diff --git a/drama/templates/errors/401.html b/drama/templates/errors/401.html
index 29fdf9ac8..184e59bc0 100644
--- a/drama/templates/errors/401.html
+++ b/drama/templates/errors/401.html
@@ -14,7 +14,7 @@
 			<i class="fad fa-chess-rook text-muted mb-5" style="font-size: 5rem;"></i>
 
 			<h1 class="h5">401 Not Authorized</h1>
-			<p class="text-muted mb-5">You need to log in if you want to get into this castle.</p>
+			<p class="text-muted mb-5">What you're trying to do requires an account. I think. The original error message said something about a castle and I hated that.</p>
 			<div><a href="/signup" class="btn btn-primary mb-2">Create an account</a></div>
 			<div><a href="/login" class="text-muted text-small">Or sign in</a></div>
 		</div>
diff --git a/drama/templates/errors/402.html b/drama/templates/errors/402.html
index 837566d0a..b30072f4d 100644
--- a/drama/templates/errors/402.html
+++ b/drama/templates/errors/402.html
@@ -12,9 +12,9 @@
 	<div class="text-center px-3 my-8">
 			<i class="fad fa-sack-dollar text-muted mb-5" style="font-size: 5rem;"></i>
 			<h1 class="h5">402 Payment Required</h1>
-			<p class="text-muted mb-5">The royal bank has told us that you owe them some coin. You'll need to pay off your debts before you can continue.</p>
+			<p class="text-muted mb-5">You should NEVER SEE THIS PAGE. It's about Ruqqus microtransactions. But no one deleted it from the github thing so I assume it has to continue existing for a reason. If you do see this page, you did something wrong.</p>
 			<div><a href="/settings/premium" class="btn btn-primary">Go to Coin settings</a></div>
 		</div>
 	</div>
 </div>
-{% endblock %}
\ No newline at end of file
+{% endblock %}
diff --git a/drama/templates/errors/403.html b/drama/templates/errors/403.html
index b6ae227e6..078d7cce8 100644
--- a/drama/templates/errors/403.html
+++ b/drama/templates/errors/403.html
@@ -12,9 +12,9 @@
 	<div class="text-center px-3 my-8">
 			<i class="fad fa-hat-witch text-muted mb-5" style="font-size: 5rem;"></i>
 			<h1 class="h5">403 Forbidden</h1>
-			<p class="text-muted mb-5">Our security warlocks have cast an impenetrable shield spell around this page.</p>
+			<p class="text-muted mb-5">YOU AREN'T WELCOME HERE GO AWAY</p>
 			<div><a href="/" class="btn btn-primary">Go to frontpage</a></div>
 		</div>
 	</div>
 </div>
-{% endblock %}
\ No newline at end of file
+{% endblock %}