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 		{%- endif %}
 
 		<div class="sidebar--rules">
-			<h3 class="sidebar--rules-head mt-4 mb-3">Rules</h3>
-			<ol class="sidebar--rules-list sidebar--rules-list--rdrama">
+			<p>Drama: any incident, scene, gaffe, rumor, opinion, or disagreement that is blown entirely out of proportion.</p>
+
+			<p><strong>Do your part to keep our community healthy by blowing everything out of proportion and making literally everything as dramatic as possible.</strong></p>
+
+			<p>rdrama.net caters to drama in all forms such as: <strong>Real life, videos, photos, gossip, rumors, news sites, Reddit, and Beyond™</strong>. There isn't drama we won't touch, and we want it all.</p>
+
+			<h3>What we want:</h3>
+			<ul>
+				<li>Arguments.</li>
+				<li>Gossip.</li>
+				<li>Scandals.</li>
+				<li>Lolcows.</li>
+				<li>Assholes.</li>
+				<li>Trainwrecks.</li>
+				<li>Meltdowns.</li>
+				<li>Dramatic news articles.</li>
+				<li>Dramatic rumours (with context).</li>
+				<li>Dramatic everything from <strong>anywhere</strong></li>
+			</ul>
+
+			<h3>A couple things to remember:</h3>
+			<ul>
 				<li class="font-weight-bold" style="color: red"><a href="/post/19711/a-short-guide-on-how-to" style="color: inherit">NO RIGHTWING AGENDAPOSTING.</a></li>
 				<li>Don't post anything illegal.</li>
-				<li>No sexualizing minors.</li>
 				<li>No doxing.</li>
 				<li>Using alts to game dramacoin will get you banned.</li>
 				<li>Supporting free speech is an immediate ban.</li>
@@ -67,7 +86,42 @@
 				<li class="font-weight-bold">Absolutely NO misgendering.</li>
 				<li class="font-weight-bold">Absolutely NO antisemitism.</li>
 				<li class="font-weight-bold">Absolutely NO vaccine misinformation.</li>
-			</ol>
+				<li>You are encouraged to post drama you are involved in.</li>
+				<li>This is a mod playground.</li>
+				<li>Participation implies enthusiastic consent to being mod abused by unstable alcoholic bullies.</li>
+			</ul>
+
+			<h3>Related subreddits:</h3>
+			<ul>
+				<li><a href="https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama">/r/SubredditDrama</a><br></li>
+				<li><a href="https://old.reddit.com/r/HobbyDrama">/r/HobbyDrama</a><br></li>
+				<li><a href="https://old.reddit.com/r/internetdrama">/r/internetdrama</a><br></li>
+				<li><a href="https://old.reddit.com/r/youtubedrama">/r/youtubedrama</a><br></li>
+				<li><a href="https://old.reddit.com/r/facebookdrama">/r/facebookdrama</a><br></li>
+				<li><a href="https://old.reddit.com/r/BanVideoGames">/r/BanVideoGames</a><br></li>
+				<li><a href="https://old.reddit.com/r/LoveForLandlords">/r/LoveForLandlords</a><br></li>
+				<li><a href="https://old.reddit.com/r/LoveForAnimesexuals">/r/LoveForAnimesexuals</a><br></li>
+				<li><a href="https://old.reddit.com/r/LoveForScalpers">/r/LoveForScalpers</a><br></li>
+				<li><a href="https://old.reddit.com/r/MelvinCapitalLove">/r/MelvinCapitalLove</a><br></li>
+				<li><a href="https://old.reddit.com/r/banime">/r/banime</a><br></li>
+				<li><a href="https://old.reddit.com/r/LoveForAmazon">/r/LoveForAmazon</a><br></li>
+				<li><a href="https://old.reddit.com/r/LoveForDronePilots">/r/LoveForDronePilots</a><br></li>
+			</ul>
+
+			<h3>Off-site drama whoring websites:</h3>
+			<ul>
+				<li><a href="https://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com">ONTD</a></li>
+				<li><a href="https://radaronline.com">Radar Online</a></li>
+				<li><a href="https://tmz.com">TMZ</a></li>
+				<li><a href="https://encyclopediadramatica.online">Encyclopedia Dramatica</a></li>
+				<li><a href="https://4chan.org">4Chan</a></li>
+				<li><a href="https://twitter.com">Twitter</a></li>
+				<li><a href="https://8kun.top">8Chan</a></li>
+				<li><a href="https://kiwifarms.net">Kiwifarms</a></li>
+				<li><a href="https://lolcow.farm/">Lolcow.farm</a></li>
+				<li><a href="https://lmgtfy.com/?q=local+news+website">Your local shitty news website</a></li>
+			</ul>
+
 			<p class="font-italic text-small">This is an entertainment comedy website. Any and all posts and comments are parody with no basis in reality.</p>
 			<p style="color: hotpink">𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐩 𝐰𝐨𝐳 𝐞𝐫𝐞</p>
 		</div>