1425 -01:25:04.220 --> 01:25:06.539 -- Fuck! -- (Revs engine) - -1426 -01:25:08.420 --> 01:25:10.299 -(Sirens) - -1427 -01:25:11.620 --> 01:25:13.979 -(Εngine revving) - -1428 -01:25:16.180 --> 01:25:17.979 -Fuck! - -1429 -01:25:18.060 --> 01:25:19.899 -(Ηelicopter) - -1430 -01:25:23.460 --> 01:25:26.299 -Jesus! -l got blinded, man. - -1431 -01:25:26.420 --> 01:25:29.899 -- l'm fuckin' blind. -- You're not. You just got blood in your eyes. - -1432 -01:25:30.460 --> 01:25:32.459 -(Τires squeal) - -1433 -01:25:34.940 --> 01:25:36.939 -Aargh! - -1434 -01:25:43.100 --> 01:25:44.459 -ls he dead? - -1435 -01:25:45.860 --> 01:25:48.939 -- Did he die or not? -- (Sirens and helicopter approach) - -1436 -01:25:49.020 --> 01:25:50.659 -Let's go. - -1437 -01:26:25.140 --> 01:26:27.379 -- Ηold it! -- Ηold it! Right there! - -1438 -01:26:29.300 --> 01:26:31.939 -- Get out of the fuckin' car! -- (Gunshot) - -1439 -01:26:32.020 --> 01:26:33.619 -(Gunshot) - -1440 -01:26:43.420 --> 01:26:44.819 -(Squeals in pain) - -1441 -01:26:46.620 --> 01:26:48.939 -l'm sorry. l'm sorry, Larry. - -1442 -01:26:49.020 --> 01:26:51.499 -l...l can't believe she killed me. - -1443 -01:26:51.580 --> 01:26:53.299 -Who'd have fuckin' thought that? - -1444 -01:26:53.420 --> 01:26:55.859 -Ηey, just cancel that shit right now. - -1445 -01:26:55.940 --> 01:26:58.939 -You're hurt. -You're hurt real fuckin' bad, - -1446 -01:26:59.060 --> 01:27:00.539 -but you ain't dying. - -1447 -01:27:00.620 --> 01:27:02.019 -Ohh! - -1448 -01:27:02.140 --> 01:27:05.459 -All this blood's -scaring the shit out of me, Larry. - -1449 -01:27:05.540 --> 01:27:08.379 -l'm gonna die, l know it. - -1450 -01:27:23.660 --> 01:27:25.059 -(Freddy moans) - -1451 -01:27:40.180 --> 01:27:41.779 -(Sniffs) - -1452 -01:27:43.340 --> 01:27:44.899 -What the fuck happened? - -1453 -01:27:45.020 --> 01:27:48.539 -Ηe slashed the cop's face, cut off his ear -and was gonna burn him alive. - -1454 -01:27:49.900 --> 01:27:51.939 -What? l didn't hear you. - -1455 -01:27:52.020 --> 01:27:53.779 -l said... - -1456 -01:27:55.820 --> 01:27:57.299 -Blonde went crazy. - -1457 -01:27:57.380 --> 01:28:01.819 -Ηe slashed the cop's face, cut off his ear -and was gonna burn him alive. - -1458 -01:28:02.860 --> 01:28:04.499 -Τhis cop? - -1459 -01:28:05.660 --> 01:28:07.059 -(Mr Orange moans) - -1460 -01:28:08.980 --> 01:28:13.219 -Ηe went crazy - something like that? -Worse or better? - -1461 -01:28:13.340 --> 01:28:16.579 -Εddie, he was pulling a burn, man. - -1462 -01:28:17.860 --> 01:28:19.739 -Ηe was gonna kill the cop and me. - -1463 -01:28:19.820 --> 01:28:21.739 -When you guys walked through the door, - -1464 -01:28:21.820 --> 01:28:24.579 -he was gonna blow you to hell -and make off with the diamonds. - -1465 -01:28:24.660 --> 01:28:29.139 -What'd l tell you? Τhat sick piece of shit -was a stone-cold psycho. - -1466 -01:28:29.220 --> 01:28:32.579 -You could've asked the cop, -if you didn't just kill him. - -1467 -01:28:32.660 --> 01:28:36.699 -Ηe talked about what he was gonna do -when he was slicing him up. - -1468 -01:28:37.780 --> 01:28:39.459 -l don't buy it. - -1469 -01:28:39.580 --> 01:28:41.059 -Doesn't make sense. - -1470 -01:28:45.380 --> 01:28:47.219 -Makes perfect fuckin' sense to me. - -1471 -01:28:47.300 --> 01:28:51.219 -You didn't see how he acted during the job. -We did. - -1472 -01:28:51.340 --> 01:28:53.539 -Ηe's right about the ear - -it's hacked off. - -1473 -01:28:53.620 --> 01:28:57.779 -Let me just say this out loud, -cause l wanna get this straight in my head. - -1474 -01:28:57.860 --> 01:29:01.859 -You're saying that Mr Blonde -was gonna kill you, - -1475 -01:29:01.940 --> 01:29:05.259 -and then when we got back -he was gonna kill us, - -1476 -01:29:05.340 --> 01:29:07.299 -take the satchel of diamonds and scram. - -1477 -01:29:07.380 --> 01:29:10.459 -l'm right about that, right, that's correct, -that's your story? - -1478 -01:29:10.540 --> 01:29:14.739 -l swear on my mother's eternal soul, -it's what happened. - -1479 -01:29:14.860 --> 01:29:18.699 -Τhe man you just killed -just got released from prison. - -1480 -01:29:18.820 --> 01:29:21.899 -Ηe got caught at a company warehouse -full of hot items. - -1481 -01:29:21.980 --> 01:29:23.699 -Ηe could've fuckin' walked. - -1482 -01:29:24.700 --> 01:29:28.819 -All he had to do was say my dad's name, -but he didn't, he kept his fuckin' mouth shut, - -1483 -01:29:28.900 --> 01:29:34.299 -and he did his fuckin' time like a man. -Ηe did four years for us. - -1484 -01:29:34.420 --> 01:29:36.739 -So, Mr Orange... - -1485 -01:29:36.820 --> 01:29:39.979 -you're telling me -that this very good friend of mine, - -1486 -01:29:40.060 --> 01:29:42.819 -who did four years for my father, - -1487 -01:29:42.900 --> 01:29:47.779 -who, in four years, never made a deal, -no matter what they dangled in front of him... - -1488 -01:29:47.860 --> 01:29:50.859 -you're telling me -that now that this man is free, - -1489 -01:29:50.980 --> 01:29:53.939 -and we're making good -on our commitment to him, - -1490 -01:29:54.060 --> 01:30:00.539 -he's just gonna decide, -out of the fuckin' blue...to rip us off? - -1491 -01:30:02.380 --> 01:30:05.699 -Why don't you tell me what really happened. - -1492 -01:30:05.780 --> 01:30:08.259 -What the hell for? - -1493 -01:30:08.340 --> 01:30:10.339 -lt'd just be more bullshit. - -1494 -01:30:12.940 --> 01:30:14.619 -Τhis man set us up. - -1495 -01:30:15.860 --> 01:30:18.859 -Dad, l'm sorry, -but l don't know what the hell's happening. - -1496 -01:30:18.940 --> 01:30:20.419 -lt's all right, Εddie, l do. - -1497 -01:30:20.500 --> 01:30:22.739 -What the fuck are you talking about? - -1498 -01:30:22.820 --> 01:30:26.419 -Τhat lump of shit's workin' with the LAPD. - -1499 -01:30:27.860 --> 01:30:32.659 -l don't have the slightest fuckin' idea -what you're talking about. - -1500 -01:30:32.740 --> 01:30:36.299 -Joe, l don't know what you think you know, -but you're wrong. - -1501 -01:30:36.380 --> 01:30:38.099 -Like hell l am. - -1502 -01:30:38.180 --> 01:30:41.099 -Joe, trust me on this, -you've made a mistake. - -1503 -01:30:41.180 --> 01:30:43.019 -Ηe's a good kid. - -1504 -01:30:43.100 --> 01:30:45.779 -l understand you're super-fuckin'-pissed. - -1505 -01:30:45.860 --> 01:30:47.619 -We're all real emotional. - -1506 -01:30:47.740 --> 01:30:52.339 -But you're barking up the wrong tree. -l know this man, he wouldn't do that. - -1507 -01:30:52.460 --> 01:30:54.899 -You don't know jack shit! l do. - -1508 -01:30:54.980 --> 01:30:56.779 -Τhe cocksucker tipped off the cops, - -1509 -01:30:56.860 --> 01:30:58.939 -and got Mr Brown and Mr Blue killed. - -1510 -01:30:59.020 --> 01:31:00.499 -Mr Blue is dead? - -1511 -01:31:00.580 --> 01:31:01.979 -Dead as Dillinger. - -1512 -01:31:02.060 --> 01:31:04.059 -Ηow do you know all this? - -1513 -01:31:04.180 --> 01:31:06.819 -Ηe was the only one l wasn't 100 percent on. - -1514 -01:31:07.900 --> 01:31:10.899 -I should have my head examined, -going ahead when l wasn't 100 percent. - -1515 -01:31:11.020 --> 01:31:14.779 -- Τhat's your proof? -- You don't need proof when you have instinct! - -1516 -01:31:14.900 --> 01:31:17.179 -l ignored it before, but no more. - -1517 -01:31:19.660 --> 01:31:21.859 -Ηave you lost your fuckin' mind? - -1518 -01:31:21.940 --> 01:31:24.779 -You're making a terrible mistake. -I'm not gonna let you make it. - -1519 -01:31:24.860 --> 01:31:27.139 -Come on, guys. -Nobody wants this. - -1520 -01:31:27.220 --> 01:31:29.779 -We're supposed to be -fuckin' professionals. - -1521 -01:31:29.860 --> 01:31:32.499 -Larry, look, - -1522 -01:31:32.620 --> 01:31:34.419 -it's been quite a long time. - -1523 -01:31:34.540 --> 01:31:35.979 -A lot of jobs. - -1524 -01:31:36.060 --> 01:31:38.139 -Τhere's no need for this, man. - -1525 -01:31:39.180 --> 01:31:41.659 -Let's just put our guns down... - -1526 -01:31:42.900 --> 01:31:46.179 -and let's settle this with a fuckin' conversation. - -1527 -01:31:46.300 --> 01:31:49.899 -Joe, if you kill that man, you die next. - -1528 -01:31:50.020 --> 01:31:51.979 -Repeat - if you kill that man, you die next. - -1529 -01:31:52.100 --> 01:31:54.699 -(Εddie) Larry, we have been friends... - -1530 -01:31:55.740 --> 01:31:59.859 -and you respect my dad and l respect you, -but I'll put bullets through your heart. - -1531 -01:31:59.980 --> 01:32:01.979 -You put that fuckin' gun down now! - -1532 -01:32:02.060 --> 01:32:04.299 -God damn you, Joe... - -1533 -01:32:05.380 --> 01:32:06.579 -don't make me do this. - -1534 -01:32:06.700 --> 01:32:09.299 -Larry, stop pointin' that fuckin' gun at my dad! - -1535 -01:32:18.820 --> 01:33:03.099 -(Larry moans) - -1536 -01:33:25.340 --> 01:33:27.219 -(Freddy whimpers) - -1537 -01:33:29.060 --> 01:33:30.699 -(Larry moans) - -1538 -01:33:32.900 --> 01:33:35.459 -(Distant sirens) - -1539 -01:33:43.980 --> 01:33:45.379 -(Larry coughs) - -1540 -01:33:56.220 --> 01:33:58.179 -l'm sorry, kid. - -1541 -01:34:00.500 --> 01:34:02.899 -Looks like we're gonna... - -1542 -01:34:03.020 --> 01:34:05.939 -- do...do a little time. -- (Men shouting outside) - -1543 -01:34:06.020 --> 01:34:08.099 -(Freddy whimpers) - -1544 -01:34:12.220 --> 01:34:13.699 -l'm a cop. - -1545 -01:34:16.060 --> 01:34:17.579 -Larry... - -1546 -01:34:19.340 --> 01:34:21.019 -l'm sorry. - -1547 -01:34:22.460 --> 01:34:24.059 -l'm... - -1548 -01:34:24.140 --> 01:34:26.379 -so...sorry. - -1549 -01:34:29.220 --> 01:34:30.819 -l'm a cop. - -1550 -01:34:30.900 --> 01:34:32.579 -(Mr White groans) - -1551 -01:34:35.060 --> 01:34:37.139 -(Coughs and sobs) - -1552 -01:34:37.220 --> 01:34:38.659 -l'm sorry. - -1553 -01:34:39.140 --> 01:34:41.979 -Oh! Oh! - -1554 -01:34:42.060 --> 01:34:44.659 -(Shouting continues outside) - -1555 -01:34:47.740 --> 01:34:49.579 -l'm sorry, l'm sorry. - -1556 -01:35:00.940 --> 01:35:02.779 -l'm sorry. - -1557 -01:35:04.020 --> 01:35:05.419 -(Moans) - -1558 -01:35:06.820 --> 01:35:09.059 -- l'm...sorry... -- (Door bangs open) - -1559 -01:35:10.700 --> 01:35:13.899 -(Man) Freeze! -Drop the fuckin' gun, buddy! - -1560 -01:35:13.980 --> 01:35:15.699 -- (2nd man) Now! -- (Man) Put the gun down! - -1561 -01:35:15.780 --> 01:35:17.539 -- Don't do it! -- Drop the gun, man! - -1562 -01:35:17.620 --> 01:35:19.939 -- Drop the gun. -- Drop the fuckin' gun! - -1563 -01:35:20.060 --> 01:35:21.779 -We're gonna blow you away! - -1564 -01:35:21.860 --> 01:35:22.979 -(Gunshot) - -1565 -01:35:23.100 --> 01:35:25.499 -(Gunfire) - -1566 -01:35:28.580 --> 01:35:30.579 -(♪ Ηarry Nilsson: Coconut) - -1567 -01:35:35.980 --> 01:35:39.019 -♪ Brother bought a coconut, -he bought it for a dime - -1568 -01:35:39.100 --> 01:35:42.419 -♪ Ηis sister had another one, -she paid it for the lime - -1569 -01:35:42.540 --> 01:35:46.099 -♪ She put the lime in the coconut, -she drank them both up - -1570 -01:35:46.180 --> 01:35:49.819 -♪ She put the lime -in the coconut, she drank them both up - -1571 -01:35:49.900 --> 01:35:53.379 -♪ She put the lime in the coconut, -she drank them both up - -1572 -01:35:53.500 --> 01:35:57.379 -♪ She put the lime in the coconut, -she called the doctor, woke him up - -1573 -01:35:57.460 --> 01:36:00.699 -♪ And said, -Doctor, ain't there nothin' l can take - -1574 -01:36:00.780 --> 01:36:04.299 -♪ l say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache? - -1575 -01:36:04.380 --> 01:36:07.859 -♪ l say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' l can take - -1576 -01:36:07.980 --> 01:36:11.699 -♪ l say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache? - -1577 -01:36:11.820 --> 01:36:13.339 -♪ Now let me get this straight - -1578 -01:36:13.420 --> 01:36:16.899 -♪ You put the lime in the coconut, -you drank them both up - -1579 -01:36:16.980 --> 01:36:20.459 -♪ Put the lime in the coconut, -you drank them both up - -1580 -01:36:20.580 --> 01:36:24.139 -♪ Put the lime -in the coconut, you drank them both up - -1581 -01:36:24.220 --> 01:36:27.899 -♪ Put the lime in the coconut, -you called your doctor, woke him up - -1582 -01:36:27.980 --> 01:36:31.219 -♪ And said, Doctor, -ain't there nothing l can take - -1583 -01:36:31.340 --> 01:36:34.779 -♪ l said, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache? - -1584 -01:36:34.860 --> 01:36:38.299 -♪ l said, Doctor, -ain't there nothin' l can take - -1585 -01:36:38.380 --> 01:36:42.099 -♪ l said, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache? - -1586 -01:36:42.180 --> 01:36:45.459 -♪ You put the lime in the coconut, -you drink them both together - -1587 -01:36:45.540 --> 01:36:49.019 -♪ Put the lime in the coconut, -then you feel better - -1588 -01:36:49.100 --> 01:36:52.339 -♪ Put the lime in the coconut, -drink them both up - -1589 -01:36:52.420 --> 01:36:56.499 -♪ Put the lime in the coconut, -and call me in the morning - -1590 -01:36:56.580 --> 01:37:01.219 -♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, -ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh - -1591 -01:37:01.300 --> 01:37:04.659 -♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, -ooh-ooh - -1592 -01:37:04.740 --> 01:37:10.579 -♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, -ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh - -1593 -01:37:10.660 --> 01:37:13.659 -♪ Brother bought a coconut, -he bought it for a dime - -1594 -01:37:13.740 --> 01:37:16.779 -♪ Ηis sister had another one, -she paid it for the lime - -1595 -01:37:16.860 --> 01:37:20.579 -♪ She put the lime in the coconut, -she drank them both up - -1596 -01:37:20.660 --> 01:37:24.499 -♪ She put the lime in the coconut, -she called the doctor, woke him up - -1597 -01:37:24.580 --> 01:37:27.339 -♪ Said, Doctor, ain't there nothin' l can take - -1598 -01:37:27.420 --> 01:37:31.019 -♪ l say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache? - -1599 -01:37:31.140 --> 01:37:38.059 -♪ l say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' l can take? -l say, Doctor, let me get this straight - -1600 -01:37:38.140 --> 01:37:41.459 -♪ You put the lime in the coconut, -you drink them both up - -1601 -01:37:41.580 --> 01:37:44.939 -♪ Put the lime in the coconut, -you drink them both up - -1602 -01:37:45.020 --> 01:37:48.299 -♪ You put the lime in the coconut, -you drink them both up - -1603 -01:37:48.420 --> 01:37:52.019 -♪ Put the lime in the coconut, -you such a silly woman - -1604 -01:37:52.100 --> 01:37:55.259 -♪ Put the lime in the coconut, -and drink them both together - -1605 -01:37:55.380 --> 01:37:58.739 -♪ Put the lime in the coconut, -then you feel better - -1606 -01:37:58.820 --> 01:38:02.299 -♪ Put the lime in the coconut, -drink them both down - -1607 -01:38:02.380 --> 01:38:06.179 -♪ Put the lime in the coconut, -and call me in the morning - -1608 -01:38:06.260 --> 01:38:08.979 -♪ Woo-woo, ain't there nothin' you can take - -1609 -01:38:09.100 --> 01:38:12.419 -♪ l say, woo-woo, to relieve your belly ache? - -1610 -01:38:12.500 --> 01:38:16.139 -♪ You say, woo-woo, -ain't there nothin' l can take - -1611 -01:38:16.220 --> 01:38:19.339 -♪ l say, woo-woo, to relieve your belly ache? - -1612 -01:38:19.420 --> 01:38:22.579 -♪ You say, ya-ah, ain't there nothin' l can take - -1613 -01:38:22.700 --> 01:38:26.059 -♪ l say, wa-ah, to relieve this belly ache? - -1614 -01:38:26.140 --> 01:38:29.619 -♪ l say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' l can take? - -1615 -01:38:29.700 --> 01:38:36.299 -♪ l say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' l can take? -l say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' l can take? - -1616 -01:38:36.420 --> 01:38:39.899 -♪ l say, Doctor, you're such a silly woman - -1617 -01:38:39.980 --> 01:38:43.379 -♪ Put the lime in the coconut, -and drink them both together - -1618 -01:38:43.460 --> 01:38:46.659 -♪ Put the lime in the coconut, -then you feel better - -1619 -01:38:46.740 --> 01:38:49.859 -♪ Put the lime in the coconut, -drink them both up - -1620 -01:38:49.980 --> 01:38:54.779 -♪ Put the lime in the coconut, -and call me in the morning - -1621 -01:38:54.900 --> 01:38:56.899 -♪ Yes, you call me in the morning - -1622 -01:38:57.020 --> 01:39:00.379 -♪ lf you call me in the morning, -I'll tell you what to do - -1623 -01:39:00.460 --> 01:39:03.379 -♪ If you call me -in the morning, l'll tell you what to do - -1624 -01:39:03.460 --> 01:39:06.779 -♪ lf you call me in the morning, -I'll tell you what to do - -1625 -01:39:06.860 --> 01:39:10.299 -♪ If you call me -in the morning, l'll tell you what to do - -1626 -01:39:10.380 --> 01:39:12.499 -♪ lf you call me in the morning... ♪ - diff --git a/files/assets/4.vtt b/files/assets/4.vtt new file mode 100644 index 000000000..4c7d044d1 --- /dev/null +++ b/files/assets/4.vtt @@ -0,0 +1,7789 @@ +WEBVTT + +1 +00:00:55.477 --> 00:01:00.477 +Subtitles by explosiveskull + +2 +00:01:46.760 --> 00:01:49.280 +Radio Moscow. +Director Andreyev. What is it? + +3 +00:01:52.640 --> 00:01:53.879 +Seventeen minutes. + +4 +00:01:54.680 --> 00:01:57.600 +Yes, of course I can ring back +in 17 minutes. + +5 +00:01:58.560 --> 00:01:59.560 +Yeah. + +6 +00:02:00.599 --> 00:02:02.719 +Mm-hm. +Yes, I'm writing it down. + +7 +00:02:03.879 --> 00:02:05.478 +I can't get the... + +8 +00:02:05.480 --> 00:02:07.600 +One, five... + +9 +00:02:09.120 --> 00:02:11.159 +Sorry? Was that a nine, as in "fine"? + +10 +00:02:11.639 --> 00:02:14.000 +Or... or another five as in, um... + +11 +00:02:14.560 --> 00:02:16.159 +- "Hive." +- ..."hive"? + +12 +00:02:17.360 --> 00:02:19.520 +Hello? Hello? + +13 +00:02:25.000 --> 00:02:27.317 +- Hive? +- Who was it? + +14 +00:02:27.319 --> 00:02:29.518 +The Secretariat +of the General Secretariat. + +15 +00:02:29.520 --> 00:02:32.518 +Of the General Secretary. +The Secretary of the General... + +16 +00:02:32.520 --> 00:02:33.640 +Stalin? + +17 +00:02:36.159 --> 00:02:37.917 +Turn that down. + +18 +00:02:39.120 --> 00:02:40.437 +Put that apple down. + +19 +00:02:40.439 --> 00:02:42.197 +You're always eating bloody apples. + +20 +00:02:42.199 --> 00:02:44.398 +I'm to call him back +in 17 minutes. + +21 +00:02:44.400 --> 00:02:46.197 +Seventeen minutes from when +you picked up the phone + +22 +00:02:46.199 --> 00:02:48.317 +or from when you put it down? + +23 +00:02:48.319 --> 00:02:52.358 +Seventeen minutes from when I said +I'd call back in 17 minutes. + +24 +00:02:52.360 --> 00:02:54.360 +- When was that? +- I don't know. + +25 +00:02:55.039 --> 00:02:56.159 +Thirty seconds ago? + +26 +00:02:57.599 --> 00:02:59.197 +- A minute? +- Well, which one? + +27 +00:02:59.199 --> 00:03:00.317 +- A minute. +- A minute? + +28 +00:03:00.319 --> 00:03:01.400 +A minute. + +29 +00:03:02.599 --> 00:03:03.917 +- You sure? +- No. + +30 +00:03:09.080 --> 00:03:10.320 +Well, well, well. + +31 +00:03:11.840 --> 00:03:14.678 +Oh, I put Shteyman +on the list, the writer. + +32 +00:03:14.680 --> 00:03:18.278 +- I know you like his work, but... +- No, leave him on. + +33 +00:03:18.280 --> 00:03:21.518 +And, uh... Shteyman two, his wife? + +34 +00:03:21.520 --> 00:03:22.560 +On. + +35 +00:03:23.159 --> 00:03:24.359 +They're a couple, ain't they? + +36 +00:03:25.479 --> 00:03:27.317 +We're talking about Stalingrad, +how cold it was, + +37 +00:03:27.319 --> 00:03:30.998 +and we would do anything, +anything, to warm ourselves up. + +38 +00:03:31.000 --> 00:03:32.877 +We'd throw live grenades +to each other. + +39 +00:03:32.879 --> 00:03:35.197 +We'd pull the pin, +throw it to the prisoners. + +40 +00:03:35.199 --> 00:03:39.437 +They'd be jumping around +like drunken whores. "Oh, oh, oh!" + +41 +00:03:39.439 --> 00:03:41.599 +What was the grenade? + +42 +00:03:42.280 --> 00:03:43.877 +- A grenade. +- Georgy. + +43 +00:03:43.879 --> 00:03:45.637 +- A grenade... what do you... +- No no no. + +44 +00:03:45.639 --> 00:03:47.559 +You're obstructing the story. +Let him tell it. + +45 +00:03:56.280 --> 00:03:58.759 +So, ten past, the call came in. + +46 +00:03:59.240 --> 00:04:01.800 +- Seventeen minutes... +- So call back 10:27? + +47 +00:04:02.919 --> 00:04:05.597 +- Yeah. +- You don't seem confident. + +48 +00:04:05.599 --> 00:04:08.358 +Well, I wasn't the one +on the phone. + +49 +00:04:08.360 --> 00:04:09.917 +And it was definitely a nine, +wasn't it? + +50 +00:04:09.919 --> 00:04:12.518 +- I wasn't the one on the phone. +- You keep saying that. + +51 +00:04:12.520 --> 00:04:16.918 +- It's not helping. +- I wasn't, though. So... + +52 +00:04:16.920 --> 00:04:18.517 +A grenade in his mouth! + +53 +00:04:19.879 --> 00:04:22.437 +- Always cracks me up, this one. +- And then boom! + +54 +00:04:22.439 --> 00:04:23.757 +I'll have these dispatched. + +55 +00:04:23.759 --> 00:04:25.839 +That's how you turn a Prussian +into a bowl of soup. + +56 +00:04:26.639 --> 00:04:28.437 +Oh, there he goes. + +57 +00:04:28.439 --> 00:04:30.199 +Yes, we see your list, Beria. + +58 +00:04:33.759 --> 00:04:36.437 +Shoot her before him, +but make sure he sees it. + +59 +00:04:36.439 --> 00:04:38.079 +Oh, and this one... um... + +60 +00:04:39.040 --> 00:04:41.600 +Kill him, take him to his church, +dump him in the pulpit. + +61 +00:04:42.639 --> 00:04:44.240 +And I'll leave the rest +up to you. + +62 +00:04:45.439 --> 00:04:47.199 +Let's go! + +63 +00:05:05.680 --> 00:05:08.718 +First three names on list. +Top name, apartment 15. Go. + +64 +00:05:08.720 --> 00:05:09.880 +Go, go. + +65 +00:05:31.439 --> 00:05:35.000 +Come on. Where are you going? +Get round here. Get on the bus. + +66 +00:05:36.399 --> 00:05:39.437 +Comrade, it's the greatest honour. + +67 +00:05:39.439 --> 00:05:41.000 +He can't see me bow. + +68 +00:05:41.639 --> 00:05:43.519 +- Comrade Director. +- Oh, shit. + +69 +00:05:47.879 --> 00:05:50.839 +Five... nine. + +70 +00:05:55.240 --> 00:05:56.280 +Hello. + +71 +00:05:57.040 --> 00:05:58.197 +This is Stalin. + +72 +00:05:58.199 --> 00:05:59.877 +Bravo! + +73 +00:05:59.879 --> 00:06:03.038 +Sorry. It's really noisy. +I'm sorry about that. + +74 +00:06:03.040 --> 00:06:05.678 +How are you? +How is it wherever you are? + +75 +00:06:05.680 --> 00:06:07.197 +Sorry. Sorry again. + +76 +00:06:07.199 --> 00:06:09.120 +- Are you there? +- Receiving you. + +77 +00:06:10.319 --> 00:06:12.478 +I want a recording +of tonight's performance. + +78 +00:06:12.480 --> 00:06:13.920 +I'll send someone to pick it up. + +79 +00:06:15.199 --> 00:06:16.918 +I think you split +a couple of notes. + +80 +00:06:16.920 --> 00:06:18.478 +You cheeky bugger. I did not. + +81 +00:06:18.480 --> 00:06:20.317 +- How was it? Was it good? +- I thought wonderful. + +82 +00:06:20.319 --> 00:06:21.800 +Was the concerto recorded? + +83 +00:06:23.720 --> 00:06:27.358 +Was it recorded? Please say yes. + +84 +00:06:27.360 --> 00:06:31.358 +- Erm... no. It went out live. +- Stay. Stay. + +85 +00:06:31.360 --> 00:06:34.678 +Okay, nobody leave! Nobody leave! +Lock the doors! Lock those doors! + +86 +00:06:34.680 --> 00:06:36.437 +If you wouldn't mind +just taking your seats again. + +87 +00:06:36.439 --> 00:06:37.598 +That would be fantastic. + +88 +00:06:37.600 --> 00:06:39.358 +Take your seats. +Take your fucking seats. + +89 +00:06:39.360 --> 00:06:43.197 +Don't worry, nobody's +gonna get killed, I promise you. + +90 +00:06:43.199 --> 00:06:46.038 +This is just +a musical emergency. + +91 +00:06:46.040 --> 00:06:47.397 +Take your seats. That's it. + +92 +00:06:47.399 --> 00:06:49.038 +Nobody be alarmed. It's fine. + +93 +00:06:49.040 --> 00:06:51.637 +Sit down! Do not defy me! + +94 +00:06:51.639 --> 00:06:53.319 +Sit your arses down! + +95 +00:06:55.720 --> 00:06:58.197 +Top me up. Everybody drinks. + +96 +00:06:58.199 --> 00:07:00.598 +As I was saying, +we had this 12-year-old scout. + +97 +00:07:00.600 --> 00:07:02.637 +His whole family +was wiped out by the Krauts. + +98 +00:07:02.639 --> 00:07:05.718 +But before that he taught us +this trick. He taught us this trick. + +99 +00:07:05.720 --> 00:07:08.478 +He taught us this trick. +If you stick somebody's little finger + +100 +00:07:08.480 --> 00:07:11.757 +in a glass of water +while they're sleeping, + +101 +00:07:11.759 --> 00:07:13.077 +they wet themselves. + +102 +00:07:14.879 --> 00:07:16.077 +Here, what next? + +103 +00:07:16.079 --> 00:07:17.558 +You stick a bar of chocolate + +104 +00:07:17.560 --> 00:07:19.277 +in their pocket, +they shit their pants? + +105 +00:07:22.879 --> 00:07:27.397 +But it's biology, Chief. +We did it to Polnikov in Stalingrad. + +106 +00:07:27.399 --> 00:07:29.718 +But, anyway, +"shit your pants", that's great. + +107 +00:07:29.720 --> 00:07:31.317 +Whatever became of Polnikov? + +108 +00:07:35.199 --> 00:07:37.639 +You wanna know +where fucking Polnikov is? + +109 +00:07:38.800 --> 00:07:39.879 +You wanna go there? + +110 +00:07:41.000 --> 00:07:43.120 +I love that grenade story. + +111 +00:07:44.399 --> 00:07:48.038 +- Oh, is there one in your pocket? +- No, no, come on. No, not again! + +112 +00:07:48.040 --> 00:07:50.437 +No, don't you... + +113 +00:07:50.439 --> 00:07:52.757 +God damn it! + +114 +00:07:52.759 --> 00:07:55.317 +Caught red-handed. + +115 +00:07:55.319 --> 00:07:57.478 +Well, I would die for the Motherland! + +116 +00:08:00.199 --> 00:08:02.519 +Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! + +117 +00:08:20.240 --> 00:08:21.560 +Wait a minute. Wait a minute. + +118 +00:08:22.680 --> 00:08:24.120 +Take this, you bastards! + +119 +00:08:27.439 --> 00:08:28.718 +All right, let's get going. + +120 +00:08:28.720 --> 00:08:31.560 +Time for a cowboy movie. +Who's in my posse? + +121 +00:08:34.480 --> 00:08:37.519 +Here we go. He rides out, +he gets shot off his horse. + +122 +00:08:39.639 --> 00:08:42.199 +Adios. + +123 +00:08:43.759 --> 00:08:45.677 +Thank you very much. +It's gonna be okay. + +124 +00:08:45.679 --> 00:08:46.799 +Sit where you sat before. + +125 +00:08:47.360 --> 00:08:49.598 +Right, what do you think? + +126 +00:08:49.600 --> 00:08:52.480 +Well, half the audience have gone. +The acoustic will be very lively. + +127 +00:08:53.200 --> 00:08:55.757 +Go and get some more people +in off the street. + +128 +00:08:55.759 --> 00:08:57.797 +Fat ones, so we don't need as many. + +129 +00:08:57.799 --> 00:09:00.157 +Really? How fat? + +130 +00:09:00.159 --> 00:09:03.598 +I could get my wife. +She'd deaden the acoustic. + +131 +00:09:03.600 --> 00:09:06.360 +Comrades... +Comrades, shut up! + +132 +00:09:07.000 --> 00:09:08.557 +I have wonderful news. + +133 +00:09:08.559 --> 00:09:11.757 +Comrade Stalin +loved tonight's concerto + +134 +00:09:11.759 --> 00:09:14.318 +and would like +a recording of it right away, + +135 +00:09:14.320 --> 00:09:18.078 +which we don't have, for reasons +that are myriad and complex and... + +136 +00:09:18.080 --> 00:09:24.438 +But meanwhile the concerto +we just played will be played again. + +137 +00:09:24.440 --> 00:09:28.520 +And this time we will record it +and we will applaud it. + +138 +00:09:31.000 --> 00:09:32.320 +Yes. Yes. + +139 +00:09:47.200 --> 00:09:48.920 +Brilliant. Okay. + +140 +00:09:50.639 --> 00:09:52.039 +Excuse me. + +141 +00:09:52.639 --> 00:09:53.720 +I won't do it. + +142 +00:09:55.080 --> 00:09:57.600 +Come on, through here. +In you come. + +143 +00:10:01.000 --> 00:10:02.320 +Sit down. Sit down. + +144 +00:10:03.440 --> 00:10:05.637 +You, Joan of Arc, +do you want to get killed? + +145 +00:10:05.639 --> 00:10:07.799 +Like my father got killed, +my brother? Like that? + +146 +00:10:08.639 --> 00:10:12.279 +- But they would want you to live. +- I won't do it. You can't force me. + +147 +00:10:12.879 --> 00:10:15.198 +- Can't we just get another pianist? +- That would be ridiculous. + +148 +00:10:15.200 --> 00:10:17.118 +The sound would be +completely different. + +149 +00:10:17.120 --> 00:10:18.917 +- Even Stalin could... +- Even? + +150 +00:10:18.919 --> 00:10:21.637 +- I didn't mean... +- Even Stalin? + +151 +00:10:21.639 --> 00:10:23.120 +I hope this office isn't bugged. + +152 +00:10:24.480 --> 00:10:26.677 +Of course Comrade Stalin would +be able to tell the difference. + +153 +00:10:26.679 --> 00:10:30.118 +He's a great man with a great ear. + +154 +00:10:30.120 --> 00:10:32.917 +- Two great ears. +- Sharp. They're sharp. + +155 +00:10:32.919 --> 00:10:36.637 +- The sharpest ears in the... +- In the Soviet Union. + +156 +00:10:36.639 --> 00:10:39.557 +Maria Veniaminovna, +you have to play. + +157 +00:10:39.559 --> 00:10:41.598 +I didn't... +I didn't mean what I said. + +158 +00:10:41.600 --> 00:10:42.759 +So you said it, then? + +159 +00:10:43.720 --> 00:10:48.080 +As God is my witness, I won't do it. +The Lord will see me through. + +160 +00:10:49.480 --> 00:10:50.720 +10,000 roubles. + +161 +00:10:52.080 --> 00:10:53.280 +20,000. + +162 +00:10:54.279 --> 00:10:56.279 +Done. Let's go. + +163 +00:11:02.440 --> 00:11:03.517 +Ohh! + +164 +00:11:03.519 --> 00:11:05.757 +What the fuck? + +165 +00:11:05.759 --> 00:11:10.919 +What fucking brainless fire-safety +fucking idiot put that there? + +166 +00:11:12.120 --> 00:11:14.600 +Now we need a new conductor. +Let's go. + +167 +00:11:22.639 --> 00:11:24.000 +Which one's your father in? + +168 +00:11:25.840 --> 00:11:27.879 +Thank you. You've been very helpful. +Follow me. + +169 +00:11:29.799 --> 00:11:31.039 +Open up! + +170 +00:11:31.840 --> 00:11:33.277 +Let's get these on the bus. + +171 +00:11:33.279 --> 00:11:36.797 +Keep it moving! +We've still got things to do! + +172 +00:11:36.799 --> 00:11:38.078 +Come on, move! + +173 +00:11:51.559 --> 00:11:53.277 +I love you. I love you. + +174 +00:11:53.279 --> 00:11:56.399 +Now, you say whatever +you have to say to them. You say it. + +175 +00:11:56.799 --> 00:11:58.120 +Oh, God. + +176 +00:11:59.039 --> 00:12:00.879 +Hello. Hi. + +177 +00:12:01.360 --> 00:12:02.917 +Deepest apologies, sir. + +178 +00:12:02.919 --> 00:12:05.438 +Radio Moscow requests your +presence immediately, please. + +179 +00:12:05.440 --> 00:12:09.920 +You're Moscow's finest and nearest +conductor, so... we must hurry. + +180 +00:12:17.399 --> 00:12:19.838 +I rather enjoyed your reference +to Polnikov this evening. + +181 +00:12:19.840 --> 00:12:22.478 +Stalin looked like he was +gonna split your head open. + +182 +00:12:22.480 --> 00:12:27.318 +"What became of Polnikov and +Trotsky? I was a huge fan of his." + +183 +00:12:27.320 --> 00:12:28.998 +"I miss the Tsar." + +184 +00:12:29.000 --> 00:12:32.078 +I'm exhausted. I can't remember +who's alive and who isn't. + +185 +00:12:32.080 --> 00:12:34.637 +Georgy, when you go home, +make sure your wife writes down + +186 +00:12:34.639 --> 00:12:36.598 +everything you think +you said tonight. + +187 +00:12:36.600 --> 00:12:38.998 +All right, this way in the morning +you know what you're dealing with. + +188 +00:12:39.000 --> 00:12:40.517 +That's Khrushchev's Law. + +189 +00:12:40.519 --> 00:12:43.679 +Good night, comrades. Long live +the Communist Party of Lenin-Stalin. + +190 +00:12:44.240 --> 00:12:47.037 +Long live John Wayne +and John Ford. + +191 +00:12:48.399 --> 00:12:50.277 +Goodbye, Molotov, old friend. + +192 +00:12:50.279 --> 00:12:51.399 +Goodbye forever. + +193 +00:12:53.200 --> 00:12:54.560 +Yeah. On the list. + +194 +00:12:55.440 --> 00:12:56.797 +It would be simpler and cheaper + +195 +00:12:56.799 --> 00:12:58.439 +if they just drove +straight into a river. + +196 +00:13:00.080 --> 00:13:01.240 +Sweet dreams. + +197 +00:13:03.759 --> 00:13:05.120 +Good night. + +198 +00:13:09.240 --> 00:13:10.320 +Night. + +199 +00:13:19.639 --> 00:13:21.037 +People in off the streets. + +200 +00:13:21.039 --> 00:13:22.159 +Just this way. + +201 +00:13:27.320 --> 00:13:30.400 +I don't think any of these people +have ever heard of Mozart. + +202 +00:13:55.120 --> 00:13:56.877 +I made a joke about the farmers. + +203 +00:13:56.879 --> 00:13:59.360 +- Did Stalin laugh? +- Yeah. + +204 +00:14:01.399 --> 00:14:03.438 +I made a joke about the navy. + +205 +00:14:03.440 --> 00:14:05.840 +- No laugh. +- No more navy jokes. + +206 +00:14:06.399 --> 00:14:07.557 +Good evening. + +207 +00:14:07.559 --> 00:14:09.397 +Get this lot checked in. + +208 +00:14:09.399 --> 00:14:10.557 +Good. Nice. + +209 +00:14:10.559 --> 00:14:12.399 +Long live Stalin! + +210 +00:14:16.480 --> 00:14:18.440 +Long live Stalin! + +211 +00:14:42.600 --> 00:14:44.759 +- Shouldn't we check it? +- No time. + +212 +00:14:46.200 --> 00:14:49.157 +If it's not okay, then Stalin's men +will chop you into dog meat. + +213 +00:14:49.159 --> 00:14:50.159 +Thank you. + +214 +00:14:50.600 --> 00:14:53.877 +Move, move, move, move, move. +Excuse me. Thank you. + +215 +00:14:53.879 --> 00:14:55.600 +I have it. I have it. + +216 +00:14:58.440 --> 00:15:03.838 +I have the recording. I just had to +get a new sleeve, a white one. + +217 +00:15:03.840 --> 00:15:05.557 +The delay has been logged. + +218 +00:15:05.559 --> 00:15:08.358 +I wish to convey a special +message from my heart. + +219 +00:15:08.360 --> 00:15:11.358 +I wish to convey this recording +to Comrade Stalin. + +220 +00:15:11.360 --> 00:15:13.198 +I want Comrade Stalin to know + +221 +00:15:13.200 --> 00:15:15.520 +the full intensity +of my feelings for him. + +222 +00:15:16.120 --> 00:15:17.877 +No, this is unauthorised narcissism. + +223 +00:15:17.879 --> 00:15:19.039 +No. + +224 +00:15:20.440 --> 00:15:24.198 +The item is now in my possession... +after a significant delay. + +225 +00:15:24.200 --> 00:15:25.440 +Note the time. + +226 +00:15:54.480 --> 00:15:56.680 +What took you so long? +You fucking walk here? + +227 +00:16:20.480 --> 00:16:22.438 +Josef Vissarionovich Stalin, + +228 +00:16:22.440 --> 00:16:25.280 +you have betrayed our nation +and destroyed its people. + +229 +00:16:25.840 --> 00:16:29.198 +I pray for your end, +and ask the Lord to forgive you. + +230 +00:16:29.200 --> 00:16:30.637 +Tyrant. + +231 +00:16:37.120 --> 00:16:40.200 +Oh, fuck. Fuck... + +232 +00:16:48.799 --> 00:16:50.557 +Should we investigate? + +233 +00:16:50.559 --> 00:16:53.599 +Should you shut the fuck up +before you get us both killed? + +234 +00:17:04.799 --> 00:17:06.119 +Good morning. + +235 +00:17:09.680 --> 00:17:10.799 +Well? + +236 +00:17:14.599 --> 00:17:16.240 +Comrade Stalin? + +237 +00:17:17.240 --> 00:17:19.037 +Comrade Stalin? + +238 +00:17:22.319 --> 00:17:23.679 +I just need some names. + +239 +00:17:24.319 --> 00:17:27.357 +Each name you give me +is one less bit of you I'll cut off. + +240 +00:17:27.359 --> 00:17:29.359 +Enter. + +241 +00:17:31.240 --> 00:17:35.240 +Sorry to interrupt, Comrade Minister. +It's Comrade Stalin. + +242 +00:17:36.759 --> 00:17:39.440 +Oh, don't worry about him. +Those ears are full of blood anyway. + +243 +00:17:40.680 --> 00:17:42.360 +Comrade Stalin is very ill. + +244 +00:17:43.079 --> 00:17:44.199 +Very ill? + +245 +00:17:44.920 --> 00:17:46.000 +Yes. + +246 +00:17:47.319 --> 00:17:48.439 +Uh-huh. + +247 +00:17:49.400 --> 00:17:51.597 +- You, carry on. +- Of course. + +248 +00:17:53.279 --> 00:17:56.240 +Tell them Beria is on his way. + +249 +00:17:56.920 --> 00:18:01.600 +They are to touch nothing, +call no-one. Understood? + +250 +00:18:02.359 --> 00:18:04.438 +Tell me you understand +my instructions. + +251 +00:18:04.440 --> 00:18:06.638 +I understand your instructions. + +252 +00:18:06.640 --> 00:18:08.117 +Good. + +253 +00:18:08.119 --> 00:18:10.919 +Shh, shh. + +254 +00:18:11.519 --> 00:18:13.039 +What's your name, Lieutenant? + +255 +00:18:14.599 --> 00:18:16.158 +S-Slimonov, sir. + +256 +00:18:16.160 --> 00:18:17.560 +S-Slimonov? + +257 +00:18:18.759 --> 00:18:20.559 +Be here when I g-get back. + +258 +00:18:22.440 --> 00:18:24.440 +Long live Stalin! + +259 +00:18:28.519 --> 00:18:31.718 +- Abramovsky still holding out? +- Yeah. He's close, though. + +260 +00:18:31.720 --> 00:18:33.478 +He was close yesterday. + +261 +00:18:33.480 --> 00:18:34.837 +Long live Stalin! + +262 +00:18:34.839 --> 00:18:36.557 +Have his wife move into the next cell + +263 +00:18:36.559 --> 00:18:38.277 +and start working +on her until he talks. + +264 +00:18:38.279 --> 00:18:39.757 +Make it noisy. + +265 +00:18:39.759 --> 00:18:43.000 +Shame. Mrs Abramovsky's been +most cooperative so far. + +266 +00:18:44.279 --> 00:18:47.238 +Some women will do anything +to get their husbands released. + +267 +00:18:47.240 --> 00:18:49.438 +Yeah, and she did everything. + +268 +00:18:49.440 --> 00:18:52.478 +I thank the Union for bringing me +so many devoted wives + +269 +00:18:52.480 --> 00:18:54.440 +who fuck like sewing machines. + +270 +00:18:54.839 --> 00:18:56.117 +Glasses. + +271 +00:18:58.599 --> 00:19:00.359 +To his dacha. Urgently. + +272 +00:19:08.000 --> 00:19:10.357 +Tanks, farmers, navy, + +273 +00:19:10.359 --> 00:19:11.878 +grenade: funny. + +274 +00:19:11.880 --> 00:19:14.998 +Beria, tomato, pocket: funny. Horse... + +275 +00:19:15.000 --> 00:19:16.837 +- Funny? +- ...slippers: question mark. + +276 +00:19:16.839 --> 00:19:19.597 +- Farmers, horse again, navy... +- There were no whores. + +277 +00:19:19.599 --> 00:19:23.317 +What are you writing? +Oh, "horse". Is this in code? + +278 +00:19:23.319 --> 00:19:25.878 +This is your drunken nonsense, +not mine. Don't blame my notes. + +279 +00:19:25.880 --> 00:19:28.557 +"Molotov C-H-H-H..." + +280 +00:19:28.559 --> 00:19:30.277 +Was I stuttering? What is that? + +281 +00:19:30.279 --> 00:19:31.920 +Molotov... + +282 +00:19:33.200 --> 00:19:35.759 +Oh. It's Molotov... + +283 +00:19:37.160 --> 00:19:39.160 +- He's on the list. +- Poor Molotov. + +284 +00:19:39.759 --> 00:19:41.480 +First his wife, now him. + +285 +00:19:42.160 --> 00:19:44.600 +Georgy is off in a hurry somewhere. + +286 +00:19:45.119 --> 00:19:46.239 +Something's happening. + +287 +00:19:48.000 --> 00:19:49.119 +Hello? + +288 +00:19:49.559 --> 00:19:50.678 +What? + +289 +00:19:50.680 --> 00:19:52.158 +Get my trousers. + +290 +00:19:52.160 --> 00:19:54.438 +Just get my... No, not you. + +291 +00:19:54.440 --> 00:19:56.398 +Who's there? Is Beria there? + +292 +00:19:56.400 --> 00:19:57.840 +Never mind. I'll be right there. + +293 +00:19:58.559 --> 00:20:00.517 +Your trousers. Your trousers. +Here are your trousers. + +294 +00:20:00.519 --> 00:20:02.200 +- Okay, okay. +- Let me take your pyjamas. + +295 +00:20:02.720 --> 00:20:06.037 +No, there's no time. Get my +shoes, please, Nina, my shoes. + +296 +00:20:06.039 --> 00:20:08.000 +- Your shirt. +- Send me a shirt and tie. + +297 +00:20:26.359 --> 00:20:27.918 +Were you on duty +when he was found? + +298 +00:20:27.920 --> 00:20:30.597 +- Yes, sir. +- No-one is to come in. Understood? + +299 +00:20:30.599 --> 00:20:32.077 +Yes, sir. + +300 +00:20:32.079 --> 00:20:33.480 +Remain at your stations. + +301 +00:20:37.640 --> 00:20:38.880 +Oh, God. + +302 +00:20:43.039 --> 00:20:45.478 +They told me +not to get a doctor. + +303 +00:20:45.480 --> 00:20:47.077 +You did well, Matryona Petrovna. + +304 +00:20:47.079 --> 00:20:49.198 +The Central Committee +will handle things now. + +305 +00:20:49.200 --> 00:20:51.840 +- So they'll get a doctor? +- There are procedures in place. + +306 +00:20:53.160 --> 00:20:55.200 +- So you'll get a doctor? +- I am the doctor. + +307 +00:20:56.319 --> 00:20:57.879 +I'll see to everything. Come on. + +308 +00:21:01.200 --> 00:21:02.440 +Go on. He'll be fine. + +309 +00:21:06.480 --> 00:21:08.559 +Smells like a Baku pisshouse in here. + +310 +00:21:10.599 --> 00:21:11.639 +Greetings, by the way. + +311 +00:21:16.000 --> 00:21:17.119 +Oh, shit. + +312 +00:21:22.519 --> 00:21:23.639 +Uh-huh. + +313 +00:21:42.200 --> 00:21:44.039 +Oh, come on. Fuck! + +314 +00:22:03.920 --> 00:22:06.680 +Khrustalyov! Khrustalyov! + +315 +00:22:10.799 --> 00:22:12.678 +- Take the papers. +- Let them go. + +316 +00:22:12.680 --> 00:22:14.678 +Take the papers or I'll cut +your eyes out one at a time + +317 +00:22:14.680 --> 00:22:16.037 +so you can watch it happening! + +318 +00:22:16.039 --> 00:22:17.359 +- Drop it. +- Take them! + +319 +00:22:42.200 --> 00:22:43.600 +Come in. + +320 +00:22:48.799 --> 00:22:50.200 +Oh, my God. + +321 +00:22:54.920 --> 00:22:58.198 +Is this... +I'm guessing that this is... + +322 +00:22:58.200 --> 00:23:00.759 +Yeah, he's feeling unwell, clearly. + +323 +00:23:02.559 --> 00:23:03.878 +He's irreplaceable. + +324 +00:23:06.559 --> 00:23:08.599 +How can we possibly... + +325 +00:23:10.400 --> 00:23:12.918 +All right, we must +think of the people. + +326 +00:23:14.359 --> 00:23:16.998 +As Acting General Secretary, +I must step up. + +327 +00:23:17.000 --> 00:23:22.198 +I must... I must take his place +while he's... on the floor. + +328 +00:23:22.200 --> 00:23:24.158 +But you just said +he's irreplaceable. + +329 +00:23:24.160 --> 00:23:26.158 +Irreplaceable. Take his place as in + +330 +00:23:26.160 --> 00:23:28.037 +assembling the Central Committee, +of course. + +331 +00:23:28.039 --> 00:23:31.879 +Good. I was testing you. +Get used to that sort of challenge. + +332 +00:23:33.559 --> 00:23:35.039 +So, what next, boss? + +333 +00:23:36.599 --> 00:23:38.559 +We should... +We should get a doctor. + +334 +00:23:39.480 --> 00:23:40.559 +Yeah... + +335 +00:23:41.400 --> 00:23:42.878 +Yes. If only we hadn't... + +336 +00:23:42.880 --> 00:23:45.077 +put away all those highly +competent doctors for treason. + +337 +00:23:45.079 --> 00:23:46.837 +- You remember? +- Yes, I do. I do. + +338 +00:23:46.839 --> 00:23:49.158 +You know, +they were plotting to poison him. + +339 +00:23:49.160 --> 00:23:51.077 +Yes, that's right. +You collected the evidence. + +340 +00:23:51.079 --> 00:23:53.878 +Yes, I did. I did. +Are you still testing me? + +341 +00:23:58.880 --> 00:24:01.520 +Oh, this is calamity! + +342 +00:24:02.400 --> 00:24:03.837 +Calamity! + +343 +00:24:03.839 --> 00:24:06.199 +Ah! Ohh... + +344 +00:24:06.599 --> 00:24:08.757 +Oh. + +345 +00:24:08.759 --> 00:24:10.879 +Oh-oh-oh, no! + +346 +00:24:11.440 --> 00:24:15.998 +Oh, he's on the floor. +He's on the fucking floor! + +347 +00:24:16.000 --> 00:24:17.757 +Okay, be careful, careful. + +348 +00:24:17.759 --> 00:24:21.277 +Oh, what to do? Oh, what to do? + +349 +00:24:21.279 --> 00:24:23.559 +My heart, it feels sick... + +350 +00:24:25.519 --> 00:24:27.277 +like it's going into battle. + +351 +00:24:38.400 --> 00:24:39.797 +Which doctor have you called? + +352 +00:24:39.799 --> 00:24:41.797 +Well, the subject's currently +under discussion. + +353 +00:24:41.799 --> 00:24:43.277 +As Acting General Secretary, + +354 +00:24:43.279 --> 00:24:45.757 +I think that, well, +the Committee should decide. + +355 +00:24:45.759 --> 00:24:47.158 +The Committee? + +356 +00:24:47.160 --> 00:24:51.198 +But our actual General Secretary +is lying in a puddle of indignity. + +357 +00:24:51.200 --> 00:24:54.478 +I mean, I think he's saying, +"Get me a doctor now." + +358 +00:24:54.480 --> 00:24:57.757 +No, I don't agree. I think +we should wait until we're quorate. + +359 +00:24:57.759 --> 00:25:01.198 +Quorate? The room +is only 75 percent conscious! + +360 +00:25:01.200 --> 00:25:04.438 +- Are you wearing pyjamas? +- Yeah. So? + +361 +00:25:04.440 --> 00:25:07.200 +- Why? +- Because I act, Lavrenti. + +362 +00:25:07.680 --> 00:25:09.238 +Decisively and with great speed. + +363 +00:25:09.240 --> 00:25:10.557 +I said you'd be tested + +364 +00:25:10.559 --> 00:25:13.158 +and now you're being tested +by a shouting man in pyjamas. + +365 +00:25:13.160 --> 00:25:15.837 +Have you got a nappy +under those too? Too late for him. + +366 +00:25:15.839 --> 00:25:19.039 +Out of my way, you fannies. + +367 +00:25:24.119 --> 00:25:25.119 +Shit. + +368 +00:25:27.559 --> 00:25:30.718 +Where's the big fella? + +369 +00:25:30.720 --> 00:25:32.319 +Are we late? + +370 +00:25:33.759 --> 00:25:35.160 +Sorry. + +371 +00:25:36.559 --> 00:25:39.478 +He can't go, not like this. + +372 +00:25:39.480 --> 00:25:41.438 +- Careful. Careful. +- Whoa, whoa. + +373 +00:25:41.440 --> 00:25:43.198 +It's wet. + +374 +00:25:43.200 --> 00:25:46.478 +- So, was Beria here first? +- Yeah, what do you think? + +375 +00:25:46.480 --> 00:25:48.638 +This can't be happening. +This can't be fucking... + +376 +00:25:48.640 --> 00:25:50.678 +No, that's wet. For God's sake. + +377 +00:25:50.680 --> 00:25:53.158 +You got here quick, comrade. + +378 +00:25:53.160 --> 00:25:55.158 +I didn't stop to put on cologne. + +379 +00:25:55.160 --> 00:25:56.918 +Hey, watch the suit. Watch the suit. + +380 +00:25:56.920 --> 00:25:59.718 +Compelling drama, gentlemen, +but we do need to get him into bed. + +381 +00:25:59.720 --> 00:26:01.238 +- You take the head. +- Why? + +382 +00:26:01.240 --> 00:26:03.599 +- You're Acting General Secretary. +- I would be honoured. + +383 +00:26:04.240 --> 00:26:06.277 +It's just me here +kneeling in the piss, yeah? + +384 +00:26:06.279 --> 00:26:08.878 +- Why don't you... +- But, there's piss... + +385 +00:26:08.880 --> 00:26:11.398 +- Come on. +- It is better. It's more balanced. + +386 +00:26:11.400 --> 00:26:13.280 +Yeah? Well, you can pay +my laundry bill, then. + +387 +00:26:14.640 --> 00:26:16.718 +You're not auditioning +for the Bolshoi. + +388 +00:26:16.720 --> 00:26:19.357 +- Who are you, Nijinsky? Come on. +- I have a bad back. + +389 +00:26:19.359 --> 00:26:21.238 +Too much social climbing, I expect. + +390 +00:26:21.240 --> 00:26:24.238 +- The head is the heaviest part. +- All right, ready? + +391 +00:26:24.240 --> 00:26:26.198 +- Three, two... +- Two. + +392 +00:26:26.200 --> 00:26:27.240 +One. + +393 +00:26:27.640 --> 00:26:29.480 +Lift. Jesus. + +394 +00:26:30.359 --> 00:26:32.837 +- God. +- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. + +395 +00:26:32.839 --> 00:26:34.837 +- To me. +- Turn, turn, turn. + +396 +00:26:34.839 --> 00:26:37.398 +- This way. There we go. +- Yeah, all right. + +397 +00:26:37.400 --> 00:26:38.757 +Are you wearing pyjamas? + +398 +00:26:38.759 --> 00:26:40.438 +Can we just stop twittering + +399 +00:26:40.440 --> 00:26:42.478 +like fishwives at the market +and concentrate? + +400 +00:26:42.480 --> 00:26:45.878 +- Whoa, whoa, whoa. +- Open the door. Back up, back up. + +401 +00:26:45.880 --> 00:26:47.357 +No, no, that way. + +402 +00:26:47.359 --> 00:26:49.757 +Go. Right, go. + +403 +00:26:49.759 --> 00:26:51.398 +- Get back to the kitchen now! +- Move! + +404 +00:26:51.400 --> 00:26:52.600 +- Move! +- Now. Now. + +405 +00:26:53.400 --> 00:26:55.357 +He's heavier than I thought he'd be. + +406 +00:26:55.359 --> 00:26:58.438 +- Do you think Stalin's too heavy? +- No, it's a compliment. + +407 +00:26:58.440 --> 00:27:00.077 +- Gold is heavy. +- Well, you'd know. + +408 +00:27:00.079 --> 00:27:02.277 +You've looted enough of it, +you saucy little pirate. + +409 +00:27:02.279 --> 00:27:04.160 +Get back in the dining room! + +410 +00:27:04.720 --> 00:27:07.478 +- Right, this one. This way, this way. +- Stop using his feet. + +411 +00:27:07.480 --> 00:27:09.277 +- I'm sorry. +- Can we just put him down? + +412 +00:27:09.279 --> 00:27:11.718 +- I'm absolutely soaked. +- Lamp. Lamp, lamp. + +413 +00:27:11.720 --> 00:27:14.198 +- Out of the way. +- No, wait a minute... move, move. + +414 +00:27:14.200 --> 00:27:16.317 +Mikoyan, +move out of the way, quickly. + +415 +00:27:16.319 --> 00:27:19.198 +- I can't, I can't. +- Fucking hell! + +416 +00:27:19.200 --> 00:27:21.918 +- Fuck. Jesus Christ! +- Turn him over. + +417 +00:27:21.920 --> 00:27:25.440 +Fuck me! Three fittings +I had for this suit. Three. + +418 +00:27:27.880 --> 00:27:29.557 +He looks ready now. + +419 +00:27:29.559 --> 00:27:32.357 +- I need a vodka. +- I need a wash. + +420 +00:27:32.359 --> 00:27:35.198 +But we didn't drop him. +Well done, us. + +421 +00:27:35.200 --> 00:27:38.597 +Oh, I still got fucking tomato +in my pocket. + +422 +00:27:38.599 --> 00:27:40.039 +It's still funny. + +423 +00:27:40.759 --> 00:27:43.678 +All right, comrades, +now that we're quorate, + +424 +00:27:43.680 --> 00:27:45.438 +I propose we call a doctor. + +425 +00:27:45.440 --> 00:27:49.158 +All the best doctors +are in the gulag, or dead. + +426 +00:27:49.160 --> 00:27:52.037 +Yes, yes, because they tried +to kill the boss. + +427 +00:27:52.039 --> 00:27:56.718 +So any doctor still in Moscow +is not a good doctor. + +428 +00:27:56.720 --> 00:28:01.878 +What are people's thoughts +on getting a bad doctor? + +429 +00:28:01.880 --> 00:28:04.757 +What the fuck are you +talking about? That's mad. + +430 +00:28:04.759 --> 00:28:07.678 +What if he recovers +and finds out? + +431 +00:28:07.680 --> 00:28:10.718 +Well, if he recovers, +then we got a good doctor, + +432 +00:28:10.720 --> 00:28:13.440 +and if he doesn't recover, +then we didn't, but he won't know. + +433 +00:28:14.119 --> 00:28:15.678 +What was the name of the... + +434 +00:28:15.680 --> 00:28:18.120 +that woman who gave evidence +against the doctors? + +435 +00:28:19.160 --> 00:28:20.597 +- Timashuk. +- Yes. + +436 +00:28:20.599 --> 00:28:23.277 +She's got everything +we require for the situation. + +437 +00:28:23.279 --> 00:28:26.317 +The location of all the remaining +doctors in the Moscow area, + +438 +00:28:26.319 --> 00:28:30.557 +a proven desire to survive +and a talent for fellatio. + +439 +00:28:30.559 --> 00:28:32.438 +Yeah, right, she gets my vote. + +440 +00:28:32.440 --> 00:28:34.998 +Good. Let her find us +some doctors. + +441 +00:28:35.000 --> 00:28:38.878 +Yeah, and if it goes badly, +we pin it all on Lady Suck Suck. + +442 +00:28:38.880 --> 00:28:41.158 +- Then we shoot her. +- Yes, that would work. + +443 +00:28:41.160 --> 00:28:44.517 +You see? We're better as a committee. + +444 +00:28:44.519 --> 00:28:45.559 +Let's go. + +445 +00:29:08.240 --> 00:29:10.880 +You have a nice long sleep, old man. + +446 +00:29:13.519 --> 00:29:14.680 +I'll take it from here. + +447 +00:29:49.000 --> 00:29:51.240 +That's him. +That's him there. There. + +448 +00:29:59.920 --> 00:30:02.317 +Please, I've done nothing wrong. + +449 +00:30:02.319 --> 00:30:03.438 +Take the stethoscope. + +450 +00:30:03.440 --> 00:30:06.597 +Comrade Timashuk, +I retired six years ago. + +451 +00:30:06.599 --> 00:30:08.319 +- Get that coat on him. +- Please, I... + +452 +00:30:08.759 --> 00:30:10.438 +Look, +I can give you names. + +453 +00:30:10.440 --> 00:30:13.238 +- Come on. Stop resisting. +- What about my dog? + +454 +00:30:13.240 --> 00:30:14.839 +- This is appalling. +- Hurry up. + +455 +00:30:16.440 --> 00:30:17.559 +Get him in the van. + +456 +00:30:18.359 --> 00:30:19.919 +We found some old friends of yours. + +457 +00:30:20.599 --> 00:30:22.559 +I've never met them +before in my life. + +458 +00:30:29.119 --> 00:30:31.158 +So, Molotov's off the list. + +459 +00:30:31.160 --> 00:30:33.640 +Yes, Beria's moving fast. + +460 +00:30:34.519 --> 00:30:36.277 +But we can still outvote him. + +461 +00:30:36.279 --> 00:30:41.117 +I always thought it would be you, +to fill Stalin's shoes, if I'm honest. + +462 +00:30:41.119 --> 00:30:42.439 +Not Malenkov. + +463 +00:30:45.880 --> 00:30:47.800 +Who knows the future +of the Union? + +464 +00:30:48.799 --> 00:30:51.639 +Well, the Union +could really use change. + +465 +00:30:52.480 --> 00:30:54.597 +Maybe some reforms +now that the old man... + +466 +00:30:54.599 --> 00:30:56.240 +No, Nicky. + +467 +00:30:56.839 --> 00:30:59.039 +Nobody needs factionalism. + +468 +00:31:00.039 --> 00:31:01.718 +You want factionalism? + +469 +00:31:01.720 --> 00:31:04.597 +What about those two, fucking +Abbott and Costello over there? + +470 +00:31:04.599 --> 00:31:06.238 +Christ. + +471 +00:31:06.240 --> 00:31:09.597 +When I piss, I try to make +eye contact with an officer. + +472 +00:31:09.599 --> 00:31:10.839 +Ruins their day. + +473 +00:31:11.640 --> 00:31:14.720 +When I piss, I try to piss +on an officer. Also ruins their day. + +474 +00:31:15.839 --> 00:31:17.918 +We should keep an eye +on Kaganovich. + +475 +00:31:17.920 --> 00:31:20.317 +Yeah, Khrushchev too, +his talking goat. + +476 +00:31:20.319 --> 00:31:23.757 +Khrushchev. I spend my life +making people talk. + +477 +00:31:23.759 --> 00:31:26.279 +I can't shut that gabbling idiot up. + +478 +00:31:27.559 --> 00:31:30.678 +We need to assert our authority, +increase security in Moscow. + +479 +00:31:30.680 --> 00:31:32.638 +We should get +Stalin's children here. + +480 +00:31:32.640 --> 00:31:35.998 +Vasily will be lying face down +in a ditch full of vodka. + +481 +00:31:36.000 --> 00:31:38.638 +- But Svetlana... +- The people love her. + +482 +00:31:38.640 --> 00:31:40.998 +- I'm gonna get her in. +- Comrade ministers! + +483 +00:31:41.000 --> 00:31:45.077 +- Svetlana is here! +- I'm here. I'm over here! + +484 +00:31:45.079 --> 00:31:47.277 +- Svetlana! +- Svetlana! + +485 +00:31:47.279 --> 00:31:49.077 +Shit. The race has started. + +486 +00:31:49.079 --> 00:31:52.718 +All right, we need to start putting +together a plan. We need change. + +487 +00:31:52.720 --> 00:31:54.998 +Put a halt to the arrests, +prison releases, + +488 +00:31:55.000 --> 00:31:56.517 +maybe even reform the Church. + +489 +00:31:56.519 --> 00:31:58.638 +How can you run and plot +at the same time? + +490 +00:31:58.640 --> 00:31:59.918 +Hello! Svetlana! + +491 +00:31:59.920 --> 00:32:01.638 +- They're trying to cut you off. +- Where? + +492 +00:32:01.640 --> 00:32:03.398 +It's obvious. Svetlana! + +493 +00:32:03.400 --> 00:32:04.918 +- Svetlana! +- Svetlana! + +494 +00:32:04.920 --> 00:32:07.077 +- Oh, my darling. +- Where is he? + +495 +00:32:07.079 --> 00:32:09.317 +- Where's my father? I would like... +- Oh, my dear. + +496 +00:32:09.319 --> 00:32:12.238 +- I'm so sorry. +- I would like to see him. + +497 +00:32:12.240 --> 00:32:14.357 +- Yes, of course. +- Where is he? + +498 +00:32:14.359 --> 00:32:16.597 +We'll take you inside. He's in bed. + +499 +00:32:16.599 --> 00:32:18.837 +God Almighty! +Look at that herb garden. + +500 +00:32:18.839 --> 00:32:20.037 +Does nobody tend it any more? + +501 +00:32:20.039 --> 00:32:22.517 +Do people no longer +eat herbs any more? + +502 +00:32:22.519 --> 00:32:24.077 +Do they only eat weeds? + +503 +00:32:24.079 --> 00:32:26.277 +- Come on, we'll take you to see him. +- Where is Vasily? + +504 +00:32:26.279 --> 00:32:28.277 +- I will get your brother here. +- Most helpful. + +505 +00:32:28.279 --> 00:32:30.238 +- All right. +- She wants Vasily. + +506 +00:32:30.240 --> 00:32:33.837 +If Vasily is coming, granted, +we should probably have tea and buns. + +507 +00:32:33.839 --> 00:32:36.119 +- We'll get some buns and some tea. +- Soak up the vodka. + +508 +00:32:39.000 --> 00:32:40.478 +What? + +509 +00:32:40.480 --> 00:32:43.077 +I saw you and Big Boy +out in the woods earlier. + +510 +00:32:43.079 --> 00:32:45.079 +- Yeah. +- There's bears in there. + +511 +00:32:46.160 --> 00:32:48.198 +You'd better watch your step, son. + +512 +00:32:48.200 --> 00:32:50.559 +- Well, there's bears in here too. +- Hm? + +513 +00:32:52.920 --> 00:32:56.878 +Come on, play! Play better! + +514 +00:32:56.880 --> 00:32:58.277 +Urgh! + +515 +00:32:58.279 --> 00:32:59.839 +Oh, Jesus. + +516 +00:33:01.000 --> 00:33:02.837 +When we play Hungary, +are we allowed to use guns? + +517 +00:33:02.839 --> 00:33:05.198 +These are the best +I could find since the plane crash. + +518 +00:33:05.200 --> 00:33:07.438 +What plane crash? +There was never a plane crash. + +519 +00:33:07.440 --> 00:33:10.037 +Was there a plane crash? +Soviet planes do not crash. + +520 +00:33:10.039 --> 00:33:12.440 +And Stalin's son +does not fuck up. + +521 +00:33:13.720 --> 00:33:14.878 +Christ! + +522 +00:33:14.880 --> 00:33:16.478 +We have Bobrov. +He wasn't on the plane. + +523 +00:33:16.480 --> 00:33:17.519 +What plane? + +524 +00:33:18.000 --> 00:33:19.079 +Bobrov! + +525 +00:33:19.720 --> 00:33:22.000 +- Go on. Hit it. +- No! + +526 +00:33:23.599 --> 00:33:26.517 +He's terrified, practically leaving +a trail of yellow ice! + +527 +00:33:26.519 --> 00:33:29.357 +You're the coach. Coach them so +they're as good as the dead team was. + +528 +00:33:29.359 --> 00:33:32.317 +- Or I'll have you killed, okay? +- Apologies. And agreed. + +529 +00:33:32.319 --> 00:33:34.119 +Or I'll just do it myself. + +530 +00:33:35.160 --> 00:33:37.320 +Come on! Play on! + +531 +00:33:38.200 --> 00:33:40.198 +Play through! Ignore me! + +532 +00:33:40.200 --> 00:33:43.600 +Get it. Give it. Hit it. + +533 +00:33:44.160 --> 00:33:45.238 +Vasily. + +534 +00:33:45.240 --> 00:33:47.678 +Play better, you clattering fannies! + +535 +00:33:47.680 --> 00:33:48.998 +Come. + +536 +00:33:49.000 --> 00:33:50.878 +Oh, fuck! +Do they know about the crash? + +537 +00:33:50.880 --> 00:33:53.517 +Give me a drink. I've got time +for a drink. Give me the flask. + +538 +00:33:53.519 --> 00:33:54.559 +No, no. + +539 +00:33:57.240 --> 00:33:58.837 +You are to come +to your father's dacha. + +540 +00:33:58.839 --> 00:34:00.277 +The plane should never have taken off. + +541 +00:34:00.279 --> 00:34:02.357 +Do you suppose +that just because I am who I am + +542 +00:34:02.359 --> 00:34:03.998 +that I can predict an ice storm? + +543 +00:34:04.000 --> 00:34:06.837 +Ice storm? Are you saying something's +happened to our national team? + +544 +00:34:06.839 --> 00:34:09.077 +- Nothing's happened. +- What the fuck are you doing? + +545 +00:34:09.079 --> 00:34:11.517 +My father will have you saddled +and ridden to Siberia, + +546 +00:34:11.519 --> 00:34:13.079 +you rude fucking pies. + +547 +00:34:14.440 --> 00:34:17.398 +These are good doctors, +my dear. They're the best. + +548 +00:34:17.400 --> 00:34:19.200 +They look like mental patients. + +549 +00:34:20.039 --> 00:34:22.279 +Are they going to sing for us? +Why are they standing in a line? + +550 +00:34:23.320 --> 00:34:24.400 +Let's have it. + +551 +00:34:32.239 --> 00:34:35.998 +Following a group assessment +of Comrade Stalin, + +552 +00:34:36.000 --> 00:34:39.517 +we've arrived +at the unanimous conclusion, + +553 +00:34:39.519 --> 00:34:41.237 +based on a collective finding... + +554 +00:34:41.239 --> 00:34:42.679 +Please put him out of his misery. + +555 +00:34:43.599 --> 00:34:46.597 +Comrade Stalin has had +a cerebral haemorrhage. + +556 +00:34:46.599 --> 00:34:48.677 +The right side of his body +is paralysed. + +557 +00:34:48.679 --> 00:34:49.759 +Oh, God. + +558 +00:34:51.559 --> 00:34:53.318 +What is the chance of recovery? + +559 +00:34:53.320 --> 00:34:54.720 +It is hard to say. + +560 +00:34:57.239 --> 00:35:01.719 +Relax. I'm not gonna kiss you. +Will he recover, yes or no? + +561 +00:35:06.280 --> 00:35:07.358 +No. + +562 +00:35:07.360 --> 00:35:08.720 +- No? +- No. + +563 +00:35:10.920 --> 00:35:12.000 +It's over. + +564 +00:35:12.880 --> 00:35:14.398 +It's over! + +565 +00:35:14.400 --> 00:35:17.838 +I want a second opinion. +I don't trust these creatures to... + +566 +00:35:17.840 --> 00:35:20.597 +- I mean, how old are you? +- I'm 29. + +567 +00:35:20.599 --> 00:35:22.438 +That's a lie. How old are you? + +568 +00:35:22.440 --> 00:35:23.599 +You look dead. + +569 +00:35:24.559 --> 00:35:27.077 +I know people in Stalingrad. +I know people in Moscow. + +570 +00:35:27.079 --> 00:35:31.517 +No, no, no. We have all the doctors. +There is no other opinion. + +571 +00:35:31.519 --> 00:35:33.878 +- Oh, God. +- And so it begins. + +572 +00:35:33.880 --> 00:35:34.998 +Oh, God! + +573 +00:35:35.000 --> 00:35:37.717 +I cry for Stalin. +I cry for all the people. + +574 +00:35:37.719 --> 00:35:40.000 +- I cry for the... +- Courage. + +575 +00:35:41.039 --> 00:35:43.838 +Courage, little bird. +We're here for you. + +576 +00:35:46.320 --> 00:35:48.278 +Most of all, we cry for you, + +577 +00:35:48.280 --> 00:35:50.758 +little... bird. + +578 +00:35:50.760 --> 00:35:54.320 +We offer our tears, +though not as a gift, of course. + +579 +00:35:56.679 --> 00:35:58.559 +Oh, God. + +580 +00:36:06.880 --> 00:36:08.798 +I want Moscow cauterised, now. + +581 +00:36:08.800 --> 00:36:10.998 +Cut off the city. + +582 +00:36:11.000 --> 00:36:15.318 +- Moscow's closed. No-one gets in. +- Especially you. + +583 +00:36:15.320 --> 00:36:18.039 +NKVD to displace army officers +at every station. + +584 +00:36:22.400 --> 00:36:24.760 +Army back to barracks. +We're taking over. + +585 +00:36:25.320 --> 00:36:27.440 +Remove Molotov from that last list. + +586 +00:36:30.320 --> 00:36:31.480 +Implement our lists. + +587 +00:36:32.440 --> 00:36:33.480 +New lists. + +588 +00:36:36.360 --> 00:36:37.438 +New lists. + +589 +00:36:37.440 --> 00:36:40.079 +Ladies and gentlemen, +reset your watches. + +590 +00:36:40.480 --> 00:36:42.237 +- New lists. +- New lists. + +591 +00:36:42.239 --> 00:36:43.597 +- New lists. +- New lists. + +592 +00:36:43.599 --> 00:36:45.239 +New lists. + +593 +00:36:58.280 --> 00:36:59.918 +Trophy hunting, comrade? + +594 +00:36:59.920 --> 00:37:03.318 +Oh, Svetlana. No, no. I was... + +595 +00:37:03.320 --> 00:37:06.557 +We were just about to make a toast +to your father's health + +596 +00:37:06.559 --> 00:37:11.077 +and I know he kept +some fine vodka here somewhere. + +597 +00:37:11.079 --> 00:37:13.597 +Well, better you find it +than my brother. + +598 +00:37:13.599 --> 00:37:15.519 +Ah, yes. Vasily. + +599 +00:37:16.239 --> 00:37:18.159 +I got a hold of him +and he's on his way. + +600 +00:37:19.239 --> 00:37:21.037 +- Oh... +- Svetlana, I wanted to... + +601 +00:37:21.039 --> 00:37:24.920 +There was one day when my brother +just rode a pig through here. + +602 +00:37:25.639 --> 00:37:28.597 +- That must have been messy. +- It was terribly messy. + +603 +00:37:28.599 --> 00:37:30.998 +And my father was so cross. + +604 +00:37:31.000 --> 00:37:33.398 +Papa just chased him +around the room in a circle. + +605 +00:37:33.400 --> 00:37:35.717 +Right here around this sofa, +just there, look. + +606 +00:37:35.719 --> 00:37:40.318 +Yes, I wanted to let you know +that no matter what happens, + +607 +00:37:40.320 --> 00:37:45.157 +I will never ever let any harm +come to you or your brother. + +608 +00:37:45.159 --> 00:37:48.117 +- Who said anything about harm? +- No, that's what I'm saying. + +609 +00:37:48.119 --> 00:37:49.838 +You know somebody +wants to harm us? + +610 +00:37:49.840 --> 00:37:51.637 +- Tell me. I demand to know. +- If someone... + +611 +00:37:51.639 --> 00:37:53.557 +No. I should not have used +the word "harm". + +612 +00:37:53.559 --> 00:37:55.440 +Yes. But you keep mentioning +the word "harm". Why? + +613 +00:37:56.199 --> 00:38:02.199 +If anyone tries to... you, +they'll have to get through me first. + +614 +00:38:07.400 --> 00:38:09.037 +My father's going to die. + +615 +00:38:09.039 --> 00:38:11.000 +I'm going to have you +to look after me. + +616 +00:38:11.760 --> 00:38:14.080 +I mean, I may as well +just shoot myself like Mother. + +617 +00:38:14.880 --> 00:38:18.480 +- Svetlana, we need to be strong. +- Who would put a lamp on a chair? + +618 +00:38:22.880 --> 00:38:26.478 +We need to be strong +and never afraid. + +619 +00:38:26.480 --> 00:38:30.037 +- I wasn't afraid. Now I am afraid. +- Don't be, because if any harm... + +620 +00:38:30.039 --> 00:38:31.278 +God, I actually... + +621 +00:38:31.280 --> 00:38:32.517 +can't believe you said that again. + +622 +00:38:32.519 --> 00:38:34.278 +Quick! The boss is back! + +623 +00:38:34.280 --> 00:38:35.680 +- Ohh! +- Come on! + +624 +00:38:38.360 --> 00:38:40.998 +- Papa! +- A miracle. + +625 +00:38:41.000 --> 00:38:42.398 +Stalin is invincible. + +626 +00:38:42.400 --> 00:38:45.077 +The boss has shipped death +back to the salt mine. + +627 +00:38:45.079 --> 00:38:47.319 +What's happening? +This is impossible... + +628 +00:38:49.079 --> 00:38:51.480 +and... and... and wonderful. + +629 +00:38:53.000 --> 00:38:55.358 +- He's pointing... +- What is it, Chief? + +630 +00:38:55.360 --> 00:38:58.237 +Maybe he's appointing his successor. + +631 +00:38:58.239 --> 00:38:59.279 +Do you think? + +632 +00:39:01.159 --> 00:39:02.478 +- No. +- Maybe not. + +633 +00:39:03.639 --> 00:39:05.037 +- What's he... +- It's the painting. + +634 +00:39:05.039 --> 00:39:07.878 +- He's pointing at the painting. +- Hold on. You know what he's saying? + +635 +00:39:07.880 --> 00:39:10.000 +He is saying, "I am the lamb." + +636 +00:39:10.400 --> 00:39:11.517 +Huh? + +637 +00:39:11.519 --> 00:39:15.557 +"I am the lamb and you, you, +my children, have given me life." + +638 +00:39:15.559 --> 00:39:16.599 +Yes! + +639 +00:39:17.320 --> 00:39:22.758 +Or the lamb is the people +and the milk is socialism. + +640 +00:39:22.760 --> 00:39:23.880 +Maybe he's the milk. + +641 +00:39:24.400 --> 00:39:25.918 +Maybe you're the tit. + +642 +00:39:25.920 --> 00:39:29.240 +- Maybe he just wants a drink. +- A drink of milk. + +643 +00:39:29.880 --> 00:39:32.037 +- Possible. +- Milk here! Immediately! + +644 +00:39:32.039 --> 00:39:35.717 +- Not milk. Water. Water. +- And not in a horn. In a glass. + +645 +00:39:37.400 --> 00:39:38.758 +So, Top Boy. + +646 +00:39:38.760 --> 00:39:41.280 +You had your hair +fucking embalmed or something? + +647 +00:39:42.360 --> 00:39:43.720 +I owe it to him and the people. + +648 +00:39:44.880 --> 00:39:47.000 +- There's going to be photos. +- Oh, right. + +649 +00:39:48.440 --> 00:39:50.998 +You're a hero, Comrade Lukomsky. + +650 +00:39:51.000 --> 00:39:54.880 +This sometimes happens and I... + +651 +00:39:55.719 --> 00:39:58.159 +I'm incredibly pleased. + +652 +00:40:01.760 --> 00:40:03.040 +I won't forget it. + +653 +00:40:13.559 --> 00:40:14.559 +Comrade. + +654 +00:40:15.880 --> 00:40:18.640 +We've remained at our post +as you ordered. + +655 +00:40:19.320 --> 00:40:22.037 +Might we respectfully +stand down from our position? + +656 +00:40:22.039 --> 00:40:23.079 +Beria... + +657 +00:40:24.440 --> 00:40:25.559 +...he's dead. + +658 +00:40:49.480 --> 00:40:51.717 +- Oh, Jesus! +- Fuck my boots! + +659 +00:40:51.719 --> 00:40:53.517 +Oh, my God. + +660 +00:40:53.519 --> 00:40:55.998 +I'm sorry, boss. +I wish I could take it for you. + +661 +00:40:56.000 --> 00:40:59.798 +Thick skull, you know. It's +an incredibly strong, hard skull. + +662 +00:40:59.800 --> 00:41:01.077 +Shut up. + +663 +00:41:01.079 --> 00:41:02.758 +We need to think about the Presidium. + +664 +00:41:02.760 --> 00:41:05.240 +Yes, succession. We need to... + +665 +00:41:06.159 --> 00:41:08.879 +Oh, fuck. That's his... + +666 +00:41:11.360 --> 00:41:12.758 +Who organised the Wurlitzer? + +667 +00:41:12.760 --> 00:41:15.677 +- It's a respirator. +- Did you use it? + +668 +00:41:15.679 --> 00:41:18.557 +- No. It's American. +- It's what? + +669 +00:41:18.559 --> 00:41:20.637 +- It's from his hospital. +- It was his idea. + +670 +00:41:20.639 --> 00:41:23.918 +Let's just pretend these last +six sentences never happened. + +671 +00:41:23.920 --> 00:41:25.838 +Because if they ever find out +that we brought in... + +672 +00:41:25.840 --> 00:41:28.758 +What are you doing to my father, +you jackals? Murderers! + +673 +00:41:28.760 --> 00:41:31.197 +- You'll kill him! +- Vasily, your father is dead. + +674 +00:41:31.199 --> 00:41:34.398 +You're dividing the spoils. +Leave his brain alone! + +675 +00:41:34.400 --> 00:41:35.918 +- How old are you? +- I'm old. + +676 +00:41:35.920 --> 00:41:38.237 +You're not old! +You're not even a person! + +677 +00:41:38.239 --> 00:41:41.237 +You're a testicle! +You're made mostly of hair! + +678 +00:41:41.239 --> 00:41:43.117 +- Vasily... +- Here's your fucking harvest. + +679 +00:41:43.119 --> 00:41:44.677 +Here it is. + +680 +00:41:44.679 --> 00:41:46.799 +Leave the man alone! I will not... + +681 +00:41:47.840 --> 00:41:49.918 +No! Don't let him shoot! + +682 +00:41:49.920 --> 00:41:52.237 +- Just get the gun off him. +- Vasily! + +683 +00:41:52.239 --> 00:41:54.677 +- Let her through. +- Remember what Papa said. + +684 +00:41:54.679 --> 00:41:56.998 +They have a machine +filling his brain with American lies. + +685 +00:41:57.000 --> 00:41:58.517 +"Wade gently through the river + +686 +00:41:58.519 --> 00:42:00.717 +because there are snakes +and crocodiles." + +687 +00:42:00.719 --> 00:42:03.597 +It's okay, Vasily. +Everything's gonna be fine. + +688 +00:42:03.599 --> 00:42:06.597 +- This is not exactly fine, is it? +- No, well, not exactly fine. + +689 +00:42:06.599 --> 00:42:08.157 +My father's lying there +with his head open. + +690 +00:42:08.159 --> 00:42:10.998 +Yes, your father is dead. +Your brother is shooting a gun. + +691 +00:42:11.000 --> 00:42:12.358 +It's not fine. You're right. + +692 +00:42:12.360 --> 00:42:13.559 +Come on. There we go. + +693 +00:42:14.719 --> 00:42:17.719 +You have all made +a deadly mistake. + +694 +00:42:22.360 --> 00:42:24.920 +- Excuse me. +- That's right. Off you go, kitten. + +695 +00:42:46.920 --> 00:42:48.519 +Oh, come on. + +696 +00:42:51.760 --> 00:42:54.597 +- Just keep the gun away from him. +- I've got loads, anyway. + +697 +00:42:54.599 --> 00:42:56.197 +Have you forgotten +how to salute? + +698 +00:42:56.199 --> 00:42:58.359 +- No, sir. +- Then salute me. + +699 +00:43:00.320 --> 00:43:02.280 +Now, let that be a warning. + +700 +00:43:03.079 --> 00:43:06.117 +"Be strong," I hear my father say. + +701 +00:43:06.119 --> 00:43:07.237 +Come on, chop, chop. + +702 +00:43:07.239 --> 00:43:08.439 +Beria's picked you out. + +703 +00:43:09.880 --> 00:43:11.117 +Just do as he says. + +704 +00:43:11.119 --> 00:43:15.197 +- My car is right this way. +- No, no. She'll be happier with us. + +705 +00:43:15.199 --> 00:43:17.199 +Okay, but we need to go. Let's go. + +706 +00:43:18.440 --> 00:43:20.119 +- See you in Moscow. +- See you. + +707 +00:43:23.239 --> 00:43:24.559 +Ah, nice. + +708 +00:43:32.800 --> 00:43:36.080 +We need to go through first! +No, let us go first! + +709 +00:43:51.519 --> 00:43:52.559 +Go, go, go! + +710 +00:44:00.000 --> 00:44:01.039 +Go! + +711 +00:44:03.320 --> 00:44:05.278 +Shit. +What, are we last now? Come on. + +712 +00:44:27.920 --> 00:44:30.358 +Comrades, we share your grief. + +713 +00:44:30.360 --> 00:44:33.278 +You will assemble outside +for further instructions. + +714 +00:44:33.280 --> 00:44:36.318 +All staff into the transport. +Yes, that's it, hurry up. + +715 +00:44:36.320 --> 00:44:38.677 +Come on, get a move on. +In the transports, please. + +716 +00:44:38.679 --> 00:44:42.077 +Where the fuck +did she come from? Get her out! + +717 +00:44:42.079 --> 00:44:43.679 +Gently with that, will you? +Hurry up. + +718 +00:44:45.280 --> 00:44:47.280 +That's it, everything out. + +719 +00:44:53.320 --> 00:44:55.798 +Lookalikes. +I think their contract's up. + +720 +00:44:55.800 --> 00:44:56.800 +This way. + +721 +00:44:58.920 --> 00:45:02.840 +- You, come with me. +- But I don't understand. + +722 +00:45:04.480 --> 00:45:06.278 +Come on. Just this way. + +723 +00:45:06.280 --> 00:45:07.280 +You can stand down. + +724 +00:45:07.800 --> 00:45:08.800 +Food in the kitchen. + +725 +00:45:16.639 --> 00:45:18.037 +Halt! + +726 +00:45:18.039 --> 00:45:19.639 +Move them out! + +727 +00:45:25.119 --> 00:45:26.880 +Last one! Move it out! + +728 +00:45:44.480 --> 00:45:45.559 +Hello again. + +729 +00:45:47.039 --> 00:45:48.039 +There you are. + +730 +00:45:50.679 --> 00:45:51.839 +You're very quiet. + +731 +00:45:56.000 --> 00:45:58.679 +See the little birch in the meadow. + +732 +00:45:59.880 --> 00:46:03.119 +See the leaves dancing +when the wind blows. + +733 +00:46:05.039 --> 00:46:06.079 +No? + +734 +00:46:06.760 --> 00:46:10.720 +Well, come on, your voice was once +so beautiful, Polina Molotova. + +735 +00:46:13.079 --> 00:46:15.279 +Oh, yes, sorry, meant to say. + +736 +00:46:16.480 --> 00:46:17.679 +Stalin's dead. + +737 +00:46:19.159 --> 00:46:22.239 +No. The Stalin? + +738 +00:46:23.559 --> 00:46:25.199 +Our Stalin? + +739 +00:46:26.280 --> 00:46:28.800 +Yeah, your Stalin. + +740 +00:46:30.480 --> 00:46:31.639 +The one who put you here. + +741 +00:46:33.280 --> 00:46:34.280 +Come on. + +742 +00:46:35.400 --> 00:46:39.117 +Let's smarten you up +for Comrade Molotov. + +743 +00:46:39.119 --> 00:46:42.000 +Good girl. Come on. + +744 +00:46:43.440 --> 00:46:47.240 +Oh, sorry, darling. Work. +I'll make it up to you. + +745 +00:46:47.679 --> 00:46:50.318 +Fetch the mattress +and have her washed. + +746 +00:46:50.320 --> 00:46:51.320 +Okay. + +747 +00:46:51.840 --> 00:46:53.440 +Right, get in there. Go on. + +748 +00:46:54.280 --> 00:46:55.998 +Right, with me. Come on. + +749 +00:46:56.000 --> 00:46:59.480 +All right, jug, rug, flowers. +Right, grab that. + +750 +00:47:01.280 --> 00:47:03.557 +- S-Slimonov, isn't it? +- Yes, sir. + +751 +00:47:03.559 --> 00:47:05.679 +See you l-later, S-Slimonov. + +752 +00:47:06.480 --> 00:47:07.480 +Come on. + +753 +00:47:11.159 --> 00:47:14.159 +Bought you a lovely new dress, +a nice dress. + +754 +00:47:37.880 --> 00:47:39.557 +Oh, God. + +755 +00:47:42.320 --> 00:47:46.278 +Christ. You look like you're about +to be bulldozed into a lime pit. + +756 +00:47:46.280 --> 00:47:47.480 +Need your toilet. + +757 +00:47:51.880 --> 00:47:54.237 +Do you want me to hold back your hair? + +758 +00:47:54.239 --> 00:47:56.119 +Polina always used to do that for me. + +759 +00:47:56.559 --> 00:47:57.880 +Oh, no. Nothing's coming up. + +760 +00:47:58.679 --> 00:48:00.758 +Futile gesture. + +761 +00:48:00.760 --> 00:48:05.918 +Listen, I wanted to invite you +to tomorrow's Committee meeting. + +762 +00:48:05.920 --> 00:48:06.920 +Meeting? + +763 +00:48:08.360 --> 00:48:10.680 +What meeting? +Why didn't I know about a meeting? + +764 +00:48:17.760 --> 00:48:20.560 +Stalin and Beria put you on a list. + +765 +00:48:22.920 --> 00:48:24.000 +Stalin? + +766 +00:48:26.199 --> 00:48:29.758 +Oh, I must have wronged him so badly. +What did I do? + +767 +00:48:29.760 --> 00:48:33.760 +No, nothing. Don't you see? +Beria, he wants you out. + +768 +00:48:34.440 --> 00:48:36.278 +Now, I've been talking +with Comrade Bulganin. + +769 +00:48:36.280 --> 00:48:37.358 +No. No. + +770 +00:48:37.360 --> 00:48:38.878 +I think he's right. +We can outvote them. + +771 +00:48:38.880 --> 00:48:41.438 +No, no. This is factionalism. +Stalin didn't like factionalism. + +772 +00:48:41.440 --> 00:48:43.079 +Oh, Stalin is dead! + +773 +00:48:44.079 --> 00:48:48.037 +I've seen inside of him. +For fuck's sake, we have to act. + +774 +00:48:48.039 --> 00:48:50.239 +I can't believe he's gone. + +775 +00:48:51.679 --> 00:48:53.478 +Ohh... + +776 +00:48:59.480 --> 00:49:01.840 +You have to wait for it to fill up. + +777 +00:49:03.159 --> 00:49:05.159 +Fucking apartments. + +778 +00:49:06.679 --> 00:49:07.759 +Listen to me. + +779 +00:49:08.519 --> 00:49:10.840 +Beria had Polina killed. + +780 +00:49:11.920 --> 00:49:14.278 +Now, surely you must have wanted to... + +781 +00:49:14.280 --> 00:49:17.077 +Act against the party? Me? + +782 +00:49:17.079 --> 00:49:18.637 +- No? +- No, never. + +783 +00:49:18.639 --> 00:49:19.838 +- Really? +- No. + +784 +00:49:19.840 --> 00:49:21.677 +- Not once? +- Not once. + +785 +00:49:21.679 --> 00:49:24.557 +Hello? Anyone home? + +786 +00:49:24.559 --> 00:49:26.880 +- What are you doing here? +- What are you doing here? + +787 +00:49:27.800 --> 00:49:29.438 +We were just chatting. + +788 +00:49:29.440 --> 00:49:31.200 +About Polina. + +789 +00:49:32.119 --> 00:49:35.239 +- Well, well, would you believe it? +- Treacherous sow. + +790 +00:49:36.519 --> 00:49:39.517 +Or a wronged woman who was framed. + +791 +00:49:39.519 --> 00:49:41.159 +No, no. She was a criminal. + +792 +00:49:41.760 --> 00:49:42.800 +I'm glad she's dead. + +793 +00:49:43.400 --> 00:49:46.438 +Right, because, +well, she betrayed the party. + +794 +00:49:46.440 --> 00:49:49.157 +- She plotted against Stalin. +- No, Nicky. False narrative. + +795 +00:49:49.159 --> 00:49:51.878 +- No, no, she was a parasite. +- She was a parasite. + +796 +00:49:51.880 --> 00:49:56.597 +She betrayed all of us, and, in fact, +the evidence was flimsy. + +797 +00:49:56.599 --> 00:49:59.637 +There were no witnesses. +And look. Polina's back. + +798 +00:49:59.639 --> 00:50:01.440 +Is it really you? + +799 +00:50:01.840 --> 00:50:06.117 +Oh, my Polina. +Oh, I can't believe it. + +800 +00:50:06.119 --> 00:50:07.998 +Oh, look, everyone, look. + +801 +00:50:08.000 --> 00:50:11.517 +- My little Polinka's back. +- I am back. + +802 +00:50:11.519 --> 00:50:14.637 +I kept her safe for you, Vyacheslav. + +803 +00:50:14.639 --> 00:50:17.037 +And I kept him safe for you, Polina. + +804 +00:50:17.039 --> 00:50:19.398 +- I've got so much to tell you. +- Good. + +805 +00:50:19.400 --> 00:50:21.438 +- I've bought a dog... +- Oh? + +806 +00:50:21.440 --> 00:50:23.280 +So many changes to come. + +807 +00:50:24.800 --> 00:50:26.680 +And you're gonna like +some of them, Nicky. + +808 +00:50:30.199 --> 00:50:31.639 +It's great to have you back. + +809 +00:50:43.760 --> 00:50:45.120 +Hello, my sweet. + +810 +00:50:54.239 --> 00:50:55.359 +You're the parents? + +811 +00:50:58.000 --> 00:51:00.480 +Thank you. You should go now. + +812 +00:51:05.400 --> 00:51:06.720 +We ready? + +813 +00:51:07.800 --> 00:51:09.000 +Good. + +814 +00:51:11.519 --> 00:51:13.639 +Now, please don't go +until I say, okay? + +815 +00:51:15.719 --> 00:51:16.759 +Did you hear me? + +816 +00:51:23.360 --> 00:51:24.597 +Okay. + +817 +00:51:26.800 --> 00:51:28.800 +Yes? It's good? + +818 +00:51:29.800 --> 00:51:31.840 +I'd like to try one +with a faraway look. + +819 +00:51:34.079 --> 00:51:35.197 +Comrade, + +820 +00:51:35.199 --> 00:51:38.637 +I've scheduled some telephone calls +later with various members of the... + +821 +00:51:38.639 --> 00:51:40.517 +I can't hear you. +Can you say that again? + +822 +00:51:40.519 --> 00:51:43.758 +I'm sorry. I've scheduled +some telephone calls later with... + +823 +00:51:43.760 --> 00:51:46.037 +- Then tell me later. +- Of course. + +824 +00:51:46.039 --> 00:51:48.880 +Mr Karloff, what an honour. +Love your work. + +825 +00:51:49.519 --> 00:51:53.197 +Thinking of doing anything in colour? + +826 +00:51:53.199 --> 00:51:55.117 +I need to talk to you about something. + +827 +00:51:55.119 --> 00:51:56.559 +Would you please excuse me? + +828 +00:51:58.920 --> 00:52:00.159 +I'll be right back. + +829 +00:52:05.400 --> 00:52:08.320 +Don't you ever... ever... + +830 +00:52:09.440 --> 00:52:11.039 +humiliate me again in front of... + +831 +00:52:11.800 --> 00:52:14.758 +I am the General Secretary +of the Soviet Union. + +832 +00:52:14.760 --> 00:52:16.557 +Apologies. A line has been crossed. + +833 +00:52:16.559 --> 00:52:19.237 +It is my duty to look good +for the people. + +834 +00:52:19.239 --> 00:52:21.637 +- Of course. +- Ah, comrade, apologies. + +835 +00:52:21.639 --> 00:52:24.157 +I'm not gonna do the seating plan. +Give it to Blavatsky. + +836 +00:52:24.159 --> 00:52:27.117 +- He's expert at sitting on his arse. +- Of course. Thank you. + +837 +00:52:27.119 --> 00:52:28.878 +- The Committee meeting... +- Oh, yes, yes. + +838 +00:52:28.880 --> 00:52:33.480 +Um, item one: +these lists and these arrests. + +839 +00:52:34.159 --> 00:52:37.077 +I think we... +Should we take that down just a gear? + +840 +00:52:37.079 --> 00:52:38.440 +Or hold off altogether? + +841 +00:52:40.440 --> 00:52:42.677 +- Freeze them? +- Freeze, yes. + +842 +00:52:42.679 --> 00:52:44.878 +Excellent thought. +Yes, we could freeze arrests. + +843 +00:52:44.880 --> 00:52:47.157 +We could even release +some low-level prisoners. + +844 +00:52:47.159 --> 00:52:50.918 +Fuck me. I mean... I mean, yes. + +845 +00:52:50.920 --> 00:52:52.717 +But what would the old man... + +846 +00:52:52.719 --> 00:52:57.438 +Oh, Stalin... Stalin destroyed +the status quo and he built a new one. + +847 +00:52:57.440 --> 00:53:00.157 +The changes he made +were both radical and popular. + +848 +00:53:00.159 --> 00:53:02.318 +- Liberalisation would be radical. +- Popular. + +849 +00:53:02.320 --> 00:53:04.117 +- Radical. +- And popular. + +850 +00:53:04.119 --> 00:53:07.037 +I will deal with whatever horseshit + +851 +00:53:07.039 --> 00:53:08.438 +you have presently. + +852 +00:53:08.440 --> 00:53:10.920 +- Actually, I'd like you to see this. +- Come on through. + +853 +00:53:11.639 --> 00:53:15.717 +You remember that famous photo +of Stalin and the little girl? + +854 +00:53:15.719 --> 00:53:16.838 +Yes. + +855 +00:53:16.840 --> 00:53:20.478 +Well, I was thinking +a photo of, you and the girl. + +856 +00:53:20.480 --> 00:53:21.760 +Continuity. + +857 +00:53:22.239 --> 00:53:25.517 +And this way we're showing Stalin's +humanity moving forward, right? + +858 +00:53:25.519 --> 00:53:26.639 +Yeah. + +859 +00:53:27.599 --> 00:53:29.998 +I'm sorry about all that. +Find the girl. + +860 +00:53:30.000 --> 00:53:31.719 +- We should head to the Committee. +- We are. + +861 +00:53:36.440 --> 00:53:38.998 +So I'll outline the releases +under Article 31. + +862 +00:53:39.000 --> 00:53:40.679 +- Yes, please. +- Okay. + +863 +00:53:41.480 --> 00:53:45.358 +Please, understand that this +is not some cynical ploy. + +864 +00:53:45.360 --> 00:53:48.438 +I mean, these reforms +are correct reforms. + +865 +00:53:48.440 --> 00:53:49.480 +Totally understood. + +866 +00:53:52.320 --> 00:53:53.559 +Are you wearing a corset? + +867 +00:53:57.079 --> 00:53:59.799 +It's a girdle. I have a bad back. + +868 +00:54:01.159 --> 00:54:03.998 +It's functional. It's not cosmetic. + +869 +00:54:04.000 --> 00:54:05.119 +You wear it well. + +870 +00:54:07.039 --> 00:54:09.758 +Let's make this +a test of your discretion, shall we? + +871 +00:54:09.760 --> 00:54:11.360 +Of course. Of course. + +872 +00:54:20.320 --> 00:54:22.438 +- So, in accordance... +- I call this meeting to order. + +873 +00:54:22.440 --> 00:54:23.760 +My apologies. + +874 +00:54:24.519 --> 00:54:28.637 +So, in accordance with his will, +I propose Comrade Malenkov + +875 +00:54:28.639 --> 00:54:30.398 +be named Chairman +of the Council of Ministers + +876 +00:54:30.400 --> 00:54:32.400 +and General Secretary of the Party. + +877 +00:54:32.800 --> 00:54:35.237 +And I propose Comrade Beria + +878 +00:54:35.239 --> 00:54:38.117 +for First Vice-Chairman, +Council of Ministers. + +879 +00:54:38.119 --> 00:54:40.557 +So, let's take a vote. +Those in favour? + +880 +00:54:40.559 --> 00:54:42.358 +Those are two separate proposals. + +881 +00:54:42.360 --> 00:54:45.197 +I suggest we vote one at a time. +Those in favour? + +882 +00:54:45.199 --> 00:54:47.717 +I'm unsure of what's being proposed. + +883 +00:54:47.719 --> 00:54:49.918 +I just said what was being proposed. +I just said it. + +884 +00:54:49.920 --> 00:54:51.878 +And you're being obstructionist. + +885 +00:54:51.880 --> 00:54:54.557 +Comrade Beria is busy +combining his role + +886 +00:54:54.559 --> 00:54:56.798 +as Minister for both +Interior and Security. + +887 +00:54:56.800 --> 00:54:58.918 +Wouldn't it be kinder if someone else + +888 +00:54:58.920 --> 00:55:00.677 +carried the happy burden +of Vice-Chairman? + +889 +00:55:00.679 --> 00:55:02.478 +I thank Comrade Khrushchev +for his concern, + +890 +00:55:02.480 --> 00:55:05.237 +but I'm perfectly capable +of doing two things at once. + +891 +00:55:05.239 --> 00:55:08.597 +- Well, it's three things. +- Should we bring in an abacus? + +892 +00:55:08.599 --> 00:55:12.398 +All right, let's move to a vote +on both proposals. + +893 +00:55:12.400 --> 00:55:15.677 +All right? First me as... you know, + +894 +00:55:15.679 --> 00:55:18.197 +and Comrade Beria as Vice-Chairman. + +895 +00:55:18.199 --> 00:55:19.279 +All those in favour? + +896 +00:55:23.039 --> 00:55:24.119 +Carried... + +897 +00:55:25.519 --> 00:55:27.478 +u... nanimously. + +898 +00:55:27.480 --> 00:55:28.597 +Right, next. + +899 +00:55:28.599 --> 00:55:31.157 +We need someone +to take charge of the funeral. + +900 +00:55:31.159 --> 00:55:33.717 +- What about Comrade Khrushchev? +- Where's this coming from? + +901 +00:55:33.719 --> 00:55:35.557 +I formally propose Comrade Khrushchev + +902 +00:55:35.559 --> 00:55:37.438 +be given the honour +of organising the funeral. + +903 +00:55:37.440 --> 00:55:39.237 +What? Come on, +I don't have any time to do that. + +904 +00:55:39.239 --> 00:55:41.438 +What if I can do three things at once, +you can at least do two. + +905 +00:55:41.440 --> 00:55:43.478 +What do I know about funerals? + +906 +00:55:43.480 --> 00:55:45.438 +You said you wanted +to honour his legacy. + +907 +00:55:45.440 --> 00:55:47.480 +You told me last night +in the bathroom. + +908 +00:55:50.920 --> 00:55:54.037 +- All those in... all those in favour? +- All those in favour? + +909 +00:55:54.039 --> 00:55:55.517 +No, uh... + +910 +00:55:55.519 --> 00:55:58.519 +Well, I think you'd be good, +actually, you know. + +911 +00:56:01.119 --> 00:56:02.758 +Passed unanimously. + +912 +00:56:02.760 --> 00:56:05.237 +Nicky Khrushchev, funeral director. +It suits you. + +913 +00:56:05.239 --> 00:56:06.998 +- Yeah. +- It suits that face, anyway. + +914 +00:56:09.239 --> 00:56:12.557 +- Comrade Beria. +- I propose a halt to deportations, + +915 +00:56:12.559 --> 00:56:16.838 +the release of some existing detainees +under Article 31 and the suspension + +916 +00:56:16.840 --> 00:56:19.597 +of all arrests that were officially +sanctioned three days ago. + +917 +00:56:19.599 --> 00:56:24.077 +Whoa, whoa. That's like wiping +your arse on Stalin's final list. + +918 +00:56:24.079 --> 00:56:25.878 +- No, no, no. +- This is demonstrably revisionist. + +919 +00:56:25.880 --> 00:56:30.119 +Releasing people we arrested three +days ago will make us look cretinous. + +920 +00:56:30.679 --> 00:56:32.758 +Listen, Stalin was misled. + +921 +00:56:32.760 --> 00:56:34.717 +- We were misled. +- Really? + +922 +00:56:34.719 --> 00:56:38.197 +Yes. So the people responsible +should be found and punished. + +923 +00:56:38.199 --> 00:56:41.117 +Who are you kidding, +Lavrenti, yourself? + +924 +00:56:41.119 --> 00:56:44.597 +We all knew what we were doing +when we signed those lists. + +925 +00:56:44.599 --> 00:56:50.039 +Stalin destroyed the status quo... +and he rebuilt it. + +926 +00:56:51.480 --> 00:56:52.717 +He was liberal. + +927 +00:56:52.719 --> 00:56:54.237 +- Radical. +- He was radical. + +928 +00:56:54.239 --> 00:56:56.318 +This is a blatant attempt +by Comrade Beria + +929 +00:56:56.320 --> 00:56:57.838 +to buy the support of the public. + +930 +00:56:57.840 --> 00:57:00.838 +I thought you were in favour of a more +liberal approach, Comrade Reformer. + +931 +00:57:00.840 --> 00:57:04.077 +All those in favour +of pausing the arrests, + +932 +00:57:04.079 --> 00:57:06.639 +of pausing the executions? + +933 +00:57:08.079 --> 00:57:09.159 +All those in favour? + +934 +00:57:11.360 --> 00:57:17.079 +Hmm. I've always been loyal to Stalin. +Always. + +935 +00:57:17.639 --> 00:57:20.438 +And these arrests +were authorised by Stalin. + +936 +00:57:20.440 --> 00:57:23.157 +But Stalin was also loyal +to the collective leadership, + +937 +00:57:23.159 --> 00:57:25.519 +and that is true loyalty. + +938 +00:57:27.400 --> 00:57:31.398 +However, he also had an iron will, +undeviating, strong. + +939 +00:57:31.400 --> 00:57:34.240 +Should we not do the same +and stick to what we believed in? + +940 +00:57:36.079 --> 00:57:37.079 +No. + +941 +00:57:38.000 --> 00:57:40.878 +It is stronger still +to forge our own beliefs + +942 +00:57:40.880 --> 00:57:43.840 +with the beliefs +of the collective leadership. + +943 +00:57:44.679 --> 00:57:47.519 +Which I have now... done. + +944 +00:57:51.840 --> 00:57:54.717 +Carried... unanimously. Thank you. + +945 +00:57:54.719 --> 00:57:56.319 +I'll oversee the releases. + +946 +00:57:57.559 --> 00:58:00.039 +We have loosened +the Union's great corset. + +947 +00:58:01.599 --> 00:58:04.998 +Nicky, you've some bouquets +and swatches to look at. + +948 +00:58:05.000 --> 00:58:06.679 +A funeral doesn't organise itself. + +949 +00:58:14.840 --> 00:58:17.358 +- Long live Stalin. +- Stalin's dead. Malenkov's in charge. + +950 +00:58:17.360 --> 00:58:18.798 +- Stop shooting. +- Long live Malenk... + +951 +00:58:18.800 --> 00:58:20.717 +Amnesty effective immediately. + +952 +00:58:20.719 --> 00:58:23.879 +Orders of Comrade Beria. +We're moving out. Let's go. + +953 +00:58:24.760 --> 00:58:26.120 +Come on, let's go. + +954 +00:58:41.159 --> 00:58:42.399 +Come on. + +955 +00:58:46.400 --> 00:58:47.758 +Ahh... + +956 +00:58:47.760 --> 00:58:49.880 +Oh, my God! + +957 +00:58:50.559 --> 00:58:52.799 +Ohh! + +958 +00:59:26.320 --> 00:59:28.517 +Not too much on that. +He's not Clark Gable, okay? + +959 +00:59:28.519 --> 00:59:30.478 +Can somebody get a duster up there? + +960 +00:59:30.480 --> 00:59:32.798 +We've got a cobweb +large enough to snag a sheep. + +961 +00:59:32.800 --> 00:59:34.717 +We're opening in 15 minutes. + +962 +00:59:34.719 --> 00:59:36.278 +Now, for the curtains +at the front, comrade, + +963 +00:59:36.280 --> 00:59:38.077 +do you want ruched, not ruched? + +964 +00:59:38.079 --> 00:59:40.237 +- Whatever. I don't care. +- Not ruched? + +965 +00:59:40.239 --> 00:59:42.719 +- That's good. That's... +- Ruched? Not ruched? + +966 +00:59:43.239 --> 00:59:45.239 +- Ruched? +- Would you stop with this? + +967 +00:59:45.679 --> 00:59:47.879 +Why do you think I care? +Ah, excuse me. + +968 +00:59:49.519 --> 00:59:51.717 +- Fix that button. +- Welcome, comrades. + +969 +00:59:51.719 --> 00:59:53.998 +How's the Minister +for Fixtures and Fittings? + +970 +00:59:54.000 --> 00:59:55.278 +It's going well. I'm enjoying it. + +971 +00:59:55.280 --> 00:59:57.517 +- Yes, you're very passionate. +- Well... + +972 +00:59:57.519 --> 00:59:59.318 +Yes, the ruched, please. Thank you. + +973 +00:59:59.320 --> 01:00:01.358 +- You're doing a great job. +- I know. + +974 +01:00:01.360 --> 01:00:03.237 +Well, hello. Are these... + +975 +01:00:03.239 --> 01:00:05.037 +- Oh. +- These my... + +976 +01:00:05.039 --> 01:00:06.318 +Which one of these is my girl? + +977 +01:00:06.320 --> 01:00:07.918 +We couldn't find the actual girl, sir. + +978 +01:00:07.920 --> 01:00:09.717 +These are some possible alternatives. + +979 +01:00:09.719 --> 01:00:12.037 +No, no, I want you to find... +Excuse me. + +980 +01:00:12.039 --> 01:00:13.998 +I want you to find +the girl in the photograph. + +981 +01:00:14.000 --> 01:00:15.920 +Do you understand? +The nation depends on it. + +982 +01:00:17.119 --> 01:00:18.679 +- Thank you. +- Thank you. + +983 +01:00:19.320 --> 01:00:22.720 +All right, girls, the Snow King +does not approve. Wait over there. + +984 +01:00:23.920 --> 01:00:25.677 +What happened? +Where's the girl in the photograph? + +985 +01:00:25.679 --> 01:00:27.398 +We couldn't find the actual girl. + +986 +01:00:27.400 --> 01:00:31.077 +I thought the entire point of the NKVD +was to know everyone's whereabouts. + +987 +01:00:31.079 --> 01:00:32.758 +- Yes, sir. +- Yes, sir, yes. + +988 +01:00:32.760 --> 01:00:35.320 +- So, you find her, you camel cock. +- Comrade Khrushchev. + +989 +01:00:36.000 --> 01:00:37.677 +- Maria Veniaminovna. +- Yes. + +990 +01:00:37.679 --> 01:00:40.237 +I'm sorry that you heard that, +but he is a camel cock. + +991 +01:00:40.239 --> 01:00:42.159 +- How are you, Maria? +- Stalin? + +992 +01:00:42.800 --> 01:00:45.360 +Yes. You want to have a look? + +993 +01:00:49.079 --> 01:00:52.079 +Comrade Beria, this is Maria. +She'll be playing piano tonight. + +994 +01:00:52.760 --> 01:00:54.637 +- Good to meet you. +- Comrade. + +995 +01:00:54.639 --> 01:00:55.799 +What do you think? + +996 +01:00:57.119 --> 01:01:00.440 +Small. He looks so small. + +997 +01:01:04.920 --> 01:01:06.637 +- Sad day, soldier. +- Yes, sir. + +998 +01:01:06.639 --> 01:01:07.998 +Sad day. + +999 +01:01:08.000 --> 01:01:10.400 +Aslanov. You handsome devil. + +1000 +01:01:10.920 --> 01:01:13.398 +Stick you in a frock, +I'd fucking ride you raw myself. + +1001 +01:01:13.400 --> 01:01:15.758 +- I will take that as a compliment. +- Yeah, don't. + +1002 +01:01:15.760 --> 01:01:19.280 +Right, what's a war hero got to do +to get some lubrication round here? + +1003 +01:01:30.519 --> 01:01:32.117 +Ah, Generalissimo. + +1004 +01:01:32.119 --> 01:01:34.039 +There he is, eh, the great man. + +1005 +01:01:35.440 --> 01:01:39.117 +I've seen a lot of death, +but that... that is a loss. + +1006 +01:01:39.119 --> 01:01:40.677 +Tell me something. + +1007 +01:01:40.679 --> 01:01:44.998 +Why has the army been replaced +by the NKVD all over Moscow? + +1008 +01:01:45.000 --> 01:01:48.677 +I mean, I'm smiling, +but I am very fucking furious. + +1009 +01:01:48.679 --> 01:01:50.478 +Perhaps this is a good time +for Comrade Yudina + +1010 +01:01:50.480 --> 01:01:52.438 +to go and prepare +those precious fingers. + +1011 +01:01:52.440 --> 01:01:54.077 +Yes. One moment, General. + +1012 +01:01:54.079 --> 01:01:56.478 +I will properly catch up with you +this evening. + +1013 +01:01:56.480 --> 01:01:59.838 +- I'm looking forward to it. +- You never kiss my hand any more. + +1014 +01:01:59.840 --> 01:02:02.597 +- I taught Nikita's niece to play. +- Yes, you did. + +1015 +01:02:02.599 --> 01:02:04.358 +That was quite the salon recital. + +1016 +01:02:04.360 --> 01:02:06.240 +Oh, I love the idea of you at a salon. + +1017 +01:02:06.880 --> 01:02:09.117 +Do you have a party trick? +Burping the alphabet? + +1018 +01:02:10.280 --> 01:02:13.717 +Comrade Malenkov, with sharper +cheekbones, as requested. + +1019 +01:02:13.719 --> 01:02:16.439 +Sharp. Not sharp. +Sharp. Not sharp. + +1020 +01:02:17.280 --> 01:02:18.680 +I would like... + +1021 +01:02:20.599 --> 01:02:23.358 +...that one destroyed, thank you. + +1022 +01:02:23.360 --> 01:02:25.318 +Good luck with the performance +tonight, by the way. + +1023 +01:02:25.320 --> 01:02:28.197 +- Thank you. +- Nerve-racking, so many notes. + +1024 +01:02:28.199 --> 01:02:30.439 +- Yes. +- Like your one to Stalin. + +1025 +01:02:32.079 --> 01:02:33.239 +Which I have. + +1026 +01:02:36.239 --> 01:02:37.677 +Come this way. + +1027 +01:02:37.679 --> 01:02:40.197 +Why has the army +been confined to barracks? + +1028 +01:02:40.199 --> 01:02:43.157 +The decision was mine, +supported by Comrade Malenkov. + +1029 +01:02:43.159 --> 01:02:44.597 +Mm-hmm. Oh, was it indeed? + +1030 +01:02:44.599 --> 01:02:46.758 +That right, Georgy? +It was your call? + +1031 +01:02:46.760 --> 01:02:50.358 +Um, yes, of course. +We had to make a decision. + +1032 +01:02:50.360 --> 01:02:51.798 +We're discussing the city's security. + +1033 +01:02:51.800 --> 01:02:53.637 +- I know. +- Jesus Christ. + +1034 +01:02:53.639 --> 01:02:55.559 +Did Coco Chanel +take a shit on your head? + +1035 +01:02:56.480 --> 01:02:59.517 +- No, he did not. +- Listen, listen. + +1036 +01:02:59.519 --> 01:03:01.278 +Moscow's gonna be boiling with people. + +1037 +01:03:01.280 --> 01:03:04.597 +His little fucking apes at the NKVD +won't know what to do. + +1038 +01:03:04.599 --> 01:03:06.157 +There's gonna be +thousands of civilians + +1039 +01:03:06.159 --> 01:03:07.998 +flooding in from all over Russia. + +1040 +01:03:08.000 --> 01:03:09.838 +No, we're controlling +the crowd at source. + +1041 +01:03:09.840 --> 01:03:11.920 +All trains and vans to Moscow +have been cancelled. + +1042 +01:03:13.000 --> 01:03:14.278 +- You can't do that. +- Wait a minute. + +1043 +01:03:14.280 --> 01:03:15.517 +People have a right to see him. + +1044 +01:03:15.519 --> 01:03:17.557 +- Oh, come on. No, no, no. +- Just temporarily. + +1045 +01:03:17.559 --> 01:03:21.117 +I'm the funeral. I'm the trains. +This is horseshit, okay? + +1046 +01:03:21.119 --> 01:03:24.557 +I've been picking out funeral cushions +with Slim Hitler over there... + +1047 +01:03:24.559 --> 01:03:27.758 +calico this, taffeta that, +and you've done what? + +1048 +01:03:27.760 --> 01:03:30.197 +No, I'm the trains and +I want them back. + +1049 +01:03:30.199 --> 01:03:33.438 +Well, let's see who can +mobilise first. Oh, seems to be me! + +1050 +01:03:33.440 --> 01:03:35.200 +You sneaky little shit. + +1051 +01:03:36.039 --> 01:03:38.239 +And we're opening the doors. + +1052 +01:03:54.280 --> 01:03:57.677 +Good. Steady pace. +Very good. Yes, just like that. + +1053 +01:04:04.880 --> 01:04:06.519 +Rather overwhelming, isn't it? + +1054 +01:04:08.280 --> 01:04:10.037 +And nobody's making them do this, +are they? + +1055 +01:04:10.039 --> 01:04:11.199 +- No, no. +- No. + +1056 +01:04:12.199 --> 01:04:13.719 +Just round to the right. Thank you. + +1057 +01:04:15.000 --> 01:04:16.597 +I don't suppose you want a chair? + +1058 +01:04:16.599 --> 01:04:20.677 +Oh, no, no, no. I can't sit down. +I haven't sat down since he died. + +1059 +01:04:20.679 --> 01:04:22.239 +One can't. He was too big. + +1060 +01:04:24.559 --> 01:04:25.639 +Yes. + +1061 +01:04:28.360 --> 01:04:29.519 +Do you remember Alexei? + +1062 +01:04:31.800 --> 01:04:35.077 +- I remember everyone. It's a gift. +- Oh. + +1063 +01:04:35.079 --> 01:04:36.878 +Do you remember +the way he used to laugh? + +1064 +01:04:39.639 --> 01:04:42.359 +- Alexei Kapler, yes, yes. +- Yes. + +1065 +01:04:43.199 --> 01:04:45.878 +Yes, special to you, of course. + +1066 +01:04:45.880 --> 01:04:48.720 +Some unsuitable associates. + +1067 +01:04:49.239 --> 01:04:51.597 +Tragic, really. + +1068 +01:04:51.599 --> 01:04:53.559 +I'm... I'm so sorry. + +1069 +01:04:54.239 --> 01:04:56.639 +Yes, well, +I want you to bring him back. + +1070 +01:04:59.199 --> 01:05:01.159 +The way that you brought +Molotov's wife back. + +1071 +01:05:02.800 --> 01:05:04.000 +She... + +1072 +01:05:05.159 --> 01:05:08.879 +- Well, I'd kept her as... +- Yeah, but I just want one person. + +1073 +01:05:09.840 --> 01:05:11.160 +Just one person. + +1074 +01:05:11.840 --> 01:05:13.680 +- Oh, my darling. +- Please. + +1075 +01:05:15.199 --> 01:05:17.519 +For you, +I will attempt the impossible. + +1076 +01:05:26.679 --> 01:05:29.519 +Keep it moving if you can. Thank you. + +1077 +01:05:29.920 --> 01:05:31.559 +A lot of people to process. + +1078 +01:05:40.559 --> 01:05:44.279 +Oh, fucking pollen. They should make +gas bombs out of the stuff. + +1079 +01:05:46.679 --> 01:05:48.559 +Wait, wait, wait. +That's not gonna fit. + +1080 +01:05:49.159 --> 01:05:52.358 +- It's larger than the region itself. +- Go back. Go back. + +1081 +01:05:52.360 --> 01:05:53.920 +Hunker down. + +1082 +01:05:56.280 --> 01:05:57.400 +A quarter turn. + +1083 +01:05:59.480 --> 01:06:00.760 +Through on that line. + +1084 +01:06:02.320 --> 01:06:05.358 +- How's Polina? +- She's well. + +1085 +01:06:05.360 --> 01:06:09.320 +I can sense how sorry she is +for her treachery. + +1086 +01:06:11.639 --> 01:06:13.519 +Jesus Christ, it's the bishops. + +1087 +01:06:15.199 --> 01:06:17.597 +I thought we'd banned those freaks. + +1088 +01:06:17.599 --> 01:06:19.838 +Sneeze on the bastards +as they go past. + +1089 +01:06:19.840 --> 01:06:21.758 +- Did you invite them? +- No. + +1090 +01:06:21.760 --> 01:06:25.400 +- Ask Beria if he invited the bishops. +- Don't give me orders. + +1091 +01:06:27.159 --> 01:06:29.677 +Ask Beria if he invited the bishops. + +1092 +01:06:29.679 --> 01:06:32.679 +- Did you invite the bishops? +- Yes. + +1093 +01:06:33.480 --> 01:06:34.838 +- Yes. +- Well? + +1094 +01:06:34.840 --> 01:06:36.480 +He said yes. + +1095 +01:06:37.239 --> 01:06:39.478 +I'm going to give everyone +in Red Square a voucher + +1096 +01:06:39.480 --> 01:06:42.918 +permitting one kick each +to his stupid face. + +1097 +01:06:42.920 --> 01:06:44.918 +Is he asking for some delicious hay? + +1098 +01:06:44.920 --> 01:06:49.000 +No, he said something quite +complicated about a voucher system. + +1099 +01:06:49.440 --> 01:06:53.677 +Ask Nikita why in God's arse +he invited the bishops. + +1100 +01:06:53.679 --> 01:06:55.838 +- No, I've already explained why... +- Ask Nikita. + +1101 +01:06:55.840 --> 01:06:57.039 +You tell him... + +1102 +01:06:58.519 --> 01:07:00.798 +- Never mind. Swap. +- No. + +1103 +01:07:00.800 --> 01:07:02.880 +- Just swap with me. +- I said no. + +1104 +01:07:03.480 --> 01:07:05.320 +We can make it look like +it's part of the ceremony. + +1105 +01:07:19.119 --> 01:07:20.839 +What the fuck are you doing? + +1106 +01:07:27.519 --> 01:07:30.077 +Buttoned-up sacks of shit! Fleabags! + +1107 +01:07:30.079 --> 01:07:31.679 +Should I handle this for you? + +1108 +01:07:34.280 --> 01:07:37.517 +Foreigners. A vile crime +has been perpetrated. + +1109 +01:07:37.519 --> 01:07:41.597 +Hairy monsters in coats +have scooped out my father's brain + +1110 +01:07:41.599 --> 01:07:44.157 +and sent it to America. + +1111 +01:07:44.159 --> 01:07:47.480 +And these traitors, +sucking the cocks and balls... + +1112 +01:07:48.320 --> 01:07:50.478 +...sucking the cocks and balls +of Zionist... + +1113 +01:07:50.480 --> 01:07:54.157 +New York... +New York Zionist queers in petticoats. + +1114 +01:07:54.159 --> 01:07:56.878 +Look at them. You see? +Those brain thieves. + +1115 +01:07:56.880 --> 01:07:58.717 +- Do not translate this. +- I see you. Heed me. + +1116 +01:07:58.719 --> 01:08:01.398 +- There's food next door, gentlemen. +- I'm Stalin's son! + +1117 +01:08:01.400 --> 01:08:04.758 +You will not take me down. +I will not go down! + +1118 +01:08:04.760 --> 01:08:06.800 +Please, +this side. I'm sorry. I apologise. + +1119 +01:08:07.639 --> 01:08:09.717 +I will not be silen... + +1120 +01:08:09.719 --> 01:08:11.599 +I know about the hockey team. + +1121 +01:08:12.519 --> 01:08:14.918 +- I'm most deeply... +- Up we go. That's it. + +1122 +01:08:14.920 --> 01:08:16.838 +Thank you all for your... + +1123 +01:08:16.840 --> 01:08:18.357 +Medic! + +1124 +01:08:18.359 --> 01:08:19.718 +Not today! + +1125 +01:08:19.720 --> 01:08:23.240 +You're a fucking stain +on that uniform. You fucking behave. + +1126 +01:08:23.920 --> 01:08:25.397 +What is going on? + +1127 +01:08:25.399 --> 01:08:27.437 +He felt a little overwhelmed, +Svetlana. + +1128 +01:08:27.439 --> 01:08:30.718 +Harm. This is a perfect +example of harm. + +1129 +01:08:30.720 --> 01:08:32.838 +- He's okay. +- Come here. Get up. + +1130 +01:08:32.840 --> 01:08:35.518 +- Who did this? +- I did, and I enjoyed it. + +1131 +01:08:35.520 --> 01:08:36.840 +It's been a long time coming. + +1132 +01:08:37.800 --> 01:08:39.079 +If any of you... + +1133 +01:08:40.720 --> 01:08:42.360 +...should do anything... + +1134 +01:08:43.159 --> 01:08:45.037 +Right, well, that's me told. + +1135 +01:08:45.039 --> 01:08:48.077 +I'm off to represent +the entire Red Army at the buffet. + +1136 +01:08:48.079 --> 01:08:49.279 +You girls enjoy yourself. + +1137 +01:08:51.439 --> 01:08:53.518 +Are you all right? He fell very hard. + +1138 +01:08:53.520 --> 01:08:55.037 +Why did you let him do that? + +1139 +01:08:55.039 --> 01:08:58.317 +Yes, I should have intercepted +his fist with my face. + +1140 +01:08:58.319 --> 01:09:00.559 +I want to make a speech +at my father's funeral. + +1141 +01:09:01.119 --> 01:09:04.237 +- And I want to fuck Grace Kelly. +- I simply don't care. + +1142 +01:09:04.239 --> 01:09:06.477 +I want to make a speech +at my father's funeral. + +1143 +01:09:06.479 --> 01:09:08.199 +Comrade Malenkov, your view? + +1144 +01:09:09.399 --> 01:09:10.479 +Well, I think, um... + +1145 +01:09:11.840 --> 01:09:13.878 +it can be, um... + +1146 +01:09:13.880 --> 01:09:15.718 +- no... no problem. +- Ah... + +1147 +01:09:15.720 --> 01:09:18.197 +Technically, yes, but practically... + +1148 +01:09:18.199 --> 01:09:20.518 +There are programmatic complications. + +1149 +01:09:20.520 --> 01:09:22.838 +You know, I think I misspoke +when I said, "No problem." + +1150 +01:09:22.840 --> 01:09:25.119 +What I meant was, "No." + +1151 +01:09:25.840 --> 01:09:26.840 +"Problem." + +1152 +01:09:29.079 --> 01:09:31.918 +Ignore me. I'm... It's no problem. + +1153 +01:09:31.920 --> 01:09:34.117 +- Yes. I take that as a yes. +- Go ahead, Nikita. + +1154 +01:09:34.119 --> 01:09:36.918 +I will unlock the schedule +and squeeze him in. + +1155 +01:09:36.920 --> 01:09:38.678 +I will not be squeezed. + +1156 +01:09:38.680 --> 01:09:41.159 +Sometimes the shortest speeches +are the most memorable. + +1157 +01:09:41.760 --> 01:09:43.838 +- Well, that's as maybe. +- True. Fish! Let's eat. + +1158 +01:09:43.840 --> 01:09:45.638 +- What's going on? +- I don't... + +1159 +01:09:47.199 --> 01:09:49.277 +I look forward +to the five garbled words + +1160 +01:09:49.279 --> 01:09:51.437 +we afford him +before we start the flypast. + +1161 +01:09:51.439 --> 01:09:54.237 +Hey, we need to talk. +First the trains, now the bishops. + +1162 +01:09:54.239 --> 01:09:55.918 +Who else are we pals with now? + +1163 +01:09:55.920 --> 01:09:58.357 +- You invite any old Nazis? +- Excuse me. + +1164 +01:09:58.359 --> 01:10:01.077 +These stairs are like climbing +Mount Kilimanjaro. + +1165 +01:10:01.079 --> 01:10:02.718 +I'm more sweat than man. + +1166 +01:10:02.720 --> 01:10:04.718 +- Did you see off Vasily? +- Yes, we did. + +1167 +01:10:04.720 --> 01:10:06.838 +And thank you +for landing me this funeral. + +1168 +01:10:06.840 --> 01:10:08.838 +Come on, Nicky. You're enjoying it. + +1169 +01:10:08.840 --> 01:10:11.317 +But why did you +have to invite the bishops? + +1170 +01:10:11.319 --> 01:10:13.918 +What, you think I wanted +those boyfriends of Christ here? + +1171 +01:10:13.920 --> 01:10:15.157 +That was his idea. + +1172 +01:10:15.159 --> 01:10:17.598 +Lavrenti, you of all people must know + +1173 +01:10:17.600 --> 01:10:19.437 +that religion +has never been part of... + +1174 +01:10:19.439 --> 01:10:22.237 +You lecturing me? +You standing in the Hall of Columns + +1175 +01:10:22.239 --> 01:10:24.519 +still insisting on Polina's guilt? + +1176 +01:10:25.359 --> 01:10:27.359 +Well, she... she is... + +1177 +01:10:29.560 --> 01:10:32.437 +- Um, sorry. Maybe I shouldn't have... +- Oh, come on. + +1178 +01:10:32.439 --> 01:10:35.638 +No, no. You both called +the blameless Polina Molotova + +1179 +01:10:35.640 --> 01:10:38.558 +a traitor and a parasite +in her own apartment. I heard you. + +1180 +01:10:38.560 --> 01:10:41.678 +She was guilty. +You found her guilty. + +1181 +01:10:41.680 --> 01:10:44.077 +And Stalin agreed. +Nobody doubted. + +1182 +01:10:44.079 --> 01:10:46.157 +Nobody doubted. +Past tense, you see. + +1183 +01:10:46.159 --> 01:10:48.758 +In the good old days you pine for, +that sort of dissonance + +1184 +01:10:48.760 --> 01:10:50.437 +would have had you both shot. +Both of you. + +1185 +01:10:50.439 --> 01:10:53.197 +Oh, +this is just fucking wordplay. + +1186 +01:10:53.199 --> 01:10:54.239 +Oh, is it? + +1187 +01:10:54.640 --> 01:10:58.197 +Allegiance to the party line, hm? +That was what Stalin demanded. + +1188 +01:10:58.199 --> 01:10:59.397 +Correct, Comrade Molotov? + +1189 +01:10:59.399 --> 01:11:02.558 +Um, allegiance to the party line? Yes. + +1190 +01:11:02.560 --> 01:11:04.558 +And defiance of the party line, + +1191 +01:11:04.560 --> 01:11:06.560 +that would mark you out +as a traitor, wouldn't it? + +1192 +01:11:07.680 --> 01:11:10.037 +I'm ashamed and I... I... + +1193 +01:11:10.039 --> 01:11:13.598 +I beg your forgiveness +for my selfish deceitfulness, + +1194 +01:11:13.600 --> 01:11:16.880 +and I will go and reassure Polina. + +1195 +01:11:22.000 --> 01:11:23.838 +You're just making this shit up +as you go along. + +1196 +01:11:23.840 --> 01:11:26.798 +- What game is this, Lavrenti? +- Oh, don't be hysterical. + +1197 +01:11:26.800 --> 01:11:29.998 +- We're in a new reality. +- What, you're the good guy now? + +1198 +01:11:30.000 --> 01:11:31.317 +You locked up half the nation. + +1199 +01:11:31.319 --> 01:11:33.758 +You beat them, you raped them, +you killed them. + +1200 +01:11:33.760 --> 01:11:35.397 +Yes, and now I'm releasing them. + +1201 +01:11:35.399 --> 01:11:37.678 +And you won't believe +how many will be free. + +1202 +01:11:37.680 --> 01:11:39.840 +So now you want the public +to love you, is that it? + +1203 +01:11:40.720 --> 01:11:42.998 +You're bending and cracking the truth +like a human body. + +1204 +01:11:43.000 --> 01:11:44.157 +The truth? + +1205 +01:11:44.159 --> 01:11:46.838 +This from the man who invited +his bit-on-the-side whore pianist + +1206 +01:11:46.840 --> 01:11:49.317 +to play at the funeral, +even though she swore to kill Stalin, + +1207 +01:11:49.319 --> 01:11:50.437 +who's now dead. + +1208 +01:11:50.439 --> 01:11:53.077 +Whoa. What the barrelling fuck +are you talking about? + +1209 +01:11:53.079 --> 01:11:55.397 +She wanted Stalin dead +and she knows your family. + +1210 +01:11:55.399 --> 01:11:57.599 +She taught your niece +to play, remember? + +1211 +01:11:58.720 --> 01:12:00.000 +I think you should read this. + +1212 +01:12:01.399 --> 01:12:05.598 +It's the copy of a note I found +by Stalin's body, from the pianist. + +1213 +01:12:05.600 --> 01:12:08.077 +It's lucky we both now live +in the new Soviet Union + +1214 +01:12:08.079 --> 01:12:09.437 +or you and your wife and your family + +1215 +01:12:09.439 --> 01:12:12.639 +would be a pile of dust +on the floor of a crematorium toilet. + +1216 +01:12:14.640 --> 01:12:17.638 +Kobulov! My stomach's rumbling. + +1217 +01:12:17.640 --> 01:12:19.280 +Is there any cheese in this building? + +1218 +01:12:25.760 --> 01:12:28.437 +No, I don't have time +for that shit right now. + +1219 +01:12:28.439 --> 01:12:30.000 +Wait, wait, wait. +Come back, come back. + +1220 +01:12:31.079 --> 01:12:32.199 +No, go. + +1221 +01:12:33.600 --> 01:12:37.157 +New security orders. +Restart the trains, all right? + +1222 +01:12:37.159 --> 01:12:40.119 +Open the city's borders +and let the people back into Moscow. + +1223 +01:12:42.039 --> 01:12:43.718 +They deserve to see the old man. + +1224 +01:12:43.720 --> 01:12:46.119 +Let's see how Beria's goons +cope with that. + +1225 +01:12:51.800 --> 01:12:54.518 +Train to Moscow in five minutes! + +1226 +01:13:32.439 --> 01:13:35.359 +- What's going on? +- Trains are bringing them in. + +1227 +01:13:42.760 --> 01:13:44.720 +Quiet. Quiet, quiet. + +1228 +01:13:45.800 --> 01:13:47.039 +Turn around! + +1229 +01:13:48.640 --> 01:13:52.397 +- This is a secure area! +- We've come to see Comrade Stalin! + +1230 +01:13:52.399 --> 01:13:55.157 +Back. Get back. Back! + +1231 +01:13:55.159 --> 01:13:56.720 +Back. + +1232 +01:13:57.399 --> 01:14:00.159 +- Stay back. +- Stay where you are! + +1233 +01:14:02.239 --> 01:14:04.479 +Fire over their heads. + +1234 +01:14:24.520 --> 01:14:26.080 +Don't let them through! + +1235 +01:14:33.800 --> 01:14:35.518 +This is your work, is it? + +1236 +01:14:35.520 --> 01:14:37.120 +Why? Are there spelling mistakes? + +1237 +01:14:38.680 --> 01:14:42.157 +Do you have any idea +what kind of man Beria is? + +1238 +01:14:42.159 --> 01:14:44.598 +He's releasing people from prison. + +1239 +01:14:44.600 --> 01:14:47.200 +That was my idea. +I was going to do that. + +1240 +01:14:48.319 --> 01:14:51.117 +I'm the reformer. Me. + +1241 +01:14:51.119 --> 01:14:55.758 +Don't you fucking laugh at me. +I was going to release the bishops. + +1242 +01:14:55.760 --> 01:14:58.077 +- I thought you hated the Church. +- I do! + +1243 +01:14:58.079 --> 01:15:00.880 +Just tell me it's not true. +Did you write this? + +1244 +01:15:02.279 --> 01:15:04.758 +Stalin killed my family, my friends. + +1245 +01:15:04.760 --> 01:15:08.357 +- Zinaida Reich, Kuperchinski. +- Kup... You knew Kuperchinski? + +1246 +01:15:08.359 --> 01:15:10.357 +I should have you shot +just for saying his name. + +1247 +01:15:10.359 --> 01:15:12.558 +Comrade Nikita Sergeyevich, +you know me. I... + +1248 +01:15:12.560 --> 01:15:16.277 +Stop. No, I... I don't know you. +You don't know me. + +1249 +01:15:16.279 --> 01:15:20.437 +You fucking taught +my niece piano lessons. That's it. + +1250 +01:15:20.439 --> 01:15:24.077 +Don't you see what Beria's done now? +He's tied me to you. + +1251 +01:15:24.079 --> 01:15:25.319 +We are tied together. + +1252 +01:15:26.319 --> 01:15:27.798 +- Like a rock... +- I know. + +1253 +01:15:27.800 --> 01:15:29.437 +...that's sinking and... + +1254 +01:15:29.439 --> 01:15:31.759 +But I'm confident of everlasting life. + +1255 +01:15:33.399 --> 01:15:36.237 +Who the fuck in their right mind +would want everlasting life? + +1256 +01:15:36.239 --> 01:15:38.199 +The endless conversation. + +1257 +01:15:42.920 --> 01:15:45.437 +Piano lessons, Nicky? +How's the fingering? + +1258 +01:15:45.439 --> 01:15:47.758 +She hit the high note, did she? + +1259 +01:15:47.760 --> 01:15:49.397 +F sharp? + +1260 +01:15:49.399 --> 01:15:51.598 +Yeah, two clowns, +one joke between you. + +1261 +01:15:51.600 --> 01:15:53.079 +Work on your fucking material. + +1262 +01:15:55.079 --> 01:15:56.718 +Something's happening over there. + +1263 +01:15:56.720 --> 01:16:00.397 +I hate him. +Hate her. Fucking wet box. + +1264 +01:16:00.399 --> 01:16:03.437 +- Can you please just be cordial? +- I know the drill. + +1265 +01:16:03.439 --> 01:16:05.998 +Smile, shake hands +and try not to call them a cunt. + +1266 +01:16:06.000 --> 01:16:07.399 +Perfect. That's perfect. + +1267 +01:16:08.319 --> 01:16:10.998 +- How many? +- 1500. + +1268 +01:16:11.000 --> 01:16:12.359 +- Dead? +- Yes. + +1269 +01:16:12.880 --> 01:16:15.798 +- I need a man with an army. +- Comrade minister. + +1270 +01:16:15.800 --> 01:16:20.037 +I found her. She's uh... +grown a little since the photograph. + +1271 +01:16:20.039 --> 01:16:22.237 +She's the size of an ostrich. No. + +1272 +01:16:22.239 --> 01:16:24.157 +Okay, can we just go back +to my original idea + +1273 +01:16:24.159 --> 01:16:26.798 +and find a girl +who looks like her but little? + +1274 +01:16:26.800 --> 01:16:29.477 +No higher than this. +Chalk it on your fucking trousers. + +1275 +01:16:29.479 --> 01:16:33.077 +Modern soldier's greatest fear. +It's not death. It's not starvation. + +1276 +01:16:33.079 --> 01:16:34.237 +It's chafing. + +1277 +01:16:34.239 --> 01:16:36.758 +And then he planted the flag +on Hitler's bunker + +1278 +01:16:36.760 --> 01:16:39.077 +or he knocked the bear out +with one punch. + +1279 +01:16:39.079 --> 01:16:42.157 +Either way, the man's a war hero. +Excuse us, please. + +1280 +01:16:42.159 --> 01:16:44.558 +Listen, it was Goebbels' bunker, +not Hitler's. + +1281 +01:16:44.560 --> 01:16:47.357 +Listen to me. I was the one +who put the trains back on. + +1282 +01:16:47.359 --> 01:16:49.077 +- Comrade General... +- Fuck off! + +1283 +01:16:49.079 --> 01:16:50.798 +Or I'll punch you into a sticky pulp. + +1284 +01:16:50.800 --> 01:16:53.037 +- Thank you. +- What the fuck were you thinking? + +1285 +01:16:53.039 --> 01:16:55.037 +I don't know, okay, but I did it. + +1286 +01:16:55.039 --> 01:16:57.798 +- And I really need your help. +- To do what? + +1287 +01:16:57.800 --> 01:16:59.477 +There's bodies fucking +piling up in the street. + +1288 +01:16:59.479 --> 01:17:00.558 +It's a bit late, isn't it. + +1289 +01:17:00.560 --> 01:17:03.037 +What if we blame this on someone... + +1290 +01:17:03.039 --> 01:17:04.838 +- Wait. +- ...who's out of control. + +1291 +01:17:04.840 --> 01:17:07.840 +Nicky, be very careful +what you say next. + +1292 +01:17:08.560 --> 01:17:09.640 +Who? + +1293 +01:17:10.920 --> 01:17:12.079 +Beria. + +1294 +01:17:13.039 --> 01:17:15.477 +I'm gonna have to report +this conversation. + +1295 +01:17:15.479 --> 01:17:17.037 +Threatening to do harm + +1296 +01:17:17.039 --> 01:17:19.798 +or obstruct any member +of the Presidium in the process of... + +1297 +01:17:19.800 --> 01:17:21.558 +Look at your fucking face. + +1298 +01:17:24.439 --> 01:17:26.237 +Nikita Khrushchev. + +1299 +01:17:26.239 --> 01:17:29.638 +- You balls like Kremlin domes. +- Stop. Be serious. Are you in? + +1300 +01:17:29.640 --> 01:17:33.317 +I'm in, I'm in. That fucker thinks +he can take on the Red Army. + +1301 +01:17:33.319 --> 01:17:37.037 +I fucked Germany. I think I can take +a flesh lump in a fucking waistcoat. + +1302 +01:17:37.039 --> 01:17:39.758 +- It's got to be tomorrow. +- Tomorrow? + +1303 +01:17:39.760 --> 01:17:41.838 +Sorry. +You busy washing your hair or what? + +1304 +01:17:41.840 --> 01:17:43.277 +Tomorrow's the funeral. + +1305 +01:17:43.279 --> 01:17:46.279 +Yeah, the day that the entire fucking +army's in town with their guns. + +1306 +01:17:47.600 --> 01:17:48.998 +That's perfect. + +1307 +01:17:49.000 --> 01:17:51.798 +But we need the Presidium on board. +Every one of them. + +1308 +01:17:51.800 --> 01:17:54.518 +Yeah, yeah, yeah... +Malenkov's a bit tricky. + +1309 +01:17:54.520 --> 01:17:57.878 +- No. We need fucking all of them. +- Well, I'll get him. + +1310 +01:18:03.840 --> 01:18:05.317 +- How many? +- 1500. + +1311 +01:18:05.319 --> 01:18:08.558 +Find Khrushchev. I want to talk +to him about his future. + +1312 +01:18:08.560 --> 01:18:10.120 +A very short conversation. + +1313 +01:18:11.439 --> 01:18:14.197 +If you could do me a favour +and just nod as I'm speaking. + +1314 +01:18:14.199 --> 01:18:16.117 +People are looking to me +for reassurance + +1315 +01:18:16.119 --> 01:18:17.718 +and I have no idea what is going on. + +1316 +01:18:17.720 --> 01:18:20.678 +We will bring the situation +under control. Order will be restored. + +1317 +01:18:20.680 --> 01:18:23.758 +This moron has restarted the trains. + +1318 +01:18:23.760 --> 01:18:27.037 +And your men pissed their pants +and killed 1500 people. + +1319 +01:18:27.039 --> 01:18:28.437 +We were controlling the crowd. + +1320 +01:18:28.439 --> 01:18:30.077 +Those people weren't +supposed to be there. + +1321 +01:18:30.079 --> 01:18:31.237 +Are you blaming the dead + +1322 +01:18:31.239 --> 01:18:32.437 +for their own death? + +1323 +01:18:32.439 --> 01:18:35.638 +I'm gonna tell you who's going to be +blamed. I am going to be blamed. + +1324 +01:18:35.640 --> 01:18:37.720 +This shit sack is going to be blamed. + +1325 +01:18:39.000 --> 01:18:40.199 +Let's get out of here. + +1326 +01:18:43.279 --> 01:18:46.518 +- Comrade, your girl. A girl. +- Ah! There you are. + +1327 +01:18:47.640 --> 01:18:49.718 +Are we ready for the balcony wave? + +1328 +01:18:49.720 --> 01:18:52.437 +Who's gonna carry the can +for this farrago of shit? + +1329 +01:18:52.439 --> 01:18:54.638 +That's easy. Khrushchev. +He put the trains back on. + +1330 +01:18:54.640 --> 01:18:56.598 +And you shot the people +getting off them. + +1331 +01:18:56.600 --> 01:18:58.277 +- Yes, he has a point. +- No, he doesn't. + +1332 +01:18:58.279 --> 01:19:00.037 +There's no point +to Nikita Khrushchev. + +1333 +01:19:00.039 --> 01:19:03.077 +Well, how about this? +We blame the security forces. + +1334 +01:19:03.079 --> 01:19:05.197 +Right? Hothead officers +on the ground. + +1335 +01:19:05.199 --> 01:19:07.077 +Sorry. I'm sorry. + +1336 +01:19:07.079 --> 01:19:09.397 +Do you still possess a working brain? + +1337 +01:19:09.399 --> 01:19:12.437 +You dumb animal. +I am the security forces + +1338 +01:19:12.439 --> 01:19:15.518 +and I'm not gonna be made the villain +for this catastrophe. + +1339 +01:19:15.520 --> 01:19:18.878 +Look, even if you do get blamed, +we close ranks. + +1340 +01:19:18.880 --> 01:19:21.437 +If anyone has a pop at you, +they have to come through us first. + +1341 +01:19:21.439 --> 01:19:24.197 +Yes, good idea. +Give me the girl. All right? + +1342 +01:19:24.199 --> 01:19:26.878 +- A lot of this is your own doing. +- You spineless rat. + +1343 +01:19:26.880 --> 01:19:29.558 +You're just a cadaver +we propped up in a corset. + +1344 +01:19:29.560 --> 01:19:31.397 +- Ohh... +- Hey, hey, easy. + +1345 +01:19:31.399 --> 01:19:34.598 +It's time all of you realised who kept +the daggers out of your backs. + +1346 +01:19:34.600 --> 01:19:37.718 +Show some fucking respect. +I... I've got... I've got... + +1347 +01:19:37.720 --> 01:19:40.157 +I've got documents. +I have documents on all of you. + +1348 +01:19:40.159 --> 01:19:41.998 +You, 13th of March, 1937. + +1349 +01:19:42.000 --> 01:19:45.317 +Zolotov trials. +Forty-two dead, 173 exiled. + +1350 +01:19:45.319 --> 01:19:47.197 +- Your signature. +- Beria, that's enough! + +1351 +01:19:47.199 --> 01:19:49.878 +Yeah, well, you signed off +the life of your own brother! + +1352 +01:19:49.880 --> 01:19:52.437 +Oh, you think that was easy? +You bastard! + +1353 +01:19:52.439 --> 01:19:53.718 +Bagrov, Gorev. + +1354 +01:19:53.720 --> 01:19:55.918 +How did your conscience +accommodate that? + +1355 +01:19:55.920 --> 01:19:59.477 +And Zykov! Zykov! +Poor blameless, guileless Zykov. + +1356 +01:19:59.479 --> 01:20:00.559 +All of you! + +1357 +01:20:01.800 --> 01:20:04.199 +All of you. +I have documents on all of you! + +1358 +01:20:04.600 --> 01:20:05.678 +I've seen what you've done. + +1359 +01:20:05.680 --> 01:20:07.437 +I know the truth. +It's all written down. + +1360 +01:20:07.439 --> 01:20:11.479 +It's all written down on a very... +on a very fucking long list! + +1361 +01:20:13.520 --> 01:20:15.600 +Just pick them up. + +1362 +01:20:17.239 --> 01:20:18.678 +Are we done? Hm? + +1363 +01:20:18.680 --> 01:20:22.317 +We will convene +tomorrow after the funeral. + +1364 +01:20:22.319 --> 01:20:24.477 +I will nominate some scapegoats. + +1365 +01:20:24.479 --> 01:20:27.357 +We can arraign a couple +of the officers who fired. + +1366 +01:20:27.359 --> 01:20:28.638 +- No harm done. +- Are you okay? + +1367 +01:20:28.640 --> 01:20:31.718 +Only comrades and friends +could shout at each other like this. + +1368 +01:20:31.720 --> 01:20:34.237 +Right, so we'll fix this +in committee, all right? + +1369 +01:20:34.239 --> 01:20:37.277 +Right, right... +He's using you, Georgy. + +1370 +01:20:37.279 --> 01:20:39.357 +He's using you +and then he's gonna kill you. + +1371 +01:20:39.359 --> 01:20:42.237 +- You saw those papers. +- What are you talking about? + +1372 +01:20:42.239 --> 01:20:45.357 +Jesus, Nicky, he was pointing at you. +He wasn't pointing at me. + +1373 +01:20:45.359 --> 01:20:46.798 +No, he said "all of you". + +1374 +01:20:46.800 --> 01:20:49.718 +No, no. +I was over there, you know? + +1375 +01:20:49.720 --> 01:20:52.638 +- And he went "all of you". +- Yeah, "all of you". + +1376 +01:20:52.640 --> 01:20:54.758 +- No, no. +- Yes. + +1377 +01:20:54.760 --> 01:20:56.678 +- "All of you." +- All of us. + +1378 +01:20:56.680 --> 01:20:59.157 +No, he said "all of you". + +1379 +01:20:59.159 --> 01:21:03.477 +You know, all of you +can kiss my Russian arse. + +1380 +01:21:03.479 --> 01:21:04.759 +All of you. + +1381 +01:21:05.680 --> 01:21:07.000 +On the balcony. Let's go. + +1382 +01:21:21.680 --> 01:21:24.237 +Why did Molotov +want to meet us at dawn? + +1383 +01:21:24.239 --> 01:21:27.237 +- Is he planning a duel? +- Said he wanted to start early. + +1384 +01:21:27.239 --> 01:21:28.399 +Murderer! + +1385 +01:21:29.159 --> 01:21:31.357 +You killed hundreds, Nicky. + +1386 +01:21:31.359 --> 01:21:33.519 +You certainly got your big funeral. + +1387 +01:21:34.279 --> 01:21:36.718 +- I'm regretting this already. +- Get in the car. + +1388 +01:21:36.720 --> 01:21:39.157 +- What? +- Can't talk. Get in the car. + +1389 +01:21:45.880 --> 01:21:48.077 +I see she moults. + +1390 +01:21:48.079 --> 01:21:50.918 +This is for hungry ears. + +1391 +01:21:50.920 --> 01:21:53.758 +The drivers. + +1392 +01:21:56.359 --> 01:21:58.159 +Let's do him in. + +1393 +01:21:58.680 --> 01:22:00.117 +- Who? +- Beria. + +1394 +01:22:00.119 --> 01:22:02.638 +The treacherous snake +brought back the bishops. + +1395 +01:22:02.640 --> 01:22:04.157 +He brought back Polina. + +1396 +01:22:04.159 --> 01:22:06.477 +He expressly ignored +all Stalin's orders. + +1397 +01:22:06.479 --> 01:22:08.799 +His men opened fire +on innocent people. + +1398 +01:22:09.680 --> 01:22:12.638 +He'll get the blame. +Clever, eh, Nicky? + +1399 +01:22:12.640 --> 01:22:14.518 +Yes, Beria is the murderer here. + +1400 +01:22:14.520 --> 01:22:17.798 +This is how the Soviet Union +was built. Not with bishops. + +1401 +01:22:17.800 --> 01:22:21.157 +Today Beria gets +an eight-foot crucifix up his arse. + +1402 +01:22:21.159 --> 01:22:23.037 +- Good. +- I've... + +1403 +01:22:23.039 --> 01:22:25.798 +I've had nightmares +that made more sense than this. + +1404 +01:22:25.800 --> 01:22:28.678 +- Now we have a majority. +- Yes, you do. + +1405 +01:22:28.680 --> 01:22:32.880 +- You two, me and Bulganin. +- Mikoyan and Malenkov. + +1406 +01:22:33.600 --> 01:22:35.998 +- No... but we still have a majority. +- No, no, no. + +1407 +01:22:36.000 --> 01:22:37.397 +Everyone in or not at all. + +1408 +01:22:37.399 --> 01:22:41.037 +Oh, come on. Slava, you just... +Dammit, you just said... + +1409 +01:22:41.039 --> 01:22:43.077 +- All in or it's off. +- No... + +1410 +01:22:43.079 --> 01:22:47.197 +This is what Stalin would have wanted. +The Committee as one. + +1411 +01:22:47.199 --> 01:22:51.277 +But you've got to act fast, comrade. +Act fast or be dead. + +1412 +01:22:51.279 --> 01:22:53.918 +Yes, Uncle Nicky's going to be dead + +1413 +01:22:53.920 --> 01:22:55.918 +if he doesn't get a move on, isn't he? + +1414 +01:22:55.920 --> 01:22:57.239 +Yes, he is. + +1415 +01:22:58.439 --> 01:23:00.039 +How's my guest? + +1416 +01:23:00.479 --> 01:23:02.639 +Yes, I'm working on my speech. +It's good. + +1417 +01:23:03.119 --> 01:23:04.279 +I've brought you something. + +1418 +01:23:06.279 --> 01:23:07.598 +No. + +1419 +01:23:07.600 --> 01:23:09.558 +I'm not drinking. +I'm using water. + +1420 +01:23:09.560 --> 01:23:11.477 +It's just to calm your nerves. + +1421 +01:23:11.479 --> 01:23:12.878 +Yes, actually, +I will need some of that. + +1422 +01:23:12.880 --> 01:23:15.400 +- No. He's not drinking. +- No, I'm not drinking. + +1423 +01:23:16.279 --> 01:23:18.998 +- How's the speech? +- Um... ba-dum-ba-dum... + +1424 +01:23:19.000 --> 01:23:20.119 +My father... + +1425 +01:23:21.600 --> 01:23:24.240 +...was a warm and mighty bear, + +1426 +01:23:24.760 --> 01:23:29.598 +and we are his 170 million +orphaned cubs. + +1427 +01:23:29.600 --> 01:23:33.558 +Russian cubs, Georgian cubs, +Armenian cubs, Lithuanian... + +1428 +01:23:33.560 --> 01:23:35.798 +We'll leave you to it. Come on. + +1429 +01:23:35.800 --> 01:23:37.718 +So, Lithuanian cubs, + +1430 +01:23:37.720 --> 01:23:40.878 +Ukrainian cubs, Moldavian cubs... + +1431 +01:23:40.880 --> 01:23:42.039 +Svetlana. + +1432 +01:23:44.439 --> 01:23:45.799 +Alexei's dead. + +1433 +01:23:50.279 --> 01:23:52.000 +15th of March, 1949. + +1434 +01:23:53.000 --> 01:23:56.477 +Attempted escape from Kolyma +with 12 others. + +1435 +01:23:56.479 --> 01:23:57.998 +Executed. I'm sorry. + +1436 +01:23:58.000 --> 01:23:59.918 +But you said you would get him back. + +1437 +01:23:59.920 --> 01:24:05.197 +Listen, it was outside my direct +control. It just wasn't possible. + +1438 +01:24:05.199 --> 01:24:07.918 +Yes, but you said that +you would attempt the impossible. + +1439 +01:24:07.920 --> 01:24:11.840 +I hate being sober. It's a terrible, +terrible mood to be in. + +1440 +01:24:13.119 --> 01:24:14.397 +Why don't we go through that speech + +1441 +01:24:14.399 --> 01:24:15.798 +- one more time? +- Sit down. + +1442 +01:24:15.800 --> 01:24:17.237 +Get off me. +I can see what you're doing. + +1443 +01:24:17.239 --> 01:24:18.639 +- I don't want to sit down. +- Sit down. + +1444 +01:24:19.399 --> 01:24:21.079 +I don't want to sit down! + +1445 +01:24:24.680 --> 01:24:29.277 +Right, many terrible things were done +in the service of the Union. + +1446 +01:24:29.279 --> 01:24:31.237 +Evidence was fabricated. + +1447 +01:24:31.239 --> 01:24:33.838 +Those who are responsible +will be found... + +1448 +01:24:33.840 --> 01:24:36.397 +And what will you do to them? +Question them to death? + +1449 +01:24:36.399 --> 01:24:37.518 +You know what I'm doing? + +1450 +01:24:37.520 --> 01:24:39.798 +I'm offering you and +that bloated soak my protection. + +1451 +01:24:39.800 --> 01:24:43.800 +- We are not children! +- You are a real listener. Thank you. + +1452 +01:24:45.079 --> 01:24:47.718 +- I am not a child. +- Yes, you are. Yes, you are. + +1453 +01:24:47.720 --> 01:24:51.838 +And I warn you, stick by my side +or you will both be beaten inside out + +1454 +01:24:51.840 --> 01:24:53.918 +and strung up +for the crows by the others. + +1455 +01:24:53.920 --> 01:24:55.157 +Why should I trust you? + +1456 +01:24:55.159 --> 01:24:57.279 +Because I'm the only one +who's telling you. + +1457 +01:24:58.720 --> 01:25:00.000 +Trust no-one. + +1458 +01:25:11.119 --> 01:25:14.798 +Georgy, Georgy. +Georgy, we have to act today. + +1459 +01:25:14.800 --> 01:25:16.157 +Act, you limpet? + +1460 +01:25:16.159 --> 01:25:19.798 +Act sombre, act respectful +like the rest of us, please. + +1461 +01:25:19.800 --> 01:25:21.758 +Do you understand +how important this is? + +1462 +01:25:21.760 --> 01:25:23.878 +- Would you... +- Places, comrades, please. + +1463 +01:25:23.880 --> 01:25:26.037 +Form up either side of the... +Comrade, thank you very much. + +1464 +01:25:26.039 --> 01:25:28.277 +If you could join +your comrades over here. + +1465 +01:25:28.279 --> 01:25:29.559 +- Thank you. +- Damn it. + +1466 +01:25:35.199 --> 01:25:37.317 +All right, guys, come on. Lift it up. + +1467 +01:25:37.319 --> 01:25:39.518 +- That's it. +- Come on. Let's go. + +1468 +01:25:39.520 --> 01:25:40.678 +- Which foot? +- Left foot. + +1469 +01:25:40.680 --> 01:25:42.077 +I don't have a good balance. + +1470 +01:25:42.079 --> 01:25:43.397 +Okay. Yes. + +1471 +01:25:43.399 --> 01:25:45.079 +Ooh. Argh. + +1472 +01:25:48.640 --> 01:25:50.638 +Georgy... + +1473 +01:25:50.640 --> 01:25:53.838 +Not now. God sakes. + +1474 +01:25:55.520 --> 01:25:59.520 +- Georgy, we really have to talk. +- Shut up. Have some respect. + +1475 +01:26:00.119 --> 01:26:02.838 +- Is Malenkov on board? +- Yes, 100 percent. + +1476 +01:26:02.840 --> 01:26:04.477 +Saddle up, cowboy. + +1477 +01:26:04.479 --> 01:26:08.357 +- Is Malenkov with us? +- Trust me, 100 percent. + +1478 +01:26:08.359 --> 01:26:09.758 +Yes! + +1479 +01:26:09.760 --> 01:26:12.598 +- So you're on board, then, Molotov? +- Yeah. + +1480 +01:26:12.600 --> 01:26:14.758 +Okay. You've got me, then, Nicky. + +1481 +01:26:14.760 --> 01:26:18.237 +Put your dancing shoes on. + +1482 +01:26:18.239 --> 01:26:20.840 +- Which way shall I... +- Left. + +1483 +01:26:21.600 --> 01:26:22.878 +All right. + +1484 +01:26:22.880 --> 01:26:26.239 +Okay, let's go and catch +a pig for the pot. + +1485 +01:26:27.560 --> 01:26:31.718 +Stalin's love of the nation +was unwavering. + +1486 +01:26:31.720 --> 01:26:36.798 +So must we now take +our unwavering pain, + +1487 +01:26:36.800 --> 01:26:40.357 +our unwavering love, + +1488 +01:26:40.359 --> 01:26:45.918 +and with it build an unwavering, +unwavering... future. + +1489 +01:26:45.920 --> 01:26:47.918 +Guns, please, gentlemen. + +1490 +01:26:47.920 --> 01:26:51.197 +Take good care of this. +Don't want it going off. + +1491 +01:26:51.199 --> 01:26:55.477 +Today we pause. +We pause in grief and sorrow. + +1492 +01:26:55.479 --> 01:26:59.119 +But is not a pause in itself +part of the revolution? + +1493 +01:27:03.840 --> 01:27:05.117 +I think it is. + +1494 +01:27:05.119 --> 01:27:07.037 +Okay, let's tango. + +1495 +01:27:07.039 --> 01:27:08.758 +You heard him, gentlemen. Let's go. + +1496 +01:27:08.760 --> 01:27:11.117 +We must embrace our terrible loss + +1497 +01:27:11.119 --> 01:27:13.760 +with the strength and love +for our nation... + +1498 +01:27:14.479 --> 01:27:17.037 +that Stalin himself held + +1499 +01:27:17.039 --> 01:27:18.479 +in his mighty heart. + +1500 +01:27:20.399 --> 01:27:21.639 +Check the stalls. + +1501 +01:27:23.399 --> 01:27:26.037 +We promise you rights and liberties... + +1502 +01:27:26.039 --> 01:27:28.638 +bread... and peace. + +1503 +01:27:31.119 --> 01:27:34.479 +My father +was a great social scientist. + +1504 +01:27:35.079 --> 01:27:38.317 +But we, +the people of the Soviet Union, + +1505 +01:27:38.319 --> 01:27:40.399 +are not laboratory animals. + +1506 +01:27:42.800 --> 01:27:45.640 +We are all but cubs. + +1507 +01:27:46.439 --> 01:27:48.197 +Russian cubs, + +1508 +01:27:48.199 --> 01:27:50.277 +Georgian cubs, + +1509 +01:27:50.279 --> 01:27:52.638 +Armenian cubs, + +1510 +01:27:52.640 --> 01:27:54.477 +Lithuanian cubs... + +1511 +01:27:54.479 --> 01:27:57.039 +Latvian cubs... + +1512 +01:27:57.600 --> 01:27:59.760 +Estonian cubs. + +1513 +01:28:08.239 --> 01:28:10.718 +- Very good speech, Lavrenti. +- Thank you. + +1514 +01:28:10.720 --> 01:28:13.437 +Yes, "bread and peace". +I knew it would work. + +1515 +01:28:14.600 --> 01:28:15.880 +It was between "peace" and "sausages". + +1516 +01:28:16.520 --> 01:28:20.280 +Both good things, but you know +where you are with a sausage. + +1517 +01:28:21.159 --> 01:28:25.277 +Your name rings out. +Malenkov the hero. Good lad. + +1518 +01:28:25.279 --> 01:28:27.237 +Vasily's face +when the planes flew over. + +1519 +01:28:28.399 --> 01:28:30.598 +Should have strafed the little shit. + +1520 +01:28:30.600 --> 01:28:33.477 +Poor Vasily. I sometimes wonder +if he's meant for this world. + +1521 +01:28:33.479 --> 01:28:36.397 +I salute you, Top Boy, +and I salute your haircut. + +1522 +01:28:36.399 --> 01:28:38.439 +- Goodnight, Vienna. +- Georgy. + +1523 +01:28:40.159 --> 01:28:42.197 +Action is gonna be taken +at the meeting. + +1524 +01:28:42.199 --> 01:28:43.359 +Action? What action? + +1525 +01:28:44.520 --> 01:28:47.240 +Is this why everyone is treating me +like they wanna fuck my sister? + +1526 +01:28:48.439 --> 01:28:50.878 +Zhukov has everybody on board +against Beria. + +1527 +01:28:50.880 --> 01:28:52.558 +- When I heard that, I agreed too. +- Yes, yes. + +1528 +01:28:52.560 --> 01:28:57.317 +But Zhukov... +is not governing the Soviet Union. + +1529 +01:28:57.319 --> 01:29:00.477 +I am governing the Soviet Union. + +1530 +01:29:00.479 --> 01:29:02.277 +- Do you understand that? +- Yes. + +1531 +01:29:02.279 --> 01:29:05.518 +Now, I like him and I'll be happy +to listen to what he has to say. + +1532 +01:29:05.520 --> 01:29:07.798 +You'll definitely have a chance +to talk to him. + +1533 +01:29:07.800 --> 01:29:11.197 +Perhaps what we can do +is give Beria a slight demotion, + +1534 +01:29:11.199 --> 01:29:13.559 +I don't know, Ministry for Fisheries. + +1535 +01:29:15.920 --> 01:29:19.359 +All right, boys. +Meet your dates for tonight. + +1536 +01:29:19.920 --> 01:29:21.480 +I'll take the tall blonde. + +1537 +01:29:23.600 --> 01:29:26.037 +Comrades, time to set aside our grief + +1538 +01:29:26.039 --> 01:29:29.878 +and begin to write the next chapter +of our great history. + +1539 +01:29:29.880 --> 01:29:31.718 +- Comrade Malenkov... +- Proceed. + +1540 +01:29:31.720 --> 01:29:34.317 +Item one, the unfortunate events +of yesterday evening. + +1541 +01:29:34.319 --> 01:29:37.918 +It's clear that the regrettable deaths +of so many citizens... + +1542 +01:29:37.920 --> 01:29:41.397 +Comrades. Comrades, +I would like to propose a new agenda. + +1543 +01:29:41.399 --> 01:29:43.878 +Item one, +the conduct of Comrade Beria. + +1544 +01:29:43.880 --> 01:29:46.277 +Seconded. Time to take stock. + +1545 +01:29:46.279 --> 01:29:48.558 +If you have +a serious proposal, comrade, + +1546 +01:29:48.560 --> 01:29:49.918 +I suggest "Any Other Business". + +1547 +01:29:49.920 --> 01:29:51.437 +I accuse Comrade Beria + +1548 +01:29:51.439 --> 01:29:53.477 +of centralising power +within his Ministry + +1549 +01:29:53.479 --> 01:29:55.518 +at the expense of the Party +and Central Committee... + +1550 +01:29:55.520 --> 01:29:58.197 +- There's no tabled motion. +- ...betraying the Soviet Union. + +1551 +01:29:58.199 --> 01:30:00.918 +I deplore this wanton +breach of protocol. Georgy. + +1552 +01:30:00.920 --> 01:30:03.638 +Breach, my arse! +This is an ad hoc motion. + +1553 +01:30:03.640 --> 01:30:06.558 +It will end very badly for you. +Georgy, Georgy! + +1554 +01:30:06.560 --> 01:30:08.998 +Georgy, press the button +underneath the desk. + +1555 +01:30:09.000 --> 01:30:11.077 +- Press the button, Georgy. +- What button? + +1556 +01:30:11.079 --> 01:30:13.000 +- Arrest that madman. +- Where's the button? + +1557 +01:30:15.359 --> 01:30:17.518 +Good luck, ladies. + +1558 +01:30:17.520 --> 01:30:18.878 +Guards! + +1559 +01:30:21.600 --> 01:30:22.678 +Guards! + +1560 +01:30:22.680 --> 01:30:24.477 +Hands up or +I'll shoot you in the face. + +1561 +01:30:24.479 --> 01:30:25.838 +Guards! + +1562 +01:30:25.840 --> 01:30:27.317 +Oh, shit. + +1563 +01:30:27.319 --> 01:30:28.920 +- Guards! +- Oi! + +1564 +01:30:32.279 --> 01:30:34.239 +Want a job done properly, +you call the army. + +1565 +01:30:34.760 --> 01:30:36.237 +Take his belt off. + +1566 +01:30:36.239 --> 01:30:37.998 +It's hard to run away +with your pants falling down. + +1567 +01:30:38.000 --> 01:30:40.518 +If you want to talk to General Zhukov, +now's your opportunity. + +1568 +01:30:40.520 --> 01:30:43.160 +Spit it out, Georgy. +Staging a coup here. + +1569 +01:30:43.720 --> 01:30:45.437 +He's got a knife by his ankle. + +1570 +01:30:45.439 --> 01:30:48.237 +- You're a disgrace. +- Give his head a good kicking. + +1571 +01:30:48.239 --> 01:30:50.277 +- Make you feel better. +- All in good time. + +1572 +01:30:50.279 --> 01:30:55.838 +Oh, I'm gonna enjoy peeling the skin +from your self-satisfied face. + +1573 +01:30:55.840 --> 01:30:58.397 +Not with that, you won't. +Come on, then. + +1574 +01:31:04.119 --> 01:31:05.920 +Sorry, comrades. + +1575 +01:31:06.439 --> 01:31:08.197 +- Wrong room. +- Aslanov. + +1576 +01:31:08.199 --> 01:31:09.998 +- Go and kill them. +- Kobulov. + +1577 +01:31:10.000 --> 01:31:11.357 +- Shall we? +- Yes, right. + +1578 +01:31:11.359 --> 01:31:13.119 +Let's do this. +Georgy, come on, now. + +1579 +01:31:13.760 --> 01:31:15.560 +Suit doesn't really work +without this belt. + +1580 +01:31:23.359 --> 01:31:24.479 +Oh, shit. + +1581 +01:31:28.479 --> 01:31:30.998 +Third door on the left. On the left. + +1582 +01:31:31.000 --> 01:31:33.037 +I have been picturing this moment + +1583 +01:31:33.039 --> 01:31:35.399 +every day for the last three decades. + +1584 +01:31:36.720 --> 01:31:39.317 +Arrest the staff. +Arrest all Beria's staff. + +1585 +01:31:39.319 --> 01:31:41.678 +Check the bedrooms. + +1586 +01:31:41.680 --> 01:31:43.638 +Come out. You're safe. +This way. Come out this way. + +1587 +01:31:43.640 --> 01:31:45.277 +You're safe. Come out. + +1588 +01:31:45.279 --> 01:31:47.319 +- You, take her down. +- This way. + +1589 +01:31:49.640 --> 01:31:51.558 +Is this magisterial +enough for you all? + +1590 +01:31:51.560 --> 01:31:53.558 +This charade? This is a lavatory! + +1591 +01:31:53.560 --> 01:31:56.518 +Well, you should feel at home, then, +you little coil of shit. + +1592 +01:31:56.520 --> 01:31:57.598 +Fuck me. + +1593 +01:31:57.600 --> 01:32:00.998 +Georgy's eyes really do follow +you round the crapper. It's weird. + +1594 +01:32:01.000 --> 01:32:03.157 +Why did they hang a picture +of my grandmother in here? + +1595 +01:32:04.760 --> 01:32:07.117 +This is madness. +This is madness. + +1596 +01:32:07.119 --> 01:32:09.838 +- He deserves a trial. +- He'll get a trial. Take it easy. + +1597 +01:32:09.840 --> 01:32:12.518 +Georgy! +Can't even look me in the eye. + +1598 +01:32:12.520 --> 01:32:15.117 +- Guilt. Guilty, all of you. +- Say nothing. + +1599 +01:32:15.119 --> 01:32:18.558 +Georgy, you'll get over it. +I did. Took me about five minutes. + +1600 +01:32:18.560 --> 01:32:21.598 +H-How long before the army's here? +We're in complete limbo now. + +1601 +01:32:21.600 --> 01:32:24.918 +Not long. We have to wait +for the NKVD to leave the Kremlin. + +1602 +01:32:24.920 --> 01:32:29.117 +In that case, if nobody objects, +I'm going to spend a kopeck. + +1603 +01:32:29.119 --> 01:32:30.800 +It's the excitement, I think. + +1604 +01:32:34.199 --> 01:32:35.638 +Right, hold your fire. + +1605 +01:32:35.640 --> 01:32:38.157 +Hold your fire. Hold your fire! + +1606 +01:32:38.159 --> 01:32:40.199 +The army's back. +Did you miss us? + +1607 +01:32:43.479 --> 01:32:45.519 +- Take their weapons. +- Come on, this way. + +1608 +01:32:48.399 --> 01:32:51.759 +All right, Judy Garland, +boys and girls. It's showtime. + +1609 +01:32:54.119 --> 01:32:55.237 +Georgy. + +1610 +01:32:55.239 --> 01:32:58.558 +- Georgy, you have to sign this now. +- No. No. + +1611 +01:32:58.560 --> 01:33:01.560 +No. He deserves a fair trial. +He's one of us. + +1612 +01:33:03.520 --> 01:33:06.197 +What about Tukhachevsky +and Piatakov? + +1613 +01:33:06.199 --> 01:33:07.838 +Did they get a trial? + +1614 +01:33:07.840 --> 01:33:09.680 +What about Sokolnikov? + +1615 +01:33:10.159 --> 01:33:12.397 +Who begged him to look after +his elderly mother. + +1616 +01:33:12.399 --> 01:33:15.519 +And what did this monster do? +He strangled her in front of him. + +1617 +01:33:17.520 --> 01:33:18.680 +It's too late. + +1618 +01:33:19.239 --> 01:33:22.800 +The only choice we have +is between his death or his revenge. + +1619 +01:33:23.840 --> 01:33:25.680 +And you will fucking sign this. + +1620 +01:33:38.079 --> 01:33:39.519 +I want it to go on record: + +1621 +01:33:40.159 --> 01:33:42.079 +this was not my first +course of action. + +1622 +01:33:45.079 --> 01:33:47.000 +Stalin would be loving this. + +1623 +01:33:52.680 --> 01:33:54.920 +Through the door. + +1624 +01:33:57.359 --> 01:34:00.357 +- Get the table. +- Let me through. + +1625 +01:34:00.359 --> 01:34:02.759 +Sit him down here. Sit him down. + +1626 +01:34:03.640 --> 01:34:06.718 +- All right, all right. +- This... This is a travesty! + +1627 +01:34:06.720 --> 01:34:09.678 +You are all witnesses to a criminal... +criminal travesty. + +1628 +01:34:09.680 --> 01:34:11.798 +Come on! + +1629 +01:34:11.800 --> 01:34:14.598 +I demand... I demand... Fuck you! + +1630 +01:34:14.600 --> 01:34:17.197 +I demand my rights under Article... + +1631 +01:34:17.199 --> 01:34:20.437 +- Will you stop banging? +- Read it, Georgy. + +1632 +01:34:20.439 --> 01:34:22.197 +- Here's your trial. +- Spit it out. + +1633 +01:34:22.199 --> 01:34:24.638 +- Marshal? +- Comrade General Secretary! + +1634 +01:34:24.640 --> 01:34:27.037 +- Get on with it! +- Read it. + +1635 +01:34:27.039 --> 01:34:29.397 +You're judging me! +You're judging me! + +1636 +01:34:29.399 --> 01:34:30.598 +- I judge you! +- Fuck you! + +1637 +01:34:30.600 --> 01:34:34.117 +I judge you! +I judge all of you. All of you. + +1638 +01:34:34.119 --> 01:34:36.277 +- Where's the logic? +- Nicky, read it. + +1639 +01:34:36.279 --> 01:34:37.638 +Would you like me to read it for you? + +1640 +01:34:37.640 --> 01:34:39.998 +- Read it, Nicky. +- Come on, Nicky, read it. + +1641 +01:34:40.000 --> 01:34:41.918 +"You are accused + +1642 +01:34:41.920 --> 01:34:44.037 +"of using your position +as Minister of the Interior + +1643 +01:34:44.039 --> 01:34:46.317 +- "to plot against the Soviet Union... +- Traitor! + +1644 +01:34:46.319 --> 01:34:50.117 +...with the goal of forwarding +the interests of foreign powers." + +1645 +01:34:50.119 --> 01:34:52.638 +Foreign powers? +Which one, the fucking moon? + +1646 +01:34:52.640 --> 01:34:55.998 +"You are also accused +of 347 counts of rape, + +1647 +01:34:56.000 --> 01:34:59.758 +"of sexual deviancy +and bourgeois immorality + +1648 +01:34:59.760 --> 01:35:03.678 +and acts of perversion with children +as young as seven years old." + +1649 +01:35:03.680 --> 01:35:05.237 +Exotic for old Beria! + +1650 +01:35:05.239 --> 01:35:07.237 +Seven years old! + +1651 +01:35:07.239 --> 01:35:10.077 +Rapists! Rapists! You are the rapists! + +1652 +01:35:10.079 --> 01:35:11.798 +Error! Error! Error! + +1653 +01:35:11.800 --> 01:35:13.838 +- Get on with it. +- "Petra Nikova, aged 13. + +1654 +01:35:13.840 --> 01:35:18.437 +"Nadia Ranova, aged 14. +Magya Holovic, aged seven." + +1655 +01:35:18.439 --> 01:35:20.518 +Would you like to read +the list yourself? + +1656 +01:35:20.520 --> 01:35:24.317 +"You are accused of treason +and anti-Soviet behaviour. + +1657 +01:35:24.319 --> 01:35:27.357 +The court finds you guilty +and sentences you to be shot." + +1658 +01:35:27.359 --> 01:35:29.758 +I rescind that. + +1659 +01:35:29.760 --> 01:35:31.357 +Take him out. + +1660 +01:35:31.359 --> 01:35:32.599 +No, please! + +1661 +01:35:33.199 --> 01:35:35.758 +Please, don't shoot me! +Don't hurt me. + +1662 +01:35:35.760 --> 01:35:38.598 +Shoot him! + +1663 +01:35:38.600 --> 01:35:40.277 +Get him out. Come on! + +1664 +01:35:40.279 --> 01:35:42.319 +Get out of here... + +1665 +01:35:45.279 --> 01:35:46.559 +Well, that's got it done. + +1666 +01:35:48.720 --> 01:35:50.159 +Come on, have a look. + +1667 +01:35:51.720 --> 01:35:52.878 +Come on. + +1668 +01:35:52.880 --> 01:35:54.918 +This is for us. +This is for the people. + +1669 +01:35:54.920 --> 01:35:56.440 +Everybody happy? Proper dead? + +1670 +01:35:56.920 --> 01:36:00.197 +- Ruined everything, Lavrenti. +- Come on, get him up. + +1671 +01:36:00.199 --> 01:36:02.237 +Fuck off back to Georgia, deadboy. + +1672 +01:36:02.239 --> 01:36:04.157 +- On the rocks. +- It was shit knowing you. + +1673 +01:36:04.159 --> 01:36:05.239 +Who's got a light? + +1674 +01:36:06.479 --> 01:36:07.679 +Get the cans. + +1675 +01:36:10.720 --> 01:36:12.119 +I wish the old man +could have seen this. + +1676 +01:36:16.199 --> 01:36:17.319 +That'll do. + +1677 +01:36:22.359 --> 01:36:23.880 +Fucking hell. + +1678 +01:36:25.000 --> 01:36:28.079 +I'm knackered. +It's been a busy old week. + +1679 +01:36:28.600 --> 01:36:32.197 +You see? Old Molotov's +still got some scheming left in him. + +1680 +01:36:36.920 --> 01:36:39.157 +I will bury you in history. + +1681 +01:36:39.159 --> 01:36:42.437 +- You hear me, you fat fucker? +- That's enough. + +1682 +01:36:42.439 --> 01:36:43.879 +That's enough. Come on, now. + +1683 +01:36:45.119 --> 01:36:48.199 +You smell like rendered horse, +you burning arsehole. + +1684 +01:36:50.359 --> 01:36:52.359 +That's how you deal with a problem, +isn't it? + +1685 +01:36:54.920 --> 01:36:56.277 +I'm sorry you had to be here. + +1686 +01:36:56.279 --> 01:36:59.197 +I hope you didn't tell Beria that +he was going to be safe from harm. + +1687 +01:36:59.199 --> 01:37:02.838 +You will be safe, okay? +Vasily, too. If you listen to me. + +1688 +01:37:02.840 --> 01:37:05.117 +Why wouldn't we be safe? + +1689 +01:37:05.119 --> 01:37:07.397 +- What are you talking about? +- Just be quiet now. + +1690 +01:37:07.399 --> 01:37:10.039 +- I refuse to be quiet every time... +- Just shut up! + +1691 +01:37:12.560 --> 01:37:15.039 +Vasily stays here in Russia +where we can take care of him. + +1692 +01:37:16.479 --> 01:37:17.679 +Read it. + +1693 +01:37:18.439 --> 01:37:19.599 +Vienna? + +1694 +01:37:24.279 --> 01:37:26.437 +- If I stayed, I could contain Vasily. +- No. No. + +1695 +01:37:26.439 --> 01:37:29.277 +No, you go to Vienna. He stays. + +1696 +01:37:29.279 --> 01:37:31.277 +We can't have a drunken madman + +1697 +01:37:31.279 --> 01:37:33.317 +spreading conspiracy theories +all over the world. + +1698 +01:37:33.319 --> 01:37:35.437 +- He's not... He's not bad. +- Listen to me. + +1699 +01:37:35.439 --> 01:37:38.479 +- He's just ill. +- No. No. + +1700 +01:37:40.800 --> 01:37:42.320 +You understand what's going on? + +1701 +01:37:44.359 --> 01:37:47.119 +This is how people get killed, +when their stories don't fit. + +1702 +01:37:49.800 --> 01:37:50.920 +Safe travels. + +1703 +01:37:55.319 --> 01:37:56.719 +I never thought it would be you. + +1704 +01:38:04.039 --> 01:38:05.439 +Now we can turn the corner. + +1705 +01:38:06.279 --> 01:38:09.599 +Yeah. +Put all the bloodshed behind us. + +1706 +01:38:15.920 --> 01:38:17.640 +I'm worried about Malenkov, though. + +1707 +01:38:20.159 --> 01:38:21.359 +Can we trust him? + +1708 +01:38:21.920 --> 01:38:23.720 +Can you ever trust a weak man? + +1709 +01:39:33.385 --> 01:39:38.385 +Subtitles by explosiveskull +