diff --git a/files/assets/css/main.css b/files/assets/css/main.css
index 9283cffaf..964bae5eb 100644
--- a/files/assets/css/main.css
+++ b/files/assets/css/main.css
@@ -6685,6 +6685,37 @@ g {
     font-style: italic !important;
 }
 
+.sharpen-0:after {
+	background: url("/i/sharpen/0.webp?x=6");
+}
+.sharpen-1:after {
+	background: url("/i/sharpen/1.webp?x=6");
+}
+.sharpen-2:after {
+	background: url("/i/sharpen/2.webp?x=6");
+}
+.sharpen-3:after {
+	background: url("/i/sharpen/3.webp?x=6");
+}
+.sharpen-4:after {
+	background: url("/i/sharpen/4.webp?x=6");
+}
+.sharpen-5:after {
+	background: url("/i/sharpen/5.webp?x=6");
+}
+.sharpen-6:after {
+	background: url("/i/sharpen/6.webp?x=6");
+}
+.sharpen-7:after {
+	background: url("/i/sharpen/7.webp?x=6");
+}
+.sharpen-8:after {
+	background: url("/i/sharpen/8.webp?x=6");
+}
+.sharpen-9:after {
+	background: url("/i/sharpen/9.webp?x=6");
+}
+
 .rainbow-text:not(a) > p {
 	color: transparent !important;
 }
diff --git a/files/assets/images/sharpen/0.webp b/files/assets/images/sharpen/0.webp
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diff --git a/files/assets/images/sharpen/1.webp b/files/assets/images/sharpen/1.webp
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index 000000000..18895a4ea
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diff --git a/files/assets/images/sharpen/2.webp b/files/assets/images/sharpen/2.webp
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index 000000000..4972d2ada
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diff --git a/files/assets/images/sharpen/3.webp b/files/assets/images/sharpen/3.webp
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index 000000000..0b742007a
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diff --git a/files/assets/images/sharpen/4.webp b/files/assets/images/sharpen/4.webp
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index 000000000..fd9c561ac
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diff --git a/files/assets/images/sharpen/5.webp b/files/assets/images/sharpen/5.webp
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index 000000000..c7e3e6416
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diff --git a/files/assets/images/sharpen/6.webp b/files/assets/images/sharpen/6.webp
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index 000000000..407d39fcf
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diff --git a/files/assets/images/sharpen/7.webp b/files/assets/images/sharpen/7.webp
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index 000000000..6ea5f021b
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diff --git a/files/assets/images/sharpen/8.webp b/files/assets/images/sharpen/8.webp
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index 000000000..e5b6c83ce
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diff --git a/files/assets/images/sharpen/9.webp b/files/assets/images/sharpen/9.webp
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index 000000000..f5539562e
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diff --git a/files/helpers/regex.py b/files/helpers/regex.py
index 57c56e2b3..db522b57a 100644
--- a/files/helpers/regex.py
+++ b/files/helpers/regex.py
@@ -93,11 +93,11 @@ based_regex = re.compile('(?<=^|(?<=\s))(based)(?=$|\n|\s|[.?!,])', flags=re.I|r
 #match "Xpilled". To be turned into "X vibes". Note that "X" is in group 2, "ed" in group 3
 x_pilled_regex = re.compile('(?<=^|(?<=\s))(([a-zA-Z]+)pill(ed)?)(?=$|\n|\s|[.?!,])', flags=re.I|re.A)
 #match "Xmaxxx". To be turned into "normalize good Xs". Note that "X" is in group 2, "s" (after X) in group 3
-xmax_regex = re.compile('(?<=^|(?<=\s))(([a-zA-Z]+?)(s)?max*)(?=$|\n|\s|[.?!,])', flags=re.I|re.A)
+xmax_regex = re.compile('(?<=^|(?<=\s))(([a-zA-Z]+?)(s)?max+)(?=$|\n|\s|[.?!,])', flags=re.I|re.A)
 #same as above, except "Xmaxxed" this time (b/c I have crippling OCD and "normalized" isn't "normalize" + "ed") :marseyrage:
-xmaxed_regex = re.compile('(?<=^|(?<=\s))(([a-zA-Z]+?)(s)?max*ed)(?=$|\n|\s|[.?!,])', flags=re.I|re.A)
+xmaxed_regex = re.compile('(?<=^|(?<=\s))(([a-zA-Z]+?)(s)?max+ed)(?=$|\n|\s|[.?!,])', flags=re.I|re.A)
 #same as above, except "Xmaxxing" this time
-xmaxing_regex = re.compile('(?<=^|(?<=\s))(([a-zA-Z]+?)(s)?max*ing)(?=$|\n|\s|[.?!,])', flags=re.I|re.A)
+xmaxing_regex = re.compile('(?<=^|(?<=\s))(([a-zA-Z]+?)(s)?max+ing)(?=$|\n|\s|[.?!,])', flags=re.I|re.A)
 initial_part_regex = re.compile('(?<=^)(>+)', flags=re.I|re.A)
 
 #matches "the" or is, but only if it is not followed by "fucking". https://regex101.com/r/yxuYsQ/2
diff --git a/files/templates/comments.html b/files/templates/comments.html
index dfbb6c058..753b06fd6 100644
--- a/files/templates/comments.html
+++ b/files/templates/comments.html
@@ -246,7 +246,7 @@
 			{% endif %}
 
 			{% set realbody = c.realbody(v) %}
-			<div id="comment-text-{{c.id}}" class="comment-text mb-0 {% if c.chudded %}text-uppercase chud-img chud-{{c.id_last_num}}{% endif %} {% if c.author.rainbow %}rainbow-text{% endif %} {%if c.author.queen%}queen{%endif%} {%if c.author.sharpen%}sharpen{%endif%}">
+			<div id="comment-text-{{c.id}}" class="comment-text mb-0 {% if c.chudded %}text-uppercase chud-img chud-{{c.id_last_num}}{% endif %} {% if c.author.rainbow %}rainbow-text{% endif %} {%if c.author.queen%}queen{%endif%} {%if c.author.sharpen%}sharpen chud-img sharpen-{{c.id_last_num}}{%endif%}">
 				{{realbody | safe}}
 			</div>
 			{% if c.parent_post or c.wall_user_id %}
diff --git a/files/templates/post.html b/files/templates/post.html
index 8ea6e3213..cd805245e 100644
--- a/files/templates/post.html
+++ b/files/templates/post.html
@@ -117,7 +117,7 @@
 						{% endif %}
 
 
-						<div id="post-text" class="{% if p.chudded %}text-uppercase chud-img chud-{{p.id_last_num}}{% endif %} {% if p.author.rainbow %}rainbow-text{% endif %} {%if p.author.queen%}queen{%endif%} {%if p.author.sharpen%}sharpen{%endif%}">
+						<div id="post-text" class="{% if p.chudded %}text-uppercase chud-img chud-{{p.id_last_num}}{% endif %} {% if p.author.rainbow %}rainbow-text{% endif %} {%if p.author.queen%}queen{%endif%} {%if p.author.sharpen%}sharpen chud-img sharpen-{{p.id_last_num}}{%endif%}">
 							{% if p.is_image %}
 								<div class="row no-gutters mb-4">
 									<div class="col">