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Ay! Poor people what’s up tho?
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I bet you’re pussy smells like poverty.
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I bet your pussy smells like poverty.
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Rape inbound, figure it out dude.
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@ -554,4 +554,46 @@ I bet getting lit and uhh things happen.. Anal? Let me get in there.
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If you could just die a little bit and let me sniff you.. like come on.. that’s romantic..
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Ay give me some of that yum yum sauce on my stream dude, let’s go. Hey dude, I will give you so much money if you jerk off right now and cum on my stream, dude.. That would be the most lit stream of all time dude. Let it happen. Thousand dollar donation motherfuckers, nut on my stream there avalanche ass bitch.. What are you talking about, dude.. why aren’t you jerking off right now dude? Preheat that oven, dude.. I’ll get banned it will be the end of my career but fuck it dude.. Retirement hype. Let’s go, ayoo. You better turn the butter mixer dude, let’s go. Cum on my stream a lil bit.
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Ay give me some of that yum yum sauce on my stream dude, let’s go. Hey dude, I will give you so much money if you jerk off right now and cum on my stream, dude.. That would be the most lit stream of all time dude. Let it happen. Thousand dollar donation motherfuckers, nut on my stream there avalanche ass bitch.. What are you talking about, dude.. why aren’t you jerking off right now dude? Preheat that oven, dude.. I’ll get banned it will be the end of my career but fuck it dude.. Retirement hype. Let’s go, ayoo. You better turn the butter mixer dude, let’s go. Cum on my stream a lil bit.
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I love you that’s why I was pretending to be a fag.. FOR YOU.. that’s how much I love you.
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I mean if a dude got some Jcups, whatup? Like what, let’s go. LMNOP.
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If I don’t love Bec than I’m obviously a fag.
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I don’t want you to cry, babe. I will fake being with dudes so you know that I’ll “baby come back. I’m sorry but I’ll go to hell and back.
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Ok.. first off I’m not a fag.. I’m not a fag.. I know fag is a bad word whatever, Fag. But like it’s not because I’m obviously not.
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We’ve been a lot of places with weird dudes.. and I just didn’t even give a fuck.. I don’t give a fuck about dudes, right? I give a fuck about you and I love you.
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Oh, all of a sudden I’m the fuckin’ black guy.
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You about to be bi?
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I’m not gay.. Fuck you.. I just said I’m gay cause I love you so much and the only way I could look at anyone else is if I’m gay again.. Fag.. Fuck you.. I just profess my love so much that I’d be gay for you and you threw that back into my face.. Fag.. I’m trying to profess my love to you dude.
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Ay, what do you want there little guy?
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She’s hot, dude. You like my car dude? I like it. My balls don’t have no STDs, Ayoo.
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What am I doing wrong, dude. Fuckin’ shit.
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I’ll fuckin’ kill you dude. Fuck you, dude.. Can I sleep, dude. Can I fuckin’ sleep dude. Jimeny Christmas.. Am I wrong dude?
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What the fucks wrong with you, dude? Get the fuck over here.. Can I kill him? That was becoming.. Should I kill him? I’ll kill him dude. What the fuck is wrong with you, dude.. Fuck.. Fucks wrong with you, Fuck Jacob.. You’re a nigger.. Fuck is wrong with you dude.. STOP BEING A FAGGOT, DUDE.
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Want to head a fucked up joke? What has one head, two arms and three legs? The finish line at the Boston marathon.
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I added Paul walker on xbox.. He spends all his time on the dashboard.
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There’s a guy, he’s driving a bowling ball truck. He delivers bowling balls. So this guy he delivers bowling balls, he got a big ol truck with bowling balls in the back of his truck, right. He’s driving on the interstate, he sees two black guys with bikes, chains broken, on the side of the road. They’re like waving him down, right. He goes “Ay, what’s up guys?” He goes “Oh our bikes are broken down, Ay. Can we get a ride to the next city?” And he’s like “dude, I don’t have any room up here.. Uh I can’t do it.” So what they say is like “Cmon man” they convince him.. “ok dude, you guys can be in the back of the fuckin’ truck with the bowling balls and shit with your bikes.” “I don’t really feel comfortable with this but I got you.” So he’s driving down, he misses the weigh station, cop pull his over, he’s nervous as fuck sweating bullets. So he’s like “you missed the weigh station back there” and he sees the sweat “he’s like I’m going to have to check the back of your cab” right? He walks all the way to the back of the thing, opens it up, and shocked eyed “what the fuck?” He runs up “GET OUT OF HERE!” He’s like “why, dude?” “You have like thousands of nigger eggs in the back of your truck, somebody started hatching and they’re already stealing bikes.”
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I’ll tell you the greatest blonde joke ever.. I heard this when I was 13 at summer camp from a fat dude. It blew my mind. So a redhead, a blonde and a brunette are at a bar, they get drunk and start talking about how big of whores they are. The redhead goes like “You guys ain’t done shit” and she gets up on the bar, drops her shit and sticks two fingers up her pussy. The blonde isn’t impressed and the brunette is like “I got you” and sticks her whole fist up her pussy. And the Blonde is like “Are you amateurs done?” Take a shot and falls through the bar stool.
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Want me to make you some new teeth?
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Ayoo, you’re fat as fuck!
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AVOCADO NIGGER!
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