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-Created and Encoded by -- Bokutox -- of www.YIFY-TORRENTS.com. The Best 720p/1080p/3d movies with the lowest file size on the internet.
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+Subtitles by explosiveskull
+Sync by GoldenBeard
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-My name Borat.
+00:00:37.138 --> 00:00:39.340
+[car approaching]
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-I like you. I like sex.
+00:00:47.281 --> 00:00:48.684
+[car engine stops]
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-It's nice.
+00:00:49.350 --> 00:00:50.986
+[man]
+Get me in ten minutes, Ray.
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-This my country of Kazakhstan.
+00:00:52.087 --> 00:00:53.088
+[Ray] Boss.
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-It locate between Tajikistan
-and Kyrgyzstan
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+[car door opens, shuts]
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-KAZAKHSTAN
-TAJIKISTAN
+00:00:56.125 --> 00:00:58.093
+[footsteps]
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-KAZAKHSTAN
+00:01:08.536 --> 00:01:10.571
+- Bobby.
+- Boss?
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-KAZAKHSTAN
-KYRGYZSTAN
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+I'll have a pint
+and a pickled egg.
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-and assholes Uzbekistan.
+00:01:14.009 --> 00:01:15.144
+Coming straight up.
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-KAZAKHSTAN
+00:01:16.879 --> 00:01:18.647
+[coins jingle]
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-KAZAKHSTAN
-UZBEKISTAN
+00:01:29.692 --> 00:01:32.728
+["Cumberland Gap"
+by David Rawlings plays]
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-This my town of Kuzcek.
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+[man] If you wish to be
+the king of the jungle,
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-This Urkin, the town rapist.
+00:01:49.178 --> 00:01:51.412
+it's not enough
+to act like a king.
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-Naughty, naughty.
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+You must be the king.
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-Over here, our town kindergarten.
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+And there can be no doubt.
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-And here live Mukhtar Sakanov,
+00:01:59.988 --> 00:02:04.059
+Because doubt causes chaos
+and one's own demise.
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-town mechanic and abortionist.
+00:02:07.228 --> 00:02:09.430
+[song continues]
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-This my house. Entry, please.
+00:02:09.564 --> 00:02:11.399
+[door opens]
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-He is my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay.
+00:02:12.533 --> 00:02:14.636
+- [phone ringing]
+- [door shuts]
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-He is pain in my assholes.
+00:02:15.403 --> 00:02:16.471
+Hello, my love.
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-I get a window from a glass,
-he must get a window from a glass.
+00:02:17.338 --> 00:02:18.606
+It's date night tonight.
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-I get a step, he must get a step.
+00:02:18.941 --> 00:02:20.943
+Nine o'clock,
+you and I, River Cafe.
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-I get a clock radio, he cannot afford.
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+[woman speaking indistinctly
+on phone]
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-Great success.
+00:02:25.214 --> 00:02:26.514
+Who's there?
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-This is Natalya.
+00:02:26.648 --> 00:02:28.117
+[man speaking indistinctly
+on phone]
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-She is my sister.
+00:02:28.249 --> 00:02:29.617
+Ros, who's there?
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-She is number four prostitute
-in all of Kazakhstan.
+00:02:29.752 --> 00:02:30.585
+[gunshot]
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-Nice.
+00:02:30.719 --> 00:02:32.087
+[body thuds]
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-This is my mother.
+00:02:32.386 --> 00:02:34.923
+♪ Kiss me, mama
+Kiss your boy ♪
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-She oldest woman in whole of Kuzcek.
+00:02:35.057 --> 00:02:37.693
+♪ Bless me well and lucky ♪
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-She is 43. I love her.
+00:02:37.826 --> 00:02:40.763
+♪ For I won't be back
+Till I return ♪
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-And this my wife, Oxana. She's boring.
+00:02:40.896 --> 00:02:43.932
+♪ I'm gone to old Kentucky ♪
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-What you say about me,
-you skinny piece of shit?
+00:02:44.365 --> 00:02:47.401
+♪ Cumberland gap
+It's a devil of a gap ♪
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-Not now, please.
+00:02:47.535 --> 00:02:49.905
+♪ That's what the scouts
+All tell ya ♪
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-Why don't you do something
-useful and dig your mother a grave.
+00:02:50.571 --> 00:02:53.508
+♪ Sure enough
+It may get tough ♪
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-Come in here, please. Ignore.
+00:02:53.642 --> 00:02:56.945
+♪ If it doesn't kill ya
+Kill ya ♪
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-And this is where I lives. My bed.
+00:02:57.411 --> 00:03:03.284
+♪ Kentucky, she's a-waitin'
+On the other side ♪
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-This is a VCR recorder.
+00:03:03.786 --> 00:03:10.793
+♪ Give you the fever, put
+The daylight in your eyes ♪
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-And this play cassettes.
+00:03:13.796 --> 00:03:16.364
+♪ Brother John's
+Already gone ♪
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-Now I show you outside from my houses.
+00:03:16.497 --> 00:03:19.268
+♪ With the full-blood
+Cherokee maiden ♪
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-My hobbies, Ping-Pong,
+00:03:19.802 --> 00:03:22.503
+♪ He made the trip
+In the blizzard's grip ♪
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-sunbathe,
+00:03:22.638 --> 00:03:25.641
+♪ I'd rather wrestle Satan ♪
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-disco dance,
+00:03:26.008 --> 00:03:29.044
+♪ Cumberland gap
+It's a devil of a gap ♪
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-and on weekends, I travel to capital city
+00:03:29.178 --> 00:03:31.612
+♪ Oh, the snow kept coming ♪
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-and watch ladies while they make toilet.
+00:03:32.247 --> 00:03:34.850
+♪ Picked her up
+Upon his back ♪
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-My profession, work as
-a television reporter for Kazakhstan.
+00:03:34.983 --> 00:03:38.486
+♪ By God
+He loved that woman ♪
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-Please, you see.
+00:03:41.389 --> 00:03:44.126
+♪ Daniel stood
+On the pinnacle rock ♪
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-THE RUNNING OF THE JEW 2004
+00:03:44.259 --> 00:03:47.461
+♪ Lookin' up and down
+The mountain ♪
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-Here comes the Jew.
+00:03:47.763 --> 00:03:50.632
+♪ Took his trusty
+Old flintlock ♪
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-It's a big one this year.
+00:03:50.766 --> 00:03:53.836
+♪ Daniel started shoutin'
+Shoutin' ♪
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-Whoaaa...
-He nearly got the money there.
+00:03:54.468 --> 00:04:00.108
+♪ Kentucky, she's a-waitin'
+On the other side ♪
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-Wait, here comes Mrs. Jew.
+00:04:00.809 --> 00:04:02.510
+♪ Give you the fever ♪
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-She's stopped.
+00:04:02.644 --> 00:04:07.783
+♪ Put the daylight
+In your eyes ♪
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-Is she? Is she?
+00:04:10.652 --> 00:04:13.621
+♪ Cumberland gap
+It's a devil of a gap ♪
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-Here it comes.
+00:04:13.755 --> 00:04:16.725
+♪ Cumberland gap
+It's a devil of a gap ♪
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-She's laid a Jew egg.
+00:04:16.859 --> 00:04:19.761
+♪ Cumberland gap
+It's a devil of a gap ♪
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-Go kids! Crush that
-Jew chick before he hatches!
+00:04:19.895 --> 00:04:22.764
+♪ Cumberland gap
+It's a devil of a gap ♪
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-Although Kazakhstan glorious country,
-it have problem too.
+00:04:28.569 --> 00:04:30.605
+[song ends]
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-Economic, social and Jew.
+00:04:58.066 --> 00:04:59.034
+[ice rattles]
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-This why Ministry of Information
-have decide to send me to U.S. and A,
+00:04:59.167 --> 00:05:00.468
+[man] Chink, chink.
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-greatest country in the world,
-to learn lessons for Kazakhstan.
+00:05:07.175 --> 00:05:08.176
+Fletcher.
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-I will travel with most venerable
-producer, Azamat Bagatov.
+00:05:08.777 --> 00:05:11.780
+Buenas tardes, Raymondo.
+[chuckles]
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-Azamat.
+00:05:11.914 --> 00:05:15.616
+I should stab you with
+that fucking rolling pin.
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-No, not film me!
-Film him.
+00:05:15.751 --> 00:05:19.755
+Oh, don't be cunty. I was just hoping we
+could have a cozy little drink together.
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-Urkin, not too much raping...
-Humans only.
+00:05:20.222 --> 00:05:24.760
+So, I've got a meeting on Saturday
+at your favorite newspaper.
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-Doltan, I'll get you
-a new arm in America.
+00:05:25.861 --> 00:05:30.299
+As the best private investigator
+in this smoky little town...
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-I go to America!
+00:05:30.431 --> 00:05:32.566
+good evening,
+ladies and gentlemen...
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-America!
+00:05:32.701 --> 00:05:36.872
+they are ready to put 150 grand in
+my pocket to give them some filth.
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-Wave goodbye to your
-clock radio, asshole!
+00:05:37.005 --> 00:05:39.308
+Good for me, that,
+but in this case...
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-If you cheat on me,
-I will come over there
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+it's bad for you.
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-and snap off your cock.
+00:05:43.779 --> 00:05:47.382
+So Big Dave,
+editor extraordinaire,
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-JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
-New York City
+00:05:47.515 --> 00:05:51.320
+has developed a terrible
+antipathy for your boss
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-l arrived in America's airport
-with clothings, U.S. dollars
+00:05:51.452 --> 00:05:54.156
+and his liquorish assortment
+of tasty mates.
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-and a jar of Gypsy tears
-to protect me from AIDS.
+00:05:54.289 --> 00:05:59.361
+He's out to destroy him and all those
+that cozy up to him. Front cover. Bosh!
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-Stand clear of the closing doors, please.
+00:05:59.493 --> 00:06:01.997
+There will be blood and fucking
+feathers everywhere, my darling.
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-Hello, my name Borat.
+00:06:02.596 --> 00:06:05.100
+Get to it, Fletcher.
+I'm starting to itch.
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-I not American. I new in town.
+00:06:05.233 --> 00:06:08.170
+Now, we both know that your boss has
+very, very deep pockets,
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-Nice to meet you.
+00:06:08.303 --> 00:06:11.340
+and I would like to invite him just
+to have a teeny rummage in them.
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-Hello, nice meet you.
+00:06:12.941 --> 00:06:14.676
+What the fuck
+are you talking about?
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-Hey, what your name?
+00:06:14.810 --> 00:06:16.477
+If you would be so kind
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-My name is mind your own
-fucking business.
+00:06:16.610 --> 00:06:18.113
+as to furnish me with
+20 million British pounds,
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-Stand clear of the closing doors, please.
+00:06:18.246 --> 00:06:19.881
+I will give you everything...
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-Oh, hello. Nice meet you.
+00:06:20.015 --> 00:06:23.118
+memory cards, contact sheets,
+recordings, the lot,
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-My name Borat.
+00:06:23.251 --> 00:06:26.688
+and a modest little screenplay
+I wrote all by myself.
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-- What's happening?
-- Nice meet you.
+00:06:26.822 --> 00:06:27.856
+Hold on.
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-Get the fuck out of here
-before I break your jaw, bro.
+00:06:28.589 --> 00:06:32.027
+We just went from £150,000
+to 20 million.
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-- Yo, step the fuck off, bro.
-- Okay. Okay.
+00:06:32.160 --> 00:06:34.329
+That's a steep rise
+in 30 seconds.
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-- You're fucking with the wrong one, man.
-- Okay. Sorry.
+00:06:34.463 --> 00:06:37.299
+Yeah, but I would argue that you're
+lucky, because that is nothing
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-Oh, shit. Okay, okay, wait.
+00:06:37.432 --> 00:06:41.136
+compared to what I could,
+and perhaps should, be asking.
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-I get it. Please, relax.
+00:06:41.269 --> 00:06:44.206
+Oh, well, thank God
+you're not greedy, Fletcher,
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-I'll get him! Careful, he bite.
+00:06:44.339 --> 00:06:46.708
+you deluded,
+shit-eating cunt.
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-- Hey, man, what are you doing?
-- Okay, relax.
+00:06:46.842 --> 00:06:48.542
+[chuckles]
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-Okay. Okay.
+00:06:48.677 --> 00:06:50.679
+I quite like it
+when you talk dirty to me.
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-Okay, okay, relax.
+00:06:51.880 --> 00:06:54.082
+I can feel myself engorging.
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-Okay. Okay, wait.
+00:06:54.850 --> 00:06:57.252
+Come on, have a drink with me.
+It's really yummy.
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-Okay, no problem. Sorry.
+00:06:57.719 --> 00:07:01.023
+I looked it up. App-ed it.
+1500 quid?
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-Welcome to the Wellington Hotel.
+00:07:01.156 --> 00:07:03.759
+I didn't know you could spend
+that much on a bottle of scotch.
-00:08:13.409 --> 00:08:14.451
-Do you want to pay for
-the entire stay now?
+00:07:04.626 --> 00:07:09.331
+I'm gonna tell you a story to
+demonstrate why my quote is my quote.
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-GUY BORGES
-Manager, Wellington Hotel
+00:07:10.598 --> 00:07:12.300
+Will you play a game
+with me, Ray?
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-- I pay for one night. How much?
-- Fine.
+00:07:13.502 --> 00:07:15.003
+I don't wanna play a game.
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-One night is $117.13.
+00:07:15.771 --> 00:07:18.507
+- Please?
+- No.
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-We'll call it 85.
+00:07:18.940 --> 00:07:21.009
+I said play a fucking game
+with me, Ray.
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-No, we can call it 117.
+00:07:22.177 --> 00:07:23.712
+[teapot whistling]
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-Let me get the door for you. Come on in.
+00:07:29.718 --> 00:07:30.786
+Right.
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-Very nice.
+00:07:31.253 --> 00:07:32.354
+Lovely.
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-Very nice room.
+00:07:32.854 --> 00:07:36.358
+Now, I want you
+to imagine a character,
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-We're not in the room yet, sir. Hold on.
+00:07:36.491 --> 00:07:39.761
+a dramatic character,
+like in a book or a play or a film.
-00:08:41.729 --> 00:08:44.689
-You might want to repack.
-We're gonna be moving again shortly.
+00:07:39.895 --> 00:07:42.497
+But not digital,
+not on a memory stick.
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-I will not move to a smaller room.
+00:07:42.631 --> 00:07:46.068
+Analog. Chemical process.
+"Keep the grain in the picture," I say.
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-Sir, this is your floor.
-I'm gonna take you to your room.
+00:07:46.201 --> 00:07:47.702
+Old-school, 35 mill.
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-- This is not my room?
-- This is the elevator.
+00:07:47.836 --> 00:07:50.372
+[whirring]
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-It takes you to the floor
-where your room is.
+00:07:52.674 --> 00:07:54.409
+Now, I'm seeing this
+through a lens, I am,
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-Nice. Nice.
+00:07:54.543 --> 00:07:56.311
+and I'm not talking about
+the small screen.
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-King in the castle. King in the castle.
+00:07:56.445 --> 00:07:58.046
+It's not TV, Raymond.
-00:09:05.920 --> 00:09:09.256
-I have a chair. I have a chair.
+00:07:58.180 --> 00:08:01.049
+As I said,
+old-school cinema format.
-00:09:09.340 --> 00:09:12.217
-Oh, go do this. Go do this.
-King in the castle.
+00:08:01.183 --> 00:08:04.986
+It's what we in the business called
+anamorphic, or ratio 2.35 to 1.
-00:09:22.645 --> 00:09:24.563
-Hello, nice meet you. My name Borat.
+00:08:05.120 --> 00:08:07.889
+And I want you to join me
+on this cinematic journey,
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-I am new in town.
+00:08:08.023 --> 00:08:09.791
+'cause it is cinema, Ray.
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-- Get away from me.
-- I just... I kiss you, say hello.
+00:08:09.925 --> 00:08:12.894
+It's beautiful,
+beautiful cinema.
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-It arrive.
+00:08:13.829 --> 00:08:16.364
+Now, roll camera.
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-Hello, my name Borat. I am new in town.
+00:08:16.498 --> 00:08:18.266
+[whirring]
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-- I say hello and I...
-- Do not touch me.
+00:08:18.567 --> 00:08:20.902
+Enter our protagonist.
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-- Do not get near my face.
-- I kiss you.
+00:08:21.036 --> 00:08:23.205
+He's good-looking,
+he's gorgeous,
-00:09:57.680 --> 00:10:00.390
-Yeah, you kiss me,
-I'll pop you in the fucking balls.
+00:08:23.338 --> 00:08:26.607
+he's golden age,
+he's a proper handsome cunt.
-00:10:00.474 --> 00:10:01.516
-What mean, "Balls"?
+00:08:26.741 --> 00:08:30.245
+His name is Mickey Pearson.
-00:10:02.685 --> 00:10:04.436
-Very nice.
+00:08:30.779 --> 00:08:32.914
+Unique background
+has our Mickey.
-00:10:10.901 --> 00:10:12.402
-Very nice. How much?
+00:08:33.048 --> 00:08:37.786
+American born, Rhodes scholar,
+so he's born clever but poor.
-00:10:13.029 --> 00:10:15.280
-Hello, nice meet you. My name Borat.
+00:08:37.919 --> 00:08:40.589
+Now, that's quite a leap from
+a trailer park in Americana
-00:10:15.364 --> 00:10:18.950
-Get away! What are you doing?
+00:08:40.722 --> 00:08:43.624
+to the thousand-year-old
+university in old Angleterre,
-00:10:19.035 --> 00:10:22.495
-Wait, I want to say hello.
-What is the problem?
+00:08:43.758 --> 00:08:47.129
+where he studies
+the dark art of horticulture.
-00:10:32.173 --> 00:10:35.258
-This has been
-most happiest day of my lifes.
+00:08:47.262 --> 00:08:50.332
+But he never finished his education,
+never went home, because...
-00:10:35.343 --> 00:10:38.178
-l was very excite to start my reportings.
+00:08:50.465 --> 00:08:52.634
+he found his vocation.
-00:10:38.888 --> 00:10:41.431
-America is known for its
-sense of humor.
+00:08:52.767 --> 00:08:54.069
+A naughty vocation.
-00:10:41.807 --> 00:10:44.142
-UN survey say Kazakhstan
-have 98th lowest humor.
+00:08:54.903 --> 00:08:56.438
+He's a bad boy.
-00:10:45.394 --> 00:10:46.728
-We must improve.
+00:08:56.571 --> 00:08:59.174
+He starts dealing
+the dirty wonder weed
-00:10:49.440 --> 00:10:50.690
-Hurry, hurry.
+00:08:59.307 --> 00:09:02.477
+to his rich, British,
+upper-class uni pals
-00:10:51.651 --> 00:10:54.694
-Just dry him, no hand relief.
+00:09:02.611 --> 00:09:04.946
+and realizes
+he's rather good at it.
-00:10:57.698 --> 00:10:58.740
-How is my back pussy?
+00:09:05.080 --> 00:09:07.849
+He's clear and objective
+about ambition
-00:10:58.824 --> 00:11:01.034
-Not bad. Moist.
+00:09:07.983 --> 00:09:11.486
+and he can surf the echelons
+of our complicated culture.
-00:11:01.118 --> 00:11:03.036
-So what time this interview?
+00:09:12.921 --> 00:09:16.358
+He knew how to take advantage
+of his advantage.
-00:11:03.454 --> 00:11:04.954
-Soon, my friend.
+00:09:18.360 --> 00:09:20.028
+He was a hungry animal,
+you see.
-00:11:12.088 --> 00:11:13.338
-Gently.
+00:09:20.162 --> 00:09:23.165
+He was powerful and ruthless,
+cunning and quick,
-00:11:16.133 --> 00:11:17.133
-Enough!
+00:09:23.298 --> 00:09:25.667
+charismatic and smart, but...
-00:11:18.302 --> 00:11:20.637
-- Hello. My name's Pat Haggerty.
-- Hello.
+00:09:25.800 --> 00:09:28.537
+he had to do some naughty
+things to get where he got,
-00:11:20.721 --> 00:11:21.930
-PAT HAGGERTY
-Humor Coach
+00:09:28.670 --> 00:09:30.305
+to establish his position,
-00:11:22.014 --> 00:11:24.015
-- Nice meet you. Borat.
-- Nice to meet you.
+00:09:30.438 --> 00:09:33.074
+to show he wasn't just
+teeth, tits and tan.
-00:11:24.100 --> 00:11:27.018
-Should I make a joke
-about my mother-in-law?
+00:09:34.009 --> 00:09:36.011
+Well, he wasn't
+fucking hollow, was he?
-00:11:27.103 --> 00:11:29.771
-Yes. In America, that's a very popular joke.
+00:09:37.479 --> 00:09:38.780
+[Fletcher moans]
-00:11:29.855 --> 00:11:32.315
-- Do you have a mother-in-law joke?
+00:09:38.914 --> 00:09:40.448
+He had an engine
+under his hood
+
+00:09:40.582 --> 00:09:42.984
+and a gun in his holster.
+
+00:09:45.420 --> 00:09:47.889
+So, he's not exactly clean,
+our Mickey.
+
+00:09:48.023 --> 00:09:49.791
+He has come up the hard way.
+
+00:09:49.925 --> 00:09:52.527
+He's earned his position,
+shall we say.
+
+00:09:52.662 --> 00:09:54.362
+Well, that was the early days,
+
+00:09:54.496 --> 00:09:57.532
+and he cracked on with
+his New World pioneer spirit.
+
+00:09:58.233 --> 00:10:01.836
+What's he worth today?
+100, 200, 500 million?
+
+00:10:01.970 --> 00:10:04.573
+But now the plot
+begins to thicken.
+
+00:10:04.706 --> 00:10:07.275
+He has reached
+a crossroads in his life.
+
+00:10:07.409 --> 00:10:09.711
+The middle class and the middle
+age, they've got to him.
+
+00:10:09.844 --> 00:10:13.381
+They've corrupted his appetite
+for the horrors. He's gone soft.
+
+00:10:13.515 --> 00:10:16.384
+He wanted to cash in his chips
+and get out of the game,
+
+00:10:16.518 --> 00:10:19.087
+and he seems to have found
+the perfect customer.
+
+00:10:19.221 --> 00:10:20.555
+Smash cut, please...
+
+00:10:21.056 --> 00:10:23.058
+to interior, a gala dinner.
+
+00:10:23.191 --> 00:10:26.127
+Just a few words to say
+thank you to Michael Pearson
+
+00:10:26.261 --> 00:10:28.730
+for his limitless generosity
+and time.
+
+00:10:28.863 --> 00:10:33.335
+Now, Mickey has been cultivating
+a special relationship
+
+00:10:33.468 --> 00:10:37.739
+with the erudite, learned and
+broad-minded Matthew Berger.
+
+00:10:37.872 --> 00:10:41.243
+Yes, Raymond, I do know about
+the Jewish billionaire cowboy,
+
+00:10:41.376 --> 00:10:44.446
+another slice of Americana
+creating drama in Angleterre.
+
+00:10:44.579 --> 00:10:48.583
+And finally to Matthew Berger
+blindsiding us with his donation
+
+00:10:48.718 --> 00:10:51.886
+to build the entire cognitive
+behavioral therapy unit.
+
+00:10:52.387 --> 00:10:54.724
+[Fletcher] So these two have met before.
+Fuck knows where.
+
+00:10:54.856 --> 00:10:58.793
+Presumably at the annual international
+drug dealers convention in Las Vegas.
+
+00:10:58.927 --> 00:11:00.996
+And they've done
+some small deals together,
+
+00:11:01.129 --> 00:11:03.465
+but now they're ready
+for the big one.
+
+00:11:03.598 --> 00:11:06.368
+Well, that was unexpected,
+Matthew.
+
+00:11:07.068 --> 00:11:09.304
+Now I understand why you're
+seated at the head of the table.
+
+00:11:09.437 --> 00:11:12.073
+Snuck that one right by me, didn't
+you, you naughty little girl?
+
+00:11:12.440 --> 00:11:14.476
+Making a splash
+with the gentry.
+
+00:11:14.609 --> 00:11:17.178
+Oh, I like to make a splash
+whenever possible.
+
+00:11:17.647 --> 00:11:21.449
+Well, you also seem to understand
+the significance of a proper attire.
+
+00:11:21.583 --> 00:11:22.984
+Indeed I do.
+
+00:11:23.118 --> 00:11:24.419
+I believe
+a sense of ownership
+
+00:11:24.552 --> 00:11:26.254
+is vital
+in every aspect of life,
+
+00:11:26.388 --> 00:11:28.758
+perhaps never more so than
+when it comes to wardrobe.
+
+00:11:28.890 --> 00:11:32.594
+For every look there is a season,
+and for every season a strategy.
+
+00:11:32.728 --> 00:11:35.130
+[Fletcher]
+Now starts the alpha dance.
+
+00:11:35.263 --> 00:11:36.898
+They're not really talking
+about clothes, Raymond.
+
+00:11:37.032 --> 00:11:38.634
+Oh, fucking no.
+
+00:11:38.768 --> 00:11:40.435
+They're like
+a pair of old doggies
+
+00:11:40.568 --> 00:11:43.004
+sniffing round one another's
+intellectual assholes.
+
+00:11:43.138 --> 00:11:45.807
+It's a good old-fashioned
+cock-off, Raymond.
+
+00:11:45.940 --> 00:11:48.644
+Michael, I'm looking forward
+to doing business together.
+
+00:11:49.144 --> 00:11:51.613
+- May we excuse ourselves?
+- Yes, please.
+
+00:11:52.547 --> 00:11:54.349
+We should say good night
+to our host.
+
+00:11:59.254 --> 00:12:00.588
+So what do you think?
+
+00:12:01.156 --> 00:12:02.692
+I'm not sure.
+
+00:12:02.824 --> 00:12:03.825
+[Matthew] Your Grace.
+
+00:12:03.958 --> 00:12:05.360
+[woman] He's a fox,
+
+00:12:05.493 --> 00:12:07.162
+and foxes
+have a predictable nature.
+
+00:12:07.295 --> 00:12:09.064
+Trust this Jew
+about that Jew.
+
+00:12:09.197 --> 00:12:10.666
+If you let him
+in the henhouse,
+
+00:12:10.800 --> 00:12:12.668
+you can expect blood
+and feathers everywhere.
+
+00:12:13.803 --> 00:12:16.304
+Fresh from
+a farmyard pheasant shoot,
+
+00:12:16.438 --> 00:12:19.174
+these two are starting
+to like each other.
+
+00:12:19.307 --> 00:12:21.843
+It's looking good, Ray.
+It's looking fucking good.
+
+00:12:21.976 --> 00:12:24.579
+- [gunshot]
+- I'm impressed with what you've done with your enterprise.
+
+00:12:24.714 --> 00:12:26.848
+You see, try as I might,
+I can't work out how you do it,
+
+00:12:26.981 --> 00:12:28.751
+and bush is my game.
+
+00:12:28.883 --> 00:12:31.386
+How does anyone grow
+50 tons of super skunk
+
+00:12:31.519 --> 00:12:33.421
+without letting anyone else
+know how they do it?
+
+00:12:33.555 --> 00:12:35.957
+I'm flattered to hear that
+from you, Matthew.
+
+00:12:36.091 --> 00:12:38.493
+I imagine that big brain of yours
+is sweating a stream of tears
+
+00:12:38.627 --> 00:12:40.195
+just trying
+to figure it out.
+
+00:12:40.328 --> 00:12:41.797
+Brilliance
+should be acknowledged.
+
+00:12:41.930 --> 00:12:42.997
+Mm.
+
+00:12:43.131 --> 00:12:44.866
+Run the numbers
+by me again.
+
+00:12:44.999 --> 00:12:48.570
+200 million gross p.a.,
+100 million net.
+
+00:12:48.704 --> 00:12:50.138
+But your people
+know this already.
+
+00:12:50.271 --> 00:12:52.340
+They've swept the numbers
+for months now.
+
+00:12:52.474 --> 00:12:56.378
+The bottom line is I'll sell
+it to you for 400 million.
+
+00:13:02.984 --> 00:13:05.286
+But you knew that already.
+Hop in.
+
+00:13:05.420 --> 00:13:08.056
+[Fletcher] Now, I can't be specific
+about the heroes and zeros,
+
+00:13:08.189 --> 00:13:10.626
+but there was a lot of money
+hanging in the balance.
+
+00:13:10.760 --> 00:13:14.262
+Question: What would it be
+worth to have the power
+
+00:13:14.396 --> 00:13:16.965
+to be able to pull the plug
+on an operation like that?
+
+00:13:17.098 --> 00:13:21.202
+Answer: A greedy man would
+want half the sale price,
+
+00:13:21.336 --> 00:13:24.372
+but a smart man would know
+that 20 million pounds
+
+00:13:24.506 --> 00:13:27.909
+was just about uncomfortable enough
+to make everyone feel comfortable.
+
+00:13:28.610 --> 00:13:31.647
+You're a cunning and creative
+toad, aren't you, Fletcher,
+
+00:13:31.781 --> 00:13:33.615
+coming up
+with a plan like this?
+
+00:13:33.749 --> 00:13:35.651
+Yeah, but I didn't really
+come up with it, did I?
+
+00:13:35.785 --> 00:13:37.252
+It was Big Dave.
+
+00:13:37.385 --> 00:13:39.020
+He commissioned me
+to do a job on Mickey,
+
+00:13:39.154 --> 00:13:40.689
+you know, sniff about,
+keep an eye on him,
+
+00:13:40.823 --> 00:13:42.758
+go through his bins,
+reveal his sins.
+
+00:13:43.391 --> 00:13:47.595
+Mickey Pearson, the odious Yankee gangster.
+We're gonna bury him.
+
+00:13:47.730 --> 00:13:51.533
+Because it seems he's got himself
+a new friend. Lord Pressfield.
+
+00:13:51.667 --> 00:13:54.602
+Question:
+Is that the Lord Pressfield?
+
+00:13:54.936 --> 00:13:56.304
+His Grace, the duke?
+
+00:13:56.438 --> 00:13:59.073
+Yeah. Once fourth in line
+to the throne.
+
+00:13:59.207 --> 00:14:00.776
+Apparently Mickey Pearson
+has squeaked his way
+
+00:14:00.910 --> 00:14:03.211
+into the crack
+of his fat, posh ass.
+
+00:14:04.379 --> 00:14:07.817
+This is yours, Fletcher. I need a man
+with your creativity, with your nose.
+
+00:14:07.949 --> 00:14:09.652
+Now, you know
+you're my favorite bloodhound.
+
+00:14:09.785 --> 00:14:11.586
+I just think it's really
+important to remember
+
+00:14:11.720 --> 00:14:13.154
+who you're talking to, Dave.
+
+00:14:13.288 --> 00:14:15.490
+Of course I remember,
+Fletcher.
+
+00:14:15.623 --> 00:14:18.526
+So just make absolutely sure the
+check doesn't disappoint this time.
+
+00:14:19.427 --> 00:14:21.329
+The number is 150,000.
+
+00:14:21.664 --> 00:14:24.365
+He wants to ruin him,
+
+00:14:24.499 --> 00:14:27.435
+but I am here
+to do you a favor.
+
+00:14:28.671 --> 00:14:31.339
+And it's not like you're not
+getting something for your money.
+
+00:14:31.473 --> 00:14:34.609
+You could even turn that script
+into a feature film, Raymond.
+
+00:14:35.176 --> 00:14:38.379
+We could make it together.
+We could be partners.
+
+00:14:39.113 --> 00:14:40.850
+I have learned off you lot.
+
+00:14:41.149 --> 00:14:44.586
+You gotta look after number
+one, and now it's my turn.
+
+00:14:45.754 --> 00:14:49.491
+The sun is not going up
+for me, Ray. It's going down.
+
+00:14:50.893 --> 00:14:53.929
+So why has Big Dave
+got it in for my boss?
+
+00:14:54.062 --> 00:14:56.097
+Two months ago,
+your man Mickey
+
+00:14:56.231 --> 00:14:58.834
+made my man Dave feel
+like a right fucking idiot.
+
+00:14:58.968 --> 00:15:00.836
+Henry. Mickey.
+
+00:15:00.970 --> 00:15:02.103
+How did he do that?
+
+00:15:02.237 --> 00:15:03.605
+Didn't accept his hand.
+
+00:15:03.739 --> 00:15:05.708
+- Dave. Daily Print.
- Yes.
-00:11:32.400 --> 00:11:36.778
-I had sexy-time with my mother-in-law.
+00:15:06.574 --> 00:15:08.644
+No. Editor
+of the Daily Print.
-00:11:36.862 --> 00:11:38.655
-- A what time?
-- Sexy-time.
+00:15:08.777 --> 00:15:11.546
+[Fletcher] Turns out Dave had
+gone after one of Mickey's lords,
-00:11:38.739 --> 00:11:41.491
-I made sexy-time with my mother-in-law.
+00:15:11.680 --> 00:15:13.581
+did a proper tabloid job
+on him.
-00:11:41.575 --> 00:11:44.828
-- You had sex with your mother-in-law?
-- Yes.
+00:15:13.716 --> 00:15:15.885
+It would appear that His
+Lordship had had a quick spin
-00:11:44.912 --> 00:11:47.372
-I don't think that Americans
-would find that funny.
+00:15:16.017 --> 00:15:18.253
+on one of
+his attractive young footmen.
-00:11:47.456 --> 00:11:49.541
-- No, it is not a joke.
+00:15:18.386 --> 00:15:20.990
+After the splash, shares
+crashed, job went, wife followed,
+
+00:15:21.122 --> 00:15:23.191
+and even his kids
+disowned him.
+
+00:15:23.324 --> 00:15:25.628
+Well, that Dave
+can't half be a cunt.
+
+00:15:26.394 --> 00:15:28.162
+But no one
+will pull him on it.
+
+00:15:28.296 --> 00:15:30.598
+Too fucking scared that Dave
+will do a feature on them.
+
+00:15:30.733 --> 00:15:33.535
+But your Mickey, he's got
+a fabulous set of balls.
+
+00:15:33.669 --> 00:15:36.839
+So he snubbed him in front of a crowd
+that Dave could only wish he belonged to.
+
+00:15:36.972 --> 00:15:40.208
+You know, lords and ladies, the sort that
+Mickey feels very comfortable in front of.
+
+00:15:40.809 --> 00:15:42.978
+Men, excuse us.
+
+00:15:43.144 --> 00:15:45.146
+[Fletcher] Well, he might just as
+well have pulled Dave's cock off.
+
+00:15:45.280 --> 00:15:47.016
+I do believe that was a bit
+of a fuck off, Dave. [laughs]
+
+00:15:47.148 --> 00:15:49.117
+[Fletcher] 'Cause he just
+fizzled like a party balloon.
+
+00:15:49.985 --> 00:15:51.854
+That's no reason
+to go after a fella.
+
+00:15:51.987 --> 00:15:54.657
+Well, I don't know what to tell you.
+He wants Mickey's blood.
+
+00:15:54.790 --> 00:15:58.259
+And he would be getting it
+too, if it wasn't for...
+
+00:15:59.294 --> 00:16:02.731
+You're a filthy fantasist,
+and now it's time to leave.
+
+00:16:02.865 --> 00:16:06.167
+Oh, don't be silly.
+I'm only just lubing you up.
+
+00:16:06.301 --> 00:16:11.172
+Now, there is a reason why Matthew,
+or anyone else for that matter,
+
+00:16:11.306 --> 00:16:14.275
+cannot work out
+how Mickey does what he does.
+
+00:16:14.409 --> 00:16:18.212
+How does he grow 50 tons of white
+widow super cheese every year?
+
+00:16:18.346 --> 00:16:20.248
+Everyone knows
+that needs a lot of space.
+
+00:16:20.381 --> 00:16:23.786
+So where is the space and how
+come he's kept it under wraps?
+
+00:16:23.919 --> 00:16:27.088
+You can't just dig a hole in the ground
+and drop 200 shipping containers in there.
+
+00:16:27.221 --> 00:16:28.791
+Oh, no, my love.
+That will not work.
+
+00:16:28.924 --> 00:16:32.728
+No. You have to be creative.
+You need an angle.
+
+00:16:32.861 --> 00:16:35.664
+The problem with land in this
+country is there's not much of it...
+
+00:16:37.032 --> 00:16:39.969
+and there's public access even
+when it's supposed to be private.
+
+00:16:40.535 --> 00:16:43.438
+And the public have rights:
+dog walkers...
+
+00:16:43.571 --> 00:16:45.239
+- [horn honks]
+- Yes, jog on.
+
+00:16:45.373 --> 00:16:47.810
+...footpaths, right to roam,
+
+00:16:47.943 --> 00:16:49.410
+bimblers, ramblers,
+
+00:16:49.544 --> 00:16:50.980
+- badger lovers...
+- [squeaks]
+
+00:16:51.714 --> 00:16:53.649
+...and any other busy cunt
+with enough time on his hands
+
+00:16:53.782 --> 00:16:55.116
+to sniff
+the green tweed of England.
+
+00:16:55.249 --> 00:16:56.752
+- [man] Good morning!
+- [dog barking]
+
+00:16:56.885 --> 00:16:58.386
+And they have groups,
+
+00:16:58.519 --> 00:17:02.057
+forums, meetings,
+social media,
+
+00:17:02.190 --> 00:17:04.059
+and they love
+a good chat and a hiss
+
+00:17:04.192 --> 00:17:06.895
+about anyone who's decided to
+mow his lawn without a license.
+
+00:17:08.030 --> 00:17:11.299
+And then there's the helicopters,
+drones, Google Earth,
+
+00:17:11.432 --> 00:17:13.501
+heritage sites,
+parish councils,
+
+00:17:13.636 --> 00:17:15.004
+and the beat goes on.
+
+00:17:15.804 --> 00:17:18.272
+And that's before you even think
+about getting power in here.
+
+00:17:20.643 --> 00:17:23.679
+[Fletcher] So what is
+Mickey's unique method?
+
+00:17:23.812 --> 00:17:28.316
+I tip my cap at the cheek,
+at the elegance, at the class.
+
+00:17:29.084 --> 00:17:31.053
+And what would
+that method be exactly?
+
+00:17:31.185 --> 00:17:33.521
+You have to understand
+a culture to understand a man.
+
+00:17:34.188 --> 00:17:36.025
+Toffs, aristocrats,
+
+00:17:36.157 --> 00:17:39.128
+dukes, duchesses,
+lords and ladies,
+
+00:17:39.260 --> 00:17:41.130
+lots of land
+and fuck all dough.
+
+00:17:41.262 --> 00:17:45.034
+Houses to keep, damp to
+keep out, silver to polish.
+
+00:17:45.166 --> 00:17:48.169
+You must remember
+that cash is very persuasive
+
+00:17:48.302 --> 00:17:51.707
+to the class that got spanked by
+angry lefties and death duties.
+
+00:17:52.975 --> 00:17:56.544
+And every time you inherit a
+fortune, you lose half to the state.
+
+00:17:56.679 --> 00:17:58.681
+- [slurps]
+- So this is my moment to swoop in
+
+00:17:58.814 --> 00:18:00.849
+like a guardian fucking angel
+
+00:18:00.983 --> 00:18:04.385
+and offer my services so they
+can keep their houses in order.
+
+00:18:04.519 --> 00:18:06.655
+And they're not too bothered
+about what I do,
+
+00:18:07.122 --> 00:18:10.224
+as long as that cash
+keeps rolling in each year.
+
+00:18:10.358 --> 00:18:13.128
+It's good to get a lord, yes,
+but it's not easy.
+
+00:18:13.261 --> 00:18:17.066
+It takes work,
+wine, women and disco.
+
+00:18:17.633 --> 00:18:20.401
+Twelve sites. Twelve farms.
+
+00:18:20.535 --> 00:18:23.438
+One thousand of these estates
+in the great UK.
+
+00:18:23.571 --> 00:18:25.573
+Bonne chance
+trying to find them all.
+
+00:18:26.742 --> 00:18:29.778
+That's it. My infrastructure.
+
+00:18:30.746 --> 00:18:35.349
+And that, sir, is, with my
+blessing, what you are paying for.
+
+00:18:36.217 --> 00:18:38.787
+If it's as discreet and as
+lucrative as you claim it is,
+
+00:18:38.921 --> 00:18:40.621
+I'll buy the whole business.
+
+00:18:40.923 --> 00:18:42.590
+But enough foreplay, Michael.
+
+00:18:43.192 --> 00:18:44.592
+I wanna see your plant.
+
+00:18:45.160 --> 00:18:46.762
+[engine stops]
+
+00:18:46.895 --> 00:18:48.997
+I've gone to great lengths
+to make my operation
+
+00:18:49.131 --> 00:18:51.667
+as invisible as possible,
+Matthew.
+
+00:18:51.800 --> 00:18:54.235
+If you were standing on my
+bush, you wouldn't know it.
+
+00:18:56.370 --> 00:18:59.842
+As a matter of fact,
+you are standing on my bush.
+
+00:19:02.811 --> 00:19:04.847
+It's a spectacular business,
+Michael.
+
+00:19:05.881 --> 00:19:07.716
+Such a shame it will go
+bankrupt in ten years
+
+00:19:07.850 --> 00:19:09.952
+when things go legal
+in the great UK.
+
+00:19:10.585 --> 00:19:12.921
+And you want me
+to pay top dollar for it?
+
+00:19:13.222 --> 00:19:15.256
+A nugget under half a yard?
+
+00:19:16.524 --> 00:19:17.726
+That is the price.
+
+00:19:18.727 --> 00:19:21.496
+Now step inside and I'll show
+you what half a yard gets you.
+
+00:19:26.467 --> 00:19:31.006
+Ooh. A delightful tool shed
+for 400 million dollars.
+
+00:19:31.640 --> 00:19:33.441
+Is the ball-peen hammer
+included?
+
+00:19:33.574 --> 00:19:36.477
+Course it is.
+Now let me show you the nails.
+
+00:19:44.485 --> 00:19:45.586
+Watch your head.
+
+00:19:46.320 --> 00:19:47.656
+Carry on, chaps.
+
+00:19:58.901 --> 00:20:01.170
+England's
+green and pleasant land.
+
+00:20:03.272 --> 00:20:04.773
+Those are some nails.
+
+00:20:06.141 --> 00:20:09.178
+Location, staff, technology.
+
+00:20:10.045 --> 00:20:13.949
+See, you're buying the substructure
+for the superstructure to come,
+
+00:20:14.582 --> 00:20:18.253
+and with purchase you will
+inherit the best sites available,
+
+00:20:18.386 --> 00:20:21.489
+the finest botanists and herb
+sommeliers in the world,
+
+00:20:21.622 --> 00:20:25.194
+as well as the most innovative
+marijuana technology on the planet.
+
+00:20:26.360 --> 00:20:28.897
+And when this little piggy
+goes to legal market
+
+00:20:29.031 --> 00:20:32.067
+and the demand
+way outpaces the supply...
+
+00:20:33.035 --> 00:20:36.470
+these locations,
+these green-fingered botanical boys,
+
+00:20:36.604 --> 00:20:38.907
+as well as
+my superior technology,
+
+00:20:39.041 --> 00:20:40.341
+will be at a premium.
+
+00:20:41.777 --> 00:20:43.178
+And you would own them all.
+
+00:20:46.014 --> 00:20:50.052
+Did you know it took 15 years after
+alcohol prohibition ended back home
+
+00:20:50.185 --> 00:20:52.321
+for the legal market
+to scratch that itch?
+
+00:20:53.121 --> 00:20:54.890
+Fifteen years.
+
+00:20:55.489 --> 00:20:57.592
+And that's if
+you do nothing with it.
+
+00:20:58.293 --> 00:21:01.029
+Yes, it's a win-win,
+no matter how you look at it.
+
+00:21:02.597 --> 00:21:04.867
+And I'm not greedy.
+You and I both know
+
+00:21:05.000 --> 00:21:08.203
+that 400 million is a
+fair-to-generous asking price,
+
+00:21:09.104 --> 00:21:11.472
+especially considering
+that once this game's kosher,
+
+00:21:11.606 --> 00:21:14.408
+it's going to be worth
+somewhere between 200 billion
+
+00:21:14.542 --> 00:21:17.846
+and, well,
+half a trillion pounds.
+
+00:21:18.213 --> 00:21:19.380
+Annually.
+
+00:21:20.048 --> 00:21:21.415
+Weed.
+
+00:21:21.549 --> 00:21:22.751
+Bush.
+
+00:21:23.352 --> 00:21:24.853
+Skunk-amola.
+
+00:21:25.553 --> 00:21:27.756
+White widow super cheese.
+
+00:21:27.890 --> 00:21:29.224
+[chuckles]
+
+00:21:29.358 --> 00:21:30.726
+It's the new gold rush.
+
+00:21:31.894 --> 00:21:34.863
+This is the thin end
+of a very fat wedge, sir.
+
+00:21:35.596 --> 00:21:38.532
+If it's such a fat wedge,
+why don't you keep it?
+
+00:21:39.600 --> 00:21:43.872
+You see, I've developed a reputation
+as a man who came up the hard way.
+
+00:21:44.605 --> 00:21:47.843
+You could say that there's blood
+on these pretty white hands.
+
+00:21:48.844 --> 00:21:52.781
+But in the new business,
+once legal and under the jurisdiction
+
+00:21:52.915 --> 00:21:56.919
+of the respectable umbrella
+of ministerial legitimacy,
+
+00:21:57.052 --> 00:22:00.722
+an enterprise like this will
+need a face with a clean past,
+
+00:22:00.856 --> 00:22:04.059
+which sadly I do not possess.
+
+00:22:04.192 --> 00:22:06.295
+Retirement
+doesn't sound so bad.
+
+00:22:06.427 --> 00:22:09.865
+Long walks in the countryside,
+pruning roses with my better half,
+
+00:22:09.998 --> 00:22:11.432
+raising some cubs.
+
+00:22:11.565 --> 00:22:14.136
+[inhales] I've earned it.
+
+00:22:14.870 --> 00:22:18.807
+Look, we both know growing
+is only 50% of the business.
+
+00:22:19.607 --> 00:22:21.575
+I need
+your European connections.
+
+00:22:21.710 --> 00:22:23.912
+I've seen
+how the sausage is made.
+
+00:22:24.046 --> 00:22:25.546
+Now tell me
+about the butcher shops.
+
+00:22:26.480 --> 00:22:28.183
+Well, that comes later,
+Matthew,
+
+00:22:28.750 --> 00:22:30.584
+when the money's in escrow.
+
+00:22:30.719 --> 00:22:34.022
+Now that we've established
+the dilemma of our protagonist,
+
+00:22:34.156 --> 00:22:37.693
+let us turn to our antagonist.
+
+00:22:37.826 --> 00:22:40.696
+Many miles away,
+across the open plains,
+
+00:22:40.829 --> 00:22:46.201
+another beautiful feral beast
+lopes his way to a watering hole.
+
+00:22:46.335 --> 00:22:47.601
+Who are you talking about
+now?
+
+00:22:47.736 --> 00:22:51.539
+I talk, Raymondo, of Dry Eye.
+
+00:22:51.673 --> 00:22:53.175
+Oh, Dry Eye.
+
+00:22:53.308 --> 00:22:56.044
+What is he?
+Chinese? Japanese? Pekingese?
+
+00:22:56.178 --> 00:22:57.545
+Get on your fucking knees?
+
+00:22:57.679 --> 00:22:59.480
+Dirty dragon filth.
+
+00:22:59.613 --> 00:23:02.784
+♪ Yellow is the color
+Gambling is the game ♪
+
+00:23:02.918 --> 00:23:07.322
+He explodes on the scene like a millennial
+fucking firecracker. Bang, bang, bang.
+
+00:23:07.456 --> 00:23:09.358
+[shouting]
+You chee-bye motherfuckers!
+
+00:23:09.490 --> 00:23:11.460
+[Raymond] I'm gonna have to
+stop you right there, Fletcher.
+
+00:23:11.994 --> 00:23:13.862
+That doesn't sound like
+the Dry Eye I know.
+
+00:23:13.996 --> 00:23:16.465
+Just making sure you're
+paying attention, Raymond.
+
+00:23:16.597 --> 00:23:20.268
+So let's cut instead
+to a somewhat anticlimactic
+
+00:23:20.402 --> 00:23:23.171
+but suave and debonair
+Dry Eye,
+
+00:23:23.305 --> 00:23:25.140
+like a Chinese James Bond.
+
+00:23:26.308 --> 00:23:28.043
+"Ricense" to kill.
+
+00:23:29.878 --> 00:23:31.747
+- [Dry Eye] Open them up.
+- [man] Yes, boss.
+
+00:23:31.880 --> 00:23:33.982
+[man speaks Chinese]
+
+00:23:36.952 --> 00:23:38.353
+Good Lord.
+
+00:23:41.189 --> 00:23:43.925
+Hose them down, load them up
+and fuck them off.
+
+00:23:44.059 --> 00:23:46.828
+- Let me have a look at 432.
+- Yes, boss. It's just right here.
+
+00:23:47.129 --> 00:23:48.196
+[speaks Chinese]
+
+00:23:51.967 --> 00:23:56.171
+There's 120 rims, uh,
+32 LS engines, 60 custom...
+
+00:23:56.304 --> 00:23:58.106
+All right. Pay the man.
+
+00:23:58.240 --> 00:24:01.977
+Sorry, chaps. I quoted you for
+a 20 when it's a 40-footer.
+
+00:24:02.110 --> 00:24:04.179
+[stutters]
+It's gonna be double bubble.
+
+00:24:04.846 --> 00:24:06.681
+[stutters mockingly]
+Double bubble?
+
+00:24:08.183 --> 00:24:11.853
+A gentleman's quote
+is a gentleman's word.
+
+00:24:12.988 --> 00:24:16.725
+Now, either you or your family are
+gonna have to pay for that lesson.
+
+00:24:18.460 --> 00:24:19.995
+Do we have an understanding?
+
+00:24:21.163 --> 00:24:22.330
+Yes, boss.
+
+00:24:23.632 --> 00:24:25.400
+Give the soppy prick
+his money.
+
+00:24:29.004 --> 00:24:31.206
+[Fletcher] Anyway,
+let's put a pin in Dry Eye
+
+00:24:31.339 --> 00:24:33.208
+and turn again to Mickey.
+
+00:24:33.675 --> 00:24:35.777
+If you're thinking
+of smoking that in here...
+
+00:24:36.545 --> 00:24:37.479
+don't.
+
+00:24:37.646 --> 00:24:39.081
+I find that confusing.
+
+00:24:39.214 --> 00:24:42.451
+Do you mean don't smoke
+or don't think?
+
+00:24:46.254 --> 00:24:47.889
+- Oh...
+- [lighter clicks]
+
+00:24:48.023 --> 00:24:49.925
+Oh, all right, all right,
+it's going out.
+
+00:24:50.058 --> 00:24:51.927
+["Vitamin C" by Can plays]
+
+00:24:52.060 --> 00:24:55.831
+♪ Her daddy
+Got a big aeroplane ♪
+
+00:24:55.964 --> 00:25:00.102
+♪ Her mommy
+Holds all the family cash ♪
+
+00:25:00.235 --> 00:25:04.272
+♪ A beautiful rose
+Is standing by the corner ♪
+
+00:25:04.406 --> 00:25:08.143
+♪ She is living
+In and out of tune ♪
+
+00:25:08.777 --> 00:25:13.415
+[Fletcher] I think the time has come
+for me to introduce you to our queen.
+
+00:25:13.548 --> 00:25:14.816
+[woman] Harold, bag.
+
+00:25:14.950 --> 00:25:16.718
+[Fletcher]
+A Cockney Cleopatra
+
+00:25:16.852 --> 00:25:18.787
+to Mickey's cowboy Caesar.
+
+00:25:18.920 --> 00:25:22.557
+The only weak link in his
+otherwise impregnable armor
+
+00:25:22.691 --> 00:25:26.495
+is his devotion, his passion,
+some would say his obsession
+
+00:25:26.628 --> 00:25:28.296
+with his beauteous lady wife.
+
+00:25:28.430 --> 00:25:30.832
+[woman] I'm trying to do you
+a favor here, Mike,
+
+00:25:30.966 --> 00:25:33.301
+but every time I do you a favor,
+it ends up costing me too.
+
+00:25:33.435 --> 00:25:35.770
+- [Mike over phone] Now, come on, Ros...
+- Why is Miss Kova still here?
+
+00:25:35.904 --> 00:25:38.039
+That Range was supposed
+to be finished this morning.
+
+00:25:38.173 --> 00:25:41.176
+- I'm not talking to you, Mike.
+- Sorry, boss. Rodge is on the Range.
+
+00:25:41.309 --> 00:25:44.045
+How many times have I told you?
+I don't want Roger up front.
+
+00:25:44.179 --> 00:25:46.648
+This is a sanctuary
+for the ladies. Where is he?
+
+00:25:46.781 --> 00:25:48.550
+He's up in your office
+with your husband.
+
+00:25:48.683 --> 00:25:51.653
+- [indistinct shouting]
+- [pounding, drilling]
+
+00:25:51.786 --> 00:25:54.389
+Misha, darling, I'll have you
+out of here in 20 minutes.
+
+00:25:54.523 --> 00:25:57.025
+Rosalind, I've got a spin
+class in half an hour.
+
+00:25:57.159 --> 00:25:58.994
+Twenty minutes
+and no charge.
+
+00:25:59.127 --> 00:26:00.829
+Lisa, champagne.
+
+00:26:01.429 --> 00:26:03.665
+- Mike, are you still there?
+- [Mike] Of course I'm still fucking here.
+
+00:26:03.798 --> 00:26:06.935
+Right, well, if you're still there,
+who's ordering the fucking parts?
+
+00:26:07.235 --> 00:26:08.436
+So what do you think?
+
+00:26:08.570 --> 00:26:10.305
+Ringing the bell,
+but not too loud.
+
+00:26:11.072 --> 00:26:12.174
+Dipped in honey.
+
+00:26:13.141 --> 00:26:14.476
+That's on the money.
+
+00:26:15.277 --> 00:26:17.712
+But you always could make
+a good cup of tea, Mickey.
+
+00:26:17.846 --> 00:26:19.347
+[inhales] Very nice.
+
+00:26:20.282 --> 00:26:21.349
+[Mickey] Hello, Ros.
+
+00:26:22.584 --> 00:26:23.952
+What the fuck
+is going on in here?
+
+00:26:24.452 --> 00:26:25.854
+I should have known
+it was you behind this.
+
+00:26:26.421 --> 00:26:27.889
+Rodge is supposed to be
+working down there
+
+00:26:28.023 --> 00:26:29.491
+and you're up here
+blowing his brains out.
+
+00:26:29.624 --> 00:26:31.459
+- I'm on it, boss.
+- You wanna be.
+
+00:26:31.927 --> 00:26:33.461
+Don't blame the Dodge,
+dear.
+
+00:26:33.595 --> 00:26:35.130
+You know he's got
+a special nose
+
+00:26:35.263 --> 00:26:37.098
+and he's doing
+this old dog a favor.
+
+00:26:37.232 --> 00:26:38.668
+Dodge, get down there
+and earn your money.
+
+00:26:38.800 --> 00:26:39.834
+Gone.
+
+00:26:42.704 --> 00:26:44.339
+What you doing here anyway?
+
+00:26:44.472 --> 00:26:46.676
+Thought I'd come by to have
+a cup of tea with my wife.
+
+00:26:47.342 --> 00:26:49.411
+Well, go on, then.
+Put the kettle on.
+
+00:26:51.846 --> 00:26:53.548
+Looks like
+the deal's gone through.
+
+00:26:54.416 --> 00:26:56.585
+- Second thoughts?
+- No second thoughts.
+
+00:26:56.718 --> 00:26:58.386
+I like middle age.
+
+00:26:58.520 --> 00:27:01.890
+I like gentrification,
+private schools, fine wines
+
+00:27:02.023 --> 00:27:05.760
+and a spoonful of caviar
+to help my medicine go down.
+
+00:27:06.595 --> 00:27:09.998
+But most importantly, I'm looking
+forward to spending more time with you.
+
+00:27:10.131 --> 00:27:11.199
+Course you are.
+
+00:27:12.000 --> 00:27:13.602
+Look, I don't want you
+knocking around here
+
+00:27:13.735 --> 00:27:16.037
+feeling all unemployed
+and lost with yourself.
+
+00:27:16.538 --> 00:27:17.939
+Well, fuck me.
+
+00:27:18.708 --> 00:27:20.242
+Most wives would beg
+their other halves
+
+00:27:20.375 --> 00:27:22.177
+to get out
+of this game, but not you.
+
+00:27:22.310 --> 00:27:23.778
+That's because
+I know you, darling.
+
+00:27:24.879 --> 00:27:28.016
+Look, you'll have to
+do this elegantly, love.
+
+00:27:28.684 --> 00:27:32.120
+If word spreads that you're getting
+out, that could read as weakness.
+
+00:27:32.254 --> 00:27:34.422
+And if you smell smoke,
+it's 'cause there's a fire,
+
+00:27:34.556 --> 00:27:36.726
+and that could
+get expensive.
+
+00:27:36.858 --> 00:27:39.761
+So you're gonna have to stamp that
+out without any gentrification.
+
+00:27:40.730 --> 00:27:41.796
+But not you, love.
+
+00:27:43.633 --> 00:27:45.333
+Don't you do anything messy.
+
+00:27:46.134 --> 00:27:48.403
+That's why you've
+got people, remember?
+
+00:27:48.536 --> 00:27:50.572
+[groans]
+I fucking love you, babe.
+
+00:27:50.706 --> 00:27:52.073
+Course you do.
+
+00:27:53.041 --> 00:27:54.175
+Any chance?
+
+00:27:55.810 --> 00:27:57.579
+No, you can wait.
+
+00:27:58.013 --> 00:28:00.248
+I've got a red-hot Russki
+with her finger on the trigger.
+
+00:28:00.382 --> 00:28:03.018
+- Gotta deal with it.
+- I don't mind the two of yous.
+
+00:28:03.151 --> 00:28:04.853
+Go on, fuck off.
+
+00:28:06.788 --> 00:28:07.989
+Fletcher...
+
+00:28:09.424 --> 00:28:11.059
+why are you
+wasting our time?
+
+00:28:11.559 --> 00:28:14.062
+I know what happens in my
+world and what doesn't.
+
+00:28:14.195 --> 00:28:17.299
+What I fail to recognize is
+why Michael should be motivated
+
+00:28:17.432 --> 00:28:19.167
+to write you
+a check for 20 million.
+
+00:28:19.301 --> 00:28:22.971
+I find you very impatient, Raymond.
+I am a storyteller.
+
+00:28:23.104 --> 00:28:25.573
+As they say in the film game,
+I'm laying pipe.
+
+00:28:25.940 --> 00:28:27.777
+Well, you'd better put
+something through it soon.
+
+00:28:27.909 --> 00:28:30.312
+So what is that?
+Is that a barbecue as well?
+
+00:28:32.113 --> 00:28:34.983
+- Yes, it is, Fletcher.
+- I love a barbie.
+
+00:28:35.383 --> 00:28:37.152
+That is a useful bit of plant,
+then, isn't it?
+
+00:28:37.285 --> 00:28:40.055
+So that heats up your knees
+and cooks at the same time?
+
+00:28:40.188 --> 00:28:42.891
+[chuckles] You gotta show me
+how to get one of them.
+
+00:28:43.024 --> 00:28:45.327
+Well, you can take it with
+you if you fuck off now.
+
+00:28:46.494 --> 00:28:47.797
+Ray.
+
+00:28:48.963 --> 00:28:50.332
+Is there any chance
+of a steak?
+
+00:28:56.271 --> 00:29:00.041
+Yeah, all right. Got a bit of
+Wagyu in the freezer as it happens.
+
+00:29:00.175 --> 00:29:03.646
+- I've never had Wagyu.
+- Yeah, well, it'll be wasted on you, but it's all I've got.
+
+00:29:03.779 --> 00:29:05.715
+- I'll get it, mate.
+- Oh, no, you're all right.
+
+00:29:05.847 --> 00:29:07.750
+- Just stay right there.
+- Oh.
+
+00:29:10.218 --> 00:29:11.386
+Ow, fuck me!
+
+00:29:12.854 --> 00:29:13.955
+It's hot.
+
+00:29:20.028 --> 00:29:21.396
+[exhales]
+
+00:29:22.163 --> 00:29:25.200
+He's a sly fox,
+that Fletcher.
+
+00:29:31.807 --> 00:29:33.341
+Night-night, Aslan.
+
+00:29:34.042 --> 00:29:35.877
+32 LS engines?
+
+00:29:36.344 --> 00:29:38.546
+You got all these parts
+on a 40-foot container?
+
+00:29:39.514 --> 00:29:40.515
+Yeah.
+
+00:29:41.349 --> 00:29:42.550
+How'd you get
+your hands on that?
+
+00:29:44.152 --> 00:29:46.254
+Ask no questions,
+hear no lies.
+
+00:29:46.722 --> 00:29:47.757
+Hence the price.
+
+00:29:48.724 --> 00:29:50.760
+- So how much?
+- Oh, no charge.
+
+00:29:50.892 --> 00:29:53.194
+Okay, so what's the price?
+
+00:29:53.328 --> 00:29:54.529
+A meeting with your husband.
+
+00:29:54.663 --> 00:29:56.297
+[chuckles] Oh, fuck off.
+
+00:29:56.431 --> 00:29:57.666
+That's not gonna happen.
+
+00:29:58.233 --> 00:29:59.601
+It's in his interest.
+
+00:30:01.837 --> 00:30:06.074
+Tell you what, keep the parts.
+Consider it a gesture of goodwill.
+
+00:30:08.209 --> 00:30:09.879
+You know
+how to get hold of me.
+
+00:30:11.546 --> 00:30:13.481
+Well, I can't
+promise anything.
+
+00:30:13.615 --> 00:30:16.050
+Dry Eye, he got his little
+sit-down with Michael, didn't he?
+
+00:30:16.918 --> 00:30:20.088
+Bold move, that,
+coming in heavy,
+
+00:30:20.221 --> 00:30:23.525
+sanctioned or unsanctioned...
+
+00:30:24.526 --> 00:30:27.562
+by the dragon head himself,
+Lord George.
+
+00:30:28.229 --> 00:30:30.465
+Well, he's a naughty boy,
+that George.
+
+00:30:30.866 --> 00:30:33.636
+But Dry Eye,
+oh, he's next generation,
+
+00:30:33.769 --> 00:30:36.938
+and them Chinamen, they upgrade
+quicker than i-fucking-Phones.
+
+00:30:37.071 --> 00:30:38.373
+Is he making moves?
+
+00:30:38.506 --> 00:30:40.141
+[chattering]
+
+00:30:40.275 --> 00:30:42.110
+[Fletcher]
+Is he breaking out on his own?
+
+00:30:42.243 --> 00:30:44.747
+Big man plans
+behind Lord George's back?
+
+00:30:47.716 --> 00:30:51.519
+To be fair, it was very nicely played
+with 100 grand's worth of free car parts,
+
+00:30:51.654 --> 00:30:56.124
+because everyone knows that the way
+to a man's heart is through his wife.
+
+00:30:58.661 --> 00:31:00.528
+You'd make a lovely wife,
+Raymond.
+
+00:31:11.072 --> 00:31:13.541
+Thank you for taking the time
+to see me, Michael.
+
+00:31:14.409 --> 00:31:15.878
+Lord George sends his best.
+
+00:31:16.311 --> 00:31:19.047
+I only took this meeting
+because Ros asked me to.
+
+00:31:19.180 --> 00:31:21.082
+Make sure to never approach
+her like that again.
+
+00:31:21.717 --> 00:31:23.351
+I meant no disrespect.
+
+00:31:33.662 --> 00:31:34.763
+How can I help?
+
+00:31:35.931 --> 00:31:37.298
+I understand
+you're getting out.
+
+00:31:38.466 --> 00:31:41.269
+Getting out.
+Getting out of what?
+
+00:31:41.402 --> 00:31:43.505
+Bed? My head?
+The closet?
+
+00:31:44.005 --> 00:31:46.140
+Don't flirt with me, Dry Eye.
+I'm a busy man.
+
+00:31:46.742 --> 00:31:48.476
+I hear you're
+getting out of the game.
+
+00:31:49.845 --> 00:31:52.915
+And I would like you
+to consider an offer.
+
+00:31:53.047 --> 00:31:55.049
+Look, I'm gonna stop you
+right there
+
+00:31:55.183 --> 00:31:57.151
+so you don't waste any more of
+your precious breath, young man.
+
+00:31:57.285 --> 00:31:59.487
+This is not a discussion
+for the two of us.
+
+00:31:59.621 --> 00:32:01.657
+Unlike the salt and pepper,
+it's not on the table.
+
+00:32:06.160 --> 00:32:08.596
+This is a big number.
+
+00:32:09.999 --> 00:32:13.101
+[typing on phone]
+
+00:32:30.653 --> 00:32:31.720
+Cash.
+
+00:32:32.287 --> 00:32:35.758
+I am not for sale.
+
+00:32:37.993 --> 00:32:40.562
+And even if I was,
+you're several zeros short.
+
+00:32:40.696 --> 00:32:42.898
+Now, you may be able to buy
+your man's sausage for that,
+
+00:32:43.032 --> 00:32:45.366
+but to me it just looks
+rude at breakfast.
+
+00:32:48.003 --> 00:32:49.070
+You're out of touch.
+
+00:32:52.206 --> 00:32:55.410
+You're forgetting the laws of the
+jungle, looking down on me.
+
+00:33:00.582 --> 00:33:03.585
+Now, when the silverback's
+got more silver than back...
+
+00:33:04.687 --> 00:33:05.955
+he best move on...
+
+00:33:08.122 --> 00:33:09.591
+before he gets moved on.
+
+00:33:10.759 --> 00:33:12.293
+It's not dignified.
+
+00:33:13.094 --> 00:33:16.932
+It's beneath you, Michael.
+Trying to do you a favor.
+
+00:33:17.066 --> 00:33:18.266
+[sighs]
+
+00:33:18.968 --> 00:33:21.202
+This is a big fucking number.
+
+00:33:27.275 --> 00:33:28.711
+And this?
+
+00:33:29.544 --> 00:33:31.279
+This is a big fucking gun.
+
+00:33:35.183 --> 00:33:36.919
+[groans]
+
+00:33:38.386 --> 00:33:39.454
+[squealing]
+
+00:33:39.587 --> 00:33:41.222
+Eyes not so dry now, are they?
+
+00:33:41.356 --> 00:33:42.992
+[screaming]
+
+00:33:43.792 --> 00:33:44.927
+Hurts, does it?
+
+00:33:46.427 --> 00:33:48.631
+You looking for your balls
+or a hole in the wall?
+
+00:33:48.764 --> 00:33:51.432
+- Fuck!
+- Where the fuck do you think you're going?
+
+00:33:51.834 --> 00:33:55.169
+Because you're not going out the way you
+came in, you deluded duck-eating cunt.
+
+00:33:55.303 --> 00:33:57.973
+- [screams]
+- Talking to me about the laws of the jungle.
+
+00:33:58.107 --> 00:34:00.809
+What was it? Something
+about being beneath me?
+
+00:34:00.943 --> 00:34:02.377
+Silver on back?
+
+00:34:03.578 --> 00:34:06.015
+There's only one rule
+in this fucking jungle.
+
+00:34:06.447 --> 00:34:09.484
+When the lion's hungry,
+he eats.
+
+00:34:11.285 --> 00:34:12.353
+[Raymond]
+You're wrong, Fletcher.
+
+00:34:12.487 --> 00:34:14.155
+That's not how Michael works.
+
+00:34:14.288 --> 00:34:17.325
+Yeah, I know. I know. I was
+just having a bit of fun.
+
+00:34:17.693 --> 00:34:19.560
+Every movie needs
+a bit of action, doesn't it?
+
+00:34:19.695 --> 00:34:21.630
+And it's not like Michael
+doesn't have a reputation.
+
+00:34:21.764 --> 00:34:23.498
+Had a reputation.
+
+00:34:24.133 --> 00:34:25.834
+He's been gentrified.
+
+00:34:26.635 --> 00:34:28.804
+[audio rewinding]
+
+00:34:30.839 --> 00:34:32.675
+[Dry Eye]
+...big fucking number.
+
+00:34:33.241 --> 00:34:37.545
+I know how you lot love fables,
+so let me share a little fable with you.
+
+00:34:39.114 --> 00:34:41.315
+There once was
+a young and foolish dragon
+
+00:34:41.449 --> 00:34:43.686
+who came to ask
+a wise and cunning lion
+
+00:34:43.819 --> 00:34:46.121
+about acquiring
+his territory.
+
+00:34:46.254 --> 00:34:49.190
+Now, the lion, he wasn't interested,
+so he told the little dragon to fuck off.
+
+00:34:50.659 --> 00:34:53.062
+But the dragon couldn't
+understand what "fuck off" meant,
+
+00:34:53.194 --> 00:34:56.031
+so he persisted and
+continued to ask the lion
+
+00:34:56.165 --> 00:34:58.067
+about acquiring
+his territory.
+
+00:34:58.199 --> 00:35:01.003
+So the lion took
+the little dragon for a walk
+
+00:35:01.136 --> 00:35:03.839
+and put five bullets
+in his little dragon head.
+
+00:35:05.540 --> 00:35:07.009
+End of story.
+
+00:35:09.645 --> 00:35:12.380
+Now, allegedly
+there's a message in there.
+
+00:35:12.513 --> 00:35:15.684
+I don't know what it is,
+but you're a clever boy, Dry Eye.
+
+00:35:15.818 --> 00:35:17.585
+Maybe you can
+explain it to me.
+
+00:35:19.587 --> 00:35:21.389
+I think your time's up,
+chaps.
+
+00:35:22.557 --> 00:35:24.727
+Michael, you should recons...
+
+00:35:24.860 --> 00:35:25.894
+[tuts]
+
+00:35:27.395 --> 00:35:28.596
+Just marinade on it.
+
+00:35:30.065 --> 00:35:31.700
+In the meantime, fuck off.
+
+00:35:36.038 --> 00:35:39.373
+Oh, I bet Mickey was pleased he
+took that meeting, wasn't he?
+
+00:35:39.507 --> 00:35:41.777
+Yes, it went very well.
+
+00:35:41.910 --> 00:35:43.946
- Yeah.
+- Do you want the top or the bottom?
-00:11:49.625 --> 00:11:52.210
-We're talking about humor.
+00:35:44.412 --> 00:35:46.048
+The bottom, please, darling.
-00:11:52.294 --> 00:11:54.546
-Yes, you asked me about
-my mother-in-law.
+00:35:46.882 --> 00:35:49.517
+Now, things started to unravel
+after that meeting.
-00:11:54.630 --> 00:11:57.257
-Do you have a joke about her?
+00:35:49.651 --> 00:35:52.553
+Didn't Mickey get a rat
+infestation at one of his farms?
-00:11:57.341 --> 00:12:00.009
-No, why make a joke on a mother-in-law?
+00:35:58.794 --> 00:35:59.995
+[man 1 whispering] Come on.
-00:12:02.221 --> 00:12:05.598
-Do you ever laugh on people
-with a retardation?
+00:36:01.395 --> 00:36:02.463
+Stealth, stealth.
-00:12:05.683 --> 00:12:09.936
-Here in America we try not to make fun of
+00:36:03.932 --> 00:36:04.967
+Go.
-00:12:10.020 --> 00:12:13.022
-or be funny with things
-that people don't choose.
+00:36:07.236 --> 00:36:08.569
+Ballys down.
-00:12:13.107 --> 00:12:18.778
-But perhaps you have not seen
-someone with a very funny retardation.
+00:36:11.539 --> 00:36:13.474
+Let's move. Go, go, go, go.
-00:12:18.863 --> 00:12:24.659
-My brother, Bilo,
-have a very funny retardation.
+00:36:16.277 --> 00:36:17.278
+[man 2] Shit.
-00:12:25.870 --> 00:12:30.415
-Mental retardation causes a lot of pain
-and hardship for a lot of families.
+00:36:17.713 --> 00:36:18.814
+[man 3 laughs]
-00:12:30.499 --> 00:12:35.920
-Sometime my sister, she show her
-vagina to my brother, Bilo, and say,
+00:36:18.947 --> 00:36:21.750
+Oh, my days.
-00:12:36.005 --> 00:12:39.758
-"You will never get this!
-You will never get this!"
+00:36:22.316 --> 00:36:23.786
+[man 1] Fucking hell.
-00:12:39.842 --> 00:12:43.094
-He behind his cage, crazy, crazy.
-Everybody laugh.
+00:36:24.418 --> 00:36:25.754
+He said
+there'd be a bit of puff.
-00:12:43.179 --> 00:12:45.013
-She go, "You never get this!"
+00:36:25.888 --> 00:36:27.355
+[man 3]
+Yeah, they weren't joking.
-00:12:45.097 --> 00:12:49.601
-But one time,
-he break cage and he get this.
+00:36:28.857 --> 00:36:31.559
+Oi, fellas.
+It's already packed.
-00:12:49.685 --> 00:12:51.186
-And then we all laugh.
+00:36:31.693 --> 00:36:32.895
+Let's not mess about.
-00:12:51.270 --> 00:12:52.645
-High five!
+00:36:33.028 --> 00:36:34.328
+Let's load it up, boys.
-00:12:54.315 --> 00:12:55.523
-Now...
+00:36:35.130 --> 00:36:36.464
+Who the fuck are you lot?
-00:12:59.278 --> 00:13:02.781
-No, that would not be funny
-in America, okay?
+00:36:36.597 --> 00:36:38.399
+[man 1] Fuck. Cover up.
-00:13:02.865 --> 00:13:05.825
-What is "not" jokes?
+00:36:38.967 --> 00:36:40.334
+Do you know
+who owns this gaff?
-00:13:05.910 --> 00:13:09.704
-A "not" joke is when we're trying
-to make fun of something
+00:36:40.736 --> 00:36:42.037
+[man 1]
+We don't give a fuck.
-00:13:09.789 --> 00:13:13.917
-and what we do is we make
-a statement that we pretend is true
+00:36:42.537 --> 00:36:44.072
+I think you got off
+on the wrong stop.
-00:13:14.001 --> 00:13:17.754
-but, at the end, we say, "Not,"
-which means it's not true.
+00:36:45.073 --> 00:36:46.407
+Oi, Tezza!
-00:13:17.838 --> 00:13:19.172
-So teach me how to make one.
+00:36:46.541 --> 00:36:48.944
+- [Tezza] What?
+- Fancy a row?
-00:13:19.256 --> 00:13:22.258
-- All right, what color is your suit?
-- This suit is gray.
+00:36:51.079 --> 00:36:52.346
+Who are these jokers?
-00:13:22.343 --> 00:13:23.927
-Gray, I would call it blue, okay?
+00:36:52.480 --> 00:36:53.816
+They want our gear.
-00:13:24.011 --> 00:13:25.553
-- It's gray.
-- All right, it's blue-gray.
+00:36:54.482 --> 00:36:55.583
+Marv!
-00:13:25.638 --> 00:13:28.306
-But it's certainly not black, right?
+00:36:56.584 --> 00:36:57.686
+Who's this cunt?
-00:13:28.390 --> 00:13:31.100
-- Let's say it's gray, but...
-- It is gray.
+00:36:58.253 --> 00:36:59.387
+John!
-00:13:32.269 --> 00:13:35.146
-Okay, so a "not" joke, I would say
+00:37:00.454 --> 00:37:02.523
+Oh, hello.
+It's Dad's Army.
-00:13:35.231 --> 00:13:38.149
-"That suit is black. Not!"
+00:37:02.658 --> 00:37:03.992
+Oi, Frank.
-00:13:38.234 --> 00:13:41.486
-This suit is not black.
+00:37:05.459 --> 00:37:07.328
+What's this?
+Teddy bears' picnic?
-00:13:41.570 --> 00:13:44.322
-- No, no, "Not" has to be the end.
-- Oh, okay.
+00:37:07.461 --> 00:37:09.031
+[Frank] Oi, Mo!
-00:13:44.406 --> 00:13:46.533
-This suit is black not.
+00:37:10.464 --> 00:37:12.333
+Any more rabbits
+in that warren?
-00:13:46.617 --> 00:13:49.452
-This suit is black, pause...
-You know what a pause is?
+00:37:12.466 --> 00:37:13.635
+[man 1]
+You lads fancy a warm-up?
-00:13:49.537 --> 00:13:52.831
-- Yes.
-- This suit is black. Not!
+00:37:13.769 --> 00:37:14.970
+[guard]
+Not for you Jelly Babies.
-00:13:52.915 --> 00:13:56.167
-This suit is black. Pause. Not.
+00:37:15.103 --> 00:37:16.305
+[man 3] On three, lads.
-00:13:56.252 --> 00:13:58.253
-No, you don't say "pause."
+00:37:16.939 --> 00:37:17.873
+Three.
-00:13:58.337 --> 00:14:00.088
-This suit is black.
+00:37:18.006 --> 00:37:19.574
+[chattering]
-00:14:01.340 --> 00:14:03.174
-That's a pause. Not!
+00:37:19.708 --> 00:37:21.076
+[boy 1] Hey!
-00:14:03.926 --> 00:14:05.635
-This suit is black.
+00:37:21.210 --> 00:37:22.978
+What? You wanna
+call him back, Granddad?
-00:14:07.638 --> 00:14:08.930
-Okay...
+00:37:23.879 --> 00:37:25.080
+- [blows]
+- Fuck!
-00:14:10.099 --> 00:14:11.850
-- I don't... I'm not...
-- Not!
+00:37:25.681 --> 00:37:26.982
+Boss, let me get
+two burgers on the stove.
-00:14:17.106 --> 00:14:19.858
-Everybody say U.S.A.
-television much better
+00:37:27.115 --> 00:37:28.183
+Get that quick, understand?
-00:14:19.942 --> 00:14:22.986
-but this I watch for three hours,
-do not change.
+00:37:28.317 --> 00:37:30.118
+And I want two chips as well.
-00:14:23.070 --> 00:14:24.696
-There's a remote control here.
+00:37:30.252 --> 00:37:32.221
+What is this smell
+of wee in here?
-00:14:24.780 --> 00:14:27.282
-Push these two arrows
-to change the channel.
+00:37:32.353 --> 00:37:33.521
+[chattering stops]
-00:14:30.536 --> 00:14:31.536
-I got him, I got him, I got him!
+00:37:34.488 --> 00:37:36.124
+Who the fuck
+is this joke, man?
-00:14:33.122 --> 00:14:35.707
-I have the urge to bury something else.
+00:37:36.258 --> 00:37:37.860
+Don't stand near me, son.
-00:14:35.791 --> 00:14:36.875
-Yes!
+00:37:38.660 --> 00:37:41.230
+You got your mouthwash
+muddled up with cat piss.
-00:14:38.627 --> 00:14:42.171
-- I love you.
-- I love you too, Jamie.
+00:37:41.697 --> 00:37:44.532
+Take two steps back
+and wait your turn.
-00:14:42.256 --> 00:14:43.965
-I love you.
+00:37:44.666 --> 00:37:46.335
+[boys chuckle]
-00:15:03.360 --> 00:15:06.905
-- Do you believe in magic, Miss...
-- Parker, C.J.
+00:37:47.135 --> 00:37:49.403
+You better fuck off, old man,
+or I'll wet you.
-00:15:07.615 --> 00:15:09.699
-It's a pleasure to meet you, C.J.
+00:37:49.537 --> 00:37:51.640
+The only thing you can wet's
+your underpants, son.
-00:15:14.121 --> 00:15:16.915
-Be careful! Be careful, C.J.!
+00:37:51.940 --> 00:37:53.242
+Now, back two steps.
-00:15:16.999 --> 00:15:21.753
-This C.J. was like no
-Kazakh woman I had ever seen.
+00:37:53.809 --> 00:37:56.477
+[boy 2]
+Trigger. That's you. Go on.
-00:15:21.837 --> 00:15:26.758
-She had golden hairs,
-teeth as white as pearls
+00:37:56.611 --> 00:37:58.247
+- [boy 3] That's you. You're up, bruv.
+- [boy 1] Yeah?
-00:15:26.842 --> 00:15:29.344
-and the asshole of a 7-year-old.
+00:37:58.379 --> 00:38:00.048
+[boy 3]
+Do him. Fucking do him, lad.
-00:15:30.596 --> 00:15:33.389
-For the first time in my lifes,
+00:38:00.182 --> 00:38:02.416
+- [boy 1] Stick it in him, bruv.
+- [gasps]
-00:15:33.474 --> 00:15:35.099
-l was in love.
+00:38:02.550 --> 00:38:04.585
+Now, if you're gonna stab,
+stab, Trigger.
-00:15:39.980 --> 00:15:41.689
-Get up! Get up!
+00:38:04.720 --> 00:38:07.521
+- Don't, you know, dance.
+- [customers chattering]
-00:15:41.774 --> 00:15:43.900
-Why aren't you ready!
+00:38:07.656 --> 00:38:09.858
+What are yous, like a Four
+Tops tribute act or something?
-00:15:43.984 --> 00:15:45.652
-We have people to interview today.
+00:38:10.391 --> 00:38:12.127
+The Foreskins. The Redskins.
-00:15:45.736 --> 00:15:46.736
-I understand.
+00:38:12.261 --> 00:38:14.029
+Whoa, whoa, whoa.
+Here come the Indians.
-00:15:47.571 --> 00:15:49.948
-Learn what you can from
-this women's group.
+00:38:14.162 --> 00:38:16.632
+Bit of the old Northern Soul,
+is it, boys?
-00:15:50.282 --> 00:15:52.951
-- My hair?
-- It's beautiful. Don't worry.
+00:38:16.765 --> 00:38:19.268
+Putting the gay
+back in Marvin Gaye.
-00:15:55.871 --> 00:16:00.541
-In Kazakhstan it is illegal for more than
-five woman to be in the same place
+00:38:19.400 --> 00:38:21.870
+I'm on fire over here, lads. Come on,
+I need some back and forth. Come on.
-00:16:00.626 --> 00:16:03.419
-except for in brothel or in grave.
+00:38:22.004 --> 00:38:24.572
+What have you got for me?
+Now, make it quick. Make it funny.
-00:16:03.504 --> 00:16:07.840
-In the U.S. and A., many womens meet
-in groups called Feminists.
+00:38:25.240 --> 00:38:27.209
+Fuck you.
-00:16:07.925 --> 00:16:09.175
-I find more.
+00:38:27.910 --> 00:38:30.478
+Jeez, that's disappointing.
+No, no, not that.
-00:16:11.720 --> 00:16:12.804
-VETERAN FEMINISTS
-OF AMERICA
+00:38:31.013 --> 00:38:32.814
+Go again. Go again.
-00:16:12.888 --> 00:16:14.806
-So, what means this feminism?
+00:38:32.948 --> 00:38:35.516
+Now, make it sharp.
+Cut me with it.
-00:16:14.890 --> 00:16:19.811
-It's the theory that women
-should be equal to men
-
-00:16:19.895 --> 00:16:23.314
-in matters economic, social...
-
-00:16:23.399 --> 00:16:25.650
-- Now you are laughing.
-- Yes.
-
-00:16:25.734 --> 00:16:27.652
-Well, that is the problem.
-
-00:16:27.736 --> 00:16:30.363
-Do you think a woman should be educate?
-
-00:16:30.447 --> 00:16:31.739
-Definitely.
-
-00:16:31.824 --> 00:16:36.160
-But is it not a problem that a woman
-have a smaller brain than a man?
-
-00:16:36.245 --> 00:16:37.495
-That is wrong.
-
-00:16:37.579 --> 00:16:41.457
-But the government scientist,
-Dr. Yamak, prove it's the size of squirrel.
-
-00:16:41.542 --> 00:16:43.251
-Your government's scientist?
-
-00:16:43.335 --> 00:16:46.045
-- Yes, Dr. Yamak.
-- He's wrong. He's wrong.
-
-00:16:46.130 --> 00:16:48.589
-Give me a smile, baby. Why angry face?
-
-00:16:48.674 --> 00:16:52.552
-Well, what you're saying
-is very demeaning.
-
-00:16:52.636 --> 00:16:55.263
-- Do you know the word "demeaning"?
-- No.
-
-00:16:56.015 --> 00:16:57.181
-We are saying to you...
-
-00:16:57.266 --> 00:17:01.144
-l could not concentrate on what
-this old man was saying.
-
-00:17:02.896 --> 00:17:07.900
-All I could think about was this
-lovely woman in her red water-panties.
-
-00:17:07.985 --> 00:17:10.028
-Who was this C.J.?
-
-00:17:10.112 --> 00:17:13.614
-Last night I see in my hotel room
-
-00:17:14.616 --> 00:17:17.452
-a woman called C.J. on the television.
-
-00:17:17.536 --> 00:17:19.537
-- Do you know her?
-- No.
-
-00:17:19.621 --> 00:17:22.915
-She from a town called Baywatches.
-
-00:17:23.000 --> 00:17:25.710
-- She's just on television.
-- Her name is Pamela.
-
-00:17:25.794 --> 00:17:28.713
-- Do she live here in New York City?
-- She lives in California.
-
-00:17:28.797 --> 00:17:31.215
-- In the California.
-- He's gonna look her up.
-
-00:17:31.300 --> 00:17:32.800
-Okay, can we finish now?
-
-00:17:32.885 --> 00:17:34.677
-Listen, pussycat, smile a bit.
-
-00:17:34.762 --> 00:17:38.431
-- All right. That's it. I'm done.
-- We're finished. We have to leave.
-
-00:17:40.392 --> 00:17:45.897
-Although I was obsessed
-by this C.J., I could not pursue her
-
-00:17:45.981 --> 00:17:48.816
-or else my wife would snap off my cock.
-
-00:17:53.238 --> 00:17:55.156
-Mr. Sagdiyev?
-
-00:17:55.240 --> 00:17:58.034
-- Yes?
-- I have a telegram for you.
-
-00:17:58.118 --> 00:18:00.661
-- You can read?
-- Yes, I can.
-
-00:18:02.331 --> 00:18:04.457
-"Dear Borat Sagdiyev,
-
-00:18:04.541 --> 00:18:07.376
-"your wife, Oxna,
-
-00:18:07.461 --> 00:18:12.965
-"was walking your retarded Bilo
-in the woods
-
-00:18:13.050 --> 00:18:16.886
-"when a bear attacked
-and violated and break her.
-
-00:18:16.970 --> 00:18:19.263
-"She is now dead."
-
-00:18:19.348 --> 00:18:21.766
-You say my wife is dead?
-
-00:18:23.018 --> 00:18:24.852
-This is what it's...
-
-00:18:32.152 --> 00:18:36.405
-Yes, sir. I'm sorry to inform you,
-but that's what the telegram says.
-
-00:18:37.908 --> 00:18:39.951
-High five! Great!
-
-00:18:54.883 --> 00:18:57.426
-What do you mean, California?
-
-00:18:57.511 --> 00:19:00.304
-I have arranged all our filming
-for New York.
-
-00:19:00.889 --> 00:19:03.641
-But we need to leave New York
-to find the real America:
-
-00:19:03.725 --> 00:19:07.103
-rodeos, cowboys...
-It will be better for our documentary.
-
-00:19:07.855 --> 00:19:09.647
-But why California?
-What's there?
-
-00:19:11.942 --> 00:19:14.402
-Pearl Harbor is there...
-And so is Texas.
-
-00:19:14.486 --> 00:19:19.240
-Eventually, I persuade Azamat
-that we would travel to California
-
-00:19:19.324 --> 00:19:22.076
-and make our reportings along the way.
-
-00:19:22.619 --> 00:19:28.082
-He insists we not fly in case the Jews
-repeated their attack of 9/11.
-
-00:19:28.834 --> 00:19:31.586
-Okay, I'll find another way
-for us to get there.
-
-00:19:32.379 --> 00:19:34.463
-My name is Mike.
-I'm gonna be your driving instructor.
-
-00:19:34.548 --> 00:19:36.007
-MICHAEL PSENICSKA
-Perry Hall Driving School
-
-00:19:36.091 --> 00:19:37.091
-Welcome to our country, okay.
-
-00:19:37.217 --> 00:19:38.634
-- My name Borat.
-- Okay, okay. Good, good.
-
-00:19:38.719 --> 00:19:41.262
-Well, I'm not used to that,
-but that's fine.
-
-00:19:42.556 --> 00:19:44.599
-Now, you do know how to drive a little bit?
-
-00:19:44.683 --> 00:19:47.226
-- Yes.
-- Yes. Put it in D.
-
-00:19:47.978 --> 00:19:49.520
-- What?
-- Drive.
-
-00:19:53.150 --> 00:19:55.818
-Now, wait a second. Wait a second.
-
-00:19:55.903 --> 00:19:58.738
-- Have you driven a car before?
-- Yes, many times.
-
-00:19:58.822 --> 00:20:00.156
-All right, let's go this way.
-
-00:20:00.240 --> 00:20:02.491
-I don't want you hitting anybody.
-
-00:20:02.576 --> 00:20:04.285
-Use two hands, now.
-
-00:20:05.495 --> 00:20:07.121
-- What?
-- Two hands.
-
-00:20:07.206 --> 00:20:10.374
-But then it look like I am holding
-a Gypsy while he eat my chram.
-
-00:20:10.459 --> 00:20:13.836
-I don't care.
-You use two hands when you drive, okay?
-
-00:20:14.171 --> 00:20:15.463
-Okay.
-
-00:20:19.635 --> 00:20:22.094
-- Okay.
-- Watch the children.
-
-00:20:22.179 --> 00:20:24.096
-Okay, no problem.
-
-00:20:24.181 --> 00:20:26.807
-You must not hit the children.
-
-00:20:26.892 --> 00:20:28.893
-Look, there is a woman in a car.
-
-00:20:28.977 --> 00:20:30.186
-Can we follow her?
-
-00:20:30.270 --> 00:20:32.647
-- And maybe make sexy-time with her?
-- No, no, no.
-
-00:20:32.731 --> 00:20:34.649
-- Let's get her. Why not?
-- No, no, no.
-
-00:20:34.733 --> 00:20:38.861
-Because a woman has a right
-to choose who she has sex with.
-
-00:20:38.946 --> 00:20:41.364
-- What? You joke?
-- How about that? Isn't that amazing?
-
-00:20:41.448 --> 00:20:44.575
-There must be consent. How about that?
-
-00:20:45.327 --> 00:20:46.661
-That's good, huh?
-
-00:20:46.745 --> 00:20:49.622
-- Is not good for me.
-- It is good.
-
-00:20:49.706 --> 00:20:51.582
-- Steer the car.
-- Okay.
-
-00:20:51.667 --> 00:20:54.085
-- You want have a drink?
-- You can't drink that.
-
-00:20:54.169 --> 00:20:56.754
-- Why not? What?
-- It's against the law.
-
-00:20:59.007 --> 00:21:01.884
-Who is this car that follow us?
-I wish it didn't follow us.
-
-00:21:01.969 --> 00:21:03.761
-- I don't know.
-- Maybe we'll lose them.
-
-00:21:03.845 --> 00:21:05.680
-No, we better not lose them.
-
-00:21:06.682 --> 00:21:09.725
-Hey, don't look at me. Eat my tits!
-
-00:21:09.810 --> 00:21:11.602
-We'll make a right turn up here.
-
-00:21:11.687 --> 00:21:14.855
-Don't look at me like that.
-I will eat your shit.
-
-00:21:14.940 --> 00:21:16.983
-- Hey, you fuck my mother!
-- Hey, hey.
-
-00:21:17.067 --> 00:21:19.610
-- No, he do before. He look on me.
-- You can't do that.
-
-00:21:19.695 --> 00:21:22.154
-They're gonna throw us in jail,
-me with you.
-
-00:21:22.239 --> 00:21:24.782
-Why in a jail? He look on me.
-
-00:21:24.866 --> 00:21:27.285
-- Behind.
-- You can't say that.
-
-00:21:27.369 --> 00:21:28.953
-I like you, do you like me?
-
-00:21:29.037 --> 00:21:31.539
-- I do like you.
-- You are my friend?
-
-00:21:31.623 --> 00:21:33.624
-You're nice and I am your friend.
-
-00:21:33.709 --> 00:21:35.001
-You will be my boyfriend?
-
-00:21:35.085 --> 00:21:38.379
-- I won't be your boyfriend.
-- Why not? You do not like me?
-
-00:21:38.463 --> 00:21:41.841
-I could be. It depends.
-Well, boyfriend, yeah, I can.
-
-00:21:42.884 --> 00:21:44.468
-Great success.
-
-00:21:44.553 --> 00:21:47.638
-Now time to make purchase of motorcars.
-
-00:21:47.723 --> 00:21:52.018
-I want to have a car that attract
-a woman with a shave down below.
-
-00:21:52.894 --> 00:21:54.937
-Well, that would be a Corvette
-or a Hummer.
-
-00:21:55.022 --> 00:21:56.188
-JIM SELL
-GM Salesman
-
-00:21:56.273 --> 00:21:58.399
-We will try to help you out here.
-
-00:21:59.901 --> 00:22:03.529
-A man yesterday tell me if I buy a car
-
-00:22:03.613 --> 00:22:05.823
-I must buy one with a pussy magnet.
-
-00:22:05.907 --> 00:22:07.783
-He means a car that women will like.
-
-00:22:07.868 --> 00:22:09.994
-Yes, but where you keep this magnet?
-
-00:22:10.078 --> 00:22:12.830
-No, there's no magnet. That was just...
-He means the vehicle.
-
-00:22:12.914 --> 00:22:14.248
-Women love the Hummers.
-
-00:22:14.333 --> 00:22:16.834
-- Do this have a pussy magnet?
-- No.
-
-00:22:16.918 --> 00:22:18.586
-The vehicle itself will be a magnet.
-
-00:22:18.670 --> 00:22:24.050
-If I give you good price,
-will you please put in pussy magnet?
-
-00:22:24.134 --> 00:22:28.054
-Yeah, but there's no such thing
-in this country as a magnet.
-
-00:22:28.638 --> 00:22:31.974
-If this car drive into a group of Gypsy,
-
-00:22:32.059 --> 00:22:34.185
-will there be any damage to the car?
-
-00:22:34.269 --> 00:22:37.188
-- It depends on how hard you hit them.
-- Hard.
-
-00:22:37.272 --> 00:22:38.689
-Yeah, hard. You might,
-
-00:22:38.774 --> 00:22:42.526
-if somebody rolls on the windshield,
-crack your windshield.
-
-00:22:42.611 --> 00:22:45.863
-How fast do I need to go
-to guarantee I kill him?
-
-00:22:45.947 --> 00:22:48.824
-Let me tell you something,
-with this vehicle, probably doing 35,
-
-00:22:48.909 --> 00:22:51.369
-- 40 miles an hour would do it.
-- Great.
-
-00:22:51.453 --> 00:22:55.122
-When I buy my wife,
-
-00:22:55.207 --> 00:22:58.376
-at the start, she was cook good,
-
-00:22:58.460 --> 00:23:01.796
-her vagina work well
-and she strong on plow.
-
-00:23:01.880 --> 00:23:05.091
-But after three years, when she was 15,
-
-00:23:05.175 --> 00:23:10.721
-then she become weak, her voice
-become deep, "Borat, Borat."
-
-00:23:10.806 --> 00:23:14.725
-She receive hair on chest
-
-00:23:14.810 --> 00:23:18.312
-and her vagina hang like sleeve of wizard.
-
-00:23:18.397 --> 00:23:20.523
-Huh. Jeez.
-
-00:23:20.982 --> 00:23:24.819
-How do I know that
-this will not happen with a car?
-
-00:23:25.737 --> 00:23:28.155
-Chevrolet guarantees that with a warranty.
-
-00:23:28.240 --> 00:23:31.117
-I like very much buy this Hummers.
-
-00:23:31.201 --> 00:23:33.744
-- How much is it?
-- 52,000.
-
-00:23:34.162 --> 00:23:40.751
-I am looking for something between
-$600 to $650.
-
-00:23:40.836 --> 00:23:43.838
-We don't have any cars for 650
-that you can buy.
-
-00:23:43.922 --> 00:23:46.048
-I might be able to sell you
-a wholesale car.
-
-00:23:46.133 --> 00:23:48.551
-A car with a lot of miles for 700
-with no warranty.
-
-00:23:48.635 --> 00:23:49.885
-- Okay.
+00:38:35.651 --> 00:38:37.252
+- [boy 3] Fucking do him, laddie.
- Come on.
-00:24:02.441 --> 00:24:04.567
-California, I coming!
+00:38:37.386 --> 00:38:39.054
+[boy 1] Yeah. Yeah.
-00:24:14.411 --> 00:24:17.913
-First stops on our journey
-was Washington, D.C.,
+00:38:39.187 --> 00:38:40.554
+- [knife clinks]
+- Oh, shit!
-00:24:17.998 --> 00:24:21.459
-home of mighty U.S. warlord,
-Premier Bush.
+00:38:40.689 --> 00:38:41.890
+- Come on then, you dickhead.
+- [grunts]
-00:24:22.627 --> 00:24:23.836
-Look who has an embassy here!
+00:38:42.925 --> 00:38:45.294
+- [boy 1 groans]
+- [boy 2] My eyes!
-00:24:23.920 --> 00:24:27.381
-Uzbekistan. Fuck you, motherfuckers!
+00:38:45.894 --> 00:38:47.696
+Yous are embarrassing
+yourself here, lads.
-00:24:28.258 --> 00:24:31.635
-We arrive here to learn
-from American politic.
+00:38:48.764 --> 00:38:51.266
+Kids stab, girls shoot,
+boys punch.
-00:24:32.095 --> 00:24:35.848
-Azamat arrange interview
-with Party official from ruling regime.
+00:38:51.400 --> 00:38:54.369
+Grown-ups fight with their heads.
+That's where the real battle is.
-00:24:35.932 --> 00:24:37.099
-BOB BARR
-Former Georgia Congressman
+00:38:54.502 --> 00:38:56.104
+Up here, in the gray.
-00:24:37.184 --> 00:24:41.061
-- We are good friend, Bob Barr, yes?
-- I hope so.
+00:38:56.238 --> 00:38:57.773
+[boy 2]
+He sparked me out, bruv.
-00:24:41.229 --> 00:24:46.233
-It is a custom have cheese at the start.
+00:38:58.073 --> 00:39:00.642
+Now, wake up, lads.
+Life's quick, you're slow.
-00:24:47.819 --> 00:24:49.153
+00:39:00.776 --> 00:39:02.476
+Life's hard on a bone top.
+
+00:39:03.412 --> 00:39:05.847
+Come on down the gym.
+We'll see what we can do with yous.
+
+00:39:08.083 --> 00:39:11.253
+Hang on.
+Are you the coach?
+
+00:39:12.586 --> 00:39:15.791
+- [boy 2 sniffs]
+- [phone ringing]
+
+00:39:15.924 --> 00:39:17.426
+Coach, it's Ernie.
+
+00:39:17.993 --> 00:39:21.296
+Shit. It's the fucking coach,
+bro. It's the fucking coach.
+
+00:39:21.430 --> 00:39:23.031
+Ernie, what is it?
+
+00:39:23.165 --> 00:39:24.700
+[Ernie over phone]
+Ball's in the back of the net.
+
+00:39:25.634 --> 00:39:28.804
+We've rung the bell here and we're gonna
+include you, because you're our mentor.
+
+00:39:28.937 --> 00:39:31.605
+I don't know what you're talking about,
+but I don't like the sound of it.
+
+00:39:31.740 --> 00:39:35.444
+- We've landed a load of sticky bush.
+- Listen to me, now, Ernie.
+
+00:39:35.576 --> 00:39:37.511
+Walk away.
+
+00:39:37.646 --> 00:39:39.715
+It's too late. We're at
+the gym now unloading the van.
+
+00:39:39.848 --> 00:39:41.083
+You took my van?
+
+00:39:41.750 --> 00:39:43.819
+Wait there.
+I'll be back in ten minutes.
+
+00:39:44.618 --> 00:39:47.422
+I'm sorry to intrude,
+but I think you need to see this, boss.
+
+00:39:50.225 --> 00:39:53.362
+- [hip-hop song plays]
+- ♪ Man don't have to Take off the door ♪
+
+00:39:53.494 --> 00:39:55.529
+♪ Pull up in a dinger Straight
+through The hole in the floor ♪
+
+00:39:55.664 --> 00:39:57.866
+♪ We're the Toddlers
+Don't know what you thought ♪
+
+00:39:58.000 --> 00:39:59.468
+♪ By the end of the night
+You'll be picking up Your jaw ♪
+
+00:39:59.600 --> 00:40:00.969
+♪ Plants
+Not ten or twenty ♪
+
+00:40:01.103 --> 00:40:02.938
+It's Eggs Benny,
+'cause I never get cracked.
+
+00:40:04.072 --> 00:40:05.841
+♪ Man's egg got cracked
+And his legs went jelly ♪
+
+00:40:06.607 --> 00:40:08.810
+♪ Just know that We're leaving
+the room With every last penny ♪
+
+00:40:08.944 --> 00:40:10.712
+They call me Ghost, 'cause
+you never see me coming.
+
+00:40:10.846 --> 00:40:12.714
+♪ Just know it's over
+When you see ghosts ♪
+
+00:40:12.848 --> 00:40:14.983
+♪ Spinning back kick
+Might take off your nose ♪
+
+00:40:15.117 --> 00:40:17.419
+♪ Man don't want that smoke Big
+elbow to The top of the dome ♪
+
+00:40:18.120 --> 00:40:21.156
+My name's Ernie. 'Cause the left hand's
+fast and the right hand's sturdy.
+
+00:40:21.289 --> 00:40:23.658
+♪ The left hand's fast
+And the right hand's sturdy ♪
+
+00:40:23.792 --> 00:40:25.694
+♪ You know I've been Bad from early,
+your little Headlock can't hurt me ♪
+
+00:40:25.827 --> 00:40:27.496
+- ♪ I'm fighting dirty ♪
+- Jim.
+
+00:40:27.629 --> 00:40:29.398
+♪ Jim, Jim
+The Iron Chin ♪
+
+00:40:29.530 --> 00:40:31.233
+♪ You already know
+Man can't fuck with him ♪
+
+00:40:31.366 --> 00:40:33.268
+♪ When it comes to
+This fighting thing ♪
+
+00:40:33.402 --> 00:40:34.903
+♪ Man'll head-butt him
+Put in the double-leg takedown ♪
+
+00:40:35.037 --> 00:40:36.338
+Why are we watching
+fight porn, Ray?
+
+00:40:37.172 --> 00:40:39.540
+Because it's fight porn
+at one of my farms.
+
+00:40:39.674 --> 00:40:42.010
+♪ We're the Toddlers
+Are you dumb? ♪
+
+00:40:42.144 --> 00:40:44.413
+♪ Just know that we come from The
+bottom of the slum And we're hungry ♪
+
+00:40:44.545 --> 00:40:47.082
+♪ Means we're coming For the
+crumbs And we're like a tax man ♪
+
+00:40:47.215 --> 00:40:48.549
+♪ 'Cause we're coming For your funds,
+bang, bang You see us in a gang ♪
+
+00:40:48.683 --> 00:40:50.652
+[hip-hop music continues]
+
+00:40:52.521 --> 00:40:54.256
+- Coach.
+- Jim, put that shit out.
+
+00:40:54.389 --> 00:40:56.091
+- I've only just...
+- Jim, into the office.
+
+00:40:56.458 --> 00:40:58.559
+Benny, put down that box
+of scorpions. Follow Jim.
+
+00:40:58.693 --> 00:41:00.195
+It weren't my idea, Coach.
+
+00:41:01.797 --> 00:41:03.198
+Oh, shit.
+
+00:41:03.331 --> 00:41:05.233
+Mal, what the fuck did
+you do to your nose?
+
+00:41:05.367 --> 00:41:06.701
+You have a fight
+in a week, man.
+
+00:41:06.835 --> 00:41:08.070
+Looks a lot worse
+than what it is.
+
+00:41:08.203 --> 00:41:09.738
+- I'm a hundred percent.
+- Yeah?
+
+00:41:11.773 --> 00:41:13.308
+[man 1] Two thousand hits!
+
+00:41:13.442 --> 00:41:14.709
+Oh, my days!
+
+00:41:15.043 --> 00:41:17.879
+I look mad in this.
+The lighting is banging.
+
+00:41:18.914 --> 00:41:21.216
+♪ Put it on the net Do you wanna bet?
+It will do a million a set ♪
+
+00:41:21.349 --> 00:41:24.920
+♪ That's it Boxes of bush All
+buds, no dust ♪
+
+00:41:25.619 --> 00:41:28.323
+♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're
+the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪
+
+00:41:29.257 --> 00:41:32.127
+♪ Boxes of bush
+All buds, no dust ♪
+
+00:41:32.694 --> 00:41:34.930
+♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're
+the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪
+
+00:41:35.063 --> 00:41:37.566
+Make sure you get the upper cut in.
+It looks gangsta.
+
+00:41:37.933 --> 00:41:39.434
+Is that what I think it is?
+
+00:41:39.568 --> 00:41:42.204
+[man 1] Yeah,
+but the best version of it.
+
+00:41:42.337 --> 00:41:44.139
+Tell me you didn't put
+that fight porn online.
+
+00:41:44.272 --> 00:41:46.541
+It's white hot, Coach.
+The hits.
+
+00:41:46.675 --> 00:41:48.043
+It's gone
+intergalactic.
+
+00:41:48.176 --> 00:41:49.544
+What was I thinking,
+
+00:41:49.678 --> 00:41:51.646
+leaving you kids alone
+unsupervised?
+
+00:41:53.248 --> 00:41:55.383
+Take it down. Now!
+
+00:41:55.517 --> 00:41:57.786
+I've gotta say,
+I was impressed.
+
+00:41:57.919 --> 00:42:00.889
+The way they fought?
+They're on point, guvnor.
+
+00:42:01.356 --> 00:42:03.558
+Whoever trained them
+knows what he's doing.
+
+00:42:03.692 --> 00:42:04.993
Thank you.
+That's enough.
-00:24:49.696 --> 00:24:53.282
-My wife, she make this cheese.
+00:42:05.427 --> 00:42:07.162
+- Well, I'm just saying.
+- Well, quit saying.
-00:24:53.366 --> 00:24:54.950
-Very nice.
+00:42:07.295 --> 00:42:08.763
+Okay, thank you.
-00:24:55.035 --> 00:24:57.536
-She make it from milk from her tit.
+00:42:09.564 --> 00:42:12.501
+No sooner do I entertain
+Matthew's offer to buy me out
-00:25:05.795 --> 00:25:11.133
-After interview, I encounters
-traditional American street festival.
+00:42:12.634 --> 00:42:14.703
+and reject Dry Eye's offer
-00:25:12.219 --> 00:25:15.513
-GAY PRIDE PARADE
+00:42:15.403 --> 00:42:16.538
+does one of my farms
+get raided.
-00:25:17.557 --> 00:25:21.602
-People here were much more friendly
-than in New York.
+00:42:16.671 --> 00:42:18.140
+First time ever.
-00:25:28.026 --> 00:25:33.364
-Next morning, I interview politician
-who is a genuine chocolate-face.
+00:42:18.440 --> 00:42:20.108
+Doesn't feel like
+a coincidence, does it?
-00:25:33.448 --> 00:25:34.990
-No makeup.
+00:42:20.242 --> 00:42:22.310
+It isn't.
+There's fuckery afoot.
-00:25:35.075 --> 00:25:36.283
-ALAN KEYES
-2-time Republican Presidential Candidate
+00:42:23.245 --> 00:42:25.547
+- How did they find it?
+- I don't know.
-00:25:36.368 --> 00:25:38.702
-On Sunday, I arrive in Washington.
+00:42:25.680 --> 00:42:26.948
+I'm making inquiries.
-00:25:38.787 --> 00:25:40.538
-There was a parade.
+00:42:28.183 --> 00:42:29.818
+What about Matthew?
-00:25:40.622 --> 00:25:43.874
-I make two friends from this parade.
+00:42:29.951 --> 00:42:31.286
+He's gonna need reassuring
-00:25:43.959 --> 00:25:46.794
-I invite them back my hotel room.
+00:42:31.419 --> 00:42:33.021
+before he parts
+with 400 big ones.
-00:25:46.878 --> 00:25:49.505
-We drink like normal in Kazakhstan.
+00:42:33.155 --> 00:42:35.056
+[Fletcher] So many questions
+unanswered, Ray.
-00:25:49.589 --> 00:25:52.216
-We wrestle like normal in Kazakhstan.
+00:42:35.190 --> 00:42:38.960
+I mean, who'd be smart enough
+to find one of Mickey's farms?
-00:25:52.300 --> 00:25:56.470
-Then they say, "I wash you in a shower,"
-and he wash me in a shower.
+00:42:39.094 --> 00:42:40.162
+Apart from me, of course.
-00:25:56.805 --> 00:25:59.932
-It sounds like
-you met somebody who is from
+00:42:41.029 --> 00:42:44.966
+And who would be bold enough
+to make such a move?
-00:26:00.016 --> 00:26:02.351
-what is called in America,
-the gay community.
+00:42:45.100 --> 00:42:48.003
+Especially to film it all
+and then post it all online?
-00:26:02.435 --> 00:26:05.354
-- What it mean, "Gay," this word?
-- Homosexual.
+00:42:48.136 --> 00:42:51.706
+Because that is really rubbing
+your face in it, isn't it?
-00:26:05.814 --> 00:26:07.856
-A homosexual? You mean...
+00:42:52.507 --> 00:42:53.675
+[Matthew]
+I'm here to help, Michael.
-00:26:13.822 --> 00:26:17.950
-Are you telling me the man
-who try to put a rubber fist in my anus
+00:42:53.808 --> 00:42:56.278
+I'm your friend, your ally,
-00:26:18.034 --> 00:26:19.827
-was a homosexual?
+00:42:56.411 --> 00:42:58.346
+your Santa Claus
+for all seasons,
-00:26:25.333 --> 00:26:27.960
-Even though my anus was broken
+00:42:58.480 --> 00:43:02.284
+and I'd like you to know my team
+of elves can be very persuasive.
-00:26:28.044 --> 00:26:32.089
-I knew that rest of our journey
-would be great success.
+00:43:02.684 --> 00:43:06.388
+Persuasive? And why
+would I need persuasive?
-00:26:32.173 --> 00:26:35.968
-We left Washington
-and continued towards California.
+00:43:06.521 --> 00:43:09.891
+Well, I hear you might have
+had a little trouble.
-00:26:36.344 --> 00:26:37.720
-Howdy, partners!
+00:43:10.759 --> 00:43:12.827
+Now, you helped me before
+when my source ran dry,
-00:26:38.930 --> 00:26:41.849
-Yes, minister, we're on schedule.
+00:43:12.961 --> 00:43:15.397
+so I'm just returning
+the favor and reminding you
-00:26:42.684 --> 00:26:45.185
-Yes, I'm standing in
-the middle of Times Square.
+00:43:15.530 --> 00:43:17.098
+I have effectual friends.
-00:26:45.937 --> 00:26:48.480
-It's time to prepare for your
-TV appearance.
+00:43:17.232 --> 00:43:18.500
+Elves?
-00:26:48.565 --> 00:26:51.942
-Remember to talk of singing
-national anthem at rodeo.
+00:43:19.067 --> 00:43:20.335
+Elves?
-00:26:52.027 --> 00:26:53.944
-Don't worry, I am a TV professional.
+00:43:20.468 --> 00:43:23.238
+- Yes. You said elves.
+- Did I?
-00:26:54.571 --> 00:26:57.281
-Now, building our station around you.
+00:43:23.371 --> 00:43:24.406
+Mm.
-00:26:57.365 --> 00:27:00.618
-This is 16 WAPT News This Morning,
+00:43:25.173 --> 00:43:28.678
+No trouble over here, Matthew.
+No trouble at all.
-00:27:00.702 --> 00:27:04.288
-named best newscast in the state
-by the Associated Press.
+00:43:31.413 --> 00:43:32.814
+So we brought you
+a token.
-00:27:04.372 --> 00:27:07.249
-This morning we have
-a special guest here in the studio.
+00:43:32.948 --> 00:43:34.082
+[Mickey] You did?
-00:27:07.334 --> 00:27:09.376
-This is Borhat Sagadiyev.
+00:43:35.850 --> 00:43:39.554
+And what might this be?
-00:27:09.461 --> 00:27:13.130
-He is traveling across America to get the
-taste of life here in the United States.
+00:43:39.689 --> 00:43:43.091
+It's a paperweight to keep down all
+the paper I'm about to give you.
-00:27:13.214 --> 00:27:15.090
-He spent the last few days here.
+00:43:43.225 --> 00:43:46.161
+- Well, it looks like a gun.
+- And it's a paperweight.
-00:27:15.175 --> 00:27:18.469
-- Good morning to you.
-- Hello, my name Borat. Hello.
+00:43:46.294 --> 00:43:50.599
+Seeing how in this country,
+unlike in our homeland, they're illegal.
-00:27:18.553 --> 00:27:20.638
-Hello. Thank you.
+00:43:50.732 --> 00:43:53.335
+So is riding your bicycle
+at night without lights.
-00:27:21.681 --> 00:27:25.684
-Before we start, can you tell me,
-because I want make urines,
+00:43:53.468 --> 00:43:55.070
+Laws are there
+as a guideline.
-00:27:25.769 --> 00:27:29.063
-then I come back here and...
+00:43:55.203 --> 00:43:57.839
+In France, it's illegal
+to call a pig Napoleon,
-00:27:29.147 --> 00:27:31.857
-If you tell me one minute
-before we start...
+00:43:57.973 --> 00:43:59.341
+but just try and stop me.
-00:27:31.941 --> 00:27:35.986
-We started.
-We are actually live on the air right now.
+00:44:01.309 --> 00:44:03.511
+I quite like it.
+You're very kind.
-00:27:36.071 --> 00:27:38.447
-- I am very excite.
-- Yes.
-
-00:27:38.531 --> 00:27:43.118
-Hello, U.S. and A.! Hello, U.S. and A.!
-I'm very excite!
-
-00:27:43.203 --> 00:27:45.496
-I'm very excite to be here.
-
-00:27:45.580 --> 00:27:47.081
-And hello!
-
-00:27:48.166 --> 00:27:49.750
-Hello to you as well.
-
-00:27:49.834 --> 00:27:52.753
-Now, real quickly, why are you here
-in the United States?
-
-00:27:52.837 --> 00:27:57.508
-Because I want to learn from U.S. and A,
-
-00:27:57.592 --> 00:28:04.515
-your culture, and to understand
-from how a thing happen
-
-00:28:04.599 --> 00:28:07.351
-and to take this lesson
-back to my country.
-
-00:28:07.435 --> 00:28:10.104
-- All right. Would you like to have a seat?
-- Yes.
-
-00:28:10.188 --> 00:28:12.022
-Please sit, please sit, please sit.
-
-00:28:12.107 --> 00:28:14.566
-Now, one of the things
-that you've enjoyed so much about...
-
-00:28:14.651 --> 00:28:17.861
-Can I have a microphone
-so people can hear me?
-
-00:28:17.946 --> 00:28:20.322
-They can hear you right now.
-You are miked up.
-
-00:28:20.407 --> 00:28:22.116
-This right here, that's the microphone.
-
-00:28:22.200 --> 00:28:24.993
-Hello. Hello, nice meet you.
-
-00:28:25.787 --> 00:28:29.707
-Well, welcome to the United States.
-Thank you very much for coming on.
-
-00:28:29.791 --> 00:28:32.251
-When you come to Kazakhstan,
-
-00:28:32.335 --> 00:28:35.212
-- you can stay in my house.
-- Well, thank you so much.
-
-00:28:35.296 --> 00:28:38.006
-You can sleep my house
-and you can use my sister.
-
-00:28:38.091 --> 00:28:40.300
-Meteorologist Ken Johnson
-will have the latest
-
-00:28:40.385 --> 00:28:43.178
-on tropical storm Emily when we return.
-
-00:28:43.763 --> 00:28:45.431
-Ten seconds, stand by.
-
-00:28:45.724 --> 00:28:49.601
-This is 16 WAPT News This Morning.
-
-00:28:49.728 --> 00:28:52.396
-Traffic is flowing along smoothly
-along Interstate 55.
-
-00:28:52.480 --> 00:28:54.815
-Dry conditions.
-If you're heading to the north,
-
-00:28:54.899 --> 00:28:57.901
-not too far away from Attala County,
-there's some showers there.
-
-00:28:57.986 --> 00:29:01.238
-Check that out on
-the radar this morning and...
-
-00:29:01.322 --> 00:29:04.575
-Thank you, very nice for have me.
-
-00:29:04.659 --> 00:29:06.118
-What your name?
-
-00:29:06.202 --> 00:29:08.245
-We're on air right now doing the weather.
-
-00:29:08.329 --> 00:29:10.581
-- What your name?
-- We're doing the weather right now.
-
-00:29:10.665 --> 00:29:13.792
-Go over here with Adrian.
-She's calling you to go over here.
-
-00:29:13.877 --> 00:29:15.669
-- It is a she?
-- Yes.
-
-00:29:15.754 --> 00:29:19.006
-- Very nice.
-- Yeah, go. Go...
-
-00:29:20.884 --> 00:29:22.885
-- Go over here with...
-- What is your name?
-
-00:29:22.969 --> 00:29:24.720
-I'm the weather guy.
-
-00:29:26.848 --> 00:29:28.015
-Okay...
-
-00:29:30.477 --> 00:29:33.854
-Let's go over to the weather.
-You can see the radar, right now
-
-00:29:33.938 --> 00:29:37.483
-showing some showers
-and storms up to the north...
-
-00:29:37.567 --> 00:29:40.402
-Okay. All right, let me...
-
-00:29:40.487 --> 00:29:41.820
-Nice to meet you.
-
-00:29:41.905 --> 00:29:45.032
-Showers and storms north of Yazoo City
-up towards Kosciusko...
-
-00:29:45.116 --> 00:29:46.867
-Thank you, bye-bye.
-
-00:29:49.162 --> 00:29:51.038
-You're singing at a rodeo tonight!
-
-00:29:51.122 --> 00:29:53.624
-Why didn't you mention it?
-
-00:29:53.708 --> 00:29:56.335
-What can I do, they are not
-professional.
-
-00:29:57.337 --> 00:30:01.215
-Get a move on, we have
-100 miles to go.
-
-00:30:03.343 --> 00:30:05.636
-We welcome you to the 38th annual
-
-00:30:05.720 --> 00:30:09.056
-Kroger Valleydale Championship Rodeo.
-
-00:30:30.662 --> 00:30:33.413
-Of course, every picture that we get back
-
-00:30:33.498 --> 00:30:34.665
-BOBBY ROWE
-General Manager, Imperial Rodeo
-
-00:30:34.749 --> 00:30:40.045
-from the terrorists or anything else,
-the Muslims, they look like you,
-
-00:30:40.129 --> 00:30:42.339
-- black hair and a black mustache.
-- Yes.
-
-00:30:42.423 --> 00:30:46.635
-Shave that dadgummed mustache off
-so you're not so conspicuous.
-
-00:30:46.719 --> 00:30:49.972
-So you look like maybe an Italian
-or something
-
-00:30:50.056 --> 00:30:52.850
-as far as when people looking at you.
-
-00:30:52.934 --> 00:30:55.394
-I see a lot of people and I think,
-"There's a dadgummed Muslim.
-
-00:30:55.478 --> 00:30:58.355
-"I wonder what kind of bomb
-he's got strapped to him."
-
-00:30:58.439 --> 00:31:00.816
-- Yes.
-- And you probably aren't a Muslim.
-
-00:31:00.900 --> 00:31:04.361
-- Maybe that's not your religion.
-- No, I am a Kazakh. I follow the hawk.
-
-00:31:04.445 --> 00:31:06.738
-But you look like one of them.
-
-00:31:06.823 --> 00:31:09.199
-This thing gets over with
-and when we win it
-
-00:31:09.284 --> 00:31:11.118
-and kick the butts over there
-
-00:31:11.202 --> 00:31:13.412
-and all of them son-of-a-bucks
-hanging from the gallows,
-
-00:31:13.496 --> 00:31:16.623
-by that time, you will have proven yourself
-
-00:31:16.708 --> 00:31:18.542
-and you'll be accepted.
-
-00:31:18.626 --> 00:31:19.793
-- Take care.
+00:44:03.646 --> 00:44:06.181
- Thank you.
+- Hands across the sea.
-00:31:19.878 --> 00:31:22.212
-- I ain't gonna kiss you.
+00:44:06.314 --> 00:44:08.350
+[Fletcher]
+Mickey calmed down the Jew
+
+00:44:08.483 --> 00:44:10.085
+and it seems the deal
+is still going ahead.
+
+00:44:10.552 --> 00:44:14.122
+But bad timing, jeopardizing
+deals, shutting down farms.
+
+00:44:14.256 --> 00:44:18.293
+It could be an expensive disaster if
+Mickey doesn't get this cleaned up.
+
+00:44:18.728 --> 00:44:20.495
+[man] Should I be scared?
+
+00:44:21.796 --> 00:44:25.333
+[Mickey] I don't think so,
+but I like to err on the side of caution.
+
+00:44:25.467 --> 00:44:26.968
+What does that mean?
+
+00:44:27.102 --> 00:44:28.970
+It means I'm going to
+have to close shop,
+
+00:44:29.104 --> 00:44:32.173
+shut this farm down
+and make it disappear.
+
+00:44:32.607 --> 00:44:34.075
+You might see
+a couple of trucks around here
+
+00:44:34.209 --> 00:44:35.944
+over the next few days,
+but that's it.
+
+00:44:36.077 --> 00:44:38.179
+Well, I'm not gonna pretend
+that missing out
+
+00:44:38.313 --> 00:44:41.349
+on a million pounds commission a
+year isn't going to hurt somewhat.
+
+00:44:41.483 --> 00:44:43.084
+The pain is being shared.
+
+00:44:43.218 --> 00:44:46.621
+Stolen product,
+loss of earnings meantime,
+
+00:44:46.756 --> 00:44:49.824
+the cost of shutting down,
+the expense of setting up elsewhere.
+
+00:44:50.558 --> 00:44:52.427
+It's funny, really, but
+it couldn't be worse timing.
+
+00:44:52.762 --> 00:44:54.062
+How so?
+
+00:44:54.195 --> 00:44:55.430
+I've...
+
+00:44:56.598 --> 00:44:58.900
+I've just learned we need
+a whole new roof apparently.
+
+00:44:59.034 --> 00:45:02.337
+As I say, I'm as upset
+about this as you are.
+
+00:45:06.941 --> 00:45:09.010
+- Henry.
+- Mickey.
+
+00:45:09.745 --> 00:45:13.581
+[Fletcher] The toffs look after Mickey.
+Now Mickey looks after the toffs.
+
+00:45:14.249 --> 00:45:16.786
+But there's a lot of toffs
+to look after.
+
+00:45:17.619 --> 00:45:19.621
+- Henry.
+- [Fletcher] And when it rains...
+
+00:45:19.755 --> 00:45:21.156
+Let me take care of the roof.
+
+00:45:21.289 --> 00:45:23.525
+[Fletcher]
+...it fucking pours.
+
+00:45:24.025 --> 00:45:27.062
+Now, there's only one thing that
+needs more looking after than a toff,
+
+00:45:27.195 --> 00:45:29.665
+and that is
+a toff's offspring.
+
+00:45:29.799 --> 00:45:33.068
+Which brings me neatly back
+to Big Dave's story,
+
+00:45:33.201 --> 00:45:35.705
+the very reason I'm sitting
+here sipping whiskey with you
+
+00:45:35.837 --> 00:45:37.572
+in the first fucking place.
+
+00:45:37.707 --> 00:45:41.242
+This is how Big Dave
+is gonna bring Mickey down,
+
+00:45:41.376 --> 00:45:45.547
+by using and abusing Lord
+Pressfield's much-beloved child.
+
+00:45:45.681 --> 00:45:50.485
+Lord Pressfield's daughter, the famous and
+talented Laura, all self-hate and harm,
+
+00:45:50.618 --> 00:45:53.888
+has fallen for this Power
+Noel's smacked-out dark charm,
+
+00:45:54.022 --> 00:45:55.691
+and I want the lot of them,
+
+00:45:56.257 --> 00:45:59.060
+especially that
+slimy little jam rag Pearson,
+
+00:45:59.194 --> 00:46:01.731
+in bed with a skint,
+discredited toff,
+
+00:46:01.863 --> 00:46:05.567
+and supplying gear to young
+and reckless rock-star royals,
+
+00:46:05.701 --> 00:46:07.969
+royals unbridled
+by distracted parents
+
+00:46:08.103 --> 00:46:10.171
+too busy skiing
+on the Swiss Alps to notice
+
+00:46:10.305 --> 00:46:12.040
+and too fucking stupid
+to care.
+
+00:46:12.173 --> 00:46:14.876
+[chuckles] I like it.
+You're good at this, boss.
+
+00:46:15.009 --> 00:46:17.011
+Yeah, I know what I'm good at,
+Hammy. Fuck off.
+
+00:46:18.012 --> 00:46:22.584
+Aristocratic, junkie, bulimic,
+auto-tuned singing daughter
+
+00:46:22.718 --> 00:46:25.253
+shacked up with some smacked-out,
+once-upon-a-time pop star,
+
+00:46:25.387 --> 00:46:27.055
+and all looked after
+by Mickey Pearson.
+
+00:46:27.188 --> 00:46:30.191
+I like it.
+You know, I like it a lot.
+
+00:46:30.892 --> 00:46:32.560
+We wrapped her
+in cotton wool.
+
+00:46:32.695 --> 00:46:34.596
+But she was
+our little Lor-la.
+
+00:46:36.131 --> 00:46:39.000
+Charlie called her that because
+she couldn't say Laura at first.
+
+00:46:39.702 --> 00:46:41.403
+We miss her terribly, Mickey.
+
+00:46:42.504 --> 00:46:44.105
+I've failed as a parent.
+
+00:46:44.239 --> 00:46:46.307
+You mustn't keep
+beating yourself up, dear.
+
+00:46:46.441 --> 00:46:49.310
+Anne's right, Charles.
+You mustn't blame yourselves.
+
+00:46:49.444 --> 00:46:51.346
+It sounds as though Laura
+fell in with the wrong crowd
+
+00:46:51.479 --> 00:46:53.948
+at a time when she was
+particularly vulnerable.
+
+00:46:54.082 --> 00:46:55.684
+What more
+could we do?
+
+00:46:56.918 --> 00:46:58.620
+It's happened
+to so many of our friends.
+
+00:46:58.754 --> 00:47:00.221
+It's a curse.
+
+00:47:01.556 --> 00:47:04.092
+- Do you mind if I look into it?
+- So you'll help us?
+
+00:47:05.728 --> 00:47:07.262
+Let me see what I can do.
+
+00:47:11.667 --> 00:47:13.636
+You should get yourself
+one of these, boss.
+
+00:47:13.769 --> 00:47:15.403
+Well, that's the plan.
+
+00:47:15.537 --> 00:47:17.038
+Everything all right?
+
+00:47:17.539 --> 00:47:18.874
+You remember
+their daughter?
+
+00:47:19.007 --> 00:47:20.942
+Yeah, Laura.
+Nice girl. Good voice.
+
+00:47:21.075 --> 00:47:24.612
+Teeny sort of spunk-funk fuck pop.
+Shame about the habit.
+
+00:47:24.747 --> 00:47:28.016
+She's gone missing. They've asked
+us to find her, bring her home.
+
+00:47:28.550 --> 00:47:29.517
+Mm-hmm.
+
+00:47:30.251 --> 00:47:31.754
+Is that a problem?
+
+00:47:31.887 --> 00:47:33.488
+Well, I had a feeling
+you might ask me this, boss,
+
+00:47:33.621 --> 00:47:35.190
+so I did some due diligence.
+
+00:47:35.323 --> 00:47:37.025
+I know where she is
+and I don't like it.
+
+00:47:37.158 --> 00:47:39.461
+- I'd rather we didn't get involved.
- Why not?
-00:31:22.297 --> 00:31:25.883
-The people that do the kissing
-are the ones that float around like that.
+00:47:39.961 --> 00:47:41.963
+[Raymond] She's on
+a South London council estate.
-00:31:25.967 --> 00:31:29.136
-- Are they all...
-- Yeah. Stay away from them that kiss.
+00:47:42.096 --> 00:47:44.365
+- [Mickey] So?
+- It's out of our jurisdiction.
-00:31:29.220 --> 00:31:30.971
-- Okay.
-- You don't want nobody kissing.
+00:47:44.767 --> 00:47:46.802
+There's too many moving parts,
+parts that we can't control.
-00:31:31.055 --> 00:31:35.100
-In my country they take them to jail
-and finish them.
+00:47:46.936 --> 00:47:48.771
+What if she doesn't wanna come?
+It's gonna get messy.
-00:31:35.184 --> 00:31:36.810
-- Take them and hang them.
-- Yes.
+00:47:48.904 --> 00:47:51.606
+Well, that may be true,
+but you're still doing it.
-00:31:36.895 --> 00:31:39.813
-- That's what we're trying to get done.
-- High five.
+00:47:52.641 --> 00:47:53.975
+I accept that.
-00:31:40.607 --> 00:31:42.190
-Ladies and gentlemen of Salem, Virginia,
+00:47:55.143 --> 00:47:56.511
+But can't you
+send Frazier instead?
-00:31:42.275 --> 00:31:44.985
-would you please give a warm,
-American welcome
+00:47:56.645 --> 00:47:58.346
+No, I can't
+send Frazier instead.
-00:31:45.069 --> 00:31:48.906
-to a gentleman who has come
-all the way from Kazakhstan
+00:47:58.480 --> 00:47:59.815
+You're my best man.
+I want you.
-00:31:48.990 --> 00:31:52.701
-and we are honored
-to have singing our national anthem.
+00:47:59.949 --> 00:48:01.349
+[sighs]
-00:31:52.785 --> 00:31:56.163
-Ladies and gentlemen, Borat Sagdiyev.
+00:48:06.387 --> 00:48:07.989
+It's just that
+I don't like smackies.
-00:32:05.590 --> 00:32:09.134
-My name Borat. I come from Kazakhstan.
+00:48:08.122 --> 00:48:10.158
+It's the filth and the grime
+and the grub in the tub.
-00:32:09.218 --> 00:32:14.598
-Can I say first,
-we support your war of terror.
+00:48:10.291 --> 00:48:13.194
+I'm not asking your OCD to spend
+the weekend with them, Ray.
-00:32:18.519 --> 00:32:22.272
-May we show our support
-to our boys in Iraq.
+00:48:14.797 --> 00:48:16.364
+Think of it
+as philanthropy.
-00:32:24.651 --> 00:32:29.029
-May U.S. and A.
-kill every single terrorist.
+00:48:17.833 --> 00:48:19.200
+Come on,
+you're driving.
-00:32:34.077 --> 00:32:36.662
-May your George Bush drink the blood
+00:48:20.568 --> 00:48:22.537
+No good deed
+goes unpunished.
-00:32:36.746 --> 00:32:40.540
-of every single man, woman
-and child of Iraq.
+00:48:22.671 --> 00:48:26.742
+[chuckles] And this is where you
+have your moment, isn't it, Raymondo?
-00:32:40.750 --> 00:32:42.000
-Yeah!
+00:48:26.876 --> 00:48:28.543
+This is where
+you step on stage
-00:32:43.670 --> 00:32:48.090
-May you destroy their country
-so that for the next thousand years
+00:48:28.677 --> 00:48:31.012
+and set the dominoes flying
+every-fucking-where.
-00:32:48.174 --> 00:32:52.177
-not even a single lizard
-will survive in their desert.
+00:48:32.146 --> 00:48:33.414
+Meaning what?
-00:32:53.554 --> 00:32:55.514
-To show our friendship,
+00:48:33.548 --> 00:48:37.085
+Meaning no good deed
+goes unpunished.
-00:32:55.598 --> 00:32:59.351
-I now will sing
-our Kazakh national anthem
+00:48:37.519 --> 00:48:38.888
+Knock, knock-knock,
+knock, knock.
-00:32:59.435 --> 00:33:02.145
-to the tune of your national anthem.
+00:48:48.062 --> 00:48:49.364
+Buenos dias.
-00:33:03.064 --> 00:33:04.564
-Please stand.
+00:48:50.198 --> 00:48:51.266
+[man] Wrong door.
-00:33:06.067 --> 00:33:09.736
-Kazakhstan is the greatest
+00:48:51.399 --> 00:48:52.567
+[Raymond] Ah, ah, ah.
-00:33:09.821 --> 00:33:12.990
-Country in the world
+00:48:53.736 --> 00:48:57.138
+My name is Raymond Smith.
-00:33:13.074 --> 00:33:16.034
-All other countries
+00:48:58.139 --> 00:49:00.174
+Can I step inside
+for a moment, please?
-00:33:16.119 --> 00:33:19.788
-Are run by little girls
+00:49:06.614 --> 00:49:08.149
+How can I help you,
+Officer?
-00:33:19.872 --> 00:33:22.833
-Kazakhstan is number one
+00:49:09.217 --> 00:49:12.420
+I'm not the police. No, I just
+need a moment of your time.
-00:33:22.917 --> 00:33:26.420
-Exporter of potassium
+00:49:12.554 --> 00:49:14.556
+It's about Laura Pressfield.
-00:33:26.546 --> 00:33:30.048
-Other Central Asian countries
+00:49:15.958 --> 00:49:17.492
+I don't know anyone
+of that name.
-00:33:30.133 --> 00:33:33.510
-Have inferior potassium
+00:49:18.293 --> 00:49:20.595
+It would be much easier
+for all parties concerned
-00:33:33.594 --> 00:33:36.847
-Kazakhstan is the greatest
+00:49:20.729 --> 00:49:22.865
+if I could just step inside
+for a moment.
-00:33:36.931 --> 00:33:39.558
-Country in the world
+00:49:23.632 --> 00:49:24.867
+No, fuck off.
-00:33:39.642 --> 00:33:41.935
-All other countries
+00:49:25.000 --> 00:49:26.835
+[boy 1] Jeez.
-00:33:42.020 --> 00:33:44.563
-Is the home of the gays
+00:49:27.402 --> 00:49:28.871
+[boy 2]
+That's a nice whip, bruv.
-00:33:56.534 --> 00:34:00.037
-We nearly died last night.
-This journey is cursed.
+00:49:29.337 --> 00:49:31.539
+Killer motor. It's a shame
+about them rims, though.
-00:34:00.455 --> 00:34:02.414
-We should have stayed in New York.
+00:49:31.674 --> 00:49:32.975
+[boy 2]
+Yeah, lend us the keys.
-00:34:02.665 --> 00:34:04.082
-l was sad.
+00:49:33.107 --> 00:49:34.944
+Put some chrome twenty-twos
+on that.
-00:34:04.167 --> 00:34:06.835
-The rodeo peoples did not like me.
+00:49:35.076 --> 00:49:37.445
+Hey, my man's got the Dessies
+and the bootcuts, you know.
-00:34:06.919 --> 00:34:09.588
-What if Pamela did not like me too?
+00:49:37.579 --> 00:49:39.280
+Deffo linking a jessie.
-00:34:09.672 --> 00:34:13.300
-We needed something
-to change our fortunes.
+00:49:39.782 --> 00:49:40.950
+[elevator bell dings]
-00:34:13.468 --> 00:34:15.343
-Look, Azamat, a Gypsy village.
+00:49:42.183 --> 00:49:44.252
+[muffled chattering]
-00:34:16.387 --> 00:34:19.931
-Let us extract some of their tears
-so we can remove the curse.
+00:49:54.063 --> 00:49:55.396
+[man 1] What the fuck?
-00:34:20.308 --> 00:34:24.019
-Do not fear me, Gypsy,
-all I want from you is your tears.
+00:49:55.530 --> 00:49:57.498
+[speakers: rock music playing]
-00:34:24.103 --> 00:34:26.938
-Please give them to me or I will take them.
+00:49:57.633 --> 00:50:00.101
+[chattering]
-00:34:27.857 --> 00:34:28.940
-I'm not a Gypsy.
+00:50:00.903 --> 00:50:03.438
+- [man 1] What are you doing here?
+- [man 2] Now, now, now.
-00:34:29.025 --> 00:34:32.152
-I'm a Midwestern
-farmer's daughter. Americana.
+00:50:04.172 --> 00:50:06.742
+- [man 1] Get the fuck out.
+- Now, now, now.
-00:34:32.236 --> 00:34:34.988
-You have many treasures.
-Who did you rob for this?
+00:50:07.710 --> 00:50:09.912
+[speakers:
+music continues playing]
-00:34:35.073 --> 00:34:37.532
-We didn't rob them.
-They came from the house.
+00:50:12.180 --> 00:50:14.248
+As you was, boys and girls.
-00:34:37.617 --> 00:34:40.202
-I will look in your treasures, Gypsy.
+00:50:25.360 --> 00:50:26.629
+Sit down.
-00:34:41.245 --> 00:34:43.955
-Is this understood? I will look on them.
-
-00:34:44.415 --> 00:34:45.749
-Please do.
-
-00:34:49.003 --> 00:34:51.463
-Who is this lady you have shrunk?
-
-00:34:51.547 --> 00:34:54.424
-Was she the owner of this house
-that you camp in front of?
-
-00:34:54.509 --> 00:34:56.885
-There's a couple more child's dolls.
-
-00:34:56.969 --> 00:35:00.555
-Do not try and shrink me, Gypsy. I serious.
-
-00:35:00.640 --> 00:35:02.724
-- These are your spells?
-- No.
-
-00:35:02.850 --> 00:35:05.727
-There's a good one,
-The Millionaire Mindset.
-
-00:35:06.187 --> 00:35:08.480
-There you go.
-
-00:35:08.564 --> 00:35:10.899
-- Baywatch.
-- Baywatch?
-
-00:35:17.031 --> 00:35:18.824
-It means she love me.
-
-00:35:23.037 --> 00:35:24.162
-Azamat!
-
-00:35:24.539 --> 00:35:26.832
-Azamat, great success!
-I've got the tears.
-
-00:35:26.916 --> 00:35:28.333
-Onwards to California!
-
-00:35:28.668 --> 00:35:30.127
-Let's go.
-
-00:35:30.419 --> 00:35:31.461
-What's that you've got there?
-
-00:35:31.546 --> 00:35:33.630
-It's nothing. Don't worry about it.
-
-00:35:47.353 --> 00:35:49.521
-Are we going the right way?
-
-00:35:49.730 --> 00:35:52.524
-- I don't know, this map is from 1917.
-- Where the hell are we?
-
-00:35:57.321 --> 00:35:59.322
-Hey, stop that goddamn van!
-
-00:36:00.366 --> 00:36:03.577
-Hey, baby, want to go out?
-Wanna go out, honey?
-
-00:36:07.748 --> 00:36:10.333
-I'm going to stop and ask.
-
-00:36:10.418 --> 00:36:13.420
-No, no, no, keep going. Keep going.
-
-00:36:16.591 --> 00:36:18.717
-I need the direction to California, please.
-
-00:36:18.801 --> 00:36:20.635
-- To California?
-- You a long way from home.
-
-00:36:20.720 --> 00:36:23.263
-Who you with, man?
-Who you with, who you with?
-
-00:36:23.347 --> 00:36:27.851
-I travel with my friend, Azamat Bagatov.
-We travel across the country.
-
-00:36:27.935 --> 00:36:31.730
-You can't be talking all that.
-You gotta be talking English right here.
-
-00:36:31.814 --> 00:36:34.983
-You look like Michael Jackson, Beat lt.
-
-00:36:35.109 --> 00:36:36.943
-Man, you better...
-
-00:36:39.363 --> 00:36:42.908
-I like you peoples.
-Can you teach me how to dress?
-
-00:36:42.992 --> 00:36:44.784
-How can I be like you?
-
-00:36:44.869 --> 00:36:47.037
-You need to let them jeans down.
-
-00:36:47.121 --> 00:36:48.371
-Pull them down?
-
-00:36:48.456 --> 00:36:50.207
-Don't pull them down like...
-
-00:36:50.291 --> 00:36:52.250
-- Like a ho?
-- No, no, no.
-
-00:36:52.335 --> 00:36:54.211
-- Like a this?
-- Yeah.
-
-00:36:54.295 --> 00:36:56.671
-But don't show your Huggies though, man.
-
-00:36:57.131 --> 00:36:59.174
-What the hell? Is that fishnet?
-
-00:36:59.258 --> 00:37:02.135
-No, no, no, these are my antipants.
-
-00:37:02.220 --> 00:37:05.680
-- What kind of music you listen to?
-- I like very much Corky Bucek.
-
-00:37:05.765 --> 00:37:07.307
-You know Corky Bucek?
-
-00:37:09.018 --> 00:37:10.393
-No, no, no.
-
-00:37:11.270 --> 00:37:14.231
-You got to lick it before you stick it.
-
-00:37:15.358 --> 00:37:17.400
-Can you teach me speak like you?
-
-00:37:17.485 --> 00:37:18.693
-What you trying to say?
-
-00:37:18.778 --> 00:37:22.113
-- How you say, "How do you do?"
-- What's up with it?
-
-00:37:22.198 --> 00:37:23.990
-- What's that with it?
-- Yeah.
-
-00:37:25.660 --> 00:37:27.827
-Pull over and let's see
-if we can stay here.
-
-00:37:36.128 --> 00:37:38.421
-What's up with it, vanilla-face?
-
-00:37:38.506 --> 00:37:41.591
-Me and my homey, Azamat,
-just parked our slab outside.
-
-00:37:41.676 --> 00:37:42.759
-Please.
-
-00:37:42.843 --> 00:37:46.596
-We are looking for somewhere to
-post up our black asses for the night.
-
-00:37:46.681 --> 00:37:49.432
-So bang-bang, skeet-skeet, nigga.
-
-00:37:50.518 --> 00:37:52.310
-We just a couple of pimps, no ho's.
-
-00:37:52.395 --> 00:37:54.688
-- Sir, you gotta leave.
-- Okay.
-
-00:37:54.772 --> 00:37:58.108
-Leave now or we're gonna call the cops
-and we'll have you taken out.
-
-00:37:58.192 --> 00:38:02.570
-We can't stay here,
-they are player haters.
-
-00:38:10.288 --> 00:38:13.081
-- Hi. Hello.
-- You have a room for tonight?
-
-00:38:13.165 --> 00:38:15.166
-Oh, yes. Yes, definitely.
-
-00:38:15.543 --> 00:38:17.377
-- Come on in.
-- Great.
-
-00:38:18.170 --> 00:38:19.796
-Your friend also.
-
-00:38:22.049 --> 00:38:24.342
-A beautiful house, this.
-
-00:38:24.427 --> 00:38:27.512
-All the paintings in the house, I did.
-
-00:38:27.596 --> 00:38:28.847
-What is this man?
-
-00:38:28.931 --> 00:38:33.852
-This is a Yemenite Jew
-and he's working on a piece of jewelry.
-
-00:38:34.228 --> 00:38:39.065
-They, Yemenites, were also jewelers.
-
-00:38:39.191 --> 00:38:41.526
-Why you have a picture of a Jew?
-
-00:38:41.986 --> 00:38:46.906
-Because I'm Jewish,
-so I have lots of pictures of Jews.
-
-00:38:52.705 --> 00:38:55.623
-This is the room and...
-
-00:38:57.501 --> 00:39:01.171
-- Do you need two pillows?
-- Yes.
-
-00:39:01.255 --> 00:39:03.590
-Great. Thank you. Lovely place.
-
-00:39:06.761 --> 00:39:09.095
-- They're Jews.
-- I know that now.
-
-00:39:09.555 --> 00:39:11.181
-They'll kill us.
-We need to escape.
-
-00:39:25.029 --> 00:39:27.864
-- Wait, wait.
-- Okay.
-
-00:39:29.950 --> 00:39:31.117
-Hello.
-
-00:39:31.869 --> 00:39:34.245
-- How are you?
-- Great.
-
-00:39:34.330 --> 00:39:35.955
-You guys getting settled in?
-
-00:39:36.040 --> 00:39:38.708
-This is a special sandwich for you.
-
-00:39:38.793 --> 00:39:43.421
-I not so hungry. He can eat this.
-
-00:39:43.506 --> 00:39:44.714
-He fat.
-
-00:39:45.466 --> 00:39:46.966
-No, no.
-
-00:39:47.051 --> 00:39:49.052
-- You gonna eat, because...
-- Take a half.
-
-00:39:49.136 --> 00:39:51.846
-- Take a half and then you'll see.
-- Take a half.
-
-00:39:51.931 --> 00:39:53.515
-Yeah. I not so hungry.
-
-00:39:53.599 --> 00:39:55.392
-You eat a little bit.
-
-00:40:00.189 --> 00:40:03.233
-Go ahead and eat something
-because you're hungry.
-
-00:40:03.317 --> 00:40:04.401
-Yes.
-
-00:40:12.535 --> 00:40:15.703
-I don't want to see you go hungry.
-
-00:40:15.788 --> 00:40:18.331
-What is this picture over here?
-
-00:40:18.749 --> 00:40:19.999
-Okay...
-
-00:40:27.341 --> 00:40:29.426
-It is 3:00 in the morning.
-
-00:40:29.510 --> 00:40:32.387
-I am in a nest of Jews.
-
-00:40:32.471 --> 00:40:35.014
-They have cleverly shifted their shapes.
-
-00:40:35.099 --> 00:40:39.185
-One of them has taken the form
-of a little old woman.
-
-00:40:40.020 --> 00:40:42.188
-You can barely see her horns.
-
-00:40:43.607 --> 00:40:46.151
-She have tried to poison me already.
-
-00:40:46.902 --> 00:40:48.945
-These rats are very clever.
-
-00:40:56.495 --> 00:40:58.121
-Look, the Jews have
-shifted their shapes.
-
-00:41:00.291 --> 00:41:02.000
-OK, OK. How much shall
-I give them?
-
-00:41:02.334 --> 00:41:04.794
-I don't know...
-
-00:41:06.505 --> 00:41:08.047
-More. Give them more.
-
-00:41:11.218 --> 00:41:12.719
-Go. Go.
-
-00:41:27.943 --> 00:41:30.320
-Let's go back to New York,
-at least there's no Jews there.
-
-00:41:30.404 --> 00:41:32.155
-Calm down.
-We'll keep heading to California.
-
-00:41:32.239 --> 00:41:34.115
-Why California?
-What's so special about California?
-
-00:41:34.200 --> 00:41:35.492
-We are going to California!
-
-00:41:35.576 --> 00:41:36.910
-And get killed on the way?
-
-00:41:37.495 --> 00:41:41.664
-Relax, Azamat!
-I will get us protection.
-
-00:41:44.126 --> 00:41:47.253
-What is the best gun
-to defend from a Jew?
-
-00:41:50.382 --> 00:41:54.427
-I would recommend
-either a 9 millimeter or a .45.
-
-00:41:57.014 --> 00:41:58.932
-Very nice.
-
-00:42:00.768 --> 00:42:05.230
-It like I movie star, Dirty Harold.
-
-00:42:05.314 --> 00:42:08.066
-- Yes, sir.
-- Come on and make my day, Jew.
-
-00:42:09.985 --> 00:42:14.030
-But he would not sell me gun
-since I not American.
-
-00:42:14.114 --> 00:42:16.449
-So I look for other protection.
-
-00:42:17.409 --> 00:42:19.661
-MUNCH RANCH
-Exotic Animal Dealer
-
-00:42:19.745 --> 00:42:23.581
-- What type of dog is this?
-- This is a tortoise.
-
-00:42:23.666 --> 00:42:26.292
-Is this a cat in a hat?
-
-00:42:26.377 --> 00:42:28.670
-No, it's a tortoise in a shell.
-
-00:42:28.754 --> 00:42:30.505
-Yes.
-
-00:42:30.589 --> 00:42:32.966
-I need animal for protection.
-
-00:42:33.884 --> 00:42:35.260
-What you have for me?
-
-00:43:00.786 --> 00:43:03.329
-We're safe.
-Now we continue to California.
-
-00:43:04.456 --> 00:43:05.540
-High five!
-
-00:43:05.624 --> 00:43:07.333
-Great! Nice.
-
-00:43:22.099 --> 00:43:23.850
-Switch it off.
-
-00:43:23.934 --> 00:43:25.268
-It so annoying!
-
-00:43:41.076 --> 00:43:45.079
-Happy times. We were safe
-and well on our way to Pamela.
-
-00:43:45.414 --> 00:43:47.707
-It was time to get back to work.
-
-00:43:49.501 --> 00:43:54.756
-Kazakhstan needs to learn
-about American fine dining.
-
-00:43:55.966 --> 00:43:57.967
-First, a lady will
-teach you southern manners.
-
-00:43:58.177 --> 00:43:59.469
-How long have I got?
-
-00:43:59.553 --> 00:44:03.556
-An hour. Then you have
-dinner date with high society.
-
-00:44:06.185 --> 00:44:07.852
-Hello and nice meet you.
-
-00:44:07.936 --> 00:44:10.521
-Hello, it's so nice to meet you.
-Welcome to America.
-
-00:44:10.606 --> 00:44:11.856
-KATHIE B. MARTIN
-Etiquette Coach
-
-00:44:11.940 --> 00:44:16.944
-Will you please teach me
-how to dine like gentleman?
-
-00:44:17.529 --> 00:44:19.572
-Of course, I'll be happy to.
-
-00:44:22.117 --> 00:44:24.827
-Is it polite to greet people
-when I make entry?
-
-00:44:24.912 --> 00:44:25.995
-THE MAGNOLIA MANSION
-Dining Society
-
-00:44:26.080 --> 00:44:27.413
-Yes, it is.
-
-00:44:27.498 --> 00:44:30.917
-- Let me introduce you around.
-- Yes.
-
-00:44:31.001 --> 00:44:34.295
-- You're gonna have to...
-- I'm Mike. Mike Jared.
-
-00:44:35.673 --> 00:44:37.924
-Hello, I'm Bethany Weston.
-
-00:44:38.008 --> 00:44:39.258
-- Lovely to see you.
-- Nice.
-
-00:44:39.343 --> 00:44:42.178
-- How you do?
-- How do you do? My name's Ben.
-
-00:44:45.474 --> 00:44:50.603
-Should I pay interest in peoples
-around the table-sides?
-
-00:44:50.938 --> 00:44:52.146
-Yes.
-
-00:44:52.231 --> 00:44:55.692
-And, if it is a big table,
-a very long table,
-
-00:44:55.776 --> 00:44:58.027
-you might want to restrict
-your conversation...
-
-00:44:58.112 --> 00:45:01.364
-- Yes.
-- ...to people right in your vicinity.
-
-00:45:01.448 --> 00:45:03.991
-- Very nice.
-- So you are not yelling.
-
-00:45:08.455 --> 00:45:09.997
-What do you do?
-
-00:45:10.082 --> 00:45:12.875
-- I'm the pastor of a church.
-- Yes.
-
-00:45:12.960 --> 00:45:16.713
-- What do you do?
-- I have spent years in construction.
-
-00:45:16.797 --> 00:45:20.133
-I'm recently retired.
-
-00:45:20.217 --> 00:45:22.677
-- You are retard?
-- Yes.
-
-00:45:22.761 --> 00:45:24.929
-Physical or mental?
-
-00:45:26.181 --> 00:45:29.392
-- Retired.
-- No, no, not retarded.
-
-00:45:29.476 --> 00:45:31.978
-- I don't work anymore.
-- Stopped working.
-
-00:45:32.062 --> 00:45:35.982
-It's very good you allow retard
-
-00:45:36.066 --> 00:45:39.902
-to eat with you in the same place.
-
-00:45:39.987 --> 00:45:43.156
-That's not what
-we're saying about this man.
-
-00:45:43.240 --> 00:45:47.577
-He is not what
-you would refer to as retard.
-
-00:45:48.412 --> 00:45:51.080
-- No.
-- No, no. Not at all.
-
-00:45:51.165 --> 00:45:53.791
-Do you have a telephone in this village?
-
-00:45:54.168 --> 00:45:55.501
-Of course.
-
-00:46:02.509 --> 00:46:04.927
-Should I show photos of my family?
-
-00:46:05.012 --> 00:46:07.847
-You have photos
-of your family? Wonderful.
-
-00:46:09.308 --> 00:46:11.684
-This my favorite son, Huey Lewis.
-
-00:46:12.311 --> 00:46:14.270
-- Okay.
-- Yes.
-
-00:46:14.354 --> 00:46:16.230
-- He looks happy.
-- Yes.
-
-00:46:18.025 --> 00:46:19.817
-He very strong.
-
-00:46:19.902 --> 00:46:23.780
-- My goodness, is that him holding you?
-- Yes. Very strong.
-
-00:46:23.864 --> 00:46:28.534
-He grow three centimeter.
-He now 17 centimeter long.
-
-00:46:30.537 --> 00:46:35.416
-I'm not sure I would show
-these photos of him without clothes on.
-
-00:46:35.501 --> 00:46:39.420
-Should I pay compliments to the peoples?
-
-00:46:39.546 --> 00:46:44.383
-Yes, but only if you truly agree
-with that compliment.
-
-00:46:44.927 --> 00:46:48.513
-You have a very gentle face
-
-00:46:48.597 --> 00:46:52.767
-- and a very erotic physique.
-- Thank you.
-
-00:46:53.185 --> 00:46:54.727
-- You're correct.
-- Yes.
-
-00:46:54.812 --> 00:46:56.729
-That's a very good observation.
-
-00:46:56.814 --> 00:46:58.815
-She is your wife?
-
-00:46:58.899 --> 00:47:00.691
-Nope. That's my wife.
-
-00:47:00.776 --> 00:47:06.697
-In my country,
-they would go crazy for these two.
-
-00:47:06.782 --> 00:47:08.199
-Not so much.
-
-00:47:14.540 --> 00:47:18.084
-What should I say if
-I need to go to the shit hole?
-
-00:47:18.836 --> 00:47:20.878
-You mean to the restroom?
-
-00:47:20.963 --> 00:47:24.507
-- To the place to make the shit.
-- The bathroom? Okay. What you...
-
-00:47:24.591 --> 00:47:26.425
-Not to bath. To make dirt from anus.
-
-00:47:26.510 --> 00:47:29.387
-- Not a bath, right. The toilet.
-- The brown...
-
-00:47:29.471 --> 00:47:32.348
-- Where you make... You understand?
-- Yes. Yes.
-
-00:47:32.432 --> 00:47:34.642
-- Bad? Bad thing from it.
-- Yes.
-
-00:47:36.103 --> 00:47:37.186
-Brown.
-
-00:47:37.271 --> 00:47:41.440
-What you do is you say, "Excuse me,
-I need to go to the restroom."
-
-00:47:42.109 --> 00:47:47.363
-Excuse me, is it possible
-to go and do a, you know...
-
-00:47:47.447 --> 00:47:49.949
-- To be excused?
-- How you say in the, you know...
-
-00:47:50.033 --> 00:47:52.869
-Upstairs. Just say,
-"Excuse me a moment."
-
-00:47:52.995 --> 00:47:56.664
-- I need to go, what you say...
-- That works. Thank you.
-
-00:47:56.748 --> 00:47:59.917
-- Can you go upstairs?
-- Yes, thank you.
-
-00:48:00.002 --> 00:48:05.089
-I think that the cultural differences
-are vast...
-
-00:48:05.173 --> 00:48:08.092
-- Exactly.
-- ...and I think he's a delightful man
-
-00:48:08.176 --> 00:48:14.307
-and it wouldn't take very much time
-for him to really become Americanized.
-
-00:48:14.933 --> 00:48:16.434
-Thank you very much. I feel much better.
-
-00:48:16.518 --> 00:48:18.728
-- Cindy, where shall I put this?
-- Just...
-
-00:48:18.812 --> 00:48:20.897
-Where should I put this?
-
-00:48:25.027 --> 00:48:27.278
-Maybe in the other restroom down here.
-
-00:48:27.362 --> 00:48:28.613
-In the...
-
-00:48:30.032 --> 00:48:33.159
-Excuse me...
-Excuse me for just a moment, please.
-
-00:48:33.911 --> 00:48:37.747
-You roll off like this
-
-00:48:37.831 --> 00:48:41.459
-and you wipe your bottom
-and you put the paper... Look.
-
-00:48:41.585 --> 00:48:43.419
-- You, wipe mine?
-- No, I don't. You do.
-
-00:48:43.503 --> 00:48:47.590
-- This is a very private thing.
-- The host cleans the anus of the other?
-
-00:48:47.674 --> 00:48:51.928
-No, no, no.
-Nobody touches you, except you.
-
-00:48:52.512 --> 00:48:54.722
-Can I bring a guest to dinner?
-
-00:48:55.515 --> 00:48:58.601
-If you have been invited
-to a home or to a party...
-
-00:48:58.685 --> 00:49:02.605
-- Yes.
-- ...it is acceptable to bring a guest
-
-00:49:02.689 --> 00:49:05.733
-- if you ask your host in advance.
-- Yes.
-
-00:49:05.817 --> 00:49:07.944
-General Stonewall Jackson, Robert E. Lee.
-
-00:49:08.028 --> 00:49:12.782
-- I think this my friend. Hello?
-- Hi, I'm looking for Borat.
-
-00:49:12.866 --> 00:49:15.034
-- Yes, it's me.
-- Oh, hi, honey.
-
-00:49:15.202 --> 00:49:18.454
-- I'm Luenell. Hi, hi.
-- Hello, nice to meet you.
-
-00:49:18.538 --> 00:49:20.748
-- This my friend, Luenell.
-- Hi.
-
-00:49:21.416 --> 00:49:23.626
-Oh, okay...
-
-00:49:25.879 --> 00:49:27.630
-You all having a dinner party.
-
-00:49:27.714 --> 00:49:31.509
-Well, we were. I don't know exactly
-what all that we're doing...
-
-00:49:31.593 --> 00:49:35.596
-- It is getting very, very late.
-- Excuse me, I'm going to have to go.
-
-00:49:35.681 --> 00:49:38.391
-- Okay. Very nice.
-- It's getting very, very late
-
-00:49:38.475 --> 00:49:41.644
-and it's time that, you know,
-
-00:49:41.728 --> 00:49:45.314
-we were ending
-our dinner party and everything.
-
-00:49:45.399 --> 00:49:48.317
-- I apologize...
-- But can't she come for desserts?
-
-00:49:48.402 --> 00:49:50.903
-Absolutely not, and neither can you.
-
-00:49:50.988 --> 00:49:53.239
-- The sheriff is on his way.
-- I hope so.
-
-00:49:53.323 --> 00:49:55.074
-I've already called them.
-
-00:49:55.158 --> 00:49:58.202
-Why you call police?
-Have the retard escaped?
-
-00:50:01.623 --> 00:50:05.209
-I want say I very sorry
-how they treat you in this house.
-
-00:50:05.502 --> 00:50:06.836
+00:50:31.599 --> 00:50:32.801
Thank you.
-00:50:07.421 --> 00:50:10.589
-I was thinking
-maybe I'd just take the night off.
+00:50:37.505 --> 00:50:39.607
+Shall we have
+a little bit of fresh air?
-00:50:11.008 --> 00:50:12.842
-Why don't we just go out
-and have some fun?
+00:50:40.776 --> 00:50:41.810
+[music stops]
-00:50:12.926 --> 00:50:15.136
-What do you think about that?
+00:50:44.813 --> 00:50:46.949
+Who the fuck
+are your mates, Brown?
-00:50:15.262 --> 00:50:17.388
-You want to come with us?
+00:50:47.082 --> 00:50:50.786
+No need to get excited, young man.
+We will be gone in a few moments.
-00:50:17.472 --> 00:50:18.723
-Up yours!
+00:50:50.919 --> 00:50:53.488
+No, no, no, you'll be gone before then.
+Get the fuck out now.
-00:50:29.818 --> 00:50:31.736
-Hi! My name Borat.
+00:50:56.659 --> 00:50:58.861
+I can be dangerous if I want to be.
+Get the fuck out now.
-00:50:32.362 --> 00:50:34.280
-- This my friend, Luenell.
-- Hi, Luenell.
+00:50:58.994 --> 00:51:02.765
+Sit down, Power,
+before you get yourself into more trouble.
-00:50:34.364 --> 00:50:36.365
-She is a prostitute.
+00:51:02.898 --> 00:51:05.299
+How d'you know my name? How
+the fuck does he know my name?
-00:50:54.801 --> 00:50:56.844
-You were funny on that bull.
+00:51:05.433 --> 00:51:07.036
+I know all your names.
-00:50:56.928 --> 00:50:59.889
-Everybody almost see your underpants.
+00:51:07.736 --> 00:51:10.973
+Apart from
+that little anomaly.
-00:50:59.973 --> 00:51:02.099
-I never rode a bull before.
+00:51:11.840 --> 00:51:13.809
+I know where
+you went to school.
-00:51:06.146 --> 00:51:10.066
-Well, you wanna...
-You wanna come in for a little while?
+00:51:14.810 --> 00:51:16.779
+I know who your parents are.
-00:51:10.150 --> 00:51:13.235
-I would like very much
+00:51:16.912 --> 00:51:21.449
+And I know you'll suck a
+cock for a five-pound bag.
-00:51:13.320 --> 00:51:16.405
-but I in love with a woman in Malibu.
+00:51:25.520 --> 00:51:26.955
+Now sit.
-00:51:16.490 --> 00:51:19.116
-It would not be nice to her for me to...
+00:51:35.864 --> 00:51:38.867
+Just so we're clear,
+I work for a man,
-00:51:19.201 --> 00:51:23.829
-Okay, well, if you're ever in town again,
-this way, you know, look me up.
+00:51:39.534 --> 00:51:41.170
+a powerful man.
-00:51:24.790 --> 00:51:27.208
-If I ever in town again, Luenell,
+00:51:41.536 --> 00:51:42.503
+Michael Pearson.
-00:51:27.292 --> 00:51:29.960
-I would very much like to pay you for sex.
+00:51:42.638 --> 00:51:44.205
+Ten points to you, Laura.
-00:51:30.045 --> 00:51:31.170
-Okay.
+00:51:44.338 --> 00:51:45.674
+Who's Michael Pearson?
-00:51:32.589 --> 00:51:34.215
-Good night, Luenells.
+00:51:46.041 --> 00:51:49.210
+Friend of her father's.
+Runs London's puff game.
-00:51:34.299 --> 00:51:35.966
-Good night, Borat.
+00:51:49.343 --> 00:51:50.679
+A big dick swinger.
-00:51:44.142 --> 00:51:47.186
-You say my name right. Borat.
+00:51:51.146 --> 00:51:52.513
+What is your name,
+young man?
-00:51:47.270 --> 00:51:49.980
-People say Borak or Billy or Bob.
+00:51:53.481 --> 00:51:55.718
+- Aslan.
+- And where are you from, Aslan?
-00:51:51.650 --> 00:51:52.733
-Bye.
+00:51:55.851 --> 00:51:57.786
+You don't sound like
+one of the natives.
-00:52:04.412 --> 00:52:09.667
-"Pamela is a fairly simple girl,
-she recently explained.
+00:51:58.386 --> 00:51:59.587
+Disneyland.
-00:52:10.293 --> 00:52:14.797
-"'There's not a whole lot of logic
-in the way I live my life.
+00:51:59.722 --> 00:52:01.289
+Sounds about right.
-00:52:14.881 --> 00:52:16.882
-"'I am very spontaneous."'
+00:52:01.824 --> 00:52:03.558
+Well, you are correct.
+He is a big dick swinger.
-00:52:17.884 --> 00:52:19.677
-I'm very spontaneous too.
+00:52:03.692 --> 00:52:06.028
+But I wouldn't want him
+to hear you say that.
-00:52:39.823 --> 00:52:42.449
-I needed a gift to give to Pamela
+00:52:06.161 --> 00:52:09.898
+It's best you forget what he apparently
+does for a living after we depart.
-00:52:42.534 --> 00:52:45.911
-so that she would grant me
-entry into her vagina.
+00:52:10.733 --> 00:52:14.103
+Now, Laura, your father's
+asked us to bring you home.
-00:52:46.454 --> 00:52:51.876
-Therefore, I convinced Azamat to let me
-film a report in an American store.
+00:52:14.235 --> 00:52:15.536
+She's not going anywhere.
-00:52:53.628 --> 00:52:56.922
-Don't spend more than $3.
-We're low on money.
+00:52:24.913 --> 00:52:26.181
+Do you mind if I sit?
-00:52:58.425 --> 00:53:00.676
-This your shops?
+00:52:26.314 --> 00:52:27.548
+Yes.
-00:53:00.760 --> 00:53:02.803
-Right, this is my antique shop.
+00:52:37.525 --> 00:52:42.765
+[sighs] I don't build a joint like
+the Americans and the new school...
-00:53:02.888 --> 00:53:05.931
-Why do you have
-so many things with a flag?
+00:52:43.464 --> 00:52:47.236
+back-strapping, jockstrapping,
+coke-wrapping, and all that bollocks.
-00:53:06.016 --> 00:53:08.142
-We're honoring our heritage.
+00:52:47.770 --> 00:52:50.739
+I like a good old-fashioned
+50-50 mix, me.
-00:53:08.518 --> 00:53:12.188
-Now, what in here? What is this?
+00:52:51.206 --> 00:52:52.674
+That's how we used to play.
-00:53:12.272 --> 00:53:14.148
-These are a number of collectibles.
+00:52:53.274 --> 00:52:55.077
+If there's one thing
+I will never understand,
-00:53:14.232 --> 00:53:17.902
-I mean, this is a lamp that, you know,
-you would use in your home.
+00:52:55.210 --> 00:52:57.311
+it's why you lot
+get addicted to heroin.
-00:53:17.986 --> 00:53:21.572
-This is a Chinese cloisonné bell.
+00:52:57.913 --> 00:53:01.750
+If there's one drug you should not
+chase, it is the dirty dragon.
-00:53:21.656 --> 00:53:25.576
-And this is a little decorative duck.
+00:53:02.651 --> 00:53:04.186
+Did you ever
+give it a spin, Bunny?
-00:53:25.660 --> 00:53:28.746
-And do you think, you know, when they...
+00:53:04.318 --> 00:53:07.156
+No, not me, Ray.
+I don't even puff anymore.
-00:53:32.959 --> 00:53:34.793
-I'm sorry. Wait, wait, wait.
+00:53:07.288 --> 00:53:11.325
+Of course not. Bunny likes the gym.
+You can probably see that.
-00:53:39.716 --> 00:53:41.884
-- We need help, baby.
-- No, it's okay.
+00:53:12.227 --> 00:53:15.164
+- What are you benching these days?
+- Three wheels a side.
-00:53:45.222 --> 00:53:46.472
-I sorry.
+00:53:16.064 --> 00:53:17.266
+What about you, Brown?
-00:53:50.685 --> 00:53:53.479
-Sorry. I will repair all of this.
+00:53:17.699 --> 00:53:20.903
+What about me?
+[stammers] What could I lift?
-00:53:54.147 --> 00:53:58.734
-Don't worry.
-My friend, he can make glue and...
+00:53:21.569 --> 00:53:24.273
+You couldn't lift
+a wheel of cheese, you cunt.
-00:53:58.818 --> 00:54:02.238
-I don't think you're gonna be able to glue
-it. You're gonna have to pay for it.
+00:53:27.743 --> 00:53:28.977
+Now...
-00:54:02.322 --> 00:54:05.241
-Okay, I have a digital watch
-from the future.
+00:53:30.879 --> 00:53:32.781
+if you wanna be naughty,
-00:54:05.325 --> 00:54:08.202
-I will give you.
-Is worth more than all of this.
+00:53:32.915 --> 00:53:35.951
+what happened to a little smoke
+and a poke and a glass of wine,
-00:54:08.286 --> 00:54:10.913
-You broke $425 worth of stuff.
+00:53:36.084 --> 00:53:38.319
+some Barry White,
+candles around the bath
-00:54:11.289 --> 00:54:14.875
-160, 170, 180.
+00:53:38.452 --> 00:53:39.988
+and put your finger
+in the missus?
-00:54:16.169 --> 00:54:18.879
-- That's not enough.
-- Do you want hair...
+00:53:40.789 --> 00:53:42.224
+Who's Barry White?
-00:54:18.964 --> 00:54:20.756
-No, I don't want any damn hair.
+00:53:42.858 --> 00:53:44.293
+[Bunny] Big black geezer.
-00:54:20.840 --> 00:54:23.133
-This is best hair in Kazakhstan.
-Feel the quality.
+00:53:44.425 --> 00:53:45.694
+Sexy voice.
-00:54:23.218 --> 00:54:24.760
-I don't want your damn hair.
+00:53:45.828 --> 00:53:47.629
+I'm... I'm lost.
-00:54:24.844 --> 00:54:28.430
-This is hair from pubis.
-I can get 2,000 bags by next Friday.
+00:53:47.763 --> 00:53:51.465
+Am I in the bath with Barry
+White's finger in my missus?
-00:54:28.515 --> 00:54:31.100
-We don't use that stuff in this country.
+00:53:51.867 --> 00:53:55.971
+Be quiet, Brown. You were lost
+long before Barry White walked in.
-00:54:31.393 --> 00:54:32.977
-Have you offered them pubic hair?
+00:54:07.883 --> 00:54:09.818
+If you lot are unhappy,
-00:54:33.061 --> 00:54:34.770
-Yes!
+00:54:09.952 --> 00:54:12.486
+you should share your thoughts
+with your friends.
-00:54:34.854 --> 00:54:36.855
-Just give me another 20.
+00:54:13.121 --> 00:54:16.357
+Nice friends. Talk it out,
+find a positive solution.
-00:54:37.274 --> 00:54:38.274
-It was a mistake.
+00:54:16.959 --> 00:54:21.029
+But, no,
+all you lot choose squalor.
-00:54:38.358 --> 00:54:39.566
-You screwed up again.
+00:54:21.997 --> 00:54:24.532
+Drowning in
+your liberal white guilt.
-00:54:39.651 --> 00:54:40.901
-I didn't see the truck.
+00:54:25.600 --> 00:54:27.302
+Sorry,
+what am I guilty of?
-00:54:40.986 --> 00:54:43.112
-- I slipped on it and that was it.
-- Only an idiot could do this.
+00:54:27.435 --> 00:54:29.503
+Being a cunt, Brown.
-00:54:43.196 --> 00:54:47.449
-Would you have believed this
-if I had told you? All right. Go. Go. Go.
+00:54:30.839 --> 00:54:32.373
+Being a cunt.
-00:54:53.039 --> 00:54:55.541
-You've ruined this documentary
-and almost bankrupt us.
+00:54:33.842 --> 00:54:35.844
+Anyway, I'm not your shrink.
-00:54:55.625 --> 00:54:58.127
-So call the ministry
-and get more money.
+00:54:35.978 --> 00:54:38.180
+I'm just trying to radiate
+some positive vibes man to man.
-00:54:58.211 --> 00:55:01.297
-What? If I did that,
-they would kill us!
+00:54:38.313 --> 00:54:40.849
+I mean, that's what this puff
+game used to be all about.
-00:55:02.048 --> 00:55:06.343
-California had better be as good
-as you say, or we're finished.
+00:54:44.319 --> 00:54:45.687
+Anyway...
-00:55:27.490 --> 00:55:28.657
-You bastard.
+00:54:47.856 --> 00:54:49.091
+back to you, Laura,
-00:55:29.868 --> 00:55:31.160
-What's the matter with you?
+00:54:49.224 --> 00:54:52.393
+queen in this here
+kingdom of shit.
-00:55:31.244 --> 00:55:34.413
-How dare you make
-hand-party over Pamela.
+00:54:52.995 --> 00:54:56.865
+A single rose
+in a cauldron of thorns.
-00:55:34.497 --> 00:55:37.041
-Why do you care who I
-pleasure myself to?
+00:54:58.599 --> 00:55:00.235
+Are you ready
+to turn the corner?
-00:55:37.125 --> 00:55:39.043
-Because I love this woman.
+00:55:01.236 --> 00:55:03.404
+Open the curtains
+and let the light in?
-00:55:39.127 --> 00:55:42.296
-She's the reason
-we travel to California!
+00:55:03.872 --> 00:55:06.775
+Do your mum and dad a favor
+and try the impossible,
-00:55:42.380 --> 00:55:44.214
+00:55:07.376 --> 00:55:09.211
+make yourself happy.
+
+00:55:15.516 --> 00:55:16.550
+All right.
+
+00:55:17.252 --> 00:55:19.453
+Fucking hell.
+That was easy.
+
+00:55:20.588 --> 00:55:22.190
+All right, fantastic.
+
+00:55:22.324 --> 00:55:23.926
+Well, in that case, Bunny,
+
+00:55:24.059 --> 00:55:26.194
+will you help Laura
+with her things, please?
+
+00:55:26.328 --> 00:55:28.063
+Incoming.
+
+00:55:28.196 --> 00:55:30.098
+It's all right, Bunny.
+I don't really have anything.
+
+00:55:36.570 --> 00:55:38.273
+It's a shithole anyway.
+
+00:55:41.643 --> 00:55:42.978
+Don't go. Please, wait!
+
+00:55:44.079 --> 00:55:45.747
+[grunts]
+
+00:55:45.881 --> 00:55:47.115
+Sit down!
+
+00:55:49.084 --> 00:55:52.154
+Touch me again,
+I'll cut your fucking arm off.
+
+00:55:52.287 --> 00:55:53.822
+[panting]
+
+00:55:55.390 --> 00:55:57.426
+It's all right, Bunny.
+Keep going.
+
+00:55:58.727 --> 00:56:02.097
+I just will not be
+manhandled by a junkie cunt.
+
+00:56:06.401 --> 00:56:10.973
+Dave, keep the kids in
+school for one minute.
+
+00:56:15.377 --> 00:56:17.245
+[boy 1] My man
+probably wants to buy weed.
+
+00:56:17.379 --> 00:56:20.349
+- What, da Loud Pack, boss?
+- [boy 2] Or the Purple Haze then.
+
+00:56:20.481 --> 00:56:22.483
+[boy 3] My man just pulled out
+a donkey choker, bruv.
+
+00:56:22.616 --> 00:56:24.152
+Keep your puff.
+
+00:56:24.820 --> 00:56:28.589
+Buy yourself a sticky book
+and a packet of sweets.
+
+00:56:28.724 --> 00:56:29.825
+[boy 2] All-in!
+
+00:56:31.126 --> 00:56:32.361
+Now, now, now.
+
+00:56:33.462 --> 00:56:34.429
+[Aslan grunts]
+
+00:56:34.562 --> 00:56:36.098
+You cunt.
+
+00:56:36.732 --> 00:56:38.300
+[Brown] Fuck you! [grunts]
+
+00:56:38.433 --> 00:56:41.136
+Hey, that is
+a naughty kettle, bruv.
+
+00:56:41.269 --> 00:56:42.536
+Hey, what's the time,
+Mr. Wolf?
+
+00:56:42.671 --> 00:56:46.641
+It's time for you
+to fuck off, lads.
+
+00:56:46.775 --> 00:56:49.311
+- [Brown coughing]
+- [Power] Fucking hit him, Brown!
+
+00:56:49.444 --> 00:56:51.213
+- [Dave grunts]
+- [Aslan screams]
+
+00:56:52.613 --> 00:56:55.117
+Ah. He's bought you a gun.
+
+00:56:55.250 --> 00:56:57.252
+That's a nice little gift.
+
+00:56:57.386 --> 00:56:59.654
+Five years in prison
+all in one little box.
+
+00:56:59.788 --> 00:57:02.657
+Oh, but that's not a gun,
+dear. That's a paperweight.
+
+00:57:02.791 --> 00:57:06.928
+Course it is, along with a
+family of six baby bullets.
+
+00:57:08.130 --> 00:57:09.664
+Guess we'll have to
+get rid of that.
+
+00:57:10.665 --> 00:57:12.701
+- Hello, Ray.
+- Rosalind.
+
+00:57:13.068 --> 00:57:14.369
+Sorry for the interruption.
+
+00:57:14.503 --> 00:57:16.004
+What do you need, Ray?
+
+00:57:16.138 --> 00:57:18.640
+Laura Pressfield
+has been returned home safely.
+
+00:57:25.380 --> 00:57:26.515
+Good.
+
+00:57:29.051 --> 00:57:30.185
+What else?
+
+00:57:31.219 --> 00:57:33.255
+One of her associates
+had an accident.
+
+00:57:34.622 --> 00:57:37.092
+- Shit.
+- He fell out of a window, boss.
+
+00:57:37.225 --> 00:57:38.559
+What's the time, Mr. Wolf?
+
+00:57:38.693 --> 00:57:42.197
+It's time for you
+to fuck off, lads.
+
+00:57:44.332 --> 00:57:45.566
+[boy 1] Oh, shit.
+
+00:57:45.700 --> 00:57:47.302
+Sounds like
+quite an extreme accident.
+
+00:57:47.436 --> 00:57:49.638
+Yeah, it was more like
+a death, really.
+
+00:57:49.771 --> 00:57:51.139
+[camera shutter clicking]
+
+00:57:51.273 --> 00:57:53.308
+- Oh, shit.
+- [boy 2] Selfie, bruv!
+
+00:57:53.442 --> 00:57:54.575
+So you killed someone?
+
+00:57:55.177 --> 00:57:57.245
+No. It was the gravity
+that killed him.
+
+00:57:58.280 --> 00:57:59.815
+- Who was he?
+- Aslan.
+
+00:57:59.948 --> 00:58:02.250
+Some Russian kid
+with tracks on his arms.
+
+00:58:02.384 --> 00:58:04.152
+Russian kid?
+That doesn't sound good.
+
+00:58:04.286 --> 00:58:05.320
+Anyone see you?
+
+00:58:05.454 --> 00:58:07.122
+Little selfie? Selfie, bruv?
+
+00:58:07.255 --> 00:58:08.423
+[Raymond] Shit.
+
+00:58:08.790 --> 00:58:10.826
+Nothing was recorded.
+We left it clean.
+
+00:58:11.093 --> 00:58:13.462
+- The body?
+- I've dealt with that.
+
+00:58:15.197 --> 00:58:17.732
+- This is not ideal.
+- It is not.
+
+00:58:18.400 --> 00:58:20.936
+[Mickey] You can't be fooled
+by how those junkies dress.
+
+00:58:21.570 --> 00:58:24.706
+- They went to schools, expensive schools.
+- Aslan.
+
+00:58:24.840 --> 00:58:27.275
+[Mickey] Their parents
+have money, lots of money.
+
+00:58:28.443 --> 00:58:30.445
+And money can be a problem.
+
+00:58:31.947 --> 00:58:33.448
+Shit.
+
+00:58:33.582 --> 00:58:36.318
+I bet you told Mickey nothing
+about what happened.
+
+00:58:36.852 --> 00:58:40.055
+You're fishing, Fletcher,
+because you've got no idea.
+
+00:58:40.188 --> 00:58:43.058
+You're right, I am fishing.
+
+00:58:43.191 --> 00:58:47.262
+Look at this. I'm fishing
+in my little baggie.
+
+00:58:48.296 --> 00:58:49.764
+And what have I found?
+
+00:58:51.399 --> 00:58:52.467
+Oh.
+
+00:58:52.601 --> 00:58:54.870
+Thank you.
+Or should I say...
+
+00:58:55.770 --> 00:58:56.805
+spasibo?
+
+00:58:57.172 --> 00:58:58.607
+What's that young man
+doing?
+
+00:58:58.740 --> 00:59:00.575
+Is he looking for
+something on the floor?
+
+00:59:01.076 --> 00:59:02.477
+[Raymond] Frazier.
+
+00:59:03.111 --> 00:59:05.614
+Lads, we're gonna
+need those phones.
+
+00:59:06.281 --> 00:59:08.049
+Hey, run. Move, bruv. Move.
+
+00:59:08.183 --> 00:59:10.452
+Bunny, get him.
+Fucking clean that up.
+
+00:59:10.952 --> 00:59:13.488
+- [boy 2] Come on then, catch me, dickhead.
+- Little cunt.
+
+00:59:13.622 --> 00:59:15.457
+- [camera shutter clicking]
+- [laughing]
+
+00:59:15.590 --> 00:59:18.059
+["Shimmy Ya"
+by El Michels Affair plays]
+
+00:59:23.665 --> 00:59:26.334
+[dogs barking]
+
+00:59:29.938 --> 00:59:32.174
+♪ Shimmy shimmy ya
+Shimmy yam, shimmy yay ♪
+
+00:59:32.307 --> 00:59:34.543
+♪ Gimme the mic
+So I can take it away ♪
+
+00:59:34.676 --> 00:59:37.012
+♪ Shimmy shimmy ya
+Shimmy yam, shimmy yay ♪
+
+00:59:37.913 --> 00:59:39.214
+Wanker!
+
+00:59:42.652 --> 00:59:44.319
+[song fades]
+
+00:59:44.452 --> 00:59:47.222
+What you saying now, fam? Huh?
+Now I've got backup.
+
+00:59:47.355 --> 00:59:48.790
+[indistinct chatter]
+
+00:59:48.924 --> 00:59:51.026
+You couldn't back up
+a phone, you cunt.
+
+00:59:51.393 --> 00:59:53.328
+Bruv, this guy's trying
+to take my phone.
+
+00:59:53.461 --> 00:59:55.897
+- [gang member 1] Fucking do him.
+- [gang member 2] Back the fuck up!
+
+00:59:56.031 --> 00:59:57.232
+How you gonna talk your way
+out of this one, mate?
+
+00:59:57.365 --> 00:59:58.833
+Easy, lads.
+
+01:00:00.168 --> 01:00:03.772
+I'm sure you're all
+roadmen, gangsters,
+
+01:00:03.905 --> 01:00:07.175
+proper naughty boys
+and all that bollocks.
+
+01:00:08.410 --> 01:00:10.612
+But I come in peace.
+
+01:00:10.745 --> 01:00:12.247
+[dog growling]
+
+01:00:12.380 --> 01:00:15.417
+I'm not trying to steal it.
+I'm trying to buy it.
+
+01:00:16.751 --> 01:00:19.588
+For good money.
+Honest money.
+
+01:00:20.755 --> 01:00:22.490
+Yeah? What, this phone?
+
+01:00:25.026 --> 01:00:27.762
+- How much?
+- A full bag.
+
+01:00:28.664 --> 01:00:32.400
+Then I'll be gone,
+like the darkness at dawn.
+
+01:00:33.235 --> 01:00:36.204
+How about you give us that bag
+and be gone anyway?
+
+01:00:43.211 --> 01:00:45.080
+Stop fucking around, cunt.
+
+01:00:47.515 --> 01:00:51.419
+Give me the phone
+and take the money.
+
+01:00:52.053 --> 01:00:54.222
+Drop the fucking money
+and run, boy.
+
+01:00:54.956 --> 01:00:56.758
+[dog barking]
+
+01:01:01.763 --> 01:01:02.797
+Right.
+
+01:01:04.734 --> 01:01:07.637
+- [gang member 1] Fuck!
+- [gang member 2] Move, move, move!
+
+01:01:09.371 --> 01:01:10.472
+Now...
+
+01:01:11.906 --> 01:01:16.444
+put the phone on the ground.
+
+01:01:25.620 --> 01:01:27.956
+- Ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta.
+- ["Shimmy Ya" plays]
+
+01:01:28.089 --> 01:01:32.327
+♪ Wu-tang, Wu-tang
+Wu-tang, Wu-tang ♪
+
+01:01:32.460 --> 01:01:36.398
+♪ Wu-tang, Wu-tang, Wu-tang ♪
+
+01:01:36.531 --> 01:01:38.133
+[song fades]
+
+01:01:38.266 --> 01:01:40.902
+- [boy] Fucking prick.
+- What are you doing, Dave?
+
+01:01:41.269 --> 01:01:44.439
+- [Dave] It's on him somewhere.
+- I'm trying. Just give me a second. Fuck.
+
+01:01:44.640 --> 01:01:45.607
+[boy grunts]
+
+01:01:45.741 --> 01:01:46.908
+[Fletcher] Ray?
+
+01:01:47.275 --> 01:01:49.477
+Can I use your toilet?
+Just a pee-pee?
+
+01:01:53.214 --> 01:01:55.517
+Fletcher, shoes off inside.
+
+01:01:55.651 --> 01:01:57.552
+Leave them by the door.
+
+01:01:57.687 --> 01:01:59.187
+Yes, Mommy.
+
+01:01:59.321 --> 01:02:01.022
+["Shimmy Ya" plays]
+
+01:02:01.156 --> 01:02:03.191
+Come on, bruv.
+Where's your pace, brother?
+
+01:02:03.626 --> 01:02:05.193
+You can do better than that.
+[laughs]
+
+01:02:05.327 --> 01:02:06.528
+Wanker.
+
+01:02:07.195 --> 01:02:09.331
+[Raymond] Come on, Bunny,
+stop fucking about.
+
+01:02:09.998 --> 01:02:12.500
+Look at you sweat, bruv.
+[laughs]
+
+01:02:12.635 --> 01:02:14.804
+Nearly there.
+Nearly there. Nearly there.
+
+01:02:14.936 --> 01:02:17.539
+[laughs] Lift those legs up.
+Come on, bro.
+
+01:02:17.673 --> 01:02:19.474
+You should have brought
+your running shoes today, bro.
+
+01:02:19.607 --> 01:02:20.842
+Trying out for the Olympics,
+are we?
+
+01:02:21.176 --> 01:02:23.578
+It's fucking Usain Bolt.
+Come on, Usain.
+
+01:02:23.945 --> 01:02:25.681
+[groans, grunts]
+
+01:02:25.815 --> 01:02:27.482
+[song ends]
+
+01:02:29.617 --> 01:02:31.219
+[women shouting, faint]
+
+01:02:32.187 --> 01:02:35.023
+[pants, groans]
+
+01:02:36.424 --> 01:02:37.459
+Phone.
+
+01:02:38.794 --> 01:02:41.229
+[camera shutter clicking]
+
+01:02:41.363 --> 01:02:43.298
+[sirens blaring in distance]
+
+01:02:44.032 --> 01:02:45.066
+[exhales]
+
+01:02:46.702 --> 01:02:48.036
+Sorry about that.
+
+01:02:50.605 --> 01:02:52.006
+Can I go home now?
+
+01:02:52.140 --> 01:02:54.943
+Course you can, darling.
+Course you can.
+
+01:02:55.477 --> 01:02:56.712
+[toilet flushes]
+
+01:03:03.985 --> 01:03:06.287
+[clock ticking]
+
+01:03:09.859 --> 01:03:11.459
+[clock chimes]
+
+01:03:15.865 --> 01:03:17.031
+Is there a problem here, Ray?
+
+01:03:17.165 --> 01:03:18.466
+I don't know.
+
+01:03:19.601 --> 01:03:21.202
+Is there a problem here,
+Fletcher?
+
+01:03:22.103 --> 01:03:23.905
+I see no problem at all.
+
+01:03:25.775 --> 01:03:27.542
+I forgot to wash my hands.
+
+01:03:29.244 --> 01:03:30.713
+Next time call first.
+
+01:03:30.846 --> 01:03:32.247
+Sorry, guv.
+
+01:03:33.749 --> 01:03:35.583
+And you haven't
+heard a whisper?
+
+01:03:35.718 --> 01:03:37.585
+How can so much bush go missing
+and nobody know nothing?
+
+01:03:37.720 --> 01:03:40.088
+[man over phone] Ah,
+I've heard nothing, Coach, honestly.
+
+01:03:40.221 --> 01:03:42.056
+Nothing on the street.
+But you know what?
+
+01:03:42.190 --> 01:03:44.058
+There is this geezer
+called Mickey Pearson.
+
+01:03:44.192 --> 01:03:46.261
+- Who the fuck is Mickey Pearson?
+- Ah, you know him.
+
+01:03:46.394 --> 01:03:48.296
+He runs the bush game.
+He's a horrible cunt.
+
+01:03:48.430 --> 01:03:50.465
+You don't wanna
+step on his toes.
+
+01:03:50.598 --> 01:03:52.701
+But there's no way your lads
+jimmied their way into his car,
+
+01:03:52.835 --> 01:03:54.469
+so I wouldn't concern yourself
+with that.
+
+01:03:54.602 --> 01:03:56.271
+All right, you know
+where to find me, Chasa.
+
+01:03:56.404 --> 01:03:57.640
+Keep your ear to the ground.
+
+01:03:57.773 --> 01:03:59.374
+Primetime, in you get.
+
+01:03:59.507 --> 01:04:00.975
+[Primetime exhaling]
+
+01:04:01.109 --> 01:04:02.310
+Ernie.
+
+01:04:03.478 --> 01:04:04.946
+Did you get
+that Chinese fella's name?
+
+01:04:05.079 --> 01:04:06.181
+- Phuc.
+- What?
+
+01:04:06.314 --> 01:04:07.949
+Phuc, like "fuck" with a "Ph."
+
+01:04:08.082 --> 01:04:10.418
+Don't get street with me, Ernie.
+Where does he live?
+
+01:04:10.552 --> 01:04:12.688
+- Posh part of Croydon.
+- Drop the rope.
+
+01:04:12.822 --> 01:04:14.456
+There is no posh part
+of Croydon.
+
+01:04:14.890 --> 01:04:18.661
+- It's comparative, innit?
+- Oi, Ernie, what are you doing?
+
+01:04:18.794 --> 01:04:20.295
+Why aren't you training,
+you black cunt?
+
+01:04:20.830 --> 01:04:22.096
+I'm on my own here.
+
+01:04:24.265 --> 01:04:25.701
+Did he just call me
+a black cunt?
+
+01:04:26.134 --> 01:04:28.637
+- Yes, he did.
+- He can't do that. That's racist.
+
+01:04:28.771 --> 01:04:31.573
+But, you are black and you are a
+cunt, Ernie. Those are the facts.
+
+01:04:31.707 --> 01:04:33.575
+I don't think Primetime cares
+what race you run in.
+
+01:04:34.209 --> 01:04:36.679
+The fact that I'm black has nothing
+to do with the fact I'm a cunt.
+
+01:04:36.812 --> 01:04:39.013
+He didn't say black people
+were cunts, Ernie.
+
+01:04:39.147 --> 01:04:41.149
+He was being specific to you.
+One has nothing to do with the other.
+
+01:04:41.282 --> 01:04:42.852
+And I'd go a step further,
+if I'm not mistaken,
+
+01:04:42.984 --> 01:04:44.986
+and say it was a term
+of familiar affection.
+
+01:04:45.119 --> 01:04:47.790
+Primetime's a Gypsy.
+I wouldn't call him a pikey cunt.
+
+01:04:47.923 --> 01:04:49.925
+Why not? He might be
+very understanding.
+
+01:04:50.058 --> 01:04:51.493
+Only if it comes from
+a place of love, of course.
+
+01:04:51.627 --> 01:04:53.261
+Now, back to
+the issue at hand.
+
+01:04:53.394 --> 01:04:55.497
+I need that Chinese
+geezer's address, okay?
+
+01:04:55.631 --> 01:04:57.198
+You'll have it
+by the morning, Coach.
+
+01:04:57.332 --> 01:04:59.167
+- Good lad.
+- And, Coach...
+
+01:04:59.300 --> 01:05:00.870
+- What?
+- I've got some good news.
+
+01:05:01.002 --> 01:05:03.338
+- What?
+- I found out whose weed we took.
+
+01:05:05.206 --> 01:05:07.175
+And now
+you fucking tell me!
+
+01:05:08.109 --> 01:05:09.511
+Did I say stop?
+
+01:05:11.012 --> 01:05:13.682
+Ernie, this is not
+the fucking time
+
+01:05:13.816 --> 01:05:15.918
+to keep your cards
+close to your chest.
+
+01:05:17.018 --> 01:05:19.087
+Just tell me his name
+isn't Mickey Pearson.
+
+01:05:19.220 --> 01:05:21.322
+Blimey, Coach,
+are you a Gypsy too?
+
+01:05:21.456 --> 01:05:23.091
+You been reading tea leaves,
+got a crystal ball?
+
+01:05:23.224 --> 01:05:25.360
+That is not good news,
+Ernie.
+
+01:05:25.493 --> 01:05:29.063
+Mickey Pearson is terrible news in the
+face of a violent and expensive debt.
+
+01:05:29.197 --> 01:05:31.232
+[man speaking on TV, faint]
+
+01:05:38.106 --> 01:05:39.541
+[Coach] I'm here
+to see your boss.
+
+01:05:40.074 --> 01:05:41.744
+[door opens]
+
+01:05:46.649 --> 01:05:48.082
+Feel free to talk.
+
+01:05:48.717 --> 01:05:50.686
+I gather you're the
+consigliere of the outfit
+
+01:05:50.819 --> 01:05:53.488
+that my boys were stupid
+enough to fuck around with.
+
+01:05:54.723 --> 01:05:58.359
+On that note, I'd like to extend
+my apologies on their behalf.
+
+01:05:59.127 --> 01:06:00.729
+My boys, they're naive,
+
+01:06:01.296 --> 01:06:03.331
+they've had hard lives and they're
+just starting to come good,
+
+01:06:03.464 --> 01:06:06.367
+but they're my lads,
+my responsibility,
+
+01:06:06.735 --> 01:06:08.904
+so it's me that should be
+accountable for their actions.
+
+01:06:09.437 --> 01:06:13.107
+Now, I can return your goods,
+but I can't return the inconvenience,
+
+01:06:13.241 --> 01:06:15.310
+the time,
+the fucking headache.
+
+01:06:16.210 --> 01:06:21.316
+And so I offer you my loyalty,
+my word, my time,
+
+01:06:21.750 --> 01:06:23.618
+until that debt is settled.
+
+01:06:26.187 --> 01:06:30.291
+I'll make amends,
+but just leave me lads alone.
+
+01:06:32.360 --> 01:06:35.698
+First of all, I'm gonna need to know
+how your lads got the information
+
+01:06:35.831 --> 01:06:37.800
+about where our farm
+was sited,
+
+01:06:38.199 --> 01:06:39.969
+'cause that's not
+common knowledge.
+
+01:06:41.169 --> 01:06:45.373
+Once we've overcome that little
+challenge, then we can talk.
+
+01:06:47.508 --> 01:06:49.645
+Well, I can do
+better than that.
+
+01:06:49.778 --> 01:06:52.213
+[man panting]
+
+01:06:57.151 --> 01:07:00.588
+His name is Phuc, but it's spelled with
+a "Ph," so it sounds like "fu-uck."
+
+01:07:02.691 --> 01:07:04.258
+So it's Phu-uc?
+
+01:07:04.392 --> 01:07:06.461
What?
-You lied to me!
+Yeah, something like that.
-00:55:44.299 --> 00:55:46.175
-You lied about California!
+01:07:06.594 --> 01:07:10.431
+Anyway, he's the kid that gave us
+the skunk farm job. Do you know him?
-00:56:42.732 --> 00:56:45.984
-Eat my asshole!
+01:07:10.565 --> 01:07:13.468
+Yeah, we've met before,
+haven't we, Phu-uc... Phuc?
-00:57:18.351 --> 00:57:20.060
-Holy...
+01:07:13.601 --> 01:07:14.670
+That's the one.
+Phu-uc?
-00:57:21.229 --> 00:57:22.354
-Okay.
+01:07:14.803 --> 01:07:16.805
+- Phuc.
+- Phuc.
-00:57:47.547 --> 00:57:49.673
-We have a special guest here this evening.
-Ruth Feiner is here.
+01:07:18.306 --> 01:07:19.440
+All right.
-00:57:49.757 --> 00:57:51.258
-MORTGAGE BROKERS
-ANNUAL BANQUET
+01:07:19.942 --> 01:07:21.644
+Don't do anything stupid, now,
+son, right?
-00:58:17.285 --> 00:58:19.328
-Get the fuck out of here!
+01:07:22.276 --> 01:07:24.479
+[gasping]
-00:58:29.422 --> 00:58:32.049
-So bad news.
+01:07:24.612 --> 01:07:26.214
+How did you know
+the location?
-00:58:33.092 --> 00:58:35.594
-Azamat have leave.
+01:07:26.347 --> 01:07:27.850
+I need my inhaler.
+[gasps]
-00:58:37.096 --> 00:58:39.598
-I wake up, he disappear
+01:07:27.983 --> 01:07:29.384
+Yeah, in a minute.
-00:58:39.682 --> 00:58:44.436
-and he take Oxana, my bear.
+01:07:30.019 --> 01:07:33.154
+I need you to tell me how you
+knew the location of our farm.
-00:58:44.979 --> 00:58:46.271
-Our bear.
+01:07:34.355 --> 01:07:37.826
+I've been trailing you for months.
+Dry Eye was given the address.
-00:58:47.273 --> 00:58:50.108
-And he also decide to take all money
+01:07:38.794 --> 01:07:41.262
+[panting] I can't breathe!
+I need it, please.
-00:58:50.193 --> 00:58:52.444
-and also my passport.
+01:07:41.396 --> 01:07:44.298
+All right, Phuc.
+Calm the fu-uck down.
-00:58:56.241 --> 00:59:01.370
-And he leave me
+01:07:44.800 --> 01:07:46.167
+[groans]
-00:59:01.454 --> 00:59:05.290
-only this bag, with a hen
+01:07:46.835 --> 01:07:49.437
+Right, here, steady yourself.
+For fuck's sake.
-00:59:07.794 --> 00:59:14.299
-and ticket to Kazakhstan.
+01:07:51.406 --> 01:07:52.808
+Sort him out.
-00:59:15.552 --> 00:59:17.135
-But no passport.
+01:07:53.441 --> 01:07:55.144
+- [Phuc coughs]
+- [Coach] All right.
-00:59:19.347 --> 00:59:23.016
-But at least he is
+01:07:55.276 --> 01:07:56.477
+[coughing]
-00:59:23.101 --> 00:59:25.644
-man enough to leave me
+01:07:56.611 --> 01:07:57.846
+Here, here, look at me.
-00:59:32.151 --> 00:59:33.777
-my beautiful.
+01:07:58.513 --> 01:07:59.782
+- You all right?
+- Yeah.
-00:59:35.738 --> 00:59:39.825
-Which I have cleaned since last night.
+01:07:59.915 --> 01:08:01.549
+- Where's your inhaler?
+- There.
-00:59:43.329 --> 00:59:47.457
-And I have decide to
+01:08:03.118 --> 01:08:05.319
+- Right, here, take a blim.
+- [inhales]
-00:59:47.542 --> 00:59:49.835
-continue making documentary.
+01:08:05.453 --> 01:08:09.091
+Now, good boy. There you go, son.
+You all right?
-00:59:50.837 --> 00:59:53.589
-Make it without Azamat.
+01:08:12.027 --> 01:08:13.062
+Fuck!
-00:59:53.673 --> 00:59:55.424
-I think it will be better
+01:08:14.163 --> 01:08:15.229
+No, stop, don't!
-00:59:55.508 --> 00:59:58.969
-and we will have more success
-without him.
+01:08:15.363 --> 01:08:16.665
+[Phuc screams]
-01:00:35.131 --> 01:00:38.175
-I only want 17 cents, please.
+01:08:16.799 --> 01:08:18.667
+[Phuc panting]
-01:01:03.493 --> 01:01:07.496
-I had no car, no money and no Azamat.
+01:08:23.038 --> 01:08:26.041
+Fuck's sake, Ray. You need
+to invest in some parachutes.
-01:01:07.580 --> 01:01:09.539
-The only thing keep me going
+01:08:26.474 --> 01:08:28.177
+There's a pattern
+emerging here.
-01:01:09.624 --> 01:01:13.585
-was my dream of one day
-holding Pamela in my arms
+01:08:28.309 --> 01:08:29.678
+I'm sorry, boss.
-01:01:13.670 --> 01:01:16.963
-and then making romance explosion
-on her stomach.
+01:08:29.812 --> 01:08:31.914
+And who's this
+jumping Phuc boy, anyway?
-01:01:24.931 --> 01:01:29.309
-Eventually, I managed to hike a hitchings
-with group of young scholars
+01:08:32.047 --> 01:08:34.549
+- It's Dry Eye's man.
+- You mean Lord George's man.
-01:01:29.394 --> 01:01:31.645
-also traveling across country.
+01:08:35.084 --> 01:08:38.619
+It could just be Dry Eye's doing.
+He's been getting bold lately.
-01:01:32.772 --> 01:01:34.690
-FRATERNITY BROTHERS
-Univ. of S. Carolina
+01:08:38.754 --> 01:08:42.091
+Yeah. Well,
+they still all work for Lord George.
-01:01:34.774 --> 01:01:38.026
-- How you doing? How you doing?
-- Where the fuck are you from, baby?
+01:08:43.291 --> 01:08:44.993
+I'm gonna take care
+of this one myself.
-01:01:38.111 --> 01:01:39.611
-I am from Kazakhstan.
+01:08:45.127 --> 01:08:47.062
+- [sizzling]
+- [dishes clanking]
-01:01:40.113 --> 01:01:42.656
-- Welcome to fucking America!
-- Hey, have a seat. Let's go.
+01:08:47.196 --> 01:08:49.230
+[people chattering in Chinese]
-01:01:42.740 --> 01:01:45.367
-- What's your name?
-- Anthony.
+01:08:59.174 --> 01:09:01.710
+[announcer speaking Chinese]
-01:01:45.451 --> 01:01:46.868
-- Anthony?
-- Yes.
+01:09:03.846 --> 01:09:05.681
+[announcer
+continues in Chinese]
-01:01:46.953 --> 01:01:48.704
-- Anthony.
-- And Justin.
+01:09:05.814 --> 01:09:07.515
+- [door opens]
+- [chimes jingle]
-01:01:48.788 --> 01:01:51.707
-- Justin.
-- And David.
+01:09:13.055 --> 01:09:14.156
+Lord George.
-01:01:51.791 --> 01:01:53.166
-- David.
-- Bartender Dave.
+01:09:14.757 --> 01:09:16.125
+Mr. Pearson.
-01:01:53.251 --> 01:01:54.710
-Very nice.
+01:09:17.592 --> 01:09:19.094
+And to what do I owe?
-01:01:54.794 --> 01:01:57.379
-- Can you open this, please?
-- Oh, sure.
+01:09:27.970 --> 01:09:29.171
+[sighs]
-01:01:59.340 --> 01:02:01.675
+01:09:30.939 --> 01:09:32.007
+What you watching?
+
+01:09:33.307 --> 01:09:34.810
+I'm watching the telly.
+
+01:09:35.376 --> 01:09:37.112
+What you watching
+on the telly?
+
+01:09:37.246 --> 01:09:39.748
+I'm watching
+the horse racing.
+
+01:09:40.215 --> 01:09:43.652
+Live satellite
+from Hong Kong.
+
+01:09:44.619 --> 01:09:46.221
+My only vice.
+
+01:09:46.354 --> 01:09:48.724
+Well, that's not
+strictly true, is it?
+
+01:09:49.224 --> 01:09:50.893
+Meaning?
+
+01:09:51.026 --> 01:09:54.495
+Meaning I've always taken vice
+to be the definition
+
+01:09:54.630 --> 01:09:57.598
+of any criminal activity
+or wicked behavior
+
+01:09:57.733 --> 01:10:00.501
+involving prostitution,
+pornography or drugs,
+
+01:10:00.636 --> 01:10:02.905
+so, no...
+
+01:10:03.972 --> 01:10:07.276
+racing is definitely not
+your only vice, your lordship.
+
+01:10:07.408 --> 01:10:10.344
+I'd say you're eyebrows deep
+in every vice known to man.
+
+01:10:10.478 --> 01:10:12.580
+- There is a difference.
+- Being?
+
+01:10:13.215 --> 01:10:19.554
+I facilitate. I don't participate
+in any of the aforementioned vices.
+
+01:10:22.124 --> 01:10:23.225
+What about tea?
+
+01:10:32.701 --> 01:10:33.869
+[sighs]
+
+01:10:34.002 --> 01:10:35.369
+What about tea?
+
+01:10:35.503 --> 01:10:38.640
+Well, that too is a vice.
+
+01:10:39.641 --> 01:10:41.509
+Caffeine is a drug,
+don't you know?
+
+01:10:41.643 --> 01:10:45.479
+So is that what you're here
+to talk to me about? Tea?
+
+01:10:45.613 --> 01:10:49.417
+Sweet Mary Jane is my vice
+of choice, as you well know.
+
+01:10:49.852 --> 01:10:53.121
+Of course, I'm addicted to
+selling it, not consuming it.
+
+01:10:53.487 --> 01:10:56.725
+I specifically chose
+to deal in marijuana.
+
+01:10:57.159 --> 01:10:59.061
+Sure, I could see
+there was more to be made
+
+01:10:59.194 --> 01:11:02.798
+in shifting the white or the brown
+powder, as you so chose,
+
+01:11:02.931 --> 01:11:07.468
+but, you see, my jam,
+it doesn't kill anyone,
+
+01:11:07.870 --> 01:11:09.570
+and I like that.
+
+01:11:11.974 --> 01:11:13.642
+While your poison...
+
+01:11:14.810 --> 01:11:19.447
+is and always has been
+a destroyer of worlds.
+
+01:11:27.656 --> 01:11:32.728
+So, yes, your facilitation is
+most definitely participation.
+
+01:11:42.905 --> 01:11:45.941
+But I'm not here to give you a
+sermon on situational ethics.
+
+01:11:46.540 --> 01:11:49.344
+So why the fuck
+are you here?
+
+01:11:49.477 --> 01:11:50.779
+[stomach gurgling]
+
+01:11:53.315 --> 01:11:54.615
+[gags]
+
+01:11:56.218 --> 01:11:57.252
+[groans]
+
+01:12:06.560 --> 01:12:08.596
+You're starting a war
+with me, George,
+
+01:12:08.730 --> 01:12:10.431
+and I'm trying to moonwalk
+with elegance here,
+
+01:12:10.564 --> 01:12:12.466
+but I'm finding it
+very fucking difficult.
+
+01:12:12.600 --> 01:12:14.136
+[Lord Pressfield] Laura!
+
+01:12:14.269 --> 01:12:15.938
+[Lord George]
+I don't fuck around with puff.
+
+01:12:16.071 --> 01:12:18.106
+You send your man Dry Eye
+around my place
+
+01:12:18.240 --> 01:12:20.075
+to see if he can buy
+my business for a few beans.
+
+01:12:20.208 --> 01:12:21.276
+Laura!
+
+01:12:23.477 --> 01:12:25.347
+[Mickey] You didn't
+think I'd find out?
+
+01:12:25.479 --> 01:12:27.349
+Having me followed
+for months?
+
+01:12:28.616 --> 01:12:30.919
+- [Lord George choking]
+- Yeah. You crossed the line,
+
+01:12:31.053 --> 01:12:32.620
+and that comes
+with a price.
+
+01:12:33.221 --> 01:12:35.157
+You raided
+one of my locations.
+
+01:12:35.891 --> 01:12:37.659
+You know the rules,
+George.
+
+01:12:38.459 --> 01:12:39.962
+What the fuck
+were you thinking?
+
+01:12:40.095 --> 01:12:41.930
+You raided one of
+my locations.
+
+01:12:42.064 --> 01:12:43.932
+What the fuck
+were you thinking?
+
+01:12:44.299 --> 01:12:46.335
+What the fuck
+were you thinking, George?
+
+01:12:57.478 --> 01:12:58.512
+[exhales]
+
+01:13:00.082 --> 01:13:02.451
+[sobbing]
+
+01:13:11.626 --> 01:13:13.128
+[breathing heavily]
+
+01:13:13.261 --> 01:13:14.663
+[exhales]
+
+01:13:15.596 --> 01:13:18.300
+[Lord George chokes, gasps]
+
+01:13:22.603 --> 01:13:25.707
+Should you
+try and undermine me,
+
+01:13:26.441 --> 01:13:29.177
+or should you attempt
+to threaten my position again,
+
+01:13:29.311 --> 01:13:31.913
+I will be forced to accept
+your call to arms.
+
+01:13:32.047 --> 01:13:33.248
+Do you understand?
+
+01:13:33.382 --> 01:13:34.916
+[breathing heavily]
+
+01:13:35.717 --> 01:13:36.818
+Good.
+
+01:13:38.186 --> 01:13:41.857
+Now, I can see you're feeling
+somewhat under the weather.
+
+01:13:42.357 --> 01:13:44.059
+That's because
+I spiked your tea
+
+01:13:44.192 --> 01:13:46.995
+with a nasty little parasitic
+genus called shigella.
+
+01:13:47.829 --> 01:13:51.333
+Left unattended, you will shit yourself
+to death before the sun doth set.
+
+01:13:53.101 --> 01:13:55.070
+I suggest taking
+two of these fizzy biscuits.
+
+01:13:57.538 --> 01:13:59.241
+You'll be fine
+in an hour or two,
+
+01:13:59.841 --> 01:14:02.144
+long enough to consider
+your past indiscretions.
+
+01:14:08.050 --> 01:14:11.753
+And, George, if I can get to
+you in your own kitchen...
+
+01:14:13.388 --> 01:14:14.489
+I can get to you anywhere.
+
+01:14:22.697 --> 01:14:25.367
+- Did you do it?
+- Do what?
+
+01:14:25.500 --> 01:14:27.969
+Did you raid
+Mickey Pearson's farm?
+
+01:14:28.103 --> 01:14:32.207
+- No.
+- So you're telling me that Phuc did this behind your back.
+
+01:14:33.075 --> 01:14:35.844
+Well, let's just say this.
+He didn't do it in front of it.
+
+01:14:36.610 --> 01:14:37.712
+He did it
+without my blessing.
+
+01:14:37.846 --> 01:14:39.414
+But you did go behind my back
+
+01:14:39.548 --> 01:14:41.316
+and offer to buy his business.
+
+01:14:43.351 --> 01:14:45.987
+Yeah. Yeah, I did.
+
+01:14:48.423 --> 01:14:50.659
+Now, let me warn you
+the way you warn me.
+
+01:14:51.592 --> 01:14:55.464
+There comes a point where
+the young succeed the old.
+
+01:14:56.565 --> 01:14:57.732
+Don't push me.
+
+01:15:02.237 --> 01:15:03.872
+There are some things
+I don't know about.
+
+01:15:04.005 --> 01:15:07.109
+Something between Dry Eye
+and Lord George.
+
+01:15:07.242 --> 01:15:12.547
+Now, whatever it was,
+someone killed Lord George.
+
+01:15:13.014 --> 01:15:17.452
+Anyone else might think
+that was you or Mickey.
+
+01:15:19.921 --> 01:15:22.057
+Shall we continue
+with our little story?
+
+01:15:23.725 --> 01:15:25.794
+Does that arouse
+your interest, Raymond?
+
+01:15:26.428 --> 01:15:27.929
+[Raymond]
+So Matthew knows Dry Eye.
+
+01:15:29.264 --> 01:15:31.299
+- So what?
+- Well, yes, I agree.
+
+01:15:31.433 --> 01:15:32.801
+Perhaps they were
+just meeting up
+
+01:15:32.934 --> 01:15:34.536
+to talk about holidaying
+in the Maldives
+
+01:15:34.669 --> 01:15:38.507
+or the long-term implications
+of leaving the EU.
+
+01:15:38.640 --> 01:15:43.512
+But I filmed it, had it lip-read,
+translated and transcribed.
+
+01:15:43.645 --> 01:15:46.615
+Rather like the classic
+1974 film The Conversation,
+
+01:15:46.748 --> 01:15:49.117
+starring Gene Hackman
+and John Cazale.
+
+01:15:49.251 --> 01:15:52.554
+You know, Coppola slipped that
+one out between the Godfathers.
+
+01:15:53.121 --> 01:15:55.457
+It wasn't really for me.
+It's a bit boring, to be honest.
+
+01:15:55.590 --> 01:16:00.595
+Now, can I just say, that Matthew,
+he's quite something, isn't he?
+
+01:16:00.729 --> 01:16:02.697
+He's not
+your average American.
+
+01:16:02.831 --> 01:16:06.134
+He's a Mr. International.
+Even speaks a bit of Cantonese.
+
+01:16:06.268 --> 01:16:11.641
+Come here. You play Dry Eye
+and I shall be Matthew.
+
+01:16:13.241 --> 01:16:14.442
+Come on.
+
+01:16:19.114 --> 01:16:21.883
+All right. [sighs]
+
+01:16:23.118 --> 01:16:24.786
+Try and get it in time
+with his lips, all right?
+
+01:16:24.920 --> 01:16:26.521
+- Yeah, yeah.
+- Ready?
+
+01:16:27.622 --> 01:16:28.823
+Roll camera. Action.
+
+01:16:28.957 --> 01:16:30.825
+[crowd cheering]
+
+01:16:37.332 --> 01:16:39.501
+[camera beeps, clicks]
+
+01:16:39.635 --> 01:16:42.037
+[muffled chattering]
+
+01:16:42.170 --> 01:16:44.539
+[Raymond] There was an incident.
+Lord George...
+
+01:16:44.674 --> 01:16:45.774
+[Fletcher]
+Fuck's sake, Raymond.
+
+01:16:45.907 --> 01:16:47.442
+It's a bit fucking wooden.
+
+01:16:47.576 --> 01:16:49.444
+Put something into it,
+you know, a bit of welly.
+
+01:16:49.978 --> 01:16:51.413
+And action.
+
+01:16:51.546 --> 01:16:52.914
+There was an incident.
+
+01:16:53.048 --> 01:16:54.716
+Lord George
+didn't come through it.
+
+01:16:54.849 --> 01:16:56.418
+Didn't come through it?
+
+01:16:56.551 --> 01:16:58.920
+The last thing you need to do
+is attract any octopus.
+
+01:16:59.054 --> 01:17:00.355
+Octopus?
+
+01:17:01.623 --> 01:17:04.392
+What does that mean?
+It's not a very good translation.
+
+01:17:04.526 --> 01:17:06.094
+No, there's nothing wrong
+with the translation.
+
+01:17:06.228 --> 01:17:07.896
+Matthew's not that fluent.
+And it's Cantonese.
+
+01:17:08.029 --> 01:17:09.564
+Just go with it
+and fill in the blanks.
+
+01:17:09.699 --> 01:17:11.032
+And action.
+
+01:17:11.667 --> 01:17:13.735
+[Raymond] It's all on Michael.
+He's to blame.
+
+01:17:14.502 --> 01:17:15.904
+[Fletcher]
+That is not a smart move.
+
+01:17:16.037 --> 01:17:18.006
+Don't tell me
+what a smart move is.
+
+01:17:18.139 --> 01:17:19.274
+[Fletcher]
+I beg for your pardon.
+
+01:17:19.407 --> 01:17:21.109
+You heard me
+perfectly well.
+
+01:17:21.243 --> 01:17:23.778
+There will be repercussions
+for Michael's actions.
+
+01:17:23.912 --> 01:17:25.547
+You think you're
+running things, do you?
+
+01:17:26.047 --> 01:17:27.949
+Don't stroke my mouse hair.
+
+01:17:29.217 --> 01:17:32.320
+- What does "mouse hair" mean?
+- Yeah, I think what he means is don't jeopardize my deal,
+
+01:17:32.454 --> 01:17:34.289
+but I admit that one's
+a bit of a googly.
+
+01:17:34.422 --> 01:17:36.091
+Then Matthew loses it a bit
+
+01:17:36.224 --> 01:17:38.560
+and his translation goes
+completely out of the window.
+
+01:17:38.694 --> 01:17:41.496
+Something about springtime
+and sweaters.
+
+01:17:41.631 --> 01:17:43.131
+I think what he means
+is he's upset.
+
+01:17:43.265 --> 01:17:44.634
+And then Dry Eye
+says something,
+
+01:17:44.766 --> 01:17:46.268
+but some cunt
+moved in front of me,
+
+01:17:46.401 --> 01:17:47.737
+so I didn't get that
+either.
+
+01:17:47.869 --> 01:17:49.938
+Your Cantonese
+is dog shit,
+
+01:17:50.071 --> 01:17:51.139
+so I'm gonna say this
+in English
+
+01:17:51.273 --> 01:17:52.307
+and I'm gonna say it once,
+
+01:17:52.440 --> 01:17:54.142
+so listen to me,
+Rubenstein.
+
+01:17:56.712 --> 01:17:58.446
+This is how
+it's gonna play out.
+
+01:17:59.814 --> 01:18:01.483
+You're gonna
+back the fuck off...
+
+01:18:02.450 --> 01:18:04.152
+and I'm gonna
+take it all.
+
+01:18:05.453 --> 01:18:08.189
+And you will pay me
+my respect.
+
+01:18:09.291 --> 01:18:11.526
+[Fletcher] And there you have it.
+That's all I've got.
+
+01:18:11.661 --> 01:18:14.496
+Sorry. Show's over.
+
+01:18:14.630 --> 01:18:17.299
+But I think
+it's quite clear
+
+01:18:17.432 --> 01:18:19.868
+that they're not just
+mah-jongg partners, are they?
+
+01:18:20.435 --> 01:18:21.503
+Mm?
+
+01:18:29.077 --> 01:18:31.513
+Not all of that
+was clear, Fletcher.
+
+01:18:31.647 --> 01:18:33.281
+I mean,
+according to you,
+
+01:18:33.415 --> 01:18:35.751
+we already know Matthew
+wants to buy Michael out.
+
+01:18:36.786 --> 01:18:40.255
+- So why is that news?
+- Oh, don't you worry, my darling.
+
+01:18:40.388 --> 01:18:42.190
+We are gonna
+come to the news.
+
+01:18:42.891 --> 01:18:45.593
+I'm approaching my climax.
+
+01:18:46.561 --> 01:18:48.930
+[chattering]
+
+01:18:52.300 --> 01:18:53.601
+Dry Eye.
+
+01:18:54.135 --> 01:18:57.439
+I trust you will make
+Michael Pearson pay for this.
+
+01:18:58.306 --> 01:19:00.275
+You are
+the dragon head now.
+
+01:19:00.408 --> 01:19:02.177
+Solidify your position.
+
+01:19:03.646 --> 01:19:04.979
+It will be done, Uncle.
+
+01:19:06.081 --> 01:19:08.950
+[Fletcher] So Dry Eye got the upgrade
+he was after, didn't he, Raymond?
+
+01:19:09.084 --> 01:19:11.519
+The question is,
+what was he gonna do with it
+
+01:19:11.654 --> 01:19:13.656
+now that he's
+Billy Big Bollocks?
+
+01:19:13.789 --> 01:19:15.390
+Give me ten minutes,
+Ray.
+
+01:19:16.524 --> 01:19:17.559
+Boss.
+
+01:19:29.170 --> 01:19:31.339
+["Cumberland Gap"
+by David Rawlings plays]
+
+01:19:31.473 --> 01:19:32.808
+Hello, Ros.
+
+01:19:32.941 --> 01:19:34.943
+It's date night tonight,
+
+01:19:35.076 --> 01:19:37.847
+9:00 p.m., you and I,
+River Cafe.
+
+01:19:37.979 --> 01:19:40.248
+Nine o'clock? I'll be there.
+
+01:19:40.783 --> 01:19:41.950
+[door opens]
+
+01:19:44.052 --> 01:19:45.620
+We're closed.
+
+01:19:45.755 --> 01:19:46.888
+[man] Hang up.
+
+01:19:48.724 --> 01:19:49.759
+No.
+
+01:19:50.325 --> 01:19:51.426
+[man]
+Hang the fucking phone up.
+
+01:19:51.559 --> 01:19:52.594
+Who's there?
+
+01:19:54.562 --> 01:19:56.097
+Ros, who's there?
+
+01:19:56.431 --> 01:19:57.599
+What you doing here,
+Dry Eye?
+
+01:19:57.733 --> 01:19:58.734
+[gunshot]
+
+01:19:59.200 --> 01:20:00.135
+[body thuds]
+
+01:20:00.268 --> 01:20:01.469
+[chuckles]
+
+01:20:01.603 --> 01:20:03.438
+It's warming up now,
+isn't it?
+
+01:20:03.571 --> 01:20:07.275
+At this point, I'm guessing
+that you didn't even know
+
+01:20:07.409 --> 01:20:09.444
+that Lord George
+was dead yet,
+
+01:20:09.577 --> 01:20:11.946
+let alone
+what Dry Eye was up to.
+
+01:20:12.080 --> 01:20:14.549
+Hello, Dry Eye.
+What do you want?
+
+01:20:15.350 --> 01:20:16.384
+[phone beeps]
+
+01:20:17.986 --> 01:20:19.387
+[sighs]
+
+01:20:26.961 --> 01:20:28.062
+Fancy a boiled sweet?
+
+01:20:28.731 --> 01:20:31.266
+- No.
+- Suit yourself.
+
+01:20:39.574 --> 01:20:40.910
+Who the fuck was he?
+
+01:20:41.409 --> 01:20:43.211
+[Fletcher] I'm not exactly
+sure what happened next,
+
+01:20:43.344 --> 01:20:45.781
+because you two managed
+to give me the slip.
+
+01:20:45.915 --> 01:20:47.949
+They got Rosalind.
+Call Roger.
+
+01:20:49.617 --> 01:20:51.821
+Oh, goody. Another bottle.
+[chuckles]
+
+01:20:51.953 --> 01:20:54.088
+Hold on. You were there?
+
+01:20:54.222 --> 01:20:56.324
+[camera shutter clicking]
+
+01:20:56.792 --> 01:20:58.828
+Yeah.
+Of course I was there.
+
+01:20:59.561 --> 01:21:02.932
+He's not picking up. Maybe you
+should put your seat belt on.
+
+01:21:04.098 --> 01:21:06.100
+Yeah, let me call Rosalind.
+Let me do it.
+
+01:21:06.401 --> 01:21:07.469
+[car horn honks]
+
+01:21:07.602 --> 01:21:09.772
+I got it.
+Just watch the road.
+
+01:21:10.605 --> 01:21:12.440
+- [phone ringing]
+- Now, Rosalind, don't be alarmed,
+
+01:21:12.574 --> 01:21:14.275
+but you're gonna
+come with me
+
+01:21:14.409 --> 01:21:16.645
+until I can resolve all these
+issues with your husband.
+
+01:21:17.412 --> 01:21:18.814
+I'm not going anywhere.
+
+01:21:19.614 --> 01:21:21.483
+She's not picking up.
+It's just ringing.
+
+01:21:21.616 --> 01:21:24.419
+- Fuck.
+- We could just slow down a little bit.
+
+01:21:26.254 --> 01:21:27.622
+Fuck!
+
+01:21:35.631 --> 01:21:36.665
+[gasps]
+
+01:21:42.337 --> 01:21:43.973
+[Dry Eye]
+You know how it works.
+
+01:21:44.673 --> 01:21:48.176
+You either come with me or Tony
+here is gonna make you come with me.
+
+01:21:48.309 --> 01:21:51.012
+You're in my office
+under my roof.
+
+01:21:51.145 --> 01:21:52.915
+It's not your position
+for Tony to do anything
+
+01:21:53.047 --> 01:21:55.383
+other than to fuck off back
+from whence he came.
+
+01:21:55.517 --> 01:21:57.151
+- [Tony chuckles]
+- Tony.
+
+01:21:59.320 --> 01:22:01.724
+What's that?
+Is that a paperweight?
+
+01:22:01.857 --> 01:22:05.360
+Funny you should say that. Turns out
+anything with weight can be a paperweight.
+
+01:22:05.493 --> 01:22:07.663
+- What are you gonna do with it?
+- Well, that's up to you, isn't it?
+
+01:22:07.796 --> 01:22:10.164
+Either you do as I tell
+you to and use the door,
+
+01:22:10.298 --> 01:22:12.701
+or I'm gonna shoot fat Tony
+right between the eyes.
+
+01:22:12.835 --> 01:22:14.837
+You see, this gun's
+only got two bullets,
+
+01:22:14.970 --> 01:22:17.405
+so I'm not gonna fuck about
+illustrating its significance.
+
+01:22:17.539 --> 01:22:19.274
+You're gonna have to
+trust me on that.
+
+01:22:19.407 --> 01:22:21.209
+The alternative
+is a little bit absolute.
+
+01:22:22.477 --> 01:22:24.379
+I'm gonna have
+to check your grammar on that.
+
+01:22:24.847 --> 01:22:27.016
+It can't be
+just a little bit absolute.
+
+01:22:27.148 --> 01:22:29.617
+It either is or it isn't.
+
+01:22:29.752 --> 01:22:32.855
+Whatever it is,
+I've lost my patience.
+
+01:22:32.988 --> 01:22:36.859
+I'm telling you, I will squeeze this
+trigger and Tony will be no more.
+
+01:22:36.992 --> 01:22:38.861
+- Tony.
+- [Tony exhales]
+
+01:22:40.228 --> 01:22:42.765
+Listen to me, cunt.
+You take one step forward,
+
+01:22:42.898 --> 01:22:44.733
+it'll be the last fucking
+step you ever take.
+
+01:22:44.867 --> 01:22:46.234
+Tony, get on it.
+
+01:22:47.135 --> 01:22:48.169
+[gasps]
+
+01:23:05.020 --> 01:23:06.354
+[grunts]
+
+01:23:12.427 --> 01:23:13.929
+[panting]
+
+01:23:21.569 --> 01:23:22.972
+I fucking dare you.
+
+01:23:25.674 --> 01:23:26.775
+Just calm down.
+
+01:23:27.876 --> 01:23:28.911
+I'm leaving.
+
+01:23:36.584 --> 01:23:38.053
+I guess that's
+your two bullets, eh?
+
+01:23:39.021 --> 01:23:40.321
+Rosalind!
+
+01:23:40.622 --> 01:23:41.623
+[Dry Eye shouts]
+
+01:23:41.757 --> 01:23:44.125
+[both grunting]
+
+01:23:54.268 --> 01:23:55.638
+Rosalind!
+
+01:23:57.171 --> 01:23:58.874
+[Dry Eye grunts]
+
+01:24:02.143 --> 01:24:03.846
+Stay fucking still!
+
+01:24:11.120 --> 01:24:12.054
+Hello, babe.
+
+01:24:12.186 --> 01:24:13.354
+[gasps]
+
+01:24:14.589 --> 01:24:16.624
+[panting]
+
+01:24:17.592 --> 01:24:19.293
+[shuddered breathing]
+
+01:24:24.867 --> 01:24:26.334
+[body thuds]
+
+01:24:28.937 --> 01:24:30.005
+Hello, love.
+
+01:24:30.673 --> 01:24:32.908
+[Raymond] So you're
+basing your whole crescendo
+
+01:24:33.441 --> 01:24:35.077
+on a figment
+of your imagination.
+
+01:24:35.209 --> 01:24:38.981
+I'm basing my whole crescendo
+on the sum of its parts.
+
+01:24:39.114 --> 01:24:41.349
+A few minor details aside,
+I wouldn't have any trouble at all
+
+01:24:41.482 --> 01:24:45.453
+selling this juicy peach
+of a drama to Big Dave.
+
+01:24:45.586 --> 01:24:47.488
+He'd cream
+his fucking panties.
+
+01:24:47.622 --> 01:24:50.291
+You're too smart to be
+blackmailing us, Fletcher.
+
+01:24:50.425 --> 01:24:53.128
+Yes, yes, and obviously I've
+taken precautionary measures.
+
+01:24:53.428 --> 01:24:56.832
+[chuckles] You can do all kinds of
+horrible things to me if you want.
+
+01:24:57.331 --> 01:24:59.134
+I might even enjoy them.
+
+01:24:59.267 --> 01:25:01.870
+But you'd have to leave the
+country and never come back.
+
+01:25:02.004 --> 01:25:03.972
+So is that the story over
+now, Fletcher?
+
+01:25:04.106 --> 01:25:07.810
+All this, this whole buildup,
+was leading to this next part.
+
+01:25:07.943 --> 01:25:11.180
+This is the news that
+you were asking about before.
+
+01:25:11.312 --> 01:25:12.748
+Ready?
+
+01:25:13.347 --> 01:25:14.382
+Matthew.
+
+01:25:15.216 --> 01:25:17.019
+He's gonna need some people
+to run his business here
+
+01:25:17.152 --> 01:25:19.054
+when he buys it
+from Michael, right?
+
+01:25:19.188 --> 01:25:21.990
+He's gonna need a reliable pair of
+hands, someone like you.
+
+01:25:22.124 --> 01:25:24.093
+Hmm. So why didn't he
+ask you, Raymond?
+
+01:25:24.225 --> 01:25:26.594
+I don't know.
+It's none of my business.
+
+01:25:26.729 --> 01:25:28.262
+Because, I'll tell you,
+
+01:25:28.897 --> 01:25:31.399
+he already had someone
+earmarked for the role.
+
+01:25:32.201 --> 01:25:35.336
+Dry Eye.
+He promised Dry Eye the job,
+
+01:25:35.470 --> 01:25:39.240
+but only if Dry Eye helped drive
+down the price of Mickey's business.
+
+01:25:39.373 --> 01:25:43.746
+You see, it was Matthew who told Dry
+Eye the location of Mickey's farm,
+
+01:25:43.879 --> 01:25:46.247
+so he could steal
+his white widow super cheese
+
+01:25:46.380 --> 01:25:48.650
+to cause ripples
+and reduce the market value.
+
+01:25:48.784 --> 01:25:51.452
+And that is why Phuc,
+in turn,
+
+01:25:51.586 --> 01:25:55.824
+got those juice-swilling,
+acne-backed muscle Marys to do the job.
+
+01:25:55.958 --> 01:25:57.826
+It was Matthew
+
+01:25:57.960 --> 01:26:00.729
+who set this whole
+train of events off.
+
+01:26:01.529 --> 01:26:03.799
+But what he did not
+plan on, you see...
+
+01:26:03.932 --> 01:26:05.634
+Fuck you,
+you old cunt!
+
+01:26:05.768 --> 01:26:07.069
+I'll piss on your grave.
+
+01:26:09.738 --> 01:26:11.339
+...was Dry Eye...
+
+01:26:13.242 --> 01:26:14.475
+killing Lord George.
+
+01:26:15.944 --> 01:26:19.580
+Now, Dry Eye does not want to be
+subservient to Matthew anymore.
+
+01:26:19.715 --> 01:26:21.116
+Doesn't wanna be
+subservient to anyone.
+
+01:26:21.250 --> 01:26:23.018
+This is how
+it's gonna play out.
+
+01:26:23.152 --> 01:26:24.418
+[crowd cheering,
+applauding]
+
+01:26:24.552 --> 01:26:26.354
+You're gonna
+back the fuck off
+
+01:26:26.889 --> 01:26:28.857
+and I'm gonna
+take it all.
+
+01:26:28.991 --> 01:26:32.694
+Dry Eye likes the smell of
+power and does not like Matthew.
+
+01:26:32.828 --> 01:26:37.199
+So, the little dragon needed a gentle
+reminder of who was really running things.
+
+01:26:37.331 --> 01:26:39.367
+You've been in this paddling
+pool for two minutes.
+
+01:26:39.500 --> 01:26:42.336
+I've been swimming in the ocean
+with the sharks for 20 years.
+
+01:26:42.470 --> 01:26:45.040
+I'll tell you
+how this plays out.
+
+01:26:45.774 --> 01:26:47.276
+You will drown...
+
+01:26:48.409 --> 01:26:51.146
+and then my Mossad crabs
+will eat you.
+
+01:26:51.280 --> 01:26:56.151
+And this, my love, is why I want
+my hard-earned 20 million pounds.
+
+01:26:56.285 --> 01:27:02.323
+Because not only do I know exactly
+how Mickey's business operates,
+
+01:27:02.456 --> 01:27:06.762
+but I also know that the very
+man he's trying to sell it to
+
+01:27:06.895 --> 01:27:09.530
+is trying to force him
+into selling it on the cheap
+
+01:27:09.665 --> 01:27:12.600
+and has indirectly
+started a war.
+
+01:27:13.302 --> 01:27:16.638
+So, you see, I think you should be
+calling me your trusted consigliere,
+
+01:27:17.605 --> 01:27:19.141
+or your spy
+behind the lines,
+
+01:27:19.274 --> 01:27:23.278
+your intellectual
+reconnaissance, if you prefer.
+
+01:27:24.780 --> 01:27:26.181
+I'm impressed.
+
+01:27:27.415 --> 01:27:29.617
+You certainly know
+more than I do.
+
+01:27:29.751 --> 01:27:32.486
+I'm impressed not only
+by your information,
+
+01:27:32.620 --> 01:27:34.723
+but by your imagination.
+
+01:27:35.489 --> 01:27:36.725
Thank you very much.
-01:02:01.759 --> 01:02:05.887
-So you like the bitches out there
-in the fucking old Russia, there?
+01:27:39.328 --> 01:27:41.129
+So you've got 72 hours.
-01:02:06.139 --> 01:02:07.723
-- What?
-- The bitches in old Russia.
+01:27:42.164 --> 01:27:45.366
+And I would just reiterate
+that if anything happens to me,
-01:02:07.807 --> 01:02:09.474
-How are the women?
+01:27:45.499 --> 01:27:47.836
+I do have my insurance policy
+in place.
-01:02:09.559 --> 01:02:12.686
-The fucking ho's, baby! The fucking girls!
+01:27:48.303 --> 01:27:51.073
+Everything will go to Big Dave,
+and from him to the public,
-01:02:12.770 --> 01:02:14.563
-- You fuck the shit out of them!
-- Yes!
+01:27:51.206 --> 01:27:53.175
+and you, my love,
+will go to Mars.
-01:02:14.647 --> 01:02:16.022
-Then you never call them again.
+01:27:53.308 --> 01:27:56.377
+So, strong recommendation,
+just pay up
-01:02:16.107 --> 01:02:19.818
-Why you don't call them? Because
-they do not have a telephone, yes?
+01:27:56.510 --> 01:28:02.050
+and watch me recede into the
+sunset blowing kisses, yes?
-01:02:19.902 --> 01:02:21.361
-No, not because of that.
+01:28:05.087 --> 01:28:09.258
+Well, then, time to use the
+door, you black bastard.
-01:02:21.446 --> 01:02:24.030
-They don't have my respect, you know?
-I mean...
+01:28:09.390 --> 01:28:11.727
+Well, that's just silly, isn't
+it, 'cause I'm not black.
-01:02:24.115 --> 01:02:26.783
-So, what are you doing here in America?
+01:28:11.860 --> 01:28:14.730
+No, but your fucking soul is,
+you dark cunt.
-01:02:26.868 --> 01:02:31.621
-They film me travel across U.S. and A.
+01:28:16.932 --> 01:28:20.035
+Now, out of my house,
+'cause I'm going to bed.
-01:02:31.706 --> 01:02:35.208
-I don't know what you're saying, man,
-but that's cool!
+01:28:22.536 --> 01:28:24.039
+Can I come with you?
-01:02:35.293 --> 01:02:36.918
-Let's get drunk!
+01:28:25.406 --> 01:28:29.443
+No, but you can go smoke the exhaust
+pipe in the back of your hearse.
-01:02:37.503 --> 01:02:39.296
-- Yes! High five!
-- High five!
+01:28:31.113 --> 01:28:32.546
+I might come anyway.
-01:02:43.634 --> 01:02:45.719
-This is America in a bottle.
+01:28:34.116 --> 01:28:36.752
+You'll just hear me
+scratching about in the dark,
-01:02:47.263 --> 01:02:51.016
-- Oh, baby!
-- Oh, baby!
+01:28:37.451 --> 01:28:39.221
+wanking into a hanky.
-01:02:51.100 --> 01:02:53.935
-- Borat, let me hear it. Oh, baby!
-- Oh, the baby!
+01:28:44.425 --> 01:28:46.962
+All right, so, 20 million.
-01:02:54.020 --> 01:02:56.021
-Suck, suck, suck!
+01:28:48.096 --> 01:28:49.998
+You've got 72 hours,
+starting now.
-01:03:01.694 --> 01:03:03.612
-Let me tell you game we play.
+01:28:50.933 --> 01:28:53.601
+Ticktock, ticktock.
-01:03:03.696 --> 01:03:05.280
-Can I hear a game you play?
+01:28:55.137 --> 01:28:56.371
+And I'm gone.
-01:03:05.364 --> 01:03:09.075
-We play a game called
-"When the snake eat the pig."
+01:28:59.408 --> 01:29:00.943
+Ticktock.
-01:03:09.160 --> 01:03:12.162
-- When the snake eat the huh?
-- The snake eat the pig.
+01:29:04.947 --> 01:29:06.648
+Ticktock.
-01:03:12.246 --> 01:03:15.540
-- You get a baby mouse, very small...
-- Baby mouse?
+01:29:06.782 --> 01:29:10.218
+[door opens, closes]
-01:03:15.625 --> 01:03:22.255
-...and you put a bit of cheese
-in hole of your chram, until it go inside.
+01:29:11.920 --> 01:29:14.957
+[phone dialing, ringing]
-01:03:22.340 --> 01:03:23.757
-That is too crazy for me.
+01:29:15.290 --> 01:29:16.258
+[line clicks]
-01:03:23.841 --> 01:03:26.593
-I'll do it.
-I don't give a fuck, I'll do it.
+01:29:16.391 --> 01:29:18.060
+[Raymond] He's just left.
-01:03:26.677 --> 01:03:28.887
-Let me ask you this.
+01:29:18.193 --> 01:29:19.795
+He thinks he's very clever.
-01:03:30.056 --> 01:03:33.183
-Are woman...
-Are women your slaves in Russia?
+01:29:20.561 --> 01:29:21.997
+Start with Big Dave.
-01:03:33.726 --> 01:03:35.894
-No. Do you have slaves here?
+01:29:27.202 --> 01:29:29.304
+Now, you keep this
+between you and me, Hammy,
-01:03:35.978 --> 01:03:37.729
-- We wish. We wish.
-- No slaves.
+01:29:29.438 --> 01:29:32.007
+but Fletcher's been in touch.
+He says he's got what we need.
-01:03:37.814 --> 01:03:40.023
-- It is a shame.
-- Hey, Borat.
+01:29:32.140 --> 01:29:34.608
+Careful, boss. Fletcher's ass
+belongs to the highest bidder.
-01:03:40.107 --> 01:03:41.191
-Big shame. Big shame.
+01:29:34.743 --> 01:29:36.610
+Yeah.
+He says he wants 150 grand.
-01:03:41.275 --> 01:03:42.776
-It would be better country if...
+01:29:36.745 --> 01:29:39.114
+But if it's proper, it's worth
+a whole week's exclusive.
-01:03:42.860 --> 01:03:45.695
-Yes, it'd be better country.
-We should have slaves.
+01:29:39.247 --> 01:29:40.514
+Well, what does he
+have exactly?
-01:03:45.780 --> 01:03:49.032
-Our country, the minorities
-actually have more power.
+01:29:40.649 --> 01:29:42.084
+He was just
+tickling me nuts,
-01:03:49.116 --> 01:03:53.703
-Anyone that is minority
-has the upper hand.
+01:29:42.217 --> 01:29:43.517
+but he says
+he wants to meet Saturday.
-01:03:53.788 --> 01:03:58.041
-We have the Jews. We have anybody
-that's against the mainstream.
+01:29:43.652 --> 01:29:44.753
+So keep it free.
-01:03:58.125 --> 01:04:01.002
-- Do you want to see my new wife?
-- Yes!
+01:29:44.886 --> 01:29:47.022
+[phone: musical ringtone]
-01:04:01.087 --> 01:04:02.796
-This my new wife.
+01:29:47.155 --> 01:29:48.522
+Yeah, pronto.
-01:04:03.965 --> 01:04:05.882
-- Pamela!
-- You know her?
+01:29:55.563 --> 01:29:58.200
+Oi, you can't park there,
+mate. Move the van.
-01:04:05.967 --> 01:04:07.592
-Pamela! I know of Pamela.
+01:29:58.333 --> 01:30:00.469
+Don't worry, friend.
+We'll be gone in a minute.
-01:04:07.677 --> 01:04:10.136
-I will take her virgin for the first time.
+01:30:00.601 --> 01:30:02.804
+We're not a newspaper.
+We're a blood sport.
-01:04:10.221 --> 01:04:12.973
-- I am going to put this shit on.
-- Put it on.
+01:30:02.938 --> 01:30:04.572
+Oi, Russ. Move the van.
-01:04:13.057 --> 01:04:15.225
-Borat, Borat. We have a lot to talk about.
+01:30:04.706 --> 01:30:06.241
+I'm on it, boss.
-01:04:15.309 --> 01:04:17.435
-I will take her virgin. I will uncork her.
+01:30:07.042 --> 01:30:08.677
+Move it. Now.
-01:04:17.520 --> 01:04:20.647
-Borat, Borat. She is no virgin, Borat.
+01:30:09.478 --> 01:30:12.580
+- I said in a minute.
+- Oi, spunk bubble.
-01:04:20.731 --> 01:04:22.732
-- Is not true.
-- She is no virgin, buddy.
+01:30:12.714 --> 01:30:14.649
+Get rid of
+the fucking van.
-01:04:22.817 --> 01:04:26.152
-Is not true. Liar!
-Liar, liar, your panties on fire.
+01:30:14.783 --> 01:30:15.817
+[van door closes]
-01:04:26.237 --> 01:04:27.779
-Borat, shut up.
+01:30:19.888 --> 01:30:23.225
+I'm warning you,
+Russ does karate.
-01:04:28.781 --> 01:04:31.992
-Small Jacuzzi on a fucking small yacht.
+01:30:27.829 --> 01:30:31.099
+Careful, boys.
+Russ does karate.
-01:04:32.076 --> 01:04:33.451
-What she do?
+01:30:32.533 --> 01:30:34.936
+Russ, if you know
+what's good for you,
-01:04:34.453 --> 01:04:37.038
-- She's sucking some dick, man.
-- You see her sucking dick?
+01:30:35.070 --> 01:30:37.039
+get in the car now.
-01:04:37.123 --> 01:04:38.415
-This is not her.
+01:30:38.073 --> 01:30:39.107
+[exhales]
-01:04:38.499 --> 01:04:42.544
-I guarantee you that shit's gonna happen.
-Don't worry about it.
+01:30:40.509 --> 01:30:43.577
+Sorry, boss.
+I'm only a blue belt.
-01:04:42.628 --> 01:04:45.589
-- That's her, Borat. Sorry.
-- Borat, that's her.
+01:30:45.080 --> 01:30:46.515
+You melt.
-01:04:45.673 --> 01:04:47.173
-This is not her.
+01:30:48.050 --> 01:30:51.386
+Now what? We're making
+a YouTube movie? Eh?
-01:04:47.258 --> 01:04:48.884
-It's her. I'm sorry.
+01:30:52.087 --> 01:30:53.355
+Break dancing?
-01:04:48.968 --> 01:04:51.219
-- I'm sure it's her.
-- I go.
+01:30:54.189 --> 01:30:57.426
+I'm warning you.
+I'm fucking powerful.
-01:04:51.304 --> 01:04:53.221
-- No, no, no.
-- Titty bar.
+01:30:57.558 --> 01:31:00.695
+We know all that. Why don't you tell
+us all about it in the back of the van?
-01:04:53.306 --> 01:04:55.098
-Come here.
+01:31:00.829 --> 01:31:03.865
+[muttering] I'm not going.
+I'm not fucking... No!
-01:04:55.182 --> 01:04:56.933
-You're my man. You're my man.
+01:31:03.999 --> 01:31:05.867
+[muttering] No.
-01:04:57.018 --> 01:04:59.686
-I do not know why she is trying to do this.
+01:31:06.001 --> 01:31:07.669
+[Ernie] Get him in there.
-01:04:59.770 --> 01:05:01.605
-Come on, Borat. Stay with us, buddy.
+01:31:10.472 --> 01:31:11.740
+Unbelievable.
-01:05:01.689 --> 01:05:05.275
-We love you. We'll remember you always.
-Like I taught you.
+01:31:16.678 --> 01:31:18.113
+Well, well, well.
-01:05:05.359 --> 01:05:08.028
-Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey.
+01:31:19.848 --> 01:31:21.550
+- [sighs]
+- [grunts]
-01:05:08.112 --> 01:05:10.655
-You're in America now. You'll make it.
+01:31:21.683 --> 01:31:23.752
+You're all right, Big Dave.
+You're in safe hands now.
-01:05:10.740 --> 01:05:12.407
-You... You keep going, okay?
+01:31:23.885 --> 01:31:26.620
+- No need to panic, okay?
+- Who are you?
-01:05:12.491 --> 01:05:15.452
-You are bigger than a woman.
-You are better than a woman.
+01:31:26.755 --> 01:31:28.589
+Don't worry about that
+right now.
-01:05:15.536 --> 01:05:16.912
-We will always be behind you.
+01:31:29.758 --> 01:31:31.259
+Look... [panting]
-01:05:16.996 --> 01:05:20.290
-- Do not let a woman ever, ever...
-- We'll always be...
+01:31:31.393 --> 01:31:33.028
+Look, whatever's
+gone on here,
-01:05:21.334 --> 01:05:23.001
-...make you who you are.
+01:31:33.161 --> 01:31:34.729
+I just need
+to get back to work.
-01:05:23.085 --> 01:05:25.003
-- Goodbye, my friends.
-- Goodbye.
+01:31:34.863 --> 01:31:36.765
+If you let me go,
+I'll just forget all about it.
-01:06:04.919 --> 01:06:06.252
-My ticket.
+01:31:36.898 --> 01:31:39.868
+I'll have you back to work
+in short order, my friend.
-01:06:11.217 --> 01:06:14.219
-How will I get home?
+01:31:40.001 --> 01:31:41.303
+Now, I believe
+you're a reporter.
-01:06:23.562 --> 01:06:25.271
-I sorry, my friend.
+01:31:42.737 --> 01:31:44.605
+And there's something
+I wanna report to you.
-01:06:34.949 --> 01:06:35.991
-Go.
+01:31:44.739 --> 01:31:46.775
+Now, it seems for
+this brief moment in time
-01:06:37.034 --> 01:06:38.076
-Go.
+01:31:46.908 --> 01:31:49.111
+I've found my way
+into the film business,
-01:06:39.954 --> 01:06:41.496
-Run to freedom.
+01:31:49.244 --> 01:31:53.949
+and last night I made a film with
+an impressively sized farmyard pig.
-01:06:42.456 --> 01:06:45.125
-Go! Go and live your life!
+01:31:57.953 --> 01:32:00.422
+Morning, sir.
+Two cups of tea.
-01:07:36.427 --> 01:07:37.761
-Come on!
+01:32:00.555 --> 01:32:03.091
+One with sugar, one without.
-01:07:39.930 --> 01:07:42.057
-It is good to be here.
+01:32:03.225 --> 01:32:05.193
+All right, lads,
+go on, give us a minute.
-01:07:42.141 --> 01:07:43.516
-CHARLES "CHIP" PICKERING
-U.S. Congressman
+01:32:06.061 --> 01:32:07.629
+[snorting]
-01:07:43.601 --> 01:07:47.479
-This is my 10th Pentecostal camp meeting.
-A decade.
+01:32:08.063 --> 01:32:09.998
+[Coach] There are some wet
+wipes there over your shoulder.
-01:07:48.564 --> 01:07:51.649
-The bottom line is,
-we're a Christian nation now,
+01:32:10.132 --> 01:32:12.534
+Your clothes are neatly folded
+there on the bench.
-01:07:51.734 --> 01:07:52.901
-JIM SMITH
-Chief Justice, State Supreme Court
+01:32:12.667 --> 01:32:16.304
+Now, in due course, you're gonna
+press the space bar on this computer
-01:07:52.985 --> 01:07:54.903
-we were one in the beginning
+01:32:16.438 --> 01:32:19.941
+and you're gonna witness your
+participation in said film.
-01:07:54.987 --> 01:07:59.449
-and we gonna always be a Christian
-nation until the good Lord returns. Amen.
+01:32:20.075 --> 01:32:23.478
+Now, that little drug we
+gave you last night really...
-01:08:01.577 --> 01:08:04.454
-I didn't evolve out of a monkey.
+01:32:25.147 --> 01:32:26.882
+loosened up
+your inhibitions, man.
-01:08:04.538 --> 01:08:07.749
-I didn't use to be a tadpole.
-I is what I is.
+01:32:27.616 --> 01:32:31.119
+The only thing you'll need to do to
+stop this little creative expression
-01:08:07.833 --> 01:08:09.417
-Praise you, Jesus.
+01:32:31.253 --> 01:32:33.722
+from becoming
+a social media sensation
-01:08:09.502 --> 01:08:13.588
-The Bible says that God
-was manifest in the flesh
+01:32:33.855 --> 01:32:36.691
+is lose any interest you have
+in the future of Mickey Pearson.
-01:08:13.672 --> 01:08:15.715
-and believed on in the world.
+01:32:38.093 --> 01:32:39.995
+I'm gonna leave you now
+to clean yourself up.
-01:08:15.800 --> 01:08:19.844
-I got good news. Jesus is God in the flesh.
+01:32:41.930 --> 01:32:43.532
+Space bar, yeah?
+Have a hot drink as well.
-01:08:26.852 --> 01:08:30.146
-I don't care what the devil's done to you
-or what he's trying to do.
+01:32:43.665 --> 01:32:45.700
+It might make you feel
+a little bit better.
-01:08:30.231 --> 01:08:32.816
-All you gotta do
-is step out of that aisle now
+01:32:45.834 --> 01:32:47.569
+It was a fucking rough night
+for you.
-01:08:32.900 --> 01:08:34.943
-and make your way down to this altar.
+01:32:49.371 --> 01:32:50.972
+- [door opens]
+- Enjoy the show.
-01:08:35.027 --> 01:08:37.362
-Let's have a little
-old-time church right now.
+01:32:51.773 --> 01:32:52.807
+[door closes]
-01:08:37.446 --> 01:08:40.573
-I need somebody to
-pray with me right now. Come on, sir!
+01:32:57.445 --> 01:33:01.583
+[children singing on video] ♪ Old
+MacDonald Had a farm, e-i-e-i-o ♪
-01:08:40.658 --> 01:08:44.452
-The blood over my neighbor.
-I bleed the blood over my church.
+01:33:01.716 --> 01:33:04.386
+- ♪ And on that farm He had a pig... ♪
+- [pig snorting in video]
-01:08:47.289 --> 01:08:50.208
-I want you to help me, save me, please.
+01:33:04.519 --> 01:33:06.755
+- How's your man, then, Coach?
+- Ah, he'll survive.
-01:08:50.292 --> 01:08:52.585
-Ladies and gentlemen, the gentleman here,
+01:33:06.888 --> 01:33:08.890
+- Wouldn't have been the pig I would have chosen, though.
+- [chuckles]
-01:08:52.670 --> 01:08:55.130
-standing right next to me,
-his name is Bolak.
+01:33:09.024 --> 01:33:11.359
+[Big Dave screaming]
-01:08:55.214 --> 01:08:59.551
-Would you greet him with a great big
-Jesus name for just a couple of minutes?
+01:33:13.461 --> 01:33:14.963
+We know what bit that is.
-01:08:59.635 --> 01:09:01.010
-Thank you.
+01:33:15.096 --> 01:33:16.565
+["Old MacDonald"
+playing on video]
-01:09:02.304 --> 01:09:04.180
-I have no friends.
+01:33:16.698 --> 01:33:18.733
+[Big Dave on video]
+Let me tickle that belly.
-01:09:04.265 --> 01:09:06.307
-I am alone in this country.
+01:33:18.867 --> 01:33:21.637
+- You are so naughty.
+- [pig squealing on video]
-01:09:06.392 --> 01:09:07.934
-Nobody like me.
+01:33:21.770 --> 01:33:24.139
+- Good Lord.
+- I was there and I'm still shocked.
-01:09:08.060 --> 01:09:10.103
-My only friend, Azamat,
+01:33:24.706 --> 01:33:26.408
+[Big Dave]
+Squeal for me, piggy.
-01:09:10.187 --> 01:09:14.023
-he take my money and my bear
-and he leave me alone.
+01:33:26.541 --> 01:33:29.211
+- Is that who I think it is?
+- Yeah, it certainly is.
-01:09:14.108 --> 01:09:15.567
-Not only this.
+01:33:29.344 --> 01:33:31.012
+[pig continues snorting]
-01:09:15.651 --> 01:09:19.863
-The woman I love,
-the reason I travel across the country,
+01:33:31.813 --> 01:33:33.081
+And that's your doing?
-01:09:19.947 --> 01:09:23.491
-she have do something terrible on a boat,
+01:33:33.215 --> 01:33:35.016
+[Big Dave]
+Where is that applesauce?
-01:09:23.576 --> 01:09:26.536
-- and now I can never forgive her.
-- You have to.
+01:33:35.617 --> 01:33:37.485
+You can't unsee it
+once you've seen it, can you?
-01:09:26.620 --> 01:09:29.789
-Is there anybody who can help me?
+01:33:37.619 --> 01:33:39.588
+No, you can't unsee it.
+It's nightmare fuel.
-01:09:29.874 --> 01:09:33.126
-Yes. The one that can help you
-is who we preached about tonight.
+01:33:39.721 --> 01:33:40.889
+That will be with me forever.
-01:09:33.210 --> 01:09:35.962
-- Jesus.
-- Do Jesus like me?
+01:33:42.290 --> 01:33:43.725
+That story
+won't be running.
-01:09:36.088 --> 01:09:38.631
-Absolutely, Jesus loves you.
+01:33:46.161 --> 01:33:48.930
+Right. I've got one more
+thing I need you to do.
-01:09:38.716 --> 01:09:42.177
-Do Jesus like my sons?
+01:33:49.064 --> 01:33:51.766
+Ah, look,
+before you continue, Ray,
-01:09:42.261 --> 01:09:43.553
-Jesus loves your sons.
+01:33:51.900 --> 01:33:56.004
+I train lads to be good lads.
+I'm not a fucking gangster.
-01:09:43.637 --> 01:09:46.472
-Do Jesus love my retard brother, Bilo?
+01:33:56.137 --> 01:33:59.507
+Now, I've been forced to do some
+gangster things, that's okay.
-01:09:46.557 --> 01:09:48.016
-He loves your brother, Bilo.
+01:33:59.642 --> 01:34:01.677
+But I'm not the gift
+that keeps on giving.
-01:09:48.100 --> 01:09:52.270
-Do Jesus love my neighbor,
-Nursultan Tulyakbay?
+01:34:01.810 --> 01:34:04.412
+So with the greatest respect,
+I'll do this one last thing for you
-01:09:52.354 --> 01:09:53.855
-Yes. He loves everybody.
+01:34:04.546 --> 01:34:06.014
+and then that's it.
-01:09:53.939 --> 01:09:56.858
-Nobody love my neighbor,
-Nursultan Tulyakbay.
+01:34:06.147 --> 01:34:09.551
+No más.
+Three strikes and I'm out.
-01:09:58.777 --> 01:10:01.779
-Can Jesus heal the pain
-that is in my heart?
+01:34:14.256 --> 01:34:15.457
+[sighs]
-01:10:02.364 --> 01:10:05.033
-Jesus can heal your pain in your heart.
+01:34:16.358 --> 01:34:18.426
+- Everything all right, Coach?
+- No, Ernie, it isn't.
-01:10:05.117 --> 01:10:08.119
-Make him heal the pain that is in my heart.
+01:34:18.560 --> 01:34:21.129
+You need to understand the
+severity of your actions.
-01:10:08.204 --> 01:10:11.164
-- Lift your hands and begin to worship.
-- Lift your hands.
+01:34:28.236 --> 01:34:29.838
+Dave, an hour.
-01:10:11.248 --> 01:10:15.001
-Would you lift your hands with him
-as we pray in the name of Jesus.
+01:34:29.971 --> 01:34:31.006
+Okay, boss.
-01:10:15.085 --> 01:10:16.878
-- God, forgive me of my sins.
-- God, forgive me...
+01:34:36.044 --> 01:34:38.146
+Thank you
+for the grand tour.
-01:10:16.962 --> 01:10:19.422
-- Forgive me, God. Cleanse me.
-- Cleanse me.
+01:34:38.280 --> 01:34:39.814
+I'm a believer.
-01:10:19.506 --> 01:10:21.883
-Cleanse me, Lord, in the name of Jesus.
+01:34:39.948 --> 01:34:41.283
+[Mickey] Thank you, chaps.
-01:10:23.802 --> 01:10:25.929
-Yeah, let that tongue go. Here it comes.
+01:34:43.618 --> 01:34:46.021
+[Matthew] Now, are we ready
+to finalize the numbers?
-01:10:26.013 --> 01:10:28.556
-We're gonna speak in other tongues.
+01:34:46.821 --> 01:34:47.922
+We already have.
-01:10:28.641 --> 01:10:30.475
-Let that tongue go.
+01:34:48.056 --> 01:34:49.491
+Mm...
-01:10:31.602 --> 01:10:33.811
-Yes, God. Yes, God. Yes, God.
+01:34:49.624 --> 01:34:51.761
+The situation's changed,
+Michael.
-01:10:38.067 --> 01:10:40.652
-Yes! Yes!
+01:34:51.893 --> 01:34:54.462
+- The market's changed.
+- How so?
-01:11:00.422 --> 01:11:03.299
-I will forgive Pamela
-and I will go to California.
+01:34:54.996 --> 01:34:58.600
+The exit value of your business
+needs to be recalculated.
-01:11:03.384 --> 01:11:06.261
-I will go to Malibu with me
-and my friend, Mr. Jesus
+01:34:59.334 --> 01:35:01.269
+Please, be specific.
-01:11:06.345 --> 01:11:08.179
-and together we will take her!
+01:35:01.403 --> 01:35:03.305
+Oh, I will be.
-01:11:14.812 --> 01:11:19.148
-I took a bus to Los Angeles
-with some friends of Mr. Jesus.
+01:35:03.438 --> 01:35:06.776
+You're asking 400 for 12 locations
+and a distribution network,
-01:11:19.733 --> 01:11:21.693
-Finally, I had arrived.
+01:35:06.908 --> 01:35:09.377
+which was a fair valuation
+at the time.
-01:11:23.279 --> 01:11:24.779
-Happy times.
+01:35:09.511 --> 01:35:12.314
+But when one of those
+locations was compromised,
-01:11:48.012 --> 01:11:49.220
-Marilyn.
+01:35:12.447 --> 01:35:14.784
+the value of all those
+locations were compromised
-01:11:50.055 --> 01:11:51.222
-Azamat?
+01:35:14.916 --> 01:35:16.618
+and this obviously
+affects the price.
-01:11:51.682 --> 01:11:53.308
-You traitor!
+01:35:17.452 --> 01:35:21.089
+Your skunk farm was a fucking viral
+sensation on YouTube, Michael.
-01:11:53.392 --> 01:11:54.559
-Look, I can explain.
+01:35:21.222 --> 01:35:23.693
+And when Johnny Law starts
+sniffing, which he will,
-01:11:54.643 --> 01:11:57.645
-You attack me.
-My mustache still taste of your testes!
+01:35:23.825 --> 01:35:25.927
+all of those locations
+will have to cease production
-01:11:57.730 --> 01:11:58.980
-Calm down.
-Let me explain.
+01:35:26.061 --> 01:35:29.831
+for, I'd say, at least 12 months
+at a cost of 100 million net p.a.,
-01:11:59.064 --> 01:12:00.690
-What did you do with the bear?
+01:35:29.964 --> 01:35:32.668
+before marking down the loss of
+staff, relocation and site rentals.
-01:12:00.774 --> 01:12:03.401
-She ran off. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
+01:35:32.802 --> 01:35:34.602
+- You still with me?
+- Yes, I'm following.
-01:12:03.610 --> 01:12:05.903
-Hey! Fuck off, Death!
+01:35:34.737 --> 01:35:36.871
+It will take
+at least three years
-01:12:06.071 --> 01:12:07.655
-You need to calm yourself!
+01:35:37.005 --> 01:35:40.475
+to get your supply, distribution
+and demand back to full capacity.
-01:12:07.740 --> 01:12:09.407
-You have to calm down!
+01:35:40.608 --> 01:35:44.346
+Your staffing costs are 25% of
+your 100 million operational cost,
-01:12:13.412 --> 01:12:16.706
-Well, that's another fine
-mess you've gotten me into.
+01:35:44.479 --> 01:35:48.049
+so that's 25 million per annum
+for three annums.
-01:12:19.668 --> 01:12:23.838
-I had not come to Hollywood
-to fight a man dressed as Hitler.
+01:35:48.183 --> 01:35:50.518
+And location rental
+at 15 million a year,
-01:12:25.049 --> 01:12:28.259
-l had come to make
-Pamela Andersons my wife.
+01:35:50.653 --> 01:35:54.690
+that's a 120 GBP bite
+right there.
-01:12:29.261 --> 01:12:31.054
-So I forgave Azamat.
+01:35:54.824 --> 01:35:57.392
+Your unit economics
+have taken a hit,
-01:12:31.764 --> 01:12:35.099
-I knew you'd make it here, Borat.
+01:35:57.525 --> 01:36:02.063
+and forecasting out your top-line growth
+margin in the current inimical climate,
-01:12:35.726 --> 01:12:38.853
-I felt so bad that I prepare this for you.
+01:36:02.197 --> 01:36:05.467
+I calculate what was worth
+400 million a month ago
-01:12:41.607 --> 01:12:44.942
-It's everything I could find on Pamela.
+01:36:05.600 --> 01:36:10.071
+must now be valued
+at an anemic, mm... 130.
-01:12:45.611 --> 01:12:51.783
-Last Friday she appeared for a group
-who are against cruelty to animals.
+01:36:11.306 --> 01:36:15.043
+You see, it's not about the
+first domino that fell, Michael.
-01:12:52.451 --> 01:12:54.118
-Against cruelty to animals?
+01:36:15.877 --> 01:36:17.045
+It's about the last.
-01:13:01.460 --> 01:13:04.379
-And tomorrow she's doing a signing.
+01:36:19.381 --> 01:36:20.448
+Please.
-01:13:05.214 --> 01:13:06.798
-She wrote a book.
+01:36:23.985 --> 01:36:26.722
+I like you, Michael.
+You're a good chap.
-01:13:10.469 --> 01:13:12.595
-What? A woman has written a book?
+01:36:27.522 --> 01:36:31.226
+And if you want me to help you out of
+this hole you've found yourself in,
-01:13:14.473 --> 01:13:15.598
-Dr. Yamak would never believe this.
+01:36:31.861 --> 01:36:34.896
+I can pay you
+100 million dollars today.
-01:13:15.682 --> 01:13:16.724
-I know.
+01:36:35.897 --> 01:36:38.366
+It's a good offer
+and it's real,
-01:13:19.812 --> 01:13:21.938
-We will go to this historical event,
+01:36:38.500 --> 01:36:40.636
+and I'll do this
+because I'm your friend.
-01:13:22.022 --> 01:13:23.815
-and I will marry Pamela there...
+01:36:40.770 --> 01:36:43.873
+My accountant can transfer
+the fee within the hour.
-01:13:24.149 --> 01:13:27.235
-...but in the traditional Kazakhi way.
+01:36:44.774 --> 01:36:46.809
+I like your domino analogy.
-01:13:28.487 --> 01:13:30.822
-Azamat, let's prepare the
-wedding sack.
+01:36:48.543 --> 01:36:52.580
+The question I ask is,
+who tumbled the first domino?
-01:13:32.157 --> 01:13:34.283
-You forgive me, yes?
+01:36:53.214 --> 01:36:56.317
+I'm afraid that's not my
+concern or my business, Michael.
-01:13:35.786 --> 01:13:36.953
-Yes.
+01:36:56.451 --> 01:36:58.286
+At the risk
+of contradicting you,
-01:13:49.842 --> 01:13:52.844
-Having learned many lessons
-from U.S. and A,
+01:36:58.420 --> 01:37:02.390
+it is very much your business,
+and certainly your concern.
-01:13:52.928 --> 01:13:56.889
-I will now teach America
-how to have a wedding Kazakhi-style.
+01:37:03.859 --> 01:37:05.326
+Only you made one mistake.
-01:13:57.891 --> 01:13:59.851
-You find more.
+01:37:06.695 --> 01:37:07.830
+That being?
-01:14:07.401 --> 01:14:10.528
-PAMELA ANDERSON
-AUTOGRAPH SIGNING Orange, CA
+01:37:08.430 --> 01:37:11.399
+You seem to have mistaken me
+for some kind of a cunt.
-01:14:19.872 --> 01:14:22.623
-Very excite. Very excite.
+01:37:13.234 --> 01:37:15.638
+Let me introduce you
+to the first domino.
-01:14:37.681 --> 01:14:40.183
-Hi. Hi, everyone.
+01:37:19.708 --> 01:37:24.379
+It's a tad dramatic, isn't it,
+corpses in freezers? Who is this man?
-01:14:41.852 --> 01:14:43.895
-I love you.
+01:37:24.512 --> 01:37:26.548
+What's he got to do with
+anything that I'm talking about?
-01:14:43.979 --> 01:14:45.563
-It is me, Borat.
+01:37:26.682 --> 01:37:29.284
+I take it with that statement
+you are in denial
-01:14:46.064 --> 01:14:49.442
-- Well, thanks for coming, you guys.
-- Thank you!
+01:37:29.417 --> 01:37:31.986
+of so-said relationship
+with this frozen Chinaman?
-01:14:56.033 --> 01:14:57.825
-I love Pamela Anderson.
+01:37:32.120 --> 01:37:34.289
+Well, of course
+I'm in denial of it.
-01:14:57.910 --> 01:14:59.368
-- Really?
-- Yes.
+01:37:34.422 --> 01:37:38.092
+I don't have relationships
+with dead, frozen Chinamen.
-01:15:04.750 --> 01:15:06.000
-Go ahead.
+01:37:38.226 --> 01:37:41.797
+Best not to be glib at this time
+in the proceedings, Matthew.
-01:15:06.793 --> 01:15:08.169
-- Hi.
-- Hello.
+01:37:45.533 --> 01:37:47.770
+Don't bother looking
+for your Mossad crabs.
-01:15:08.253 --> 01:15:09.504
-Make it out to someone?
+01:37:47.903 --> 01:37:50.338
+This is a fish market.
+They have found a home.
-01:15:09.588 --> 01:15:11.464
-My name Borat Sagdiyev.
+01:37:50.873 --> 01:37:53.408
+To be clear,
+I do not know that man.
-01:15:11.548 --> 01:15:14.175
-I son of Asimbala Sagdiyev,
+01:37:55.711 --> 01:37:57.512
+I'll tell you
+how this plays out.
-01:15:14.259 --> 01:15:16.677
-and Boltak, the rapist.
+01:37:58.112 --> 01:38:02.685
+You will drown and then
+my Mossad crabs will eat you.
-01:15:16.762 --> 01:15:19.555
-I former husband of Oxana Sagdiyev
+01:38:02.818 --> 01:38:06.120
+So while you were discussing
+who would take over my business
-01:15:19.640 --> 01:15:21.432
-who was daughter of Miriam Tulyakbay
+01:38:06.254 --> 01:38:07.756
+after you fucked it,
-01:15:21.517 --> 01:15:23.559
-and Boltak, the rapist.
+01:38:08.724 --> 01:38:11.794
+you somehow mistook so-said
+Chinaman for someone else?
-01:15:25.062 --> 01:15:28.523
-I make this for you, this...
+01:38:13.461 --> 01:38:17.499
+Business is business, Michael.
+It's nothing personal.
-01:15:28.607 --> 01:15:30.525
-There are our name.
+01:38:17.633 --> 01:38:19.969
+While I am not emotional
+about the money,
-01:15:30.609 --> 01:15:35.321
-My name... Your name,
-Pamela Anderson and Borat Sagdiyev.
+01:38:20.101 --> 01:38:23.873
+there is a price indebted to me for
+the blood I've gotten on my hands
-01:15:35.405 --> 01:15:37.031
-Here's today's date.
+01:38:24.005 --> 01:38:27.408
+restoring order to the
+untidiness that you created,
-01:15:37.115 --> 01:15:41.410
-And this say that it is today's date,
-our wedding,
+01:38:27.542 --> 01:38:29.177
+and that price,
+according to you...
-01:15:41.495 --> 01:15:43.621
-and then this inside is silk.
+01:38:29.310 --> 01:38:33.348
+400 minus 130...
+is 270 million dollars.
-01:15:43.705 --> 01:15:46.374
-Pamela, will you marry me?
+01:38:33.481 --> 01:38:36.551
+And I'm keeping
+the business,
-01:15:46.458 --> 01:15:48.209
-No, thanks. I'm sorry.
+01:38:37.853 --> 01:38:40.990
+while you are
+getting in the freezer.
-01:15:48.293 --> 01:15:49.961
-No. Agreement not necessary.
+01:38:41.657 --> 01:38:44.760
+And you will make that transaction if
+you want to get out of the freezer.
-01:15:53.006 --> 01:15:55.299
-Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
+01:38:44.894 --> 01:38:49.364
+It is 25 below zero in there,
+so I assume you'll last about an hour.
-01:16:00.889 --> 01:16:02.306
-Get off!
+01:38:49.497 --> 01:38:51.266
+That said,
+I wouldn't fuck about,
-01:16:03.517 --> 01:16:06.561
-- Get your own wife!
-- Fucking shit!
+01:38:51.399 --> 01:38:53.568
+because frostbite is very
+expensive on the fingers and toes,
-01:16:06.645 --> 01:16:08.646
-Come on, get her!
+01:38:53.702 --> 01:38:57.539
+so I would type as quickly as possible
+while you have the use of them.
-01:16:08.730 --> 01:16:10.690
-Wait, Pamela.
+01:38:58.239 --> 01:39:00.341
+- Uh...
+- After you've attended to that indiscretion,
-01:16:10.774 --> 01:16:13.401
-Don't worry, I nervous too!
+01:39:00.475 --> 01:39:04.345
+you can then deal with the next
+consequence of your shortsightedness.
-01:16:13.485 --> 01:16:15.278
-Pamela, wait.
+01:39:04.914 --> 01:39:08.884
+As stated,
+I am not emotional about the money.
-01:16:15.362 --> 01:16:17.321
-Pamela, I will give you your own plow.
+01:39:11.586 --> 01:39:15.256
+But I am emotional about the fact that
+someone laid their hands on my wife.
-01:16:17.406 --> 01:16:20.491
-Get out of the way! Watch out, watch out.
+01:39:16.157 --> 01:39:18.459
+[panting]
-01:16:25.914 --> 01:16:29.125
-- Get on the ground.
-- Hands behind your back.
+01:39:18.593 --> 01:39:19.862
+My wife!
-01:16:29.209 --> 01:16:31.460
-- Okay. Pamela...
-- We're gonna stand you up.
+01:39:22.463 --> 01:39:25.901
+No amount of money on God's green earth
+can pay for that transgression, Matthew.
-01:16:31.545 --> 01:16:34.338
-- Bring your knees up.
-- All right.
+01:39:26.035 --> 01:39:27.602
+No, for that...
-01:16:36.258 --> 01:16:39.969
-Pamela, I am not attracted
-to you anymore!
+01:39:31.472 --> 01:39:32.708
+I want a pound of flesh.
-01:16:41.638 --> 01:16:42.680
-Not!
+01:39:33.876 --> 01:39:34.944
+A pound of flesh?
-01:16:51.189 --> 01:16:53.107
-l was humiliated.
+01:39:35.076 --> 01:39:36.611
+It matters not to me
-01:16:53.191 --> 01:16:55.943
-It was time for me to return to New York,
+01:39:36.745 --> 01:39:38.747
+where on your anatomy
+it is withdrawn from.
-01:16:56.028 --> 01:16:59.530
-where a ticket was waiting for me
-to fly back home.
+01:39:39.682 --> 01:39:42.885
+If you don't have the stomach
+to take it for yourself,
-01:17:00.365 --> 01:17:05.536
-While I sat on the bus, I thought of
-my journey over the past three weeks.
+01:39:43.018 --> 01:39:45.119
+big Bunny here
+is very adept with a knife,
-01:17:06.121 --> 01:17:08.122
-The great times.
+01:39:45.253 --> 01:39:47.088
+and, as you can see,
+he's dressed for the weather.
-01:17:08.206 --> 01:17:10.541
-The good times.
+01:39:47.221 --> 01:39:51.526
+But a penny short
+or a gram shy...
-01:17:10.626 --> 01:17:13.002
-And the shit times.
+01:39:52.928 --> 01:39:55.363
+and that freezer door
+does not open.
-01:17:13.086 --> 01:17:15.963
-Mainly, they were shit times.
+01:39:55.496 --> 01:39:56.531
+Am I clear?
-01:17:16.048 --> 01:17:20.301
-l had come to America
-to learn lessons for Kazakhstan
+01:39:57.666 --> 01:39:58.701
+Good.
-01:17:20.385 --> 01:17:22.386
-but what had I learned?
+01:39:59.768 --> 01:40:01.436
+- Bunny.
+- [Bunny] Incoming.
-01:17:24.681 --> 01:17:26.724
-Suddenly, I realized.
+01:40:11.714 --> 01:40:14.083
+- [sizzles]
+- [Fletcher chuckles]
-01:17:30.228 --> 01:17:33.731
-I had learned that if you chase a dream,
+01:40:14.215 --> 01:40:16.618
+What, is it Wagyu again
+for breakfast, Raymond?
-01:17:33.815 --> 01:17:36.901
-especially one with plastic chests,
+01:40:18.954 --> 01:40:22.624
+Aren't you gonna introduce me to your
+mysterious and slightly menacing friend?
-01:17:36.985 --> 01:17:40.780
-you can miss the real beauty
-in front of your eyes.
+01:40:27.997 --> 01:40:30.099
+What's that for?
+Is that for my money?
-01:17:46.787 --> 01:17:47.828
-Hi.
+01:40:30.598 --> 01:40:32.101
+[chuckles]
-01:17:49.790 --> 01:17:52.750
-8 MONTHS LATER
+01:40:32.567 --> 01:40:33.702
+Where's my money, Raymond?
-01:17:55.087 --> 01:17:58.005
-Welcome back in my town of Kuzcek.
+01:40:33.836 --> 01:40:35.303
+There's your payment.
-01:17:58.090 --> 01:18:02.259
-Since I return,
-there have been much improvements.
+01:40:39.108 --> 01:40:40.608
+Go on, take a look.
-01:18:02.344 --> 01:18:05.054
-We no longer have Running of the Jew.
+01:40:40.743 --> 01:40:42.610
+Thank you,
+mysterious stranger.
-01:18:05.138 --> 01:18:08.099
-It's cruel. We Christians now.
+01:40:52.755 --> 01:40:55.289
+Well, that's disappointing, 'cause that
+doesn't look like 20 million pounds.
-01:18:13.063 --> 01:18:14.855
-Doltan improve too.
+01:40:55.423 --> 01:40:58.459
+It's more interesting than that,
+your insurance policy,
-01:18:14.940 --> 01:18:17.066
-Hey, Doltan. High five!
+01:40:58.593 --> 01:41:01.997
+all the photos, all the bodies,
+all the skeletons, all the filth.
-01:18:18.985 --> 01:18:20.444
-Great.
+01:41:02.131 --> 01:41:06.367
+It's not the only one,
+darling. I'm not a mong.
-01:18:20.529 --> 01:18:22.071
-Come my house.
+01:41:06.501 --> 01:41:08.804
+What do you think's in that,
+you fucking eejit?
-01:18:25.158 --> 01:18:27.743
-There Nursultan Tulyakbay.
+01:41:09.672 --> 01:41:11.807
+[Raymond] Of course we were
+aware of what Matthew was up to.
-01:18:27.828 --> 01:18:29.870
-He still asshole.
+01:41:11.940 --> 01:41:13.676
+We're not complete
+fucking idiots.
-01:18:29.955 --> 01:18:31.539
-I get iPod.
+01:41:13.809 --> 01:41:15.744
+[sizzles]
-01:18:31.623 --> 01:18:33.624
-He only get iPod Mini.
+01:41:15.878 --> 01:41:18.647
+I've been onto you
+for a long time, Fletcher.
-01:18:33.709 --> 01:18:35.835
-Everybody know it for girls.
+01:41:19.614 --> 01:41:21.684
+- I knew you'd been following Michael.
+- [camera shutter clicks]
-01:18:36.336 --> 01:18:37.628
-Come.
+01:41:21.817 --> 01:41:23.451
+They're very similar,
+our jobs.
-01:18:40.173 --> 01:18:43.134
-And this my beautiful wife.
+01:41:24.019 --> 01:41:26.254
+Only I'm better at it
+than you are.
-01:18:45.554 --> 01:18:47.596
-Thank you for watch my film.
+01:41:27.956 --> 01:41:31.526
+I knew when you came over that night that
+you'd only be there for half an hour...
-01:18:47.681 --> 01:18:49.515
-I hope you like.
+01:41:32.393 --> 01:41:34.328
+Buenas tardes, Raymondo.
-01:23:45.020 --> 01:23:46.020
-English - US
+01:41:34.462 --> 01:41:37.532
+...to tell me how clever you
+are and try to blackmail us.
+
+01:41:38.266 --> 01:41:40.535
+I've got some very important
+information to impart to you, Raymond.
+
+01:41:40.669 --> 01:41:44.173
+I also knew you couldn't
+resist a £1500 single malt,
+
+01:41:44.305 --> 01:41:47.710
+an £80 Wagyu steak and a
+state-of-the-art smokeless barbie
+
+01:41:48.276 --> 01:41:50.913
+- that even keeps your feet warm.
+- I love a barbie.
+
+01:41:51.046 --> 01:41:53.916
+I promise you, you will regret
+this if you don't hear it.
+
+01:41:54.049 --> 01:41:56.685
+And when the Scotch
+got into your cold veins,
+
+01:41:56.819 --> 01:41:59.520
+you lost the benefit
+of your sharp instincts.
+
+01:41:59.988 --> 01:42:02.223
+Oh, goody. Another bottle.
+[chuckles]
+
+01:42:02.356 --> 01:42:04.893
+Can you tell the mysterious
+gentleman to relax?
+
+01:42:05.027 --> 01:42:08.063
+Because I promise you, you will regret it
+if you don't hear this. Sit down, my love.
+
+01:42:08.197 --> 01:42:11.599
+See, I kept you there 'cause I needed
+to know about Matthew and Dry Eye.
+
+01:42:12.801 --> 01:42:15.838
+Took us a while to find
+your insurance policies.
+
+01:42:17.505 --> 01:42:19.540
+'Cause you're
+a naughty squirrel, Fletcher.
+
+01:42:20.475 --> 01:42:22.610
+Fletcher, shoes off inside.
+
+01:42:22.745 --> 01:42:24.046
+Yes, Mommy.
+
+01:42:25.080 --> 01:42:28.416
+But it was made a lot easier after
+I planted a tracker in your shoe.
+
+01:42:32.888 --> 01:42:35.090
+You're never gonna be
+a predator with us, Fletcher.
+
+01:42:36.959 --> 01:42:38.794
+You're always
+gonna be prey.
+
+01:42:40.028 --> 01:42:43.397
+So that's it. Three strikes.
+We're good, right?
+
+01:42:46.101 --> 01:42:49.238
+- I'll see you around.
+- With the greatest respect, I hope not.
+
+01:42:55.576 --> 01:42:59.982
+[sighs] Now, Fletcher,
+what were you saying?
+
+01:43:00.716 --> 01:43:03.284
+[Fletcher, muffled] It wasn't
+Lord George that was after Mickey,
+
+01:43:03.417 --> 01:43:05.854
+or Dry Eye, or Matthew.
+
+01:43:06.989 --> 01:43:08.322
+Do you wanna know who it was?
+
+01:43:12.961 --> 01:43:14.163
+I've got photos.
+
+01:43:16.899 --> 01:43:18.767
+Right.
+You've got 30 seconds.
+
+01:43:18.901 --> 01:43:19.935
+Thank you, darling.
+
+01:43:21.970 --> 01:43:23.806
+- [phone vibrating]
+- Fuck.
+
+01:43:25.573 --> 01:43:27.009
+Primetime,
+what is it, son?
+
+01:43:27.142 --> 01:43:29.945
+Coach, we're gonna take
+care of this for you.
+
+01:43:30.078 --> 01:43:31.445
+Ernie's got a plan.
+
+01:43:31.713 --> 01:43:33.414
+What the fuck
+are you talking about?
+
+01:43:33.548 --> 01:43:36.785
+The Michael situation.
+We're gonna sort it.
+
+01:43:36.919 --> 01:43:38.287
+[cocks gun]
+
+01:43:38.553 --> 01:43:40.155
+- Primetime, listen... Prime...
+- [phone beeps]
+
+01:43:41.622 --> 01:43:42.590
+Jesus.
+
+01:43:42.724 --> 01:43:44.325
+[gate clinks]
+
+01:43:53.735 --> 01:43:55.503
+[Fletcher] Now, you
+remember Aslan, don't you?
+
+01:43:56.138 --> 01:43:58.640
+The young gentleman
+you kept in the freezer?
+
+01:44:01.109 --> 01:44:05.647
+Well, this is Aslan Senior,
+Russian oligarch.
+
+01:44:07.149 --> 01:44:09.350
+Ex-KGB. Made all
+his money in gas pipes.
+
+01:44:09.483 --> 01:44:12.688
+And he's extremely sad that his
+one-and-only son fell out of a window.
+
+01:44:13.155 --> 01:44:14.656
+[boy] Oh, shit.
+
+01:44:14.957 --> 01:44:16.859
+And I fear that where
+they failed before, Raymond,
+
+01:44:16.992 --> 01:44:19.194
+they're not gonna fail again.
+
+01:44:19.328 --> 01:44:21.330
+And how do you know
+all this?
+
+01:44:21.462 --> 01:44:24.666
+Because someone told them everything
+they want to know about Michael,
+
+01:44:24.800 --> 01:44:27.468
+and that someone is me.
+
+01:44:28.670 --> 01:44:29.872
+Go on.
+
+01:44:30.839 --> 01:44:33.574
+[Fletcher] So I said I'd tell them
+where Michael was for a price.
+
+01:44:34.475 --> 01:44:38.280
+But that money was pending till
+after, you know, the deed was done.
+
+01:44:38.412 --> 01:44:39.447
+[gunshot]
+
+01:44:40.249 --> 01:44:42.050
+And then when they
+messed up the first time,
+
+01:44:42.184 --> 01:44:45.519
+I had a little rethink and came
+up with my version 2.0 plan,
+
+01:44:45.654 --> 01:44:47.555
+which is
+when I came to see you.
+
+01:44:47.689 --> 01:44:50.391
+You see, get my 20 mils
+off Michael first
+
+01:44:50.524 --> 01:44:54.930
+and then, after the event,
+get paid again, double bubble.
+
+01:44:55.063 --> 01:44:58.466
+But you and your mysterious friend
+put paid to that, so well done, you.
+
+01:44:59.268 --> 01:45:00.769
+Why did you just
+look at your watch?
+
+01:45:02.237 --> 01:45:05.774
+Well, it's like I say.
+The Russians are gonna clean house.
+
+01:45:05.908 --> 01:45:08.977
+And you are part of
+that house, Raymond.
+
+01:45:09.111 --> 01:45:12.080
+They're gonna get Michael when he comes
+out of his meeting at the fish market.
+
+01:45:13.115 --> 01:45:15.717
+And they are coming here.
+So you see what I've done there?
+
+01:45:16.218 --> 01:45:18.053
+By telling you,
+I've saved your lives.
+
+01:45:18.186 --> 01:45:20.155
+Which I think in turn
+saves mine, doesn't it?
+
+01:45:20.289 --> 01:45:22.057
+Don't fucking move.
+
+01:45:23.058 --> 01:45:24.660
+[phone chimes]
+
+01:45:30.032 --> 01:45:31.133
+Dave.
+
+01:45:31.900 --> 01:45:33.001
+[man 1] Dave?
+
+01:45:42.044 --> 01:45:43.278
+No Dave.
+
+01:45:43.412 --> 01:45:45.446
+["Free Me"
+by Paul Jones plays]
+
+01:45:46.848 --> 01:45:48.250
+[phone ringing]
+
+01:45:48.383 --> 01:45:49.418
+Fuck.
+
+01:45:54.890 --> 01:45:56.590
+- [gunshots]
+- [Raymond] Fuck!
+
+01:46:00.128 --> 01:46:03.131
+♪ I see it all before me ♪
+
+01:46:04.099 --> 01:46:07.235
+♪ My past of restless wonder ♪
+
+01:46:08.036 --> 01:46:11.373
+♪ My days and nights
+Of torment ♪
+
+01:46:12.074 --> 01:46:15.110
+♪ A world of misery ♪
+
+01:46:16.111 --> 01:46:19.247
+♪ The bonds of retribution ♪
+
+01:46:19.948 --> 01:46:23.085
+♪ I cannot shed my pain ♪
+
+01:46:23.919 --> 01:46:26.688
+♪ So easily ♪
+
+01:46:27.789 --> 01:46:29.992
+♪ My spirit's broken ♪
+
+01:46:31.259 --> 01:46:34.528
+♪ No will to live ♪
+
+01:46:35.330 --> 01:46:36.965
+♪ My body's all aching ♪
+
+01:46:37.099 --> 01:46:38.066
+Fuck.
+
+01:46:39.201 --> 01:46:42.671
+♪ My hands are tied ♪
+
+01:46:43.105 --> 01:46:45.506
+- ♪ I need my freedom ♪
+- [man 2 speaks Russian]
+
+01:46:46.875 --> 01:46:50.145
+- ♪ Not your sympathy ♪
+- [screaming]
+
+01:46:50.611 --> 01:46:54.649
+♪ Look, you needn't love me ♪
+
+01:46:54.783 --> 01:46:57.252
+[Fletcher] So the Toddlers
+spray the car with bullets,
+
+01:46:57.386 --> 01:46:59.154
+killing the Russians.
+
+01:47:00.188 --> 01:47:02.157
+The car rolls to a stop.
+
+01:47:02.290 --> 01:47:03.325
+[song fades]
+
+01:47:03.458 --> 01:47:05.894
+Smash cut to black. Titles.
+
+01:47:07.396 --> 01:47:10.065
+So, what happened
+to Michael?
+
+01:47:11.199 --> 01:47:12.533
+I need an ending.
+
+01:47:12.667 --> 01:47:14.269
+[Fletcher]
+No, no, no, my darling.
+
+01:47:15.569 --> 01:47:17.039
+What you need...
+
+01:47:17.839 --> 01:47:19.241
+is a sequel.
+
+01:47:19.540 --> 01:47:22.377
+Think it over. Have a read.
+You know my fee.
+
+01:47:22.511 --> 01:47:24.946
+I'm off to La La
+to talk to the competition.
+
+01:47:25.546 --> 01:47:29.017
+Think about that.
+Got a plane to catch. And I'm gone.
+
+01:47:29.918 --> 01:47:32.120
+[engine idling]
+
+01:47:32.586 --> 01:47:33.722
+[grunts]
+
+01:47:34.089 --> 01:47:35.457
+Good afternoon.
+
+01:47:36.358 --> 01:47:39.694
+[sighs] So, it's Heathrow
+Airport, please, Terminal 3,
+
+01:47:39.828 --> 01:47:42.097
+and thence
+to sunny California.
+
+01:47:44.299 --> 01:47:47.903
+Buenas tardes,
+Fletcher-mondo.
+
+01:47:48.470 --> 01:47:51.540
+Raymond. Well, well, well.
+
+01:47:51.673 --> 01:47:53.542
+A man of many vocations,
+aren't you?
+
+01:47:53.675 --> 01:47:54.709
+[chuckles]
+
+01:47:57.245 --> 01:47:59.281
+["That's Entertainment"
+by The Jam plays]
+
+01:48:03.051 --> 01:48:05.520
+Now, I want you to play
+a game with me, Fletcher.
+
+01:48:11.159 --> 01:48:12.394
+He's got Fletcher.
+
+01:48:14.196 --> 01:48:15.964
+[Mickey] If you wish to be
+the king of the jungle,
+
+01:48:16.098 --> 01:48:18.467
+it's not enough
+to act like a king.
+
+01:48:19.301 --> 01:48:20.969
+You must be the king.
+
+01:48:22.370 --> 01:48:24.306
+And there can be no doubt.
+
+01:48:24.439 --> 01:48:28.043
+Because doubt causes chaos
+and one's own demise.
+
+01:48:29.845 --> 01:48:31.379
+My queen told me that.
+
+01:48:32.613 --> 01:48:33.915
+Any chance?
+
+01:48:34.683 --> 01:48:37.919
+♪ A police car
+And a screaming siren ♪
+
+01:48:38.053 --> 01:48:41.323
+♪ A pneumatic drill
+And ripped-up concrete ♪
+
+01:48:41.456 --> 01:48:44.426
+♪ A baby wailing
+And stray dog howling ♪
+
+01:48:44.826 --> 01:48:47.796
+♪ The screech of brakes
+And lamplight blinking ♪
+
+01:48:47.929 --> 01:48:51.166
+♪ That's entertainment ♪
+
+01:48:51.299 --> 01:48:54.703
+♪ That's entertainment ♪
+
+01:48:54.841 --> 01:48:58.036
+Subtitles by explosiveskull
+Sync by GoldenBeard
+
+01:48:58.173 --> 01:49:01.443
+♪ A smash of glass
+And a rumble of boots ♪
+
+01:49:01.576 --> 01:49:04.813
+♪ An electric train
+And a ripped-up phone booth ♪
+
+01:49:04.946 --> 01:49:07.949
+♪ Paint-splattered walls
+And the cry of a tomcat ♪
+
+01:49:08.083 --> 01:49:10.652
+♪ Lights going out
+And a kick in the balls ♪
+
+01:49:10.785 --> 01:49:14.623
+♪ I say
+That's entertainment ♪
+
+01:49:14.789 --> 01:49:19.561
+♪ That's entertainment ♪
+
+01:49:19.694 --> 01:49:22.731
+[singers vocalizing]
+
+01:49:30.038 --> 01:49:32.674
+[song fades]
+
+01:49:32.807 --> 01:49:35.143
+- [hip-hop song plays]
+- ♪ Man don't have to Take off the door ♪
+
+01:49:35.277 --> 01:49:37.078
+♪ Pull up in a dinger Straight
+through The hole in the floor ♪
+
+01:49:37.212 --> 01:49:39.414
+♪ We're the Toddlers
+Don't know what you thought ♪
+
+01:49:39.548 --> 01:49:41.016
+♪ By the end of the night
+You'll be picking up Your jaw ♪
+
+01:49:41.149 --> 01:49:42.951
+♪ Plants
+Not ten or twenty ♪
+
+01:49:43.084 --> 01:49:44.019
+♪ Run up in the crop gaff
+With Eggs Benny ♪
+
+01:49:45.520 --> 01:49:47.455
+♪ Man's egg got cracked
+And his legs went jelly ♪
+
+01:49:48.323 --> 01:49:50.825
+♪ Boxes of bush
+All buds, no dust ♪
+
+01:49:51.661 --> 01:49:54.362
+♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're
+the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪
+
+01:49:55.096 --> 01:49:57.799
+♪ Boxes of bush
+All buds, no dust ♪
+
+01:49:58.533 --> 01:50:00.835
+♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're
+the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪
+
+01:50:00.969 --> 01:50:03.138
+♪ A'ight, put it on the net
+Do you wanna bet? ♪
+
+01:50:03.271 --> 01:50:05.540
+♪ It would do
+A million a set ♪
+
+01:50:05.675 --> 01:50:07.976
+♪ Put it on the net So you wanna bet?
+It would do a million a set ♪
+
+01:50:08.810 --> 01:50:11.479
+♪ Put it on the net Do you wanna bet?
+It would do a million a set ♪
+
+01:50:12.314 --> 01:50:14.583
+♪ Put it on the net Do you wanna bet?
+It would do a million a set ♪
+
+01:50:14.716 --> 01:50:18.386
+♪ That's it Boxes of bush All
+buds, no dust ♪
+
+01:50:19.154 --> 01:50:21.590
+♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're
+the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪
+
+01:50:22.524 --> 01:50:25.760
+♪ Boxes of bush
+All buds, no dust ♪
+
+01:50:25.894 --> 01:50:28.563
+♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're
+the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪
+
+01:50:28.698 --> 01:50:31.766
+[rapping continues]
+
+01:50:56.858 --> 01:50:59.828
+♪ Boxes of bush
+All buds, no dust ♪
+
+01:50:59.961 --> 01:51:03.733
+♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're
+the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪
+
+01:51:03.865 --> 01:51:06.835
+♪ Boxes of bush
+All buds, no dust ♪
+
+01:51:06.968 --> 01:51:09.938
+♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're
+the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪
+
+01:51:10.071 --> 01:51:13.808
+♪ Boxes of bush
+All buds, no dust ♪
+
+01:51:13.942 --> 01:51:17.312
+♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're
+the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪
+
+01:51:17.445 --> 01:51:20.750
+♪ Boxes of bush
+All buds, no dust ♪
+
+01:51:20.882 --> 01:51:23.184
+♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're
+the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪
+
+01:51:23.318 --> 01:51:24.419
+♪ A'ight ♪
+
+01:51:24.552 --> 01:51:25.954
+[song ends]
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WEBVTT
-00:00:45.879 --> 00:00:47.714
-Tensions are rising
-as the stand-off
+00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000
+Downloaded from
+YTS.MX
-00:00:47.798 --> 00:00:51.801
-between the world community and the
-rogue North African nation of Wadiya
+00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000
+Official YIFY movies site:
+YTS.MX
-00:00:51.885 --> 00:00:53.094
-intensified today
+00:00:44.625 --> 00:00:46.292
+Copy that! Over and out.
-00:00:53.178 --> 00:00:57.140
-as U.N. Weapons inspectors were once
-again refused access to the country
+00:00:47.208 --> 00:00:50.167
+Gotta get these hinges greased, Mick. Come on.
-00:00:57.224 --> 00:01:00.476
-by Wadiyan leader,
-Admiral General Aladeen.
+00:00:50.250 --> 00:00:52.083
+The grease isn't the problem.
-00:01:00.894 --> 00:01:04.689
-I will take no options
-off the table. And I mean what I say.
+00:00:52.167 --> 00:00:53.667
+It's the hinge.
-00:01:04.898 --> 00:01:07.859
-Tonight we ask...
-Who is General Aladeen?
+00:00:53.750 --> 00:00:55.917
+This is a creaky old dinosaur.
-00:01:08.277 --> 00:01:10.069
-According to
-Wadiyan propaganda,
+00:00:56.000 --> 00:00:58.667
+This old girl should've
+been retired ten years ago.
-00:01:10.154 --> 00:01:13.281
-Haffaz Aladeen
-was born in 1973.
+00:00:58.750 --> 00:01:02.583
+Yeah. Well, they should've
+retired me ten years ago.
-00:01:16.452 --> 00:01:19.787
-He did not know his mother,
-who died in childbirth.
+00:01:02.667 --> 00:01:05.375
+Not you, Charlie. You're in your prime.
-00:01:21.623 --> 00:01:25.084
-General Aladeen was born
-the only son of the Colonel Aladeen,
+00:01:05.458 --> 00:01:07.792
+I should know because we're the same age
-00:01:25.169 --> 00:01:27.462
-himself a savage
-and violent dictator.
+00:01:07.875 --> 00:01:09.000
+and I'm in my prime.
-00:01:31.300 --> 00:01:32.300
-Next!
+00:01:11.375 --> 00:01:13.625
+Hey, is that coffee still hot?
-00:01:34.428 --> 00:01:36.053
-Known for his iconic beard,
+00:01:13.708 --> 00:01:14.958
+Yeah, it's hot enough.
-00:01:36.180 --> 00:01:38.639
-he is protected
-by 30 female guards,
+00:01:15.042 --> 00:01:15.958
+All right, then.
-00:01:38.932 --> 00:01:40.641
-who he maintains
-are virgin.
+00:01:16.042 --> 00:01:17.167
+Do me a favor.
-00:01:50.819 --> 00:01:52.487
-Thrust into power
-at age seven,
+00:01:20.042 --> 00:01:23.542
+You ever thought about
+buying a coffee maker?
-00:01:52.613 --> 00:01:56.324
-he may just be the most dangerous
-man in the entire world.
+00:01:23.625 --> 00:01:24.750
+Coffee maker?
-00:01:57.034 --> 00:01:58.326
-All right,
-let's get right to it.
+00:01:24.833 --> 00:01:28.208
+You know, one that's
+got that milk froster thing.
-00:01:59.620 --> 00:02:01.329
-Do you have
-nuclear weapons?
+00:01:28.292 --> 00:01:31.125
+- Oh, yeah. Frother. I got you.
+- Yeah.
-00:02:04.208 --> 00:02:05.583
-What was the question?
+00:01:31.208 --> 00:01:33.333
+- That way you can...
+- Thanks.
-00:02:06.376 --> 00:02:09.128
-Do you have
-nuclear weapons?
+00:01:33.417 --> 00:01:35.500
+...you know, make your own cappuccino.
-00:02:09.379 --> 00:02:10.421
-Sorry, I can't hear you.
+00:01:35.583 --> 00:01:37.083
+Oh, goddamn.
-00:02:10.506 --> 00:02:12.215
-Are you developing
-nuclear weapons?
+00:01:37.167 --> 00:01:39.417
+I thought you said this coffee was hot.
-00:02:12.508 --> 00:02:14.383
-No, I literally
-can't hear you.
+00:01:39.500 --> 00:01:40.875
+What is this?
-00:02:15.135 --> 00:02:17.011
-I'm going to
-another question.
+00:01:40.958 --> 00:01:43.250
+Dude, it's typical. What's our time?
-00:02:17.095 --> 00:02:19.263
-Oh, I can hear you now.
+00:01:43.333 --> 00:01:45.750
+I don't know,
+but this truck needs to get moving.
-00:02:20.015 --> 00:02:22.391
-Eccentric and with
-unlimited oil wealth,
+00:01:46.583 --> 00:01:48.458
+The game's gonna be starting soon.
-00:02:22.476 --> 00:02:24.894
-he recently hosted
-his own Olympic Games...
+00:01:48.542 --> 00:01:50.583
+The freeway's gonna be backed up.
-00:02:25.187 --> 00:02:27.396
-On your mark, get set.
+00:01:50.667 --> 00:01:52.375
+- Oh, fuck! Shit!
+- Reverse!
-00:02:36.073 --> 00:02:38.533
-...at which he won
-fourteen gold medals.
+00:01:52.458 --> 00:01:55.708
+- The fuck are we supposed to do now?
+- You know what to do, follow protocol.
-00:02:42.329 --> 00:02:44.372
-Aladeen! Aladeen!
+00:01:56.583 --> 00:01:58.500
+What the fuck!
-00:02:45.374 --> 00:02:46.707
-Often described
-as ignorant,
+00:01:58.583 --> 00:02:01.042
+- Dispatch, come in!
+- They're cutting the fucking door!
-00:02:47.251 --> 00:02:50.628
-he changed
-over 300 Wadiyan words to "Aladeen,"
+00:02:01.125 --> 00:02:04.750
+We're being hit by armed assailants.
+Repeat, armed robbery in progress.
-00:02:50.712 --> 00:02:54.507
-including the words "positive" and
-"negative," causing mass confusion.
+00:02:04.833 --> 00:02:05.875
+Coming in!
-00:02:55.217 --> 00:02:59.845
-Do you want
-the Aladeen news or the Aladeen news?
+00:02:05.958 --> 00:02:07.708
+They're cutting the door.
-00:03:00.806 --> 00:03:03.474
-The Aladeen news?
+00:02:21.833 --> 00:02:24.167
+Hands up! Hands up in the air.
-00:03:04.810 --> 00:03:07.812
-You are HIV-Aladeen.
+00:02:24.250 --> 00:02:25.500
+Let's go, move it.
-00:03:21.994 --> 00:03:23.202
-With pressure mounting,
+00:02:28.083 --> 00:02:30.833
+Get the fuck out.
+Keep your hands away from your weapons.
-00:03:23.287 --> 00:03:25.830
-Aladeen addressed
-his nation today.
+00:02:30.917 --> 00:02:32.750
+Hands away from your weapons.
-00:03:26.164 --> 00:03:28.332
-Aladeen! Aladeen!
+00:02:33.833 --> 00:02:35.667
+Come on, let's go.
-00:03:59.114 --> 00:04:01.115
-People of Wadiya,
+00:02:35.750 --> 00:02:39.000
+- Fortico 1377, alarm raised...
+- Move!
-00:04:01.450 --> 00:04:03.993
-I come before you today
+00:02:39.083 --> 00:02:40.083
+Fuck me.
-00:04:04.328 --> 00:04:08.706
-to tell you that the world shall
-kneel before our great nation.
+00:02:40.792 --> 00:02:43.083
+- Alarm registered.
+- Clear!
-00:04:08.999 --> 00:04:13.961
-We are two months away from
-enriching weapons-grade uranium
+00:02:43.167 --> 00:02:45.208
+Do what we say and you fucking live.
-00:04:16.340 --> 00:04:21.552
-to be used
-for peaceful purposes.
+00:02:45.292 --> 00:02:48.250
+Two black-and-whites en route.
+Approximately two minutes away.
-00:04:28.852 --> 00:04:32.855
-It will be used
-only for medical research
+00:02:48.333 --> 00:02:51.417
+Two minutes dispatched.
+Incoming ETA two minutes.
-00:04:33.148 --> 00:04:36.317
-and clean energy.
-It will, it will.
+00:02:51.500 --> 00:02:52.500
+Two minutes.
-00:04:36.485 --> 00:04:39.153
-And will certainly
-never be used
+00:02:52.583 --> 00:02:54.417
+Bravo, can you hear me?
-00:04:39.488 --> 00:04:41.989
-to attack Is...
-Oh, boy.
+00:02:54.500 --> 00:02:56.250
+- Fuck!
+- Please respond.
-00:04:45.661 --> 00:04:46.994
-With that speech, today,
+00:02:58.958 --> 00:03:00.583
+What the fuck is going on out there?
-00:04:47.079 --> 00:04:49.664
-the international community
-is asking one question:
+00:03:00.667 --> 00:03:03.500
+He shot two fucking guards, Elvis.
+He shot two fucking guards.
-00:04:50.165 --> 00:04:53.501
-Does the Mad Dog of Wadiya
-have nuclear weapons?
+00:03:03.583 --> 00:03:06.000
+- Number One, are we good?
+- Bravo, come in.
-00:05:04.054 --> 00:05:05.179
-Now, show me
-my nuclear weapons!
+00:03:06.083 --> 00:03:07.583
+- Are we good, Number One?
+- We're good.
-00:05:05.263 --> 00:05:08.015
-I can't wait!
-I can't wait!
+00:03:07.667 --> 00:03:09.458
+What's happening there?
-00:05:24.116 --> 00:05:26.325
-This is the Beard
-of Doom rocket?
+00:03:09.542 --> 00:03:11.792
+Number One just shot a fucking kid.
-00:05:26.785 --> 00:05:29.662
-This is my weapon?
-I will be a laughingstock!
+00:03:11.875 --> 00:03:13.125
+He shot a fucking--
-00:05:29.955 --> 00:05:32.623
-All my friends
-have got nuclear weapons.
+00:03:14.625 --> 00:03:16.625
+- What do you see?
+- Incoming. Incoming.
-00:05:32.874 --> 00:05:34.375
-Even Ahmadinejad!
+00:03:16.708 --> 00:03:18.667
+- Elvis, what's the play?
+- Incoming!
-00:05:34.751 --> 00:05:37.920
-And he looks like
-a snitch on Miami Vice.
+00:03:18.750 --> 00:03:20.458
+- I'm on him.
+- Take the legs.
-00:05:38.213 --> 00:05:40.548
-Would it kill him
-to wear a tie?
+00:03:20.542 --> 00:03:21.875
+Fuck!
-00:05:41.049 --> 00:05:44.009
-I mean, is every day
-in Iran casual Friday?
+00:03:21.958 --> 00:03:25.083
+- Oh, my God. What the fuck?
+- I said the fucking legs.
-00:05:44.886 --> 00:05:48.889
-Where is the Head of my Nuclear
-Program and Procurer of Women?
+00:03:25.167 --> 00:03:27.500
+Okay, we've got one minute. Let's go.
-00:05:49.224 --> 00:05:51.058
-Where is Nuclear Nadal?
+00:03:27.583 --> 00:03:30.250
+- Come on!
+- Exit west. We gotta go. Come on!
-00:05:51.309 --> 00:05:53.728
-You had Nadal executed,
-Supreme Leader.
+00:03:30.333 --> 00:03:31.625
+Let's go! Let's go!
-00:05:54.062 --> 00:05:55.187
-Why did I do that?
+00:05:47.125 --> 00:05:51.875
+Fortico Security specialize in armed guard
+cash pick-up trucks and deliveries across L.A.
-00:06:00.986 --> 00:06:01.986
-Supreme Leader!
+00:05:53.042 --> 00:05:55.917
+Our clients are made up
+of large scale retail department stores,
-00:06:02.237 --> 00:06:03.571
-Nadal.
+00:05:56.000 --> 00:06:00.417
+marijuana dispensaries, cash vaults,
+casinos, private banks.
-00:06:03.822 --> 00:06:06.991
-We are just months away
-from refining weapons-grade uranium,
+00:06:00.500 --> 00:06:02.417
+Can I get another one? Thank you.
-00:06:07.242 --> 00:06:09.910
-and we are set
-to test the missile next week.
+00:06:02.500 --> 00:06:04.125
+We're not federal.
-00:06:11.747 --> 00:06:14.457
-It is too round on the top.
-It needs to be pointy.
+00:06:04.208 --> 00:06:06.167
+We're essentially middle men.
-00:06:15.000 --> 00:06:17.752
-Round is not scary.
-Pointy is scary.
+00:06:06.250 --> 00:06:08.875
+Hundreds of millions
+shifting through here every week.
-00:06:18.003 --> 00:06:20.004
-This will put a smile
-on the faces of the enemy.
+00:06:08.958 --> 00:06:11.500
+We got 12 trucks,
+two or three guards in each.
-00:06:20.255 --> 00:06:23.591
-They will think that it is a huge robot
-dildo flying toward them.
+00:06:11.583 --> 00:06:13.708
+A driver, a messenger and a guard.
-00:06:23.842 --> 00:06:25.050
-No, Supreme Leader.
+00:06:13.792 --> 00:06:16.875
+Each moving up to 15 mil a day
+and sometimes more,
-00:06:25.135 --> 00:06:27.887
-The shape of the missile top
-has nothing to do with aerodynamics.
+00:06:16.958 --> 00:06:19.375
+which can attract unwanted attention.
-00:06:27.971 --> 00:06:29.680
-It is about
-the payload delivery.
+00:06:19.458 --> 00:06:21.792
+I won't lie, it can be dangerous.
-00:06:29.765 --> 00:06:31.932
-No. It sticks in the ground,
-and then kaboom.
+00:06:21.875 --> 00:06:24.750
+Which is why we train you properly
+and pay the premium rates.
-00:06:32.434 --> 00:06:33.893
-Supreme Leader,
-I think perhaps
+00:06:25.417 --> 00:06:27.250
+So we can all sleep better at night.
-00:06:33.977 --> 00:06:37.438
-some of your information
-about bombs is coming from cartoons.
-
-00:06:37.564 --> 00:06:39.857
-Nonsense.
-They were research films.
-
-00:06:40.317 --> 00:06:42.610
-And in them,
-the victims of the bomb
-
-00:06:42.694 --> 00:06:44.778
-would get
-very sooty faces
-
-00:06:44.988 --> 00:06:47.865
-and then a see-through
-version of themselves
-
-00:06:48.366 --> 00:06:51.577
-started rising up towards Heaven
-while playing a harp.
-
-00:06:51.953 --> 00:06:55.039
-In this film,
-just one question,
-
-00:06:55.123 --> 00:06:59.043
-was there a duck who,
-when the explosion is happens,
-
-00:06:59.127 --> 00:07:02.338
-his bill goes
-around to the back of his head,
-
-00:07:02.422 --> 00:07:05.549
-and then in order to talk,
-he has to put it back this way?
-
-00:07:06.009 --> 00:07:09.261
-There was somebody
-who suffered a deformity like that.
-
-00:07:09.346 --> 00:07:10.596
-Okay.
-
-00:07:10.680 --> 00:07:14.016
-I am now 100% sure
-that you are watching cartoons.
-
-00:07:14.392 --> 00:07:16.310
-Have you spoken to
-the experts about this?
-
-00:07:16.394 --> 00:07:19.313
-- Have you consulted Professor Bobeye?
-- Who?
-
-00:07:19.397 --> 00:07:22.816
-Professor Bobeye, the one
-with the incredibly strong forearms
-
-00:07:22.901 --> 00:07:24.944
-that are miss-sized
-for his body.
-
-00:07:25.153 --> 00:07:27.446
-The man you are discussing
-is called Popeye.
-
-00:07:27.572 --> 00:07:29.490
-- Bobeye.
-- He is not a professor.
-
-00:07:29.616 --> 00:07:33.369
-Popeye is, as the song
-tells us, a sailor man.
-
-00:07:34.496 --> 00:07:37.248
-Indulge me. For one second,
-pretend that I'm an idiot.
-
-00:07:37.332 --> 00:07:38.374
-Okay. I'm there.
-
-00:07:38.458 --> 00:07:41.669
-And explain to me
-how this bomb
-
-00:07:41.878 --> 00:07:44.547
-will not land in Israel
-
-00:07:44.839 --> 00:07:48.342
-and then, literally,
-bounce right back and blow up Wadiya.
-
-00:07:48.760 --> 00:07:50.302
-Supreme Leader,
-let me explain to you.
-
-00:07:50.428 --> 00:07:51.512
-You've lost me.
-
-00:07:53.515 --> 00:07:54.890
-This is the missile
-in Wadiya,
-
-00:07:55.517 --> 00:07:57.685
-you push the button, "Boop!"
-
-00:08:01.273 --> 00:08:02.273
-Israel...
-
-00:08:06.403 --> 00:08:08.946
-"No! Why?"
-
-00:08:12.117 --> 00:08:13.242
-Nuclear winter.
-
-00:08:13.618 --> 00:08:14.702
-The reality is...
-
-00:08:19.541 --> 00:08:20.541
-Oy vey!
-
-00:08:22.919 --> 00:08:23.919
-Us.
-
-00:08:26.506 --> 00:08:29.842
-Believe me, sir, if I could make
-the device even a little more pointy,
-
-00:08:29.926 --> 00:08:32.428
-I would,
-but I simply cannot.
-
-00:08:35.515 --> 00:08:37.516
-Okay. You know what?
-
-00:08:38.518 --> 00:08:40.311
-Let's just agree
-to disagree, my friend.
-
-00:08:40.645 --> 00:08:41.729
-Okay.
-
-00:08:43.982 --> 00:08:45.316
-What? Why? No!
-
-00:08:46.192 --> 00:08:48.402
-- Don't you remember?
-- Of course I remember!
-
-00:08:48.695 --> 00:08:51.655
-How dare you question my
-memory? I remember everything!
-
-00:08:51.740 --> 00:08:54.575
-No, I would never do that!
-Never! I'm so sorry. I didn't mean that.
-
-00:08:54.868 --> 00:08:57.286
-Don't worry, it's fine.
-Well done, my friend.
-
-00:08:57.579 --> 00:08:58.746
-Thank you.
-
-00:09:00.206 --> 00:09:01.540
-Wait! Wait!
-Where are we going?
-
-00:09:01.750 --> 00:09:04.752
-Admiral General,
-what if we just tell the United Nations
-
-00:09:04.836 --> 00:09:06.170
-we have no nuclear weapons?
-
-00:09:06.254 --> 00:09:07.630
-They will lift
-the sanctions.
-
-00:09:07.714 --> 00:09:09.965
-We'll be free
-to sell oil rights to the Jalabiya desert.
-
-00:09:10.050 --> 00:09:11.634
-Uncle Tamir.
-
-00:09:11.718 --> 00:09:13.927
-Do you not remember
-what my saintly father
-
-00:09:14.012 --> 00:09:15.888
-made me promise him
-on his deathbed?
-
-00:09:16.389 --> 00:09:19.558
-It was never
-to sell Wadiya's oil.
-
-00:09:20.560 --> 00:09:22.603
-You remember that
-was when he gave me power
-
-00:09:22.687 --> 00:09:24.647
-instead of you,
-the rightful heir.
-
-00:09:24.898 --> 00:09:26.398
-You've been so cool about it.
-
-00:09:27.442 --> 00:09:28.776
-Now, let's go back
-to the palace.
-
-00:09:29.027 --> 00:09:30.235
-It's the season finale
-
-00:09:30.320 --> 00:09:34.031
-of Real Housewives
-of Shachahmahahfalimitahlicch!
-
-00:09:36.201 --> 00:09:38.702
-Aladeen! Aladeen!
-
-00:09:55.136 --> 00:09:56.762
-Death to the tyrant!
-
-00:10:07.732 --> 00:10:09.733
-Looks like we need
-to find a new double.
-
-00:10:10.068 --> 00:10:11.402
-Because this one is...
-
-00:10:11.736 --> 00:10:14.446
-You know, I don't know
-if he's going to get better.
-
-00:10:14.781 --> 00:10:16.824
-Oh, he's not going
-to recover, sir. He's dead.
-
-00:10:17.575 --> 00:10:20.786
-Send his wife some
-chocolate covered almond nuts
-
-00:10:20.870 --> 00:10:23.789
-in a cellophane wrapped box.
-Delicious.
-
-00:10:24.165 --> 00:10:27.918
-We're going to send
-your wife some almonds.
-
-00:10:28.044 --> 00:10:30.212
-Chocolate covered
-versions of these.
-
-00:10:33.508 --> 00:10:37.344
-Maroush, I think I dropped
-an almond in his head.
-
-00:10:37.429 --> 00:10:38.846
-Can you take it out?
-
-00:10:39.514 --> 00:10:42.725
-What I don't want to do is
-send the body to the family
-
-00:10:42.809 --> 00:10:45.519
-and then they discover
-an almond in his head,
-
-00:10:45.603 --> 00:10:47.980
-and they say,
-"Why is there an almond in his head?"
-
-00:10:48.064 --> 00:10:49.231
-Take it out.
-
-00:10:51.401 --> 00:10:52.526
-Clean it!
-
-00:10:53.319 --> 00:10:54.611
-How am I gonna eat that?
-
-00:10:57.574 --> 00:10:59.408
-- Don't eat it.
-- Oh, Maroush!
-
-00:11:00.535 --> 00:11:02.703
-Listen, everything
-is gonna be just fine.
-
-00:11:02.871 --> 00:11:04.580
-I don't want you to
-worry about anything.
-
-00:11:05.373 --> 00:11:07.875
-Yeah, how 'bout looking in my eye
-when I'm speaking to you?
-
-00:11:07.959 --> 00:11:11.795
-It's very rude not to look at somebody in
-the eye when they're talking to you.
-
-00:11:13.173 --> 00:11:14.882
-It's okay. Don't worry.
-You're having a rough day.
-
-00:11:24.976 --> 00:11:27.227
-We shot the wrong man.
-
-00:11:27.479 --> 00:11:30.856
-I can fix this. I have a new
-plan. We need to find a new double.
-
-00:11:30.940 --> 00:11:33.901
-One that is simple enough to
-be manipulated completely.
-
-00:11:48.917 --> 00:11:50.918
-I think we found
-what you are looking for.
-
-00:12:00.094 --> 00:12:02.471
-You think this man
-looks like me?
-
-00:12:02.931 --> 00:12:05.265
-You have
-a very big barn.
-
-00:12:05.600 --> 00:12:09.061
-You must have
-many happy goats, hmm?
-
-00:12:09.270 --> 00:12:11.480
-What the fuck
-does that even mean?
-
-00:12:12.774 --> 00:12:16.068
-Uncle Tamir,
-this thing is an idiot.
-
-00:12:16.277 --> 00:12:18.070
-What makes you think
-he can do the job?
-
-00:12:18.404 --> 00:12:22.074
-May I remind you that his only real job is
-to be shot in the head.
-
-00:12:22.575 --> 00:12:25.410
-Very well. Put him
-through the process, okay?
-
-00:12:26.162 --> 00:12:28.205
-Clip his nails,
-file his teeth,
-
-00:12:28.289 --> 00:12:31.083
-bleach his skin,
-and shorten the penis.
-
-00:12:35.421 --> 00:12:37.422
-Megan! Megan!
-
-00:12:38.591 --> 00:12:40.425
-You now have herpes.
-
-00:12:43.263 --> 00:12:45.847
-Megan, you were
-worth every penny.
-
-00:12:46.182 --> 00:12:47.683
-You were super hot.
-
-00:12:48.017 --> 00:12:49.268
-Is my jet ready?
-
-00:12:49.394 --> 00:12:52.437
-Yes, but do you
-want to stay the night?
-
-00:12:52.522 --> 00:12:54.273
-You know, I really
-want to do some cuddling.
-
-00:12:54.357 --> 00:12:55.524
-No. Your time is up.
-
-00:12:55.608 --> 00:12:57.609
-I have to be
-with the Italian Prime Minister tomorrow.
-
-00:12:57.944 --> 00:13:00.320
-Okay. Maroush,
-give the goodie bag!
-
-00:13:00.738 --> 00:13:01.738
+00:06:27.333 --> 00:06:28.375
Thanks.
-00:13:01.823 --> 00:13:03.240
-I trust
-everything is in there,
+00:06:28.458 --> 00:06:30.417
+Now your background checks
+came back fine.
-00:13:03.324 --> 00:13:05.033
-as your manager requested?
+00:06:30.500 --> 00:06:33.292
+And your reference from
+Orange Delta Security was impressive.
-00:13:05.118 --> 00:13:07.202
-Katy Perry said she got
-a diamond Rolex.
+00:06:33.375 --> 00:06:34.958
+That was a good company.
-00:13:07.287 --> 00:13:09.955
-That's because she let me
-Aladeen in her face.
+00:06:35.042 --> 00:06:36.625
+I'm sorry to hear it went bust.
-00:13:12.959 --> 00:13:13.959
-Okay.
+00:06:37.375 --> 00:06:39.417
+- Family?
+- Married.
-00:13:14.043 --> 00:13:16.295
-Right. Are you sure you don't want
-to stay for some cuddles?
+00:06:39.958 --> 00:06:41.125
+- Divorced.
+- No one else?
-00:13:16.379 --> 00:13:17.379
-- No.
-- But, please.
+00:06:42.208 --> 00:06:43.042
+No.
-00:13:17.463 --> 00:13:18.964
-I really want
-someone to cuddle.
+00:06:44.167 --> 00:06:46.625
+Good. Stay focused. I like it.
-00:14:22.528 --> 00:14:25.197
-Breaking news now.
-Just moments ago,
+00:06:47.125 --> 00:06:51.333
+But just so you know,
+we lost a couple of guards a while back.
-00:14:25.281 --> 00:14:26.448
-the U.N. Security
-Council voted
+00:06:51.417 --> 00:06:53.667
+Killed on the job, a civilian too.
-00:14:26.532 --> 00:14:28.909
-to authorize NATO
-air strikes against Wadiya,
+00:06:54.875 --> 00:06:55.958
+A fucking tragedy.
-00:14:28.993 --> 00:14:33.205
-unless Admiral General Aladeen
-agrees to address the U.N. In person.
+00:06:56.583 --> 00:06:58.667
+And they still haven't
+found the scum who did it.
-00:14:33.289 --> 00:14:35.207
-And now, the world waits.
+00:06:59.375 --> 00:07:00.958
+And that's why we've upped our game.
-00:14:35.291 --> 00:14:36.541
-What will Aladeen do next?
+00:07:01.042 --> 00:07:02.708
+Sixty hours of firearms training.
-00:14:56.938 --> 00:15:01.149
-Next. No, no, no. No. Boring,
-boring. Come on. Come on.
+00:07:02.792 --> 00:07:03.708
+Patrick?
-00:15:01.234 --> 00:15:04.611
-Beloved Oppressor,
-I have just received disturbing news.
+00:07:04.708 --> 00:07:06.250
+Are you Patrick Hill?
-00:15:04.696 --> 00:15:07.030
-Welcome
-to the Munich Olympics.
+00:07:06.333 --> 00:07:08.625
+Yeah, no, please, don't get up.
+Good to meet you.
-00:15:07.532 --> 00:15:08.699
-Shalom?
+00:07:09.333 --> 00:07:11.708
+Let's see, Hill, Hill.
-00:15:09.867 --> 00:15:11.034
-Oy vey!
+00:07:11.792 --> 00:07:14.750
+H. I'm gonna call you H,
+if that's okay.
-00:15:11.285 --> 00:15:12.786
-Supreme Leader,
+00:07:15.375 --> 00:07:16.792
+They call me Bullet.
-00:15:12.870 --> 00:15:14.162
-the United Nations
-demands that
+00:07:16.875 --> 00:07:19.792
+Which is ironic
+because I certainly don't move like one.
-00:15:14.247 --> 00:15:17.541
-you address their concerns
-about our nuclear program,
+00:07:19.875 --> 00:07:21.917
+- Are you ready for target practice?
+- Ready.
-00:15:17.625 --> 00:15:19.793
-or they will vote to
-authorize military action.
+00:07:22.000 --> 00:07:23.958
+I saw you had your pistol license already.
-00:15:20.628 --> 00:15:21.795
-Summon my generals.
+00:07:24.625 --> 00:07:27.417
+So this is the pre-assignment
+training course.
-00:15:22.004 --> 00:15:23.630
-I'll join you after
-I finish this level.
+00:07:27.500 --> 00:07:28.792
+We got eight hours together.
-00:15:23.840 --> 00:15:25.632
-Bonus round. Mass grave.
+00:07:28.875 --> 00:07:31.042
+Popping cans off walls and the like.
-00:15:38.521 --> 00:15:42.566
-Those gangsters at the UN
-want me to address them.
+00:07:31.125 --> 00:07:33.458
+You need to hit the 70% pass mark.
-00:15:42.817 --> 00:15:46.611
-Fine! I'll address them like they've
-never been addressed before.
+00:07:33.542 --> 00:07:36.750
+There's some fitness which, by the looks of it,
+shouldn't be a problem for you.
-00:15:46.821 --> 00:15:48.071
-How much time
-have they allotted me?
+00:07:36.833 --> 00:07:39.083
+We just need to see
+how you are under pressure.
-00:15:48.656 --> 00:15:49.740
-Seven minutes, sir.
+00:07:39.708 --> 00:07:40.792
+Shall we get started?
-00:15:49.949 --> 00:15:52.534
-I'll talk for 14 hours!
+00:07:40.875 --> 00:07:42.125
+Whatever you say, Bullet.
-00:15:53.077 --> 00:15:55.746
-And three of those
-will be untranslatable.
+00:08:01.625 --> 00:08:03.167
+That's quite enough of that.
-00:15:55.872 --> 00:15:57.247
-Literally, baby noises.
+00:08:16.667 --> 00:08:18.042
+Been a while, huh?
-00:16:00.960 --> 00:16:03.545
-Okay. Let's rehearse this.
-Role play, role play.
+00:08:19.042 --> 00:08:20.917
+Little practice, I'm sure you'll get there.
-00:16:03.671 --> 00:16:05.672
-You, come on.
-This'll be fun.
+00:08:32.708 --> 00:08:37.208
+Too far, too far.
+Pull it up a little. Pull it up.
-00:16:05.840 --> 00:16:08.800
-So, Secretary General,
-your soldiers will weep...
+00:08:44.708 --> 00:08:47.750
+Look at that: 70%.
-00:16:10.762 --> 00:16:13.472
-I'm so sorry!
-Listen, it was not my fault.
+00:08:48.292 --> 00:08:49.583
+You just slipped in.
-00:16:13.556 --> 00:16:16.099
-I mean, somebody had
-set the safety catch
+00:08:49.667 --> 00:08:51.417
+Any less, we'd be doing this again.
-00:16:16.184 --> 00:16:18.018
-to "Aladeen"
-instead of "Aladeen."
+00:08:51.917 --> 00:08:54.708
+You won't be joining a Formula 1 team
+any time soon,
-00:16:18.603 --> 00:16:20.353
-Look, I mean,
-this whole gun...
+00:08:54.792 --> 00:08:56.167
+but you'll do for this job.
-00:16:21.731 --> 00:16:23.523
-It's gonna be fine.
-You just need to ice it.
+00:08:56.833 --> 00:08:58.208
+Let's get you suited.
-00:16:23.858 --> 00:16:25.066
-You got to ice.
+00:08:59.500 --> 00:09:00.667
+How many we've got coming?
-00:16:25.485 --> 00:16:26.735
-Promise me
-you're going to ice?
+00:09:02.042 --> 00:09:05.375
+In that case I'll get three pounds of ribs
+and a bucket of wings for the kids.
-00:16:26.986 --> 00:16:28.111
-Okay. Tamir!
+00:09:05.458 --> 00:09:06.583
+Cough up, Bullet.
-00:16:28.863 --> 00:16:30.614
-Inflate my neck pillow
+00:09:06.667 --> 00:09:09.000
+- Dude, I'm on the phone.
+- I don't care. Thirty dollars.
-00:16:30.698 --> 00:16:34.075
-and pack my book
-of medium-level Sudoku.
+00:09:09.083 --> 00:09:10.125
+- How much?
+- Thirty bucks.
-00:16:34.577 --> 00:16:37.329
-We're going to America!
+00:09:10.208 --> 00:09:12.500
+- Wait for it. Wait for it.
+- Change.
-00:17:04.106 --> 00:17:05.482
-America!
+00:09:12.583 --> 00:09:14.542
+- Suplex!
+- I want that money.
-00:17:05.858 --> 00:17:09.069
-The birthplace of AIDS.
+00:09:14.625 --> 00:09:17.167
+- There you go, buddy.
+- Give me the dollar, dollar.
-00:17:12.824 --> 00:17:17.244
-Supreme Leader, I took the liberty
-of hiring some extra security.
+00:09:17.250 --> 00:09:19.083
+- Forty-one...
+- Thank you.
-00:17:17.328 --> 00:17:18.829
-This is Mr. Clayton.
+00:09:19.167 --> 00:09:20.875
+Forty-two's not gonna beat me.
-00:17:18.913 --> 00:17:22.040
-Admiral General,
-I am here for your protection 24/7.
-
-00:17:22.124 --> 00:17:23.208
-Okay.
-
-00:17:23.292 --> 00:17:26.878
-But in the interest of full disclosure, I
-have to say I hate A-rabs.
-
-00:17:27.755 --> 00:17:29.881
-Well, that's fine,
-because I'm not an Arab.
-
-00:17:30.591 --> 00:17:33.927
-Well, you're
-all A-rabs to me, the blacks, the Jews,
-
-00:17:34.011 --> 00:17:36.763
-those blue tree-hugging
-queers in A-vatar.
-
-00:17:39.267 --> 00:17:42.769
-In fact, anyone from outside of
-America is technically an A-rab.
-
-00:17:43.896 --> 00:17:45.021
-Listen, while you're here,
-
-00:17:45.106 --> 00:17:48.400
-I highly recommend a visit
-to the Empire State Building,
-
-00:17:48.484 --> 00:17:51.570
-before you or one of your
-sand-monkey cousins takes it down.
-
-00:17:52.238 --> 00:17:55.699
-Also, if you're interested in taking
-in a Broadway show while you're here,
-
-00:17:55.950 --> 00:17:57.492
-and you don't mind
-the homo stuff,
-
-00:17:57.785 --> 00:17:59.828
-I highly recommend
-Billy Elliot.
-
-00:18:00.913 --> 00:18:03.415
-You know what, I like this guy
-despite his liberal views.
-
-00:18:03.499 --> 00:18:04.708
-Very good, sir.
-
-00:18:09.797 --> 00:18:13.592
-Supreme Leader, the suite has been
-renovated to your specifications.
-
-00:18:19.098 --> 00:18:22.267
-Twenty dollars a day
-for Internet? What the fuck?
-
-00:18:23.603 --> 00:18:27.314
-And they accuse me
-of being an international criminal?
-
-00:18:28.774 --> 00:18:30.567
-Beloved Oppressor,
-try to get some sleep.
-
-00:18:30.651 --> 00:18:32.277
-Tomorrow is
-your big speech.
-
-00:18:32.486 --> 00:18:35.363
-Nobody touch the minibar!
-It's a fucking rip-off!
-
-00:18:55.176 --> 00:18:56.927
-Rise and shine.
-
-00:18:58.179 --> 00:18:59.179
-Who are you?
-
-00:18:59.639 --> 00:19:01.848
-We've actually
-already met.
-
-00:19:02.433 --> 00:19:03.516
-Hello, Aladdin.
-
-00:19:04.018 --> 00:19:05.769
-Clayton? I thought
-we were friends.
-
-00:19:07.021 --> 00:19:08.355
-Nice to see you, too.
-
-00:19:09.857 --> 00:19:11.024
-Here's the deal.
-
-00:19:11.150 --> 00:19:13.360
-I'm gonna kill you,
-and then I'm gonna burn your body.
-
-00:19:13.527 --> 00:19:14.569
-No, no, no.
-Please, don't.
-
-00:19:14.654 --> 00:19:18.823
-But before I do I have
-one very important question for you.
-
-00:19:19.575 --> 00:19:21.576
-Did you get a chance
-to see Billy Elliot?
-
-00:19:23.162 --> 00:19:24.162
-Yes.
-
-00:19:24.288 --> 00:19:25.372
-And?
-
-00:19:25.581 --> 00:19:28.208
-I found it heartwarming
-and life-affirming.
-
-00:19:29.627 --> 00:19:32.045
-Thank you!
-How great is that show?
-
-00:19:32.213 --> 00:19:33.630
-It is.
-It's great, yeah.
-
-00:19:33.714 --> 00:19:36.216
-You know, he's got like
-an artist inside himself,
-
-00:19:36.425 --> 00:19:40.053
-but he's in this working class place
-and no one understands him.
-
-00:19:40.137 --> 00:19:43.139
-He's just like...
-I'm gonna express myself in my dance.
-
-00:19:43.307 --> 00:19:44.641
-And he expresses himself...
-
-00:19:45.393 --> 00:19:48.770
-And he doesn't wanna use violence,
-but he puts his violence into his dance.
-
-00:19:49.063 --> 00:19:50.146
-You should try that.
-
-00:19:51.440 --> 00:19:54.651
-Okay. So, we gotta get down
-to business. Enough chit-chat.
-
-00:19:54.735 --> 00:19:56.236
-I'm being paid to kill you.
-
-00:19:56.570 --> 00:19:58.029
-But I'm gonna
-torture you for free.
-
-00:20:02.868 --> 00:20:04.160
-Are you serious?
-
-00:20:04.412 --> 00:20:05.578
-Where'd you get
-those relics?
-
-00:20:05.663 --> 00:20:08.248
-From the Shah of Iran's
-garage sale?
-
-00:20:08.666 --> 00:20:09.666
-Yeah, right.
-
-00:20:09.750 --> 00:20:11.167
-I mean, I know there's
-nothing more annoying
-
-00:20:11.252 --> 00:20:12.752
-than a backseat torturer,
-but, please, come on.
-
-00:20:13.087 --> 00:20:14.421
-This is great stuff.
-
-00:20:14.505 --> 00:20:17.924
-It's not great stuff.
-That's like 1972, hello.
-
-00:20:19.677 --> 00:20:23.179
-You won't be talking
-so much smack with this up your butt.
-
-00:20:23.764 --> 00:20:26.850
-That's the Anal Umbrella.
-It's a good device, I grant you,
-
-00:20:26.934 --> 00:20:28.852
-but where's
-the splash guard?
-
-00:20:28.936 --> 00:20:30.895
-You're going to kill me
-and your white shirt.
-
-00:20:31.230 --> 00:20:32.939
-It didn't come
-with a splash guard.
-
-00:20:33.024 --> 00:20:35.025
-You're gonna get chara
-on your trousers.
-
-00:20:35.359 --> 00:20:37.193
-I can see it has
-a screw hole for one.
-
-00:20:37.278 --> 00:20:38.695
-Apparently,
-I didn't get it.
-
-00:20:39.238 --> 00:20:41.072
-All right, Mr. Smart Guy,
-
-00:20:41.282 --> 00:20:43.366
-check out this bad boy.
-
-00:20:43.451 --> 00:20:45.910
-Oh, that's not bad.
-The Kandahar Cock Wrench.
-
-00:20:45.995 --> 00:20:47.370
-Okay, so, now
-we're getting somewhere.
-
-00:20:47.455 --> 00:20:50.290
-It's actually been banned in Saudi
-Arabia for being too safe.
-
-00:20:51.417 --> 00:20:53.793
-You know,
-this is totally depressing.
-
-00:20:54.086 --> 00:20:55.462
-Listen, just show me
-another one.
-
-00:20:55.546 --> 00:20:58.298
-You know, honestly, I don't even want
-to show you anything anymore.
-
-00:20:59.008 --> 00:21:00.300
-Don't be like that.
-
-00:21:00.843 --> 00:21:02.802
-You know, I don't even think
-you want to be tortured.
-
-00:21:02.887 --> 00:21:04.220
-I don't want
-to be tortured.
-
-00:21:04.305 --> 00:21:05.555
-You're just, like,
-taking all the fun out of it!
-
-00:21:05.639 --> 00:21:07.807
-You just want me to say
-compliments all the time.
-
-00:21:07.975 --> 00:21:10.810
-So either you want the truth
-or you want compliments. Decide!
-
-00:21:11.020 --> 00:21:14.397
-It'd be nice if I got just a little bit
-of positive feedback about my tools.
-
-00:21:14.523 --> 00:21:16.357
-What else you got?
-I'm gonna love the next thing!
-
-00:21:16.442 --> 00:21:17.567
-I will be supportive.
-
-00:21:17.818 --> 00:21:19.152
-All right.
-
-00:21:19.695 --> 00:21:22.030
-Just this. This pours
-hot fire out on you.
-
-00:21:22.281 --> 00:21:24.199
-Oh,
-the Fallujah Firehose!
-
-00:21:24.283 --> 00:21:26.034
-Someone's got
-a friend in Syria!
-
-00:21:26.118 --> 00:21:27.577
-I am pretty proud of it.
-
-00:21:27.661 --> 00:21:29.245
-There is a new model,
-you know.
-
-00:21:30.456 --> 00:21:31.790
-I've got one that
-works by Bluetooth.
-
-00:21:33.751 --> 00:21:35.418
-Screw it. Screw it!
-Screw it!
-
-00:21:35.753 --> 00:21:37.045
-I'm going to enjoy this now.
-
-00:21:37.129 --> 00:21:38.880
-No, don't. Don't.
-Don't. Please, don't!
-
-00:21:46.889 --> 00:21:50.308
-No one will recognize
-the body without this!
-
-00:21:50.559 --> 00:21:52.811
-The Supreme Beard!
-You will be cursed!
-
-00:21:52.937 --> 00:21:54.020
-No, no, don't do it!
-
-00:21:54.104 --> 00:21:55.897
-Come on!
-Why won't this catch?
-
-00:21:55.981 --> 00:21:59.818
-You foolish man! There is no earthly
-fire that could ever light...
-
-00:22:01.278 --> 00:22:04.113
-The flames
-of the righteous attack the unjust!
-
-00:22:13.457 --> 00:22:16.876
-I'll be back with help!
-J. K.! Just kidding!
-
-00:22:22.049 --> 00:22:23.716
-My speech.
-
-00:22:25.386 --> 00:22:28.555
-Yo!
-Average American shopper!
-
-00:22:29.098 --> 00:22:30.723
-I do not have
-any money on me,
-
-00:22:30.975 --> 00:22:32.183
-but if you give me
-your clothes
-
-00:22:32.268 --> 00:22:35.395
-I'll make a sizeable donation
-in your name to al-Qaeda.
-
-00:22:40.693 --> 00:22:47.615
-Hey, hey, oh, oh!
-Aladeen has got to go!
-
-00:22:49.285 --> 00:22:51.286
-Hello. I am
-Admiral General Aladeen.
-
-00:22:51.370 --> 00:22:53.580
-I am here to
-deliver my speech to the United Nations.
-
-00:22:53.664 --> 00:22:55.498
-Look, Admiral,
-it's too hot for crazy.
-
-00:22:55.749 --> 00:22:56.791
-How dare you?
-
-00:22:56.959 --> 00:22:59.002
-Listen, Tamir is
-coming right now.
-
-00:22:59.253 --> 00:23:01.421
-You're going to
-be in big trouble. Here he is.
-
-00:23:01.881 --> 00:23:03.214
-Tamir! Tamir!
-
-00:23:12.224 --> 00:23:14.350
-Tamir, it was you, you snake!
-
-00:23:16.228 --> 00:23:19.898
-He's not the
-legitimate leader!
-
-00:23:19.982 --> 00:23:21.816
-He's not
-the legitimate leader!
-
-00:23:21.901 --> 00:23:25.153
-He's not the
-legitimate leader!
-
-00:23:26.655 --> 00:23:29.490
-You have rehearsed the
-speech I prepared for you?
-
-00:23:29.575 --> 00:23:32.577
-Yes. But when is
-the General coming?
-
-00:23:32.828 --> 00:23:33.995
-He's feeling ill.
-
-00:23:34.246 --> 00:23:36.331
-Does he have worms in his shilshul?
-
-00:23:36.415 --> 00:23:37.582
-Very possibly.
-
-00:23:38.167 --> 00:23:40.668
-Admiral General Aladeen
-preparing
-
-00:23:40.753 --> 00:23:42.837
-to address the General
-Assembly of the United Nations.
-
-00:23:42.922 --> 00:23:43.922
-An historic moment.
-
-00:23:44.006 --> 00:23:45.673
-He's approaching the podium.
-
-00:23:46.008 --> 00:23:48.259
-And he's walked
-right past the podium.
-
-00:23:48.427 --> 00:23:49.427
-What is he doing?
-
-00:23:49.845 --> 00:23:51.846
-You are making
-a fool out of me!
-
-00:23:52.181 --> 00:23:54.182
-Let's bring in Denise,
-our U. N. Correspondent.
-
-00:23:54.266 --> 00:23:55.475
-What do you make of that?
-
-00:23:56.268 --> 00:23:58.186
-Well, I have to say,
-he's got their attention.
-
-00:23:58.520 --> 00:24:00.688
-Every eye in the room
-is on him right now.
-
-00:24:00.773 --> 00:24:03.191
-And he's returning
-to the podium.
-
-00:24:04.109 --> 00:24:05.860
-And he's fallen
-off the stage.
-
-00:24:05.945 --> 00:24:07.612
-What do you make
-of that, Denise?
-
-00:24:07.863 --> 00:24:12.533
-You know, he's clearly implying that the
-U. N. Must fall before him.
-
-00:24:12.952 --> 00:24:15.453
-Drinking from the
-pitcher of water directly,
-
-00:24:15.537 --> 00:24:18.081
-as opposed to
-the glass that I'm sure must be up there.
-
-00:24:18.165 --> 00:24:19.207
-What do you think
-that means?
-
-00:24:19.291 --> 00:24:21.334
-Again, it's another
-attempt to say,
-
-00:24:21.418 --> 00:24:23.628
-"Listen, I'm not going
-to play by your rules."
-
-00:24:23.712 --> 00:24:25.380
-And he seems to have
-a pitcher of urine out.
-
-00:24:25.881 --> 00:24:28.132
-I believe he just
-urinated in the pitcher.
-
-00:24:29.885 --> 00:24:31.552
-He is now drinking
-his urine.
-
-00:24:31.804 --> 00:24:33.471
-It looks to be
-his own urine.
-
-00:24:34.014 --> 00:24:35.264
-Sorry. You want?
-
-00:24:35.516 --> 00:24:37.850
-Trying to force it
-on the Israeli delegation.
-
-00:24:38.435 --> 00:24:39.852
-That might be
-the ambassador.
-
-00:24:40.270 --> 00:24:43.940
-He is dumping the urine
-on the Israeli delegation.
-
-00:24:44.191 --> 00:24:45.441
-Oh, that's a good one.
-
-00:24:47.277 --> 00:24:49.112
-Okay, he's returning
-to the podium.
-
-00:24:49.613 --> 00:24:54.033
-Much has been made
-of the hostility between our countries.
-
-00:24:54.535 --> 00:24:56.869
-With the help
-of the U.M.,
-
-00:24:57.121 --> 00:25:00.540
-I will draft a new
-constitution for Wadiya
-
-00:25:00.874 --> 00:25:05.878
-and sign it in five days,
-on Wadiya's Independence Day.
-
-00:25:06.213 --> 00:25:07.213
-No, no, no.
-
-00:25:07.464 --> 00:25:09.215
-This new constitution
-
-00:25:09.466 --> 00:25:11.092
-will end the dictatorship...
-
-00:25:11.176 --> 00:25:12.176
-No!
-
-00:25:12.261 --> 00:25:15.722
-...and it will
-turn Wadiya into a
-
-00:25:16.223 --> 00:25:17.557
-democracy.
-
-00:25:20.477 --> 00:25:22.895
-No! Democracy? Never!
-
-00:25:23.647 --> 00:25:24.981
-Never!
-
-00:25:26.150 --> 00:25:29.235
-The Wadiyan people
-love being oppressed!
-
-00:25:30.070 --> 00:25:32.530
-Dictatorship forever!
-
-00:25:39.872 --> 00:25:41.372
-Come on! Come with me!
-
-00:25:42.166 --> 00:25:43.207
-Hurry!
-
-00:25:48.547 --> 00:25:50.882
-Hello, person. Person.
-
-00:25:51.133 --> 00:25:52.467
-Black person.
-
-00:25:53.135 --> 00:25:54.802
-The double that
-you found is good.
-
-00:25:54.887 --> 00:25:56.637
-He is almost as dumb
-as the real guy.
-
-00:25:56.889 --> 00:25:59.390
-So, Wadiya will
-become a democracy.
-
-00:25:59.892 --> 00:26:02.060
-China is a democracy,
-too.
-
-00:26:04.063 --> 00:26:05.772
-Once that constitution
-is signed,
-
-00:26:05.856 --> 00:26:09.067
-I will be able
-to sell Wadiya's oil rights. Gazprom,
-
-00:26:09.401 --> 00:26:11.694
-you will have control of
-Wadiya's southern oil fields.
-
-00:26:11.779 --> 00:26:13.571
-B. P., you will
-control the north.
-
-00:26:13.655 --> 00:26:15.073
-Exxon, you will have
-all offshore rights,
-
-00:26:15.157 --> 00:26:17.408
-provided you do not
-use B. P.'s drilling rigs.
-
-00:26:17.493 --> 00:26:21.496
-And, Mr. Lao of PetroChina, you will
-have the lease on our shale reserves.
-
-00:26:21.580 --> 00:26:23.539
-Some of those reserves are
-in densely populated areas.
-
-00:26:23.916 --> 00:26:26.250
-Then unpopulate them.
-
-00:26:26.752 --> 00:26:29.629
-After you've paid me
-my 30% finder's fee, of course.
-
-00:26:30.089 --> 00:26:31.422
-Gentlemen.
-
-00:26:33.258 --> 00:26:35.426
-So, you're going
-to make billions.
-
-00:26:35.511 --> 00:26:37.512
-What will you do
-with all those dollars?
-
-00:26:37.971 --> 00:26:41.641
-I will buy the house on Lake Como
-next to George Clooney's.
-
-00:26:41.892 --> 00:26:43.810
-I love George Clooney!
-
-00:26:44.144 --> 00:26:45.937
-He's an old-fashioned
-movie star.
-
-00:26:46.021 --> 00:26:47.814
-He gay?
-He suck my dick?
-
-00:26:48.607 --> 00:26:52.276
-No, those are just rumors.
-Are you a homosexual?
-
-00:26:52.528 --> 00:26:55.113
-No, no, no, it's more
-of a power trip with me.
-
-00:26:55.197 --> 00:26:56.739
-Everybody has a price.
-
-00:26:56.824 --> 00:26:59.909
-Tommy Lee Jones let me roll it in my
-fingers for two hundred grand!
-
-00:27:07.209 --> 00:27:09.794
-Oh, my gosh,
-that was so crazy!
-
-00:27:10.129 --> 00:27:12.296
-I am so honored
-to be able to help you.
-
-00:27:12.548 --> 00:27:14.549
-Finally, somebody
-who knows who I am.
-
-00:27:14.800 --> 00:27:16.050
-Yeah, of course!
-
-00:27:16.135 --> 00:27:19.804
-You're the Wadiyan dissident who was
-standing up to that asshole Aladeen.
-
-00:27:20.305 --> 00:27:21.806
-It was so brave of you.
-
-00:27:22.057 --> 00:27:24.142
-- My name is Zoey.
-- I don't care.
-
-00:27:24.351 --> 00:27:25.351
-What's yours?
-
-00:27:25.644 --> 00:27:28.312
-My name is Ala... son.
-
-00:27:28.814 --> 00:27:30.648
-- Allison?
-- Right. Allison.
-
-00:27:30.983 --> 00:27:32.817
-What's your last name?
-
-00:27:35.737 --> 00:27:37.071
-Burgers.
-
-00:27:38.073 --> 00:27:39.907
-Nice to meet you,
-Allison Burgers.
-
-00:27:39.992 --> 00:27:41.701
-- You know, I...
-- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
-
-00:27:42.369 --> 00:27:46.122
-Allison, could you
-please take your hands off my breasts?
-
-00:27:46.498 --> 00:27:48.541
-Those are breasts?
-I thought you were a boy.
-
-00:27:52.087 --> 00:27:54.755
-- Where are you taking me to?
-- To Brooklyn!
-
-00:28:04.183 --> 00:28:06.309
-So, yeah,
-this is my store!
-
-00:28:06.393 --> 00:28:07.852
-This is the Free
-Earth Collective.
-
-00:28:08.103 --> 00:28:11.439
-We are a vegan, feminist,
-non-profit cooperative operating
-
-00:28:11.523 --> 00:28:13.774
-within an anti-racist,
-anti-oppressive framework
-
-00:28:13.859 --> 00:28:15.526
-for people of
-all or no genders.
-
-00:28:16.778 --> 00:28:18.946
-We are
-a pure democracy,
-
-00:28:19.031 --> 00:28:21.115
-just like Wadiya's
-going to be soon!
-
-00:28:21.450 --> 00:28:23.159
-Get me clothes,
-little man.
-
-00:28:23.452 --> 00:28:25.203
-Oh, you know what, there's some in
-the Earthquake Relief box
-
-00:28:25.287 --> 00:28:26.829
-in the lesbian bathroom,
-right there.
-
-00:28:26.914 --> 00:28:28.122
-Right.
-
-00:28:29.208 --> 00:28:31.626
-So, Allison,
-we're the only store in New York,
-
-00:28:31.710 --> 00:28:33.920
-other than that fascist
-superchain Green World,
-
-00:28:34.004 --> 00:28:36.005
-that sells your nation's
-specialty fruit, mafroom,
-
-00:28:36.465 --> 00:28:38.549
-which I know
-you people eat a lot of.
-
-00:28:38.884 --> 00:28:40.676
-Oh, I hope that didn't come off
-like a cultural stereotype.
-
-00:28:40.761 --> 00:28:43.221
-Because I'm, like,
-the furthest thing from a racist.
-
-00:28:43.513 --> 00:28:46.182
-I pretty much haven't
-had a white boyfriend since high school.
-
-00:28:46.433 --> 00:28:48.226
-Well, the darker races
-are less choosy.
-
-00:28:49.853 --> 00:28:51.854
-Okay, that came off
-as kind of offensive.
-
-00:28:52.105 --> 00:28:53.439
-Thank you.
-
-00:28:54.775 --> 00:28:56.692
-Anyway, let me give
-you the grand tour.
-
-00:28:56.777 --> 00:28:59.612
-Up on the roof,
-we have this amazing organic garden...
-
-00:28:59.947 --> 00:29:02.448
-Boring! Do you sell
-any assault rifles?
-
-00:29:02.866 --> 00:29:05.534
-Oh, wait. I got it.
-Humor. Right?
-
-00:29:05.786 --> 00:29:08.287
-I took a feminist
-clown workshop once.
-
-00:29:08.538 --> 00:29:10.581
-Help! Help! I'm trapped
-under a glass ceiling!
-
-00:29:10.958 --> 00:29:12.583
-What the fuck?
-
-00:29:12.918 --> 00:29:14.835
-I wasn't the best
-student, but...
-
-00:29:14.962 --> 00:29:17.380
-We've got this wellness center
-downstairs in the basement,
-
-00:29:17.506 --> 00:29:20.758
-where we do water birth.
-Have you ever seen a water birth?
-
-00:29:21.176 --> 00:29:23.386
-Not a water birth,
-but I've seen a water death.
-
-00:29:23.637 --> 00:29:25.137
-Wow. Was it moving?
-
-00:29:25.597 --> 00:29:27.181
-There was actually
-very little movement.
-
-00:29:27.307 --> 00:29:30.309
-A little wriggling,
-then two bubbles, and then a big bloop
-
-00:29:30.477 --> 00:29:31.686
-and the wallet floats up.
-
-00:29:33.271 --> 00:29:34.563
-You seem educated.
-
-00:29:34.815 --> 00:29:36.440
-Yes.
-I went to Amherst.
-
-00:29:36.858 --> 00:29:38.776
-I love it when
-women go to school.
-
-00:29:38.860 --> 00:29:41.862
-It's like seeing
-a monkey on rollerskates.
-
-00:29:42.114 --> 00:29:45.116
-It means nothing to them,
-but it's so adorable for us.
-
-00:29:45.701 --> 00:29:47.618
-Okay. Well, hey, Allison,
-
-00:29:47.703 --> 00:29:50.955
-you know, we'd love to have you work
-here if you ever wanted to.
-
-00:29:51.039 --> 00:29:55.209
-All of our employees
-are political refugees, just like you!
-
-00:29:55.419 --> 00:29:56.460
-There's Hannah over here.
-
-00:29:56.586 --> 00:30:00.464
-She's from El Salvador. She's a really
-useful member of our team.
-
-00:30:03.051 --> 00:30:05.553
-Useful as what?
-A coat hanger?
-
-00:30:06.805 --> 00:30:08.639
+00:09:20.958 --> 00:09:22.875
+- Fuck off, Dana.
- Come on.
-- Allison, that's not funny.
-00:30:08.974 --> 00:30:11.976
-Okay. I tell you what,
-get back to work, Captain Hook!
+00:09:22.958 --> 00:09:24.958
+You're not supposed to be here, anyway.
-00:30:12.310 --> 00:30:14.478
-- "Captain Hook." It's funny.
-- No, it's not funny.
+00:09:25.042 --> 00:09:27.667
+No, I think it's you who's
+in the wrong change room, Stuart.
-00:30:14.730 --> 00:30:15.730
-Who's that?
+00:09:27.750 --> 00:09:29.667
+Come on, let's look lively, people.
-00:30:15.981 --> 00:30:16.981
-Oh, this is Joteph.
+00:09:29.750 --> 00:09:32.458
+Chop-chop, show me your money.
-00:30:17.065 --> 00:30:19.483
-He's from a Sudanese tribe
-that has no concept of money.
+00:09:32.542 --> 00:09:36.000
+Ladies and gentlemen,
+we have a new addition.
-00:30:19.735 --> 00:30:21.986
-His entire village
-was ransacked.
+00:09:36.083 --> 00:09:38.917
+- Here you go, Shirley.
+- May I introduce H.
-00:30:22.237 --> 00:30:23.320
-Hey, Sub-Saharan!
+00:09:40.542 --> 00:09:41.708
+Yeah, she'll do.
-00:30:24.573 --> 00:30:28.159
-Do you think you could get me 100
-child soldiers here by 5:00 p. M?
+00:09:41.792 --> 00:09:42.958
+Put 'em down, Dana.
-00:30:28.243 --> 00:30:29.285
-No!
+00:09:43.625 --> 00:09:45.417
+Come on. I'll show you your locker.
-00:30:29.369 --> 00:30:30.661
-Okay. Time out! Time out.
+00:09:46.458 --> 00:09:47.542
+This one is yours.
-00:30:30.746 --> 00:30:31.954
-Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
+00:09:50.417 --> 00:09:51.917
+- You good?
+- Yeah.
-00:30:32.247 --> 00:30:33.914
-Shave your under-the-arms!
+00:09:52.000 --> 00:09:53.083
+Why, don't I look it?
-00:30:34.249 --> 00:30:37.084
-I dread to think what kind of jungle
-you have on your malawach!
+00:09:53.875 --> 00:09:57.750
+No, buddy, you look like
+a shrink-wrapped Rolls-Royce
-00:30:37.419 --> 00:30:38.919
-That is very inappropriate.
+00:09:57.833 --> 00:10:00.292
+in contrast to this car crash.
-00:30:39.087 --> 00:30:41.922
-Don't tell me what
-to say and what not to say, little boy.
+00:10:00.375 --> 00:10:03.125
+Meet Hollow Bob and Boy Sweat Dave.
-00:30:42.090 --> 00:30:44.258
-You need to put
-that finger away.
+00:10:03.708 --> 00:10:05.542
+You look like you could do
+some pull ups.
-00:30:44.342 --> 00:30:45.718
-I won't put my
-finger away because...
+00:10:05.625 --> 00:10:07.375
+I put a 50 on you beating Boy Sweat here.
-00:30:45.802 --> 00:30:47.303
-Look, I've got
-two fingers now.
+00:10:07.458 --> 00:10:09.917
+What's the matter with him?
+He looks good for it.
-00:30:47.387 --> 00:30:48.429
-Okay.
+00:10:10.000 --> 00:10:12.667
+Yeah, that's what Boy Sweat thinks.
+But he's also a cock.
-00:30:48.513 --> 00:30:52.099
-If you do not stop using hateful
-language, you cannot work here.
+00:10:13.292 --> 00:10:15.583
+- Who's a cock?
+- You're a cock, Dave.
-00:30:52.517 --> 00:30:54.477
-All right. I promise.
+00:10:15.667 --> 00:10:17.708
+I reckon our man here
+could pull yours right off.
-00:30:54.561 --> 00:30:55.770
-Okay.
+00:10:18.250 --> 00:10:21.583
+- He looks like he could handle a cock.
+- Yeah. Small hands.
-00:30:57.189 --> 00:30:59.774
-I tricked you,
-Wolverina.
+00:10:21.667 --> 00:10:23.750
+Makes me very popular
+and you look good.
-00:31:01.109 --> 00:31:03.778
-Justin Bieber's
-chubby double!
+00:10:24.917 --> 00:10:25.875
+What's that?
-00:31:06.031 --> 00:31:07.865
-Hairy Potter!
+00:10:28.708 --> 00:10:29.958
+I said...
-00:31:15.791 --> 00:31:17.458
-Good-bye, old friend.
+00:10:31.500 --> 00:10:32.625
+I'm sure you'd win.
-00:31:24.591 --> 00:31:25.966
-When will the Supreme
-Leader be better?
+00:10:33.333 --> 00:10:34.167
+At what?
-00:31:26.051 --> 00:31:27.093
-In time.
+00:10:35.125 --> 00:10:36.208
+The pull ups.
-00:31:27.260 --> 00:31:31.597
-He's resting in his bedroom
-and must never, ever be disturbed.
+00:10:39.458 --> 00:10:40.875
+Oh, charming.
-00:31:32.015 --> 00:31:33.516
-Time for bed.
+00:10:41.542 --> 00:10:42.583
+One of yours?
-00:31:37.687 --> 00:31:40.856
-Being Aladeen has its perks,
-does it not?
+00:10:42.667 --> 00:10:44.083
+I've been looking for him.
-00:31:44.111 --> 00:31:45.694
-Dropped your belt.
+00:10:44.167 --> 00:10:46.625
+- I'll put him back in the collection.
+- Glad I could help.
-00:32:01.795 --> 00:32:03.170
-What are you doing?
+00:10:46.708 --> 00:10:48.458
+You're making friends already.
-00:32:03.255 --> 00:32:04.463
-She tried to milk me!
+00:10:48.542 --> 00:10:50.500
+It's worth getting to know Dave.
-00:32:04.714 --> 00:32:05.714
+00:10:50.583 --> 00:10:53.333
+He's quite entertaining
+in an unintentional kind of way.
+
+00:10:53.417 --> 00:10:56.792
+Yeah. He once killed a hamster
+because he squeezed it too tight.
+
+00:10:56.875 --> 00:10:59.333
+He can't write
+without sticking his tongue out.
+
+00:10:59.417 --> 00:11:01.750
+This is your temporary side arm.
+
+00:11:01.833 --> 00:11:03.333
+Just fill you get your own.
+
+00:11:03.417 --> 00:11:05.333
+I need you to love it, respect it,
+
+00:11:06.042 --> 00:11:07.375
+and bring it back in one piece.
+
+00:11:07.458 --> 00:11:09.875
+They want us back in one piece too?
+
+00:11:09.958 --> 00:11:12.750
+- Do you have a problem?
+- I don't know, do I?
+
+00:11:13.417 --> 00:11:15.833
+What happens if we're pulling pistols
+in a machine-gun fight?
+
+00:11:15.917 --> 00:11:19.083
+Then you retort
+with a positive mental attitude.
+
+00:11:20.208 --> 00:11:21.917
+- Name?
+- He's H.
+
+00:11:22.875 --> 00:11:23.708
+H.
+
+00:11:24.708 --> 00:11:27.875
+Like the bomb or like Jesus H.
+
+00:11:29.417 --> 00:11:32.083
+Well, if you can mushroom cloud
+or walk on water,
+
+00:11:32.167 --> 00:11:34.000
+what you worried about machine guns for?
+
+00:11:37.875 --> 00:11:39.500
+It's the rock star's first day.
+
+00:11:39.583 --> 00:11:41.917
+All right. Lucky I got a soft drop then.
+
+00:11:42.000 --> 00:11:45.000
+Try to keep your piece strapped,
+like he should have done on prom night.
+
+00:11:45.083 --> 00:11:46.750
+You're just unhappy I'm happy.
+
+00:11:46.833 --> 00:11:49.917
+Yeah, only man I know that married
+the first woman he banged.
+
+00:11:50.000 --> 00:11:51.875
+You're a cynical old dog, Supe.
+
+00:11:51.958 --> 00:11:54.125
+But I still got plenty of bitches.
+
+00:11:54.208 --> 00:11:55.292
+Of course he does.
+
+00:12:04.417 --> 00:12:05.625
+Oh, that's nice.
+
+00:12:06.208 --> 00:12:08.750
+- Who's your pal?
+- I'll explain later.
+
+00:12:12.083 --> 00:12:14.875
+Jesus Christ,
+at least try to look busy, Shirley.
+
+00:12:16.667 --> 00:12:18.792
+You're gonna love who your new partner is.
+
+00:12:18.875 --> 00:12:20.458
+Just tell me it ain't the limey.
+
+00:12:20.542 --> 00:12:22.208
+Commando doof himself.
+
+00:12:22.292 --> 00:12:23.208
+Fuck!
+
+00:12:24.792 --> 00:12:28.292
+Boy Sweat, you'll be happy to hear
+that H is replacing Sticky John.
+
+00:12:28.375 --> 00:12:30.000
+- Thank you, Stuart.
+- Got it, Bullet.
+
+00:12:30.083 --> 00:12:32.375
+Stay out from under my feet
+and we'll get along just fine.
+
+00:12:33.167 --> 00:12:35.958
+Do you have any idea
+how dangerous this job can be?
+
+00:12:36.042 --> 00:12:37.208
+Somewhat do, yeah.
+
+00:12:37.292 --> 00:12:39.500
+No, you have no idea.
+
+00:12:39.583 --> 00:12:42.458
+We ain't the predators, we're the prey.
+
+00:12:47.750 --> 00:12:49.958
+Boy Sweat's up front.
+You jump in there with him.
+
+00:12:50.042 --> 00:12:51.167
+Whatever you say, boss.
+
+00:13:00.625 --> 00:13:03.417
+Hear about the guards that
+were murdered? It happened down there.
+
+00:13:03.500 --> 00:13:05.375
+Come on, Dave, it's his first day.
+
+00:13:05.458 --> 00:13:06.875
+What? He needs to hear this.
+
+00:13:06.958 --> 00:13:09.375
+Don't engage.
+He'll forget what he said in a moment.
+
+00:13:10.208 --> 00:13:11.042
+I heard.
+
+00:13:12.667 --> 00:13:13.792
+It's a tragedy.
+
+00:13:15.125 --> 00:13:18.875
+What you didn't hear is that I was
+meant to be driving the truck that day.
+
+00:13:22.083 --> 00:13:23.667
+Why wasn't you?
+
+00:13:23.750 --> 00:13:25.667
+- I was sick.
+- Hungover.
+
+00:13:25.750 --> 00:13:28.750
+Sick! All holes.
+
+00:13:28.833 --> 00:13:30.792
+The last thing I needed
+was the feds in my face
+
+00:13:30.875 --> 00:13:32.917
+trying to make out if I was involved.
+
+00:13:33.000 --> 00:13:34.917
+Lucky you had a strong alibi.
+
+00:13:35.000 --> 00:13:36.250
+Fuck you, Bullet.
+
+00:13:37.167 --> 00:13:38.583
+He was staying at his mom's.
+
+00:13:39.875 --> 00:13:41.500
+She knows how I like my eggs.
+
+00:13:46.208 --> 00:13:49.375
+This is a $2 million pick up
+for Bank of the U.S.
+
+00:13:49.458 --> 00:13:52.417
+Dave will stay in the truck.
+H, you're coming with me.
+
+00:13:52.500 --> 00:13:55.208
+You get to meet the lovely ladies
+who work the tills.
+
+00:13:55.292 --> 00:13:57.167
+Just be wary of Hot Betty.
+
+00:13:57.250 --> 00:14:00.000
+If you're lucky,
+she'll only take your fucking arm off.
+
+00:14:02.292 --> 00:14:05.250
+Godfrey, H. H, Godfrey.
+
+00:14:05.333 --> 00:14:07.125
+- H.
+- Godfrey.
+
+00:14:07.208 --> 00:14:08.583
+X marks the spot.
+
+00:14:10.417 --> 00:14:12.875
+Godfrey, as always, a pleasure.
+
+00:14:14.542 --> 00:14:16.458
+I like the way you handle that cart.
+
+00:14:16.542 --> 00:14:18.208
+Where did you learn that technique?
+
+00:14:18.292 --> 00:14:20.333
+Spent a lot of time in supermarkets.
+
+00:14:21.083 --> 00:14:21.958
+Shopping.
+
+00:14:22.042 --> 00:14:25.000
+I can picture it now.
+
+00:14:25.083 --> 00:14:28.792
+A paragon of modern man on a wild sojourn,
+
+00:14:28.875 --> 00:14:33.375
+stalking down the aisles,
+hunting for Pop-Tarts.
+
+00:14:33.458 --> 00:14:35.667
+Pop-Tarts are not really my poison, Bullet.
+
+00:14:36.500 --> 00:14:42.083
+I prefer to lose myself in the dizzy food coma
+of synthetic cheese and impossible meat.
+
+00:14:42.792 --> 00:14:45.292
+What has the world come to?
+
+00:14:45.375 --> 00:14:47.500
+A direct line of evolution.
+
+00:14:47.583 --> 00:14:49.375
+From Paleolithic man...
+
+00:14:50.250 --> 00:14:52.250
+to a diabetic house husband.
+
+00:14:54.250 --> 00:14:56.083
+- Harsh.
+- But true.
+
+00:15:00.583 --> 00:15:01.750
+How'd your boy do?
+
+00:15:02.542 --> 00:15:06.167
+Did he survive the hostile territory
+of Hot Betty and the menopausal MILFs?
+
+00:15:06.833 --> 00:15:09.167
+Did you make poo-poo
+or is your diaper still clean?
+
+00:15:09.250 --> 00:15:10.542
+He did just fine.
+
+00:15:10.625 --> 00:15:13.042
+Hot Betty almost slid off her seat.
+
+00:15:13.125 --> 00:15:15.167
+So there's juice in the old raisin yet.
+
+00:15:30.375 --> 00:15:32.292
+Wakey, wakey, Sticky.
+
+00:15:35.542 --> 00:15:37.667
+2411. Clear to proceed.
+
+00:15:43.750 --> 00:15:46.000
+Pull in slowly this time, Boy Sweat.
+
+00:15:52.500 --> 00:15:54.292
+Base, this is Gamma. Reporting back.
+
+00:15:54.375 --> 00:15:55.792
+Copy that, Gamma.
+
+00:15:56.542 --> 00:15:58.000
+Who's that boyfriend of yours?
+
+00:15:58.708 --> 00:16:01.417
+They always gotta see the driver
+and messenger,
+
+00:16:01.500 --> 00:16:03.125
+otherwise, you ain't getting in.
+
+00:16:08.333 --> 00:16:09.708
+Okay, Gamma. You're clear.
+
+00:16:10.625 --> 00:16:12.583
+At least your boy didn't fuck that up.
+
+00:16:13.458 --> 00:16:14.875
+I still prefer Sticky John.
+
+00:16:14.958 --> 00:16:17.458
+Everyone prefers Sticky John.
+
+00:16:17.542 --> 00:16:19.125
+You're gonna love him, Dave.
+
+00:16:19.208 --> 00:16:22.208
+He's got that exotic European thing
+working for him.
+
+00:16:22.292 --> 00:16:24.042
+It'll take you a while to dial in.
+
+00:16:24.125 --> 00:16:25.917
+Hasn't taken me very long.
+
+00:16:26.000 --> 00:16:29.917
+I don't care what you guys think.
+That man's a dark horse.
+
+00:16:30.000 --> 00:16:31.458
+What do you mean by that?
+
+00:16:31.542 --> 00:16:34.417
+That cat's overqualified for this game.
+He's got history.
+
+00:16:35.417 --> 00:16:39.500
+We're all overqualified for this game.
+And we all got history.
+
+00:16:42.083 --> 00:16:45.042
+Beer and pool? Your first day is over.
+
+00:16:46.208 --> 00:16:47.292
+It's a tradition.
+
+00:16:47.375 --> 00:16:49.667
+Sure. Give me two minutes.
+
+00:17:23.208 --> 00:17:27.083
+- Point of the game is to get the ball in the hole.
+- Point of a woman is to shut the fuck up, Dana.
+
+00:17:27.167 --> 00:17:30.375
+Well, that Ivy League education
+is really working for you, Boy Sweat.
+
+00:17:30.458 --> 00:17:32.292
+Pretty soon, you'll all be working for me.
+
+00:17:32.375 --> 00:17:34.250
+Power is in this big head here.
+
+00:17:34.333 --> 00:17:37.250
+It's definitely not in your little head,
+or you still blaming the beer?
+
+00:17:38.792 --> 00:17:41.292
+Yo, you gonna take your shot or what?
+
+00:17:41.375 --> 00:17:44.375
+At least I'll still be here next week
+to take a shot.
+
+00:17:44.458 --> 00:17:45.917
+What's that supposed to mean?
+
+00:17:46.000 --> 00:17:47.792
+He's already got your road job.
+
+00:17:47.875 --> 00:17:49.833
+Word around the pool table is
+
+00:17:49.917 --> 00:17:51.250
+boss has eyes for the new boy.
+
+00:17:51.333 --> 00:17:54.333
+What, flat-footed limey? I'd shit him.
+
+00:17:54.417 --> 00:17:55.917
+Maybe you should say that to his face.
+
+00:17:56.000 --> 00:17:57.417
+Maybe I will.
+
+00:17:57.500 --> 00:18:00.667
+I spy with my little eye that I smell fear.
+
+00:18:00.750 --> 00:18:02.417
+That doesn't make any sense.
+
+00:18:03.125 --> 00:18:03.958
+Hey, John.
+
+00:18:04.792 --> 00:18:06.375
+You're an idiot.
+
+00:18:07.958 --> 00:18:09.250
+Fucking assholes.
+
+00:18:09.958 --> 00:18:12.250
+Here comes the walk of shame.
+
+00:18:12.333 --> 00:18:14.875
+Yo, action man, can I buy you a beer?
+
+00:18:16.167 --> 00:18:17.083
No.
-00:32:05.966 --> 00:32:08.134
-They are trying
-to pleasure you.
+00:18:20.667 --> 00:18:21.750
+Sorry...
-00:32:08.301 --> 00:32:11.053
-Allow the girls to use
-their many talents.
+00:18:22.917 --> 00:18:23.750
+You mind?
-00:32:20.689 --> 00:32:21.730
-No!
+00:18:31.375 --> 00:18:34.125
+So where did you work before then?
-00:32:21.815 --> 00:32:24.316
-Supreme Leader!
-The girls!
+00:18:34.208 --> 00:18:38.417
+Orange Delta Security, Europe.
-00:32:24.651 --> 00:32:27.319
-Girls, show him
-your bosoms.
+00:18:39.250 --> 00:18:41.583
+Jolly exciting, was it, mate?
-00:32:53.221 --> 00:32:56.849
-Let me in! I have
-85 rooms at this hotel!
+00:18:45.250 --> 00:18:47.375
+Yeah, spectacular.
-00:32:56.933 --> 00:32:59.018
-It's me, Admiral
-General Aladeen!
+00:18:50.125 --> 00:18:52.375
+You ain't much for talking,
+are you, Mary Poppins?
-00:32:59.102 --> 00:33:00.394
-I lost my beard!
+00:18:52.458 --> 00:18:55.750
+No, I can talk.
+I just don't want to talk to you.
-00:33:00.979 --> 00:33:02.104
-You don't got a pass,
-you don't get in.
+00:18:56.458 --> 00:18:57.917
+Let me buy you a beer.
-00:33:02.189 --> 00:33:05.524
-But I'm staying here! I paid twenty
-dollars for the fucking Internet!
+00:18:58.542 --> 00:19:00.500
+Just make sure you drink it over there.
-00:33:06.318 --> 00:33:09.195
-How much do you charge
-for assassinations?
+00:19:12.667 --> 00:19:13.583
+Anything else?
-00:33:29.633 --> 00:33:31.634
-Why is this
-happening to me?
+00:19:22.250 --> 00:19:24.125
+I gotta give it to you, H.
-00:33:32.552 --> 00:33:35.888
-All I ever did was
-steal my country's wealth
+00:19:24.208 --> 00:19:26.500
+You're a real social magician.
-00:33:36.348 --> 00:33:39.391
-and execute anybody
-who did not agree with me,
+00:19:27.417 --> 00:19:29.042
+First, you take his job...
-00:33:40.018 --> 00:33:41.143
-and many who did.
+00:19:30.417 --> 00:19:33.000
+and then you make him cry in his beer.
-00:33:41.811 --> 00:33:42.895
-Why me?
+00:19:55.125 --> 00:19:56.917
+What is taking him so long?
-00:33:43.313 --> 00:33:47.024
-Why is it always
-the good guys? Why?
+00:19:57.000 --> 00:19:59.583
+It's a 10-grand drop. He should have
+been back five minutes ago.
-00:33:54.032 --> 00:33:55.241
-Nadal?
+00:20:03.500 --> 00:20:05.542
+Hey, Bullet, what's taking you so long?
-00:34:41.621 --> 00:34:43.622
-Welcome to
-the Death to Aladeen Restaurant.
+00:20:10.250 --> 00:20:13.750
+Bullet, unless you found
+some beautiful, blue-eyed Latino boy,
-00:34:44.332 --> 00:34:47.084
-Wait. You look
-very familiar.
+00:20:13.833 --> 00:20:15.083
+you should be back by now.
-00:34:47.460 --> 00:34:48.752
-Do I know you?
+00:20:20.833 --> 00:20:23.875
+Fucking fuck!
-00:34:51.172 --> 00:34:53.632
-Sorry.
+00:20:23.958 --> 00:20:27.417
+Don't fucking look at me...
-00:34:54.009 --> 00:34:55.217
-So sorry, Supreme Leader.
+00:20:31.250 --> 00:20:32.208
+Dave.
-00:34:55.427 --> 00:34:57.219
-Don't worry.
-I'm 50% to blame.
+00:20:35.667 --> 00:20:37.458
+They're gonna fucking kill me.
-00:34:59.889 --> 00:35:02.099
-No! No! Supreme Leader!
+00:20:41.167 --> 00:20:43.333
+Now listen to me, ladies,
-00:35:02.976 --> 00:35:04.935
-Definitely not.
-I must be going.
+00:20:43.417 --> 00:20:47.958
+if you want to see your girlfriend again,
+you'll do exactly as I say.
-00:35:05.020 --> 00:35:06.145
-No, no. Stay, please.
+00:20:51.833 --> 00:20:54.833
+Um, I have to call this-- No...
-00:35:06.438 --> 00:35:08.564
-If you hate Aladeen
-and you like good food,
+00:20:55.458 --> 00:20:57.750
+There's a protocol for this.
+We have to drive away.
-00:35:08.648 --> 00:35:11.650
-this is the place for you.
-This way. Here we go.
+00:20:57.833 --> 00:20:58.917
+Sorry?
-00:35:26.416 --> 00:35:27.666
-Enjoy it.
+00:20:59.000 --> 00:21:01.792
+They don't want his 10 grand.
+They don't want his 10 grand.
-00:35:31.338 --> 00:35:32.629
-No! No!
+00:21:01.875 --> 00:21:04.833
+The money is in the truck. We have
+2.5 million dollars. If we take it away,
-00:35:48.188 --> 00:35:49.355
-For you.
+00:21:04.917 --> 00:21:06.167
+they're not gonna hurt him.
-00:35:50.440 --> 00:35:51.815
-What is your name?
+00:21:06.250 --> 00:21:07.167
+Dave.
-00:35:52.233 --> 00:35:53.442
-Allison Burgers.
+00:21:08.583 --> 00:21:11.917
+You need to pull yourself together.
+You need to reconsider this.
-00:35:54.235 --> 00:35:56.987
-That's a made-up name.
-What's your real name?
+00:21:12.000 --> 00:21:14.792
+Reconsider? That's why they have
+the fucking policy!
-00:36:00.700 --> 00:36:01.742
-Ladis.
+00:21:14.875 --> 00:21:17.542
+You don't want to do this?
+Get out of the truck now.
-00:36:02.035 --> 00:36:03.077
-Ladis what?
+00:21:17.625 --> 00:21:19.792
+But we're not leaving him behind.
-00:36:03.495 --> 00:36:05.371
-Ladis Washerum.
+00:21:19.875 --> 00:21:22.333
+He's one of us. It's only money.
-00:36:09.167 --> 00:36:11.585
-So your name
-is like the sign. "Ladies Washroom"?
+00:21:23.500 --> 00:21:27.042
+In short, I'm getting him back.
-00:36:11.669 --> 00:36:13.379
-That is a made-up name.
+00:21:28.292 --> 00:21:33.417
+Stop fucking around.
+You have one minute before she dies.
-00:36:13.755 --> 00:36:15.297
-What is your real name?
+00:21:34.333 --> 00:21:37.542
+Now turn the key and drive
-00:36:15.507 --> 00:36:18.509
-I am interested.
-We are interested.
+00:21:37.625 --> 00:21:40.875
+and I will tell you when to stop.
-00:36:22.555 --> 00:36:23.764
-Emploice.
+00:21:40.958 --> 00:21:42.625
+Are you gonna drive or you getting out?
-00:36:24.182 --> 00:36:25.432
-Emploice what?
+00:21:43.458 --> 00:21:44.417
+Oh, shit.
-00:36:25.725 --> 00:36:28.185
-Emploice... Muswashans.
+00:21:45.500 --> 00:21:47.167
+This is such a bad idea.
-00:36:30.772 --> 00:36:32.272
-That is a made-up name.
+00:22:01.042 --> 00:22:03.375
+Take the next left.
-00:36:34.567 --> 00:36:35.692
-Okay.
+00:22:20.333 --> 00:22:22.833
+Now stop the truck.
-00:36:35.777 --> 00:36:37.903
-What is your real name?
+00:22:32.500 --> 00:22:34.333
+All right. All right.
-00:36:38.571 --> 00:36:39.863
-Max.
+00:22:36.583 --> 00:22:40.000
+We got your fucking friend,
+he don't mean shit to us.
-00:36:40.240 --> 00:36:41.240
-Max what?
+00:22:40.083 --> 00:22:41.500
+They're serious.
-00:36:41.449 --> 00:36:45.202
-Imumoccupancyu
-One-hundred-and-twenty.
+00:22:42.542 --> 00:22:44.083
+Shut the fuck up.
-00:36:48.248 --> 00:36:50.499
-There's a number in the name?
+00:22:44.167 --> 00:22:47.042
+Open the fucking doors
-00:36:50.583 --> 00:36:53.210
-Who are you?
-An Aladeen sympathizer?
+00:22:47.125 --> 00:22:50.125
+and pick up the money
+and throw it in the flatbed.
-00:36:53.420 --> 00:36:56.171
-No, no, no!
-Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. No, no, no!
+00:22:50.208 --> 00:22:52.917
+You open up, they're just gonna kill us
+and take the money, anyway.
-00:36:56.256 --> 00:36:57.256
-No!
+00:22:54.333 --> 00:22:57.542
+Dave, you just worry about putting your asshole
+back in your asshole.
-00:36:57.340 --> 00:36:59.758
-It's Aladeen!
-It's Aladeen without the beard!
+00:22:57.625 --> 00:22:58.833
+And leave this to me.
-00:37:00.135 --> 00:37:01.885
-No! It's not Aladeen!
+00:23:00.375 --> 00:23:01.083
+Fuck!
-00:37:02.762 --> 00:37:03.804
-Hasan, lock the door!
+00:23:19.542 --> 00:23:21.292
+- Fuck.
+- This guy's fucking around.
-00:37:06.891 --> 00:37:09.351
-Wait, wait, wait, no!
-There you are, cousin!
+00:23:21.375 --> 00:23:23.167
+- He's throwing bags on the floor.
+- Goddamn it.
-00:37:09.811 --> 00:37:12.146
-This is my cousin.
-I see you've all met him.
+00:23:23.250 --> 00:23:24.708
+Listen up, fuckboy.
-00:37:12.355 --> 00:37:15.149
-He's very simple
-and backwards. I'm sorry.
+00:23:24.792 --> 00:23:27.583
+I said throw the money
+in the fucking flatbed.
-00:37:15.233 --> 00:37:16.358
-- Sorry.
-- It's okay, sit.
+00:23:27.667 --> 00:23:31.708
+Try to get clever again and old boy's
+getting a face full of shit.
-00:37:16.443 --> 00:37:17.776
-- Okay.
-- Sit and eat.
+00:23:31.792 --> 00:23:33.125
+Don't be fucking slick.
-00:37:18.319 --> 00:37:19.611
-Have a seat, cousin.
+00:23:33.208 --> 00:23:35.833
+Just do what he says.
+These guys are fucking serious.
-00:37:20.238 --> 00:37:22.614
-Very sorry.
-My apologies. Enjoy.
+00:23:41.000 --> 00:23:43.542
+Get it in the truck next time,
+you fuck nut.
-00:37:22.824 --> 00:37:25.909
-What are you doing here?
-And what has happened to your beard?
+00:23:43.625 --> 00:23:44.500
+Sorry, pal.
-00:37:26.369 --> 00:37:29.538
-I've been replaced by this body
-double who's a total imbecile.
+00:23:47.125 --> 00:23:48.250
+Fuck!
-00:37:29.664 --> 00:37:31.290
-How are you alive?
+00:23:51.667 --> 00:23:52.542
+Fuck.
-00:37:31.458 --> 00:37:34.126
-How am I... Wait.
-You don't know?
+00:23:52.625 --> 00:23:56.250
+Put the gun down-- Take the money!
-00:37:34.210 --> 00:37:35.335
-No.
+00:23:59.000 --> 00:24:00.708
+Please, stop!
-00:37:35.420 --> 00:37:38.797
-Every single person
-you had executed is still alive.
+00:24:00.792 --> 00:24:04.125
+Give them the fucking money!
+Are you fucking insane?
-00:37:39.215 --> 00:37:41.216
-We all live here
-in Little Wadiya.
+00:24:07.000 --> 00:24:08.542
+Fuck!
-00:37:41.301 --> 00:37:43.760
-The executioner, he is
-a member of the Resistance!
+00:24:23.000 --> 00:24:24.750
+Bullet! Bullet!
-00:37:44.137 --> 00:37:45.345
-You mean I never
-executed anybody?
+00:24:24.833 --> 00:24:26.542
+Who is this fucking lunatic?
-00:37:45.430 --> 00:37:46.472
-No.
+00:24:48.375 --> 00:24:50.292
+Fuck!
-00:37:46.556 --> 00:37:48.557
-Like, honestly, zero people.
+00:24:54.917 --> 00:24:56.000
+Who do you work for?
-00:37:50.393 --> 00:37:54.396
-Nadal, you must help me
-get back into power.
+00:24:56.625 --> 00:24:58.792
+Suck my fucking dick.
-00:37:54.480 --> 00:37:56.315
-What? No.
-Why would I do that?
+00:24:59.583 --> 00:25:00.458
+What did you say?
-00:37:56.399 --> 00:37:58.775
-I have a perfectly
-good job here. I'm a Mac Genius!
+00:25:01.625 --> 00:25:04.292
+I said suck my fucking dick.
-00:37:59.611 --> 00:38:01.612
-What do you do?
+00:25:04.375 --> 00:25:05.625
+Suck your own dick.
-00:38:03.656 --> 00:38:06.950
-Mostly, I clean
-semen out of laptops.
+00:25:16.875 --> 00:25:17.875
+You all right, Dave?
-00:38:08.203 --> 00:38:10.204
-Congratulations.
-Living the American dream.
+00:25:20.208 --> 00:25:21.625
+Did you make poo-poo?
-00:38:10.747 --> 00:38:13.415
-Okay, fine. I will help you.
-On one condition.
-
-00:38:13.499 --> 00:38:14.750
-Name it.
-
-00:38:14.834 --> 00:38:16.460
-You reinstate me
-as Head of Nuclear Research,
-
-00:38:17.337 --> 00:38:18.837
-so I can finish
-building my bomb.
-
-00:38:19.214 --> 00:38:20.214
-Deal.
-
-00:38:20.423 --> 00:38:22.674
-One last thing.
-
-00:38:22.967 --> 00:38:25.427
-You will let me build
-a round nuclear weapon.
-
-00:38:25.845 --> 00:38:28.013
-Never. It must be pointy.
-
-00:38:28.556 --> 00:38:30.682
-- Wait a minute. This is...
-- Whoa.
-
-00:38:31.893 --> 00:38:34.478
-Okay, compromise. Conical.
-
-00:38:34.562 --> 00:38:36.313
-- Round. Round.
-- Teat-shaped.
-
-00:38:37.398 --> 00:38:38.649
-Okay.
-
-00:38:38.816 --> 00:38:40.275
-- Okay. Deal.
-- Deal.
-
-00:38:43.613 --> 00:38:45.447
-Ladies and gentlemen
-of the press,
-
-00:38:45.531 --> 00:38:48.742
-our Supreme Leader
-is indisposed to answer your questions
-
-00:38:49.035 --> 00:38:52.746
-as he is currently
-drafting Wadiya's new constitution,
-
-00:38:53.039 --> 00:38:55.082
-which is scheduled
-to be signed
-
-00:38:55.166 --> 00:38:58.252
-at the Lancaster Penthouse
-Ballroom in three days.
-
-00:38:58.336 --> 00:39:00.003
+00:25:39.417 --> 00:25:40.708
Thank you.
-No further questions.
-00:39:13.935 --> 00:39:16.478
-There is no way we're going to
-get anywhere near this hotel
+00:25:46.958 --> 00:25:48.833
+Last but not least, Mr. Hill.
-00:39:16.562 --> 00:39:18.939
-without a security pass.
-This is ridiculous.
+00:25:48.917 --> 00:25:51.042
+Well, you're all
+sticking to the same story.
-00:39:19.691 --> 00:39:21.358
-- Wait.
-- What are you doing?
+00:25:51.125 --> 00:25:52.250
+That's what happened.
-00:39:21.609 --> 00:39:23.610
-Hiding from that
-lesbian hobbit.
+00:25:53.667 --> 00:25:56.750
+What I don't understand
+is how you managed to take down six men
-00:39:24.112 --> 00:39:25.195
-That woman,
-you know her?
+00:25:56.833 --> 00:25:58.333
+without even so much as a scratch.
-00:39:25.571 --> 00:39:27.406
-I cannot begin to tell you
-what an honor it is
+00:25:58.417 --> 00:26:00.042
+You gotta admit it's impressive.
-00:39:27.490 --> 00:39:29.366
-to be able to provide
-all of the catering...
+00:26:00.125 --> 00:26:01.667
+He saved his partner's life.
-00:39:29.450 --> 00:39:30.742
-Well, of course.
+00:26:02.667 --> 00:26:04.542
+What about your firearms experience?
-00:39:30.827 --> 00:39:32.119
-...and the mafroom
-for this signing.
+00:26:04.625 --> 00:26:07.833
+Your shooting
+was unambiguously precise yet...
-00:39:32.203 --> 00:39:33.870
-You just paid
-this month's rent!
+00:26:08.875 --> 00:26:11.458
+your training scores were decidedly average.
-00:39:34.080 --> 00:39:35.998
-She offered me a job.
+00:26:11.542 --> 00:26:13.583
+Barely even passed.
-00:39:36.082 --> 00:39:38.834
-Can you imagine that?
-Me? Working?
+00:26:15.083 --> 00:26:16.458
+Kill or be killed.
-00:39:39.002 --> 00:39:42.379
-Listen, hold onto that badge. It's the only
-thing that'll get you past security.
+00:26:18.917 --> 00:26:20.708
+Seemed to focus the mind.
-00:39:42.463 --> 00:39:43.422
-Okay, thanks.
+00:26:24.500 --> 00:26:26.833
+All right. Well, there's something else.
-00:39:43.506 --> 00:39:44.965
-Wait a minute.
+00:26:28.333 --> 00:26:30.875
+I'd like you to take a look at this video.
-00:39:45.300 --> 00:39:49.177
-Wait, her company is catering the
-event. She has a security pass!
+00:26:30.958 --> 00:26:34.500
+This is security footage from the raid
+on the Fortico cash truck before,
-00:39:49.387 --> 00:39:51.555
-That is the answer.
-This is the plan.
+00:26:34.583 --> 00:26:36.417
+when the guards were killed.
-00:39:51.639 --> 00:39:54.141
-Okay? You will take that
-job and you will work for her.
+00:26:36.500 --> 00:26:39.250
+- I can't watch this again.
+- Step outside, by all means.
-00:39:54.475 --> 00:39:57.311
-I will get you
-an identical beard and costume.
+00:26:41.333 --> 00:26:44.583
+We just want you to let us know
+if you think there's any connection
-00:39:57.520 --> 00:39:58.812
-And then on
-the day of the event,
+00:26:44.667 --> 00:26:47.667
+between this robbery
+and the men you encountered before.
-00:39:58.896 --> 00:40:01.982
-you enter the Lancaster
-as a member of her staff.
+00:26:58.708 --> 00:27:00.833
+You all right to keep watching?
-00:40:02.066 --> 00:40:04.067
-You will find the double,
-switch with him,
-
-00:40:04.152 --> 00:40:06.611
-then rip up the constitution
-in front of the whole world.
-
-00:40:07.071 --> 00:40:10.282
-Me? Work for that
-hairy titted yeti?
-
-00:40:27.342 --> 00:40:28.383
-Kimberly?
-
-00:40:29.218 --> 00:40:30.218
-Zoey.
-
-00:40:30.428 --> 00:40:31.511
-Who cares?
-
-00:40:31.971 --> 00:40:34.514
-I've come here
-to apologize
-
-00:40:34.891 --> 00:40:38.185
-about some of the comments
-I may have made about
-
-00:40:38.353 --> 00:40:40.312
-Captain Hook and Blackie.
-
-00:40:42.273 --> 00:40:43.273
-Great!
-
-00:40:43.649 --> 00:40:45.901
-And I accept your job offer
-as general manager.
-
-00:40:45.985 --> 00:40:48.028
-Well, you can't be the manager,
-because I am the manager.
-
-00:40:48.363 --> 00:40:49.488
-Well, I can
-if I killed you.
-
-00:40:52.241 --> 00:40:54.242
-I think I'm starting
-to get you.
-
-00:40:54.327 --> 00:40:56.453
-All right, then...
-I will get you.
-
-00:40:57.372 --> 00:40:59.039
-Great!
-Let's get you to work!
-
-00:40:59.540 --> 00:41:01.124
-Yeah?
-Hold on one second.
-
-00:41:01.376 --> 00:41:04.002
-Hey, my man!
-Excuse me. Hairnet!
-
-00:41:04.128 --> 00:41:05.128
+00:27:01.917 --> 00:27:02.750
Yeah.
-00:41:05.671 --> 00:41:08.131
-I need a little of the
-quinoa salad, please,
+00:27:03.750 --> 00:27:04.833
+I'm all right.
-00:41:08.341 --> 00:41:11.134
-and throw a couple of
-extra cranny-b's on top, if you could,
+00:27:10.042 --> 00:27:11.125
+Mr. Hill?
-00:41:11.344 --> 00:41:14.137
-and I kind of need you
-to hurry up, chief. Chop-chop.
+00:27:11.667 --> 00:27:13.042
+Anything ringing a bell?
-00:41:17.266 --> 00:41:18.266
-Next!
+00:27:17.458 --> 00:27:18.542
+Mr. Hill?
-00:41:20.228 --> 00:41:22.145
-Whoa, whoa!
-Occupied!
-
-00:41:22.230 --> 00:41:24.523
-Out. I have to clean.
-Come on, out you go, out you go.
-
-00:41:24.607 --> 00:41:25.899
-- What? You're hurting me!
-- Out. Come on.
-
-00:41:26.275 --> 00:41:29.403
-Hey, Allison,
-can you take out the garbage? Thanks.
-
-00:41:36.494 --> 00:41:39.955
-Look! One of the
-customers left a tip of
-
-00:41:40.248 --> 00:41:44.626
-some Nair and some female razors.
-Does anybody want to use it?
-
-00:41:49.966 --> 00:41:51.091
-Stop that.
-
-00:41:52.093 --> 00:41:53.385
-Suck it, loser.
-
-00:42:00.309 --> 00:42:01.726
-Clean-up on aisle four!
-
-00:42:14.449 --> 00:42:16.032
-Hey, buddy, I saw that.
-
-00:42:16.117 --> 00:42:18.452
-That is very disrespectful
-to your leader.
-
-00:42:18.661 --> 00:42:19.744
-Whatever, dude.
-Who are you,
-
-00:42:19.829 --> 00:42:22.289
-Osama bin Laden's
-best friend?
-
-00:42:22.457 --> 00:42:25.000
-No, he is not
-my best friend!
-
-00:42:25.209 --> 00:42:26.877
-Though he has been staying
-in my guest house
-
-00:42:26.961 --> 00:42:29.045
-ever since they shot
-his double last year.
-
-00:42:30.214 --> 00:42:31.965
-Now the guy won't leave.
-
-00:42:32.049 --> 00:42:34.259
-I know why this guy's
-the most hated man in the world.
-
-00:42:34.343 --> 00:42:36.344
-You just have to go
-to the bathroom after him.
-
-00:42:36.471 --> 00:42:38.388
-You go to the bathroom
-after Osama,
-
-00:42:38.473 --> 00:42:41.224
-you will realize
-the true meaning of terrorism.
-
-00:43:00.536 --> 00:43:01.703
-Here is the plan.
-
-00:43:01.787 --> 00:43:03.538
-We're going to take
-this helicopter tour
-
-00:43:03.623 --> 00:43:06.082
-and fly over
-the Lancaster to spot its weaknesses.
-
-00:43:06.417 --> 00:43:10.003
-Remember, we're just two
-ordinary American tourists
-
-00:43:10.338 --> 00:43:12.339
-looking at the sights.
-
-00:43:12.548 --> 00:43:15.842
-Don't worry, nobody gonna suspect
-anything. It's a great plan, pointy.
-
-00:43:16.302 --> 00:43:17.802
-Don't do anything
-to arouse any suspicions.
-
-00:43:17.887 --> 00:43:20.722
-Don't worry.
-I am Wadiya's number one actor.
-
-00:43:20.806 --> 00:43:23.475
-You don't win four
-Wadiyan Golden Globes for nothing.
-
-00:43:23.559 --> 00:43:25.894
-Yes, you do,
-because you gave them to yourself!
-
-00:43:26.354 --> 00:43:29.064
-My performance in
-Aladeen Jones and the Temple ofDoom
-
-00:43:29.148 --> 00:43:30.190
-was outstanding.
-
-00:43:30.274 --> 00:43:31.650
-I give it thumbs down.
-
-00:43:31.734 --> 00:43:33.443
-Have you seen
-You've Got Mail Bomb?
-
-00:43:33.945 --> 00:43:36.404
-Yes, I've seen them all!
-They're all terrible movies!
-
-00:43:36.489 --> 00:43:37.864
-Listen to me. Okay?
-
-00:43:38.241 --> 00:43:40.033
-You are a terrible actor.
-
-00:43:40.117 --> 00:43:44.246
-I urge you, right now,
-keep your performance small and real.
-
-00:43:44.330 --> 00:43:46.248
-All right, can you
-get me a cloak?
-
-00:43:46.332 --> 00:43:47.332
-Why?
-
-00:43:47.416 --> 00:43:49.167
-Because I think
-my guy would be wearing a cloak.
-
-00:43:49.252 --> 00:43:53.463
-No, your guy wears an American flag
-sweatsuit and a sheriff's badge.
-
-00:43:53.548 --> 00:43:54.548
-I need the sheriff's badge.
-
-00:43:54.632 --> 00:43:56.049
-For what?
-
-00:43:56.133 --> 00:43:57.425
-You're sheriff
-of American douche-town!
-
-00:43:58.177 --> 00:43:59.177
-That's rude.
-
-00:43:59.262 --> 00:44:00.262
-Listen.
-
-00:44:00.346 --> 00:44:04.224
-We're going to walk over
-there, act very inconspicuous.
-
-00:44:04.684 --> 00:44:05.725
-- Okay. No problem.
-- This has to work.
-
-00:44:05.851 --> 00:44:07.519
-Don't worry.
-Just relax.
-
-00:44:10.189 --> 00:44:11.273
-Are you okay?
-
-00:44:11.691 --> 00:44:12.691
-My guy has a limp.
-
-00:44:13.192 --> 00:44:16.278
-I fell off me horse
-at the old Bull & Bush Pub
-
-00:44:16.362 --> 00:44:17.529
-because
-I am a cockney.
-
-00:44:17.697 --> 00:44:18.863
-Listen! Listen, okay?
-
-00:44:19.031 --> 00:44:21.741
-You need to focus up right now
-and be prepared
-
-00:44:21.909 --> 00:44:24.119
-to deliver a small,
-subtle performance.
-
-00:44:24.203 --> 00:44:25.620
-- Okay, great, okay.
-- Okay, good.
-
-00:44:25.705 --> 00:44:27.247
-Okay. So, when
-we go to fly...
-
-00:44:27.331 --> 00:44:28.999
-Don't do that
-with your eyes!
-
-00:44:29.083 --> 00:44:30.750
-You can't be
-a Chinese person on this thing, okay?
-
-00:44:30.835 --> 00:44:32.127
-I'm not chink,
-I'm Chinese-American!
-
-00:44:32.211 --> 00:44:33.295
-No, but you cannot
-hold your eyes!
-
-00:44:33.379 --> 00:44:34.588
-Nobody is going to think
-you're Chinese-American
-
-00:44:34.672 --> 00:44:35.630
-because you hold
-your eyes like that!
-
-00:44:35.715 --> 00:44:37.173
-It's racist,
-what you are doing!
-
-00:44:37.258 --> 00:44:39.801
-Do you know it's a fact
-that they cannot pronounce their R's?
-
-00:44:39.885 --> 00:44:41.052
-They pronounce them
-as L's.
-
-00:44:41.137 --> 00:44:43.013
-So instead you know
-what "rabbit" is in Chinese?
-
-00:44:43.097 --> 00:44:44.222
-I don't know
-how to speak Chinese.
-
-00:44:44.307 --> 00:44:46.516
-- It's "labbit."
-- It's not "labbit"!
-
-00:44:46.601 --> 00:44:49.227
-Yes! Who Shot Loger Labbit
-was a huge hit in China!
-
-00:44:49.312 --> 00:44:50.312
-Nobody...
-It's stup...
-
-00:44:50.396 --> 00:44:51.438
-All right, I don't care.
-This is stupid, okay?
-
-00:44:51.814 --> 00:44:54.482
-Okay, I'll do Filipino.
-I like to work, I like to talk.
-
-00:44:54.567 --> 00:44:55.817
-- Don't.
-- I like the shit, I do the kids.
-
-00:44:55.901 --> 00:44:56.901
-Stop that.
-
-00:44:57.737 --> 00:45:00.488
-Your Filipino
-is the same as your Chinese!
-
-00:45:01.032 --> 00:45:02.365
-Now who's being a lacist?
-
-00:45:03.075 --> 00:45:04.909
-- You're being lacist now.
-- I'm not being racist!
-
-00:45:04.994 --> 00:45:06.661
-Right now we have to
-get on this helicopter
-
-00:45:06.829 --> 00:45:08.913
-and we have to act
-like true Americans.
-
-00:45:09.081 --> 00:45:10.790
-I guess you don't want me
-to play black then.
-
-00:45:11.292 --> 00:45:13.251
-Of course I don't want you
-to play black.
-
-00:45:13.377 --> 00:45:15.086
-Okay. Just throwing it
-out there.
-
-00:45:15.212 --> 00:45:16.755
-Okay. Don't.
-
-00:45:18.007 --> 00:45:19.090
-Okay, don't do that.
-
-00:45:19.216 --> 00:45:21.092
-- I see what you're doing.
-- That's how they walk.
-
-00:45:21.177 --> 00:45:22.135
-I see what you're doing,
-it's not cool.
-
-00:45:22.261 --> 00:45:23.261
-It's how they walk.
-
-00:45:36.942 --> 00:45:39.069
-I love being
-an Americans!
-
-00:45:39.570 --> 00:45:41.654
-America is number one!
-
-00:45:42.448 --> 00:45:44.449
-Oh, I am from U.S.A.!
-
-00:45:44.533 --> 00:45:46.910
-My father also
-from U.S.A.
-
-00:45:47.536 --> 00:45:51.373
-My great-grandfather fought
-in the American Civil Jihad.
-
-00:45:52.458 --> 00:45:54.709
-I am very proud
-to be an American.
-
-00:45:54.794 --> 00:45:57.420
-I am America's
-number one douche.
-
-00:46:00.841 --> 00:46:02.759
-I've fooled them. Job done.
-
-00:46:03.552 --> 00:46:06.388
-So, how are things back at the Palace?
-
-00:46:06.889 --> 00:46:10.600
-Fine, but guess
-who's still living in my guest house?
-
-00:46:11.644 --> 00:46:12.644
-Ooh, Bin Laden?
-
-00:46:14.063 --> 00:46:15.355
-Yes, Osama.
-
-00:46:15.439 --> 00:46:18.066
-Bin Laden flooding the bathroom
-every time he showers...
-
-00:46:18.150 --> 00:46:22.028
-And how hard is it to put a bath mat
-down, Bin Laden?
-
-00:46:24.031 --> 00:46:27.033
-Hey, do you remember
-my favorite sports car?
-
-00:46:27.118 --> 00:46:28.660
-You mean your Porsche?
-
-00:46:28.744 --> 00:46:30.245
-Yes... the 911.
-
-00:46:30.329 --> 00:46:32.747
-911, it's the best!
-
-00:46:33.374 --> 00:46:37.335
-So I was driving my 911 near the
-palace one day...
-
-00:46:37.420 --> 00:46:39.629
-and I totally crashed!
-
-00:46:43.759 --> 00:46:46.010
-It's ok, I've already ordered a new one.
-
-00:46:46.095 --> 00:46:49.013
-A brand new 9112012.
-
-00:46:51.475 --> 00:46:54.352
-You know, while you are here, you
-should try to see some of the sights...
-
-00:46:54.437 --> 00:46:57.564
-such as the Empire State Building...
-
-00:46:57.648 --> 00:47:00.525
-and Yankee Stadium.
-
-00:47:00.609 --> 00:47:05.196
-And I'd love to see the fireworks
-over the Statue of Liberty.
-
-00:47:10.161 --> 00:47:12.370
-Hey, have your old back problems been
-bothering you?
-
-00:47:12.455 --> 00:47:16.166
-Oh, it's been terrible! It got so bad that
-I made myself a back brace.
-
-00:47:16.250 --> 00:47:20.795
-- Really?
-- Yes, look, I'm still wearing it.
-
-00:47:22.465 --> 00:47:24.841
-Hey, my English is getting good...
-
-00:47:24.925 --> 00:47:28.553
-...I bet I can count down from five
-faster than you can!
-
-00:47:28.888 --> 00:47:30.805
-Five, four,
-three, two, one!
-
-00:47:36.687 --> 00:47:38.521
-Allison! Are you okay?
-
-00:47:38.606 --> 00:47:40.064
-I... Yes.
-
-00:47:40.149 --> 00:47:42.775
-You know what?
-You people, you make me sick!
-
-00:47:42.860 --> 00:47:45.320
-You see a Middle Easterner
-on an aircraft
-
-00:47:45.404 --> 00:47:48.448
-and you just assume
-that he's hatching some violent plot?
-
-00:47:48.532 --> 00:47:53.077
-Allison Burgers is a persecuted
-dissident, not a murderous madman!
-
-00:47:53.162 --> 00:47:55.997
-He was reported saying, "Let's take out
-the guards at the Lancaster."
-
-00:47:56.081 --> 00:47:58.541
-Guess what?
-We deliver to the Lancaster!
-
-00:47:58.626 --> 00:47:59.626
-Good one!
-
-00:47:59.710 --> 00:48:02.795
-Maybe he wanted to
-take the guards out for a falafel!
-
-00:48:02.880 --> 00:48:04.130
-That's a bit
-of a stereotype,
-
-00:48:04.215 --> 00:48:07.342
-but I get the idea.
-Great idea! Yeah. You...
-
-00:48:07.426 --> 00:48:10.428
-You know what?
-Is it a crime to care about your job?
-
-00:48:10.513 --> 00:48:11.679
-Yeah! Well,
-it is in Wadiya.
-
-00:48:12.306 --> 00:48:15.266
-Where did you get your diversity
-and sensitivity training, huh?
-
-00:48:15.351 --> 00:48:16.559
-The Stasi?
-
-00:48:16.644 --> 00:48:20.647
-Let's see how you feel about racial
-profiling when white people...
-
-00:48:33.244 --> 00:48:34.786
-And I know
-what I'm talking about
-
-00:48:34.870 --> 00:48:37.413
-because I majored
-in Fem Lit!
-
-00:48:38.249 --> 00:48:39.457
-Come on.
-
-00:48:40.960 --> 00:48:42.794
-Hey! What are you doing?
-Where are you going?
-
-00:48:42.878 --> 00:48:43.878
-Don't worry!
-
-00:48:43.963 --> 00:48:46.047
-Just suck the fatoot
-of the biggest guy, you'll be fine.
-
-00:48:46.131 --> 00:48:47.131
-You're really
-fucking me here, man!
-
-00:48:49.760 --> 00:48:51.469
-The police here
-are such fascists!
-
-00:48:51.554 --> 00:48:52.679
-Yeah, right,
-and not in a good way.
-
-00:48:52.763 --> 00:48:54.389
-It just makes me so mad!
-
-00:48:54.473 --> 00:48:57.225
-You know, Zoey,
-you were great back there.
-
-00:48:57.309 --> 00:48:58.935
-Thanks. I just...
-
-00:48:59.562 --> 00:49:01.104
-I don't know,
-I just feel so sorry
-
-00:49:01.188 --> 00:49:02.564
-that wherever
-you go in the world,
-
-00:49:02.648 --> 00:49:04.315
-you're the victim
-of police abuse.
-
-00:49:04.400 --> 00:49:05.483
-Well, not always the victim.
-
-00:49:05.651 --> 00:49:09.946
-Come here.
-I'm just so sorry! You're okay now.
-
-00:49:10.197 --> 00:49:11.281
-All right?
-
-00:49:11.365 --> 00:49:13.741
-And I'm not gonna
-let anything bad happen to you.
-
-00:49:13.826 --> 00:49:15.535
-You know what? Let's get you
-back to the collective, okay?
-
-00:49:16.328 --> 00:49:17.287
-Come on.
-
-00:49:17.371 --> 00:49:18.371
-No, a bit more.
-
-00:49:18.998 --> 00:49:20.290
-Okay.
-
-00:49:20.958 --> 00:49:22.959
-- Come on, let's go. I need to go to work.
-- I feel so sad!
-
-00:49:24.628 --> 00:49:25.712
-Let's do another hug, okay?
-
-00:49:25.838 --> 00:49:27.505
-Allison, why are you sad?
-
-00:49:28.674 --> 00:49:30.008
-The brutality?
-
-00:49:30.301 --> 00:49:32.093
-Did you suffer
-from sexual abuse?
-
-00:49:32.177 --> 00:49:35.305
-Yes, they raped me in
-a very unprofessional way.
-
-00:49:36.682 --> 00:49:38.641
-Oh, no.
-We have to get you to the Rape Center.
-
-00:49:38.726 --> 00:49:40.560
-You have a center
-for rape here?
-
-00:49:40.644 --> 00:49:42.895
-Great! I'd love to go!
-Maybe another time, you know.
-
-00:49:42.980 --> 00:49:46.274
-Hire a limo, have some
-cocktails, bring my raping shoes.
-
-00:49:54.950 --> 00:49:56.326
-Can you get me that one?
-
-00:49:57.536 --> 00:49:58.536
-Which one?
-
-00:49:59.121 --> 00:50:00.788
-The one with
-the "fuck-me hooves."
-
-00:50:01.582 --> 00:50:03.833
-You're bizzare. I'm going to have
-to change the channels now.
-
-00:50:04.293 --> 00:50:07.086
-...tour from hell
-for an Ohio couple earlier today when,
-
-00:50:07.254 --> 00:50:08.463
-...with shades of 9l11,
-
-00:50:08.547 --> 00:50:11.591
-their helicopter tour
-of the Manhattan skyline was cut short
-
-00:50:11.675 --> 00:50:15.803
-by what police are now
-calling a "terrorism misunderstanding"
-
-00:50:15.888 --> 00:50:19.724
-involving a man named
-Emer Gencyexitonly.
-
-00:50:20.517 --> 00:50:21.517
-Etra.
-
-00:50:23.228 --> 00:50:24.395
-We have a problem.
-
-00:50:29.401 --> 00:50:31.819
-Hannah, that guy from the
-Lancaster's coming tomorrow morning,
-
-00:50:31.904 --> 00:50:33.696
-so why don't you take
-the mafroom downstairs
-
-00:50:33.781 --> 00:50:35.782
-and make some sort of
-a nice display?
-
-00:50:35.908 --> 00:50:38.451
-I just want everything
-to be perfect.
-
-00:50:39.078 --> 00:50:40.161
-Zoey?
-
-00:50:40.245 --> 00:50:41.412
-Allison. Hi.
-
-00:50:41.580 --> 00:50:44.165
-To thank you for what you did
-today at the police station,
-
-00:50:44.249 --> 00:50:46.501
-I have decided to
-bestow upon you a gift.
-
-00:50:46.877 --> 00:50:49.212
-- That's sweet. What is it?
-- Yeah.
-
-00:50:56.595 --> 00:50:59.263
-I don't know
-what that is.
-
-00:50:59.431 --> 00:51:02.141
-It's fine.
-Please, gobble up my little mouse.
-
-00:51:02.935 --> 00:51:04.185
-Snack on my
-tiny raisin.
-
-00:51:04.436 --> 00:51:05.895
-Give her
-a mouth bath. Go.
-
-00:51:07.940 --> 00:51:09.899
-Oh! No!
-
-00:51:10.943 --> 00:51:13.444
-No, I am not
-going to do that.
-
-00:51:13.779 --> 00:51:15.988
-I'm getting a lot of this
-and not much of this...
-
-00:51:19.618 --> 00:51:21.828
-Listen, I understand
-that you're having urges, okay?
-
-00:51:21.912 --> 00:51:22.954
-Right.
-
-00:51:23.038 --> 00:51:25.623
-But you need to
-take care of them by yourself.
-
-00:51:25.916 --> 00:51:27.750
-Myself? What? How?
-
-00:51:27.960 --> 00:51:29.544
-You need to
-touch yourself.
-
-00:51:29.711 --> 00:51:32.380
-I don't touch myself.
-Do you touch yourself?
-
-00:51:32.756 --> 00:51:35.007
-I think most
-healthy people do, yes.
-
-00:51:35.092 --> 00:51:38.428
-Yeah, you touch your own
-malawach? Disgusting! Yuck!
-
-00:51:38.512 --> 00:51:39.595
-Yuck!
-
-00:51:39.847 --> 00:51:43.266
-Stop joking, all right?
-You've never jerked off?
-
-00:51:45.269 --> 00:51:46.853
-Okay, come with me.
-
-00:51:46.937 --> 00:51:48.938
-Where are you taking me to?
-The Rape Center?
-
-00:51:52.985 --> 00:51:54.485
-This is silly.
-
-00:51:54.820 --> 00:51:56.154
-Okay...
-
-00:51:56.655 --> 00:51:59.574
-Take your penis out
-and put it in your hands.
-
-00:51:59.658 --> 00:52:00.700
-This is silly.
-
-00:52:02.661 --> 00:52:06.622
-Now, slowly move your hand
-up and down.
-
-00:52:06.707 --> 00:52:07.790
-Okay.
-
-00:52:08.625 --> 00:52:10.793
-I told you already,
-this is...
-
-00:52:14.131 --> 00:52:15.298
-Wait.
-
-00:52:15.757 --> 00:52:17.550
-What sorcery is this?
-
-00:52:17.634 --> 00:52:20.678
-Some people
-wait a lifetime
-
-00:52:20.762 --> 00:52:25.475
-For a moment like this
-
-00:52:25.559 --> 00:52:28.811
-Some people
-wait a lifetime
-
-00:52:28.896 --> 00:52:31.814
-For a moment like this
-
-00:52:31.899 --> 00:52:37.236
-Whoa, I can't believe
-it's happening to me
-
-00:52:37.321 --> 00:52:40.239
-Some people
-wait a lifetime
-
-00:52:40.324 --> 00:52:45.828
-For a moment like this
-
-00:52:50.459 --> 00:52:54.795
-I can't believe
-it's happening to me
-
-00:52:56.256 --> 00:52:59.050
-I did it!
-I just jerked it completely off!
-
-00:52:59.134 --> 00:53:00.593
-I did it all by myself!
-
-00:53:00.677 --> 00:53:03.012
-With this hand right here!
-
-00:53:03.096 --> 00:53:06.307
-I grabbed my bilbul
-like I was strangling a bird.
-
-00:53:06.391 --> 00:53:08.559
-And I smacked it
-and I smacked it and I gave it a flick,
-
-00:53:08.644 --> 00:53:09.977
-and out came
-my own labeneh!
-
-00:53:10.229 --> 00:53:11.229
-Zoey?
-
-00:53:11.396 --> 00:53:14.982
-Zoey! You have
-changed my life!
-
-00:53:15.526 --> 00:53:19.570
-Give a man a vagina
-and he will shpichs for a day.
-
-00:53:19.905 --> 00:53:23.366
-Teach a man to use
-his hand as a vagina,
-
-00:53:23.575 --> 00:53:25.409
-and he will shpichs
-for a lifetime.
-
-00:53:25.869 --> 00:53:27.995
-Oh. No, no. Thank you.
-
-00:53:29.039 --> 00:53:31.415
-Allison, you may need to keep
-your voice down because...
-
-00:53:31.959 --> 00:53:34.460
-We've got a lot of customers.
-You may want to go wash up.
-
-00:53:34.545 --> 00:53:35.586
-Fine.
-
-00:53:35.671 --> 00:53:38.339
-Joteph, go and hose down
-my Crocs.
-
-00:53:38.757 --> 00:53:41.842
-I've done my labeneh
-all over the wellness center.
-
-00:53:46.223 --> 00:53:47.515
-Okay.
-
-00:53:50.269 --> 00:53:52.895
-The guy from the Lancaster
-is going to love this.
-
-00:53:53.730 --> 00:53:54.730
-Okay.
-
-00:53:55.065 --> 00:53:56.274
-Good night, Allison.
-
-00:53:56.567 --> 00:53:58.150
-I'll see you
-tomorrow morning.
-
-00:53:58.360 --> 00:54:00.903
-Good night! Thank you again.
-
-00:54:05.242 --> 00:54:07.618
-This is nice. Or lovely.
-
-00:54:12.833 --> 00:54:14.292
-- Who is it?
-- Nadal.
-
-00:54:14.376 --> 00:54:15.418
-What are you doing?
-
-00:54:15.502 --> 00:54:17.128
-I've discovered
-this amazing thing.
-
-00:54:17.254 --> 00:54:19.046
-I have to show you
-how to do it.
-
-00:54:19.798 --> 00:54:20.965
-It's called self juicing.
-
-00:54:21.049 --> 00:54:24.051
-You put your hand
-on your bilbul and you rub it,
-
-00:54:24.136 --> 00:54:26.387
-and then you can make
-your own labeneh come out.
-
-00:54:26.471 --> 00:54:27.847
-You don't have to
-spend any Rolexes.
-
-00:54:27.973 --> 00:54:29.765
-You don't have to give
-any dirty diamonds.
-
-00:54:29.850 --> 00:54:32.685
-I cannot believe I'm having this
-conversation with an adult man.
-
-00:54:32.769 --> 00:54:34.353
-What do you mean?
-You knew about this?
-
-00:54:34.479 --> 00:54:35.813
-Everybody knows about this.
-
-00:54:36.481 --> 00:54:39.817
-We all know about this
-from the age of 12, 13.
-
-00:54:39.985 --> 00:54:41.986
-Why does nobody
-ever tell me anything?
-
-00:54:42.154 --> 00:54:44.947
-Because you have everybody executed
-who tells you anything.
-
-00:54:45.240 --> 00:54:47.658
-Listen, I'm thinking of
-revealing my true identity
-
-00:54:47.868 --> 00:54:49.660
-to the hairy titted ape woman.
-
-00:54:49.745 --> 00:54:51.954
-Whoa! No, what?
-Why would you even do that?
-
-00:54:52.039 --> 00:54:53.581
-I think she'll be
-cool with it.
-
-00:54:53.832 --> 00:54:55.291
-She will not be cool with it.
-
-00:54:55.417 --> 00:54:58.461
-How is she tojudge?
-She shaves her armpits once a year,
-
-00:54:58.545 --> 00:55:01.172
-and she takes lovers
-outside of her ethnic group.
-
-00:55:01.381 --> 00:55:03.257
-Are my crimes any worse
-than hers?
-
-00:55:03.508 --> 00:55:05.509
-Remember, you hate her.
-
-00:55:05.761 --> 00:55:07.219
-And everything
-she stands for.
-
-00:55:07.638 --> 00:55:09.597
-- Okay.
-- I have to go now.
-
-00:55:10.932 --> 00:55:11.932
-I despise you.
-
-00:55:12.142 --> 00:55:14.185
-You know, sometimes you say
-some very hurtful things.
-
-00:55:14.353 --> 00:55:15.853
-Anyway, I'm going to
-hang up on you.
-
-00:55:15.979 --> 00:55:18.856
-No, come on. This is
-like a real opportunity for me.
-
-00:55:18.940 --> 00:55:20.024
-I want to hang up first.
-
-00:55:20.108 --> 00:55:21.817
-I've hung up.
-I hung up already.
-
-00:55:23.528 --> 00:55:25.780
-That is your voice
-doing that noise. You have not hung up.
-
-00:55:25.864 --> 00:55:27.531
-I am hanging up. Click...
-
-00:55:28.742 --> 00:55:29.950
-Nadal, are you still there?
-
-00:55:31.453 --> 00:55:33.704
-- Nadal, are you still there?
-- I win.
-
-00:55:34.581 --> 00:55:36.165
-No wonder you're a Mac Genius.
-
-00:55:37.042 --> 00:55:38.501
-What a fucking idiot.
-
-00:55:45.258 --> 00:55:53.307
-Zoey!
-
-00:55:56.728 --> 00:55:57.895
-Zoey.
-
-00:56:09.241 --> 00:56:10.241
-Zoey?
-
-00:56:12.953 --> 00:56:13.953
-Etra.
-
-00:56:15.747 --> 00:56:16.747
-Etra...
-
-00:56:43.316 --> 00:56:45.776
-Etra, is this because
-you're the only virgin guard
-
-00:56:45.861 --> 00:56:47.027
-that I left a virgin?
-
-00:58:16.243 --> 00:58:18.828
-One, two...
-
-00:58:20.914 --> 00:58:21.997
-Bloop.
-
-00:58:23.583 --> 00:58:24.750
-Text book.
-
-00:58:26.461 --> 00:58:29.296
-Thank you so much
-for meeting me early, Mr. Ogden.
-
-00:58:29.631 --> 00:58:31.382
-I cannot wait for you
-to sample our mafroom.
-
-00:58:31.550 --> 00:58:33.342
-You are gonna swear
-that you're in Wadiya.
-
-00:58:34.344 --> 00:58:36.262
-Excuse me.
-What is that over there?
-
-00:58:36.555 --> 00:58:38.514
-That is a "C"
-in your window.
-
-00:58:38.723 --> 00:58:40.850
-No, no, no... They're totally
-biased against this. They hate us.
-
-00:58:40.934 --> 00:58:42.685
-No, it's not.
-I know what a "C" means.
-
-00:58:42.769 --> 00:58:43.978
-It's not a very good...
-
-00:58:48.400 --> 00:58:49.567
-Oh, my God!
-
-00:58:50.735 --> 00:58:52.194
-Allison, what happened?
-
-00:58:54.906 --> 00:58:56.490
-I don't know, I...
-
-00:58:56.783 --> 00:58:59.243
-I was downstairs
-self juicing.
-
-00:59:01.037 --> 00:59:02.037
-All night?
-
-00:59:02.330 --> 00:59:03.330
-Yes.
-
-00:59:03.498 --> 00:59:04.790
-I'm sorry,
-you were doing what?
-
-00:59:05.250 --> 00:59:06.417
-Doing the jerk off.
-
-00:59:06.793 --> 00:59:08.544
-Jerking myself to totally off.
-
-00:59:08.628 --> 00:59:10.170
-- I'm sorry?
-- Let me show you.
-
-00:59:10.380 --> 00:59:11.589
-- No.
-- She taught me.
-
-00:59:11.756 --> 00:59:12.840
-Oh, she taught you, did she?
-
-00:59:12.924 --> 00:59:15.342
-- No...
-- Well, thank you very much.
-
-00:59:15.510 --> 00:59:16.677
-The contract is canceled.
-
-00:59:16.761 --> 00:59:17.761
-- That's it!
+00:27:25.167 --> 00:27:27.333
+- Any connection, Mr. Hill?
- No.
-00:59:17.846 --> 00:59:19.263
-No, I'm going to Green World.
-It's over.
+00:27:29.333 --> 00:27:30.417
+You sure?
-00:59:19.431 --> 00:59:20.848
-- No, Mr. Ogden.
-- Remember, I have to pay that...
+00:27:32.458 --> 00:27:33.375
+I'm sure.
-00:59:20.932 --> 00:59:23.893
-- Please, no, no.
-- Self juicing. Filth!
+00:27:36.500 --> 00:27:39.083
+All right, Mr. Hill,
+we'll pick this up another day.
-00:59:24.936 --> 00:59:26.020
-Oh, my God...
+00:27:42.833 --> 00:27:45.292
+- Are we done?
+- Yeah, we'll be in touch.
-00:59:26.438 --> 00:59:27.521
-Zoey...
+00:27:45.958 --> 00:27:48.208
+Visit the therapist. Rest up.
-00:59:27.772 --> 00:59:29.315
-We must get
-that contract back.
+00:27:50.417 --> 00:27:52.083
+Thank you, Mr. Hill.
-00:59:29.608 --> 00:59:30.774
-We can't!
+00:27:57.583 --> 00:27:59.083
+Patrick, can I have a word?
-00:59:30.984 --> 00:59:33.903
-It's impossible.
-We can't compete with Green World.
+00:28:00.250 --> 00:28:01.667
+We have a policy.
-00:59:34.613 --> 00:59:36.447
-We will see about that.
+00:28:02.250 --> 00:28:05.708
+The shrinks advise that employees
+be taken off the front line
-00:59:36.531 --> 00:59:39.658
-But from now on,
-it is my way
+00:28:05.792 --> 00:28:09.917
+for a month following violent incidents,
+and longer if lives are lost.
-00:59:39.743 --> 00:59:44.413
-or the highwahahtmaa-
-fferrohshelechnichway.
+00:28:10.583 --> 00:28:13.333
+So we're gonna transfer you to desk duty
-00:59:45.040 --> 00:59:47.458
-There has been
-a regime change!
+00:28:13.417 --> 00:28:15.083
+in case of PTSD.
-00:59:47.542 --> 00:59:49.877
-Yo! You are
-stocking the shelves.
+00:28:15.167 --> 00:28:16.500
+Do I look disturbed?
-00:59:50.295 --> 00:59:52.713
-You, senile
-Romanian accountant.
+00:28:16.583 --> 00:28:20.792
+No, you don't, but then
+these things take time to manifest,
-00:59:52.797 --> 00:59:54.465
-You are on
-the cash register.
+00:28:20.875 --> 00:28:21.917
+to percolate.
-00:59:54.633 --> 00:59:58.552
-The CEO of Green World
-does not drive a hybrid!
+00:28:22.000 --> 00:28:24.125
+It's with your best interests at heart.
-01:00:00.805 --> 01:00:02.973
-The chemicals
-in Green World produce
+00:28:24.208 --> 00:28:26.917
+You hired me to do a job, did a job.
-01:00:03.224 --> 01:00:05.392
-made this boy
-grow tits!
+00:28:27.917 --> 00:28:29.750
+No, we hired you to move money.
-01:00:11.066 --> 01:00:13.233
-You promise not
-to steal again?
+00:28:29.833 --> 00:28:31.042
+You hired me to protect money.
-01:00:13.318 --> 01:00:14.985
-I won't. I won't!
+00:28:31.125 --> 00:28:32.500
+Mr. Hill?
-01:00:15.236 --> 01:00:16.946
-Give him one more
-for fun, Viktor.
+00:28:33.500 --> 00:28:36.750
+Hey, I'm Blake Halls. I own Fortico.
-01:00:36.967 --> 01:00:38.384
-Good choice.
+00:28:36.833 --> 00:28:40.292
+I wanted to congratulate you for yesterday
+and to thank you in person.
-01:00:53.108 --> 01:00:54.775
-Hi, Viktor.
+00:28:40.375 --> 00:28:41.875
+What you did deserves credit.
-01:01:10.792 --> 01:01:12.376
-Supreme Grocer.
+00:28:42.667 --> 00:28:44.375
+You're a real hero,
-01:01:12.460 --> 01:01:14.211
-The radicchio
-has been washed and sorted,
+00:28:44.458 --> 00:28:46.208
+and that's not wasted on me.
-01:01:14.295 --> 01:01:16.046
-and the spray hose
-has been tightly coiled.
+00:28:47.083 --> 00:28:48.542
+Take the rest of the day off
-01:01:16.131 --> 01:01:17.798
-Very good. Now go upstairs
+00:28:48.625 --> 00:28:51.583
+while Terry and I discuss
+your promising future.
-01:01:17.882 --> 01:01:20.134
-and finish composting
-the wheatgrass tailings, okay?
+00:28:54.417 --> 00:28:57.958
+Terry, we need that guy in the field.
-01:01:20.218 --> 01:01:21.468
-Yes, Supreme Grocer.
+00:28:58.042 --> 00:29:00.792
+If we'd had him last year,
+we wouldn't be in this mess.
-01:01:23.471 --> 01:01:24.805
-Zoey!
+00:29:00.875 --> 00:29:02.542
+He's exactly what we need.
-01:01:24.889 --> 01:01:27.141
-What? Look...
+00:29:02.625 --> 00:29:05.667
+And the publicity for Fortico
+has been very positive.
-01:01:27.767 --> 01:01:28.809
-Wow!
+00:29:05.750 --> 00:29:08.875
+Plus, have you heard the crews talking?
+They're inspired.
-01:01:29.436 --> 01:01:30.894
-It's amazing!
+00:29:08.958 --> 00:29:11.167
+So don't punish him, promote him.
-01:01:30.979 --> 01:01:33.731
-Oh, it's not amazing.
-It's just a little less shit.
+00:29:15.167 --> 00:29:18.167
+- Well?
+- Yes, it was him.
-01:01:34.024 --> 01:01:35.816
-Well, thank you.
+00:29:18.250 --> 00:29:22.667
+It had him written all over it.
+Question is, what was he doing there?
-01:01:37.027 --> 01:01:38.777
-- Sorry.
-- Oh, of course.
+00:29:22.750 --> 00:29:25.375
+I think we know
+what he was doing there, boss.
-01:01:38.862 --> 01:01:41.739
-- Personal.
-- Thank you. Thank you again.
+00:29:25.458 --> 00:29:29.125
+Clever fucking you, Hubbard.
+It's called sarcasm.
-01:01:43.908 --> 01:01:45.826
-- Hello?
-- I have some very good news.
+00:29:29.208 --> 00:29:30.417
+What do you want us to do?
-01:01:45.910 --> 01:01:46.952
-What is it?
+00:29:30.500 --> 00:29:32.458
+Not a fucking thing, let the painter paint.
-01:01:47.037 --> 01:01:50.664
-I managed to buy some beards at the
-wig store today that are perfect.
+00:29:32.542 --> 00:29:34.583
+Do you have any idea
+what would happen to us
-01:01:50.749 --> 01:01:52.958
-No, Nadal,
-it must be real hair.
+00:29:34.667 --> 00:29:38.000
+if anyone found out that
+we let the fox in the fucking hen house?
-01:01:53.043 --> 01:01:55.085
-- And from the head of a great man!
-- What?
+00:29:39.125 --> 00:29:41.917
+The bureau's been trying
+to catch this man for 25 years.
-01:01:55.170 --> 01:01:56.837
-Like Castro or Gandalf.
+00:29:42.000 --> 00:29:44.375
+We're just gonna let him
+sit on hundreds of millions?
-01:01:56.921 --> 01:01:58.172
-No...
+00:29:44.458 --> 00:29:46.333
+Money doesn't mean a thing to him.
-01:02:01.009 --> 01:02:03.677
-Well done, Nadal.
-This beard is perfect.
+00:29:46.417 --> 00:29:48.333
+Listen, there's a reason
+why I chose you two,
-01:02:08.850 --> 01:02:10.934
-Those are lovely flowers.
+00:29:48.417 --> 00:29:50.250
+because we have the same priorities.
-01:02:11.019 --> 01:02:12.936
-You know, Zoey is
-thinking of opening
+00:29:51.500 --> 00:29:53.125
+Now listen to me very carefully.
-01:02:13.021 --> 01:02:15.355
-an eco-friendly
-flower section to the store.
+00:29:53.958 --> 00:29:56.833
+As far as you're concerned, he's just
+a regular guard doing a good job.
-01:02:15.440 --> 01:02:18.734
-This is the fifth time you've mentioned
-her today. What is going on?
+00:29:56.917 --> 00:29:58.125
+Do we understand each other?
-01:02:18.818 --> 01:02:20.486
-The signing
-is in two days.
+00:30:00.292 --> 00:30:01.375
+Loud and clear.
-01:02:20.570 --> 01:02:22.404
-Tell me you're not
-falling for this woman!
+00:30:04.292 --> 00:30:05.667
+"Let the painter paint"?
-01:02:22.864 --> 01:02:25.532
-Of course I'm not.
-This is silly.
+00:30:07.333 --> 00:30:08.917
+What the fuck does that look like?
-01:02:25.867 --> 01:02:28.869
-Okay, good. All we need to do
-is slip into this chapel...
+00:30:24.708 --> 00:30:26.500
+Fortico personnel files.
-01:02:28.953 --> 01:02:30.120
-And yet, it's strange.
+00:30:26.583 --> 00:30:29.167
+Pictures of Dana's family.
-01:02:30.205 --> 01:02:32.122
-The other day,
-I asked her to, you know,
+00:30:29.917 --> 00:30:34.625
+And... the autopsy report.
-01:02:32.207 --> 01:02:34.875
-gobble on my bilbul
-and she said, "No."
+00:31:05.083 --> 00:31:08.792
+Show me your fucking ass.
+Face down on the ground right now.
-01:02:34.959 --> 01:02:36.960
-So obviously
-I wanted to execute her.
+00:31:12.042 --> 00:31:14.458
+Face on the fucking ground.
-01:02:37.045 --> 01:02:40.297
-But the thought of
-her decapitated head actually upset me,
+00:31:24.167 --> 00:31:27.292
+Seems you can walk on water after all.
-01:02:40.381 --> 01:02:42.132
-- so I decided not to do it.
+00:31:29.625 --> 00:31:31.625
+Keep up the good work, soldier.
+
+00:31:31.708 --> 00:31:32.917
+Nice one, man.
+
+00:31:34.583 --> 00:31:36.958
+Be my guest.
+
+00:31:39.750 --> 00:31:40.750
+All right, brother.
+
+00:31:40.833 --> 00:31:44.083
+Good job, man. Let's go.
+
+00:31:46.917 --> 00:31:49.125
+Jump on up, big boy.
+
+00:31:59.375 --> 00:32:02.125
+We should get takeout from the Blossom.
+
+00:32:03.667 --> 00:32:06.667
+The noodle soup at Neptune's is the bomb.
+
+00:32:06.750 --> 00:32:08.083
+I prefer the Blossom.
+
+00:32:09.125 --> 00:32:09.958
+All right.
+
+00:32:10.917 --> 00:32:13.750
+You're gonna call the order in?
+
+00:32:13.833 --> 00:32:14.833
+I'm busy.
+
+00:32:16.375 --> 00:32:17.583
+I can see that.
+
+00:32:17.667 --> 00:32:18.792
+Who's this joker?
+
+00:32:18.875 --> 00:32:20.625
+What the hell is going on?
+
+00:32:20.708 --> 00:32:23.083
+- Move! Get the fuck back.
+- Get back!
+
+00:32:25.417 --> 00:32:27.583
+- Reverse. Reverse.
+- I can't fucking see.
+
+00:32:33.083 --> 00:32:36.000
+Gamma to base, we have a code red.
+
+00:32:36.083 --> 00:32:38.292
+Gamma, this is base.
+What's your location, over?
+
+00:32:38.375 --> 00:32:39.292
+Take cover!
+
+00:32:39.375 --> 00:32:41.167
+Chinatown, Broadway and Hill.
+
+00:32:41.250 --> 00:32:44.000
+Repeat, code red in progress.
+
+00:32:44.083 --> 00:32:47.292
+Just follow procedures.
+Stay in the truck, over.
+
+00:32:47.375 --> 00:32:50.250
+- Get out of the fucking truck!
+- Police were dispatched.
+
+00:32:50.333 --> 00:32:52.708
+Come on, get out of there.
+Get out of the truck.
+
+00:32:52.792 --> 00:32:54.708
+They're coming.
+
+00:32:54.792 --> 00:32:56.208
+On the ground.
+
+00:32:56.292 --> 00:32:58.250
+Open the fucking doors.
+
+00:32:59.750 --> 00:33:01.000
+Get down!
+
+00:33:01.833 --> 00:33:02.750
+Get down!
+
+00:33:06.333 --> 00:33:07.750
+Get down on the ground.
+
+00:33:08.750 --> 00:33:10.542
+You got three seconds.
+
+00:33:16.458 --> 00:33:19.292
+So let me get this straight.
+
+00:33:19.375 --> 00:33:20.792
+They just walked away.
+
+00:33:20.875 --> 00:33:23.708
+Get in the fucking van! Move it!
+
+00:33:23.792 --> 00:33:25.833
+Let's fucking go now!
+
+00:33:34.125 --> 00:33:35.333
+Doors were open.
+
+00:33:36.667 --> 00:33:38.208
+What the fuck was it, Mike?
+
+00:33:40.542 --> 00:33:41.750
+It was the--
+
+00:33:42.208 --> 00:33:43.042
+Yeah.
+
+00:33:44.208 --> 00:33:45.708
+Turned back around and left.
+
+00:33:49.375 --> 00:33:50.667
+No, I'm sorry.
+
+00:33:50.750 --> 00:33:53.958
+But what Terry is trying to say
+is that you're a legend.
+
+00:33:54.042 --> 00:33:56.917
+And if you keep this up,
+you won't just be employee of the month.
+
+00:33:57.000 --> 00:33:59.458
+You'll have your own calendar
+and merchandise.
+
+00:34:01.000 --> 00:34:02.792
+Now get out there and keep crushing it.
+
+00:34:08.792 --> 00:34:10.417
+Why are you so cynical?
+
+00:34:11.083 --> 00:34:13.000
+I'm starting to think he's a psychopath.
+
+00:34:18.583 --> 00:34:20.458
+I hear H is for hero.
+
+00:34:22.167 --> 00:34:23.083
+Drink?
+
+00:34:39.833 --> 00:34:41.417
+It doesn't feel right.
+
+00:34:47.125 --> 00:34:49.208
+It was as if he recognized H.
+
+00:34:52.500 --> 00:34:54.417
+Like he saw a dark spirit.
+
+00:34:57.250 --> 00:34:58.208
+What are you saying?
+
+00:35:00.667 --> 00:35:02.208
+I don't know what I'm saying.
+
+00:35:04.833 --> 00:35:05.958
+He's not a cop.
+
+00:35:08.000 --> 00:35:09.458
+Doesn't smell like a cop.
+
+00:35:10.833 --> 00:35:13.042
+But if he's not a cop, what is he?
+
+00:35:15.333 --> 00:35:16.917
+He's a dark fucking spirit.
+
+00:35:24.542 --> 00:35:25.500
+Put that on.
+
+00:35:26.917 --> 00:35:28.042
+Meet me next door.
+
+00:35:31.208 --> 00:35:32.750
+I told you that first day.
+
+00:35:33.708 --> 00:35:34.958
+I don't trust him.
+
+00:35:42.583 --> 00:35:44.042
+What the hell are you doing?
+
+00:35:44.125 --> 00:35:45.042
+Sit down.
+
+00:35:45.708 --> 00:35:47.500
+I'm not sitting down.
+I want to go back to bed.
+
+00:35:47.583 --> 00:35:50.333
+Dana, sit down.
+
+00:36:14.417 --> 00:36:17.250
+You've got ten seconds to explain this.
+
+00:36:18.458 --> 00:36:20.292
+I'm not telling you anything.
+
+00:36:20.375 --> 00:36:22.458
+Dana, it's very important...
+
+00:36:23.083 --> 00:36:24.917
+that you take my inquiry seriously.
+
+00:36:25.000 --> 00:36:28.042
+I take it very seriously
+that you think you can interrogate me
+
+00:36:28.125 --> 00:36:29.625
+in my own fucking house.
+
+00:36:33.917 --> 00:36:36.792
+Jesus. Fuck! Jesus Christ.
+It's my savings, all right?
+
+00:36:36.875 --> 00:36:38.792
+The fuck has it got to do with you?
+
+00:36:38.875 --> 00:36:39.833
+You're not listening.
+
+00:36:39.917 --> 00:36:43.667
+Fuck. All right. Okay, please, stop.
+
+00:36:53.417 --> 00:36:54.667
+Sit down.
+
+00:36:59.375 --> 00:37:00.375
+I found it.
+
+00:37:01.208 --> 00:37:04.208
+Okay, it was being signed for one day
+by the staff at Crown Liquor.
+
+00:37:04.292 --> 00:37:06.167
+They missed it, it was in the trolley.
+
+00:37:06.250 --> 00:37:08.542
+- You stole it?
+- Yeah, I fucking stole it.
+
+00:37:09.125 --> 00:37:10.583
+It's 125,000.
+
+00:37:12.167 --> 00:37:13.833
+It's my retirement fund.
+
+00:37:14.958 --> 00:37:16.458
+Working with anyone on the inside?
+
+00:37:18.208 --> 00:37:19.292
+No, what the fuck--?
+
+00:37:21.042 --> 00:37:23.750
+Think carefully
+before you answer the question.
+
+00:37:29.417 --> 00:37:30.625
+No.
+
+00:37:37.042 --> 00:37:38.667
+The retirement fund is yours.
+
+00:37:40.958 --> 00:37:44.292
+But if it comes to light that you're not
+telling me something that I need to know...
+
+00:37:46.417 --> 00:37:51.042
+I want you to understand
+how resourceful and serious I am.
+
+00:37:52.375 --> 00:37:54.208
+On the table's a picture of your parents.
+
+00:37:54.750 --> 00:37:56.250
+Had it taken last week.
+
+00:37:57.708 --> 00:37:59.083
+I've got your contacts.
+
+00:38:01.125 --> 00:38:02.125
+I know who you love.
+
+00:38:04.042 --> 00:38:05.833
+And I do bear a grudge.
+
+00:38:07.542 --> 00:38:09.000
+Do we understand each other?
+
+00:38:11.375 --> 00:38:12.375
+Good.
+
+00:38:21.500 --> 00:38:23.958
+They're saying that climate change
+is a natural phenomenon
+
+00:38:24.042 --> 00:38:25.708
+rather than an artificial phenomenon.
+
+00:38:25.792 --> 00:38:28.958
+So how do you explain global warming,
+the ice caps melting?
+
+00:38:29.042 --> 00:38:31.833
+Well, what melts up there
+reforms down there.
+
+00:38:32.958 --> 00:38:36.042
+Know why they call the Arctic "the Arctic,"
+and the Antarctic "the Antarctic"?
+
+00:38:36.583 --> 00:38:37.708
+No, Dougie, I don't.
+
+00:38:38.208 --> 00:38:40.208
+That's why I pay for you
+to go to good schools.
+
+00:38:40.292 --> 00:38:43.042
+Arktos means "bear" in Greek,
+ant means "without."
+
+00:38:43.125 --> 00:38:47.375
+Hence, antarktos: "without bears."
+
+00:38:48.417 --> 00:38:49.958
+Up with, down without.
+
+00:38:51.292 --> 00:38:54.208
+Good news for ice cubes,
+bad news for polar bears.
+
+00:38:54.667 --> 00:38:58.000
+- What time's the game start?
+- Six-thirty. We've got ages.
+
+00:38:58.083 --> 00:39:01.042
+- What do you want to do?
+- I don't know, grab some food?
+
+00:39:03.000 --> 00:39:04.542
+Sure. Hello?
+
+00:39:04.625 --> 00:39:06.833
+- Hi, sir.
+- What is it, Mike?
+
+00:39:14.375 --> 00:39:15.667
+Dougie, go get a coat, will you?
+
+00:39:16.583 --> 00:39:17.750
+It's not gonna rain.
+
+00:39:18.458 --> 00:39:20.000
+Dougie, coat.
+
+00:39:20.083 --> 00:39:23.042
+- But why?
+- Because I'm your dad.
+
+00:39:23.542 --> 00:39:24.542
+And I said so.
+
+00:39:27.625 --> 00:39:29.167
+Get someone else to do it.
+
+00:39:29.250 --> 00:39:32.458
+I can't, boss, there is no one else.
+It's gotta be you.
+
+00:39:32.542 --> 00:39:34.417
+Joe, two fucking minutes.
+
+00:39:34.500 --> 00:39:35.708
+I'm with my son, Mike.
+
+00:39:35.792 --> 00:39:37.708
+You know Dougie is over here on holiday
+
+00:39:37.792 --> 00:39:39.417
+and it's the only time I get to see him.
+
+00:39:39.500 --> 00:39:41.458
+It's your fucking job, you do it.
+
+00:39:42.292 --> 00:39:43.333
+Understood.
+
+00:39:45.208 --> 00:39:48.375
+Brendan was on it but he got knocked off
+his bike by a drunk driver.
+
+00:39:48.458 --> 00:39:51.583
+Make sure the boss knows it's not my fault.
+
+00:39:51.667 --> 00:39:52.667
+It's a drunk driver.
+
+00:39:52.750 --> 00:39:54.792
+He's with the police now
+making a statement,
+
+00:39:54.875 --> 00:39:57.375
+otherwise he'd find a way to be there.
+There is no one else.
+
+00:39:57.458 --> 00:40:00.625
+I'm out of town,
+Moggy's surveilling the depot.
+
+00:40:01.625 --> 00:40:03.167
+I'd help if I could, Mike,
+
+00:40:03.667 --> 00:40:05.333
+but my eyeballs are on the depot.
+
+00:40:05.417 --> 00:40:06.417
+Then postpone it.
+
+00:40:06.500 --> 00:40:10.250
+We can do that if you want
+but it's gonna set us back three months of recon.
+
+00:40:10.333 --> 00:40:11.625
+We need to know the route.
+
+00:40:11.708 --> 00:40:14.792
+If they turn left or right,
+that's all you have to witness.
+
+00:40:14.875 --> 00:40:18.792
+And there's no danger to it at all.
+You can stand back a thousand yards.
+
+00:40:18.875 --> 00:40:20.833
+Didn't you put trackers on the truck?
+
+00:40:21.458 --> 00:40:24.000
+They scan the trucks every time
+they return to the base.
+
+00:40:24.083 --> 00:40:27.208
+We can't do it digitally.
+We've gotta put eyes on it.
+
+00:40:27.292 --> 00:40:28.333
+And boss...
+
+00:40:30.500 --> 00:40:32.208
+I'm tracking on your phone right now,
+
+00:40:32.292 --> 00:40:33.917
+you're blocks away, 10 minutes.
+
+00:40:34.000 --> 00:40:36.625
+And I repeat, no danger.
+
+00:40:38.583 --> 00:40:39.583
+Dad.
+
+00:40:40.583 --> 00:40:41.792
+- Happy?
+- Happy.
+
+00:40:53.458 --> 00:40:55.000
+I'm starving, fancy a burrito?
+
+00:40:56.000 --> 00:40:57.417
+You don't even like burritos.
+
+00:40:57.958 --> 00:40:59.542
+I know, but I'm starving.
+
+00:41:00.458 --> 00:41:01.458
+Sure.
+
+00:41:07.083 --> 00:41:08.417
+I'll be two minutes, okay?
+
+00:41:09.583 --> 00:41:12.458
+- Keep the doors locked, don't go anywhere.
+- All right.
+
+00:41:25.083 --> 00:41:27.042
+- Yes, sir?
+- Two burritos, please, sir.
+
+00:41:27.125 --> 00:41:28.208
+You got it.
+
+00:41:28.292 --> 00:41:29.292
+Go ahead, Mike.
+
+00:41:29.833 --> 00:41:35.542
+I can see you there.
+Now, is that some gates on your left side?
+
+00:41:38.042 --> 00:41:39.042
+Yeah.
+
+00:41:39.125 --> 00:41:42.417
+Now in a minute,
+those said gates are gonna open.
+
+00:41:43.375 --> 00:41:45.292
+And that said minute is now.
+
+00:41:51.167 --> 00:41:55.750
+All I need to know from you
+is if that truck is turning left or right.
+
+00:42:01.292 --> 00:42:02.417
+Right turn.
+
+00:42:06.708 --> 00:42:08.458
+You know, make your own cappuccino.
+
+00:42:09.000 --> 00:42:12.000
+Oh, goddamn. Who is this?
+
+00:42:30.792 --> 00:42:33.250
+Yo! Out of the fucking car, come on.
+
+00:42:33.333 --> 00:42:35.792
+Don't fucking look at me!
+Out of the fucking car.
+
+00:42:38.542 --> 00:42:41.167
+All right, Mike. Is my day done?
+
+00:42:41.250 --> 00:42:43.292
+You're call has been forwarded to--
+
+00:42:43.375 --> 00:42:46.917
+Do you hear me? Out of the fucking car!
+Face down, come on!
+
+00:42:47.000 --> 00:42:50.833
+Show me your fucking hands!
+Face down on the ground right now.
+
+00:42:51.542 --> 00:42:53.958
+- There you go.
+- Do what we say and you'll live.
+
+00:42:54.042 --> 00:42:55.708
+Face to the fucking ground.
+
+00:42:57.250 --> 00:42:58.500
+Thank you.
+
+00:43:11.708 --> 00:43:12.875
+Fuck!
+
+00:43:17.708 --> 00:43:18.833
+Dougie?
+
+00:44:55.542 --> 00:44:58.500
+Try not to move too quickly.
+
+00:44:58.583 --> 00:44:59.667
+You're in a hospital.
+
+00:45:00.708 --> 00:45:02.875
+You were in an accident, you were shot at.
+
+00:45:04.208 --> 00:45:05.958
+Six bullets removed.
+
+00:45:07.000 --> 00:45:08.208
+Three operations.
+
+00:45:08.875 --> 00:45:10.000
+Two lifesaving.
+
+00:45:10.792 --> 00:45:12.542
+You lost a fifth of your blood.
+
+00:45:14.083 --> 00:45:16.250
+You've got a warrior spirit.
+
+00:45:19.125 --> 00:45:20.292
+What about my son?
+
+00:45:23.667 --> 00:45:24.708
+Dougie?
+
+00:45:39.125 --> 00:45:40.750
+My beautiful boy.
+
+00:45:46.625 --> 00:45:48.083
+And now he's gone.
+
+00:45:53.333 --> 00:45:54.417
+He looked up to you.
+
+00:46:01.333 --> 00:46:02.708
+Was obsessed with you.
+
+00:46:08.875 --> 00:46:10.333
+It wasn't my work, Jane.
+
+00:46:16.083 --> 00:46:18.083
+You killed our son.
+
+00:46:31.292 --> 00:46:33.542
+And still you have nothing to say.
+
+00:46:42.417 --> 00:46:46.750
+You are a cold, cold cunt.
+
+00:47:22.250 --> 00:47:24.083
+My condolences for your loss.
+
+00:47:28.917 --> 00:47:31.583
+Before you ask,
+we have no leads on this thing.
+
+00:47:33.083 --> 00:47:35.500
+Which is kind of strange
+for a job this big.
+
+00:47:38.625 --> 00:47:40.292
+Somebody knows something.
+
+00:47:40.375 --> 00:47:41.833
+Somebody always knows something.
+
+00:47:41.917 --> 00:47:44.250
+It's just I'm not allowed
+to ask the hard questions.
+
+00:47:52.042 --> 00:47:53.250
+Here's the shit list.
+
+00:47:54.167 --> 00:47:55.458
+Knock yourself out.
+
+00:48:04.625 --> 00:48:06.000
+Need any of them to live?
+
+00:48:06.958 --> 00:48:09.500
+I don't miss anyone
+that your boys have buried so far.
+
+00:48:13.042 --> 00:48:15.208
+Then you need to let me do this my way.
+
+00:48:19.375 --> 00:48:21.083
+I can do in two weeks
+
+00:48:21.750 --> 00:48:24.000
+what you only wish
+you could do in 20 years.
+
+00:48:26.583 --> 00:48:29.167
+If their names are on that list,
+you can do your worst.
+
+00:48:31.417 --> 00:48:34.625
+Just be mindful
+that I can only look confused for so long.
+
+00:48:36.542 --> 00:48:37.667
+The floor is yours.
+
+00:48:54.583 --> 00:48:55.583
+Brendan.
+
+00:48:57.833 --> 00:48:59.417
+You need to quit that.
+
+00:48:59.500 --> 00:49:01.292
+I can hardly breathe here.
+
+00:49:02.583 --> 00:49:03.708
+It wasn't your fault.
+
+00:49:05.292 --> 00:49:06.708
+It was a drunk driver.
+
+00:49:08.208 --> 00:49:09.583
+It's easy for you to say.
+
+00:49:10.458 --> 00:49:12.708
+It's his son, Moggy. His only son.
+
+00:49:12.792 --> 00:49:14.292
+Hey, we all fucked up.
+
+00:49:14.917 --> 00:49:18.542
+So let's accept the responsibility
+and not turn on each other in there.
+
+00:49:19.625 --> 00:49:22.292
+Brendan, retain your dignity.
+
+00:49:30.500 --> 00:49:32.042
+It's a fucking tragedy, boss.
+
+00:49:32.750 --> 00:49:36.333
+We all love Dougie.
+And our sympathies run deep.
+
+00:49:36.417 --> 00:49:38.125
+It's more my fault than anyone's.
+
+00:49:38.208 --> 00:49:40.500
+And we'll do anything
+to find who's responsible.
+
+00:49:44.208 --> 00:49:45.875
+I need to know who pulled the trigger.
+
+00:49:49.458 --> 00:49:50.583
+I need a face.
+
+00:49:51.250 --> 00:49:52.250
+Of course.
+
+00:49:53.375 --> 00:49:56.042
+And we've been on nothing else
+trying to get answers.
+
+00:49:56.792 --> 00:49:58.750
+It's not any of the usual suspects.
+
+00:50:02.250 --> 00:50:04.458
+You're gonna tell us what we want to know.
+
+00:50:06.500 --> 00:50:08.417
+This is your last chance.
+
+00:50:10.208 --> 00:50:11.667
+The tree has been shook.
+
+00:50:12.917 --> 00:50:14.250
+And it's been shook hard.
+
+00:50:17.792 --> 00:50:18.792
+I want a name.
+
+00:50:20.750 --> 00:50:23.750
+Anyone with a skill set, with a form.
+
+00:50:24.750 --> 00:50:26.250
+We've run out of names.
+
+00:50:26.333 --> 00:50:30.625
+We've deployed large amounts of time,
+money and effort
+
+00:50:30.708 --> 00:50:32.167
+in the search for justice.
+
+00:50:34.625 --> 00:50:36.125
+It was a long list.
+
+00:50:36.917 --> 00:50:38.083
+Not good enough.
+
+00:50:38.167 --> 00:50:39.417
+Understood.
+
+00:50:40.500 --> 00:50:42.333
+But we've scorched earth.
+
+00:50:43.667 --> 00:50:45.083
+No, it's not understood.
+
+00:50:47.583 --> 00:50:49.792
+You started by saying
+you'd do anything.
+
+00:50:49.875 --> 00:50:51.583
+But what I'm hearing is
+
+00:50:52.333 --> 00:50:54.083
+you think you've done everything.
+
+00:51:03.500 --> 00:51:04.750
+Understood.
+
+00:51:04.833 --> 00:51:07.333
+I hear the train a comin'
+
+00:51:09.417 --> 00:51:11.708
+It's rolling round the bend
+
+00:51:13.875 --> 00:51:16.333
+And I ain't seen the sunshine
+
+00:51:18.167 --> 00:51:20.458
+Since I don't know when
+
+00:51:22.583 --> 00:51:24.833
+I'm stuck in Folsom prison
+
+00:51:25.375 --> 00:51:28.250
+And time keeps draggin' on
+
+00:51:31.083 --> 00:51:33.708
+But that train keeps a-rollin'
+
+00:51:36.083 --> 00:51:38.833
+On down to San Antone
+
+00:51:40.333 --> 00:51:43.375
+On down to San Antone
+
+00:51:46.750 --> 00:51:48.750
+When I was just a baby
+
+00:51:50.958 --> 00:51:52.958
+My mama told me, "Son"
+
+00:51:53.042 --> 00:51:55.417
+- What the fuck?
+- Make a sound and you're dead.
+
+00:51:56.583 --> 00:51:58.167
+"Always be a good boy
+
+00:51:59.750 --> 00:52:02.458
+Don't ever play with guns"
+
+00:52:04.833 --> 00:52:09.333
+All right, Jerome, what do you think?
+It's getting late. We all got places to go.
+
+00:52:09.417 --> 00:52:12.042
+Why don't you save us a lot of time
+and you a lot of trouble
+
+00:52:12.125 --> 00:52:13.667
+and tell us what we need to know?
+
+00:52:13.750 --> 00:52:17.375
+Trouble? You motherfuckers got no idea
+how much trouble you're in.
+
+00:52:18.083 --> 00:52:19.375
+Do you know who the fuck I am?
+
+00:52:19.458 --> 00:52:22.167
+Yeah, I know exactly who you are
+and that's why you're here.
+
+00:52:22.250 --> 00:52:25.042
+So I can see it's gonna be a long night.
+Let's get started.
+
+00:52:25.958 --> 00:52:27.000
+Bag him.
+
+00:52:30.375 --> 00:52:33.417
+No! Fuck you all!
+
+00:52:33.500 --> 00:52:35.375
+It's rolling round the bend
+
+00:52:37.708 --> 00:52:40.250
+And I ain't seen the sunshine
+
+00:52:41.500 --> 00:52:44.083
+Since I don't know when
+
+00:52:46.833 --> 00:52:48.792
+When I was just a baby
+
+00:52:51.250 --> 00:52:53.000
+My mama told me, "Son,
+
+00:52:55.583 --> 00:52:57.542
+Always be a good boy
+
+00:52:59.542 --> 00:53:02.000
+Don't ever play with guns"
+
+00:53:08.708 --> 00:53:10.083
+All right, take it off.
+
+00:53:24.667 --> 00:53:26.292
+I don't think he knows anything.
+
+00:53:32.042 --> 00:53:33.292
+We'll see about that.
+
+00:53:40.292 --> 00:53:42.917
+I hear you're a tough lad and a hard worker.
+
+00:53:44.292 --> 00:53:45.292
+Good for you.
+
+00:53:47.458 --> 00:53:48.958
+But you're still gonna give me a name.
+
+00:53:51.958 --> 00:53:53.875
+If not for your life, for hers.
+
+00:53:57.042 --> 00:53:59.292
+What the fuck! Don't touch her!
+
+00:53:59.375 --> 00:54:01.917
+I said don't touch her.
+Don't fucking touch her!
+
+00:54:02.000 --> 00:54:03.667
+- Leave her out of this!
+- Bag her.
+
+00:54:03.750 --> 00:54:04.875
+- No.
+- No!
+
+00:54:06.167 --> 00:54:09.000
+All right! The only fucking name.
+
+00:54:17.875 --> 00:54:19.000
+Jackson brothers.
+
+00:54:33.500 --> 00:54:34.875
+If it's anyone, it's them.
+
+00:54:36.875 --> 00:54:42.500
+Fucking dark porn, trafficking,
+witchcraft kids,
+
+00:54:43.125 --> 00:54:47.167
+home invasions,
+he's talked about these cash trucks too.
+
+00:54:47.750 --> 00:54:50.792
+But you did not hear this from me,
+and if you did...
+
+00:54:52.208 --> 00:54:53.042
+kill me now.
+
+00:55:02.583 --> 00:55:05.750
+Give him 200 grand. Leave the keys in the car.
+
+00:55:22.833 --> 00:55:24.042
+Pass me the water.
+
+00:55:26.542 --> 00:55:27.542
+You all right?
+
+00:55:30.375 --> 00:55:31.375
+No, I'm not.
+
+00:55:33.083 --> 00:55:34.292
+It's a Shit Show.
+
+00:55:36.083 --> 00:55:37.500
+Fucking reptiles.
+
+00:55:41.333 --> 00:55:42.625
+There's kids involved.
+
+00:55:46.208 --> 00:55:48.750
+Got a feeling I'm gonna be cleaning up all day.
+
+00:56:02.125 --> 00:56:03.125
+Mike.
+
+00:56:56.667 --> 00:56:59.458
+Here you go, sweetheart. Drink some water.
+
+00:57:00.708 --> 00:57:01.833
+There's a good girl.
+
+00:57:33.958 --> 00:57:35.333
+How much is in the pot?
+
+00:57:37.500 --> 00:57:38.958
+I'd say 2.5.
+
+00:57:40.292 --> 00:57:41.792
+So what do you think?
+
+00:57:43.875 --> 00:57:44.875
+I think...
+
+00:57:46.208 --> 00:57:47.333
+it isn't them.
+
+00:57:50.917 --> 00:57:52.583
+You've got to tell the boss.
+
+00:58:02.625 --> 00:58:06.250
+They're filthy fucks.
+And they have done trucks.
+
+00:58:06.333 --> 00:58:09.375
+But they ain't our men. That job was above them.
+
+00:58:10.292 --> 00:58:12.333
+They're more about the smash and grab.
+
+00:58:13.250 --> 00:58:15.750
+Looks like there's two and a half mil,
+which they confessed to.
+
+00:58:15.833 --> 00:58:16.750
+But...
+
+00:58:17.958 --> 00:58:19.458
+What do you want me to do?
+
+00:58:24.083 --> 00:58:25.958
+Don't want you to do anything, Moggy.
+
+00:58:43.167 --> 00:58:44.333
+How old are these girls?
+
+00:58:46.583 --> 00:58:47.625
+Not old enough.
+
+00:58:58.208 --> 00:58:59.583
+Give the girls the cash.
+
+00:59:00.458 --> 00:59:01.458
+And let 'em go.
+
+00:59:32.083 --> 00:59:34.208
+Can I speak candidly, boss?
+
+00:59:38.917 --> 00:59:40.833
+I don't think we should do this again.
+
+00:59:43.375 --> 00:59:44.958
+Understandably, you're...
+
+00:59:46.583 --> 00:59:48.750
+you're not in your right mind just now, and...
+
+00:59:50.500 --> 00:59:51.625
+you need a break.
+
+00:59:54.708 --> 00:59:56.958
+But we can't continue
+to handle business this way.
+
+00:59:57.042 --> 01:00:01.167
+Otherwise, some fuckers are gonna come for us
+before we can get to them.
+
+01:00:04.542 --> 01:00:07.250
+The truth? We need a different approach.
+
+01:00:10.625 --> 01:00:12.292
+It's gotta be an inside job.
+
+01:00:15.083 --> 01:00:16.333
+You're right, Mike.
+
+01:00:18.750 --> 01:00:20.333
+I shouldn't have got you involved.
+
+01:00:25.542 --> 01:00:27.250
+I'm gonna go back to London for a while.
+
+01:00:31.708 --> 01:00:35.958
+- Patrick.
+- Patrick. I'm a Brit, not a Mick.
+
+01:00:36.042 --> 01:00:37.125
+So your mom's Irish.
+
+01:00:37.875 --> 01:00:41.083
+Usual fare,
+this time you're Patrick Hill from Lewisham.
+
+01:00:41.583 --> 01:00:45.750
+You've got a driver's license, passport,
+IRS papers with a full tax history,
+
+01:00:45.833 --> 01:00:47.167
+and medical records.
+
+01:00:47.250 --> 01:00:49.500
+All your criminal checks are clean.
+
+01:00:49.583 --> 01:00:52.333
+You've got 25 years' worth of employment.
+
+01:00:52.833 --> 01:00:54.500
+With references working in Europe
+
+01:00:54.583 --> 01:00:57.083
+and the same for the previous addresses too.
+
+01:00:57.167 --> 01:01:02.667
+Your employment history has been inserted
+into the Delta Orange security system.
+
+01:01:02.750 --> 01:01:07.167
+80, should anyone check,
+you've worked there for 11 years.
+
+01:01:07.875 --> 01:01:09.500
+You even finished college,
+
+01:01:09.583 --> 01:01:12.917
+and have held the same gym membership
+since 2011.
+
+01:01:13.958 --> 01:01:17.792
+As requested, you have your pistol license.
+
+01:01:17.875 --> 01:01:20.833
+And finally, the hotel has been arranged.
+
+01:01:22.250 --> 01:01:23.625
+It's another brand new you.
+
+01:01:24.875 --> 01:01:26.042
+Kirsty, one more thing.
+
+01:01:27.583 --> 01:01:29.333
+Give me a copy of the coroner's report.
+
+01:01:32.917 --> 01:01:35.583
+- Are you sure that's a good idea?
+- Just do it.
+
+01:01:36.417 --> 01:01:39.750
+And your reference from Orange Delta
+Security was impressive.
+
+01:01:39.833 --> 01:01:42.292
+- Family?
+- Married. Divorced.
+
+01:01:42.375 --> 01:01:45.292
+- Anyone else?
- No.
-01:02:42.217 --> 01:02:45.552
-When the thought of someone's
-decapitated head upsets you,
+01:01:46.333 --> 01:01:48.250
+It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Hill.
-01:02:45.637 --> 01:02:47.387
-that is love.
+01:01:52.833 --> 01:01:54.917
+You ain't much for talking, are you,
+Mary Poppins?
-01:02:47.639 --> 01:02:50.641
-- I swear, I don't even like her at all.
-- You don't like her?
+01:01:55.000 --> 01:01:56.500
+Let me buy you a beer.
-01:02:50.809 --> 01:02:53.560
-She has the body shape
-of a 14-year-old boy.
+01:01:57.750 --> 01:01:59.333
+Just make sure you drink it over there.
-01:02:53.895 --> 01:02:57.648
-Well, that is
-a particular weakness of yours.
+01:02:07.833 --> 01:02:09.667
+The autopsy report.
-01:02:57.732 --> 01:02:59.650
-Need I remind you of
-the Menudo incident?
+01:02:09.750 --> 01:02:13.208
+Show me your fucking hands!
+Face down, on the ground, right now!
-01:02:59.859 --> 01:03:01.610
-Those boys had
-their eyes open.
+01:02:14.625 --> 01:02:16.333
+Face to the fucking ground!
-01:03:01.694 --> 01:03:02.986
-They knew exactly
-what they were doing.
+01:02:23.583 --> 01:02:24.958
+How you holding up, Sam?
-01:03:03.071 --> 01:03:04.571
-We made them
-have their eyes open.
+01:02:25.500 --> 01:02:26.708
+What's to say?
-01:03:04.656 --> 01:03:06.824
-You made me hold
-one of their eyes open,
+01:02:27.792 --> 01:02:30.333
+Wake up late, watch TV.
-01:03:06.908 --> 01:03:08.534
-so they'd see what
-you were doing to them.
+01:02:31.542 --> 01:02:33.333
+Drink a beer and watch more TV.
-01:03:09.119 --> 01:03:11.161
-They seemed to be having
-a pretty good time.
+01:02:34.042 --> 01:02:37.208
+Maybe convince Ma to give me a few bucks
+so I can buy more beer.
-01:03:11.246 --> 01:03:13.705
-They were not.
-Those boys were crying.
+01:02:38.167 --> 01:02:40.583
+Watch TV until I'm drunk enough to fall asleep.
-01:03:13.998 --> 01:03:15.249
-Three of them
-killed themselves!
+01:02:42.167 --> 01:02:43.583
+Did I mention I watch TV?
-01:03:16.251 --> 01:03:17.376
-Nothing to do with me.
+01:02:46.042 --> 01:02:47.667
+You're awfully quiet, Brad.
-01:03:17.460 --> 01:03:19.837
-Everything to do with you!
-A lot of them wrote notes.
+01:02:48.458 --> 01:02:49.542
+I'm not quiet.
-01:03:19.921 --> 01:03:22.589
-In their suicide notes
-they named you by name!
+01:02:50.708 --> 01:02:51.708
+I'm bored.
-01:03:22.841 --> 01:03:25.133
-It's all a rumor.
-And you're being silly.
+01:02:52.208 --> 01:02:54.875
+- Bored of what?
+- Of not fucking working.
-01:03:25.718 --> 01:03:27.052
-Hello, gentlemen.
-How you doin'?
+01:02:56.292 --> 01:03:00.042
+I'm built for combat, not daytime TV.
-01:03:27.345 --> 01:03:28.846
-Are you guys
-friends of the deceased?
+01:03:02.458 --> 01:03:04.958
+The Afghanis treated us better than our own.
-01:03:29.556 --> 01:03:30.931
-How do I put this?
+01:03:06.542 --> 01:03:08.292
+I wish I was back in the unit.
-01:03:31.182 --> 01:03:32.683
-He was my nigger.
+01:03:09.792 --> 01:03:12.125
+Boredom is more dangerous than bullets.
-01:03:33.017 --> 01:03:34.476
-No, that's not
-the way to put it.
+01:03:13.875 --> 01:03:16.333
+Give me an enemy I can fucking see.
-01:03:34.602 --> 01:03:36.228
-- Whoa, whoa!
-- No?
+01:03:20.833 --> 01:03:22.542
+How about you, are you working, boss?
-01:03:36.479 --> 01:03:37.771
-He was my negger.
-Nigger. Nagger?
+01:03:23.458 --> 01:03:24.958
+Still part-time at the mall.
-01:03:37.981 --> 01:03:39.189
-- No, no, no.
-- What is that?
+01:03:25.875 --> 01:03:28.583
+Costing more than I'm making.
+If it wasn't for Amy's parents,
-01:03:39.274 --> 01:03:40.566
-- Negar. Nigger? Nagur?
-- No, no.
+01:03:29.583 --> 01:03:30.708
+we'd be on the street.
-01:03:40.650 --> 01:03:41.817
-Please stop. Please.
+01:03:30.792 --> 01:03:35.167
+Seems like Carlos is the only one
+who landed on his feet with the oil tycoon.
-01:03:41.901 --> 01:03:42.943
-I told you,
-before we came in.
+01:03:35.250 --> 01:03:38.167
+So I'm there from 6:00 in the morning
+until 12:00 at night,
-01:03:43.027 --> 01:03:45.529
-One word, do not say.
-Is the exact word you're using now.
+01:03:38.833 --> 01:03:40.500
+this motherfucker is dripping in gold,
-01:03:45.613 --> 01:03:46.989
-- No, I said Nuga...
-- One dozen times.
+01:03:40.583 --> 01:03:42.750
+and I haven't seen a dollar
+in overtime yet.
-01:03:47.198 --> 01:03:50.117
-Please relate to him that there could be
-two funerals today.
+01:03:42.833 --> 01:03:45.542
+One minute we're killing Arabs,
+the next minute we're wiping their ass.
-01:03:50.243 --> 01:03:52.202
-I... Believe me
-when I tell you,
+01:03:45.625 --> 01:03:47.625
+Afghans aren't Arabs.
-01:03:52.328 --> 01:03:55.622
-we are here only
-to pay our respects to a great man.
+01:03:47.708 --> 01:03:50.208
+They're not? What are they?
-01:03:55.874 --> 01:03:58.041
-Okay, Eldridge's casket
-is laying in the chapel right now.
+01:03:50.917 --> 01:03:51.917
+Clue's in the name.
-01:03:58.334 --> 01:03:59.877
-We're gonna have the
-viewing in a few minutes.
+01:03:52.000 --> 01:03:53.667
+Afghanis.
-01:04:00.211 --> 01:04:01.378
-Thank you very much.
+01:03:53.750 --> 01:03:56.750
+Whatever. They're not Americans.
-01:04:03.006 --> 01:04:04.381
-I love your music,
-by the way.
+01:03:56.833 --> 01:03:58.125
+Do you know what I want to do?
-01:04:04.549 --> 01:04:05.924
-No, it's not.
-He's not a musician.
+01:03:59.208 --> 01:04:01.125
+I wanna lift one of those precious ornaments
-01:04:06.050 --> 01:04:09.928
-I'm so, so sorry that
-Whitney turned out like she did.
+01:04:01.208 --> 01:04:03.583
+until I get my motherfucking overtime pay.
-01:04:10.054 --> 01:04:11.305
-- It's not Bobby Brown.
-- Hey...
+01:04:03.667 --> 01:04:04.667
+And why don't you?
-01:04:15.977 --> 01:04:18.228
-- Go there.
-- Okay. Here we go.
+01:04:06.208 --> 01:04:07.375
+Why don't I what?
-01:04:27.864 --> 01:04:28.947
-Hello?
-Somebody in here?
+01:04:10.083 --> 01:04:11.333
+Make them pay.
-01:04:29.032 --> 01:04:31.158
-Nadal!
-The Sub-Saharans have discovered us!
+01:04:15.875 --> 01:04:16.958
+They owe us.
-01:04:31.242 --> 01:04:32.826
-- What? Okay, okay, okay!
-- Hurry, hurry!
+01:04:19.083 --> 01:04:20.417
+Why are you asking me?
-01:04:32.911 --> 01:04:34.411
-- Just a moment!
-- What you doin' in there?
+01:04:21.667 --> 01:04:22.708
+Ask sarge.
-01:04:34.913 --> 01:04:36.538
-Jerking off.
+01:04:31.667 --> 01:04:33.417
+Do they keep cash?
-01:04:37.123 --> 01:04:38.123
-Open this door!
+01:04:44.750 --> 01:04:45.750
+What's that?
-01:04:38.583 --> 01:04:40.500
-- No, no, no!
-- Open the door now!
+01:04:49.958 --> 01:04:51.667
+That is it.
-01:04:40.752 --> 01:04:43.086
-Quick! Plan B! Plan B!
+01:04:52.917 --> 01:04:54.292
+That's fucking what?
-01:04:52.680 --> 01:04:53.764
-Why did you
-chop off his head?
+01:04:55.292 --> 01:04:58.667
+That is what is left
+after we've washed it through the system.
-01:04:53.848 --> 01:04:54.932
-You said Plan B!
+01:04:59.292 --> 01:05:00.667
+What's on the table?
-01:04:55.016 --> 01:04:56.808
-Plan B was to have
-coffee and regroup,
+01:05:00.750 --> 01:05:02.000
+Hundred ten.
-01:04:56.893 --> 01:04:59.227
-it was not to
-chop his head off!
+01:05:03.042 --> 01:05:08.583
+Two Rolexes, Patek.
+Six-carat ring chains, 40 grand cash.
-01:05:07.278 --> 01:05:09.071
-Good morning, Nadal!
+01:05:09.167 --> 01:05:14.042
+Wait a minute. I got hit over the head
+and lost my job for, like, 18g's a piece?
-01:05:09.948 --> 01:05:12.282
-Wake up!
-Good morning, Nadal!
+01:05:14.833 --> 01:05:17.375
+Thought we worked out
+over half a million in solids?
-01:05:14.827 --> 01:05:16.411
-No, no, no, no, no, no!
+01:05:17.458 --> 01:05:18.667
+We did the leg work.
-01:05:16.579 --> 01:05:17.621
-Get this away from me!
+01:05:19.333 --> 01:05:21.292
+- We made the calls...
+- Number One.
-01:05:17.705 --> 01:05:18.956
-You know, me and you
-are quite a team.
+01:05:21.375 --> 01:05:23.000
+- Go ahead, Four.
+- Incoming.
-01:05:19.040 --> 01:05:20.040
-No, no.
+01:05:23.583 --> 01:05:27.375
+We spent the sweat,
+we dealt with the fence,
-01:05:20.124 --> 01:05:21.541
-You know who else
-makes a great team?
+01:05:28.542 --> 01:05:29.417
+that's what we get.
-01:05:21.626 --> 01:05:24.086
-Ebony and ivory
+01:05:30.500 --> 01:05:31.500
+Salaam-alaikum.
-01:05:24.170 --> 01:05:25.587
-No, no, no!
+01:05:33.208 --> 01:05:34.500
+Even split.
-01:05:25.713 --> 01:05:27.047
-Live together
-in perfect harmony
+01:05:37.500 --> 01:05:40.167
+We're not the mafia. We're soldiers.
-01:05:27.131 --> 01:05:28.131
-What is wrong with you?
-Get it out of here!
+01:05:40.833 --> 01:05:42.708
+Nah, something ain't right here.
-01:05:29.175 --> 01:05:30.175
-Good one.
+01:05:44.292 --> 01:05:46.833
+- You're trying to say something, Jan?
+- Fuck off, Jan.
-01:05:34.639 --> 01:05:36.598
-Splish splash
-I was taking a bath!
+01:05:48.333 --> 01:05:51.542
+Go find another bone to chew,
+you'll break your teeth on this one.
-01:05:37.558 --> 01:05:39.142
-No! Get it out of here!
+01:05:51.625 --> 01:05:53.542
+And stand up when the boss is talking.
-01:05:40.311 --> 01:05:41.979
-Oh, that is weird.
+01:06:02.583 --> 01:06:05.542
+We could change it though,
+out out the middleman.
-01:05:43.481 --> 01:05:48.318
-I threw in some carob-covered goji
-berries, just as a treat. Enjoy.
+01:06:06.500 --> 01:06:07.625
+What does that mean?
-01:05:48.820 --> 01:05:53.073
-Thank you. That's very kind of
-you. You're a very nice man.
+01:06:09.708 --> 01:06:10.958
+We want cash...
-01:05:53.658 --> 01:05:55.659
-What the fuck
-did you call me?
+01:06:13.042 --> 01:06:14.375
+we go after cash.
-01:05:56.661 --> 01:05:58.495
-I said you were nice!
+01:06:14.458 --> 01:06:16.542
+We've got a guy on the inside.
-01:06:03.501 --> 01:06:07.421
-Allison! The Lancaster just
-called! We got the contract back!
+01:06:17.250 --> 01:06:18.250
+Inside of what?
-01:06:07.505 --> 01:06:09.589
-- Great! Whatever!
-- I know!
+01:06:20.583 --> 01:06:21.417
+Cash trucks.
-01:06:09.674 --> 01:06:12.009
-Green World is shutting down
-their Manhattan store!
+01:06:25.792 --> 01:06:29.458
+We took in 1.18 million.
-01:06:12.343 --> 01:06:14.219
-I wonder what
-could have happened?
+01:06:32.583 --> 01:06:34.750
+That's three years' worth of work
+in one payday.
-01:06:16.180 --> 01:06:18.265
-Be careful with that,
-sweetheart. Be careful.
+01:06:34.833 --> 01:06:39.208
+$168,571 each.
-01:06:18.599 --> 01:06:21.351
-Oh, yeah, we're going to
-have a nice big salad.
+01:06:39.292 --> 01:06:41.167
+That's a lot of paper right there.
-01:06:22.186 --> 01:06:23.895
-Celebratory cuddle?
+01:06:41.250 --> 01:06:46.250
+- Hold on, that's seven ways, not six?
+- Thirty seconds.
-01:06:25.523 --> 01:06:26.606
-Well done!
+01:06:46.333 --> 01:06:47.667
+There might not be a middleman,
-01:06:26.774 --> 01:06:28.191
-- You smell bad.
-- I know.
+01:06:47.750 --> 01:06:50.000
+but there is a man on the inside,
+he needs a slice.
-01:06:28.693 --> 01:06:29.776
-Help!
+01:06:56.083 --> 01:06:58.250
+And who is this inside man?
-01:06:29.861 --> 01:06:32.070
-Somebody help!
-My wife is in labor!
+01:06:59.792 --> 01:07:00.792
+You don't need to know.
-01:06:32.405 --> 01:06:34.031
-Oh, my God!
-Oh, my God!
+01:07:01.875 --> 01:07:06.375
+Yes, motherfuckers, these are
+guns and we'll not hesitate to kill you.
-01:06:34.198 --> 01:06:36.992
-Baby? The ambulance can't
-be here for 20 minutes. Can you hold it?
+01:07:06.458 --> 01:07:08.167
+Don't be a hero, it's not your money.
-01:06:37.076 --> 01:06:38.744
-I can't hold it!
-It's coming out!
+01:07:08.250 --> 01:07:11.125
+- Show me your hands.
+- Put your hands behind your back.
-01:06:39.037 --> 01:06:40.162
-It's coming out!
+01:07:11.208 --> 01:07:14.583
+What's your driver's name?
+If you lie to me, I'll fucking kill you.
-01:06:40.246 --> 01:06:42.956
-Does anyone have
-any medical experience?
+01:07:14.667 --> 01:07:16.708
+- Chad.
+- Chad fucking what?
-01:06:43.207 --> 01:06:46.793
-I was Wadiya's Chief Surgeon
-for the last 22 years.
+01:07:17.542 --> 01:07:19.375
+- Chad Reed.
+- Horrible name.
-01:06:47.086 --> 01:06:48.879
-Please.
-Please help us. Please.
+01:07:19.458 --> 01:07:23.042
+Gentlemen, we have found our opportunity
+to stand tall again.
-01:06:49.130 --> 01:06:51.131
-- Allison, they need your help. Come on.
-- Okay, fine.
+01:07:23.833 --> 01:07:27.167
+After years of taking it,
+staring at our laces.
-01:06:51.758 --> 01:06:52.758
-Come on.
+01:07:28.250 --> 01:07:30.625
+Don't quit your day job just yet.
-01:06:53.259 --> 01:06:54.342
-Are you okay?
+01:07:30.708 --> 01:07:32.958
+Rhythm as normal, be smart.
-01:06:55.762 --> 01:06:57.471
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
-What are you doing?
+01:07:33.042 --> 01:07:35.000
+Don't go buying anything flashy.
-01:06:57.555 --> 01:06:58.930
-Sorry! Old habits die hard.
+01:07:35.083 --> 01:07:37.583
+Just what you absolutely need,
+do you hear me, Jan?
-01:06:59.390 --> 01:07:01.058
-All right, I'm going in.
+01:07:38.958 --> 01:07:40.583
+Oh, yeah, loud and clear, boss.
-01:07:02.977 --> 01:07:04.019
-That's the wrong hole!
+01:07:41.875 --> 01:07:43.750
+Groceries, good.
-01:07:04.103 --> 01:07:06.063
-- What?
-- You just put your fist up the wrong hole.
+01:07:43.833 --> 01:07:45.250
+Sports cars, bad.
-01:07:06.230 --> 01:07:07.856
-If I had a dollar for
-every time I heard that.
+01:07:46.667 --> 01:07:49.875
+This isn't retirement money,
+but if we play it right, it could be.
-01:07:09.734 --> 01:07:10.776
-Get it outta there.
+01:07:50.375 --> 01:07:52.292
+Yo, Dave, come in.
-01:07:11.486 --> 01:07:13.487
-- Going in again.
-- Okay, good.
+01:07:55.958 --> 01:07:57.000
+Come in, Dave.
-01:07:13.654 --> 01:07:15.238
-Still my asshole!
+01:07:57.083 --> 01:07:59.250
+Just checking everything's as it should be.
-01:07:15.490 --> 01:07:16.990
-What is wrong
-with you, man?
+01:07:59.875 --> 01:08:01.708
+All good here, Chad.
-01:07:17.075 --> 01:07:18.533
-You just put it in
-my asshole again!
+01:08:01.792 --> 01:08:03.125
+Be out in two.
-01:07:18.618 --> 01:07:20.118
-Just go up
-from where you are.
+01:08:05.708 --> 01:08:07.500
+Did that just go as smooth
+as I thought it did?
-01:07:20.828 --> 01:07:23.455
-The good news is,
-your prostate is completely healthy.
+01:08:07.583 --> 01:08:09.250
+Don't count your chickens just yet.
-01:07:24.415 --> 01:07:26.083
-That's good. That's good.
-
-01:07:26.334 --> 01:07:27.709
-- Going in again.
-- Okay, good.
-
-01:07:31.422 --> 01:07:32.589
+01:08:12.833 --> 01:08:13.667
Hold on.
-01:07:33.925 --> 01:07:34.966
-What are you...
+01:08:14.458 --> 01:08:17.750
+Gentlemen, if I can just get your signatures.
-01:07:37.011 --> 01:07:38.845
-Allison, stop it!
-You need two hands!
+01:08:17.833 --> 01:08:19.208
+- How's it going?
+- All right.
-01:07:39.180 --> 01:07:40.347
-But I'm in the middle
-of the text.
+01:08:21.708 --> 01:08:22.833
+- Fantastic.
+- Thank you.
-01:07:40.598 --> 01:07:42.182
-It's coming out!
+01:08:24.792 --> 01:08:28.583
+I'm telling you now,
+there's more gold in these hills.
-01:07:47.438 --> 01:07:48.814
-- Where is that coming from?
-- What?
+01:08:29.083 --> 01:08:32.000
+Yeah. We haven't even tapped into
+our skill set.
-01:07:54.112 --> 01:07:56.113
-I'm really sorry.
-I'm gonna have to take this call.
+01:08:32.083 --> 01:08:33.917
+Monkeys could've done that job.
-01:07:56.322 --> 01:07:57.656
-Is there a phone
-in my body?
+01:08:34.000 --> 01:08:36.167
+- So let's push ourselves then.
+- Easy, boys.
-01:07:57.949 --> 01:07:59.282
-What are you doing?
+01:08:36.250 --> 01:08:37.833
+Walking before running.
-01:07:59.408 --> 01:08:00.784
-I'm in
-the Lincoln Tunnel.
+01:08:38.542 --> 01:08:40.000
+Yeah, I don't know about you guys,
-01:08:00.993 --> 01:08:03.328
-What? Okay, look.
-We need to talk for a minute.
+01:08:40.083 --> 01:08:43.458
+but, I feel like I've been walking
+for a long fucking time.
-01:08:03.663 --> 01:08:05.622
-Hello, Nadal.
-Listen, I can't speak now.
+01:08:43.542 --> 01:08:48.667
+Happy birthday to you
-01:08:05.706 --> 01:08:07.207
-I'll speak to you later,
-okay? Bye!
+01:08:48.750 --> 01:08:53.333
+Happy birthday to you
-01:08:07.542 --> 01:08:09.459
-Stop talking to my vagina!
+01:08:53.417 --> 01:08:58.417
+Happy birthday, dear Jack
-01:08:10.795 --> 01:08:13.463
-Zoey, the baby's stuck. I need you to put
-your hand in and help me.
+01:08:58.500 --> 01:08:59.500
+Happy birthday!
-01:08:13.756 --> 01:08:15.006
-- What? No...
-- Come on! Put it in!
+01:08:59.583 --> 01:09:05.708
+Happy birthday to you
-01:08:15.091 --> 01:08:16.800
-- No, don't be scared. Put it in.
-- Okay. Okay.
+01:09:06.833 --> 01:09:07.708
+Yeah!
-01:08:17.051 --> 01:08:18.385
+01:09:08.750 --> 01:09:11.417
+It's getting harder and harder.
+
+01:09:14.583 --> 01:09:17.125
+I know it is my birthday, but...
+
+01:09:18.208 --> 01:09:19.625
+I've got a present for you.
+
+01:09:20.833 --> 01:09:23.333
+- What are you sitting on, old man?
+- More work.
+
+01:09:23.958 --> 01:09:25.792
+But with a significant bump.
+
+01:09:26.833 --> 01:09:28.000
+It's another truck.
+
+01:09:28.833 --> 01:09:30.833
+This time there's gonna be
+at least six mil inside.
+
+01:09:30.917 --> 01:09:32.917
+Now, we're talking.
+
+01:09:33.000 --> 01:09:35.875
+Well, it's a lot more profitable
+than killing Arabs.
+
+01:09:35.958 --> 01:09:37.500
+And it makes my blood flow.
+
+01:09:41.958 --> 01:09:43.333
+Sweetheart, what about the kids?
+
+01:09:43.417 --> 01:09:46.625
+Yeah, feed them first. Bad animals, bad.
+
+01:09:47.667 --> 01:09:49.875
- I'm sorry.
-- Put it right there on the right side.
+- Here, let me help you with--
-01:08:18.469 --> 01:08:20.387
-- Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh!
-- Push in.
+01:09:52.417 --> 01:09:53.750
+Is the intel good?
-01:08:21.556 --> 01:08:22.681
-I think I feel an arm!
+01:09:55.167 --> 01:09:56.458
+We've got a good inside man.
-01:08:24.308 --> 01:08:25.308
-That's my finger.
+01:09:56.542 --> 01:09:59.708
+He's one of us,
+served under me back in the day.
-01:08:38.698 --> 01:08:41.241
-Excuse me. You guys
-make a really cute couple together.
+01:09:59.792 --> 01:10:02.458
+Well, I'm in.
+I just want to get back in the field.
-01:08:41.325 --> 01:08:42.951
-But maybe could you finish doing this
+01:10:02.542 --> 01:10:06.958
+I like the money but I fucking love a mission.
-01:08:43.035 --> 01:08:44.995
-when you're not elbow-deep
-in my pussy!
+01:10:07.458 --> 01:10:08.708
+Yeah, what's the downside?
-01:08:45.329 --> 01:08:47.539
-Okay, Allison,
-you've got the head?
+01:10:08.792 --> 01:10:10.500
+We're gonna be way more exposed.
-01:08:47.832 --> 01:08:49.583
-- I've got the head.
-- Okay, it's coming out.
+01:10:11.042 --> 01:10:12.667
+And it will warrant significant planning.
-01:08:49.667 --> 01:08:50.709
-Come on, push!
+01:10:13.250 --> 01:10:15.708
+There will be six weeks of training and recon.
-01:08:53.171 --> 01:08:56.006
-Where are the rebel bases?
-Where are the rebel bases?
+01:10:53.458 --> 01:10:54.667
+Three minutes.
-01:08:56.340 --> 01:08:57.883
-Sorry, sorry.
+01:11:02.625 --> 01:11:04.250
+Who the fuck are these clowns?
-01:08:58.176 --> 01:09:01.136
-Wait, I can see the head!
-I can see the head!
+01:11:10.667 --> 01:11:13.292
+- Is it gonna be a problem?
+- I don't think so.
-01:09:01.220 --> 01:09:02.345
-I can't push anymore!
+01:11:14.167 --> 01:11:16.833
+- Five, on the car. Handle it.
+- On it.
-01:09:06.851 --> 01:09:09.269
-You did it!
-You did it!
+01:11:18.750 --> 01:11:20.000
+Time to go to work, boys.
-01:09:17.528 --> 01:09:18.862
-I sentence you
+01:11:22.333 --> 01:11:24.500
+Gotta get these hinges greased, man.
-01:09:19.197 --> 01:09:20.697
-to life.
+01:11:30.083 --> 01:11:31.250
+What is this?
-01:09:23.201 --> 01:09:24.284
-It's still attached!
+01:11:39.333 --> 01:11:41.250
+- Freeway's gonna be backed up.
+- Oh, fuck! Shit!
-01:09:24.410 --> 01:09:26.369
-Sorry. Oh, no.
+01:11:54.458 --> 01:11:56.583
+Still no response.
-01:09:26.537 --> 01:09:27.871
-- What's wrong?
-- I'm sorry.
+01:12:03.667 --> 01:12:04.750
+Thirty seconds.
-01:09:28.080 --> 01:09:29.581
-It's bad news.
+01:12:08.208 --> 01:12:10.333
+Yo! Out of the fucking car, come on.
-01:09:29.916 --> 01:09:31.041
-It's a girl.
+01:12:10.417 --> 01:12:12.583
+Don't fucking look at me!
+Out of the fucking car.
-01:09:33.169 --> 01:09:34.211
-Where's the trash can?
+01:12:12.667 --> 01:12:15.167
+Let's go, motherfucker.
-01:09:34.420 --> 01:09:36.421
-No, no, no, no!
-That's what we wanted!
+01:12:15.250 --> 01:12:18.792
+- Portico 1377, alarm raised.
+- Alarm registered.
-01:09:36.714 --> 01:09:38.381
-We'll take her,
-we'll take her.
+01:12:18.875 --> 01:12:20.167
+Face the fucking ground!
-01:09:38.466 --> 01:09:39.466
-Oh, baby.
+01:12:20.250 --> 01:12:21.500
+- Tires now.
+- Move!
-01:09:43.971 --> 01:09:46.806
-You were so
-amazing down there.
+01:12:23.833 --> 01:12:25.583
+Do what we say and you fucking live.
-01:09:47.141 --> 01:09:49.226
-You saved
-a little person's life.
+01:12:25.667 --> 01:12:28.542
+Bravo, two black-and-whites,
+en route, two minutes away.
-01:09:58.402 --> 01:09:59.986
-It feels so nice
-to kiss you.
+01:12:28.625 --> 01:12:29.958
+Two units dispatched.
-01:10:00.071 --> 01:10:01.488
-I know. It's nice
-to kiss you, too.
+01:12:34.583 --> 01:12:35.875
+Don't do it.
-01:10:01.572 --> 01:10:03.073
-I love the hugging.
+01:12:35.958 --> 01:12:37.750
+- ETA two minutes.
+- Two minutes.
-01:10:03.491 --> 01:10:04.908
-I just came.
-
-01:10:08.162 --> 01:10:09.663
-I don't care.
-
-01:10:11.040 --> 01:10:12.165
-Lie back.
-
-01:10:12.250 --> 01:10:13.291
-Okay.
-
-01:10:13.376 --> 01:10:15.043
-This is going to be
-amazing for you.
-
-01:10:15.127 --> 01:10:16.461
-Okay!
-
-01:10:29.600 --> 01:10:31.059
-You have such
-a small stomach.
-
-01:10:31.227 --> 01:10:33.520
-It's like
-a 10-year-old boy's.
-
-01:10:35.439 --> 01:10:38.066
-Normally, I don't kiss
-a 10-year-old boy's stomach.
-
-01:10:38.276 --> 01:10:39.484
-They kiss mine.
-
-01:10:40.861 --> 01:10:41.861
-See you in 15 minutes.
-
-01:10:45.283 --> 01:10:46.324
-Okay.
-
-01:10:55.376 --> 01:10:56.710
-Wait, wait.
-
-01:10:57.044 --> 01:10:58.378
-Wait.
-
-01:11:00.339 --> 01:11:02.507
-Allison,
-before we go any further,
-
-01:11:03.384 --> 01:11:05.468
-there's something
-that I want to tell you.
-
-01:11:05.720 --> 01:11:08.305
-You've got a dick.
-I knew it.
-
-01:11:09.056 --> 01:11:11.182
-Allison,
-I don't have a dick.
-
-01:11:11.434 --> 01:11:12.684
-Great!
-
-01:11:13.060 --> 01:11:15.437
-And I've never been
-with a guy with a dick.
-
-01:11:15.646 --> 01:11:16.938
-Or any guy.
-
-01:11:18.607 --> 01:11:19.649
-Or boys.
-
-01:11:21.819 --> 01:11:22.986
-Just girls.
-
-01:11:24.363 --> 01:11:25.447
-And children.
-
-01:11:25.948 --> 01:11:28.783
-Not male ones.
-Female ones.
-
-01:11:32.455 --> 01:11:34.706
-What I wanted to
-tell you was this.
-
-01:11:34.790 --> 01:11:37.959
-I really want
-to be with you, Allison Burgers.
-
-01:11:38.794 --> 01:11:40.045
-Zoey,
-
-01:11:41.839 --> 01:11:43.923
-I'm not really
-Allison Burgers.
-
-01:11:45.009 --> 01:11:47.677
-I'm actually
-a little somebody called
-
-01:11:48.679 --> 01:11:50.680
-Admiral General
-
-01:11:51.390 --> 01:11:52.640
-Aladeen.
-
-01:11:57.063 --> 01:11:59.230
-No, what's your real name?
-
-01:11:59.440 --> 01:12:01.191
-Wait, this will
-convince you.
-
-01:12:03.027 --> 01:12:04.069
-Look, it's me!
-
-01:12:04.987 --> 01:12:08.156
-The weapons inspectors
-will bathe in their own blood!
-
-01:12:09.575 --> 01:12:11.034
-That's your beard?
-
-01:12:11.118 --> 01:12:13.161
-No, no, no!
-It's not my beard.
-
-01:12:13.245 --> 01:12:15.288
-My friend chopped the head
-off Morgan Freeman.
-
-01:12:15.748 --> 01:12:18.041
-It's a hilarious story.
-I'll tell you later, okay?
-
-01:12:18.584 --> 01:12:21.878
-You are out of your mind.
-You're insane!
-
-01:12:22.046 --> 01:12:24.964
-Well, you download songs
-illegally from the Internet.
-
-01:12:25.508 --> 01:12:27.050
-So let's not
-throw stones, okay?
-
-01:12:27.802 --> 01:12:29.135
-You're a murderer!
-
-01:12:29.470 --> 01:12:31.513
-No, no, no!
-Zoey, Zoey, Zoey! No.
-
-01:12:31.597 --> 01:12:34.849
-You were just using me
-to get access to that hotel!
-
-01:12:34.934 --> 01:12:36.142
+01:12:43.000 --> 01:12:44.292
No!
-01:12:36.227 --> 01:12:39.813
-Zoey, I'm attracted to you
-in a really fucked-up way.
+01:12:45.208 --> 01:12:46.042
+Fuck!
-01:12:40.314 --> 01:12:42.315
-Oh, my God!
+01:12:46.125 --> 01:12:47.542
+He shot two fucking guards, Elvis.
-01:12:42.650 --> 01:12:45.193
-I'm canceling that
-contract tomorrow!
+01:12:47.625 --> 01:12:50.583
+- He shot two fucking guards.
+- Number One, are we good?
-01:12:45.653 --> 01:12:47.904
-No, Zoey! What have
-I ever done wrong?
+01:12:52.083 --> 01:12:53.667
+Are we good, Number One?
-01:12:48.155 --> 01:12:50.156
-You lied to me!
+01:12:53.750 --> 01:12:54.875
+We're good.
-01:12:50.241 --> 01:12:52.659
-And you're wanted
-for war crimes!
+01:13:08.292 --> 01:13:11.500
+Number One just shot a fucking kid!
+He shot a fucking kid!
-01:12:52.743 --> 01:12:54.327
-That stuff never sticks.
+01:13:11.583 --> 01:13:13.042
+Dougie!
-01:12:54.912 --> 01:12:56.621
-You need to leave now.
+01:13:13.125 --> 01:13:15.625
+- Incoming! Incoming on the right!
+- It's fine! Incoming!
-01:12:57.665 --> 01:13:01.126
-You have broken my heart
-into Aladeen pieces.
+01:13:15.708 --> 01:13:17.542
+- I'm on it.
+- Take the legs.
-01:13:23.732 --> 01:13:26.109
-With the signing of the
-constitution tomorrow morning,
+01:13:19.750 --> 01:13:21.750
+What the fuck did you just do?
-01:13:26.193 --> 01:13:28.695
-democracy in Wadiya
-is just hours away,
+01:13:21.833 --> 01:13:24.750
+I said the fucking legs.
+Three, take his gun.
-01:13:28.779 --> 01:13:31.114
-and people are
-in the streets celebrating.
+01:13:24.833 --> 01:13:27.500
+Okay, we've got one minute. Let's go!
-01:13:31.407 --> 01:13:35.452
-Kill Aladeen,
-kill Aladeen, hey!
+01:13:27.583 --> 01:13:30.417
+- Move.
+- Exit west. We've got to go! Come on!
-01:13:39.790 --> 01:13:41.624
-What do you think of
-Admiral General Aladeen?
+01:13:30.500 --> 01:13:32.000
+- Let's go.
+- Move! Move! Move!
-01:13:41.750 --> 01:13:43.668
-We hate him. We hate him.
+01:13:32.083 --> 01:13:33.500
+Let's go! Let's go!
-01:13:43.794 --> 01:13:46.296
-You know,
-when we think ofhim, we...
+01:14:15.833 --> 01:14:18.542
+I'll tell you, man,
+I'm surprised to hear from you.
-01:13:46.630 --> 01:13:48.965
-We vomit, and we spit
-and we don't want him.
+01:14:19.125 --> 01:14:20.458
+Glad we could all make it.
-01:13:49.175 --> 01:13:51.301
-What would you say to General
-Aladeen ifhe were watching this?
+01:14:22.250 --> 01:14:23.750
+I'm glad that shit blew over.
-01:13:51.510 --> 01:13:53.178
-I have a message
-forAladeen.
+01:14:24.542 --> 01:14:28.292
+You put us in a tight spot, Jan.
+I'm not sure it has all blown over.
-01:13:53.679 --> 01:13:54.888
-Suevel.
+01:14:29.000 --> 01:14:31.000
+You're lucky you still got a seat at this table.
-01:13:55.097 --> 01:13:57.640
-Suevel. Suevel.
+01:14:33.000 --> 01:14:33.833
+Got it.
-01:14:16.660 --> 01:14:18.244
-- Good-bye!
-- Stop, stop, wait!
+01:14:38.958 --> 01:14:41.250
+I think we all know we're gonna need
+a pension fund.
-01:14:18.329 --> 01:14:19.329
-What are you doing?
+01:14:41.333 --> 01:14:43.875
+I can't say I wasn't pleased
+to have this meeting.
-01:14:20.664 --> 01:14:21.664
-How did you find me?
+01:14:43.958 --> 01:14:45.167
+I was starting to itch.
-01:14:22.249 --> 01:14:24.334
-You texted me, like,
-seven times.
+01:14:45.250 --> 01:14:49.208
+As we are aware, the bigger the reward,
+the bigger the risk.
-01:14:26.253 --> 01:14:27.921
-I am executing myself!
+01:14:49.833 --> 01:14:52.917
+- Everything comes with a price.
+- Are you ready for that?
-01:14:28.255 --> 01:14:29.589
-What? Why?
+01:14:53.000 --> 01:14:55.792
+'Cause there is no guarantee of success
+on this one.
-01:14:29.757 --> 01:14:31.299
-Because no one
-has ever loved me!
+01:14:57.625 --> 01:15:00.125
+None of this was ever really guaranteed,
+was it, sarge?
-01:14:31.675 --> 01:14:33.718
-Your father would
-be ashamed of you!
+01:15:02.375 --> 01:15:03.583
+We've been through worse.
-01:14:33.802 --> 01:14:36.429
-No, I've realized
-I don't want to be like my father!
+01:15:04.208 --> 01:15:06.708
+Yeah, so lay it on us.
+We're dying to find out.
-01:14:36.513 --> 01:14:39.057
-In fact,
-I don't want to be a dictator anymore!
+01:15:07.625 --> 01:15:12.167
+We do this right,
+we'll never have to work again.
-01:14:39.141 --> 01:14:40.308
-What's that now?
+01:15:12.250 --> 01:15:15.292
+- Neither will our kids.
+- If we get it wrong?
-01:14:40.517 --> 01:14:43.311
-I've been on a spiritual journey,
-man, like Eat, Pray, Love.
+01:15:15.375 --> 01:15:16.458
+It's game over.
-01:14:44.563 --> 01:14:46.231
-Have you gone insane?
+01:15:19.958 --> 01:15:21.167
+So, what is it?
-01:14:46.482 --> 01:14:48.524
-I now know that
-on the outside,
+01:15:24.125 --> 01:15:28.583
+We're not hitting a cash truck,
+we're hitting them all.
-01:14:48.609 --> 01:14:49.984
-I am a bit of
-a cocksucker.
+01:15:29.667 --> 01:15:30.875
+How is that possible?
-01:14:50.277 --> 01:14:53.154
-- Yeah.
-- But deep down I'm nice.
+01:15:32.208 --> 01:15:35.250
+The depot, Black Friday.
-01:14:53.405 --> 01:14:55.740
-- Not really.
-- Yes, I am! I'm like mafroom.
+01:15:38.750 --> 01:15:39.792
+How much?
-01:14:56.033 --> 01:14:58.159
-Hard and spiky
-on the outside,
+01:15:40.708 --> 01:15:42.750
+North of 150 million.
-01:14:58.244 --> 01:15:00.328
-but soft and
-really mushy on the in.
+01:15:48.958 --> 01:15:51.208
+We've got eight weeks of recon and planning.
-01:15:00.537 --> 01:15:03.873
-You're not like
-mafroom at all. You're like an onion.
+01:15:54.458 --> 01:15:57.167
+- Base, this is Gamma reporting.
+- Come in, over.
-01:15:04.166 --> 01:15:06.125
-An outer layer
-of cocksucker,
+01:16:07.833 --> 01:16:09.208
+This way.
-01:15:06.210 --> 01:15:07.627
-and when you
-peel it away,
+01:16:23.417 --> 01:16:27.000
+That's 160 million divided seven ways.
-01:15:07.711 --> 01:15:10.421
-there is 10 more layers
-of cocksucker underneath.
+01:16:27.583 --> 01:16:29.042
+We have every avenue covered.
-01:15:12.549 --> 01:15:13.883
-You are such a schmuck!
+01:16:29.125 --> 01:16:31.625
+- Coming, Mr. Rossi.
+- Thank you, Mr. Hill.
-01:15:14.176 --> 01:15:16.719
-- Why are you speaking Yiddish?
-- I picked it up.
+01:16:31.708 --> 01:16:34.000
+- Signing in.
+- This is our best plan.
-01:15:16.845 --> 01:15:19.305
-What do you mean,
-"I picked it up"? Who picks up Yiddish?
+01:16:34.083 --> 01:16:37.750
+Yeah. All this is for nothing
+if our guy doesn't come through.
-01:15:19.390 --> 01:15:20.556
-I'm in New York!
+01:16:38.417 --> 01:16:40.417
+Why does this room always smell so good?
-01:15:20.641 --> 01:15:22.892
-We're trying to erase
-that country off the map!
+01:16:40.917 --> 01:16:42.875
+Maybe, one day,
+my garden can smell like this.
-01:15:22.977 --> 01:15:25.061
-I don't like the people,
-but I like the way that
+01:16:42.958 --> 01:16:45.125
+I hope you're not planning anything, Dave.
-01:15:25.145 --> 01:15:27.814
-their words really sound like
-what they're meant to be.
+01:16:45.208 --> 01:16:49.083
+Well, it's Black Friday tomorrow,
+so, you'll have to wait and see.
-01:15:27.898 --> 01:15:30.733
-Oh, I'm sorry! Did I not get the
-Evite to your bar mitzvah?
+01:16:49.167 --> 01:16:51.417
+If I thought you were serious,
+I'd have to report you.
-01:15:30.818 --> 01:15:31.985
-Oh, my God!
+01:16:51.500 --> 01:16:54.542
+Of course I'm not serious. Or am I?
-01:15:32.069 --> 01:15:34.112
-You've got real
-chutzpah saying that!
+01:16:56.250 --> 01:16:59.667
+Anyway, it's Action Man
+you got to look out for, not me.
-01:15:34.196 --> 01:15:36.406
-Look, where has being
-a nice guy gotten you, huh?
+01:16:59.750 --> 01:17:01.583
+Yeah, colder than a reptile.
-01:15:36.699 --> 01:15:38.908
-Standing on the edge
-of a bridge about to commit suicide?
+01:17:02.458 --> 01:17:04.167
+Something's not right.
-01:15:38.993 --> 01:15:40.076
-Still wearing Crocs?
+01:17:04.250 --> 01:17:07.500
+Well, why do I get the feeling
+your money's never been safer, Mr. Rossi?
-01:15:40.744 --> 01:15:42.161
-What's wrong with Crocs?
+01:17:07.583 --> 01:17:09.583
+You don't need to worry.
-01:15:42.246 --> 01:15:45.248
-They are the universal symbol of a
-man who has given up hope!
+01:17:09.667 --> 01:17:11.625
+He's greedier than you, Tom.
+He'll come through.
-01:15:46.375 --> 01:15:48.334
-You might as well
-put sweatpants on
+01:17:12.417 --> 01:17:14.208
+Okay, let's run through it one more time.
-01:15:48.419 --> 01:15:50.336
-and go to Applebee's
-for the rest of your life!
+01:17:18.250 --> 01:17:20.375
+Have anyone see my clutch?
-01:15:51.380 --> 01:15:53.339
-I'll give you that one.
-I do look ridiculous.
+01:17:20.458 --> 01:17:22.625
+- Your-- Your what?
+- My purse, sweetheart.
-01:15:53.424 --> 01:15:57.260
-Yes! Listen, if you won't
-come down from there for yourself,
+01:17:22.708 --> 01:17:24.083
+There's a green one on the landing.
-01:15:57.344 --> 01:15:58.594
-do it for your country.
+01:17:24.167 --> 01:17:25.292
+- Thank you.
+- Oh, yeah.
-01:15:58.762 --> 01:16:00.513
-If this constitution
-is signed,
+01:17:25.375 --> 01:17:26.333
+Come on.
-01:16:00.597 --> 01:16:03.808
-there will be free press,
-women drivers, civil rights!
+01:17:26.958 --> 01:17:28.917
+- What are you doing today, Dad?
+- I got work.
-01:16:04.018 --> 01:16:05.101
-What are "civil rights"?
+01:17:29.000 --> 01:17:31.250
+- At the mall?
+- That's right.
-01:16:05.394 --> 01:16:07.645
-I'll tell you later.
-They're hilarious.
+01:17:31.333 --> 01:17:32.833
+Will you come to my game after?
-01:16:08.147 --> 01:16:11.607
-Look, you alone can stop
-these terrible things from happening.
+01:17:32.917 --> 01:17:35.125
+I wouldn't miss it for the world.
-01:16:11.900 --> 01:16:14.485
-You are the last
-great dictator!
+01:17:35.208 --> 01:17:36.250
+- Let's go.
+- Come on.
-01:16:14.903 --> 01:16:17.071
-All of the others
-are gone! Qaddafi,
+01:17:36.333 --> 01:17:37.667
+- Love you, Dad.
+- Bye, love you.
-01:16:17.281 --> 01:16:19.782
-Saddam, Kim Jong, Cheney.
+01:17:37.750 --> 01:17:38.875
+- I love you.
+- Love you, honey.
-01:16:21.827 --> 01:16:23.286
-You are right, Nadal.
+01:17:38.958 --> 01:17:41.125
+- Come on.
+- Bye.
-01:16:23.746 --> 01:16:25.830
-I will become
-the greatest dictator of all,
+01:17:42.708 --> 01:17:45.250
+- I'm gonna be late for work.
+- I love you.
-01:16:25.914 --> 01:16:27.915
-the envy of madmen
-everywhere!
+01:17:45.333 --> 01:17:46.708
+Hurry up, Mom!
-01:16:28.125 --> 01:16:29.709
-Yes, Supreme Leader!
+01:17:47.750 --> 01:17:48.792
+Okay, bye.
-01:16:29.793 --> 01:16:33.171
-From the mountaintops of North Korea
-to the jungles of Zimbabwe,
+01:17:51.208 --> 01:17:52.833
+Come on, kids. Get in the car.
-01:16:33.255 --> 01:16:37.508
-let every child laborer
-and sweatshop factory worker sing,
+01:18:02.083 --> 01:18:04.042
+We're all set on our end.
-01:16:37.593 --> 01:16:40.261
-"Oppressed at last!
-Oppressed at last!
+01:18:04.125 --> 01:18:06.125
+I'm on my way to pick up Jan.
-01:16:40.637 --> 01:16:43.431
-"Thank Aladeen,
-I am oppressed at last!"
+01:18:06.958 --> 01:18:08.333
+Now it's all up to you.
-01:16:43.515 --> 01:16:44.682
-Yes! Whoa!
+01:18:11.708 --> 01:18:14.792
+Remember, take different routes there and back.
-01:16:44.767 --> 01:16:46.059
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
-What are you doing?
+01:18:14.875 --> 01:18:18.083
+Even a sniff of anything untoward,
+you call it in.
-01:16:46.143 --> 01:16:47.518
-- No, no, no, no, don't fall.
-- I'm not doing anything.
+01:18:18.708 --> 01:18:20.417
+This is Black Friday.
-01:16:47.603 --> 01:16:50.271
-Just do like a pull-up.
-You know how you do pull-ups?
+01:18:20.500 --> 01:18:21.917
+The tills will keep ringing.
-01:16:50.356 --> 01:16:51.564
-I invented the pull-up.
+01:18:22.708 --> 01:18:24.333
+So don't take no chances.
-01:16:55.861 --> 01:16:58.946
-If you're just joining us, we
-are at the Lancaster Hotel,
+01:18:24.958 --> 01:18:28.583
+We got close to 180 million
+coming in here today.
-01:16:59.031 --> 01:17:00.740
-where in about 20 minutes,
+01:18:30.292 --> 01:18:31.250
+Have you got it?
-01:17:02.826 --> 01:17:04.660
-General Aladeen will be signing the
-new Wadiyan constitution.
+01:18:31.333 --> 01:18:32.458
+- Yes, sir.
+- Got it.
-01:17:04.745 --> 01:17:06.579
-Dignitaries from
-around the world
+01:18:33.333 --> 01:18:36.333
+I want everything and everyone back.
-01:17:06.663 --> 01:17:09.582
-are arriving now to witness
-the creation of a democracy
+01:18:36.958 --> 01:18:38.208
+Safe and sound.
-01:17:09.666 --> 01:17:12.460
-that will undoubtedly change
-the political landscape
+01:18:38.833 --> 01:18:40.292
+Let's get going, H.
-01:17:12.544 --> 01:17:14.253
-of the entire region.
+01:18:49.625 --> 01:18:52.083
+What? You don't like it?
-01:17:14.505 --> 01:17:17.507
-As Wadiya goes,
-so goes North Africa.
+01:18:53.125 --> 01:18:56.417
+How does someone like you
+afford a place like this?
-01:17:24.014 --> 01:17:26.808
-Eddie Norton, next time,
-you pee on me.
+01:18:56.500 --> 01:18:58.875
+And a $28,000 bike?
-01:17:27.101 --> 01:17:28.184
-Whatever.
+01:19:00.125 --> 01:19:01.333
+Credit card.
-01:17:28.519 --> 01:17:30.520
-And tell Viggo Mortensen
-he is on my radar.
+01:19:01.417 --> 01:19:04.542
+- Calm down, it's not in my name.
+- Return it.
-01:17:32.981 --> 01:17:35.358
-How do you say,
-"Fly is in the soup"?
+01:19:07.250 --> 01:19:09.417
+Put the beers down.
+Grab your gear and let's go.
-01:17:35.442 --> 01:17:37.276
-Gentlemen, Tamir.
-
-01:17:37.653 --> 01:17:39.779
-Let me introduce you
-to my beautiful wife.
-
-01:17:40.322 --> 01:17:42.740
-Mrs. Lao, it is my
-very great pleasure.
-
-01:17:42.825 --> 01:17:44.992
-No, no, no, no.
-She does not speak English.
-
-01:17:45.077 --> 01:17:46.285
-Watch this.
-
-01:17:46.995 --> 01:17:48.621
-You ugly horse!
-
-01:17:49.289 --> 01:17:50.331
-She doesn't know.
-
-01:17:50.958 --> 01:17:55.128
-"Ohhh." See?
-She goes "Ohhh" all the time. Watch.
-
-01:17:55.671 --> 01:17:57.338
-Shaved ape.
-
-01:17:57.923 --> 01:17:58.965
-"Ohhh."
-
-01:18:12.479 --> 01:18:15.481
-Wait. That is how you intend to get me
-across to the Lancaster?
-
-01:18:15.732 --> 01:18:16.816
-Absolutely.
-
-01:18:16.900 --> 01:18:18.234
-- Where'd you get that?
-- I built it.
-
-01:18:18.652 --> 01:18:20.903
-When I was going
-to assassinate you.
-
-01:18:21.321 --> 01:18:22.405
-You mean my double.
-
-01:18:25.075 --> 01:18:26.451
-Sure. Yeah.
-
-01:18:34.209 --> 01:18:36.127
-Bingo!
-
-01:18:39.173 --> 01:18:40.173
-Love it!
-
-01:18:40.257 --> 01:18:41.299
-- Here's what you do.
-- Okay.
-
-01:18:41.383 --> 01:18:44.385
-Zipline across,
-kill the double,
-
-01:18:44.470 --> 01:18:47.054
-and then rip up the constitution in
-front of the world's media.
-
-01:18:47.139 --> 01:18:48.139
-Piece of cake.
-
-01:19:02.529 --> 01:19:04.780
-Hello, Lancaster!
-
-01:19:13.749 --> 01:19:15.041
-I don't understand
-what has happened.
-
-01:19:15.125 --> 01:19:17.210
-My calculations
-were very precise.
-
-01:19:17.878 --> 01:19:19.837
-If you lose enough weight,
-then the zipline will work.
-
-01:19:19.922 --> 01:19:21.631
-Do you have anything
-in your pockets?
-
-01:19:21.715 --> 01:19:23.382
-Let me check.
-
-01:19:26.345 --> 01:19:27.553
-What is that?
-
-01:19:27.638 --> 01:19:28.930
-It's Vita Coco water.
-
-01:19:29.556 --> 01:19:31.057
-Why do you have
-Vita Coco water?
-
-01:19:31.141 --> 01:19:33.809
-Because it has
-as much potassium as three bananas.
-
-01:19:33.894 --> 01:19:35.478
-The line is
-still too heavy.
-
-01:19:35.562 --> 01:19:37.980
-Is there anything else in your pockets
-that could be weighing you down?
-
-01:19:39.983 --> 01:19:42.818
-You're kidding. So then why did
-you bring three bananas?
-
-01:19:42.903 --> 01:19:46.531
-Because I don't trust the
-advertising. I'm naturally suspicious.
-
-01:19:47.157 --> 01:19:49.659
-Is there anything else you're
-carrying? You're still too heavy.
-
-01:19:49.743 --> 01:19:50.868
-Just this.
-
-01:19:52.704 --> 01:19:53.829
-What is that, a brick?
-
-01:19:53.914 --> 01:19:56.332
-All this time you've had a
-brick? Why do you have that?
-
-01:19:56.416 --> 01:19:58.334
-Well, to balance out
-the weight from the other one.
-
-01:19:58.418 --> 01:19:59.669
-You have two bricks?
-
-01:19:59.753 --> 01:20:00.795
-Yes!
-
-01:20:00.879 --> 01:20:02.380
-Throw them down
-immediately!
-
-01:20:06.927 --> 01:20:09.387
-Oh, my God!
-There's a little goat eating the wire!
-
-01:20:12.432 --> 01:20:14.267
-You need to lose
-weight immediately!
-
-01:20:14.601 --> 01:20:17.228
-My pockets are empty.
-I could poo.
-
-01:20:17.604 --> 01:20:19.188
-That won't be enough
-to make a difference.
-
-01:20:19.273 --> 01:20:21.816
-Yes, it will.
-I haven't gone since Wadiya.
-
-01:20:21.900 --> 01:20:24.527
-Losing power
-has stopped me up like a cork.
-
-01:20:24.611 --> 01:20:25.903
-Hurry!
-
-01:20:25.988 --> 01:20:28.573
-Come on, Supreme Leader!
-Make it rain! Make it rain!
-
-01:20:30.158 --> 01:20:32.410
-It's out!
-And it's pointy!
-
-01:20:33.453 --> 01:20:34.745
-Somebody stop that man!
-
-01:20:36.582 --> 01:20:37.623
-Yes!
-
-01:20:38.959 --> 01:20:40.167
-What? No, no, no, no!
-
-01:20:40.961 --> 01:20:41.961
-No, no, no!
-
-01:21:06.236 --> 01:21:07.778
-Supreme Leader!
-
-01:21:11.158 --> 01:21:13.326
-Get out of here
-before Tamir kills you.
-
-01:21:14.077 --> 01:21:15.161
-Who is Tamir?
-
-01:21:15.579 --> 01:21:16.954
-Tamir...
-
-01:21:17.039 --> 01:21:19.749
-The bald bastard
-who did all these terrible things to us!
-
-01:21:20.542 --> 01:21:22.251
-I thought
-his name was Dennis.
-
-01:21:23.795 --> 01:21:28.466
-How would you
-even make that leap? Tamir to Dennis?
-
-01:21:29.676 --> 01:21:31.677
-- Go on, get out! Get out!
-- Come on, Montzi!
-
-01:21:31.762 --> 01:21:32.762
-Quick!
-
-01:21:35.974 --> 01:21:37.516
-Just jump.
-It's not that far.
-
-01:21:38.685 --> 01:21:39.935
-Efawadh.
-
-01:21:40.020 --> 01:21:41.687
-It is almost time.
-
-01:21:44.524 --> 01:21:46.859
-I like goats.
-
-01:21:48.028 --> 01:21:50.488
-I am very stupid.
-
-01:21:52.407 --> 01:21:54.533
-This is
-an historic moment.
-
-01:21:54.618 --> 01:21:57.453
-Admiral General
-Aladeen of Wadiya
-
-01:21:57.537 --> 01:21:59.038
-is going to be signing
-
-01:21:59.122 --> 01:22:02.792
-the first democratic
-constitution in the history of his nation.
-
-01:22:02.876 --> 01:22:06.837
-Across the globe,
-people are glued to their television sets.
-
-01:22:06.922 --> 01:22:09.507
-The people of Wadiya
-are celebrating
-
-01:22:09.591 --> 01:22:12.426
-what will be
-a new chapter in their country.
-
-01:22:13.261 --> 01:22:16.180
-Just moments away now
-from putting his signature
-
-01:22:16.264 --> 01:22:18.641
-on the first
-democratic constitution.
-
-01:22:19.393 --> 01:22:22.228
-That's Tamir Mafraad,
-Aladeen's trusted advisor,
-
-01:22:22.312 --> 01:22:25.314
-sharing a lighthearted moment with
-Chinese businessman, Xiang Lao.
-
-01:22:25.399 --> 01:22:27.274
-Any thoughts on
-what they might be saying, Mike?
-
-01:22:27.359 --> 01:22:30.236
-I thought I made out
-the words "Harvey Keitel."
-
-01:22:32.823 --> 01:22:34.448
-Don't know
-what that meant.
-
-01:22:34.533 --> 01:22:37.284
-Maybe they shared
-a hot dog together, I'm thinking?
-
-01:22:37.369 --> 01:22:41.747
-That would make sense. He's wiping the
-mustard off his face and chest.
-
-01:22:41.832 --> 01:22:43.124
-Excuse me!
-
-01:22:43.208 --> 01:22:44.667
-You have to let me in.
-You don't understand.
-
-01:22:44.751 --> 01:22:46.419
-He's trying to
-stop the signing!
-
-01:22:46.503 --> 01:22:48.045
-Tamir is now speaking.
-
-01:22:48.130 --> 01:22:49.130
-Today,
-
-01:22:49.840 --> 01:22:51.590
-we begin a new era.
-
-01:22:52.134 --> 01:22:55.177
-Wadiya will be
-open to the world.
-
-01:22:55.262 --> 01:22:56.846
-Open to the future.
-
-01:22:56.930 --> 01:22:58.431
-And open for business.
-
-01:22:59.933 --> 01:23:03.352
-The document is
-ready to be signed, Supreme Leader.
-
-01:23:11.945 --> 01:23:14.697
-What are you doing?
-This man is an imposter!
-
-01:23:14.781 --> 01:23:19.243
-No! This traitor tried to kill me
-and had my beard removed!
-
-01:23:19.327 --> 01:23:21.537
-Look!
-
-01:23:21.621 --> 01:23:24.039
-Arrest the viper Tamir!
-
-01:23:24.124 --> 01:23:25.833
-And now in another
-
-01:23:25.917 --> 01:23:29.545
-amazing turn of events,
-Tamir Mafraad is being taken away.
-
-01:23:29.629 --> 01:23:32.173
-This constitution
-
-01:23:32.257 --> 01:23:34.925
-is nothing
-but a license for oil companies
-
-01:23:35.010 --> 01:23:38.512
-and foreign interests
-to destroy my beloved Wadiya!
-
-01:23:38.597 --> 01:23:42.266
-Wadiya will remain
-a dictatorship!
-
-01:23:52.027 --> 01:23:53.402
-Oh, be quiet.
-
-01:23:53.779 --> 01:23:56.781
-Why are you guys
-so anti dictators?
-
-01:23:57.032 --> 01:23:59.867
-Imagine if America
-was a dictatorship.
-
-01:24:00.243 --> 01:24:04.455
-You could let 1% of the people
-have all the nation's wealth.
-
-01:24:04.790 --> 01:24:06.248
-You could help
-your rich friends
-
-01:24:06.333 --> 01:24:08.876
-get richer by
-cutting their taxes
-
-01:24:08.960 --> 01:24:12.213
-and bailing them out
-when they gamble and lose.
-
-01:24:12.672 --> 01:24:16.967
-You could ignore the needs of the poor
-for health care and education.
-
-01:24:17.052 --> 01:24:18.719
-Your media
-would appear free
-
-01:24:18.804 --> 01:24:22.932
-but would secretly be controlled
-by one person and his family.
-
-01:24:23.016 --> 01:24:27.269
-You could wiretap phones,
-you could torture foreign prisoners.
-
-01:24:27.354 --> 01:24:29.522
-You could have
-rigged elections.
-
-01:24:29.606 --> 01:24:31.690
-You could lie about
-why you go to war.
-
-01:24:32.234 --> 01:24:34.026
-You could fill your prisons
-
-01:24:34.110 --> 01:24:37.738
-with one particular racial group
-and no one would complain!
-
-01:24:38.073 --> 01:24:41.450
-You could use the media
-to scare the people
-
-01:24:41.535 --> 01:24:45.454
-into supporting policies
-that are against their interests.
-
-01:24:45.539 --> 01:24:48.916
-I know this is hard
-for you Americans to imagine,
-
-01:24:49.000 --> 01:24:50.960
-but please try.
-
-01:24:51.044 --> 01:24:53.295
-I will tell you
-what democracy is!
-
-01:24:53.713 --> 01:24:55.840
-Democracy is the worst!
-
-01:24:55.924 --> 01:24:58.843
-Endless talking
-and listening to every stupid opinion!
-
-01:24:58.927 --> 01:25:01.011
-And everybody's
-vote counts,
-
-01:25:01.096 --> 01:25:04.765
-no matter how
-crippled or black or female they are.
-
-01:25:05.684 --> 01:25:07.059
-Democracy...
-
-01:25:13.817 --> 01:25:15.109
-Democracy
-
-01:25:16.486 --> 01:25:20.614
-has hairy armpits
-and could lose five pounds.
-
-01:25:21.825 --> 01:25:25.119
-Democracy looks like
-a midget in a chemo wig.
-
-01:25:26.496 --> 01:25:29.915
-Democracy, your mother
-called the other day
-
-01:25:30.041 --> 01:25:31.166
-and I forgot to
-give you the message.
-
-01:25:31.293 --> 01:25:35.379
-It was something very important
-about your grandmother.
-
-01:25:37.090 --> 01:25:39.717
-Democracy kisses you
-because she wants to,
-
-01:25:39.801 --> 01:25:43.679
-not because her father
-is in the next room chained to a radiator
-
-01:25:43.763 --> 01:25:45.890
-with electrodes
-attached to his nipples.
-
-01:25:46.725 --> 01:25:51.061
-Democracy is flawed!
-She is not perfect!
-
-01:25:51.730 --> 01:25:53.230
-But democracy,
-
-01:25:56.776 --> 01:25:57.776
-I love you.
-
-01:25:58.903 --> 01:26:01.989
-And that is
-why I call for real democracy!
-
-01:26:02.073 --> 01:26:03.866
-A real constitution!
-
-01:26:03.950 --> 01:26:05.909
-And real elections
-in Wadiya!
-
-01:26:12.542 --> 01:26:14.543
-Oh, no!
-
-01:26:15.420 --> 01:26:16.587
-Come on!
-
-01:26:23.470 --> 01:26:26.639
-Democracy,
-I will make you one of my wives.
-
-01:26:27.724 --> 01:26:30.142
-Okay, only wife.
-We'll vote on it.
-
-01:26:30.769 --> 01:26:32.686
-I'll shave
-my armpits for you.
-
-01:26:32.771 --> 01:26:34.855
-Praise be to the Creator!
-
-01:26:34.939 --> 01:26:37.358
-And please stop using
-that organic deodorant.
-
-01:26:37.442 --> 01:26:39.652
-You could gas the Kurds
-with that stench.
-
-01:27:06.805 --> 01:27:08.722
-You died
-protecting me, Efawadh.
-
-01:27:09.474 --> 01:27:10.474
-Hello!
-
-01:27:10.767 --> 01:27:11.767
-You are alive?
-
-01:27:11.976 --> 01:27:14.937
-Of course!
-It is my job to be shot in the head.
-
-01:27:18.608 --> 01:27:20.484
-- Is he okay?
-- He's fine.
-
-01:27:20.568 --> 01:27:23.153
-Luckily the bullet
-hit him in the brain.
-
-01:27:24.280 --> 01:27:26.115
-So,
-
-01:27:27.575 --> 01:27:28.617
-what now?
-
-01:27:28.910 --> 01:27:32.246
-I return to Wadiya
-to participate in fair elections.
-
-01:27:44.217 --> 01:27:47.761
-Let's now look back
-at the wonderful events of the past year.
-
-01:27:47.846 --> 01:27:50.639
-After Wadiya's
-first free elections,
-
-01:27:50.724 --> 01:27:53.684
-President Prime Minister
-Admiral General Aladeen
-
-01:27:53.768 --> 01:27:56.353
-won 98. 8% of the vote.
-
-01:27:58.898 --> 01:28:02.484
-But the big story today is the
-marriage of President Prime Minister
-
-01:28:02.569 --> 01:28:06.321
-Admiral General Aladeen
-and his new bride, Zoey.
-
-01:28:10.577 --> 01:28:13.203
-I now pronounce you
-man and wife.
-
-01:28:23.047 --> 01:28:25.257
-Are you okay, my love?
-What did you step on?
-
-01:28:25.341 --> 01:28:26.633
-Oh, yes! No, no.
-
-01:28:26.718 --> 01:28:30.387
-It's my people's tradition.
-We always smash a glass at weddings.
-
-01:28:30.472 --> 01:28:32.306
-- I'm Jewish!
-- What?
-
-01:28:32.390 --> 01:28:33.682
-Mazel tov!
-
-01:28:38.688 --> 01:28:39.730
-Are you okay?
-
-01:28:40.732 --> 01:28:43.400
-That's fine.
-I don't mind. It's great!
-
-01:28:43.860 --> 01:28:45.569
-Come here, my love.
-
-01:29:05.298 --> 01:29:07.174
-Jachnoon, President
-Prime Minister Aladeen.
-
-01:29:07.258 --> 01:29:10.552
-Jachnoon. Nadal. I have to be back
-at the palace in an hour.
-
-01:29:10.637 --> 01:29:12.930
-Zoey thinks I'm at yoga.
-
-01:29:13.348 --> 01:29:14.348
-I have great news.
-
-01:29:14.432 --> 01:29:17.226
-We are just days
-away from testing the new missiles.
-
-01:29:17.310 --> 01:29:19.269
-I have re-engineered
-the oxidizing ducts
-
-01:29:19.354 --> 01:29:20.813
-and the payload
-delivery systems.
-
-01:29:20.897 --> 01:29:25.609
-But you'll be happy to know,
-the missile is now pointy!
-
-01:29:26.861 --> 01:29:28.821
-Who cares if it's pointy?
-
-01:29:28.905 --> 01:29:30.072
-What?
-
-01:29:30.573 --> 01:29:32.866
-You do.
-You care if it's pointy.
-
-01:29:32.951 --> 01:29:34.618
-Why would I care
-about such a trivial detail?
-
-01:29:34.702 --> 01:29:36.954
-Are you serious?
-Are you serious right now?
-
-01:29:37.038 --> 01:29:38.038
-Of course I'm serious.
-
-01:29:38.122 --> 01:29:39.581
-That's why you
-had me executed!
-
-01:29:39.666 --> 01:29:42.960
-The shape of the missile has nothing to
-do with the payload delivery.
-
-01:29:43.044 --> 01:29:45.462
-That's what I said!
-That's what I said the first time!
-
-01:29:45.547 --> 01:29:46.964
-No, that's what I said,
-and you went crazy.
-
-01:29:47.048 --> 01:29:49.258
-No! You said
-Professor Popeye this...
-
-01:29:49.425 --> 01:29:51.176
-Professor Popeye
-is a cartoon.
-
-01:29:51.302 --> 01:29:52.553
-No, I know this!
-
-01:29:57.225 --> 01:30:00.394
-So, we're opening
-300 Women's Centers,
-
-01:30:00.645 --> 01:30:04.565
-but I'm going to have to take a
-break for a little bit because
-
-01:30:05.233 --> 01:30:06.608
-I'm pregnant.
-
-01:30:06.693 --> 01:30:07.860
-What?
-
-01:30:11.573 --> 01:30:14.074
-Are you having a boy
-or an abortion?
-
-01:30:37.640 --> 01:30:38.682
-Hello, gentlemen.
-How you doin'?
-
-01:30:38.766 --> 01:30:40.309
-Are you guys friends
-of the deceased?
-
-01:30:40.393 --> 01:30:43.186
-Do you want me to say this
-in front of his widow?
-
-01:30:43.271 --> 01:30:44.313
-I was his lover.
-
-01:30:44.397 --> 01:30:45.898
-No. That is
-not true.
-
-01:30:46.316 --> 01:30:48.317
-I saw him perform
-with the Globetrotters.
-
-01:30:48.401 --> 01:30:50.903
-I thought
-he was outstanding. I befriended him.
-
-01:30:50.987 --> 01:30:53.113
-No, it's
-a different person.
-
-01:30:53.197 --> 01:30:56.533
-His message
-of don't worry and being happy
-
-01:30:56.618 --> 01:30:57.784
-was so powerful.
-
-01:30:57.869 --> 01:31:00.120
-No, this is
-Bobby McFerrin. I told you this outside.
-
-01:31:00.204 --> 01:31:02.456
-Whatever the scandal
-you went through,
-
-01:31:02.540 --> 01:31:04.374
-you're still
-the best golfer in the world.
-
-01:31:04.459 --> 01:31:05.626
+01:19:11.458 --> 01:19:12.625
Let's go.
-01:31:07.170 --> 01:31:08.545
-O-M-G.
+01:19:26.250 --> 01:19:27.792
+That's the last drop off.
-01:31:09.631 --> 01:31:11.006
-Oh, my God.
+01:19:48.792 --> 01:19:49.708
+What is it?
-01:31:13.926 --> 01:31:19.640
-Oh, my...
+01:19:52.250 --> 01:19:54.042
+You know I like you, right, H?
-01:31:25.980 --> 01:31:27.105
-Zoey.
+01:19:57.625 --> 01:19:59.875
+Well, there's something I need to tell you...
-01:31:28.608 --> 01:31:30.817
-That's some good head!
+01:20:00.625 --> 01:20:01.583
+about me.
-01:31:33.071 --> 01:31:35.197
-That is called payback
-and it feels so good!
+01:20:04.208 --> 01:20:05.667
+I've got some friends...
-01:31:35.281 --> 01:31:37.574
-How did it feel for you?
-How did it feel for you?
+01:20:07.042 --> 01:20:08.333
+I help them out.
-01:31:37.659 --> 01:31:39.451
-I prefer it with goats.
+01:20:10.000 --> 01:20:11.958
+They help me out from time to time.
-01:31:40.161 --> 01:31:41.703
-Where is
-the Supreme Leader?
+01:20:14.333 --> 01:20:15.500
+My pals...
-01:31:41.788 --> 01:31:42.788
-No, no.
+01:20:16.625 --> 01:20:18.875
+I helped them get into the cash truck game...
-01:31:42.872 --> 01:31:45.290
-Now that is
-called payback!
+01:20:19.708 --> 01:20:21.042
+in a manner of speaking...
-01:31:45.500 --> 01:31:46.833
-Oh, great!
+01:20:23.042 --> 01:20:24.833
+with me on the inside.
-01:31:52.256 --> 01:31:55.300
-Don't touch it.
-Don't touch it.
+01:20:26.375 --> 01:20:27.292
+You get me?
-01:31:55.760 --> 01:31:57.094
-You don't have
-to touch it.
+01:20:29.583 --> 01:20:30.583
+No, Bullet.
-01:31:57.178 --> 01:31:58.220
-Sorry. I was...
+01:20:32.417 --> 01:20:33.375
+I don't.
-01:31:58.304 --> 01:32:00.138
-Just give us...
-We don't...
+01:20:34.583 --> 01:20:36.958
+I tell them which trucks to hit...
-01:32:00.223 --> 01:38:41.039
-Just give me
-a couple of millimeters to myself.
+01:20:37.833 --> 01:20:38.958
+and they hit them.
+
+01:20:40.875 --> 01:20:43.333
+The two guards being killed was necessary.
+
+01:20:44.375 --> 01:20:46.000
+The boy was unfortunate.
+
+01:20:48.250 --> 01:20:49.542
+But we're a winning team.
+
+01:20:50.250 --> 01:20:52.375
+Militarily precise.
+
+01:20:54.875 --> 01:20:56.333
+Are you with me now?
+
+01:20:57.875 --> 01:20:58.750
+Yeah.
+
+01:21:01.333 --> 01:21:03.167
+I'm with you, 100 percent.
+
+01:21:05.417 --> 01:21:06.667
+Continue.
+
+01:21:06.750 --> 01:21:09.542
+For starters, there are no bullets in your gun.
+
+01:21:09.625 --> 01:21:11.667
+Secondly, I have to tell you,
+
+01:21:11.750 --> 01:21:14.542
+they will kill you if you don't comply.
+
+01:21:14.625 --> 01:21:17.042
+So do as I say and you won't get hurt.
+
+01:21:20.708 --> 01:21:21.875
+Why do you need me?
+
+01:21:22.583 --> 01:21:24.542
+We need something super-sized,
+
+01:21:25.500 --> 01:21:27.417
+so we can walk away for good.
+
+01:21:29.292 --> 01:21:30.917
+We want the jackpot.
+
+01:21:33.875 --> 01:21:34.917
+The depot.
+
+01:21:36.542 --> 01:21:37.917
+You want me to get you in?
+
+01:21:38.625 --> 01:21:40.292
+Then you can look the other way.
+
+01:21:43.500 --> 01:21:45.000
+When, Bullet?
+
+01:21:46.708 --> 01:21:48.333
+Today.
+
+01:21:49.875 --> 01:21:51.375
+There's no turning back.
+
+01:21:53.875 --> 01:21:55.500
+What's in it for me?
+
+01:21:57.542 --> 01:21:58.500
+Your life.
+
+01:22:04.417 --> 01:22:05.875
+Do we have a deal?
+
+01:22:13.167 --> 01:22:16.125
+Yeah. We have a deal.
+
+01:22:21.167 --> 01:22:22.833
+We're on. ETA, two minutes.
+
+01:22:22.917 --> 01:22:23.875
+Covers.
+
+01:22:55.833 --> 01:22:58.083
+Gamma, this is base.
+Do you copy? Over.
+
+01:23:00.500 --> 01:23:02.333
+Base, this is Gamma, we copy. Over.
+
+01:23:02.417 --> 01:23:05.542
+Gamma, I lost camera signal in your truck.
+What's happening there? Over.
+
+01:23:05.625 --> 01:23:07.458
+There's nothing to worry about, base.
+
+01:23:07.542 --> 01:23:09.208
+I'm fixing it as we speak.
+
+01:23:09.292 --> 01:23:10.958
+Copy that, Gamma.
+
+01:23:11.042 --> 01:23:13.083
+Keep me updated,
+this ain't the day for this shit.
+
+01:23:13.167 --> 01:23:14.333
+Do you understand me? Over.
+
+01:23:14.417 --> 01:23:17.833
+Loud and clear.
+I'll be in touch as soon as. Over.
+
+01:23:22.000 --> 01:23:22.875
+We're set.
+
+01:23:22.958 --> 01:23:24.667
+Cameras are disarmed.
+
+01:23:24.750 --> 01:23:26.708
+We have four minutes to load.
+
+01:23:27.875 --> 01:23:30.375
+We meet here at Point A.
+
+01:23:30.458 --> 01:23:32.333
+Warn our hero not to get clever.
+
+01:23:32.417 --> 01:23:35.542
+We'll need him to get inside.
+After that, if he twitches, kill him.
+
+01:23:42.458 --> 01:23:44.542
+Just let them do their jobs, okay?
+
+01:23:44.625 --> 01:23:46.125
+Let me talk to him.
+
+01:23:48.667 --> 01:23:49.917
+Hey, handsome.
+
+01:23:50.000 --> 01:23:53.750
+Today is not the day to be a hero.
+
+01:23:53.833 --> 01:23:55.917
+There will be no other warnings.
+
+01:23:56.583 --> 01:23:59.125
+Am I clear?
+
+01:23:59.833 --> 01:24:01.792
+Show me your hands.
+
+01:24:04.292 --> 01:24:05.958
+Play the game, H.
+
+01:24:23.958 --> 01:24:26.500
+If you're a good boy today...
+
+01:24:27.792 --> 01:24:29.125
+you'll see tomorrow.
+
+01:24:42.333 --> 01:24:43.583
+Then we divide.
+
+01:24:43.667 --> 01:24:46.875
+You, Brad, Carlos and Jan
+are in the truck.
+
+01:24:46.958 --> 01:24:48.875
+Me and Sam follow in the Escalade.
+
+01:25:16.667 --> 01:25:17.625
+Be cool, H.
+
+01:25:17.708 --> 01:25:19.792
+2411, returning.
+
+01:25:20.417 --> 01:25:22.292
+Gamma, this is base. Go, over.
+
+01:25:37.917 --> 01:25:40.625
+- All good?
+- Yeah, except the traffic.
+
+01:25:40.708 --> 01:25:42.500
+- Dana, come give me a hand.
+- No problem.
+
+01:25:42.583 --> 01:25:45.792
+Right. Let's relieve you of your burden.
+
+01:25:53.500 --> 01:25:55.542
+Base, this is Gamma, reporting.
+
+01:26:02.083 --> 01:26:03.208
+All clear, Gamma.
+
+01:26:05.125 --> 01:26:08.375
+- Are you ready?
+- Ready.
+
+01:26:09.708 --> 01:26:13.833
+Gamma 2411 inside.
+That's the last one for today.
+
+01:26:13.917 --> 01:26:17.417
+Once we get pass the gates, it's only
+a question of time before we're compromised.
+
+01:26:17.500 --> 01:26:19.292
+There's too many guards that we can't control.
+
+01:26:19.375 --> 01:26:21.583
+So we keep it quiet as long as possible.
+
+01:26:21.667 --> 01:26:24.083
+The men must be stealthy.
+The longer they're stealthed,
+
+01:26:24.167 --> 01:26:26.042
+the longer we live without drama.
+
+01:26:26.125 --> 01:26:27.458
+Hey, Bullet.
+
+01:26:27.542 --> 01:26:29.833
+- All good?
+- All good here, Supe.
+
+01:26:30.667 --> 01:26:33.625
+Move, move, now. Move. Go.
+
+01:26:35.458 --> 01:26:37.208
+Don't you make a sound.
+
+01:26:37.292 --> 01:26:38.375
+Down on the ground.
+
+01:26:38.458 --> 01:26:39.292
+Move.
+
+01:26:40.458 --> 01:26:44.000
+- Kneel down.
+- Tip toe, tip toe, tip toe.
+
+01:26:44.083 --> 01:26:45.875
+We secure the safe first.
+
+01:26:45.958 --> 01:26:47.375
+That's Carlos and Jan's job.
+
+01:26:47.458 --> 01:26:49.667
+Okay, Dave,
+that's all good and accounted for...
+
+01:26:49.750 --> 01:26:52.042
+Hands in the motherfucking air.
+
+01:26:52.125 --> 01:26:54.833
+Place your weapons on the ground.
+Slowly, slowly.
+
+01:26:54.917 --> 01:26:58.000
+- Do what he says.
+- Take that weapon out, slide it over.
+
+01:26:58.083 --> 01:26:59.875
+Get over there. Get on the fucking ground.
+
+01:26:59.958 --> 01:27:01.458
+What the fuck is wrong with you?
+
+01:27:01.542 --> 01:27:04.708
+Grab your gun, put it on the ground
+and kick it to me, motherfucker.
+
+01:27:04.792 --> 01:27:06.583
+Do you wanna be a hero today?
+
+01:27:06.667 --> 01:27:09.708
+I'll put you on the front page of every
+fucking newspaper in America. Try me.
+
+01:27:15.125 --> 01:27:16.125
+Get on the ground.
+
+01:27:17.208 --> 01:27:18.042
+All the way.
+
+01:27:19.250 --> 01:27:22.000
+Get your fucking ass on the ground.
+Tie his ass up.
+
+01:27:28.708 --> 01:27:29.917
+Behave yourself.
+
+01:27:32.042 --> 01:27:33.667
+- Hey.
+- What's up?
+
+01:27:33.750 --> 01:27:36.042
+I need you to sign this birthday card
+for the boss.
+
+01:27:36.125 --> 01:27:38.958
+Bring it up here and have a look at this.
+This will make you laugh.
+
+01:27:39.042 --> 01:27:41.292
+You, Jan and Brad
+will take the control room.
+
+01:27:41.375 --> 01:27:44.167
+Bullet is hostage and shield.
+
+01:27:45.500 --> 01:27:47.500
+If that doesn't work, we blow our way in.
+
+01:27:48.125 --> 01:27:49.500
+Keep it fucking quiet.
+
+01:27:55.000 --> 01:27:56.000
+Open the gate.
+
+01:27:59.208 --> 01:28:02.167
+Bob, what the fuck is going on?
+
+01:28:02.250 --> 01:28:04.167
+The keypad will present a challenge.
+
+01:28:04.250 --> 01:28:06.542
+The men that operate the armory
+are hard-boiled.
+
+01:28:06.625 --> 01:28:08.542
+They will not be scared of pulling the trigger.
+
+01:28:08.625 --> 01:28:10.417
+At some point, they'll resist.
+
+01:28:10.500 --> 01:28:14.250
+Open the gate.
+Or I'll blow his fucking head off.
+
+01:28:14.958 --> 01:28:17.542
+You have three seconds.
+
+01:28:17.625 --> 01:28:20.042
+One! Two!
+
+01:28:20.750 --> 01:28:22.208
+- Three!
+- Okay!
+
+01:28:22.292 --> 01:28:24.208
+- Putting the gun down.
+- Open the gate.
+
+01:28:24.292 --> 01:28:25.500
+The keypad is out there.
+
+01:28:25.583 --> 01:28:27.125
+You use the keypad.
+
+01:28:27.208 --> 01:28:28.500
+It's on security lockdown.
+
+01:28:28.583 --> 01:28:30.542
+You use the fucking keypad.
+
+01:28:31.750 --> 01:28:33.750
+The rabbits have run, Number One.
+
+01:28:33.833 --> 01:28:35.875
+Two, breach the gate.
+
+01:28:35.958 --> 01:28:39.167
+At some point, we're gonna come under fire.
+They've got long guns, they'll use them.
+
+01:28:39.250 --> 01:28:41.333
+Here you go. Take this.
+
+01:28:41.417 --> 01:28:42.750
+So we'll need ballistic plates.
+
+01:28:42.833 --> 01:28:44.792
+This is your last chance.
+
+01:28:46.042 --> 01:28:47.542
+I'll blow his head off.
+
+01:28:47.625 --> 01:28:50.042
+Bob, open the gate,
+or they're gonna fucking kill me.
+
+01:28:50.125 --> 01:28:51.583
+Bullet, get down!
+
+01:28:55.667 --> 01:28:56.750
+Shit.
+
+01:28:58.917 --> 01:28:59.958
+Set!
+
+01:29:05.375 --> 01:29:06.583
+Nobody fucking move.
+
+01:29:06.667 --> 01:29:08.875
+Number Three, what's going on?
+
+01:29:10.500 --> 01:29:11.375
+Don't do it!
+
+01:29:15.542 --> 01:29:17.333
+Jesus fucking Christ.
+
+01:29:21.458 --> 01:29:22.542
+Now!
+
+01:29:33.958 --> 01:29:35.208
+Move, now, move!
+
+01:30:02.375 --> 01:30:04.583
+Where are you hit? Where are you hit?
+
+01:30:05.458 --> 01:30:08.375
+Four is down. I repeat, Four is down.
+
+01:30:14.542 --> 01:30:15.958
+Oh, no, no, no!
+
+01:30:16.042 --> 01:30:18.458
+No, please, sweet Mary and Joseph,
+I swear to God.
+
+01:30:18.542 --> 01:30:20.958
+Look at this little Piggy.
+
+01:30:21.042 --> 01:30:22.833
+Please don't. I got kids, please.
+
+01:30:22.917 --> 01:30:26.750
+- Yeah...
+- Please, don't hurt me. Please.
+
+01:30:30.167 --> 01:30:31.250
+Enough of that.
+
+01:30:35.000 --> 01:30:37.125
+Elvis, come and play.
+
+01:30:51.125 --> 01:30:54.333
+- One, sweep the rest of the building.
+- Copy.
+
+01:31:02.542 --> 01:31:05.542
+- Five, are we good?
+- Clear, Elvis, move in.
+
+01:31:12.917 --> 01:31:14.708
+Welcome to the party.
+
+01:31:15.333 --> 01:31:16.625
+These three are hog tied.
+
+01:31:16.708 --> 01:31:20.292
+The block is in there,
+and another three guards in the back.
+
+01:31:22.500 --> 01:31:24.167
+SWAT have been alerted.
+
+01:31:38.458 --> 01:31:40.708
+SWAT have been notified.
+
+01:31:40.792 --> 01:31:42.167
+All units please respond.
+
+01:31:44.125 --> 01:31:46.417
+Once the alarm sounds,
+
+01:31:46.500 --> 01:31:49.125
+black-and-whites will be on scene within minutes.
+
+01:31:49.208 --> 01:31:53.167
+But they cannot enter the building.
+Even if they could, they wouldn't dare.
+
+01:31:53.250 --> 01:31:56.708
+However, they are not our problem.
+We will have eight minutes
+
+01:31:56.792 --> 01:31:58.417
+until SWAT arrives.
+
+01:32:00.875 --> 01:32:03.875
+We can punch through the black-and-whites
+with an 18-ton cash truck,
+
+01:32:03.958 --> 01:32:06.083
+but the SWAT truck's a different story.
+
+01:32:06.167 --> 01:32:08.042
+We cannot get pinned down.
+
+01:32:08.125 --> 01:32:10.458
+We gotta get out
+before they seal the exit.
+
+01:32:10.542 --> 01:32:12.458
+We're eight minutes out. Eight minutes out.
+
+01:32:12.542 --> 01:32:15.417
+We have men down.
+Send back up right now. This is an emergency.
+
+01:32:15.500 --> 01:32:17.833
+They have heavy assault weapons
+and they have body armor.
+
+01:32:17.917 --> 01:32:19.958
+- Men are down.
+- Hold your position.
+
+01:32:20.042 --> 01:32:21.083
+They have...
+
+01:32:21.167 --> 01:32:23.333
+- Get in, get in.
+- We're calling SWAT.
+
+01:32:23.417 --> 01:32:24.458
+I'm not waiting for SWAT.
+
+01:32:24.542 --> 01:32:25.917
+We have protocol. We wait for SWAT.
+
+01:32:26.000 --> 01:32:28.417
+- No, we gotta go now.
+- Wait!
+
+01:32:34.292 --> 01:32:38.042
+Two, wait until we're loaded.
+Then join Three in the truck.
+
+01:32:38.125 --> 01:32:39.833
+Nose to the fucking ground.
+
+01:32:41.958 --> 01:32:43.000
+Did I stutter?
+
+01:32:49.833 --> 01:32:52.167
+Load the van, Three. I'll get Five.
+
+01:32:54.833 --> 01:32:56.583
+What the fuck is going on out there?
+
+01:32:56.667 --> 01:32:59.167
+There's a guard out here.
+Someone shoot this fucker.
+
+01:33:10.625 --> 01:33:12.000
+Please!
+
+01:33:13.250 --> 01:33:14.375
+Shots have been fired.
+
+01:33:14.458 --> 01:33:15.542
+Shots have been fired.
+
+01:33:27.417 --> 01:33:28.375
+Seven minutes out.
+
+01:33:35.375 --> 01:33:36.833
+Fuck!
+
+01:33:39.333 --> 01:33:40.667
+Clear.
+
+01:33:55.000 --> 01:33:56.667
+Fuck this, I'm going out.
+
+01:34:08.417 --> 01:34:10.917
+Listen, the alarm's gone,
+we should just wait for help.
+
+01:34:12.125 --> 01:34:13.542
+What do you want us to do?
+
+01:34:16.333 --> 01:34:18.542
+You can do whatever you fucking like.
+
+01:34:27.583 --> 01:34:31.042
+David, no, listen to me. They got body armor.
+That gun will do nothing.
+
+01:34:31.125 --> 01:34:33.750
+And this is not your money. Let's go.
+
+01:34:34.375 --> 01:34:36.250
+Fucking go. Go, go!
+
+01:34:41.375 --> 01:34:43.292
+We're six minutes out.
+
+01:34:54.333 --> 01:34:59.333
+One, Four is down. I repeat, Four is down.
+Do you have eyes on Three?
+
+01:35:00.875 --> 01:35:01.958
+Three respond.
+
+01:35:03.750 --> 01:35:05.292
+Who's firing?
+
+01:35:12.542 --> 01:35:14.458
+Copy that, all units...
+
+01:35:14.542 --> 01:35:15.875
+Three is down.
+
+01:35:16.583 --> 01:35:18.708
+We've got a rat on the loose.
+
+01:35:20.125 --> 01:35:22.417
+Elvis is leaving the building.
+
+01:35:24.625 --> 01:35:26.667
+David, just put the gun down and hide.
+
+01:35:26.750 --> 01:35:29.708
+- The SWAT team, they're on their way.
+- If something goes down in the hallway,
+
+01:35:29.792 --> 01:35:32.125
+- I'm gonna shoot them, Terry.
+- There's no need.
+
+01:35:33.125 --> 01:35:34.833
+Making my way to you now, Elvis.
+
+01:35:37.208 --> 01:35:38.417
+Fuck!
+
+01:35:40.667 --> 01:35:42.292
+Come on out, and you won't get hurt.
+
+01:35:44.958 --> 01:35:47.000
+Come on, come here.
+I'm not gonna hurt you.
+
+01:36:00.625 --> 01:36:03.917
+- Move!
+- Some SWAT, some choppers, bring someone in.
+
+01:36:04.000 --> 01:36:05.750
+Here, take this.
+
+01:36:16.500 --> 01:36:17.667
+Man down.
+
+01:36:26.125 --> 01:36:27.500
+Stay down.
+
+01:36:32.708 --> 01:36:34.708
+- Four minutes out.
+- We're four minutes out.
+
+01:36:59.125 --> 01:37:00.583
+Help!
+
+01:37:45.208 --> 01:37:46.333
+Dave, are you all right?
+
+01:37:46.417 --> 01:37:49.208
+SWAT team are three minutes away, find cover.
+
+01:37:58.208 --> 01:37:59.708
+We're sitting ducks here.
+
+01:38:07.500 --> 01:38:08.458
+Give me a gun.
+
+01:38:08.542 --> 01:38:10.167
+Fucking...
+
+01:38:10.250 --> 01:38:12.000
+Give me a gun!
+
+01:38:14.000 --> 01:38:16.583
+- Thank you.
+- Bullet, what the--
+
+01:38:17.917 --> 01:38:19.500
+- Clear.
+- We gotta move.
+
+01:38:19.583 --> 01:38:20.708
+Come on, get up. Move.
+
+01:38:21.542 --> 01:38:23.833
+We got two minutes until SWAT is here.
+
+01:38:26.667 --> 01:38:27.708
+Clear!
+
+01:38:30.417 --> 01:38:32.000
+Stay with me, stay with me.
+
+01:38:32.917 --> 01:38:33.875
+Come on, come on.
+
+01:38:57.750 --> 01:38:58.583
+Four is down!
+
+01:39:29.500 --> 01:39:32.333
+Hey, Boy Sweat! It's Bullet!
+
+01:39:32.417 --> 01:39:33.250
+Bullet?
+
+01:39:35.833 --> 01:39:37.667
+Come give me a hand.
+
+01:39:41.875 --> 01:39:43.042
+Bullet! What the--
+
+01:39:58.667 --> 01:39:59.583
+You're good?
+
+01:39:59.667 --> 01:40:01.375
+We're good. Let's go.
+
+01:40:22.542 --> 01:40:26.125
+Once the truck is loaded and we're all in,
+we punch through the black-and-whites.
+
+01:40:26.208 --> 01:40:28.125
+Exit right.
+
+01:40:28.208 --> 01:40:30.750
+They and the choppers will be in pursuit,
+
+01:40:31.458 --> 01:40:33.375
+but there's nothing they can do to stop us.
+
+01:40:51.833 --> 01:40:53.333
+Fuck!
+
+01:40:59.292 --> 01:41:03.625
+From here it's two klicks to meet
+at rendez point to enter building D.
+
+01:41:03.708 --> 01:41:05.917
+The gates here will stop
+any immediate intrusion.
+
+01:41:06.000 --> 01:41:09.958
+Heading south on 405.
+We have visual. We have four birds in the sky.
+
+01:41:12.875 --> 01:41:14.208
+It doesn't change a thing.
+
+01:41:14.292 --> 01:41:15.958
+You stick to the plan.
+
+01:41:18.417 --> 01:41:19.750
+Get ready.
+
+01:41:35.708 --> 01:41:39.458
+We will have five minutes until SWAT breaches.
+
+01:41:39.542 --> 01:41:42.333
+They'll think we're trapped, shoot to kill,
+but we won't be there.
+
+01:41:42.417 --> 01:41:46.083
+There's no way they can know about
+this access tunnel underneath the basement.
+
+01:41:46.167 --> 01:41:48.125
+This doesn't come up on any blueprints.
+
+01:41:48.208 --> 01:41:50.083
+They stopped printing this back in '57.
+
+01:41:50.167 --> 01:41:53.333
+We have them surrounded.
+SWAT has arrived on scene.
+
+01:41:55.292 --> 01:41:57.667
+A-Team, let's go. Into position.
+
+01:42:03.292 --> 01:42:04.750
+How are you doing, sarge?
+
+01:42:07.917 --> 01:42:11.542
+If I don't make it,
+get back there and finish the job.
+
+01:42:11.667 --> 01:42:14.083
+We are
+stationary and setting up a blockade.
+
+01:42:14.167 --> 01:42:15.125
+Awaiting further orders.
+
+01:42:17.917 --> 01:42:18.833
+Go.
+
+01:42:22.125 --> 01:42:23.583
+That's the last of it. Let's move.
+
+01:42:23.667 --> 01:42:26.875
+- All units you are clear to fire.
+- Roger, Dispatch.
+
+01:42:34.000 --> 01:42:36.292
+Okay, I'll get the boss.
+
+01:42:47.625 --> 01:42:50.208
+You're not gonna need that, sarge.
+
+01:43:16.250 --> 01:43:18.208
+We all understand the risks.
+
+01:43:18.833 --> 01:43:20.542
+Some of us won't make it.
+
+01:43:21.875 --> 01:43:24.333
+If there is a last man standing,
+
+01:43:24.417 --> 01:43:27.083
+it's his job to take care of the families.
+
+01:43:27.167 --> 01:43:29.667
+I wish I was confident that will happen, but...
+
+01:43:29.750 --> 01:43:31.417
+My only concern is Jan.
+
+01:43:32.792 --> 01:43:37.333
+Strange things happen to men
+when they smell that much cash.
+
+01:43:38.375 --> 01:43:41.833
+He's a soldier.
+In the end, he'll follow orders.
+
+01:43:45.750 --> 01:43:47.958
+- Where's the sarge'?
+- He's not coming.
+
+01:43:48.042 --> 01:43:51.583
+- What do you mean he's not coming?
+- He's fucking dead, Bullet.
+
+01:44:20.042 --> 01:44:22.792
+From here, we load the Can-Am quads,
+ride three more klicks
+
+01:44:22.875 --> 01:44:25.958
+to the silver Prius, load the cash undercover.
+
+01:44:26.917 --> 01:44:30.500
+And whoever's left
+takes the construction pickup.
+
+01:45:11.417 --> 01:45:14.000
+Too fucking slow.
+
+01:45:39.833 --> 01:45:42.375
+All right, team.
+Move in. Weapons ready.
+
+01:45:42.458 --> 01:45:46.417
+- Copy.
+- Suspects still in vehicle. Moving in.
+
+01:45:46.500 --> 01:45:48.125
+- Move!
+- Go.
+
+01:45:48.208 --> 01:45:49.833
+What the fuck...
+
+01:45:51.958 --> 01:45:53.125
+We got one dead suspect.
+
+01:45:53.208 --> 01:45:54.792
+The others are fucking gone.
+
+01:45:54.875 --> 01:45:56.375
+- We need more bodies down here.
+- Shit.
+
+01:45:56.458 --> 01:45:58.875
+- There's tunnel's everywhere.
+- Captain.
+
+01:45:58.958 --> 01:46:02.375
+There's a network of underground tunnels.
+It's like a fucking rabbit warren down there.
+
+01:46:14.625 --> 01:46:18.583
+3737, we do not have visual.
+We need more eyes in the sky.
+
+01:46:18.667 --> 01:46:22.208
+Copy that.
+Additional air units covering Long Beach dock.
+
+01:46:22.292 --> 01:46:24.458
+We 're entering industrial unit
+on Terminal Way.
+
+01:46:24.542 --> 01:46:28.125
+We need more choppers up here.
+There are tunnels coming out everywhere.
+
+01:48:21.458 --> 01:48:23.042
+Aren't you gonna answer it?
+
+01:48:33.750 --> 01:48:35.042
+What do you want?
+
+01:48:38.292 --> 01:48:39.708
+You here for the money?
+
+01:48:41.167 --> 01:48:42.458
+I don't want the money.
+
+01:48:44.917 --> 01:48:46.375
+I want you to read this.
+
+01:48:58.708 --> 01:49:03.250
+"Bullets A1 and A2 enter the right lung
+causing collapse"?
+
+01:49:03.958 --> 01:49:06.625
+"Bullet B1 penetrated the liver.
+
+01:49:07.542 --> 01:49:09.875
+82 ruptured the spleen.
+
+01:49:12.292 --> 01:49:16.583
+Bullets C1 and C2 lacerated the heart.
+
+01:49:17.292 --> 01:49:19.750
+Cause of death. Blood loss and trauma.
+
+01:49:20.333 --> 01:49:22.125
+Manner of death, homicide."
+
+01:49:37.583 --> 01:49:38.667
+In summary...
+
+01:49:40.542 --> 01:49:41.667
+The liver...
+
+01:49:42.833 --> 01:49:47.417
+the lungs, the spleen and the heart.
+
+01:49:50.250 --> 01:49:51.958
+What the fuck do you want?
+
+01:49:52.042 --> 01:49:53.458
+I want your liver.
+
+01:49:58.833 --> 01:49:59.875
+Fuck you.
+
+01:50:03.667 --> 01:50:05.125
+The lungs...
+
+01:50:12.208 --> 01:50:13.333
+Spleen...
+
+01:50:24.500 --> 01:50:25.542
+By the way...
+
+01:50:28.958 --> 01:50:30.583
+his name was Dougie.
+
+01:51:21.167 --> 01:51:22.333
+Are we done?
+
+01:51:23.583 --> 01:51:24.708
+We're done.