sneed

seed-db.sql

@@ -1353,11 +1353,12 @@ INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1213, 'Secret Crack', 'Oh hi… AH', 2, 1000
 INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1256, 'dawnfag', 'I’m too tired to write a description I’m sorry here’s your hat toats', 2, 500, NULL, 1687739873);
 
 
+
 --
 -- Name: hat_defs_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE SET; Schema: public; Owner: -
 --
 
-SELECT pg_catalog.setval('public.hat_defs_id_seq', 1286, true);
+SELECT pg_catalog.setval('public.hat_defs_id_seq', 1288, true);
 
 
 --
@@ -2223,6 +2224,7 @@ INSERT INTO public.emojis (name, kind, author_id, tags) VALUES
 ('haha','Classic',2,'haha animated emoticon laugh funny'),
 ('halal','Misc',2,'absolutely muslim islam'),
 ('hammer','Classic',2,'smash kill'),
+('hammerbear','Classic',2,'chipmunk grizzly animal attack weapon abuse'),
 ('hammerfight','Classic',2,'hitting fighting'),
 ('hammertime','Misc',2,'mchammer dance'),
 ('hamtarojoy','Misc',2,'hamster jumping stars happy rodent'),
@@ -2435,6 +2437,10 @@ INSERT INTO public.emojis (name, kind, author_id, tags) VALUES
 ('marcusbeachtowel','Marsey',2,'summer beach towel drink june july august warm hot relax'),
 ('marcuscop','Marsey',2,'police officer acab thin blue line pig black bipoc'),
 ('marcusfootball','Marsey',2,'sport handegg hand egg athlete helmet'),
+('marcusrca','Marsey',2,'cable male wire'),
+('marcusrcaconnected','Marsey',2,'cable male wire'),
+('marcusrcaconnecting','Marsey',2,'cable male wire'),
+('marcusrcaconnectingfast','Marsey',2,'cable male wire'),
 ('marcussatisfied','Marsey',2,'black bipoc satisfying happy smile delightful grateful glad wholesome'),
 ('marfield','Marsey',2,'mondays garfield lasagna'),
 ('marioclapping','Misc',2,'game nintendo congratulatory'),
@@ -4475,6 +4481,10 @@ INSERT INTO public.emojis (name, kind, author_id, tags) VALUES
 ('marseyravegigaspeed','Marsey',2,'sneed seethe dilate smug crab dance celebrate mock seafood crustacean delicious fast'),
 ('marseyravesuperspeed','Marsey',2,'crab ripbozo dead dance'),
 ('marseyraytraced','Marsey',2,'beautiful raytraced 3d hd 4k realistic render'),
+('marseyrca','Marsey',2,'cable female wire'),
+('marseyrcaconnected','Marsey',2,'cable female wire'),
+('marseyrcaconnecting','Marsey',2,'cable femalewire'),
+('marseyrcaconnectingfast','Marsey',2,'cable wire'),
 ('marseyrdramauser','Marsey',2,'bussy fat lard gay homosexual obese poweruser neet dildo chef hat neckbeard meta'),
 ('marseyreactor','Marsey',2,'nuclear power reactor energy generation radioactive chernobyl'),
 ('marseyreading','Marsey',2,'study homework learn nerd novel reaction book'),
@@ -6078,6 +6088,7 @@ INSERT INTO public.emojis (name, kind, author_id, tags) VALUES
 ('yakub','Misc',2,'yakub yacub yaqub jacob jacub jakub black kang kangz blacks bbc nigga nigger tariq hotep we wuz shiet schizo muslim islam nation noi white wypipo mayo demon devil scientist true truth people'),
 ('yakuzajak','Wojak',2,'japan japanese yakuza tattoo mafia crime'),
 ('yargh','Classic',2,'david bugeyed yelling woah'),
+('yawn','Misc',2,'tired yawn boring sleepy meme emoji'),
 ('yay','Classic',2,'yay animated emoticon excited celebrate celebration happy bounce jump'),
 ('yikes','Misc',2,'sonic'),
 ('yoshismallwaddle','Misc',2,'game nintendo mario walk strut'),

snappy_rDrama.txt

@@ -3900,4 +3900,16 @@ There is a cock sized hole in your brain where your ability to create original t
 {[para]}
 https://i.rdrama.net/images/16890293613211384.webp
 {[para]}
-These people, have just been crying for just too long. Too long they’ve been crying. And I decided that, ya know, I needed to teach them all a valuable life fucking lesson on crying. And if you cry too much, then this is what happens. Okay? You’re going to cry too much and I’m fucking psychopath and yes I will fucking get 9 accounts and PvP the fuck out of everyone on the server. So, you know Kenw wronged me. Kenw stole my Scarab Lord mount from me. Ort stole my Atiesh from me. So all these people wronged me. Manb from GIRTHFURY wronged me. All of GIRTHFURY wronged me. And, this is just me giving back to the community after I have been wronged by so many people. Now I have to PvP them.
+These people, have just been crying for just too long. Too long they’ve been crying. And I decided that, ya know, I needed to teach them all a valuable life fucking lesson on crying. And if you cry too much, then this is what happens. Okay? You’re going to cry too much and I’m fucking psychopath and yes I will fucking get 9 accounts and PvP the fuck out of everyone on the server. So, you know Kenw wronged me. Kenw stole my Scarab Lord mount from me. Ort stole my Atiesh from me. So all these people wronged me. Manb from GIRTHFURY wronged me. All of GIRTHFURY wronged me. And, this is just me giving back to the community after I have been wronged by so many people. Now I have to PvP them.
+{[para]}
+You will never be a staple of rdrama culture. You have no humor, you have no bants, you have no funny memes. You are a homosexual newfag twisted by internetspeak and a desperate bid to fit in into a crude mockery of rdramas perfection. You have a mental illness called newfag syndrome.
+
+All the "validation" you get is two faced and half hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your fellow dramanauts laugh at your unfunny schizoposts behind closed doors.
+
+Funny people are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of terminal internet use has allowed funny people to sniff out unfunny, dead-on-arrival jokes with incredible efficiency. Even your jokes that "pass" are cringy and forced. Your incessant repitition is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a curious newfag to look at you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased post history.
+
+You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
+
+Eventually it'll be too much to bear. You'll stop making these "jokes" make a new account, and continue to pursue an even unfunnier "gag". Your fellow dramanauts will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the incessant schizoposts. They'll let your account fade into irrelevancy, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know there is an unfunny bandwagon hopper buried there. Your account will decay and go back to dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a (last active 12 years ago) that is unmistakably cringe.
+
+This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.