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3273 lines
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WEBVTT
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That's a big fella! Whoa!
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- Looks great.
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- Thank you.
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Happy vacation, honey.
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Manchurian tung oil!
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Where did you get this?
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Helen got it for me in Oslo.
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There's enough here
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to do the whole table and the bureau.
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I wonder what this could be.
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Oh, honey, you got it. Thank you.
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Enough to do the entire guest room.
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I'm so glad we're spending
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our vacation at home.
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- I'm gonna get started now.
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- Where are you going?
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- I'll get it.
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- Be my guest.
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- Maybe you should get it.
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- I'll go.
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Oh, no!
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Jane.
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It's your turn, honey.
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- Good luck, honey.
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- Thanks.
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Hi, Barbara. I'm glad I caught you.
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Heard you were on vacation.
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That's right. Complete vacation.
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Today I'm $260,000!
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- It's 6:45 in the morning.
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- This offer is real.
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From a man in New York City
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who only saw a photograph.
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Jane, don't send people photos
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of our house.
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He wants to bring the wife and family
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here for some peace and quiet.
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That's what we're looking for.
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This house is too big for you.
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It ought to be for a couple with kids.
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I didn't mean anything.
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But this house is too big.
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- I'll see you in a few weeks. Okay?
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- Think about it.
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I was telling Barbara about this offer
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on the house...
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No, Jane.
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Come with me to the store.
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- What for?
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- I need a new brush for the tung oil.
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- And I want to get a part for the model.
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- Just run in, okay?
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Two weeks at home. The perfect vacation.
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Jane says we should sell the house
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to someone with a family.
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I don't think it's any of Jane's business.
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Besides, we could try again
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on this vacation.
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Really? What are you saying?
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- How are you doing, Ernie?
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- Hi, how are you?
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Good morning, Adam.
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- Need a haircut before your vacation?
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- No, thanks, Bill.
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- How's the model coming?
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- Great.
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You know, Bozman built that foundation
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in 1835. His grandson...
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He's got hair down
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to his goddamn shoulders.
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He says to me, "Just trim it a little."
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- I took the scissors to him so fast...
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- See you later.
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- This will be great.
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- Wouldn't you rather go to Jamaica?
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- No way. There's no place like home.
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- Look out for that...
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Perfect start to our vacation.
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You'll feel better when you're dry.
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That fire wasn't burning when we left.
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- How's your arm?
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- I don't know. It feels frozen.
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I'll make some coffee
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and you get wood for the fire.
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Maybe we should take things extra slow.
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Do you remember how
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we got back up here?
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I'm going back to that bridge
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and retrace our steps.
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- You saved my...
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- Two hours!
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- You won't believe... What?
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- That's how long you were gone.
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- What is going on?
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- I have to show you something.
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Look.
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There's that.
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And there's that.
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- "Handbook for the Recently Diseased."
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- Deceased.
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Deceased.
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I don't know where it came from.
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Look at the publisher.
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"Handbook for
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the Recently Deceased Press."
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You know what?
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I don't think we survived the crash.
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I hate this.
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Can you give me the basics?
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This book isn't arranged that way.
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What do you want to know?
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Why did you disappear
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when you stepped off the porch?
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Are we halfway to heaven
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or halfway to hell?
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How long will this last?
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I don't see anything about heaven or hell.
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This book reads like stereo instructions.
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Listen.
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"Geographical and Temporal Perimeters.
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"Functional perimeters vary from
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manifestation to manifestation."
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This is going to take some time.
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Damn sandworms. Thirteen percent, huh?
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I better find a job.
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Let's see. Business section.
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What do we got here? The Maitlands.
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Cute couple. Look nice and stupid, too.
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I wish I had a better view
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of the cemetery from here.
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I can't tell which is
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the best placement for us.
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Cabin fever?
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I can't clean anything properly.
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The vacuum's in the garage
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and we can't leave the house.
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Why don't they tell us something?
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Where are the other dead people?
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Why is it just you and me?
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Maybe this is heaven.
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In heaven there wouldn't be dust
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on everything.
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It's Jane.
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- What's she doing here?
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- I don't know.
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Jane, up here. Jane!
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She can't see you, right?
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In the book, rule number two:
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"The living usually won't see the dead."
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- Won't or can't?
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- It just says "won't."
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God, this book is so stupid!
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I can't understand anything in it.
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Barb, honey...
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...we're dead.
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I don't think we have much
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to worry about anymore.
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This is great!
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Just what the doctor ordered.
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Sorry, ma'am.
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Delia Deetz, welcome home.
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Charles!
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It's okay, there's no damage. See?
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Good, sturdy, country craftsmanship.
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Look at that kitchen. You'll finally
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be able to cook a decent meal.
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Come and have a look.
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A little gasoline. Blowtorch. No problem.
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Excuse me. Here we go.
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We'll have to rip out all the plumbing.
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Other than that, it's perfect. Just perfect.
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- What do you think, honey?
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- Delia hates it.
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I could live here.
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Careful! That's my sculpture.
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I don't mean "my" as in "I bought it."
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I mean I made it.
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Put it on the table.
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Ten minutes. I'm already perfectly at ease.
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It's perfect.
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Help!
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It's Otho.
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Otho, why don't you come
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in the front door?
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It's bad luck.
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You left the city for me. I am so happy.
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Of course you are.
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Let's get one thing straight.
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We're here to enjoy the country setting,
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not to trash the place!
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Charles, you're lucky
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the yuppies are buying condos...
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00:15:38.273 --> 00:15:42.402
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...so you can afford what I'm going
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to have to do to this place.
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00:15:42.694 --> 00:15:46.949
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I'm here to relax and clip coupons,
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and, damn it, I mean to do it.
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Then go do it quietly, dear,
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and let Otho and me think.
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Is the rest of the house as bad as this?
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Is this a punishment?
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What are we going to do?
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We're not completely helpless.
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I've been reading that book and there's
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a word for people in our situation.
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Ghosts!
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00:16:07.803 --> 00:16:10.222
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Let's get this show on the road.
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We're dealing with
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negative entertainment potential.
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00:16:15.936 --> 00:16:18.772
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There's absolutely no organic flow through.
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I noticed that, too.
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It's like a giant ant farm.
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- What?
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- I thought I saw something.
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You've read my mind.
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- I did?
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- So few clients are able to read my mind.
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They're not open to the experience.
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My God!
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We just have to pray the other closets
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are bigger than this one.
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Look!
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Ozzie and Harriet.
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00:17:08.032 --> 00:17:09.783
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- What happened to these people?
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- They died.
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00:17:09.867 --> 00:17:11.952
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Look, an indoor outhouse.
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- Viridian.
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- Viridian. Why do I know that name?
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Blue-green!
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Hydrated chromic oxide.
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Remember, I'm schooled in chemistry.
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I was a hair analyst.
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- What?
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- Briefly.
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Deliver me from L.L. Bean.
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I know what you two are up to and
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you're not going to get away with it!
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00:17:44.820 --> 00:17:46.447
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This is not working out.
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00:17:46.531 --> 00:17:50.576
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I will not stop living and breathing art
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just because you need to relax.
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00:17:51.202 --> 00:17:53.829
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I'm here with you. I'll live with you
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in this hellhole.
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00:17:53.913 --> 00:17:58.668
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But I must express myself. If I can't
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gut this house and make it my own...
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00:17:59.252 --> 00:18:02.338
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...I will go insane
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and I will take you with me!
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00:18:04.549 --> 00:18:08.177
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Yeah. Well, maybe the house
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could use a little remodeling.
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00:18:08.261 --> 00:18:11.681
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But why don't you just leave
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this room alone, okay?
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00:18:13.015 --> 00:18:13.933
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Okay.
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00:18:19.816 --> 00:18:21.234
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I'll get her.
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00:18:22.068 --> 00:18:22.944
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So?
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00:18:23.027 --> 00:18:27.699
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Once you cover the wallpaper, knock down
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a few walls, this place might be livable.
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00:18:27.782 --> 00:18:30.577
|
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- What's on the third floor?
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- Attic space.
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00:18:30.660 --> 00:18:33.079
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I forgot to lock the attic door.
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00:18:40.837 --> 00:18:42.881
|
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- Did you feel something?
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- When?
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00:18:52.098 --> 00:18:55.059
|
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- You don't have a key?
|
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- Maybe Charles does.
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00:18:55.226 --> 00:18:59.522
|
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I have a feeling there's something
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very interesting behind this door.
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00:18:59.606 --> 00:19:03.443
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Yeah, the ghosts of the people who died
|
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in this house, and they want us out!
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00:19:03.526 --> 00:19:05.445
|
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Let's do them a favor.
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00:19:22.339 --> 00:19:24.341
|
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My God, that was close!
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00:19:26.218 --> 00:19:28.053
|
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I cannot watch this.
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00:19:28.720 --> 00:19:31.765
|
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What's the good of being a ghost
|
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if you can't frighten people away?
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00:19:31.848 --> 00:19:34.476
|
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- Honey?
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- No, I'm not putting up with this!
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00:19:44.569 --> 00:19:47.405
|
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- You don't know what's out there.
|
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- I don't care.
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00:19:56.456 --> 00:19:57.749
|
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Barbara!
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00:19:58.333 --> 00:19:59.376
|
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Adam!
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00:20:00.919 --> 00:20:03.547
|
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Adam, help. I'm getting all yellow!
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00:20:44.423 --> 00:20:47.384
|
|
We're trapped in this house
|
|
with those people.
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00:20:52.431 --> 00:20:56.268
|
|
I can't believe we're eating Cantonese.
|
|
Is there no Szechwan up here?
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|
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00:20:56.351 --> 00:20:59.815
|
|
I plan to have a stroke from the amount
|
|
of MSG in this food.
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|
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00:21:00.065 --> 00:21:04.945
|
|
This is our first meal in this house,
|
|
so let's try to make it a pleasant one.
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00:21:06.238 --> 00:21:08.240
|
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Don't bait your mother.
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00:21:08.490 --> 00:21:12.119
|
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When we get settled, we'll build you
|
|
a darkroom in the basement.
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00:21:12.494 --> 00:21:14.747
|
|
My whole life is a darkroom.
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00:21:15.497 --> 00:21:17.249
|
|
One big dark room.
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00:21:19.168 --> 00:21:23.923
|
|
You were miserable in New York City,
|
|
and you'll be miserable in the sticks.
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|
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00:21:24.048 --> 00:21:25.925
|
|
At least someone's life
|
|
hasn't been upheaved.
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|
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00:21:26.008 --> 00:21:30.638
|
|
I'm happy here. Those people in New York
|
|
don't know what they're missing.
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|
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00:21:35.059 --> 00:21:37.811
|
|
We could become The Summer Art Center
|
|
of New York.
|
|
|
|
00:21:37.895 --> 00:21:40.773
|
|
I could start sculpting again.
|
|
I'm only truly happy when I'm sculpting.
|
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|
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00:21:40.856 --> 00:21:44.527
|
|
That's a very good idea.
|
|
That'll be very time-consuming.
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|
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00:21:45.069 --> 00:21:47.404
|
|
First the house.
|
|
Otho and I have great plans.
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|
|
00:21:47.488 --> 00:21:49.490
|
|
We should keep it the way it is.
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|
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00:21:49.573 --> 00:21:50.950
|
|
Good idea.
|
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|
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00:21:56.123 --> 00:21:59.502
|
|
The furniture truck is coming.
|
|
We must decide what goes and what stays.
|
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|
|
00:21:59.585 --> 00:22:02.588
|
|
Everything goes,
|
|
along with whatever's in the attic.
|
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|
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00:22:20.231 --> 00:22:21.524
|
|
Careful.
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|
|
00:22:21.774 --> 00:22:25.528
|
|
Tell me what you do and I'll tell you
|
|
why my husband will fire you.
|
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|
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00:22:26.946 --> 00:22:29.532
|
|
- Isn't there an index?
|
|
- No, nothing.
|
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|
|
00:22:31.784 --> 00:22:33.244
|
|
What's this?
|
|
|
|
00:22:39.292 --> 00:22:42.086
|
|
Do you know where that's going?
|
|
Did anyone tell you where...
|
|
|
|
00:22:42.169 --> 00:22:45.049
|
|
Why are there only three sculptures?
|
|
There were four sculptures.
|
|
|
|
00:22:45.133 --> 00:22:47.302
|
|
Where's the fourth sculpture?
|
|
|
|
00:22:47.385 --> 00:22:49.179
|
|
What are you doing?
|
|
|
|
00:22:54.559 --> 00:22:57.896
|
|
"Betelgeuse, the bio-exorcist.
|
|
Troubled by the living?
|
|
|
|
00:22:57.979 --> 00:23:00.523
|
|
"Is death a problem and not the solution?
|
|
Unhappy with eternity?
|
|
|
|
00:23:00.607 --> 00:23:03.776
|
|
"Having difficulty adjusting?
|
|
Call Betelgeuse."
|
|
|
|
00:23:07.155 --> 00:23:09.365
|
|
There's no number or instructions?
|
|
|
|
00:23:09.449 --> 00:23:12.535
|
|
Nothing. The "bio-exorcist." I don't get it.
|
|
|
|
00:23:16.998 --> 00:23:18.541
|
|
Straight back.
|
|
|
|
00:23:20.752 --> 00:23:23.755
|
|
Why don't you take a break
|
|
for half an hour?
|
|
|
|
00:23:44.611 --> 00:23:46.112
|
|
Put that down!
|
|
|
|
00:23:46.196 --> 00:23:48.073
|
|
What the hell are you doing?
|
|
|
|
00:23:48.156 --> 00:23:50.033
|
|
- Listen to me!
|
|
- Jesus!
|
|
|
|
00:23:51.701 --> 00:23:55.121
|
|
Why are you doing this to me?
|
|
This is my art and it is dangerous.
|
|
|
|
00:23:55.205 --> 00:23:57.541
|
|
Do you think I want to die like this?
|
|
|
|
00:24:12.055 --> 00:24:13.765
|
|
Hi. How are you?
|
|
|
|
00:24:22.732 --> 00:24:24.776
|
|
That little girl saw us.
|
|
|
|
00:24:25.277 --> 00:24:27.696
|
|
- Nobody can see us.
|
|
- But she did.
|
|
|
|
00:24:30.240 --> 00:24:32.995
|
|
- What happened to the previous owners?
|
|
- They drowned.
|
|
|
|
00:24:33.078 --> 00:24:35.998
|
|
Yes, they were family. I was devastated.
|
|
|
|
00:24:36.123 --> 00:24:38.500
|
|
- Here, take that.
|
|
- Is this the key to the attic?
|
|
|
|
00:24:38.584 --> 00:24:42.671
|
|
That's a skeleton key that will open
|
|
any door. Give that to your father.
|
|
|
|
00:24:43.255 --> 00:24:46.884
|
|
You might mention I single-handedly
|
|
decorated that house.
|
|
|
|
00:24:46.967 --> 00:24:50.762
|
|
If he needs any advice in that arena
|
|
have him come see me.
|
|
|
|
00:25:11.325 --> 00:25:13.410
|
|
Don't worry. I locked the door.
|
|
|
|
00:25:31.138 --> 00:25:35.434
|
|
Having trouble with the living?
|
|
Tired of having your home violated?
|
|
|
|
00:25:35.518 --> 00:25:37.436
|
|
Want to get rid of them
|
|
pesky living critters?
|
|
|
|
00:25:37.520 --> 00:25:41.482
|
|
Well, come on down and see me,
|
|
the afterlife's leading bio-exorcist.
|
|
|
|
00:25:41.565 --> 00:25:44.985
|
|
Yes, sirree! I want to tell you,
|
|
I'll do anything!
|
|
|
|
00:25:47.655 --> 00:25:51.742
|
|
I'll scare 'em real bad.
|
|
I'll do anything to get your business.
|
|
|
|
00:25:51.951 --> 00:25:54.703
|
|
Hell! I'll possess myself if I gotta!
|
|
|
|
00:25:55.162 --> 00:25:58.082
|
|
Yo! I got demons runnin' all through me.
|
|
|
|
00:25:58.707 --> 00:26:00.668
|
|
Come on down and see it.
|
|
|
|
00:26:00.751 --> 00:26:03.963
|
|
If you act now, you get a free
|
|
demon possession with every exorcism.
|
|
|
|
00:26:04.046 --> 00:26:06.006
|
|
You can't beat that, can you?
|
|
|
|
00:26:06.090 --> 00:26:10.970
|
|
Bring the little partners. We've got plenty
|
|
of snakes for them to play with.
|
|
|
|
00:26:11.554 --> 00:26:15.641
|
|
Say it once, say it twice,
|
|
third time's a charm. And remember...
|
|
|
|
00:26:15.724 --> 00:26:19.146
|
|
"I'll eat anything you want me to eat.
|
|
Swallow anything you want me to swallow.
|
|
|
|
00:26:19.230 --> 00:26:21.858
|
|
"So, come on down, I'll chew on the dog."
|
|
|
|
00:26:50.386 --> 00:26:54.724
|
|
We need some help. I read something
|
|
in this book about emergencies.
|
|
|
|
00:26:55.558 --> 00:26:58.811
|
|
Here it is.
|
|
"In case of emergency, draw a door."
|
|
|
|
00:27:03.691 --> 00:27:07.612
|
|
"Draw a door"? I don't know why
|
|
we keep looking in that stupid book.
|
|
|
|
00:27:10.364 --> 00:27:12.994
|
|
Maybe we should try that Beetle guy.
|
|
|
|
00:27:28.468 --> 00:27:31.554
|
|
You didn't actually think
|
|
that would work, did you?
|
|
|
|
00:27:34.224 --> 00:27:35.975
|
|
"Knock three times."
|
|
|
|
00:28:38.290 --> 00:28:39.583
|
|
Birdies!
|
|
|
|
00:28:48.383 --> 00:28:49.634
|
|
Get it!
|
|
|
|
00:28:50.468 --> 00:28:51.511
|
|
Dad?
|
|
|
|
00:28:51.928 --> 00:28:55.181
|
|
- Can't you see I'm relaxing?
|
|
- I want to tell you what I saw.
|
|
|
|
00:28:55.265 --> 00:28:59.021
|
|
What is the point of my coming here
|
|
if you people won't let me relax?
|
|
|
|
00:28:59.104 --> 00:29:01.023
|
|
Pumpkin, sweetheart...
|
|
|
|
00:29:02.149 --> 00:29:04.109
|
|
...go help your mother.
|
|
|
|
00:29:04.193 --> 00:29:07.237
|
|
Maybe you can relax in a haunted house,
|
|
but I can't.
|
|
|
|
00:29:12.618 --> 00:29:14.411
|
|
Hmm, nice building.
|
|
|
|
00:29:14.536 --> 00:29:16.580
|
|
Bad roof. Good parking.
|
|
|
|
00:29:48.487 --> 00:29:50.489
|
|
- Adam?
|
|
- This way, honey.
|
|
|
|
00:30:02.836 --> 00:30:04.838
|
|
You don't have an appointment.
|
|
|
|
00:30:04.922 --> 00:30:07.132
|
|
- We didn't know how to make one.
|
|
- Appointment for what?
|
|
|
|
00:30:07.216 --> 00:30:09.218
|
|
- What do you want?
|
|
- Help?
|
|
|
|
00:30:09.301 --> 00:30:13.264
|
|
Already? Just bit the big one
|
|
two months ago and you want help.
|
|
|
|
00:30:13.347 --> 00:30:15.599
|
|
What does that have to do with anything?
|
|
|
|
00:30:15.683 --> 00:30:18.811
|
|
You'll use up all your help vouchers: D-90s.
|
|
|
|
00:30:19.562 --> 00:30:22.648
|
|
You spend 125 years on earth
|
|
in that house...
|
|
|
|
00:30:23.148 --> 00:30:27.444
|
|
...during which you get only three class-one
|
|
D-90 intercessions with Juno.
|
|
|
|
00:30:27.528 --> 00:30:30.447
|
|
You probably haven't read through
|
|
the manual completely yet.
|
|
|
|
00:30:30.531 --> 00:30:33.492
|
|
You'll have to wait if you don't have
|
|
an appointment.
|
|
|
|
00:30:33.576 --> 00:30:37.162
|
|
- An appointment with whom?
|
|
- For Juno, your caseworker.
|
|
|
|
00:30:41.250 --> 00:30:43.544
|
|
Number 54,000,601. Ferndock!
|
|
|
|
00:31:50.448 --> 00:31:52.951
|
|
- Want a cigarette?
|
|
- No, thank you.
|
|
|
|
00:31:54.244 --> 00:31:56.538
|
|
I'm trying to cut down myself.
|
|
|
|
00:32:13.721 --> 00:32:16.599
|
|
Adam, is this what happens when you die?
|
|
|
|
00:32:17.559 --> 00:32:19.811
|
|
This is what happens when you die.
|
|
|
|
00:32:19.894 --> 00:32:23.147
|
|
That is what happens when he dies.
|
|
And that is what happens when they die.
|
|
|
|
00:32:23.231 --> 00:32:26.276
|
|
It's all very personal.
|
|
I'll tell you something.
|
|
|
|
00:32:26.359 --> 00:32:30.530
|
|
If I knew then what I know now,
|
|
I wouldn't have had my little accident.
|
|
|
|
00:32:36.204 --> 00:32:38.123
|
|
Maitland. Party of two.
|
|
|
|
00:32:38.206 --> 00:32:40.792
|
|
Take the handbook
|
|
and go to the sixth door.
|
|
|
|
00:32:40.876 --> 00:32:43.044
|
|
Oh, we forgot our handbook.
|
|
|
|
00:32:47.382 --> 00:32:48.383
|
|
Come on.
|
|
|
|
00:32:54.222 --> 00:32:57.767
|
|
All new arrivals,
|
|
report to waiting room number eight.
|
|
|
|
00:33:00.270 --> 00:33:02.981
|
|
Flight 409 is arriving at gate three.
|
|
|
|
00:33:04.107 --> 00:33:06.651
|
|
How do I look?
|
|
There are no mirrors on this side.
|
|
|
|
00:33:06.735 --> 00:33:08.612
|
|
- You look fine.
|
|
- Fine.
|
|
|
|
00:33:09.070 --> 00:33:11.698
|
|
Thanks. I've been feeling a little flat.
|
|
|
|
00:33:16.369 --> 00:33:19.372
|
|
Will the Peterson party
|
|
report to door number nine.
|
|
|
|
00:33:20.916 --> 00:33:23.835
|
|
Peterson party, please report
|
|
to door number nine.
|
|
|
|
00:33:25.378 --> 00:33:28.508
|
|
All new arrivals,
|
|
report to waiting room number eight.
|
|
|
|
00:33:35.140 --> 00:33:37.643
|
|
125 years. I can't believe this.
|
|
|
|
00:33:38.352 --> 00:33:40.604
|
|
I can't believe they didn't tell us.
|
|
|
|
00:33:43.482 --> 00:33:45.484
|
|
Oh, Adam, what is this?
|
|
|
|
00:33:49.821 --> 00:33:52.074
|
|
That's the Lost Souls' Room.
|
|
|
|
00:33:52.741 --> 00:33:55.536
|
|
A room for ghosts
|
|
that have been exorcised.
|
|
|
|
00:33:56.662 --> 00:33:58.121
|
|
Poor devils.
|
|
|
|
00:33:58.330 --> 00:34:00.457
|
|
That's death for the dead.
|
|
|
|
00:34:01.667 --> 00:34:03.752
|
|
It's all in the handbook.
|
|
|
|
00:34:03.961 --> 00:34:05.420
|
|
Keep moving.
|
|
|
|
00:34:10.217 --> 00:34:11.385
|
|
Five.
|
|
|
|
00:34:12.970 --> 00:34:14.972
|
|
This is the sixth door.
|
|
|
|
00:34:21.855 --> 00:34:24.984
|
|
Boy, this place just gets weirder
|
|
and weirder.
|
|
|
|
00:34:36.078 --> 00:34:37.496
|
|
We're home!
|
|
|
|
00:34:38.455 --> 00:34:41.542
|
|
Look at this place! Everything's different.
|
|
|
|
00:34:43.419 --> 00:34:45.504
|
|
All our furniture's gone.
|
|
|
|
00:34:46.171 --> 00:34:48.799
|
|
How long do you suppose
|
|
we were waiting there?
|
|
|
|
00:34:48.883 --> 00:34:50.384
|
|
Three months.
|
|
|
|
00:34:51.552 --> 00:34:54.555
|
|
I'd almost given up on you.
|
|
I was about to leave.
|
|
|
|
00:34:54.638 --> 00:34:56.682
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I do have other clients.
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00:34:57.224 --> 00:34:59.810
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- Are you Juno, our caseworker?
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- Yes.
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00:34:59.894 --> 00:35:02.980
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I evaluate individual cases and determine...
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00:35:03.230 --> 00:35:06.358
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...if help is needed, deserved and available.
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00:35:06.567 --> 00:35:07.526
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Are you available?
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00:35:07.610 --> 00:35:08.652
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No.
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00:35:09.862 --> 00:35:12.408
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- What's wrong?
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- We're very unhappy.
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00:35:13.117 --> 00:35:15.536
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What did you expect? You're dead!
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00:35:15.620 --> 00:35:19.874
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We want to get rid of the people here.
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We worked hard on this house.
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00:35:19.957 --> 00:35:22.960
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We probably wouldn't mind sharing
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the house with people who were...
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00:35:23.044 --> 00:35:25.421
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- More like you used to be.
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- Yes.
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00:35:25.588 --> 00:35:27.215
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But these people!
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00:35:29.258 --> 00:35:31.260
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Things seem quiet here.
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00:35:32.386 --> 00:35:35.473
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You should thank God
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you didn't die in Italy.
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00:35:35.932 --> 00:35:37.350
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The Deetzes.
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00:35:37.516 --> 00:35:40.645
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- Have you been studying the manual?
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- We tried.
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00:35:41.604 --> 00:35:45.441
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The intermediate interface chapter
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on haunting says it all.
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00:35:45.608 --> 00:35:48.569
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Get them out yourselves! It's your house.
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00:35:49.737 --> 00:35:52.490
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Haunted houses aren't easy to come by.
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00:35:52.573 --> 00:35:54.992
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- We don't quite get it.
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- I heard.
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00:35:55.076 --> 00:35:56.911
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Tore your faces off.
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00:35:57.078 --> 00:36:01.207
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It's useless to pull off your heads
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in front of people who can't see you.
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00:36:01.290 --> 00:36:03.709
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- We should start simply?
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- Start simply.
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00:36:03.793 --> 00:36:06.714
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Do what you know.
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Use your talents. Practice.
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00:36:08.508 --> 00:36:12.303
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You should have been studying
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those lessons since day one.
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00:36:14.430 --> 00:36:16.015
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I've got to go.
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00:36:16.140 --> 00:36:18.643
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What about that guy in the flyer, Betel...
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00:36:19.936 --> 00:36:23.231
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Don't even say his name.
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You don't want his help.
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00:36:24.357 --> 00:36:25.275
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We might.
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00:36:25.358 --> 00:36:28.653
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No, you don't.
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He does not work well with others.
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00:36:30.196 --> 00:36:31.906
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What do you mean?
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00:36:36.077 --> 00:36:38.037
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I didn't want to bring it up.
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00:36:38.121 --> 00:36:42.083
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But rather than have you make
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another mistake, I'll tell you.
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00:36:43.293 --> 00:36:45.128
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He was my assistant.
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00:36:45.545 --> 00:36:48.715
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But he was a troublemaker.
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He went out on his own...
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00:36:48.798 --> 00:36:51.175
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...as a freelance bio-exorcist.
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00:36:52.176 --> 00:36:56.139
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Claimed he could get rid of the living.
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Got into more trouble.
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00:37:00.103 --> 00:37:03.857
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I believe he's been sleazing
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around your cemetery lately.
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00:37:05.817 --> 00:37:08.570
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The only way he can be brought back...
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00:37:08.737 --> 00:37:11.489
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...is by calling his name three times.
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00:37:12.490 --> 00:37:14.576
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But I strongly suggest...
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00:37:14.993 --> 00:37:17.829
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...that you remove the Deetzes yourselves.
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00:37:18.538 --> 00:37:19.915
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How do we contact you...
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00:37:19.998 --> 00:37:22.042
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...if we need you again?
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00:37:31.843 --> 00:37:34.554
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Oh, Adam, that guy's in our cemetery.
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00:37:35.263 --> 00:37:38.892
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She's right. We just keep this simple.
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We can do this.
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00:38:02.960 --> 00:38:04.795
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Hey, you, come here!
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00:38:05.587 --> 00:38:06.838
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Hungry?
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00:38:07.589 --> 00:38:09.675
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Come on. Hey, come here.
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00:38:10.926 --> 00:38:13.887
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I got something good for you.
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Come on over.
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00:38:13.971 --> 00:38:16.848
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We'll have a little bite, something to nosh.
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00:38:18.308 --> 00:38:20.143
|
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- Come here!
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- Help me!
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00:38:24.940 --> 00:38:29.236
|
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Maxie, haven't I always made you money?
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That's the only real question.
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00:38:29.319 --> 00:38:33.824
|
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Nobody made me money like you.
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You were a demon until your nerves went.
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00:38:34.241 --> 00:38:35.951
|
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It's just that...
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00:38:36.577 --> 00:38:39.913
|
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...Winter River, Connecticut is,
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if you'll forgive me, nowhere.
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00:38:39.997 --> 00:38:43.166
|
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Why would I want to invest that kind
|
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of money in an old building...
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00:38:43.250 --> 00:38:46.922
|
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...way the hell up there!
|
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- It's not a building. That's the beauty.
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00:38:47.006 --> 00:38:50.968
|
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The people don't know the value of their
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property. I can buy the whole town.
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00:38:51.051 --> 00:38:53.929
|
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Then we own a whole town
|
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in the middle of nowhere.
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00:38:54.388 --> 00:38:55.890
|
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Come and see.
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00:38:56.015 --> 00:38:57.683
|
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And bring Sarah.
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00:38:58.434 --> 00:39:02.104
|
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All right, Charles.
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It's just that I am kind of busy here.
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00:39:02.187 --> 00:39:03.731
|
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Just a minute.
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00:39:04.899 --> 00:39:08.152
|
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Listen. Enough of this talk
|
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about visiting, okay? I gotta go.
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00:39:08.235 --> 00:39:10.821
|
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You take it easy up there, big fellow.
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00:39:10.905 --> 00:39:13.073
|
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- Good-bye.
|
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- Max, wait, wait.
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00:39:18.037 --> 00:39:18.954
|
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Putz.
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00:39:39.602 --> 00:39:43.689
|
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Lydia, is Connecticut so boring?
|
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I had Maxie Dean on the phone.
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|
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00:39:43.981 --> 00:39:47.818
|
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Dad's found a way of making money
|
|
while I relax, so would you scram?
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00:39:49.779 --> 00:39:53.824
|
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Your mother will kill you when she sees
|
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you cut holes in her $300 sheets.
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|
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00:39:56.744 --> 00:40:00.248
|
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This is so corny. Is this what
|
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we've been reduced to? Sheets?
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00:40:00.331 --> 00:40:02.250
|
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Think of them as death shrouds.
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00:40:02.333 --> 00:40:04.877
|
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And the moaning is important.
|
|
Really moan!
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00:40:23.229 --> 00:40:25.731
|
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God, how can he stand that woman?
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00:40:32.321 --> 00:40:35.285
|
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Cut it out! I'm a child, for God's sakes.
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|
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00:40:43.835 --> 00:40:47.255
|
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- I feel so stupid.
|
|
- It's not stupid. We're ghosts!
|
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|
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00:40:47.839 --> 00:40:51.050
|
|
Do you want to spend the next 125 years
|
|
having breakfast with this woman?
|
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|
|
00:40:51.134 --> 00:40:52.594
|
|
Moan louder.
|
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|
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00:41:00.977 --> 00:41:02.270
|
|
Oh, God!
|
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|
|
00:41:10.320 --> 00:41:12.405
|
|
Sick. Sexual perversion.
|
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|
|
00:41:12.655 --> 00:41:15.825
|
|
Do that weird sexual stuff
|
|
in your own bedroom.
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00:41:22.040 --> 00:41:23.499
|
|
Ah, no feet.
|
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|
|
00:41:35.764 --> 00:41:38.475
|
|
Are you the guys hiding in the attic?
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|
|
00:41:38.558 --> 00:41:40.060
|
|
We're ghosts!
|
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|
|
00:41:41.561 --> 00:41:44.356
|
|
- What do you look like under there?
|
|
- Aren't you scared?
|
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|
|
00:41:44.439 --> 00:41:47.734
|
|
I'm not scared of sheets.
|
|
Are you gross under there?
|
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|
|
00:41:47.817 --> 00:41:50.445
|
|
Are you Night of the Living Dead
|
|
under there?
|
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|
|
00:41:50.528 --> 00:41:52.864
|
|
Like all bloody veins and pus?
|
|
|
|
00:41:52.948 --> 00:41:56.117
|
|
- "Night of the," what?
|
|
- "Living Dead." It's a movie.
|
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|
|
00:41:56.201 --> 00:41:59.329
|
|
If I had seen a ghost at your age,
|
|
I would have been scared out of my wits.
|
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|
|
00:41:59.412 --> 00:42:02.499
|
|
You're not gross.
|
|
Why are you wearing sheets?
|
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|
|
00:42:03.250 --> 00:42:04.876
|
|
We're practicing.
|
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|
|
00:42:04.960 --> 00:42:08.713
|
|
- You can see us without the sheets?
|
|
- Of course I can see you.
|
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|
|
00:42:08.797 --> 00:42:11.216
|
|
How can you see us and nobody else can?
|
|
|
|
00:42:12.551 --> 00:42:16.137
|
|
I read through that
|
|
Handbook for the Recently Deceased.
|
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|
|
00:42:16.221 --> 00:42:19.810
|
|
It says, "Live people ignore
|
|
the strange and unusual."
|
|
|
|
00:42:21.687 --> 00:42:24.106
|
|
I myself am strange and unusual.
|
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|
|
00:42:25.983 --> 00:42:27.651
|
|
You look normal.
|
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|
|
00:42:29.111 --> 00:42:31.154
|
|
- You read our book?
|
|
- Yes.
|
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|
|
00:42:31.405 --> 00:42:34.449
|
|
- You could follow it?
|
|
- Yes. Why were you in Delia's bedroom?
|
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|
|
00:42:34.533 --> 00:42:37.077
|
|
- Trying to scare your mother.
|
|
- Stepmother.
|
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|
|
00:42:37.244 --> 00:42:40.872
|
|
You can't scare her.
|
|
She's sleeping with Prince Valium.
|
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|
|
00:42:44.167 --> 00:42:45.586
|
|
You did this?
|
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|
|
00:42:45.669 --> 00:42:48.255
|
|
You carved these houses and things?
|
|
|
|
00:42:49.715 --> 00:42:52.092
|
|
And this used to be your house.
|
|
|
|
00:42:52.551 --> 00:42:54.761
|
|
Why do you want to scare everybody?
|
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|
|
00:42:54.845 --> 00:42:57.764
|
|
We wanted to frighten you
|
|
so you would move out.
|
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|
|
00:42:59.641 --> 00:43:01.685
|
|
You don't know the Deetzes.
|
|
|
|
00:43:01.768 --> 00:43:05.731
|
|
My father bought this place.
|
|
He never walks away from equity.
|
|
|
|
00:43:05.856 --> 00:43:09.610
|
|
- Why don't you leave?
|
|
- We haven't left since the funeral.
|
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|
|
00:43:10.903 --> 00:43:12.195
|
|
Funeral!
|
|
|
|
00:43:12.738 --> 00:43:15.117
|
|
God! You guys really are dead.
|
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|
|
00:43:17.953 --> 00:43:19.622
|
|
This is amazing.
|
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|
|
00:43:21.540 --> 00:43:23.083
|
|
- I better go.
|
|
- Wait.
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|
|
00:43:23.167 --> 00:43:27.755
|
|
- Don't tell your parents we're here.
|
|
- Unless it will frighten them away.
|
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|
|
00:43:27.880 --> 00:43:30.132
|
|
Tell them we are horrible...
|
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|
|
00:43:30.341 --> 00:43:32.635
|
|
...desperate, ghoulish creatures
|
|
who will stop at nothing...
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|
|
00:43:32.718 --> 00:43:34.803
|
|
...to get our house back.
|
|
|
|
00:43:37.097 --> 00:43:41.352
|
|
What if this is a dream? Can you do
|
|
any tricks to prove I'm not dreaming?
|
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|
|
00:43:45.981 --> 00:43:50.319
|
|
If you are real ghosts, you better get
|
|
another routine because those sheets...
|
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|
|
00:43:50.402 --> 00:43:52.196
|
|
...they don't work.
|
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|
|
00:44:01.747 --> 00:44:02.998
|
|
Ghosts.
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|
|
00:44:03.082 --> 00:44:05.626
|
|
You're telling me we have ghosts
|
|
in this house.
|
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|
|
00:44:05.709 --> 00:44:08.005
|
|
Those pictures are of ghosts.
|
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|
|
00:44:08.339 --> 00:44:09.590
|
|
Ghosts!
|
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|
|
00:44:10.216 --> 00:44:13.970
|
|
Lydia, I am giving a dinner party
|
|
tonight for seven people.
|
|
|
|
00:44:14.053 --> 00:44:17.598
|
|
My agent, Bernard, is bringing a woman
|
|
who writes for Art in America.
|
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|
|
00:44:17.682 --> 00:44:21.477
|
|
In fact, no one dining here
|
|
has not been in Vanity Fair except you.
|
|
|
|
00:44:22.103 --> 00:44:24.105
|
|
I told them you were too mean to be afraid.
|
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|
|
00:44:24.188 --> 00:44:26.232
|
|
Don't you dare speak to others about me!
|
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|
|
00:44:26.315 --> 00:44:30.403
|
|
Being embarrassed in front of the few
|
|
people who will set foot in here scares me.
|
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|
|
00:44:30.486 --> 00:44:32.863
|
|
So let's play family just for tonight.
|
|
|
|
00:44:38.661 --> 00:44:40.830
|
|
Lydia's trying, but they don't believe her.
|
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|
|
00:44:40.913 --> 00:44:42.623
|
|
She's got photos.
|
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|
|
00:44:43.332 --> 00:44:45.876
|
|
Adam, you have a photo of Bigfoot.
|
|
|
|
00:44:46.544 --> 00:44:49.463
|
|
My photo of Bigfoot is a different story.
|
|
|
|
00:44:49.797 --> 00:44:54.343
|
|
We've got to get some help. We've got
|
|
to contact Betelmeyer or something.
|
|
|
|
00:45:08.067 --> 00:45:09.235
|
|
Look.
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|
|
00:45:13.531 --> 00:45:15.408
|
|
It's him. Betelgeuse.
|
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|
|
00:45:17.535 --> 00:45:18.703
|
|
Betelgeuse.
|
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|
|
00:45:20.705 --> 00:45:22.707
|
|
Go ahead, Barbara, say it.
|
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|
|
00:45:23.833 --> 00:45:25.251
|
|
Betelgeuse!
|
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|
|
00:45:29.380 --> 00:45:30.924
|
|
What happened?
|
|
|
|
00:45:32.050 --> 00:45:34.219
|
|
I think we're in the model.
|
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|
|
00:45:37.680 --> 00:45:39.182
|
|
Look at that.
|
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|
|
00:46:02.374 --> 00:46:04.292
|
|
Where is he? What do we do?
|
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|
|
00:46:08.505 --> 00:46:10.257
|
|
Looks like we dig.
|
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|
|
00:46:40.787 --> 00:46:42.455
|
|
It's about time!
|
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|
|
00:46:50.924 --> 00:46:54.177
|
|
- I say we open it.
|
|
- Maybe we should knock first.
|
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|
|
00:47:12.112 --> 00:47:13.572
|
|
Adam. Babs.
|
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|
|
00:47:21.580 --> 00:47:25.876
|
|
You can pick 'em! Is this
|
|
a solid relationship? Do I have a shot?
|
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|
|
00:47:26.084 --> 00:47:29.087
|
|
- Excuse me.
|
|
- Sure. Am I overstepping my bounds?
|
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|
|
00:47:29.171 --> 00:47:33.634
|
|
It's beautiful! You picked me.
|
|
You didn't have to, but you picked me.
|
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|
|
00:47:33.884 --> 00:47:36.803
|
|
It makes me want to kiss you guys!
|
|
Come on, give me one.
|
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|
|
00:47:36.887 --> 00:47:38.639
|
|
I beg your pardon!
|
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|
|
00:47:38.972 --> 00:47:40.893
|
|
Let's get down to business.
|
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|
|
00:47:40.976 --> 00:47:43.729
|
|
I've got a card here somewhere.
|
|
Here. Who do I have to kill?
|
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|
|
00:47:43.812 --> 00:47:45.856
|
|
- Hold that for me.
|
|
- Whoa!
|
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|
|
00:47:47.107 --> 00:47:49.485
|
|
- There you go.
|
|
- You don't have to kill anybody!
|
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00:47:49.568 --> 00:47:54.323
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Possession! Learn to throw your voice.
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Fool your friends. Fun at parties.
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00:47:54.406 --> 00:47:57.826
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No. We just want to get some people
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out of our house.
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00:47:57.910 --> 00:48:02.081
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I understand. In order to do that,
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I'll have to get to know you.
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00:48:02.373 --> 00:48:05.000
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We've got to get closer.
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Move in with you for a while.
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00:48:05.084 --> 00:48:08.212
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Get to be real pals.
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You know what I'm saying?
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00:48:08.379 --> 00:48:10.297
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Save that guy for later.
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00:48:10.381 --> 00:48:12.675
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My wife and I have some questions.
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00:48:12.758 --> 00:48:14.760
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Sure, go ahead. Shoot.
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00:48:15.052 --> 00:48:17.096
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What are your qualifications?
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00:48:17.179 --> 00:48:21.100
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Well, I attended Juilliard. I'm a graduate
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of Harvard Business School.
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00:48:21.183 --> 00:48:24.728
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I travel extensively.
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I lived through the Black Plague.
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00:48:24.812 --> 00:48:27.690
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I've seen The Exorcist about 167 times...
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00:48:27.773 --> 00:48:31.235
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...and it keeps getting funnier
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every time I see it!
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00:48:31.610 --> 00:48:34.240
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Not to mention the fact
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that you're talking to a dead guy!
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00:48:34.323 --> 00:48:37.493
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Now what do you think?
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You think I'm qualified?
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00:48:38.578 --> 00:48:40.288
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Can you be scary?
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00:48:40.580 --> 00:48:43.916
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Oh! I know what you're asking me.
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Can I be scary?
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00:48:45.876 --> 00:48:48.004
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What do you think of this?
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00:48:48.421 --> 00:48:49.880
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You like it?
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00:48:50.965 --> 00:48:54.468
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- Will you excuse us, please?
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- Sure. Talk amongst yourselves.
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00:48:54.552 --> 00:48:57.722
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- Let's go.
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- I know, but he can be useful later.
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00:48:57.930 --> 00:49:00.933
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- We can work something ourselves.
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- Oh, yeah!
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00:49:01.976 --> 00:49:03.686
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- Excuse me!
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- What?
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00:49:03.811 --> 00:49:05.605
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We are leaving now.
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00:49:05.813 --> 00:49:07.315
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Don't go yet.
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00:49:07.982 --> 00:49:12.153
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Come on, we're simpatico.
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Look at us. We shop at the same store.
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00:49:12.987 --> 00:49:14.488
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Hey, hermano.
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00:49:14.989 --> 00:49:16.782
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Yeah, there you go.
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00:49:18.576 --> 00:49:20.661
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We're like peas in a pod.
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00:49:20.995 --> 00:49:25.249
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You want someone out of the house.
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I want to get someone out of your house.
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00:49:25.333 --> 00:49:28.671
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Look! You've been to Saturn.
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I've been to Saturn!
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00:49:29.005 --> 00:49:30.715
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Whoa. Sandworms.
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00:49:31.549 --> 00:49:34.427
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You hate 'em, right? I hate 'em myself.
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00:49:34.844 --> 00:49:38.514
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Kids, what do I have to do
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to strike a deal with you two?
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00:49:46.022 --> 00:49:48.942
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- Don't you hate it when that happens?
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- Let's go, Barbara!
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00:49:49.025 --> 00:49:52.320
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Come up for a while.
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We'll talk inside. Come on.
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00:49:52.487 --> 00:49:54.739
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- I'm not staying.
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- The place is a mess.
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00:49:54.822 --> 00:49:56.991
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We have to get out of here.
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00:49:57.492 --> 00:49:58.993
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Home! Home! Home!
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00:50:00.787 --> 00:50:02.205
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How did you do that?
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00:50:02.288 --> 00:50:04.207
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Hope you like Italian.
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00:50:04.582 --> 00:50:07.293
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Where'd you go? Hey, where'd you go?
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00:50:07.460 --> 00:50:09.963
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Hey! You've got to work with me here.
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00:50:10.046 --> 00:50:12.590
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I'm just trying to cut a deal.
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What do you want me to do?
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00:50:12.674 --> 00:50:14.217
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Where are you?
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00:50:14.509 --> 00:50:16.344
|
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You bunch of losers!
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00:50:17.095 --> 00:50:19.973
|
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You're working with a professional here!
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00:50:24.229 --> 00:50:26.022
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Nice fucking model!
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00:50:26.523 --> 00:50:28.942
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We can do this stuff on our own.
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00:50:29.192 --> 00:50:32.404
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Besides, I'm not exposing
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that little girl to that pervert.
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00:50:32.487 --> 00:50:35.490
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We did call him,
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and he seemed awfully pissed off.
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00:50:35.574 --> 00:50:40.453
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I don't care. I've changed my mind.
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We can scare them off ourselves... tonight.
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00:50:40.954 --> 00:50:42.539
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I have an idea.
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00:50:49.129 --> 00:50:52.048
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What you did with the place is wonderful.
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00:50:52.132 --> 00:50:53.675
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Not me. Them.
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00:50:55.218 --> 00:50:56.303
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So?
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00:51:01.308 --> 00:51:02.851
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You like them.
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00:51:03.393 --> 00:51:07.355
|
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I hope it wasn't yet another
|
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of your dreary suicide attempts.
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00:51:07.689 --> 00:51:10.483
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You know what they say about people
|
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who commit suicide?
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00:51:10.567 --> 00:51:13.530
|
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In the afterlife, they become civil servants.
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00:51:15.824 --> 00:51:18.785
|
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Otho, I didn't realize
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you were into the supernatural.
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00:51:18.869 --> 00:51:20.954
|
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Of course! You remember.
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00:51:21.079 --> 00:51:23.749
|
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After my stint with the Living Theater...
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00:51:23.832 --> 00:51:27.419
|
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...I was one of New York's
|
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leading paranormal researchers...
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00:51:27.502 --> 00:51:29.421
|
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...until the bottom dropped out in '72.
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00:51:29.504 --> 00:51:33.091
|
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Paranormal? Is that what
|
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they're calling your kind these days?
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00:51:33.508 --> 00:51:38.013
|
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Don't mind her. She's still upset that
|
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somebody dropped a house on her sister.
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00:51:41.224 --> 00:51:43.518
|
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Well, this looks really good.
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|
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00:51:45.187 --> 00:51:46.939
|
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I saw some ghosts.
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00:51:53.195 --> 00:51:56.782
|
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- It's a private joke Lydia and I share.
|
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- It's not a joke.
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|
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00:51:56.865 --> 00:52:01.203
|
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Yes, it is. Just today she tried
|
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to convince me this house is haunted.
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00:52:03.205 --> 00:52:05.499
|
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Kids! You know, I love them!
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|
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00:52:07.378 --> 00:52:10.089
|
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- Ghosts?
|
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- In designer sheets, no less.
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|
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00:52:11.131 --> 00:52:14.510
|
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I'd like to propose a toast
|
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to our intrepid friends...
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|
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00:52:14.593 --> 00:52:17.680
|
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...who braved the expressway
|
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and two dozen tollbooths to be with us.
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|
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00:52:17.763 --> 00:52:19.807
|
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May your buildings go condo.
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00:52:21.475 --> 00:52:24.019
|
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Lydia, favor us about your ghosts.
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00:52:24.436 --> 00:52:26.814
|
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No! I am sick of that subject.
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00:52:27.064 --> 00:52:28.816
|
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Delia, lighten up.
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00:52:29.400 --> 00:52:31.569
|
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I would rather talk about...
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00:52:46.959 --> 00:52:48.502
|
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That's cute, Delia.
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00:53:00.808 --> 00:53:02.893
|
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Otho, are you doing this?
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|
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00:54:30.567 --> 00:54:31.943
|
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We did it!
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00:54:33.570 --> 00:54:35.363
|
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Let's watch them scatter.
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|
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00:54:35.446 --> 00:54:39.117
|
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Any minute now they'll come
|
|
running out of that door screaming.
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|
|
00:54:42.370 --> 00:54:43.871
|
|
Any minute now.
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|
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00:54:51.089 --> 00:54:52.674
|
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It's me, Lydia.
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|
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00:54:56.052 --> 00:54:57.971
|
|
They want you to come downstairs.
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|
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00:54:58.054 --> 00:55:01.057
|
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Delia says you can wear
|
|
any sheets you want.
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|
|
00:55:02.058 --> 00:55:04.853
|
|
It was like being in an amusement park.
|
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|
|
00:55:05.228 --> 00:55:06.146
|
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Wham!
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|
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00:55:06.354 --> 00:55:10.066
|
|
- I didn't know I could do the calypso.
|
|
- Who has more fun than us?
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|
|
00:55:10.150 --> 00:55:12.861
|
|
We're dealing with Tracy and Hepburn.
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|
|
00:55:13.194 --> 00:55:16.781
|
|
A very sophisticated pair.
|
|
They even appear in sheets.
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|
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00:55:18.241 --> 00:55:21.453
|
|
Charles, why didn't you tell us
|
|
about this before?
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|
|
00:55:22.954 --> 00:55:27.667
|
|
We're not sure we want our secret out.
|
|
Everyone will want them for parties.
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|
|
00:55:27.751 --> 00:55:29.502
|
|
People will pay big money for this.
|
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|
|
00:55:29.586 --> 00:55:33.590
|
|
The Enquirer is offering $50,000
|
|
for proof of life after death.
|
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|
|
00:55:35.425 --> 00:55:38.428
|
|
This is it, Charles.
|
|
You can get Maxie Dean up here now.
|
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|
|
00:55:38.511 --> 00:55:41.600
|
|
- You think so?
|
|
- Sarah loves the supernatural.
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|
|
00:55:42.517 --> 00:55:44.728
|
|
She'll have him sprint up here
|
|
in his helicopter...
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|
|
00:55:44.811 --> 00:55:47.481
|
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...if you can produce ghosts for her.
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|
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00:55:50.984 --> 00:55:53.946
|
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I should remind you that I'm Delia's agent.
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|
|
00:55:54.029 --> 00:55:56.365
|
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I have lost money on her work for years.
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|
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00:55:56.448 --> 00:55:59.034
|
|
If anything happened here, I shall handle it.
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|
|
00:55:59.117 --> 00:56:01.453
|
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But not until I've seen real proof.
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|
|
00:56:01.536 --> 00:56:05.499
|
|
- What about this table?
|
|
- What do you call what just happened?
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|
|
00:56:05.791 --> 00:56:08.293
|
|
What money?
|
|
Don't you believe in my work?
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|
|
00:56:09.211 --> 00:56:10.712
|
|
Here's Lydia.
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|
|
00:56:11.338 --> 00:56:13.966
|
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- Well?
|
|
- They don't want to come down.
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|
|
00:56:21.765 --> 00:56:23.058
|
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Why not?
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|
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00:56:24.810 --> 00:56:28.939
|
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I think they were trying to scare you away,
|
|
and you didn't get scared.
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|
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00:56:29.022 --> 00:56:32.276
|
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They're dead.
|
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It's a little late to be neurotic.
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|
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00:56:36.282 --> 00:56:37.658
|
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All right.
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|
|
00:56:43.414 --> 00:56:46.417
|
|
This was not a hallucination.
|
|
This was real.
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|
|
00:56:47.751 --> 00:56:52.464
|
|
We all experienced a super-powerful
|
|
paranormal experience and it was real.
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|
|
00:56:53.173 --> 00:56:56.677
|
|
Delia, you are a flake.
|
|
You have always been a flake.
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|
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00:56:57.511 --> 00:57:01.599
|
|
If you insist on frightening people,
|
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do it with your sculpture.
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|
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00:57:02.766 --> 00:57:04.435
|
|
Drive carefully!
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|
|
00:57:04.518 --> 00:57:06.437
|
|
- I'm dead.
|
|
- Where do they hide?
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|
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00:57:06.520 --> 00:57:08.897
|
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- The attic.
|
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- The attic's locked.
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|
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00:57:09.732 --> 00:57:12.318
|
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They're ghosts.
|
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They can do what they want.
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|
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00:57:12.401 --> 00:57:15.571
|
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They do whatever they want.
|
|
Take us up there right now.
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|
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00:57:21.994 --> 00:57:25.164
|
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Fabulous! Otho Fenlock's
|
|
"Locked Door Ghosts!"
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|
|
00:57:25.414 --> 00:57:26.999
|
|
Probably committed suicide up there.
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|
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00:57:27.082 --> 00:57:29.170
|
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- I'm enchanted.
|
|
- In there?
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|
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00:57:29.420 --> 00:57:32.340
|
|
- They must live like animals.
|
|
- It's locked. How did they get in?
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|
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00:57:32.423 --> 00:57:35.509
|
|
Open this door, Dead People,
|
|
or we'll bust it down...
|
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|
|
00:57:35.593 --> 00:57:38.095
|
|
...and drag you out by the ropes
|
|
you hanged yourself with!
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|
|
00:57:38.179 --> 00:57:40.598
|
|
- They didn't commit suicide.
|
|
- It doesn't matter.
|
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|
|
00:57:40.681 --> 00:57:44.310
|
|
I can teach you something here.
|
|
Take the upper hand in all situations...
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|
|
00:57:44.393 --> 00:57:47.271
|
|
...or people, dead or alive,
|
|
will walk all over you.
|
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|
|
00:57:47.355 --> 00:57:48.648
|
|
Open up!
|
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|
|
00:58:00.993 --> 00:58:02.578
|
|
Where are they?
|
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|
|
00:58:02.745 --> 00:58:05.039
|
|
These ghosts are nice people.
|
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|
|
00:58:05.414 --> 00:58:09.085
|
|
I think we scared them away,
|
|
so let's leave them alone, all right?
|
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|
|
00:58:09.168 --> 00:58:11.254
|
|
It's the whole damn town.
|
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|
|
00:58:12.505 --> 00:58:15.007
|
|
I have never been so embarrassed.
|
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|
|
00:58:15.925 --> 00:58:17.843
|
|
Have they gone for good?
|
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|
|
00:58:24.143 --> 00:58:25.561
|
|
Dad, don't.
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|
|
00:58:25.895 --> 00:58:27.689
|
|
Mom, let's just go.
|
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|
|
00:58:40.410 --> 00:58:41.995
|
|
No ghosts here.
|
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|
|
00:58:44.789 --> 00:58:48.376
|
|
Come on! If they are in here,
|
|
I don't want to scare them away.
|
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|
|
00:58:50.253 --> 00:58:53.506
|
|
We're leaving now.
|
|
You can go about your business.
|
|
|
|
00:58:55.675 --> 00:58:58.511
|
|
- What are we doing?
|
|
- Quick, quick, quick.
|
|
|
|
00:59:05.768 --> 00:59:08.896
|
|
Oh, boy! You guys are really spooksters,
|
|
aren't you?
|
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|
|
00:59:09.897 --> 00:59:13.526
|
|
Now, let's turn on the juice
|
|
and see what shakes loose.
|
|
|
|
00:59:16.156 --> 00:59:19.951
|
|
Otho, get Maxie on the phone.
|
|
We've really got something here.
|
|
|
|
00:59:20.035 --> 00:59:24.080
|
|
We can turn this place into the world's
|
|
leading supernatural research center.
|
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|
|
00:59:24.164 --> 00:59:27.292
|
|
An amusement park. I'll do a presentation.
|
|
Lydia will bring the ghosts.
|
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|
|
00:59:27.375 --> 00:59:30.378
|
|
I can't bring the ghosts. They're not here.
|
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|
|
00:59:30.462 --> 00:59:34.174
|
|
- Otho, can't you do something?
|
|
- If I'm properly motivated.
|
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|
|
00:59:36.843 --> 00:59:39.596
|
|
What type of motivation do you require?
|
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|
|
00:59:39.679 --> 00:59:43.558
|
|
Why don't you leave them alone?
|
|
They didn't do anything to you.
|
|
|
|
01:00:31.024 --> 01:00:33.652
|
|
We've come for your daughter, Chuck.
|
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|
|
01:00:34.653 --> 01:00:36.029
|
|
Stop! Stop!
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|
|
01:00:47.874 --> 01:00:50.586
|
|
- Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse!
|
|
- Oh, no!
|
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01:00:52.629 --> 01:00:54.631
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Why are you doing this?
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01:00:56.300 --> 01:00:58.468
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Leave me alone, all of you!
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01:01:02.057 --> 01:01:06.979
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Great choice! We spend the next century
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hanging out a window or doing tricks.
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01:01:07.563 --> 01:01:10.274
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Maybe they'll leave now.
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That snake was a nasty customer.
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01:01:10.357 --> 01:01:12.484
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- He could've hurt somebody.
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- But he didn't.
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01:01:12.568 --> 01:01:15.029
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We've got them where we want them.
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01:01:19.116 --> 01:01:23.078
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You losers! How dare you interrupt
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a professional while he's working!
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01:01:23.162 --> 01:01:25.873
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I'm not fond of Charles,
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but you could've killed him.
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01:01:25.956 --> 01:01:29.126
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I'm just doing my job!
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I thought we had a deal.
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01:01:29.251 --> 01:01:31.337
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It's okay. You know why?
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01:01:31.795 --> 01:01:35.966
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I don't want to do business
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with you deadbeats anyway, thank you.
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01:01:36.383 --> 01:01:40.220
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The only one I think I can deal with
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is Edgar Allan Poe's daughter.
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01:01:40.304 --> 01:01:42.681
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- She understands me.
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- Leave her alone!
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01:01:55.154 --> 01:01:57.448
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Go ahead, make my millennium.
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01:02:04.997 --> 01:02:08.584
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I'm feeling a little anxious,
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if you know what I mean.
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01:02:09.043 --> 01:02:11.170
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It's been about 600 years.
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01:02:11.587 --> 01:02:14.674
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I wonder where an everyday Joe
|
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like myself...
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01:02:15.424 --> 01:02:17.510
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...can find a little action.
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01:02:34.527 --> 01:02:36.612
|
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Yeah. Here I come, baby.
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01:02:40.992 --> 01:02:42.743
|
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Hey, Adam, nice move!
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01:02:44.412 --> 01:02:46.956
|
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- Why did you build that?
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- I didn't.
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01:02:57.093 --> 01:02:59.429
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Will you guys shut up and leave me alone?
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01:02:59.512 --> 01:03:01.848
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I've got all this paperwork to do.
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01:03:04.142 --> 01:03:06.185
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You two, come in. Sit down.
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01:03:06.269 --> 01:03:08.354
|
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Get in here, both of you!
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01:03:11.983 --> 01:03:16.154
|
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The whorehouse was my idea.
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I want Betelgeuse out of the picture.
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01:03:17.280 --> 01:03:19.449
|
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You two have really screwed up.
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01:03:19.949 --> 01:03:22.952
|
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I heard you allowed yourselves
|
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to be photographed.
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01:03:23.036 --> 01:03:25.788
|
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You let Betelgeuse out
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and didn't put him back.
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01:03:25.872 --> 01:03:28.249
|
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And you let Otho take the handbook!
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|
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01:03:28.333 --> 01:03:29.500
|
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When?
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|
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01:03:30.793 --> 01:03:32.795
|
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Never trust the living!
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|
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01:03:33.379 --> 01:03:36.049
|
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We cannot have
|
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a routine haunting like yours...
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|
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01:03:36.132 --> 01:03:39.719
|
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...provide proof that there is existence
|
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beyond death.
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01:03:40.553 --> 01:03:42.891
|
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Coach, where's the men's room?
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|
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01:03:44.100 --> 01:03:46.603
|
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I'm not your coach. He survived.
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01:03:46.770 --> 01:03:48.855
|
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Let me get something straight.
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|
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01:03:48.939 --> 01:03:51.566
|
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- What's our curfew?
|
|
- Get out of here!
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01:03:52.567 --> 01:03:55.153
|
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Go on, get downstairs! Men's room!
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|
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01:03:55.737 --> 01:03:58.323
|
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Are you kidding? Can't you read signs?
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01:03:58.406 --> 01:04:00.200
|
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I'll be right back.
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01:04:12.462 --> 01:04:14.589
|
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Maybe this was a bad idea.
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|
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01:04:14.965 --> 01:04:16.883
|
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I didn't say anything.
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01:04:18.843 --> 01:04:21.763
|
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Who are we kidding?
|
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You've never had a bad idea.
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|
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01:04:21.846 --> 01:04:23.014
|
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Yeah?
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|
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01:04:25.767 --> 01:04:27.811
|
|
This could all work out.
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|
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01:04:29.479 --> 01:04:30.522
|
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Home.
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|
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01:04:34.025 --> 01:04:36.655
|
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I'm not sure this is the right environment
|
|
for Lydia.
|
|
|
|
01:04:36.738 --> 01:04:38.824
|
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- Snakes. Ghosts.
|
|
- Shrimp.
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|
|
01:04:40.409 --> 01:04:42.119
|
|
You family types.
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|
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01:04:42.411 --> 01:04:46.206
|
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You've got other things to worry about.
|
|
Maxie Dean is coming tonight.
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|
|
01:04:46.290 --> 01:04:49.793
|
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You have to sell these ghosts.
|
|
I can only do so much.
|
|
|
|
01:04:50.210 --> 01:04:53.463
|
|
What are you going to do?
|
|
Viciously rearrange their environment?
|
|
|
|
01:04:53.547 --> 01:04:57.718
|
|
I know as much about the supernatural
|
|
as I do about interior design.
|
|
|
|
01:05:05.601 --> 01:05:06.893
|
|
"I am...
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|
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01:05:07.311 --> 01:05:08.437
|
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"...alone.
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|
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01:05:18.989 --> 01:05:20.240
|
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"I am...
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|
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01:05:21.158 --> 01:05:22.701
|
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"...utterly...
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|
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01:05:22.951 --> 01:05:24.077
|
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"...alone.
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|
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01:05:25.621 --> 01:05:27.205
|
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"By the time...
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|
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01:05:29.001 --> 01:05:30.544
|
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"...you read this...
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|
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01:05:31.253 --> 01:05:32.755
|
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"...I will...
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|
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01:05:33.172 --> 01:05:34.423
|
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"...be gone...
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|
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01:05:36.008 --> 01:05:37.760
|
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"...having jumped...
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|
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01:05:40.054 --> 01:05:41.889
|
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"Having plummeted...
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|
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01:05:43.807 --> 01:05:44.934
|
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"...off...
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|
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01:05:45.726 --> 01:05:47.895
|
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"...the Winter River Bridge."
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|
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01:05:50.981 --> 01:05:53.150
|
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I don't care what it takes.
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|
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01:05:53.233 --> 01:05:55.861
|
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You get the Deetzes out of there now!
|
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|
|
01:05:57.196 --> 01:05:58.739
|
|
Wait a minute.
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|
|
01:06:00.824 --> 01:06:02.576
|
|
What are you going to do?
|
|
|
|
01:06:03.160 --> 01:06:04.703
|
|
To scare them.
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|
|
01:06:05.162 --> 01:06:08.248
|
|
I want to make sure
|
|
it's not some silly parlor trick.
|
|
|
|
01:06:08.874 --> 01:06:10.417
|
|
I'll go first.
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|
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01:06:32.650 --> 01:06:34.402
|
|
Not bad. Not bad.
|
|
|
|
01:06:35.820 --> 01:06:36.862
|
|
Now you.
|
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|
|
01:06:37.405 --> 01:06:38.739
|
|
Go ahead!
|
|
|
|
01:06:53.671 --> 01:06:55.256
|
|
You look great.
|
|
|
|
01:06:55.923 --> 01:07:00.094
|
|
Go clean house and don't forget
|
|
the photographs and the handbook.
|
|
|
|
01:07:08.936 --> 01:07:10.438
|
|
- Coach?
|
|
- What?
|
|
|
|
01:07:11.981 --> 01:07:14.317
|
|
I don't think we survived that crash.
|
|
|
|
01:07:14.400 --> 01:07:16.070
|
|
How did you guess?
|
|
|
|
01:07:19.699 --> 01:07:21.618
|
|
Mr. And Mrs. Maitland?
|
|
|
|
01:07:26.372 --> 01:07:27.582
|
|
Hello?
|
|
|
|
01:07:28.750 --> 01:07:30.543
|
|
- Where are you?
|
|
- Dead.
|
|
|
|
01:07:32.086 --> 01:07:33.921
|
|
Dead, dead, deadski.
|
|
|
|
01:07:35.590 --> 01:07:37.467
|
|
Of course they're dead. They're ghosts.
|
|
|
|
01:07:37.550 --> 01:07:41.554
|
|
No, I mean they're gone. Split.
|
|
Out of here. Afterlife kids.
|
|
|
|
01:07:42.096 --> 01:07:44.515
|
|
- Deceased.
|
|
- Are you a ghost, too?
|
|
|
|
01:07:46.559 --> 01:07:49.103
|
|
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
|
|
|
|
01:07:51.439 --> 01:07:54.233
|
|
You look like somebody I can relate to.
|
|
|
|
01:07:55.985 --> 01:07:58.863
|
|
Maybe you could help me get out of here.
|
|
|
|
01:07:59.322 --> 01:08:01.950
|
|
I gotta tell you, this death thing...
|
|
|
|
01:08:05.119 --> 01:08:06.537
|
|
It's creepy.
|
|
|
|
01:08:06.621 --> 01:08:08.375
|
|
Here's my problem.
|
|
|
|
01:08:08.792 --> 01:08:12.045
|
|
I've got friends on the outside
|
|
I said I'd meet.
|
|
|
|
01:08:12.462 --> 01:08:14.714
|
|
I have to be there in person.
|
|
|
|
01:08:14.798 --> 01:08:17.133
|
|
So could you help me get out of here?
|
|
|
|
01:08:18.260 --> 01:08:19.970
|
|
I want to get in.
|
|
|
|
01:08:20.971 --> 01:08:22.013
|
|
Why?
|
|
|
|
01:08:23.765 --> 01:08:27.560
|
|
You've probably got your reasons,
|
|
but I can't do anything from here.
|
|
|
|
01:08:27.644 --> 01:08:31.398
|
|
If you could get me out, over there,
|
|
maybe we could talk.
|
|
|
|
01:08:32.565 --> 01:08:36.069
|
|
But to do that you've got
|
|
to say my name three times.
|
|
|
|
01:08:36.152 --> 01:08:37.862
|
|
What's your name?
|
|
|
|
01:08:38.405 --> 01:08:40.115
|
|
I can't tell you.
|
|
|
|
01:08:40.657 --> 01:08:41.700
|
|
Why not?
|
|
|
|
01:08:42.242 --> 01:08:46.288
|
|
If I tell you, you'll tell your friends,
|
|
they'll call me all the time.
|
|
|
|
01:08:46.371 --> 01:08:50.458
|
|
I've got to go to shopping centers for
|
|
openings, sign autographs, that shit.
|
|
|
|
01:08:50.542 --> 01:08:53.628
|
|
It makes my life hell, okay? A living hell.
|
|
|
|
01:08:54.129 --> 01:08:58.049
|
|
But maybe if you have a pen...
|
|
I know! Do you play charades?
|
|
|
|
01:08:58.675 --> 01:09:00.135
|
|
- Yeah.
|
|
- Good.
|
|
|
|
01:09:00.677 --> 01:09:02.472
|
|
Here we go. Ready?
|
|
|
|
01:09:02.681 --> 01:09:04.057
|
|
Two words.
|
|
|
|
01:09:04.725 --> 01:09:05.934
|
|
Right!
|
|
|
|
01:09:07.477 --> 01:09:09.605
|
|
First word, two syllables.
|
|
|
|
01:09:10.314 --> 01:09:11.481
|
|
Look.
|
|
|
|
01:09:12.524 --> 01:09:13.984
|
|
Turn around.
|
|
|
|
01:09:15.694 --> 01:09:17.613
|
|
I don't know what your signal means.
|
|
|
|
01:09:17.696 --> 01:09:19.364
|
|
Look behind you!
|
|
|
|
01:09:20.073 --> 01:09:21.783
|
|
Hi. How are you?
|
|
|
|
01:09:22.242 --> 01:09:23.493
|
|
Beetle.
|
|
|
|
01:09:23.744 --> 01:09:25.495
|
|
Got it. Now, two.
|
|
|
|
01:09:28.707 --> 01:09:31.293
|
|
Breakfast? Orange? Orange beetle?
|
|
|
|
01:09:31.418 --> 01:09:32.919
|
|
Beetle fruit?
|
|
|
|
01:09:33.420 --> 01:09:35.130
|
|
Beetle breakfast?
|
|
|
|
01:09:36.173 --> 01:09:37.591
|
|
Beetle drink?
|
|
|
|
01:09:40.427 --> 01:09:41.929
|
|
Beetle juice?
|
|
|
|
01:09:42.054 --> 01:09:44.640
|
|
- That's it!
|
|
- Your name's Beetlejuice?
|
|
|
|
01:09:44.723 --> 01:09:48.143
|
|
You said it twice.
|
|
Just say it once more. Come on.
|
|
|
|
01:09:48.393 --> 01:09:50.938
|
|
It was you, wasn't it? The snake.
|
|
|
|
01:09:52.105 --> 01:09:55.069
|
|
You kids and your imagination!
|
|
Just say it!
|
|
|
|
01:09:56.195 --> 01:09:57.279
|
|
No.
|
|
|
|
01:09:59.073 --> 01:10:00.199
|
|
I want to talk to Barbara.
|
|
|
|
01:10:00.282 --> 01:10:03.452
|
|
You don't need to talk to Barbara!
|
|
Just say it!
|
|
|
|
01:10:07.456 --> 01:10:11.001
|
|
Adam, I can't go through with it.
|
|
I like that little girl.
|
|
|
|
01:10:11.085 --> 01:10:14.505
|
|
But it's too late.
|
|
We have to go through with this.
|
|
|
|
01:10:14.797 --> 01:10:17.132
|
|
No, we don't. Can't we rebel?
|
|
|
|
01:10:24.306 --> 01:10:26.350
|
|
I want to be with Lydia.
|
|
|
|
01:10:37.486 --> 01:10:39.405
|
|
Come on! Just say it!
|
|
|
|
01:10:41.615 --> 01:10:43.242
|
|
No, don't say it!
|
|
|
|
01:10:44.451 --> 01:10:45.703
|
|
Say it!
|
|
|
|
01:10:46.328 --> 01:10:49.083
|
|
It's okay. It's us. What's going on?
|
|
|
|
01:10:50.501 --> 01:10:51.794
|
|
Beetle...
|
|
|
|
01:10:52.295 --> 01:10:55.840
|
|
He said if I let him out he would
|
|
take me to the other side to find you.
|
|
|
|
01:10:55.923 --> 01:10:57.842
|
|
No, Lydia, we're dead.
|
|
|
|
01:11:00.386 --> 01:11:02.388
|
|
- I want to be dead, too.
|
|
- No!
|
|
|
|
01:11:11.022 --> 01:11:13.941
|
|
Being dead doesn't make things any easier.
|
|
|
|
01:11:14.025 --> 01:11:17.987
|
|
Listen to her on this.
|
|
This is something we know a lot about.
|
|
|
|
01:11:19.030 --> 01:11:21.782
|
|
And you can visit us anytime you want.
|
|
|
|
01:11:23.409 --> 01:11:27.204
|
|
I have a feeling things are going
|
|
to be better from now on.
|
|
|
|
01:11:28.164 --> 01:11:30.249
|
|
What do you mean, better?
|
|
|
|
01:11:30.458 --> 01:11:34.587
|
|
We've decided we're going to invite
|
|
you and your family to stay.
|
|
|
|
01:11:35.713 --> 01:11:37.173
|
|
That's right.
|
|
|
|
01:11:42.639 --> 01:11:45.975
|
|
- Can't we bring Maxie up here?
|
|
- You've got a stake in this, too.
|
|
|
|
01:11:46.059 --> 01:11:50.772
|
|
This is a presentation. It requires
|
|
a sense of occasion, a sense of style.
|
|
|
|
01:11:50.855 --> 01:11:53.483
|
|
- It's big. How will we get it out?
|
|
- It's sectional.
|
|
|
|
01:11:53.566 --> 01:11:55.401
|
|
- Wait, there are plugs.
|
|
- Careful!
|
|
|
|
01:11:55.485 --> 01:11:56.819
|
|
Okay, go.
|
|
|
|
01:11:58.655 --> 01:12:01.783
|
|
- What's going on?
|
|
- I don't know. I'll find out.
|
|
|
|
01:12:01.866 --> 01:12:03.284
|
|
Be careful.
|
|
|
|
01:12:04.661 --> 01:12:07.121
|
|
We've got Ed Cornwell
|
|
to head the wax museum...
|
|
|
|
01:12:07.205 --> 01:12:11.292
|
|
...dedicated to 50 great moments
|
|
of the paranormal in Thanksgiving Park.
|
|
|
|
01:12:11.376 --> 01:12:13.252
|
|
You must remember Ed.
|
|
|
|
01:12:14.212 --> 01:12:17.966
|
|
He's the genius who gave us
|
|
the talking Marcel Marceau statue.
|
|
|
|
01:12:19.676 --> 01:12:23.262
|
|
And D-Con is on its knees
|
|
to sponsor the insect zoo...
|
|
|
|
01:12:24.472 --> 01:12:26.766
|
|
...in the old hardware store.
|
|
|
|
01:12:27.141 --> 01:12:28.559
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We can't lose!
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01:12:34.816 --> 01:12:39.239
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Lydia, you decided to join us.
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I just finished the initial presentation.
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01:12:39.322 --> 01:12:41.866
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Now it's time to have a stretch...
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01:12:42.367 --> 01:12:45.704
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...and to invite our friends
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to meet your friends.
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01:12:46.371 --> 01:12:48.123
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Are they here yet?
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01:12:48.456 --> 01:12:51.251
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Charles, we're here to see some ghosts.
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01:12:53.336 --> 01:12:55.505
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They're not here... anymore.
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01:12:59.926 --> 01:13:02.387
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Every time she says that, the paint peels...
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01:13:02.470 --> 01:13:05.473
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...and some wild creature tries to kill us.
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01:13:07.017 --> 01:13:09.269
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But we have pictures, Lydia.
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01:13:09.436 --> 01:13:12.439
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Really. They said they'd come back
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and we could all live here...
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01:13:12.522 --> 01:13:16.693
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...if you agreed not to tease them
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or make them do stupid tricks.
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01:13:17.694 --> 01:13:20.113
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She has a tendency to overreact.
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01:13:20.614 --> 01:13:24.075
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Don't worry, we're not relying on her.
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We have Otho.
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01:13:27.370 --> 01:13:30.667
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- Are they still here?
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- Otho, are they still here?
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01:13:30.876 --> 01:13:34.004
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They're still here. They're just hiding out.
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01:13:34.713 --> 01:13:37.299
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They probably feel guilty
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about what they did to me.
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01:13:37.382 --> 01:13:39.301
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They're sorry they didn't kill you.
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01:13:39.384 --> 01:13:41.428
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I just want to see them.
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01:13:43.889 --> 01:13:45.432
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Otho, can you do it?
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01:13:45.557 --> 01:13:48.685
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- It'll be tricky, but I think I can handle it.
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- No!
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01:13:53.607 --> 01:13:57.069
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What am I worried about?
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You can't even change a tire.
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01:13:59.988 --> 01:14:02.741
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I'll be needing
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something personal of theirs.
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01:14:02.824 --> 01:14:04.993
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You'll have to go to the Goodwill.
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01:14:07.913 --> 01:14:09.289
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Excuse me.
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01:14:21.762 --> 01:14:23.597
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The wedding clothes.
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01:14:25.265 --> 01:14:26.642
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The words:
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01:14:34.942 --> 01:14:36.610
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"Hands vermilion
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01:14:37.069 --> 01:14:38.612
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"Start of five
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01:14:39.488 --> 01:14:40.948
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"Bright cotillion
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01:14:42.032 --> 01:14:43.534
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"Raven's dive
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01:14:44.493 --> 01:14:46.120
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"Nightshade's promise
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01:14:46.870 --> 01:14:48.455
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"Spirits strive
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01:14:49.623 --> 01:14:52.626
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"To the living,
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let now the dead come alive"
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01:15:07.766 --> 01:15:09.059
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Barbara?
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01:15:11.312 --> 01:15:13.564
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"As sudden thunder pierces night
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01:15:14.857 --> 01:15:17.153
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"As magic wonder mad affright
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01:15:17.695 --> 01:15:19.947
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"Rives asunder man's delight
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01:15:21.449 --> 01:15:23.367
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"Our ghost, our corpse
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01:15:24.493 --> 01:15:26.287
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"And we rise to be"
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01:15:36.464 --> 01:15:37.506
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Help!
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01:15:45.931 --> 01:15:47.224
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Stop it!
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01:15:49.977 --> 01:15:51.812
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"As flies the lizard
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01:15:51.937 --> 01:15:53.189
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"Serpent fell
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01:15:53.648 --> 01:15:55.650
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"As goblin vizard at the spell
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01:15:57.109 --> 01:15:59.904
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"The buried, dead and slain rise again"
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01:16:47.120 --> 01:16:49.205
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What's happening to them?
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01:16:50.498 --> 01:16:51.749
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I don't know.
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01:16:53.334 --> 01:16:54.877
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They're dying!
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01:16:54.961 --> 01:16:57.672
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They're already dead.
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They can't feel a thing.
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01:16:58.548 --> 01:17:01.634
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- That's not true! Look at them!
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- That's enough.
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01:17:01.718 --> 01:17:03.430
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Can we stop this?
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01:17:05.473 --> 01:17:08.059
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It's too late, Charles. I'm sorry.
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01:17:15.984 --> 01:17:18.528
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Where are you? Help them, please.
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01:17:22.657 --> 01:17:25.952
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Sure, I can help them.
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But you've got to help me.
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01:17:26.036 --> 01:17:28.997
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- What?
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- I'm what you call an illegal alien.
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01:17:29.122 --> 01:17:32.792
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I want out for good.
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To do that, I've gotta get married.
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01:17:34.711 --> 01:17:38.798
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These aren't my rules. Come to think of it,
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I don't have any rules.
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01:17:39.674 --> 01:17:40.967
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Come on.
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01:17:41.676 --> 01:17:44.721
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Think of it as a marriage of inconvenience.
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We both get something.
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01:17:44.804 --> 01:17:48.808
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I get out. You get the most
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eligible bachelor since Valentino.
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01:17:49.100 --> 01:17:51.645
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- We're even.
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- Okay, just help them.
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01:17:54.939 --> 01:17:56.109
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Sure.
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01:18:06.620 --> 01:18:08.080
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Beetlejuice.
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01:18:16.463 --> 01:18:18.048
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It's show time.
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01:18:35.691 --> 01:18:37.609
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Attention, K-Mart shoppers:
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01:18:48.747 --> 01:18:53.210
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I'm back. I feel real good about myself.
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You know what I mean? So...
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01:18:53.544 --> 01:18:55.379
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...without further delay...
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01:18:56.797 --> 01:18:58.757
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...welcome to Winter River!
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01:18:58.841 --> 01:19:00.884
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Museum of Natural Greed!
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01:19:01.135 --> 01:19:03.304
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A monument to the bored businessman.
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01:19:03.387 --> 01:19:07.141
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Come a little closer.
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Step right up! Test your strength.
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01:19:29.330 --> 01:19:30.706
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Thank you.
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01:19:30.831 --> 01:19:32.541
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Thank you! Whew!
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01:19:33.917 --> 01:19:37.546
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That is why I won't do
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two shows a night anymore, babe.
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01:19:38.005 --> 01:19:39.590
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I won't do 'em.
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01:19:39.715 --> 01:19:42.678
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Well, what have we got here tonight, kids?
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01:19:45.640 --> 01:19:47.683
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We've got the Maitlands.
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01:19:47.933 --> 01:19:50.853
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I think they've had enough exercise
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for tonight.
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01:19:57.860 --> 01:20:00.946
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Not so fast, Round Boy.
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We're gonna have some laughs.
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01:20:21.425 --> 01:20:22.760
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Mom, Dad:
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01:20:25.888 --> 01:20:28.766
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I just want you two to know
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you're welcome in our house...
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01:20:28.849 --> 01:20:31.143
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...anytime you want to come over.
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01:20:31.227 --> 01:20:34.105
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In the meantime, the dowry's on me, Dad.
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01:20:38.403 --> 01:20:42.907
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The Maitlands are taken care of.
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Everything seems to be back to normal.
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01:20:47.996 --> 01:20:49.330
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Shall we?
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01:20:59.716 --> 01:21:02.093
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Called the caterer. He's got a great band.
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01:21:02.176 --> 01:21:04.971
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We're gonna need witnesses. Would you?
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01:21:55.398 --> 01:21:57.609
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Let's get on with the ceremony.
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01:21:57.692 --> 01:21:59.277
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Do you, Betel...
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01:22:00.862 --> 01:22:04.366
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- Nobody says the "B" word.
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- Do you take this woman...
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01:22:05.033 --> 01:22:07.160
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...to be your wedded wife?
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01:22:08.036 --> 01:22:10.622
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I don't know. It's a big decision.
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01:22:10.705 --> 01:22:14.584
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I always said if I ever did it,
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I was gonna do it only once.
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01:22:15.543 --> 01:22:16.962
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Sure. Go ahead.
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01:22:17.045 --> 01:22:19.589
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And do you, Lydia, take this man...
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01:22:20.256 --> 01:22:21.716
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No! Betel...
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01:22:23.470 --> 01:22:27.057
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She's a little nervous.
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Maybe I should answer for her.
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01:22:27.224 --> 01:22:29.142
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I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind.
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01:22:29.226 --> 01:22:31.770
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The man next to me is the one I want.
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You asked me.
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01:22:31.853 --> 01:22:34.856
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I'm answering.
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Yes, I love that man of mine.
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01:22:35.524 --> 01:22:36.566
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Come on.
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01:22:40.570 --> 01:22:41.863
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Come on.
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01:22:43.073 --> 01:22:44.449
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Betelgeu...
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01:22:50.080 --> 01:22:51.290
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Scram!
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01:22:53.125 --> 01:22:54.418
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Come on!
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01:22:56.086 --> 01:22:57.421
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Hey, guy.
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01:23:00.590 --> 01:23:03.010
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May we continue with the ceremony?
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01:23:05.721 --> 01:23:07.639
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- Then by...
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- Betelgeuse.
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01:23:17.609 --> 01:23:18.861
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Strike!
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01:23:22.114 --> 01:23:23.532
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Let's roll!
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01:23:23.782 --> 01:23:26.410
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Then by the authority vested in me...
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01:23:27.077 --> 01:23:29.705
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- The ring, please.
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- The ring! Oh, no!
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01:23:37.755 --> 01:23:39.548
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I've got it, honey.
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01:23:55.606 --> 01:23:57.691
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Here it is. Here you go.
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01:23:58.317 --> 01:24:01.236
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She meant nothing to me. Nothing at all!
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01:24:07.701 --> 01:24:09.997
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- I now pronounce you...
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- Yeah, come on.
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01:24:11.874 --> 01:24:13.209
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Man and...
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01:25:12.645 --> 01:25:15.189
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- What time is it?
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- It's about 3:30.
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01:25:16.524 --> 01:25:18.359
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Give or take a year.
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01:25:24.949 --> 01:25:26.117
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Well?
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01:25:27.368 --> 01:25:28.453
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Did you get the paints?
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01:25:28.536 --> 01:25:32.040
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Yes. And I took pictures
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of the new town hall for you, too.
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01:25:32.123 --> 01:25:34.042
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How was the science test?
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01:25:34.125 --> 01:25:37.211
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It was gross.
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They wanted me to dissect a frog.
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01:25:37.295 --> 01:25:40.715
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I told them "no way." I said it was
|
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against my religion. I got a "C."
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01:25:40.798 --> 01:25:42.550
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And the math test?
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01:25:44.218 --> 01:25:48.514
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You're kidding me? We spent
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the whole week studying for that test.
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01:25:48.848 --> 01:25:50.350
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I got an "A."
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01:25:50.600 --> 01:25:51.976
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So, can I?
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01:25:52.644 --> 01:25:55.647
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I don't know.
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Got a "C" on the science test.
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01:25:57.442 --> 01:26:00.362
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Don't tease her.
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You never got on "A" in science...
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01:26:05.075 --> 01:26:06.368
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Come on.
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01:26:08.036 --> 01:26:09.287
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Well...
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01:26:10.330 --> 01:26:11.790
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...I suppose.
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01:26:28.390 --> 01:26:30.475
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This reads like stereo instructions.
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01:26:30.558 --> 01:26:33.269
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Sounds like Lydia got an "A"
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on the math test.
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01:26:35.563 --> 01:26:37.023
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He likes it.
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01:27:17.733 --> 01:27:20.068
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Sorry. Didn't see you sitting there.
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01:27:21.987 --> 01:27:23.196
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Women.
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01:27:24.239 --> 01:27:26.742
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I don't know what her problem is.
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01:27:27.534 --> 01:27:28.952
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Normally, chicks...
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01:27:43.594 --> 01:27:45.554
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Pardon me. Did you do that?
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01:27:45.638 --> 01:27:47.014
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Nice work.
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01:27:47.222 --> 01:27:49.308
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How do you get them so small?
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01:27:49.391 --> 01:27:51.352
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There goes Elvis! Yo, King!
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01:27:54.146 --> 01:27:56.273
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Well, looks like I'm next.
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01:27:58.317 --> 01:28:02.946
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Good thing. I've got to do a photo shoot
|
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for G.Q. In an hour and a half.
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01:28:03.947 --> 01:28:07.826
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They've been after me for months.
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Some kind of underwear deal.
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01:28:09.495 --> 01:28:12.414
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What are you doing? Stop it.
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You're messing up my hair.
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01:28:12.498 --> 01:28:14.583
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Come on! Whoa! Stop it!
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01:28:18.170 --> 01:28:20.547
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This might be a good look for me.
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