From 1173a407805d8edaf83c06988c1e7b825e426bfd Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Aevann Date: Fri, 10 Nov 2023 18:01:31 +0200 Subject: [PATCH] change vtts --- files/assets/1.vtt | 10235 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++-------------- files/assets/2.vtt | 9262 +++++++++++++++++---------------------- 2 files changed, 11011 insertions(+), 8486 deletions(-) diff --git a/files/assets/1.vtt b/files/assets/1.vtt index 68e298dbf..c3c86b684 100644 --- a/files/assets/1.vtt +++ b/files/assets/1.vtt @@ -1,3982 +1,7699 @@ WEBVTT -00:00:05.000 --> 00:00:15.000 -Created and Encoded by -- Bokutox -- of www.YIFY-TORRENTS.com. The Best 720p/1080p/3d movies with the lowest file size on the internet. +00:00:31.777 --> 00:00:36.777 +Subtitles by explosiveskull +Sync by GoldenBeard -00:01:20.288 --> 00:01:21.830 -My name Borat. +00:00:37.138 --> 00:00:39.340 +[car approaching] -00:01:21.915 --> 00:01:25.542 -I like you. I like sex. +00:00:47.281 --> 00:00:48.684 +[car engine stops] -00:01:25.627 --> 00:01:28.003 -It's nice. +00:00:49.350 --> 00:00:50.986 +[man] +Get me in ten minutes, Ray. -00:01:28.129 --> 00:01:30.881 -This my country of Kazakhstan. +00:00:52.087 --> 00:00:53.088 +[Ray] Boss. -00:01:31.007 --> 00:01:32.925 -It locate between Tajikistan -and Kyrgyzstan +00:00:53.221 --> 00:00:55.991 +[car door opens, shuts] -00:01:32.926 --> 00:01:33.884 -KAZAKHSTAN -TAJIKISTAN +00:00:56.125 --> 00:00:58.093 +[footsteps] -00:01:33.885 --> 00:01:34.176 -KAZAKHSTAN +00:01:08.536 --> 00:01:10.571 +- Bobby. +- Boss? -00:01:34.177 --> 00:01:34.760 -KAZAKHSTAN -KYRGYZSTAN +00:01:11.472 --> 00:01:13.474 +I'll have a pint +and a pickled egg. -00:01:34.844 --> 00:01:35.469 -and assholes Uzbekistan. +00:01:14.009 --> 00:01:15.144 +Coming straight up. -00:01:35.470 --> 00:01:35.761 -KAZAKHSTAN +00:01:16.879 --> 00:01:18.647 +[coins jingle] -00:01:35.762 --> 00:01:37.846 -KAZAKHSTAN -UZBEKISTAN +00:01:29.692 --> 00:01:32.728 +["Cumberland Gap" +by David Rawlings plays] -00:01:37.931 --> 00:01:40.432 -This my town of Kuzcek. +00:01:46.407 --> 00:01:49.044 +[man] If you wish to be +the king of the jungle, -00:01:40.517 --> 00:01:43.685 -This Urkin, the town rapist. +00:01:49.178 --> 00:01:51.412 +it's not enough +to act like a king. -00:01:43.770 --> 00:01:46.772 -Naughty, naughty. +00:01:54.315 --> 00:01:55.918 +You must be the king. -00:01:46.856 --> 00:01:50.609 -Over here, our town kindergarten. +00:01:57.186 --> 00:01:58.854 +And there can be no doubt. -00:01:50.693 --> 00:01:53.779 -And here live Mukhtar Sakanov, +00:01:59.988 --> 00:02:04.059 +Because doubt causes chaos +and one's own demise. -00:01:53.863 --> 00:01:56.573 -town mechanic and abortionist. +00:02:07.228 --> 00:02:09.430 +[song continues] -00:01:58.034 --> 00:02:01.620 -This my house. Entry, please. +00:02:09.564 --> 00:02:11.399 +[door opens] -00:02:01.704 --> 00:02:04.706 -He is my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay. +00:02:12.533 --> 00:02:14.636 +- [phone ringing] +- [door shuts] -00:02:04.791 --> 00:02:06.917 -He is pain in my assholes. +00:02:15.403 --> 00:02:16.471 +Hello, my love. -00:02:07.001 --> 00:02:10.587 -I get a window from a glass, -he must get a window from a glass. +00:02:17.338 --> 00:02:18.606 +It's date night tonight. -00:02:10.672 --> 00:02:13.382 -I get a step, he must get a step. +00:02:18.941 --> 00:02:20.943 +Nine o'clock, +you and I, River Cafe. -00:02:13.466 --> 00:02:16.635 -I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. +00:02:21.076 --> 00:02:22.945 +[woman speaking indistinctly +on phone] -00:02:16.719 --> 00:02:18.637 -Great success. +00:02:25.214 --> 00:02:26.514 +Who's there? -00:02:18.721 --> 00:02:21.306 -This is Natalya. +00:02:26.648 --> 00:02:28.117 +[man speaking indistinctly +on phone] -00:02:26.855 --> 00:02:29.356 -She is my sister. +00:02:28.249 --> 00:02:29.617 +Ros, who's there? -00:02:29.440 --> 00:02:33.861 -She is number four prostitute -in all of Kazakhstan. +00:02:29.752 --> 00:02:30.585 +[gunshot] -00:02:33.945 --> 00:02:35.487 -Nice. +00:02:30.719 --> 00:02:32.087 +[body thuds] -00:02:35.572 --> 00:02:37.948 -This is my mother. +00:02:32.386 --> 00:02:34.923 +♪ Kiss me, mama +Kiss your boy ♪ -00:02:38.032 --> 00:02:41.201 -She oldest woman in whole of Kuzcek. +00:02:35.057 --> 00:02:37.693 +♪ Bless me well and lucky ♪ -00:02:41.286 --> 00:02:46.039 -She is 43. I love her. +00:02:37.826 --> 00:02:40.763 +♪ For I won't be back +Till I return ♪ -00:02:46.124 --> 00:02:50.878 -And this my wife, Oxana. She's boring. +00:02:40.896 --> 00:02:43.932 +♪ I'm gone to old Kentucky ♪ -00:02:50.962 --> 00:02:52.796 -What you say about me, -you skinny piece of shit? +00:02:44.365 --> 00:02:47.401 +♪ Cumberland gap +It's a devil of a gap ♪ -00:02:52.881 --> 00:02:54.047 -Not now, please. +00:02:47.535 --> 00:02:49.905 +♪ That's what the scouts +All tell ya ♪ -00:02:54.132 --> 00:02:55.465 -Why don't you do something -useful and dig your mother a grave. +00:02:50.571 --> 00:02:53.508 +♪ Sure enough +It may get tough ♪ -00:02:55.550 --> 00:02:58.302 -Come in here, please. Ignore. +00:02:53.642 --> 00:02:56.945 +♪ If it doesn't kill ya +Kill ya ♪ -00:02:58.386 --> 00:03:02.639 -And this is where I lives. My bed. +00:02:57.411 --> 00:03:03.284 +♪ Kentucky, she's a-waitin' +On the other side ♪ -00:03:02.724 --> 00:03:06.810 -This is a VCR recorder. +00:03:03.786 --> 00:03:10.793 +♪ Give you the fever, put +The daylight in your eyes ♪ -00:03:06.895 --> 00:03:09.771 -And this play cassettes. +00:03:13.796 --> 00:03:16.364 +♪ Brother John's +Already gone ♪ -00:03:09.856 --> 00:03:13.066 -Now I show you outside from my houses. +00:03:16.497 --> 00:03:19.268 +♪ With the full-blood +Cherokee maiden ♪ -00:03:15.153 --> 00:03:17.571 -My hobbies, Ping-Pong, +00:03:19.802 --> 00:03:22.503 +♪ He made the trip +In the blizzard's grip ♪ -00:03:31.294 --> 00:03:32.586 -sunbathe, +00:03:22.638 --> 00:03:25.641 +♪ I'd rather wrestle Satan ♪ -00:03:38.760 --> 00:03:40.344 -disco dance, +00:03:26.008 --> 00:03:29.044 +♪ Cumberland gap +It's a devil of a gap ♪ -00:03:43.598 --> 00:03:46.433 -and on weekends, I travel to capital city +00:03:29.178 --> 00:03:31.612 +♪ Oh, the snow kept coming ♪ -00:03:46.517 --> 00:03:49.728 -and watch ladies while they make toilet. +00:03:32.247 --> 00:03:34.850 +♪ Picked her up +Upon his back ♪ -00:03:53.066 --> 00:03:57.903 -My profession, work as -a television reporter for Kazakhstan. +00:03:34.983 --> 00:03:38.486 +♪ By God +He loved that woman ♪ -00:03:57.987 --> 00:03:59.780 -Please, you see. +00:03:41.389 --> 00:03:44.126 +♪ Daniel stood +On the pinnacle rock ♪ -00:04:01.741 --> 00:04:04.451 -THE RUNNING OF THE JEW 2004 +00:03:44.259 --> 00:03:47.461 +♪ Lookin' up and down +The mountain ♪ -00:04:06.246 --> 00:04:08.830 -Here comes the Jew. +00:03:47.763 --> 00:03:50.632 +♪ Took his trusty +Old flintlock ♪ -00:04:10.833 --> 00:04:12.376 -It's a big one this year. +00:03:50.766 --> 00:03:53.836 +♪ Daniel started shoutin' +Shoutin' ♪ -00:04:18.174 --> 00:04:20.259 -Whoaaa... -He nearly got the money there. +00:03:54.468 --> 00:04:00.108 +♪ Kentucky, she's a-waitin' +On the other side ♪ -00:04:21.469 --> 00:04:23.428 -Wait, here comes Mrs. Jew. +00:04:00.809 --> 00:04:02.510 +♪ Give you the fever ♪ -00:04:27.517 --> 00:04:29.142 -She's stopped. +00:04:02.644 --> 00:04:07.783 +♪ Put the daylight +In your eyes ♪ -00:04:29.227 --> 00:04:31.895 -Is she? Is she? +00:04:10.652 --> 00:04:13.621 +♪ Cumberland gap +It's a devil of a gap ♪ -00:04:32.146 --> 00:04:34.439 -Here it comes. +00:04:13.755 --> 00:04:16.725 +♪ Cumberland gap +It's a devil of a gap ♪ -00:04:34.524 --> 00:04:37.067 -She's laid a Jew egg. +00:04:16.859 --> 00:04:19.761 +♪ Cumberland gap +It's a devil of a gap ♪ -00:04:40.321 --> 00:04:43.365 -Go kids! Crush that -Jew chick before he hatches! +00:04:19.895 --> 00:04:22.764 +♪ Cumberland gap +It's a devil of a gap ♪ -00:04:44.993 --> 00:04:50.205 -Although Kazakhstan glorious country, -it have problem too. +00:04:28.569 --> 00:04:30.605 +[song ends] -00:04:50.290 --> 00:04:53.583 -Economic, social and Jew. +00:04:58.066 --> 00:04:59.034 +[ice rattles] -00:04:53.668 --> 00:04:59.464 -This why Ministry of Information -have decide to send me to U.S. and A, +00:04:59.167 --> 00:05:00.468 +[man] Chink, chink. -00:04:59.549 --> 00:05:04.553 -greatest country in the world, -to learn lessons for Kazakhstan. +00:05:07.175 --> 00:05:08.176 +Fletcher. -00:05:04.637 --> 00:05:09.808 -I will travel with most venerable -producer, Azamat Bagatov. +00:05:08.777 --> 00:05:11.780 +Buenas tardes, Raymondo. +[chuckles] -00:05:09.892 --> 00:05:11.268 -Azamat. +00:05:11.914 --> 00:05:15.616 +I should stab you with +that fucking rolling pin. -00:05:11.352 --> 00:05:12.894 -No, not film me! -Film him. +00:05:15.751 --> 00:05:19.755 +Oh, don't be cunty. I was just hoping we +could have a cozy little drink together. -00:05:44.344 --> 00:05:46.803 -Urkin, not too much raping... -Humans only. +00:05:20.222 --> 00:05:24.760 +So, I've got a meeting on Saturday +at your favorite newspaper. -00:05:51.601 --> 00:05:53.977 -Doltan, I'll get you -a new arm in America. +00:05:25.861 --> 00:05:30.299 +As the best private investigator +in this smoky little town... -00:05:54.062 --> 00:05:55.687 -I go to America! +00:05:30.431 --> 00:05:32.566 +good evening, +ladies and gentlemen... -00:06:02.820 --> 00:06:04.654 -America! +00:05:32.701 --> 00:05:36.872 +they are ready to put 150 grand in +my pocket to give them some filth. -00:06:07.533 --> 00:06:09.701 -Wave goodbye to your -clock radio, asshole! +00:05:37.005 --> 00:05:39.308 +Good for me, that, +but in this case... -00:06:16.667 --> 00:06:18.919 -If you cheat on me, -I will come over there +00:05:41.043 --> 00:05:42.244 +it's bad for you. -00:06:19.003 --> 00:06:20.545 -and snap off your cock. +00:05:43.779 --> 00:05:47.382 +So Big Dave, +editor extraordinaire, -00:06:46.322 --> 00:06:48.907 -JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT -New York City +00:05:47.515 --> 00:05:51.320 +has developed a terrible +antipathy for your boss -00:06:48.991 --> 00:06:53.036 -l arrived in America's airport -with clothings, U.S. dollars +00:05:51.452 --> 00:05:54.156 +and his liquorish assortment +of tasty mates. -00:06:53.121 --> 00:06:57.082 -and a jar of Gypsy tears -to protect me from AIDS. +00:05:54.289 --> 00:05:59.361 +He's out to destroy him and all those +that cozy up to him. Front cover. Bosh! -00:07:04.257 --> 00:07:06.716 -Stand clear of the closing doors, please. +00:05:59.493 --> 00:06:01.997 +There will be blood and fucking +feathers everywhere, my darling. -00:07:06.801 --> 00:07:10.095 -Hello, my name Borat. +00:06:02.596 --> 00:06:05.100 +Get to it, Fletcher. +I'm starting to itch. -00:07:10.179 --> 00:07:12.848 -I not American. I new in town. +00:06:05.233 --> 00:06:08.170 +Now, we both know that your boss has +very, very deep pockets, -00:07:12.932 --> 00:07:15.851 -Nice to meet you. +00:06:08.303 --> 00:06:11.340 +and I would like to invite him just +to have a teeny rummage in them. -00:07:15.935 --> 00:07:17.727 -Hello, nice meet you. +00:06:12.941 --> 00:06:14.676 +What the fuck +are you talking about? -00:07:19.147 --> 00:07:20.856 -Hey, what your name? +00:06:14.810 --> 00:06:16.477 +If you would be so kind -00:07:20.940 --> 00:07:23.400 -My name is mind your own -fucking business. +00:06:16.610 --> 00:06:18.113 +as to furnish me with +20 million British pounds, -00:07:23.484 --> 00:07:26.945 -Stand clear of the closing doors, please. +00:06:18.246 --> 00:06:19.881 +I will give you everything... -00:07:27.029 --> 00:07:29.114 -Oh, hello. Nice meet you. +00:06:20.015 --> 00:06:23.118 +memory cards, contact sheets, +recordings, the lot, -00:07:29.198 --> 00:07:30.991 -My name Borat. +00:06:23.251 --> 00:06:26.688 +and a modest little screenplay +I wrote all by myself. -00:07:31.075 --> 00:07:32.409 -- What's happening? -- Nice meet you. +00:06:26.822 --> 00:06:27.856 +Hold on. -00:07:32.493 --> 00:07:35.203 -Get the fuck out of here -before I break your jaw, bro. +00:06:28.589 --> 00:06:32.027 +We just went from £150,000 +to 20 million. -00:07:35.288 --> 00:07:37.998 -- Yo, step the fuck off, bro. -- Okay. Okay. +00:06:32.160 --> 00:06:34.329 +That's a steep rise +in 30 seconds. -00:07:38.082 --> 00:07:41.126 -- You're fucking with the wrong one, man. -- Okay. Sorry. +00:06:34.463 --> 00:06:37.299 +Yeah, but I would argue that you're +lucky, because that is nothing -00:07:43.337 --> 00:07:45.630 -Oh, shit. Okay, okay, wait. +00:06:37.432 --> 00:06:41.136 +compared to what I could, +and perhaps should, be asking. -00:07:45.715 --> 00:07:47.841 -I get it. Please, relax. +00:06:41.269 --> 00:06:44.206 +Oh, well, thank God +you're not greedy, Fletcher, -00:07:47.925 --> 00:07:50.635 -I'll get him! Careful, he bite. +00:06:44.339 --> 00:06:46.708 +you deluded, +shit-eating cunt. -00:07:50.720 --> 00:07:53.680 -- Hey, man, what are you doing? -- Okay, relax. +00:06:46.842 --> 00:06:48.542 +[chuckles] -00:07:53.764 --> 00:07:56.224 -Okay. Okay. +00:06:48.677 --> 00:06:50.679 +I quite like it +when you talk dirty to me. -00:07:57.393 --> 00:07:59.853 -Okay, okay, relax. +00:06:51.880 --> 00:06:54.082 +I can feel myself engorging. -00:07:59.937 --> 00:08:02.606 -Okay. Okay, wait. +00:06:54.850 --> 00:06:57.252 +Come on, have a drink with me. +It's really yummy. -00:08:02.690 --> 00:08:05.275 -Okay, no problem. Sorry. +00:06:57.719 --> 00:07:01.023 +I looked it up. App-ed it. +1500 quid? -00:08:11.532 --> 00:08:13.325 -Welcome to the Wellington Hotel. +00:07:01.156 --> 00:07:03.759 +I didn't know you could spend +that much on a bottle of scotch. -00:08:13.409 --> 00:08:14.451 -Do you want to pay for -the entire stay now? +00:07:04.626 --> 00:07:09.331 +I'm gonna tell you a story to +demonstrate why my quote is my quote. -00:08:14.535 --> 00:08:15.619 -GUY BORGES -Manager, Wellington Hotel +00:07:10.598 --> 00:07:12.300 +Will you play a game +with me, Ray? -00:08:15.703 --> 00:08:18.663 -- I pay for one night. How much? -- Fine. +00:07:13.502 --> 00:07:15.003 +I don't wanna play a game. -00:08:18.748 --> 00:08:23.502 -One night is $117.13. +00:07:15.771 --> 00:07:18.507 +- Please? +- No. -00:08:23.586 --> 00:08:25.295 -We'll call it 85. +00:07:18.940 --> 00:07:21.009 +I said play a fucking game +with me, Ray. -00:08:25.379 --> 00:08:27.964 -No, we can call it 117. +00:07:22.177 --> 00:07:23.712 +[teapot whistling] -00:08:28.049 --> 00:08:31.259 -Let me get the door for you. Come on in. +00:07:29.718 --> 00:07:30.786 +Right. -00:08:31.344 --> 00:08:32.928 -Very nice. +00:07:31.253 --> 00:07:32.354 +Lovely. -00:08:36.766 --> 00:08:39.309 -Very nice room. +00:07:32.854 --> 00:07:36.358 +Now, I want you +to imagine a character, -00:08:39.393 --> 00:08:41.645 -We're not in the room yet, sir. Hold on. +00:07:36.491 --> 00:07:39.761 +a dramatic character, +like in a book or a play or a film. -00:08:41.729 --> 00:08:44.689 -You might want to repack. -We're gonna be moving again shortly. +00:07:39.895 --> 00:07:42.497 +But not digital, +not on a memory stick. -00:08:44.774 --> 00:08:46.650 -I will not move to a smaller room. +00:07:42.631 --> 00:07:46.068 +Analog. Chemical process. +"Keep the grain in the picture," I say. -00:08:46.734 --> 00:08:49.611 -Sir, this is your floor. -I'm gonna take you to your room. +00:07:46.201 --> 00:07:47.702 +Old-school, 35 mill. -00:08:49.695 --> 00:08:51.738 -- This is not my room? -- This is the elevator. +00:07:47.836 --> 00:07:50.372 +[whirring] -00:08:51.822 --> 00:08:53.615 -It takes you to the floor -where your room is. +00:07:52.674 --> 00:07:54.409 +Now, I'm seeing this +through a lens, I am, -00:08:57.787 --> 00:08:59.829 -Nice. Nice. +00:07:54.543 --> 00:07:56.311 +and I'm not talking about +the small screen. -00:09:03.125 --> 00:09:05.835 -King in the castle. King in the castle. +00:07:56.445 --> 00:07:58.046 +It's not TV, Raymond. -00:09:05.920 --> 00:09:09.256 -I have a chair. I have a chair. +00:07:58.180 --> 00:08:01.049 +As I said, +old-school cinema format. -00:09:09.340 --> 00:09:12.217 -Oh, go do this. Go do this. -King in the castle. +00:08:01.183 --> 00:08:04.986 +It's what we in the business called +anamorphic, or ratio 2.35 to 1. -00:09:22.645 --> 00:09:24.563 -Hello, nice meet you. My name Borat. +00:08:05.120 --> 00:08:07.889 +And I want you to join me +on this cinematic journey, -00:09:24.647 --> 00:09:26.064 -I am new in town. +00:08:08.023 --> 00:08:09.791 +'cause it is cinema, Ray. -00:09:26.148 --> 00:09:28.858 -- Get away from me. -- I just... I kiss you, say hello. +00:08:09.925 --> 00:08:12.894 +It's beautiful, +beautiful cinema. -00:09:47.795 --> 00:09:49.546 -It arrive. +00:08:13.829 --> 00:08:16.364 +Now, roll camera. -00:09:49.630 --> 00:09:51.923 -Hello, my name Borat. I am new in town. +00:08:16.498 --> 00:08:18.266 +[whirring] -00:09:52.008 --> 00:09:54.718 -- I say hello and I... -- Do not touch me. +00:08:18.567 --> 00:08:20.902 +Enter our protagonist. -00:09:54.802 --> 00:09:57.596 -- Do not get near my face. -- I kiss you. +00:08:21.036 --> 00:08:23.205 +He's good-looking, +he's gorgeous, -00:09:57.680 --> 00:10:00.390 -Yeah, you kiss me, -I'll pop you in the fucking balls. +00:08:23.338 --> 00:08:26.607 +he's golden age, +he's a proper handsome cunt. -00:10:00.474 --> 00:10:01.516 -What mean, "Balls"? +00:08:26.741 --> 00:08:30.245 +His name is Mickey Pearson. -00:10:02.685 --> 00:10:04.436 -Very nice. +00:08:30.779 --> 00:08:32.914 +Unique background +has our Mickey. -00:10:10.901 --> 00:10:12.402 -Very nice. How much? +00:08:33.048 --> 00:08:37.786 +American born, Rhodes scholar, +so he's born clever but poor. -00:10:13.029 --> 00:10:15.280 -Hello, nice meet you. My name Borat. +00:08:37.919 --> 00:08:40.589 +Now, that's quite a leap from +a trailer park in Americana -00:10:15.364 --> 00:10:18.950 -Get away! What are you doing? +00:08:40.722 --> 00:08:43.624 +to the thousand-year-old +university in old Angleterre, -00:10:19.035 --> 00:10:22.495 -Wait, I want to say hello. -What is the problem? +00:08:43.758 --> 00:08:47.129 +where he studies +the dark art of horticulture. -00:10:32.173 --> 00:10:35.258 -This has been -most happiest day of my lifes. +00:08:47.262 --> 00:08:50.332 +But he never finished his education, +never went home, because... -00:10:35.343 --> 00:10:38.178 -l was very excite to start my reportings. +00:08:50.465 --> 00:08:52.634 +he found his vocation. -00:10:38.888 --> 00:10:41.431 -America is known for its -sense of humor. +00:08:52.767 --> 00:08:54.069 +A naughty vocation. -00:10:41.807 --> 00:10:44.142 -UN survey say Kazakhstan -have 98th lowest humor. +00:08:54.903 --> 00:08:56.438 +He's a bad boy. -00:10:45.394 --> 00:10:46.728 -We must improve. +00:08:56.571 --> 00:08:59.174 +He starts dealing +the dirty wonder weed -00:10:49.440 --> 00:10:50.690 -Hurry, hurry. +00:08:59.307 --> 00:09:02.477 +to his rich, British, +upper-class uni pals -00:10:51.651 --> 00:10:54.694 -Just dry him, no hand relief. +00:09:02.611 --> 00:09:04.946 +and realizes +he's rather good at it. -00:10:57.698 --> 00:10:58.740 -How is my back pussy? +00:09:05.080 --> 00:09:07.849 +He's clear and objective +about ambition -00:10:58.824 --> 00:11:01.034 -Not bad. Moist. +00:09:07.983 --> 00:09:11.486 +and he can surf the echelons +of our complicated culture. -00:11:01.118 --> 00:11:03.036 -So what time this interview? +00:09:12.921 --> 00:09:16.358 +He knew how to take advantage +of his advantage. -00:11:03.454 --> 00:11:04.954 -Soon, my friend. +00:09:18.360 --> 00:09:20.028 +He was a hungry animal, +you see. -00:11:12.088 --> 00:11:13.338 -Gently. +00:09:20.162 --> 00:09:23.165 +He was powerful and ruthless, +cunning and quick, -00:11:16.133 --> 00:11:17.133 -Enough! +00:09:23.298 --> 00:09:25.667 +charismatic and smart, but... -00:11:18.302 --> 00:11:20.637 -- Hello. My name's Pat Haggerty. -- Hello. +00:09:25.800 --> 00:09:28.537 +he had to do some naughty +things to get where he got, -00:11:20.721 --> 00:11:21.930 -PAT HAGGERTY -Humor Coach +00:09:28.670 --> 00:09:30.305 +to establish his position, -00:11:22.014 --> 00:11:24.015 -- Nice meet you. Borat. -- Nice to meet you. +00:09:30.438 --> 00:09:33.074 +to show he wasn't just +teeth, tits and tan. -00:11:24.100 --> 00:11:27.018 -Should I make a joke -about my mother-in-law? +00:09:34.009 --> 00:09:36.011 +Well, he wasn't +fucking hollow, was he? -00:11:27.103 --> 00:11:29.771 -Yes. In America, that's a very popular joke. +00:09:37.479 --> 00:09:38.780 +[Fletcher moans] -00:11:29.855 --> 00:11:32.315 -- Do you have a mother-in-law joke? +00:09:38.914 --> 00:09:40.448 +He had an engine +under his hood + +00:09:40.582 --> 00:09:42.984 +and a gun in his holster. + +00:09:45.420 --> 00:09:47.889 +So, he's not exactly clean, +our Mickey. + +00:09:48.023 --> 00:09:49.791 +He has come up the hard way. + +00:09:49.925 --> 00:09:52.527 +He's earned his position, +shall we say. + +00:09:52.662 --> 00:09:54.362 +Well, that was the early days, + +00:09:54.496 --> 00:09:57.532 +and he cracked on with +his New World pioneer spirit. + +00:09:58.233 --> 00:10:01.836 +What's he worth today? +100, 200, 500 million? + +00:10:01.970 --> 00:10:04.573 +But now the plot +begins to thicken. + +00:10:04.706 --> 00:10:07.275 +He has reached +a crossroads in his life. + +00:10:07.409 --> 00:10:09.711 +The middle class and the middle +age, they've got to him. + +00:10:09.844 --> 00:10:13.381 +They've corrupted his appetite +for the horrors. He's gone soft. + +00:10:13.515 --> 00:10:16.384 +He wanted to cash in his chips +and get out of the game, + +00:10:16.518 --> 00:10:19.087 +and he seems to have found +the perfect customer. + +00:10:19.221 --> 00:10:20.555 +Smash cut, please... + +00:10:21.056 --> 00:10:23.058 +to interior, a gala dinner. + +00:10:23.191 --> 00:10:26.127 +Just a few words to say +thank you to Michael Pearson + +00:10:26.261 --> 00:10:28.730 +for his limitless generosity +and time. + +00:10:28.863 --> 00:10:33.335 +Now, Mickey has been cultivating +a special relationship + +00:10:33.468 --> 00:10:37.739 +with the erudite, learned and +broad-minded Matthew Berger. + +00:10:37.872 --> 00:10:41.243 +Yes, Raymond, I do know about +the Jewish billionaire cowboy, + +00:10:41.376 --> 00:10:44.446 +another slice of Americana +creating drama in Angleterre. + +00:10:44.579 --> 00:10:48.583 +And finally to Matthew Berger +blindsiding us with his donation + +00:10:48.718 --> 00:10:51.886 +to build the entire cognitive +behavioral therapy unit. + +00:10:52.387 --> 00:10:54.724 +[Fletcher] So these two have met before. +Fuck knows where. + +00:10:54.856 --> 00:10:58.793 +Presumably at the annual international +drug dealers convention in Las Vegas. + +00:10:58.927 --> 00:11:00.996 +And they've done +some small deals together, + +00:11:01.129 --> 00:11:03.465 +but now they're ready +for the big one. + +00:11:03.598 --> 00:11:06.368 +Well, that was unexpected, +Matthew. + +00:11:07.068 --> 00:11:09.304 +Now I understand why you're +seated at the head of the table. + +00:11:09.437 --> 00:11:12.073 +Snuck that one right by me, didn't +you, you naughty little girl? + +00:11:12.440 --> 00:11:14.476 +Making a splash +with the gentry. + +00:11:14.609 --> 00:11:17.178 +Oh, I like to make a splash +whenever possible. + +00:11:17.647 --> 00:11:21.449 +Well, you also seem to understand +the significance of a proper attire. + +00:11:21.583 --> 00:11:22.984 +Indeed I do. + +00:11:23.118 --> 00:11:24.419 +I believe +a sense of ownership + +00:11:24.552 --> 00:11:26.254 +is vital +in every aspect of life, + +00:11:26.388 --> 00:11:28.758 +perhaps never more so than +when it comes to wardrobe. + +00:11:28.890 --> 00:11:32.594 +For every look there is a season, +and for every season a strategy. + +00:11:32.728 --> 00:11:35.130 +[Fletcher] +Now starts the alpha dance. + +00:11:35.263 --> 00:11:36.898 +They're not really talking +about clothes, Raymond. + +00:11:37.032 --> 00:11:38.634 +Oh, fucking no. + +00:11:38.768 --> 00:11:40.435 +They're like +a pair of old doggies + +00:11:40.568 --> 00:11:43.004 +sniffing round one another's +intellectual assholes. + +00:11:43.138 --> 00:11:45.807 +It's a good old-fashioned +cock-off, Raymond. + +00:11:45.940 --> 00:11:48.644 +Michael, I'm looking forward +to doing business together. + +00:11:49.144 --> 00:11:51.613 +- May we excuse ourselves? +- Yes, please. + +00:11:52.547 --> 00:11:54.349 +We should say good night +to our host. + +00:11:59.254 --> 00:12:00.588 +So what do you think? + +00:12:01.156 --> 00:12:02.692 +I'm not sure. + +00:12:02.824 --> 00:12:03.825 +[Matthew] Your Grace. + +00:12:03.958 --> 00:12:05.360 +[woman] He's a fox, + +00:12:05.493 --> 00:12:07.162 +and foxes +have a predictable nature. + +00:12:07.295 --> 00:12:09.064 +Trust this Jew +about that Jew. + +00:12:09.197 --> 00:12:10.666 +If you let him +in the henhouse, + +00:12:10.800 --> 00:12:12.668 +you can expect blood +and feathers everywhere. + +00:12:13.803 --> 00:12:16.304 +Fresh from +a farmyard pheasant shoot, + +00:12:16.438 --> 00:12:19.174 +these two are starting +to like each other. + +00:12:19.307 --> 00:12:21.843 +It's looking good, Ray. +It's looking fucking good. + +00:12:21.976 --> 00:12:24.579 +- [gunshot] +- I'm impressed with what you've done with your enterprise. + +00:12:24.714 --> 00:12:26.848 +You see, try as I might, +I can't work out how you do it, + +00:12:26.981 --> 00:12:28.751 +and bush is my game. + +00:12:28.883 --> 00:12:31.386 +How does anyone grow +50 tons of super skunk + +00:12:31.519 --> 00:12:33.421 +without letting anyone else +know how they do it? + +00:12:33.555 --> 00:12:35.957 +I'm flattered to hear that +from you, Matthew. + +00:12:36.091 --> 00:12:38.493 +I imagine that big brain of yours +is sweating a stream of tears + +00:12:38.627 --> 00:12:40.195 +just trying +to figure it out. + +00:12:40.328 --> 00:12:41.797 +Brilliance +should be acknowledged. + +00:12:41.930 --> 00:12:42.997 +Mm. + +00:12:43.131 --> 00:12:44.866 +Run the numbers +by me again. + +00:12:44.999 --> 00:12:48.570 +200 million gross p.a., +100 million net. + +00:12:48.704 --> 00:12:50.138 +But your people +know this already. + +00:12:50.271 --> 00:12:52.340 +They've swept the numbers +for months now. + +00:12:52.474 --> 00:12:56.378 +The bottom line is I'll sell +it to you for 400 million. + +00:13:02.984 --> 00:13:05.286 +But you knew that already. +Hop in. + +00:13:05.420 --> 00:13:08.056 +[Fletcher] Now, I can't be specific +about the heroes and zeros, + +00:13:08.189 --> 00:13:10.626 +but there was a lot of money +hanging in the balance. + +00:13:10.760 --> 00:13:14.262 +Question: What would it be +worth to have the power + +00:13:14.396 --> 00:13:16.965 +to be able to pull the plug +on an operation like that? + +00:13:17.098 --> 00:13:21.202 +Answer: A greedy man would +want half the sale price, + +00:13:21.336 --> 00:13:24.372 +but a smart man would know +that 20 million pounds + +00:13:24.506 --> 00:13:27.909 +was just about uncomfortable enough +to make everyone feel comfortable. + +00:13:28.610 --> 00:13:31.647 +You're a cunning and creative +toad, aren't you, Fletcher, + +00:13:31.781 --> 00:13:33.615 +coming up +with a plan like this? + +00:13:33.749 --> 00:13:35.651 +Yeah, but I didn't really +come up with it, did I? + +00:13:35.785 --> 00:13:37.252 +It was Big Dave. + +00:13:37.385 --> 00:13:39.020 +He commissioned me +to do a job on Mickey, + +00:13:39.154 --> 00:13:40.689 +you know, sniff about, +keep an eye on him, + +00:13:40.823 --> 00:13:42.758 +go through his bins, +reveal his sins. + +00:13:43.391 --> 00:13:47.595 +Mickey Pearson, the odious Yankee gangster. +We're gonna bury him. + +00:13:47.730 --> 00:13:51.533 +Because it seems he's got himself +a new friend. Lord Pressfield. + +00:13:51.667 --> 00:13:54.602 +Question: +Is that the Lord Pressfield? + +00:13:54.936 --> 00:13:56.304 +His Grace, the duke? + +00:13:56.438 --> 00:13:59.073 +Yeah. Once fourth in line +to the throne. + +00:13:59.207 --> 00:14:00.776 +Apparently Mickey Pearson +has squeaked his way + +00:14:00.910 --> 00:14:03.211 +into the crack +of his fat, posh ass. + +00:14:04.379 --> 00:14:07.817 +This is yours, Fletcher. I need a man +with your creativity, with your nose. + +00:14:07.949 --> 00:14:09.652 +Now, you know +you're my favorite bloodhound. + +00:14:09.785 --> 00:14:11.586 +I just think it's really +important to remember + +00:14:11.720 --> 00:14:13.154 +who you're talking to, Dave. + +00:14:13.288 --> 00:14:15.490 +Of course I remember, +Fletcher. + +00:14:15.623 --> 00:14:18.526 +So just make absolutely sure the +check doesn't disappoint this time. + +00:14:19.427 --> 00:14:21.329 +The number is 150,000. + +00:14:21.664 --> 00:14:24.365 +He wants to ruin him, + +00:14:24.499 --> 00:14:27.435 +but I am here +to do you a favor. + +00:14:28.671 --> 00:14:31.339 +And it's not like you're not +getting something for your money. + +00:14:31.473 --> 00:14:34.609 +You could even turn that script +into a feature film, Raymond. + +00:14:35.176 --> 00:14:38.379 +We could make it together. +We could be partners. + +00:14:39.113 --> 00:14:40.850 +I have learned off you lot. + +00:14:41.149 --> 00:14:44.586 +You gotta look after number +one, and now it's my turn. + +00:14:45.754 --> 00:14:49.491 +The sun is not going up +for me, Ray. It's going down. + +00:14:50.893 --> 00:14:53.929 +So why has Big Dave +got it in for my boss? + +00:14:54.062 --> 00:14:56.097 +Two months ago, +your man Mickey + +00:14:56.231 --> 00:14:58.834 +made my man Dave feel +like a right fucking idiot. + +00:14:58.968 --> 00:15:00.836 +Henry. Mickey. + +00:15:00.970 --> 00:15:02.103 +How did he do that? + +00:15:02.237 --> 00:15:03.605 +Didn't accept his hand. + +00:15:03.739 --> 00:15:05.708 +- Dave. Daily Print. - Yes. -00:11:32.400 --> 00:11:36.778 -I had sexy-time with my mother-in-law. +00:15:06.574 --> 00:15:08.644 +No. Editor +of the Daily Print. -00:11:36.862 --> 00:11:38.655 -- A what time? -- Sexy-time. +00:15:08.777 --> 00:15:11.546 +[Fletcher] Turns out Dave had +gone after one of Mickey's lords, -00:11:38.739 --> 00:11:41.491 -I made sexy-time with my mother-in-law. +00:15:11.680 --> 00:15:13.581 +did a proper tabloid job +on him. -00:11:41.575 --> 00:11:44.828 -- You had sex with your mother-in-law? -- Yes. +00:15:13.716 --> 00:15:15.885 +It would appear that His +Lordship had had a quick spin -00:11:44.912 --> 00:11:47.372 -I don't think that Americans -would find that funny. +00:15:16.017 --> 00:15:18.253 +on one of +his attractive young footmen. -00:11:47.456 --> 00:11:49.541 -- No, it is not a joke. +00:15:18.386 --> 00:15:20.990 +After the splash, shares +crashed, job went, wife followed, + +00:15:21.122 --> 00:15:23.191 +and even his kids +disowned him. + +00:15:23.324 --> 00:15:25.628 +Well, that Dave +can't half be a cunt. + +00:15:26.394 --> 00:15:28.162 +But no one +will pull him on it. + +00:15:28.296 --> 00:15:30.598 +Too fucking scared that Dave +will do a feature on them. + +00:15:30.733 --> 00:15:33.535 +But your Mickey, he's got +a fabulous set of balls. + +00:15:33.669 --> 00:15:36.839 +So he snubbed him in front of a crowd +that Dave could only wish he belonged to. + +00:15:36.972 --> 00:15:40.208 +You know, lords and ladies, the sort that +Mickey feels very comfortable in front of. + +00:15:40.809 --> 00:15:42.978 +Men, excuse us. + +00:15:43.144 --> 00:15:45.146 +[Fletcher] Well, he might just as +well have pulled Dave's cock off. + +00:15:45.280 --> 00:15:47.016 +I do believe that was a bit +of a fuck off, Dave. [laughs] + +00:15:47.148 --> 00:15:49.117 +[Fletcher] 'Cause he just +fizzled like a party balloon. + +00:15:49.985 --> 00:15:51.854 +That's no reason +to go after a fella. + +00:15:51.987 --> 00:15:54.657 +Well, I don't know what to tell you. +He wants Mickey's blood. + +00:15:54.790 --> 00:15:58.259 +And he would be getting it +too, if it wasn't for... + +00:15:59.294 --> 00:16:02.731 +You're a filthy fantasist, +and now it's time to leave. + +00:16:02.865 --> 00:16:06.167 +Oh, don't be silly. +I'm only just lubing you up. + +00:16:06.301 --> 00:16:11.172 +Now, there is a reason why Matthew, +or anyone else for that matter, + +00:16:11.306 --> 00:16:14.275 +cannot work out +how Mickey does what he does. + +00:16:14.409 --> 00:16:18.212 +How does he grow 50 tons of white +widow super cheese every year? + +00:16:18.346 --> 00:16:20.248 +Everyone knows +that needs a lot of space. + +00:16:20.381 --> 00:16:23.786 +So where is the space and how +come he's kept it under wraps? + +00:16:23.919 --> 00:16:27.088 +You can't just dig a hole in the ground +and drop 200 shipping containers in there. + +00:16:27.221 --> 00:16:28.791 +Oh, no, my love. +That will not work. + +00:16:28.924 --> 00:16:32.728 +No. You have to be creative. +You need an angle. + +00:16:32.861 --> 00:16:35.664 +The problem with land in this +country is there's not much of it... + +00:16:37.032 --> 00:16:39.969 +and there's public access even +when it's supposed to be private. + +00:16:40.535 --> 00:16:43.438 +And the public have rights: +dog walkers... + +00:16:43.571 --> 00:16:45.239 +- [horn honks] +- Yes, jog on. + +00:16:45.373 --> 00:16:47.810 +...footpaths, right to roam, + +00:16:47.943 --> 00:16:49.410 +bimblers, ramblers, + +00:16:49.544 --> 00:16:50.980 +- badger lovers... +- [squeaks] + +00:16:51.714 --> 00:16:53.649 +...and any other busy cunt +with enough time on his hands + +00:16:53.782 --> 00:16:55.116 +to sniff +the green tweed of England. + +00:16:55.249 --> 00:16:56.752 +- [man] Good morning! +- [dog barking] + +00:16:56.885 --> 00:16:58.386 +And they have groups, + +00:16:58.519 --> 00:17:02.057 +forums, meetings, +social media, + +00:17:02.190 --> 00:17:04.059 +and they love +a good chat and a hiss + +00:17:04.192 --> 00:17:06.895 +about anyone who's decided to +mow his lawn without a license. + +00:17:08.030 --> 00:17:11.299 +And then there's the helicopters, +drones, Google Earth, + +00:17:11.432 --> 00:17:13.501 +heritage sites, +parish councils, + +00:17:13.636 --> 00:17:15.004 +and the beat goes on. + +00:17:15.804 --> 00:17:18.272 +And that's before you even think +about getting power in here. + +00:17:20.643 --> 00:17:23.679 +[Fletcher] So what is +Mickey's unique method? + +00:17:23.812 --> 00:17:28.316 +I tip my cap at the cheek, +at the elegance, at the class. + +00:17:29.084 --> 00:17:31.053 +And what would +that method be exactly? + +00:17:31.185 --> 00:17:33.521 +You have to understand +a culture to understand a man. + +00:17:34.188 --> 00:17:36.025 +Toffs, aristocrats, + +00:17:36.157 --> 00:17:39.128 +dukes, duchesses, +lords and ladies, + +00:17:39.260 --> 00:17:41.130 +lots of land +and fuck all dough. + +00:17:41.262 --> 00:17:45.034 +Houses to keep, damp to +keep out, silver to polish. + +00:17:45.166 --> 00:17:48.169 +You must remember +that cash is very persuasive + +00:17:48.302 --> 00:17:51.707 +to the class that got spanked by +angry lefties and death duties. + +00:17:52.975 --> 00:17:56.544 +And every time you inherit a +fortune, you lose half to the state. + +00:17:56.679 --> 00:17:58.681 +- [slurps] +- So this is my moment to swoop in + +00:17:58.814 --> 00:18:00.849 +like a guardian fucking angel + +00:18:00.983 --> 00:18:04.385 +and offer my services so they +can keep their houses in order. + +00:18:04.519 --> 00:18:06.655 +And they're not too bothered +about what I do, + +00:18:07.122 --> 00:18:10.224 +as long as that cash +keeps rolling in each year. + +00:18:10.358 --> 00:18:13.128 +It's good to get a lord, yes, +but it's not easy. + +00:18:13.261 --> 00:18:17.066 +It takes work, +wine, women and disco. + +00:18:17.633 --> 00:18:20.401 +Twelve sites. Twelve farms. + +00:18:20.535 --> 00:18:23.438 +One thousand of these estates +in the great UK. + +00:18:23.571 --> 00:18:25.573 +Bonne chance +trying to find them all. + +00:18:26.742 --> 00:18:29.778 +That's it. My infrastructure. + +00:18:30.746 --> 00:18:35.349 +And that, sir, is, with my +blessing, what you are paying for. + +00:18:36.217 --> 00:18:38.787 +If it's as discreet and as +lucrative as you claim it is, + +00:18:38.921 --> 00:18:40.621 +I'll buy the whole business. + +00:18:40.923 --> 00:18:42.590 +But enough foreplay, Michael. + +00:18:43.192 --> 00:18:44.592 +I wanna see your plant. + +00:18:45.160 --> 00:18:46.762 +[engine stops] + +00:18:46.895 --> 00:18:48.997 +I've gone to great lengths +to make my operation + +00:18:49.131 --> 00:18:51.667 +as invisible as possible, +Matthew. + +00:18:51.800 --> 00:18:54.235 +If you were standing on my +bush, you wouldn't know it. + +00:18:56.370 --> 00:18:59.842 +As a matter of fact, +you are standing on my bush. + +00:19:02.811 --> 00:19:04.847 +It's a spectacular business, +Michael. + +00:19:05.881 --> 00:19:07.716 +Such a shame it will go +bankrupt in ten years + +00:19:07.850 --> 00:19:09.952 +when things go legal +in the great UK. + +00:19:10.585 --> 00:19:12.921 +And you want me +to pay top dollar for it? + +00:19:13.222 --> 00:19:15.256 +A nugget under half a yard? + +00:19:16.524 --> 00:19:17.726 +That is the price. + +00:19:18.727 --> 00:19:21.496 +Now step inside and I'll show +you what half a yard gets you. + +00:19:26.467 --> 00:19:31.006 +Ooh. A delightful tool shed +for 400 million dollars. + +00:19:31.640 --> 00:19:33.441 +Is the ball-peen hammer +included? + +00:19:33.574 --> 00:19:36.477 +Course it is. +Now let me show you the nails. + +00:19:44.485 --> 00:19:45.586 +Watch your head. + +00:19:46.320 --> 00:19:47.656 +Carry on, chaps. + +00:19:58.901 --> 00:20:01.170 +England's +green and pleasant land. + +00:20:03.272 --> 00:20:04.773 +Those are some nails. + +00:20:06.141 --> 00:20:09.178 +Location, staff, technology. + +00:20:10.045 --> 00:20:13.949 +See, you're buying the substructure +for the superstructure to come, + +00:20:14.582 --> 00:20:18.253 +and with purchase you will +inherit the best sites available, + +00:20:18.386 --> 00:20:21.489 +the finest botanists and herb +sommeliers in the world, + +00:20:21.622 --> 00:20:25.194 +as well as the most innovative +marijuana technology on the planet. + +00:20:26.360 --> 00:20:28.897 +And when this little piggy +goes to legal market + +00:20:29.031 --> 00:20:32.067 +and the demand +way outpaces the supply... + +00:20:33.035 --> 00:20:36.470 +these locations, +these green-fingered botanical boys, + +00:20:36.604 --> 00:20:38.907 +as well as +my superior technology, + +00:20:39.041 --> 00:20:40.341 +will be at a premium. + +00:20:41.777 --> 00:20:43.178 +And you would own them all. + +00:20:46.014 --> 00:20:50.052 +Did you know it took 15 years after +alcohol prohibition ended back home + +00:20:50.185 --> 00:20:52.321 +for the legal market +to scratch that itch? + +00:20:53.121 --> 00:20:54.890 +Fifteen years. + +00:20:55.489 --> 00:20:57.592 +And that's if +you do nothing with it. + +00:20:58.293 --> 00:21:01.029 +Yes, it's a win-win, +no matter how you look at it. + +00:21:02.597 --> 00:21:04.867 +And I'm not greedy. +You and I both know + +00:21:05.000 --> 00:21:08.203 +that 400 million is a +fair-to-generous asking price, + +00:21:09.104 --> 00:21:11.472 +especially considering +that once this game's kosher, + +00:21:11.606 --> 00:21:14.408 +it's going to be worth +somewhere between 200 billion + +00:21:14.542 --> 00:21:17.846 +and, well, +half a trillion pounds. + +00:21:18.213 --> 00:21:19.380 +Annually. + +00:21:20.048 --> 00:21:21.415 +Weed. + +00:21:21.549 --> 00:21:22.751 +Bush. + +00:21:23.352 --> 00:21:24.853 +Skunk-amola. + +00:21:25.553 --> 00:21:27.756 +White widow super cheese. + +00:21:27.890 --> 00:21:29.224 +[chuckles] + +00:21:29.358 --> 00:21:30.726 +It's the new gold rush. + +00:21:31.894 --> 00:21:34.863 +This is the thin end +of a very fat wedge, sir. + +00:21:35.596 --> 00:21:38.532 +If it's such a fat wedge, +why don't you keep it? + +00:21:39.600 --> 00:21:43.872 +You see, I've developed a reputation +as a man who came up the hard way. + +00:21:44.605 --> 00:21:47.843 +You could say that there's blood +on these pretty white hands. + +00:21:48.844 --> 00:21:52.781 +But in the new business, +once legal and under the jurisdiction + +00:21:52.915 --> 00:21:56.919 +of the respectable umbrella +of ministerial legitimacy, + +00:21:57.052 --> 00:22:00.722 +an enterprise like this will +need a face with a clean past, + +00:22:00.856 --> 00:22:04.059 +which sadly I do not possess. + +00:22:04.192 --> 00:22:06.295 +Retirement +doesn't sound so bad. + +00:22:06.427 --> 00:22:09.865 +Long walks in the countryside, +pruning roses with my better half, + +00:22:09.998 --> 00:22:11.432 +raising some cubs. + +00:22:11.565 --> 00:22:14.136 +[inhales] I've earned it. + +00:22:14.870 --> 00:22:18.807 +Look, we both know growing +is only 50% of the business. + +00:22:19.607 --> 00:22:21.575 +I need +your European connections. + +00:22:21.710 --> 00:22:23.912 +I've seen +how the sausage is made. + +00:22:24.046 --> 00:22:25.546 +Now tell me +about the butcher shops. + +00:22:26.480 --> 00:22:28.183 +Well, that comes later, +Matthew, + +00:22:28.750 --> 00:22:30.584 +when the money's in escrow. + +00:22:30.719 --> 00:22:34.022 +Now that we've established +the dilemma of our protagonist, + +00:22:34.156 --> 00:22:37.693 +let us turn to our antagonist. + +00:22:37.826 --> 00:22:40.696 +Many miles away, +across the open plains, + +00:22:40.829 --> 00:22:46.201 +another beautiful feral beast +lopes his way to a watering hole. + +00:22:46.335 --> 00:22:47.601 +Who are you talking about +now? + +00:22:47.736 --> 00:22:51.539 +I talk, Raymondo, of Dry Eye. + +00:22:51.673 --> 00:22:53.175 +Oh, Dry Eye. + +00:22:53.308 --> 00:22:56.044 +What is he? +Chinese? Japanese? Pekingese? + +00:22:56.178 --> 00:22:57.545 +Get on your fucking knees? + +00:22:57.679 --> 00:22:59.480 +Dirty dragon filth. + +00:22:59.613 --> 00:23:02.784 +♪ Yellow is the color +Gambling is the game ♪ + +00:23:02.918 --> 00:23:07.322 +He explodes on the scene like a millennial +fucking firecracker. Bang, bang, bang. + +00:23:07.456 --> 00:23:09.358 +[shouting] +You chee-bye motherfuckers! + +00:23:09.490 --> 00:23:11.460 +[Raymond] I'm gonna have to +stop you right there, Fletcher. + +00:23:11.994 --> 00:23:13.862 +That doesn't sound like +the Dry Eye I know. + +00:23:13.996 --> 00:23:16.465 +Just making sure you're +paying attention, Raymond. + +00:23:16.597 --> 00:23:20.268 +So let's cut instead +to a somewhat anticlimactic + +00:23:20.402 --> 00:23:23.171 +but suave and debonair +Dry Eye, + +00:23:23.305 --> 00:23:25.140 +like a Chinese James Bond. + +00:23:26.308 --> 00:23:28.043 +"Ricense" to kill. + +00:23:29.878 --> 00:23:31.747 +- [Dry Eye] Open them up. +- [man] Yes, boss. + +00:23:31.880 --> 00:23:33.982 +[man speaks Chinese] + +00:23:36.952 --> 00:23:38.353 +Good Lord. + +00:23:41.189 --> 00:23:43.925 +Hose them down, load them up +and fuck them off. + +00:23:44.059 --> 00:23:46.828 +- Let me have a look at 432. +- Yes, boss. It's just right here. + +00:23:47.129 --> 00:23:48.196 +[speaks Chinese] + +00:23:51.967 --> 00:23:56.171 +There's 120 rims, uh, +32 LS engines, 60 custom... + +00:23:56.304 --> 00:23:58.106 +All right. Pay the man. + +00:23:58.240 --> 00:24:01.977 +Sorry, chaps. I quoted you for +a 20 when it's a 40-footer. + +00:24:02.110 --> 00:24:04.179 +[stutters] +It's gonna be double bubble. + +00:24:04.846 --> 00:24:06.681 +[stutters mockingly] +Double bubble? + +00:24:08.183 --> 00:24:11.853 +A gentleman's quote +is a gentleman's word. + +00:24:12.988 --> 00:24:16.725 +Now, either you or your family are +gonna have to pay for that lesson. + +00:24:18.460 --> 00:24:19.995 +Do we have an understanding? + +00:24:21.163 --> 00:24:22.330 +Yes, boss. + +00:24:23.632 --> 00:24:25.400 +Give the soppy prick +his money. + +00:24:29.004 --> 00:24:31.206 +[Fletcher] Anyway, +let's put a pin in Dry Eye + +00:24:31.339 --> 00:24:33.208 +and turn again to Mickey. + +00:24:33.675 --> 00:24:35.777 +If you're thinking +of smoking that in here... + +00:24:36.545 --> 00:24:37.479 +don't. + +00:24:37.646 --> 00:24:39.081 +I find that confusing. + +00:24:39.214 --> 00:24:42.451 +Do you mean don't smoke +or don't think? + +00:24:46.254 --> 00:24:47.889 +- Oh... +- [lighter clicks] + +00:24:48.023 --> 00:24:49.925 +Oh, all right, all right, +it's going out. + +00:24:50.058 --> 00:24:51.927 +["Vitamin C" by Can plays] + +00:24:52.060 --> 00:24:55.831 +♪ Her daddy +Got a big aeroplane ♪ + +00:24:55.964 --> 00:25:00.102 +♪ Her mommy +Holds all the family cash ♪ + +00:25:00.235 --> 00:25:04.272 +♪ A beautiful rose +Is standing by the corner ♪ + +00:25:04.406 --> 00:25:08.143 +♪ She is living +In and out of tune ♪ + +00:25:08.777 --> 00:25:13.415 +[Fletcher] I think the time has come +for me to introduce you to our queen. + +00:25:13.548 --> 00:25:14.816 +[woman] Harold, bag. + +00:25:14.950 --> 00:25:16.718 +[Fletcher] +A Cockney Cleopatra + +00:25:16.852 --> 00:25:18.787 +to Mickey's cowboy Caesar. + +00:25:18.920 --> 00:25:22.557 +The only weak link in his +otherwise impregnable armor + +00:25:22.691 --> 00:25:26.495 +is his devotion, his passion, +some would say his obsession + +00:25:26.628 --> 00:25:28.296 +with his beauteous lady wife. + +00:25:28.430 --> 00:25:30.832 +[woman] I'm trying to do you +a favor here, Mike, + +00:25:30.966 --> 00:25:33.301 +but every time I do you a favor, +it ends up costing me too. + +00:25:33.435 --> 00:25:35.770 +- [Mike over phone] Now, come on, Ros... +- Why is Miss Kova still here? + +00:25:35.904 --> 00:25:38.039 +That Range was supposed +to be finished this morning. + +00:25:38.173 --> 00:25:41.176 +- I'm not talking to you, Mike. +- Sorry, boss. Rodge is on the Range. + +00:25:41.309 --> 00:25:44.045 +How many times have I told you? +I don't want Roger up front. + +00:25:44.179 --> 00:25:46.648 +This is a sanctuary +for the ladies. Where is he? + +00:25:46.781 --> 00:25:48.550 +He's up in your office +with your husband. + +00:25:48.683 --> 00:25:51.653 +- [indistinct shouting] +- [pounding, drilling] + +00:25:51.786 --> 00:25:54.389 +Misha, darling, I'll have you +out of here in 20 minutes. + +00:25:54.523 --> 00:25:57.025 +Rosalind, I've got a spin +class in half an hour. + +00:25:57.159 --> 00:25:58.994 +Twenty minutes +and no charge. + +00:25:59.127 --> 00:26:00.829 +Lisa, champagne. + +00:26:01.429 --> 00:26:03.665 +- Mike, are you still there? +- [Mike] Of course I'm still fucking here. + +00:26:03.798 --> 00:26:06.935 +Right, well, if you're still there, +who's ordering the fucking parts? + +00:26:07.235 --> 00:26:08.436 +So what do you think? + +00:26:08.570 --> 00:26:10.305 +Ringing the bell, +but not too loud. + +00:26:11.072 --> 00:26:12.174 +Dipped in honey. + +00:26:13.141 --> 00:26:14.476 +That's on the money. + +00:26:15.277 --> 00:26:17.712 +But you always could make +a good cup of tea, Mickey. + +00:26:17.846 --> 00:26:19.347 +[inhales] Very nice. + +00:26:20.282 --> 00:26:21.349 +[Mickey] Hello, Ros. + +00:26:22.584 --> 00:26:23.952 +What the fuck +is going on in here? + +00:26:24.452 --> 00:26:25.854 +I should have known +it was you behind this. + +00:26:26.421 --> 00:26:27.889 +Rodge is supposed to be +working down there + +00:26:28.023 --> 00:26:29.491 +and you're up here +blowing his brains out. + +00:26:29.624 --> 00:26:31.459 +- I'm on it, boss. +- You wanna be. + +00:26:31.927 --> 00:26:33.461 +Don't blame the Dodge, +dear. + +00:26:33.595 --> 00:26:35.130 +You know he's got +a special nose + +00:26:35.263 --> 00:26:37.098 +and he's doing +this old dog a favor. + +00:26:37.232 --> 00:26:38.668 +Dodge, get down there +and earn your money. + +00:26:38.800 --> 00:26:39.834 +Gone. + +00:26:42.704 --> 00:26:44.339 +What you doing here anyway? + +00:26:44.472 --> 00:26:46.676 +Thought I'd come by to have +a cup of tea with my wife. + +00:26:47.342 --> 00:26:49.411 +Well, go on, then. +Put the kettle on. + +00:26:51.846 --> 00:26:53.548 +Looks like +the deal's gone through. + +00:26:54.416 --> 00:26:56.585 +- Second thoughts? +- No second thoughts. + +00:26:56.718 --> 00:26:58.386 +I like middle age. + +00:26:58.520 --> 00:27:01.890 +I like gentrification, +private schools, fine wines + +00:27:02.023 --> 00:27:05.760 +and a spoonful of caviar +to help my medicine go down. + +00:27:06.595 --> 00:27:09.998 +But most importantly, I'm looking +forward to spending more time with you. + +00:27:10.131 --> 00:27:11.199 +Course you are. + +00:27:12.000 --> 00:27:13.602 +Look, I don't want you +knocking around here + +00:27:13.735 --> 00:27:16.037 +feeling all unemployed +and lost with yourself. + +00:27:16.538 --> 00:27:17.939 +Well, fuck me. + +00:27:18.708 --> 00:27:20.242 +Most wives would beg +their other halves + +00:27:20.375 --> 00:27:22.177 +to get out +of this game, but not you. + +00:27:22.310 --> 00:27:23.778 +That's because +I know you, darling. + +00:27:24.879 --> 00:27:28.016 +Look, you'll have to +do this elegantly, love. + +00:27:28.684 --> 00:27:32.120 +If word spreads that you're getting +out, that could read as weakness. + +00:27:32.254 --> 00:27:34.422 +And if you smell smoke, +it's 'cause there's a fire, + +00:27:34.556 --> 00:27:36.726 +and that could +get expensive. + +00:27:36.858 --> 00:27:39.761 +So you're gonna have to stamp that +out without any gentrification. + +00:27:40.730 --> 00:27:41.796 +But not you, love. + +00:27:43.633 --> 00:27:45.333 +Don't you do anything messy. + +00:27:46.134 --> 00:27:48.403 +That's why you've +got people, remember? + +00:27:48.536 --> 00:27:50.572 +[groans] +I fucking love you, babe. + +00:27:50.706 --> 00:27:52.073 +Course you do. + +00:27:53.041 --> 00:27:54.175 +Any chance? + +00:27:55.810 --> 00:27:57.579 +No, you can wait. + +00:27:58.013 --> 00:28:00.248 +I've got a red-hot Russki +with her finger on the trigger. + +00:28:00.382 --> 00:28:03.018 +- Gotta deal with it. +- I don't mind the two of yous. + +00:28:03.151 --> 00:28:04.853 +Go on, fuck off. + +00:28:06.788 --> 00:28:07.989 +Fletcher... + +00:28:09.424 --> 00:28:11.059 +why are you +wasting our time? + +00:28:11.559 --> 00:28:14.062 +I know what happens in my +world and what doesn't. + +00:28:14.195 --> 00:28:17.299 +What I fail to recognize is +why Michael should be motivated + +00:28:17.432 --> 00:28:19.167 +to write you +a check for 20 million. + +00:28:19.301 --> 00:28:22.971 +I find you very impatient, Raymond. +I am a storyteller. + +00:28:23.104 --> 00:28:25.573 +As they say in the film game, +I'm laying pipe. + +00:28:25.940 --> 00:28:27.777 +Well, you'd better put +something through it soon. + +00:28:27.909 --> 00:28:30.312 +So what is that? +Is that a barbecue as well? + +00:28:32.113 --> 00:28:34.983 +- Yes, it is, Fletcher. +- I love a barbie. + +00:28:35.383 --> 00:28:37.152 +That is a useful bit of plant, +then, isn't it? + +00:28:37.285 --> 00:28:40.055 +So that heats up your knees +and cooks at the same time? + +00:28:40.188 --> 00:28:42.891 +[chuckles] You gotta show me +how to get one of them. + +00:28:43.024 --> 00:28:45.327 +Well, you can take it with +you if you fuck off now. + +00:28:46.494 --> 00:28:47.797 +Ray. + +00:28:48.963 --> 00:28:50.332 +Is there any chance +of a steak? + +00:28:56.271 --> 00:29:00.041 +Yeah, all right. Got a bit of +Wagyu in the freezer as it happens. + +00:29:00.175 --> 00:29:03.646 +- I've never had Wagyu. +- Yeah, well, it'll be wasted on you, but it's all I've got. + +00:29:03.779 --> 00:29:05.715 +- I'll get it, mate. +- Oh, no, you're all right. + +00:29:05.847 --> 00:29:07.750 +- Just stay right there. +- Oh. + +00:29:10.218 --> 00:29:11.386 +Ow, fuck me! + +00:29:12.854 --> 00:29:13.955 +It's hot. + +00:29:20.028 --> 00:29:21.396 +[exhales] + +00:29:22.163 --> 00:29:25.200 +He's a sly fox, +that Fletcher. + +00:29:31.807 --> 00:29:33.341 +Night-night, Aslan. + +00:29:34.042 --> 00:29:35.877 +32 LS engines? + +00:29:36.344 --> 00:29:38.546 +You got all these parts +on a 40-foot container? + +00:29:39.514 --> 00:29:40.515 +Yeah. + +00:29:41.349 --> 00:29:42.550 +How'd you get +your hands on that? + +00:29:44.152 --> 00:29:46.254 +Ask no questions, +hear no lies. + +00:29:46.722 --> 00:29:47.757 +Hence the price. + +00:29:48.724 --> 00:29:50.760 +- So how much? +- Oh, no charge. + +00:29:50.892 --> 00:29:53.194 +Okay, so what's the price? + +00:29:53.328 --> 00:29:54.529 +A meeting with your husband. + +00:29:54.663 --> 00:29:56.297 +[chuckles] Oh, fuck off. + +00:29:56.431 --> 00:29:57.666 +That's not gonna happen. + +00:29:58.233 --> 00:29:59.601 +It's in his interest. + +00:30:01.837 --> 00:30:06.074 +Tell you what, keep the parts. +Consider it a gesture of goodwill. + +00:30:08.209 --> 00:30:09.879 +You know +how to get hold of me. + +00:30:11.546 --> 00:30:13.481 +Well, I can't +promise anything. + +00:30:13.615 --> 00:30:16.050 +Dry Eye, he got his little +sit-down with Michael, didn't he? + +00:30:16.918 --> 00:30:20.088 +Bold move, that, +coming in heavy, + +00:30:20.221 --> 00:30:23.525 +sanctioned or unsanctioned... + +00:30:24.526 --> 00:30:27.562 +by the dragon head himself, +Lord George. + +00:30:28.229 --> 00:30:30.465 +Well, he's a naughty boy, +that George. + +00:30:30.866 --> 00:30:33.636 +But Dry Eye, +oh, he's next generation, + +00:30:33.769 --> 00:30:36.938 +and them Chinamen, they upgrade +quicker than i-fucking-Phones. + +00:30:37.071 --> 00:30:38.373 +Is he making moves? + +00:30:38.506 --> 00:30:40.141 +[chattering] + +00:30:40.275 --> 00:30:42.110 +[Fletcher] +Is he breaking out on his own? + +00:30:42.243 --> 00:30:44.747 +Big man plans +behind Lord George's back? + +00:30:47.716 --> 00:30:51.519 +To be fair, it was very nicely played +with 100 grand's worth of free car parts, + +00:30:51.654 --> 00:30:56.124 +because everyone knows that the way +to a man's heart is through his wife. + +00:30:58.661 --> 00:31:00.528 +You'd make a lovely wife, +Raymond. + +00:31:11.072 --> 00:31:13.541 +Thank you for taking the time +to see me, Michael. + +00:31:14.409 --> 00:31:15.878 +Lord George sends his best. + +00:31:16.311 --> 00:31:19.047 +I only took this meeting +because Ros asked me to. + +00:31:19.180 --> 00:31:21.082 +Make sure to never approach +her like that again. + +00:31:21.717 --> 00:31:23.351 +I meant no disrespect. + +00:31:33.662 --> 00:31:34.763 +How can I help? + +00:31:35.931 --> 00:31:37.298 +I understand +you're getting out. + +00:31:38.466 --> 00:31:41.269 +Getting out. +Getting out of what? + +00:31:41.402 --> 00:31:43.505 +Bed? My head? +The closet? + +00:31:44.005 --> 00:31:46.140 +Don't flirt with me, Dry Eye. +I'm a busy man. + +00:31:46.742 --> 00:31:48.476 +I hear you're +getting out of the game. + +00:31:49.845 --> 00:31:52.915 +And I would like you +to consider an offer. + +00:31:53.047 --> 00:31:55.049 +Look, I'm gonna stop you +right there + +00:31:55.183 --> 00:31:57.151 +so you don't waste any more of +your precious breath, young man. + +00:31:57.285 --> 00:31:59.487 +This is not a discussion +for the two of us. + +00:31:59.621 --> 00:32:01.657 +Unlike the salt and pepper, +it's not on the table. + +00:32:06.160 --> 00:32:08.596 +This is a big number. + +00:32:09.999 --> 00:32:13.101 +[typing on phone] + +00:32:30.653 --> 00:32:31.720 +Cash. + +00:32:32.287 --> 00:32:35.758 +I am not for sale. + +00:32:37.993 --> 00:32:40.562 +And even if I was, +you're several zeros short. + +00:32:40.696 --> 00:32:42.898 +Now, you may be able to buy +your man's sausage for that, + +00:32:43.032 --> 00:32:45.366 +but to me it just looks +rude at breakfast. + +00:32:48.003 --> 00:32:49.070 +You're out of touch. + +00:32:52.206 --> 00:32:55.410 +You're forgetting the laws of the +jungle, looking down on me. + +00:33:00.582 --> 00:33:03.585 +Now, when the silverback's +got more silver than back... + +00:33:04.687 --> 00:33:05.955 +he best move on... + +00:33:08.122 --> 00:33:09.591 +before he gets moved on. + +00:33:10.759 --> 00:33:12.293 +It's not dignified. + +00:33:13.094 --> 00:33:16.932 +It's beneath you, Michael. +Trying to do you a favor. + +00:33:17.066 --> 00:33:18.266 +[sighs] + +00:33:18.968 --> 00:33:21.202 +This is a big fucking number. + +00:33:27.275 --> 00:33:28.711 +And this? + +00:33:29.544 --> 00:33:31.279 +This is a big fucking gun. + +00:33:35.183 --> 00:33:36.919 +[groans] + +00:33:38.386 --> 00:33:39.454 +[squealing] + +00:33:39.587 --> 00:33:41.222 +Eyes not so dry now, are they? + +00:33:41.356 --> 00:33:42.992 +[screaming] + +00:33:43.792 --> 00:33:44.927 +Hurts, does it? + +00:33:46.427 --> 00:33:48.631 +You looking for your balls +or a hole in the wall? + +00:33:48.764 --> 00:33:51.432 +- Fuck! +- Where the fuck do you think you're going? + +00:33:51.834 --> 00:33:55.169 +Because you're not going out the way you +came in, you deluded duck-eating cunt. + +00:33:55.303 --> 00:33:57.973 +- [screams] +- Talking to me about the laws of the jungle. + +00:33:58.107 --> 00:34:00.809 +What was it? Something +about being beneath me? + +00:34:00.943 --> 00:34:02.377 +Silver on back? + +00:34:03.578 --> 00:34:06.015 +There's only one rule +in this fucking jungle. + +00:34:06.447 --> 00:34:09.484 +When the lion's hungry, +he eats. + +00:34:11.285 --> 00:34:12.353 +[Raymond] +You're wrong, Fletcher. + +00:34:12.487 --> 00:34:14.155 +That's not how Michael works. + +00:34:14.288 --> 00:34:17.325 +Yeah, I know. I know. I was +just having a bit of fun. + +00:34:17.693 --> 00:34:19.560 +Every movie needs +a bit of action, doesn't it? + +00:34:19.695 --> 00:34:21.630 +And it's not like Michael +doesn't have a reputation. + +00:34:21.764 --> 00:34:23.498 +Had a reputation. + +00:34:24.133 --> 00:34:25.834 +He's been gentrified. + +00:34:26.635 --> 00:34:28.804 +[audio rewinding] + +00:34:30.839 --> 00:34:32.675 +[Dry Eye] +...big fucking number. + +00:34:33.241 --> 00:34:37.545 +I know how you lot love fables, +so let me share a little fable with you. + +00:34:39.114 --> 00:34:41.315 +There once was +a young and foolish dragon + +00:34:41.449 --> 00:34:43.686 +who came to ask +a wise and cunning lion + +00:34:43.819 --> 00:34:46.121 +about acquiring +his territory. + +00:34:46.254 --> 00:34:49.190 +Now, the lion, he wasn't interested, +so he told the little dragon to fuck off. + +00:34:50.659 --> 00:34:53.062 +But the dragon couldn't +understand what "fuck off" meant, + +00:34:53.194 --> 00:34:56.031 +so he persisted and +continued to ask the lion + +00:34:56.165 --> 00:34:58.067 +about acquiring +his territory. + +00:34:58.199 --> 00:35:01.003 +So the lion took +the little dragon for a walk + +00:35:01.136 --> 00:35:03.839 +and put five bullets +in his little dragon head. + +00:35:05.540 --> 00:35:07.009 +End of story. + +00:35:09.645 --> 00:35:12.380 +Now, allegedly +there's a message in there. + +00:35:12.513 --> 00:35:15.684 +I don't know what it is, +but you're a clever boy, Dry Eye. + +00:35:15.818 --> 00:35:17.585 +Maybe you can +explain it to me. + +00:35:19.587 --> 00:35:21.389 +I think your time's up, +chaps. + +00:35:22.557 --> 00:35:24.727 +Michael, you should recons... + +00:35:24.860 --> 00:35:25.894 +[tuts] + +00:35:27.395 --> 00:35:28.596 +Just marinade on it. + +00:35:30.065 --> 00:35:31.700 +In the meantime, fuck off. + +00:35:36.038 --> 00:35:39.373 +Oh, I bet Mickey was pleased he +took that meeting, wasn't he? + +00:35:39.507 --> 00:35:41.777 +Yes, it went very well. + +00:35:41.910 --> 00:35:43.946 - Yeah. +- Do you want the top or the bottom? -00:11:49.625 --> 00:11:52.210 -We're talking about humor. +00:35:44.412 --> 00:35:46.048 +The bottom, please, darling. -00:11:52.294 --> 00:11:54.546 -Yes, you asked me about -my mother-in-law. +00:35:46.882 --> 00:35:49.517 +Now, things started to unravel +after that meeting. -00:11:54.630 --> 00:11:57.257 -Do you have a joke about her? +00:35:49.651 --> 00:35:52.553 +Didn't Mickey get a rat +infestation at one of his farms? -00:11:57.341 --> 00:12:00.009 -No, why make a joke on a mother-in-law? +00:35:58.794 --> 00:35:59.995 +[man 1 whispering] Come on. -00:12:02.221 --> 00:12:05.598 -Do you ever laugh on people -with a retardation? +00:36:01.395 --> 00:36:02.463 +Stealth, stealth. -00:12:05.683 --> 00:12:09.936 -Here in America we try not to make fun of +00:36:03.932 --> 00:36:04.967 +Go. -00:12:10.020 --> 00:12:13.022 -or be funny with things -that people don't choose. +00:36:07.236 --> 00:36:08.569 +Ballys down. -00:12:13.107 --> 00:12:18.778 -But perhaps you have not seen -someone with a very funny retardation. +00:36:11.539 --> 00:36:13.474 +Let's move. Go, go, go, go. -00:12:18.863 --> 00:12:24.659 -My brother, Bilo, -have a very funny retardation. +00:36:16.277 --> 00:36:17.278 +[man 2] Shit. -00:12:25.870 --> 00:12:30.415 -Mental retardation causes a lot of pain -and hardship for a lot of families. +00:36:17.713 --> 00:36:18.814 +[man 3 laughs] -00:12:30.499 --> 00:12:35.920 -Sometime my sister, she show her -vagina to my brother, Bilo, and say, +00:36:18.947 --> 00:36:21.750 +Oh, my days. -00:12:36.005 --> 00:12:39.758 -"You will never get this! -You will never get this!" +00:36:22.316 --> 00:36:23.786 +[man 1] Fucking hell. -00:12:39.842 --> 00:12:43.094 -He behind his cage, crazy, crazy. -Everybody laugh. +00:36:24.418 --> 00:36:25.754 +He said +there'd be a bit of puff. -00:12:43.179 --> 00:12:45.013 -She go, "You never get this!" +00:36:25.888 --> 00:36:27.355 +[man 3] +Yeah, they weren't joking. -00:12:45.097 --> 00:12:49.601 -But one time, -he break cage and he get this. +00:36:28.857 --> 00:36:31.559 +Oi, fellas. +It's already packed. -00:12:49.685 --> 00:12:51.186 -And then we all laugh. +00:36:31.693 --> 00:36:32.895 +Let's not mess about. -00:12:51.270 --> 00:12:52.645 -High five! +00:36:33.028 --> 00:36:34.328 +Let's load it up, boys. -00:12:54.315 --> 00:12:55.523 -Now... +00:36:35.130 --> 00:36:36.464 +Who the fuck are you lot? -00:12:59.278 --> 00:13:02.781 -No, that would not be funny -in America, okay? +00:36:36.597 --> 00:36:38.399 +[man 1] Fuck. Cover up. -00:13:02.865 --> 00:13:05.825 -What is "not" jokes? +00:36:38.967 --> 00:36:40.334 +Do you know +who owns this gaff? -00:13:05.910 --> 00:13:09.704 -A "not" joke is when we're trying -to make fun of something +00:36:40.736 --> 00:36:42.037 +[man 1] +We don't give a fuck. -00:13:09.789 --> 00:13:13.917 -and what we do is we make -a statement that we pretend is true +00:36:42.537 --> 00:36:44.072 +I think you got off +on the wrong stop. -00:13:14.001 --> 00:13:17.754 -but, at the end, we say, "Not," -which means it's not true. +00:36:45.073 --> 00:36:46.407 +Oi, Tezza! -00:13:17.838 --> 00:13:19.172 -So teach me how to make one. +00:36:46.541 --> 00:36:48.944 +- [Tezza] What? +- Fancy a row? -00:13:19.256 --> 00:13:22.258 -- All right, what color is your suit? -- This suit is gray. +00:36:51.079 --> 00:36:52.346 +Who are these jokers? -00:13:22.343 --> 00:13:23.927 -Gray, I would call it blue, okay? +00:36:52.480 --> 00:36:53.816 +They want our gear. -00:13:24.011 --> 00:13:25.553 -- It's gray. -- All right, it's blue-gray. +00:36:54.482 --> 00:36:55.583 +Marv! -00:13:25.638 --> 00:13:28.306 -But it's certainly not black, right? +00:36:56.584 --> 00:36:57.686 +Who's this cunt? -00:13:28.390 --> 00:13:31.100 -- Let's say it's gray, but... -- It is gray. +00:36:58.253 --> 00:36:59.387 +John! -00:13:32.269 --> 00:13:35.146 -Okay, so a "not" joke, I would say +00:37:00.454 --> 00:37:02.523 +Oh, hello. +It's Dad's Army. -00:13:35.231 --> 00:13:38.149 -"That suit is black. Not!" +00:37:02.658 --> 00:37:03.992 +Oi, Frank. -00:13:38.234 --> 00:13:41.486 -This suit is not black. +00:37:05.459 --> 00:37:07.328 +What's this? +Teddy bears' picnic? -00:13:41.570 --> 00:13:44.322 -- No, no, "Not" has to be the end. -- Oh, okay. +00:37:07.461 --> 00:37:09.031 +[Frank] Oi, Mo! -00:13:44.406 --> 00:13:46.533 -This suit is black not. +00:37:10.464 --> 00:37:12.333 +Any more rabbits +in that warren? -00:13:46.617 --> 00:13:49.452 -This suit is black, pause... -You know what a pause is? +00:37:12.466 --> 00:37:13.635 +[man 1] +You lads fancy a warm-up? -00:13:49.537 --> 00:13:52.831 -- Yes. -- This suit is black. Not! +00:37:13.769 --> 00:37:14.970 +[guard] +Not for you Jelly Babies. -00:13:52.915 --> 00:13:56.167 -This suit is black. Pause. Not. +00:37:15.103 --> 00:37:16.305 +[man 3] On three, lads. -00:13:56.252 --> 00:13:58.253 -No, you don't say "pause." +00:37:16.939 --> 00:37:17.873 +Three. -00:13:58.337 --> 00:14:00.088 -This suit is black. +00:37:18.006 --> 00:37:19.574 +[chattering] -00:14:01.340 --> 00:14:03.174 -That's a pause. Not! +00:37:19.708 --> 00:37:21.076 +[boy 1] Hey! -00:14:03.926 --> 00:14:05.635 -This suit is black. +00:37:21.210 --> 00:37:22.978 +What? You wanna +call him back, Granddad? -00:14:07.638 --> 00:14:08.930 -Okay... +00:37:23.879 --> 00:37:25.080 +- [blows] +- Fuck! -00:14:10.099 --> 00:14:11.850 -- I don't... I'm not... -- Not! +00:37:25.681 --> 00:37:26.982 +Boss, let me get +two burgers on the stove. -00:14:17.106 --> 00:14:19.858 -Everybody say U.S.A. -television much better +00:37:27.115 --> 00:37:28.183 +Get that quick, understand? -00:14:19.942 --> 00:14:22.986 -but this I watch for three hours, -do not change. +00:37:28.317 --> 00:37:30.118 +And I want two chips as well. -00:14:23.070 --> 00:14:24.696 -There's a remote control here. +00:37:30.252 --> 00:37:32.221 +What is this smell +of wee in here? -00:14:24.780 --> 00:14:27.282 -Push these two arrows -to change the channel. +00:37:32.353 --> 00:37:33.521 +[chattering stops] -00:14:30.536 --> 00:14:31.536 -I got him, I got him, I got him! +00:37:34.488 --> 00:37:36.124 +Who the fuck +is this joke, man? -00:14:33.122 --> 00:14:35.707 -I have the urge to bury something else. +00:37:36.258 --> 00:37:37.860 +Don't stand near me, son. -00:14:35.791 --> 00:14:36.875 -Yes! +00:37:38.660 --> 00:37:41.230 +You got your mouthwash +muddled up with cat piss. -00:14:38.627 --> 00:14:42.171 -- I love you. -- I love you too, Jamie. +00:37:41.697 --> 00:37:44.532 +Take two steps back +and wait your turn. -00:14:42.256 --> 00:14:43.965 -I love you. +00:37:44.666 --> 00:37:46.335 +[boys chuckle] -00:15:03.360 --> 00:15:06.905 -- Do you believe in magic, Miss... -- Parker, C.J. +00:37:47.135 --> 00:37:49.403 +You better fuck off, old man, +or I'll wet you. -00:15:07.615 --> 00:15:09.699 -It's a pleasure to meet you, C.J. +00:37:49.537 --> 00:37:51.640 +The only thing you can wet's +your underpants, son. -00:15:14.121 --> 00:15:16.915 -Be careful! Be careful, C.J.! +00:37:51.940 --> 00:37:53.242 +Now, back two steps. -00:15:16.999 --> 00:15:21.753 -This C.J. was like no -Kazakh woman I had ever seen. +00:37:53.809 --> 00:37:56.477 +[boy 2] +Trigger. That's you. Go on. -00:15:21.837 --> 00:15:26.758 -She had golden hairs, -teeth as white as pearls +00:37:56.611 --> 00:37:58.247 +- [boy 3] That's you. You're up, bruv. +- [boy 1] Yeah? -00:15:26.842 --> 00:15:29.344 -and the asshole of a 7-year-old. +00:37:58.379 --> 00:38:00.048 +[boy 3] +Do him. Fucking do him, lad. -00:15:30.596 --> 00:15:33.389 -For the first time in my lifes, +00:38:00.182 --> 00:38:02.416 +- [boy 1] Stick it in him, bruv. +- [gasps] -00:15:33.474 --> 00:15:35.099 -l was in love. +00:38:02.550 --> 00:38:04.585 +Now, if you're gonna stab, +stab, Trigger. -00:15:39.980 --> 00:15:41.689 -Get up! Get up! +00:38:04.720 --> 00:38:07.521 +- Don't, you know, dance. +- [customers chattering] -00:15:41.774 --> 00:15:43.900 -Why aren't you ready! +00:38:07.656 --> 00:38:09.858 +What are yous, like a Four +Tops tribute act or something? -00:15:43.984 --> 00:15:45.652 -We have people to interview today. +00:38:10.391 --> 00:38:12.127 +The Foreskins. The Redskins. -00:15:45.736 --> 00:15:46.736 -I understand. +00:38:12.261 --> 00:38:14.029 +Whoa, whoa, whoa. +Here come the Indians. -00:15:47.571 --> 00:15:49.948 -Learn what you can from -this women's group. +00:38:14.162 --> 00:38:16.632 +Bit of the old Northern Soul, +is it, boys? -00:15:50.282 --> 00:15:52.951 -- My hair? -- It's beautiful. Don't worry. +00:38:16.765 --> 00:38:19.268 +Putting the gay +back in Marvin Gaye. -00:15:55.871 --> 00:16:00.541 -In Kazakhstan it is illegal for more than -five woman to be in the same place +00:38:19.400 --> 00:38:21.870 +I'm on fire over here, lads. Come on, +I need some back and forth. Come on. -00:16:00.626 --> 00:16:03.419 -except for in brothel or in grave. +00:38:22.004 --> 00:38:24.572 +What have you got for me? +Now, make it quick. Make it funny. -00:16:03.504 --> 00:16:07.840 -In the U.S. and A., many womens meet -in groups called Feminists. +00:38:25.240 --> 00:38:27.209 +Fuck you. -00:16:07.925 --> 00:16:09.175 -I find more. +00:38:27.910 --> 00:38:30.478 +Jeez, that's disappointing. +No, no, not that. -00:16:11.720 --> 00:16:12.804 -VETERAN FEMINISTS -OF AMERICA +00:38:31.013 --> 00:38:32.814 +Go again. Go again. -00:16:12.888 --> 00:16:14.806 -So, what means this feminism? +00:38:32.948 --> 00:38:35.516 +Now, make it sharp. +Cut me with it. -00:16:14.890 --> 00:16:19.811 -It's the theory that women -should be equal to men - -00:16:19.895 --> 00:16:23.314 -in matters economic, social... - -00:16:23.399 --> 00:16:25.650 -- Now you are laughing. -- Yes. - -00:16:25.734 --> 00:16:27.652 -Well, that is the problem. - -00:16:27.736 --> 00:16:30.363 -Do you think a woman should be educate? - -00:16:30.447 --> 00:16:31.739 -Definitely. - -00:16:31.824 --> 00:16:36.160 -But is it not a problem that a woman -have a smaller brain than a man? - -00:16:36.245 --> 00:16:37.495 -That is wrong. - -00:16:37.579 --> 00:16:41.457 -But the government scientist, -Dr. Yamak, prove it's the size of squirrel. - -00:16:41.542 --> 00:16:43.251 -Your government's scientist? - -00:16:43.335 --> 00:16:46.045 -- Yes, Dr. Yamak. -- He's wrong. He's wrong. - -00:16:46.130 --> 00:16:48.589 -Give me a smile, baby. Why angry face? - -00:16:48.674 --> 00:16:52.552 -Well, what you're saying -is very demeaning. - -00:16:52.636 --> 00:16:55.263 -- Do you know the word "demeaning"? -- No. - -00:16:56.015 --> 00:16:57.181 -We are saying to you... - -00:16:57.266 --> 00:17:01.144 -l could not concentrate on what -this old man was saying. - -00:17:02.896 --> 00:17:07.900 -All I could think about was this -lovely woman in her red water-panties. - -00:17:07.985 --> 00:17:10.028 -Who was this C.J.? - -00:17:10.112 --> 00:17:13.614 -Last night I see in my hotel room - -00:17:14.616 --> 00:17:17.452 -a woman called C.J. on the television. - -00:17:17.536 --> 00:17:19.537 -- Do you know her? -- No. - -00:17:19.621 --> 00:17:22.915 -She from a town called Baywatches. - -00:17:23.000 --> 00:17:25.710 -- She's just on television. -- Her name is Pamela. - -00:17:25.794 --> 00:17:28.713 -- Do she live here in New York City? -- She lives in California. - -00:17:28.797 --> 00:17:31.215 -- In the California. -- He's gonna look her up. - -00:17:31.300 --> 00:17:32.800 -Okay, can we finish now? - -00:17:32.885 --> 00:17:34.677 -Listen, pussycat, smile a bit. - -00:17:34.762 --> 00:17:38.431 -- All right. That's it. I'm done. -- We're finished. We have to leave. - -00:17:40.392 --> 00:17:45.897 -Although I was obsessed -by this C.J., I could not pursue her - -00:17:45.981 --> 00:17:48.816 -or else my wife would snap off my cock. - -00:17:53.238 --> 00:17:55.156 -Mr. Sagdiyev? - -00:17:55.240 --> 00:17:58.034 -- Yes? -- I have a telegram for you. - -00:17:58.118 --> 00:18:00.661 -- You can read? -- Yes, I can. - -00:18:02.331 --> 00:18:04.457 -"Dear Borat Sagdiyev, - -00:18:04.541 --> 00:18:07.376 -"your wife, Oxna, - -00:18:07.461 --> 00:18:12.965 -"was walking your retarded Bilo -in the woods - -00:18:13.050 --> 00:18:16.886 -"when a bear attacked -and violated and break her. - -00:18:16.970 --> 00:18:19.263 -"She is now dead." - -00:18:19.348 --> 00:18:21.766 -You say my wife is dead? - -00:18:23.018 --> 00:18:24.852 -This is what it's... - -00:18:32.152 --> 00:18:36.405 -Yes, sir. I'm sorry to inform you, -but that's what the telegram says. - -00:18:37.908 --> 00:18:39.951 -High five! Great! - -00:18:54.883 --> 00:18:57.426 -What do you mean, California? - -00:18:57.511 --> 00:19:00.304 -I have arranged all our filming -for New York. - -00:19:00.889 --> 00:19:03.641 -But we need to leave New York -to find the real America: - -00:19:03.725 --> 00:19:07.103 -rodeos, cowboys... -It will be better for our documentary. - -00:19:07.855 --> 00:19:09.647 -But why California? -What's there? - -00:19:11.942 --> 00:19:14.402 -Pearl Harbor is there... -And so is Texas. - -00:19:14.486 --> 00:19:19.240 -Eventually, I persuade Azamat -that we would travel to California - -00:19:19.324 --> 00:19:22.076 -and make our reportings along the way. - -00:19:22.619 --> 00:19:28.082 -He insists we not fly in case the Jews -repeated their attack of 9/11. - -00:19:28.834 --> 00:19:31.586 -Okay, I'll find another way -for us to get there. - -00:19:32.379 --> 00:19:34.463 -My name is Mike. -I'm gonna be your driving instructor. - -00:19:34.548 --> 00:19:36.007 -MICHAEL PSENICSKA -Perry Hall Driving School - -00:19:36.091 --> 00:19:37.091 -Welcome to our country, okay. - -00:19:37.217 --> 00:19:38.634 -- My name Borat. -- Okay, okay. Good, good. - -00:19:38.719 --> 00:19:41.262 -Well, I'm not used to that, -but that's fine. - -00:19:42.556 --> 00:19:44.599 -Now, you do know how to drive a little bit? - -00:19:44.683 --> 00:19:47.226 -- Yes. -- Yes. Put it in D. - -00:19:47.978 --> 00:19:49.520 -- What? -- Drive. - -00:19:53.150 --> 00:19:55.818 -Now, wait a second. Wait a second. - -00:19:55.903 --> 00:19:58.738 -- Have you driven a car before? -- Yes, many times. - -00:19:58.822 --> 00:20:00.156 -All right, let's go this way. - -00:20:00.240 --> 00:20:02.491 -I don't want you hitting anybody. - -00:20:02.576 --> 00:20:04.285 -Use two hands, now. - -00:20:05.495 --> 00:20:07.121 -- What? -- Two hands. - -00:20:07.206 --> 00:20:10.374 -But then it look like I am holding -a Gypsy while he eat my chram. - -00:20:10.459 --> 00:20:13.836 -I don't care. -You use two hands when you drive, okay? - -00:20:14.171 --> 00:20:15.463 -Okay. - -00:20:19.635 --> 00:20:22.094 -- Okay. -- Watch the children. - -00:20:22.179 --> 00:20:24.096 -Okay, no problem. - -00:20:24.181 --> 00:20:26.807 -You must not hit the children. - -00:20:26.892 --> 00:20:28.893 -Look, there is a woman in a car. - -00:20:28.977 --> 00:20:30.186 -Can we follow her? - -00:20:30.270 --> 00:20:32.647 -- And maybe make sexy-time with her? -- No, no, no. - -00:20:32.731 --> 00:20:34.649 -- Let's get her. Why not? -- No, no, no. - -00:20:34.733 --> 00:20:38.861 -Because a woman has a right -to choose who she has sex with. - -00:20:38.946 --> 00:20:41.364 -- What? You joke? -- How about that? Isn't that amazing? - -00:20:41.448 --> 00:20:44.575 -There must be consent. How about that? - -00:20:45.327 --> 00:20:46.661 -That's good, huh? - -00:20:46.745 --> 00:20:49.622 -- Is not good for me. -- It is good. - -00:20:49.706 --> 00:20:51.582 -- Steer the car. -- Okay. - -00:20:51.667 --> 00:20:54.085 -- You want have a drink? -- You can't drink that. - -00:20:54.169 --> 00:20:56.754 -- Why not? What? -- It's against the law. - -00:20:59.007 --> 00:21:01.884 -Who is this car that follow us? -I wish it didn't follow us. - -00:21:01.969 --> 00:21:03.761 -- I don't know. -- Maybe we'll lose them. - -00:21:03.845 --> 00:21:05.680 -No, we better not lose them. - -00:21:06.682 --> 00:21:09.725 -Hey, don't look at me. Eat my tits! - -00:21:09.810 --> 00:21:11.602 -We'll make a right turn up here. - -00:21:11.687 --> 00:21:14.855 -Don't look at me like that. -I will eat your shit. - -00:21:14.940 --> 00:21:16.983 -- Hey, you fuck my mother! -- Hey, hey. - -00:21:17.067 --> 00:21:19.610 -- No, he do before. He look on me. -- You can't do that. - -00:21:19.695 --> 00:21:22.154 -They're gonna throw us in jail, -me with you. - -00:21:22.239 --> 00:21:24.782 -Why in a jail? He look on me. - -00:21:24.866 --> 00:21:27.285 -- Behind. -- You can't say that. - -00:21:27.369 --> 00:21:28.953 -I like you, do you like me? - -00:21:29.037 --> 00:21:31.539 -- I do like you. -- You are my friend? - -00:21:31.623 --> 00:21:33.624 -You're nice and I am your friend. - -00:21:33.709 --> 00:21:35.001 -You will be my boyfriend? - -00:21:35.085 --> 00:21:38.379 -- I won't be your boyfriend. -- Why not? You do not like me? - -00:21:38.463 --> 00:21:41.841 -I could be. It depends. -Well, boyfriend, yeah, I can. - -00:21:42.884 --> 00:21:44.468 -Great success. - -00:21:44.553 --> 00:21:47.638 -Now time to make purchase of motorcars. - -00:21:47.723 --> 00:21:52.018 -I want to have a car that attract -a woman with a shave down below. - -00:21:52.894 --> 00:21:54.937 -Well, that would be a Corvette -or a Hummer. - -00:21:55.022 --> 00:21:56.188 -JIM SELL -GM Salesman - -00:21:56.273 --> 00:21:58.399 -We will try to help you out here. - -00:21:59.901 --> 00:22:03.529 -A man yesterday tell me if I buy a car - -00:22:03.613 --> 00:22:05.823 -I must buy one with a pussy magnet. - -00:22:05.907 --> 00:22:07.783 -He means a car that women will like. - -00:22:07.868 --> 00:22:09.994 -Yes, but where you keep this magnet? - -00:22:10.078 --> 00:22:12.830 -No, there's no magnet. That was just... -He means the vehicle. - -00:22:12.914 --> 00:22:14.248 -Women love the Hummers. - -00:22:14.333 --> 00:22:16.834 -- Do this have a pussy magnet? -- No. - -00:22:16.918 --> 00:22:18.586 -The vehicle itself will be a magnet. - -00:22:18.670 --> 00:22:24.050 -If I give you good price, -will you please put in pussy magnet? - -00:22:24.134 --> 00:22:28.054 -Yeah, but there's no such thing -in this country as a magnet. - -00:22:28.638 --> 00:22:31.974 -If this car drive into a group of Gypsy, - -00:22:32.059 --> 00:22:34.185 -will there be any damage to the car? - -00:22:34.269 --> 00:22:37.188 -- It depends on how hard you hit them. -- Hard. - -00:22:37.272 --> 00:22:38.689 -Yeah, hard. You might, - -00:22:38.774 --> 00:22:42.526 -if somebody rolls on the windshield, -crack your windshield. - -00:22:42.611 --> 00:22:45.863 -How fast do I need to go -to guarantee I kill him? - -00:22:45.947 --> 00:22:48.824 -Let me tell you something, -with this vehicle, probably doing 35, - -00:22:48.909 --> 00:22:51.369 -- 40 miles an hour would do it. -- Great. - -00:22:51.453 --> 00:22:55.122 -When I buy my wife, - -00:22:55.207 --> 00:22:58.376 -at the start, she was cook good, - -00:22:58.460 --> 00:23:01.796 -her vagina work well -and she strong on plow. - -00:23:01.880 --> 00:23:05.091 -But after three years, when she was 15, - -00:23:05.175 --> 00:23:10.721 -then she become weak, her voice -become deep, "Borat, Borat." - -00:23:10.806 --> 00:23:14.725 -She receive hair on chest - -00:23:14.810 --> 00:23:18.312 -and her vagina hang like sleeve of wizard. - -00:23:18.397 --> 00:23:20.523 -Huh. Jeez. - -00:23:20.982 --> 00:23:24.819 -How do I know that -this will not happen with a car? - -00:23:25.737 --> 00:23:28.155 -Chevrolet guarantees that with a warranty. - -00:23:28.240 --> 00:23:31.117 -I like very much buy this Hummers. - -00:23:31.201 --> 00:23:33.744 -- How much is it? -- 52,000. - -00:23:34.162 --> 00:23:40.751 -I am looking for something between -$600 to $650. - -00:23:40.836 --> 00:23:43.838 -We don't have any cars for 650 -that you can buy. - -00:23:43.922 --> 00:23:46.048 -I might be able to sell you -a wholesale car. - -00:23:46.133 --> 00:23:48.551 -A car with a lot of miles for 700 -with no warranty. - -00:23:48.635 --> 00:23:49.885 -- Okay. +00:38:35.651 --> 00:38:37.252 +- [boy 3] Fucking do him, laddie. - Come on. -00:24:02.441 --> 00:24:04.567 -California, I coming! +00:38:37.386 --> 00:38:39.054 +[boy 1] Yeah. Yeah. -00:24:14.411 --> 00:24:17.913 -First stops on our journey -was Washington, D.C., +00:38:39.187 --> 00:38:40.554 +- [knife clinks] +- Oh, shit! -00:24:17.998 --> 00:24:21.459 -home of mighty U.S. warlord, -Premier Bush. +00:38:40.689 --> 00:38:41.890 +- Come on then, you dickhead. +- [grunts] -00:24:22.627 --> 00:24:23.836 -Look who has an embassy here! +00:38:42.925 --> 00:38:45.294 +- [boy 1 groans] +- [boy 2] My eyes! -00:24:23.920 --> 00:24:27.381 -Uzbekistan. Fuck you, motherfuckers! +00:38:45.894 --> 00:38:47.696 +Yous are embarrassing +yourself here, lads. -00:24:28.258 --> 00:24:31.635 -We arrive here to learn -from American politic. +00:38:48.764 --> 00:38:51.266 +Kids stab, girls shoot, +boys punch. -00:24:32.095 --> 00:24:35.848 -Azamat arrange interview -with Party official from ruling regime. +00:38:51.400 --> 00:38:54.369 +Grown-ups fight with their heads. +That's where the real battle is. -00:24:35.932 --> 00:24:37.099 -BOB BARR -Former Georgia Congressman +00:38:54.502 --> 00:38:56.104 +Up here, in the gray. -00:24:37.184 --> 00:24:41.061 -- We are good friend, Bob Barr, yes? -- I hope so. +00:38:56.238 --> 00:38:57.773 +[boy 2] +He sparked me out, bruv. -00:24:41.229 --> 00:24:46.233 -It is a custom have cheese at the start. +00:38:58.073 --> 00:39:00.642 +Now, wake up, lads. +Life's quick, you're slow. -00:24:47.819 --> 00:24:49.153 +00:39:00.776 --> 00:39:02.476 +Life's hard on a bone top. + +00:39:03.412 --> 00:39:05.847 +Come on down the gym. +We'll see what we can do with yous. + +00:39:08.083 --> 00:39:11.253 +Hang on. +Are you the coach? + +00:39:12.586 --> 00:39:15.791 +- [boy 2 sniffs] +- [phone ringing] + +00:39:15.924 --> 00:39:17.426 +Coach, it's Ernie. + +00:39:17.993 --> 00:39:21.296 +Shit. It's the fucking coach, +bro. It's the fucking coach. + +00:39:21.430 --> 00:39:23.031 +Ernie, what is it? + +00:39:23.165 --> 00:39:24.700 +[Ernie over phone] +Ball's in the back of the net. + +00:39:25.634 --> 00:39:28.804 +We've rung the bell here and we're gonna +include you, because you're our mentor. + +00:39:28.937 --> 00:39:31.605 +I don't know what you're talking about, +but I don't like the sound of it. + +00:39:31.740 --> 00:39:35.444 +- We've landed a load of sticky bush. +- Listen to me, now, Ernie. + +00:39:35.576 --> 00:39:37.511 +Walk away. + +00:39:37.646 --> 00:39:39.715 +It's too late. We're at +the gym now unloading the van. + +00:39:39.848 --> 00:39:41.083 +You took my van? + +00:39:41.750 --> 00:39:43.819 +Wait there. +I'll be back in ten minutes. + +00:39:44.618 --> 00:39:47.422 +I'm sorry to intrude, +but I think you need to see this, boss. + +00:39:50.225 --> 00:39:53.362 +- [hip-hop song plays] +- ♪ Man don't have to Take off the door ♪ + +00:39:53.494 --> 00:39:55.529 +♪ Pull up in a dinger Straight +through The hole in the floor ♪ + +00:39:55.664 --> 00:39:57.866 +♪ We're the Toddlers +Don't know what you thought ♪ + +00:39:58.000 --> 00:39:59.468 +♪ By the end of the night +You'll be picking up Your jaw ♪ + +00:39:59.600 --> 00:40:00.969 +♪ Plants +Not ten or twenty ♪ + +00:40:01.103 --> 00:40:02.938 +It's Eggs Benny, +'cause I never get cracked. + +00:40:04.072 --> 00:40:05.841 +♪ Man's egg got cracked +And his legs went jelly ♪ + +00:40:06.607 --> 00:40:08.810 +♪ Just know that We're leaving +the room With every last penny ♪ + +00:40:08.944 --> 00:40:10.712 +They call me Ghost, 'cause +you never see me coming. + +00:40:10.846 --> 00:40:12.714 +♪ Just know it's over +When you see ghosts ♪ + +00:40:12.848 --> 00:40:14.983 +♪ Spinning back kick +Might take off your nose ♪ + +00:40:15.117 --> 00:40:17.419 +♪ Man don't want that smoke Big +elbow to The top of the dome ♪ + +00:40:18.120 --> 00:40:21.156 +My name's Ernie. 'Cause the left hand's +fast and the right hand's sturdy. + +00:40:21.289 --> 00:40:23.658 +♪ The left hand's fast +And the right hand's sturdy ♪ + +00:40:23.792 --> 00:40:25.694 +♪ You know I've been Bad from early, +your little Headlock can't hurt me ♪ + +00:40:25.827 --> 00:40:27.496 +- ♪ I'm fighting dirty ♪ +- Jim. + +00:40:27.629 --> 00:40:29.398 +♪ Jim, Jim +The Iron Chin ♪ + +00:40:29.530 --> 00:40:31.233 +♪ You already know +Man can't fuck with him ♪ + +00:40:31.366 --> 00:40:33.268 +♪ When it comes to +This fighting thing ♪ + +00:40:33.402 --> 00:40:34.903 +♪ Man'll head-butt him +Put in the double-leg takedown ♪ + +00:40:35.037 --> 00:40:36.338 +Why are we watching +fight porn, Ray? + +00:40:37.172 --> 00:40:39.540 +Because it's fight porn +at one of my farms. + +00:40:39.674 --> 00:40:42.010 +♪ We're the Toddlers +Are you dumb? ♪ + +00:40:42.144 --> 00:40:44.413 +♪ Just know that we come from The +bottom of the slum And we're hungry ♪ + +00:40:44.545 --> 00:40:47.082 +♪ Means we're coming For the +crumbs And we're like a tax man ♪ + +00:40:47.215 --> 00:40:48.549 +♪ 'Cause we're coming For your funds, +bang, bang You see us in a gang ♪ + +00:40:48.683 --> 00:40:50.652 +[hip-hop music continues] + +00:40:52.521 --> 00:40:54.256 +- Coach. +- Jim, put that shit out. + +00:40:54.389 --> 00:40:56.091 +- I've only just... +- Jim, into the office. + +00:40:56.458 --> 00:40:58.559 +Benny, put down that box +of scorpions. Follow Jim. + +00:40:58.693 --> 00:41:00.195 +It weren't my idea, Coach. + +00:41:01.797 --> 00:41:03.198 +Oh, shit. + +00:41:03.331 --> 00:41:05.233 +Mal, what the fuck did +you do to your nose? + +00:41:05.367 --> 00:41:06.701 +You have a fight +in a week, man. + +00:41:06.835 --> 00:41:08.070 +Looks a lot worse +than what it is. + +00:41:08.203 --> 00:41:09.738 +- I'm a hundred percent. +- Yeah? + +00:41:11.773 --> 00:41:13.308 +[man 1] Two thousand hits! + +00:41:13.442 --> 00:41:14.709 +Oh, my days! + +00:41:15.043 --> 00:41:17.879 +I look mad in this. +The lighting is banging. + +00:41:18.914 --> 00:41:21.216 +♪ Put it on the net Do you wanna bet? +It will do a million a set ♪ + +00:41:21.349 --> 00:41:24.920 +♪ That's it Boxes of bush All +buds, no dust ♪ + +00:41:25.619 --> 00:41:28.323 +♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're +the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪ + +00:41:29.257 --> 00:41:32.127 +♪ Boxes of bush +All buds, no dust ♪ + +00:41:32.694 --> 00:41:34.930 +♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're +the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪ + +00:41:35.063 --> 00:41:37.566 +Make sure you get the upper cut in. +It looks gangsta. + +00:41:37.933 --> 00:41:39.434 +Is that what I think it is? + +00:41:39.568 --> 00:41:42.204 +[man 1] Yeah, +but the best version of it. + +00:41:42.337 --> 00:41:44.139 +Tell me you didn't put +that fight porn online. + +00:41:44.272 --> 00:41:46.541 +It's white hot, Coach. +The hits. + +00:41:46.675 --> 00:41:48.043 +It's gone +intergalactic. + +00:41:48.176 --> 00:41:49.544 +What was I thinking, + +00:41:49.678 --> 00:41:51.646 +leaving you kids alone +unsupervised? + +00:41:53.248 --> 00:41:55.383 +Take it down. Now! + +00:41:55.517 --> 00:41:57.786 +I've gotta say, +I was impressed. + +00:41:57.919 --> 00:42:00.889 +The way they fought? +They're on point, guvnor. + +00:42:01.356 --> 00:42:03.558 +Whoever trained them +knows what he's doing. + +00:42:03.692 --> 00:42:04.993 Thank you. +That's enough. -00:24:49.696 --> 00:24:53.282 -My wife, she make this cheese. +00:42:05.427 --> 00:42:07.162 +- Well, I'm just saying. +- Well, quit saying. -00:24:53.366 --> 00:24:54.950 -Very nice. +00:42:07.295 --> 00:42:08.763 +Okay, thank you. -00:24:55.035 --> 00:24:57.536 -She make it from milk from her tit. +00:42:09.564 --> 00:42:12.501 +No sooner do I entertain +Matthew's offer to buy me out -00:25:05.795 --> 00:25:11.133 -After interview, I encounters -traditional American street festival. +00:42:12.634 --> 00:42:14.703 +and reject Dry Eye's offer -00:25:12.219 --> 00:25:15.513 -GAY PRIDE PARADE +00:42:15.403 --> 00:42:16.538 +does one of my farms +get raided. -00:25:17.557 --> 00:25:21.602 -People here were much more friendly -than in New York. +00:42:16.671 --> 00:42:18.140 +First time ever. -00:25:28.026 --> 00:25:33.364 -Next morning, I interview politician -who is a genuine chocolate-face. +00:42:18.440 --> 00:42:20.108 +Doesn't feel like +a coincidence, does it? -00:25:33.448 --> 00:25:34.990 -No makeup. +00:42:20.242 --> 00:42:22.310 +It isn't. +There's fuckery afoot. -00:25:35.075 --> 00:25:36.283 -ALAN KEYES -2-time Republican Presidential Candidate +00:42:23.245 --> 00:42:25.547 +- How did they find it? +- I don't know. -00:25:36.368 --> 00:25:38.702 -On Sunday, I arrive in Washington. +00:42:25.680 --> 00:42:26.948 +I'm making inquiries. -00:25:38.787 --> 00:25:40.538 -There was a parade. +00:42:28.183 --> 00:42:29.818 +What about Matthew? -00:25:40.622 --> 00:25:43.874 -I make two friends from this parade. +00:42:29.951 --> 00:42:31.286 +He's gonna need reassuring -00:25:43.959 --> 00:25:46.794 -I invite them back my hotel room. +00:42:31.419 --> 00:42:33.021 +before he parts +with 400 big ones. -00:25:46.878 --> 00:25:49.505 -We drink like normal in Kazakhstan. +00:42:33.155 --> 00:42:35.056 +[Fletcher] So many questions +unanswered, Ray. -00:25:49.589 --> 00:25:52.216 -We wrestle like normal in Kazakhstan. +00:42:35.190 --> 00:42:38.960 +I mean, who'd be smart enough +to find one of Mickey's farms? -00:25:52.300 --> 00:25:56.470 -Then they say, "I wash you in a shower," -and he wash me in a shower. +00:42:39.094 --> 00:42:40.162 +Apart from me, of course. -00:25:56.805 --> 00:25:59.932 -It sounds like -you met somebody who is from +00:42:41.029 --> 00:42:44.966 +And who would be bold enough +to make such a move? -00:26:00.016 --> 00:26:02.351 -what is called in America, -the gay community. +00:42:45.100 --> 00:42:48.003 +Especially to film it all +and then post it all online? -00:26:02.435 --> 00:26:05.354 -- What it mean, "Gay," this word? -- Homosexual. +00:42:48.136 --> 00:42:51.706 +Because that is really rubbing +your face in it, isn't it? -00:26:05.814 --> 00:26:07.856 -A homosexual? You mean... +00:42:52.507 --> 00:42:53.675 +[Matthew] +I'm here to help, Michael. -00:26:13.822 --> 00:26:17.950 -Are you telling me the man -who try to put a rubber fist in my anus +00:42:53.808 --> 00:42:56.278 +I'm your friend, your ally, -00:26:18.034 --> 00:26:19.827 -was a homosexual? +00:42:56.411 --> 00:42:58.346 +your Santa Claus +for all seasons, -00:26:25.333 --> 00:26:27.960 -Even though my anus was broken +00:42:58.480 --> 00:43:02.284 +and I'd like you to know my team +of elves can be very persuasive. -00:26:28.044 --> 00:26:32.089 -I knew that rest of our journey -would be great success. +00:43:02.684 --> 00:43:06.388 +Persuasive? And why +would I need persuasive? -00:26:32.173 --> 00:26:35.968 -We left Washington -and continued towards California. +00:43:06.521 --> 00:43:09.891 +Well, I hear you might have +had a little trouble. -00:26:36.344 --> 00:26:37.720 -Howdy, partners! +00:43:10.759 --> 00:43:12.827 +Now, you helped me before +when my source ran dry, -00:26:38.930 --> 00:26:41.849 -Yes, minister, we're on schedule. +00:43:12.961 --> 00:43:15.397 +so I'm just returning +the favor and reminding you -00:26:42.684 --> 00:26:45.185 -Yes, I'm standing in -the middle of Times Square. +00:43:15.530 --> 00:43:17.098 +I have effectual friends. -00:26:45.937 --> 00:26:48.480 -It's time to prepare for your -TV appearance. +00:43:17.232 --> 00:43:18.500 +Elves? -00:26:48.565 --> 00:26:51.942 -Remember to talk of singing -national anthem at rodeo. +00:43:19.067 --> 00:43:20.335 +Elves? -00:26:52.027 --> 00:26:53.944 -Don't worry, I am a TV professional. +00:43:20.468 --> 00:43:23.238 +- Yes. You said elves. +- Did I? -00:26:54.571 --> 00:26:57.281 -Now, building our station around you. +00:43:23.371 --> 00:43:24.406 +Mm. -00:26:57.365 --> 00:27:00.618 -This is 16 WAPT News This Morning, +00:43:25.173 --> 00:43:28.678 +No trouble over here, Matthew. +No trouble at all. -00:27:00.702 --> 00:27:04.288 -named best newscast in the state -by the Associated Press. +00:43:31.413 --> 00:43:32.814 +So we brought you +a token. -00:27:04.372 --> 00:27:07.249 -This morning we have -a special guest here in the studio. +00:43:32.948 --> 00:43:34.082 +[Mickey] You did? -00:27:07.334 --> 00:27:09.376 -This is Borhat Sagadiyev. +00:43:35.850 --> 00:43:39.554 +And what might this be? -00:27:09.461 --> 00:27:13.130 -He is traveling across America to get the -taste of life here in the United States. +00:43:39.689 --> 00:43:43.091 +It's a paperweight to keep down all +the paper I'm about to give you. -00:27:13.214 --> 00:27:15.090 -He spent the last few days here. +00:43:43.225 --> 00:43:46.161 +- Well, it looks like a gun. +- And it's a paperweight. -00:27:15.175 --> 00:27:18.469 -- Good morning to you. -- Hello, my name Borat. Hello. +00:43:46.294 --> 00:43:50.599 +Seeing how in this country, +unlike in our homeland, they're illegal. -00:27:18.553 --> 00:27:20.638 -Hello. Thank you. +00:43:50.732 --> 00:43:53.335 +So is riding your bicycle +at night without lights. -00:27:21.681 --> 00:27:25.684 -Before we start, can you tell me, -because I want make urines, +00:43:53.468 --> 00:43:55.070 +Laws are there +as a guideline. -00:27:25.769 --> 00:27:29.063 -then I come back here and... +00:43:55.203 --> 00:43:57.839 +In France, it's illegal +to call a pig Napoleon, -00:27:29.147 --> 00:27:31.857 -If you tell me one minute -before we start... +00:43:57.973 --> 00:43:59.341 +but just try and stop me. -00:27:31.941 --> 00:27:35.986 -We started. -We are actually live on the air right now. +00:44:01.309 --> 00:44:03.511 +I quite like it. +You're very kind. -00:27:36.071 --> 00:27:38.447 -- I am very excite. -- Yes. - -00:27:38.531 --> 00:27:43.118 -Hello, U.S. and A.! Hello, U.S. and A.! -I'm very excite! - -00:27:43.203 --> 00:27:45.496 -I'm very excite to be here. - -00:27:45.580 --> 00:27:47.081 -And hello! - -00:27:48.166 --> 00:27:49.750 -Hello to you as well. - -00:27:49.834 --> 00:27:52.753 -Now, real quickly, why are you here -in the United States? - -00:27:52.837 --> 00:27:57.508 -Because I want to learn from U.S. and A, - -00:27:57.592 --> 00:28:04.515 -your culture, and to understand -from how a thing happen - -00:28:04.599 --> 00:28:07.351 -and to take this lesson -back to my country. - -00:28:07.435 --> 00:28:10.104 -- All right. Would you like to have a seat? -- Yes. - -00:28:10.188 --> 00:28:12.022 -Please sit, please sit, please sit. - -00:28:12.107 --> 00:28:14.566 -Now, one of the things -that you've enjoyed so much about... - -00:28:14.651 --> 00:28:17.861 -Can I have a microphone -so people can hear me? - -00:28:17.946 --> 00:28:20.322 -They can hear you right now. -You are miked up. - -00:28:20.407 --> 00:28:22.116 -This right here, that's the microphone. - -00:28:22.200 --> 00:28:24.993 -Hello. Hello, nice meet you. - -00:28:25.787 --> 00:28:29.707 -Well, welcome to the United States. -Thank you very much for coming on. - -00:28:29.791 --> 00:28:32.251 -When you come to Kazakhstan, - -00:28:32.335 --> 00:28:35.212 -- you can stay in my house. -- Well, thank you so much. - -00:28:35.296 --> 00:28:38.006 -You can sleep my house -and you can use my sister. - -00:28:38.091 --> 00:28:40.300 -Meteorologist Ken Johnson -will have the latest - -00:28:40.385 --> 00:28:43.178 -on tropical storm Emily when we return. - -00:28:43.763 --> 00:28:45.431 -Ten seconds, stand by. - -00:28:45.724 --> 00:28:49.601 -This is 16 WAPT News This Morning. - -00:28:49.728 --> 00:28:52.396 -Traffic is flowing along smoothly -along Interstate 55. - -00:28:52.480 --> 00:28:54.815 -Dry conditions. -If you're heading to the north, - -00:28:54.899 --> 00:28:57.901 -not too far away from Attala County, -there's some showers there. - -00:28:57.986 --> 00:29:01.238 -Check that out on -the radar this morning and... - -00:29:01.322 --> 00:29:04.575 -Thank you, very nice for have me. - -00:29:04.659 --> 00:29:06.118 -What your name? - -00:29:06.202 --> 00:29:08.245 -We're on air right now doing the weather. - -00:29:08.329 --> 00:29:10.581 -- What your name? -- We're doing the weather right now. - -00:29:10.665 --> 00:29:13.792 -Go over here with Adrian. -She's calling you to go over here. - -00:29:13.877 --> 00:29:15.669 -- It is a she? -- Yes. - -00:29:15.754 --> 00:29:19.006 -- Very nice. -- Yeah, go. Go... - -00:29:20.884 --> 00:29:22.885 -- Go over here with... -- What is your name? - -00:29:22.969 --> 00:29:24.720 -I'm the weather guy. - -00:29:26.848 --> 00:29:28.015 -Okay... - -00:29:30.477 --> 00:29:33.854 -Let's go over to the weather. -You can see the radar, right now - -00:29:33.938 --> 00:29:37.483 -showing some showers -and storms up to the north... - -00:29:37.567 --> 00:29:40.402 -Okay. All right, let me... - -00:29:40.487 --> 00:29:41.820 -Nice to meet you. - -00:29:41.905 --> 00:29:45.032 -Showers and storms north of Yazoo City -up towards Kosciusko... - -00:29:45.116 --> 00:29:46.867 -Thank you, bye-bye. - -00:29:49.162 --> 00:29:51.038 -You're singing at a rodeo tonight! - -00:29:51.122 --> 00:29:53.624 -Why didn't you mention it? - -00:29:53.708 --> 00:29:56.335 -What can I do, they are not -professional. - -00:29:57.337 --> 00:30:01.215 -Get a move on, we have -100 miles to go. - -00:30:03.343 --> 00:30:05.636 -We welcome you to the 38th annual - -00:30:05.720 --> 00:30:09.056 -Kroger Valleydale Championship Rodeo. - -00:30:30.662 --> 00:30:33.413 -Of course, every picture that we get back - -00:30:33.498 --> 00:30:34.665 -BOBBY ROWE -General Manager, Imperial Rodeo - -00:30:34.749 --> 00:30:40.045 -from the terrorists or anything else, -the Muslims, they look like you, - -00:30:40.129 --> 00:30:42.339 -- black hair and a black mustache. -- Yes. - -00:30:42.423 --> 00:30:46.635 -Shave that dadgummed mustache off -so you're not so conspicuous. - -00:30:46.719 --> 00:30:49.972 -So you look like maybe an Italian -or something - -00:30:50.056 --> 00:30:52.850 -as far as when people looking at you. - -00:30:52.934 --> 00:30:55.394 -I see a lot of people and I think, -"There's a dadgummed Muslim. - -00:30:55.478 --> 00:30:58.355 -"I wonder what kind of bomb -he's got strapped to him." - -00:30:58.439 --> 00:31:00.816 -- Yes. -- And you probably aren't a Muslim. - -00:31:00.900 --> 00:31:04.361 -- Maybe that's not your religion. -- No, I am a Kazakh. I follow the hawk. - -00:31:04.445 --> 00:31:06.738 -But you look like one of them. - -00:31:06.823 --> 00:31:09.199 -This thing gets over with -and when we win it - -00:31:09.284 --> 00:31:11.118 -and kick the butts over there - -00:31:11.202 --> 00:31:13.412 -and all of them son-of-a-bucks -hanging from the gallows, - -00:31:13.496 --> 00:31:16.623 -by that time, you will have proven yourself - -00:31:16.708 --> 00:31:18.542 -and you'll be accepted. - -00:31:18.626 --> 00:31:19.793 -- Take care. +00:44:03.646 --> 00:44:06.181 - Thank you. +- Hands across the sea. -00:31:19.878 --> 00:31:22.212 -- I ain't gonna kiss you. +00:44:06.314 --> 00:44:08.350 +[Fletcher] +Mickey calmed down the Jew + +00:44:08.483 --> 00:44:10.085 +and it seems the deal +is still going ahead. + +00:44:10.552 --> 00:44:14.122 +But bad timing, jeopardizing +deals, shutting down farms. + +00:44:14.256 --> 00:44:18.293 +It could be an expensive disaster if +Mickey doesn't get this cleaned up. + +00:44:18.728 --> 00:44:20.495 +[man] Should I be scared? + +00:44:21.796 --> 00:44:25.333 +[Mickey] I don't think so, +but I like to err on the side of caution. + +00:44:25.467 --> 00:44:26.968 +What does that mean? + +00:44:27.102 --> 00:44:28.970 +It means I'm going to +have to close shop, + +00:44:29.104 --> 00:44:32.173 +shut this farm down +and make it disappear. + +00:44:32.607 --> 00:44:34.075 +You might see +a couple of trucks around here + +00:44:34.209 --> 00:44:35.944 +over the next few days, +but that's it. + +00:44:36.077 --> 00:44:38.179 +Well, I'm not gonna pretend +that missing out + +00:44:38.313 --> 00:44:41.349 +on a million pounds commission a +year isn't going to hurt somewhat. + +00:44:41.483 --> 00:44:43.084 +The pain is being shared. + +00:44:43.218 --> 00:44:46.621 +Stolen product, +loss of earnings meantime, + +00:44:46.756 --> 00:44:49.824 +the cost of shutting down, +the expense of setting up elsewhere. + +00:44:50.558 --> 00:44:52.427 +It's funny, really, but +it couldn't be worse timing. + +00:44:52.762 --> 00:44:54.062 +How so? + +00:44:54.195 --> 00:44:55.430 +I've... + +00:44:56.598 --> 00:44:58.900 +I've just learned we need +a whole new roof apparently. + +00:44:59.034 --> 00:45:02.337 +As I say, I'm as upset +about this as you are. + +00:45:06.941 --> 00:45:09.010 +- Henry. +- Mickey. + +00:45:09.745 --> 00:45:13.581 +[Fletcher] The toffs look after Mickey. +Now Mickey looks after the toffs. + +00:45:14.249 --> 00:45:16.786 +But there's a lot of toffs +to look after. + +00:45:17.619 --> 00:45:19.621 +- Henry. +- [Fletcher] And when it rains... + +00:45:19.755 --> 00:45:21.156 +Let me take care of the roof. + +00:45:21.289 --> 00:45:23.525 +[Fletcher] +...it fucking pours. + +00:45:24.025 --> 00:45:27.062 +Now, there's only one thing that +needs more looking after than a toff, + +00:45:27.195 --> 00:45:29.665 +and that is +a toff's offspring. + +00:45:29.799 --> 00:45:33.068 +Which brings me neatly back +to Big Dave's story, + +00:45:33.201 --> 00:45:35.705 +the very reason I'm sitting +here sipping whiskey with you + +00:45:35.837 --> 00:45:37.572 +in the first fucking place. + +00:45:37.707 --> 00:45:41.242 +This is how Big Dave +is gonna bring Mickey down, + +00:45:41.376 --> 00:45:45.547 +by using and abusing Lord +Pressfield's much-beloved child. + +00:45:45.681 --> 00:45:50.485 +Lord Pressfield's daughter, the famous and +talented Laura, all self-hate and harm, + +00:45:50.618 --> 00:45:53.888 +has fallen for this Power +Noel's smacked-out dark charm, + +00:45:54.022 --> 00:45:55.691 +and I want the lot of them, + +00:45:56.257 --> 00:45:59.060 +especially that +slimy little jam rag Pearson, + +00:45:59.194 --> 00:46:01.731 +in bed with a skint, +discredited toff, + +00:46:01.863 --> 00:46:05.567 +and supplying gear to young +and reckless rock-star royals, + +00:46:05.701 --> 00:46:07.969 +royals unbridled +by distracted parents + +00:46:08.103 --> 00:46:10.171 +too busy skiing +on the Swiss Alps to notice + +00:46:10.305 --> 00:46:12.040 +and too fucking stupid +to care. + +00:46:12.173 --> 00:46:14.876 +[chuckles] I like it. +You're good at this, boss. + +00:46:15.009 --> 00:46:17.011 +Yeah, I know what I'm good at, +Hammy. Fuck off. + +00:46:18.012 --> 00:46:22.584 +Aristocratic, junkie, bulimic, +auto-tuned singing daughter + +00:46:22.718 --> 00:46:25.253 +shacked up with some smacked-out, +once-upon-a-time pop star, + +00:46:25.387 --> 00:46:27.055 +and all looked after +by Mickey Pearson. + +00:46:27.188 --> 00:46:30.191 +I like it. +You know, I like it a lot. + +00:46:30.892 --> 00:46:32.560 +We wrapped her +in cotton wool. + +00:46:32.695 --> 00:46:34.596 +But she was +our little Lor-la. + +00:46:36.131 --> 00:46:39.000 +Charlie called her that because +she couldn't say Laura at first. + +00:46:39.702 --> 00:46:41.403 +We miss her terribly, Mickey. + +00:46:42.504 --> 00:46:44.105 +I've failed as a parent. + +00:46:44.239 --> 00:46:46.307 +You mustn't keep +beating yourself up, dear. + +00:46:46.441 --> 00:46:49.310 +Anne's right, Charles. +You mustn't blame yourselves. + +00:46:49.444 --> 00:46:51.346 +It sounds as though Laura +fell in with the wrong crowd + +00:46:51.479 --> 00:46:53.948 +at a time when she was +particularly vulnerable. + +00:46:54.082 --> 00:46:55.684 +What more +could we do? + +00:46:56.918 --> 00:46:58.620 +It's happened +to so many of our friends. + +00:46:58.754 --> 00:47:00.221 +It's a curse. + +00:47:01.556 --> 00:47:04.092 +- Do you mind if I look into it? +- So you'll help us? + +00:47:05.728 --> 00:47:07.262 +Let me see what I can do. + +00:47:11.667 --> 00:47:13.636 +You should get yourself +one of these, boss. + +00:47:13.769 --> 00:47:15.403 +Well, that's the plan. + +00:47:15.537 --> 00:47:17.038 +Everything all right? + +00:47:17.539 --> 00:47:18.874 +You remember +their daughter? + +00:47:19.007 --> 00:47:20.942 +Yeah, Laura. +Nice girl. Good voice. + +00:47:21.075 --> 00:47:24.612 +Teeny sort of spunk-funk fuck pop. +Shame about the habit. + +00:47:24.747 --> 00:47:28.016 +She's gone missing. They've asked +us to find her, bring her home. + +00:47:28.550 --> 00:47:29.517 +Mm-hmm. + +00:47:30.251 --> 00:47:31.754 +Is that a problem? + +00:47:31.887 --> 00:47:33.488 +Well, I had a feeling +you might ask me this, boss, + +00:47:33.621 --> 00:47:35.190 +so I did some due diligence. + +00:47:35.323 --> 00:47:37.025 +I know where she is +and I don't like it. + +00:47:37.158 --> 00:47:39.461 +- I'd rather we didn't get involved. - Why not? -00:31:22.297 --> 00:31:25.883 -The people that do the kissing -are the ones that float around like that. +00:47:39.961 --> 00:47:41.963 +[Raymond] She's on +a South London council estate. -00:31:25.967 --> 00:31:29.136 -- Are they all... -- Yeah. Stay away from them that kiss. +00:47:42.096 --> 00:47:44.365 +- [Mickey] So? +- It's out of our jurisdiction. -00:31:29.220 --> 00:31:30.971 -- Okay. -- You don't want nobody kissing. +00:47:44.767 --> 00:47:46.802 +There's too many moving parts, +parts that we can't control. -00:31:31.055 --> 00:31:35.100 -In my country they take them to jail -and finish them. +00:47:46.936 --> 00:47:48.771 +What if she doesn't wanna come? +It's gonna get messy. -00:31:35.184 --> 00:31:36.810 -- Take them and hang them. -- Yes. +00:47:48.904 --> 00:47:51.606 +Well, that may be true, +but you're still doing it. -00:31:36.895 --> 00:31:39.813 -- That's what we're trying to get done. -- High five. +00:47:52.641 --> 00:47:53.975 +I accept that. -00:31:40.607 --> 00:31:42.190 -Ladies and gentlemen of Salem, Virginia, +00:47:55.143 --> 00:47:56.511 +But can't you +send Frazier instead? -00:31:42.275 --> 00:31:44.985 -would you please give a warm, -American welcome +00:47:56.645 --> 00:47:58.346 +No, I can't +send Frazier instead. -00:31:45.069 --> 00:31:48.906 -to a gentleman who has come -all the way from Kazakhstan +00:47:58.480 --> 00:47:59.815 +You're my best man. +I want you. -00:31:48.990 --> 00:31:52.701 -and we are honored -to have singing our national anthem. +00:47:59.949 --> 00:48:01.349 +[sighs] -00:31:52.785 --> 00:31:56.163 -Ladies and gentlemen, Borat Sagdiyev. +00:48:06.387 --> 00:48:07.989 +It's just that +I don't like smackies. -00:32:05.590 --> 00:32:09.134 -My name Borat. I come from Kazakhstan. +00:48:08.122 --> 00:48:10.158 +It's the filth and the grime +and the grub in the tub. -00:32:09.218 --> 00:32:14.598 -Can I say first, -we support your war of terror. +00:48:10.291 --> 00:48:13.194 +I'm not asking your OCD to spend +the weekend with them, Ray. -00:32:18.519 --> 00:32:22.272 -May we show our support -to our boys in Iraq. +00:48:14.797 --> 00:48:16.364 +Think of it +as philanthropy. -00:32:24.651 --> 00:32:29.029 -May U.S. and A. -kill every single terrorist. +00:48:17.833 --> 00:48:19.200 +Come on, +you're driving. -00:32:34.077 --> 00:32:36.662 -May your George Bush drink the blood +00:48:20.568 --> 00:48:22.537 +No good deed +goes unpunished. -00:32:36.746 --> 00:32:40.540 -of every single man, woman -and child of Iraq. +00:48:22.671 --> 00:48:26.742 +[chuckles] And this is where you +have your moment, isn't it, Raymondo? -00:32:40.750 --> 00:32:42.000 -Yeah! +00:48:26.876 --> 00:48:28.543 +This is where +you step on stage -00:32:43.670 --> 00:32:48.090 -May you destroy their country -so that for the next thousand years +00:48:28.677 --> 00:48:31.012 +and set the dominoes flying +every-fucking-where. -00:32:48.174 --> 00:32:52.177 -not even a single lizard -will survive in their desert. +00:48:32.146 --> 00:48:33.414 +Meaning what? -00:32:53.554 --> 00:32:55.514 -To show our friendship, +00:48:33.548 --> 00:48:37.085 +Meaning no good deed +goes unpunished. -00:32:55.598 --> 00:32:59.351 -I now will sing -our Kazakh national anthem +00:48:37.519 --> 00:48:38.888 +Knock, knock-knock, +knock, knock. -00:32:59.435 --> 00:33:02.145 -to the tune of your national anthem. +00:48:48.062 --> 00:48:49.364 +Buenos dias. -00:33:03.064 --> 00:33:04.564 -Please stand. +00:48:50.198 --> 00:48:51.266 +[man] Wrong door. -00:33:06.067 --> 00:33:09.736 -Kazakhstan is the greatest +00:48:51.399 --> 00:48:52.567 +[Raymond] Ah, ah, ah. -00:33:09.821 --> 00:33:12.990 -Country in the world +00:48:53.736 --> 00:48:57.138 +My name is Raymond Smith. -00:33:13.074 --> 00:33:16.034 -All other countries +00:48:58.139 --> 00:49:00.174 +Can I step inside +for a moment, please? -00:33:16.119 --> 00:33:19.788 -Are run by little girls +00:49:06.614 --> 00:49:08.149 +How can I help you, +Officer? -00:33:19.872 --> 00:33:22.833 -Kazakhstan is number one +00:49:09.217 --> 00:49:12.420 +I'm not the police. No, I just +need a moment of your time. -00:33:22.917 --> 00:33:26.420 -Exporter of potassium +00:49:12.554 --> 00:49:14.556 +It's about Laura Pressfield. -00:33:26.546 --> 00:33:30.048 -Other Central Asian countries +00:49:15.958 --> 00:49:17.492 +I don't know anyone +of that name. -00:33:30.133 --> 00:33:33.510 -Have inferior potassium +00:49:18.293 --> 00:49:20.595 +It would be much easier +for all parties concerned -00:33:33.594 --> 00:33:36.847 -Kazakhstan is the greatest +00:49:20.729 --> 00:49:22.865 +if I could just step inside +for a moment. -00:33:36.931 --> 00:33:39.558 -Country in the world +00:49:23.632 --> 00:49:24.867 +No, fuck off. -00:33:39.642 --> 00:33:41.935 -All other countries +00:49:25.000 --> 00:49:26.835 +[boy 1] Jeez. -00:33:42.020 --> 00:33:44.563 -Is the home of the gays +00:49:27.402 --> 00:49:28.871 +[boy 2] +That's a nice whip, bruv. -00:33:56.534 --> 00:34:00.037 -We nearly died last night. -This journey is cursed. +00:49:29.337 --> 00:49:31.539 +Killer motor. It's a shame +about them rims, though. -00:34:00.455 --> 00:34:02.414 -We should have stayed in New York. +00:49:31.674 --> 00:49:32.975 +[boy 2] +Yeah, lend us the keys. -00:34:02.665 --> 00:34:04.082 -l was sad. +00:49:33.107 --> 00:49:34.944 +Put some chrome twenty-twos +on that. -00:34:04.167 --> 00:34:06.835 -The rodeo peoples did not like me. +00:49:35.076 --> 00:49:37.445 +Hey, my man's got the Dessies +and the bootcuts, you know. -00:34:06.919 --> 00:34:09.588 -What if Pamela did not like me too? +00:49:37.579 --> 00:49:39.280 +Deffo linking a jessie. -00:34:09.672 --> 00:34:13.300 -We needed something -to change our fortunes. +00:49:39.782 --> 00:49:40.950 +[elevator bell dings] -00:34:13.468 --> 00:34:15.343 -Look, Azamat, a Gypsy village. +00:49:42.183 --> 00:49:44.252 +[muffled chattering] -00:34:16.387 --> 00:34:19.931 -Let us extract some of their tears -so we can remove the curse. +00:49:54.063 --> 00:49:55.396 +[man 1] What the fuck? -00:34:20.308 --> 00:34:24.019 -Do not fear me, Gypsy, -all I want from you is your tears. +00:49:55.530 --> 00:49:57.498 +[speakers: rock music playing] -00:34:24.103 --> 00:34:26.938 -Please give them to me or I will take them. +00:49:57.633 --> 00:50:00.101 +[chattering] -00:34:27.857 --> 00:34:28.940 -I'm not a Gypsy. +00:50:00.903 --> 00:50:03.438 +- [man 1] What are you doing here? +- [man 2] Now, now, now. -00:34:29.025 --> 00:34:32.152 -I'm a Midwestern -farmer's daughter. Americana. +00:50:04.172 --> 00:50:06.742 +- [man 1] Get the fuck out. +- Now, now, now. -00:34:32.236 --> 00:34:34.988 -You have many treasures. -Who did you rob for this? +00:50:07.710 --> 00:50:09.912 +[speakers: +music continues playing] -00:34:35.073 --> 00:34:37.532 -We didn't rob them. -They came from the house. +00:50:12.180 --> 00:50:14.248 +As you was, boys and girls. -00:34:37.617 --> 00:34:40.202 -I will look in your treasures, Gypsy. +00:50:25.360 --> 00:50:26.629 +Sit down. -00:34:41.245 --> 00:34:43.955 -Is this understood? I will look on them. - -00:34:44.415 --> 00:34:45.749 -Please do. - -00:34:49.003 --> 00:34:51.463 -Who is this lady you have shrunk? - -00:34:51.547 --> 00:34:54.424 -Was she the owner of this house -that you camp in front of? - -00:34:54.509 --> 00:34:56.885 -There's a couple more child's dolls. - -00:34:56.969 --> 00:35:00.555 -Do not try and shrink me, Gypsy. I serious. - -00:35:00.640 --> 00:35:02.724 -- These are your spells? -- No. - -00:35:02.850 --> 00:35:05.727 -There's a good one, -The Millionaire Mindset. - -00:35:06.187 --> 00:35:08.480 -There you go. - -00:35:08.564 --> 00:35:10.899 -- Baywatch. -- Baywatch? - -00:35:17.031 --> 00:35:18.824 -It means she love me. - -00:35:23.037 --> 00:35:24.162 -Azamat! - -00:35:24.539 --> 00:35:26.832 -Azamat, great success! -I've got the tears. - -00:35:26.916 --> 00:35:28.333 -Onwards to California! - -00:35:28.668 --> 00:35:30.127 -Let's go. - -00:35:30.419 --> 00:35:31.461 -What's that you've got there? - -00:35:31.546 --> 00:35:33.630 -It's nothing. Don't worry about it. - -00:35:47.353 --> 00:35:49.521 -Are we going the right way? - -00:35:49.730 --> 00:35:52.524 -- I don't know, this map is from 1917. -- Where the hell are we? - -00:35:57.321 --> 00:35:59.322 -Hey, stop that goddamn van! - -00:36:00.366 --> 00:36:03.577 -Hey, baby, want to go out? -Wanna go out, honey? - -00:36:07.748 --> 00:36:10.333 -I'm going to stop and ask. - -00:36:10.418 --> 00:36:13.420 -No, no, no, keep going. Keep going. - -00:36:16.591 --> 00:36:18.717 -I need the direction to California, please. - -00:36:18.801 --> 00:36:20.635 -- To California? -- You a long way from home. - -00:36:20.720 --> 00:36:23.263 -Who you with, man? -Who you with, who you with? - -00:36:23.347 --> 00:36:27.851 -I travel with my friend, Azamat Bagatov. -We travel across the country. - -00:36:27.935 --> 00:36:31.730 -You can't be talking all that. -You gotta be talking English right here. - -00:36:31.814 --> 00:36:34.983 -You look like Michael Jackson, Beat lt. - -00:36:35.109 --> 00:36:36.943 -Man, you better... - -00:36:39.363 --> 00:36:42.908 -I like you peoples. -Can you teach me how to dress? - -00:36:42.992 --> 00:36:44.784 -How can I be like you? - -00:36:44.869 --> 00:36:47.037 -You need to let them jeans down. - -00:36:47.121 --> 00:36:48.371 -Pull them down? - -00:36:48.456 --> 00:36:50.207 -Don't pull them down like... - -00:36:50.291 --> 00:36:52.250 -- Like a ho? -- No, no, no. - -00:36:52.335 --> 00:36:54.211 -- Like a this? -- Yeah. - -00:36:54.295 --> 00:36:56.671 -But don't show your Huggies though, man. - -00:36:57.131 --> 00:36:59.174 -What the hell? Is that fishnet? - -00:36:59.258 --> 00:37:02.135 -No, no, no, these are my antipants. - -00:37:02.220 --> 00:37:05.680 -- What kind of music you listen to? -- I like very much Corky Bucek. - -00:37:05.765 --> 00:37:07.307 -You know Corky Bucek? - -00:37:09.018 --> 00:37:10.393 -No, no, no. - -00:37:11.270 --> 00:37:14.231 -You got to lick it before you stick it. - -00:37:15.358 --> 00:37:17.400 -Can you teach me speak like you? - -00:37:17.485 --> 00:37:18.693 -What you trying to say? - -00:37:18.778 --> 00:37:22.113 -- How you say, "How do you do?" -- What's up with it? - -00:37:22.198 --> 00:37:23.990 -- What's that with it? -- Yeah. - -00:37:25.660 --> 00:37:27.827 -Pull over and let's see -if we can stay here. - -00:37:36.128 --> 00:37:38.421 -What's up with it, vanilla-face? - -00:37:38.506 --> 00:37:41.591 -Me and my homey, Azamat, -just parked our slab outside. - -00:37:41.676 --> 00:37:42.759 -Please. - -00:37:42.843 --> 00:37:46.596 -We are looking for somewhere to -post up our black asses for the night. - -00:37:46.681 --> 00:37:49.432 -So bang-bang, skeet-skeet, nigga. - -00:37:50.518 --> 00:37:52.310 -We just a couple of pimps, no ho's. - -00:37:52.395 --> 00:37:54.688 -- Sir, you gotta leave. -- Okay. - -00:37:54.772 --> 00:37:58.108 -Leave now or we're gonna call the cops -and we'll have you taken out. - -00:37:58.192 --> 00:38:02.570 -We can't stay here, -they are player haters. - -00:38:10.288 --> 00:38:13.081 -- Hi. Hello. -- You have a room for tonight? - -00:38:13.165 --> 00:38:15.166 -Oh, yes. Yes, definitely. - -00:38:15.543 --> 00:38:17.377 -- Come on in. -- Great. - -00:38:18.170 --> 00:38:19.796 -Your friend also. - -00:38:22.049 --> 00:38:24.342 -A beautiful house, this. - -00:38:24.427 --> 00:38:27.512 -All the paintings in the house, I did. - -00:38:27.596 --> 00:38:28.847 -What is this man? - -00:38:28.931 --> 00:38:33.852 -This is a Yemenite Jew -and he's working on a piece of jewelry. - -00:38:34.228 --> 00:38:39.065 -They, Yemenites, were also jewelers. - -00:38:39.191 --> 00:38:41.526 -Why you have a picture of a Jew? - -00:38:41.986 --> 00:38:46.906 -Because I'm Jewish, -so I have lots of pictures of Jews. - -00:38:52.705 --> 00:38:55.623 -This is the room and... - -00:38:57.501 --> 00:39:01.171 -- Do you need two pillows? -- Yes. - -00:39:01.255 --> 00:39:03.590 -Great. Thank you. Lovely place. - -00:39:06.761 --> 00:39:09.095 -- They're Jews. -- I know that now. - -00:39:09.555 --> 00:39:11.181 -They'll kill us. -We need to escape. - -00:39:25.029 --> 00:39:27.864 -- Wait, wait. -- Okay. - -00:39:29.950 --> 00:39:31.117 -Hello. - -00:39:31.869 --> 00:39:34.245 -- How are you? -- Great. - -00:39:34.330 --> 00:39:35.955 -You guys getting settled in? - -00:39:36.040 --> 00:39:38.708 -This is a special sandwich for you. - -00:39:38.793 --> 00:39:43.421 -I not so hungry. He can eat this. - -00:39:43.506 --> 00:39:44.714 -He fat. - -00:39:45.466 --> 00:39:46.966 -No, no. - -00:39:47.051 --> 00:39:49.052 -- You gonna eat, because... -- Take a half. - -00:39:49.136 --> 00:39:51.846 -- Take a half and then you'll see. -- Take a half. - -00:39:51.931 --> 00:39:53.515 -Yeah. I not so hungry. - -00:39:53.599 --> 00:39:55.392 -You eat a little bit. - -00:40:00.189 --> 00:40:03.233 -Go ahead and eat something -because you're hungry. - -00:40:03.317 --> 00:40:04.401 -Yes. - -00:40:12.535 --> 00:40:15.703 -I don't want to see you go hungry. - -00:40:15.788 --> 00:40:18.331 -What is this picture over here? - -00:40:18.749 --> 00:40:19.999 -Okay... - -00:40:27.341 --> 00:40:29.426 -It is 3:00 in the morning. - -00:40:29.510 --> 00:40:32.387 -I am in a nest of Jews. - -00:40:32.471 --> 00:40:35.014 -They have cleverly shifted their shapes. - -00:40:35.099 --> 00:40:39.185 -One of them has taken the form -of a little old woman. - -00:40:40.020 --> 00:40:42.188 -You can barely see her horns. - -00:40:43.607 --> 00:40:46.151 -She have tried to poison me already. - -00:40:46.902 --> 00:40:48.945 -These rats are very clever. - -00:40:56.495 --> 00:40:58.121 -Look, the Jews have -shifted their shapes. - -00:41:00.291 --> 00:41:02.000 -OK, OK. How much shall -I give them? - -00:41:02.334 --> 00:41:04.794 -I don't know... - -00:41:06.505 --> 00:41:08.047 -More. Give them more. - -00:41:11.218 --> 00:41:12.719 -Go. Go. - -00:41:27.943 --> 00:41:30.320 -Let's go back to New York, -at least there's no Jews there. - -00:41:30.404 --> 00:41:32.155 -Calm down. -We'll keep heading to California. - -00:41:32.239 --> 00:41:34.115 -Why California? -What's so special about California? - -00:41:34.200 --> 00:41:35.492 -We are going to California! - -00:41:35.576 --> 00:41:36.910 -And get killed on the way? - -00:41:37.495 --> 00:41:41.664 -Relax, Azamat! -I will get us protection. - -00:41:44.126 --> 00:41:47.253 -What is the best gun -to defend from a Jew? - -00:41:50.382 --> 00:41:54.427 -I would recommend -either a 9 millimeter or a .45. - -00:41:57.014 --> 00:41:58.932 -Very nice. - -00:42:00.768 --> 00:42:05.230 -It like I movie star, Dirty Harold. - -00:42:05.314 --> 00:42:08.066 -- Yes, sir. -- Come on and make my day, Jew. - -00:42:09.985 --> 00:42:14.030 -But he would not sell me gun -since I not American. - -00:42:14.114 --> 00:42:16.449 -So I look for other protection. - -00:42:17.409 --> 00:42:19.661 -MUNCH RANCH -Exotic Animal Dealer - -00:42:19.745 --> 00:42:23.581 -- What type of dog is this? -- This is a tortoise. - -00:42:23.666 --> 00:42:26.292 -Is this a cat in a hat? - -00:42:26.377 --> 00:42:28.670 -No, it's a tortoise in a shell. - -00:42:28.754 --> 00:42:30.505 -Yes. - -00:42:30.589 --> 00:42:32.966 -I need animal for protection. - -00:42:33.884 --> 00:42:35.260 -What you have for me? - -00:43:00.786 --> 00:43:03.329 -We're safe. -Now we continue to California. - -00:43:04.456 --> 00:43:05.540 -High five! - -00:43:05.624 --> 00:43:07.333 -Great! Nice. - -00:43:22.099 --> 00:43:23.850 -Switch it off. - -00:43:23.934 --> 00:43:25.268 -It so annoying! - -00:43:41.076 --> 00:43:45.079 -Happy times. We were safe -and well on our way to Pamela. - -00:43:45.414 --> 00:43:47.707 -It was time to get back to work. - -00:43:49.501 --> 00:43:54.756 -Kazakhstan needs to learn -about American fine dining. - -00:43:55.966 --> 00:43:57.967 -First, a lady will -teach you southern manners. - -00:43:58.177 --> 00:43:59.469 -How long have I got? - -00:43:59.553 --> 00:44:03.556 -An hour. Then you have -dinner date with high society. - -00:44:06.185 --> 00:44:07.852 -Hello and nice meet you. - -00:44:07.936 --> 00:44:10.521 -Hello, it's so nice to meet you. -Welcome to America. - -00:44:10.606 --> 00:44:11.856 -KATHIE B. MARTIN -Etiquette Coach - -00:44:11.940 --> 00:44:16.944 -Will you please teach me -how to dine like gentleman? - -00:44:17.529 --> 00:44:19.572 -Of course, I'll be happy to. - -00:44:22.117 --> 00:44:24.827 -Is it polite to greet people -when I make entry? - -00:44:24.912 --> 00:44:25.995 -THE MAGNOLIA MANSION -Dining Society - -00:44:26.080 --> 00:44:27.413 -Yes, it is. - -00:44:27.498 --> 00:44:30.917 -- Let me introduce you around. -- Yes. - -00:44:31.001 --> 00:44:34.295 -- You're gonna have to... -- I'm Mike. Mike Jared. - -00:44:35.673 --> 00:44:37.924 -Hello, I'm Bethany Weston. - -00:44:38.008 --> 00:44:39.258 -- Lovely to see you. -- Nice. - -00:44:39.343 --> 00:44:42.178 -- How you do? -- How do you do? My name's Ben. - -00:44:45.474 --> 00:44:50.603 -Should I pay interest in peoples -around the table-sides? - -00:44:50.938 --> 00:44:52.146 -Yes. - -00:44:52.231 --> 00:44:55.692 -And, if it is a big table, -a very long table, - -00:44:55.776 --> 00:44:58.027 -you might want to restrict -your conversation... - -00:44:58.112 --> 00:45:01.364 -- Yes. -- ...to people right in your vicinity. - -00:45:01.448 --> 00:45:03.991 -- Very nice. -- So you are not yelling. - -00:45:08.455 --> 00:45:09.997 -What do you do? - -00:45:10.082 --> 00:45:12.875 -- I'm the pastor of a church. -- Yes. - -00:45:12.960 --> 00:45:16.713 -- What do you do? -- I have spent years in construction. - -00:45:16.797 --> 00:45:20.133 -I'm recently retired. - -00:45:20.217 --> 00:45:22.677 -- You are retard? -- Yes. - -00:45:22.761 --> 00:45:24.929 -Physical or mental? - -00:45:26.181 --> 00:45:29.392 -- Retired. -- No, no, not retarded. - -00:45:29.476 --> 00:45:31.978 -- I don't work anymore. -- Stopped working. - -00:45:32.062 --> 00:45:35.982 -It's very good you allow retard - -00:45:36.066 --> 00:45:39.902 -to eat with you in the same place. - -00:45:39.987 --> 00:45:43.156 -That's not what -we're saying about this man. - -00:45:43.240 --> 00:45:47.577 -He is not what -you would refer to as retard. - -00:45:48.412 --> 00:45:51.080 -- No. -- No, no. Not at all. - -00:45:51.165 --> 00:45:53.791 -Do you have a telephone in this village? - -00:45:54.168 --> 00:45:55.501 -Of course. - -00:46:02.509 --> 00:46:04.927 -Should I show photos of my family? - -00:46:05.012 --> 00:46:07.847 -You have photos -of your family? Wonderful. - -00:46:09.308 --> 00:46:11.684 -This my favorite son, Huey Lewis. - -00:46:12.311 --> 00:46:14.270 -- Okay. -- Yes. - -00:46:14.354 --> 00:46:16.230 -- He looks happy. -- Yes. - -00:46:18.025 --> 00:46:19.817 -He very strong. - -00:46:19.902 --> 00:46:23.780 -- My goodness, is that him holding you? -- Yes. Very strong. - -00:46:23.864 --> 00:46:28.534 -He grow three centimeter. -He now 17 centimeter long. - -00:46:30.537 --> 00:46:35.416 -I'm not sure I would show -these photos of him without clothes on. - -00:46:35.501 --> 00:46:39.420 -Should I pay compliments to the peoples? - -00:46:39.546 --> 00:46:44.383 -Yes, but only if you truly agree -with that compliment. - -00:46:44.927 --> 00:46:48.513 -You have a very gentle face - -00:46:48.597 --> 00:46:52.767 -- and a very erotic physique. -- Thank you. - -00:46:53.185 --> 00:46:54.727 -- You're correct. -- Yes. - -00:46:54.812 --> 00:46:56.729 -That's a very good observation. - -00:46:56.814 --> 00:46:58.815 -She is your wife? - -00:46:58.899 --> 00:47:00.691 -Nope. That's my wife. - -00:47:00.776 --> 00:47:06.697 -In my country, -they would go crazy for these two. - -00:47:06.782 --> 00:47:08.199 -Not so much. - -00:47:14.540 --> 00:47:18.084 -What should I say if -I need to go to the shit hole? - -00:47:18.836 --> 00:47:20.878 -You mean to the restroom? - -00:47:20.963 --> 00:47:24.507 -- To the place to make the shit. -- The bathroom? Okay. What you... - -00:47:24.591 --> 00:47:26.425 -Not to bath. To make dirt from anus. - -00:47:26.510 --> 00:47:29.387 -- Not a bath, right. The toilet. -- The brown... - -00:47:29.471 --> 00:47:32.348 -- Where you make... You understand? -- Yes. Yes. - -00:47:32.432 --> 00:47:34.642 -- Bad? Bad thing from it. -- Yes. - -00:47:36.103 --> 00:47:37.186 -Brown. - -00:47:37.271 --> 00:47:41.440 -What you do is you say, "Excuse me, -I need to go to the restroom." - -00:47:42.109 --> 00:47:47.363 -Excuse me, is it possible -to go and do a, you know... - -00:47:47.447 --> 00:47:49.949 -- To be excused? -- How you say in the, you know... - -00:47:50.033 --> 00:47:52.869 -Upstairs. Just say, -"Excuse me a moment." - -00:47:52.995 --> 00:47:56.664 -- I need to go, what you say... -- That works. Thank you. - -00:47:56.748 --> 00:47:59.917 -- Can you go upstairs? -- Yes, thank you. - -00:48:00.002 --> 00:48:05.089 -I think that the cultural differences -are vast... - -00:48:05.173 --> 00:48:08.092 -- Exactly. -- ...and I think he's a delightful man - -00:48:08.176 --> 00:48:14.307 -and it wouldn't take very much time -for him to really become Americanized. - -00:48:14.933 --> 00:48:16.434 -Thank you very much. I feel much better. - -00:48:16.518 --> 00:48:18.728 -- Cindy, where shall I put this? -- Just... - -00:48:18.812 --> 00:48:20.897 -Where should I put this? - -00:48:25.027 --> 00:48:27.278 -Maybe in the other restroom down here. - -00:48:27.362 --> 00:48:28.613 -In the... - -00:48:30.032 --> 00:48:33.159 -Excuse me... -Excuse me for just a moment, please. - -00:48:33.911 --> 00:48:37.747 -You roll off like this - -00:48:37.831 --> 00:48:41.459 -and you wipe your bottom -and you put the paper... Look. - -00:48:41.585 --> 00:48:43.419 -- You, wipe mine? -- No, I don't. You do. - -00:48:43.503 --> 00:48:47.590 -- This is a very private thing. -- The host cleans the anus of the other? - -00:48:47.674 --> 00:48:51.928 -No, no, no. -Nobody touches you, except you. - -00:48:52.512 --> 00:48:54.722 -Can I bring a guest to dinner? - -00:48:55.515 --> 00:48:58.601 -If you have been invited -to a home or to a party... - -00:48:58.685 --> 00:49:02.605 -- Yes. -- ...it is acceptable to bring a guest - -00:49:02.689 --> 00:49:05.733 -- if you ask your host in advance. -- Yes. - -00:49:05.817 --> 00:49:07.944 -General Stonewall Jackson, Robert E. Lee. - -00:49:08.028 --> 00:49:12.782 -- I think this my friend. Hello? -- Hi, I'm looking for Borat. - -00:49:12.866 --> 00:49:15.034 -- Yes, it's me. -- Oh, hi, honey. - -00:49:15.202 --> 00:49:18.454 -- I'm Luenell. Hi, hi. -- Hello, nice to meet you. - -00:49:18.538 --> 00:49:20.748 -- This my friend, Luenell. -- Hi. - -00:49:21.416 --> 00:49:23.626 -Oh, okay... - -00:49:25.879 --> 00:49:27.630 -You all having a dinner party. - -00:49:27.714 --> 00:49:31.509 -Well, we were. I don't know exactly -what all that we're doing... - -00:49:31.593 --> 00:49:35.596 -- It is getting very, very late. -- Excuse me, I'm going to have to go. - -00:49:35.681 --> 00:49:38.391 -- Okay. Very nice. -- It's getting very, very late - -00:49:38.475 --> 00:49:41.644 -and it's time that, you know, - -00:49:41.728 --> 00:49:45.314 -we were ending -our dinner party and everything. - -00:49:45.399 --> 00:49:48.317 -- I apologize... -- But can't she come for desserts? - -00:49:48.402 --> 00:49:50.903 -Absolutely not, and neither can you. - -00:49:50.988 --> 00:49:53.239 -- The sheriff is on his way. -- I hope so. - -00:49:53.323 --> 00:49:55.074 -I've already called them. - -00:49:55.158 --> 00:49:58.202 -Why you call police? -Have the retard escaped? - -00:50:01.623 --> 00:50:05.209 -I want say I very sorry -how they treat you in this house. - -00:50:05.502 --> 00:50:06.836 +00:50:31.599 --> 00:50:32.801 Thank you. -00:50:07.421 --> 00:50:10.589 -I was thinking -maybe I'd just take the night off. +00:50:37.505 --> 00:50:39.607 +Shall we have +a little bit of fresh air? -00:50:11.008 --> 00:50:12.842 -Why don't we just go out -and have some fun? +00:50:40.776 --> 00:50:41.810 +[music stops] -00:50:12.926 --> 00:50:15.136 -What do you think about that? +00:50:44.813 --> 00:50:46.949 +Who the fuck +are your mates, Brown? -00:50:15.262 --> 00:50:17.388 -You want to come with us? +00:50:47.082 --> 00:50:50.786 +No need to get excited, young man. +We will be gone in a few moments. -00:50:17.472 --> 00:50:18.723 -Up yours! +00:50:50.919 --> 00:50:53.488 +No, no, no, you'll be gone before then. +Get the fuck out now. -00:50:29.818 --> 00:50:31.736 -Hi! My name Borat. +00:50:56.659 --> 00:50:58.861 +I can be dangerous if I want to be. +Get the fuck out now. -00:50:32.362 --> 00:50:34.280 -- This my friend, Luenell. -- Hi, Luenell. +00:50:58.994 --> 00:51:02.765 +Sit down, Power, +before you get yourself into more trouble. -00:50:34.364 --> 00:50:36.365 -She is a prostitute. +00:51:02.898 --> 00:51:05.299 +How d'you know my name? How +the fuck does he know my name? -00:50:54.801 --> 00:50:56.844 -You were funny on that bull. +00:51:05.433 --> 00:51:07.036 +I know all your names. -00:50:56.928 --> 00:50:59.889 -Everybody almost see your underpants. +00:51:07.736 --> 00:51:10.973 +Apart from +that little anomaly. -00:50:59.973 --> 00:51:02.099 -I never rode a bull before. +00:51:11.840 --> 00:51:13.809 +I know where +you went to school. -00:51:06.146 --> 00:51:10.066 -Well, you wanna... -You wanna come in for a little while? +00:51:14.810 --> 00:51:16.779 +I know who your parents are. -00:51:10.150 --> 00:51:13.235 -I would like very much +00:51:16.912 --> 00:51:21.449 +And I know you'll suck a +cock for a five-pound bag. -00:51:13.320 --> 00:51:16.405 -but I in love with a woman in Malibu. +00:51:25.520 --> 00:51:26.955 +Now sit. -00:51:16.490 --> 00:51:19.116 -It would not be nice to her for me to... +00:51:35.864 --> 00:51:38.867 +Just so we're clear, +I work for a man, -00:51:19.201 --> 00:51:23.829 -Okay, well, if you're ever in town again, -this way, you know, look me up. +00:51:39.534 --> 00:51:41.170 +a powerful man. -00:51:24.790 --> 00:51:27.208 -If I ever in town again, Luenell, +00:51:41.536 --> 00:51:42.503 +Michael Pearson. -00:51:27.292 --> 00:51:29.960 -I would very much like to pay you for sex. +00:51:42.638 --> 00:51:44.205 +Ten points to you, Laura. -00:51:30.045 --> 00:51:31.170 -Okay. +00:51:44.338 --> 00:51:45.674 +Who's Michael Pearson? -00:51:32.589 --> 00:51:34.215 -Good night, Luenells. +00:51:46.041 --> 00:51:49.210 +Friend of her father's. +Runs London's puff game. -00:51:34.299 --> 00:51:35.966 -Good night, Borat. +00:51:49.343 --> 00:51:50.679 +A big dick swinger. -00:51:44.142 --> 00:51:47.186 -You say my name right. Borat. +00:51:51.146 --> 00:51:52.513 +What is your name, +young man? -00:51:47.270 --> 00:51:49.980 -People say Borak or Billy or Bob. +00:51:53.481 --> 00:51:55.718 +- Aslan. +- And where are you from, Aslan? -00:51:51.650 --> 00:51:52.733 -Bye. +00:51:55.851 --> 00:51:57.786 +You don't sound like +one of the natives. -00:52:04.412 --> 00:52:09.667 -"Pamela is a fairly simple girl, -she recently explained. +00:51:58.386 --> 00:51:59.587 +Disneyland. -00:52:10.293 --> 00:52:14.797 -"'There's not a whole lot of logic -in the way I live my life. +00:51:59.722 --> 00:52:01.289 +Sounds about right. -00:52:14.881 --> 00:52:16.882 -"'I am very spontaneous."' +00:52:01.824 --> 00:52:03.558 +Well, you are correct. +He is a big dick swinger. -00:52:17.884 --> 00:52:19.677 -I'm very spontaneous too. +00:52:03.692 --> 00:52:06.028 +But I wouldn't want him +to hear you say that. -00:52:39.823 --> 00:52:42.449 -I needed a gift to give to Pamela +00:52:06.161 --> 00:52:09.898 +It's best you forget what he apparently +does for a living after we depart. -00:52:42.534 --> 00:52:45.911 -so that she would grant me -entry into her vagina. +00:52:10.733 --> 00:52:14.103 +Now, Laura, your father's +asked us to bring you home. -00:52:46.454 --> 00:52:51.876 -Therefore, I convinced Azamat to let me -film a report in an American store. +00:52:14.235 --> 00:52:15.536 +She's not going anywhere. -00:52:53.628 --> 00:52:56.922 -Don't spend more than $3. -We're low on money. +00:52:24.913 --> 00:52:26.181 +Do you mind if I sit? -00:52:58.425 --> 00:53:00.676 -This your shops? +00:52:26.314 --> 00:52:27.548 +Yes. -00:53:00.760 --> 00:53:02.803 -Right, this is my antique shop. +00:52:37.525 --> 00:52:42.765 +[sighs] I don't build a joint like +the Americans and the new school... -00:53:02.888 --> 00:53:05.931 -Why do you have -so many things with a flag? +00:52:43.464 --> 00:52:47.236 +back-strapping, jockstrapping, +coke-wrapping, and all that bollocks. -00:53:06.016 --> 00:53:08.142 -We're honoring our heritage. +00:52:47.770 --> 00:52:50.739 +I like a good old-fashioned +50-50 mix, me. -00:53:08.518 --> 00:53:12.188 -Now, what in here? What is this? +00:52:51.206 --> 00:52:52.674 +That's how we used to play. -00:53:12.272 --> 00:53:14.148 -These are a number of collectibles. +00:52:53.274 --> 00:52:55.077 +If there's one thing +I will never understand, -00:53:14.232 --> 00:53:17.902 -I mean, this is a lamp that, you know, -you would use in your home. +00:52:55.210 --> 00:52:57.311 +it's why you lot +get addicted to heroin. -00:53:17.986 --> 00:53:21.572 -This is a Chinese cloisonné bell. +00:52:57.913 --> 00:53:01.750 +If there's one drug you should not +chase, it is the dirty dragon. -00:53:21.656 --> 00:53:25.576 -And this is a little decorative duck. +00:53:02.651 --> 00:53:04.186 +Did you ever +give it a spin, Bunny? -00:53:25.660 --> 00:53:28.746 -And do you think, you know, when they... +00:53:04.318 --> 00:53:07.156 +No, not me, Ray. +I don't even puff anymore. -00:53:32.959 --> 00:53:34.793 -I'm sorry. Wait, wait, wait. +00:53:07.288 --> 00:53:11.325 +Of course not. Bunny likes the gym. +You can probably see that. -00:53:39.716 --> 00:53:41.884 -- We need help, baby. -- No, it's okay. +00:53:12.227 --> 00:53:15.164 +- What are you benching these days? +- Three wheels a side. -00:53:45.222 --> 00:53:46.472 -I sorry. +00:53:16.064 --> 00:53:17.266 +What about you, Brown? -00:53:50.685 --> 00:53:53.479 -Sorry. I will repair all of this. +00:53:17.699 --> 00:53:20.903 +What about me? +[stammers] What could I lift? -00:53:54.147 --> 00:53:58.734 -Don't worry. -My friend, he can make glue and... +00:53:21.569 --> 00:53:24.273 +You couldn't lift +a wheel of cheese, you cunt. -00:53:58.818 --> 00:54:02.238 -I don't think you're gonna be able to glue -it. You're gonna have to pay for it. +00:53:27.743 --> 00:53:28.977 +Now... -00:54:02.322 --> 00:54:05.241 -Okay, I have a digital watch -from the future. +00:53:30.879 --> 00:53:32.781 +if you wanna be naughty, -00:54:05.325 --> 00:54:08.202 -I will give you. -Is worth more than all of this. +00:53:32.915 --> 00:53:35.951 +what happened to a little smoke +and a poke and a glass of wine, -00:54:08.286 --> 00:54:10.913 -You broke $425 worth of stuff. +00:53:36.084 --> 00:53:38.319 +some Barry White, +candles around the bath -00:54:11.289 --> 00:54:14.875 -160, 170, 180. +00:53:38.452 --> 00:53:39.988 +and put your finger +in the missus? -00:54:16.169 --> 00:54:18.879 -- That's not enough. -- Do you want hair... +00:53:40.789 --> 00:53:42.224 +Who's Barry White? -00:54:18.964 --> 00:54:20.756 -No, I don't want any damn hair. +00:53:42.858 --> 00:53:44.293 +[Bunny] Big black geezer. -00:54:20.840 --> 00:54:23.133 -This is best hair in Kazakhstan. -Feel the quality. +00:53:44.425 --> 00:53:45.694 +Sexy voice. -00:54:23.218 --> 00:54:24.760 -I don't want your damn hair. +00:53:45.828 --> 00:53:47.629 +I'm... I'm lost. -00:54:24.844 --> 00:54:28.430 -This is hair from pubis. -I can get 2,000 bags by next Friday. +00:53:47.763 --> 00:53:51.465 +Am I in the bath with Barry +White's finger in my missus? -00:54:28.515 --> 00:54:31.100 -We don't use that stuff in this country. +00:53:51.867 --> 00:53:55.971 +Be quiet, Brown. You were lost +long before Barry White walked in. -00:54:31.393 --> 00:54:32.977 -Have you offered them pubic hair? +00:54:07.883 --> 00:54:09.818 +If you lot are unhappy, -00:54:33.061 --> 00:54:34.770 -Yes! +00:54:09.952 --> 00:54:12.486 +you should share your thoughts +with your friends. -00:54:34.854 --> 00:54:36.855 -Just give me another 20. +00:54:13.121 --> 00:54:16.357 +Nice friends. Talk it out, +find a positive solution. -00:54:37.274 --> 00:54:38.274 -It was a mistake. +00:54:16.959 --> 00:54:21.029 +But, no, +all you lot choose squalor. -00:54:38.358 --> 00:54:39.566 -You screwed up again. +00:54:21.997 --> 00:54:24.532 +Drowning in +your liberal white guilt. -00:54:39.651 --> 00:54:40.901 -I didn't see the truck. +00:54:25.600 --> 00:54:27.302 +Sorry, +what am I guilty of? -00:54:40.986 --> 00:54:43.112 -- I slipped on it and that was it. -- Only an idiot could do this. +00:54:27.435 --> 00:54:29.503 +Being a cunt, Brown. -00:54:43.196 --> 00:54:47.449 -Would you have believed this -if I had told you? All right. Go. Go. Go. +00:54:30.839 --> 00:54:32.373 +Being a cunt. -00:54:53.039 --> 00:54:55.541 -You've ruined this documentary -and almost bankrupt us. +00:54:33.842 --> 00:54:35.844 +Anyway, I'm not your shrink. -00:54:55.625 --> 00:54:58.127 -So call the ministry -and get more money. +00:54:35.978 --> 00:54:38.180 +I'm just trying to radiate +some positive vibes man to man. -00:54:58.211 --> 00:55:01.297 -What? If I did that, -they would kill us! +00:54:38.313 --> 00:54:40.849 +I mean, that's what this puff +game used to be all about. -00:55:02.048 --> 00:55:06.343 -California had better be as good -as you say, or we're finished. +00:54:44.319 --> 00:54:45.687 +Anyway... -00:55:27.490 --> 00:55:28.657 -You bastard. +00:54:47.856 --> 00:54:49.091 +back to you, Laura, -00:55:29.868 --> 00:55:31.160 -What's the matter with you? +00:54:49.224 --> 00:54:52.393 +queen in this here +kingdom of shit. -00:55:31.244 --> 00:55:34.413 -How dare you make -hand-party over Pamela. +00:54:52.995 --> 00:54:56.865 +A single rose +in a cauldron of thorns. -00:55:34.497 --> 00:55:37.041 -Why do you care who I -pleasure myself to? +00:54:58.599 --> 00:55:00.235 +Are you ready +to turn the corner? -00:55:37.125 --> 00:55:39.043 -Because I love this woman. +00:55:01.236 --> 00:55:03.404 +Open the curtains +and let the light in? -00:55:39.127 --> 00:55:42.296 -She's the reason -we travel to California! +00:55:03.872 --> 00:55:06.775 +Do your mum and dad a favor +and try the impossible, -00:55:42.380 --> 00:55:44.214 +00:55:07.376 --> 00:55:09.211 +make yourself happy. + +00:55:15.516 --> 00:55:16.550 +All right. + +00:55:17.252 --> 00:55:19.453 +Fucking hell. +That was easy. + +00:55:20.588 --> 00:55:22.190 +All right, fantastic. + +00:55:22.324 --> 00:55:23.926 +Well, in that case, Bunny, + +00:55:24.059 --> 00:55:26.194 +will you help Laura +with her things, please? + +00:55:26.328 --> 00:55:28.063 +Incoming. + +00:55:28.196 --> 00:55:30.098 +It's all right, Bunny. +I don't really have anything. + +00:55:36.570 --> 00:55:38.273 +It's a shithole anyway. + +00:55:41.643 --> 00:55:42.978 +Don't go. Please, wait! + +00:55:44.079 --> 00:55:45.747 +[grunts] + +00:55:45.881 --> 00:55:47.115 +Sit down! + +00:55:49.084 --> 00:55:52.154 +Touch me again, +I'll cut your fucking arm off. + +00:55:52.287 --> 00:55:53.822 +[panting] + +00:55:55.390 --> 00:55:57.426 +It's all right, Bunny. +Keep going. + +00:55:58.727 --> 00:56:02.097 +I just will not be +manhandled by a junkie cunt. + +00:56:06.401 --> 00:56:10.973 +Dave, keep the kids in +school for one minute. + +00:56:15.377 --> 00:56:17.245 +[boy 1] My man +probably wants to buy weed. + +00:56:17.379 --> 00:56:20.349 +- What, da Loud Pack, boss? +- [boy 2] Or the Purple Haze then. + +00:56:20.481 --> 00:56:22.483 +[boy 3] My man just pulled out +a donkey choker, bruv. + +00:56:22.616 --> 00:56:24.152 +Keep your puff. + +00:56:24.820 --> 00:56:28.589 +Buy yourself a sticky book +and a packet of sweets. + +00:56:28.724 --> 00:56:29.825 +[boy 2] All-in! + +00:56:31.126 --> 00:56:32.361 +Now, now, now. + +00:56:33.462 --> 00:56:34.429 +[Aslan grunts] + +00:56:34.562 --> 00:56:36.098 +You cunt. + +00:56:36.732 --> 00:56:38.300 +[Brown] Fuck you! [grunts] + +00:56:38.433 --> 00:56:41.136 +Hey, that is +a naughty kettle, bruv. + +00:56:41.269 --> 00:56:42.536 +Hey, what's the time, +Mr. Wolf? + +00:56:42.671 --> 00:56:46.641 +It's time for you +to fuck off, lads. + +00:56:46.775 --> 00:56:49.311 +- [Brown coughing] +- [Power] Fucking hit him, Brown! + +00:56:49.444 --> 00:56:51.213 +- [Dave grunts] +- [Aslan screams] + +00:56:52.613 --> 00:56:55.117 +Ah. He's bought you a gun. + +00:56:55.250 --> 00:56:57.252 +That's a nice little gift. + +00:56:57.386 --> 00:56:59.654 +Five years in prison +all in one little box. + +00:56:59.788 --> 00:57:02.657 +Oh, but that's not a gun, +dear. That's a paperweight. + +00:57:02.791 --> 00:57:06.928 +Course it is, along with a +family of six baby bullets. + +00:57:08.130 --> 00:57:09.664 +Guess we'll have to +get rid of that. + +00:57:10.665 --> 00:57:12.701 +- Hello, Ray. +- Rosalind. + +00:57:13.068 --> 00:57:14.369 +Sorry for the interruption. + +00:57:14.503 --> 00:57:16.004 +What do you need, Ray? + +00:57:16.138 --> 00:57:18.640 +Laura Pressfield +has been returned home safely. + +00:57:25.380 --> 00:57:26.515 +Good. + +00:57:29.051 --> 00:57:30.185 +What else? + +00:57:31.219 --> 00:57:33.255 +One of her associates +had an accident. + +00:57:34.622 --> 00:57:37.092 +- Shit. +- He fell out of a window, boss. + +00:57:37.225 --> 00:57:38.559 +What's the time, Mr. Wolf? + +00:57:38.693 --> 00:57:42.197 +It's time for you +to fuck off, lads. + +00:57:44.332 --> 00:57:45.566 +[boy 1] Oh, shit. + +00:57:45.700 --> 00:57:47.302 +Sounds like +quite an extreme accident. + +00:57:47.436 --> 00:57:49.638 +Yeah, it was more like +a death, really. + +00:57:49.771 --> 00:57:51.139 +[camera shutter clicking] + +00:57:51.273 --> 00:57:53.308 +- Oh, shit. +- [boy 2] Selfie, bruv! + +00:57:53.442 --> 00:57:54.575 +So you killed someone? + +00:57:55.177 --> 00:57:57.245 +No. It was the gravity +that killed him. + +00:57:58.280 --> 00:57:59.815 +- Who was he? +- Aslan. + +00:57:59.948 --> 00:58:02.250 +Some Russian kid +with tracks on his arms. + +00:58:02.384 --> 00:58:04.152 +Russian kid? +That doesn't sound good. + +00:58:04.286 --> 00:58:05.320 +Anyone see you? + +00:58:05.454 --> 00:58:07.122 +Little selfie? Selfie, bruv? + +00:58:07.255 --> 00:58:08.423 +[Raymond] Shit. + +00:58:08.790 --> 00:58:10.826 +Nothing was recorded. +We left it clean. + +00:58:11.093 --> 00:58:13.462 +- The body? +- I've dealt with that. + +00:58:15.197 --> 00:58:17.732 +- This is not ideal. +- It is not. + +00:58:18.400 --> 00:58:20.936 +[Mickey] You can't be fooled +by how those junkies dress. + +00:58:21.570 --> 00:58:24.706 +- They went to schools, expensive schools. +- Aslan. + +00:58:24.840 --> 00:58:27.275 +[Mickey] Their parents +have money, lots of money. + +00:58:28.443 --> 00:58:30.445 +And money can be a problem. + +00:58:31.947 --> 00:58:33.448 +Shit. + +00:58:33.582 --> 00:58:36.318 +I bet you told Mickey nothing +about what happened. + +00:58:36.852 --> 00:58:40.055 +You're fishing, Fletcher, +because you've got no idea. + +00:58:40.188 --> 00:58:43.058 +You're right, I am fishing. + +00:58:43.191 --> 00:58:47.262 +Look at this. I'm fishing +in my little baggie. + +00:58:48.296 --> 00:58:49.764 +And what have I found? + +00:58:51.399 --> 00:58:52.467 +Oh. + +00:58:52.601 --> 00:58:54.870 +Thank you. +Or should I say... + +00:58:55.770 --> 00:58:56.805 +spasibo? + +00:58:57.172 --> 00:58:58.607 +What's that young man +doing? + +00:58:58.740 --> 00:59:00.575 +Is he looking for +something on the floor? + +00:59:01.076 --> 00:59:02.477 +[Raymond] Frazier. + +00:59:03.111 --> 00:59:05.614 +Lads, we're gonna +need those phones. + +00:59:06.281 --> 00:59:08.049 +Hey, run. Move, bruv. Move. + +00:59:08.183 --> 00:59:10.452 +Bunny, get him. +Fucking clean that up. + +00:59:10.952 --> 00:59:13.488 +- [boy 2] Come on then, catch me, dickhead. +- Little cunt. + +00:59:13.622 --> 00:59:15.457 +- [camera shutter clicking] +- [laughing] + +00:59:15.590 --> 00:59:18.059 +["Shimmy Ya" +by El Michels Affair plays] + +00:59:23.665 --> 00:59:26.334 +[dogs barking] + +00:59:29.938 --> 00:59:32.174 +♪ Shimmy shimmy ya +Shimmy yam, shimmy yay ♪ + +00:59:32.307 --> 00:59:34.543 +♪ Gimme the mic +So I can take it away ♪ + +00:59:34.676 --> 00:59:37.012 +♪ Shimmy shimmy ya +Shimmy yam, shimmy yay ♪ + +00:59:37.913 --> 00:59:39.214 +Wanker! + +00:59:42.652 --> 00:59:44.319 +[song fades] + +00:59:44.452 --> 00:59:47.222 +What you saying now, fam? Huh? +Now I've got backup. + +00:59:47.355 --> 00:59:48.790 +[indistinct chatter] + +00:59:48.924 --> 00:59:51.026 +You couldn't back up +a phone, you cunt. + +00:59:51.393 --> 00:59:53.328 +Bruv, this guy's trying +to take my phone. + +00:59:53.461 --> 00:59:55.897 +- [gang member 1] Fucking do him. +- [gang member 2] Back the fuck up! + +00:59:56.031 --> 00:59:57.232 +How you gonna talk your way +out of this one, mate? + +00:59:57.365 --> 00:59:58.833 +Easy, lads. + +01:00:00.168 --> 01:00:03.772 +I'm sure you're all +roadmen, gangsters, + +01:00:03.905 --> 01:00:07.175 +proper naughty boys +and all that bollocks. + +01:00:08.410 --> 01:00:10.612 +But I come in peace. + +01:00:10.745 --> 01:00:12.247 +[dog growling] + +01:00:12.380 --> 01:00:15.417 +I'm not trying to steal it. +I'm trying to buy it. + +01:00:16.751 --> 01:00:19.588 +For good money. +Honest money. + +01:00:20.755 --> 01:00:22.490 +Yeah? What, this phone? + +01:00:25.026 --> 01:00:27.762 +- How much? +- A full bag. + +01:00:28.664 --> 01:00:32.400 +Then I'll be gone, +like the darkness at dawn. + +01:00:33.235 --> 01:00:36.204 +How about you give us that bag +and be gone anyway? + +01:00:43.211 --> 01:00:45.080 +Stop fucking around, cunt. + +01:00:47.515 --> 01:00:51.419 +Give me the phone +and take the money. + +01:00:52.053 --> 01:00:54.222 +Drop the fucking money +and run, boy. + +01:00:54.956 --> 01:00:56.758 +[dog barking] + +01:01:01.763 --> 01:01:02.797 +Right. + +01:01:04.734 --> 01:01:07.637 +- [gang member 1] Fuck! +- [gang member 2] Move, move, move! + +01:01:09.371 --> 01:01:10.472 +Now... + +01:01:11.906 --> 01:01:16.444 +put the phone on the ground. + +01:01:25.620 --> 01:01:27.956 +- Ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta. +- ["Shimmy Ya" plays] + +01:01:28.089 --> 01:01:32.327 +♪ Wu-tang, Wu-tang +Wu-tang, Wu-tang ♪ + +01:01:32.460 --> 01:01:36.398 +♪ Wu-tang, Wu-tang, Wu-tang ♪ + +01:01:36.531 --> 01:01:38.133 +[song fades] + +01:01:38.266 --> 01:01:40.902 +- [boy] Fucking prick. +- What are you doing, Dave? + +01:01:41.269 --> 01:01:44.439 +- [Dave] It's on him somewhere. +- I'm trying. Just give me a second. Fuck. + +01:01:44.640 --> 01:01:45.607 +[boy grunts] + +01:01:45.741 --> 01:01:46.908 +[Fletcher] Ray? + +01:01:47.275 --> 01:01:49.477 +Can I use your toilet? +Just a pee-pee? + +01:01:53.214 --> 01:01:55.517 +Fletcher, shoes off inside. + +01:01:55.651 --> 01:01:57.552 +Leave them by the door. + +01:01:57.687 --> 01:01:59.187 +Yes, Mommy. + +01:01:59.321 --> 01:02:01.022 +["Shimmy Ya" plays] + +01:02:01.156 --> 01:02:03.191 +Come on, bruv. +Where's your pace, brother? + +01:02:03.626 --> 01:02:05.193 +You can do better than that. +[laughs] + +01:02:05.327 --> 01:02:06.528 +Wanker. + +01:02:07.195 --> 01:02:09.331 +[Raymond] Come on, Bunny, +stop fucking about. + +01:02:09.998 --> 01:02:12.500 +Look at you sweat, bruv. +[laughs] + +01:02:12.635 --> 01:02:14.804 +Nearly there. +Nearly there. Nearly there. + +01:02:14.936 --> 01:02:17.539 +[laughs] Lift those legs up. +Come on, bro. + +01:02:17.673 --> 01:02:19.474 +You should have brought +your running shoes today, bro. + +01:02:19.607 --> 01:02:20.842 +Trying out for the Olympics, +are we? + +01:02:21.176 --> 01:02:23.578 +It's fucking Usain Bolt. +Come on, Usain. + +01:02:23.945 --> 01:02:25.681 +[groans, grunts] + +01:02:25.815 --> 01:02:27.482 +[song ends] + +01:02:29.617 --> 01:02:31.219 +[women shouting, faint] + +01:02:32.187 --> 01:02:35.023 +[pants, groans] + +01:02:36.424 --> 01:02:37.459 +Phone. + +01:02:38.794 --> 01:02:41.229 +[camera shutter clicking] + +01:02:41.363 --> 01:02:43.298 +[sirens blaring in distance] + +01:02:44.032 --> 01:02:45.066 +[exhales] + +01:02:46.702 --> 01:02:48.036 +Sorry about that. + +01:02:50.605 --> 01:02:52.006 +Can I go home now? + +01:02:52.140 --> 01:02:54.943 +Course you can, darling. +Course you can. + +01:02:55.477 --> 01:02:56.712 +[toilet flushes] + +01:03:03.985 --> 01:03:06.287 +[clock ticking] + +01:03:09.859 --> 01:03:11.459 +[clock chimes] + +01:03:15.865 --> 01:03:17.031 +Is there a problem here, Ray? + +01:03:17.165 --> 01:03:18.466 +I don't know. + +01:03:19.601 --> 01:03:21.202 +Is there a problem here, +Fletcher? + +01:03:22.103 --> 01:03:23.905 +I see no problem at all. + +01:03:25.775 --> 01:03:27.542 +I forgot to wash my hands. + +01:03:29.244 --> 01:03:30.713 +Next time call first. + +01:03:30.846 --> 01:03:32.247 +Sorry, guv. + +01:03:33.749 --> 01:03:35.583 +And you haven't +heard a whisper? + +01:03:35.718 --> 01:03:37.585 +How can so much bush go missing +and nobody know nothing? + +01:03:37.720 --> 01:03:40.088 +[man over phone] Ah, +I've heard nothing, Coach, honestly. + +01:03:40.221 --> 01:03:42.056 +Nothing on the street. +But you know what? + +01:03:42.190 --> 01:03:44.058 +There is this geezer +called Mickey Pearson. + +01:03:44.192 --> 01:03:46.261 +- Who the fuck is Mickey Pearson? +- Ah, you know him. + +01:03:46.394 --> 01:03:48.296 +He runs the bush game. +He's a horrible cunt. + +01:03:48.430 --> 01:03:50.465 +You don't wanna +step on his toes. + +01:03:50.598 --> 01:03:52.701 +But there's no way your lads +jimmied their way into his car, + +01:03:52.835 --> 01:03:54.469 +so I wouldn't concern yourself +with that. + +01:03:54.602 --> 01:03:56.271 +All right, you know +where to find me, Chasa. + +01:03:56.404 --> 01:03:57.640 +Keep your ear to the ground. + +01:03:57.773 --> 01:03:59.374 +Primetime, in you get. + +01:03:59.507 --> 01:04:00.975 +[Primetime exhaling] + +01:04:01.109 --> 01:04:02.310 +Ernie. + +01:04:03.478 --> 01:04:04.946 +Did you get +that Chinese fella's name? + +01:04:05.079 --> 01:04:06.181 +- Phuc. +- What? + +01:04:06.314 --> 01:04:07.949 +Phuc, like "fuck" with a "Ph." + +01:04:08.082 --> 01:04:10.418 +Don't get street with me, Ernie. +Where does he live? + +01:04:10.552 --> 01:04:12.688 +- Posh part of Croydon. +- Drop the rope. + +01:04:12.822 --> 01:04:14.456 +There is no posh part +of Croydon. + +01:04:14.890 --> 01:04:18.661 +- It's comparative, innit? +- Oi, Ernie, what are you doing? + +01:04:18.794 --> 01:04:20.295 +Why aren't you training, +you black cunt? + +01:04:20.830 --> 01:04:22.096 +I'm on my own here. + +01:04:24.265 --> 01:04:25.701 +Did he just call me +a black cunt? + +01:04:26.134 --> 01:04:28.637 +- Yes, he did. +- He can't do that. That's racist. + +01:04:28.771 --> 01:04:31.573 +But, you are black and you are a +cunt, Ernie. Those are the facts. + +01:04:31.707 --> 01:04:33.575 +I don't think Primetime cares +what race you run in. + +01:04:34.209 --> 01:04:36.679 +The fact that I'm black has nothing +to do with the fact I'm a cunt. + +01:04:36.812 --> 01:04:39.013 +He didn't say black people +were cunts, Ernie. + +01:04:39.147 --> 01:04:41.149 +He was being specific to you. +One has nothing to do with the other. + +01:04:41.282 --> 01:04:42.852 +And I'd go a step further, +if I'm not mistaken, + +01:04:42.984 --> 01:04:44.986 +and say it was a term +of familiar affection. + +01:04:45.119 --> 01:04:47.790 +Primetime's a Gypsy. +I wouldn't call him a pikey cunt. + +01:04:47.923 --> 01:04:49.925 +Why not? He might be +very understanding. + +01:04:50.058 --> 01:04:51.493 +Only if it comes from +a place of love, of course. + +01:04:51.627 --> 01:04:53.261 +Now, back to +the issue at hand. + +01:04:53.394 --> 01:04:55.497 +I need that Chinese +geezer's address, okay? + +01:04:55.631 --> 01:04:57.198 +You'll have it +by the morning, Coach. + +01:04:57.332 --> 01:04:59.167 +- Good lad. +- And, Coach... + +01:04:59.300 --> 01:05:00.870 +- What? +- I've got some good news. + +01:05:01.002 --> 01:05:03.338 +- What? +- I found out whose weed we took. + +01:05:05.206 --> 01:05:07.175 +And now +you fucking tell me! + +01:05:08.109 --> 01:05:09.511 +Did I say stop? + +01:05:11.012 --> 01:05:13.682 +Ernie, this is not +the fucking time + +01:05:13.816 --> 01:05:15.918 +to keep your cards +close to your chest. + +01:05:17.018 --> 01:05:19.087 +Just tell me his name +isn't Mickey Pearson. + +01:05:19.220 --> 01:05:21.322 +Blimey, Coach, +are you a Gypsy too? + +01:05:21.456 --> 01:05:23.091 +You been reading tea leaves, +got a crystal ball? + +01:05:23.224 --> 01:05:25.360 +That is not good news, +Ernie. + +01:05:25.493 --> 01:05:29.063 +Mickey Pearson is terrible news in the +face of a violent and expensive debt. + +01:05:29.197 --> 01:05:31.232 +[man speaking on TV, faint] + +01:05:38.106 --> 01:05:39.541 +[Coach] I'm here +to see your boss. + +01:05:40.074 --> 01:05:41.744 +[door opens] + +01:05:46.649 --> 01:05:48.082 +Feel free to talk. + +01:05:48.717 --> 01:05:50.686 +I gather you're the +consigliere of the outfit + +01:05:50.819 --> 01:05:53.488 +that my boys were stupid +enough to fuck around with. + +01:05:54.723 --> 01:05:58.359 +On that note, I'd like to extend +my apologies on their behalf. + +01:05:59.127 --> 01:06:00.729 +My boys, they're naive, + +01:06:01.296 --> 01:06:03.331 +they've had hard lives and they're +just starting to come good, + +01:06:03.464 --> 01:06:06.367 +but they're my lads, +my responsibility, + +01:06:06.735 --> 01:06:08.904 +so it's me that should be +accountable for their actions. + +01:06:09.437 --> 01:06:13.107 +Now, I can return your goods, +but I can't return the inconvenience, + +01:06:13.241 --> 01:06:15.310 +the time, +the fucking headache. + +01:06:16.210 --> 01:06:21.316 +And so I offer you my loyalty, +my word, my time, + +01:06:21.750 --> 01:06:23.618 +until that debt is settled. + +01:06:26.187 --> 01:06:30.291 +I'll make amends, +but just leave me lads alone. + +01:06:32.360 --> 01:06:35.698 +First of all, I'm gonna need to know +how your lads got the information + +01:06:35.831 --> 01:06:37.800 +about where our farm +was sited, + +01:06:38.199 --> 01:06:39.969 +'cause that's not +common knowledge. + +01:06:41.169 --> 01:06:45.373 +Once we've overcome that little +challenge, then we can talk. + +01:06:47.508 --> 01:06:49.645 +Well, I can do +better than that. + +01:06:49.778 --> 01:06:52.213 +[man panting] + +01:06:57.151 --> 01:07:00.588 +His name is Phuc, but it's spelled with +a "Ph," so it sounds like "fu-uck." + +01:07:02.691 --> 01:07:04.258 +So it's Phu-uc? + +01:07:04.392 --> 01:07:06.461 What? -You lied to me! +Yeah, something like that. -00:55:44.299 --> 00:55:46.175 -You lied about California! +01:07:06.594 --> 01:07:10.431 +Anyway, he's the kid that gave us +the skunk farm job. Do you know him? -00:56:42.732 --> 00:56:45.984 -Eat my asshole! +01:07:10.565 --> 01:07:13.468 +Yeah, we've met before, +haven't we, Phu-uc... Phuc? -00:57:18.351 --> 00:57:20.060 -Holy... +01:07:13.601 --> 01:07:14.670 +That's the one. +Phu-uc? -00:57:21.229 --> 00:57:22.354 -Okay. +01:07:14.803 --> 01:07:16.805 +- Phuc. +- Phuc. -00:57:47.547 --> 00:57:49.673 -We have a special guest here this evening. -Ruth Feiner is here. +01:07:18.306 --> 01:07:19.440 +All right. -00:57:49.757 --> 00:57:51.258 -MORTGAGE BROKERS -ANNUAL BANQUET +01:07:19.942 --> 01:07:21.644 +Don't do anything stupid, now, +son, right? -00:58:17.285 --> 00:58:19.328 -Get the fuck out of here! +01:07:22.276 --> 01:07:24.479 +[gasping] -00:58:29.422 --> 00:58:32.049 -So bad news. +01:07:24.612 --> 01:07:26.214 +How did you know +the location? -00:58:33.092 --> 00:58:35.594 -Azamat have leave. +01:07:26.347 --> 01:07:27.850 +I need my inhaler. +[gasps] -00:58:37.096 --> 00:58:39.598 -I wake up, he disappear +01:07:27.983 --> 01:07:29.384 +Yeah, in a minute. -00:58:39.682 --> 00:58:44.436 -and he take Oxana, my bear. +01:07:30.019 --> 01:07:33.154 +I need you to tell me how you +knew the location of our farm. -00:58:44.979 --> 00:58:46.271 -Our bear. +01:07:34.355 --> 01:07:37.826 +I've been trailing you for months. +Dry Eye was given the address. -00:58:47.273 --> 00:58:50.108 -And he also decide to take all money +01:07:38.794 --> 01:07:41.262 +[panting] I can't breathe! +I need it, please. -00:58:50.193 --> 00:58:52.444 -and also my passport. +01:07:41.396 --> 01:07:44.298 +All right, Phuc. +Calm the fu-uck down. -00:58:56.241 --> 00:59:01.370 -And he leave me +01:07:44.800 --> 01:07:46.167 +[groans] -00:59:01.454 --> 00:59:05.290 -only this bag, with a hen +01:07:46.835 --> 01:07:49.437 +Right, here, steady yourself. +For fuck's sake. -00:59:07.794 --> 00:59:14.299 -and ticket to Kazakhstan. +01:07:51.406 --> 01:07:52.808 +Sort him out. -00:59:15.552 --> 00:59:17.135 -But no passport. +01:07:53.441 --> 01:07:55.144 +- [Phuc coughs] +- [Coach] All right. -00:59:19.347 --> 00:59:23.016 -But at least he is +01:07:55.276 --> 01:07:56.477 +[coughing] -00:59:23.101 --> 00:59:25.644 -man enough to leave me +01:07:56.611 --> 01:07:57.846 +Here, here, look at me. -00:59:32.151 --> 00:59:33.777 -my beautiful. +01:07:58.513 --> 01:07:59.782 +- You all right? +- Yeah. -00:59:35.738 --> 00:59:39.825 -Which I have cleaned since last night. +01:07:59.915 --> 01:08:01.549 +- Where's your inhaler? +- There. -00:59:43.329 --> 00:59:47.457 -And I have decide to +01:08:03.118 --> 01:08:05.319 +- Right, here, take a blim. +- [inhales] -00:59:47.542 --> 00:59:49.835 -continue making documentary. +01:08:05.453 --> 01:08:09.091 +Now, good boy. There you go, son. +You all right? -00:59:50.837 --> 00:59:53.589 -Make it without Azamat. +01:08:12.027 --> 01:08:13.062 +Fuck! -00:59:53.673 --> 00:59:55.424 -I think it will be better +01:08:14.163 --> 01:08:15.229 +No, stop, don't! -00:59:55.508 --> 00:59:58.969 -and we will have more success -without him. +01:08:15.363 --> 01:08:16.665 +[Phuc screams] -01:00:35.131 --> 01:00:38.175 -I only want 17 cents, please. +01:08:16.799 --> 01:08:18.667 +[Phuc panting] -01:01:03.493 --> 01:01:07.496 -I had no car, no money and no Azamat. +01:08:23.038 --> 01:08:26.041 +Fuck's sake, Ray. You need +to invest in some parachutes. -01:01:07.580 --> 01:01:09.539 -The only thing keep me going +01:08:26.474 --> 01:08:28.177 +There's a pattern +emerging here. -01:01:09.624 --> 01:01:13.585 -was my dream of one day -holding Pamela in my arms +01:08:28.309 --> 01:08:29.678 +I'm sorry, boss. -01:01:13.670 --> 01:01:16.963 -and then making romance explosion -on her stomach. +01:08:29.812 --> 01:08:31.914 +And who's this +jumping Phuc boy, anyway? -01:01:24.931 --> 01:01:29.309 -Eventually, I managed to hike a hitchings -with group of young scholars +01:08:32.047 --> 01:08:34.549 +- It's Dry Eye's man. +- You mean Lord George's man. -01:01:29.394 --> 01:01:31.645 -also traveling across country. +01:08:35.084 --> 01:08:38.619 +It could just be Dry Eye's doing. +He's been getting bold lately. -01:01:32.772 --> 01:01:34.690 -FRATERNITY BROTHERS -Univ. of S. Carolina +01:08:38.754 --> 01:08:42.091 +Yeah. Well, +they still all work for Lord George. -01:01:34.774 --> 01:01:38.026 -- How you doing? How you doing? -- Where the fuck are you from, baby? +01:08:43.291 --> 01:08:44.993 +I'm gonna take care +of this one myself. -01:01:38.111 --> 01:01:39.611 -I am from Kazakhstan. +01:08:45.127 --> 01:08:47.062 +- [sizzling] +- [dishes clanking] -01:01:40.113 --> 01:01:42.656 -- Welcome to fucking America! -- Hey, have a seat. Let's go. +01:08:47.196 --> 01:08:49.230 +[people chattering in Chinese] -01:01:42.740 --> 01:01:45.367 -- What's your name? -- Anthony. +01:08:59.174 --> 01:09:01.710 +[announcer speaking Chinese] -01:01:45.451 --> 01:01:46.868 -- Anthony? -- Yes. +01:09:03.846 --> 01:09:05.681 +[announcer +continues in Chinese] -01:01:46.953 --> 01:01:48.704 -- Anthony. -- And Justin. +01:09:05.814 --> 01:09:07.515 +- [door opens] +- [chimes jingle] -01:01:48.788 --> 01:01:51.707 -- Justin. -- And David. +01:09:13.055 --> 01:09:14.156 +Lord George. -01:01:51.791 --> 01:01:53.166 -- David. -- Bartender Dave. +01:09:14.757 --> 01:09:16.125 +Mr. Pearson. -01:01:53.251 --> 01:01:54.710 -Very nice. +01:09:17.592 --> 01:09:19.094 +And to what do I owe? -01:01:54.794 --> 01:01:57.379 -- Can you open this, please? -- Oh, sure. +01:09:27.970 --> 01:09:29.171 +[sighs] -01:01:59.340 --> 01:02:01.675 +01:09:30.939 --> 01:09:32.007 +What you watching? + +01:09:33.307 --> 01:09:34.810 +I'm watching the telly. + +01:09:35.376 --> 01:09:37.112 +What you watching +on the telly? + +01:09:37.246 --> 01:09:39.748 +I'm watching +the horse racing. + +01:09:40.215 --> 01:09:43.652 +Live satellite +from Hong Kong. + +01:09:44.619 --> 01:09:46.221 +My only vice. + +01:09:46.354 --> 01:09:48.724 +Well, that's not +strictly true, is it? + +01:09:49.224 --> 01:09:50.893 +Meaning? + +01:09:51.026 --> 01:09:54.495 +Meaning I've always taken vice +to be the definition + +01:09:54.630 --> 01:09:57.598 +of any criminal activity +or wicked behavior + +01:09:57.733 --> 01:10:00.501 +involving prostitution, +pornography or drugs, + +01:10:00.636 --> 01:10:02.905 +so, no... + +01:10:03.972 --> 01:10:07.276 +racing is definitely not +your only vice, your lordship. + +01:10:07.408 --> 01:10:10.344 +I'd say you're eyebrows deep +in every vice known to man. + +01:10:10.478 --> 01:10:12.580 +- There is a difference. +- Being? + +01:10:13.215 --> 01:10:19.554 +I facilitate. I don't participate +in any of the aforementioned vices. + +01:10:22.124 --> 01:10:23.225 +What about tea? + +01:10:32.701 --> 01:10:33.869 +[sighs] + +01:10:34.002 --> 01:10:35.369 +What about tea? + +01:10:35.503 --> 01:10:38.640 +Well, that too is a vice. + +01:10:39.641 --> 01:10:41.509 +Caffeine is a drug, +don't you know? + +01:10:41.643 --> 01:10:45.479 +So is that what you're here +to talk to me about? Tea? + +01:10:45.613 --> 01:10:49.417 +Sweet Mary Jane is my vice +of choice, as you well know. + +01:10:49.852 --> 01:10:53.121 +Of course, I'm addicted to +selling it, not consuming it. + +01:10:53.487 --> 01:10:56.725 +I specifically chose +to deal in marijuana. + +01:10:57.159 --> 01:10:59.061 +Sure, I could see +there was more to be made + +01:10:59.194 --> 01:11:02.798 +in shifting the white or the brown +powder, as you so chose, + +01:11:02.931 --> 01:11:07.468 +but, you see, my jam, +it doesn't kill anyone, + +01:11:07.870 --> 01:11:09.570 +and I like that. + +01:11:11.974 --> 01:11:13.642 +While your poison... + +01:11:14.810 --> 01:11:19.447 +is and always has been +a destroyer of worlds. + +01:11:27.656 --> 01:11:32.728 +So, yes, your facilitation is +most definitely participation. + +01:11:42.905 --> 01:11:45.941 +But I'm not here to give you a +sermon on situational ethics. + +01:11:46.540 --> 01:11:49.344 +So why the fuck +are you here? + +01:11:49.477 --> 01:11:50.779 +[stomach gurgling] + +01:11:53.315 --> 01:11:54.615 +[gags] + +01:11:56.218 --> 01:11:57.252 +[groans] + +01:12:06.560 --> 01:12:08.596 +You're starting a war +with me, George, + +01:12:08.730 --> 01:12:10.431 +and I'm trying to moonwalk +with elegance here, + +01:12:10.564 --> 01:12:12.466 +but I'm finding it +very fucking difficult. + +01:12:12.600 --> 01:12:14.136 +[Lord Pressfield] Laura! + +01:12:14.269 --> 01:12:15.938 +[Lord George] +I don't fuck around with puff. + +01:12:16.071 --> 01:12:18.106 +You send your man Dry Eye +around my place + +01:12:18.240 --> 01:12:20.075 +to see if he can buy +my business for a few beans. + +01:12:20.208 --> 01:12:21.276 +Laura! + +01:12:23.477 --> 01:12:25.347 +[Mickey] You didn't +think I'd find out? + +01:12:25.479 --> 01:12:27.349 +Having me followed +for months? + +01:12:28.616 --> 01:12:30.919 +- [Lord George choking] +- Yeah. You crossed the line, + +01:12:31.053 --> 01:12:32.620 +and that comes +with a price. + +01:12:33.221 --> 01:12:35.157 +You raided +one of my locations. + +01:12:35.891 --> 01:12:37.659 +You know the rules, +George. + +01:12:38.459 --> 01:12:39.962 +What the fuck +were you thinking? + +01:12:40.095 --> 01:12:41.930 +You raided one of +my locations. + +01:12:42.064 --> 01:12:43.932 +What the fuck +were you thinking? + +01:12:44.299 --> 01:12:46.335 +What the fuck +were you thinking, George? + +01:12:57.478 --> 01:12:58.512 +[exhales] + +01:13:00.082 --> 01:13:02.451 +[sobbing] + +01:13:11.626 --> 01:13:13.128 +[breathing heavily] + +01:13:13.261 --> 01:13:14.663 +[exhales] + +01:13:15.596 --> 01:13:18.300 +[Lord George chokes, gasps] + +01:13:22.603 --> 01:13:25.707 +Should you +try and undermine me, + +01:13:26.441 --> 01:13:29.177 +or should you attempt +to threaten my position again, + +01:13:29.311 --> 01:13:31.913 +I will be forced to accept +your call to arms. + +01:13:32.047 --> 01:13:33.248 +Do you understand? + +01:13:33.382 --> 01:13:34.916 +[breathing heavily] + +01:13:35.717 --> 01:13:36.818 +Good. + +01:13:38.186 --> 01:13:41.857 +Now, I can see you're feeling +somewhat under the weather. + +01:13:42.357 --> 01:13:44.059 +That's because +I spiked your tea + +01:13:44.192 --> 01:13:46.995 +with a nasty little parasitic +genus called shigella. + +01:13:47.829 --> 01:13:51.333 +Left unattended, you will shit yourself +to death before the sun doth set. + +01:13:53.101 --> 01:13:55.070 +I suggest taking +two of these fizzy biscuits. + +01:13:57.538 --> 01:13:59.241 +You'll be fine +in an hour or two, + +01:13:59.841 --> 01:14:02.144 +long enough to consider +your past indiscretions. + +01:14:08.050 --> 01:14:11.753 +And, George, if I can get to +you in your own kitchen... + +01:14:13.388 --> 01:14:14.489 +I can get to you anywhere. + +01:14:22.697 --> 01:14:25.367 +- Did you do it? +- Do what? + +01:14:25.500 --> 01:14:27.969 +Did you raid +Mickey Pearson's farm? + +01:14:28.103 --> 01:14:32.207 +- No. +- So you're telling me that Phuc did this behind your back. + +01:14:33.075 --> 01:14:35.844 +Well, let's just say this. +He didn't do it in front of it. + +01:14:36.610 --> 01:14:37.712 +He did it +without my blessing. + +01:14:37.846 --> 01:14:39.414 +But you did go behind my back + +01:14:39.548 --> 01:14:41.316 +and offer to buy his business. + +01:14:43.351 --> 01:14:45.987 +Yeah. Yeah, I did. + +01:14:48.423 --> 01:14:50.659 +Now, let me warn you +the way you warn me. + +01:14:51.592 --> 01:14:55.464 +There comes a point where +the young succeed the old. + +01:14:56.565 --> 01:14:57.732 +Don't push me. + +01:15:02.237 --> 01:15:03.872 +There are some things +I don't know about. + +01:15:04.005 --> 01:15:07.109 +Something between Dry Eye +and Lord George. + +01:15:07.242 --> 01:15:12.547 +Now, whatever it was, +someone killed Lord George. + +01:15:13.014 --> 01:15:17.452 +Anyone else might think +that was you or Mickey. + +01:15:19.921 --> 01:15:22.057 +Shall we continue +with our little story? + +01:15:23.725 --> 01:15:25.794 +Does that arouse +your interest, Raymond? + +01:15:26.428 --> 01:15:27.929 +[Raymond] +So Matthew knows Dry Eye. + +01:15:29.264 --> 01:15:31.299 +- So what? +- Well, yes, I agree. + +01:15:31.433 --> 01:15:32.801 +Perhaps they were +just meeting up + +01:15:32.934 --> 01:15:34.536 +to talk about holidaying +in the Maldives + +01:15:34.669 --> 01:15:38.507 +or the long-term implications +of leaving the EU. + +01:15:38.640 --> 01:15:43.512 +But I filmed it, had it lip-read, +translated and transcribed. + +01:15:43.645 --> 01:15:46.615 +Rather like the classic +1974 film The Conversation, + +01:15:46.748 --> 01:15:49.117 +starring Gene Hackman +and John Cazale. + +01:15:49.251 --> 01:15:52.554 +You know, Coppola slipped that +one out between the Godfathers. + +01:15:53.121 --> 01:15:55.457 +It wasn't really for me. +It's a bit boring, to be honest. + +01:15:55.590 --> 01:16:00.595 +Now, can I just say, that Matthew, +he's quite something, isn't he? + +01:16:00.729 --> 01:16:02.697 +He's not +your average American. + +01:16:02.831 --> 01:16:06.134 +He's a Mr. International. +Even speaks a bit of Cantonese. + +01:16:06.268 --> 01:16:11.641 +Come here. You play Dry Eye +and I shall be Matthew. + +01:16:13.241 --> 01:16:14.442 +Come on. + +01:16:19.114 --> 01:16:21.883 +All right. [sighs] + +01:16:23.118 --> 01:16:24.786 +Try and get it in time +with his lips, all right? + +01:16:24.920 --> 01:16:26.521 +- Yeah, yeah. +- Ready? + +01:16:27.622 --> 01:16:28.823 +Roll camera. Action. + +01:16:28.957 --> 01:16:30.825 +[crowd cheering] + +01:16:37.332 --> 01:16:39.501 +[camera beeps, clicks] + +01:16:39.635 --> 01:16:42.037 +[muffled chattering] + +01:16:42.170 --> 01:16:44.539 +[Raymond] There was an incident. +Lord George... + +01:16:44.674 --> 01:16:45.774 +[Fletcher] +Fuck's sake, Raymond. + +01:16:45.907 --> 01:16:47.442 +It's a bit fucking wooden. + +01:16:47.576 --> 01:16:49.444 +Put something into it, +you know, a bit of welly. + +01:16:49.978 --> 01:16:51.413 +And action. + +01:16:51.546 --> 01:16:52.914 +There was an incident. + +01:16:53.048 --> 01:16:54.716 +Lord George +didn't come through it. + +01:16:54.849 --> 01:16:56.418 +Didn't come through it? + +01:16:56.551 --> 01:16:58.920 +The last thing you need to do +is attract any octopus. + +01:16:59.054 --> 01:17:00.355 +Octopus? + +01:17:01.623 --> 01:17:04.392 +What does that mean? +It's not a very good translation. + +01:17:04.526 --> 01:17:06.094 +No, there's nothing wrong +with the translation. + +01:17:06.228 --> 01:17:07.896 +Matthew's not that fluent. +And it's Cantonese. + +01:17:08.029 --> 01:17:09.564 +Just go with it +and fill in the blanks. + +01:17:09.699 --> 01:17:11.032 +And action. + +01:17:11.667 --> 01:17:13.735 +[Raymond] It's all on Michael. +He's to blame. + +01:17:14.502 --> 01:17:15.904 +[Fletcher] +That is not a smart move. + +01:17:16.037 --> 01:17:18.006 +Don't tell me +what a smart move is. + +01:17:18.139 --> 01:17:19.274 +[Fletcher] +I beg for your pardon. + +01:17:19.407 --> 01:17:21.109 +You heard me +perfectly well. + +01:17:21.243 --> 01:17:23.778 +There will be repercussions +for Michael's actions. + +01:17:23.912 --> 01:17:25.547 +You think you're +running things, do you? + +01:17:26.047 --> 01:17:27.949 +Don't stroke my mouse hair. + +01:17:29.217 --> 01:17:32.320 +- What does "mouse hair" mean? +- Yeah, I think what he means is don't jeopardize my deal, + +01:17:32.454 --> 01:17:34.289 +but I admit that one's +a bit of a googly. + +01:17:34.422 --> 01:17:36.091 +Then Matthew loses it a bit + +01:17:36.224 --> 01:17:38.560 +and his translation goes +completely out of the window. + +01:17:38.694 --> 01:17:41.496 +Something about springtime +and sweaters. + +01:17:41.631 --> 01:17:43.131 +I think what he means +is he's upset. + +01:17:43.265 --> 01:17:44.634 +And then Dry Eye +says something, + +01:17:44.766 --> 01:17:46.268 +but some cunt +moved in front of me, + +01:17:46.401 --> 01:17:47.737 +so I didn't get that +either. + +01:17:47.869 --> 01:17:49.938 +Your Cantonese +is dog shit, + +01:17:50.071 --> 01:17:51.139 +so I'm gonna say this +in English + +01:17:51.273 --> 01:17:52.307 +and I'm gonna say it once, + +01:17:52.440 --> 01:17:54.142 +so listen to me, +Rubenstein. + +01:17:56.712 --> 01:17:58.446 +This is how +it's gonna play out. + +01:17:59.814 --> 01:18:01.483 +You're gonna +back the fuck off... + +01:18:02.450 --> 01:18:04.152 +and I'm gonna +take it all. + +01:18:05.453 --> 01:18:08.189 +And you will pay me +my respect. + +01:18:09.291 --> 01:18:11.526 +[Fletcher] And there you have it. +That's all I've got. + +01:18:11.661 --> 01:18:14.496 +Sorry. Show's over. + +01:18:14.630 --> 01:18:17.299 +But I think +it's quite clear + +01:18:17.432 --> 01:18:19.868 +that they're not just +mah-jongg partners, are they? + +01:18:20.435 --> 01:18:21.503 +Mm? + +01:18:29.077 --> 01:18:31.513 +Not all of that +was clear, Fletcher. + +01:18:31.647 --> 01:18:33.281 +I mean, +according to you, + +01:18:33.415 --> 01:18:35.751 +we already know Matthew +wants to buy Michael out. + +01:18:36.786 --> 01:18:40.255 +- So why is that news? +- Oh, don't you worry, my darling. + +01:18:40.388 --> 01:18:42.190 +We are gonna +come to the news. + +01:18:42.891 --> 01:18:45.593 +I'm approaching my climax. + +01:18:46.561 --> 01:18:48.930 +[chattering] + +01:18:52.300 --> 01:18:53.601 +Dry Eye. + +01:18:54.135 --> 01:18:57.439 +I trust you will make +Michael Pearson pay for this. + +01:18:58.306 --> 01:19:00.275 +You are +the dragon head now. + +01:19:00.408 --> 01:19:02.177 +Solidify your position. + +01:19:03.646 --> 01:19:04.979 +It will be done, Uncle. + +01:19:06.081 --> 01:19:08.950 +[Fletcher] So Dry Eye got the upgrade +he was after, didn't he, Raymond? + +01:19:09.084 --> 01:19:11.519 +The question is, +what was he gonna do with it + +01:19:11.654 --> 01:19:13.656 +now that he's +Billy Big Bollocks? + +01:19:13.789 --> 01:19:15.390 +Give me ten minutes, +Ray. + +01:19:16.524 --> 01:19:17.559 +Boss. + +01:19:29.170 --> 01:19:31.339 +["Cumberland Gap" +by David Rawlings plays] + +01:19:31.473 --> 01:19:32.808 +Hello, Ros. + +01:19:32.941 --> 01:19:34.943 +It's date night tonight, + +01:19:35.076 --> 01:19:37.847 +9:00 p.m., you and I, +River Cafe. + +01:19:37.979 --> 01:19:40.248 +Nine o'clock? I'll be there. + +01:19:40.783 --> 01:19:41.950 +[door opens] + +01:19:44.052 --> 01:19:45.620 +We're closed. + +01:19:45.755 --> 01:19:46.888 +[man] Hang up. + +01:19:48.724 --> 01:19:49.759 +No. + +01:19:50.325 --> 01:19:51.426 +[man] +Hang the fucking phone up. + +01:19:51.559 --> 01:19:52.594 +Who's there? + +01:19:54.562 --> 01:19:56.097 +Ros, who's there? + +01:19:56.431 --> 01:19:57.599 +What you doing here, +Dry Eye? + +01:19:57.733 --> 01:19:58.734 +[gunshot] + +01:19:59.200 --> 01:20:00.135 +[body thuds] + +01:20:00.268 --> 01:20:01.469 +[chuckles] + +01:20:01.603 --> 01:20:03.438 +It's warming up now, +isn't it? + +01:20:03.571 --> 01:20:07.275 +At this point, I'm guessing +that you didn't even know + +01:20:07.409 --> 01:20:09.444 +that Lord George +was dead yet, + +01:20:09.577 --> 01:20:11.946 +let alone +what Dry Eye was up to. + +01:20:12.080 --> 01:20:14.549 +Hello, Dry Eye. +What do you want? + +01:20:15.350 --> 01:20:16.384 +[phone beeps] + +01:20:17.986 --> 01:20:19.387 +[sighs] + +01:20:26.961 --> 01:20:28.062 +Fancy a boiled sweet? + +01:20:28.731 --> 01:20:31.266 +- No. +- Suit yourself. + +01:20:39.574 --> 01:20:40.910 +Who the fuck was he? + +01:20:41.409 --> 01:20:43.211 +[Fletcher] I'm not exactly +sure what happened next, + +01:20:43.344 --> 01:20:45.781 +because you two managed +to give me the slip. + +01:20:45.915 --> 01:20:47.949 +They got Rosalind. +Call Roger. + +01:20:49.617 --> 01:20:51.821 +Oh, goody. Another bottle. +[chuckles] + +01:20:51.953 --> 01:20:54.088 +Hold on. You were there? + +01:20:54.222 --> 01:20:56.324 +[camera shutter clicking] + +01:20:56.792 --> 01:20:58.828 +Yeah. +Of course I was there. + +01:20:59.561 --> 01:21:02.932 +He's not picking up. Maybe you +should put your seat belt on. + +01:21:04.098 --> 01:21:06.100 +Yeah, let me call Rosalind. +Let me do it. + +01:21:06.401 --> 01:21:07.469 +[car horn honks] + +01:21:07.602 --> 01:21:09.772 +I got it. +Just watch the road. + +01:21:10.605 --> 01:21:12.440 +- [phone ringing] +- Now, Rosalind, don't be alarmed, + +01:21:12.574 --> 01:21:14.275 +but you're gonna +come with me + +01:21:14.409 --> 01:21:16.645 +until I can resolve all these +issues with your husband. + +01:21:17.412 --> 01:21:18.814 +I'm not going anywhere. + +01:21:19.614 --> 01:21:21.483 +She's not picking up. +It's just ringing. + +01:21:21.616 --> 01:21:24.419 +- Fuck. +- We could just slow down a little bit. + +01:21:26.254 --> 01:21:27.622 +Fuck! + +01:21:35.631 --> 01:21:36.665 +[gasps] + +01:21:42.337 --> 01:21:43.973 +[Dry Eye] +You know how it works. + +01:21:44.673 --> 01:21:48.176 +You either come with me or Tony +here is gonna make you come with me. + +01:21:48.309 --> 01:21:51.012 +You're in my office +under my roof. + +01:21:51.145 --> 01:21:52.915 +It's not your position +for Tony to do anything + +01:21:53.047 --> 01:21:55.383 +other than to fuck off back +from whence he came. + +01:21:55.517 --> 01:21:57.151 +- [Tony chuckles] +- Tony. + +01:21:59.320 --> 01:22:01.724 +What's that? +Is that a paperweight? + +01:22:01.857 --> 01:22:05.360 +Funny you should say that. Turns out +anything with weight can be a paperweight. + +01:22:05.493 --> 01:22:07.663 +- What are you gonna do with it? +- Well, that's up to you, isn't it? + +01:22:07.796 --> 01:22:10.164 +Either you do as I tell +you to and use the door, + +01:22:10.298 --> 01:22:12.701 +or I'm gonna shoot fat Tony +right between the eyes. + +01:22:12.835 --> 01:22:14.837 +You see, this gun's +only got two bullets, + +01:22:14.970 --> 01:22:17.405 +so I'm not gonna fuck about +illustrating its significance. + +01:22:17.539 --> 01:22:19.274 +You're gonna have to +trust me on that. + +01:22:19.407 --> 01:22:21.209 +The alternative +is a little bit absolute. + +01:22:22.477 --> 01:22:24.379 +I'm gonna have +to check your grammar on that. + +01:22:24.847 --> 01:22:27.016 +It can't be +just a little bit absolute. + +01:22:27.148 --> 01:22:29.617 +It either is or it isn't. + +01:22:29.752 --> 01:22:32.855 +Whatever it is, +I've lost my patience. + +01:22:32.988 --> 01:22:36.859 +I'm telling you, I will squeeze this +trigger and Tony will be no more. + +01:22:36.992 --> 01:22:38.861 +- Tony. +- [Tony exhales] + +01:22:40.228 --> 01:22:42.765 +Listen to me, cunt. +You take one step forward, + +01:22:42.898 --> 01:22:44.733 +it'll be the last fucking +step you ever take. + +01:22:44.867 --> 01:22:46.234 +Tony, get on it. + +01:22:47.135 --> 01:22:48.169 +[gasps] + +01:23:05.020 --> 01:23:06.354 +[grunts] + +01:23:12.427 --> 01:23:13.929 +[panting] + +01:23:21.569 --> 01:23:22.972 +I fucking dare you. + +01:23:25.674 --> 01:23:26.775 +Just calm down. + +01:23:27.876 --> 01:23:28.911 +I'm leaving. + +01:23:36.584 --> 01:23:38.053 +I guess that's +your two bullets, eh? + +01:23:39.021 --> 01:23:40.321 +Rosalind! + +01:23:40.622 --> 01:23:41.623 +[Dry Eye shouts] + +01:23:41.757 --> 01:23:44.125 +[both grunting] + +01:23:54.268 --> 01:23:55.638 +Rosalind! + +01:23:57.171 --> 01:23:58.874 +[Dry Eye grunts] + +01:24:02.143 --> 01:24:03.846 +Stay fucking still! + +01:24:11.120 --> 01:24:12.054 +Hello, babe. + +01:24:12.186 --> 01:24:13.354 +[gasps] + +01:24:14.589 --> 01:24:16.624 +[panting] + +01:24:17.592 --> 01:24:19.293 +[shuddered breathing] + +01:24:24.867 --> 01:24:26.334 +[body thuds] + +01:24:28.937 --> 01:24:30.005 +Hello, love. + +01:24:30.673 --> 01:24:32.908 +[Raymond] So you're +basing your whole crescendo + +01:24:33.441 --> 01:24:35.077 +on a figment +of your imagination. + +01:24:35.209 --> 01:24:38.981 +I'm basing my whole crescendo +on the sum of its parts. + +01:24:39.114 --> 01:24:41.349 +A few minor details aside, +I wouldn't have any trouble at all + +01:24:41.482 --> 01:24:45.453 +selling this juicy peach +of a drama to Big Dave. + +01:24:45.586 --> 01:24:47.488 +He'd cream +his fucking panties. + +01:24:47.622 --> 01:24:50.291 +You're too smart to be +blackmailing us, Fletcher. + +01:24:50.425 --> 01:24:53.128 +Yes, yes, and obviously I've +taken precautionary measures. + +01:24:53.428 --> 01:24:56.832 +[chuckles] You can do all kinds of +horrible things to me if you want. + +01:24:57.331 --> 01:24:59.134 +I might even enjoy them. + +01:24:59.267 --> 01:25:01.870 +But you'd have to leave the +country and never come back. + +01:25:02.004 --> 01:25:03.972 +So is that the story over +now, Fletcher? + +01:25:04.106 --> 01:25:07.810 +All this, this whole buildup, +was leading to this next part. + +01:25:07.943 --> 01:25:11.180 +This is the news that +you were asking about before. + +01:25:11.312 --> 01:25:12.748 +Ready? + +01:25:13.347 --> 01:25:14.382 +Matthew. + +01:25:15.216 --> 01:25:17.019 +He's gonna need some people +to run his business here + +01:25:17.152 --> 01:25:19.054 +when he buys it +from Michael, right? + +01:25:19.188 --> 01:25:21.990 +He's gonna need a reliable pair of +hands, someone like you. + +01:25:22.124 --> 01:25:24.093 +Hmm. So why didn't he +ask you, Raymond? + +01:25:24.225 --> 01:25:26.594 +I don't know. +It's none of my business. + +01:25:26.729 --> 01:25:28.262 +Because, I'll tell you, + +01:25:28.897 --> 01:25:31.399 +he already had someone +earmarked for the role. + +01:25:32.201 --> 01:25:35.336 +Dry Eye. +He promised Dry Eye the job, + +01:25:35.470 --> 01:25:39.240 +but only if Dry Eye helped drive +down the price of Mickey's business. + +01:25:39.373 --> 01:25:43.746 +You see, it was Matthew who told Dry +Eye the location of Mickey's farm, + +01:25:43.879 --> 01:25:46.247 +so he could steal +his white widow super cheese + +01:25:46.380 --> 01:25:48.650 +to cause ripples +and reduce the market value. + +01:25:48.784 --> 01:25:51.452 +And that is why Phuc, +in turn, + +01:25:51.586 --> 01:25:55.824 +got those juice-swilling, +acne-backed muscle Marys to do the job. + +01:25:55.958 --> 01:25:57.826 +It was Matthew + +01:25:57.960 --> 01:26:00.729 +who set this whole +train of events off. + +01:26:01.529 --> 01:26:03.799 +But what he did not +plan on, you see... + +01:26:03.932 --> 01:26:05.634 +Fuck you, +you old cunt! + +01:26:05.768 --> 01:26:07.069 +I'll piss on your grave. + +01:26:09.738 --> 01:26:11.339 +...was Dry Eye... + +01:26:13.242 --> 01:26:14.475 +killing Lord George. + +01:26:15.944 --> 01:26:19.580 +Now, Dry Eye does not want to be +subservient to Matthew anymore. + +01:26:19.715 --> 01:26:21.116 +Doesn't wanna be +subservient to anyone. + +01:26:21.250 --> 01:26:23.018 +This is how +it's gonna play out. + +01:26:23.152 --> 01:26:24.418 +[crowd cheering, +applauding] + +01:26:24.552 --> 01:26:26.354 +You're gonna +back the fuck off + +01:26:26.889 --> 01:26:28.857 +and I'm gonna +take it all. + +01:26:28.991 --> 01:26:32.694 +Dry Eye likes the smell of +power and does not like Matthew. + +01:26:32.828 --> 01:26:37.199 +So, the little dragon needed a gentle +reminder of who was really running things. + +01:26:37.331 --> 01:26:39.367 +You've been in this paddling +pool for two minutes. + +01:26:39.500 --> 01:26:42.336 +I've been swimming in the ocean +with the sharks for 20 years. + +01:26:42.470 --> 01:26:45.040 +I'll tell you +how this plays out. + +01:26:45.774 --> 01:26:47.276 +You will drown... + +01:26:48.409 --> 01:26:51.146 +and then my Mossad crabs +will eat you. + +01:26:51.280 --> 01:26:56.151 +And this, my love, is why I want +my hard-earned 20 million pounds. + +01:26:56.285 --> 01:27:02.323 +Because not only do I know exactly +how Mickey's business operates, + +01:27:02.456 --> 01:27:06.762 +but I also know that the very +man he's trying to sell it to + +01:27:06.895 --> 01:27:09.530 +is trying to force him +into selling it on the cheap + +01:27:09.665 --> 01:27:12.600 +and has indirectly +started a war. + +01:27:13.302 --> 01:27:16.638 +So, you see, I think you should be +calling me your trusted consigliere, + +01:27:17.605 --> 01:27:19.141 +or your spy +behind the lines, + +01:27:19.274 --> 01:27:23.278 +your intellectual +reconnaissance, if you prefer. + +01:27:24.780 --> 01:27:26.181 +I'm impressed. + +01:27:27.415 --> 01:27:29.617 +You certainly know +more than I do. + +01:27:29.751 --> 01:27:32.486 +I'm impressed not only +by your information, + +01:27:32.620 --> 01:27:34.723 +but by your imagination. + +01:27:35.489 --> 01:27:36.725 Thank you very much. -01:02:01.759 --> 01:02:05.887 -So you like the bitches out there -in the fucking old Russia, there? +01:27:39.328 --> 01:27:41.129 +So you've got 72 hours. -01:02:06.139 --> 01:02:07.723 -- What? -- The bitches in old Russia. +01:27:42.164 --> 01:27:45.366 +And I would just reiterate +that if anything happens to me, -01:02:07.807 --> 01:02:09.474 -How are the women? +01:27:45.499 --> 01:27:47.836 +I do have my insurance policy +in place. -01:02:09.559 --> 01:02:12.686 -The fucking ho's, baby! The fucking girls! +01:27:48.303 --> 01:27:51.073 +Everything will go to Big Dave, +and from him to the public, -01:02:12.770 --> 01:02:14.563 -- You fuck the shit out of them! -- Yes! +01:27:51.206 --> 01:27:53.175 +and you, my love, +will go to Mars. -01:02:14.647 --> 01:02:16.022 -Then you never call them again. +01:27:53.308 --> 01:27:56.377 +So, strong recommendation, +just pay up -01:02:16.107 --> 01:02:19.818 -Why you don't call them? Because -they do not have a telephone, yes? +01:27:56.510 --> 01:28:02.050 +and watch me recede into the +sunset blowing kisses, yes? -01:02:19.902 --> 01:02:21.361 -No, not because of that. +01:28:05.087 --> 01:28:09.258 +Well, then, time to use the +door, you black bastard. -01:02:21.446 --> 01:02:24.030 -They don't have my respect, you know? -I mean... +01:28:09.390 --> 01:28:11.727 +Well, that's just silly, isn't +it, 'cause I'm not black. -01:02:24.115 --> 01:02:26.783 -So, what are you doing here in America? +01:28:11.860 --> 01:28:14.730 +No, but your fucking soul is, +you dark cunt. -01:02:26.868 --> 01:02:31.621 -They film me travel across U.S. and A. +01:28:16.932 --> 01:28:20.035 +Now, out of my house, +'cause I'm going to bed. -01:02:31.706 --> 01:02:35.208 -I don't know what you're saying, man, -but that's cool! +01:28:22.536 --> 01:28:24.039 +Can I come with you? -01:02:35.293 --> 01:02:36.918 -Let's get drunk! +01:28:25.406 --> 01:28:29.443 +No, but you can go smoke the exhaust +pipe in the back of your hearse. -01:02:37.503 --> 01:02:39.296 -- Yes! High five! -- High five! +01:28:31.113 --> 01:28:32.546 +I might come anyway. -01:02:43.634 --> 01:02:45.719 -This is America in a bottle. +01:28:34.116 --> 01:28:36.752 +You'll just hear me +scratching about in the dark, -01:02:47.263 --> 01:02:51.016 -- Oh, baby! -- Oh, baby! +01:28:37.451 --> 01:28:39.221 +wanking into a hanky. -01:02:51.100 --> 01:02:53.935 -- Borat, let me hear it. Oh, baby! -- Oh, the baby! +01:28:44.425 --> 01:28:46.962 +All right, so, 20 million. -01:02:54.020 --> 01:02:56.021 -Suck, suck, suck! +01:28:48.096 --> 01:28:49.998 +You've got 72 hours, +starting now. -01:03:01.694 --> 01:03:03.612 -Let me tell you game we play. +01:28:50.933 --> 01:28:53.601 +Ticktock, ticktock. -01:03:03.696 --> 01:03:05.280 -Can I hear a game you play? +01:28:55.137 --> 01:28:56.371 +And I'm gone. -01:03:05.364 --> 01:03:09.075 -We play a game called -"When the snake eat the pig." +01:28:59.408 --> 01:29:00.943 +Ticktock. -01:03:09.160 --> 01:03:12.162 -- When the snake eat the huh? -- The snake eat the pig. +01:29:04.947 --> 01:29:06.648 +Ticktock. -01:03:12.246 --> 01:03:15.540 -- You get a baby mouse, very small... -- Baby mouse? +01:29:06.782 --> 01:29:10.218 +[door opens, closes] -01:03:15.625 --> 01:03:22.255 -...and you put a bit of cheese -in hole of your chram, until it go inside. +01:29:11.920 --> 01:29:14.957 +[phone dialing, ringing] -01:03:22.340 --> 01:03:23.757 -That is too crazy for me. +01:29:15.290 --> 01:29:16.258 +[line clicks] -01:03:23.841 --> 01:03:26.593 -I'll do it. -I don't give a fuck, I'll do it. +01:29:16.391 --> 01:29:18.060 +[Raymond] He's just left. -01:03:26.677 --> 01:03:28.887 -Let me ask you this. +01:29:18.193 --> 01:29:19.795 +He thinks he's very clever. -01:03:30.056 --> 01:03:33.183 -Are woman... -Are women your slaves in Russia? +01:29:20.561 --> 01:29:21.997 +Start with Big Dave. -01:03:33.726 --> 01:03:35.894 -No. Do you have slaves here? +01:29:27.202 --> 01:29:29.304 +Now, you keep this +between you and me, Hammy, -01:03:35.978 --> 01:03:37.729 -- We wish. We wish. -- No slaves. +01:29:29.438 --> 01:29:32.007 +but Fletcher's been in touch. +He says he's got what we need. -01:03:37.814 --> 01:03:40.023 -- It is a shame. -- Hey, Borat. +01:29:32.140 --> 01:29:34.608 +Careful, boss. Fletcher's ass +belongs to the highest bidder. -01:03:40.107 --> 01:03:41.191 -Big shame. Big shame. +01:29:34.743 --> 01:29:36.610 +Yeah. +He says he wants 150 grand. -01:03:41.275 --> 01:03:42.776 -It would be better country if... +01:29:36.745 --> 01:29:39.114 +But if it's proper, it's worth +a whole week's exclusive. -01:03:42.860 --> 01:03:45.695 -Yes, it'd be better country. -We should have slaves. +01:29:39.247 --> 01:29:40.514 +Well, what does he +have exactly? -01:03:45.780 --> 01:03:49.032 -Our country, the minorities -actually have more power. +01:29:40.649 --> 01:29:42.084 +He was just +tickling me nuts, -01:03:49.116 --> 01:03:53.703 -Anyone that is minority -has the upper hand. +01:29:42.217 --> 01:29:43.517 +but he says +he wants to meet Saturday. -01:03:53.788 --> 01:03:58.041 -We have the Jews. We have anybody -that's against the mainstream. +01:29:43.652 --> 01:29:44.753 +So keep it free. -01:03:58.125 --> 01:04:01.002 -- Do you want to see my new wife? -- Yes! +01:29:44.886 --> 01:29:47.022 +[phone: musical ringtone] -01:04:01.087 --> 01:04:02.796 -This my new wife. +01:29:47.155 --> 01:29:48.522 +Yeah, pronto. -01:04:03.965 --> 01:04:05.882 -- Pamela! -- You know her? +01:29:55.563 --> 01:29:58.200 +Oi, you can't park there, +mate. Move the van. -01:04:05.967 --> 01:04:07.592 -Pamela! I know of Pamela. +01:29:58.333 --> 01:30:00.469 +Don't worry, friend. +We'll be gone in a minute. -01:04:07.677 --> 01:04:10.136 -I will take her virgin for the first time. +01:30:00.601 --> 01:30:02.804 +We're not a newspaper. +We're a blood sport. -01:04:10.221 --> 01:04:12.973 -- I am going to put this shit on. -- Put it on. +01:30:02.938 --> 01:30:04.572 +Oi, Russ. Move the van. -01:04:13.057 --> 01:04:15.225 -Borat, Borat. We have a lot to talk about. +01:30:04.706 --> 01:30:06.241 +I'm on it, boss. -01:04:15.309 --> 01:04:17.435 -I will take her virgin. I will uncork her. +01:30:07.042 --> 01:30:08.677 +Move it. Now. -01:04:17.520 --> 01:04:20.647 -Borat, Borat. She is no virgin, Borat. +01:30:09.478 --> 01:30:12.580 +- I said in a minute. +- Oi, spunk bubble. -01:04:20.731 --> 01:04:22.732 -- Is not true. -- She is no virgin, buddy. +01:30:12.714 --> 01:30:14.649 +Get rid of +the fucking van. -01:04:22.817 --> 01:04:26.152 -Is not true. Liar! -Liar, liar, your panties on fire. +01:30:14.783 --> 01:30:15.817 +[van door closes] -01:04:26.237 --> 01:04:27.779 -Borat, shut up. +01:30:19.888 --> 01:30:23.225 +I'm warning you, +Russ does karate. -01:04:28.781 --> 01:04:31.992 -Small Jacuzzi on a fucking small yacht. +01:30:27.829 --> 01:30:31.099 +Careful, boys. +Russ does karate. -01:04:32.076 --> 01:04:33.451 -What she do? +01:30:32.533 --> 01:30:34.936 +Russ, if you know +what's good for you, -01:04:34.453 --> 01:04:37.038 -- She's sucking some dick, man. -- You see her sucking dick? +01:30:35.070 --> 01:30:37.039 +get in the car now. -01:04:37.123 --> 01:04:38.415 -This is not her. +01:30:38.073 --> 01:30:39.107 +[exhales] -01:04:38.499 --> 01:04:42.544 -I guarantee you that shit's gonna happen. -Don't worry about it. +01:30:40.509 --> 01:30:43.577 +Sorry, boss. +I'm only a blue belt. -01:04:42.628 --> 01:04:45.589 -- That's her, Borat. Sorry. -- Borat, that's her. +01:30:45.080 --> 01:30:46.515 +You melt. -01:04:45.673 --> 01:04:47.173 -This is not her. +01:30:48.050 --> 01:30:51.386 +Now what? We're making +a YouTube movie? Eh? -01:04:47.258 --> 01:04:48.884 -It's her. I'm sorry. +01:30:52.087 --> 01:30:53.355 +Break dancing? -01:04:48.968 --> 01:04:51.219 -- I'm sure it's her. -- I go. +01:30:54.189 --> 01:30:57.426 +I'm warning you. +I'm fucking powerful. -01:04:51.304 --> 01:04:53.221 -- No, no, no. -- Titty bar. +01:30:57.558 --> 01:31:00.695 +We know all that. Why don't you tell +us all about it in the back of the van? -01:04:53.306 --> 01:04:55.098 -Come here. +01:31:00.829 --> 01:31:03.865 +[muttering] I'm not going. +I'm not fucking... No! -01:04:55.182 --> 01:04:56.933 -You're my man. You're my man. +01:31:03.999 --> 01:31:05.867 +[muttering] No. -01:04:57.018 --> 01:04:59.686 -I do not know why she is trying to do this. +01:31:06.001 --> 01:31:07.669 +[Ernie] Get him in there. -01:04:59.770 --> 01:05:01.605 -Come on, Borat. Stay with us, buddy. +01:31:10.472 --> 01:31:11.740 +Unbelievable. -01:05:01.689 --> 01:05:05.275 -We love you. We'll remember you always. -Like I taught you. +01:31:16.678 --> 01:31:18.113 +Well, well, well. -01:05:05.359 --> 01:05:08.028 -Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey. +01:31:19.848 --> 01:31:21.550 +- [sighs] +- [grunts] -01:05:08.112 --> 01:05:10.655 -You're in America now. You'll make it. +01:31:21.683 --> 01:31:23.752 +You're all right, Big Dave. +You're in safe hands now. -01:05:10.740 --> 01:05:12.407 -You... You keep going, okay? +01:31:23.885 --> 01:31:26.620 +- No need to panic, okay? +- Who are you? -01:05:12.491 --> 01:05:15.452 -You are bigger than a woman. -You are better than a woman. +01:31:26.755 --> 01:31:28.589 +Don't worry about that +right now. -01:05:15.536 --> 01:05:16.912 -We will always be behind you. +01:31:29.758 --> 01:31:31.259 +Look... [panting] -01:05:16.996 --> 01:05:20.290 -- Do not let a woman ever, ever... -- We'll always be... +01:31:31.393 --> 01:31:33.028 +Look, whatever's +gone on here, -01:05:21.334 --> 01:05:23.001 -...make you who you are. +01:31:33.161 --> 01:31:34.729 +I just need +to get back to work. -01:05:23.085 --> 01:05:25.003 -- Goodbye, my friends. -- Goodbye. +01:31:34.863 --> 01:31:36.765 +If you let me go, +I'll just forget all about it. -01:06:04.919 --> 01:06:06.252 -My ticket. +01:31:36.898 --> 01:31:39.868 +I'll have you back to work +in short order, my friend. -01:06:11.217 --> 01:06:14.219 -How will I get home? +01:31:40.001 --> 01:31:41.303 +Now, I believe +you're a reporter. -01:06:23.562 --> 01:06:25.271 -I sorry, my friend. +01:31:42.737 --> 01:31:44.605 +And there's something +I wanna report to you. -01:06:34.949 --> 01:06:35.991 -Go. +01:31:44.739 --> 01:31:46.775 +Now, it seems for +this brief moment in time -01:06:37.034 --> 01:06:38.076 -Go. +01:31:46.908 --> 01:31:49.111 +I've found my way +into the film business, -01:06:39.954 --> 01:06:41.496 -Run to freedom. +01:31:49.244 --> 01:31:53.949 +and last night I made a film with +an impressively sized farmyard pig. -01:06:42.456 --> 01:06:45.125 -Go! Go and live your life! +01:31:57.953 --> 01:32:00.422 +Morning, sir. +Two cups of tea. -01:07:36.427 --> 01:07:37.761 -Come on! +01:32:00.555 --> 01:32:03.091 +One with sugar, one without. -01:07:39.930 --> 01:07:42.057 -It is good to be here. +01:32:03.225 --> 01:32:05.193 +All right, lads, +go on, give us a minute. -01:07:42.141 --> 01:07:43.516 -CHARLES "CHIP" PICKERING -U.S. Congressman +01:32:06.061 --> 01:32:07.629 +[snorting] -01:07:43.601 --> 01:07:47.479 -This is my 10th Pentecostal camp meeting. -A decade. +01:32:08.063 --> 01:32:09.998 +[Coach] There are some wet +wipes there over your shoulder. -01:07:48.564 --> 01:07:51.649 -The bottom line is, -we're a Christian nation now, +01:32:10.132 --> 01:32:12.534 +Your clothes are neatly folded +there on the bench. -01:07:51.734 --> 01:07:52.901 -JIM SMITH -Chief Justice, State Supreme Court +01:32:12.667 --> 01:32:16.304 +Now, in due course, you're gonna +press the space bar on this computer -01:07:52.985 --> 01:07:54.903 -we were one in the beginning +01:32:16.438 --> 01:32:19.941 +and you're gonna witness your +participation in said film. -01:07:54.987 --> 01:07:59.449 -and we gonna always be a Christian -nation until the good Lord returns. Amen. +01:32:20.075 --> 01:32:23.478 +Now, that little drug we +gave you last night really... -01:08:01.577 --> 01:08:04.454 -I didn't evolve out of a monkey. +01:32:25.147 --> 01:32:26.882 +loosened up +your inhibitions, man. -01:08:04.538 --> 01:08:07.749 -I didn't use to be a tadpole. -I is what I is. +01:32:27.616 --> 01:32:31.119 +The only thing you'll need to do to +stop this little creative expression -01:08:07.833 --> 01:08:09.417 -Praise you, Jesus. +01:32:31.253 --> 01:32:33.722 +from becoming +a social media sensation -01:08:09.502 --> 01:08:13.588 -The Bible says that God -was manifest in the flesh +01:32:33.855 --> 01:32:36.691 +is lose any interest you have +in the future of Mickey Pearson. -01:08:13.672 --> 01:08:15.715 -and believed on in the world. +01:32:38.093 --> 01:32:39.995 +I'm gonna leave you now +to clean yourself up. -01:08:15.800 --> 01:08:19.844 -I got good news. Jesus is God in the flesh. +01:32:41.930 --> 01:32:43.532 +Space bar, yeah? +Have a hot drink as well. -01:08:26.852 --> 01:08:30.146 -I don't care what the devil's done to you -or what he's trying to do. +01:32:43.665 --> 01:32:45.700 +It might make you feel +a little bit better. -01:08:30.231 --> 01:08:32.816 -All you gotta do -is step out of that aisle now +01:32:45.834 --> 01:32:47.569 +It was a fucking rough night +for you. -01:08:32.900 --> 01:08:34.943 -and make your way down to this altar. +01:32:49.371 --> 01:32:50.972 +- [door opens] +- Enjoy the show. -01:08:35.027 --> 01:08:37.362 -Let's have a little -old-time church right now. +01:32:51.773 --> 01:32:52.807 +[door closes] -01:08:37.446 --> 01:08:40.573 -I need somebody to -pray with me right now. Come on, sir! +01:32:57.445 --> 01:33:01.583 +[children singing on video] ♪ Old +MacDonald Had a farm, e-i-e-i-o ♪ -01:08:40.658 --> 01:08:44.452 -The blood over my neighbor. -I bleed the blood over my church. +01:33:01.716 --> 01:33:04.386 +- ♪ And on that farm He had a pig... ♪ +- [pig snorting in video] -01:08:47.289 --> 01:08:50.208 -I want you to help me, save me, please. +01:33:04.519 --> 01:33:06.755 +- How's your man, then, Coach? +- Ah, he'll survive. -01:08:50.292 --> 01:08:52.585 -Ladies and gentlemen, the gentleman here, +01:33:06.888 --> 01:33:08.890 +- Wouldn't have been the pig I would have chosen, though. +- [chuckles] -01:08:52.670 --> 01:08:55.130 -standing right next to me, -his name is Bolak. +01:33:09.024 --> 01:33:11.359 +[Big Dave screaming] -01:08:55.214 --> 01:08:59.551 -Would you greet him with a great big -Jesus name for just a couple of minutes? +01:33:13.461 --> 01:33:14.963 +We know what bit that is. -01:08:59.635 --> 01:09:01.010 -Thank you. +01:33:15.096 --> 01:33:16.565 +["Old MacDonald" +playing on video] -01:09:02.304 --> 01:09:04.180 -I have no friends. +01:33:16.698 --> 01:33:18.733 +[Big Dave on video] +Let me tickle that belly. -01:09:04.265 --> 01:09:06.307 -I am alone in this country. +01:33:18.867 --> 01:33:21.637 +- You are so naughty. +- [pig squealing on video] -01:09:06.392 --> 01:09:07.934 -Nobody like me. +01:33:21.770 --> 01:33:24.139 +- Good Lord. +- I was there and I'm still shocked. -01:09:08.060 --> 01:09:10.103 -My only friend, Azamat, +01:33:24.706 --> 01:33:26.408 +[Big Dave] +Squeal for me, piggy. -01:09:10.187 --> 01:09:14.023 -he take my money and my bear -and he leave me alone. +01:33:26.541 --> 01:33:29.211 +- Is that who I think it is? +- Yeah, it certainly is. -01:09:14.108 --> 01:09:15.567 -Not only this. +01:33:29.344 --> 01:33:31.012 +[pig continues snorting] -01:09:15.651 --> 01:09:19.863 -The woman I love, -the reason I travel across the country, +01:33:31.813 --> 01:33:33.081 +And that's your doing? -01:09:19.947 --> 01:09:23.491 -she have do something terrible on a boat, +01:33:33.215 --> 01:33:35.016 +[Big Dave] +Where is that applesauce? -01:09:23.576 --> 01:09:26.536 -- and now I can never forgive her. -- You have to. +01:33:35.617 --> 01:33:37.485 +You can't unsee it +once you've seen it, can you? -01:09:26.620 --> 01:09:29.789 -Is there anybody who can help me? +01:33:37.619 --> 01:33:39.588 +No, you can't unsee it. +It's nightmare fuel. -01:09:29.874 --> 01:09:33.126 -Yes. The one that can help you -is who we preached about tonight. +01:33:39.721 --> 01:33:40.889 +That will be with me forever. -01:09:33.210 --> 01:09:35.962 -- Jesus. -- Do Jesus like me? +01:33:42.290 --> 01:33:43.725 +That story +won't be running. -01:09:36.088 --> 01:09:38.631 -Absolutely, Jesus loves you. +01:33:46.161 --> 01:33:48.930 +Right. I've got one more +thing I need you to do. -01:09:38.716 --> 01:09:42.177 -Do Jesus like my sons? +01:33:49.064 --> 01:33:51.766 +Ah, look, +before you continue, Ray, -01:09:42.261 --> 01:09:43.553 -Jesus loves your sons. +01:33:51.900 --> 01:33:56.004 +I train lads to be good lads. +I'm not a fucking gangster. -01:09:43.637 --> 01:09:46.472 -Do Jesus love my retard brother, Bilo? +01:33:56.137 --> 01:33:59.507 +Now, I've been forced to do some +gangster things, that's okay. -01:09:46.557 --> 01:09:48.016 -He loves your brother, Bilo. +01:33:59.642 --> 01:34:01.677 +But I'm not the gift +that keeps on giving. -01:09:48.100 --> 01:09:52.270 -Do Jesus love my neighbor, -Nursultan Tulyakbay? +01:34:01.810 --> 01:34:04.412 +So with the greatest respect, +I'll do this one last thing for you -01:09:52.354 --> 01:09:53.855 -Yes. He loves everybody. +01:34:04.546 --> 01:34:06.014 +and then that's it. -01:09:53.939 --> 01:09:56.858 -Nobody love my neighbor, -Nursultan Tulyakbay. +01:34:06.147 --> 01:34:09.551 +No más. +Three strikes and I'm out. -01:09:58.777 --> 01:10:01.779 -Can Jesus heal the pain -that is in my heart? +01:34:14.256 --> 01:34:15.457 +[sighs] -01:10:02.364 --> 01:10:05.033 -Jesus can heal your pain in your heart. +01:34:16.358 --> 01:34:18.426 +- Everything all right, Coach? +- No, Ernie, it isn't. -01:10:05.117 --> 01:10:08.119 -Make him heal the pain that is in my heart. +01:34:18.560 --> 01:34:21.129 +You need to understand the +severity of your actions. -01:10:08.204 --> 01:10:11.164 -- Lift your hands and begin to worship. -- Lift your hands. +01:34:28.236 --> 01:34:29.838 +Dave, an hour. -01:10:11.248 --> 01:10:15.001 -Would you lift your hands with him -as we pray in the name of Jesus. +01:34:29.971 --> 01:34:31.006 +Okay, boss. -01:10:15.085 --> 01:10:16.878 -- God, forgive me of my sins. -- God, forgive me... +01:34:36.044 --> 01:34:38.146 +Thank you +for the grand tour. -01:10:16.962 --> 01:10:19.422 -- Forgive me, God. Cleanse me. -- Cleanse me. +01:34:38.280 --> 01:34:39.814 +I'm a believer. -01:10:19.506 --> 01:10:21.883 -Cleanse me, Lord, in the name of Jesus. +01:34:39.948 --> 01:34:41.283 +[Mickey] Thank you, chaps. -01:10:23.802 --> 01:10:25.929 -Yeah, let that tongue go. Here it comes. +01:34:43.618 --> 01:34:46.021 +[Matthew] Now, are we ready +to finalize the numbers? -01:10:26.013 --> 01:10:28.556 -We're gonna speak in other tongues. +01:34:46.821 --> 01:34:47.922 +We already have. -01:10:28.641 --> 01:10:30.475 -Let that tongue go. +01:34:48.056 --> 01:34:49.491 +Mm... -01:10:31.602 --> 01:10:33.811 -Yes, God. Yes, God. Yes, God. +01:34:49.624 --> 01:34:51.761 +The situation's changed, +Michael. -01:10:38.067 --> 01:10:40.652 -Yes! Yes! +01:34:51.893 --> 01:34:54.462 +- The market's changed. +- How so? -01:11:00.422 --> 01:11:03.299 -I will forgive Pamela -and I will go to California. +01:34:54.996 --> 01:34:58.600 +The exit value of your business +needs to be recalculated. -01:11:03.384 --> 01:11:06.261 -I will go to Malibu with me -and my friend, Mr. Jesus +01:34:59.334 --> 01:35:01.269 +Please, be specific. -01:11:06.345 --> 01:11:08.179 -and together we will take her! +01:35:01.403 --> 01:35:03.305 +Oh, I will be. -01:11:14.812 --> 01:11:19.148 -I took a bus to Los Angeles -with some friends of Mr. Jesus. +01:35:03.438 --> 01:35:06.776 +You're asking 400 for 12 locations +and a distribution network, -01:11:19.733 --> 01:11:21.693 -Finally, I had arrived. +01:35:06.908 --> 01:35:09.377 +which was a fair valuation +at the time. -01:11:23.279 --> 01:11:24.779 -Happy times. +01:35:09.511 --> 01:35:12.314 +But when one of those +locations was compromised, -01:11:48.012 --> 01:11:49.220 -Marilyn. +01:35:12.447 --> 01:35:14.784 +the value of all those +locations were compromised -01:11:50.055 --> 01:11:51.222 -Azamat? +01:35:14.916 --> 01:35:16.618 +and this obviously +affects the price. -01:11:51.682 --> 01:11:53.308 -You traitor! +01:35:17.452 --> 01:35:21.089 +Your skunk farm was a fucking viral +sensation on YouTube, Michael. -01:11:53.392 --> 01:11:54.559 -Look, I can explain. +01:35:21.222 --> 01:35:23.693 +And when Johnny Law starts +sniffing, which he will, -01:11:54.643 --> 01:11:57.645 -You attack me. -My mustache still taste of your testes! +01:35:23.825 --> 01:35:25.927 +all of those locations +will have to cease production -01:11:57.730 --> 01:11:58.980 -Calm down. -Let me explain. +01:35:26.061 --> 01:35:29.831 +for, I'd say, at least 12 months +at a cost of 100 million net p.a., -01:11:59.064 --> 01:12:00.690 -What did you do with the bear? +01:35:29.964 --> 01:35:32.668 +before marking down the loss of +staff, relocation and site rentals. -01:12:00.774 --> 01:12:03.401 -She ran off. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. +01:35:32.802 --> 01:35:34.602 +- You still with me? +- Yes, I'm following. -01:12:03.610 --> 01:12:05.903 -Hey! Fuck off, Death! +01:35:34.737 --> 01:35:36.871 +It will take +at least three years -01:12:06.071 --> 01:12:07.655 -You need to calm yourself! +01:35:37.005 --> 01:35:40.475 +to get your supply, distribution +and demand back to full capacity. -01:12:07.740 --> 01:12:09.407 -You have to calm down! +01:35:40.608 --> 01:35:44.346 +Your staffing costs are 25% of +your 100 million operational cost, -01:12:13.412 --> 01:12:16.706 -Well, that's another fine -mess you've gotten me into. +01:35:44.479 --> 01:35:48.049 +so that's 25 million per annum +for three annums. -01:12:19.668 --> 01:12:23.838 -I had not come to Hollywood -to fight a man dressed as Hitler. +01:35:48.183 --> 01:35:50.518 +And location rental +at 15 million a year, -01:12:25.049 --> 01:12:28.259 -l had come to make -Pamela Andersons my wife. +01:35:50.653 --> 01:35:54.690 +that's a 120 GBP bite +right there. -01:12:29.261 --> 01:12:31.054 -So I forgave Azamat. +01:35:54.824 --> 01:35:57.392 +Your unit economics +have taken a hit, -01:12:31.764 --> 01:12:35.099 -I knew you'd make it here, Borat. +01:35:57.525 --> 01:36:02.063 +and forecasting out your top-line growth +margin in the current inimical climate, -01:12:35.726 --> 01:12:38.853 -I felt so bad that I prepare this for you. +01:36:02.197 --> 01:36:05.467 +I calculate what was worth +400 million a month ago -01:12:41.607 --> 01:12:44.942 -It's everything I could find on Pamela. +01:36:05.600 --> 01:36:10.071 +must now be valued +at an anemic, mm... 130. -01:12:45.611 --> 01:12:51.783 -Last Friday she appeared for a group -who are against cruelty to animals. +01:36:11.306 --> 01:36:15.043 +You see, it's not about the +first domino that fell, Michael. -01:12:52.451 --> 01:12:54.118 -Against cruelty to animals? +01:36:15.877 --> 01:36:17.045 +It's about the last. -01:13:01.460 --> 01:13:04.379 -And tomorrow she's doing a signing. +01:36:19.381 --> 01:36:20.448 +Please. -01:13:05.214 --> 01:13:06.798 -She wrote a book. +01:36:23.985 --> 01:36:26.722 +I like you, Michael. +You're a good chap. -01:13:10.469 --> 01:13:12.595 -What? A woman has written a book? +01:36:27.522 --> 01:36:31.226 +And if you want me to help you out of +this hole you've found yourself in, -01:13:14.473 --> 01:13:15.598 -Dr. Yamak would never believe this. +01:36:31.861 --> 01:36:34.896 +I can pay you +100 million dollars today. -01:13:15.682 --> 01:13:16.724 -I know. +01:36:35.897 --> 01:36:38.366 +It's a good offer +and it's real, -01:13:19.812 --> 01:13:21.938 -We will go to this historical event, +01:36:38.500 --> 01:36:40.636 +and I'll do this +because I'm your friend. -01:13:22.022 --> 01:13:23.815 -and I will marry Pamela there... +01:36:40.770 --> 01:36:43.873 +My accountant can transfer +the fee within the hour. -01:13:24.149 --> 01:13:27.235 -...but in the traditional Kazakhi way. +01:36:44.774 --> 01:36:46.809 +I like your domino analogy. -01:13:28.487 --> 01:13:30.822 -Azamat, let's prepare the -wedding sack. +01:36:48.543 --> 01:36:52.580 +The question I ask is, +who tumbled the first domino? -01:13:32.157 --> 01:13:34.283 -You forgive me, yes? +01:36:53.214 --> 01:36:56.317 +I'm afraid that's not my +concern or my business, Michael. -01:13:35.786 --> 01:13:36.953 -Yes. +01:36:56.451 --> 01:36:58.286 +At the risk +of contradicting you, -01:13:49.842 --> 01:13:52.844 -Having learned many lessons -from U.S. and A, +01:36:58.420 --> 01:37:02.390 +it is very much your business, +and certainly your concern. -01:13:52.928 --> 01:13:56.889 -I will now teach America -how to have a wedding Kazakhi-style. +01:37:03.859 --> 01:37:05.326 +Only you made one mistake. -01:13:57.891 --> 01:13:59.851 -You find more. +01:37:06.695 --> 01:37:07.830 +That being? -01:14:07.401 --> 01:14:10.528 -PAMELA ANDERSON -AUTOGRAPH SIGNING Orange, CA +01:37:08.430 --> 01:37:11.399 +You seem to have mistaken me +for some kind of a cunt. -01:14:19.872 --> 01:14:22.623 -Very excite. Very excite. +01:37:13.234 --> 01:37:15.638 +Let me introduce you +to the first domino. -01:14:37.681 --> 01:14:40.183 -Hi. Hi, everyone. +01:37:19.708 --> 01:37:24.379 +It's a tad dramatic, isn't it, +corpses in freezers? Who is this man? -01:14:41.852 --> 01:14:43.895 -I love you. +01:37:24.512 --> 01:37:26.548 +What's he got to do with +anything that I'm talking about? -01:14:43.979 --> 01:14:45.563 -It is me, Borat. +01:37:26.682 --> 01:37:29.284 +I take it with that statement +you are in denial -01:14:46.064 --> 01:14:49.442 -- Well, thanks for coming, you guys. -- Thank you! +01:37:29.417 --> 01:37:31.986 +of so-said relationship +with this frozen Chinaman? -01:14:56.033 --> 01:14:57.825 -I love Pamela Anderson. +01:37:32.120 --> 01:37:34.289 +Well, of course +I'm in denial of it. -01:14:57.910 --> 01:14:59.368 -- Really? -- Yes. +01:37:34.422 --> 01:37:38.092 +I don't have relationships +with dead, frozen Chinamen. -01:15:04.750 --> 01:15:06.000 -Go ahead. +01:37:38.226 --> 01:37:41.797 +Best not to be glib at this time +in the proceedings, Matthew. -01:15:06.793 --> 01:15:08.169 -- Hi. -- Hello. +01:37:45.533 --> 01:37:47.770 +Don't bother looking +for your Mossad crabs. -01:15:08.253 --> 01:15:09.504 -Make it out to someone? +01:37:47.903 --> 01:37:50.338 +This is a fish market. +They have found a home. -01:15:09.588 --> 01:15:11.464 -My name Borat Sagdiyev. +01:37:50.873 --> 01:37:53.408 +To be clear, +I do not know that man. -01:15:11.548 --> 01:15:14.175 -I son of Asimbala Sagdiyev, +01:37:55.711 --> 01:37:57.512 +I'll tell you +how this plays out. -01:15:14.259 --> 01:15:16.677 -and Boltak, the rapist. +01:37:58.112 --> 01:38:02.685 +You will drown and then +my Mossad crabs will eat you. -01:15:16.762 --> 01:15:19.555 -I former husband of Oxana Sagdiyev +01:38:02.818 --> 01:38:06.120 +So while you were discussing +who would take over my business -01:15:19.640 --> 01:15:21.432 -who was daughter of Miriam Tulyakbay +01:38:06.254 --> 01:38:07.756 +after you fucked it, -01:15:21.517 --> 01:15:23.559 -and Boltak, the rapist. +01:38:08.724 --> 01:38:11.794 +you somehow mistook so-said +Chinaman for someone else? -01:15:25.062 --> 01:15:28.523 -I make this for you, this... +01:38:13.461 --> 01:38:17.499 +Business is business, Michael. +It's nothing personal. -01:15:28.607 --> 01:15:30.525 -There are our name. +01:38:17.633 --> 01:38:19.969 +While I am not emotional +about the money, -01:15:30.609 --> 01:15:35.321 -My name... Your name, -Pamela Anderson and Borat Sagdiyev. +01:38:20.101 --> 01:38:23.873 +there is a price indebted to me for +the blood I've gotten on my hands -01:15:35.405 --> 01:15:37.031 -Here's today's date. +01:38:24.005 --> 01:38:27.408 +restoring order to the +untidiness that you created, -01:15:37.115 --> 01:15:41.410 -And this say that it is today's date, -our wedding, +01:38:27.542 --> 01:38:29.177 +and that price, +according to you... -01:15:41.495 --> 01:15:43.621 -and then this inside is silk. +01:38:29.310 --> 01:38:33.348 +400 minus 130... +is 270 million dollars. -01:15:43.705 --> 01:15:46.374 -Pamela, will you marry me? +01:38:33.481 --> 01:38:36.551 +And I'm keeping +the business, -01:15:46.458 --> 01:15:48.209 -No, thanks. I'm sorry. +01:38:37.853 --> 01:38:40.990 +while you are +getting in the freezer. -01:15:48.293 --> 01:15:49.961 -No. Agreement not necessary. +01:38:41.657 --> 01:38:44.760 +And you will make that transaction if +you want to get out of the freezer. -01:15:53.006 --> 01:15:55.299 -Oh, my God! Oh, my God! +01:38:44.894 --> 01:38:49.364 +It is 25 below zero in there, +so I assume you'll last about an hour. -01:16:00.889 --> 01:16:02.306 -Get off! +01:38:49.497 --> 01:38:51.266 +That said, +I wouldn't fuck about, -01:16:03.517 --> 01:16:06.561 -- Get your own wife! -- Fucking shit! +01:38:51.399 --> 01:38:53.568 +because frostbite is very +expensive on the fingers and toes, -01:16:06.645 --> 01:16:08.646 -Come on, get her! +01:38:53.702 --> 01:38:57.539 +so I would type as quickly as possible +while you have the use of them. -01:16:08.730 --> 01:16:10.690 -Wait, Pamela. +01:38:58.239 --> 01:39:00.341 +- Uh... +- After you've attended to that indiscretion, -01:16:10.774 --> 01:16:13.401 -Don't worry, I nervous too! +01:39:00.475 --> 01:39:04.345 +you can then deal with the next +consequence of your shortsightedness. -01:16:13.485 --> 01:16:15.278 -Pamela, wait. +01:39:04.914 --> 01:39:08.884 +As stated, +I am not emotional about the money. -01:16:15.362 --> 01:16:17.321 -Pamela, I will give you your own plow. +01:39:11.586 --> 01:39:15.256 +But I am emotional about the fact that +someone laid their hands on my wife. -01:16:17.406 --> 01:16:20.491 -Get out of the way! Watch out, watch out. +01:39:16.157 --> 01:39:18.459 +[panting] -01:16:25.914 --> 01:16:29.125 -- Get on the ground. -- Hands behind your back. +01:39:18.593 --> 01:39:19.862 +My wife! -01:16:29.209 --> 01:16:31.460 -- Okay. Pamela... -- We're gonna stand you up. +01:39:22.463 --> 01:39:25.901 +No amount of money on God's green earth +can pay for that transgression, Matthew. -01:16:31.545 --> 01:16:34.338 -- Bring your knees up. -- All right. +01:39:26.035 --> 01:39:27.602 +No, for that... -01:16:36.258 --> 01:16:39.969 -Pamela, I am not attracted -to you anymore! +01:39:31.472 --> 01:39:32.708 +I want a pound of flesh. -01:16:41.638 --> 01:16:42.680 -Not! +01:39:33.876 --> 01:39:34.944 +A pound of flesh? -01:16:51.189 --> 01:16:53.107 -l was humiliated. +01:39:35.076 --> 01:39:36.611 +It matters not to me -01:16:53.191 --> 01:16:55.943 -It was time for me to return to New York, +01:39:36.745 --> 01:39:38.747 +where on your anatomy +it is withdrawn from. -01:16:56.028 --> 01:16:59.530 -where a ticket was waiting for me -to fly back home. +01:39:39.682 --> 01:39:42.885 +If you don't have the stomach +to take it for yourself, -01:17:00.365 --> 01:17:05.536 -While I sat on the bus, I thought of -my journey over the past three weeks. +01:39:43.018 --> 01:39:45.119 +big Bunny here +is very adept with a knife, -01:17:06.121 --> 01:17:08.122 -The great times. +01:39:45.253 --> 01:39:47.088 +and, as you can see, +he's dressed for the weather. -01:17:08.206 --> 01:17:10.541 -The good times. +01:39:47.221 --> 01:39:51.526 +But a penny short +or a gram shy... -01:17:10.626 --> 01:17:13.002 -And the shit times. +01:39:52.928 --> 01:39:55.363 +and that freezer door +does not open. -01:17:13.086 --> 01:17:15.963 -Mainly, they were shit times. +01:39:55.496 --> 01:39:56.531 +Am I clear? -01:17:16.048 --> 01:17:20.301 -l had come to America -to learn lessons for Kazakhstan +01:39:57.666 --> 01:39:58.701 +Good. -01:17:20.385 --> 01:17:22.386 -but what had I learned? +01:39:59.768 --> 01:40:01.436 +- Bunny. +- [Bunny] Incoming. -01:17:24.681 --> 01:17:26.724 -Suddenly, I realized. +01:40:11.714 --> 01:40:14.083 +- [sizzles] +- [Fletcher chuckles] -01:17:30.228 --> 01:17:33.731 -I had learned that if you chase a dream, +01:40:14.215 --> 01:40:16.618 +What, is it Wagyu again +for breakfast, Raymond? -01:17:33.815 --> 01:17:36.901 -especially one with plastic chests, +01:40:18.954 --> 01:40:22.624 +Aren't you gonna introduce me to your +mysterious and slightly menacing friend? -01:17:36.985 --> 01:17:40.780 -you can miss the real beauty -in front of your eyes. +01:40:27.997 --> 01:40:30.099 +What's that for? +Is that for my money? -01:17:46.787 --> 01:17:47.828 -Hi. +01:40:30.598 --> 01:40:32.101 +[chuckles] -01:17:49.790 --> 01:17:52.750 -8 MONTHS LATER +01:40:32.567 --> 01:40:33.702 +Where's my money, Raymond? -01:17:55.087 --> 01:17:58.005 -Welcome back in my town of Kuzcek. +01:40:33.836 --> 01:40:35.303 +There's your payment. -01:17:58.090 --> 01:18:02.259 -Since I return, -there have been much improvements. +01:40:39.108 --> 01:40:40.608 +Go on, take a look. -01:18:02.344 --> 01:18:05.054 -We no longer have Running of the Jew. +01:40:40.743 --> 01:40:42.610 +Thank you, +mysterious stranger. -01:18:05.138 --> 01:18:08.099 -It's cruel. We Christians now. +01:40:52.755 --> 01:40:55.289 +Well, that's disappointing, 'cause that +doesn't look like 20 million pounds. -01:18:13.063 --> 01:18:14.855 -Doltan improve too. +01:40:55.423 --> 01:40:58.459 +It's more interesting than that, +your insurance policy, -01:18:14.940 --> 01:18:17.066 -Hey, Doltan. High five! +01:40:58.593 --> 01:41:01.997 +all the photos, all the bodies, +all the skeletons, all the filth. -01:18:18.985 --> 01:18:20.444 -Great. +01:41:02.131 --> 01:41:06.367 +It's not the only one, +darling. I'm not a mong. -01:18:20.529 --> 01:18:22.071 -Come my house. +01:41:06.501 --> 01:41:08.804 +What do you think's in that, +you fucking eejit? -01:18:25.158 --> 01:18:27.743 -There Nursultan Tulyakbay. +01:41:09.672 --> 01:41:11.807 +[Raymond] Of course we were +aware of what Matthew was up to. -01:18:27.828 --> 01:18:29.870 -He still asshole. +01:41:11.940 --> 01:41:13.676 +We're not complete +fucking idiots. -01:18:29.955 --> 01:18:31.539 -I get iPod. +01:41:13.809 --> 01:41:15.744 +[sizzles] -01:18:31.623 --> 01:18:33.624 -He only get iPod Mini. +01:41:15.878 --> 01:41:18.647 +I've been onto you +for a long time, Fletcher. -01:18:33.709 --> 01:18:35.835 -Everybody know it for girls. +01:41:19.614 --> 01:41:21.684 +- I knew you'd been following Michael. +- [camera shutter clicks] -01:18:36.336 --> 01:18:37.628 -Come. +01:41:21.817 --> 01:41:23.451 +They're very similar, +our jobs. -01:18:40.173 --> 01:18:43.134 -And this my beautiful wife. +01:41:24.019 --> 01:41:26.254 +Only I'm better at it +than you are. -01:18:45.554 --> 01:18:47.596 -Thank you for watch my film. +01:41:27.956 --> 01:41:31.526 +I knew when you came over that night that +you'd only be there for half an hour... -01:18:47.681 --> 01:18:49.515 -I hope you like. +01:41:32.393 --> 01:41:34.328 +Buenas tardes, Raymondo. -01:23:45.020 --> 01:23:46.020 -English - US +01:41:34.462 --> 01:41:37.532 +...to tell me how clever you +are and try to blackmail us. + +01:41:38.266 --> 01:41:40.535 +I've got some very important +information to impart to you, Raymond. + +01:41:40.669 --> 01:41:44.173 +I also knew you couldn't +resist a £1500 single malt, + +01:41:44.305 --> 01:41:47.710 +an £80 Wagyu steak and a +state-of-the-art smokeless barbie + +01:41:48.276 --> 01:41:50.913 +- that even keeps your feet warm. +- I love a barbie. + +01:41:51.046 --> 01:41:53.916 +I promise you, you will regret +this if you don't hear it. + +01:41:54.049 --> 01:41:56.685 +And when the Scotch +got into your cold veins, + +01:41:56.819 --> 01:41:59.520 +you lost the benefit +of your sharp instincts. + +01:41:59.988 --> 01:42:02.223 +Oh, goody. Another bottle. +[chuckles] + +01:42:02.356 --> 01:42:04.893 +Can you tell the mysterious +gentleman to relax? + +01:42:05.027 --> 01:42:08.063 +Because I promise you, you will regret it +if you don't hear this. Sit down, my love. + +01:42:08.197 --> 01:42:11.599 +See, I kept you there 'cause I needed +to know about Matthew and Dry Eye. + +01:42:12.801 --> 01:42:15.838 +Took us a while to find +your insurance policies. + +01:42:17.505 --> 01:42:19.540 +'Cause you're +a naughty squirrel, Fletcher. + +01:42:20.475 --> 01:42:22.610 +Fletcher, shoes off inside. + +01:42:22.745 --> 01:42:24.046 +Yes, Mommy. + +01:42:25.080 --> 01:42:28.416 +But it was made a lot easier after +I planted a tracker in your shoe. + +01:42:32.888 --> 01:42:35.090 +You're never gonna be +a predator with us, Fletcher. + +01:42:36.959 --> 01:42:38.794 +You're always +gonna be prey. + +01:42:40.028 --> 01:42:43.397 +So that's it. Three strikes. +We're good, right? + +01:42:46.101 --> 01:42:49.238 +- I'll see you around. +- With the greatest respect, I hope not. + +01:42:55.576 --> 01:42:59.982 +[sighs] Now, Fletcher, +what were you saying? + +01:43:00.716 --> 01:43:03.284 +[Fletcher, muffled] It wasn't +Lord George that was after Mickey, + +01:43:03.417 --> 01:43:05.854 +or Dry Eye, or Matthew. + +01:43:06.989 --> 01:43:08.322 +Do you wanna know who it was? + +01:43:12.961 --> 01:43:14.163 +I've got photos. + +01:43:16.899 --> 01:43:18.767 +Right. +You've got 30 seconds. + +01:43:18.901 --> 01:43:19.935 +Thank you, darling. + +01:43:21.970 --> 01:43:23.806 +- [phone vibrating] +- Fuck. + +01:43:25.573 --> 01:43:27.009 +Primetime, +what is it, son? + +01:43:27.142 --> 01:43:29.945 +Coach, we're gonna take +care of this for you. + +01:43:30.078 --> 01:43:31.445 +Ernie's got a plan. + +01:43:31.713 --> 01:43:33.414 +What the fuck +are you talking about? + +01:43:33.548 --> 01:43:36.785 +The Michael situation. +We're gonna sort it. + +01:43:36.919 --> 01:43:38.287 +[cocks gun] + +01:43:38.553 --> 01:43:40.155 +- Primetime, listen... Prime... +- [phone beeps] + +01:43:41.622 --> 01:43:42.590 +Jesus. + +01:43:42.724 --> 01:43:44.325 +[gate clinks] + +01:43:53.735 --> 01:43:55.503 +[Fletcher] Now, you +remember Aslan, don't you? + +01:43:56.138 --> 01:43:58.640 +The young gentleman +you kept in the freezer? + +01:44:01.109 --> 01:44:05.647 +Well, this is Aslan Senior, +Russian oligarch. + +01:44:07.149 --> 01:44:09.350 +Ex-KGB. Made all +his money in gas pipes. + +01:44:09.483 --> 01:44:12.688 +And he's extremely sad that his +one-and-only son fell out of a window. + +01:44:13.155 --> 01:44:14.656 +[boy] Oh, shit. + +01:44:14.957 --> 01:44:16.859 +And I fear that where +they failed before, Raymond, + +01:44:16.992 --> 01:44:19.194 +they're not gonna fail again. + +01:44:19.328 --> 01:44:21.330 +And how do you know +all this? + +01:44:21.462 --> 01:44:24.666 +Because someone told them everything +they want to know about Michael, + +01:44:24.800 --> 01:44:27.468 +and that someone is me. + +01:44:28.670 --> 01:44:29.872 +Go on. + +01:44:30.839 --> 01:44:33.574 +[Fletcher] So I said I'd tell them +where Michael was for a price. + +01:44:34.475 --> 01:44:38.280 +But that money was pending till +after, you know, the deed was done. + +01:44:38.412 --> 01:44:39.447 +[gunshot] + +01:44:40.249 --> 01:44:42.050 +And then when they +messed up the first time, + +01:44:42.184 --> 01:44:45.519 +I had a little rethink and came +up with my version 2.0 plan, + +01:44:45.654 --> 01:44:47.555 +which is +when I came to see you. + +01:44:47.689 --> 01:44:50.391 +You see, get my 20 mils +off Michael first + +01:44:50.524 --> 01:44:54.930 +and then, after the event, +get paid again, double bubble. + +01:44:55.063 --> 01:44:58.466 +But you and your mysterious friend +put paid to that, so well done, you. + +01:44:59.268 --> 01:45:00.769 +Why did you just +look at your watch? + +01:45:02.237 --> 01:45:05.774 +Well, it's like I say. +The Russians are gonna clean house. + +01:45:05.908 --> 01:45:08.977 +And you are part of +that house, Raymond. + +01:45:09.111 --> 01:45:12.080 +They're gonna get Michael when he comes +out of his meeting at the fish market. + +01:45:13.115 --> 01:45:15.717 +And they are coming here. +So you see what I've done there? + +01:45:16.218 --> 01:45:18.053 +By telling you, +I've saved your lives. + +01:45:18.186 --> 01:45:20.155 +Which I think in turn +saves mine, doesn't it? + +01:45:20.289 --> 01:45:22.057 +Don't fucking move. + +01:45:23.058 --> 01:45:24.660 +[phone chimes] + +01:45:30.032 --> 01:45:31.133 +Dave. + +01:45:31.900 --> 01:45:33.001 +[man 1] Dave? + +01:45:42.044 --> 01:45:43.278 +No Dave. + +01:45:43.412 --> 01:45:45.446 +["Free Me" +by Paul Jones plays] + +01:45:46.848 --> 01:45:48.250 +[phone ringing] + +01:45:48.383 --> 01:45:49.418 +Fuck. + +01:45:54.890 --> 01:45:56.590 +- [gunshots] +- [Raymond] Fuck! + +01:46:00.128 --> 01:46:03.131 +♪ I see it all before me ♪ + +01:46:04.099 --> 01:46:07.235 +♪ My past of restless wonder ♪ + +01:46:08.036 --> 01:46:11.373 +♪ My days and nights +Of torment ♪ + +01:46:12.074 --> 01:46:15.110 +♪ A world of misery ♪ + +01:46:16.111 --> 01:46:19.247 +♪ The bonds of retribution ♪ + +01:46:19.948 --> 01:46:23.085 +♪ I cannot shed my pain ♪ + +01:46:23.919 --> 01:46:26.688 +♪ So easily ♪ + +01:46:27.789 --> 01:46:29.992 +♪ My spirit's broken ♪ + +01:46:31.259 --> 01:46:34.528 +♪ No will to live ♪ + +01:46:35.330 --> 01:46:36.965 +♪ My body's all aching ♪ + +01:46:37.099 --> 01:46:38.066 +Fuck. + +01:46:39.201 --> 01:46:42.671 +♪ My hands are tied ♪ + +01:46:43.105 --> 01:46:45.506 +- ♪ I need my freedom ♪ +- [man 2 speaks Russian] + +01:46:46.875 --> 01:46:50.145 +- ♪ Not your sympathy ♪ +- [screaming] + +01:46:50.611 --> 01:46:54.649 +♪ Look, you needn't love me ♪ + +01:46:54.783 --> 01:46:57.252 +[Fletcher] So the Toddlers +spray the car with bullets, + +01:46:57.386 --> 01:46:59.154 +killing the Russians. + +01:47:00.188 --> 01:47:02.157 +The car rolls to a stop. + +01:47:02.290 --> 01:47:03.325 +[song fades] + +01:47:03.458 --> 01:47:05.894 +Smash cut to black. Titles. + +01:47:07.396 --> 01:47:10.065 +So, what happened +to Michael? + +01:47:11.199 --> 01:47:12.533 +I need an ending. + +01:47:12.667 --> 01:47:14.269 +[Fletcher] +No, no, no, my darling. + +01:47:15.569 --> 01:47:17.039 +What you need... + +01:47:17.839 --> 01:47:19.241 +is a sequel. + +01:47:19.540 --> 01:47:22.377 +Think it over. Have a read. +You know my fee. + +01:47:22.511 --> 01:47:24.946 +I'm off to La La +to talk to the competition. + +01:47:25.546 --> 01:47:29.017 +Think about that. +Got a plane to catch. And I'm gone. + +01:47:29.918 --> 01:47:32.120 +[engine idling] + +01:47:32.586 --> 01:47:33.722 +[grunts] + +01:47:34.089 --> 01:47:35.457 +Good afternoon. + +01:47:36.358 --> 01:47:39.694 +[sighs] So, it's Heathrow +Airport, please, Terminal 3, + +01:47:39.828 --> 01:47:42.097 +and thence +to sunny California. + +01:47:44.299 --> 01:47:47.903 +Buenas tardes, +Fletcher-mondo. + +01:47:48.470 --> 01:47:51.540 +Raymond. Well, well, well. + +01:47:51.673 --> 01:47:53.542 +A man of many vocations, +aren't you? + +01:47:53.675 --> 01:47:54.709 +[chuckles] + +01:47:57.245 --> 01:47:59.281 +["That's Entertainment" +by The Jam plays] + +01:48:03.051 --> 01:48:05.520 +Now, I want you to play +a game with me, Fletcher. + +01:48:11.159 --> 01:48:12.394 +He's got Fletcher. + +01:48:14.196 --> 01:48:15.964 +[Mickey] If you wish to be +the king of the jungle, + +01:48:16.098 --> 01:48:18.467 +it's not enough +to act like a king. + +01:48:19.301 --> 01:48:20.969 +You must be the king. + +01:48:22.370 --> 01:48:24.306 +And there can be no doubt. + +01:48:24.439 --> 01:48:28.043 +Because doubt causes chaos +and one's own demise. + +01:48:29.845 --> 01:48:31.379 +My queen told me that. + +01:48:32.613 --> 01:48:33.915 +Any chance? + +01:48:34.683 --> 01:48:37.919 +♪ A police car +And a screaming siren ♪ + +01:48:38.053 --> 01:48:41.323 +♪ A pneumatic drill +And ripped-up concrete ♪ + +01:48:41.456 --> 01:48:44.426 +♪ A baby wailing +And stray dog howling ♪ + +01:48:44.826 --> 01:48:47.796 +♪ The screech of brakes +And lamplight blinking ♪ + +01:48:47.929 --> 01:48:51.166 +♪ That's entertainment ♪ + +01:48:51.299 --> 01:48:54.703 +♪ That's entertainment ♪ + +01:48:54.841 --> 01:48:58.036 +Subtitles by explosiveskull +Sync by GoldenBeard + +01:48:58.173 --> 01:49:01.443 +♪ A smash of glass +And a rumble of boots ♪ + +01:49:01.576 --> 01:49:04.813 +♪ An electric train +And a ripped-up phone booth ♪ + +01:49:04.946 --> 01:49:07.949 +♪ Paint-splattered walls +And the cry of a tomcat ♪ + +01:49:08.083 --> 01:49:10.652 +♪ Lights going out +And a kick in the balls ♪ + +01:49:10.785 --> 01:49:14.623 +♪ I say +That's entertainment ♪ + +01:49:14.789 --> 01:49:19.561 +♪ That's entertainment ♪ + +01:49:19.694 --> 01:49:22.731 +[singers vocalizing] + +01:49:30.038 --> 01:49:32.674 +[song fades] + +01:49:32.807 --> 01:49:35.143 +- [hip-hop song plays] +- ♪ Man don't have to Take off the door ♪ + +01:49:35.277 --> 01:49:37.078 +♪ Pull up in a dinger Straight +through The hole in the floor ♪ + +01:49:37.212 --> 01:49:39.414 +♪ We're the Toddlers +Don't know what you thought ♪ + +01:49:39.548 --> 01:49:41.016 +♪ By the end of the night +You'll be picking up Your jaw ♪ + +01:49:41.149 --> 01:49:42.951 +♪ Plants +Not ten or twenty ♪ + +01:49:43.084 --> 01:49:44.019 +♪ Run up in the crop gaff +With Eggs Benny ♪ + +01:49:45.520 --> 01:49:47.455 +♪ Man's egg got cracked +And his legs went jelly ♪ + +01:49:48.323 --> 01:49:50.825 +♪ Boxes of bush +All buds, no dust ♪ + +01:49:51.661 --> 01:49:54.362 +♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're +the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪ + +01:49:55.096 --> 01:49:57.799 +♪ Boxes of bush +All buds, no dust ♪ + +01:49:58.533 --> 01:50:00.835 +♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're +the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪ + +01:50:00.969 --> 01:50:03.138 +♪ A'ight, put it on the net +Do you wanna bet? ♪ + +01:50:03.271 --> 01:50:05.540 +♪ It would do +A million a set ♪ + +01:50:05.675 --> 01:50:07.976 +♪ Put it on the net So you wanna bet? +It would do a million a set ♪ + +01:50:08.810 --> 01:50:11.479 +♪ Put it on the net Do you wanna bet? +It would do a million a set ♪ + +01:50:12.314 --> 01:50:14.583 +♪ Put it on the net Do you wanna bet? +It would do a million a set ♪ + +01:50:14.716 --> 01:50:18.386 +♪ That's it Boxes of bush All +buds, no dust ♪ + +01:50:19.154 --> 01:50:21.590 +♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're +the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪ + +01:50:22.524 --> 01:50:25.760 +♪ Boxes of bush +All buds, no dust ♪ + +01:50:25.894 --> 01:50:28.563 +♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're +the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪ + +01:50:28.698 --> 01:50:31.766 +[rapping continues] + +01:50:56.858 --> 01:50:59.828 +♪ Boxes of bush +All buds, no dust ♪ + +01:50:59.961 --> 01:51:03.733 +♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're +the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪ + +01:51:03.865 --> 01:51:06.835 +♪ Boxes of bush +All buds, no dust ♪ + +01:51:06.968 --> 01:51:09.938 +♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're +the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪ + +01:51:10.071 --> 01:51:13.808 +♪ Boxes of bush +All buds, no dust ♪ + +01:51:13.942 --> 01:51:17.312 +♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're +the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪ + +01:51:17.445 --> 01:51:20.750 +♪ Boxes of bush +All buds, no dust ♪ + +01:51:20.882 --> 01:51:23.184 +♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're +the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪ + +01:51:23.318 --> 01:51:24.419 +♪ A'ight ♪ + +01:51:24.552 --> 01:51:25.954 +[song ends] diff --git a/files/assets/2.vtt b/files/assets/2.vtt index f8458d12b..4da75941b 100644 --- a/files/assets/2.vtt +++ b/files/assets/2.vtt @@ -1,5847 +1,4655 @@ WEBVTT -00:00:45.879 --> 00:00:47.714 -Tensions are rising -as the stand-off +00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 +Downloaded from +YTS.MX -00:00:47.798 --> 00:00:51.801 -between the world community and the -rogue North African nation of Wadiya +00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 +Official YIFY movies site: +YTS.MX -00:00:51.885 --> 00:00:53.094 -intensified today +00:00:44.625 --> 00:00:46.292 +Copy that! Over and out. -00:00:53.178 --> 00:00:57.140 -as U.N. Weapons inspectors were once -again refused access to the country +00:00:47.208 --> 00:00:50.167 +Gotta get these hinges greased, Mick. Come on. -00:00:57.224 --> 00:01:00.476 -by Wadiyan leader, -Admiral General Aladeen. +00:00:50.250 --> 00:00:52.083 +The grease isn't the problem. -00:01:00.894 --> 00:01:04.689 -I will take no options -off the table. And I mean what I say. +00:00:52.167 --> 00:00:53.667 +It's the hinge. -00:01:04.898 --> 00:01:07.859 -Tonight we ask... -Who is General Aladeen? +00:00:53.750 --> 00:00:55.917 +This is a creaky old dinosaur. -00:01:08.277 --> 00:01:10.069 -According to -Wadiyan propaganda, +00:00:56.000 --> 00:00:58.667 +This old girl should've +been retired ten years ago. -00:01:10.154 --> 00:01:13.281 -Haffaz Aladeen -was born in 1973. +00:00:58.750 --> 00:01:02.583 +Yeah. Well, they should've +retired me ten years ago. -00:01:16.452 --> 00:01:19.787 -He did not know his mother, -who died in childbirth. +00:01:02.667 --> 00:01:05.375 +Not you, Charlie. You're in your prime. -00:01:21.623 --> 00:01:25.084 -General Aladeen was born -the only son of the Colonel Aladeen, +00:01:05.458 --> 00:01:07.792 +I should know because we're the same age -00:01:25.169 --> 00:01:27.462 -himself a savage -and violent dictator. +00:01:07.875 --> 00:01:09.000 +and I'm in my prime. -00:01:31.300 --> 00:01:32.300 -Next! +00:01:11.375 --> 00:01:13.625 +Hey, is that coffee still hot? -00:01:34.428 --> 00:01:36.053 -Known for his iconic beard, +00:01:13.708 --> 00:01:14.958 +Yeah, it's hot enough. -00:01:36.180 --> 00:01:38.639 -he is protected -by 30 female guards, +00:01:15.042 --> 00:01:15.958 +All right, then. -00:01:38.932 --> 00:01:40.641 -who he maintains -are virgin. +00:01:16.042 --> 00:01:17.167 +Do me a favor. -00:01:50.819 --> 00:01:52.487 -Thrust into power -at age seven, +00:01:20.042 --> 00:01:23.542 +You ever thought about +buying a coffee maker? -00:01:52.613 --> 00:01:56.324 -he may just be the most dangerous -man in the entire world. +00:01:23.625 --> 00:01:24.750 +Coffee maker? -00:01:57.034 --> 00:01:58.326 -All right, -let's get right to it. +00:01:24.833 --> 00:01:28.208 +You know, one that's +got that milk froster thing. -00:01:59.620 --> 00:02:01.329 -Do you have -nuclear weapons? +00:01:28.292 --> 00:01:31.125 +- Oh, yeah. Frother. I got you. +- Yeah. -00:02:04.208 --> 00:02:05.583 -What was the question? +00:01:31.208 --> 00:01:33.333 +- That way you can... +- Thanks. -00:02:06.376 --> 00:02:09.128 -Do you have -nuclear weapons? +00:01:33.417 --> 00:01:35.500 +...you know, make your own cappuccino. -00:02:09.379 --> 00:02:10.421 -Sorry, I can't hear you. +00:01:35.583 --> 00:01:37.083 +Oh, goddamn. -00:02:10.506 --> 00:02:12.215 -Are you developing -nuclear weapons? +00:01:37.167 --> 00:01:39.417 +I thought you said this coffee was hot. -00:02:12.508 --> 00:02:14.383 -No, I literally -can't hear you. +00:01:39.500 --> 00:01:40.875 +What is this? -00:02:15.135 --> 00:02:17.011 -I'm going to -another question. +00:01:40.958 --> 00:01:43.250 +Dude, it's typical. What's our time? -00:02:17.095 --> 00:02:19.263 -Oh, I can hear you now. +00:01:43.333 --> 00:01:45.750 +I don't know, +but this truck needs to get moving. -00:02:20.015 --> 00:02:22.391 -Eccentric and with -unlimited oil wealth, +00:01:46.583 --> 00:01:48.458 +The game's gonna be starting soon. -00:02:22.476 --> 00:02:24.894 -he recently hosted -his own Olympic Games... +00:01:48.542 --> 00:01:50.583 +The freeway's gonna be backed up. -00:02:25.187 --> 00:02:27.396 -On your mark, get set. +00:01:50.667 --> 00:01:52.375 +- Oh, fuck! Shit! +- Reverse! -00:02:36.073 --> 00:02:38.533 -...at which he won -fourteen gold medals. +00:01:52.458 --> 00:01:55.708 +- The fuck are we supposed to do now? +- You know what to do, follow protocol. -00:02:42.329 --> 00:02:44.372 -Aladeen! Aladeen! +00:01:56.583 --> 00:01:58.500 +What the fuck! -00:02:45.374 --> 00:02:46.707 -Often described -as ignorant, +00:01:58.583 --> 00:02:01.042 +- Dispatch, come in! +- They're cutting the fucking door! -00:02:47.251 --> 00:02:50.628 -he changed -over 300 Wadiyan words to "Aladeen," +00:02:01.125 --> 00:02:04.750 +We're being hit by armed assailants. +Repeat, armed robbery in progress. -00:02:50.712 --> 00:02:54.507 -including the words "positive" and -"negative," causing mass confusion. +00:02:04.833 --> 00:02:05.875 +Coming in! -00:02:55.217 --> 00:02:59.845 -Do you want -the Aladeen news or the Aladeen news? +00:02:05.958 --> 00:02:07.708 +They're cutting the door. -00:03:00.806 --> 00:03:03.474 -The Aladeen news? +00:02:21.833 --> 00:02:24.167 +Hands up! Hands up in the air. -00:03:04.810 --> 00:03:07.812 -You are HIV-Aladeen. +00:02:24.250 --> 00:02:25.500 +Let's go, move it. -00:03:21.994 --> 00:03:23.202 -With pressure mounting, +00:02:28.083 --> 00:02:30.833 +Get the fuck out. +Keep your hands away from your weapons. -00:03:23.287 --> 00:03:25.830 -Aladeen addressed -his nation today. +00:02:30.917 --> 00:02:32.750 +Hands away from your weapons. -00:03:26.164 --> 00:03:28.332 -Aladeen! Aladeen! +00:02:33.833 --> 00:02:35.667 +Come on, let's go. -00:03:59.114 --> 00:04:01.115 -People of Wadiya, +00:02:35.750 --> 00:02:39.000 +- Fortico 1377, alarm raised... +- Move! -00:04:01.450 --> 00:04:03.993 -I come before you today +00:02:39.083 --> 00:02:40.083 +Fuck me. -00:04:04.328 --> 00:04:08.706 -to tell you that the world shall -kneel before our great nation. +00:02:40.792 --> 00:02:43.083 +- Alarm registered. +- Clear! -00:04:08.999 --> 00:04:13.961 -We are two months away from -enriching weapons-grade uranium +00:02:43.167 --> 00:02:45.208 +Do what we say and you fucking live. -00:04:16.340 --> 00:04:21.552 -to be used -for peaceful purposes. +00:02:45.292 --> 00:02:48.250 +Two black-and-whites en route. +Approximately two minutes away. -00:04:28.852 --> 00:04:32.855 -It will be used -only for medical research +00:02:48.333 --> 00:02:51.417 +Two minutes dispatched. +Incoming ETA two minutes. -00:04:33.148 --> 00:04:36.317 -and clean energy. -It will, it will. +00:02:51.500 --> 00:02:52.500 +Two minutes. -00:04:36.485 --> 00:04:39.153 -And will certainly -never be used +00:02:52.583 --> 00:02:54.417 +Bravo, can you hear me? -00:04:39.488 --> 00:04:41.989 -to attack Is... -Oh, boy. +00:02:54.500 --> 00:02:56.250 +- Fuck! +- Please respond. -00:04:45.661 --> 00:04:46.994 -With that speech, today, +00:02:58.958 --> 00:03:00.583 +What the fuck is going on out there? -00:04:47.079 --> 00:04:49.664 -the international community -is asking one question: +00:03:00.667 --> 00:03:03.500 +He shot two fucking guards, Elvis. +He shot two fucking guards. -00:04:50.165 --> 00:04:53.501 -Does the Mad Dog of Wadiya -have nuclear weapons? +00:03:03.583 --> 00:03:06.000 +- Number One, are we good? +- Bravo, come in. -00:05:04.054 --> 00:05:05.179 -Now, show me -my nuclear weapons! +00:03:06.083 --> 00:03:07.583 +- Are we good, Number One? +- We're good. -00:05:05.263 --> 00:05:08.015 -I can't wait! -I can't wait! +00:03:07.667 --> 00:03:09.458 +What's happening there? -00:05:24.116 --> 00:05:26.325 -This is the Beard -of Doom rocket? +00:03:09.542 --> 00:03:11.792 +Number One just shot a fucking kid. -00:05:26.785 --> 00:05:29.662 -This is my weapon? -I will be a laughingstock! +00:03:11.875 --> 00:03:13.125 +He shot a fucking-- -00:05:29.955 --> 00:05:32.623 -All my friends -have got nuclear weapons. +00:03:14.625 --> 00:03:16.625 +- What do you see? +- Incoming. Incoming. -00:05:32.874 --> 00:05:34.375 -Even Ahmadinejad! +00:03:16.708 --> 00:03:18.667 +- Elvis, what's the play? +- Incoming! -00:05:34.751 --> 00:05:37.920 -And he looks like -a snitch on Miami Vice. +00:03:18.750 --> 00:03:20.458 +- I'm on him. +- Take the legs. -00:05:38.213 --> 00:05:40.548 -Would it kill him -to wear a tie? +00:03:20.542 --> 00:03:21.875 +Fuck! -00:05:41.049 --> 00:05:44.009 -I mean, is every day -in Iran casual Friday? +00:03:21.958 --> 00:03:25.083 +- Oh, my God. What the fuck? +- I said the fucking legs. -00:05:44.886 --> 00:05:48.889 -Where is the Head of my Nuclear -Program and Procurer of Women? +00:03:25.167 --> 00:03:27.500 +Okay, we've got one minute. Let's go. -00:05:49.224 --> 00:05:51.058 -Where is Nuclear Nadal? +00:03:27.583 --> 00:03:30.250 +- Come on! +- Exit west. We gotta go. Come on! -00:05:51.309 --> 00:05:53.728 -You had Nadal executed, -Supreme Leader. +00:03:30.333 --> 00:03:31.625 +Let's go! Let's go! -00:05:54.062 --> 00:05:55.187 -Why did I do that? +00:05:47.125 --> 00:05:51.875 +Fortico Security specialize in armed guard +cash pick-up trucks and deliveries across L.A. -00:06:00.986 --> 00:06:01.986 -Supreme Leader! +00:05:53.042 --> 00:05:55.917 +Our clients are made up +of large scale retail department stores, -00:06:02.237 --> 00:06:03.571 -Nadal. +00:05:56.000 --> 00:06:00.417 +marijuana dispensaries, cash vaults, +casinos, private banks. -00:06:03.822 --> 00:06:06.991 -We are just months away -from refining weapons-grade uranium, +00:06:00.500 --> 00:06:02.417 +Can I get another one? Thank you. -00:06:07.242 --> 00:06:09.910 -and we are set -to test the missile next week. +00:06:02.500 --> 00:06:04.125 +We're not federal. -00:06:11.747 --> 00:06:14.457 -It is too round on the top. -It needs to be pointy. +00:06:04.208 --> 00:06:06.167 +We're essentially middle men. -00:06:15.000 --> 00:06:17.752 -Round is not scary. -Pointy is scary. +00:06:06.250 --> 00:06:08.875 +Hundreds of millions +shifting through here every week. -00:06:18.003 --> 00:06:20.004 -This will put a smile -on the faces of the enemy. +00:06:08.958 --> 00:06:11.500 +We got 12 trucks, +two or three guards in each. -00:06:20.255 --> 00:06:23.591 -They will think that it is a huge robot -dildo flying toward them. +00:06:11.583 --> 00:06:13.708 +A driver, a messenger and a guard. -00:06:23.842 --> 00:06:25.050 -No, Supreme Leader. +00:06:13.792 --> 00:06:16.875 +Each moving up to 15 mil a day +and sometimes more, -00:06:25.135 --> 00:06:27.887 -The shape of the missile top -has nothing to do with aerodynamics. +00:06:16.958 --> 00:06:19.375 +which can attract unwanted attention. -00:06:27.971 --> 00:06:29.680 -It is about -the payload delivery. +00:06:19.458 --> 00:06:21.792 +I won't lie, it can be dangerous. -00:06:29.765 --> 00:06:31.932 -No. It sticks in the ground, -and then kaboom. +00:06:21.875 --> 00:06:24.750 +Which is why we train you properly +and pay the premium rates. -00:06:32.434 --> 00:06:33.893 -Supreme Leader, -I think perhaps +00:06:25.417 --> 00:06:27.250 +So we can all sleep better at night. -00:06:33.977 --> 00:06:37.438 -some of your information -about bombs is coming from cartoons. - -00:06:37.564 --> 00:06:39.857 -Nonsense. -They were research films. - -00:06:40.317 --> 00:06:42.610 -And in them, -the victims of the bomb - -00:06:42.694 --> 00:06:44.778 -would get -very sooty faces - -00:06:44.988 --> 00:06:47.865 -and then a see-through -version of themselves - -00:06:48.366 --> 00:06:51.577 -started rising up towards Heaven -while playing a harp. - -00:06:51.953 --> 00:06:55.039 -In this film, -just one question, - -00:06:55.123 --> 00:06:59.043 -was there a duck who, -when the explosion is happens, - -00:06:59.127 --> 00:07:02.338 -his bill goes -around to the back of his head, - -00:07:02.422 --> 00:07:05.549 -and then in order to talk, -he has to put it back this way? - -00:07:06.009 --> 00:07:09.261 -There was somebody -who suffered a deformity like that. - -00:07:09.346 --> 00:07:10.596 -Okay. - -00:07:10.680 --> 00:07:14.016 -I am now 100% sure -that you are watching cartoons. - -00:07:14.392 --> 00:07:16.310 -Have you spoken to -the experts about this? - -00:07:16.394 --> 00:07:19.313 -- Have you consulted Professor Bobeye? -- Who? - -00:07:19.397 --> 00:07:22.816 -Professor Bobeye, the one -with the incredibly strong forearms - -00:07:22.901 --> 00:07:24.944 -that are miss-sized -for his body. - -00:07:25.153 --> 00:07:27.446 -The man you are discussing -is called Popeye. - -00:07:27.572 --> 00:07:29.490 -- Bobeye. -- He is not a professor. - -00:07:29.616 --> 00:07:33.369 -Popeye is, as the song -tells us, a sailor man. - -00:07:34.496 --> 00:07:37.248 -Indulge me. For one second, -pretend that I'm an idiot. - -00:07:37.332 --> 00:07:38.374 -Okay. I'm there. - -00:07:38.458 --> 00:07:41.669 -And explain to me -how this bomb - -00:07:41.878 --> 00:07:44.547 -will not land in Israel - -00:07:44.839 --> 00:07:48.342 -and then, literally, -bounce right back and blow up Wadiya. - -00:07:48.760 --> 00:07:50.302 -Supreme Leader, -let me explain to you. - -00:07:50.428 --> 00:07:51.512 -You've lost me. - -00:07:53.515 --> 00:07:54.890 -This is the missile -in Wadiya, - -00:07:55.517 --> 00:07:57.685 -you push the button, "Boop!" - -00:08:01.273 --> 00:08:02.273 -Israel... - -00:08:06.403 --> 00:08:08.946 -"No! Why?" - -00:08:12.117 --> 00:08:13.242 -Nuclear winter. - -00:08:13.618 --> 00:08:14.702 -The reality is... - -00:08:19.541 --> 00:08:20.541 -Oy vey! - -00:08:22.919 --> 00:08:23.919 -Us. - -00:08:26.506 --> 00:08:29.842 -Believe me, sir, if I could make -the device even a little more pointy, - -00:08:29.926 --> 00:08:32.428 -I would, -but I simply cannot. - -00:08:35.515 --> 00:08:37.516 -Okay. You know what? - -00:08:38.518 --> 00:08:40.311 -Let's just agree -to disagree, my friend. - -00:08:40.645 --> 00:08:41.729 -Okay. - -00:08:43.982 --> 00:08:45.316 -What? Why? No! - -00:08:46.192 --> 00:08:48.402 -- Don't you remember? -- Of course I remember! - -00:08:48.695 --> 00:08:51.655 -How dare you question my -memory? I remember everything! - -00:08:51.740 --> 00:08:54.575 -No, I would never do that! -Never! I'm so sorry. I didn't mean that. - -00:08:54.868 --> 00:08:57.286 -Don't worry, it's fine. -Well done, my friend. - -00:08:57.579 --> 00:08:58.746 -Thank you. - -00:09:00.206 --> 00:09:01.540 -Wait! Wait! -Where are we going? - -00:09:01.750 --> 00:09:04.752 -Admiral General, -what if we just tell the United Nations - -00:09:04.836 --> 00:09:06.170 -we have no nuclear weapons? - -00:09:06.254 --> 00:09:07.630 -They will lift -the sanctions. - -00:09:07.714 --> 00:09:09.965 -We'll be free -to sell oil rights to the Jalabiya desert. - -00:09:10.050 --> 00:09:11.634 -Uncle Tamir. - -00:09:11.718 --> 00:09:13.927 -Do you not remember -what my saintly father - -00:09:14.012 --> 00:09:15.888 -made me promise him -on his deathbed? - -00:09:16.389 --> 00:09:19.558 -It was never -to sell Wadiya's oil. - -00:09:20.560 --> 00:09:22.603 -You remember that -was when he gave me power - -00:09:22.687 --> 00:09:24.647 -instead of you, -the rightful heir. - -00:09:24.898 --> 00:09:26.398 -You've been so cool about it. - -00:09:27.442 --> 00:09:28.776 -Now, let's go back -to the palace. - -00:09:29.027 --> 00:09:30.235 -It's the season finale - -00:09:30.320 --> 00:09:34.031 -of Real Housewives -of Shachahmahahfalimitahlicch! - -00:09:36.201 --> 00:09:38.702 -Aladeen! Aladeen! - -00:09:55.136 --> 00:09:56.762 -Death to the tyrant! - -00:10:07.732 --> 00:10:09.733 -Looks like we need -to find a new double. - -00:10:10.068 --> 00:10:11.402 -Because this one is... - -00:10:11.736 --> 00:10:14.446 -You know, I don't know -if he's going to get better. - -00:10:14.781 --> 00:10:16.824 -Oh, he's not going -to recover, sir. He's dead. - -00:10:17.575 --> 00:10:20.786 -Send his wife some -chocolate covered almond nuts - -00:10:20.870 --> 00:10:23.789 -in a cellophane wrapped box. -Delicious. - -00:10:24.165 --> 00:10:27.918 -We're going to send -your wife some almonds. - -00:10:28.044 --> 00:10:30.212 -Chocolate covered -versions of these. - -00:10:33.508 --> 00:10:37.344 -Maroush, I think I dropped -an almond in his head. - -00:10:37.429 --> 00:10:38.846 -Can you take it out? - -00:10:39.514 --> 00:10:42.725 -What I don't want to do is -send the body to the family - -00:10:42.809 --> 00:10:45.519 -and then they discover -an almond in his head, - -00:10:45.603 --> 00:10:47.980 -and they say, -"Why is there an almond in his head?" - -00:10:48.064 --> 00:10:49.231 -Take it out. - -00:10:51.401 --> 00:10:52.526 -Clean it! - -00:10:53.319 --> 00:10:54.611 -How am I gonna eat that? - -00:10:57.574 --> 00:10:59.408 -- Don't eat it. -- Oh, Maroush! - -00:11:00.535 --> 00:11:02.703 -Listen, everything -is gonna be just fine. - -00:11:02.871 --> 00:11:04.580 -I don't want you to -worry about anything. - -00:11:05.373 --> 00:11:07.875 -Yeah, how 'bout looking in my eye -when I'm speaking to you? - -00:11:07.959 --> 00:11:11.795 -It's very rude not to look at somebody in -the eye when they're talking to you. - -00:11:13.173 --> 00:11:14.882 -It's okay. Don't worry. -You're having a rough day. - -00:11:24.976 --> 00:11:27.227 -We shot the wrong man. - -00:11:27.479 --> 00:11:30.856 -I can fix this. I have a new -plan. We need to find a new double. - -00:11:30.940 --> 00:11:33.901 -One that is simple enough to -be manipulated completely. - -00:11:48.917 --> 00:11:50.918 -I think we found -what you are looking for. - -00:12:00.094 --> 00:12:02.471 -You think this man -looks like me? - -00:12:02.931 --> 00:12:05.265 -You have -a very big barn. - -00:12:05.600 --> 00:12:09.061 -You must have -many happy goats, hmm? - -00:12:09.270 --> 00:12:11.480 -What the fuck -does that even mean? - -00:12:12.774 --> 00:12:16.068 -Uncle Tamir, -this thing is an idiot. - -00:12:16.277 --> 00:12:18.070 -What makes you think -he can do the job? - -00:12:18.404 --> 00:12:22.074 -May I remind you that his only real job is -to be shot in the head. - -00:12:22.575 --> 00:12:25.410 -Very well. Put him -through the process, okay? - -00:12:26.162 --> 00:12:28.205 -Clip his nails, -file his teeth, - -00:12:28.289 --> 00:12:31.083 -bleach his skin, -and shorten the penis. - -00:12:35.421 --> 00:12:37.422 -Megan! Megan! - -00:12:38.591 --> 00:12:40.425 -You now have herpes. - -00:12:43.263 --> 00:12:45.847 -Megan, you were -worth every penny. - -00:12:46.182 --> 00:12:47.683 -You were super hot. - -00:12:48.017 --> 00:12:49.268 -Is my jet ready? - -00:12:49.394 --> 00:12:52.437 -Yes, but do you -want to stay the night? - -00:12:52.522 --> 00:12:54.273 -You know, I really -want to do some cuddling. - -00:12:54.357 --> 00:12:55.524 -No. Your time is up. - -00:12:55.608 --> 00:12:57.609 -I have to be -with the Italian Prime Minister tomorrow. - -00:12:57.944 --> 00:13:00.320 -Okay. Maroush, -give the goodie bag! - -00:13:00.738 --> 00:13:01.738 +00:06:27.333 --> 00:06:28.375 Thanks. -00:13:01.823 --> 00:13:03.240 -I trust -everything is in there, +00:06:28.458 --> 00:06:30.417 +Now your background checks +came back fine. -00:13:03.324 --> 00:13:05.033 -as your manager requested? +00:06:30.500 --> 00:06:33.292 +And your reference from +Orange Delta Security was impressive. -00:13:05.118 --> 00:13:07.202 -Katy Perry said she got -a diamond Rolex. +00:06:33.375 --> 00:06:34.958 +That was a good company. -00:13:07.287 --> 00:13:09.955 -That's because she let me -Aladeen in her face. +00:06:35.042 --> 00:06:36.625 +I'm sorry to hear it went bust. -00:13:12.959 --> 00:13:13.959 -Okay. +00:06:37.375 --> 00:06:39.417 +- Family? +- Married. -00:13:14.043 --> 00:13:16.295 -Right. Are you sure you don't want -to stay for some cuddles? +00:06:39.958 --> 00:06:41.125 +- Divorced. +- No one else? -00:13:16.379 --> 00:13:17.379 -- No. -- But, please. +00:06:42.208 --> 00:06:43.042 +No. -00:13:17.463 --> 00:13:18.964 -I really want -someone to cuddle. +00:06:44.167 --> 00:06:46.625 +Good. Stay focused. I like it. -00:14:22.528 --> 00:14:25.197 -Breaking news now. -Just moments ago, +00:06:47.125 --> 00:06:51.333 +But just so you know, +we lost a couple of guards a while back. -00:14:25.281 --> 00:14:26.448 -the U.N. Security -Council voted +00:06:51.417 --> 00:06:53.667 +Killed on the job, a civilian too. -00:14:26.532 --> 00:14:28.909 -to authorize NATO -air strikes against Wadiya, +00:06:54.875 --> 00:06:55.958 +A fucking tragedy. -00:14:28.993 --> 00:14:33.205 -unless Admiral General Aladeen -agrees to address the U.N. In person. +00:06:56.583 --> 00:06:58.667 +And they still haven't +found the scum who did it. -00:14:33.289 --> 00:14:35.207 -And now, the world waits. +00:06:59.375 --> 00:07:00.958 +And that's why we've upped our game. -00:14:35.291 --> 00:14:36.541 -What will Aladeen do next? +00:07:01.042 --> 00:07:02.708 +Sixty hours of firearms training. -00:14:56.938 --> 00:15:01.149 -Next. No, no, no. No. Boring, -boring. Come on. Come on. +00:07:02.792 --> 00:07:03.708 +Patrick? -00:15:01.234 --> 00:15:04.611 -Beloved Oppressor, -I have just received disturbing news. +00:07:04.708 --> 00:07:06.250 +Are you Patrick Hill? -00:15:04.696 --> 00:15:07.030 -Welcome -to the Munich Olympics. +00:07:06.333 --> 00:07:08.625 +Yeah, no, please, don't get up. +Good to meet you. -00:15:07.532 --> 00:15:08.699 -Shalom? +00:07:09.333 --> 00:07:11.708 +Let's see, Hill, Hill. -00:15:09.867 --> 00:15:11.034 -Oy vey! +00:07:11.792 --> 00:07:14.750 +H. I'm gonna call you H, +if that's okay. -00:15:11.285 --> 00:15:12.786 -Supreme Leader, +00:07:15.375 --> 00:07:16.792 +They call me Bullet. -00:15:12.870 --> 00:15:14.162 -the United Nations -demands that +00:07:16.875 --> 00:07:19.792 +Which is ironic +because I certainly don't move like one. -00:15:14.247 --> 00:15:17.541 -you address their concerns -about our nuclear program, +00:07:19.875 --> 00:07:21.917 +- Are you ready for target practice? +- Ready. -00:15:17.625 --> 00:15:19.793 -or they will vote to -authorize military action. +00:07:22.000 --> 00:07:23.958 +I saw you had your pistol license already. -00:15:20.628 --> 00:15:21.795 -Summon my generals. +00:07:24.625 --> 00:07:27.417 +So this is the pre-assignment +training course. -00:15:22.004 --> 00:15:23.630 -I'll join you after -I finish this level. +00:07:27.500 --> 00:07:28.792 +We got eight hours together. -00:15:23.840 --> 00:15:25.632 -Bonus round. Mass grave. +00:07:28.875 --> 00:07:31.042 +Popping cans off walls and the like. -00:15:38.521 --> 00:15:42.566 -Those gangsters at the UN -want me to address them. +00:07:31.125 --> 00:07:33.458 +You need to hit the 70% pass mark. -00:15:42.817 --> 00:15:46.611 -Fine! I'll address them like they've -never been addressed before. +00:07:33.542 --> 00:07:36.750 +There's some fitness which, by the looks of it, +shouldn't be a problem for you. -00:15:46.821 --> 00:15:48.071 -How much time -have they allotted me? +00:07:36.833 --> 00:07:39.083 +We just need to see +how you are under pressure. -00:15:48.656 --> 00:15:49.740 -Seven minutes, sir. +00:07:39.708 --> 00:07:40.792 +Shall we get started? -00:15:49.949 --> 00:15:52.534 -I'll talk for 14 hours! +00:07:40.875 --> 00:07:42.125 +Whatever you say, Bullet. -00:15:53.077 --> 00:15:55.746 -And three of those -will be untranslatable. +00:08:01.625 --> 00:08:03.167 +That's quite enough of that. -00:15:55.872 --> 00:15:57.247 -Literally, baby noises. +00:08:16.667 --> 00:08:18.042 +Been a while, huh? -00:16:00.960 --> 00:16:03.545 -Okay. Let's rehearse this. -Role play, role play. +00:08:19.042 --> 00:08:20.917 +Little practice, I'm sure you'll get there. -00:16:03.671 --> 00:16:05.672 -You, come on. -This'll be fun. +00:08:32.708 --> 00:08:37.208 +Too far, too far. +Pull it up a little. Pull it up. -00:16:05.840 --> 00:16:08.800 -So, Secretary General, -your soldiers will weep... +00:08:44.708 --> 00:08:47.750 +Look at that: 70%. -00:16:10.762 --> 00:16:13.472 -I'm so sorry! -Listen, it was not my fault. +00:08:48.292 --> 00:08:49.583 +You just slipped in. -00:16:13.556 --> 00:16:16.099 -I mean, somebody had -set the safety catch +00:08:49.667 --> 00:08:51.417 +Any less, we'd be doing this again. -00:16:16.184 --> 00:16:18.018 -to "Aladeen" -instead of "Aladeen." +00:08:51.917 --> 00:08:54.708 +You won't be joining a Formula 1 team +any time soon, -00:16:18.603 --> 00:16:20.353 -Look, I mean, -this whole gun... +00:08:54.792 --> 00:08:56.167 +but you'll do for this job. -00:16:21.731 --> 00:16:23.523 -It's gonna be fine. -You just need to ice it. +00:08:56.833 --> 00:08:58.208 +Let's get you suited. -00:16:23.858 --> 00:16:25.066 -You got to ice. +00:08:59.500 --> 00:09:00.667 +How many we've got coming? -00:16:25.485 --> 00:16:26.735 -Promise me -you're going to ice? +00:09:02.042 --> 00:09:05.375 +In that case I'll get three pounds of ribs +and a bucket of wings for the kids. -00:16:26.986 --> 00:16:28.111 -Okay. Tamir! +00:09:05.458 --> 00:09:06.583 +Cough up, Bullet. -00:16:28.863 --> 00:16:30.614 -Inflate my neck pillow +00:09:06.667 --> 00:09:09.000 +- Dude, I'm on the phone. +- I don't care. Thirty dollars. -00:16:30.698 --> 00:16:34.075 -and pack my book -of medium-level Sudoku. +00:09:09.083 --> 00:09:10.125 +- How much? +- Thirty bucks. -00:16:34.577 --> 00:16:37.329 -We're going to America! +00:09:10.208 --> 00:09:12.500 +- Wait for it. Wait for it. +- Change. -00:17:04.106 --> 00:17:05.482 -America! +00:09:12.583 --> 00:09:14.542 +- Suplex! +- I want that money. -00:17:05.858 --> 00:17:09.069 -The birthplace of AIDS. +00:09:14.625 --> 00:09:17.167 +- There you go, buddy. +- Give me the dollar, dollar. -00:17:12.824 --> 00:17:17.244 -Supreme Leader, I took the liberty -of hiring some extra security. +00:09:17.250 --> 00:09:19.083 +- Forty-one... +- Thank you. -00:17:17.328 --> 00:17:18.829 -This is Mr. Clayton. +00:09:19.167 --> 00:09:20.875 +Forty-two's not gonna beat me. -00:17:18.913 --> 00:17:22.040 -Admiral General, -I am here for your protection 24/7. - -00:17:22.124 --> 00:17:23.208 -Okay. - -00:17:23.292 --> 00:17:26.878 -But in the interest of full disclosure, I -have to say I hate A-rabs. - -00:17:27.755 --> 00:17:29.881 -Well, that's fine, -because I'm not an Arab. - -00:17:30.591 --> 00:17:33.927 -Well, you're -all A-rabs to me, the blacks, the Jews, - -00:17:34.011 --> 00:17:36.763 -those blue tree-hugging -queers in A-vatar. - -00:17:39.267 --> 00:17:42.769 -In fact, anyone from outside of -America is technically an A-rab. - -00:17:43.896 --> 00:17:45.021 -Listen, while you're here, - -00:17:45.106 --> 00:17:48.400 -I highly recommend a visit -to the Empire State Building, - -00:17:48.484 --> 00:17:51.570 -before you or one of your -sand-monkey cousins takes it down. - -00:17:52.238 --> 00:17:55.699 -Also, if you're interested in taking -in a Broadway show while you're here, - -00:17:55.950 --> 00:17:57.492 -and you don't mind -the homo stuff, - -00:17:57.785 --> 00:17:59.828 -I highly recommend -Billy Elliot. - -00:18:00.913 --> 00:18:03.415 -You know what, I like this guy -despite his liberal views. - -00:18:03.499 --> 00:18:04.708 -Very good, sir. - -00:18:09.797 --> 00:18:13.592 -Supreme Leader, the suite has been -renovated to your specifications. - -00:18:19.098 --> 00:18:22.267 -Twenty dollars a day -for Internet? What the fuck? - -00:18:23.603 --> 00:18:27.314 -And they accuse me -of being an international criminal? - -00:18:28.774 --> 00:18:30.567 -Beloved Oppressor, -try to get some sleep. - -00:18:30.651 --> 00:18:32.277 -Tomorrow is -your big speech. - -00:18:32.486 --> 00:18:35.363 -Nobody touch the minibar! -It's a fucking rip-off! - -00:18:55.176 --> 00:18:56.927 -Rise and shine. - -00:18:58.179 --> 00:18:59.179 -Who are you? - -00:18:59.639 --> 00:19:01.848 -We've actually -already met. - -00:19:02.433 --> 00:19:03.516 -Hello, Aladdin. - -00:19:04.018 --> 00:19:05.769 -Clayton? I thought -we were friends. - -00:19:07.021 --> 00:19:08.355 -Nice to see you, too. - -00:19:09.857 --> 00:19:11.024 -Here's the deal. - -00:19:11.150 --> 00:19:13.360 -I'm gonna kill you, -and then I'm gonna burn your body. - -00:19:13.527 --> 00:19:14.569 -No, no, no. -Please, don't. - -00:19:14.654 --> 00:19:18.823 -But before I do I have -one very important question for you. - -00:19:19.575 --> 00:19:21.576 -Did you get a chance -to see Billy Elliot? - -00:19:23.162 --> 00:19:24.162 -Yes. - -00:19:24.288 --> 00:19:25.372 -And? - -00:19:25.581 --> 00:19:28.208 -I found it heartwarming -and life-affirming. - -00:19:29.627 --> 00:19:32.045 -Thank you! -How great is that show? - -00:19:32.213 --> 00:19:33.630 -It is. -It's great, yeah. - -00:19:33.714 --> 00:19:36.216 -You know, he's got like -an artist inside himself, - -00:19:36.425 --> 00:19:40.053 -but he's in this working class place -and no one understands him. - -00:19:40.137 --> 00:19:43.139 -He's just like... -I'm gonna express myself in my dance. - -00:19:43.307 --> 00:19:44.641 -And he expresses himself... - -00:19:45.393 --> 00:19:48.770 -And he doesn't wanna use violence, -but he puts his violence into his dance. - -00:19:49.063 --> 00:19:50.146 -You should try that. - -00:19:51.440 --> 00:19:54.651 -Okay. So, we gotta get down -to business. Enough chit-chat. - -00:19:54.735 --> 00:19:56.236 -I'm being paid to kill you. - -00:19:56.570 --> 00:19:58.029 -But I'm gonna -torture you for free. - -00:20:02.868 --> 00:20:04.160 -Are you serious? - -00:20:04.412 --> 00:20:05.578 -Where'd you get -those relics? - -00:20:05.663 --> 00:20:08.248 -From the Shah of Iran's -garage sale? - -00:20:08.666 --> 00:20:09.666 -Yeah, right. - -00:20:09.750 --> 00:20:11.167 -I mean, I know there's -nothing more annoying - -00:20:11.252 --> 00:20:12.752 -than a backseat torturer, -but, please, come on. - -00:20:13.087 --> 00:20:14.421 -This is great stuff. - -00:20:14.505 --> 00:20:17.924 -It's not great stuff. -That's like 1972, hello. - -00:20:19.677 --> 00:20:23.179 -You won't be talking -so much smack with this up your butt. - -00:20:23.764 --> 00:20:26.850 -That's the Anal Umbrella. -It's a good device, I grant you, - -00:20:26.934 --> 00:20:28.852 -but where's -the splash guard? - -00:20:28.936 --> 00:20:30.895 -You're going to kill me -and your white shirt. - -00:20:31.230 --> 00:20:32.939 -It didn't come -with a splash guard. - -00:20:33.024 --> 00:20:35.025 -You're gonna get chara -on your trousers. - -00:20:35.359 --> 00:20:37.193 -I can see it has -a screw hole for one. - -00:20:37.278 --> 00:20:38.695 -Apparently, -I didn't get it. - -00:20:39.238 --> 00:20:41.072 -All right, Mr. Smart Guy, - -00:20:41.282 --> 00:20:43.366 -check out this bad boy. - -00:20:43.451 --> 00:20:45.910 -Oh, that's not bad. -The Kandahar Cock Wrench. - -00:20:45.995 --> 00:20:47.370 -Okay, so, now -we're getting somewhere. - -00:20:47.455 --> 00:20:50.290 -It's actually been banned in Saudi -Arabia for being too safe. - -00:20:51.417 --> 00:20:53.793 -You know, -this is totally depressing. - -00:20:54.086 --> 00:20:55.462 -Listen, just show me -another one. - -00:20:55.546 --> 00:20:58.298 -You know, honestly, I don't even want -to show you anything anymore. - -00:20:59.008 --> 00:21:00.300 -Don't be like that. - -00:21:00.843 --> 00:21:02.802 -You know, I don't even think -you want to be tortured. - -00:21:02.887 --> 00:21:04.220 -I don't want -to be tortured. - -00:21:04.305 --> 00:21:05.555 -You're just, like, -taking all the fun out of it! - -00:21:05.639 --> 00:21:07.807 -You just want me to say -compliments all the time. - -00:21:07.975 --> 00:21:10.810 -So either you want the truth -or you want compliments. Decide! - -00:21:11.020 --> 00:21:14.397 -It'd be nice if I got just a little bit -of positive feedback about my tools. - -00:21:14.523 --> 00:21:16.357 -What else you got? -I'm gonna love the next thing! - -00:21:16.442 --> 00:21:17.567 -I will be supportive. - -00:21:17.818 --> 00:21:19.152 -All right. - -00:21:19.695 --> 00:21:22.030 -Just this. This pours -hot fire out on you. - -00:21:22.281 --> 00:21:24.199 -Oh, -the Fallujah Firehose! - -00:21:24.283 --> 00:21:26.034 -Someone's got -a friend in Syria! - -00:21:26.118 --> 00:21:27.577 -I am pretty proud of it. - -00:21:27.661 --> 00:21:29.245 -There is a new model, -you know. - -00:21:30.456 --> 00:21:31.790 -I've got one that -works by Bluetooth. - -00:21:33.751 --> 00:21:35.418 -Screw it. Screw it! -Screw it! - -00:21:35.753 --> 00:21:37.045 -I'm going to enjoy this now. - -00:21:37.129 --> 00:21:38.880 -No, don't. Don't. -Don't. Please, don't! - -00:21:46.889 --> 00:21:50.308 -No one will recognize -the body without this! - -00:21:50.559 --> 00:21:52.811 -The Supreme Beard! -You will be cursed! - -00:21:52.937 --> 00:21:54.020 -No, no, don't do it! - -00:21:54.104 --> 00:21:55.897 -Come on! -Why won't this catch? - -00:21:55.981 --> 00:21:59.818 -You foolish man! There is no earthly -fire that could ever light... - -00:22:01.278 --> 00:22:04.113 -The flames -of the righteous attack the unjust! - -00:22:13.457 --> 00:22:16.876 -I'll be back with help! -J. K.! Just kidding! - -00:22:22.049 --> 00:22:23.716 -My speech. - -00:22:25.386 --> 00:22:28.555 -Yo! -Average American shopper! - -00:22:29.098 --> 00:22:30.723 -I do not have -any money on me, - -00:22:30.975 --> 00:22:32.183 -but if you give me -your clothes - -00:22:32.268 --> 00:22:35.395 -I'll make a sizeable donation -in your name to al-Qaeda. - -00:22:40.693 --> 00:22:47.615 -Hey, hey, oh, oh! -Aladeen has got to go! - -00:22:49.285 --> 00:22:51.286 -Hello. I am -Admiral General Aladeen. - -00:22:51.370 --> 00:22:53.580 -I am here to -deliver my speech to the United Nations. - -00:22:53.664 --> 00:22:55.498 -Look, Admiral, -it's too hot for crazy. - -00:22:55.749 --> 00:22:56.791 -How dare you? - -00:22:56.959 --> 00:22:59.002 -Listen, Tamir is -coming right now. - -00:22:59.253 --> 00:23:01.421 -You're going to -be in big trouble. Here he is. - -00:23:01.881 --> 00:23:03.214 -Tamir! Tamir! - -00:23:12.224 --> 00:23:14.350 -Tamir, it was you, you snake! - -00:23:16.228 --> 00:23:19.898 -He's not the -legitimate leader! - -00:23:19.982 --> 00:23:21.816 -He's not -the legitimate leader! - -00:23:21.901 --> 00:23:25.153 -He's not the -legitimate leader! - -00:23:26.655 --> 00:23:29.490 -You have rehearsed the -speech I prepared for you? - -00:23:29.575 --> 00:23:32.577 -Yes. But when is -the General coming? - -00:23:32.828 --> 00:23:33.995 -He's feeling ill. - -00:23:34.246 --> 00:23:36.331 -Does he have worms in his shilshul? - -00:23:36.415 --> 00:23:37.582 -Very possibly. - -00:23:38.167 --> 00:23:40.668 -Admiral General Aladeen -preparing - -00:23:40.753 --> 00:23:42.837 -to address the General -Assembly of the United Nations. - -00:23:42.922 --> 00:23:43.922 -An historic moment. - -00:23:44.006 --> 00:23:45.673 -He's approaching the podium. - -00:23:46.008 --> 00:23:48.259 -And he's walked -right past the podium. - -00:23:48.427 --> 00:23:49.427 -What is he doing? - -00:23:49.845 --> 00:23:51.846 -You are making -a fool out of me! - -00:23:52.181 --> 00:23:54.182 -Let's bring in Denise, -our U. N. Correspondent. - -00:23:54.266 --> 00:23:55.475 -What do you make of that? - -00:23:56.268 --> 00:23:58.186 -Well, I have to say, -he's got their attention. - -00:23:58.520 --> 00:24:00.688 -Every eye in the room -is on him right now. - -00:24:00.773 --> 00:24:03.191 -And he's returning -to the podium. - -00:24:04.109 --> 00:24:05.860 -And he's fallen -off the stage. - -00:24:05.945 --> 00:24:07.612 -What do you make -of that, Denise? - -00:24:07.863 --> 00:24:12.533 -You know, he's clearly implying that the -U. N. Must fall before him. - -00:24:12.952 --> 00:24:15.453 -Drinking from the -pitcher of water directly, - -00:24:15.537 --> 00:24:18.081 -as opposed to -the glass that I'm sure must be up there. - -00:24:18.165 --> 00:24:19.207 -What do you think -that means? - -00:24:19.291 --> 00:24:21.334 -Again, it's another -attempt to say, - -00:24:21.418 --> 00:24:23.628 -"Listen, I'm not going -to play by your rules." - -00:24:23.712 --> 00:24:25.380 -And he seems to have -a pitcher of urine out. - -00:24:25.881 --> 00:24:28.132 -I believe he just -urinated in the pitcher. - -00:24:29.885 --> 00:24:31.552 -He is now drinking -his urine. - -00:24:31.804 --> 00:24:33.471 -It looks to be -his own urine. - -00:24:34.014 --> 00:24:35.264 -Sorry. You want? - -00:24:35.516 --> 00:24:37.850 -Trying to force it -on the Israeli delegation. - -00:24:38.435 --> 00:24:39.852 -That might be -the ambassador. - -00:24:40.270 --> 00:24:43.940 -He is dumping the urine -on the Israeli delegation. - -00:24:44.191 --> 00:24:45.441 -Oh, that's a good one. - -00:24:47.277 --> 00:24:49.112 -Okay, he's returning -to the podium. - -00:24:49.613 --> 00:24:54.033 -Much has been made -of the hostility between our countries. - -00:24:54.535 --> 00:24:56.869 -With the help -of the U.M., - -00:24:57.121 --> 00:25:00.540 -I will draft a new -constitution for Wadiya - -00:25:00.874 --> 00:25:05.878 -and sign it in five days, -on Wadiya's Independence Day. - -00:25:06.213 --> 00:25:07.213 -No, no, no. - -00:25:07.464 --> 00:25:09.215 -This new constitution - -00:25:09.466 --> 00:25:11.092 -will end the dictatorship... - -00:25:11.176 --> 00:25:12.176 -No! - -00:25:12.261 --> 00:25:15.722 -...and it will -turn Wadiya into a - -00:25:16.223 --> 00:25:17.557 -democracy. - -00:25:20.477 --> 00:25:22.895 -No! Democracy? Never! - -00:25:23.647 --> 00:25:24.981 -Never! - -00:25:26.150 --> 00:25:29.235 -The Wadiyan people -love being oppressed! - -00:25:30.070 --> 00:25:32.530 -Dictatorship forever! - -00:25:39.872 --> 00:25:41.372 -Come on! Come with me! - -00:25:42.166 --> 00:25:43.207 -Hurry! - -00:25:48.547 --> 00:25:50.882 -Hello, person. Person. - -00:25:51.133 --> 00:25:52.467 -Black person. - -00:25:53.135 --> 00:25:54.802 -The double that -you found is good. - -00:25:54.887 --> 00:25:56.637 -He is almost as dumb -as the real guy. - -00:25:56.889 --> 00:25:59.390 -So, Wadiya will -become a democracy. - -00:25:59.892 --> 00:26:02.060 -China is a democracy, -too. - -00:26:04.063 --> 00:26:05.772 -Once that constitution -is signed, - -00:26:05.856 --> 00:26:09.067 -I will be able -to sell Wadiya's oil rights. Gazprom, - -00:26:09.401 --> 00:26:11.694 -you will have control of -Wadiya's southern oil fields. - -00:26:11.779 --> 00:26:13.571 -B. P., you will -control the north. - -00:26:13.655 --> 00:26:15.073 -Exxon, you will have -all offshore rights, - -00:26:15.157 --> 00:26:17.408 -provided you do not -use B. P.'s drilling rigs. - -00:26:17.493 --> 00:26:21.496 -And, Mr. Lao of PetroChina, you will -have the lease on our shale reserves. - -00:26:21.580 --> 00:26:23.539 -Some of those reserves are -in densely populated areas. - -00:26:23.916 --> 00:26:26.250 -Then unpopulate them. - -00:26:26.752 --> 00:26:29.629 -After you've paid me -my 30% finder's fee, of course. - -00:26:30.089 --> 00:26:31.422 -Gentlemen. - -00:26:33.258 --> 00:26:35.426 -So, you're going -to make billions. - -00:26:35.511 --> 00:26:37.512 -What will you do -with all those dollars? - -00:26:37.971 --> 00:26:41.641 -I will buy the house on Lake Como -next to George Clooney's. - -00:26:41.892 --> 00:26:43.810 -I love George Clooney! - -00:26:44.144 --> 00:26:45.937 -He's an old-fashioned -movie star. - -00:26:46.021 --> 00:26:47.814 -He gay? -He suck my dick? - -00:26:48.607 --> 00:26:52.276 -No, those are just rumors. -Are you a homosexual? - -00:26:52.528 --> 00:26:55.113 -No, no, no, it's more -of a power trip with me. - -00:26:55.197 --> 00:26:56.739 -Everybody has a price. - -00:26:56.824 --> 00:26:59.909 -Tommy Lee Jones let me roll it in my -fingers for two hundred grand! - -00:27:07.209 --> 00:27:09.794 -Oh, my gosh, -that was so crazy! - -00:27:10.129 --> 00:27:12.296 -I am so honored -to be able to help you. - -00:27:12.548 --> 00:27:14.549 -Finally, somebody -who knows who I am. - -00:27:14.800 --> 00:27:16.050 -Yeah, of course! - -00:27:16.135 --> 00:27:19.804 -You're the Wadiyan dissident who was -standing up to that asshole Aladeen. - -00:27:20.305 --> 00:27:21.806 -It was so brave of you. - -00:27:22.057 --> 00:27:24.142 -- My name is Zoey. -- I don't care. - -00:27:24.351 --> 00:27:25.351 -What's yours? - -00:27:25.644 --> 00:27:28.312 -My name is Ala... son. - -00:27:28.814 --> 00:27:30.648 -- Allison? -- Right. Allison. - -00:27:30.983 --> 00:27:32.817 -What's your last name? - -00:27:35.737 --> 00:27:37.071 -Burgers. - -00:27:38.073 --> 00:27:39.907 -Nice to meet you, -Allison Burgers. - -00:27:39.992 --> 00:27:41.701 -- You know, I... -- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - -00:27:42.369 --> 00:27:46.122 -Allison, could you -please take your hands off my breasts? - -00:27:46.498 --> 00:27:48.541 -Those are breasts? -I thought you were a boy. - -00:27:52.087 --> 00:27:54.755 -- Where are you taking me to? -- To Brooklyn! - -00:28:04.183 --> 00:28:06.309 -So, yeah, -this is my store! - -00:28:06.393 --> 00:28:07.852 -This is the Free -Earth Collective. - -00:28:08.103 --> 00:28:11.439 -We are a vegan, feminist, -non-profit cooperative operating - -00:28:11.523 --> 00:28:13.774 -within an anti-racist, -anti-oppressive framework - -00:28:13.859 --> 00:28:15.526 -for people of -all or no genders. - -00:28:16.778 --> 00:28:18.946 -We are -a pure democracy, - -00:28:19.031 --> 00:28:21.115 -just like Wadiya's -going to be soon! - -00:28:21.450 --> 00:28:23.159 -Get me clothes, -little man. - -00:28:23.452 --> 00:28:25.203 -Oh, you know what, there's some in -the Earthquake Relief box - -00:28:25.287 --> 00:28:26.829 -in the lesbian bathroom, -right there. - -00:28:26.914 --> 00:28:28.122 -Right. - -00:28:29.208 --> 00:28:31.626 -So, Allison, -we're the only store in New York, - -00:28:31.710 --> 00:28:33.920 -other than that fascist -superchain Green World, - -00:28:34.004 --> 00:28:36.005 -that sells your nation's -specialty fruit, mafroom, - -00:28:36.465 --> 00:28:38.549 -which I know -you people eat a lot of. - -00:28:38.884 --> 00:28:40.676 -Oh, I hope that didn't come off -like a cultural stereotype. - -00:28:40.761 --> 00:28:43.221 -Because I'm, like, -the furthest thing from a racist. - -00:28:43.513 --> 00:28:46.182 -I pretty much haven't -had a white boyfriend since high school. - -00:28:46.433 --> 00:28:48.226 -Well, the darker races -are less choosy. - -00:28:49.853 --> 00:28:51.854 -Okay, that came off -as kind of offensive. - -00:28:52.105 --> 00:28:53.439 -Thank you. - -00:28:54.775 --> 00:28:56.692 -Anyway, let me give -you the grand tour. - -00:28:56.777 --> 00:28:59.612 -Up on the roof, -we have this amazing organic garden... - -00:28:59.947 --> 00:29:02.448 -Boring! Do you sell -any assault rifles? - -00:29:02.866 --> 00:29:05.534 -Oh, wait. I got it. -Humor. Right? - -00:29:05.786 --> 00:29:08.287 -I took a feminist -clown workshop once. - -00:29:08.538 --> 00:29:10.581 -Help! Help! I'm trapped -under a glass ceiling! - -00:29:10.958 --> 00:29:12.583 -What the fuck? - -00:29:12.918 --> 00:29:14.835 -I wasn't the best -student, but... - -00:29:14.962 --> 00:29:17.380 -We've got this wellness center -downstairs in the basement, - -00:29:17.506 --> 00:29:20.758 -where we do water birth. -Have you ever seen a water birth? - -00:29:21.176 --> 00:29:23.386 -Not a water birth, -but I've seen a water death. - -00:29:23.637 --> 00:29:25.137 -Wow. Was it moving? - -00:29:25.597 --> 00:29:27.181 -There was actually -very little movement. - -00:29:27.307 --> 00:29:30.309 -A little wriggling, -then two bubbles, and then a big bloop - -00:29:30.477 --> 00:29:31.686 -and the wallet floats up. - -00:29:33.271 --> 00:29:34.563 -You seem educated. - -00:29:34.815 --> 00:29:36.440 -Yes. -I went to Amherst. - -00:29:36.858 --> 00:29:38.776 -I love it when -women go to school. - -00:29:38.860 --> 00:29:41.862 -It's like seeing -a monkey on rollerskates. - -00:29:42.114 --> 00:29:45.116 -It means nothing to them, -but it's so adorable for us. - -00:29:45.701 --> 00:29:47.618 -Okay. Well, hey, Allison, - -00:29:47.703 --> 00:29:50.955 -you know, we'd love to have you work -here if you ever wanted to. - -00:29:51.039 --> 00:29:55.209 -All of our employees -are political refugees, just like you! - -00:29:55.419 --> 00:29:56.460 -There's Hannah over here. - -00:29:56.586 --> 00:30:00.464 -She's from El Salvador. She's a really -useful member of our team. - -00:30:03.051 --> 00:30:05.553 -Useful as what? -A coat hanger? - -00:30:06.805 --> 00:30:08.639 +00:09:20.958 --> 00:09:22.875 +- Fuck off, Dana. - Come on. -- Allison, that's not funny. -00:30:08.974 --> 00:30:11.976 -Okay. I tell you what, -get back to work, Captain Hook! +00:09:22.958 --> 00:09:24.958 +You're not supposed to be here, anyway. -00:30:12.310 --> 00:30:14.478 -- "Captain Hook." It's funny. -- No, it's not funny. +00:09:25.042 --> 00:09:27.667 +No, I think it's you who's +in the wrong change room, Stuart. -00:30:14.730 --> 00:30:15.730 -Who's that? +00:09:27.750 --> 00:09:29.667 +Come on, let's look lively, people. -00:30:15.981 --> 00:30:16.981 -Oh, this is Joteph. +00:09:29.750 --> 00:09:32.458 +Chop-chop, show me your money. -00:30:17.065 --> 00:30:19.483 -He's from a Sudanese tribe -that has no concept of money. +00:09:32.542 --> 00:09:36.000 +Ladies and gentlemen, +we have a new addition. -00:30:19.735 --> 00:30:21.986 -His entire village -was ransacked. +00:09:36.083 --> 00:09:38.917 +- Here you go, Shirley. +- May I introduce H. -00:30:22.237 --> 00:30:23.320 -Hey, Sub-Saharan! +00:09:40.542 --> 00:09:41.708 +Yeah, she'll do. -00:30:24.573 --> 00:30:28.159 -Do you think you could get me 100 -child soldiers here by 5:00 p. M? +00:09:41.792 --> 00:09:42.958 +Put 'em down, Dana. -00:30:28.243 --> 00:30:29.285 -No! +00:09:43.625 --> 00:09:45.417 +Come on. I'll show you your locker. -00:30:29.369 --> 00:30:30.661 -Okay. Time out! Time out. +00:09:46.458 --> 00:09:47.542 +This one is yours. -00:30:30.746 --> 00:30:31.954 -Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! +00:09:50.417 --> 00:09:51.917 +- You good? +- Yeah. -00:30:32.247 --> 00:30:33.914 -Shave your under-the-arms! +00:09:52.000 --> 00:09:53.083 +Why, don't I look it? -00:30:34.249 --> 00:30:37.084 -I dread to think what kind of jungle -you have on your malawach! +00:09:53.875 --> 00:09:57.750 +No, buddy, you look like +a shrink-wrapped Rolls-Royce -00:30:37.419 --> 00:30:38.919 -That is very inappropriate. +00:09:57.833 --> 00:10:00.292 +in contrast to this car crash. -00:30:39.087 --> 00:30:41.922 -Don't tell me what -to say and what not to say, little boy. +00:10:00.375 --> 00:10:03.125 +Meet Hollow Bob and Boy Sweat Dave. -00:30:42.090 --> 00:30:44.258 -You need to put -that finger away. +00:10:03.708 --> 00:10:05.542 +You look like you could do +some pull ups. -00:30:44.342 --> 00:30:45.718 -I won't put my -finger away because... +00:10:05.625 --> 00:10:07.375 +I put a 50 on you beating Boy Sweat here. -00:30:45.802 --> 00:30:47.303 -Look, I've got -two fingers now. +00:10:07.458 --> 00:10:09.917 +What's the matter with him? +He looks good for it. -00:30:47.387 --> 00:30:48.429 -Okay. +00:10:10.000 --> 00:10:12.667 +Yeah, that's what Boy Sweat thinks. +But he's also a cock. -00:30:48.513 --> 00:30:52.099 -If you do not stop using hateful -language, you cannot work here. +00:10:13.292 --> 00:10:15.583 +- Who's a cock? +- You're a cock, Dave. -00:30:52.517 --> 00:30:54.477 -All right. I promise. +00:10:15.667 --> 00:10:17.708 +I reckon our man here +could pull yours right off. -00:30:54.561 --> 00:30:55.770 -Okay. +00:10:18.250 --> 00:10:21.583 +- He looks like he could handle a cock. +- Yeah. Small hands. -00:30:57.189 --> 00:30:59.774 -I tricked you, -Wolverina. +00:10:21.667 --> 00:10:23.750 +Makes me very popular +and you look good. -00:31:01.109 --> 00:31:03.778 -Justin Bieber's -chubby double! +00:10:24.917 --> 00:10:25.875 +What's that? -00:31:06.031 --> 00:31:07.865 -Hairy Potter! +00:10:28.708 --> 00:10:29.958 +I said... -00:31:15.791 --> 00:31:17.458 -Good-bye, old friend. +00:10:31.500 --> 00:10:32.625 +I'm sure you'd win. -00:31:24.591 --> 00:31:25.966 -When will the Supreme -Leader be better? +00:10:33.333 --> 00:10:34.167 +At what? -00:31:26.051 --> 00:31:27.093 -In time. +00:10:35.125 --> 00:10:36.208 +The pull ups. -00:31:27.260 --> 00:31:31.597 -He's resting in his bedroom -and must never, ever be disturbed. +00:10:39.458 --> 00:10:40.875 +Oh, charming. -00:31:32.015 --> 00:31:33.516 -Time for bed. +00:10:41.542 --> 00:10:42.583 +One of yours? -00:31:37.687 --> 00:31:40.856 -Being Aladeen has its perks, -does it not? +00:10:42.667 --> 00:10:44.083 +I've been looking for him. -00:31:44.111 --> 00:31:45.694 -Dropped your belt. +00:10:44.167 --> 00:10:46.625 +- I'll put him back in the collection. +- Glad I could help. -00:32:01.795 --> 00:32:03.170 -What are you doing? +00:10:46.708 --> 00:10:48.458 +You're making friends already. -00:32:03.255 --> 00:32:04.463 -She tried to milk me! +00:10:48.542 --> 00:10:50.500 +It's worth getting to know Dave. -00:32:04.714 --> 00:32:05.714 +00:10:50.583 --> 00:10:53.333 +He's quite entertaining +in an unintentional kind of way. + +00:10:53.417 --> 00:10:56.792 +Yeah. He once killed a hamster +because he squeezed it too tight. + +00:10:56.875 --> 00:10:59.333 +He can't write +without sticking his tongue out. + +00:10:59.417 --> 00:11:01.750 +This is your temporary side arm. + +00:11:01.833 --> 00:11:03.333 +Just fill you get your own. + +00:11:03.417 --> 00:11:05.333 +I need you to love it, respect it, + +00:11:06.042 --> 00:11:07.375 +and bring it back in one piece. + +00:11:07.458 --> 00:11:09.875 +They want us back in one piece too? + +00:11:09.958 --> 00:11:12.750 +- Do you have a problem? +- I don't know, do I? + +00:11:13.417 --> 00:11:15.833 +What happens if we're pulling pistols +in a machine-gun fight? + +00:11:15.917 --> 00:11:19.083 +Then you retort +with a positive mental attitude. + +00:11:20.208 --> 00:11:21.917 +- Name? +- He's H. + +00:11:22.875 --> 00:11:23.708 +H. + +00:11:24.708 --> 00:11:27.875 +Like the bomb or like Jesus H. + +00:11:29.417 --> 00:11:32.083 +Well, if you can mushroom cloud +or walk on water, + +00:11:32.167 --> 00:11:34.000 +what you worried about machine guns for? + +00:11:37.875 --> 00:11:39.500 +It's the rock star's first day. + +00:11:39.583 --> 00:11:41.917 +All right. Lucky I got a soft drop then. + +00:11:42.000 --> 00:11:45.000 +Try to keep your piece strapped, +like he should have done on prom night. + +00:11:45.083 --> 00:11:46.750 +You're just unhappy I'm happy. + +00:11:46.833 --> 00:11:49.917 +Yeah, only man I know that married +the first woman he banged. + +00:11:50.000 --> 00:11:51.875 +You're a cynical old dog, Supe. + +00:11:51.958 --> 00:11:54.125 +But I still got plenty of bitches. + +00:11:54.208 --> 00:11:55.292 +Of course he does. + +00:12:04.417 --> 00:12:05.625 +Oh, that's nice. + +00:12:06.208 --> 00:12:08.750 +- Who's your pal? +- I'll explain later. + +00:12:12.083 --> 00:12:14.875 +Jesus Christ, +at least try to look busy, Shirley. + +00:12:16.667 --> 00:12:18.792 +You're gonna love who your new partner is. + +00:12:18.875 --> 00:12:20.458 +Just tell me it ain't the limey. + +00:12:20.542 --> 00:12:22.208 +Commando doof himself. + +00:12:22.292 --> 00:12:23.208 +Fuck! + +00:12:24.792 --> 00:12:28.292 +Boy Sweat, you'll be happy to hear +that H is replacing Sticky John. + +00:12:28.375 --> 00:12:30.000 +- Thank you, Stuart. +- Got it, Bullet. + +00:12:30.083 --> 00:12:32.375 +Stay out from under my feet +and we'll get along just fine. + +00:12:33.167 --> 00:12:35.958 +Do you have any idea +how dangerous this job can be? + +00:12:36.042 --> 00:12:37.208 +Somewhat do, yeah. + +00:12:37.292 --> 00:12:39.500 +No, you have no idea. + +00:12:39.583 --> 00:12:42.458 +We ain't the predators, we're the prey. + +00:12:47.750 --> 00:12:49.958 +Boy Sweat's up front. +You jump in there with him. + +00:12:50.042 --> 00:12:51.167 +Whatever you say, boss. + +00:13:00.625 --> 00:13:03.417 +Hear about the guards that +were murdered? It happened down there. + +00:13:03.500 --> 00:13:05.375 +Come on, Dave, it's his first day. + +00:13:05.458 --> 00:13:06.875 +What? He needs to hear this. + +00:13:06.958 --> 00:13:09.375 +Don't engage. +He'll forget what he said in a moment. + +00:13:10.208 --> 00:13:11.042 +I heard. + +00:13:12.667 --> 00:13:13.792 +It's a tragedy. + +00:13:15.125 --> 00:13:18.875 +What you didn't hear is that I was +meant to be driving the truck that day. + +00:13:22.083 --> 00:13:23.667 +Why wasn't you? + +00:13:23.750 --> 00:13:25.667 +- I was sick. +- Hungover. + +00:13:25.750 --> 00:13:28.750 +Sick! All holes. + +00:13:28.833 --> 00:13:30.792 +The last thing I needed +was the feds in my face + +00:13:30.875 --> 00:13:32.917 +trying to make out if I was involved. + +00:13:33.000 --> 00:13:34.917 +Lucky you had a strong alibi. + +00:13:35.000 --> 00:13:36.250 +Fuck you, Bullet. + +00:13:37.167 --> 00:13:38.583 +He was staying at his mom's. + +00:13:39.875 --> 00:13:41.500 +She knows how I like my eggs. + +00:13:46.208 --> 00:13:49.375 +This is a $2 million pick up +for Bank of the U.S. + +00:13:49.458 --> 00:13:52.417 +Dave will stay in the truck. +H, you're coming with me. + +00:13:52.500 --> 00:13:55.208 +You get to meet the lovely ladies +who work the tills. + +00:13:55.292 --> 00:13:57.167 +Just be wary of Hot Betty. + +00:13:57.250 --> 00:14:00.000 +If you're lucky, +she'll only take your fucking arm off. + +00:14:02.292 --> 00:14:05.250 +Godfrey, H. H, Godfrey. + +00:14:05.333 --> 00:14:07.125 +- H. +- Godfrey. + +00:14:07.208 --> 00:14:08.583 +X marks the spot. + +00:14:10.417 --> 00:14:12.875 +Godfrey, as always, a pleasure. + +00:14:14.542 --> 00:14:16.458 +I like the way you handle that cart. + +00:14:16.542 --> 00:14:18.208 +Where did you learn that technique? + +00:14:18.292 --> 00:14:20.333 +Spent a lot of time in supermarkets. + +00:14:21.083 --> 00:14:21.958 +Shopping. + +00:14:22.042 --> 00:14:25.000 +I can picture it now. + +00:14:25.083 --> 00:14:28.792 +A paragon of modern man on a wild sojourn, + +00:14:28.875 --> 00:14:33.375 +stalking down the aisles, +hunting for Pop-Tarts. + +00:14:33.458 --> 00:14:35.667 +Pop-Tarts are not really my poison, Bullet. + +00:14:36.500 --> 00:14:42.083 +I prefer to lose myself in the dizzy food coma +of synthetic cheese and impossible meat. + +00:14:42.792 --> 00:14:45.292 +What has the world come to? + +00:14:45.375 --> 00:14:47.500 +A direct line of evolution. + +00:14:47.583 --> 00:14:49.375 +From Paleolithic man... + +00:14:50.250 --> 00:14:52.250 +to a diabetic house husband. + +00:14:54.250 --> 00:14:56.083 +- Harsh. +- But true. + +00:15:00.583 --> 00:15:01.750 +How'd your boy do? + +00:15:02.542 --> 00:15:06.167 +Did he survive the hostile territory +of Hot Betty and the menopausal MILFs? + +00:15:06.833 --> 00:15:09.167 +Did you make poo-poo +or is your diaper still clean? + +00:15:09.250 --> 00:15:10.542 +He did just fine. + +00:15:10.625 --> 00:15:13.042 +Hot Betty almost slid off her seat. + +00:15:13.125 --> 00:15:15.167 +So there's juice in the old raisin yet. + +00:15:30.375 --> 00:15:32.292 +Wakey, wakey, Sticky. + +00:15:35.542 --> 00:15:37.667 +2411. Clear to proceed. + +00:15:43.750 --> 00:15:46.000 +Pull in slowly this time, Boy Sweat. + +00:15:52.500 --> 00:15:54.292 +Base, this is Gamma. Reporting back. + +00:15:54.375 --> 00:15:55.792 +Copy that, Gamma. + +00:15:56.542 --> 00:15:58.000 +Who's that boyfriend of yours? + +00:15:58.708 --> 00:16:01.417 +They always gotta see the driver +and messenger, + +00:16:01.500 --> 00:16:03.125 +otherwise, you ain't getting in. + +00:16:08.333 --> 00:16:09.708 +Okay, Gamma. You're clear. + +00:16:10.625 --> 00:16:12.583 +At least your boy didn't fuck that up. + +00:16:13.458 --> 00:16:14.875 +I still prefer Sticky John. + +00:16:14.958 --> 00:16:17.458 +Everyone prefers Sticky John. + +00:16:17.542 --> 00:16:19.125 +You're gonna love him, Dave. + +00:16:19.208 --> 00:16:22.208 +He's got that exotic European thing +working for him. + +00:16:22.292 --> 00:16:24.042 +It'll take you a while to dial in. + +00:16:24.125 --> 00:16:25.917 +Hasn't taken me very long. + +00:16:26.000 --> 00:16:29.917 +I don't care what you guys think. +That man's a dark horse. + +00:16:30.000 --> 00:16:31.458 +What do you mean by that? + +00:16:31.542 --> 00:16:34.417 +That cat's overqualified for this game. +He's got history. + +00:16:35.417 --> 00:16:39.500 +We're all overqualified for this game. +And we all got history. + +00:16:42.083 --> 00:16:45.042 +Beer and pool? Your first day is over. + +00:16:46.208 --> 00:16:47.292 +It's a tradition. + +00:16:47.375 --> 00:16:49.667 +Sure. Give me two minutes. + +00:17:23.208 --> 00:17:27.083 +- Point of the game is to get the ball in the hole. +- Point of a woman is to shut the fuck up, Dana. + +00:17:27.167 --> 00:17:30.375 +Well, that Ivy League education +is really working for you, Boy Sweat. + +00:17:30.458 --> 00:17:32.292 +Pretty soon, you'll all be working for me. + +00:17:32.375 --> 00:17:34.250 +Power is in this big head here. + +00:17:34.333 --> 00:17:37.250 +It's definitely not in your little head, +or you still blaming the beer? + +00:17:38.792 --> 00:17:41.292 +Yo, you gonna take your shot or what? + +00:17:41.375 --> 00:17:44.375 +At least I'll still be here next week +to take a shot. + +00:17:44.458 --> 00:17:45.917 +What's that supposed to mean? + +00:17:46.000 --> 00:17:47.792 +He's already got your road job. + +00:17:47.875 --> 00:17:49.833 +Word around the pool table is + +00:17:49.917 --> 00:17:51.250 +boss has eyes for the new boy. + +00:17:51.333 --> 00:17:54.333 +What, flat-footed limey? I'd shit him. + +00:17:54.417 --> 00:17:55.917 +Maybe you should say that to his face. + +00:17:56.000 --> 00:17:57.417 +Maybe I will. + +00:17:57.500 --> 00:18:00.667 +I spy with my little eye that I smell fear. + +00:18:00.750 --> 00:18:02.417 +That doesn't make any sense. + +00:18:03.125 --> 00:18:03.958 +Hey, John. + +00:18:04.792 --> 00:18:06.375 +You're an idiot. + +00:18:07.958 --> 00:18:09.250 +Fucking assholes. + +00:18:09.958 --> 00:18:12.250 +Here comes the walk of shame. + +00:18:12.333 --> 00:18:14.875 +Yo, action man, can I buy you a beer? + +00:18:16.167 --> 00:18:17.083 No. -00:32:05.966 --> 00:32:08.134 -They are trying -to pleasure you. +00:18:20.667 --> 00:18:21.750 +Sorry... -00:32:08.301 --> 00:32:11.053 -Allow the girls to use -their many talents. +00:18:22.917 --> 00:18:23.750 +You mind? -00:32:20.689 --> 00:32:21.730 -No! +00:18:31.375 --> 00:18:34.125 +So where did you work before then? -00:32:21.815 --> 00:32:24.316 -Supreme Leader! -The girls! +00:18:34.208 --> 00:18:38.417 +Orange Delta Security, Europe. -00:32:24.651 --> 00:32:27.319 -Girls, show him -your bosoms. +00:18:39.250 --> 00:18:41.583 +Jolly exciting, was it, mate? -00:32:53.221 --> 00:32:56.849 -Let me in! I have -85 rooms at this hotel! +00:18:45.250 --> 00:18:47.375 +Yeah, spectacular. -00:32:56.933 --> 00:32:59.018 -It's me, Admiral -General Aladeen! +00:18:50.125 --> 00:18:52.375 +You ain't much for talking, +are you, Mary Poppins? -00:32:59.102 --> 00:33:00.394 -I lost my beard! +00:18:52.458 --> 00:18:55.750 +No, I can talk. +I just don't want to talk to you. -00:33:00.979 --> 00:33:02.104 -You don't got a pass, -you don't get in. +00:18:56.458 --> 00:18:57.917 +Let me buy you a beer. -00:33:02.189 --> 00:33:05.524 -But I'm staying here! I paid twenty -dollars for the fucking Internet! +00:18:58.542 --> 00:19:00.500 +Just make sure you drink it over there. -00:33:06.318 --> 00:33:09.195 -How much do you charge -for assassinations? +00:19:12.667 --> 00:19:13.583 +Anything else? -00:33:29.633 --> 00:33:31.634 -Why is this -happening to me? +00:19:22.250 --> 00:19:24.125 +I gotta give it to you, H. -00:33:32.552 --> 00:33:35.888 -All I ever did was -steal my country's wealth +00:19:24.208 --> 00:19:26.500 +You're a real social magician. -00:33:36.348 --> 00:33:39.391 -and execute anybody -who did not agree with me, +00:19:27.417 --> 00:19:29.042 +First, you take his job... -00:33:40.018 --> 00:33:41.143 -and many who did. +00:19:30.417 --> 00:19:33.000 +and then you make him cry in his beer. -00:33:41.811 --> 00:33:42.895 -Why me? +00:19:55.125 --> 00:19:56.917 +What is taking him so long? -00:33:43.313 --> 00:33:47.024 -Why is it always -the good guys? Why? +00:19:57.000 --> 00:19:59.583 +It's a 10-grand drop. He should have +been back five minutes ago. -00:33:54.032 --> 00:33:55.241 -Nadal? +00:20:03.500 --> 00:20:05.542 +Hey, Bullet, what's taking you so long? -00:34:41.621 --> 00:34:43.622 -Welcome to -the Death to Aladeen Restaurant. +00:20:10.250 --> 00:20:13.750 +Bullet, unless you found +some beautiful, blue-eyed Latino boy, -00:34:44.332 --> 00:34:47.084 -Wait. You look -very familiar. +00:20:13.833 --> 00:20:15.083 +you should be back by now. -00:34:47.460 --> 00:34:48.752 -Do I know you? +00:20:20.833 --> 00:20:23.875 +Fucking fuck! -00:34:51.172 --> 00:34:53.632 -Sorry. +00:20:23.958 --> 00:20:27.417 +Don't fucking look at me... -00:34:54.009 --> 00:34:55.217 -So sorry, Supreme Leader. +00:20:31.250 --> 00:20:32.208 +Dave. -00:34:55.427 --> 00:34:57.219 -Don't worry. -I'm 50% to blame. +00:20:35.667 --> 00:20:37.458 +They're gonna fucking kill me. -00:34:59.889 --> 00:35:02.099 -No! No! Supreme Leader! +00:20:41.167 --> 00:20:43.333 +Now listen to me, ladies, -00:35:02.976 --> 00:35:04.935 -Definitely not. -I must be going. +00:20:43.417 --> 00:20:47.958 +if you want to see your girlfriend again, +you'll do exactly as I say. -00:35:05.020 --> 00:35:06.145 -No, no. Stay, please. +00:20:51.833 --> 00:20:54.833 +Um, I have to call this-- No... -00:35:06.438 --> 00:35:08.564 -If you hate Aladeen -and you like good food, +00:20:55.458 --> 00:20:57.750 +There's a protocol for this. +We have to drive away. -00:35:08.648 --> 00:35:11.650 -this is the place for you. -This way. Here we go. +00:20:57.833 --> 00:20:58.917 +Sorry? -00:35:26.416 --> 00:35:27.666 -Enjoy it. +00:20:59.000 --> 00:21:01.792 +They don't want his 10 grand. +They don't want his 10 grand. -00:35:31.338 --> 00:35:32.629 -No! No! +00:21:01.875 --> 00:21:04.833 +The money is in the truck. We have +2.5 million dollars. If we take it away, -00:35:48.188 --> 00:35:49.355 -For you. +00:21:04.917 --> 00:21:06.167 +they're not gonna hurt him. -00:35:50.440 --> 00:35:51.815 -What is your name? +00:21:06.250 --> 00:21:07.167 +Dave. -00:35:52.233 --> 00:35:53.442 -Allison Burgers. +00:21:08.583 --> 00:21:11.917 +You need to pull yourself together. +You need to reconsider this. -00:35:54.235 --> 00:35:56.987 -That's a made-up name. -What's your real name? +00:21:12.000 --> 00:21:14.792 +Reconsider? That's why they have +the fucking policy! -00:36:00.700 --> 00:36:01.742 -Ladis. +00:21:14.875 --> 00:21:17.542 +You don't want to do this? +Get out of the truck now. -00:36:02.035 --> 00:36:03.077 -Ladis what? +00:21:17.625 --> 00:21:19.792 +But we're not leaving him behind. -00:36:03.495 --> 00:36:05.371 -Ladis Washerum. +00:21:19.875 --> 00:21:22.333 +He's one of us. It's only money. -00:36:09.167 --> 00:36:11.585 -So your name -is like the sign. "Ladies Washroom"? +00:21:23.500 --> 00:21:27.042 +In short, I'm getting him back. -00:36:11.669 --> 00:36:13.379 -That is a made-up name. +00:21:28.292 --> 00:21:33.417 +Stop fucking around. +You have one minute before she dies. -00:36:13.755 --> 00:36:15.297 -What is your real name? +00:21:34.333 --> 00:21:37.542 +Now turn the key and drive -00:36:15.507 --> 00:36:18.509 -I am interested. -We are interested. +00:21:37.625 --> 00:21:40.875 +and I will tell you when to stop. -00:36:22.555 --> 00:36:23.764 -Emploice. +00:21:40.958 --> 00:21:42.625 +Are you gonna drive or you getting out? -00:36:24.182 --> 00:36:25.432 -Emploice what? +00:21:43.458 --> 00:21:44.417 +Oh, shit. -00:36:25.725 --> 00:36:28.185 -Emploice... Muswashans. +00:21:45.500 --> 00:21:47.167 +This is such a bad idea. -00:36:30.772 --> 00:36:32.272 -That is a made-up name. +00:22:01.042 --> 00:22:03.375 +Take the next left. -00:36:34.567 --> 00:36:35.692 -Okay. +00:22:20.333 --> 00:22:22.833 +Now stop the truck. -00:36:35.777 --> 00:36:37.903 -What is your real name? +00:22:32.500 --> 00:22:34.333 +All right. All right. -00:36:38.571 --> 00:36:39.863 -Max. +00:22:36.583 --> 00:22:40.000 +We got your fucking friend, +he don't mean shit to us. -00:36:40.240 --> 00:36:41.240 -Max what? +00:22:40.083 --> 00:22:41.500 +They're serious. -00:36:41.449 --> 00:36:45.202 -Imumoccupancyu -One-hundred-and-twenty. +00:22:42.542 --> 00:22:44.083 +Shut the fuck up. -00:36:48.248 --> 00:36:50.499 -There's a number in the name? +00:22:44.167 --> 00:22:47.042 +Open the fucking doors -00:36:50.583 --> 00:36:53.210 -Who are you? -An Aladeen sympathizer? +00:22:47.125 --> 00:22:50.125 +and pick up the money +and throw it in the flatbed. -00:36:53.420 --> 00:36:56.171 -No, no, no! -Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. No, no, no! +00:22:50.208 --> 00:22:52.917 +You open up, they're just gonna kill us +and take the money, anyway. -00:36:56.256 --> 00:36:57.256 -No! +00:22:54.333 --> 00:22:57.542 +Dave, you just worry about putting your asshole +back in your asshole. -00:36:57.340 --> 00:36:59.758 -It's Aladeen! -It's Aladeen without the beard! +00:22:57.625 --> 00:22:58.833 +And leave this to me. -00:37:00.135 --> 00:37:01.885 -No! It's not Aladeen! +00:23:00.375 --> 00:23:01.083 +Fuck! -00:37:02.762 --> 00:37:03.804 -Hasan, lock the door! +00:23:19.542 --> 00:23:21.292 +- Fuck. +- This guy's fucking around. -00:37:06.891 --> 00:37:09.351 -Wait, wait, wait, no! -There you are, cousin! +00:23:21.375 --> 00:23:23.167 +- He's throwing bags on the floor. +- Goddamn it. -00:37:09.811 --> 00:37:12.146 -This is my cousin. -I see you've all met him. +00:23:23.250 --> 00:23:24.708 +Listen up, fuckboy. -00:37:12.355 --> 00:37:15.149 -He's very simple -and backwards. I'm sorry. +00:23:24.792 --> 00:23:27.583 +I said throw the money +in the fucking flatbed. -00:37:15.233 --> 00:37:16.358 -- Sorry. -- It's okay, sit. +00:23:27.667 --> 00:23:31.708 +Try to get clever again and old boy's +getting a face full of shit. -00:37:16.443 --> 00:37:17.776 -- Okay. -- Sit and eat. +00:23:31.792 --> 00:23:33.125 +Don't be fucking slick. -00:37:18.319 --> 00:37:19.611 -Have a seat, cousin. +00:23:33.208 --> 00:23:35.833 +Just do what he says. +These guys are fucking serious. -00:37:20.238 --> 00:37:22.614 -Very sorry. -My apologies. Enjoy. +00:23:41.000 --> 00:23:43.542 +Get it in the truck next time, +you fuck nut. -00:37:22.824 --> 00:37:25.909 -What are you doing here? -And what has happened to your beard? +00:23:43.625 --> 00:23:44.500 +Sorry, pal. -00:37:26.369 --> 00:37:29.538 -I've been replaced by this body -double who's a total imbecile. +00:23:47.125 --> 00:23:48.250 +Fuck! -00:37:29.664 --> 00:37:31.290 -How are you alive? +00:23:51.667 --> 00:23:52.542 +Fuck. -00:37:31.458 --> 00:37:34.126 -How am I... Wait. -You don't know? +00:23:52.625 --> 00:23:56.250 +Put the gun down-- Take the money! -00:37:34.210 --> 00:37:35.335 -No. +00:23:59.000 --> 00:24:00.708 +Please, stop! -00:37:35.420 --> 00:37:38.797 -Every single person -you had executed is still alive. +00:24:00.792 --> 00:24:04.125 +Give them the fucking money! +Are you fucking insane? -00:37:39.215 --> 00:37:41.216 -We all live here -in Little Wadiya. +00:24:07.000 --> 00:24:08.542 +Fuck! -00:37:41.301 --> 00:37:43.760 -The executioner, he is -a member of the Resistance! +00:24:23.000 --> 00:24:24.750 +Bullet! Bullet! -00:37:44.137 --> 00:37:45.345 -You mean I never -executed anybody? +00:24:24.833 --> 00:24:26.542 +Who is this fucking lunatic? -00:37:45.430 --> 00:37:46.472 -No. +00:24:48.375 --> 00:24:50.292 +Fuck! -00:37:46.556 --> 00:37:48.557 -Like, honestly, zero people. +00:24:54.917 --> 00:24:56.000 +Who do you work for? -00:37:50.393 --> 00:37:54.396 -Nadal, you must help me -get back into power. +00:24:56.625 --> 00:24:58.792 +Suck my fucking dick. -00:37:54.480 --> 00:37:56.315 -What? No. -Why would I do that? +00:24:59.583 --> 00:25:00.458 +What did you say? -00:37:56.399 --> 00:37:58.775 -I have a perfectly -good job here. I'm a Mac Genius! +00:25:01.625 --> 00:25:04.292 +I said suck my fucking dick. -00:37:59.611 --> 00:38:01.612 -What do you do? +00:25:04.375 --> 00:25:05.625 +Suck your own dick. -00:38:03.656 --> 00:38:06.950 -Mostly, I clean -semen out of laptops. +00:25:16.875 --> 00:25:17.875 +You all right, Dave? -00:38:08.203 --> 00:38:10.204 -Congratulations. -Living the American dream. +00:25:20.208 --> 00:25:21.625 +Did you make poo-poo? -00:38:10.747 --> 00:38:13.415 -Okay, fine. I will help you. -On one condition. - -00:38:13.499 --> 00:38:14.750 -Name it. - -00:38:14.834 --> 00:38:16.460 -You reinstate me -as Head of Nuclear Research, - -00:38:17.337 --> 00:38:18.837 -so I can finish -building my bomb. - -00:38:19.214 --> 00:38:20.214 -Deal. - -00:38:20.423 --> 00:38:22.674 -One last thing. - -00:38:22.967 --> 00:38:25.427 -You will let me build -a round nuclear weapon. - -00:38:25.845 --> 00:38:28.013 -Never. It must be pointy. - -00:38:28.556 --> 00:38:30.682 -- Wait a minute. This is... -- Whoa. - -00:38:31.893 --> 00:38:34.478 -Okay, compromise. Conical. - -00:38:34.562 --> 00:38:36.313 -- Round. Round. -- Teat-shaped. - -00:38:37.398 --> 00:38:38.649 -Okay. - -00:38:38.816 --> 00:38:40.275 -- Okay. Deal. -- Deal. - -00:38:43.613 --> 00:38:45.447 -Ladies and gentlemen -of the press, - -00:38:45.531 --> 00:38:48.742 -our Supreme Leader -is indisposed to answer your questions - -00:38:49.035 --> 00:38:52.746 -as he is currently -drafting Wadiya's new constitution, - -00:38:53.039 --> 00:38:55.082 -which is scheduled -to be signed - -00:38:55.166 --> 00:38:58.252 -at the Lancaster Penthouse -Ballroom in three days. - -00:38:58.336 --> 00:39:00.003 +00:25:39.417 --> 00:25:40.708 Thank you. -No further questions. -00:39:13.935 --> 00:39:16.478 -There is no way we're going to -get anywhere near this hotel +00:25:46.958 --> 00:25:48.833 +Last but not least, Mr. Hill. -00:39:16.562 --> 00:39:18.939 -without a security pass. -This is ridiculous. +00:25:48.917 --> 00:25:51.042 +Well, you're all +sticking to the same story. -00:39:19.691 --> 00:39:21.358 -- Wait. -- What are you doing? +00:25:51.125 --> 00:25:52.250 +That's what happened. -00:39:21.609 --> 00:39:23.610 -Hiding from that -lesbian hobbit. +00:25:53.667 --> 00:25:56.750 +What I don't understand +is how you managed to take down six men -00:39:24.112 --> 00:39:25.195 -That woman, -you know her? +00:25:56.833 --> 00:25:58.333 +without even so much as a scratch. -00:39:25.571 --> 00:39:27.406 -I cannot begin to tell you -what an honor it is +00:25:58.417 --> 00:26:00.042 +You gotta admit it's impressive. -00:39:27.490 --> 00:39:29.366 -to be able to provide -all of the catering... +00:26:00.125 --> 00:26:01.667 +He saved his partner's life. -00:39:29.450 --> 00:39:30.742 -Well, of course. +00:26:02.667 --> 00:26:04.542 +What about your firearms experience? -00:39:30.827 --> 00:39:32.119 -...and the mafroom -for this signing. +00:26:04.625 --> 00:26:07.833 +Your shooting +was unambiguously precise yet... -00:39:32.203 --> 00:39:33.870 -You just paid -this month's rent! +00:26:08.875 --> 00:26:11.458 +your training scores were decidedly average. -00:39:34.080 --> 00:39:35.998 -She offered me a job. +00:26:11.542 --> 00:26:13.583 +Barely even passed. -00:39:36.082 --> 00:39:38.834 -Can you imagine that? -Me? Working? +00:26:15.083 --> 00:26:16.458 +Kill or be killed. -00:39:39.002 --> 00:39:42.379 -Listen, hold onto that badge. It's the only -thing that'll get you past security. +00:26:18.917 --> 00:26:20.708 +Seemed to focus the mind. -00:39:42.463 --> 00:39:43.422 -Okay, thanks. +00:26:24.500 --> 00:26:26.833 +All right. Well, there's something else. -00:39:43.506 --> 00:39:44.965 -Wait a minute. +00:26:28.333 --> 00:26:30.875 +I'd like you to take a look at this video. -00:39:45.300 --> 00:39:49.177 -Wait, her company is catering the -event. She has a security pass! +00:26:30.958 --> 00:26:34.500 +This is security footage from the raid +on the Fortico cash truck before, -00:39:49.387 --> 00:39:51.555 -That is the answer. -This is the plan. +00:26:34.583 --> 00:26:36.417 +when the guards were killed. -00:39:51.639 --> 00:39:54.141 -Okay? You will take that -job and you will work for her. +00:26:36.500 --> 00:26:39.250 +- I can't watch this again. +- Step outside, by all means. -00:39:54.475 --> 00:39:57.311 -I will get you -an identical beard and costume. +00:26:41.333 --> 00:26:44.583 +We just want you to let us know +if you think there's any connection -00:39:57.520 --> 00:39:58.812 -And then on -the day of the event, +00:26:44.667 --> 00:26:47.667 +between this robbery +and the men you encountered before. -00:39:58.896 --> 00:40:01.982 -you enter the Lancaster -as a member of her staff. +00:26:58.708 --> 00:27:00.833 +You all right to keep watching? -00:40:02.066 --> 00:40:04.067 -You will find the double, -switch with him, - -00:40:04.152 --> 00:40:06.611 -then rip up the constitution -in front of the whole world. - -00:40:07.071 --> 00:40:10.282 -Me? Work for that -hairy titted yeti? - -00:40:27.342 --> 00:40:28.383 -Kimberly? - -00:40:29.218 --> 00:40:30.218 -Zoey. - -00:40:30.428 --> 00:40:31.511 -Who cares? - -00:40:31.971 --> 00:40:34.514 -I've come here -to apologize - -00:40:34.891 --> 00:40:38.185 -about some of the comments -I may have made about - -00:40:38.353 --> 00:40:40.312 -Captain Hook and Blackie. - -00:40:42.273 --> 00:40:43.273 -Great! - -00:40:43.649 --> 00:40:45.901 -And I accept your job offer -as general manager. - -00:40:45.985 --> 00:40:48.028 -Well, you can't be the manager, -because I am the manager. - -00:40:48.363 --> 00:40:49.488 -Well, I can -if I killed you. - -00:40:52.241 --> 00:40:54.242 -I think I'm starting -to get you. - -00:40:54.327 --> 00:40:56.453 -All right, then... -I will get you. - -00:40:57.372 --> 00:40:59.039 -Great! -Let's get you to work! - -00:40:59.540 --> 00:41:01.124 -Yeah? -Hold on one second. - -00:41:01.376 --> 00:41:04.002 -Hey, my man! -Excuse me. Hairnet! - -00:41:04.128 --> 00:41:05.128 +00:27:01.917 --> 00:27:02.750 Yeah. -00:41:05.671 --> 00:41:08.131 -I need a little of the -quinoa salad, please, +00:27:03.750 --> 00:27:04.833 +I'm all right. -00:41:08.341 --> 00:41:11.134 -and throw a couple of -extra cranny-b's on top, if you could, +00:27:10.042 --> 00:27:11.125 +Mr. Hill? -00:41:11.344 --> 00:41:14.137 -and I kind of need you -to hurry up, chief. Chop-chop. +00:27:11.667 --> 00:27:13.042 +Anything ringing a bell? -00:41:17.266 --> 00:41:18.266 -Next! +00:27:17.458 --> 00:27:18.542 +Mr. Hill? -00:41:20.228 --> 00:41:22.145 -Whoa, whoa! -Occupied! - -00:41:22.230 --> 00:41:24.523 -Out. I have to clean. -Come on, out you go, out you go. - -00:41:24.607 --> 00:41:25.899 -- What? You're hurting me! -- Out. Come on. - -00:41:26.275 --> 00:41:29.403 -Hey, Allison, -can you take out the garbage? Thanks. - -00:41:36.494 --> 00:41:39.955 -Look! One of the -customers left a tip of - -00:41:40.248 --> 00:41:44.626 -some Nair and some female razors. -Does anybody want to use it? - -00:41:49.966 --> 00:41:51.091 -Stop that. - -00:41:52.093 --> 00:41:53.385 -Suck it, loser. - -00:42:00.309 --> 00:42:01.726 -Clean-up on aisle four! - -00:42:14.449 --> 00:42:16.032 -Hey, buddy, I saw that. - -00:42:16.117 --> 00:42:18.452 -That is very disrespectful -to your leader. - -00:42:18.661 --> 00:42:19.744 -Whatever, dude. -Who are you, - -00:42:19.829 --> 00:42:22.289 -Osama bin Laden's -best friend? - -00:42:22.457 --> 00:42:25.000 -No, he is not -my best friend! - -00:42:25.209 --> 00:42:26.877 -Though he has been staying -in my guest house - -00:42:26.961 --> 00:42:29.045 -ever since they shot -his double last year. - -00:42:30.214 --> 00:42:31.965 -Now the guy won't leave. - -00:42:32.049 --> 00:42:34.259 -I know why this guy's -the most hated man in the world. - -00:42:34.343 --> 00:42:36.344 -You just have to go -to the bathroom after him. - -00:42:36.471 --> 00:42:38.388 -You go to the bathroom -after Osama, - -00:42:38.473 --> 00:42:41.224 -you will realize -the true meaning of terrorism. - -00:43:00.536 --> 00:43:01.703 -Here is the plan. - -00:43:01.787 --> 00:43:03.538 -We're going to take -this helicopter tour - -00:43:03.623 --> 00:43:06.082 -and fly over -the Lancaster to spot its weaknesses. - -00:43:06.417 --> 00:43:10.003 -Remember, we're just two -ordinary American tourists - -00:43:10.338 --> 00:43:12.339 -looking at the sights. - -00:43:12.548 --> 00:43:15.842 -Don't worry, nobody gonna suspect -anything. It's a great plan, pointy. - -00:43:16.302 --> 00:43:17.802 -Don't do anything -to arouse any suspicions. - -00:43:17.887 --> 00:43:20.722 -Don't worry. -I am Wadiya's number one actor. - -00:43:20.806 --> 00:43:23.475 -You don't win four -Wadiyan Golden Globes for nothing. - -00:43:23.559 --> 00:43:25.894 -Yes, you do, -because you gave them to yourself! - -00:43:26.354 --> 00:43:29.064 -My performance in -Aladeen Jones and the Temple ofDoom - -00:43:29.148 --> 00:43:30.190 -was outstanding. - -00:43:30.274 --> 00:43:31.650 -I give it thumbs down. - -00:43:31.734 --> 00:43:33.443 -Have you seen -You've Got Mail Bomb? - -00:43:33.945 --> 00:43:36.404 -Yes, I've seen them all! -They're all terrible movies! - -00:43:36.489 --> 00:43:37.864 -Listen to me. Okay? - -00:43:38.241 --> 00:43:40.033 -You are a terrible actor. - -00:43:40.117 --> 00:43:44.246 -I urge you, right now, -keep your performance small and real. - -00:43:44.330 --> 00:43:46.248 -All right, can you -get me a cloak? - -00:43:46.332 --> 00:43:47.332 -Why? - -00:43:47.416 --> 00:43:49.167 -Because I think -my guy would be wearing a cloak. - -00:43:49.252 --> 00:43:53.463 -No, your guy wears an American flag -sweatsuit and a sheriff's badge. - -00:43:53.548 --> 00:43:54.548 -I need the sheriff's badge. - -00:43:54.632 --> 00:43:56.049 -For what? - -00:43:56.133 --> 00:43:57.425 -You're sheriff -of American douche-town! - -00:43:58.177 --> 00:43:59.177 -That's rude. - -00:43:59.262 --> 00:44:00.262 -Listen. - -00:44:00.346 --> 00:44:04.224 -We're going to walk over -there, act very inconspicuous. - -00:44:04.684 --> 00:44:05.725 -- Okay. No problem. -- This has to work. - -00:44:05.851 --> 00:44:07.519 -Don't worry. -Just relax. - -00:44:10.189 --> 00:44:11.273 -Are you okay? - -00:44:11.691 --> 00:44:12.691 -My guy has a limp. - -00:44:13.192 --> 00:44:16.278 -I fell off me horse -at the old Bull & Bush Pub - -00:44:16.362 --> 00:44:17.529 -because -I am a cockney. - -00:44:17.697 --> 00:44:18.863 -Listen! Listen, okay? - -00:44:19.031 --> 00:44:21.741 -You need to focus up right now -and be prepared - -00:44:21.909 --> 00:44:24.119 -to deliver a small, -subtle performance. - -00:44:24.203 --> 00:44:25.620 -- Okay, great, okay. -- Okay, good. - -00:44:25.705 --> 00:44:27.247 -Okay. So, when -we go to fly... - -00:44:27.331 --> 00:44:28.999 -Don't do that -with your eyes! - -00:44:29.083 --> 00:44:30.750 -You can't be -a Chinese person on this thing, okay? - -00:44:30.835 --> 00:44:32.127 -I'm not chink, -I'm Chinese-American! - -00:44:32.211 --> 00:44:33.295 -No, but you cannot -hold your eyes! - -00:44:33.379 --> 00:44:34.588 -Nobody is going to think -you're Chinese-American - -00:44:34.672 --> 00:44:35.630 -because you hold -your eyes like that! - -00:44:35.715 --> 00:44:37.173 -It's racist, -what you are doing! - -00:44:37.258 --> 00:44:39.801 -Do you know it's a fact -that they cannot pronounce their R's? - -00:44:39.885 --> 00:44:41.052 -They pronounce them -as L's. - -00:44:41.137 --> 00:44:43.013 -So instead you know -what "rabbit" is in Chinese? - -00:44:43.097 --> 00:44:44.222 -I don't know -how to speak Chinese. - -00:44:44.307 --> 00:44:46.516 -- It's "labbit." -- It's not "labbit"! - -00:44:46.601 --> 00:44:49.227 -Yes! Who Shot Loger Labbit -was a huge hit in China! - -00:44:49.312 --> 00:44:50.312 -Nobody... -It's stup... - -00:44:50.396 --> 00:44:51.438 -All right, I don't care. -This is stupid, okay? - -00:44:51.814 --> 00:44:54.482 -Okay, I'll do Filipino. -I like to work, I like to talk. - -00:44:54.567 --> 00:44:55.817 -- Don't. -- I like the shit, I do the kids. - -00:44:55.901 --> 00:44:56.901 -Stop that. - -00:44:57.737 --> 00:45:00.488 -Your Filipino -is the same as your Chinese! - -00:45:01.032 --> 00:45:02.365 -Now who's being a lacist? - -00:45:03.075 --> 00:45:04.909 -- You're being lacist now. -- I'm not being racist! - -00:45:04.994 --> 00:45:06.661 -Right now we have to -get on this helicopter - -00:45:06.829 --> 00:45:08.913 -and we have to act -like true Americans. - -00:45:09.081 --> 00:45:10.790 -I guess you don't want me -to play black then. - -00:45:11.292 --> 00:45:13.251 -Of course I don't want you -to play black. - -00:45:13.377 --> 00:45:15.086 -Okay. Just throwing it -out there. - -00:45:15.212 --> 00:45:16.755 -Okay. Don't. - -00:45:18.007 --> 00:45:19.090 -Okay, don't do that. - -00:45:19.216 --> 00:45:21.092 -- I see what you're doing. -- That's how they walk. - -00:45:21.177 --> 00:45:22.135 -I see what you're doing, -it's not cool. - -00:45:22.261 --> 00:45:23.261 -It's how they walk. - -00:45:36.942 --> 00:45:39.069 -I love being -an Americans! - -00:45:39.570 --> 00:45:41.654 -America is number one! - -00:45:42.448 --> 00:45:44.449 -Oh, I am from U.S.A.! - -00:45:44.533 --> 00:45:46.910 -My father also -from U.S.A. - -00:45:47.536 --> 00:45:51.373 -My great-grandfather fought -in the American Civil Jihad. - -00:45:52.458 --> 00:45:54.709 -I am very proud -to be an American. - -00:45:54.794 --> 00:45:57.420 -I am America's -number one douche. - -00:46:00.841 --> 00:46:02.759 -I've fooled them. Job done. - -00:46:03.552 --> 00:46:06.388 -So, how are things back at the Palace? - -00:46:06.889 --> 00:46:10.600 -Fine, but guess -who's still living in my guest house? - -00:46:11.644 --> 00:46:12.644 -Ooh, Bin Laden? - -00:46:14.063 --> 00:46:15.355 -Yes, Osama. - -00:46:15.439 --> 00:46:18.066 -Bin Laden flooding the bathroom -every time he showers... - -00:46:18.150 --> 00:46:22.028 -And how hard is it to put a bath mat -down, Bin Laden? - -00:46:24.031 --> 00:46:27.033 -Hey, do you remember -my favorite sports car? - -00:46:27.118 --> 00:46:28.660 -You mean your Porsche? - -00:46:28.744 --> 00:46:30.245 -Yes... the 911. - -00:46:30.329 --> 00:46:32.747 -911, it's the best! - -00:46:33.374 --> 00:46:37.335 -So I was driving my 911 near the -palace one day... - -00:46:37.420 --> 00:46:39.629 -and I totally crashed! - -00:46:43.759 --> 00:46:46.010 -It's ok, I've already ordered a new one. - -00:46:46.095 --> 00:46:49.013 -A brand new 9112012. - -00:46:51.475 --> 00:46:54.352 -You know, while you are here, you -should try to see some of the sights... - -00:46:54.437 --> 00:46:57.564 -such as the Empire State Building... - -00:46:57.648 --> 00:47:00.525 -and Yankee Stadium. - -00:47:00.609 --> 00:47:05.196 -And I'd love to see the fireworks -over the Statue of Liberty. - -00:47:10.161 --> 00:47:12.370 -Hey, have your old back problems been -bothering you? - -00:47:12.455 --> 00:47:16.166 -Oh, it's been terrible! It got so bad that -I made myself a back brace. - -00:47:16.250 --> 00:47:20.795 -- Really? -- Yes, look, I'm still wearing it. - -00:47:22.465 --> 00:47:24.841 -Hey, my English is getting good... - -00:47:24.925 --> 00:47:28.553 -...I bet I can count down from five -faster than you can! - -00:47:28.888 --> 00:47:30.805 -Five, four, -three, two, one! - -00:47:36.687 --> 00:47:38.521 -Allison! Are you okay? - -00:47:38.606 --> 00:47:40.064 -I... Yes. - -00:47:40.149 --> 00:47:42.775 -You know what? -You people, you make me sick! - -00:47:42.860 --> 00:47:45.320 -You see a Middle Easterner -on an aircraft - -00:47:45.404 --> 00:47:48.448 -and you just assume -that he's hatching some violent plot? - -00:47:48.532 --> 00:47:53.077 -Allison Burgers is a persecuted -dissident, not a murderous madman! - -00:47:53.162 --> 00:47:55.997 -He was reported saying, "Let's take out -the guards at the Lancaster." - -00:47:56.081 --> 00:47:58.541 -Guess what? -We deliver to the Lancaster! - -00:47:58.626 --> 00:47:59.626 -Good one! - -00:47:59.710 --> 00:48:02.795 -Maybe he wanted to -take the guards out for a falafel! - -00:48:02.880 --> 00:48:04.130 -That's a bit -of a stereotype, - -00:48:04.215 --> 00:48:07.342 -but I get the idea. -Great idea! Yeah. You... - -00:48:07.426 --> 00:48:10.428 -You know what? -Is it a crime to care about your job? - -00:48:10.513 --> 00:48:11.679 -Yeah! Well, -it is in Wadiya. - -00:48:12.306 --> 00:48:15.266 -Where did you get your diversity -and sensitivity training, huh? - -00:48:15.351 --> 00:48:16.559 -The Stasi? - -00:48:16.644 --> 00:48:20.647 -Let's see how you feel about racial -profiling when white people... - -00:48:33.244 --> 00:48:34.786 -And I know -what I'm talking about - -00:48:34.870 --> 00:48:37.413 -because I majored -in Fem Lit! - -00:48:38.249 --> 00:48:39.457 -Come on. - -00:48:40.960 --> 00:48:42.794 -Hey! What are you doing? -Where are you going? - -00:48:42.878 --> 00:48:43.878 -Don't worry! - -00:48:43.963 --> 00:48:46.047 -Just suck the fatoot -of the biggest guy, you'll be fine. - -00:48:46.131 --> 00:48:47.131 -You're really -fucking me here, man! - -00:48:49.760 --> 00:48:51.469 -The police here -are such fascists! - -00:48:51.554 --> 00:48:52.679 -Yeah, right, -and not in a good way. - -00:48:52.763 --> 00:48:54.389 -It just makes me so mad! - -00:48:54.473 --> 00:48:57.225 -You know, Zoey, -you were great back there. - -00:48:57.309 --> 00:48:58.935 -Thanks. I just... - -00:48:59.562 --> 00:49:01.104 -I don't know, -I just feel so sorry - -00:49:01.188 --> 00:49:02.564 -that wherever -you go in the world, - -00:49:02.648 --> 00:49:04.315 -you're the victim -of police abuse. - -00:49:04.400 --> 00:49:05.483 -Well, not always the victim. - -00:49:05.651 --> 00:49:09.946 -Come here. -I'm just so sorry! You're okay now. - -00:49:10.197 --> 00:49:11.281 -All right? - -00:49:11.365 --> 00:49:13.741 -And I'm not gonna -let anything bad happen to you. - -00:49:13.826 --> 00:49:15.535 -You know what? Let's get you -back to the collective, okay? - -00:49:16.328 --> 00:49:17.287 -Come on. - -00:49:17.371 --> 00:49:18.371 -No, a bit more. - -00:49:18.998 --> 00:49:20.290 -Okay. - -00:49:20.958 --> 00:49:22.959 -- Come on, let's go. I need to go to work. -- I feel so sad! - -00:49:24.628 --> 00:49:25.712 -Let's do another hug, okay? - -00:49:25.838 --> 00:49:27.505 -Allison, why are you sad? - -00:49:28.674 --> 00:49:30.008 -The brutality? - -00:49:30.301 --> 00:49:32.093 -Did you suffer -from sexual abuse? - -00:49:32.177 --> 00:49:35.305 -Yes, they raped me in -a very unprofessional way. - -00:49:36.682 --> 00:49:38.641 -Oh, no. -We have to get you to the Rape Center. - -00:49:38.726 --> 00:49:40.560 -You have a center -for rape here? - -00:49:40.644 --> 00:49:42.895 -Great! I'd love to go! -Maybe another time, you know. - -00:49:42.980 --> 00:49:46.274 -Hire a limo, have some -cocktails, bring my raping shoes. - -00:49:54.950 --> 00:49:56.326 -Can you get me that one? - -00:49:57.536 --> 00:49:58.536 -Which one? - -00:49:59.121 --> 00:50:00.788 -The one with -the "fuck-me hooves." - -00:50:01.582 --> 00:50:03.833 -You're bizzare. I'm going to have -to change the channels now. - -00:50:04.293 --> 00:50:07.086 -...tour from hell -for an Ohio couple earlier today when, - -00:50:07.254 --> 00:50:08.463 -...with shades of 9l11, - -00:50:08.547 --> 00:50:11.591 -their helicopter tour -of the Manhattan skyline was cut short - -00:50:11.675 --> 00:50:15.803 -by what police are now -calling a "terrorism misunderstanding" - -00:50:15.888 --> 00:50:19.724 -involving a man named -Emer Gencyexitonly. - -00:50:20.517 --> 00:50:21.517 -Etra. - -00:50:23.228 --> 00:50:24.395 -We have a problem. - -00:50:29.401 --> 00:50:31.819 -Hannah, that guy from the -Lancaster's coming tomorrow morning, - -00:50:31.904 --> 00:50:33.696 -so why don't you take -the mafroom downstairs - -00:50:33.781 --> 00:50:35.782 -and make some sort of -a nice display? - -00:50:35.908 --> 00:50:38.451 -I just want everything -to be perfect. - -00:50:39.078 --> 00:50:40.161 -Zoey? - -00:50:40.245 --> 00:50:41.412 -Allison. Hi. - -00:50:41.580 --> 00:50:44.165 -To thank you for what you did -today at the police station, - -00:50:44.249 --> 00:50:46.501 -I have decided to -bestow upon you a gift. - -00:50:46.877 --> 00:50:49.212 -- That's sweet. What is it? -- Yeah. - -00:50:56.595 --> 00:50:59.263 -I don't know -what that is. - -00:50:59.431 --> 00:51:02.141 -It's fine. -Please, gobble up my little mouse. - -00:51:02.935 --> 00:51:04.185 -Snack on my -tiny raisin. - -00:51:04.436 --> 00:51:05.895 -Give her -a mouth bath. Go. - -00:51:07.940 --> 00:51:09.899 -Oh! No! - -00:51:10.943 --> 00:51:13.444 -No, I am not -going to do that. - -00:51:13.779 --> 00:51:15.988 -I'm getting a lot of this -and not much of this... - -00:51:19.618 --> 00:51:21.828 -Listen, I understand -that you're having urges, okay? - -00:51:21.912 --> 00:51:22.954 -Right. - -00:51:23.038 --> 00:51:25.623 -But you need to -take care of them by yourself. - -00:51:25.916 --> 00:51:27.750 -Myself? What? How? - -00:51:27.960 --> 00:51:29.544 -You need to -touch yourself. - -00:51:29.711 --> 00:51:32.380 -I don't touch myself. -Do you touch yourself? - -00:51:32.756 --> 00:51:35.007 -I think most -healthy people do, yes. - -00:51:35.092 --> 00:51:38.428 -Yeah, you touch your own -malawach? Disgusting! Yuck! - -00:51:38.512 --> 00:51:39.595 -Yuck! - -00:51:39.847 --> 00:51:43.266 -Stop joking, all right? -You've never jerked off? - -00:51:45.269 --> 00:51:46.853 -Okay, come with me. - -00:51:46.937 --> 00:51:48.938 -Where are you taking me to? -The Rape Center? - -00:51:52.985 --> 00:51:54.485 -This is silly. - -00:51:54.820 --> 00:51:56.154 -Okay... - -00:51:56.655 --> 00:51:59.574 -Take your penis out -and put it in your hands. - -00:51:59.658 --> 00:52:00.700 -This is silly. - -00:52:02.661 --> 00:52:06.622 -Now, slowly move your hand -up and down. - -00:52:06.707 --> 00:52:07.790 -Okay. - -00:52:08.625 --> 00:52:10.793 -I told you already, -this is... - -00:52:14.131 --> 00:52:15.298 -Wait. - -00:52:15.757 --> 00:52:17.550 -What sorcery is this? - -00:52:17.634 --> 00:52:20.678 -Some people -wait a lifetime - -00:52:20.762 --> 00:52:25.475 -For a moment like this - -00:52:25.559 --> 00:52:28.811 -Some people -wait a lifetime - -00:52:28.896 --> 00:52:31.814 -For a moment like this - -00:52:31.899 --> 00:52:37.236 -Whoa, I can't believe -it's happening to me - -00:52:37.321 --> 00:52:40.239 -Some people -wait a lifetime - -00:52:40.324 --> 00:52:45.828 -For a moment like this - -00:52:50.459 --> 00:52:54.795 -I can't believe -it's happening to me - -00:52:56.256 --> 00:52:59.050 -I did it! -I just jerked it completely off! - -00:52:59.134 --> 00:53:00.593 -I did it all by myself! - -00:53:00.677 --> 00:53:03.012 -With this hand right here! - -00:53:03.096 --> 00:53:06.307 -I grabbed my bilbul -like I was strangling a bird. - -00:53:06.391 --> 00:53:08.559 -And I smacked it -and I smacked it and I gave it a flick, - -00:53:08.644 --> 00:53:09.977 -and out came -my own labeneh! - -00:53:10.229 --> 00:53:11.229 -Zoey? - -00:53:11.396 --> 00:53:14.982 -Zoey! You have -changed my life! - -00:53:15.526 --> 00:53:19.570 -Give a man a vagina -and he will shpichs for a day. - -00:53:19.905 --> 00:53:23.366 -Teach a man to use -his hand as a vagina, - -00:53:23.575 --> 00:53:25.409 -and he will shpichs -for a lifetime. - -00:53:25.869 --> 00:53:27.995 -Oh. No, no. Thank you. - -00:53:29.039 --> 00:53:31.415 -Allison, you may need to keep -your voice down because... - -00:53:31.959 --> 00:53:34.460 -We've got a lot of customers. -You may want to go wash up. - -00:53:34.545 --> 00:53:35.586 -Fine. - -00:53:35.671 --> 00:53:38.339 -Joteph, go and hose down -my Crocs. - -00:53:38.757 --> 00:53:41.842 -I've done my labeneh -all over the wellness center. - -00:53:46.223 --> 00:53:47.515 -Okay. - -00:53:50.269 --> 00:53:52.895 -The guy from the Lancaster -is going to love this. - -00:53:53.730 --> 00:53:54.730 -Okay. - -00:53:55.065 --> 00:53:56.274 -Good night, Allison. - -00:53:56.567 --> 00:53:58.150 -I'll see you -tomorrow morning. - -00:53:58.360 --> 00:54:00.903 -Good night! Thank you again. - -00:54:05.242 --> 00:54:07.618 -This is nice. Or lovely. - -00:54:12.833 --> 00:54:14.292 -- Who is it? -- Nadal. - -00:54:14.376 --> 00:54:15.418 -What are you doing? - -00:54:15.502 --> 00:54:17.128 -I've discovered -this amazing thing. - -00:54:17.254 --> 00:54:19.046 -I have to show you -how to do it. - -00:54:19.798 --> 00:54:20.965 -It's called self juicing. - -00:54:21.049 --> 00:54:24.051 -You put your hand -on your bilbul and you rub it, - -00:54:24.136 --> 00:54:26.387 -and then you can make -your own labeneh come out. - -00:54:26.471 --> 00:54:27.847 -You don't have to -spend any Rolexes. - -00:54:27.973 --> 00:54:29.765 -You don't have to give -any dirty diamonds. - -00:54:29.850 --> 00:54:32.685 -I cannot believe I'm having this -conversation with an adult man. - -00:54:32.769 --> 00:54:34.353 -What do you mean? -You knew about this? - -00:54:34.479 --> 00:54:35.813 -Everybody knows about this. - -00:54:36.481 --> 00:54:39.817 -We all know about this -from the age of 12, 13. - -00:54:39.985 --> 00:54:41.986 -Why does nobody -ever tell me anything? - -00:54:42.154 --> 00:54:44.947 -Because you have everybody executed -who tells you anything. - -00:54:45.240 --> 00:54:47.658 -Listen, I'm thinking of -revealing my true identity - -00:54:47.868 --> 00:54:49.660 -to the hairy titted ape woman. - -00:54:49.745 --> 00:54:51.954 -Whoa! No, what? -Why would you even do that? - -00:54:52.039 --> 00:54:53.581 -I think she'll be -cool with it. - -00:54:53.832 --> 00:54:55.291 -She will not be cool with it. - -00:54:55.417 --> 00:54:58.461 -How is she tojudge? -She shaves her armpits once a year, - -00:54:58.545 --> 00:55:01.172 -and she takes lovers -outside of her ethnic group. - -00:55:01.381 --> 00:55:03.257 -Are my crimes any worse -than hers? - -00:55:03.508 --> 00:55:05.509 -Remember, you hate her. - -00:55:05.761 --> 00:55:07.219 -And everything -she stands for. - -00:55:07.638 --> 00:55:09.597 -- Okay. -- I have to go now. - -00:55:10.932 --> 00:55:11.932 -I despise you. - -00:55:12.142 --> 00:55:14.185 -You know, sometimes you say -some very hurtful things. - -00:55:14.353 --> 00:55:15.853 -Anyway, I'm going to -hang up on you. - -00:55:15.979 --> 00:55:18.856 -No, come on. This is -like a real opportunity for me. - -00:55:18.940 --> 00:55:20.024 -I want to hang up first. - -00:55:20.108 --> 00:55:21.817 -I've hung up. -I hung up already. - -00:55:23.528 --> 00:55:25.780 -That is your voice -doing that noise. You have not hung up. - -00:55:25.864 --> 00:55:27.531 -I am hanging up. Click... - -00:55:28.742 --> 00:55:29.950 -Nadal, are you still there? - -00:55:31.453 --> 00:55:33.704 -- Nadal, are you still there? -- I win. - -00:55:34.581 --> 00:55:36.165 -No wonder you're a Mac Genius. - -00:55:37.042 --> 00:55:38.501 -What a fucking idiot. - -00:55:45.258 --> 00:55:53.307 -Zoey! - -00:55:56.728 --> 00:55:57.895 -Zoey. - -00:56:09.241 --> 00:56:10.241 -Zoey? - -00:56:12.953 --> 00:56:13.953 -Etra. - -00:56:15.747 --> 00:56:16.747 -Etra... - -00:56:43.316 --> 00:56:45.776 -Etra, is this because -you're the only virgin guard - -00:56:45.861 --> 00:56:47.027 -that I left a virgin? - -00:58:16.243 --> 00:58:18.828 -One, two... - -00:58:20.914 --> 00:58:21.997 -Bloop. - -00:58:23.583 --> 00:58:24.750 -Text book. - -00:58:26.461 --> 00:58:29.296 -Thank you so much -for meeting me early, Mr. Ogden. - -00:58:29.631 --> 00:58:31.382 -I cannot wait for you -to sample our mafroom. - -00:58:31.550 --> 00:58:33.342 -You are gonna swear -that you're in Wadiya. - -00:58:34.344 --> 00:58:36.262 -Excuse me. -What is that over there? - -00:58:36.555 --> 00:58:38.514 -That is a "C" -in your window. - -00:58:38.723 --> 00:58:40.850 -No, no, no... They're totally -biased against this. They hate us. - -00:58:40.934 --> 00:58:42.685 -No, it's not. -I know what a "C" means. - -00:58:42.769 --> 00:58:43.978 -It's not a very good... - -00:58:48.400 --> 00:58:49.567 -Oh, my God! - -00:58:50.735 --> 00:58:52.194 -Allison, what happened? - -00:58:54.906 --> 00:58:56.490 -I don't know, I... - -00:58:56.783 --> 00:58:59.243 -I was downstairs -self juicing. - -00:59:01.037 --> 00:59:02.037 -All night? - -00:59:02.330 --> 00:59:03.330 -Yes. - -00:59:03.498 --> 00:59:04.790 -I'm sorry, -you were doing what? - -00:59:05.250 --> 00:59:06.417 -Doing the jerk off. - -00:59:06.793 --> 00:59:08.544 -Jerking myself to totally off. - -00:59:08.628 --> 00:59:10.170 -- I'm sorry? -- Let me show you. - -00:59:10.380 --> 00:59:11.589 -- No. -- She taught me. - -00:59:11.756 --> 00:59:12.840 -Oh, she taught you, did she? - -00:59:12.924 --> 00:59:15.342 -- No... -- Well, thank you very much. - -00:59:15.510 --> 00:59:16.677 -The contract is canceled. - -00:59:16.761 --> 00:59:17.761 -- That's it! +00:27:25.167 --> 00:27:27.333 +- Any connection, Mr. Hill? - No. -00:59:17.846 --> 00:59:19.263 -No, I'm going to Green World. -It's over. +00:27:29.333 --> 00:27:30.417 +You sure? -00:59:19.431 --> 00:59:20.848 -- No, Mr. Ogden. -- Remember, I have to pay that... +00:27:32.458 --> 00:27:33.375 +I'm sure. -00:59:20.932 --> 00:59:23.893 -- Please, no, no. -- Self juicing. Filth! +00:27:36.500 --> 00:27:39.083 +All right, Mr. Hill, +we'll pick this up another day. -00:59:24.936 --> 00:59:26.020 -Oh, my God... +00:27:42.833 --> 00:27:45.292 +- Are we done? +- Yeah, we'll be in touch. -00:59:26.438 --> 00:59:27.521 -Zoey... +00:27:45.958 --> 00:27:48.208 +Visit the therapist. Rest up. -00:59:27.772 --> 00:59:29.315 -We must get -that contract back. +00:27:50.417 --> 00:27:52.083 +Thank you, Mr. Hill. -00:59:29.608 --> 00:59:30.774 -We can't! +00:27:57.583 --> 00:27:59.083 +Patrick, can I have a word? -00:59:30.984 --> 00:59:33.903 -It's impossible. -We can't compete with Green World. +00:28:00.250 --> 00:28:01.667 +We have a policy. -00:59:34.613 --> 00:59:36.447 -We will see about that. +00:28:02.250 --> 00:28:05.708 +The shrinks advise that employees +be taken off the front line -00:59:36.531 --> 00:59:39.658 -But from now on, -it is my way +00:28:05.792 --> 00:28:09.917 +for a month following violent incidents, +and longer if lives are lost. -00:59:39.743 --> 00:59:44.413 -or the highwahahtmaa- -fferrohshelechnichway. +00:28:10.583 --> 00:28:13.333 +So we're gonna transfer you to desk duty -00:59:45.040 --> 00:59:47.458 -There has been -a regime change! +00:28:13.417 --> 00:28:15.083 +in case of PTSD. -00:59:47.542 --> 00:59:49.877 -Yo! You are -stocking the shelves. +00:28:15.167 --> 00:28:16.500 +Do I look disturbed? -00:59:50.295 --> 00:59:52.713 -You, senile -Romanian accountant. +00:28:16.583 --> 00:28:20.792 +No, you don't, but then +these things take time to manifest, -00:59:52.797 --> 00:59:54.465 -You are on -the cash register. +00:28:20.875 --> 00:28:21.917 +to percolate. -00:59:54.633 --> 00:59:58.552 -The CEO of Green World -does not drive a hybrid! +00:28:22.000 --> 00:28:24.125 +It's with your best interests at heart. -01:00:00.805 --> 01:00:02.973 -The chemicals -in Green World produce +00:28:24.208 --> 00:28:26.917 +You hired me to do a job, did a job. -01:00:03.224 --> 01:00:05.392 -made this boy -grow tits! +00:28:27.917 --> 00:28:29.750 +No, we hired you to move money. -01:00:11.066 --> 01:00:13.233 -You promise not -to steal again? +00:28:29.833 --> 00:28:31.042 +You hired me to protect money. -01:00:13.318 --> 01:00:14.985 -I won't. I won't! +00:28:31.125 --> 00:28:32.500 +Mr. Hill? -01:00:15.236 --> 01:00:16.946 -Give him one more -for fun, Viktor. +00:28:33.500 --> 00:28:36.750 +Hey, I'm Blake Halls. I own Fortico. -01:00:36.967 --> 01:00:38.384 -Good choice. +00:28:36.833 --> 00:28:40.292 +I wanted to congratulate you for yesterday +and to thank you in person. -01:00:53.108 --> 01:00:54.775 -Hi, Viktor. +00:28:40.375 --> 00:28:41.875 +What you did deserves credit. -01:01:10.792 --> 01:01:12.376 -Supreme Grocer. +00:28:42.667 --> 00:28:44.375 +You're a real hero, -01:01:12.460 --> 01:01:14.211 -The radicchio -has been washed and sorted, +00:28:44.458 --> 00:28:46.208 +and that's not wasted on me. -01:01:14.295 --> 01:01:16.046 -and the spray hose -has been tightly coiled. +00:28:47.083 --> 00:28:48.542 +Take the rest of the day off -01:01:16.131 --> 01:01:17.798 -Very good. Now go upstairs +00:28:48.625 --> 00:28:51.583 +while Terry and I discuss +your promising future. -01:01:17.882 --> 01:01:20.134 -and finish composting -the wheatgrass tailings, okay? +00:28:54.417 --> 00:28:57.958 +Terry, we need that guy in the field. -01:01:20.218 --> 01:01:21.468 -Yes, Supreme Grocer. +00:28:58.042 --> 00:29:00.792 +If we'd had him last year, +we wouldn't be in this mess. -01:01:23.471 --> 01:01:24.805 -Zoey! +00:29:00.875 --> 00:29:02.542 +He's exactly what we need. -01:01:24.889 --> 01:01:27.141 -What? Look... +00:29:02.625 --> 00:29:05.667 +And the publicity for Fortico +has been very positive. -01:01:27.767 --> 01:01:28.809 -Wow! +00:29:05.750 --> 00:29:08.875 +Plus, have you heard the crews talking? +They're inspired. -01:01:29.436 --> 01:01:30.894 -It's amazing! +00:29:08.958 --> 00:29:11.167 +So don't punish him, promote him. -01:01:30.979 --> 01:01:33.731 -Oh, it's not amazing. -It's just a little less shit. +00:29:15.167 --> 00:29:18.167 +- Well? +- Yes, it was him. -01:01:34.024 --> 01:01:35.816 -Well, thank you. +00:29:18.250 --> 00:29:22.667 +It had him written all over it. +Question is, what was he doing there? -01:01:37.027 --> 01:01:38.777 -- Sorry. -- Oh, of course. +00:29:22.750 --> 00:29:25.375 +I think we know +what he was doing there, boss. -01:01:38.862 --> 01:01:41.739 -- Personal. -- Thank you. Thank you again. +00:29:25.458 --> 00:29:29.125 +Clever fucking you, Hubbard. +It's called sarcasm. -01:01:43.908 --> 01:01:45.826 -- Hello? -- I have some very good news. +00:29:29.208 --> 00:29:30.417 +What do you want us to do? -01:01:45.910 --> 01:01:46.952 -What is it? +00:29:30.500 --> 00:29:32.458 +Not a fucking thing, let the painter paint. -01:01:47.037 --> 01:01:50.664 -I managed to buy some beards at the -wig store today that are perfect. +00:29:32.542 --> 00:29:34.583 +Do you have any idea +what would happen to us -01:01:50.749 --> 01:01:52.958 -No, Nadal, -it must be real hair. +00:29:34.667 --> 00:29:38.000 +if anyone found out that +we let the fox in the fucking hen house? -01:01:53.043 --> 01:01:55.085 -- And from the head of a great man! -- What? +00:29:39.125 --> 00:29:41.917 +The bureau's been trying +to catch this man for 25 years. -01:01:55.170 --> 01:01:56.837 -Like Castro or Gandalf. +00:29:42.000 --> 00:29:44.375 +We're just gonna let him +sit on hundreds of millions? -01:01:56.921 --> 01:01:58.172 -No... +00:29:44.458 --> 00:29:46.333 +Money doesn't mean a thing to him. -01:02:01.009 --> 01:02:03.677 -Well done, Nadal. -This beard is perfect. +00:29:46.417 --> 00:29:48.333 +Listen, there's a reason +why I chose you two, -01:02:08.850 --> 01:02:10.934 -Those are lovely flowers. +00:29:48.417 --> 00:29:50.250 +because we have the same priorities. -01:02:11.019 --> 01:02:12.936 -You know, Zoey is -thinking of opening +00:29:51.500 --> 00:29:53.125 +Now listen to me very carefully. -01:02:13.021 --> 01:02:15.355 -an eco-friendly -flower section to the store. +00:29:53.958 --> 00:29:56.833 +As far as you're concerned, he's just +a regular guard doing a good job. -01:02:15.440 --> 01:02:18.734 -This is the fifth time you've mentioned -her today. What is going on? +00:29:56.917 --> 00:29:58.125 +Do we understand each other? -01:02:18.818 --> 01:02:20.486 -The signing -is in two days. +00:30:00.292 --> 00:30:01.375 +Loud and clear. -01:02:20.570 --> 01:02:22.404 -Tell me you're not -falling for this woman! +00:30:04.292 --> 00:30:05.667 +"Let the painter paint"? -01:02:22.864 --> 01:02:25.532 -Of course I'm not. -This is silly. +00:30:07.333 --> 00:30:08.917 +What the fuck does that look like? -01:02:25.867 --> 01:02:28.869 -Okay, good. All we need to do -is slip into this chapel... +00:30:24.708 --> 00:30:26.500 +Fortico personnel files. -01:02:28.953 --> 01:02:30.120 -And yet, it's strange. +00:30:26.583 --> 00:30:29.167 +Pictures of Dana's family. -01:02:30.205 --> 01:02:32.122 -The other day, -I asked her to, you know, +00:30:29.917 --> 00:30:34.625 +And... the autopsy report. -01:02:32.207 --> 01:02:34.875 -gobble on my bilbul -and she said, "No." +00:31:05.083 --> 00:31:08.792 +Show me your fucking ass. +Face down on the ground right now. -01:02:34.959 --> 01:02:36.960 -So obviously -I wanted to execute her. +00:31:12.042 --> 00:31:14.458 +Face on the fucking ground. -01:02:37.045 --> 01:02:40.297 -But the thought of -her decapitated head actually upset me, +00:31:24.167 --> 00:31:27.292 +Seems you can walk on water after all. -01:02:40.381 --> 01:02:42.132 -- so I decided not to do it. +00:31:29.625 --> 00:31:31.625 +Keep up the good work, soldier. + +00:31:31.708 --> 00:31:32.917 +Nice one, man. + +00:31:34.583 --> 00:31:36.958 +Be my guest. + +00:31:39.750 --> 00:31:40.750 +All right, brother. + +00:31:40.833 --> 00:31:44.083 +Good job, man. Let's go. + +00:31:46.917 --> 00:31:49.125 +Jump on up, big boy. + +00:31:59.375 --> 00:32:02.125 +We should get takeout from the Blossom. + +00:32:03.667 --> 00:32:06.667 +The noodle soup at Neptune's is the bomb. + +00:32:06.750 --> 00:32:08.083 +I prefer the Blossom. + +00:32:09.125 --> 00:32:09.958 +All right. + +00:32:10.917 --> 00:32:13.750 +You're gonna call the order in? + +00:32:13.833 --> 00:32:14.833 +I'm busy. + +00:32:16.375 --> 00:32:17.583 +I can see that. + +00:32:17.667 --> 00:32:18.792 +Who's this joker? + +00:32:18.875 --> 00:32:20.625 +What the hell is going on? + +00:32:20.708 --> 00:32:23.083 +- Move! Get the fuck back. +- Get back! + +00:32:25.417 --> 00:32:27.583 +- Reverse. Reverse. +- I can't fucking see. + +00:32:33.083 --> 00:32:36.000 +Gamma to base, we have a code red. + +00:32:36.083 --> 00:32:38.292 +Gamma, this is base. +What's your location, over? + +00:32:38.375 --> 00:32:39.292 +Take cover! + +00:32:39.375 --> 00:32:41.167 +Chinatown, Broadway and Hill. + +00:32:41.250 --> 00:32:44.000 +Repeat, code red in progress. + +00:32:44.083 --> 00:32:47.292 +Just follow procedures. +Stay in the truck, over. + +00:32:47.375 --> 00:32:50.250 +- Get out of the fucking truck! +- Police were dispatched. + +00:32:50.333 --> 00:32:52.708 +Come on, get out of there. +Get out of the truck. + +00:32:52.792 --> 00:32:54.708 +They're coming. + +00:32:54.792 --> 00:32:56.208 +On the ground. + +00:32:56.292 --> 00:32:58.250 +Open the fucking doors. + +00:32:59.750 --> 00:33:01.000 +Get down! + +00:33:01.833 --> 00:33:02.750 +Get down! + +00:33:06.333 --> 00:33:07.750 +Get down on the ground. + +00:33:08.750 --> 00:33:10.542 +You got three seconds. + +00:33:16.458 --> 00:33:19.292 +So let me get this straight. + +00:33:19.375 --> 00:33:20.792 +They just walked away. + +00:33:20.875 --> 00:33:23.708 +Get in the fucking van! Move it! + +00:33:23.792 --> 00:33:25.833 +Let's fucking go now! + +00:33:34.125 --> 00:33:35.333 +Doors were open. + +00:33:36.667 --> 00:33:38.208 +What the fuck was it, Mike? + +00:33:40.542 --> 00:33:41.750 +It was the-- + +00:33:42.208 --> 00:33:43.042 +Yeah. + +00:33:44.208 --> 00:33:45.708 +Turned back around and left. + +00:33:49.375 --> 00:33:50.667 +No, I'm sorry. + +00:33:50.750 --> 00:33:53.958 +But what Terry is trying to say +is that you're a legend. + +00:33:54.042 --> 00:33:56.917 +And if you keep this up, +you won't just be employee of the month. + +00:33:57.000 --> 00:33:59.458 +You'll have your own calendar +and merchandise. + +00:34:01.000 --> 00:34:02.792 +Now get out there and keep crushing it. + +00:34:08.792 --> 00:34:10.417 +Why are you so cynical? + +00:34:11.083 --> 00:34:13.000 +I'm starting to think he's a psychopath. + +00:34:18.583 --> 00:34:20.458 +I hear H is for hero. + +00:34:22.167 --> 00:34:23.083 +Drink? + +00:34:39.833 --> 00:34:41.417 +It doesn't feel right. + +00:34:47.125 --> 00:34:49.208 +It was as if he recognized H. + +00:34:52.500 --> 00:34:54.417 +Like he saw a dark spirit. + +00:34:57.250 --> 00:34:58.208 +What are you saying? + +00:35:00.667 --> 00:35:02.208 +I don't know what I'm saying. + +00:35:04.833 --> 00:35:05.958 +He's not a cop. + +00:35:08.000 --> 00:35:09.458 +Doesn't smell like a cop. + +00:35:10.833 --> 00:35:13.042 +But if he's not a cop, what is he? + +00:35:15.333 --> 00:35:16.917 +He's a dark fucking spirit. + +00:35:24.542 --> 00:35:25.500 +Put that on. + +00:35:26.917 --> 00:35:28.042 +Meet me next door. + +00:35:31.208 --> 00:35:32.750 +I told you that first day. + +00:35:33.708 --> 00:35:34.958 +I don't trust him. + +00:35:42.583 --> 00:35:44.042 +What the hell are you doing? + +00:35:44.125 --> 00:35:45.042 +Sit down. + +00:35:45.708 --> 00:35:47.500 +I'm not sitting down. +I want to go back to bed. + +00:35:47.583 --> 00:35:50.333 +Dana, sit down. + +00:36:14.417 --> 00:36:17.250 +You've got ten seconds to explain this. + +00:36:18.458 --> 00:36:20.292 +I'm not telling you anything. + +00:36:20.375 --> 00:36:22.458 +Dana, it's very important... + +00:36:23.083 --> 00:36:24.917 +that you take my inquiry seriously. + +00:36:25.000 --> 00:36:28.042 +I take it very seriously +that you think you can interrogate me + +00:36:28.125 --> 00:36:29.625 +in my own fucking house. + +00:36:33.917 --> 00:36:36.792 +Jesus. Fuck! Jesus Christ. +It's my savings, all right? + +00:36:36.875 --> 00:36:38.792 +The fuck has it got to do with you? + +00:36:38.875 --> 00:36:39.833 +You're not listening. + +00:36:39.917 --> 00:36:43.667 +Fuck. All right. Okay, please, stop. + +00:36:53.417 --> 00:36:54.667 +Sit down. + +00:36:59.375 --> 00:37:00.375 +I found it. + +00:37:01.208 --> 00:37:04.208 +Okay, it was being signed for one day +by the staff at Crown Liquor. + +00:37:04.292 --> 00:37:06.167 +They missed it, it was in the trolley. + +00:37:06.250 --> 00:37:08.542 +- You stole it? +- Yeah, I fucking stole it. + +00:37:09.125 --> 00:37:10.583 +It's 125,000. + +00:37:12.167 --> 00:37:13.833 +It's my retirement fund. + +00:37:14.958 --> 00:37:16.458 +Working with anyone on the inside? + +00:37:18.208 --> 00:37:19.292 +No, what the fuck--? + +00:37:21.042 --> 00:37:23.750 +Think carefully +before you answer the question. + +00:37:29.417 --> 00:37:30.625 +No. + +00:37:37.042 --> 00:37:38.667 +The retirement fund is yours. + +00:37:40.958 --> 00:37:44.292 +But if it comes to light that you're not +telling me something that I need to know... + +00:37:46.417 --> 00:37:51.042 +I want you to understand +how resourceful and serious I am. + +00:37:52.375 --> 00:37:54.208 +On the table's a picture of your parents. + +00:37:54.750 --> 00:37:56.250 +Had it taken last week. + +00:37:57.708 --> 00:37:59.083 +I've got your contacts. + +00:38:01.125 --> 00:38:02.125 +I know who you love. + +00:38:04.042 --> 00:38:05.833 +And I do bear a grudge. + +00:38:07.542 --> 00:38:09.000 +Do we understand each other? + +00:38:11.375 --> 00:38:12.375 +Good. + +00:38:21.500 --> 00:38:23.958 +They're saying that climate change +is a natural phenomenon + +00:38:24.042 --> 00:38:25.708 +rather than an artificial phenomenon. + +00:38:25.792 --> 00:38:28.958 +So how do you explain global warming, +the ice caps melting? + +00:38:29.042 --> 00:38:31.833 +Well, what melts up there +reforms down there. + +00:38:32.958 --> 00:38:36.042 +Know why they call the Arctic "the Arctic," +and the Antarctic "the Antarctic"? + +00:38:36.583 --> 00:38:37.708 +No, Dougie, I don't. + +00:38:38.208 --> 00:38:40.208 +That's why I pay for you +to go to good schools. + +00:38:40.292 --> 00:38:43.042 +Arktos means "bear" in Greek, +ant means "without." + +00:38:43.125 --> 00:38:47.375 +Hence, antarktos: "without bears." + +00:38:48.417 --> 00:38:49.958 +Up with, down without. + +00:38:51.292 --> 00:38:54.208 +Good news for ice cubes, +bad news for polar bears. + +00:38:54.667 --> 00:38:58.000 +- What time's the game start? +- Six-thirty. We've got ages. + +00:38:58.083 --> 00:39:01.042 +- What do you want to do? +- I don't know, grab some food? + +00:39:03.000 --> 00:39:04.542 +Sure. Hello? + +00:39:04.625 --> 00:39:06.833 +- Hi, sir. +- What is it, Mike? + +00:39:14.375 --> 00:39:15.667 +Dougie, go get a coat, will you? + +00:39:16.583 --> 00:39:17.750 +It's not gonna rain. + +00:39:18.458 --> 00:39:20.000 +Dougie, coat. + +00:39:20.083 --> 00:39:23.042 +- But why? +- Because I'm your dad. + +00:39:23.542 --> 00:39:24.542 +And I said so. + +00:39:27.625 --> 00:39:29.167 +Get someone else to do it. + +00:39:29.250 --> 00:39:32.458 +I can't, boss, there is no one else. +It's gotta be you. + +00:39:32.542 --> 00:39:34.417 +Joe, two fucking minutes. + +00:39:34.500 --> 00:39:35.708 +I'm with my son, Mike. + +00:39:35.792 --> 00:39:37.708 +You know Dougie is over here on holiday + +00:39:37.792 --> 00:39:39.417 +and it's the only time I get to see him. + +00:39:39.500 --> 00:39:41.458 +It's your fucking job, you do it. + +00:39:42.292 --> 00:39:43.333 +Understood. + +00:39:45.208 --> 00:39:48.375 +Brendan was on it but he got knocked off +his bike by a drunk driver. + +00:39:48.458 --> 00:39:51.583 +Make sure the boss knows it's not my fault. + +00:39:51.667 --> 00:39:52.667 +It's a drunk driver. + +00:39:52.750 --> 00:39:54.792 +He's with the police now +making a statement, + +00:39:54.875 --> 00:39:57.375 +otherwise he'd find a way to be there. +There is no one else. + +00:39:57.458 --> 00:40:00.625 +I'm out of town, +Moggy's surveilling the depot. + +00:40:01.625 --> 00:40:03.167 +I'd help if I could, Mike, + +00:40:03.667 --> 00:40:05.333 +but my eyeballs are on the depot. + +00:40:05.417 --> 00:40:06.417 +Then postpone it. + +00:40:06.500 --> 00:40:10.250 +We can do that if you want +but it's gonna set us back three months of recon. + +00:40:10.333 --> 00:40:11.625 +We need to know the route. + +00:40:11.708 --> 00:40:14.792 +If they turn left or right, +that's all you have to witness. + +00:40:14.875 --> 00:40:18.792 +And there's no danger to it at all. +You can stand back a thousand yards. + +00:40:18.875 --> 00:40:20.833 +Didn't you put trackers on the truck? + +00:40:21.458 --> 00:40:24.000 +They scan the trucks every time +they return to the base. + +00:40:24.083 --> 00:40:27.208 +We can't do it digitally. +We've gotta put eyes on it. + +00:40:27.292 --> 00:40:28.333 +And boss... + +00:40:30.500 --> 00:40:32.208 +I'm tracking on your phone right now, + +00:40:32.292 --> 00:40:33.917 +you're blocks away, 10 minutes. + +00:40:34.000 --> 00:40:36.625 +And I repeat, no danger. + +00:40:38.583 --> 00:40:39.583 +Dad. + +00:40:40.583 --> 00:40:41.792 +- Happy? +- Happy. + +00:40:53.458 --> 00:40:55.000 +I'm starving, fancy a burrito? + +00:40:56.000 --> 00:40:57.417 +You don't even like burritos. + +00:40:57.958 --> 00:40:59.542 +I know, but I'm starving. + +00:41:00.458 --> 00:41:01.458 +Sure. + +00:41:07.083 --> 00:41:08.417 +I'll be two minutes, okay? + +00:41:09.583 --> 00:41:12.458 +- Keep the doors locked, don't go anywhere. +- All right. + +00:41:25.083 --> 00:41:27.042 +- Yes, sir? +- Two burritos, please, sir. + +00:41:27.125 --> 00:41:28.208 +You got it. + +00:41:28.292 --> 00:41:29.292 +Go ahead, Mike. + +00:41:29.833 --> 00:41:35.542 +I can see you there. +Now, is that some gates on your left side? + +00:41:38.042 --> 00:41:39.042 +Yeah. + +00:41:39.125 --> 00:41:42.417 +Now in a minute, +those said gates are gonna open. + +00:41:43.375 --> 00:41:45.292 +And that said minute is now. + +00:41:51.167 --> 00:41:55.750 +All I need to know from you +is if that truck is turning left or right. + +00:42:01.292 --> 00:42:02.417 +Right turn. + +00:42:06.708 --> 00:42:08.458 +You know, make your own cappuccino. + +00:42:09.000 --> 00:42:12.000 +Oh, goddamn. Who is this? + +00:42:30.792 --> 00:42:33.250 +Yo! Out of the fucking car, come on. + +00:42:33.333 --> 00:42:35.792 +Don't fucking look at me! +Out of the fucking car. + +00:42:38.542 --> 00:42:41.167 +All right, Mike. Is my day done? + +00:42:41.250 --> 00:42:43.292 +You're call has been forwarded to-- + +00:42:43.375 --> 00:42:46.917 +Do you hear me? Out of the fucking car! +Face down, come on! + +00:42:47.000 --> 00:42:50.833 +Show me your fucking hands! +Face down on the ground right now. + +00:42:51.542 --> 00:42:53.958 +- There you go. +- Do what we say and you'll live. + +00:42:54.042 --> 00:42:55.708 +Face to the fucking ground. + +00:42:57.250 --> 00:42:58.500 +Thank you. + +00:43:11.708 --> 00:43:12.875 +Fuck! + +00:43:17.708 --> 00:43:18.833 +Dougie? + +00:44:55.542 --> 00:44:58.500 +Try not to move too quickly. + +00:44:58.583 --> 00:44:59.667 +You're in a hospital. + +00:45:00.708 --> 00:45:02.875 +You were in an accident, you were shot at. + +00:45:04.208 --> 00:45:05.958 +Six bullets removed. + +00:45:07.000 --> 00:45:08.208 +Three operations. + +00:45:08.875 --> 00:45:10.000 +Two lifesaving. + +00:45:10.792 --> 00:45:12.542 +You lost a fifth of your blood. + +00:45:14.083 --> 00:45:16.250 +You've got a warrior spirit. + +00:45:19.125 --> 00:45:20.292 +What about my son? + +00:45:23.667 --> 00:45:24.708 +Dougie? + +00:45:39.125 --> 00:45:40.750 +My beautiful boy. + +00:45:46.625 --> 00:45:48.083 +And now he's gone. + +00:45:53.333 --> 00:45:54.417 +He looked up to you. + +00:46:01.333 --> 00:46:02.708 +Was obsessed with you. + +00:46:08.875 --> 00:46:10.333 +It wasn't my work, Jane. + +00:46:16.083 --> 00:46:18.083 +You killed our son. + +00:46:31.292 --> 00:46:33.542 +And still you have nothing to say. + +00:46:42.417 --> 00:46:46.750 +You are a cold, cold cunt. + +00:47:22.250 --> 00:47:24.083 +My condolences for your loss. + +00:47:28.917 --> 00:47:31.583 +Before you ask, +we have no leads on this thing. + +00:47:33.083 --> 00:47:35.500 +Which is kind of strange +for a job this big. + +00:47:38.625 --> 00:47:40.292 +Somebody knows something. + +00:47:40.375 --> 00:47:41.833 +Somebody always knows something. + +00:47:41.917 --> 00:47:44.250 +It's just I'm not allowed +to ask the hard questions. + +00:47:52.042 --> 00:47:53.250 +Here's the shit list. + +00:47:54.167 --> 00:47:55.458 +Knock yourself out. + +00:48:04.625 --> 00:48:06.000 +Need any of them to live? + +00:48:06.958 --> 00:48:09.500 +I don't miss anyone +that your boys have buried so far. + +00:48:13.042 --> 00:48:15.208 +Then you need to let me do this my way. + +00:48:19.375 --> 00:48:21.083 +I can do in two weeks + +00:48:21.750 --> 00:48:24.000 +what you only wish +you could do in 20 years. + +00:48:26.583 --> 00:48:29.167 +If their names are on that list, +you can do your worst. + +00:48:31.417 --> 00:48:34.625 +Just be mindful +that I can only look confused for so long. + +00:48:36.542 --> 00:48:37.667 +The floor is yours. + +00:48:54.583 --> 00:48:55.583 +Brendan. + +00:48:57.833 --> 00:48:59.417 +You need to quit that. + +00:48:59.500 --> 00:49:01.292 +I can hardly breathe here. + +00:49:02.583 --> 00:49:03.708 +It wasn't your fault. + +00:49:05.292 --> 00:49:06.708 +It was a drunk driver. + +00:49:08.208 --> 00:49:09.583 +It's easy for you to say. + +00:49:10.458 --> 00:49:12.708 +It's his son, Moggy. His only son. + +00:49:12.792 --> 00:49:14.292 +Hey, we all fucked up. + +00:49:14.917 --> 00:49:18.542 +So let's accept the responsibility +and not turn on each other in there. + +00:49:19.625 --> 00:49:22.292 +Brendan, retain your dignity. + +00:49:30.500 --> 00:49:32.042 +It's a fucking tragedy, boss. + +00:49:32.750 --> 00:49:36.333 +We all love Dougie. +And our sympathies run deep. + +00:49:36.417 --> 00:49:38.125 +It's more my fault than anyone's. + +00:49:38.208 --> 00:49:40.500 +And we'll do anything +to find who's responsible. + +00:49:44.208 --> 00:49:45.875 +I need to know who pulled the trigger. + +00:49:49.458 --> 00:49:50.583 +I need a face. + +00:49:51.250 --> 00:49:52.250 +Of course. + +00:49:53.375 --> 00:49:56.042 +And we've been on nothing else +trying to get answers. + +00:49:56.792 --> 00:49:58.750 +It's not any of the usual suspects. + +00:50:02.250 --> 00:50:04.458 +You're gonna tell us what we want to know. + +00:50:06.500 --> 00:50:08.417 +This is your last chance. + +00:50:10.208 --> 00:50:11.667 +The tree has been shook. + +00:50:12.917 --> 00:50:14.250 +And it's been shook hard. + +00:50:17.792 --> 00:50:18.792 +I want a name. + +00:50:20.750 --> 00:50:23.750 +Anyone with a skill set, with a form. + +00:50:24.750 --> 00:50:26.250 +We've run out of names. + +00:50:26.333 --> 00:50:30.625 +We've deployed large amounts of time, +money and effort + +00:50:30.708 --> 00:50:32.167 +in the search for justice. + +00:50:34.625 --> 00:50:36.125 +It was a long list. + +00:50:36.917 --> 00:50:38.083 +Not good enough. + +00:50:38.167 --> 00:50:39.417 +Understood. + +00:50:40.500 --> 00:50:42.333 +But we've scorched earth. + +00:50:43.667 --> 00:50:45.083 +No, it's not understood. + +00:50:47.583 --> 00:50:49.792 +You started by saying +you'd do anything. + +00:50:49.875 --> 00:50:51.583 +But what I'm hearing is + +00:50:52.333 --> 00:50:54.083 +you think you've done everything. + +00:51:03.500 --> 00:51:04.750 +Understood. + +00:51:04.833 --> 00:51:07.333 +I hear the train a comin' + +00:51:09.417 --> 00:51:11.708 +It's rolling round the bend + +00:51:13.875 --> 00:51:16.333 +And I ain't seen the sunshine + +00:51:18.167 --> 00:51:20.458 +Since I don't know when + +00:51:22.583 --> 00:51:24.833 +I'm stuck in Folsom prison + +00:51:25.375 --> 00:51:28.250 +And time keeps draggin' on + +00:51:31.083 --> 00:51:33.708 +But that train keeps a-rollin' + +00:51:36.083 --> 00:51:38.833 +On down to San Antone + +00:51:40.333 --> 00:51:43.375 +On down to San Antone + +00:51:46.750 --> 00:51:48.750 +When I was just a baby + +00:51:50.958 --> 00:51:52.958 +My mama told me, "Son" + +00:51:53.042 --> 00:51:55.417 +- What the fuck? +- Make a sound and you're dead. + +00:51:56.583 --> 00:51:58.167 +"Always be a good boy + +00:51:59.750 --> 00:52:02.458 +Don't ever play with guns" + +00:52:04.833 --> 00:52:09.333 +All right, Jerome, what do you think? +It's getting late. We all got places to go. + +00:52:09.417 --> 00:52:12.042 +Why don't you save us a lot of time +and you a lot of trouble + +00:52:12.125 --> 00:52:13.667 +and tell us what we need to know? + +00:52:13.750 --> 00:52:17.375 +Trouble? You motherfuckers got no idea +how much trouble you're in. + +00:52:18.083 --> 00:52:19.375 +Do you know who the fuck I am? + +00:52:19.458 --> 00:52:22.167 +Yeah, I know exactly who you are +and that's why you're here. + +00:52:22.250 --> 00:52:25.042 +So I can see it's gonna be a long night. +Let's get started. + +00:52:25.958 --> 00:52:27.000 +Bag him. + +00:52:30.375 --> 00:52:33.417 +No! Fuck you all! + +00:52:33.500 --> 00:52:35.375 +It's rolling round the bend + +00:52:37.708 --> 00:52:40.250 +And I ain't seen the sunshine + +00:52:41.500 --> 00:52:44.083 +Since I don't know when + +00:52:46.833 --> 00:52:48.792 +When I was just a baby + +00:52:51.250 --> 00:52:53.000 +My mama told me, "Son, + +00:52:55.583 --> 00:52:57.542 +Always be a good boy + +00:52:59.542 --> 00:53:02.000 +Don't ever play with guns" + +00:53:08.708 --> 00:53:10.083 +All right, take it off. + +00:53:24.667 --> 00:53:26.292 +I don't think he knows anything. + +00:53:32.042 --> 00:53:33.292 +We'll see about that. + +00:53:40.292 --> 00:53:42.917 +I hear you're a tough lad and a hard worker. + +00:53:44.292 --> 00:53:45.292 +Good for you. + +00:53:47.458 --> 00:53:48.958 +But you're still gonna give me a name. + +00:53:51.958 --> 00:53:53.875 +If not for your life, for hers. + +00:53:57.042 --> 00:53:59.292 +What the fuck! Don't touch her! + +00:53:59.375 --> 00:54:01.917 +I said don't touch her. +Don't fucking touch her! + +00:54:02.000 --> 00:54:03.667 +- Leave her out of this! +- Bag her. + +00:54:03.750 --> 00:54:04.875 +- No. +- No! + +00:54:06.167 --> 00:54:09.000 +All right! The only fucking name. + +00:54:17.875 --> 00:54:19.000 +Jackson brothers. + +00:54:33.500 --> 00:54:34.875 +If it's anyone, it's them. + +00:54:36.875 --> 00:54:42.500 +Fucking dark porn, trafficking, +witchcraft kids, + +00:54:43.125 --> 00:54:47.167 +home invasions, +he's talked about these cash trucks too. + +00:54:47.750 --> 00:54:50.792 +But you did not hear this from me, +and if you did... + +00:54:52.208 --> 00:54:53.042 +kill me now. + +00:55:02.583 --> 00:55:05.750 +Give him 200 grand. Leave the keys in the car. + +00:55:22.833 --> 00:55:24.042 +Pass me the water. + +00:55:26.542 --> 00:55:27.542 +You all right? + +00:55:30.375 --> 00:55:31.375 +No, I'm not. + +00:55:33.083 --> 00:55:34.292 +It's a Shit Show. + +00:55:36.083 --> 00:55:37.500 +Fucking reptiles. + +00:55:41.333 --> 00:55:42.625 +There's kids involved. + +00:55:46.208 --> 00:55:48.750 +Got a feeling I'm gonna be cleaning up all day. + +00:56:02.125 --> 00:56:03.125 +Mike. + +00:56:56.667 --> 00:56:59.458 +Here you go, sweetheart. Drink some water. + +00:57:00.708 --> 00:57:01.833 +There's a good girl. + +00:57:33.958 --> 00:57:35.333 +How much is in the pot? + +00:57:37.500 --> 00:57:38.958 +I'd say 2.5. + +00:57:40.292 --> 00:57:41.792 +So what do you think? + +00:57:43.875 --> 00:57:44.875 +I think... + +00:57:46.208 --> 00:57:47.333 +it isn't them. + +00:57:50.917 --> 00:57:52.583 +You've got to tell the boss. + +00:58:02.625 --> 00:58:06.250 +They're filthy fucks. +And they have done trucks. + +00:58:06.333 --> 00:58:09.375 +But they ain't our men. That job was above them. + +00:58:10.292 --> 00:58:12.333 +They're more about the smash and grab. + +00:58:13.250 --> 00:58:15.750 +Looks like there's two and a half mil, +which they confessed to. + +00:58:15.833 --> 00:58:16.750 +But... + +00:58:17.958 --> 00:58:19.458 +What do you want me to do? + +00:58:24.083 --> 00:58:25.958 +Don't want you to do anything, Moggy. + +00:58:43.167 --> 00:58:44.333 +How old are these girls? + +00:58:46.583 --> 00:58:47.625 +Not old enough. + +00:58:58.208 --> 00:58:59.583 +Give the girls the cash. + +00:59:00.458 --> 00:59:01.458 +And let 'em go. + +00:59:32.083 --> 00:59:34.208 +Can I speak candidly, boss? + +00:59:38.917 --> 00:59:40.833 +I don't think we should do this again. + +00:59:43.375 --> 00:59:44.958 +Understandably, you're... + +00:59:46.583 --> 00:59:48.750 +you're not in your right mind just now, and... + +00:59:50.500 --> 00:59:51.625 +you need a break. + +00:59:54.708 --> 00:59:56.958 +But we can't continue +to handle business this way. + +00:59:57.042 --> 01:00:01.167 +Otherwise, some fuckers are gonna come for us +before we can get to them. + +01:00:04.542 --> 01:00:07.250 +The truth? We need a different approach. + +01:00:10.625 --> 01:00:12.292 +It's gotta be an inside job. + +01:00:15.083 --> 01:00:16.333 +You're right, Mike. + +01:00:18.750 --> 01:00:20.333 +I shouldn't have got you involved. + +01:00:25.542 --> 01:00:27.250 +I'm gonna go back to London for a while. + +01:00:31.708 --> 01:00:35.958 +- Patrick. +- Patrick. I'm a Brit, not a Mick. + +01:00:36.042 --> 01:00:37.125 +So your mom's Irish. + +01:00:37.875 --> 01:00:41.083 +Usual fare, +this time you're Patrick Hill from Lewisham. + +01:00:41.583 --> 01:00:45.750 +You've got a driver's license, passport, +IRS papers with a full tax history, + +01:00:45.833 --> 01:00:47.167 +and medical records. + +01:00:47.250 --> 01:00:49.500 +All your criminal checks are clean. + +01:00:49.583 --> 01:00:52.333 +You've got 25 years' worth of employment. + +01:00:52.833 --> 01:00:54.500 +With references working in Europe + +01:00:54.583 --> 01:00:57.083 +and the same for the previous addresses too. + +01:00:57.167 --> 01:01:02.667 +Your employment history has been inserted +into the Delta Orange security system. + +01:01:02.750 --> 01:01:07.167 +80, should anyone check, +you've worked there for 11 years. + +01:01:07.875 --> 01:01:09.500 +You even finished college, + +01:01:09.583 --> 01:01:12.917 +and have held the same gym membership +since 2011. + +01:01:13.958 --> 01:01:17.792 +As requested, you have your pistol license. + +01:01:17.875 --> 01:01:20.833 +And finally, the hotel has been arranged. + +01:01:22.250 --> 01:01:23.625 +It's another brand new you. + +01:01:24.875 --> 01:01:26.042 +Kirsty, one more thing. + +01:01:27.583 --> 01:01:29.333 +Give me a copy of the coroner's report. + +01:01:32.917 --> 01:01:35.583 +- Are you sure that's a good idea? +- Just do it. + +01:01:36.417 --> 01:01:39.750 +And your reference from Orange Delta +Security was impressive. + +01:01:39.833 --> 01:01:42.292 +- Family? +- Married. Divorced. + +01:01:42.375 --> 01:01:45.292 +- Anyone else? - No. -01:02:42.217 --> 01:02:45.552 -When the thought of someone's -decapitated head upsets you, +01:01:46.333 --> 01:01:48.250 +It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Hill. -01:02:45.637 --> 01:02:47.387 -that is love. +01:01:52.833 --> 01:01:54.917 +You ain't much for talking, are you, +Mary Poppins? -01:02:47.639 --> 01:02:50.641 -- I swear, I don't even like her at all. -- You don't like her? +01:01:55.000 --> 01:01:56.500 +Let me buy you a beer. -01:02:50.809 --> 01:02:53.560 -She has the body shape -of a 14-year-old boy. +01:01:57.750 --> 01:01:59.333 +Just make sure you drink it over there. -01:02:53.895 --> 01:02:57.648 -Well, that is -a particular weakness of yours. +01:02:07.833 --> 01:02:09.667 +The autopsy report. -01:02:57.732 --> 01:02:59.650 -Need I remind you of -the Menudo incident? +01:02:09.750 --> 01:02:13.208 +Show me your fucking hands! +Face down, on the ground, right now! -01:02:59.859 --> 01:03:01.610 -Those boys had -their eyes open. +01:02:14.625 --> 01:02:16.333 +Face to the fucking ground! -01:03:01.694 --> 01:03:02.986 -They knew exactly -what they were doing. +01:02:23.583 --> 01:02:24.958 +How you holding up, Sam? -01:03:03.071 --> 01:03:04.571 -We made them -have their eyes open. +01:02:25.500 --> 01:02:26.708 +What's to say? -01:03:04.656 --> 01:03:06.824 -You made me hold -one of their eyes open, +01:02:27.792 --> 01:02:30.333 +Wake up late, watch TV. -01:03:06.908 --> 01:03:08.534 -so they'd see what -you were doing to them. +01:02:31.542 --> 01:02:33.333 +Drink a beer and watch more TV. -01:03:09.119 --> 01:03:11.161 -They seemed to be having -a pretty good time. +01:02:34.042 --> 01:02:37.208 +Maybe convince Ma to give me a few bucks +so I can buy more beer. -01:03:11.246 --> 01:03:13.705 -They were not. -Those boys were crying. +01:02:38.167 --> 01:02:40.583 +Watch TV until I'm drunk enough to fall asleep. -01:03:13.998 --> 01:03:15.249 -Three of them -killed themselves! +01:02:42.167 --> 01:02:43.583 +Did I mention I watch TV? -01:03:16.251 --> 01:03:17.376 -Nothing to do with me. +01:02:46.042 --> 01:02:47.667 +You're awfully quiet, Brad. -01:03:17.460 --> 01:03:19.837 -Everything to do with you! -A lot of them wrote notes. +01:02:48.458 --> 01:02:49.542 +I'm not quiet. -01:03:19.921 --> 01:03:22.589 -In their suicide notes -they named you by name! +01:02:50.708 --> 01:02:51.708 +I'm bored. -01:03:22.841 --> 01:03:25.133 -It's all a rumor. -And you're being silly. +01:02:52.208 --> 01:02:54.875 +- Bored of what? +- Of not fucking working. -01:03:25.718 --> 01:03:27.052 -Hello, gentlemen. -How you doin'? +01:02:56.292 --> 01:03:00.042 +I'm built for combat, not daytime TV. -01:03:27.345 --> 01:03:28.846 -Are you guys -friends of the deceased? +01:03:02.458 --> 01:03:04.958 +The Afghanis treated us better than our own. -01:03:29.556 --> 01:03:30.931 -How do I put this? +01:03:06.542 --> 01:03:08.292 +I wish I was back in the unit. -01:03:31.182 --> 01:03:32.683 -He was my nigger. +01:03:09.792 --> 01:03:12.125 +Boredom is more dangerous than bullets. -01:03:33.017 --> 01:03:34.476 -No, that's not -the way to put it. +01:03:13.875 --> 01:03:16.333 +Give me an enemy I can fucking see. -01:03:34.602 --> 01:03:36.228 -- Whoa, whoa! -- No? +01:03:20.833 --> 01:03:22.542 +How about you, are you working, boss? -01:03:36.479 --> 01:03:37.771 -He was my negger. -Nigger. Nagger? +01:03:23.458 --> 01:03:24.958 +Still part-time at the mall. -01:03:37.981 --> 01:03:39.189 -- No, no, no. -- What is that? +01:03:25.875 --> 01:03:28.583 +Costing more than I'm making. +If it wasn't for Amy's parents, -01:03:39.274 --> 01:03:40.566 -- Negar. Nigger? Nagur? -- No, no. +01:03:29.583 --> 01:03:30.708 +we'd be on the street. -01:03:40.650 --> 01:03:41.817 -Please stop. Please. +01:03:30.792 --> 01:03:35.167 +Seems like Carlos is the only one +who landed on his feet with the oil tycoon. -01:03:41.901 --> 01:03:42.943 -I told you, -before we came in. +01:03:35.250 --> 01:03:38.167 +So I'm there from 6:00 in the morning +until 12:00 at night, -01:03:43.027 --> 01:03:45.529 -One word, do not say. -Is the exact word you're using now. +01:03:38.833 --> 01:03:40.500 +this motherfucker is dripping in gold, -01:03:45.613 --> 01:03:46.989 -- No, I said Nuga... -- One dozen times. +01:03:40.583 --> 01:03:42.750 +and I haven't seen a dollar +in overtime yet. -01:03:47.198 --> 01:03:50.117 -Please relate to him that there could be -two funerals today. +01:03:42.833 --> 01:03:45.542 +One minute we're killing Arabs, +the next minute we're wiping their ass. -01:03:50.243 --> 01:03:52.202 -I... Believe me -when I tell you, +01:03:45.625 --> 01:03:47.625 +Afghans aren't Arabs. -01:03:52.328 --> 01:03:55.622 -we are here only -to pay our respects to a great man. +01:03:47.708 --> 01:03:50.208 +They're not? What are they? -01:03:55.874 --> 01:03:58.041 -Okay, Eldridge's casket -is laying in the chapel right now. +01:03:50.917 --> 01:03:51.917 +Clue's in the name. -01:03:58.334 --> 01:03:59.877 -We're gonna have the -viewing in a few minutes. +01:03:52.000 --> 01:03:53.667 +Afghanis. -01:04:00.211 --> 01:04:01.378 -Thank you very much. +01:03:53.750 --> 01:03:56.750 +Whatever. They're not Americans. -01:04:03.006 --> 01:04:04.381 -I love your music, -by the way. +01:03:56.833 --> 01:03:58.125 +Do you know what I want to do? -01:04:04.549 --> 01:04:05.924 -No, it's not. -He's not a musician. +01:03:59.208 --> 01:04:01.125 +I wanna lift one of those precious ornaments -01:04:06.050 --> 01:04:09.928 -I'm so, so sorry that -Whitney turned out like she did. +01:04:01.208 --> 01:04:03.583 +until I get my motherfucking overtime pay. -01:04:10.054 --> 01:04:11.305 -- It's not Bobby Brown. -- Hey... +01:04:03.667 --> 01:04:04.667 +And why don't you? -01:04:15.977 --> 01:04:18.228 -- Go there. -- Okay. Here we go. +01:04:06.208 --> 01:04:07.375 +Why don't I what? -01:04:27.864 --> 01:04:28.947 -Hello? -Somebody in here? +01:04:10.083 --> 01:04:11.333 +Make them pay. -01:04:29.032 --> 01:04:31.158 -Nadal! -The Sub-Saharans have discovered us! +01:04:15.875 --> 01:04:16.958 +They owe us. -01:04:31.242 --> 01:04:32.826 -- What? Okay, okay, okay! -- Hurry, hurry! +01:04:19.083 --> 01:04:20.417 +Why are you asking me? -01:04:32.911 --> 01:04:34.411 -- Just a moment! -- What you doin' in there? +01:04:21.667 --> 01:04:22.708 +Ask sarge. -01:04:34.913 --> 01:04:36.538 -Jerking off. +01:04:31.667 --> 01:04:33.417 +Do they keep cash? -01:04:37.123 --> 01:04:38.123 -Open this door! +01:04:44.750 --> 01:04:45.750 +What's that? -01:04:38.583 --> 01:04:40.500 -- No, no, no! -- Open the door now! +01:04:49.958 --> 01:04:51.667 +That is it. -01:04:40.752 --> 01:04:43.086 -Quick! Plan B! Plan B! +01:04:52.917 --> 01:04:54.292 +That's fucking what? -01:04:52.680 --> 01:04:53.764 -Why did you -chop off his head? +01:04:55.292 --> 01:04:58.667 +That is what is left +after we've washed it through the system. -01:04:53.848 --> 01:04:54.932 -You said Plan B! +01:04:59.292 --> 01:05:00.667 +What's on the table? -01:04:55.016 --> 01:04:56.808 -Plan B was to have -coffee and regroup, +01:05:00.750 --> 01:05:02.000 +Hundred ten. -01:04:56.893 --> 01:04:59.227 -it was not to -chop his head off! +01:05:03.042 --> 01:05:08.583 +Two Rolexes, Patek. +Six-carat ring chains, 40 grand cash. -01:05:07.278 --> 01:05:09.071 -Good morning, Nadal! +01:05:09.167 --> 01:05:14.042 +Wait a minute. I got hit over the head +and lost my job for, like, 18g's a piece? -01:05:09.948 --> 01:05:12.282 -Wake up! -Good morning, Nadal! +01:05:14.833 --> 01:05:17.375 +Thought we worked out +over half a million in solids? -01:05:14.827 --> 01:05:16.411 -No, no, no, no, no, no! +01:05:17.458 --> 01:05:18.667 +We did the leg work. -01:05:16.579 --> 01:05:17.621 -Get this away from me! +01:05:19.333 --> 01:05:21.292 +- We made the calls... +- Number One. -01:05:17.705 --> 01:05:18.956 -You know, me and you -are quite a team. +01:05:21.375 --> 01:05:23.000 +- Go ahead, Four. +- Incoming. -01:05:19.040 --> 01:05:20.040 -No, no. +01:05:23.583 --> 01:05:27.375 +We spent the sweat, +we dealt with the fence, -01:05:20.124 --> 01:05:21.541 -You know who else -makes a great team? +01:05:28.542 --> 01:05:29.417 +that's what we get. -01:05:21.626 --> 01:05:24.086 -Ebony and ivory +01:05:30.500 --> 01:05:31.500 +Salaam-alaikum. -01:05:24.170 --> 01:05:25.587 -No, no, no! +01:05:33.208 --> 01:05:34.500 +Even split. -01:05:25.713 --> 01:05:27.047 -Live together -in perfect harmony +01:05:37.500 --> 01:05:40.167 +We're not the mafia. We're soldiers. -01:05:27.131 --> 01:05:28.131 -What is wrong with you? -Get it out of here! +01:05:40.833 --> 01:05:42.708 +Nah, something ain't right here. -01:05:29.175 --> 01:05:30.175 -Good one. +01:05:44.292 --> 01:05:46.833 +- You're trying to say something, Jan? +- Fuck off, Jan. -01:05:34.639 --> 01:05:36.598 -Splish splash -I was taking a bath! +01:05:48.333 --> 01:05:51.542 +Go find another bone to chew, +you'll break your teeth on this one. -01:05:37.558 --> 01:05:39.142 -No! Get it out of here! +01:05:51.625 --> 01:05:53.542 +And stand up when the boss is talking. -01:05:40.311 --> 01:05:41.979 -Oh, that is weird. +01:06:02.583 --> 01:06:05.542 +We could change it though, +out out the middleman. -01:05:43.481 --> 01:05:48.318 -I threw in some carob-covered goji -berries, just as a treat. Enjoy. +01:06:06.500 --> 01:06:07.625 +What does that mean? -01:05:48.820 --> 01:05:53.073 -Thank you. That's very kind of -you. You're a very nice man. +01:06:09.708 --> 01:06:10.958 +We want cash... -01:05:53.658 --> 01:05:55.659 -What the fuck -did you call me? +01:06:13.042 --> 01:06:14.375 +we go after cash. -01:05:56.661 --> 01:05:58.495 -I said you were nice! +01:06:14.458 --> 01:06:16.542 +We've got a guy on the inside. -01:06:03.501 --> 01:06:07.421 -Allison! The Lancaster just -called! We got the contract back! +01:06:17.250 --> 01:06:18.250 +Inside of what? -01:06:07.505 --> 01:06:09.589 -- Great! Whatever! -- I know! +01:06:20.583 --> 01:06:21.417 +Cash trucks. -01:06:09.674 --> 01:06:12.009 -Green World is shutting down -their Manhattan store! +01:06:25.792 --> 01:06:29.458 +We took in 1.18 million. -01:06:12.343 --> 01:06:14.219 -I wonder what -could have happened? +01:06:32.583 --> 01:06:34.750 +That's three years' worth of work +in one payday. -01:06:16.180 --> 01:06:18.265 -Be careful with that, -sweetheart. Be careful. +01:06:34.833 --> 01:06:39.208 +$168,571 each. -01:06:18.599 --> 01:06:21.351 -Oh, yeah, we're going to -have a nice big salad. +01:06:39.292 --> 01:06:41.167 +That's a lot of paper right there. -01:06:22.186 --> 01:06:23.895 -Celebratory cuddle? +01:06:41.250 --> 01:06:46.250 +- Hold on, that's seven ways, not six? +- Thirty seconds. -01:06:25.523 --> 01:06:26.606 -Well done! +01:06:46.333 --> 01:06:47.667 +There might not be a middleman, -01:06:26.774 --> 01:06:28.191 -- You smell bad. -- I know. +01:06:47.750 --> 01:06:50.000 +but there is a man on the inside, +he needs a slice. -01:06:28.693 --> 01:06:29.776 -Help! +01:06:56.083 --> 01:06:58.250 +And who is this inside man? -01:06:29.861 --> 01:06:32.070 -Somebody help! -My wife is in labor! +01:06:59.792 --> 01:07:00.792 +You don't need to know. -01:06:32.405 --> 01:06:34.031 -Oh, my God! -Oh, my God! +01:07:01.875 --> 01:07:06.375 +Yes, motherfuckers, these are +guns and we'll not hesitate to kill you. -01:06:34.198 --> 01:06:36.992 -Baby? The ambulance can't -be here for 20 minutes. Can you hold it? +01:07:06.458 --> 01:07:08.167 +Don't be a hero, it's not your money. -01:06:37.076 --> 01:06:38.744 -I can't hold it! -It's coming out! +01:07:08.250 --> 01:07:11.125 +- Show me your hands. +- Put your hands behind your back. -01:06:39.037 --> 01:06:40.162 -It's coming out! +01:07:11.208 --> 01:07:14.583 +What's your driver's name? +If you lie to me, I'll fucking kill you. -01:06:40.246 --> 01:06:42.956 -Does anyone have -any medical experience? +01:07:14.667 --> 01:07:16.708 +- Chad. +- Chad fucking what? -01:06:43.207 --> 01:06:46.793 -I was Wadiya's Chief Surgeon -for the last 22 years. +01:07:17.542 --> 01:07:19.375 +- Chad Reed. +- Horrible name. -01:06:47.086 --> 01:06:48.879 -Please. -Please help us. Please. +01:07:19.458 --> 01:07:23.042 +Gentlemen, we have found our opportunity +to stand tall again. -01:06:49.130 --> 01:06:51.131 -- Allison, they need your help. Come on. -- Okay, fine. +01:07:23.833 --> 01:07:27.167 +After years of taking it, +staring at our laces. -01:06:51.758 --> 01:06:52.758 -Come on. +01:07:28.250 --> 01:07:30.625 +Don't quit your day job just yet. -01:06:53.259 --> 01:06:54.342 -Are you okay? +01:07:30.708 --> 01:07:32.958 +Rhythm as normal, be smart. -01:06:55.762 --> 01:06:57.471 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. -What are you doing? +01:07:33.042 --> 01:07:35.000 +Don't go buying anything flashy. -01:06:57.555 --> 01:06:58.930 -Sorry! Old habits die hard. +01:07:35.083 --> 01:07:37.583 +Just what you absolutely need, +do you hear me, Jan? -01:06:59.390 --> 01:07:01.058 -All right, I'm going in. +01:07:38.958 --> 01:07:40.583 +Oh, yeah, loud and clear, boss. -01:07:02.977 --> 01:07:04.019 -That's the wrong hole! +01:07:41.875 --> 01:07:43.750 +Groceries, good. -01:07:04.103 --> 01:07:06.063 -- What? -- You just put your fist up the wrong hole. +01:07:43.833 --> 01:07:45.250 +Sports cars, bad. -01:07:06.230 --> 01:07:07.856 -If I had a dollar for -every time I heard that. +01:07:46.667 --> 01:07:49.875 +This isn't retirement money, +but if we play it right, it could be. -01:07:09.734 --> 01:07:10.776 -Get it outta there. +01:07:50.375 --> 01:07:52.292 +Yo, Dave, come in. -01:07:11.486 --> 01:07:13.487 -- Going in again. -- Okay, good. +01:07:55.958 --> 01:07:57.000 +Come in, Dave. -01:07:13.654 --> 01:07:15.238 -Still my asshole! +01:07:57.083 --> 01:07:59.250 +Just checking everything's as it should be. -01:07:15.490 --> 01:07:16.990 -What is wrong -with you, man? +01:07:59.875 --> 01:08:01.708 +All good here, Chad. -01:07:17.075 --> 01:07:18.533 -You just put it in -my asshole again! +01:08:01.792 --> 01:08:03.125 +Be out in two. -01:07:18.618 --> 01:07:20.118 -Just go up -from where you are. +01:08:05.708 --> 01:08:07.500 +Did that just go as smooth +as I thought it did? -01:07:20.828 --> 01:07:23.455 -The good news is, -your prostate is completely healthy. +01:08:07.583 --> 01:08:09.250 +Don't count your chickens just yet. -01:07:24.415 --> 01:07:26.083 -That's good. That's good. - -01:07:26.334 --> 01:07:27.709 -- Going in again. -- Okay, good. - -01:07:31.422 --> 01:07:32.589 +01:08:12.833 --> 01:08:13.667 Hold on. -01:07:33.925 --> 01:07:34.966 -What are you... +01:08:14.458 --> 01:08:17.750 +Gentlemen, if I can just get your signatures. -01:07:37.011 --> 01:07:38.845 -Allison, stop it! -You need two hands! +01:08:17.833 --> 01:08:19.208 +- How's it going? +- All right. -01:07:39.180 --> 01:07:40.347 -But I'm in the middle -of the text. +01:08:21.708 --> 01:08:22.833 +- Fantastic. +- Thank you. -01:07:40.598 --> 01:07:42.182 -It's coming out! +01:08:24.792 --> 01:08:28.583 +I'm telling you now, +there's more gold in these hills. -01:07:47.438 --> 01:07:48.814 -- Where is that coming from? -- What? +01:08:29.083 --> 01:08:32.000 +Yeah. We haven't even tapped into +our skill set. -01:07:54.112 --> 01:07:56.113 -I'm really sorry. -I'm gonna have to take this call. +01:08:32.083 --> 01:08:33.917 +Monkeys could've done that job. -01:07:56.322 --> 01:07:57.656 -Is there a phone -in my body? +01:08:34.000 --> 01:08:36.167 +- So let's push ourselves then. +- Easy, boys. -01:07:57.949 --> 01:07:59.282 -What are you doing? +01:08:36.250 --> 01:08:37.833 +Walking before running. -01:07:59.408 --> 01:08:00.784 -I'm in -the Lincoln Tunnel. +01:08:38.542 --> 01:08:40.000 +Yeah, I don't know about you guys, -01:08:00.993 --> 01:08:03.328 -What? Okay, look. -We need to talk for a minute. +01:08:40.083 --> 01:08:43.458 +but, I feel like I've been walking +for a long fucking time. -01:08:03.663 --> 01:08:05.622 -Hello, Nadal. -Listen, I can't speak now. +01:08:43.542 --> 01:08:48.667 +Happy birthday to you -01:08:05.706 --> 01:08:07.207 -I'll speak to you later, -okay? Bye! +01:08:48.750 --> 01:08:53.333 +Happy birthday to you -01:08:07.542 --> 01:08:09.459 -Stop talking to my vagina! +01:08:53.417 --> 01:08:58.417 +Happy birthday, dear Jack -01:08:10.795 --> 01:08:13.463 -Zoey, the baby's stuck. I need you to put -your hand in and help me. +01:08:58.500 --> 01:08:59.500 +Happy birthday! -01:08:13.756 --> 01:08:15.006 -- What? No... -- Come on! Put it in! +01:08:59.583 --> 01:09:05.708 +Happy birthday to you -01:08:15.091 --> 01:08:16.800 -- No, don't be scared. Put it in. -- Okay. Okay. +01:09:06.833 --> 01:09:07.708 +Yeah! -01:08:17.051 --> 01:08:18.385 +01:09:08.750 --> 01:09:11.417 +It's getting harder and harder. + +01:09:14.583 --> 01:09:17.125 +I know it is my birthday, but... + +01:09:18.208 --> 01:09:19.625 +I've got a present for you. + +01:09:20.833 --> 01:09:23.333 +- What are you sitting on, old man? +- More work. + +01:09:23.958 --> 01:09:25.792 +But with a significant bump. + +01:09:26.833 --> 01:09:28.000 +It's another truck. + +01:09:28.833 --> 01:09:30.833 +This time there's gonna be +at least six mil inside. + +01:09:30.917 --> 01:09:32.917 +Now, we're talking. + +01:09:33.000 --> 01:09:35.875 +Well, it's a lot more profitable +than killing Arabs. + +01:09:35.958 --> 01:09:37.500 +And it makes my blood flow. + +01:09:41.958 --> 01:09:43.333 +Sweetheart, what about the kids? + +01:09:43.417 --> 01:09:46.625 +Yeah, feed them first. Bad animals, bad. + +01:09:47.667 --> 01:09:49.875 - I'm sorry. -- Put it right there on the right side. +- Here, let me help you with-- -01:08:18.469 --> 01:08:20.387 -- Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh! -- Push in. +01:09:52.417 --> 01:09:53.750 +Is the intel good? -01:08:21.556 --> 01:08:22.681 -I think I feel an arm! +01:09:55.167 --> 01:09:56.458 +We've got a good inside man. -01:08:24.308 --> 01:08:25.308 -That's my finger. +01:09:56.542 --> 01:09:59.708 +He's one of us, +served under me back in the day. -01:08:38.698 --> 01:08:41.241 -Excuse me. You guys -make a really cute couple together. +01:09:59.792 --> 01:10:02.458 +Well, I'm in. +I just want to get back in the field. -01:08:41.325 --> 01:08:42.951 -But maybe could you finish doing this +01:10:02.542 --> 01:10:06.958 +I like the money but I fucking love a mission. -01:08:43.035 --> 01:08:44.995 -when you're not elbow-deep -in my pussy! +01:10:07.458 --> 01:10:08.708 +Yeah, what's the downside? -01:08:45.329 --> 01:08:47.539 -Okay, Allison, -you've got the head? +01:10:08.792 --> 01:10:10.500 +We're gonna be way more exposed. -01:08:47.832 --> 01:08:49.583 -- I've got the head. -- Okay, it's coming out. +01:10:11.042 --> 01:10:12.667 +And it will warrant significant planning. -01:08:49.667 --> 01:08:50.709 -Come on, push! +01:10:13.250 --> 01:10:15.708 +There will be six weeks of training and recon. -01:08:53.171 --> 01:08:56.006 -Where are the rebel bases? -Where are the rebel bases? +01:10:53.458 --> 01:10:54.667 +Three minutes. -01:08:56.340 --> 01:08:57.883 -Sorry, sorry. +01:11:02.625 --> 01:11:04.250 +Who the fuck are these clowns? -01:08:58.176 --> 01:09:01.136 -Wait, I can see the head! -I can see the head! +01:11:10.667 --> 01:11:13.292 +- Is it gonna be a problem? +- I don't think so. -01:09:01.220 --> 01:09:02.345 -I can't push anymore! +01:11:14.167 --> 01:11:16.833 +- Five, on the car. Handle it. +- On it. -01:09:06.851 --> 01:09:09.269 -You did it! -You did it! +01:11:18.750 --> 01:11:20.000 +Time to go to work, boys. -01:09:17.528 --> 01:09:18.862 -I sentence you +01:11:22.333 --> 01:11:24.500 +Gotta get these hinges greased, man. -01:09:19.197 --> 01:09:20.697 -to life. +01:11:30.083 --> 01:11:31.250 +What is this? -01:09:23.201 --> 01:09:24.284 -It's still attached! +01:11:39.333 --> 01:11:41.250 +- Freeway's gonna be backed up. +- Oh, fuck! Shit! -01:09:24.410 --> 01:09:26.369 -Sorry. Oh, no. +01:11:54.458 --> 01:11:56.583 +Still no response. -01:09:26.537 --> 01:09:27.871 -- What's wrong? -- I'm sorry. +01:12:03.667 --> 01:12:04.750 +Thirty seconds. -01:09:28.080 --> 01:09:29.581 -It's bad news. +01:12:08.208 --> 01:12:10.333 +Yo! Out of the fucking car, come on. -01:09:29.916 --> 01:09:31.041 -It's a girl. +01:12:10.417 --> 01:12:12.583 +Don't fucking look at me! +Out of the fucking car. -01:09:33.169 --> 01:09:34.211 -Where's the trash can? +01:12:12.667 --> 01:12:15.167 +Let's go, motherfucker. -01:09:34.420 --> 01:09:36.421 -No, no, no, no! -That's what we wanted! +01:12:15.250 --> 01:12:18.792 +- Portico 1377, alarm raised. +- Alarm registered. -01:09:36.714 --> 01:09:38.381 -We'll take her, -we'll take her. +01:12:18.875 --> 01:12:20.167 +Face the fucking ground! -01:09:38.466 --> 01:09:39.466 -Oh, baby. +01:12:20.250 --> 01:12:21.500 +- Tires now. +- Move! -01:09:43.971 --> 01:09:46.806 -You were so -amazing down there. +01:12:23.833 --> 01:12:25.583 +Do what we say and you fucking live. -01:09:47.141 --> 01:09:49.226 -You saved -a little person's life. +01:12:25.667 --> 01:12:28.542 +Bravo, two black-and-whites, +en route, two minutes away. -01:09:58.402 --> 01:09:59.986 -It feels so nice -to kiss you. +01:12:28.625 --> 01:12:29.958 +Two units dispatched. -01:10:00.071 --> 01:10:01.488 -I know. It's nice -to kiss you, too. +01:12:34.583 --> 01:12:35.875 +Don't do it. -01:10:01.572 --> 01:10:03.073 -I love the hugging. +01:12:35.958 --> 01:12:37.750 +- ETA two minutes. +- Two minutes. -01:10:03.491 --> 01:10:04.908 -I just came. - -01:10:08.162 --> 01:10:09.663 -I don't care. - -01:10:11.040 --> 01:10:12.165 -Lie back. - -01:10:12.250 --> 01:10:13.291 -Okay. - -01:10:13.376 --> 01:10:15.043 -This is going to be -amazing for you. - -01:10:15.127 --> 01:10:16.461 -Okay! - -01:10:29.600 --> 01:10:31.059 -You have such -a small stomach. - -01:10:31.227 --> 01:10:33.520 -It's like -a 10-year-old boy's. - -01:10:35.439 --> 01:10:38.066 -Normally, I don't kiss -a 10-year-old boy's stomach. - -01:10:38.276 --> 01:10:39.484 -They kiss mine. - -01:10:40.861 --> 01:10:41.861 -See you in 15 minutes. - -01:10:45.283 --> 01:10:46.324 -Okay. - -01:10:55.376 --> 01:10:56.710 -Wait, wait. - -01:10:57.044 --> 01:10:58.378 -Wait. - -01:11:00.339 --> 01:11:02.507 -Allison, -before we go any further, - -01:11:03.384 --> 01:11:05.468 -there's something -that I want to tell you. - -01:11:05.720 --> 01:11:08.305 -You've got a dick. -I knew it. - -01:11:09.056 --> 01:11:11.182 -Allison, -I don't have a dick. - -01:11:11.434 --> 01:11:12.684 -Great! - -01:11:13.060 --> 01:11:15.437 -And I've never been -with a guy with a dick. - -01:11:15.646 --> 01:11:16.938 -Or any guy. - -01:11:18.607 --> 01:11:19.649 -Or boys. - -01:11:21.819 --> 01:11:22.986 -Just girls. - -01:11:24.363 --> 01:11:25.447 -And children. - -01:11:25.948 --> 01:11:28.783 -Not male ones. -Female ones. - -01:11:32.455 --> 01:11:34.706 -What I wanted to -tell you was this. - -01:11:34.790 --> 01:11:37.959 -I really want -to be with you, Allison Burgers. - -01:11:38.794 --> 01:11:40.045 -Zoey, - -01:11:41.839 --> 01:11:43.923 -I'm not really -Allison Burgers. - -01:11:45.009 --> 01:11:47.677 -I'm actually -a little somebody called - -01:11:48.679 --> 01:11:50.680 -Admiral General - -01:11:51.390 --> 01:11:52.640 -Aladeen. - -01:11:57.063 --> 01:11:59.230 -No, what's your real name? - -01:11:59.440 --> 01:12:01.191 -Wait, this will -convince you. - -01:12:03.027 --> 01:12:04.069 -Look, it's me! - -01:12:04.987 --> 01:12:08.156 -The weapons inspectors -will bathe in their own blood! - -01:12:09.575 --> 01:12:11.034 -That's your beard? - -01:12:11.118 --> 01:12:13.161 -No, no, no! -It's not my beard. - -01:12:13.245 --> 01:12:15.288 -My friend chopped the head -off Morgan Freeman. - -01:12:15.748 --> 01:12:18.041 -It's a hilarious story. -I'll tell you later, okay? - -01:12:18.584 --> 01:12:21.878 -You are out of your mind. -You're insane! - -01:12:22.046 --> 01:12:24.964 -Well, you download songs -illegally from the Internet. - -01:12:25.508 --> 01:12:27.050 -So let's not -throw stones, okay? - -01:12:27.802 --> 01:12:29.135 -You're a murderer! - -01:12:29.470 --> 01:12:31.513 -No, no, no! -Zoey, Zoey, Zoey! No. - -01:12:31.597 --> 01:12:34.849 -You were just using me -to get access to that hotel! - -01:12:34.934 --> 01:12:36.142 +01:12:43.000 --> 01:12:44.292 No! -01:12:36.227 --> 01:12:39.813 -Zoey, I'm attracted to you -in a really fucked-up way. +01:12:45.208 --> 01:12:46.042 +Fuck! -01:12:40.314 --> 01:12:42.315 -Oh, my God! +01:12:46.125 --> 01:12:47.542 +He shot two fucking guards, Elvis. -01:12:42.650 --> 01:12:45.193 -I'm canceling that -contract tomorrow! +01:12:47.625 --> 01:12:50.583 +- He shot two fucking guards. +- Number One, are we good? -01:12:45.653 --> 01:12:47.904 -No, Zoey! What have -I ever done wrong? +01:12:52.083 --> 01:12:53.667 +Are we good, Number One? -01:12:48.155 --> 01:12:50.156 -You lied to me! +01:12:53.750 --> 01:12:54.875 +We're good. -01:12:50.241 --> 01:12:52.659 -And you're wanted -for war crimes! +01:13:08.292 --> 01:13:11.500 +Number One just shot a fucking kid! +He shot a fucking kid! -01:12:52.743 --> 01:12:54.327 -That stuff never sticks. +01:13:11.583 --> 01:13:13.042 +Dougie! -01:12:54.912 --> 01:12:56.621 -You need to leave now. +01:13:13.125 --> 01:13:15.625 +- Incoming! Incoming on the right! +- It's fine! Incoming! -01:12:57.665 --> 01:13:01.126 -You have broken my heart -into Aladeen pieces. +01:13:15.708 --> 01:13:17.542 +- I'm on it. +- Take the legs. -01:13:23.732 --> 01:13:26.109 -With the signing of the -constitution tomorrow morning, +01:13:19.750 --> 01:13:21.750 +What the fuck did you just do? -01:13:26.193 --> 01:13:28.695 -democracy in Wadiya -is just hours away, +01:13:21.833 --> 01:13:24.750 +I said the fucking legs. +Three, take his gun. -01:13:28.779 --> 01:13:31.114 -and people are -in the streets celebrating. +01:13:24.833 --> 01:13:27.500 +Okay, we've got one minute. Let's go! -01:13:31.407 --> 01:13:35.452 -Kill Aladeen, -kill Aladeen, hey! +01:13:27.583 --> 01:13:30.417 +- Move. +- Exit west. We've got to go! Come on! -01:13:39.790 --> 01:13:41.624 -What do you think of -Admiral General Aladeen? +01:13:30.500 --> 01:13:32.000 +- Let's go. +- Move! Move! Move! -01:13:41.750 --> 01:13:43.668 -We hate him. We hate him. +01:13:32.083 --> 01:13:33.500 +Let's go! Let's go! -01:13:43.794 --> 01:13:46.296 -You know, -when we think ofhim, we... +01:14:15.833 --> 01:14:18.542 +I'll tell you, man, +I'm surprised to hear from you. -01:13:46.630 --> 01:13:48.965 -We vomit, and we spit -and we don't want him. +01:14:19.125 --> 01:14:20.458 +Glad we could all make it. -01:13:49.175 --> 01:13:51.301 -What would you say to General -Aladeen ifhe were watching this? +01:14:22.250 --> 01:14:23.750 +I'm glad that shit blew over. -01:13:51.510 --> 01:13:53.178 -I have a message -forAladeen. +01:14:24.542 --> 01:14:28.292 +You put us in a tight spot, Jan. +I'm not sure it has all blown over. -01:13:53.679 --> 01:13:54.888 -Suevel. +01:14:29.000 --> 01:14:31.000 +You're lucky you still got a seat at this table. -01:13:55.097 --> 01:13:57.640 -Suevel. Suevel. +01:14:33.000 --> 01:14:33.833 +Got it. -01:14:16.660 --> 01:14:18.244 -- Good-bye! -- Stop, stop, wait! +01:14:38.958 --> 01:14:41.250 +I think we all know we're gonna need +a pension fund. -01:14:18.329 --> 01:14:19.329 -What are you doing? +01:14:41.333 --> 01:14:43.875 +I can't say I wasn't pleased +to have this meeting. -01:14:20.664 --> 01:14:21.664 -How did you find me? +01:14:43.958 --> 01:14:45.167 +I was starting to itch. -01:14:22.249 --> 01:14:24.334 -You texted me, like, -seven times. +01:14:45.250 --> 01:14:49.208 +As we are aware, the bigger the reward, +the bigger the risk. -01:14:26.253 --> 01:14:27.921 -I am executing myself! +01:14:49.833 --> 01:14:52.917 +- Everything comes with a price. +- Are you ready for that? -01:14:28.255 --> 01:14:29.589 -What? Why? +01:14:53.000 --> 01:14:55.792 +'Cause there is no guarantee of success +on this one. -01:14:29.757 --> 01:14:31.299 -Because no one -has ever loved me! +01:14:57.625 --> 01:15:00.125 +None of this was ever really guaranteed, +was it, sarge? -01:14:31.675 --> 01:14:33.718 -Your father would -be ashamed of you! +01:15:02.375 --> 01:15:03.583 +We've been through worse. -01:14:33.802 --> 01:14:36.429 -No, I've realized -I don't want to be like my father! +01:15:04.208 --> 01:15:06.708 +Yeah, so lay it on us. +We're dying to find out. -01:14:36.513 --> 01:14:39.057 -In fact, -I don't want to be a dictator anymore! +01:15:07.625 --> 01:15:12.167 +We do this right, +we'll never have to work again. -01:14:39.141 --> 01:14:40.308 -What's that now? +01:15:12.250 --> 01:15:15.292 +- Neither will our kids. +- If we get it wrong? -01:14:40.517 --> 01:14:43.311 -I've been on a spiritual journey, -man, like Eat, Pray, Love. +01:15:15.375 --> 01:15:16.458 +It's game over. -01:14:44.563 --> 01:14:46.231 -Have you gone insane? +01:15:19.958 --> 01:15:21.167 +So, what is it? -01:14:46.482 --> 01:14:48.524 -I now know that -on the outside, +01:15:24.125 --> 01:15:28.583 +We're not hitting a cash truck, +we're hitting them all. -01:14:48.609 --> 01:14:49.984 -I am a bit of -a cocksucker. +01:15:29.667 --> 01:15:30.875 +How is that possible? -01:14:50.277 --> 01:14:53.154 -- Yeah. -- But deep down I'm nice. +01:15:32.208 --> 01:15:35.250 +The depot, Black Friday. -01:14:53.405 --> 01:14:55.740 -- Not really. -- Yes, I am! I'm like mafroom. +01:15:38.750 --> 01:15:39.792 +How much? -01:14:56.033 --> 01:14:58.159 -Hard and spiky -on the outside, +01:15:40.708 --> 01:15:42.750 +North of 150 million. -01:14:58.244 --> 01:15:00.328 -but soft and -really mushy on the in. +01:15:48.958 --> 01:15:51.208 +We've got eight weeks of recon and planning. -01:15:00.537 --> 01:15:03.873 -You're not like -mafroom at all. You're like an onion. +01:15:54.458 --> 01:15:57.167 +- Base, this is Gamma reporting. +- Come in, over. -01:15:04.166 --> 01:15:06.125 -An outer layer -of cocksucker, +01:16:07.833 --> 01:16:09.208 +This way. -01:15:06.210 --> 01:15:07.627 -and when you -peel it away, +01:16:23.417 --> 01:16:27.000 +That's 160 million divided seven ways. -01:15:07.711 --> 01:15:10.421 -there is 10 more layers -of cocksucker underneath. +01:16:27.583 --> 01:16:29.042 +We have every avenue covered. -01:15:12.549 --> 01:15:13.883 -You are such a schmuck! +01:16:29.125 --> 01:16:31.625 +- Coming, Mr. Rossi. +- Thank you, Mr. Hill. -01:15:14.176 --> 01:15:16.719 -- Why are you speaking Yiddish? -- I picked it up. +01:16:31.708 --> 01:16:34.000 +- Signing in. +- This is our best plan. -01:15:16.845 --> 01:15:19.305 -What do you mean, -"I picked it up"? Who picks up Yiddish? +01:16:34.083 --> 01:16:37.750 +Yeah. All this is for nothing +if our guy doesn't come through. -01:15:19.390 --> 01:15:20.556 -I'm in New York! +01:16:38.417 --> 01:16:40.417 +Why does this room always smell so good? -01:15:20.641 --> 01:15:22.892 -We're trying to erase -that country off the map! +01:16:40.917 --> 01:16:42.875 +Maybe, one day, +my garden can smell like this. -01:15:22.977 --> 01:15:25.061 -I don't like the people, -but I like the way that +01:16:42.958 --> 01:16:45.125 +I hope you're not planning anything, Dave. -01:15:25.145 --> 01:15:27.814 -their words really sound like -what they're meant to be. +01:16:45.208 --> 01:16:49.083 +Well, it's Black Friday tomorrow, +so, you'll have to wait and see. -01:15:27.898 --> 01:15:30.733 -Oh, I'm sorry! Did I not get the -Evite to your bar mitzvah? +01:16:49.167 --> 01:16:51.417 +If I thought you were serious, +I'd have to report you. -01:15:30.818 --> 01:15:31.985 -Oh, my God! +01:16:51.500 --> 01:16:54.542 +Of course I'm not serious. Or am I? -01:15:32.069 --> 01:15:34.112 -You've got real -chutzpah saying that! +01:16:56.250 --> 01:16:59.667 +Anyway, it's Action Man +you got to look out for, not me. -01:15:34.196 --> 01:15:36.406 -Look, where has being -a nice guy gotten you, huh? +01:16:59.750 --> 01:17:01.583 +Yeah, colder than a reptile. -01:15:36.699 --> 01:15:38.908 -Standing on the edge -of a bridge about to commit suicide? +01:17:02.458 --> 01:17:04.167 +Something's not right. -01:15:38.993 --> 01:15:40.076 -Still wearing Crocs? +01:17:04.250 --> 01:17:07.500 +Well, why do I get the feeling +your money's never been safer, Mr. Rossi? -01:15:40.744 --> 01:15:42.161 -What's wrong with Crocs? +01:17:07.583 --> 01:17:09.583 +You don't need to worry. -01:15:42.246 --> 01:15:45.248 -They are the universal symbol of a -man who has given up hope! +01:17:09.667 --> 01:17:11.625 +He's greedier than you, Tom. +He'll come through. -01:15:46.375 --> 01:15:48.334 -You might as well -put sweatpants on +01:17:12.417 --> 01:17:14.208 +Okay, let's run through it one more time. -01:15:48.419 --> 01:15:50.336 -and go to Applebee's -for the rest of your life! +01:17:18.250 --> 01:17:20.375 +Have anyone see my clutch? -01:15:51.380 --> 01:15:53.339 -I'll give you that one. -I do look ridiculous. +01:17:20.458 --> 01:17:22.625 +- Your-- Your what? +- My purse, sweetheart. -01:15:53.424 --> 01:15:57.260 -Yes! Listen, if you won't -come down from there for yourself, +01:17:22.708 --> 01:17:24.083 +There's a green one on the landing. -01:15:57.344 --> 01:15:58.594 -do it for your country. +01:17:24.167 --> 01:17:25.292 +- Thank you. +- Oh, yeah. -01:15:58.762 --> 01:16:00.513 -If this constitution -is signed, +01:17:25.375 --> 01:17:26.333 +Come on. -01:16:00.597 --> 01:16:03.808 -there will be free press, -women drivers, civil rights! +01:17:26.958 --> 01:17:28.917 +- What are you doing today, Dad? +- I got work. -01:16:04.018 --> 01:16:05.101 -What are "civil rights"? +01:17:29.000 --> 01:17:31.250 +- At the mall? +- That's right. -01:16:05.394 --> 01:16:07.645 -I'll tell you later. -They're hilarious. +01:17:31.333 --> 01:17:32.833 +Will you come to my game after? -01:16:08.147 --> 01:16:11.607 -Look, you alone can stop -these terrible things from happening. +01:17:32.917 --> 01:17:35.125 +I wouldn't miss it for the world. -01:16:11.900 --> 01:16:14.485 -You are the last -great dictator! +01:17:35.208 --> 01:17:36.250 +- Let's go. +- Come on. -01:16:14.903 --> 01:16:17.071 -All of the others -are gone! Qaddafi, +01:17:36.333 --> 01:17:37.667 +- Love you, Dad. +- Bye, love you. -01:16:17.281 --> 01:16:19.782 -Saddam, Kim Jong, Cheney. +01:17:37.750 --> 01:17:38.875 +- I love you. +- Love you, honey. -01:16:21.827 --> 01:16:23.286 -You are right, Nadal. +01:17:38.958 --> 01:17:41.125 +- Come on. +- Bye. -01:16:23.746 --> 01:16:25.830 -I will become -the greatest dictator of all, +01:17:42.708 --> 01:17:45.250 +- I'm gonna be late for work. +- I love you. -01:16:25.914 --> 01:16:27.915 -the envy of madmen -everywhere! +01:17:45.333 --> 01:17:46.708 +Hurry up, Mom! -01:16:28.125 --> 01:16:29.709 -Yes, Supreme Leader! +01:17:47.750 --> 01:17:48.792 +Okay, bye. -01:16:29.793 --> 01:16:33.171 -From the mountaintops of North Korea -to the jungles of Zimbabwe, +01:17:51.208 --> 01:17:52.833 +Come on, kids. Get in the car. -01:16:33.255 --> 01:16:37.508 -let every child laborer -and sweatshop factory worker sing, +01:18:02.083 --> 01:18:04.042 +We're all set on our end. -01:16:37.593 --> 01:16:40.261 -"Oppressed at last! -Oppressed at last! +01:18:04.125 --> 01:18:06.125 +I'm on my way to pick up Jan. -01:16:40.637 --> 01:16:43.431 -"Thank Aladeen, -I am oppressed at last!" +01:18:06.958 --> 01:18:08.333 +Now it's all up to you. -01:16:43.515 --> 01:16:44.682 -Yes! Whoa! +01:18:11.708 --> 01:18:14.792 +Remember, take different routes there and back. -01:16:44.767 --> 01:16:46.059 -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! -What are you doing? +01:18:14.875 --> 01:18:18.083 +Even a sniff of anything untoward, +you call it in. -01:16:46.143 --> 01:16:47.518 -- No, no, no, no, don't fall. -- I'm not doing anything. +01:18:18.708 --> 01:18:20.417 +This is Black Friday. -01:16:47.603 --> 01:16:50.271 -Just do like a pull-up. -You know how you do pull-ups? +01:18:20.500 --> 01:18:21.917 +The tills will keep ringing. -01:16:50.356 --> 01:16:51.564 -I invented the pull-up. +01:18:22.708 --> 01:18:24.333 +So don't take no chances. -01:16:55.861 --> 01:16:58.946 -If you're just joining us, we -are at the Lancaster Hotel, +01:18:24.958 --> 01:18:28.583 +We got close to 180 million +coming in here today. -01:16:59.031 --> 01:17:00.740 -where in about 20 minutes, +01:18:30.292 --> 01:18:31.250 +Have you got it? -01:17:02.826 --> 01:17:04.660 -General Aladeen will be signing the -new Wadiyan constitution. +01:18:31.333 --> 01:18:32.458 +- Yes, sir. +- Got it. -01:17:04.745 --> 01:17:06.579 -Dignitaries from -around the world +01:18:33.333 --> 01:18:36.333 +I want everything and everyone back. -01:17:06.663 --> 01:17:09.582 -are arriving now to witness -the creation of a democracy +01:18:36.958 --> 01:18:38.208 +Safe and sound. -01:17:09.666 --> 01:17:12.460 -that will undoubtedly change -the political landscape +01:18:38.833 --> 01:18:40.292 +Let's get going, H. -01:17:12.544 --> 01:17:14.253 -of the entire region. +01:18:49.625 --> 01:18:52.083 +What? You don't like it? -01:17:14.505 --> 01:17:17.507 -As Wadiya goes, -so goes North Africa. +01:18:53.125 --> 01:18:56.417 +How does someone like you +afford a place like this? -01:17:24.014 --> 01:17:26.808 -Eddie Norton, next time, -you pee on me. +01:18:56.500 --> 01:18:58.875 +And a $28,000 bike? -01:17:27.101 --> 01:17:28.184 -Whatever. +01:19:00.125 --> 01:19:01.333 +Credit card. -01:17:28.519 --> 01:17:30.520 -And tell Viggo Mortensen -he is on my radar. +01:19:01.417 --> 01:19:04.542 +- Calm down, it's not in my name. +- Return it. -01:17:32.981 --> 01:17:35.358 -How do you say, -"Fly is in the soup"? +01:19:07.250 --> 01:19:09.417 +Put the beers down. +Grab your gear and let's go. -01:17:35.442 --> 01:17:37.276 -Gentlemen, Tamir. - -01:17:37.653 --> 01:17:39.779 -Let me introduce you -to my beautiful wife. - -01:17:40.322 --> 01:17:42.740 -Mrs. Lao, it is my -very great pleasure. - -01:17:42.825 --> 01:17:44.992 -No, no, no, no. -She does not speak English. - -01:17:45.077 --> 01:17:46.285 -Watch this. - -01:17:46.995 --> 01:17:48.621 -You ugly horse! - -01:17:49.289 --> 01:17:50.331 -She doesn't know. - -01:17:50.958 --> 01:17:55.128 -"Ohhh." See? -She goes "Ohhh" all the time. Watch. - -01:17:55.671 --> 01:17:57.338 -Shaved ape. - -01:17:57.923 --> 01:17:58.965 -"Ohhh." - -01:18:12.479 --> 01:18:15.481 -Wait. That is how you intend to get me -across to the Lancaster? - -01:18:15.732 --> 01:18:16.816 -Absolutely. - -01:18:16.900 --> 01:18:18.234 -- Where'd you get that? -- I built it. - -01:18:18.652 --> 01:18:20.903 -When I was going -to assassinate you. - -01:18:21.321 --> 01:18:22.405 -You mean my double. - -01:18:25.075 --> 01:18:26.451 -Sure. Yeah. - -01:18:34.209 --> 01:18:36.127 -Bingo! - -01:18:39.173 --> 01:18:40.173 -Love it! - -01:18:40.257 --> 01:18:41.299 -- Here's what you do. -- Okay. - -01:18:41.383 --> 01:18:44.385 -Zipline across, -kill the double, - -01:18:44.470 --> 01:18:47.054 -and then rip up the constitution in -front of the world's media. - -01:18:47.139 --> 01:18:48.139 -Piece of cake. - -01:19:02.529 --> 01:19:04.780 -Hello, Lancaster! - -01:19:13.749 --> 01:19:15.041 -I don't understand -what has happened. - -01:19:15.125 --> 01:19:17.210 -My calculations -were very precise. - -01:19:17.878 --> 01:19:19.837 -If you lose enough weight, -then the zipline will work. - -01:19:19.922 --> 01:19:21.631 -Do you have anything -in your pockets? - -01:19:21.715 --> 01:19:23.382 -Let me check. - -01:19:26.345 --> 01:19:27.553 -What is that? - -01:19:27.638 --> 01:19:28.930 -It's Vita Coco water. - -01:19:29.556 --> 01:19:31.057 -Why do you have -Vita Coco water? - -01:19:31.141 --> 01:19:33.809 -Because it has -as much potassium as three bananas. - -01:19:33.894 --> 01:19:35.478 -The line is -still too heavy. - -01:19:35.562 --> 01:19:37.980 -Is there anything else in your pockets -that could be weighing you down? - -01:19:39.983 --> 01:19:42.818 -You're kidding. So then why did -you bring three bananas? - -01:19:42.903 --> 01:19:46.531 -Because I don't trust the -advertising. I'm naturally suspicious. - -01:19:47.157 --> 01:19:49.659 -Is there anything else you're -carrying? You're still too heavy. - -01:19:49.743 --> 01:19:50.868 -Just this. - -01:19:52.704 --> 01:19:53.829 -What is that, a brick? - -01:19:53.914 --> 01:19:56.332 -All this time you've had a -brick? Why do you have that? - -01:19:56.416 --> 01:19:58.334 -Well, to balance out -the weight from the other one. - -01:19:58.418 --> 01:19:59.669 -You have two bricks? - -01:19:59.753 --> 01:20:00.795 -Yes! - -01:20:00.879 --> 01:20:02.380 -Throw them down -immediately! - -01:20:06.927 --> 01:20:09.387 -Oh, my God! -There's a little goat eating the wire! - -01:20:12.432 --> 01:20:14.267 -You need to lose -weight immediately! - -01:20:14.601 --> 01:20:17.228 -My pockets are empty. -I could poo. - -01:20:17.604 --> 01:20:19.188 -That won't be enough -to make a difference. - -01:20:19.273 --> 01:20:21.816 -Yes, it will. -I haven't gone since Wadiya. - -01:20:21.900 --> 01:20:24.527 -Losing power -has stopped me up like a cork. - -01:20:24.611 --> 01:20:25.903 -Hurry! - -01:20:25.988 --> 01:20:28.573 -Come on, Supreme Leader! -Make it rain! Make it rain! - -01:20:30.158 --> 01:20:32.410 -It's out! -And it's pointy! - -01:20:33.453 --> 01:20:34.745 -Somebody stop that man! - -01:20:36.582 --> 01:20:37.623 -Yes! - -01:20:38.959 --> 01:20:40.167 -What? No, no, no, no! - -01:20:40.961 --> 01:20:41.961 -No, no, no! - -01:21:06.236 --> 01:21:07.778 -Supreme Leader! - -01:21:11.158 --> 01:21:13.326 -Get out of here -before Tamir kills you. - -01:21:14.077 --> 01:21:15.161 -Who is Tamir? - -01:21:15.579 --> 01:21:16.954 -Tamir... - -01:21:17.039 --> 01:21:19.749 -The bald bastard -who did all these terrible things to us! - -01:21:20.542 --> 01:21:22.251 -I thought -his name was Dennis. - -01:21:23.795 --> 01:21:28.466 -How would you -even make that leap? Tamir to Dennis? - -01:21:29.676 --> 01:21:31.677 -- Go on, get out! Get out! -- Come on, Montzi! - -01:21:31.762 --> 01:21:32.762 -Quick! - -01:21:35.974 --> 01:21:37.516 -Just jump. -It's not that far. - -01:21:38.685 --> 01:21:39.935 -Efawadh. - -01:21:40.020 --> 01:21:41.687 -It is almost time. - -01:21:44.524 --> 01:21:46.859 -I like goats. - -01:21:48.028 --> 01:21:50.488 -I am very stupid. - -01:21:52.407 --> 01:21:54.533 -This is -an historic moment. - -01:21:54.618 --> 01:21:57.453 -Admiral General -Aladeen of Wadiya - -01:21:57.537 --> 01:21:59.038 -is going to be signing - -01:21:59.122 --> 01:22:02.792 -the first democratic -constitution in the history of his nation. - -01:22:02.876 --> 01:22:06.837 -Across the globe, -people are glued to their television sets. - -01:22:06.922 --> 01:22:09.507 -The people of Wadiya -are celebrating - -01:22:09.591 --> 01:22:12.426 -what will be -a new chapter in their country. - -01:22:13.261 --> 01:22:16.180 -Just moments away now -from putting his signature - -01:22:16.264 --> 01:22:18.641 -on the first -democratic constitution. - -01:22:19.393 --> 01:22:22.228 -That's Tamir Mafraad, -Aladeen's trusted advisor, - -01:22:22.312 --> 01:22:25.314 -sharing a lighthearted moment with -Chinese businessman, Xiang Lao. - -01:22:25.399 --> 01:22:27.274 -Any thoughts on -what they might be saying, Mike? - -01:22:27.359 --> 01:22:30.236 -I thought I made out -the words "Harvey Keitel." - -01:22:32.823 --> 01:22:34.448 -Don't know -what that meant. - -01:22:34.533 --> 01:22:37.284 -Maybe they shared -a hot dog together, I'm thinking? - -01:22:37.369 --> 01:22:41.747 -That would make sense. He's wiping the -mustard off his face and chest. - -01:22:41.832 --> 01:22:43.124 -Excuse me! - -01:22:43.208 --> 01:22:44.667 -You have to let me in. -You don't understand. - -01:22:44.751 --> 01:22:46.419 -He's trying to -stop the signing! - -01:22:46.503 --> 01:22:48.045 -Tamir is now speaking. - -01:22:48.130 --> 01:22:49.130 -Today, - -01:22:49.840 --> 01:22:51.590 -we begin a new era. - -01:22:52.134 --> 01:22:55.177 -Wadiya will be -open to the world. - -01:22:55.262 --> 01:22:56.846 -Open to the future. - -01:22:56.930 --> 01:22:58.431 -And open for business. - -01:22:59.933 --> 01:23:03.352 -The document is -ready to be signed, Supreme Leader. - -01:23:11.945 --> 01:23:14.697 -What are you doing? -This man is an imposter! - -01:23:14.781 --> 01:23:19.243 -No! This traitor tried to kill me -and had my beard removed! - -01:23:19.327 --> 01:23:21.537 -Look! - -01:23:21.621 --> 01:23:24.039 -Arrest the viper Tamir! - -01:23:24.124 --> 01:23:25.833 -And now in another - -01:23:25.917 --> 01:23:29.545 -amazing turn of events, -Tamir Mafraad is being taken away. - -01:23:29.629 --> 01:23:32.173 -This constitution - -01:23:32.257 --> 01:23:34.925 -is nothing -but a license for oil companies - -01:23:35.010 --> 01:23:38.512 -and foreign interests -to destroy my beloved Wadiya! - -01:23:38.597 --> 01:23:42.266 -Wadiya will remain -a dictatorship! - -01:23:52.027 --> 01:23:53.402 -Oh, be quiet. - -01:23:53.779 --> 01:23:56.781 -Why are you guys -so anti dictators? - -01:23:57.032 --> 01:23:59.867 -Imagine if America -was a dictatorship. - -01:24:00.243 --> 01:24:04.455 -You could let 1% of the people -have all the nation's wealth. - -01:24:04.790 --> 01:24:06.248 -You could help -your rich friends - -01:24:06.333 --> 01:24:08.876 -get richer by -cutting their taxes - -01:24:08.960 --> 01:24:12.213 -and bailing them out -when they gamble and lose. - -01:24:12.672 --> 01:24:16.967 -You could ignore the needs of the poor -for health care and education. - -01:24:17.052 --> 01:24:18.719 -Your media -would appear free - -01:24:18.804 --> 01:24:22.932 -but would secretly be controlled -by one person and his family. - -01:24:23.016 --> 01:24:27.269 -You could wiretap phones, -you could torture foreign prisoners. - -01:24:27.354 --> 01:24:29.522 -You could have -rigged elections. - -01:24:29.606 --> 01:24:31.690 -You could lie about -why you go to war. - -01:24:32.234 --> 01:24:34.026 -You could fill your prisons - -01:24:34.110 --> 01:24:37.738 -with one particular racial group -and no one would complain! - -01:24:38.073 --> 01:24:41.450 -You could use the media -to scare the people - -01:24:41.535 --> 01:24:45.454 -into supporting policies -that are against their interests. - -01:24:45.539 --> 01:24:48.916 -I know this is hard -for you Americans to imagine, - -01:24:49.000 --> 01:24:50.960 -but please try. - -01:24:51.044 --> 01:24:53.295 -I will tell you -what democracy is! - -01:24:53.713 --> 01:24:55.840 -Democracy is the worst! - -01:24:55.924 --> 01:24:58.843 -Endless talking -and listening to every stupid opinion! - -01:24:58.927 --> 01:25:01.011 -And everybody's -vote counts, - -01:25:01.096 --> 01:25:04.765 -no matter how -crippled or black or female they are. - -01:25:05.684 --> 01:25:07.059 -Democracy... - -01:25:13.817 --> 01:25:15.109 -Democracy - -01:25:16.486 --> 01:25:20.614 -has hairy armpits -and could lose five pounds. - -01:25:21.825 --> 01:25:25.119 -Democracy looks like -a midget in a chemo wig. - -01:25:26.496 --> 01:25:29.915 -Democracy, your mother -called the other day - -01:25:30.041 --> 01:25:31.166 -and I forgot to -give you the message. - -01:25:31.293 --> 01:25:35.379 -It was something very important -about your grandmother. - -01:25:37.090 --> 01:25:39.717 -Democracy kisses you -because she wants to, - -01:25:39.801 --> 01:25:43.679 -not because her father -is in the next room chained to a radiator - -01:25:43.763 --> 01:25:45.890 -with electrodes -attached to his nipples. - -01:25:46.725 --> 01:25:51.061 -Democracy is flawed! -She is not perfect! - -01:25:51.730 --> 01:25:53.230 -But democracy, - -01:25:56.776 --> 01:25:57.776 -I love you. - -01:25:58.903 --> 01:26:01.989 -And that is -why I call for real democracy! - -01:26:02.073 --> 01:26:03.866 -A real constitution! - -01:26:03.950 --> 01:26:05.909 -And real elections -in Wadiya! - -01:26:12.542 --> 01:26:14.543 -Oh, no! - -01:26:15.420 --> 01:26:16.587 -Come on! - -01:26:23.470 --> 01:26:26.639 -Democracy, -I will make you one of my wives. - -01:26:27.724 --> 01:26:30.142 -Okay, only wife. -We'll vote on it. - -01:26:30.769 --> 01:26:32.686 -I'll shave -my armpits for you. - -01:26:32.771 --> 01:26:34.855 -Praise be to the Creator! - -01:26:34.939 --> 01:26:37.358 -And please stop using -that organic deodorant. - -01:26:37.442 --> 01:26:39.652 -You could gas the Kurds -with that stench. - -01:27:06.805 --> 01:27:08.722 -You died -protecting me, Efawadh. - -01:27:09.474 --> 01:27:10.474 -Hello! - -01:27:10.767 --> 01:27:11.767 -You are alive? - -01:27:11.976 --> 01:27:14.937 -Of course! -It is my job to be shot in the head. - -01:27:18.608 --> 01:27:20.484 -- Is he okay? -- He's fine. - -01:27:20.568 --> 01:27:23.153 -Luckily the bullet -hit him in the brain. - -01:27:24.280 --> 01:27:26.115 -So, - -01:27:27.575 --> 01:27:28.617 -what now? - -01:27:28.910 --> 01:27:32.246 -I return to Wadiya -to participate in fair elections. - -01:27:44.217 --> 01:27:47.761 -Let's now look back -at the wonderful events of the past year. - -01:27:47.846 --> 01:27:50.639 -After Wadiya's -first free elections, - -01:27:50.724 --> 01:27:53.684 -President Prime Minister -Admiral General Aladeen - -01:27:53.768 --> 01:27:56.353 -won 98. 8% of the vote. - -01:27:58.898 --> 01:28:02.484 -But the big story today is the -marriage of President Prime Minister - -01:28:02.569 --> 01:28:06.321 -Admiral General Aladeen -and his new bride, Zoey. - -01:28:10.577 --> 01:28:13.203 -I now pronounce you -man and wife. - -01:28:23.047 --> 01:28:25.257 -Are you okay, my love? -What did you step on? - -01:28:25.341 --> 01:28:26.633 -Oh, yes! No, no. - -01:28:26.718 --> 01:28:30.387 -It's my people's tradition. -We always smash a glass at weddings. - -01:28:30.472 --> 01:28:32.306 -- I'm Jewish! -- What? - -01:28:32.390 --> 01:28:33.682 -Mazel tov! - -01:28:38.688 --> 01:28:39.730 -Are you okay? - -01:28:40.732 --> 01:28:43.400 -That's fine. -I don't mind. It's great! - -01:28:43.860 --> 01:28:45.569 -Come here, my love. - -01:29:05.298 --> 01:29:07.174 -Jachnoon, President -Prime Minister Aladeen. - -01:29:07.258 --> 01:29:10.552 -Jachnoon. Nadal. I have to be back -at the palace in an hour. - -01:29:10.637 --> 01:29:12.930 -Zoey thinks I'm at yoga. - -01:29:13.348 --> 01:29:14.348 -I have great news. - -01:29:14.432 --> 01:29:17.226 -We are just days -away from testing the new missiles. - -01:29:17.310 --> 01:29:19.269 -I have re-engineered -the oxidizing ducts - -01:29:19.354 --> 01:29:20.813 -and the payload -delivery systems. - -01:29:20.897 --> 01:29:25.609 -But you'll be happy to know, -the missile is now pointy! - -01:29:26.861 --> 01:29:28.821 -Who cares if it's pointy? - -01:29:28.905 --> 01:29:30.072 -What? - -01:29:30.573 --> 01:29:32.866 -You do. -You care if it's pointy. - -01:29:32.951 --> 01:29:34.618 -Why would I care -about such a trivial detail? - -01:29:34.702 --> 01:29:36.954 -Are you serious? -Are you serious right now? - -01:29:37.038 --> 01:29:38.038 -Of course I'm serious. - -01:29:38.122 --> 01:29:39.581 -That's why you -had me executed! - -01:29:39.666 --> 01:29:42.960 -The shape of the missile has nothing to -do with the payload delivery. - -01:29:43.044 --> 01:29:45.462 -That's what I said! -That's what I said the first time! - -01:29:45.547 --> 01:29:46.964 -No, that's what I said, -and you went crazy. - -01:29:47.048 --> 01:29:49.258 -No! You said -Professor Popeye this... - -01:29:49.425 --> 01:29:51.176 -Professor Popeye -is a cartoon. - -01:29:51.302 --> 01:29:52.553 -No, I know this! - -01:29:57.225 --> 01:30:00.394 -So, we're opening -300 Women's Centers, - -01:30:00.645 --> 01:30:04.565 -but I'm going to have to take a -break for a little bit because - -01:30:05.233 --> 01:30:06.608 -I'm pregnant. - -01:30:06.693 --> 01:30:07.860 -What? - -01:30:11.573 --> 01:30:14.074 -Are you having a boy -or an abortion? - -01:30:37.640 --> 01:30:38.682 -Hello, gentlemen. -How you doin'? - -01:30:38.766 --> 01:30:40.309 -Are you guys friends -of the deceased? - -01:30:40.393 --> 01:30:43.186 -Do you want me to say this -in front of his widow? - -01:30:43.271 --> 01:30:44.313 -I was his lover. - -01:30:44.397 --> 01:30:45.898 -No. That is -not true. - -01:30:46.316 --> 01:30:48.317 -I saw him perform -with the Globetrotters. - -01:30:48.401 --> 01:30:50.903 -I thought -he was outstanding. I befriended him. - -01:30:50.987 --> 01:30:53.113 -No, it's -a different person. - -01:30:53.197 --> 01:30:56.533 -His message -of don't worry and being happy - -01:30:56.618 --> 01:30:57.784 -was so powerful. - -01:30:57.869 --> 01:31:00.120 -No, this is -Bobby McFerrin. I told you this outside. - -01:31:00.204 --> 01:31:02.456 -Whatever the scandal -you went through, - -01:31:02.540 --> 01:31:04.374 -you're still -the best golfer in the world. - -01:31:04.459 --> 01:31:05.626 +01:19:11.458 --> 01:19:12.625 Let's go. -01:31:07.170 --> 01:31:08.545 -O-M-G. +01:19:26.250 --> 01:19:27.792 +That's the last drop off. -01:31:09.631 --> 01:31:11.006 -Oh, my God. +01:19:48.792 --> 01:19:49.708 +What is it? -01:31:13.926 --> 01:31:19.640 -Oh, my... +01:19:52.250 --> 01:19:54.042 +You know I like you, right, H? -01:31:25.980 --> 01:31:27.105 -Zoey. +01:19:57.625 --> 01:19:59.875 +Well, there's something I need to tell you... -01:31:28.608 --> 01:31:30.817 -That's some good head! +01:20:00.625 --> 01:20:01.583 +about me. -01:31:33.071 --> 01:31:35.197 -That is called payback -and it feels so good! +01:20:04.208 --> 01:20:05.667 +I've got some friends... -01:31:35.281 --> 01:31:37.574 -How did it feel for you? -How did it feel for you? +01:20:07.042 --> 01:20:08.333 +I help them out. -01:31:37.659 --> 01:31:39.451 -I prefer it with goats. +01:20:10.000 --> 01:20:11.958 +They help me out from time to time. -01:31:40.161 --> 01:31:41.703 -Where is -the Supreme Leader? +01:20:14.333 --> 01:20:15.500 +My pals... -01:31:41.788 --> 01:31:42.788 -No, no. +01:20:16.625 --> 01:20:18.875 +I helped them get into the cash truck game... -01:31:42.872 --> 01:31:45.290 -Now that is -called payback! +01:20:19.708 --> 01:20:21.042 +in a manner of speaking... -01:31:45.500 --> 01:31:46.833 -Oh, great! +01:20:23.042 --> 01:20:24.833 +with me on the inside. -01:31:52.256 --> 01:31:55.300 -Don't touch it. -Don't touch it. +01:20:26.375 --> 01:20:27.292 +You get me? -01:31:55.760 --> 01:31:57.094 -You don't have -to touch it. +01:20:29.583 --> 01:20:30.583 +No, Bullet. -01:31:57.178 --> 01:31:58.220 -Sorry. I was... +01:20:32.417 --> 01:20:33.375 +I don't. -01:31:58.304 --> 01:32:00.138 -Just give us... -We don't... +01:20:34.583 --> 01:20:36.958 +I tell them which trucks to hit... -01:32:00.223 --> 01:38:41.039 -Just give me -a couple of millimeters to myself. +01:20:37.833 --> 01:20:38.958 +and they hit them. + +01:20:40.875 --> 01:20:43.333 +The two guards being killed was necessary. + +01:20:44.375 --> 01:20:46.000 +The boy was unfortunate. + +01:20:48.250 --> 01:20:49.542 +But we're a winning team. + +01:20:50.250 --> 01:20:52.375 +Militarily precise. + +01:20:54.875 --> 01:20:56.333 +Are you with me now? + +01:20:57.875 --> 01:20:58.750 +Yeah. + +01:21:01.333 --> 01:21:03.167 +I'm with you, 100 percent. + +01:21:05.417 --> 01:21:06.667 +Continue. + +01:21:06.750 --> 01:21:09.542 +For starters, there are no bullets in your gun. + +01:21:09.625 --> 01:21:11.667 +Secondly, I have to tell you, + +01:21:11.750 --> 01:21:14.542 +they will kill you if you don't comply. + +01:21:14.625 --> 01:21:17.042 +So do as I say and you won't get hurt. + +01:21:20.708 --> 01:21:21.875 +Why do you need me? + +01:21:22.583 --> 01:21:24.542 +We need something super-sized, + +01:21:25.500 --> 01:21:27.417 +so we can walk away for good. + +01:21:29.292 --> 01:21:30.917 +We want the jackpot. + +01:21:33.875 --> 01:21:34.917 +The depot. + +01:21:36.542 --> 01:21:37.917 +You want me to get you in? + +01:21:38.625 --> 01:21:40.292 +Then you can look the other way. + +01:21:43.500 --> 01:21:45.000 +When, Bullet? + +01:21:46.708 --> 01:21:48.333 +Today. + +01:21:49.875 --> 01:21:51.375 +There's no turning back. + +01:21:53.875 --> 01:21:55.500 +What's in it for me? + +01:21:57.542 --> 01:21:58.500 +Your life. + +01:22:04.417 --> 01:22:05.875 +Do we have a deal? + +01:22:13.167 --> 01:22:16.125 +Yeah. We have a deal. + +01:22:21.167 --> 01:22:22.833 +We're on. ETA, two minutes. + +01:22:22.917 --> 01:22:23.875 +Covers. + +01:22:55.833 --> 01:22:58.083 +Gamma, this is base. +Do you copy? Over. + +01:23:00.500 --> 01:23:02.333 +Base, this is Gamma, we copy. Over. + +01:23:02.417 --> 01:23:05.542 +Gamma, I lost camera signal in your truck. +What's happening there? Over. + +01:23:05.625 --> 01:23:07.458 +There's nothing to worry about, base. + +01:23:07.542 --> 01:23:09.208 +I'm fixing it as we speak. + +01:23:09.292 --> 01:23:10.958 +Copy that, Gamma. + +01:23:11.042 --> 01:23:13.083 +Keep me updated, +this ain't the day for this shit. + +01:23:13.167 --> 01:23:14.333 +Do you understand me? Over. + +01:23:14.417 --> 01:23:17.833 +Loud and clear. +I'll be in touch as soon as. Over. + +01:23:22.000 --> 01:23:22.875 +We're set. + +01:23:22.958 --> 01:23:24.667 +Cameras are disarmed. + +01:23:24.750 --> 01:23:26.708 +We have four minutes to load. + +01:23:27.875 --> 01:23:30.375 +We meet here at Point A. + +01:23:30.458 --> 01:23:32.333 +Warn our hero not to get clever. + +01:23:32.417 --> 01:23:35.542 +We'll need him to get inside. +After that, if he twitches, kill him. + +01:23:42.458 --> 01:23:44.542 +Just let them do their jobs, okay? + +01:23:44.625 --> 01:23:46.125 +Let me talk to him. + +01:23:48.667 --> 01:23:49.917 +Hey, handsome. + +01:23:50.000 --> 01:23:53.750 +Today is not the day to be a hero. + +01:23:53.833 --> 01:23:55.917 +There will be no other warnings. + +01:23:56.583 --> 01:23:59.125 +Am I clear? + +01:23:59.833 --> 01:24:01.792 +Show me your hands. + +01:24:04.292 --> 01:24:05.958 +Play the game, H. + +01:24:23.958 --> 01:24:26.500 +If you're a good boy today... + +01:24:27.792 --> 01:24:29.125 +you'll see tomorrow. + +01:24:42.333 --> 01:24:43.583 +Then we divide. + +01:24:43.667 --> 01:24:46.875 +You, Brad, Carlos and Jan +are in the truck. + +01:24:46.958 --> 01:24:48.875 +Me and Sam follow in the Escalade. + +01:25:16.667 --> 01:25:17.625 +Be cool, H. + +01:25:17.708 --> 01:25:19.792 +2411, returning. + +01:25:20.417 --> 01:25:22.292 +Gamma, this is base. Go, over. + +01:25:37.917 --> 01:25:40.625 +- All good? +- Yeah, except the traffic. + +01:25:40.708 --> 01:25:42.500 +- Dana, come give me a hand. +- No problem. + +01:25:42.583 --> 01:25:45.792 +Right. Let's relieve you of your burden. + +01:25:53.500 --> 01:25:55.542 +Base, this is Gamma, reporting. + +01:26:02.083 --> 01:26:03.208 +All clear, Gamma. + +01:26:05.125 --> 01:26:08.375 +- Are you ready? +- Ready. + +01:26:09.708 --> 01:26:13.833 +Gamma 2411 inside. +That's the last one for today. + +01:26:13.917 --> 01:26:17.417 +Once we get pass the gates, it's only +a question of time before we're compromised. + +01:26:17.500 --> 01:26:19.292 +There's too many guards that we can't control. + +01:26:19.375 --> 01:26:21.583 +So we keep it quiet as long as possible. + +01:26:21.667 --> 01:26:24.083 +The men must be stealthy. +The longer they're stealthed, + +01:26:24.167 --> 01:26:26.042 +the longer we live without drama. + +01:26:26.125 --> 01:26:27.458 +Hey, Bullet. + +01:26:27.542 --> 01:26:29.833 +- All good? +- All good here, Supe. + +01:26:30.667 --> 01:26:33.625 +Move, move, now. Move. Go. + +01:26:35.458 --> 01:26:37.208 +Don't you make a sound. + +01:26:37.292 --> 01:26:38.375 +Down on the ground. + +01:26:38.458 --> 01:26:39.292 +Move. + +01:26:40.458 --> 01:26:44.000 +- Kneel down. +- Tip toe, tip toe, tip toe. + +01:26:44.083 --> 01:26:45.875 +We secure the safe first. + +01:26:45.958 --> 01:26:47.375 +That's Carlos and Jan's job. + +01:26:47.458 --> 01:26:49.667 +Okay, Dave, +that's all good and accounted for... + +01:26:49.750 --> 01:26:52.042 +Hands in the motherfucking air. + +01:26:52.125 --> 01:26:54.833 +Place your weapons on the ground. +Slowly, slowly. + +01:26:54.917 --> 01:26:58.000 +- Do what he says. +- Take that weapon out, slide it over. + +01:26:58.083 --> 01:26:59.875 +Get over there. Get on the fucking ground. + +01:26:59.958 --> 01:27:01.458 +What the fuck is wrong with you? + +01:27:01.542 --> 01:27:04.708 +Grab your gun, put it on the ground +and kick it to me, motherfucker. + +01:27:04.792 --> 01:27:06.583 +Do you wanna be a hero today? + +01:27:06.667 --> 01:27:09.708 +I'll put you on the front page of every +fucking newspaper in America. Try me. + +01:27:15.125 --> 01:27:16.125 +Get on the ground. + +01:27:17.208 --> 01:27:18.042 +All the way. + +01:27:19.250 --> 01:27:22.000 +Get your fucking ass on the ground. +Tie his ass up. + +01:27:28.708 --> 01:27:29.917 +Behave yourself. + +01:27:32.042 --> 01:27:33.667 +- Hey. +- What's up? + +01:27:33.750 --> 01:27:36.042 +I need you to sign this birthday card +for the boss. + +01:27:36.125 --> 01:27:38.958 +Bring it up here and have a look at this. +This will make you laugh. + +01:27:39.042 --> 01:27:41.292 +You, Jan and Brad +will take the control room. + +01:27:41.375 --> 01:27:44.167 +Bullet is hostage and shield. + +01:27:45.500 --> 01:27:47.500 +If that doesn't work, we blow our way in. + +01:27:48.125 --> 01:27:49.500 +Keep it fucking quiet. + +01:27:55.000 --> 01:27:56.000 +Open the gate. + +01:27:59.208 --> 01:28:02.167 +Bob, what the fuck is going on? + +01:28:02.250 --> 01:28:04.167 +The keypad will present a challenge. + +01:28:04.250 --> 01:28:06.542 +The men that operate the armory +are hard-boiled. + +01:28:06.625 --> 01:28:08.542 +They will not be scared of pulling the trigger. + +01:28:08.625 --> 01:28:10.417 +At some point, they'll resist. + +01:28:10.500 --> 01:28:14.250 +Open the gate. +Or I'll blow his fucking head off. + +01:28:14.958 --> 01:28:17.542 +You have three seconds. + +01:28:17.625 --> 01:28:20.042 +One! Two! + +01:28:20.750 --> 01:28:22.208 +- Three! +- Okay! + +01:28:22.292 --> 01:28:24.208 +- Putting the gun down. +- Open the gate. + +01:28:24.292 --> 01:28:25.500 +The keypad is out there. + +01:28:25.583 --> 01:28:27.125 +You use the keypad. + +01:28:27.208 --> 01:28:28.500 +It's on security lockdown. + +01:28:28.583 --> 01:28:30.542 +You use the fucking keypad. + +01:28:31.750 --> 01:28:33.750 +The rabbits have run, Number One. + +01:28:33.833 --> 01:28:35.875 +Two, breach the gate. + +01:28:35.958 --> 01:28:39.167 +At some point, we're gonna come under fire. +They've got long guns, they'll use them. + +01:28:39.250 --> 01:28:41.333 +Here you go. Take this. + +01:28:41.417 --> 01:28:42.750 +So we'll need ballistic plates. + +01:28:42.833 --> 01:28:44.792 +This is your last chance. + +01:28:46.042 --> 01:28:47.542 +I'll blow his head off. + +01:28:47.625 --> 01:28:50.042 +Bob, open the gate, +or they're gonna fucking kill me. + +01:28:50.125 --> 01:28:51.583 +Bullet, get down! + +01:28:55.667 --> 01:28:56.750 +Shit. + +01:28:58.917 --> 01:28:59.958 +Set! + +01:29:05.375 --> 01:29:06.583 +Nobody fucking move. + +01:29:06.667 --> 01:29:08.875 +Number Three, what's going on? + +01:29:10.500 --> 01:29:11.375 +Don't do it! + +01:29:15.542 --> 01:29:17.333 +Jesus fucking Christ. + +01:29:21.458 --> 01:29:22.542 +Now! + +01:29:33.958 --> 01:29:35.208 +Move, now, move! + +01:30:02.375 --> 01:30:04.583 +Where are you hit? Where are you hit? + +01:30:05.458 --> 01:30:08.375 +Four is down. I repeat, Four is down. + +01:30:14.542 --> 01:30:15.958 +Oh, no, no, no! + +01:30:16.042 --> 01:30:18.458 +No, please, sweet Mary and Joseph, +I swear to God. + +01:30:18.542 --> 01:30:20.958 +Look at this little Piggy. + +01:30:21.042 --> 01:30:22.833 +Please don't. I got kids, please. + +01:30:22.917 --> 01:30:26.750 +- Yeah... +- Please, don't hurt me. Please. + +01:30:30.167 --> 01:30:31.250 +Enough of that. + +01:30:35.000 --> 01:30:37.125 +Elvis, come and play. + +01:30:51.125 --> 01:30:54.333 +- One, sweep the rest of the building. +- Copy. + +01:31:02.542 --> 01:31:05.542 +- Five, are we good? +- Clear, Elvis, move in. + +01:31:12.917 --> 01:31:14.708 +Welcome to the party. + +01:31:15.333 --> 01:31:16.625 +These three are hog tied. + +01:31:16.708 --> 01:31:20.292 +The block is in there, +and another three guards in the back. + +01:31:22.500 --> 01:31:24.167 +SWAT have been alerted. + +01:31:38.458 --> 01:31:40.708 +SWAT have been notified. + +01:31:40.792 --> 01:31:42.167 +All units please respond. + +01:31:44.125 --> 01:31:46.417 +Once the alarm sounds, + +01:31:46.500 --> 01:31:49.125 +black-and-whites will be on scene within minutes. + +01:31:49.208 --> 01:31:53.167 +But they cannot enter the building. +Even if they could, they wouldn't dare. + +01:31:53.250 --> 01:31:56.708 +However, they are not our problem. +We will have eight minutes + +01:31:56.792 --> 01:31:58.417 +until SWAT arrives. + +01:32:00.875 --> 01:32:03.875 +We can punch through the black-and-whites +with an 18-ton cash truck, + +01:32:03.958 --> 01:32:06.083 +but the SWAT truck's a different story. + +01:32:06.167 --> 01:32:08.042 +We cannot get pinned down. + +01:32:08.125 --> 01:32:10.458 +We gotta get out +before they seal the exit. + +01:32:10.542 --> 01:32:12.458 +We're eight minutes out. Eight minutes out. + +01:32:12.542 --> 01:32:15.417 +We have men down. +Send back up right now. This is an emergency. + +01:32:15.500 --> 01:32:17.833 +They have heavy assault weapons +and they have body armor. + +01:32:17.917 --> 01:32:19.958 +- Men are down. +- Hold your position. + +01:32:20.042 --> 01:32:21.083 +They have... + +01:32:21.167 --> 01:32:23.333 +- Get in, get in. +- We're calling SWAT. + +01:32:23.417 --> 01:32:24.458 +I'm not waiting for SWAT. + +01:32:24.542 --> 01:32:25.917 +We have protocol. We wait for SWAT. + +01:32:26.000 --> 01:32:28.417 +- No, we gotta go now. +- Wait! + +01:32:34.292 --> 01:32:38.042 +Two, wait until we're loaded. +Then join Three in the truck. + +01:32:38.125 --> 01:32:39.833 +Nose to the fucking ground. + +01:32:41.958 --> 01:32:43.000 +Did I stutter? + +01:32:49.833 --> 01:32:52.167 +Load the van, Three. I'll get Five. + +01:32:54.833 --> 01:32:56.583 +What the fuck is going on out there? + +01:32:56.667 --> 01:32:59.167 +There's a guard out here. +Someone shoot this fucker. + +01:33:10.625 --> 01:33:12.000 +Please! + +01:33:13.250 --> 01:33:14.375 +Shots have been fired. + +01:33:14.458 --> 01:33:15.542 +Shots have been fired. + +01:33:27.417 --> 01:33:28.375 +Seven minutes out. + +01:33:35.375 --> 01:33:36.833 +Fuck! + +01:33:39.333 --> 01:33:40.667 +Clear. + +01:33:55.000 --> 01:33:56.667 +Fuck this, I'm going out. + +01:34:08.417 --> 01:34:10.917 +Listen, the alarm's gone, +we should just wait for help. + +01:34:12.125 --> 01:34:13.542 +What do you want us to do? + +01:34:16.333 --> 01:34:18.542 +You can do whatever you fucking like. + +01:34:27.583 --> 01:34:31.042 +David, no, listen to me. They got body armor. +That gun will do nothing. + +01:34:31.125 --> 01:34:33.750 +And this is not your money. Let's go. + +01:34:34.375 --> 01:34:36.250 +Fucking go. Go, go! + +01:34:41.375 --> 01:34:43.292 +We're six minutes out. + +01:34:54.333 --> 01:34:59.333 +One, Four is down. I repeat, Four is down. +Do you have eyes on Three? + +01:35:00.875 --> 01:35:01.958 +Three respond. + +01:35:03.750 --> 01:35:05.292 +Who's firing? + +01:35:12.542 --> 01:35:14.458 +Copy that, all units... + +01:35:14.542 --> 01:35:15.875 +Three is down. + +01:35:16.583 --> 01:35:18.708 +We've got a rat on the loose. + +01:35:20.125 --> 01:35:22.417 +Elvis is leaving the building. + +01:35:24.625 --> 01:35:26.667 +David, just put the gun down and hide. + +01:35:26.750 --> 01:35:29.708 +- The SWAT team, they're on their way. +- If something goes down in the hallway, + +01:35:29.792 --> 01:35:32.125 +- I'm gonna shoot them, Terry. +- There's no need. + +01:35:33.125 --> 01:35:34.833 +Making my way to you now, Elvis. + +01:35:37.208 --> 01:35:38.417 +Fuck! + +01:35:40.667 --> 01:35:42.292 +Come on out, and you won't get hurt. + +01:35:44.958 --> 01:35:47.000 +Come on, come here. +I'm not gonna hurt you. + +01:36:00.625 --> 01:36:03.917 +- Move! +- Some SWAT, some choppers, bring someone in. + +01:36:04.000 --> 01:36:05.750 +Here, take this. + +01:36:16.500 --> 01:36:17.667 +Man down. + +01:36:26.125 --> 01:36:27.500 +Stay down. + +01:36:32.708 --> 01:36:34.708 +- Four minutes out. +- We're four minutes out. + +01:36:59.125 --> 01:37:00.583 +Help! + +01:37:45.208 --> 01:37:46.333 +Dave, are you all right? + +01:37:46.417 --> 01:37:49.208 +SWAT team are three minutes away, find cover. + +01:37:58.208 --> 01:37:59.708 +We're sitting ducks here. + +01:38:07.500 --> 01:38:08.458 +Give me a gun. + +01:38:08.542 --> 01:38:10.167 +Fucking... + +01:38:10.250 --> 01:38:12.000 +Give me a gun! + +01:38:14.000 --> 01:38:16.583 +- Thank you. +- Bullet, what the-- + +01:38:17.917 --> 01:38:19.500 +- Clear. +- We gotta move. + +01:38:19.583 --> 01:38:20.708 +Come on, get up. Move. + +01:38:21.542 --> 01:38:23.833 +We got two minutes until SWAT is here. + +01:38:26.667 --> 01:38:27.708 +Clear! + +01:38:30.417 --> 01:38:32.000 +Stay with me, stay with me. + +01:38:32.917 --> 01:38:33.875 +Come on, come on. + +01:38:57.750 --> 01:38:58.583 +Four is down! + +01:39:29.500 --> 01:39:32.333 +Hey, Boy Sweat! It's Bullet! + +01:39:32.417 --> 01:39:33.250 +Bullet? + +01:39:35.833 --> 01:39:37.667 +Come give me a hand. + +01:39:41.875 --> 01:39:43.042 +Bullet! What the-- + +01:39:58.667 --> 01:39:59.583 +You're good? + +01:39:59.667 --> 01:40:01.375 +We're good. Let's go. + +01:40:22.542 --> 01:40:26.125 +Once the truck is loaded and we're all in, +we punch through the black-and-whites. + +01:40:26.208 --> 01:40:28.125 +Exit right. + +01:40:28.208 --> 01:40:30.750 +They and the choppers will be in pursuit, + +01:40:31.458 --> 01:40:33.375 +but there's nothing they can do to stop us. + +01:40:51.833 --> 01:40:53.333 +Fuck! + +01:40:59.292 --> 01:41:03.625 +From here it's two klicks to meet +at rendez point to enter building D. + +01:41:03.708 --> 01:41:05.917 +The gates here will stop +any immediate intrusion. + +01:41:06.000 --> 01:41:09.958 +Heading south on 405. +We have visual. We have four birds in the sky. + +01:41:12.875 --> 01:41:14.208 +It doesn't change a thing. + +01:41:14.292 --> 01:41:15.958 +You stick to the plan. + +01:41:18.417 --> 01:41:19.750 +Get ready. + +01:41:35.708 --> 01:41:39.458 +We will have five minutes until SWAT breaches. + +01:41:39.542 --> 01:41:42.333 +They'll think we're trapped, shoot to kill, +but we won't be there. + +01:41:42.417 --> 01:41:46.083 +There's no way they can know about +this access tunnel underneath the basement. + +01:41:46.167 --> 01:41:48.125 +This doesn't come up on any blueprints. + +01:41:48.208 --> 01:41:50.083 +They stopped printing this back in '57. + +01:41:50.167 --> 01:41:53.333 +We have them surrounded. +SWAT has arrived on scene. + +01:41:55.292 --> 01:41:57.667 +A-Team, let's go. Into position. + +01:42:03.292 --> 01:42:04.750 +How are you doing, sarge? + +01:42:07.917 --> 01:42:11.542 +If I don't make it, +get back there and finish the job. + +01:42:11.667 --> 01:42:14.083 +We are +stationary and setting up a blockade. + +01:42:14.167 --> 01:42:15.125 +Awaiting further orders. + +01:42:17.917 --> 01:42:18.833 +Go. + +01:42:22.125 --> 01:42:23.583 +That's the last of it. Let's move. + +01:42:23.667 --> 01:42:26.875 +- All units you are clear to fire. +- Roger, Dispatch. + +01:42:34.000 --> 01:42:36.292 +Okay, I'll get the boss. + +01:42:47.625 --> 01:42:50.208 +You're not gonna need that, sarge. + +01:43:16.250 --> 01:43:18.208 +We all understand the risks. + +01:43:18.833 --> 01:43:20.542 +Some of us won't make it. + +01:43:21.875 --> 01:43:24.333 +If there is a last man standing, + +01:43:24.417 --> 01:43:27.083 +it's his job to take care of the families. + +01:43:27.167 --> 01:43:29.667 +I wish I was confident that will happen, but... + +01:43:29.750 --> 01:43:31.417 +My only concern is Jan. + +01:43:32.792 --> 01:43:37.333 +Strange things happen to men +when they smell that much cash. + +01:43:38.375 --> 01:43:41.833 +He's a soldier. +In the end, he'll follow orders. + +01:43:45.750 --> 01:43:47.958 +- Where's the sarge'? +- He's not coming. + +01:43:48.042 --> 01:43:51.583 +- What do you mean he's not coming? +- He's fucking dead, Bullet. + +01:44:20.042 --> 01:44:22.792 +From here, we load the Can-Am quads, +ride three more klicks + +01:44:22.875 --> 01:44:25.958 +to the silver Prius, load the cash undercover. + +01:44:26.917 --> 01:44:30.500 +And whoever's left +takes the construction pickup. + +01:45:11.417 --> 01:45:14.000 +Too fucking slow. + +01:45:39.833 --> 01:45:42.375 +All right, team. +Move in. Weapons ready. + +01:45:42.458 --> 01:45:46.417 +- Copy. +- Suspects still in vehicle. Moving in. + +01:45:46.500 --> 01:45:48.125 +- Move! +- Go. + +01:45:48.208 --> 01:45:49.833 +What the fuck... + +01:45:51.958 --> 01:45:53.125 +We got one dead suspect. + +01:45:53.208 --> 01:45:54.792 +The others are fucking gone. + +01:45:54.875 --> 01:45:56.375 +- We need more bodies down here. +- Shit. + +01:45:56.458 --> 01:45:58.875 +- There's tunnel's everywhere. +- Captain. + +01:45:58.958 --> 01:46:02.375 +There's a network of underground tunnels. +It's like a fucking rabbit warren down there. + +01:46:14.625 --> 01:46:18.583 +3737, we do not have visual. +We need more eyes in the sky. + +01:46:18.667 --> 01:46:22.208 +Copy that. +Additional air units covering Long Beach dock. + +01:46:22.292 --> 01:46:24.458 +We 're entering industrial unit +on Terminal Way. + +01:46:24.542 --> 01:46:28.125 +We need more choppers up here. +There are tunnels coming out everywhere. + +01:48:21.458 --> 01:48:23.042 +Aren't you gonna answer it? + +01:48:33.750 --> 01:48:35.042 +What do you want? + +01:48:38.292 --> 01:48:39.708 +You here for the money? + +01:48:41.167 --> 01:48:42.458 +I don't want the money. + +01:48:44.917 --> 01:48:46.375 +I want you to read this. + +01:48:58.708 --> 01:49:03.250 +"Bullets A1 and A2 enter the right lung +causing collapse"? + +01:49:03.958 --> 01:49:06.625 +"Bullet B1 penetrated the liver. + +01:49:07.542 --> 01:49:09.875 +82 ruptured the spleen. + +01:49:12.292 --> 01:49:16.583 +Bullets C1 and C2 lacerated the heart. + +01:49:17.292 --> 01:49:19.750 +Cause of death. Blood loss and trauma. + +01:49:20.333 --> 01:49:22.125 +Manner of death, homicide." + +01:49:37.583 --> 01:49:38.667 +In summary... + +01:49:40.542 --> 01:49:41.667 +The liver... + +01:49:42.833 --> 01:49:47.417 +the lungs, the spleen and the heart. + +01:49:50.250 --> 01:49:51.958 +What the fuck do you want? + +01:49:52.042 --> 01:49:53.458 +I want your liver. + +01:49:58.833 --> 01:49:59.875 +Fuck you. + +01:50:03.667 --> 01:50:05.125 +The lungs... + +01:50:12.208 --> 01:50:13.333 +Spleen... + +01:50:24.500 --> 01:50:25.542 +By the way... + +01:50:28.958 --> 01:50:30.583 +his name was Dougie. + +01:51:21.167 --> 01:51:22.333 +Are we done? + +01:51:23.583 --> 01:51:24.708 +We're done.