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-- Data for Name: hat_defs; Type: TABLE DATA; Schema: public; Owner: -
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (716, 'Baked Beans Bucket Hat', 'This neighbor is wearing beans!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663647585);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1104, 'Neurohelmet', 'Saddle up, Mechwarrior!', 2, 500, NULL, 1669751799);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1002, 'Hearty Hands', 'I dont think hands should do that...', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084251);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1003, 'Dragged', 'HELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084272);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (718, 'Literally Me', 'Sving music, jazz? PTOOEY!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663801724);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (719, 'The Matrix', 'The Matrix is an allegory of the transgender experience that you and everyone else got suckered into watching', 2, 1000, NULL, 1663836639);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (720, 'The Matrix Resurrections', 'Wachowski moment', 2, 1000, NULL, 1663836967);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (721, 'Booba2', 'TFW you see Canadian trans teacher with huge knockers', 2, 1000, NULL, 1663861867);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (722, 'Darth Vader Helmet', 'Cool-looking guy from Star Tre', 2, 500, NULL, 1663892277);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (725, 'New Years Glasses', 'Happy New Year!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663892467);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (726, 'Operator', 'This classical variables has been quantized and is now a Hermitian operator on a Hillbert space.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663893198);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (990, 'Grass', 'Ass and cash also accepted.', 2, 500, NULL, 1666508354);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1, 'Ushanka', 'The People''s Hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1004, 'Gimme Hands', 'Give me coin, or give me balls', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084296);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1006, 'Rainbow Dash', 'OMG RAINBOW DASH FROM MLP!?', 2, 500, NULL, 1667168572);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (736, 'Marsey Slime Hat', 'Let this cute little slime marsey climb on your crusty head.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664085993);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (728, 'Kanohi Akaku (Kopaka)', 'Toa of Ice. The obligatory lone wolf character. You''re Lego Sasuke.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969562);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (729, 'Kanohi Kaukau (Gali)', 'Toa of Water. Lmao, you picked the girl one!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969637);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (730, 'Kanohi Miru (Lewa)', 'Toa of Air. You''re the funny one of the group, or maybe you just know that the axe was the coolest weapon.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969803);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (731, 'Kanohi Kakama (Pohatu)', 'Toa of Stone. You''re everybody''s pal and just want the team to stick together. Why is your element separate from Earth? It''s anybody''s guess!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969919);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (732, 'Kanohi Avohkii (Takanuva)', 'Toa of Light. Well aren''t you just a special snowflake? Fuckin'' think you''re the Chosen One over here or something.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663970033);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (733, 'Kanohi Ignika', 'The Mask of Life. Matoro died for you, and you''re using your life to shitpost about trans people?', 2, 500, NULL, 1663970127);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (734, 'Kanohi Pakari (Onua)', 'Toa of Earth. The wisdom of the group, but wisdom is useless if you don''t share it. Why is your element separate from Stone? Answer me that, wise guy!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663970191);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (735, 'The Yakub', 'Proof that science has, in fact, gone too far', 2, 500, NULL, 1664054894);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (737, 'Duel Wielding', 'Oh shit you''re packing? My bad carry on', 2, 500, NULL, 1664088304);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (3, 'Cat Ears I', 'Mew :3', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (738, 'Godots Visor', '"An A-press is an A-press, you can''t say it''s only half." - TJ "Henry" Yoshi', 2, 500, NULL, 1664189703);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (741, 'Eazy-E Hat', 'BIPOCs wtih Attitude', 2, 500, NULL, 1664339102);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (743, 'Face Hugger', 'This thing bled acid! Who knows what it''s gonna'' do when it''s dead!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664402395);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (740, 'Sleepy', '...Please... ...Let me sleep... ...A little more... ...Please...', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664285288);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (744, 'Webbed', 'It isn''t cum on your face this time-Happy Halloween', 2, 500, NULL, 1664415784);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (745, 'The Jason', 'Slash away those filthy campers jason-Happy Halloween', 2, 500, NULL, 1664415825);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (746, 'Sawwed', 'Ouch you need an Advil?-Happy Halloween', 2, 500, NULL, 1664415857);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (749, 'Stacked', 'Now you''re cute and delicious.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595845);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (752, 'Gas Mask', 'When the nukes hit you''re first prepared!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595913);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (747, 'Football Helmet', 'For those who want CTE', 2, 500, NULL, 1664589824);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (748, 'Anti-Foid', 'Down with the Necromatriarchy!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664590716);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (755, 'Ski-mask EYES', 'When 2 eyes isn''t enough have 6!-smokey', 2, 500, NULL, 1664600641);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (757, 'Beanie baby tag', 'Now you''re a plush, into the jar with you-parx5', 2, 500, NULL, 1664602656);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (758, 'Target', 'Bullseye!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664604233);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (760, 'Foxy Grandpa', 'Goddamn you are one foxy grandpa-SalaciousWombat', 2, 500, NULL, 1664633035);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (764, 'Generic Religious Figurehead', 'Good morning', 2, 500, NULL, 1664640654);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (762, 'Cthulhu Mask', 'I would kiss that cutie.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664638109);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (763, 'Top Hat (pentagram)', 'mages vs matriarchy headgear', 2, 500, NULL, 1664638170);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (770, 'Shroom head', 'You really went so long without a shower mushrooms grew?', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658333);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (771, 'Escoffion', 'Look dark... AND STYLISH!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658375);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (772, 'Attifet', 'You''re a European woman in the 1600s??', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658421);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (774, 'French Fries', 'Now your salty and tasty!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658675);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (775, 'Condiment Top', 'Now you can squirt out tasty condiments!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658867);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (767, 'bleh', 'froggy go “bleh”', 2, 500, NULL, 1664646019);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (768, 'PLAYER 1', 'you only have 2 lives left oop', 2, 500, NULL, 1664646508);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (783, 'A Beautiful Mind', 'Or a euphemism for schizophrenia', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664825990);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (784, 'Yolo swag 420 rekt', 'Also known as the epilepsy inducer', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664826603);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (782, 'Fatass minecrap streamer mask', 'I suck his dick / for hours at a time / stare at his nutsack / while I hold back my cum tonite', 2, 500, NULL, 1664768706);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (777, 'Fat and Stinky Visor', 'Why would you put those pins on a visor?!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664683498);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (778, 'Coke Jail', 'You drank pepsi, to coke jail with you.-CocaColaMan', 2, 500, NULL, 1664727469);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (779, 'nemean lion hood', 'Like a true roman, wear a lion!-gudi', 2, 500, NULL, 1664728578);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (780, 'Winged Hussar', 'To battle with wings on your head!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664731432);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (786, 'Ricks hair', 'Wubba lubba dub dub', 2, 500, NULL, 1664930047);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (781, 'BTC', 'Only wear this if you''re worth billions.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664750970);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (803, 'BERSERKER HELM', 'BERSERKER HELM', 2, 500, NULL, 1665088512);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (790, 'LGBTUSSR Officer Hat 2', 'Be fascist and GAYYY!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664994701);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (793, 'Pornhub', 'We all know why you bought this...', 2, 500, NULL, 1664995981);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (795, 'Ass Eater', 'Good announcement, now show us eating yours.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664996448);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (796, 'Pinhead Mask', 'Your mask is a bit... small.-Happy Halloween!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664997385);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (801, 'Ramen', 'Eatin'' ramen, watchin'' ramen, bein'' ramen', 2, 500, NULL, 1665000479);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (804, 'TF2 Stacked', 'Why wear one hat when you can wear 3!-momomo', 2, 500, NULL, 1665102373);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (806, 'Lotus', 'Now you look and smell pretty like a lotus!-sarah', 2, 500, NULL, 1665103737);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (797, 'Happy Halloween', '🦇 a spooopy title for you 🎃', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998497);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (798, 'BOO', '👻 floating little baby ghosties …… BOO!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998569);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (799, 'Boobies', 'sorry no, not those kind of boobies', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998710);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (800, 'Peekaboo', 'this little guy will watch over you, just remember to feed him!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998845);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1103, 'The MacArthur', 'Fuck you Truman you fucking communist', 2, 500, NULL, 1669320357);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (723, 'Hohol', 'Мій предок :)', 2, 500, NULL, 1663892328);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (982, 'Pochita', 'Friendly chainsaw devil hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1666467185);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1136, 'Sonichu', 'Go! Sonichu! Go out and zap to the extreme!', 2, 500, NULL, 1673117074);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (750, 'Cave Man', 'UNGA BUNGA UNGA BUNGA OOO OOO', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595865);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (753, 'Doom Guy', 'RIP AND TEAR', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595933);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (991, 'Clocked', 'No hun don''t worry you totally pass', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666508772);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1139, 'Lunar New Year', '新年快乐!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1673554101);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (974, 'Kitsune Mask I', 'Some weeb furry shit idfk', 2, 500, NULL, 1666459502);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (807, 'The Capy', 'You''re the chosen one! No one can hurt you!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665104052);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1007, 'Red Halloween Mask', 'Worth a month’s rent, or just being a Top 10 Gigavaxxer or Zigger during Homoween 2022.', 2, 0, NULL, 1667274742);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1000, 'BADASS DAD', 'A hat for the BADASS dads!', 2, 500, NULL, 1667083950);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1005, 'The BIRD', 'FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, ANDDDDDD FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084316);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1140, 'Yiff In Hell', 'Translation: "I''m really desperate for social acceptance."', 2, 500, NULL, 1674463260);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1141, 'NCR Ranger Helmet', '"Patrolling the rdrama almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"', 2, 500, NULL, 1675539483);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1144, 'Venom', '"We, are Venom"', 2, 500, NULL, 1675890800);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1146, 'Cum2', 'For the sexy people that need cummed on!! Smoother Cum', 2, 1000, NULL, 1676691570);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1145, 'Cum', 'For the sexy people that need cummed on!!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1676690971);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (965, 'FDJ', '"Jetzt bin ich ein Freier Deutsche Jugendfunktionär"', 2, 500, NULL, 1665686729);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (969, 'Elite Pedo Sniper', 'The shemagh gives you +10 accuracy', 2, 500, NULL, 1665817338);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (933, 'Rascal', 'See this person 3 times and they have to give you something-Minecraft MV22', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434625);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (966, 'Noble 6 helmet', 'Alive in a cave in Azod, Reach,', 2, 500, NULL, 1665691416);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (967, 'Punished Snake', 'What are we, some kind of "metal gear V The Phantom Pain?"', 2, 500, NULL, 1665704742);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (912, 'EldenRing', 'Finally the elden lord!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665355539);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (918, 'Bell pepper (green)', 'Why would you choose the WORST bell pepper??', 2, 500, NULL, 1665417034);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (919, 'Bell pepper (yellow)', 'Not the worst bell pepper, not the best. Perfectly balanced.', 2, 500, NULL, 1665417061);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (920, 'corvo attano mask', 'Time to get stealthy', 2, 500, NULL, 1665422211);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (924, 'Duel Wielding 2', 'Duel Wielding in style!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665428048);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (925, 'USA', 'Show off your America pride!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665428183);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (926, 'TV', 'Look ma''! Im on the tele!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665428714);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (92, 'Top Hat (black)', 'Traditional. Classy. Elegant.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (927, 'Wizard', 'You''re a wizard harry!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665429019);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (928, 'astolfo 1', 'Anime weeb lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1665433824);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (930, 'Afonso 3', 'ATGs cunt bf', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434079);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (931, 'Nose', 'That''s one big SNIFFER', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434351);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (932, 'Sniffer', 'Awaken this ancient dinosaur and put it on your head!-Minecraft MV22', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434600);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (934, 'Tuff Golem', 'Let this little guy show off how cool you are-Minecraft MV22', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434655);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (935, 'Proud Virgin', 'You should be proud to be a virgin!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665535261);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (939, 'Xanax bar', 'When you''re down or sad take a xannex!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665536735);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (940, 'Walter white', 'COOK WITH ME JESSIE', 2, 500, NULL, 1665536970);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (943, 'Tawhid Finger I', 'Praise the one above', 2, 500, NULL, 1665539751);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (944, 'Tawhid Finger II', 'This is for you lord!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665539936);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (946, 'I love STIMS', 'Gotta love stimulants!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665605747);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (947, 'Red Ducky', 'You gotta love this cute hat!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665607061);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (948, 'Imperial Japan', 'BE PART OF IMPERIAL ARMY NOW', 2, 500, NULL, 1665609099);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (952, 'Italian Sin', 'ITALIANS ATTACK', 2, 500, NULL, 1665615049);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (954, 'Bowl', 'GET OUT OF THE BOWL', 2, 500, NULL, 1665615343);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (955, 'Gambler', 'PLAY THIS MAN IN BLACK JACK NOW', 2, 500, NULL, 1665615565);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (890, 'Starfall', 'What a stary night!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665340169);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (888, 'Balloons I', '99 luftballons', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665339993);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (889, 'Balloons II', 'Upular (LOOK THIS SONG UP IT IS SO GOOD)', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665340023);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (963, 'Buried', 'You''re buried in sand?! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?', 2, 500, NULL, 1665616459);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (968, 'Bloody Tusks', '🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘', 2, 500, NULL, 1665728710);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (923, 'Bartman', 'Have a cow idfc', 2, 500, NULL, 1665425863);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (980, 'Homoween 2022', 'HAPPY HOMOWEEN 2022, COCKTOBER 31ST BABY 🎉', 2, 0, NULL, 1666466571);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (970, 'CCCP', 'Reserved for communists, patriots and comrades of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.', 2, 500, NULL, 1666408651);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (978, 'Glitch 2', 'OOOooo that don''t look good. Better go get that fixed.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666462293);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (979, 'Evil Eye', 'The eternal eye has opened', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666462388);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (971, 'DOOT DOOT', 'thank you for the hat mr skeltal', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666458989);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (976, 'Bloody Eyes', 'Eldritch headgear', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666462111);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (977, 'Glitch 1', 'Stop punching the monitor, Kyle', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666462267);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (714, 'Captain Falcon', 'The chad that every smash player wanted to imitate, if only his moveset included a shower.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663474615);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (715, 'Inspector Gadget', '"Go go Gadget Brown Bricks!"', 2, 500, NULL, 1663477536);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (724, 'Spartan Helmet', 'THIS IS SPARTA!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663892367);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (983, 'MLP Tiara', 'A tiara for everypony!', 2, 500, NULL, 1666468737);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (998, 'The Miracle of Birth', 'Relive your birthday!', 2, 500, NULL, 1666908681);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (751, 'Butter', 'Southern-fried and full of love.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595886);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (754, 'Crusader helmet', 'RETAKE THE HOLY LAND!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595954);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (996, 'Kerfus', 'Nie wkładaj kutasa do elementów ruchomych maszyny.', 2, 500, NULL, 1666733127);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (766, 'book', 'i can read! heheh', 2, 500, NULL, 1664645746);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (997, 'Spermitarian', '2 lil troopers!', 2, 500, NULL, 1666742226);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (787, 'Turban', 'Turban with Bindi Dot (Namaste)', 2, 500, NULL, 1664980060);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (788, 'LGBTUSSR Officer Hat', 'Rule with an iron fist... And use that iron fist for more than ruling ;)', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664994148);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (993, 'Autumn Leaves', 'we call it fall becoz leaf fall down p:', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666729982);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (808, 'The Capy 2', 'The drippiest and pimpiest capybara out there.', 2, 500, NULL, 1665104484);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1001, 'Uzi', '*Italian noises*', 2, 500, NULL, 1667083976);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1010, 'WallStreetBets', 'stonks', 2, 1000, NULL, 1667402952);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (676, 'Kepi', 'Army cap for those unlucky enough to be French', 2, 500, NULL, 1663303083);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (678, 'Turkroach', 'Come on Carp this one''s hilarious. It''s semi transparent to clarify', 2, 500, NULL, 1663305640);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (679, 'Judge Dredd', 'THIS USER IS THE LAW', 2, 500, NULL, 1663309533);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (680, 'Hat Stack', 'You are as presumptuous as you are poor and Irish. Challenge not the majesty of my tower of hats.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663310312);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (809, 'Neon cat', 'Nya~ Nya for the neon cat!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665107083);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (813, 'Oni mask 1', 'A scary demonic spirit from japan!? Fucking weeb', 2, 500, NULL, 1665187283);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (814, 'Oni mask 2', 'Time to get funky, Japanese style.', 2, 500, NULL, 1665187310);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (684, 'cans dot wav', 'I am your host, the man they call Ghost.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663378616);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (685, 'The Lawlz II', 'Ben 10 aficionado and connoisseur.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663400628);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (815, 'Top Hat (WPD)', 'A trans-dimensional crossover hat from rDrama’s much cooler big brother', 2, 500, NULL, 1665188158);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (686, 'Pingas', 'Snooping as usual, I see!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663400760);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (687, 'Robbie Rotten', 'Number one hairstyle!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663400876);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (23, 'Cowboy I', 'Make him wish he could quit you', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (688, 'Stephanie', 'I am not a creep. It was the third image result when I googled "Robbie Rotten hair png"', 2, 500, NULL, 1663400979);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (816, 'Impaled', 'Guess you''re not a vampire.', 2, 500, NULL, 1665188791);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (689, 'Sportacus', 'Official mascot of /h/fatpeoplehate', 2, 500, NULL, 1663401163);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (681, 'Avatar State', 'But when the world needed him most, the Dramatar vanished', 2, 500, NULL, 1663357705);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (682, 'Vampire Mask', 'Totally a current member of House Vampire', 2, 500, NULL, 1663368597);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (817, 'Cyborg', 'Hey do you know the terminator?', 2, 500, NULL, 1665188940);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (818, 'Jarhead', 'What every elden lord needs... A JAR', 2, 500, NULL, 1665189072);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (822, 'Spyglass', 'LAND HOEE', 2, 500, NULL, 1665189991);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (824, 'Hokage', 'You''re finally the HOKAGE!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665190384);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (825, 'Squash', 'Goofy ahh squash on your zombie head.', 2, 500, NULL, 1665190923);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (827, 'Dragon', 'The official hat for @RagnarDanneskjold! Vote Rangar for jannie 2022!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665197323);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (829, 'Femboy', 'Aww what a cute girl! ... Why does "she" have a dick', 2, 500, NULL, 1665255610);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (831, 'On fire', 'HOLY SHIT DUDE YOU''RE ON FIRE.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665259064);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (832, 'Flowing Petals', 'You look so cute as the petals fall.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665259202);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (833, 'Butterflies', 'You give me butterflies...', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665259809);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (834, 'Third Eyes', 'OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665259830);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (176, 'Maskmaxxer', 'Why aren''t there two? Are you trying to kill us?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (178, 'Media Executive', 'despite making up just 2% of the population,', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (182, 'Badass Fighter Ace', ' Top Gun™ Maverick® Now Showing In Theaters!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (198, 'Whirly Tard Hat II', 'Propeller go brrrrrrrrrr', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (199, 'Family Man Free Hat', 'It''s a good show!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (201, 'Vexillaurius Helmet', 'Degenerates like you belong on rDrama', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (311, 'The Lucas Roberts', '#DropKiwiFarms #MandatoryHRTForAllKids', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (329, 'Behind Bars', 'Uh oh, someone forgot to say In Minecraft', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (221, 'Wolf Ears I', 'OwO what''s this?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (272, 'Harry Potter', 'General in the Mages vs. Matriarchy war', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (277, 'Cool Wine Aunt', 'It''s pruno, don''t pretend you''re fancy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (284, 'The Gary Plauche', 'We can''t expect God to do all the work', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (226, 'Gay Saudi Headpiece', 'Saudis are all homosexuals and they use this to hide the cum in their receding hairlines', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (227, 'Snekshat', 'Snek Shat Hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (228, 'Pride Hat I', 'We''re here, we''re queer, get used to it!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (229, 'Marsey Ears', '@Dramarama''s first hat and it is PERFECT', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (230, 'Halo II', 'Daddy''s lil angel 😈', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (231, 'Egg', 'Uh oh, someone''s got egg on his/her/their/xer/spiderself''s face', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (232, 'Donut', 'You ever try fucking a donut?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (233, 'Player One', 'Mom says it''s my turn!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (234, 'Okapi', 'Big throbbing okapi cock 🤤', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (235, 'Emo Hair I', '''''Rawr'''' means ''''I love you'''' in Dinosaur :3', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (236, 'Ram Horns', 'Not quite sure what a ram is tbh but here are its horns. Like is it a boy sheep? A goat? Some animal of its own? Who knows!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (237, 'Bunny Ears', 'BUNNY!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (238, 'Pinhead', 'Dirty Dan''s best friend', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (239, 'Mojo Jojo', 'I once knew a Mexican dude named Nick who pronounced Mojo Jojo as mohohoho', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (240, 'Backstabbed', 'I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Rodh-- ack!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (241, 'The Garry_Chess', 'I AM A DOCTOR I AM IMPORTANT HURRDURR', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (242, 'Aussie Hat', 'Gday, cunt', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (243, 'Night Cap', 'Imagine putting a fucking :marseytom: hat on before bed lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (244, 'Anime I', 'YIKES! CRINGE!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (245, 'The Brianna Laundrie', 'RIP Brianna and RIP r/FriendsOfBrian', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (246, 'Lains Bear Kigurumi', 'And you don''t seem to understand / A shame, you seemed an honest man', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (248, 'Furfag Pride', 'We`re here, we fuck animals get used to it.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (249, 'why', 'BOOHOO NIGGA', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (250, 'Grass Toucher', 'Makes you immune to being told to touch grass', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (251, 'Napoleon', 'Liberté, ordre public', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (252, 'Average rDrama Hat Designer', 'USE THE FUCKING TEMPLATE', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (253, 'Phrygian Cap', 'Liberté, égalité, fraternité', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (254, 'Three Lil Marseys', 'It''s three Marseys. They''re little. What more do you want from me here?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (255, 'KN95 Mask', 'We are all in this together. If you are serious about flattening the curve, you will wear this.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (256, 'Confusion', '????????????????????????????', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (257, 'Umbreon Ears', 'For legal reasons, we cannot actually call these Umbreon Ears. Please refer to them as something else.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (260, 'Carphead', 'A legally viable excuse to have Carp on top of you in public', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (261, 'Journoid Scum', 'The wearer of this hat was coming right for you, I saw it. The shooting was purely self-defense.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (262, 'Delicious Feet', 'feet > bussy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (344, 'Slava Ukraini', 'Slava Ukraini!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (345, 'Gigachad Mask', 'Average rDrama user', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (346, 'Pumpkin Remains', 'A gory pumpkin scalp', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (347, 'Peek-A-Boo Marsey', 'AAAAHHH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GETITOFF AAAAAAHHHHHHH', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (348, 'Hazmat Suit', 'Standard-issue PPE for wading through the cesspit that is rDrama', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (349, 'Cat Ears (wiggly)', 'MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (350, 'Marionette Strings', 'Dance, puppet, dance', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (351, 'PaRappa Beanie', 'This is technically a furry item fyi', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (353, 'Double Ds (hat)', 'double deez nuts lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (354, 'SNIFFED', 'Extremely uncomfortable for almost everyone involved', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (356, 'Santa Hat I', 'Frozen Frozen Frozen (like ho ho ho get it), merry Fistmas!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (357, 'Scumbag Steve', '>comes to your gay poz mixer >wears a rubber', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (358, 'Umbrella Hat', 'Covered in dirty yellow and white streaks', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (359, 'Ridin With Biden', 'You ridin''?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (360, 'NFT', 'Right clicking is STRICTLY prohibited', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (361, 'The Bog', 'Will you take the call?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (362, 'Googly Eyes', 'My eyes are up here', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (363, 'Kanohi Hau', 'A description was not provided but google says it''s a Bionicle thing. I think those are like Legos. Mysterious Lego mask oooooooh', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (364, 'The Yugi', 'Children''s card game world champ', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (365, 'Maid Cap', 'CLEAN IT UP MAID 🤣 FOR A RESPECTABLE WAGE 🤣🤣🤣', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (366, 'BLACKED', 'You were built for BBC', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (368, 'Wonder Tiara', '(Lynda Carter''s version, of course)', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (369, 'Fisherman Hat', 'The text is completely indecipherable at this scale. I have no idea if that makes it worthless or adds to the joke.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (370, 'Crosshair', 'You deserve this.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (371, 'DONT CARE DIDNT ASK YOUR WHITE', 'DONT CARE + DIDNT ASK + YOUR WHITE', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (372, 'Dragonborn', 'Dragon Shout: FEED/AND/SEED', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (373, 'Sun Hat III', 'So many sun hats to choose from, so little sun.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (374, 'Anglerfish', 'It''s not Snoo''s scalp. Stop asking that.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (375, 'Nun Headpiece', 'Bandeau and veil, coif not included', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (376, 'Colovian Fur Helm', 'NOT for n''wahs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (377, 'Booze Cruise', 'Drunk driver rights are human rights', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (378, 'Son of the Mask Mask', 'Don''t ya just LOVE Homoween?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (379, 'Bananahead', 'This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (626, 'Pedo Sniper', 'Ready, aim...', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (381, 'Panty Raid (pink)', 'Are ya feeling it now Mr. Krabs?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (382, 'Panty Raid (red)', 'Are ya feeling it now Mr. Krabs?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (383, 'Panty Raid (white)', 'Are ya feeling it now Mr. Krabs?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (384, 'Head Crab', 'It''s a crab. For your head.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (386, 'Curts New Hat', 'Have you *seen* it?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (387, 'Gray Cowl of Nocturnal', 'Capital!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (388, 'Tricorne', 'This hat is for TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOTS only', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (404, 'Knight Helmet', 'kNIGht 🤗', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1132, 'USDA inspector', 'they''re still a glowie, despite the unthreatening appearance. don''t let them inspect your food.', 2, 500, NULL, 1672455409);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (892, 'sailor moon peek', 'Really?', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665340406);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (352, 'John Deere Hat', 'She (male) thinks my tractor''s sexy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (355, 'Chef Hat', 'Cloudflare just bent the knee and I''m nauseated and don''t feel like writing descriptions for hats sorry', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (392, 'Chris-Chan', 'Hat to the extreme!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (393, 'Bunny Buttons', 'Byo requested this one but I''m honestly not even sure what it is', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (394, 'ROFLcopter', 'Lollerskates', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (395, 'Whirly Tard Hat (animated)', 'This one spins omg', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (412, 'The Klenny', '🤣👍', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (422, 'Booba', 'O_O', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (409, 'AI Core', 'Thought this said AL Core for a minute like Al gore but no it''s ai like the robot thing and apparently it''s from a vidya so here we go description done 🤌', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (424, 'Pearl Clutcher', 'REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (462, 'Rasta Hat', 'Jah bless', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1133, 'Singapore Flag', 'Ranked the world''s most expensive city to live in 8 times in the past decade', 2, 1000, NULL, 1672773592);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1134, 'Hot headed', 'Damn you need to cool down bro.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1672981389);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1135, 'Qanon', 'wiggawigga fellow PATRIOT!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1673112507);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (416, 'Monopoly Hat', 'Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200 coin.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (895, 'Target practice', 'KEEP SHOOTING TILL THE BEAST IS DEAD', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341399);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (896, 'Cheers', 'HOORAY! All hail the special one!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341566);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (897, 'Patrick Lick', 'You taste sweet', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341627);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (898, 'Make It Rain', 'It is raining.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341752);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (899, 'Wise mystical tree', 'Things about get wise and freaky', 2, 500, NULL, 1665342497);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (398, 'The Catman', 'This counts as a fursuit', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (401, 'Current Thing (oppose)', 'Denazify Ukraine!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (402, 'T-34 Tank', 'For denazification purposes', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (403, 'Weatherman', 'Glad I could help', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (405, 'Israeli Friend Pins', 'If any man shall adore the beast and his image, and receive his character in his forehead, or in his hand.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (407, 'Top Hat (black glitter)', 'Be careful not to rub this against anything', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (410, 'Retro Snapchat Thot', 'Heckin good pupperino', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (411, 'The Goatse', 'Open wide!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (418, 'Bass Pro', 'Of course I cum fast, I got fish to catch!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (420, '2070s Hat', 'State-enforced homosexuality. Teaching JavaScript to refugees. The flyest headwear. Bring on the Paradigm Shift.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (413, 'Retro Brimstone', 'Look man if you''re gonna submit old vidya imagery as hats I need to know what it IS so I can write descriptions', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (423, 'Dramautist Jar Project', 'Wh-what''s going on? Why am I in here?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (417, 'Monopoly Thimble', 'Just the right size for your dick huh', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (425, 'Girlboss', '#GASLIGHT #GATEKEEP #GIRLBOSS', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (426, 'Gold Badge', 'You did so well. You deserve yourself.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (427, 'Silver Badge', 'First loser', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (428, 'Green Badge', 'Winner of the 20XX Farmers Choice Award', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (429, 'Red Badge', 'The red badge of bussy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (431, 'Blue Badgr', 'I blue myself', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (433, 'R2D2', '[unintelligible whirring and beeping]', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (434, 'Gay Fawkes Mask', 'Buy curtains, Buy a dog. We are legging. Accept us.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (437, 'Cigar', 'Sometimes s cigar is just a cigar. Not this time, though. This is clearly about craving dick in your mouth.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (438, 'Conquistador', 'Sorry, but the human sacrifice stops NOW.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (439, 'Pumpkin', 'Spowoky Owoky Puwumpykin', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (440, 'Jester Hat (Mardi Gras)', 'YOU Tuesday', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (441, 'Jester Hat (red and blue)', 'Jingle jingle', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (442, 'Jester Hat (blue and purple)', 'Hand wash only', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (443, 'The Ricardo Milos', '✨Iconic✨', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (444, 'The Awoo', 'This is (not) Cirno', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (445, 'Krusty Krew', 'KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA. IS THE PIZZA. FOR YOU AND ME.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (446, 'Sutton Woo Helmet', 'What a neat helmet. Why would someone leave it lying on the ground?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (447, 'Cosmonaut Helmet', 'Yuri Gagarsey, hero of the Soviet Union!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (448, 'The Pizzashill', 'WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (449, 'Handmaids Bonnet', 'Wear this to protest the ban on infanticide', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (451, 'Influencer', 'Sweet, faceless validation', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (453, 'Top Hat (fancy)', 'Shallow and pedantic, if you ask me. It insists upon itself', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (454, 'Jaguar Warrior', 'The human sacrifices will continue until morale improves', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (455, 'Marsey Brainhat', 'Just two brainlets, hanging out', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (456, 'Black Crown', 'Black crowns matter', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (458, 'Mario Raccoon', 'BING BING RACCOON', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (459, 'Eggscellent Hat', '🥚 lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (367, 'Burning Flames Team Captain', 'Yeah I''m hot shit, could you tell?', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (460, 'Edelgard Hair', 'Please report anyone with this hat to @carpathianflorist for weeb eradication', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (380, 'Witch (Wizard) Hat', 'STOP ASKING WHY I DON''T USE MAGIC TO CHANGE MY GENDER', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (385, 'Magician Hat', 'It''s not just animated so we can charge more for it. Really!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (389, 'BIG MAD', 'Positively seething', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (390, 'Nervous Sweating', 'oshit >mfw', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (391, 'Sparkles', '✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (461, 'Gothic Lolita', 'Dark and brooding. Not very brooding, actually. But dark.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (463, 'Sheep Horns', 'For the horniest of sheep', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (464, 'Luffy Hat', 'Stretchy pirate weebshit guy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (465, 'Thin Film Interference Hat', 'Like that movie with the time machine car', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (466, 'BANNED stamp', 'One time at banned stamp I', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (467, 'Minecraft', 'It is impossible to fedpost with this hat on', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (468, 'Brimless Yankee', 'The finest team of juicers money can buy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (469, 'The Kiwi', 'Wearing this constitutes a hate crime in most developed countries', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (470, 'The Mathematician', 'Special delivery from Mr. Kac- Mr. Kaz- Mr. Kazimspy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (471, 'Frog Hat', 'It has a cute frog on it', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (472, 'Moriya Frog Hat', 'Big googly eye froge hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (903, 'Haunted', 'Spooky ghosts follow!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665347450);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (901, 'Wombat', 'Multipurpose head wombat', 2, 500, NULL, 1665347408);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (904, 'RIP BOZO', 'Rest in piss faggot', 2, 500, NULL, 1665348882);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (905, 'The Poo', '💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩', 2, 500, NULL, 1665349075);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (910, 'Rocket League', 'Time for car FOOTBALL!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665355493);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (906, 'Lantern head', 'Light your path in inconvenient ways!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665349271);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (900, 'Trapped', '😔😔😔', 2, 500, NULL, 1665343188);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (907, 'Venus Flytrap', 'You''re a bug to this plant!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665350150);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (908, 'Psychedelic', 'Trippy and Pretty!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665350405);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (909, 'Nicholas Cage Vore', 'Face/off', 2, 500, NULL, 1665350658);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (916, 'Blood Rain', 'Mmmmm.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665356178);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (915, 'Top Hat (double rainbow)', 'Double the rainbow double the pride', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665356065);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (473, 'Warning Tape', 'This user is a walking red flag', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (474, 'The Merchant', 'What did he mean by this? 🤔', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (475, 'Stickbug', 'Lookit this lil fella go', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (476, 'Cos Bucket Hat', 'Bitch ima cow', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (477, 'Strawberry Hat', '🍓🍓🍓', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (478, 'Froge Beret', 'On Wednesdays we wear frogs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (480, 'Knitted Hat (blue)', 'Plush. Warm. Ugly. But enough about your mom.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (481, 'Ladies Ornate Hat (black)', 'Elegant!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (482, 'Cowgirl (male)', 'Rootin tootin foid-shootin', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (483, 'Naughty Newsboy', 'Missing. Last seen at ground zero of your local monkeypox outbreak. If found, do NOT touch.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (485, 'This Is Fine', 'Situation normal.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (486, 'Emo Hair II', 'SO CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (487, 'Emo Hair III', 'I write sins not tragedies', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (488, 'Emo Hair IV', 'I''m not okay (I promise)', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (489, 'Emo Hair V', 'Thnks fr th Mmrs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (490, 'Emo Hair VI', 'Cute Without The ''E''', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (491, 'Top Hat (frost)', 'Cool-colored top hat for cool tops only', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (492, 'Top Hat (frilly Victorian)', 'Victorian fashion was HIDEOUS but contemporary spins on it are just lovely', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (493, 'Brown Herringbone Flat Cap', 'TWEED AND SNEED', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (494, 'Skull Boingy Head Things', 'boing 💀 boing 💀 boing 💀', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (495, 'Alligator-Textured Gold Blingy Hat', 'Looks like shit but probably feels real nice', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (496, 'Flower Hat (hot pink)', 'A cute flower hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (497, 'Stinky', 'UH OH! STINKY!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (498, 'Mario Hat (BIPOC)', 'Who could have dropped this?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (499, 'Fart Slave Gear', '12 years a fart slave', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (500, 'Little African Hat', 'Promise not to wear it', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (502, 'Booze Cruisin', 'DRUNK DRIVER RIGHTS ARE TRANS RIGHTS', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (503, 'The Antichrist', 'Weak to Tesla coils', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (505, 'ADIDAS Cap', 'Sacred cultural headpiece for the highest caste of gopnik', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (506, 'The Tim Buckley', 'Is this loss?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (507, 'Gat', 'The ultimate in neo-BTSstanwear', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (511, 'Sam Fisher', 'Four-eyed freak vidya edition', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (512, 'The Buckethead', 'Exactly what it says on the tin', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (513, 'The Sherlock', 'Elemarsey, my dear Watson', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (515, 'Cringe Archivist', '*SNAP* Yep, this one for sure', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (516, 'Madoka', 'Pink-haired retard', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (517, 'Homura', 'Why does the jap have blue eyes', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (519, 'Sakaya', 'omg stop making me look up chinese cartoon characters', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (520, 'Mami', 'Titty ass bitch', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (521, 'VDV Beret', 'something something something Russia', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (522, 'Dr Livesey', 'Dr Soon-To-Be-Dead', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (528, 'Flower Clip', 'A cute flower clip', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (530, 'RENT FREE', 'idek anymore carp whatever you want is fine', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (508, 'Meowth', 'That''s right!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (509, 'Niconico', 'I can''t think of a description, but I''m proud of it', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (510, 'Sneed (Chuck)', 'Subsequently Sneed''s', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (518, 'Kyoko', 'This is seriously her name? Kyoto with a k instead? Hi I''m Philadelkia, son of Dedroit, son of Kansas Citie <_>', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (524, 'Smurf Hat (papa)', 'You think you''re better than all the other smurves', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (529, 'Conehead', 'How do you describe a cone? It''s a cone. It goes on your head.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (523, 'Smurf Hat', 'La la, la la la la', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (525, 'Please Be Autistic I Am Yes', 'Please Be Autistic I Am Yes', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (526, 'No-No Finger', 'Oh no you di-int', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (527, 'Cat Ears (wig)', '~~nya ^-^', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (430, 'Purple Badge', 'Orange ya glad ya didn''t get an orange badge?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (432, 'Orange Badge', 'You''ve betrayed the purple badge.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (435, 'Witch III', 'Submitter called it cursed. He didn''t explain how. It''s cursed I guess? Spoooooooky.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (436, 'robocop', 'You''ll never fuck my ass, Batman', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (450, 'Bluecheck', 'Can''t get verified? Do it yourself!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (452, 'The MF Doom', 'Everyone''s favorite cosplay rapper', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (457, 'Thug Life Beanie', 'The whitest beanie you''ll ever see', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (479, 'Pizza Hut', 'For when ‘good enough'' is enough', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (484, 'Slav-sya', 'Enough about human rights, let''s talk about human wrongs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (501, 'Dancing Marsey', 'Omg she''s so happy lookit her GO', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (504, 'Iron Crown of Lombardy', 'This isn''t Crusader Kings, stop it', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1138, 'Fallout Advanced Power Armour', 'War. War never changes.', 2, 500, NULL, 1673534169);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (902, 'Shovel Knight', 'Cosplay as the shovel man himself!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665347426);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (917, 'Bell Pepper (red)', 'Now you can cosplay as a bell pepper and make mama proud!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665417006);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (911, 'Racecar Hat', 'I sleep in a hat with my wife', 2, 500, NULL, 1665355513);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1149, 'This hat kills fishists', 'This hat is perfect for anyone who loves fishing and has a sense of humor. Whether you’re a an amateur angler or master baiter, you can show off your confidence and charisma with this witty slogan. It is made of cotton and has an adjustable snapback. Order yours today and reel in the compliments!', 2, 500, NULL, 1677730441);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1153, 'Hope Eradicated', 'Who needs friends when you have money?', 2, 500, NULL, 1679346572);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1150, 'Power In Misery', 'Stop wasting company resources by getting killed...', 2, 500, NULL, 1679343066);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (514, 'Glowing', 'Hit me with your car', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1157, 'Divine Light', 'Who has time to enjoy life when you''re making MONEY?!', 2, 500, NULL, 1679347512);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1155, 'Flesh Automaton', 'You are a flesh automaton powered by neurotransmiters', 2, 500, NULL, 1679347040);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1169, 'Mimic', 'That is NOT a health pack!', 2, 500, NULL, 1679359754);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1167, 'Tattered Rain Hat', 'Old and worn. You''ve never seen it before but it feels nostalgic.', 2, 500, NULL, 1679359347);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1156, 'Traversing the Grid of Death', 'When reaching rock bottom, despicable deeds may seem like a step up...', 2, 500, NULL, 1679347260);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1170, 'Cigarette', 'Something to suck on.... for those of us, less faggotly gifted', 2, 500, NULL, 1680069984);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1179, 'Funky Kong', 'Lookin'' good, Kongs! Buckle up and blast off, you''re outta here!', 2, 500, NULL, 1680299069);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1178, 'Donkey Kong', 'The coolest monkey in the jungle', 2, 500, NULL, 1680297791);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1177, 'Majora', 'You''ve met with a terrible fate, haven''t you, chud?', 2, 500, NULL, 1680236118);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1172, 'Marseys Funky Bandana', 'She stole it from a bored ape', 2, 500, NULL, 1680231908);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1171, 'Funky Bandana', 'Oh Yeah!!!!!!', 2, 500, NULL, 1680231489);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1180, 'IMMA FIRIN MUH EGG CRACKER', 'The real space lasers Marjorie Taylor Greene was warning you about', 2, 1000, NULL, 1680982678);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1197, 'Foot', 'pbbbt', 2, 1000, NULL, 1682438947);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1195, 'Beauty Pageant Winner', 'There She Is, Miss America', 2, 500, NULL, 1682377919);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1192, 'Devo', 'Whip it good', 2, 500, NULL, 1682375354);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1191, 'Quieres', 'You want?', 2, 500, NULL, 1682373372);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1190, 'Pussy Hat', '=^._.^=', 2, 500, NULL, 1682291980);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1187, 'Henchman', 'Become a member of The Fluttering Horde', 2, 500, NULL, 1682286809);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1185, 'Fascinator', 'Kentucky Derby ready', 2, 500, NULL, 1682283086);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1184, 'Princess Beatrice', 'Remember the royal wedding?', 2, 500, NULL, 1682280525);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1183, 'Blossom', 'And she looks like Blossom!', 2, 500, NULL, 1682252248);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1182, 'Friends Frame', 'Could I *be* more of a hat?', 2, 500, NULL, 1682251449);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1198, 'Cumjar filled', 'After months of work, the magnum opus is completed', 2, 500, NULL, 1682742950);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1200, 'Swagger', 'You will never be this cool', 2, 500, NULL, 1683449976);

















INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1220, 'Chained Border', '?????', 2, 500, NULL, 1686289778);

INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1213, 'Secret Crack', 'Oh hi… AH', 2, 1000, NULL, 1686288898);




















































INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1256, 'dawnfag', 'I’m too tired to write a description I’m sorry here’s your hat toats', 2, 500, NULL, 1687739873);

INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1289, 'Energy Dome', 'Collects latent Orgone energy and recirculates it into the Medulla Oblongata.', 2, 500, NULL, 1689298931);



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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (716, 'Baked Beans Bucket Hat', 'This neighbor is wearing beans!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663647585);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1104, 'Neurohelmet', 'Saddle up, Mechwarrior!', 2, 500, NULL, 1669751799);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1002, 'Hearty Hands', 'I dont think hands should do that...', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084251);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1003, 'Dragged', 'HELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084272);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (718, 'Literally Me', 'Sving music, jazz? PTOOEY!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663801724);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (719, 'The Matrix', 'The Matrix is an allegory of the transgender experience that you and everyone else got suckered into watching', 2, 1000, NULL, 1663836639);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (720, 'The Matrix Resurrections', 'Wachowski moment', 2, 1000, NULL, 1663836967);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (721, 'Booba2', 'TFW you see Canadian trans teacher with huge knockers', 2, 1000, NULL, 1663861867);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (722, 'Darth Vader Helmet', 'Cool-looking guy from Star Tre', 2, 500, NULL, 1663892277);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (725, 'New Years Glasses', 'Happy New Year!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663892467);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (726, 'Operator', 'This classical variables has been quantized and is now a Hermitian operator on a Hillbert space.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663893198);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (990, 'Grass', 'Ass and cash also accepted.', 2, 500, NULL, 1666508354);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1, 'Ushanka', 'The People''s Hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1004, 'Gimme Hands', 'Give me coin, or give me balls', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084296);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1006, 'Rainbow Dash', 'OMG RAINBOW DASH FROM MLP!?', 2, 500, NULL, 1667168572);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (736, 'Marsey Slime Hat', 'Let this cute little slime marsey climb on your crusty head.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664085993);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (728, 'Kanohi Akaku (Kopaka)', 'Toa of Ice. The obligatory lone wolf character. You''re Lego Sasuke.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969562);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (729, 'Kanohi Kaukau (Gali)', 'Toa of Water. Lmao, you picked the girl one!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969637);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (730, 'Kanohi Miru (Lewa)', 'Toa of Air. You''re the funny one of the group, or maybe you just know that the axe was the coolest weapon.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969803);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (731, 'Kanohi Kakama (Pohatu)', 'Toa of Stone. You''re everybody''s pal and just want the team to stick together. Why is your element separate from Earth? It''s anybody''s guess!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969919);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (732, 'Kanohi Avohkii (Takanuva)', 'Toa of Light. Well aren''t you just a special snowflake? Fuckin'' think you''re the Chosen One over here or something.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663970033);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (733, 'Kanohi Ignika', 'The Mask of Life. Matoro died for you, and you''re using your life to shitpost about trans people?', 2, 500, NULL, 1663970127);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (734, 'Kanohi Pakari (Onua)', 'Toa of Earth. The wisdom of the group, but wisdom is useless if you don''t share it. Why is your element separate from Stone? Answer me that, wise guy!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663970191);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (735, 'The Yakub', 'Proof that science has, in fact, gone too far', 2, 500, NULL, 1664054894);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (737, 'Duel Wielding', 'Oh shit you''re packing? My bad carry on', 2, 500, NULL, 1664088304);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (3, 'Cat Ears I', 'Mew :3', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (738, 'Godots Visor', '"An A-press is an A-press, you can''t say it''s only half." - TJ "Henry" Yoshi', 2, 500, NULL, 1664189703);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (741, 'Eazy-E Hat', 'BIPOCs wtih Attitude', 2, 500, NULL, 1664339102);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (743, 'Face Hugger', 'This thing bled acid! Who knows what it''s gonna'' do when it''s dead!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664402395);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (740, 'Sleepy', '...Please... ...Let me sleep... ...A little more... ...Please...', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664285288);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (744, 'Webbed', 'It isn''t cum on your face this time-Happy Halloween', 2, 500, NULL, 1664415784);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (745, 'The Jason', 'Slash away those filthy campers jason-Happy Halloween', 2, 500, NULL, 1664415825);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (746, 'Sawwed', 'Ouch you need an Advil?-Happy Halloween', 2, 500, NULL, 1664415857);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (749, 'Stacked', 'Now you''re cute and delicious.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595845);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (752, 'Gas Mask', 'When the nukes hit you''re first prepared!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595913);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (747, 'Football Helmet', 'For those who want CTE', 2, 500, NULL, 1664589824);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (748, 'Anti-Foid', 'Down with the Necromatriarchy!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664590716);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (755, 'Ski-mask EYES', 'When 2 eyes isn''t enough have 6!-smokey', 2, 500, NULL, 1664600641);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (757, 'Beanie baby tag', 'Now you''re a plush, into the jar with you-parx5', 2, 500, NULL, 1664602656);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (758, 'Target', 'Bullseye!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664604233);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (760, 'Foxy Grandpa', 'Goddamn you are one foxy grandpa-SalaciousWombat', 2, 500, NULL, 1664633035);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (764, 'Generic Religious Figurehead', 'Good morning', 2, 500, NULL, 1664640654);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (762, 'Cthulhu Mask', 'I would kiss that cutie.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664638109);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (763, 'Top Hat (pentagram)', 'mages vs matriarchy headgear', 2, 500, NULL, 1664638170);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (770, 'Shroom head', 'You really went so long without a shower mushrooms grew?', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658333);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (771, 'Escoffion', 'Look dark... AND STYLISH!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658375);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (772, 'Attifet', 'You''re a European woman in the 1600s??', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658421);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (774, 'French Fries', 'Now your salty and tasty!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658675);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (775, 'Condiment Top', 'Now you can squirt out tasty condiments!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658867);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (767, 'bleh', 'froggy go “bleh”', 2, 500, NULL, 1664646019);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (768, 'PLAYER 1', 'you only have 2 lives left oop', 2, 500, NULL, 1664646508);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (783, 'A Beautiful Mind', 'Or a euphemism for schizophrenia', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664825990);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (784, 'Yolo swag 420 rekt', 'Also known as the epilepsy inducer', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664826603);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (782, 'Fatass minecrap streamer mask', 'I suck his dick / for hours at a time / stare at his nutsack / while I hold back my cum tonite', 2, 500, NULL, 1664768706);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (777, 'Fat and Stinky Visor', 'Why would you put those pins on a visor?!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664683498);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (778, 'Coke Jail', 'You drank pepsi, to coke jail with you.-CocaColaMan', 2, 500, NULL, 1664727469);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (779, 'nemean lion hood', 'Like a true roman, wear a lion!-gudi', 2, 500, NULL, 1664728578);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (780, 'Winged Hussar', 'To battle with wings on your head!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664731432);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (786, 'Ricks hair', 'Wubba lubba dub dub', 2, 500, NULL, 1664930047);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (781, 'BTC', 'Only wear this if you''re worth billions.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664750970);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (803, 'BERSERKER HELM', 'BERSERKER HELM', 2, 500, NULL, 1665088512);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (790, 'LGBTUSSR Officer Hat 2', 'Be fascist and GAYYY!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664994701);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (793, 'Pornhub', 'We all know why you bought this...', 2, 500, NULL, 1664995981);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (795, 'Ass Eater', 'Good announcement, now show us eating yours.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664996448);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (796, 'Pinhead Mask', 'Your mask is a bit... small.-Happy Halloween!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664997385);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (801, 'Ramen', 'Eatin'' ramen, watchin'' ramen, bein'' ramen', 2, 500, NULL, 1665000479);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (804, 'TF2 Stacked', 'Why wear one hat when you can wear 3!-momomo', 2, 500, NULL, 1665102373);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (806, 'Lotus', 'Now you look and smell pretty like a lotus!-sarah', 2, 500, NULL, 1665103737);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (797, 'Happy Halloween', '🦇 a spooopy title for you 🎃', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998497);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (798, 'BOO', '👻 floating little baby ghosties …… BOO!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998569);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (799, 'Boobies', 'sorry no, not those kind of boobies', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998710);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (800, 'Peekaboo', 'this little guy will watch over you, just remember to feed him!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998845);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1103, 'The MacArthur', 'Fuck you Truman you fucking communist', 2, 500, NULL, 1669320357);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (723, 'Hohol', 'Мій предок :)', 2, 500, NULL, 1663892328);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (982, 'Pochita', 'Friendly chainsaw devil hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1666467185);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1136, 'Sonichu', 'Go! Sonichu! Go out and zap to the extreme!', 2, 500, NULL, 1673117074);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (750, 'Cave Man', 'UNGA BUNGA UNGA BUNGA OOO OOO', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595865);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (753, 'Doom Guy', 'RIP AND TEAR', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595933);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (991, 'Clocked', 'No hun don''t worry you totally pass', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666508772);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1139, 'Lunar New Year', '新年快乐!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1673554101);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (974, 'Kitsune Mask I', 'Some weeb furry shit idfk', 2, 500, NULL, 1666459502);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (807, 'The Capy', 'You''re the chosen one! No one can hurt you!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665104052);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1007, 'Red Halloween Mask', 'Worth a month’s rent, or just being a Top 10 Gigavaxxer or Zigger during Homoween 2022.', 2, 0, NULL, 1667274742);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1000, 'BADASS DAD', 'A hat for the BADASS dads!', 2, 500, NULL, 1667083950);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1005, 'The BIRD', 'FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, ANDDDDDD FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084316);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1140, 'Yiff In Hell', 'Translation: "I''m really desperate for social acceptance."', 2, 500, NULL, 1674463260);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1141, 'NCR Ranger Helmet', '"Patrolling the rdrama almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"', 2, 500, NULL, 1675539483);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1144, 'Venom', '"We, are Venom"', 2, 500, NULL, 1675890800);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1145, 'Cum', 'For the sexy people that need cummed on!!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1676690971);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (713, 'Marseyrain', 'Gloomy day, hope the weather clears up', 2, 500, NULL, 1663439931);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (6, 'Macaroni', 'Get it? Like the song lol', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (26, 'Fedora I', 'M''arsey', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (27, 'Bowler', 'Why would you need a hat to go bowling?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (33, 'Du Rag (yellow)', 'Shitty bandana 6/6', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (34, 'Ash Ketchum', 'You''re not so different, you and he', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (35, 'The Hotep', 'Traditional kangwear. POC ONLY.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (36, 'Roman', 'Reddit delenda est', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (37, 'Confederate Soldier Cap', 'Basically the Gryffindor of American history', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (38, 'Northern Aggressor Soldier Cap', 'Slytherin irl', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (39, 'Rhodesian Light Infantry Beret', 'Rhodesians never die. Immortality guaranteed!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (40, 'Magyar Headdress', 'Channel your inner QuadNarca and join Orban''s elite cavalry', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (41, 'The Senator Warren', 'heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (42, 'Please Be Patient I Have Autism', 'The OFFICIAL hat of rDrama.net', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (44, 'Watermelmet', 'Hydration and head protection all rolled into one stylish headpiece', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (45, 'Frankenstein', 'Akshually, Frankenstein was the scientist. The monster didn''t have a name.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (46, 'The Drumpf', 'Orange hair bad', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (47, 'Tinfoil Hat', 'Keep Bill Gates'' 5G vaccine OUT of your precious brain!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (48, 'Fez', 'Isn''t it CUTE?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (49, 'Ching Chong', 'Me Chinese Me No Dumb Me Stick Finger In Daddy''s Bum', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (141, 'Constable', 'Useless bong cop nonsense', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (264, 'The TracingWoodgrains', 'Bweaking nuwus!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (538, 'Timmy Turner', 'So you''re telling me I can wish for ANYTHING?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (415, 'WANTED', 'Dangerous thought criminal. Wanted DEAD ONLY.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (569, 'Paul', 'cringe and dramaphobic llama', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (535, 'The Soren', 'discuss', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (618, 'Cuban Pete', 'Given only to the biggest space assholes.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (551, 'Soyjak Pointing', ':O Dude dude DUDE! Look at this user :OOOOOO', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (555, 'Egg_irl', 'Ask me about my pronouns', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (280, 'Gold Laurel Wreath', 'Veni, vidi, vici', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (332, 'Hairlet', 'It never even began', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (266, 'King Crown II', 'King is our word but you can say kang', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (267, 'Furry Marsey', 'Never forget that Marsey is a furry OC and this site is themed around fanart of her', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (270, 'Perry the Platypus', 'Platybussy > Platygussy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (271, 'Zorro', 'Z!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (274, 'Shemagh', 'Shemagh is such an ugly word. It sounds like a phlegmy noise. Even looks like the word phlegm.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (276, 'Conscience', 'i can be yuor angle or your devil', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (269, 'SCARY GUN', 'He called it an AK-74u but I''m not sure if that''s right idk idk', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (537, 'The Celtic Kufi', 'Irish were the REAL slaves, stay woke my deartháir', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (549, 'The Bumper Sticker', 'Turn yourself into a legal liability that could threaten the very site itself!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (310, 'Bandit Bandana', 'This thread ain''t big enough fer the  of us', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (571, 'Purple Emoji Crown', '💜💜💜when ur selfie needs an emoji crown with a 🌻, a 👻, and a 🐻 but u still gotta fit that purple aesthetic 💜💜💜', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (828, 'monopoly thimbler', 'Even thimblier than the last one', 2, 500, NULL, 1665250441);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1117, 'Necrotomigaud', 'R1 - User in rDrama fades away', 2, 500, NULL, 1671165496);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1121, 'Affliction', '“Fear and frailty finally claim their due.” – Narrator', 2, 500, NULL, 1671233929);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1122, 'Driller Helmet DRG', 'If it ain''t drillable, it''s probably flammable.', 2, 500, NULL, 1671236444);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (612, 'Wizard Hat (pixel)', 'Some sort of vidya thing idfk', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (614, 'Chickenhead', '🤗', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (621, 'The Soren II', 'Soren is an idea, not a person. Shoot him. It’s okay, the bullets do nothing. Try it!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (279, 'Libertarian', 'This user has certainly read Atlas Shrugged', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (282, 'Green Laurel Wreath', 'Render unto Caesar the things which belong to Caesar', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (557, 'Cottagecore', 'Show your solidarity with men-who-have-sex-with-men by giving them a safe, public space to do whatever it is they''re doing back there.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (622, 'Colonial Chapeau', 'Whatever happens/we have got/the Maxim gun/and they have not', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (624, 'Metal Gear', 'Detected!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (291, 'Yea Daddy Choker', 'Remember who you belong to', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (296, 'Sunhat II', 'Yellow to camouflage you from the sun, cunningly making it believe you are one of its own kind. And then you strike.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (298, 'Flower Bonnet', 'An indescribably cute flower cro- bonnet.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (299, 'Raspberry Hat', 'Little sissy French girl hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (300, 'Lemonsqueezer', 'Iconic kiwi headwear with a very stupid name', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (301, 'Dickhead', 'Really proud of the name for this one. Well done, me!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (627, 'Pedo Sniper (right)', 'I''m not which is worse - being a pedo, or being left handed?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (628, 'Gnome Child', 'My mum says: A friendly look, a kindly smile one good act, and life''s worthwhile!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (308, 'Pothead', 'Cali-grown cast iron goodness', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (311, 'The Lucas Roberts', '#DropKiwiFarms #MandatoryHRTForAllKids', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (317, 'AI-Generated Hat', 'Stable Diffusion recommended a 10k price point for this 🤔', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (318, 'Headphones (black)', 'Situational awareness: 0', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (320, 'Summer Hat', '[incoherent Hawaiian gibbering]', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (321, 'Attention Whore', 'DUDE BUSSY LMAO MARSEY HECKIN VALIDERINO AMIRITE BTW I AM TRANS', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (322, 'Pirate Hat II', 'Swab the POOP deck with your TONGUE', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (323, 'Mafioso', 'Something something gabagool 🤌', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (325, 'The Sal', 'Watch me go nowhere in two weeks (I AM SO DEPRESSED)', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (328, 'Skidmarks', 'Hit me with your car daddy 🤪', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (329, 'Behind Bars', 'Uh oh, someone forgot to say In Minecraft', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (330, 'Panzer Driver', 'No war crimes here, just tanks!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (331, 'Ghostly Gibus', '(achievement item: not tradable or marketable)', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (333, 'Astronaut Helmet II', 'Used for intrepid explorers of Hollywood basements', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (335, 'Kippah', 'rDrama: a light unto nations', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (337, 'The Tim Pool', 'No one can make fun of you for being bald if you never ever ever ever take it off', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (338, 'Digigoggles', 'DIGIMON. DIGITAL MONSTERS. DIGIMON ARE THE CHAMPIONS.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (339, 'Sorting Hat', 'HUFFLEPUFF!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (340, 'Metroid', 'Some sort of alien parasite thing I think. It wants a kiss.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (341, 'The One Hat', 'One hat to rule them all', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (342, 'Kawaii Usage Hat', 'Bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (343, 'Shroomjak (red)', '🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (20, 'Nonspecific Military Officer Hat II', '[removed]', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (21, 'Soviet Officer II', 'High fashion war criminal chic', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (212, 'Sneed', 'From the business formerly known as Chuck''s Seeduck and Feeduck', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (214, 'Hijab', 'The ONLY way to stop being a whore', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (215, 'Cock II', 'Honk honk', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (216, 'Cummies', 'Yummy yummy cummies in my tummy tummies', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (211, 'Zombiewolf Helmet', 'Everyone knows it''s rDrama''s true mascot', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (218, 'Clown Wig', 'Why so serious?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (219, 'Jimmy Hat', 'Don''t be silly, wrap your willy!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (220, 'Bane Mask', 'If I pull that off, will you die?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (221, 'Wolf Ears I', 'OwO what''s this?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (222, 'Smugjak', 'I''m drunk and can''t think of a good description lol', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (223, 'Foolproof Disguise', 'What''s that, officer? You''re looking for [USERNAME GOES HERE CARP CAN''T CODE]? Never heard of him!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (272, 'Harry Potter', 'General in the Mages vs. Matriarchy war', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (324, 'Lord of the Flies', 'Sucks to yer ass-mar!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (314, 'Bright Idea II', 'Guys. GUYS. Bait sub idea: r/HateForGoodThing', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (316, 'Globohomo', 'The gay agenda is no longer optional.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (313, 'Bright Idea I', 'Guys. GUYS. BAIT SUB IDEA: r/LoveForBadThing', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (225, 'Pat Hat', 'Who''s Daddy;s special little boy?', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (277, 'Cool Wine Aunt', 'It''s pruno, don''t pretend you''re fancy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (284, 'The Gary Plauche', 'We can''t expect God to do all the work', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (292, 'Marsey Smug Mask', 'I''m not seething, you''re seething', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (295, 'Pinkhat', 'It''s a hat and it''s pink and your nan looks adorable in it. Not you, though.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (400, 'Current Thing (support)', 'Slava Ukraini!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (228, 'Pride Hat I', 'We''re here, we''re queer, get used to it!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (229, 'Marsey Ears', '@Dramarama''s first hat and it is PERFECT', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (230, 'Halo II', 'Daddy''s lil angel 😈', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (231, 'Egg', 'Uh oh, someone''s got egg on his/her/their/xer/spiderself''s face', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (232, 'Donut', 'You ever try fucking a donut?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (233, 'Player One', 'Mom says it''s my turn!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (234, 'Okapi', 'Big throbbing okapi cock 🤤', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (235, 'Emo Hair I', '''''Rawr'''' means ''''I love you'''' in Dinosaur :3', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (236, 'Ram Horns', 'Not quite sure what a ram is tbh but here are its horns. Like is it a boy sheep? A goat? Some animal of its own? Who knows!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (238, 'Pinhead', 'Dirty Dan''s best friend', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (239, 'Mojo Jojo', 'I once knew a Mexican dude named Nick who pronounced Mojo Jojo as mohohoho', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (240, 'Backstabbed', 'I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Rodh-- ack!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (241, 'The Garry_Chess', 'I AM A DOCTOR I AM IMPORTANT HURRDURR', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (242, 'Aussie Hat', 'Gday, cunt', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (243, 'Night Cap', 'Imagine putting a fucking :marseytom: hat on before bed lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (244, 'Anime I', 'YIKES! CRINGE!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (245, 'The Brianna Laundrie', 'RIP Brianna and RIP r/FriendsOfBrian', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (246, 'Lains Bear Kigurumi', 'And you don''t seem to understand / A shame, you seemed an honest man', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (248, 'Furfag Pride', 'We`re here, we fuck animals get used to it.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (249, 'why', 'BOOHOO NIGGA', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (250, 'Grass Toucher', 'Makes you immune to being told to touch grass', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (251, 'Napoleon', 'Liberté, ordre public', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (252, 'Average rDrama Hat Designer', 'USE THE FUCKING TEMPLATE', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (254, 'Three Lil Marseys', 'It''s three Marseys. They''re little. What more do you want from me here?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (255, 'KN95 Mask', 'We are all in this together. If you are serious about flattening the curve, you will wear this.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (257, 'Umbreon Ears', 'For legal reasons, we cannot actually call these Umbreon Ears. Please refer to them as something else.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (260, 'Carphead', 'A legally viable excuse to have Carp on top of you in public', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (261, 'Journoid Scum', 'The wearer of this hat was coming right for you, I saw it. The shooting was purely self-defense.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (262, 'Delicious Feet', 'feet > bussy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (344, 'Slava Ukraini', 'Slava Ukraini!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (345, 'Gigachad Mask', 'Average rDrama user', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (346, 'Pumpkin Remains', 'A gory pumpkin scalp', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (347, 'Peek-A-Boo Marsey', 'AAAAHHH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GETITOFF AAAAAAHHHHHHH', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (348, 'Hazmat Suit', 'Standard-issue PPE for wading through the cesspit that is rDrama', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (350, 'Marionette Strings', 'Dance, puppet, dance', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (351, 'PaRappa Beanie', 'This is technically a furry item fyi', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (353, 'Double Ds (hat)', 'double deez nuts lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (354, 'SNIFFED', 'Extremely uncomfortable for almost everyone involved', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (356, 'Santa Hat I', 'Frozen Frozen Frozen (like ho ho ho get it), merry Fistmas!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (357, 'Scumbag Steve', '>comes to your gay poz mixer >wears a rubber', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (358, 'Umbrella Hat', 'Covered in dirty yellow and white streaks', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (359, 'Ridin With Biden', 'You ridin''?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (360, 'NFT', 'Right clicking is STRICTLY prohibited', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (361, 'The Bog', 'Will you take the call?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (362, 'Googly Eyes', 'My eyes are up here', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (365, 'Maid Cap', 'CLEAN IT UP MAID 🤣 FOR A RESPECTABLE WAGE 🤣🤣🤣', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (366, 'BLACKED', 'You were built for BBC', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (368, 'Wonder Tiara', '(Lynda Carter''s version, of course)', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (369, 'Fisherman Hat', 'The text is completely indecipherable at this scale. I have no idea if that makes it worthless or adds to the joke.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (370, 'Crosshair', 'You deserve this.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (371, 'DONT CARE DIDNT ASK YOUR WHITE', 'DONT CARE + DIDNT ASK + YOUR WHITE', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (372, 'Dragonborn', 'Dragon Shout: FEED/AND/SEED', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (373, 'Sun Hat III', 'So many sun hats to choose from, so little sun.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (374, 'Anglerfish', 'It''s not Snoo''s scalp. Stop asking that.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (375, 'Nun Headpiece', 'Bandeau and veil, coif not included', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (376, 'Colovian Fur Helm', 'NOT for n''wahs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (377, 'Booze Cruise', 'Drunk driver rights are human rights', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (378, 'Son of the Mask Mask', 'Don''t ya just LOVE Homoween?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (379, 'Bananahead', 'This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (626, 'Pedo Sniper', 'Ready, aim...', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (381, 'Panty Raid (pink)', 'Are ya feeling it now Mr. Krabs?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (382, 'Panty Raid (red)', 'Are ya feeling it now Mr. Krabs?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (383, 'Panty Raid (white)', 'Are ya feeling it now Mr. Krabs?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (384, 'Head Crab', 'It''s a crab. For your head.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (386, 'Curts New Hat', 'Have you *seen* it?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (387, 'Gray Cowl of Nocturnal', 'Capital!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (388, 'Tricorne', 'This hat is for TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOTS only', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (404, 'Knight Helmet', 'kNIGht 🤗', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1132, 'USDA inspector', 'they''re still a glowie, despite the unthreatening appearance. don''t let them inspect your food.', 2, 500, NULL, 1672455409);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (892, 'sailor moon peek', 'Really?', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665340406);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (352, 'John Deere Hat', 'She (male) thinks my tractor''s sexy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (355, 'Chef Hat', 'Cloudflare just bent the knee and I''m nauseated and don''t feel like writing descriptions for hats sorry', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (392, 'Chris-Chan', 'Hat to the extreme!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (393, 'Bunny Buttons', 'Byo requested this one but I''m honestly not even sure what it is', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (394, 'ROFLcopter', 'Lollerskates', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (395, 'Whirly Tard Hat (animated)', 'This one spins omg', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (412, 'The Klenny', '🤣👍', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (422, 'Booba', 'O_O', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (409, 'AI Core', 'Thought this said AL Core for a minute like Al gore but no it''s ai like the robot thing and apparently it''s from a vidya so here we go description done 🤌', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (424, 'Pearl Clutcher', 'REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (462, 'Rasta Hat', 'Jah bless', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1133, 'Singapore Flag', 'Ranked the world''s most expensive city to live in 8 times in the past decade', 2, 1000, NULL, 1672773592);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1134, 'Hot headed', 'Damn you need to cool down bro.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1672981389);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1135, 'Qanon', 'wiggawigga fellow PATRIOT!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1673112507);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (416, 'Monopoly Hat', 'Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200 coin.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (895, 'Target practice', 'KEEP SHOOTING TILL THE BEAST IS DEAD', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341399);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (896, 'Cheers', 'HOORAY! All hail the special one!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341566);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (897, 'Patrick Lick', 'You taste sweet', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341627);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (898, 'Make It Rain', 'It is raining.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341752);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (899, 'Wise mystical tree', 'Things about get wise and freaky', 2, 500, NULL, 1665342497);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (398, 'The Catman', 'This counts as a fursuit', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (401, 'Current Thing (oppose)', 'Denazify Ukraine!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (402, 'T-34 Tank', 'For denazification purposes', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (403, 'Weatherman', 'Glad I could help', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (405, 'Israeli Friend Pins', 'If any man shall adore the beast and his image, and receive his character in his forehead, or in his hand.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (407, 'Top Hat (black glitter)', 'Be careful not to rub this against anything', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (410, 'Retro Snapchat Thot', 'Heckin good pupperino', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (411, 'The Goatse', 'Open wide!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (418, 'Bass Pro', 'Of course I cum fast, I got fish to catch!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (420, '2070s Hat', 'State-enforced homosexuality. Teaching JavaScript to refugees. The flyest headwear. Bring on the Paradigm Shift.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (413, 'Retro Brimstone', 'Look man if you''re gonna submit old vidya imagery as hats I need to know what it IS so I can write descriptions', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (423, 'Dramautist Jar Project', 'Wh-what''s going on? Why am I in here?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (417, 'Monopoly Thimble', 'Just the right size for your dick huh', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (425, 'Girlboss', '#GASLIGHT #GATEKEEP #GIRLBOSS', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (426, 'Gold Badge', 'You did so well. You deserve yourself.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (427, 'Silver Badge', 'First loser', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (428, 'Green Badge', 'Winner of the 20XX Farmers Choice Award', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (429, 'Red Badge', 'The red badge of bussy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (431, 'Blue Badgr', 'I blue myself', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (433, 'R2D2', '[unintelligible whirring and beeping]', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (434, 'Gay Fawkes Mask', 'Buy curtains, Buy a dog. We are legging. Accept us.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (437, 'Cigar', 'Sometimes s cigar is just a cigar. Not this time, though. This is clearly about craving dick in your mouth.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (438, 'Conquistador', 'Sorry, but the human sacrifice stops NOW.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (439, 'Pumpkin', 'Spowoky Owoky Puwumpykin', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (440, 'Jester Hat (Mardi Gras)', 'YOU Tuesday', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (441, 'Jester Hat (red and blue)', 'Jingle jingle', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (442, 'Jester Hat (blue and purple)', 'Hand wash only', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (443, 'The Ricardo Milos', '✨Iconic✨', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (444, 'The Awoo', 'This is (not) Cirno', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (445, 'Krusty Krew', 'KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA. IS THE PIZZA. FOR YOU AND ME.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (446, 'Sutton Woo Helmet', 'What a neat helmet. Why would someone leave it lying on the ground?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (447, 'Cosmonaut Helmet', 'Yuri Gagarsey, hero of the Soviet Union!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (448, 'The Pizzashill', 'WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (449, 'Handmaids Bonnet', 'Wear this to protest the ban on infanticide', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (451, 'Influencer', 'Sweet, faceless validation', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (453, 'Top Hat (fancy)', 'Shallow and pedantic, if you ask me. It insists upon itself', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (454, 'Jaguar Warrior', 'The human sacrifices will continue until morale improves', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (455, 'Marsey Brainhat', 'Just two brainlets, hanging out', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (456, 'Black Crown', 'Black crowns matter', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (458, 'Mario Raccoon', 'BING BING RACCOON', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (459, 'Eggscellent Hat', '🥚 lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (367, 'Burning Flames Team Captain', 'Yeah I''m hot shit, could you tell?', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (460, 'Edelgard Hair', 'Please report anyone with this hat to @carpathianflorist for weeb eradication', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (380, 'Witch (Wizard) Hat', 'STOP ASKING WHY I DON''T USE MAGIC TO CHANGE MY GENDER', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (385, 'Magician Hat', 'It''s not just animated so we can charge more for it. Really!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (389, 'BIG MAD', 'Positively seething', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (390, 'Nervous Sweating', 'oshit >mfw', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (391, 'Sparkles', '✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (461, 'Gothic Lolita', 'Dark and brooding. Not very brooding, actually. But dark.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (463, 'Sheep Horns', 'For the horniest of sheep', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (464, 'Luffy Hat', 'Stretchy pirate weebshit guy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (465, 'Thin Film Interference Hat', 'Like that movie with the time machine car', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (466, 'BANNED stamp', 'One time at banned stamp I', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (467, 'Minecraft', 'It is impossible to fedpost with this hat on', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (468, 'Brimless Yankee', 'The finest team of juicers money can buy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (469, 'The Kiwi', 'Wearing this constitutes a hate crime in most developed countries', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (470, 'The Mathematician', 'Special delivery from Mr. Kac- Mr. Kaz- Mr. Kazimspy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (471, 'Frog Hat', 'It has a cute frog on it', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (472, 'Moriya Frog Hat', 'Big googly eye froge hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (903, 'Haunted', 'Spooky ghosts follow!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665347450);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (901, 'Wombat', 'Multipurpose head wombat', 2, 500, NULL, 1665347408);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (904, 'RIP BOZO', 'Rest in piss faggot', 2, 500, NULL, 1665348882);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (905, 'The Poo', '💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩', 2, 500, NULL, 1665349075);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (910, 'Rocket League', 'Time for car FOOTBALL!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665355493);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (906, 'Lantern head', 'Light your path in inconvenient ways!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665349271);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (900, 'Trapped', '😔😔😔', 2, 500, NULL, 1665343188);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (907, 'Venus Flytrap', 'You''re a bug to this plant!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665350150);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (908, 'Psychedelic', 'Trippy and Pretty!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665350405);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (909, 'Nicholas Cage Vore', 'Face/off', 2, 500, NULL, 1665350658);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (916, 'Blood Rain', 'Mmmmm.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665356178);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (915, 'Top Hat (double rainbow)', 'Double the rainbow double the pride', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665356065);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (473, 'Warning Tape', 'This user is a walking red flag', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (474, 'The Merchant', 'What did he mean by this? 🤔', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (475, 'Stickbug', 'Lookit this lil fella go', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (476, 'Cos Bucket Hat', 'Bitch ima cow', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (477, 'Strawberry Hat', '🍓🍓🍓', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (478, 'Froge Beret', 'On Wednesdays we wear frogs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (480, 'Knitted Hat (blue)', 'Plush. Warm. Ugly. But enough about your mom.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (481, 'Ladies Ornate Hat (black)', 'Elegant!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (482, 'Cowgirl (male)', 'Rootin tootin foid-shootin', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (483, 'Naughty Newsboy', 'Missing. Last seen at ground zero of your local monkeypox outbreak. If found, do NOT touch.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (485, 'This Is Fine', 'Situation normal.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (486, 'Emo Hair II', 'SO CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (487, 'Emo Hair III', 'I write sins not tragedies', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (488, 'Emo Hair IV', 'I''m not okay (I promise)', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (489, 'Emo Hair V', 'Thnks fr th Mmrs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (490, 'Emo Hair VI', 'Cute Without The ''E''', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (491, 'Top Hat (frost)', 'Cool-colored top hat for cool tops only', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (492, 'Top Hat (frilly Victorian)', 'Victorian fashion was HIDEOUS but contemporary spins on it are just lovely', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (493, 'Brown Herringbone Flat Cap', 'TWEED AND SNEED', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (494, 'Skull Boingy Head Things', 'boing 💀 boing 💀 boing 💀', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (495, 'Alligator-Textured Gold Blingy Hat', 'Looks like shit but probably feels real nice', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (496, 'Flower Hat (hot pink)', 'A cute flower hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (497, 'Stinky', 'UH OH! STINKY!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (498, 'Mario Hat (BIPOC)', 'Who could have dropped this?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (499, 'Fart Slave Gear', '12 years a fart slave', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (500, 'Little African Hat', 'Promise not to wear it', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (502, 'Booze Cruisin', 'DRUNK DRIVER RIGHTS ARE TRANS RIGHTS', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (503, 'The Antichrist', 'Weak to Tesla coils', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (505, 'ADIDAS Cap', 'Sacred cultural headpiece for the highest caste of gopnik', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (506, 'The Tim Buckley', 'Is this loss?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (507, 'Gat', 'The ultimate in neo-BTSstanwear', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (511, 'Sam Fisher', 'Four-eyed freak vidya edition', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (512, 'The Buckethead', 'Exactly what it says on the tin', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (513, 'The Sherlock', 'Elemarsey, my dear Watson', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (515, 'Cringe Archivist', '*SNAP* Yep, this one for sure', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (516, 'Madoka', 'Pink-haired retard', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (517, 'Homura', 'Why does the jap have blue eyes', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (519, 'Sakaya', 'omg stop making me look up chinese cartoon characters', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (520, 'Mami', 'Titty ass bitch', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (521, 'VDV Beret', 'something something something Russia', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (522, 'Dr Livesey', 'Dr Soon-To-Be-Dead', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (528, 'Flower Clip', 'A cute flower clip', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (530, 'RENT FREE', 'idek anymore carp whatever you want is fine', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (508, 'Meowth', 'That''s right!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (509, 'Niconico', 'I can''t think of a description, but I''m proud of it', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (510, 'Sneed (Chuck)', 'Subsequently Sneed''s', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (518, 'Kyoko', 'This is seriously her name? Kyoto with a k instead? Hi I''m Philadelkia, son of Dedroit, son of Kansas Citie <_>', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (524, 'Smurf Hat (papa)', 'You think you''re better than all the other smurves', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (529, 'Conehead', 'How do you describe a cone? It''s a cone. It goes on your head.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (523, 'Smurf Hat', 'La la, la la la la', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (525, 'Please Be Autistic I Am Yes', 'Please Be Autistic I Am Yes', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (526, 'No-No Finger', 'Oh no you di-int', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (527, 'Cat Ears (wig)', '~~nya ^-^', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (430, 'Purple Badge', 'Orange ya glad ya didn''t get an orange badge?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (432, 'Orange Badge', 'You''ve betrayed the purple badge.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (435, 'Witch III', 'Submitter called it cursed. He didn''t explain how. It''s cursed I guess? Spoooooooky.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (436, 'robocop', 'You''ll never fuck my ass, Batman', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (450, 'Bluecheck', 'Can''t get verified? Do it yourself!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (452, 'The MF Doom', 'Everyone''s favorite cosplay rapper', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (457, 'Thug Life Beanie', 'The whitest beanie you''ll ever see', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (479, 'Pizza Hut', 'For when ‘good enough'' is enough', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (484, 'Slav-sya', 'Enough about human rights, let''s talk about human wrongs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (501, 'Dancing Marsey', 'Omg she''s so happy lookit her GO', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (504, 'Iron Crown of Lombardy', 'This isn''t Crusader Kings, stop it', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1138, 'Fallout Advanced Power Armour', 'War. War never changes.', 2, 500, NULL, 1673534169);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (902, 'Shovel Knight', 'Cosplay as the shovel man himself!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665347426);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (917, 'Bell Pepper (red)', 'Now you can cosplay as a bell pepper and make mama proud!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665417006);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (911, 'Racecar Hat', 'I sleep in a hat with my wife', 2, 500, NULL, 1665355513);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1149, 'This hat kills fishists', 'This hat is perfect for anyone who loves fishing and has a sense of humor. Whether you’re a an amateur angler or master baiter, you can show off your confidence and charisma with this witty slogan. It is made of cotton and has an adjustable snapback. Order yours today and reel in the compliments!', 2, 500, NULL, 1677730441);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1153, 'Hope Eradicated', 'Who needs friends when you have money?', 2, 500, NULL, 1679346572);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1150, 'Power In Misery', 'Stop wasting company resources by getting killed...', 2, 500, NULL, 1679343066);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (514, 'Glowing', 'Hit me with your car', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1157, 'Divine Light', 'Who has time to enjoy life when you''re making MONEY?!', 2, 500, NULL, 1679347512);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1155, 'Flesh Automaton', 'You are a flesh automaton powered by neurotransmiters', 2, 500, NULL, 1679347040);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1169, 'Mimic', 'That is NOT a health pack!', 2, 500, NULL, 1679359754);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1167, 'Tattered Rain Hat', 'Old and worn. You''ve never seen it before but it feels nostalgic.', 2, 500, NULL, 1679359347);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1156, 'Traversing the Grid of Death', 'When reaching rock bottom, despicable deeds may seem like a step up...', 2, 500, NULL, 1679347260);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1170, 'Cigarette', 'Something to suck on.... for those of us, less faggotly gifted', 2, 500, NULL, 1680069984);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1179, 'Funky Kong', 'Lookin'' good, Kongs! Buckle up and blast off, you''re outta here!', 2, 500, NULL, 1680299069);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1178, 'Donkey Kong', 'The coolest monkey in the jungle', 2, 500, NULL, 1680297791);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1177, 'Majora', 'You''ve met with a terrible fate, haven''t you, chud?', 2, 500, NULL, 1680236118);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1172, 'Marseys Funky Bandana', 'She stole it from a bored ape', 2, 500, NULL, 1680231908);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1171, 'Funky Bandana', 'Oh Yeah!!!!!!', 2, 500, NULL, 1680231489);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1180, 'IMMA FIRIN MUH EGG CRACKER', 'The real space lasers Marjorie Taylor Greene was warning you about', 2, 1000, NULL, 1680982678);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1197, 'Foot', 'pbbbt', 2, 1000, NULL, 1682438947);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1195, 'Beauty Pageant Winner', 'There She Is, Miss America', 2, 500, NULL, 1682377919);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1192, 'Devo', 'Whip it good', 2, 500, NULL, 1682375354);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1191, 'Quieres', 'You want?', 2, 500, NULL, 1682373372);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1190, 'Pussy Hat', '=^._.^=', 2, 500, NULL, 1682291980);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1187, 'Henchman', 'Become a member of The Fluttering Horde', 2, 500, NULL, 1682286809);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1185, 'Fascinator', 'Kentucky Derby ready', 2, 500, NULL, 1682283086);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1184, 'Princess Beatrice', 'Remember the royal wedding?', 2, 500, NULL, 1682280525);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1183, 'Blossom', 'And she looks like Blossom!', 2, 500, NULL, 1682252248);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1182, 'Friends Frame', 'Could I *be* more of a hat?', 2, 500, NULL, 1682251449);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1198, 'Cumjar filled', 'After months of work, the magnum opus is completed', 2, 500, NULL, 1682742950);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1200, 'Swagger', 'You will never be this cool', 2, 500, NULL, 1683449976);

















INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1220, 'Chained Border', '?????', 2, 500, NULL, 1686289778);

INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1213, 'Secret Crack', 'Oh hi… AH', 2, 1000, NULL, 1686288898);




















































INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1256, 'dawnfag', 'I’m too tired to write a description I’m sorry here’s your hat toats', 2, 500, NULL, 1687739873);

INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1289, 'Energy Dome', 'Collects latent Orgone energy and recirculates it into the Medulla Oblongata.', 2, 500, NULL, 1689298931);



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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (716, 'Baked Beans Bucket Hat', 'This neighbor is wearing beans!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663647585);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1104, 'Neurohelmet', 'Saddle up, Mechwarrior!', 2, 500, NULL, 1669751799);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1002, 'Hearty Hands', 'I dont think hands should do that...', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084251);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1003, 'Dragged', 'HELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084272);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (718, 'Literally Me', 'Sving music, jazz? PTOOEY!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663801724);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (719, 'The Matrix', 'The Matrix is an allegory of the transgender experience that you and everyone else got suckered into watching', 2, 1000, NULL, 1663836639);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (720, 'The Matrix Resurrections', 'Wachowski moment', 2, 1000, NULL, 1663836967);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (721, 'Booba2', 'TFW you see Canadian trans teacher with huge knockers', 2, 1000, NULL, 1663861867);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (722, 'Darth Vader Helmet', 'Cool-looking guy from Star Tre', 2, 500, NULL, 1663892277);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (725, 'New Years Glasses', 'Happy New Year!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663892467);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (726, 'Operator', 'This classical variables has been quantized and is now a Hermitian operator on a Hillbert space.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663893198);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (990, 'Grass', 'Ass and cash also accepted.', 2, 500, NULL, 1666508354);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1, 'Ushanka', 'The People''s Hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1004, 'Gimme Hands', 'Give me coin, or give me balls', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084296);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1006, 'Rainbow Dash', 'OMG RAINBOW DASH FROM MLP!?', 2, 500, NULL, 1667168572);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (736, 'Marsey Slime Hat', 'Let this cute little slime marsey climb on your crusty head.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664085993);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (728, 'Kanohi Akaku (Kopaka)', 'Toa of Ice. The obligatory lone wolf character. You''re Lego Sasuke.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969562);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (729, 'Kanohi Kaukau (Gali)', 'Toa of Water. Lmao, you picked the girl one!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969637);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (730, 'Kanohi Miru (Lewa)', 'Toa of Air. You''re the funny one of the group, or maybe you just know that the axe was the coolest weapon.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969803);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (734, 'Kanohi Pakari (Onua)', 'Toa of Earth. The wisdom of the group, but wisdom is useless if you don''t share it. Why is your element separate from Stone? Answer me that, wise guy!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663970191);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (737, 'Duel Wielding', 'Oh shit you''re packing? My bad carry on', 2, 500, NULL, 1664088304);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (3, 'Cat Ears I', 'Mew :3', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (738, 'Godots Visor', '"An A-press is an A-press, you can''t say it''s only half." - TJ "Henry" Yoshi', 2, 500, NULL, 1664189703);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (741, 'Eazy-E Hat', 'BIPOCs wtih Attitude', 2, 500, NULL, 1664339102);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (743, 'Face Hugger', 'This thing bled acid! Who knows what it''s gonna'' do when it''s dead!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664402395);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (740, 'Sleepy', '...Please... ...Let me sleep... ...A little more... ...Please...', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664285288);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (744, 'Webbed', 'It isn''t cum on your face this time-Happy Halloween', 2, 500, NULL, 1664415784);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (745, 'The Jason', 'Slash away those filthy campers jason-Happy Halloween', 2, 500, NULL, 1664415825);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (746, 'Sawwed', 'Ouch you need an Advil?-Happy Halloween', 2, 500, NULL, 1664415857);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (749, 'Stacked', 'Now you''re cute and delicious.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595845);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (752, 'Gas Mask', 'When the nukes hit you''re first prepared!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595913);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (747, 'Football Helmet', 'For those who want CTE', 2, 500, NULL, 1664589824);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (748, 'Anti-Foid', 'Down with the Necromatriarchy!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664590716);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (755, 'Ski-mask EYES', 'When 2 eyes isn''t enough have 6!-smokey', 2, 500, NULL, 1664600641);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (757, 'Beanie baby tag', 'Now you''re a plush, into the jar with you-parx5', 2, 500, NULL, 1664602656);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (758, 'Target', 'Bullseye!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664604233);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (760, 'Foxy Grandpa', 'Goddamn you are one foxy grandpa-SalaciousWombat', 2, 500, NULL, 1664633035);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (764, 'Generic Religious Figurehead', 'Good morning', 2, 500, NULL, 1664640654);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (762, 'Cthulhu Mask', 'I would kiss that cutie.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664638109);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (763, 'Top Hat (pentagram)', 'mages vs matriarchy headgear', 2, 500, NULL, 1664638170);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (770, 'Shroom head', 'You really went so long without a shower mushrooms grew?', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658333);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (771, 'Escoffion', 'Look dark... AND STYLISH!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658375);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (772, 'Attifet', 'You''re a European woman in the 1600s??', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658421);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (774, 'French Fries', 'Now your salty and tasty!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658675);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (775, 'Condiment Top', 'Now you can squirt out tasty condiments!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658867);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (767, 'bleh', 'froggy go “bleh”', 2, 500, NULL, 1664646019);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (768, 'PLAYER 1', 'you only have 2 lives left oop', 2, 500, NULL, 1664646508);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (783, 'A Beautiful Mind', 'Or a euphemism for schizophrenia', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664825990);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (784, 'Yolo swag 420 rekt', 'Also known as the epilepsy inducer', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664826603);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (782, 'Fatass minecrap streamer mask', 'I suck his dick / for hours at a time / stare at his nutsack / while I hold back my cum tonite', 2, 500, NULL, 1664768706);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (777, 'Fat and Stinky Visor', 'Why would you put those pins on a visor?!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664683498);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (778, 'Coke Jail', 'You drank pepsi, to coke jail with you.-CocaColaMan', 2, 500, NULL, 1664727469);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (779, 'nemean lion hood', 'Like a true roman, wear a lion!-gudi', 2, 500, NULL, 1664728578);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (780, 'Winged Hussar', 'To battle with wings on your head!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664731432);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (786, 'Ricks hair', 'Wubba lubba dub dub', 2, 500, NULL, 1664930047);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (781, 'BTC', 'Only wear this if you''re worth billions.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664750970);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (803, 'BERSERKER HELM', 'BERSERKER HELM', 2, 500, NULL, 1665088512);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (790, 'LGBTUSSR Officer Hat 2', 'Be fascist and GAYYY!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664994701);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (793, 'Pornhub', 'We all know why you bought this...', 2, 500, NULL, 1664995981);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (795, 'Ass Eater', 'Good announcement, now show us eating yours.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664996448);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (796, 'Pinhead Mask', 'Your mask is a bit... small.-Happy Halloween!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664997385);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (801, 'Ramen', 'Eatin'' ramen, watchin'' ramen, bein'' ramen', 2, 500, NULL, 1665000479);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (804, 'TF2 Stacked', 'Why wear one hat when you can wear 3!-momomo', 2, 500, NULL, 1665102373);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (806, 'Lotus', 'Now you look and smell pretty like a lotus!-sarah', 2, 500, NULL, 1665103737);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (797, 'Happy Halloween', '🦇 a spooopy title for you 🎃', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998497);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (798, 'BOO', '👻 floating little baby ghosties …… BOO!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998569);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (799, 'Boobies', 'sorry no, not those kind of boobies', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998710);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (800, 'Peekaboo', 'this little guy will watch over you, just remember to feed him!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998845);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1103, 'The MacArthur', 'Fuck you Truman you fucking communist', 2, 500, NULL, 1669320357);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (723, 'Hohol', 'Мій предок :)', 2, 500, NULL, 1663892328);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (982, 'Pochita', 'Friendly chainsaw devil hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1666467185);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1136, 'Sonichu', 'Go! Sonichu! Go out and zap to the extreme!', 2, 500, NULL, 1673117074);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (750, 'Cave Man', 'UNGA BUNGA UNGA BUNGA OOO OOO', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595865);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (753, 'Doom Guy', 'RIP AND TEAR', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595933);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (991, 'Clocked', 'No hun don''t worry you totally pass', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666508772);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1139, 'Lunar New Year', '新年快乐!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1673554101);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (974, 'Kitsune Mask I', 'Some weeb furry shit idfk', 2, 500, NULL, 1666459502);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (807, 'The Capy', 'You''re the chosen one! No one can hurt you!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665104052);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1007, 'Red Halloween Mask', 'Worth a month’s rent, or just being a Top 10 Gigavaxxer or Zigger during Homoween 2022.', 2, 0, NULL, 1667274742);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1000, 'BADASS DAD', 'A hat for the BADASS dads!', 2, 500, NULL, 1667083950);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1005, 'The BIRD', 'FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, ANDDDDDD FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084316);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1140, 'Yiff In Hell', 'Translation: "I''m really desperate for social acceptance."', 2, 500, NULL, 1674463260);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1141, 'NCR Ranger Helmet', '"Patrolling the rdrama almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"', 2, 500, NULL, 1675539483);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1144, 'Venom', '"We, are Venom"', 2, 500, NULL, 1675890800);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1146, 'Cum2', 'For the sexy people that need cummed on!! Smoother Cum', 2, 1000, NULL, 1676691570);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1145, 'Cum', 'For the sexy people that need cummed on!!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1676690971);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (965, 'FDJ', '"Jetzt bin ich ein Freier Deutsche Jugendfunktionär"', 2, 500, NULL, 1665686729);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (969, 'Elite Pedo Sniper', 'The shemagh gives you +10 accuracy', 2, 500, NULL, 1665817338);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (933, 'Rascal', 'See this person 3 times and they have to give you something-Minecraft MV22', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434625);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (966, 'Noble 6 helmet', 'Alive in a cave in Azod, Reach,', 2, 500, NULL, 1665691416);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (967, 'Punished Snake', 'What are we, some kind of "metal gear V The Phantom Pain?"', 2, 500, NULL, 1665704742);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (912, 'EldenRing', 'Finally the elden lord!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665355539);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (918, 'Bell pepper (green)', 'Why would you choose the WORST bell pepper??', 2, 500, NULL, 1665417034);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (919, 'Bell pepper (yellow)', 'Not the worst bell pepper, not the best. Perfectly balanced.', 2, 500, NULL, 1665417061);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (920, 'corvo attano mask', 'Time to get stealthy', 2, 500, NULL, 1665422211);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (924, 'Duel Wielding 2', 'Duel Wielding in style!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665428048);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (925, 'USA', 'Show off your America pride!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665428183);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (926, 'TV', 'Look ma''! Im on the tele!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665428714);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (92, 'Top Hat (black)', 'Traditional. Classy. Elegant.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (927, 'Wizard', 'You''re a wizard harry!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665429019);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (928, 'astolfo 1', 'Anime weeb lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1665433824);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (930, 'Afonso 3', 'ATGs cunt bf', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434079);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (931, 'Nose', 'That''s one big SNIFFER', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434351);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (932, 'Sniffer', 'Awaken this ancient dinosaur and put it on your head!-Minecraft MV22', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434600);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (934, 'Tuff Golem', 'Let this little guy show off how cool you are-Minecraft MV22', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434655);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (935, 'Proud Virgin', 'You should be proud to be a virgin!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665535261);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (939, 'Xanax bar', 'When you''re down or sad take a xannex!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665536735);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (940, 'Walter white', 'COOK WITH ME JESSIE', 2, 500, NULL, 1665536970);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (943, 'Tawhid Finger I', 'Praise the one above', 2, 500, NULL, 1665539751);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (944, 'Tawhid Finger II', 'This is for you lord!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665539936);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (946, 'I love STIMS', 'Gotta love stimulants!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665605747);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (947, 'Red Ducky', 'You gotta love this cute hat!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665607061);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (948, 'Imperial Japan', 'BE PART OF IMPERIAL ARMY NOW', 2, 500, NULL, 1665609099);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (952, 'Italian Sin', 'ITALIANS ATTACK', 2, 500, NULL, 1665615049);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (954, 'Bowl', 'GET OUT OF THE BOWL', 2, 500, NULL, 1665615343);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (955, 'Gambler', 'PLAY THIS MAN IN BLACK JACK NOW', 2, 500, NULL, 1665615565);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (890, 'Starfall', 'What a stary night!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665340169);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (888, 'Balloons I', '99 luftballons', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665339993);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (889, 'Balloons II', 'Upular (LOOK THIS SONG UP IT IS SO GOOD)', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665340023);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (963, 'Buried', 'You''re buried in sand?! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?', 2, 500, NULL, 1665616459);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (968, 'Bloody Tusks', '🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘', 2, 500, NULL, 1665728710);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (923, 'Bartman', 'Have a cow idfc', 2, 500, NULL, 1665425863);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (980, 'Homoween 2022', 'HAPPY HOMOWEEN 2022, COCKTOBER 31ST BABY 🎉', 2, 0, NULL, 1666466571);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (970, 'CCCP', 'Reserved for communists, patriots and comrades of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.', 2, 500, NULL, 1666408651);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (978, 'Glitch 2', 'OOOooo that don''t look good. Better go get that fixed.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666462293);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (979, 'Evil Eye', 'The eternal eye has opened', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666462388);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (971, 'DOOT DOOT', 'thank you for the hat mr skeltal', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666458989);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (976, 'Bloody Eyes', 'Eldritch headgear', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666462111);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (977, 'Glitch 1', 'Stop punching the monitor, Kyle', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666462267);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (714, 'Captain Falcon', 'The chad that every smash player wanted to imitate, if only his moveset included a shower.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663474615);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (715, 'Inspector Gadget', '"Go go Gadget Brown Bricks!"', 2, 500, NULL, 1663477536);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (724, 'Spartan Helmet', 'THIS IS SPARTA!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663892367);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (983, 'MLP Tiara', 'A tiara for everypony!', 2, 500, NULL, 1666468737);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (998, 'The Miracle of Birth', 'Relive your birthday!', 2, 500, NULL, 1666908681);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (751, 'Butter', 'Southern-fried and full of love.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595886);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (754, 'Crusader helmet', 'RETAKE THE HOLY LAND!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595954);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (996, 'Kerfus', 'Nie wkładaj kutasa do elementów ruchomych maszyny.', 2, 500, NULL, 1666733127);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (766, 'book', 'i can read! heheh', 2, 500, NULL, 1664645746);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (997, 'Spermitarian', '2 lil troopers!', 2, 500, NULL, 1666742226);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (787, 'Turban', 'Turban with Bindi Dot (Namaste)', 2, 500, NULL, 1664980060);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (788, 'LGBTUSSR Officer Hat', 'Rule with an iron fist... And use that iron fist for more than ruling ;)', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664994148);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (993, 'Autumn Leaves', 'we call it fall becoz leaf fall down p:', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666729982);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (808, 'The Capy 2', 'The drippiest and pimpiest capybara out there.', 2, 500, NULL, 1665104484);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1001, 'Uzi', '*Italian noises*', 2, 500, NULL, 1667083976);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1010, 'WallStreetBets', 'stonks', 2, 1000, NULL, 1667402952);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (676, 'Kepi', 'Army cap for those unlucky enough to be French', 2, 500, NULL, 1663303083);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (678, 'Turkroach', 'Come on Carp this one''s hilarious. It''s semi transparent to clarify', 2, 500, NULL, 1663305640);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (679, 'Judge Dredd', 'THIS USER IS THE LAW', 2, 500, NULL, 1663309533);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (680, 'Hat Stack', 'You are as presumptuous as you are poor and Irish. Challenge not the majesty of my tower of hats.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663310312);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (809, 'Neon cat', 'Nya~ Nya for the neon cat!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665107083);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (813, 'Oni mask 1', 'A scary demonic spirit from japan!? Fucking weeb', 2, 500, NULL, 1665187283);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (814, 'Oni mask 2', 'Time to get funky, Japanese style.', 2, 500, NULL, 1665187310);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (684, 'cans dot wav', 'I am your host, the man they call Ghost.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663378616);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (685, 'The Lawlz II', 'Ben 10 aficionado and connoisseur.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663400628);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (815, 'Top Hat (WPD)', 'A trans-dimensional crossover hat from rDrama’s much cooler big brother', 2, 500, NULL, 1665188158);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (686, 'Pingas', 'Snooping as usual, I see!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663400760);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (687, 'Robbie Rotten', 'Number one hairstyle!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663400876);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (23, 'Cowboy I', 'Make him wish he could quit you', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (688, 'Stephanie', 'I am not a creep. It was the third image result when I googled "Robbie Rotten hair png"', 2, 500, NULL, 1663400979);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (816, 'Impaled', 'Guess you''re not a vampire.', 2, 500, NULL, 1665188791);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (689, 'Sportacus', 'Official mascot of /h/fatpeoplehate', 2, 500, NULL, 1663401163);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (681, 'Avatar State', 'But when the world needed him most, the Dramatar vanished', 2, 500, NULL, 1663357705);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (682, 'Vampire Mask', 'Totally a current member of House Vampire', 2, 500, NULL, 1663368597);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (817, 'Cyborg', 'Hey do you know the terminator?', 2, 500, NULL, 1665188940);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (818, 'Jarhead', 'What every elden lord needs... A JAR', 2, 500, NULL, 1665189072);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (822, 'Spyglass', 'LAND HOEE', 2, 500, NULL, 1665189991);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (824, 'Hokage', 'You''re finally the HOKAGE!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665190384);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (825, 'Squash', 'Goofy ahh squash on your zombie head.', 2, 500, NULL, 1665190923);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (827, 'Dragon', 'The official hat for @RagnarDanneskjold! Vote Rangar for jannie 2022!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665197323);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (829, 'Femboy', 'Aww what a cute girl! ... Why does "she" have a dick', 2, 500, NULL, 1665255610);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (831, 'On fire', 'HOLY SHIT DUDE YOU''RE ON FIRE.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665259064);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (832, 'Flowing Petals', 'You look so cute as the petals fall.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665259202);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (833, 'Butterflies', 'You give me butterflies...', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665259809);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (834, 'Third Eyes', 'OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665259830);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (836, 'BUBBLES', 'AHHH YEAH LETS GOOO BUBBLE TIMES', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665259869);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (838, 'Bats', 'Closest you''ll ever be to batman.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665260209);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (839, 'Confetti', 'WOOOO you must be special you have confetti!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665260585);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (840, 'Crawling spider', 'AHHH SPIDER HIT IT', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665260749);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (842, 'Cursor', 'You should click this users profile!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665260982);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (699, 'Gendo', '"Get in the fucking robot, Marsey."', 2, 500, NULL, 1663431457);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (176, 'Maskmaxxer', 'Why aren''t there two? Are you trying to kill us?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (182, 'Badass Fighter Ace', ' Top Gun™ Maverick® Now Showing In Theaters!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (198, 'Whirly Tard Hat II', 'Propeller go brrrrrrrrrr', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (199, 'Family Man Free Hat', 'It''s a good show!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (200, 'Engineer', 'Choo choo!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (201, 'Vexillaurius Helmet', 'Degenerates like you belong on rDrama', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (202, 'Astronaut Helmet', 'See you, space marsey', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (278, 'The Justinian', 'Glory to God who has thought me worthy to finish this work. Solomon, I have outdone you.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (221, 'Wolf Ears I', 'OwO what''s this?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (277, 'Cool Wine Aunt', 'It''s pruno, don''t pretend you''re fancy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (284, 'The Gary Plauche', 'We can''t expect God to do all the work', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (228, 'Pride Hat I', 'We''re here, we''re queer, get used to it!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (229, 'Marsey Ears', '@Dramarama''s first hat and it is PERFECT', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (231, 'Egg', 'Uh oh, someone''s got egg on his/her/their/xer/spiderself''s face', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (233, 'Player One', 'Mom says it''s my turn!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (234, 'Okapi', 'Big throbbing okapi cock 🤤', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (235, 'Emo Hair I', '''''Rawr'''' means ''''I love you'''' in Dinosaur :3', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (236, 'Ram Horns', 'Not quite sure what a ram is tbh but here are its horns. Like is it a boy sheep? A goat? Some animal of its own? Who knows!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (237, 'Bunny Ears', 'BUNNY!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (238, 'Pinhead', 'Dirty Dan''s best friend', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (239, 'Mojo Jojo', 'I once knew a Mexican dude named Nick who pronounced Mojo Jojo as mohohoho', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (240, 'Backstabbed', 'I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Rodh-- ack!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (241, 'The Garry_Chess', 'I AM A DOCTOR I AM IMPORTANT HURRDURR', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (242, 'Aussie Hat', 'Gday, cunt', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (243, 'Night Cap', 'Imagine putting a fucking :marseytom: hat on before bed lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (244, 'Anime I', 'YIKES! CRINGE!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (245, 'The Brianna Laundrie', 'RIP Brianna and RIP r/FriendsOfBrian', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (246, 'Lains Bear Kigurumi', 'And you don''t seem to understand / A shame, you seemed an honest man', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (248, 'Furfag Pride', 'We`re here, we fuck animals get used to it.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (249, 'why', 'BOOHOO NIGGA', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (250, 'Grass Toucher', 'Makes you immune to being told to touch grass', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (251, 'Napoleon', 'Liberté, ordre public', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (252, 'Average rDrama Hat Designer', 'USE THE FUCKING TEMPLATE', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (253, 'Phrygian Cap', 'Liberté, égalité, fraternité', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (254, 'Three Lil Marseys', 'It''s three Marseys. They''re little. What more do you want from me here?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (255, 'KN95 Mask', 'We are all in this together. If you are serious about flattening the curve, you will wear this.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (256, 'Confusion', '????????????????????????????', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (257, 'Umbreon Ears', 'For legal reasons, we cannot actually call these Umbreon Ears. Please refer to them as something else.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (260, 'Carphead', 'A legally viable excuse to have Carp on top of you in public', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (261, 'Journoid Scum', 'The wearer of this hat was coming right for you, I saw it. The shooting was purely self-defense.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (262, 'Delicious Feet', 'feet > bussy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (344, 'Slava Ukraini', 'Slava Ukraini!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (345, 'Gigachad Mask', 'Average rDrama user', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (346, 'Pumpkin Remains', 'A gory pumpkin scalp', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (347, 'Peek-A-Boo Marsey', 'AAAAHHH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GETITOFF AAAAAAHHHHHHH', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (348, 'Hazmat Suit', 'Standard-issue PPE for wading through the cesspit that is rDrama', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (349, 'Cat Ears (wiggly)', 'MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (350, 'Marionette Strings', 'Dance, puppet, dance', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (351, 'PaRappa Beanie', 'This is technically a furry item fyi', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (353, 'Double Ds (hat)', 'double deez nuts lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (354, 'SNIFFED', 'Extremely uncomfortable for almost everyone involved', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (356, 'Santa Hat I', 'Frozen Frozen Frozen (like ho ho ho get it), merry Fistmas!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (357, 'Scumbag Steve', '>comes to your gay poz mixer >wears a rubber', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (358, 'Umbrella Hat', 'Covered in dirty yellow and white streaks', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (359, 'Ridin With Biden', 'You ridin''?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (360, 'NFT', 'Right clicking is STRICTLY prohibited', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (361, 'The Bog', 'Will you take the call?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (362, 'Googly Eyes', 'My eyes are up here', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (363, 'Kanohi Hau', 'A description was not provided but google says it''s a Bionicle thing. I think those are like Legos. Mysterious Lego mask oooooooh', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (364, 'The Yugi', 'Children''s card game world champ', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (365, 'Maid Cap', 'CLEAN IT UP MAID 🤣 FOR A RESPECTABLE WAGE 🤣🤣🤣', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (366, 'BLACKED', 'You were built for BBC', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (368, 'Wonder Tiara', '(Lynda Carter''s version, of course)', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (369, 'Fisherman Hat', 'The text is completely indecipherable at this scale. I have no idea if that makes it worthless or adds to the joke.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (370, 'Crosshair', 'You deserve this.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (371, 'DONT CARE DIDNT ASK YOUR WHITE', 'DONT CARE + DIDNT ASK + YOUR WHITE', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (372, 'Dragonborn', 'Dragon Shout: FEED/AND/SEED', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (373, 'Sun Hat III', 'So many sun hats to choose from, so little sun.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (374, 'Anglerfish', 'It''s not Snoo''s scalp. Stop asking that.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (375, 'Nun Headpiece', 'Bandeau and veil, coif not included', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (376, 'Colovian Fur Helm', 'NOT for n''wahs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (377, 'Booze Cruise', 'Drunk driver rights are human rights', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (378, 'Son of the Mask Mask', 'Don''t ya just LOVE Homoween?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (379, 'Bananahead', 'This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (626, 'Pedo Sniper', 'Ready, aim...', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (381, 'Panty Raid (pink)', 'Are ya feeling it now Mr. Krabs?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (382, 'Panty Raid (red)', 'Are ya feeling it now Mr. Krabs?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (383, 'Panty Raid (white)', 'Are ya feeling it now Mr. Krabs?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (384, 'Head Crab', 'It''s a crab. For your head.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (386, 'Curts New Hat', 'Have you *seen* it?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (387, 'Gray Cowl of Nocturnal', 'Capital!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (388, 'Tricorne', 'This hat is for TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOTS only', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (404, 'Knight Helmet', 'kNIGht 🤗', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1132, 'USDA inspector', 'they''re still a glowie, despite the unthreatening appearance. don''t let them inspect your food.', 2, 500, NULL, 1672455409);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (892, 'sailor moon peek', 'Really?', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665340406);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (352, 'John Deere Hat', 'She (male) thinks my tractor''s sexy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (355, 'Chef Hat', 'Cloudflare just bent the knee and I''m nauseated and don''t feel like writing descriptions for hats sorry', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (392, 'Chris-Chan', 'Hat to the extreme!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (393, 'Bunny Buttons', 'Byo requested this one but I''m honestly not even sure what it is', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (394, 'ROFLcopter', 'Lollerskates', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (395, 'Whirly Tard Hat (animated)', 'This one spins omg', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (412, 'The Klenny', '🤣👍', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (422, 'Booba', 'O_O', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (409, 'AI Core', 'Thought this said AL Core for a minute like Al gore but no it''s ai like the robot thing and apparently it''s from a vidya so here we go description done 🤌', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (424, 'Pearl Clutcher', 'REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (462, 'Rasta Hat', 'Jah bless', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1133, 'Singapore Flag', 'Ranked the world''s most expensive city to live in 8 times in the past decade', 2, 1000, NULL, 1672773592);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1134, 'Hot headed', 'Damn you need to cool down bro.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1672981389);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1135, 'Qanon', 'wiggawigga fellow PATRIOT!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1673112507);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (416, 'Monopoly Hat', 'Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200 coin.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (895, 'Target practice', 'KEEP SHOOTING TILL THE BEAST IS DEAD', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341399);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (896, 'Cheers', 'HOORAY! All hail the special one!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341566);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (897, 'Patrick Lick', 'You taste sweet', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341627);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (898, 'Make It Rain', 'It is raining.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341752);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (899, 'Wise mystical tree', 'Things about get wise and freaky', 2, 500, NULL, 1665342497);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (398, 'The Catman', 'This counts as a fursuit', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (401, 'Current Thing (oppose)', 'Denazify Ukraine!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (402, 'T-34 Tank', 'For denazification purposes', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (403, 'Weatherman', 'Glad I could help', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (405, 'Israeli Friend Pins', 'If any man shall adore the beast and his image, and receive his character in his forehead, or in his hand.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (407, 'Top Hat (black glitter)', 'Be careful not to rub this against anything', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (410, 'Retro Snapchat Thot', 'Heckin good pupperino', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (411, 'The Goatse', 'Open wide!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (418, 'Bass Pro', 'Of course I cum fast, I got fish to catch!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (420, '2070s Hat', 'State-enforced homosexuality. Teaching JavaScript to refugees. The flyest headwear. Bring on the Paradigm Shift.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (413, 'Retro Brimstone', 'Look man if you''re gonna submit old vidya imagery as hats I need to know what it IS so I can write descriptions', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (423, 'Dramautist Jar Project', 'Wh-what''s going on? Why am I in here?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (417, 'Monopoly Thimble', 'Just the right size for your dick huh', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (425, 'Girlboss', '#GASLIGHT #GATEKEEP #GIRLBOSS', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (426, 'Gold Badge', 'You did so well. You deserve yourself.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (427, 'Silver Badge', 'First loser', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (428, 'Green Badge', 'Winner of the 20XX Farmers Choice Award', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (429, 'Red Badge', 'The red badge of bussy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (431, 'Blue Badgr', 'I blue myself', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (433, 'R2D2', '[unintelligible whirring and beeping]', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (434, 'Gay Fawkes Mask', 'Buy curtains, Buy a dog. We are legging. Accept us.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (437, 'Cigar', 'Sometimes s cigar is just a cigar. Not this time, though. This is clearly about craving dick in your mouth.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (438, 'Conquistador', 'Sorry, but the human sacrifice stops NOW.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (439, 'Pumpkin', 'Spowoky Owoky Puwumpykin', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (440, 'Jester Hat (Mardi Gras)', 'YOU Tuesday', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (441, 'Jester Hat (red and blue)', 'Jingle jingle', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (442, 'Jester Hat (blue and purple)', 'Hand wash only', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (443, 'The Ricardo Milos', '✨Iconic✨', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (444, 'The Awoo', 'This is (not) Cirno', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (445, 'Krusty Krew', 'KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA. IS THE PIZZA. FOR YOU AND ME.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (446, 'Sutton Woo Helmet', 'What a neat helmet. Why would someone leave it lying on the ground?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (447, 'Cosmonaut Helmet', 'Yuri Gagarsey, hero of the Soviet Union!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (448, 'The Pizzashill', 'WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (449, 'Handmaids Bonnet', 'Wear this to protest the ban on infanticide', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (451, 'Influencer', 'Sweet, faceless validation', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (453, 'Top Hat (fancy)', 'Shallow and pedantic, if you ask me. It insists upon itself', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (454, 'Jaguar Warrior', 'The human sacrifices will continue until morale improves', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (455, 'Marsey Brainhat', 'Just two brainlets, hanging out', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (456, 'Black Crown', 'Black crowns matter', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (458, 'Mario Raccoon', 'BING BING RACCOON', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (459, 'Eggscellent Hat', '🥚 lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (367, 'Burning Flames Team Captain', 'Yeah I''m hot shit, could you tell?', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (460, 'Edelgard Hair', 'Please report anyone with this hat to @carpathianflorist for weeb eradication', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (380, 'Witch (Wizard) Hat', 'STOP ASKING WHY I DON''T USE MAGIC TO CHANGE MY GENDER', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (385, 'Magician Hat', 'It''s not just animated so we can charge more for it. Really!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (389, 'BIG MAD', 'Positively seething', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (390, 'Nervous Sweating', 'oshit >mfw', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (391, 'Sparkles', '✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (461, 'Gothic Lolita', 'Dark and brooding. Not very brooding, actually. But dark.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (463, 'Sheep Horns', 'For the horniest of sheep', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (464, 'Luffy Hat', 'Stretchy pirate weebshit guy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (465, 'Thin Film Interference Hat', 'Like that movie with the time machine car', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (466, 'BANNED stamp', 'One time at banned stamp I', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (467, 'Minecraft', 'It is impossible to fedpost with this hat on', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (468, 'Brimless Yankee', 'The finest team of juicers money can buy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (469, 'The Kiwi', 'Wearing this constitutes a hate crime in most developed countries', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (470, 'The Mathematician', 'Special delivery from Mr. Kac- Mr. Kaz- Mr. Kazimspy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (471, 'Frog Hat', 'It has a cute frog on it', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (472, 'Moriya Frog Hat', 'Big googly eye froge hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (903, 'Haunted', 'Spooky ghosts follow!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665347450);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (901, 'Wombat', 'Multipurpose head wombat', 2, 500, NULL, 1665347408);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (904, 'RIP BOZO', 'Rest in piss faggot', 2, 500, NULL, 1665348882);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (905, 'The Poo', '💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩', 2, 500, NULL, 1665349075);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (910, 'Rocket League', 'Time for car FOOTBALL!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665355493);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (906, 'Lantern head', 'Light your path in inconvenient ways!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665349271);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (900, 'Trapped', '😔😔😔', 2, 500, NULL, 1665343188);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (907, 'Venus Flytrap', 'You''re a bug to this plant!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665350150);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (908, 'Psychedelic', 'Trippy and Pretty!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665350405);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (909, 'Nicholas Cage Vore', 'Face/off', 2, 500, NULL, 1665350658);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (916, 'Blood Rain', 'Mmmmm.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665356178);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (915, 'Top Hat (double rainbow)', 'Double the rainbow double the pride', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665356065);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (473, 'Warning Tape', 'This user is a walking red flag', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (474, 'The Merchant', 'What did he mean by this? 🤔', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (475, 'Stickbug', 'Lookit this lil fella go', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (476, 'Cos Bucket Hat', 'Bitch ima cow', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (477, 'Strawberry Hat', '🍓🍓🍓', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (478, 'Froge Beret', 'On Wednesdays we wear frogs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (480, 'Knitted Hat (blue)', 'Plush. Warm. Ugly. But enough about your mom.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (481, 'Ladies Ornate Hat (black)', 'Elegant!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (482, 'Cowgirl (male)', 'Rootin tootin foid-shootin', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (483, 'Naughty Newsboy', 'Missing. Last seen at ground zero of your local monkeypox outbreak. If found, do NOT touch.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (485, 'This Is Fine', 'Situation normal.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (486, 'Emo Hair II', 'SO CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (487, 'Emo Hair III', 'I write sins not tragedies', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (488, 'Emo Hair IV', 'I''m not okay (I promise)', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (489, 'Emo Hair V', 'Thnks fr th Mmrs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (490, 'Emo Hair VI', 'Cute Without The ''E''', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (491, 'Top Hat (frost)', 'Cool-colored top hat for cool tops only', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (492, 'Top Hat (frilly Victorian)', 'Victorian fashion was HIDEOUS but contemporary spins on it are just lovely', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (493, 'Brown Herringbone Flat Cap', 'TWEED AND SNEED', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (494, 'Skull Boingy Head Things', 'boing 💀 boing 💀 boing 💀', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (495, 'Alligator-Textured Gold Blingy Hat', 'Looks like shit but probably feels real nice', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (496, 'Flower Hat (hot pink)', 'A cute flower hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (497, 'Stinky', 'UH OH! STINKY!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (498, 'Mario Hat (BIPOC)', 'Who could have dropped this?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (499, 'Fart Slave Gear', '12 years a fart slave', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (500, 'Little African Hat', 'Promise not to wear it', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (502, 'Booze Cruisin', 'DRUNK DRIVER RIGHTS ARE TRANS RIGHTS', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (503, 'The Antichrist', 'Weak to Tesla coils', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (505, 'ADIDAS Cap', 'Sacred cultural headpiece for the highest caste of gopnik', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (506, 'The Tim Buckley', 'Is this loss?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (507, 'Gat', 'The ultimate in neo-BTSstanwear', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (511, 'Sam Fisher', 'Four-eyed freak vidya edition', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (512, 'The Buckethead', 'Exactly what it says on the tin', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (513, 'The Sherlock', 'Elemarsey, my dear Watson', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (515, 'Cringe Archivist', '*SNAP* Yep, this one for sure', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (516, 'Madoka', 'Pink-haired retard', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (517, 'Homura', 'Why does the jap have blue eyes', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (519, 'Sakaya', 'omg stop making me look up chinese cartoon characters', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (520, 'Mami', 'Titty ass bitch', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (521, 'VDV Beret', 'something something something Russia', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (522, 'Dr Livesey', 'Dr Soon-To-Be-Dead', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (528, 'Flower Clip', 'A cute flower clip', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (530, 'RENT FREE', 'idek anymore carp whatever you want is fine', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (508, 'Meowth', 'That''s right!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (509, 'Niconico', 'I can''t think of a description, but I''m proud of it', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (510, 'Sneed (Chuck)', 'Subsequently Sneed''s', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (518, 'Kyoko', 'This is seriously her name? Kyoto with a k instead? Hi I''m Philadelkia, son of Dedroit, son of Kansas Citie <_>', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (524, 'Smurf Hat (papa)', 'You think you''re better than all the other smurves', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (529, 'Conehead', 'How do you describe a cone? It''s a cone. It goes on your head.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (523, 'Smurf Hat', 'La la, la la la la', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (525, 'Please Be Autistic I Am Yes', 'Please Be Autistic I Am Yes', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (526, 'No-No Finger', 'Oh no you di-int', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (527, 'Cat Ears (wig)', '~~nya ^-^', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (430, 'Purple Badge', 'Orange ya glad ya didn''t get an orange badge?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (432, 'Orange Badge', 'You''ve betrayed the purple badge.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (435, 'Witch III', 'Submitter called it cursed. He didn''t explain how. It''s cursed I guess? Spoooooooky.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (436, 'robocop', 'You''ll never fuck my ass, Batman', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (450, 'Bluecheck', 'Can''t get verified? Do it yourself!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (452, 'The MF Doom', 'Everyone''s favorite cosplay rapper', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (457, 'Thug Life Beanie', 'The whitest beanie you''ll ever see', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (479, 'Pizza Hut', 'For when ‘good enough'' is enough', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (484, 'Slav-sya', 'Enough about human rights, let''s talk about human wrongs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (501, 'Dancing Marsey', 'Omg she''s so happy lookit her GO', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (504, 'Iron Crown of Lombardy', 'This isn''t Crusader Kings, stop it', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1138, 'Fallout Advanced Power Armour', 'War. War never changes.', 2, 500, NULL, 1673534169);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (902, 'Shovel Knight', 'Cosplay as the shovel man himself!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665347426);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (917, 'Bell Pepper (red)', 'Now you can cosplay as a bell pepper and make mama proud!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665417006);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (911, 'Racecar Hat', 'I sleep in a hat with my wife', 2, 500, NULL, 1665355513);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1149, 'This hat kills fishists', 'This hat is perfect for anyone who loves fishing and has a sense of humor. Whether you’re a an amateur angler or master baiter, you can show off your confidence and charisma with this witty slogan. It is made of cotton and has an adjustable snapback. Order yours today and reel in the compliments!', 2, 500, NULL, 1677730441);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1153, 'Hope Eradicated', 'Who needs friends when you have money?', 2, 500, NULL, 1679346572);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1150, 'Power In Misery', 'Stop wasting company resources by getting killed...', 2, 500, NULL, 1679343066);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (514, 'Glowing', 'Hit me with your car', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1157, 'Divine Light', 'Who has time to enjoy life when you''re making MONEY?!', 2, 500, NULL, 1679347512);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1155, 'Flesh Automaton', 'You are a flesh automaton powered by neurotransmiters', 2, 500, NULL, 1679347040);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1169, 'Mimic', 'That is NOT a health pack!', 2, 500, NULL, 1679359754);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1167, 'Tattered Rain Hat', 'Old and worn. You''ve never seen it before but it feels nostalgic.', 2, 500, NULL, 1679359347);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1156, 'Traversing the Grid of Death', 'When reaching rock bottom, despicable deeds may seem like a step up...', 2, 500, NULL, 1679347260);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1170, 'Cigarette', 'Something to suck on.... for those of us, less faggotly gifted', 2, 500, NULL, 1680069984);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1179, 'Funky Kong', 'Lookin'' good, Kongs! Buckle up and blast off, you''re outta here!', 2, 500, NULL, 1680299069);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1178, 'Donkey Kong', 'The coolest monkey in the jungle', 2, 500, NULL, 1680297791);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1177, 'Majora', 'You''ve met with a terrible fate, haven''t you, chud?', 2, 500, NULL, 1680236118);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1172, 'Marseys Funky Bandana', 'She stole it from a bored ape', 2, 500, NULL, 1680231908);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1171, 'Funky Bandana', 'Oh Yeah!!!!!!', 2, 500, NULL, 1680231489);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1180, 'IMMA FIRIN MUH EGG CRACKER', 'The real space lasers Marjorie Taylor Greene was warning you about', 2, 1000, NULL, 1680982678);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1197, 'Foot', 'pbbbt', 2, 1000, NULL, 1682438947);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1195, 'Beauty Pageant Winner', 'There She Is, Miss America', 2, 500, NULL, 1682377919);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1192, 'Devo', 'Whip it good', 2, 500, NULL, 1682375354);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1191, 'Quieres', 'You want?', 2, 500, NULL, 1682373372);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1190, 'Pussy Hat', '=^._.^=', 2, 500, NULL, 1682291980);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1187, 'Henchman', 'Become a member of The Fluttering Horde', 2, 500, NULL, 1682286809);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1185, 'Fascinator', 'Kentucky Derby ready', 2, 500, NULL, 1682283086);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1184, 'Princess Beatrice', 'Remember the royal wedding?', 2, 500, NULL, 1682280525);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1183, 'Blossom', 'And she looks like Blossom!', 2, 500, NULL, 1682252248);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1182, 'Friends Frame', 'Could I *be* more of a hat?', 2, 500, NULL, 1682251449);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1198, 'Cumjar filled', 'After months of work, the magnum opus is completed', 2, 500, NULL, 1682742950);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1200, 'Swagger', 'You will never be this cool', 2, 500, NULL, 1683449976);

















INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1220, 'Chained Border', '?????', 2, 500, NULL, 1686289778);

INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1213, 'Secret Crack', 'Oh hi… AH', 2, 1000, NULL, 1686288898);





















































INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1256, 'dawnfag', 'I’m too tired to write a description I’m sorry here’s your hat toats', 2, 500, NULL, 1687739873);

INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1289, 'Energy Dome', 'Collects latent Orgone energy and recirculates it into the Medulla Oblongata.', 2, 500, NULL, 1689298931);




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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (716, 'Baked Beans Bucket Hat', 'This neighbor is wearing beans!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663647585);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1104, 'Neurohelmet', 'Saddle up, Mechwarrior!', 2, 500, NULL, 1669751799);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1002, 'Hearty Hands', 'I dont think hands should do that...', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084251);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1003, 'Dragged', 'HELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084272);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (718, 'Literally Me', 'Sving music, jazz? PTOOEY!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663801724);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (719, 'The Matrix', 'The Matrix is an allegory of the transgender experience that you and everyone else got suckered into watching', 2, 1000, NULL, 1663836639);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (720, 'The Matrix Resurrections', 'Wachowski moment', 2, 1000, NULL, 1663836967);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (721, 'Booba2', 'TFW you see Canadian trans teacher with huge knockers', 2, 1000, NULL, 1663861867);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (722, 'Darth Vader Helmet', 'Cool-looking guy from Star Tre', 2, 500, NULL, 1663892277);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (725, 'New Years Glasses', 'Happy New Year!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663892467);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (726, 'Operator', 'This classical variables has been quantized and is now a Hermitian operator on a Hillbert space.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663893198);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (990, 'Grass', 'Ass and cash also accepted.', 2, 500, NULL, 1666508354);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1, 'Ushanka', 'The People''s Hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1004, 'Gimme Hands', 'Give me coin, or give me balls', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084296);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1006, 'Rainbow Dash', 'OMG RAINBOW DASH FROM MLP!?', 2, 500, NULL, 1667168572);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (736, 'Marsey Slime Hat', 'Let this cute little slime marsey climb on your crusty head.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664085993);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (728, 'Kanohi Akaku (Kopaka)', 'Toa of Ice. The obligatory lone wolf character. You''re Lego Sasuke.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969562);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (729, 'Kanohi Kaukau (Gali)', 'Toa of Water. Lmao, you picked the girl one!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969637);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (730, 'Kanohi Miru (Lewa)', 'Toa of Air. You''re the funny one of the group, or maybe you just know that the axe was the coolest weapon.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969803);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (731, 'Kanohi Kakama (Pohatu)', 'Toa of Stone. You''re everybody''s pal and just want the team to stick together. Why is your element separate from Earth? It''s anybody''s guess!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969919);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (732, 'Kanohi Avohkii (Takanuva)', 'Toa of Light. Well aren''t you just a special snowflake? Fuckin'' think you''re the Chosen One over here or something.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663970033);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (733, 'Kanohi Ignika', 'The Mask of Life. Matoro died for you, and you''re using your life to shitpost about trans people?', 2, 500, NULL, 1663970127);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (734, 'Kanohi Pakari (Onua)', 'Toa of Earth. The wisdom of the group, but wisdom is useless if you don''t share it. Why is your element separate from Stone? Answer me that, wise guy!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663970191);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (735, 'The Yakub', 'Proof that science has, in fact, gone too far', 2, 500, NULL, 1664054894);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (737, 'Duel Wielding', 'Oh shit you''re packing? My bad carry on', 2, 500, NULL, 1664088304);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (3, 'Cat Ears I', 'Mew :3', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (738, 'Godots Visor', '"An A-press is an A-press, you can''t say it''s only half." - TJ "Henry" Yoshi', 2, 500, NULL, 1664189703);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (741, 'Eazy-E Hat', 'BIPOCs wtih Attitude', 2, 500, NULL, 1664339102);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (743, 'Face Hugger', 'This thing bled acid! Who knows what it''s gonna'' do when it''s dead!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664402395);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (740, 'Sleepy', '...Please... ...Let me sleep... ...A little more... ...Please...', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664285288);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (744, 'Webbed', 'It isn''t cum on your face this time-Happy Halloween', 2, 500, NULL, 1664415784);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (745, 'The Jason', 'Slash away those filthy campers jason-Happy Halloween', 2, 500, NULL, 1664415825);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (746, 'Sawwed', 'Ouch you need an Advil?-Happy Halloween', 2, 500, NULL, 1664415857);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (749, 'Stacked', 'Now you''re cute and delicious.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595845);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (752, 'Gas Mask', 'When the nukes hit you''re first prepared!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595913);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (747, 'Football Helmet', 'For those who want CTE', 2, 500, NULL, 1664589824);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (748, 'Anti-Foid', 'Down with the Necromatriarchy!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664590716);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (755, 'Ski-mask EYES', 'When 2 eyes isn''t enough have 6!-smokey', 2, 500, NULL, 1664600641);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (757, 'Beanie baby tag', 'Now you''re a plush, into the jar with you-parx5', 2, 500, NULL, 1664602656);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (758, 'Target', 'Bullseye!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664604233);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (760, 'Foxy Grandpa', 'Goddamn you are one foxy grandpa-SalaciousWombat', 2, 500, NULL, 1664633035);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (764, 'Generic Religious Figurehead', 'Good morning', 2, 500, NULL, 1664640654);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (762, 'Cthulhu Mask', 'I would kiss that cutie.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664638109);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (763, 'Top Hat (pentagram)', 'mages vs matriarchy headgear', 2, 500, NULL, 1664638170);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (770, 'Shroom head', 'You really went so long without a shower mushrooms grew?', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658333);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (771, 'Escoffion', 'Look dark... AND STYLISH!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658375);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (772, 'Attifet', 'You''re a European woman in the 1600s??', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658421);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (774, 'French Fries', 'Now your salty and tasty!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658675);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (775, 'Condiment Top', 'Now you can squirt out tasty condiments!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658867);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (767, 'bleh', 'froggy go “bleh”', 2, 500, NULL, 1664646019);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (768, 'PLAYER 1', 'you only have 2 lives left oop', 2, 500, NULL, 1664646508);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (783, 'A Beautiful Mind', 'Or a euphemism for schizophrenia', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664825990);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (784, 'Yolo swag 420 rekt', 'Also known as the epilepsy inducer', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664826603);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (782, 'Fatass minecrap streamer mask', 'I suck his dick / for hours at a time / stare at his nutsack / while I hold back my cum tonite', 2, 500, NULL, 1664768706);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (777, 'Fat and Stinky Visor', 'Why would you put those pins on a visor?!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664683498);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (778, 'Coke Jail', 'You drank pepsi, to coke jail with you.-CocaColaMan', 2, 500, NULL, 1664727469);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (779, 'nemean lion hood', 'Like a true roman, wear a lion!-gudi', 2, 500, NULL, 1664728578);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (780, 'Winged Hussar', 'To battle with wings on your head!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664731432);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (786, 'Ricks hair', 'Wubba lubba dub dub', 2, 500, NULL, 1664930047);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (781, 'BTC', 'Only wear this if you''re worth billions.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664750970);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (803, 'BERSERKER HELM', 'BERSERKER HELM', 2, 500, NULL, 1665088512);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (790, 'LGBTUSSR Officer Hat 2', 'Be fascist and GAYYY!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664994701);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (793, 'Pornhub', 'We all know why you bought this...', 2, 500, NULL, 1664995981);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (795, 'Ass Eater', 'Good announcement, now show us eating yours.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664996448);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (796, 'Pinhead Mask', 'Your mask is a bit... small.-Happy Halloween!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664997385);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (801, 'Ramen', 'Eatin'' ramen, watchin'' ramen, bein'' ramen', 2, 500, NULL, 1665000479);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (804, 'TF2 Stacked', 'Why wear one hat when you can wear 3!-momomo', 2, 500, NULL, 1665102373);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (806, 'Lotus', 'Now you look and smell pretty like a lotus!-sarah', 2, 500, NULL, 1665103737);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (797, 'Happy Halloween', '🦇 a spooopy title for you 🎃', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998497);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (798, 'BOO', '👻 floating little baby ghosties …… BOO!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998569);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (799, 'Boobies', 'sorry no, not those kind of boobies', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998710);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (800, 'Peekaboo', 'this little guy will watch over you, just remember to feed him!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998845);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1103, 'The MacArthur', 'Fuck you Truman you fucking communist', 2, 500, NULL, 1669320357);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (723, 'Hohol', 'Мій предок :)', 2, 500, NULL, 1663892328);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (982, 'Pochita', 'Friendly chainsaw devil hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1666467185);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1136, 'Sonichu', 'Go! Sonichu! Go out and zap to the extreme!', 2, 500, NULL, 1673117074);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (750, 'Cave Man', 'UNGA BUNGA UNGA BUNGA OOO OOO', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595865);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (753, 'Doom Guy', 'RIP AND TEAR', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595933);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (991, 'Clocked', 'No hun don''t worry you totally pass', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666508772);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1139, 'Lunar New Year', '新年快乐!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1673554101);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (974, 'Kitsune Mask I', 'Some weeb furry shit idfk', 2, 500, NULL, 1666459502);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (807, 'The Capy', 'You''re the chosen one! No one can hurt you!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665104052);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1007, 'Red Halloween Mask', 'Worth a month’s rent, or just being a Top 10 Gigavaxxer or Zigger during Homoween 2022.', 2, 0, NULL, 1667274742);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1000, 'BADASS DAD', 'A hat for the BADASS dads!', 2, 500, NULL, 1667083950);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1005, 'The BIRD', 'FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, ANDDDDDD FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084316);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1140, 'Yiff In Hell', 'Translation: "I''m really desperate for social acceptance."', 2, 500, NULL, 1674463260);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1141, 'NCR Ranger Helmet', '"Patrolling the rdrama almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"', 2, 500, NULL, 1675539483);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1144, 'Venom', '"We, are Venom"', 2, 500, NULL, 1675890800);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1146, 'Cum2', 'For the sexy people that need cummed on!! Smoother Cum', 2, 1000, NULL, 1676691570);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1145, 'Cum', 'For the sexy people that need cummed on!!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1676690971);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (965, 'FDJ', '"Jetzt bin ich ein Freier Deutsche Jugendfunktionär"', 2, 500, NULL, 1665686729);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (969, 'Elite Pedo Sniper', 'The shemagh gives you +10 accuracy', 2, 500, NULL, 1665817338);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (933, 'Rascal', 'See this person 3 times and they have to give you something-Minecraft MV22', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434625);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (966, 'Noble 6 helmet', 'Alive in a cave in Azod, Reach,', 2, 500, NULL, 1665691416);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (967, 'Punished Snake', 'What are we, some kind of "metal gear V The Phantom Pain?"', 2, 500, NULL, 1665704742);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (912, 'EldenRing', 'Finally the elden lord!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665355539);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (918, 'Bell pepper (green)', 'Why would you choose the WORST bell pepper??', 2, 500, NULL, 1665417034);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (920, 'corvo attano mask', 'Time to get stealthy', 2, 500, NULL, 1665422211);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (33, 'Du Rag (yellow)', 'Shitty bandana 6/6', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (35, 'The Hotep', 'Traditional kangwear. POC ONLY.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (36, 'Roman', 'Reddit delenda est', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (37, 'Confederate Soldier Cap', 'Basically the Gryffindor of American history', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (38, 'Northern Aggressor Soldier Cap', 'Slytherin irl', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (39, 'Rhodesian Light Infantry Beret', 'Rhodesians never die. Immortality guaranteed!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (40, 'Magyar Headdress', 'Channel your inner QuadNarca and join Orban''s elite cavalry', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (41, 'The Senator Warren', 'heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya heya', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (42, 'Please Be Patient I Have Autism', 'The OFFICIAL hat of rDrama.net', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (44, 'Watermelmet', 'Hydration and head protection all rolled into one stylish headpiece', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (45, 'Frankenstein', 'Akshually, Frankenstein was the scientist. The monster didn''t have a name.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (46, 'The Drumpf', 'Orange hair bad', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (47, 'Tinfoil Hat', 'Keep Bill Gates'' 5G vaccine OUT of your precious brain!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (48, 'Fez', 'Isn''t it CUTE?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (49, 'Ching Chong', 'Me Chinese Me No Dumb Me Stick Finger In Daddy''s Bum', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (50, 'Octopus Friend', 'Awwwwwww!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (51, 'In The Navy', 'It''s not gay', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (52, 'Seaman', 'semen lol', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (53, 'Flower Crown I', 'oh god i have to write descriptions for 15 flower crowns', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (54, 'Flower Crown II', 'A very cute flower crown', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (57, 'Flower Crown V', 'The cutest flower crown?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (58, 'Flower Crown VI', 'An extremely cute flower crown', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (59, 'Flower Crown VII', 'A flower crown that''s just so cute', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (60, 'Flower Crown VIII', 'A majorly cute flower crown', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (875, 'Aces Strawhat', 'Idfk what this is man why are you submitting these esoteric fucking hats with no indication of what they are AAAHHHHH', 2, 500, NULL, 1665314089);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1122, 'Driller Helmet DRG', 'If it ain''t drillable, it''s probably flammable.', 2, 500, NULL, 1671236444);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1124, 'Farseer helm', 'Farseer helm', 2, 500, NULL, 1671621813);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1130, 'Kluxxer', 'Kluxxing', 2, 500, NULL, 1671649262);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (531, 'Zen', 'follow the fish follow the fish follow the fish follow the fish follow the fish', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (612, 'Wizard Hat (pixel)', 'Some sort of vidya thing idfk', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (614, 'Chickenhead', '🤗', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (621, 'The Soren II', 'Soren is an idea, not a person. Shoot him. It’s okay, the bullets do nothing. Try it!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (279, 'Libertarian', 'This user has certainly read Atlas Shrugged', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (282, 'Green Laurel Wreath', 'Render unto Caesar the things which belong to Caesar', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (557, 'Cottagecore', 'Show your solidarity with men-who-have-sex-with-men by giving them a safe, public space to do whatever it is they''re doing back there.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (622, 'Colonial Chapeau', 'Whatever happens/we have got/the Maxim gun/and they have not', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (624, 'Metal Gear', 'Detected!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (291, 'Yea Daddy Choker', 'Remember who you belong to', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (296, 'Sunhat II', 'Yellow to camouflage you from the sun, cunningly making it believe you are one of its own kind. And then you strike.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (298, 'Flower Bonnet', 'An indescribably cute flower cro- bonnet.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (299, 'Raspberry Hat', 'Little sissy French girl hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (300, 'Lemonsqueezer', 'Iconic kiwi headwear with a very stupid name', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (301, 'Dickhead', 'Really proud of the name for this one. Well done, me!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (627, 'Pedo Sniper (right)', 'I''m not which is worse - being a pedo, or being left handed?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (628, 'Gnome Child', 'My mum says: A friendly look, a kindly smile one good act, and life''s worthwhile!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (308, 'Pothead', 'Cali-grown cast iron goodness', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (311, 'The Lucas Roberts', '#DropKiwiFarms #MandatoryHRTForAllKids', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (317, 'AI-Generated Hat', 'Stable Diffusion recommended a 10k price point for this 🤔', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (318, 'Headphones (black)', 'Situational awareness: 0', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (320, 'Summer Hat', '[incoherent Hawaiian gibbering]', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (321, 'Attention Whore', 'DUDE BUSSY LMAO MARSEY HECKIN VALIDERINO AMIRITE BTW I AM TRANS', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (322, 'Pirate Hat II', 'Swab the POOP deck with your TONGUE', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (323, 'Mafioso', 'Something something gabagool 🤌', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (325, 'The Sal', 'Watch me go nowhere in two weeks (I AM SO DEPRESSED)', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (328, 'Skidmarks', 'Hit me with your car daddy 🤪', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (329, 'Behind Bars', 'Uh oh, someone forgot to say In Minecraft', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (330, 'Panzer Driver', 'No war crimes here, just tanks!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (331, 'Ghostly Gibus', '(achievement item: not tradable or marketable)', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (333, 'Astronaut Helmet II', 'Used for intrepid explorers of Hollywood basements', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (335, 'Kippah', 'rDrama: a light unto nations', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (337, 'The Tim Pool', 'No one can make fun of you for being bald if you never ever ever ever take it off', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (338, 'Digigoggles', 'DIGIMON. DIGITAL MONSTERS. DIGIMON ARE THE CHAMPIONS.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (339, 'Sorting Hat', 'HUFFLEPUFF!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (340, 'Metroid', 'Some sort of alien parasite thing I think. It wants a kiss.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (341, 'The One Hat', 'One hat to rule them all', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (342, 'Kawaii Usage Hat', 'Bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (343, 'Shroomjak (red)', '🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (20, 'Nonspecific Military Officer Hat II', '[removed]', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (21, 'Soviet Officer II', 'High fashion war criminal chic', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (212, 'Sneed', 'From the business formerly known as Chuck''s Seeduck and Feeduck', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (214, 'Hijab', 'The ONLY way to stop being a whore', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (215, 'Cock II', 'Honk honk', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (216, 'Cummies', 'Yummy yummy cummies in my tummy tummies', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (211, 'Zombiewolf Helmet', 'Everyone knows it''s rDrama''s true mascot', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (218, 'Clown Wig', 'Why so serious?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (219, 'Jimmy Hat', 'Don''t be silly, wrap your willy!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (220, 'Bane Mask', 'If I pull that off, will you die?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (221, 'Wolf Ears I', 'OwO what''s this?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (222, 'Smugjak', 'I''m drunk and can''t think of a good description lol', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (223, 'Foolproof Disguise', 'What''s that, officer? You''re looking for [USERNAME GOES HERE CARP CAN''T CODE]? Never heard of him!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (224, 'Brain Slug', 'This poor brain slug is STARVING TO DEATH :(', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (272, 'Harry Potter', 'General in the Mages vs. Matriarchy war', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (324, 'Lord of the Flies', 'Sucks to yer ass-mar!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (314, 'Bright Idea II', 'Guys. GUYS. Bait sub idea: r/HateForGoodThing', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (316, 'Globohomo', 'The gay agenda is no longer optional.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (313, 'Bright Idea I', 'Guys. GUYS. BAIT SUB IDEA: r/LoveForBadThing', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (225, 'Pat Hat', 'Who''s Daddy;s special little boy?', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (277, 'Cool Wine Aunt', 'It''s pruno, don''t pretend you''re fancy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (284, 'The Gary Plauche', 'We can''t expect God to do all the work', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (292, 'Marsey Smug Mask', 'I''m not seething, you''re seething', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (295, 'Pinkhat', 'It''s a hat and it''s pink and your nan looks adorable in it. Not you, though.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (400, 'Current Thing (support)', 'Slava Ukraini!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (881, 'Fedora (ice)', 'Cooool as ice😎', 2, 500, NULL, 1665327379);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (885, 'Coin Fall (red)', 'ITS RAINING MONEYYYYYY', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665339781);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (886, 'Coin Fall (green)', 'CHA-CHING!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665339812);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (847, 'Flaming Sword', '??????????', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665262102);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (327, 'Ageplayer', 'It''s cool if it''s not your thing, just don''t yuck someone else''s yum :)', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (312, 'Super Saiyan', 'Taqueria ‘Goku''', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (226, 'Gay Saudi Headpiece', 'Saudis are all homosexuals and they use this to hide the cum in their receding hairlines', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (227, 'Snekshat', 'Snek Shat Hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (228, 'Pride Hat I', 'We''re here, we''re queer, get used to it!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (229, 'Marsey Ears', '@Dramarama''s first hat and it is PERFECT', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (230, 'Halo II', 'Daddy''s lil angel 😈', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (231, 'Egg', 'Uh oh, someone''s got egg on his/her/their/xer/spiderself''s face', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (232, 'Donut', 'You ever try fucking a donut?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (233, 'Player One', 'Mom says it''s my turn!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (234, 'Okapi', 'Big throbbing okapi cock 🤤', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (235, 'Emo Hair I', '''''Rawr'''' means ''''I love you'''' in Dinosaur :3', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (236, 'Ram Horns', 'Not quite sure what a ram is tbh but here are its horns. Like is it a boy sheep? A goat? Some animal of its own? Who knows!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (237, 'Bunny Ears', 'BUNNY!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (238, 'Pinhead', 'Dirty Dan''s best friend', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (239, 'Mojo Jojo', 'I once knew a Mexican dude named Nick who pronounced Mojo Jojo as mohohoho', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (240, 'Backstabbed', 'I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Rodh-- ack!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (241, 'The Garry_Chess', 'I AM A DOCTOR I AM IMPORTANT HURRDURR', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (242, 'Aussie Hat', 'Gday, cunt', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (243, 'Night Cap', 'Imagine putting a fucking :marseytom: hat on before bed lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (244, 'Anime I', 'YIKES! CRINGE!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (245, 'The Brianna Laundrie', 'RIP Brianna and RIP r/FriendsOfBrian', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (246, 'Lains Bear Kigurumi', 'And you don''t seem to understand / A shame, you seemed an honest man', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (248, 'Furfag Pride', 'We`re here, we fuck animals get used to it.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (249, 'why', 'BOOHOO NIGGA', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (250, 'Grass Toucher', 'Makes you immune to being told to touch grass', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (251, 'Napoleon', 'Liberté, ordre public', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (252, 'Average rDrama Hat Designer', 'USE THE FUCKING TEMPLATE', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (253, 'Phrygian Cap', 'Liberté, égalité, fraternité', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (254, 'Three Lil Marseys', 'It''s three Marseys. They''re little. What more do you want from me here?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (255, 'KN95 Mask', 'We are all in this together. If you are serious about flattening the curve, you will wear this.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (256, 'Confusion', '????????????????????????????', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (257, 'Umbreon Ears', 'For legal reasons, we cannot actually call these Umbreon Ears. Please refer to them as something else.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (260, 'Carphead', 'A legally viable excuse to have Carp on top of you in public', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (261, 'Journoid Scum', 'The wearer of this hat was coming right for you, I saw it. The shooting was purely self-defense.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (262, 'Delicious Feet', 'feet > bussy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (344, 'Slava Ukraini', 'Slava Ukraini!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (345, 'Gigachad Mask', 'Average rDrama user', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (346, 'Pumpkin Remains', 'A gory pumpkin scalp', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (347, 'Peek-A-Boo Marsey', 'AAAAHHH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GETITOFF AAAAAAHHHHHHH', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (348, 'Hazmat Suit', 'Standard-issue PPE for wading through the cesspit that is rDrama', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (349, 'Cat Ears (wiggly)', 'MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (350, 'Marionette Strings', 'Dance, puppet, dance', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (351, 'PaRappa Beanie', 'This is technically a furry item fyi', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (353, 'Double Ds (hat)', 'double deez nuts lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (354, 'SNIFFED', 'Extremely uncomfortable for almost everyone involved', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (356, 'Santa Hat I', 'Frozen Frozen Frozen (like ho ho ho get it), merry Fistmas!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (357, 'Scumbag Steve', '>comes to your gay poz mixer >wears a rubber', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (358, 'Umbrella Hat', 'Covered in dirty yellow and white streaks', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (359, 'Ridin With Biden', 'You ridin''?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (360, 'NFT', 'Right clicking is STRICTLY prohibited', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (361, 'The Bog', 'Will you take the call?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (362, 'Googly Eyes', 'My eyes are up here', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (363, 'Kanohi Hau', 'A description was not provided but google says it''s a Bionicle thing. I think those are like Legos. Mysterious Lego mask oooooooh', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (364, 'The Yugi', 'Children''s card game world champ', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (365, 'Maid Cap', 'CLEAN IT UP MAID 🤣 FOR A RESPECTABLE WAGE 🤣🤣🤣', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (366, 'BLACKED', 'You were built for BBC', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (368, 'Wonder Tiara', '(Lynda Carter''s version, of course)', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (369, 'Fisherman Hat', 'The text is completely indecipherable at this scale. I have no idea if that makes it worthless or adds to the joke.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (370, 'Crosshair', 'You deserve this.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (371, 'DONT CARE DIDNT ASK YOUR WHITE', 'DONT CARE + DIDNT ASK + YOUR WHITE', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (372, 'Dragonborn', 'Dragon Shout: FEED/AND/SEED', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (373, 'Sun Hat III', 'So many sun hats to choose from, so little sun.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (374, 'Anglerfish', 'It''s not Snoo''s scalp. Stop asking that.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (375, 'Nun Headpiece', 'Bandeau and veil, coif not included', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (376, 'Colovian Fur Helm', 'NOT for n''wahs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (377, 'Booze Cruise', 'Drunk driver rights are human rights', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (378, 'Son of the Mask Mask', 'Don''t ya just LOVE Homoween?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (379, 'Bananahead', 'This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (626, 'Pedo Sniper', 'Ready, aim...', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (381, 'Panty Raid (pink)', 'Are ya feeling it now Mr. Krabs?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (382, 'Panty Raid (red)', 'Are ya feeling it now Mr. Krabs?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (383, 'Panty Raid (white)', 'Are ya feeling it now Mr. Krabs?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (384, 'Head Crab', 'It''s a crab. For your head.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (386, 'Curts New Hat', 'Have you *seen* it?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (387, 'Gray Cowl of Nocturnal', 'Capital!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (388, 'Tricorne', 'This hat is for TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOTS only', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (404, 'Knight Helmet', 'kNIGht 🤗', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1132, 'USDA inspector', 'they''re still a glowie, despite the unthreatening appearance. don''t let them inspect your food.', 2, 500, NULL, 1672455409);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (892, 'sailor moon peek', 'Really?', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665340406);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (352, 'John Deere Hat', 'She (male) thinks my tractor''s sexy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (355, 'Chef Hat', 'Cloudflare just bent the knee and I''m nauseated and don''t feel like writing descriptions for hats sorry', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (392, 'Chris-Chan', 'Hat to the extreme!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (393, 'Bunny Buttons', 'Byo requested this one but I''m honestly not even sure what it is', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (394, 'ROFLcopter', 'Lollerskates', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (395, 'Whirly Tard Hat (animated)', 'This one spins omg', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (412, 'The Klenny', '🤣👍', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (422, 'Booba', 'O_O', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (409, 'AI Core', 'Thought this said AL Core for a minute like Al gore but no it''s ai like the robot thing and apparently it''s from a vidya so here we go description done 🤌', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (424, 'Pearl Clutcher', 'REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (462, 'Rasta Hat', 'Jah bless', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1133, 'Singapore Flag', 'Ranked the world''s most expensive city to live in 8 times in the past decade', 2, 1000, NULL, 1672773592);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1134, 'Hot headed', 'Damn you need to cool down bro.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1672981389);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1135, 'Qanon', 'wiggawigga fellow PATRIOT!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1673112507);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (416, 'Monopoly Hat', 'Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200 coin.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (895, 'Target practice', 'KEEP SHOOTING TILL THE BEAST IS DEAD', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341399);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (896, 'Cheers', 'HOORAY! All hail the special one!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341566);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (897, 'Patrick Lick', 'You taste sweet', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341627);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (898, 'Make It Rain', 'It is raining.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341752);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (899, 'Wise mystical tree', 'Things about get wise and freaky', 2, 500, NULL, 1665342497);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (398, 'The Catman', 'This counts as a fursuit', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (401, 'Current Thing (oppose)', 'Denazify Ukraine!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (402, 'T-34 Tank', 'For denazification purposes', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (403, 'Weatherman', 'Glad I could help', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (405, 'Israeli Friend Pins', 'If any man shall adore the beast and his image, and receive his character in his forehead, or in his hand.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (407, 'Top Hat (black glitter)', 'Be careful not to rub this against anything', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (410, 'Retro Snapchat Thot', 'Heckin good pupperino', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (411, 'The Goatse', 'Open wide!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (418, 'Bass Pro', 'Of course I cum fast, I got fish to catch!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (420, '2070s Hat', 'State-enforced homosexuality. Teaching JavaScript to refugees. The flyest headwear. Bring on the Paradigm Shift.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (413, 'Retro Brimstone', 'Look man if you''re gonna submit old vidya imagery as hats I need to know what it IS so I can write descriptions', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (423, 'Dramautist Jar Project', 'Wh-what''s going on? Why am I in here?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (417, 'Monopoly Thimble', 'Just the right size for your dick huh', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (425, 'Girlboss', '#GASLIGHT #GATEKEEP #GIRLBOSS', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (426, 'Gold Badge', 'You did so well. You deserve yourself.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (427, 'Silver Badge', 'First loser', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (428, 'Green Badge', 'Winner of the 20XX Farmers Choice Award', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (429, 'Red Badge', 'The red badge of bussy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (431, 'Blue Badgr', 'I blue myself', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (433, 'R2D2', '[unintelligible whirring and beeping]', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (434, 'Gay Fawkes Mask', 'Buy curtains, Buy a dog. We are legging. Accept us.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (437, 'Cigar', 'Sometimes s cigar is just a cigar. Not this time, though. This is clearly about craving dick in your mouth.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (438, 'Conquistador', 'Sorry, but the human sacrifice stops NOW.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (439, 'Pumpkin', 'Spowoky Owoky Puwumpykin', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (440, 'Jester Hat (Mardi Gras)', 'YOU Tuesday', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (441, 'Jester Hat (red and blue)', 'Jingle jingle', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (442, 'Jester Hat (blue and purple)', 'Hand wash only', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (443, 'The Ricardo Milos', '✨Iconic✨', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (444, 'The Awoo', 'This is (not) Cirno', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (445, 'Krusty Krew', 'KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA. IS THE PIZZA. FOR YOU AND ME.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (446, 'Sutton Woo Helmet', 'What a neat helmet. Why would someone leave it lying on the ground?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (447, 'Cosmonaut Helmet', 'Yuri Gagarsey, hero of the Soviet Union!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (448, 'The Pizzashill', 'WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (449, 'Handmaids Bonnet', 'Wear this to protest the ban on infanticide', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (451, 'Influencer', 'Sweet, faceless validation', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (453, 'Top Hat (fancy)', 'Shallow and pedantic, if you ask me. It insists upon itself', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (454, 'Jaguar Warrior', 'The human sacrifices will continue until morale improves', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (455, 'Marsey Brainhat', 'Just two brainlets, hanging out', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (456, 'Black Crown', 'Black crowns matter', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (458, 'Mario Raccoon', 'BING BING RACCOON', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (459, 'Eggscellent Hat', '🥚 lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (367, 'Burning Flames Team Captain', 'Yeah I''m hot shit, could you tell?', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (460, 'Edelgard Hair', 'Please report anyone with this hat to @carpathianflorist for weeb eradication', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (380, 'Witch (Wizard) Hat', 'STOP ASKING WHY I DON''T USE MAGIC TO CHANGE MY GENDER', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (385, 'Magician Hat', 'It''s not just animated so we can charge more for it. Really!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (389, 'BIG MAD', 'Positively seething', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (390, 'Nervous Sweating', 'oshit >mfw', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (391, 'Sparkles', '✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (461, 'Gothic Lolita', 'Dark and brooding. Not very brooding, actually. But dark.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (463, 'Sheep Horns', 'For the horniest of sheep', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (464, 'Luffy Hat', 'Stretchy pirate weebshit guy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (465, 'Thin Film Interference Hat', 'Like that movie with the time machine car', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (466, 'BANNED stamp', 'One time at banned stamp I', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (467, 'Minecraft', 'It is impossible to fedpost with this hat on', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (468, 'Brimless Yankee', 'The finest team of juicers money can buy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (469, 'The Kiwi', 'Wearing this constitutes a hate crime in most developed countries', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (470, 'The Mathematician', 'Special delivery from Mr. Kac- Mr. Kaz- Mr. Kazimspy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (471, 'Frog Hat', 'It has a cute frog on it', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (472, 'Moriya Frog Hat', 'Big googly eye froge hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (903, 'Haunted', 'Spooky ghosts follow!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665347450);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (901, 'Wombat', 'Multipurpose head wombat', 2, 500, NULL, 1665347408);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (904, 'RIP BOZO', 'Rest in piss faggot', 2, 500, NULL, 1665348882);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (905, 'The Poo', '💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩', 2, 500, NULL, 1665349075);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (910, 'Rocket League', 'Time for car FOOTBALL!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665355493);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (906, 'Lantern head', 'Light your path in inconvenient ways!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665349271);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (900, 'Trapped', '😔😔😔', 2, 500, NULL, 1665343188);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (907, 'Venus Flytrap', 'You''re a bug to this plant!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665350150);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (908, 'Psychedelic', 'Trippy and Pretty!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665350405);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (909, 'Nicholas Cage Vore', 'Face/off', 2, 500, NULL, 1665350658);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (916, 'Blood Rain', 'Mmmmm.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665356178);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (915, 'Top Hat (double rainbow)', 'Double the rainbow double the pride', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665356065);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (473, 'Warning Tape', 'This user is a walking red flag', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (474, 'The Merchant', 'What did he mean by this? 🤔', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (475, 'Stickbug', 'Lookit this lil fella go', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (476, 'Cos Bucket Hat', 'Bitch ima cow', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (477, 'Strawberry Hat', '🍓🍓🍓', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (478, 'Froge Beret', 'On Wednesdays we wear frogs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (480, 'Knitted Hat (blue)', 'Plush. Warm. Ugly. But enough about your mom.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (481, 'Ladies Ornate Hat (black)', 'Elegant!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (482, 'Cowgirl (male)', 'Rootin tootin foid-shootin', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (483, 'Naughty Newsboy', 'Missing. Last seen at ground zero of your local monkeypox outbreak. If found, do NOT touch.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (485, 'This Is Fine', 'Situation normal.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (486, 'Emo Hair II', 'SO CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (487, 'Emo Hair III', 'I write sins not tragedies', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (488, 'Emo Hair IV', 'I''m not okay (I promise)', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (489, 'Emo Hair V', 'Thnks fr th Mmrs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (490, 'Emo Hair VI', 'Cute Without The ''E''', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (491, 'Top Hat (frost)', 'Cool-colored top hat for cool tops only', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (492, 'Top Hat (frilly Victorian)', 'Victorian fashion was HIDEOUS but contemporary spins on it are just lovely', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (493, 'Brown Herringbone Flat Cap', 'TWEED AND SNEED', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (494, 'Skull Boingy Head Things', 'boing 💀 boing 💀 boing 💀', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (495, 'Alligator-Textured Gold Blingy Hat', 'Looks like shit but probably feels real nice', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (496, 'Flower Hat (hot pink)', 'A cute flower hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (497, 'Stinky', 'UH OH! STINKY!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (498, 'Mario Hat (BIPOC)', 'Who could have dropped this?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (499, 'Fart Slave Gear', '12 years a fart slave', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (500, 'Little African Hat', 'Promise not to wear it', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (502, 'Booze Cruisin', 'DRUNK DRIVER RIGHTS ARE TRANS RIGHTS', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (503, 'The Antichrist', 'Weak to Tesla coils', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (505, 'ADIDAS Cap', 'Sacred cultural headpiece for the highest caste of gopnik', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (506, 'The Tim Buckley', 'Is this loss?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (507, 'Gat', 'The ultimate in neo-BTSstanwear', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (511, 'Sam Fisher', 'Four-eyed freak vidya edition', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (512, 'The Buckethead', 'Exactly what it says on the tin', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (513, 'The Sherlock', 'Elemarsey, my dear Watson', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (515, 'Cringe Archivist', '*SNAP* Yep, this one for sure', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (516, 'Madoka', 'Pink-haired retard', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (517, 'Homura', 'Why does the jap have blue eyes', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (519, 'Sakaya', 'omg stop making me look up chinese cartoon characters', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (520, 'Mami', 'Titty ass bitch', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (521, 'VDV Beret', 'something something something Russia', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (522, 'Dr Livesey', 'Dr Soon-To-Be-Dead', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (528, 'Flower Clip', 'A cute flower clip', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (530, 'RENT FREE', 'idek anymore carp whatever you want is fine', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (508, 'Meowth', 'That''s right!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (509, 'Niconico', 'I can''t think of a description, but I''m proud of it', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (510, 'Sneed (Chuck)', 'Subsequently Sneed''s', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (518, 'Kyoko', 'This is seriously her name? Kyoto with a k instead? Hi I''m Philadelkia, son of Dedroit, son of Kansas Citie <_>', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (524, 'Smurf Hat (papa)', 'You think you''re better than all the other smurves', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (529, 'Conehead', 'How do you describe a cone? It''s a cone. It goes on your head.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (523, 'Smurf Hat', 'La la, la la la la', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (525, 'Please Be Autistic I Am Yes', 'Please Be Autistic I Am Yes', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (526, 'No-No Finger', 'Oh no you di-int', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (527, 'Cat Ears (wig)', '~~nya ^-^', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (430, 'Purple Badge', 'Orange ya glad ya didn''t get an orange badge?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (432, 'Orange Badge', 'You''ve betrayed the purple badge.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (435, 'Witch III', 'Submitter called it cursed. He didn''t explain how. It''s cursed I guess? Spoooooooky.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (436, 'robocop', 'You''ll never fuck my ass, Batman', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (450, 'Bluecheck', 'Can''t get verified? Do it yourself!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (452, 'The MF Doom', 'Everyone''s favorite cosplay rapper', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (457, 'Thug Life Beanie', 'The whitest beanie you''ll ever see', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (479, 'Pizza Hut', 'For when ‘good enough'' is enough', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (484, 'Slav-sya', 'Enough about human rights, let''s talk about human wrongs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (501, 'Dancing Marsey', 'Omg she''s so happy lookit her GO', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (504, 'Iron Crown of Lombardy', 'This isn''t Crusader Kings, stop it', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1138, 'Fallout Advanced Power Armour', 'War. War never changes.', 2, 500, NULL, 1673534169);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (902, 'Shovel Knight', 'Cosplay as the shovel man himself!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665347426);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (917, 'Bell Pepper (red)', 'Now you can cosplay as a bell pepper and make mama proud!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665417006);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (911, 'Racecar Hat', 'I sleep in a hat with my wife', 2, 500, NULL, 1665355513);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1149, 'This hat kills fishists', 'This hat is perfect for anyone who loves fishing and has a sense of humor. Whether you’re a an amateur angler or master baiter, you can show off your confidence and charisma with this witty slogan. It is made of cotton and has an adjustable snapback. Order yours today and reel in the compliments!', 2, 500, NULL, 1677730441);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1153, 'Hope Eradicated', 'Who needs friends when you have money?', 2, 500, NULL, 1679346572);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1150, 'Power In Misery', 'Stop wasting company resources by getting killed...', 2, 500, NULL, 1679343066);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (514, 'Glowing', 'Hit me with your car', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1157, 'Divine Light', 'Who has time to enjoy life when you''re making MONEY?!', 2, 500, NULL, 1679347512);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1155, 'Flesh Automaton', 'You are a flesh automaton powered by neurotransmiters', 2, 500, NULL, 1679347040);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1169, 'Mimic', 'That is NOT a health pack!', 2, 500, NULL, 1679359754);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1167, 'Tattered Rain Hat', 'Old and worn. You''ve never seen it before but it feels nostalgic.', 2, 500, NULL, 1679359347);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1156, 'Traversing the Grid of Death', 'When reaching rock bottom, despicable deeds may seem like a step up...', 2, 500, NULL, 1679347260);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1170, 'Cigarette', 'Something to suck on.... for those of us, less faggotly gifted', 2, 500, NULL, 1680069984);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1179, 'Funky Kong', 'Lookin'' good, Kongs! Buckle up and blast off, you''re outta here!', 2, 500, NULL, 1680299069);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1178, 'Donkey Kong', 'The coolest monkey in the jungle', 2, 500, NULL, 1680297791);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1177, 'Majora', 'You''ve met with a terrible fate, haven''t you, chud?', 2, 500, NULL, 1680236118);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1172, 'Marseys Funky Bandana', 'She stole it from a bored ape', 2, 500, NULL, 1680231908);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1171, 'Funky Bandana', 'Oh Yeah!!!!!!', 2, 500, NULL, 1680231489);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1180, 'IMMA FIRIN MUH EGG CRACKER', 'The real space lasers Marjorie Taylor Greene was warning you about', 2, 1000, NULL, 1680982678);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1197, 'Foot', 'pbbbt', 2, 1000, NULL, 1682438947);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1195, 'Beauty Pageant Winner', 'There She Is, Miss America', 2, 500, NULL, 1682377919);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1192, 'Devo', 'Whip it good', 2, 500, NULL, 1682375354);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1191, 'Quieres', 'You want?', 2, 500, NULL, 1682373372);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1190, 'Pussy Hat', '=^._.^=', 2, 500, NULL, 1682291980);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1187, 'Henchman', 'Become a member of The Fluttering Horde', 2, 500, NULL, 1682286809);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1185, 'Fascinator', 'Kentucky Derby ready', 2, 500, NULL, 1682283086);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1184, 'Princess Beatrice', 'Remember the royal wedding?', 2, 500, NULL, 1682280525);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1183, 'Blossom', 'And she looks like Blossom!', 2, 500, NULL, 1682252248);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1182, 'Friends Frame', 'Could I *be* more of a hat?', 2, 500, NULL, 1682251449);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1198, 'Cumjar filled', 'After months of work, the magnum opus is completed', 2, 500, NULL, 1682742950);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1200, 'Swagger', 'You will never be this cool', 2, 500, NULL, 1683449976);















INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1220, 'Chained Border', '?????', 2, 500, NULL, 1686289778);

INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1213, 'Secret Crack', 'Oh hi… AH', 2, 1000, NULL, 1686288898);





















































INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1256, 'dawnfag', 'I’m too tired to write a description I’m sorry here’s your hat toats', 2, 500, NULL, 1687739873);

INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1289, 'Energy Dome', 'Collects latent Orgone energy and recirculates it into the Medulla Oblongata.', 2, 500, NULL, 1689298931);




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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1104, 'Neurohelmet', 'Saddle up, Mechwarrior!', 2, 500, NULL, 1669751799);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1002, 'Hearty Hands', 'I dont think hands should do that...', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084251);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1003, 'Dragged', 'HELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084272);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (718, 'Literally Me', 'Sving music, jazz? PTOOEY!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663801724);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (719, 'The Matrix', 'The Matrix is an allegory of the transgender experience that you and everyone else got suckered into watching', 2, 1000, NULL, 1663836639);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (720, 'The Matrix Resurrections', 'Wachowski moment', 2, 1000, NULL, 1663836967);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (721, 'Booba2', 'TFW you see Canadian trans teacher with huge knockers', 2, 1000, NULL, 1663861867);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (722, 'Darth Vader Helmet', 'Cool-looking guy from Star Tre', 2, 500, NULL, 1663892277);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (725, 'New Years Glasses', 'Happy New Year!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663892467);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (726, 'Operator', 'This classical variables has been quantized and is now a Hermitian operator on a Hillbert space.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663893198);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (990, 'Grass', 'Ass and cash also accepted.', 2, 500, NULL, 1666508354);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1, 'Ushanka', 'The People''s Hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1004, 'Gimme Hands', 'Give me coin, or give me balls', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084296);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1006, 'Rainbow Dash', 'OMG RAINBOW DASH FROM MLP!?', 2, 500, NULL, 1667168572);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (736, 'Marsey Slime Hat', 'Let this cute little slime marsey climb on your crusty head.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664085993);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (728, 'Kanohi Akaku (Kopaka)', 'Toa of Ice. The obligatory lone wolf character. You''re Lego Sasuke.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969562);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (729, 'Kanohi Kaukau (Gali)', 'Toa of Water. Lmao, you picked the girl one!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969637);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (730, 'Kanohi Miru (Lewa)', 'Toa of Air. You''re the funny one of the group, or maybe you just know that the axe was the coolest weapon.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969803);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (731, 'Kanohi Kakama (Pohatu)', 'Toa of Stone. You''re everybody''s pal and just want the team to stick together. Why is your element separate from Earth? It''s anybody''s guess!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969919);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (732, 'Kanohi Avohkii (Takanuva)', 'Toa of Light. Well aren''t you just a special snowflake? Fuckin'' think you''re the Chosen One over here or something.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663970033);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (733, 'Kanohi Ignika', 'The Mask of Life. Matoro died for you, and you''re using your life to shitpost about trans people?', 2, 500, NULL, 1663970127);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (734, 'Kanohi Pakari (Onua)', 'Toa of Earth. The wisdom of the group, but wisdom is useless if you don''t share it. Why is your element separate from Stone? Answer me that, wise guy!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663970191);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (735, 'The Yakub', 'Proof that science has, in fact, gone too far', 2, 500, NULL, 1664054894);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (737, 'Duel Wielding', 'Oh shit you''re packing? My bad carry on', 2, 500, NULL, 1664088304);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (3, 'Cat Ears I', 'Mew :3', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (738, 'Godots Visor', '"An A-press is an A-press, you can''t say it''s only half." - TJ "Henry" Yoshi', 2, 500, NULL, 1664189703);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (741, 'Eazy-E Hat', 'BIPOCs wtih Attitude', 2, 500, NULL, 1664339102);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (743, 'Face Hugger', 'This thing bled acid! Who knows what it''s gonna'' do when it''s dead!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664402395);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (740, 'Sleepy', '...Please... ...Let me sleep... ...A little more... ...Please...', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664285288);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (744, 'Webbed', 'It isn''t cum on your face this time-Happy Halloween', 2, 500, NULL, 1664415784);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (745, 'The Jason', 'Slash away those filthy campers jason-Happy Halloween', 2, 500, NULL, 1664415825);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (746, 'Sawwed', 'Ouch you need an Advil?-Happy Halloween', 2, 500, NULL, 1664415857);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (749, 'Stacked', 'Now you''re cute and delicious.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595845);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (752, 'Gas Mask', 'When the nukes hit you''re first prepared!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595913);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (747, 'Football Helmet', 'For those who want CTE', 2, 500, NULL, 1664589824);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (748, 'Anti-Foid', 'Down with the Necromatriarchy!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664590716);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (755, 'Ski-mask EYES', 'When 2 eyes isn''t enough have 6!-smokey', 2, 500, NULL, 1664600641);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (757, 'Beanie baby tag', 'Now you''re a plush, into the jar with you-parx5', 2, 500, NULL, 1664602656);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (758, 'Target', 'Bullseye!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664604233);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (760, 'Foxy Grandpa', 'Goddamn you are one foxy grandpa-SalaciousWombat', 2, 500, NULL, 1664633035);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (764, 'Generic Religious Figurehead', 'Good morning', 2, 500, NULL, 1664640654);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (762, 'Cthulhu Mask', 'I would kiss that cutie.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664638109);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (763, 'Top Hat (pentagram)', 'mages vs matriarchy headgear', 2, 500, NULL, 1664638170);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (770, 'Shroom head', 'You really went so long without a shower mushrooms grew?', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658333);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (771, 'Escoffion', 'Look dark... AND STYLISH!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658375);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (772, 'Attifet', 'You''re a European woman in the 1600s??', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658421);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (774, 'French Fries', 'Now your salty and tasty!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658675);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (775, 'Condiment Top', 'Now you can squirt out tasty condiments!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658867);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (767, 'bleh', 'froggy go “bleh”', 2, 500, NULL, 1664646019);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (768, 'PLAYER 1', 'you only have 2 lives left oop', 2, 500, NULL, 1664646508);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (783, 'A Beautiful Mind', 'Or a euphemism for schizophrenia', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664825990);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (784, 'Yolo swag 420 rekt', 'Also known as the epilepsy inducer', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664826603);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (782, 'Fatass minecrap streamer mask', 'I suck his dick / for hours at a time / stare at his nutsack / while I hold back my cum tonite', 2, 500, NULL, 1664768706);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (777, 'Fat and Stinky Visor', 'Why would you put those pins on a visor?!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664683498);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (778, 'Coke Jail', 'You drank pepsi, to coke jail with you.-CocaColaMan', 2, 500, NULL, 1664727469);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (779, 'nemean lion hood', 'Like a true roman, wear a lion!-gudi', 2, 500, NULL, 1664728578);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (780, 'Winged Hussar', 'To battle with wings on your head!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664731432);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (786, 'Ricks hair', 'Wubba lubba dub dub', 2, 500, NULL, 1664930047);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (781, 'BTC', 'Only wear this if you''re worth billions.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664750970);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (803, 'BERSERKER HELM', 'BERSERKER HELM', 2, 500, NULL, 1665088512);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (790, 'LGBTUSSR Officer Hat 2', 'Be fascist and GAYYY!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664994701);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (793, 'Pornhub', 'We all know why you bought this...', 2, 500, NULL, 1664995981);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (795, 'Ass Eater', 'Good announcement, now show us eating yours.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664996448);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (796, 'Pinhead Mask', 'Your mask is a bit... small.-Happy Halloween!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664997385);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (801, 'Ramen', 'Eatin'' ramen, watchin'' ramen, bein'' ramen', 2, 500, NULL, 1665000479);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (804, 'TF2 Stacked', 'Why wear one hat when you can wear 3!-momomo', 2, 500, NULL, 1665102373);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (806, 'Lotus', 'Now you look and smell pretty like a lotus!-sarah', 2, 500, NULL, 1665103737);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (797, 'Happy Halloween', '🦇 a spooopy title for you 🎃', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998497);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (798, 'BOO', '👻 floating little baby ghosties …… BOO!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998569);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (799, 'Boobies', 'sorry no, not those kind of boobies', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998710);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (800, 'Peekaboo', 'this little guy will watch over you, just remember to feed him!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998845);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1103, 'The MacArthur', 'Fuck you Truman you fucking communist', 2, 500, NULL, 1669320357);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (723, 'Hohol', 'Мій предок :)', 2, 500, NULL, 1663892328);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (982, 'Pochita', 'Friendly chainsaw devil hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1666467185);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1136, 'Sonichu', 'Go! Sonichu! Go out and zap to the extreme!', 2, 500, NULL, 1673117074);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (750, 'Cave Man', 'UNGA BUNGA UNGA BUNGA OOO OOO', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595865);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (753, 'Doom Guy', 'RIP AND TEAR', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595933);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (991, 'Clocked', 'No hun don''t worry you totally pass', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666508772);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1139, 'Lunar New Year', '新年快乐!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1673554101);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (974, 'Kitsune Mask I', 'Some weeb furry shit idfk', 2, 500, NULL, 1666459502);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (807, 'The Capy', 'You''re the chosen one! No one can hurt you!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665104052);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1007, 'Red Halloween Mask', 'Worth a month’s rent, or just being a Top 10 Gigavaxxer or Zigger during Homoween 2022.', 2, 0, NULL, 1667274742);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1000, 'BADASS DAD', 'A hat for the BADASS dads!', 2, 500, NULL, 1667083950);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1005, 'The BIRD', 'FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, ANDDDDDD FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084316);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1140, 'Yiff In Hell', 'Translation: "I''m really desperate for social acceptance."', 2, 500, NULL, 1674463260);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1141, 'NCR Ranger Helmet', '"Patrolling the rdrama almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"', 2, 500, NULL, 1675539483);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1144, 'Venom', '"We, are Venom"', 2, 500, NULL, 1675890800);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1146, 'Cum2', 'For the sexy people that need cummed on!! Smoother Cum', 2, 1000, NULL, 1676691570);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1145, 'Cum', 'For the sexy people that need cummed on!!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1676690971);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (965, 'FDJ', '"Jetzt bin ich ein Freier Deutsche Jugendfunktionär"', 2, 500, NULL, 1665686729);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (969, 'Elite Pedo Sniper', 'The shemagh gives you +10 accuracy', 2, 500, NULL, 1665817338);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (933, 'Rascal', 'See this person 3 times and they have to give you something-Minecraft MV22', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434625);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (966, 'Noble 6 helmet', 'Alive in a cave in Azod, Reach,', 2, 500, NULL, 1665691416);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (967, 'Punished Snake', 'What are we, some kind of "metal gear V The Phantom Pain?"', 2, 500, NULL, 1665704742);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (912, 'EldenRing', 'Finally the elden lord!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665355539);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (918, 'Bell pepper (green)', 'Why would you choose the WORST bell pepper??', 2, 500, NULL, 1665417034);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (919, 'Bell pepper (yellow)', 'Not the worst bell pepper, not the best. Perfectly balanced.', 2, 500, NULL, 1665417061);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (920, 'corvo attano mask', 'Time to get stealthy', 2, 500, NULL, 1665422211);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (924, 'Duel Wielding 2', 'Duel Wielding in style!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665428048);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (925, 'USA', 'Show off your America pride!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665428183);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (926, 'TV', 'Look ma''! Im on the tele!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665428714);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (92, 'Top Hat (black)', 'Traditional. Classy. Elegant.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (927, 'Wizard', 'You''re a wizard harry!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665429019);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (928, 'astolfo 1', 'Anime weeb lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1665433824);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (930, 'Afonso 3', 'ATGs cunt bf', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434079);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (931, 'Nose', 'That''s one big SNIFFER', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434351);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (932, 'Sniffer', 'Awaken this ancient dinosaur and put it on your head!-Minecraft MV22', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434600);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (934, 'Tuff Golem', 'Let this little guy show off how cool you are-Minecraft MV22', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434655);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (935, 'Proud Virgin', 'You should be proud to be a virgin!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665535261);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (939, 'Xanax bar', 'When you''re down or sad take a xannex!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665536735);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (940, 'Walter white', 'COOK WITH ME JESSIE', 2, 500, NULL, 1665536970);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (943, 'Tawhid Finger I', 'Praise the one above', 2, 500, NULL, 1665539751);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (944, 'Tawhid Finger II', 'This is for you lord!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665539936);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (946, 'I love STIMS', 'Gotta love stimulants!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665605747);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (947, 'Red Ducky', 'You gotta love this cute hat!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665607061);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (948, 'Imperial Japan', 'BE PART OF IMPERIAL ARMY NOW', 2, 500, NULL, 1665609099);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (952, 'Italian Sin', 'ITALIANS ATTACK', 2, 500, NULL, 1665615049);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (954, 'Bowl', 'GET OUT OF THE BOWL', 2, 500, NULL, 1665615343);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (955, 'Gambler', 'PLAY THIS MAN IN BLACK JACK NOW', 2, 500, NULL, 1665615565);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (890, 'Starfall', 'What a stary night!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665340169);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (888, 'Balloons I', '99 luftballons', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665339993);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (889, 'Balloons II', 'Upular (LOOK THIS SONG UP IT IS SO GOOD)', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665340023);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (963, 'Buried', 'You''re buried in sand?! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?', 2, 500, NULL, 1665616459);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (968, 'Bloody Tusks', '🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘', 2, 500, NULL, 1665728710);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (923, 'Bartman', 'Have a cow idfc', 2, 500, NULL, 1665425863);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (980, 'Homoween 2022', 'HAPPY HOMOWEEN 2022, COCKTOBER 31ST BABY 🎉', 2, 0, NULL, 1666466571);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (970, 'CCCP', 'Reserved for communists, patriots and comrades of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.', 2, 500, NULL, 1666408651);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (978, 'Glitch 2', 'OOOooo that don''t look good. Better go get that fixed.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666462293);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (979, 'Evil Eye', 'The eternal eye has opened', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666462388);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (971, 'DOOT DOOT', 'thank you for the hat mr skeltal', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666458989);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (976, 'Bloody Eyes', 'Eldritch headgear', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666462111);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (977, 'Glitch 1', 'Stop punching the monitor, Kyle', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666462267);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (714, 'Captain Falcon', 'The chad that every smash player wanted to imitate, if only his moveset included a shower.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663474615);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (715, 'Inspector Gadget', '"Go go Gadget Brown Bricks!"', 2, 500, NULL, 1663477536);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (724, 'Spartan Helmet', 'THIS IS SPARTA!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663892367);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (983, 'MLP Tiara', 'A tiara for everypony!', 2, 500, NULL, 1666468737);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (998, 'The Miracle of Birth', 'Relive your birthday!', 2, 500, NULL, 1666908681);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (751, 'Butter', 'Southern-fried and full of love.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595886);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (754, 'Crusader helmet', 'RETAKE THE HOLY LAND!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595954);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (996, 'Kerfus', 'Nie wkładaj kutasa do elementów ruchomych maszyny.', 2, 500, NULL, 1666733127);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (766, 'book', 'i can read! heheh', 2, 500, NULL, 1664645746);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (997, 'Spermitarian', '2 lil troopers!', 2, 500, NULL, 1666742226);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (787, 'Turban', 'Turban with Bindi Dot (Namaste)', 2, 500, NULL, 1664980060);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (788, 'LGBTUSSR Officer Hat', 'Rule with an iron fist... And use that iron fist for more than ruling ;)', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664994148);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (993, 'Autumn Leaves', 'we call it fall becoz leaf fall down p:', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666729982);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (808, 'The Capy 2', 'The drippiest and pimpiest capybara out there.', 2, 500, NULL, 1665104484);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1001, 'Uzi', '*Italian noises*', 2, 500, NULL, 1667083976);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1010, 'WallStreetBets', 'stonks', 2, 1000, NULL, 1667402952);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (676, 'Kepi', 'Army cap for those unlucky enough to be French', 2, 500, NULL, 1663303083);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (678, 'Turkroach', 'Come on Carp this one''s hilarious. It''s semi transparent to clarify', 2, 500, NULL, 1663305640);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (679, 'Judge Dredd', 'THIS USER IS THE LAW', 2, 500, NULL, 1663309533);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (680, 'Hat Stack', 'You are as presumptuous as you are poor and Irish. Challenge not the majesty of my tower of hats.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663310312);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (809, 'Neon cat', 'Nya~ Nya for the neon cat!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665107083);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (813, 'Oni mask 1', 'A scary demonic spirit from japan!? Fucking weeb', 2, 500, NULL, 1665187283);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (814, 'Oni mask 2', 'Time to get funky, Japanese style.', 2, 500, NULL, 1665187310);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (684, 'cans dot wav', 'I am your host, the man they call Ghost.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663378616);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (685, 'The Lawlz II', 'Ben 10 aficionado and connoisseur.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663400628);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (815, 'Top Hat (WPD)', 'A trans-dimensional crossover hat from rDrama’s much cooler big brother', 2, 500, NULL, 1665188158);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (686, 'Pingas', 'Snooping as usual, I see!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663400760);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (687, 'Robbie Rotten', 'Number one hairstyle!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663400876);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (23, 'Cowboy I', 'Make him wish he could quit you', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (688, 'Stephanie', 'I am not a creep. It was the third image result when I googled "Robbie Rotten hair png"', 2, 500, NULL, 1663400979);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (816, 'Impaled', 'Guess you''re not a vampire.', 2, 500, NULL, 1665188791);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (689, 'Sportacus', 'Official mascot of /h/fatpeoplehate', 2, 500, NULL, 1663401163);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (681, 'Avatar State', 'But when the world needed him most, the Dramatar vanished', 2, 500, NULL, 1663357705);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (682, 'Vampire Mask', 'Totally a current member of House Vampire', 2, 500, NULL, 1663368597);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (817, 'Cyborg', 'Hey do you know the terminator?', 2, 500, NULL, 1665188940);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (818, 'Jarhead', 'What every elden lord needs... A JAR', 2, 500, NULL, 1665189072);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (822, 'Spyglass', 'LAND HOEE', 2, 500, NULL, 1665189991);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (824, 'Hokage', 'You''re finally the HOKAGE!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665190384);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (825, 'Squash', 'Goofy ahh squash on your zombie head.', 2, 500, NULL, 1665190923);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (827, 'Dragon', 'The official hat for @RagnarDanneskjold! Vote Rangar for jannie 2022!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665197323);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (829, 'Femboy', 'Aww what a cute girl! ... Why does "she" have a dick', 2, 500, NULL, 1665255610);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (831, 'On fire', 'HOLY SHIT DUDE YOU''RE ON FIRE.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665259064);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (832, 'Flowing Petals', 'You look so cute as the petals fall.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665259202);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (833, 'Butterflies', 'You give me butterflies...', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665259809);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (834, 'Third Eyes', 'OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665259830);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (836, 'BUBBLES', 'AHHH YEAH LETS GOOO BUBBLE TIMES', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665259869);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (838, 'Bats', 'Closest you''ll ever be to batman.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665260209);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (839, 'Confetti', 'WOOOO you must be special you have confetti!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665260585);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (840, 'Crawling spider', 'AHHH SPIDER HIT IT', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665260749);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (842, 'Cursor', 'You should click this users profile!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665260982);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (699, 'Gendo', '"Get in the fucking robot, Marsey."', 2, 500, NULL, 1663431457);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (698, 'Osama', 'Did you ever see that picture of the bin Laden family in the 70''s?', 2, 500, NULL, 1663431148);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (690, 'Dragon Ball Scouter', 'It''s Over 9000!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663428978);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (695, 'Keep Yourself Safe', 'Clicking the "Get Them Help" button is too difficult', 2, 1000, NULL, 1663430574);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (696, 'YoloSwagStudios', 'A parody of The Onion''s cartoonist? Sure, why not.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663430838);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (697, 'Communist Propaganda Poster', 'Marsey Lovers of the world, unite!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663430940);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (700, 'Tariq Nasneed', '"take the thong out yo bussy, playa" -The Buck Breaker, 2020', 2, 500, NULL, 1663431707);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (701, 'Crusader Kings II Theocratic Emperor', 'Pope Glitterhoof ''the Pious'' died horsing around.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663432063);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (702, 'Crusader Kings II Iqta Emperor', 'Four wives. No inheritance issues. Yearly Ramadan. What''s not to love? Inshallah.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663432349);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (703, 'Crusader Kings II Feudal Emperor', '"No one told me I''d lose my tribal levies upon government change..."', 2, 500, NULL, 1663432506);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (109, 'Urban Camo Helmet', 'Man urban camo is cool', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (147, 'ATF', 'Ass-Tickling Faggot. HIDE YOUR DOG!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (155, 'The TED_SIMP', 'Wear this hat to express your undying adoration for carp', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (173, 'Devil Horns', 'Satan is so cool and quirky!!!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (176, 'Maskmaxxer', 'Why aren''t there two? Are you trying to kill us?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (178, 'Media Executive', 'despite making up just 2% of the population,', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (182, 'Badass Fighter Ace', ' Top Gun™ Maverick® Now Showing In Theaters!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (185, 'Nervous, Sweating', '>mfw', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (198, 'Whirly Tard Hat II', 'Propeller go brrrrrrrrrr', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (199, 'Family Man Free Hat', 'It''s a good show!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (200, 'Engineer', 'Choo choo!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (201, 'Vexillaurius Helmet', 'Degenerates like you belong on rDrama', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (202, 'Astronaut Helmet', 'See you, space marsey', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (264, 'The TracingWoodgrains', 'Bweaking nuwus!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (265, 'Cat Ears (devil horns)', 'Has science gone too far?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (268, 'The TracingWoodgrains II', '*nuzzles your bulge mid-interview* OwO whats this', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (273, 'Pilot Hat', 'Daily nonstop flights to Bussyville', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (538, 'Timmy Turner', 'So you''re telling me I can wish for ANYTHING?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (542, 'Link (Faces of Evil)', 'Could you eat an octorok?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (311, 'The Lucas Roberts', '#DropKiwiFarms #MandatoryHRTForAllKids', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (277, 'Cool Wine Aunt', 'It''s pruno, don''t pretend you''re fancy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (233, 'Player One', 'Mom says it''s my turn!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (234, 'Okapi', 'Big throbbing okapi cock 🤤', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (235, 'Emo Hair I', '''''Rawr'''' means ''''I love you'''' in Dinosaur :3', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (240, 'Backstabbed', 'I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Rodh-- ack!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (241, 'The Garry_Chess', 'I AM A DOCTOR I AM IMPORTANT HURRDURR', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (243, 'Night Cap', 'Imagine putting a fucking :marseytom: hat on before bed lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (244, 'Anime I', 'YIKES! CRINGE!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (245, 'The Brianna Laundrie', 'RIP Brianna and RIP r/FriendsOfBrian', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (246, 'Lains Bear Kigurumi', 'And you don''t seem to understand / A shame, you seemed an honest man', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (248, 'Furfag Pride', 'We`re here, we fuck animals get used to it.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (249, 'why', 'BOOHOO NIGGA', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (250, 'Grass Toucher', 'Makes you immune to being told to touch grass', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (251, 'Napoleon', 'Liberté, ordre public', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (252, 'Average rDrama Hat Designer', 'USE THE FUCKING TEMPLATE', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (253, 'Phrygian Cap', 'Liberté, égalité, fraternité', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (254, 'Three Lil Marseys', 'It''s three Marseys. They''re little. What more do you want from me here?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (255, 'KN95 Mask', 'We are all in this together. If you are serious about flattening the curve, you will wear this.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (256, 'Confusion', '????????????????????????????', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (257, 'Umbreon Ears', 'For legal reasons, we cannot actually call these Umbreon Ears. Please refer to them as something else.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (260, 'Carphead', 'A legally viable excuse to have Carp on top of you in public', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (261, 'Journoid Scum', 'The wearer of this hat was coming right for you, I saw it. The shooting was purely self-defense.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (262, 'Delicious Feet', 'feet > bussy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (344, 'Slava Ukraini', 'Slava Ukraini!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (345, 'Gigachad Mask', 'Average rDrama user', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (346, 'Pumpkin Remains', 'A gory pumpkin scalp', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (347, 'Peek-A-Boo Marsey', 'AAAAHHH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GETITOFF AAAAAAHHHHHHH', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (348, 'Hazmat Suit', 'Standard-issue PPE for wading through the cesspit that is rDrama', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (349, 'Cat Ears (wiggly)', 'MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (350, 'Marionette Strings', 'Dance, puppet, dance', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (351, 'PaRappa Beanie', 'This is technically a furry item fyi', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (353, 'Double Ds (hat)', 'double deez nuts lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (354, 'SNIFFED', 'Extremely uncomfortable for almost everyone involved', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (356, 'Santa Hat I', 'Frozen Frozen Frozen (like ho ho ho get it), merry Fistmas!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (357, 'Scumbag Steve', '>comes to your gay poz mixer >wears a rubber', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (358, 'Umbrella Hat', 'Covered in dirty yellow and white streaks', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (359, 'Ridin With Biden', 'You ridin''?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (360, 'NFT', 'Right clicking is STRICTLY prohibited', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (361, 'The Bog', 'Will you take the call?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (362, 'Googly Eyes', 'My eyes are up here', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (363, 'Kanohi Hau', 'A description was not provided but google says it''s a Bionicle thing. I think those are like Legos. Mysterious Lego mask oooooooh', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (364, 'The Yugi', 'Children''s card game world champ', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (365, 'Maid Cap', 'CLEAN IT UP MAID 🤣 FOR A RESPECTABLE WAGE 🤣🤣🤣', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (366, 'BLACKED', 'You were built for BBC', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (368, 'Wonder Tiara', '(Lynda Carter''s version, of course)', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (369, 'Fisherman Hat', 'The text is completely indecipherable at this scale. I have no idea if that makes it worthless or adds to the joke.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (370, 'Crosshair', 'You deserve this.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (371, 'DONT CARE DIDNT ASK YOUR WHITE', 'DONT CARE + DIDNT ASK + YOUR WHITE', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (372, 'Dragonborn', 'Dragon Shout: FEED/AND/SEED', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (373, 'Sun Hat III', 'So many sun hats to choose from, so little sun.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (374, 'Anglerfish', 'It''s not Snoo''s scalp. Stop asking that.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (375, 'Nun Headpiece', 'Bandeau and veil, coif not included', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (376, 'Colovian Fur Helm', 'NOT for n''wahs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (377, 'Booze Cruise', 'Drunk driver rights are human rights', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (378, 'Son of the Mask Mask', 'Don''t ya just LOVE Homoween?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (379, 'Bananahead', 'This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (626, 'Pedo Sniper', 'Ready, aim...', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (381, 'Panty Raid (pink)', 'Are ya feeling it now Mr. Krabs?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (382, 'Panty Raid (red)', 'Are ya feeling it now Mr. Krabs?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (383, 'Panty Raid (white)', 'Are ya feeling it now Mr. Krabs?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (384, 'Head Crab', 'It''s a crab. For your head.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (386, 'Curts New Hat', 'Have you *seen* it?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (387, 'Gray Cowl of Nocturnal', 'Capital!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (388, 'Tricorne', 'This hat is for TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOTS only', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (404, 'Knight Helmet', 'kNIGht 🤗', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1132, 'USDA inspector', 'they''re still a glowie, despite the unthreatening appearance. don''t let them inspect your food.', 2, 500, NULL, 1672455409);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (892, 'sailor moon peek', 'Really?', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665340406);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (352, 'John Deere Hat', 'She (male) thinks my tractor''s sexy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (355, 'Chef Hat', 'Cloudflare just bent the knee and I''m nauseated and don''t feel like writing descriptions for hats sorry', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (392, 'Chris-Chan', 'Hat to the extreme!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (393, 'Bunny Buttons', 'Byo requested this one but I''m honestly not even sure what it is', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (394, 'ROFLcopter', 'Lollerskates', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (395, 'Whirly Tard Hat (animated)', 'This one spins omg', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (412, 'The Klenny', '🤣👍', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (422, 'Booba', 'O_O', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (409, 'AI Core', 'Thought this said AL Core for a minute like Al gore but no it''s ai like the robot thing and apparently it''s from a vidya so here we go description done 🤌', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (424, 'Pearl Clutcher', 'REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (462, 'Rasta Hat', 'Jah bless', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1133, 'Singapore Flag', 'Ranked the world''s most expensive city to live in 8 times in the past decade', 2, 1000, NULL, 1672773592);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1134, 'Hot headed', 'Damn you need to cool down bro.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1672981389);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1135, 'Qanon', 'wiggawigga fellow PATRIOT!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1673112507);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (416, 'Monopoly Hat', 'Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200 coin.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (895, 'Target practice', 'KEEP SHOOTING TILL THE BEAST IS DEAD', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341399);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (896, 'Cheers', 'HOORAY! All hail the special one!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341566);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (897, 'Patrick Lick', 'You taste sweet', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341627);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (898, 'Make It Rain', 'It is raining.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341752);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (899, 'Wise mystical tree', 'Things about get wise and freaky', 2, 500, NULL, 1665342497);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (398, 'The Catman', 'This counts as a fursuit', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (401, 'Current Thing (oppose)', 'Denazify Ukraine!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (402, 'T-34 Tank', 'For denazification purposes', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (403, 'Weatherman', 'Glad I could help', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (405, 'Israeli Friend Pins', 'If any man shall adore the beast and his image, and receive his character in his forehead, or in his hand.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (407, 'Top Hat (black glitter)', 'Be careful not to rub this against anything', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (410, 'Retro Snapchat Thot', 'Heckin good pupperino', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (411, 'The Goatse', 'Open wide!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (418, 'Bass Pro', 'Of course I cum fast, I got fish to catch!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (420, '2070s Hat', 'State-enforced homosexuality. Teaching JavaScript to refugees. The flyest headwear. Bring on the Paradigm Shift.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (413, 'Retro Brimstone', 'Look man if you''re gonna submit old vidya imagery as hats I need to know what it IS so I can write descriptions', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (423, 'Dramautist Jar Project', 'Wh-what''s going on? Why am I in here?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (417, 'Monopoly Thimble', 'Just the right size for your dick huh', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (425, 'Girlboss', '#GASLIGHT #GATEKEEP #GIRLBOSS', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (426, 'Gold Badge', 'You did so well. You deserve yourself.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (427, 'Silver Badge', 'First loser', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (428, 'Green Badge', 'Winner of the 20XX Farmers Choice Award', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (429, 'Red Badge', 'The red badge of bussy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (431, 'Blue Badgr', 'I blue myself', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (433, 'R2D2', '[unintelligible whirring and beeping]', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (434, 'Gay Fawkes Mask', 'Buy curtains, Buy a dog. We are legging. Accept us.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (437, 'Cigar', 'Sometimes s cigar is just a cigar. Not this time, though. This is clearly about craving dick in your mouth.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (438, 'Conquistador', 'Sorry, but the human sacrifice stops NOW.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (439, 'Pumpkin', 'Spowoky Owoky Puwumpykin', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (440, 'Jester Hat (Mardi Gras)', 'YOU Tuesday', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (441, 'Jester Hat (red and blue)', 'Jingle jingle', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (442, 'Jester Hat (blue and purple)', 'Hand wash only', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (443, 'The Ricardo Milos', '✨Iconic✨', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (444, 'The Awoo', 'This is (not) Cirno', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (445, 'Krusty Krew', 'KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA. IS THE PIZZA. FOR YOU AND ME.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (446, 'Sutton Woo Helmet', 'What a neat helmet. Why would someone leave it lying on the ground?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (447, 'Cosmonaut Helmet', 'Yuri Gagarsey, hero of the Soviet Union!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (448, 'The Pizzashill', 'WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (449, 'Handmaids Bonnet', 'Wear this to protest the ban on infanticide', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (451, 'Influencer', 'Sweet, faceless validation', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (453, 'Top Hat (fancy)', 'Shallow and pedantic, if you ask me. It insists upon itself', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (454, 'Jaguar Warrior', 'The human sacrifices will continue until morale improves', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (455, 'Marsey Brainhat', 'Just two brainlets, hanging out', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (456, 'Black Crown', 'Black crowns matter', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (458, 'Mario Raccoon', 'BING BING RACCOON', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (459, 'Eggscellent Hat', '🥚 lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (367, 'Burning Flames Team Captain', 'Yeah I''m hot shit, could you tell?', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (460, 'Edelgard Hair', 'Please report anyone with this hat to @carpathianflorist for weeb eradication', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (380, 'Witch (Wizard) Hat', 'STOP ASKING WHY I DON''T USE MAGIC TO CHANGE MY GENDER', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (385, 'Magician Hat', 'It''s not just animated so we can charge more for it. Really!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (389, 'BIG MAD', 'Positively seething', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (390, 'Nervous Sweating', 'oshit >mfw', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (391, 'Sparkles', '✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (461, 'Gothic Lolita', 'Dark and brooding. Not very brooding, actually. But dark.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (463, 'Sheep Horns', 'For the horniest of sheep', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (464, 'Luffy Hat', 'Stretchy pirate weebshit guy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (465, 'Thin Film Interference Hat', 'Like that movie with the time machine car', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (466, 'BANNED stamp', 'One time at banned stamp I', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (467, 'Minecraft', 'It is impossible to fedpost with this hat on', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (468, 'Brimless Yankee', 'The finest team of juicers money can buy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (469, 'The Kiwi', 'Wearing this constitutes a hate crime in most developed countries', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (470, 'The Mathematician', 'Special delivery from Mr. Kac- Mr. Kaz- Mr. Kazimspy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (471, 'Frog Hat', 'It has a cute frog on it', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (472, 'Moriya Frog Hat', 'Big googly eye froge hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (903, 'Haunted', 'Spooky ghosts follow!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665347450);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (901, 'Wombat', 'Multipurpose head wombat', 2, 500, NULL, 1665347408);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (904, 'RIP BOZO', 'Rest in piss faggot', 2, 500, NULL, 1665348882);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (905, 'The Poo', '💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩', 2, 500, NULL, 1665349075);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (910, 'Rocket League', 'Time for car FOOTBALL!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665355493);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (906, 'Lantern head', 'Light your path in inconvenient ways!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665349271);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (900, 'Trapped', '😔😔😔', 2, 500, NULL, 1665343188);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (907, 'Venus Flytrap', 'You''re a bug to this plant!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665350150);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (908, 'Psychedelic', 'Trippy and Pretty!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665350405);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (909, 'Nicholas Cage Vore', 'Face/off', 2, 500, NULL, 1665350658);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (916, 'Blood Rain', 'Mmmmm.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665356178);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (915, 'Top Hat (double rainbow)', 'Double the rainbow double the pride', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665356065);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (473, 'Warning Tape', 'This user is a walking red flag', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (474, 'The Merchant', 'What did he mean by this? 🤔', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (475, 'Stickbug', 'Lookit this lil fella go', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (476, 'Cos Bucket Hat', 'Bitch ima cow', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (477, 'Strawberry Hat', '🍓🍓🍓', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (478, 'Froge Beret', 'On Wednesdays we wear frogs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (480, 'Knitted Hat (blue)', 'Plush. Warm. Ugly. But enough about your mom.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (481, 'Ladies Ornate Hat (black)', 'Elegant!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (482, 'Cowgirl (male)', 'Rootin tootin foid-shootin', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (483, 'Naughty Newsboy', 'Missing. Last seen at ground zero of your local monkeypox outbreak. If found, do NOT touch.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (485, 'This Is Fine', 'Situation normal.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (486, 'Emo Hair II', 'SO CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (487, 'Emo Hair III', 'I write sins not tragedies', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (488, 'Emo Hair IV', 'I''m not okay (I promise)', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (489, 'Emo Hair V', 'Thnks fr th Mmrs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (490, 'Emo Hair VI', 'Cute Without The ''E''', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (491, 'Top Hat (frost)', 'Cool-colored top hat for cool tops only', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (492, 'Top Hat (frilly Victorian)', 'Victorian fashion was HIDEOUS but contemporary spins on it are just lovely', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (493, 'Brown Herringbone Flat Cap', 'TWEED AND SNEED', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (494, 'Skull Boingy Head Things', 'boing 💀 boing 💀 boing 💀', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (495, 'Alligator-Textured Gold Blingy Hat', 'Looks like shit but probably feels real nice', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (496, 'Flower Hat (hot pink)', 'A cute flower hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (497, 'Stinky', 'UH OH! STINKY!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (498, 'Mario Hat (BIPOC)', 'Who could have dropped this?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (499, 'Fart Slave Gear', '12 years a fart slave', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (500, 'Little African Hat', 'Promise not to wear it', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (502, 'Booze Cruisin', 'DRUNK DRIVER RIGHTS ARE TRANS RIGHTS', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (503, 'The Antichrist', 'Weak to Tesla coils', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (505, 'ADIDAS Cap', 'Sacred cultural headpiece for the highest caste of gopnik', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (506, 'The Tim Buckley', 'Is this loss?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (507, 'Gat', 'The ultimate in neo-BTSstanwear', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (511, 'Sam Fisher', 'Four-eyed freak vidya edition', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (512, 'The Buckethead', 'Exactly what it says on the tin', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (513, 'The Sherlock', 'Elemarsey, my dear Watson', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (515, 'Cringe Archivist', '*SNAP* Yep, this one for sure', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (516, 'Madoka', 'Pink-haired retard', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (517, 'Homura', 'Why does the jap have blue eyes', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (519, 'Sakaya', 'omg stop making me look up chinese cartoon characters', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (520, 'Mami', 'Titty ass bitch', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (521, 'VDV Beret', 'something something something Russia', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (522, 'Dr Livesey', 'Dr Soon-To-Be-Dead', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (528, 'Flower Clip', 'A cute flower clip', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (530, 'RENT FREE', 'idek anymore carp whatever you want is fine', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (508, 'Meowth', 'That''s right!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (509, 'Niconico', 'I can''t think of a description, but I''m proud of it', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (510, 'Sneed (Chuck)', 'Subsequently Sneed''s', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (518, 'Kyoko', 'This is seriously her name? Kyoto with a k instead? Hi I''m Philadelkia, son of Dedroit, son of Kansas Citie <_>', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (524, 'Smurf Hat (papa)', 'You think you''re better than all the other smurves', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (529, 'Conehead', 'How do you describe a cone? It''s a cone. It goes on your head.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (523, 'Smurf Hat', 'La la, la la la la', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (525, 'Please Be Autistic I Am Yes', 'Please Be Autistic I Am Yes', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (526, 'No-No Finger', 'Oh no you di-int', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (527, 'Cat Ears (wig)', '~~nya ^-^', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (430, 'Purple Badge', 'Orange ya glad ya didn''t get an orange badge?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (432, 'Orange Badge', 'You''ve betrayed the purple badge.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (435, 'Witch III', 'Submitter called it cursed. He didn''t explain how. It''s cursed I guess? Spoooooooky.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (436, 'robocop', 'You''ll never fuck my ass, Batman', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (450, 'Bluecheck', 'Can''t get verified? Do it yourself!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (452, 'The MF Doom', 'Everyone''s favorite cosplay rapper', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (457, 'Thug Life Beanie', 'The whitest beanie you''ll ever see', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (479, 'Pizza Hut', 'For when ‘good enough'' is enough', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (484, 'Slav-sya', 'Enough about human rights, let''s talk about human wrongs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (501, 'Dancing Marsey', 'Omg she''s so happy lookit her GO', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (504, 'Iron Crown of Lombardy', 'This isn''t Crusader Kings, stop it', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1138, 'Fallout Advanced Power Armour', 'War. War never changes.', 2, 500, NULL, 1673534169);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (902, 'Shovel Knight', 'Cosplay as the shovel man himself!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665347426);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (917, 'Bell Pepper (red)', 'Now you can cosplay as a bell pepper and make mama proud!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665417006);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (911, 'Racecar Hat', 'I sleep in a hat with my wife', 2, 500, NULL, 1665355513);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1149, 'This hat kills fishists', 'This hat is perfect for anyone who loves fishing and has a sense of humor. Whether you’re a an amateur angler or master baiter, you can show off your confidence and charisma with this witty slogan. It is made of cotton and has an adjustable snapback. Order yours today and reel in the compliments!', 2, 500, NULL, 1677730441);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1153, 'Hope Eradicated', 'Who needs friends when you have money?', 2, 500, NULL, 1679346572);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1150, 'Power In Misery', 'Stop wasting company resources by getting killed...', 2, 500, NULL, 1679343066);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (514, 'Glowing', 'Hit me with your car', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1157, 'Divine Light', 'Who has time to enjoy life when you''re making MONEY?!', 2, 500, NULL, 1679347512);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1155, 'Flesh Automaton', 'You are a flesh automaton powered by neurotransmiters', 2, 500, NULL, 1679347040);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1169, 'Mimic', 'That is NOT a health pack!', 2, 500, NULL, 1679359754);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1167, 'Tattered Rain Hat', 'Old and worn. You''ve never seen it before but it feels nostalgic.', 2, 500, NULL, 1679359347);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1156, 'Traversing the Grid of Death', 'When reaching rock bottom, despicable deeds may seem like a step up...', 2, 500, NULL, 1679347260);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1170, 'Cigarette', 'Something to suck on.... for those of us, less faggotly gifted', 2, 500, NULL, 1680069984);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1179, 'Funky Kong', 'Lookin'' good, Kongs! Buckle up and blast off, you''re outta here!', 2, 500, NULL, 1680299069);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1178, 'Donkey Kong', 'The coolest monkey in the jungle', 2, 500, NULL, 1680297791);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1177, 'Majora', 'You''ve met with a terrible fate, haven''t you, chud?', 2, 500, NULL, 1680236118);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1172, 'Marseys Funky Bandana', 'She stole it from a bored ape', 2, 500, NULL, 1680231908);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1171, 'Funky Bandana', 'Oh Yeah!!!!!!', 2, 500, NULL, 1680231489);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1180, 'IMMA FIRIN MUH EGG CRACKER', 'The real space lasers Marjorie Taylor Greene was warning you about', 2, 1000, NULL, 1680982678);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1197, 'Foot', 'pbbbt', 2, 1000, NULL, 1682438947);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1195, 'Beauty Pageant Winner', 'There She Is, Miss America', 2, 500, NULL, 1682377919);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1192, 'Devo', 'Whip it good', 2, 500, NULL, 1682375354);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1191, 'Quieres', 'You want?', 2, 500, NULL, 1682373372);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1190, 'Pussy Hat', '=^._.^=', 2, 500, NULL, 1682291980);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1187, 'Henchman', 'Become a member of The Fluttering Horde', 2, 500, NULL, 1682286809);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1185, 'Fascinator', 'Kentucky Derby ready', 2, 500, NULL, 1682283086);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1184, 'Princess Beatrice', 'Remember the royal wedding?', 2, 500, NULL, 1682280525);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1183, 'Blossom', 'And she looks like Blossom!', 2, 500, NULL, 1682252248);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1182, 'Friends Frame', 'Could I *be* more of a hat?', 2, 500, NULL, 1682251449);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1198, 'Cumjar filled', 'After months of work, the magnum opus is completed', 2, 500, NULL, 1682742950);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1200, 'Swagger', 'You will never be this cool', 2, 500, NULL, 1683449976);















INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1220, 'Chained Border', '?????', 2, 500, NULL, 1686289778);

INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1213, 'Secret Crack', 'Oh hi… AH', 2, 1000, NULL, 1686288898);





















































INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1256, 'dawnfag', 'I’m too tired to write a description I’m sorry here’s your hat toats', 2, 500, NULL, 1687739873);

INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1289, 'Energy Dome', 'Collects latent Orgone energy and recirculates it into the Medulla Oblongata.', 2, 500, NULL, 1689298931);




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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (716, 'Baked Beans Bucket Hat', 'This neighbor is wearing beans!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663647585);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1104, 'Neurohelmet', 'Saddle up, Mechwarrior!', 2, 500, NULL, 1669751799);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1002, 'Hearty Hands', 'I dont think hands should do that...', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084251);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1003, 'Dragged', 'HELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084272);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (718, 'Literally Me', 'Sving music, jazz? PTOOEY!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663801724);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (719, 'The Matrix', 'The Matrix is an allegory of the transgender experience that you and everyone else got suckered into watching', 2, 1000, NULL, 1663836639);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (720, 'The Matrix Resurrections', 'Wachowski moment', 2, 1000, NULL, 1663836967);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (721, 'Booba2', 'TFW you see Canadian trans teacher with huge knockers', 2, 1000, NULL, 1663861867);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (722, 'Darth Vader Helmet', 'Cool-looking guy from Star Tre', 2, 500, NULL, 1663892277);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (725, 'New Years Glasses', 'Happy New Year!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663892467);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (726, 'Operator', 'This classical variables has been quantized and is now a Hermitian operator on a Hillbert space.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663893198);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (990, 'Grass', 'Ass and cash also accepted.', 2, 500, NULL, 1666508354);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1, 'Ushanka', 'The People''s Hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1004, 'Gimme Hands', 'Give me coin, or give me balls', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084296);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1006, 'Rainbow Dash', 'OMG RAINBOW DASH FROM MLP!?', 2, 500, NULL, 1667168572);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (736, 'Marsey Slime Hat', 'Let this cute little slime marsey climb on your crusty head.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664085993);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (728, 'Kanohi Akaku (Kopaka)', 'Toa of Ice. The obligatory lone wolf character. You''re Lego Sasuke.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969562);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (729, 'Kanohi Kaukau (Gali)', 'Toa of Water. Lmao, you picked the girl one!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969637);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (730, 'Kanohi Miru (Lewa)', 'Toa of Air. You''re the funny one of the group, or maybe you just know that the axe was the coolest weapon.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969803);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (731, 'Kanohi Kakama (Pohatu)', 'Toa of Stone. You''re everybody''s pal and just want the team to stick together. Why is your element separate from Earth? It''s anybody''s guess!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969919);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (732, 'Kanohi Avohkii (Takanuva)', 'Toa of Light. Well aren''t you just a special snowflake? Fuckin'' think you''re the Chosen One over here or something.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663970033);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (733, 'Kanohi Ignika', 'The Mask of Life. Matoro died for you, and you''re using your life to shitpost about trans people?', 2, 500, NULL, 1663970127);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (734, 'Kanohi Pakari (Onua)', 'Toa of Earth. The wisdom of the group, but wisdom is useless if you don''t share it. Why is your element separate from Stone? Answer me that, wise guy!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663970191);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (735, 'The Yakub', 'Proof that science has, in fact, gone too far', 2, 500, NULL, 1664054894);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (737, 'Duel Wielding', 'Oh shit you''re packing? My bad carry on', 2, 500, NULL, 1664088304);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (3, 'Cat Ears I', 'Mew :3', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (738, 'Godots Visor', '"An A-press is an A-press, you can''t say it''s only half." - TJ "Henry" Yoshi', 2, 500, NULL, 1664189703);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (741, 'Eazy-E Hat', 'BIPOCs wtih Attitude', 2, 500, NULL, 1664339102);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (743, 'Face Hugger', 'This thing bled acid! Who knows what it''s gonna'' do when it''s dead!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664402395);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (740, 'Sleepy', '...Please... ...Let me sleep... ...A little more... ...Please...', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664285288);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (744, 'Webbed', 'It isn''t cum on your face this time-Happy Halloween', 2, 500, NULL, 1664415784);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (745, 'The Jason', 'Slash away those filthy campers jason-Happy Halloween', 2, 500, NULL, 1664415825);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (746, 'Sawwed', 'Ouch you need an Advil?-Happy Halloween', 2, 500, NULL, 1664415857);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (749, 'Stacked', 'Now you''re cute and delicious.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595845);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (752, 'Gas Mask', 'When the nukes hit you''re first prepared!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595913);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (747, 'Football Helmet', 'For those who want CTE', 2, 500, NULL, 1664589824);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (748, 'Anti-Foid', 'Down with the Necromatriarchy!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664590716);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (755, 'Ski-mask EYES', 'When 2 eyes isn''t enough have 6!-smokey', 2, 500, NULL, 1664600641);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (757, 'Beanie baby tag', 'Now you''re a plush, into the jar with you-parx5', 2, 500, NULL, 1664602656);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (758, 'Target', 'Bullseye!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664604233);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (760, 'Foxy Grandpa', 'Goddamn you are one foxy grandpa-SalaciousWombat', 2, 500, NULL, 1664633035);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (764, 'Generic Religious Figurehead', 'Good morning', 2, 500, NULL, 1664640654);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (762, 'Cthulhu Mask', 'I would kiss that cutie.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664638109);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (763, 'Top Hat (pentagram)', 'mages vs matriarchy headgear', 2, 500, NULL, 1664638170);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (770, 'Shroom head', 'You really went so long without a shower mushrooms grew?', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658333);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (771, 'Escoffion', 'Look dark... AND STYLISH!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658375);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (772, 'Attifet', 'You''re a European woman in the 1600s??', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658421);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (774, 'French Fries', 'Now your salty and tasty!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658675);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (775, 'Condiment Top', 'Now you can squirt out tasty condiments!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658867);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (767, 'bleh', 'froggy go “bleh”', 2, 500, NULL, 1664646019);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (768, 'PLAYER 1', 'you only have 2 lives left oop', 2, 500, NULL, 1664646508);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (783, 'A Beautiful Mind', 'Or a euphemism for schizophrenia', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664825990);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (784, 'Yolo swag 420 rekt', 'Also known as the epilepsy inducer', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664826603);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (782, 'Fatass minecrap streamer mask', 'I suck his dick / for hours at a time / stare at his nutsack / while I hold back my cum tonite', 2, 500, NULL, 1664768706);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (777, 'Fat and Stinky Visor', 'Why would you put those pins on a visor?!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664683498);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (778, 'Coke Jail', 'You drank pepsi, to coke jail with you.-CocaColaMan', 2, 500, NULL, 1664727469);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (779, 'nemean lion hood', 'Like a true roman, wear a lion!-gudi', 2, 500, NULL, 1664728578);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (780, 'Winged Hussar', 'To battle with wings on your head!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664731432);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (786, 'Ricks hair', 'Wubba lubba dub dub', 2, 500, NULL, 1664930047);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (781, 'BTC', 'Only wear this if you''re worth billions.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664750970);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (803, 'BERSERKER HELM', 'BERSERKER HELM', 2, 500, NULL, 1665088512);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (790, 'LGBTUSSR Officer Hat 2', 'Be fascist and GAYYY!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664994701);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (793, 'Pornhub', 'We all know why you bought this...', 2, 500, NULL, 1664995981);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (795, 'Ass Eater', 'Good announcement, now show us eating yours.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664996448);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (796, 'Pinhead Mask', 'Your mask is a bit... small.-Happy Halloween!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664997385);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (801, 'Ramen', 'Eatin'' ramen, watchin'' ramen, bein'' ramen', 2, 500, NULL, 1665000479);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (804, 'TF2 Stacked', 'Why wear one hat when you can wear 3!-momomo', 2, 500, NULL, 1665102373);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (806, 'Lotus', 'Now you look and smell pretty like a lotus!-sarah', 2, 500, NULL, 1665103737);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (797, 'Happy Halloween', '🦇 a spooopy title for you 🎃', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998497);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (798, 'BOO', '👻 floating little baby ghosties …… BOO!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998569);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (799, 'Boobies', 'sorry no, not those kind of boobies', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998710);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (800, 'Peekaboo', 'this little guy will watch over you, just remember to feed him!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998845);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1103, 'The MacArthur', 'Fuck you Truman you fucking communist', 2, 500, NULL, 1669320357);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (723, 'Hohol', 'Мій предок :)', 2, 500, NULL, 1663892328);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (982, 'Pochita', 'Friendly chainsaw devil hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1666467185);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1136, 'Sonichu', 'Go! Sonichu! Go out and zap to the extreme!', 2, 500, NULL, 1673117074);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (750, 'Cave Man', 'UNGA BUNGA UNGA BUNGA OOO OOO', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595865);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (753, 'Doom Guy', 'RIP AND TEAR', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595933);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (991, 'Clocked', 'No hun don''t worry you totally pass', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666508772);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1139, 'Lunar New Year', '新年快乐!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1673554101);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (974, 'Kitsune Mask I', 'Some weeb furry shit idfk', 2, 500, NULL, 1666459502);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (807, 'The Capy', 'You''re the chosen one! No one can hurt you!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665104052);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1007, 'Red Halloween Mask', 'Worth a month’s rent, or just being a Top 10 Gigavaxxer or Zigger during Homoween 2022.', 2, 0, NULL, 1667274742);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1000, 'BADASS DAD', 'A hat for the BADASS dads!', 2, 500, NULL, 1667083950);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1005, 'The BIRD', 'FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, ANDDDDDD FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084316);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1140, 'Yiff In Hell', 'Translation: "I''m really desperate for social acceptance."', 2, 500, NULL, 1674463260);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1141, 'NCR Ranger Helmet', '"Patrolling the rdrama almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"', 2, 500, NULL, 1675539483);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1144, 'Venom', '"We, are Venom"', 2, 500, NULL, 1675890800);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1146, 'Cum2', 'For the sexy people that need cummed on!! Smoother Cum', 2, 1000, NULL, 1676691570);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1145, 'Cum', 'For the sexy people that need cummed on!!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1676690971);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (965, 'FDJ', '"Jetzt bin ich ein Freier Deutsche Jugendfunktionär"', 2, 500, NULL, 1665686729);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (969, 'Elite Pedo Sniper', 'The shemagh gives you +10 accuracy', 2, 500, NULL, 1665817338);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (933, 'Rascal', 'See this person 3 times and they have to give you something-Minecraft MV22', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434625);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (966, 'Noble 6 helmet', 'Alive in a cave in Azod, Reach,', 2, 500, NULL, 1665691416);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (967, 'Punished Snake', 'What are we, some kind of "metal gear V The Phantom Pain?"', 2, 500, NULL, 1665704742);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (912, 'EldenRing', 'Finally the elden lord!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665355539);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (918, 'Bell pepper (green)', 'Why would you choose the WORST bell pepper??', 2, 500, NULL, 1665417034);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (919, 'Bell pepper (yellow)', 'Not the worst bell pepper, not the best. Perfectly balanced.', 2, 500, NULL, 1665417061);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (920, 'corvo attano mask', 'Time to get stealthy', 2, 500, NULL, 1665422211);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (924, 'Duel Wielding 2', 'Duel Wielding in style!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665428048);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (925, 'USA', 'Show off your America pride!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665428183);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (926, 'TV', 'Look ma''! Im on the tele!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665428714);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (92, 'Top Hat (black)', 'Traditional. Classy. Elegant.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (927, 'Wizard', 'You''re a wizard harry!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665429019);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (928, 'astolfo 1', 'Anime weeb lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1665433824);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (930, 'Afonso 3', 'ATGs cunt bf', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434079);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (931, 'Nose', 'That''s one big SNIFFER', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434351);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (932, 'Sniffer', 'Awaken this ancient dinosaur and put it on your head!-Minecraft MV22', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434600);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (934, 'Tuff Golem', 'Let this little guy show off how cool you are-Minecraft MV22', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434655);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (137, 'Top Hat (mad hatter)', 'Hatters mad [x24]', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (140, 'Fireperson I', 'In loving memory of r/HateForFirefighters', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (282, 'Green Laurel Wreath', 'Render unto Caesar the things which belong to Caesar', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (557, 'Cottagecore', 'Show your solidarity with men-who-have-sex-with-men by giving them a safe, public space to do whatever it is they''re doing back there.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (622, 'Colonial Chapeau', 'Whatever happens/we have got/the Maxim gun/and they have not', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (624, 'Metal Gear', 'Detected!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (291, 'Yea Daddy Choker', 'Remember who you belong to', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (296, 'Sunhat II', 'Yellow to camouflage you from the sun, cunningly making it believe you are one of its own kind. And then you strike.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (298, 'Flower Bonnet', 'An indescribably cute flower cro- bonnet.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (299, 'Raspberry Hat', 'Little sissy French girl hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (300, 'Lemonsqueezer', 'Iconic kiwi headwear with a very stupid name', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (301, 'Dickhead', 'Really proud of the name for this one. Well done, me!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (627, 'Pedo Sniper (right)', 'I''m not which is worse - being a pedo, or being left handed?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (628, 'Gnome Child', 'My mum says: A friendly look, a kindly smile one good act, and life''s worthwhile!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (308, 'Pothead', 'Cali-grown cast iron goodness', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (311, 'The Lucas Roberts', '#DropKiwiFarms #MandatoryHRTForAllKids', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (317, 'AI-Generated Hat', 'Stable Diffusion recommended a 10k price point for this 🤔', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (318, 'Headphones (black)', 'Situational awareness: 0', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (320, 'Summer Hat', '[incoherent Hawaiian gibbering]', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (321, 'Attention Whore', 'DUDE BUSSY LMAO MARSEY HECKIN VALIDERINO AMIRITE BTW I AM TRANS', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (322, 'Pirate Hat II', 'Swab the POOP deck with your TONGUE', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (323, 'Mafioso', 'Something something gabagool 🤌', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (325, 'The Sal', 'Watch me go nowhere in two weeks (I AM SO DEPRESSED)', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (328, 'Skidmarks', 'Hit me with your car daddy 🤪', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (329, 'Behind Bars', 'Uh oh, someone forgot to say In Minecraft', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (330, 'Panzer Driver', 'No war crimes here, just tanks!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (331, 'Ghostly Gibus', '(achievement item: not tradable or marketable)', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (333, 'Astronaut Helmet II', 'Used for intrepid explorers of Hollywood basements', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (335, 'Kippah', 'rDrama: a light unto nations', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (337, 'The Tim Pool', 'No one can make fun of you for being bald if you never ever ever ever take it off', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (338, 'Digigoggles', 'DIGIMON. DIGITAL MONSTERS. DIGIMON ARE THE CHAMPIONS.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (339, 'Sorting Hat', 'HUFFLEPUFF!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (340, 'Metroid', 'Some sort of alien parasite thing I think. It wants a kiss.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (341, 'The One Hat', 'One hat to rule them all', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (342, 'Kawaii Usage Hat', 'Bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (343, 'Shroomjak (red)', '🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (20, 'Nonspecific Military Officer Hat II', '[removed]', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (21, 'Soviet Officer II', 'High fashion war criminal chic', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (212, 'Sneed', 'From the business formerly known as Chuck''s Seeduck and Feeduck', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (214, 'Hijab', 'The ONLY way to stop being a whore', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (215, 'Cock II', 'Honk honk', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (216, 'Cummies', 'Yummy yummy cummies in my tummy tummies', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (211, 'Zombiewolf Helmet', 'Everyone knows it''s rDrama''s true mascot', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (218, 'Clown Wig', 'Why so serious?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (219, 'Jimmy Hat', 'Don''t be silly, wrap your willy!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (220, 'Bane Mask', 'If I pull that off, will you die?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (221, 'Wolf Ears I', 'OwO what''s this?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (222, 'Smugjak', 'I''m drunk and can''t think of a good description lol', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (223, 'Foolproof Disguise', 'What''s that, officer? You''re looking for [USERNAME GOES HERE CARP CAN''T CODE]? Never heard of him!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (224, 'Brain Slug', 'This poor brain slug is STARVING TO DEATH :(', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (272, 'Harry Potter', 'General in the Mages vs. Matriarchy war', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (324, 'Lord of the Flies', 'Sucks to yer ass-mar!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (314, 'Bright Idea II', 'Guys. GUYS. Bait sub idea: r/HateForGoodThing', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (316, 'Globohomo', 'The gay agenda is no longer optional.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (313, 'Bright Idea I', 'Guys. GUYS. BAIT SUB IDEA: r/LoveForBadThing', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (225, 'Pat Hat', 'Who''s Daddy;s special little boy?', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (277, 'Cool Wine Aunt', 'It''s pruno, don''t pretend you''re fancy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (284, 'The Gary Plauche', 'We can''t expect God to do all the work', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (292, 'Marsey Smug Mask', 'I''m not seething, you''re seething', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (295, 'Pinkhat', 'It''s a hat and it''s pink and your nan looks adorable in it. Not you, though.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (400, 'Current Thing (support)', 'Slava Ukraini!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (881, 'Fedora (ice)', 'Cooool as ice😎', 2, 500, NULL, 1665327379);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (885, 'Coin Fall (red)', 'ITS RAINING MONEYYYYYY', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665339781);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (886, 'Coin Fall (green)', 'CHA-CHING!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665339812);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (327, 'Ageplayer', 'It''s cool if it''s not your thing, just don''t yuck someone else''s yum :)', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (312, 'Super Saiyan', 'Taqueria ‘Goku''', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (226, 'Gay Saudi Headpiece', 'Saudis are all homosexuals and they use this to hide the cum in their receding hairlines', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (227, 'Snekshat', 'Snek Shat Hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (228, 'Pride Hat I', 'We''re here, we''re queer, get used to it!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (229, 'Marsey Ears', '@Dramarama''s first hat and it is PERFECT', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (230, 'Halo II', 'Daddy''s lil angel 😈', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (231, 'Egg', 'Uh oh, someone''s got egg on his/her/their/xer/spiderself''s face', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (232, 'Donut', 'You ever try fucking a donut?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (233, 'Player One', 'Mom says it''s my turn!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (234, 'Okapi', 'Big throbbing okapi cock 🤤', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (235, 'Emo Hair I', '''''Rawr'''' means ''''I love you'''' in Dinosaur :3', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (236, 'Ram Horns', 'Not quite sure what a ram is tbh but here are its horns. Like is it a boy sheep? A goat? Some animal of its own? Who knows!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (238, 'Pinhead', 'Dirty Dan''s best friend', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (239, 'Mojo Jojo', 'I once knew a Mexican dude named Nick who pronounced Mojo Jojo as mohohoho', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (240, 'Backstabbed', 'I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Rodh-- ack!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (241, 'The Garry_Chess', 'I AM A DOCTOR I AM IMPORTANT HURRDURR', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (242, 'Aussie Hat', 'Gday, cunt', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (243, 'Night Cap', 'Imagine putting a fucking :marseytom: hat on before bed lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (244, 'Anime I', 'YIKES! CRINGE!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (245, 'The Brianna Laundrie', 'RIP Brianna and RIP r/FriendsOfBrian', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (246, 'Lains Bear Kigurumi', 'And you don''t seem to understand / A shame, you seemed an honest man', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (248, 'Furfag Pride', 'We`re here, we fuck animals get used to it.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (249, 'why', 'BOOHOO NIGGA', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (250, 'Grass Toucher', 'Makes you immune to being told to touch grass', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (251, 'Napoleon', 'Liberté, ordre public', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (252, 'Average rDrama Hat Designer', 'USE THE FUCKING TEMPLATE', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (253, 'Phrygian Cap', 'Liberté, égalité, fraternité', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (254, 'Three Lil Marseys', 'It''s three Marseys. They''re little. What more do you want from me here?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (255, 'KN95 Mask', 'We are all in this together. If you are serious about flattening the curve, you will wear this.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (256, 'Confusion', '????????????????????????????', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (257, 'Umbreon Ears', 'For legal reasons, we cannot actually call these Umbreon Ears. Please refer to them as something else.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (260, 'Carphead', 'A legally viable excuse to have Carp on top of you in public', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (261, 'Journoid Scum', 'The wearer of this hat was coming right for you, I saw it. The shooting was purely self-defense.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (262, 'Delicious Feet', 'feet > bussy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (344, 'Slava Ukraini', 'Slava Ukraini!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (345, 'Gigachad Mask', 'Average rDrama user', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (346, 'Pumpkin Remains', 'A gory pumpkin scalp', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (347, 'Peek-A-Boo Marsey', 'AAAAHHH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GETITOFF AAAAAAHHHHHHH', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (348, 'Hazmat Suit', 'Standard-issue PPE for wading through the cesspit that is rDrama', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (349, 'Cat Ears (wiggly)', 'MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (350, 'Marionette Strings', 'Dance, puppet, dance', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (351, 'PaRappa Beanie', 'This is technically a furry item fyi', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (353, 'Double Ds (hat)', 'double deez nuts lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (354, 'SNIFFED', 'Extremely uncomfortable for almost everyone involved', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (356, 'Santa Hat I', 'Frozen Frozen Frozen (like ho ho ho get it), merry Fistmas!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (357, 'Scumbag Steve', '>comes to your gay poz mixer >wears a rubber', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (358, 'Umbrella Hat', 'Covered in dirty yellow and white streaks', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (359, 'Ridin With Biden', 'You ridin''?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (360, 'NFT', 'Right clicking is STRICTLY prohibited', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (361, 'The Bog', 'Will you take the call?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (362, 'Googly Eyes', 'My eyes are up here', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (363, 'Kanohi Hau', 'A description was not provided but google says it''s a Bionicle thing. I think those are like Legos. Mysterious Lego mask oooooooh', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (365, 'Maid Cap', 'CLEAN IT UP MAID 🤣 FOR A RESPECTABLE WAGE 🤣🤣🤣', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (366, 'BLACKED', 'You were built for BBC', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (368, 'Wonder Tiara', '(Lynda Carter''s version, of course)', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (369, 'Fisherman Hat', 'The text is completely indecipherable at this scale. I have no idea if that makes it worthless or adds to the joke.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (370, 'Crosshair', 'You deserve this.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (371, 'DONT CARE DIDNT ASK YOUR WHITE', 'DONT CARE + DIDNT ASK + YOUR WHITE', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (372, 'Dragonborn', 'Dragon Shout: FEED/AND/SEED', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (373, 'Sun Hat III', 'So many sun hats to choose from, so little sun.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (374, 'Anglerfish', 'It''s not Snoo''s scalp. Stop asking that.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (375, 'Nun Headpiece', 'Bandeau and veil, coif not included', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (376, 'Colovian Fur Helm', 'NOT for n''wahs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (377, 'Booze Cruise', 'Drunk driver rights are human rights', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (378, 'Son of the Mask Mask', 'Don''t ya just LOVE Homoween?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (379, 'Bananahead', 'This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (626, 'Pedo Sniper', 'Ready, aim...', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (381, 'Panty Raid (pink)', 'Are ya feeling it now Mr. Krabs?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (382, 'Panty Raid (red)', 'Are ya feeling it now Mr. Krabs?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (383, 'Panty Raid (white)', 'Are ya feeling it now Mr. Krabs?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (384, 'Head Crab', 'It''s a crab. For your head.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (386, 'Curts New Hat', 'Have you *seen* it?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (387, 'Gray Cowl of Nocturnal', 'Capital!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (388, 'Tricorne', 'This hat is for TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOTS only', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (404, 'Knight Helmet', 'kNIGht 🤗', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1132, 'USDA inspector', 'they''re still a glowie, despite the unthreatening appearance. don''t let them inspect your food.', 2, 500, NULL, 1672455409);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (892, 'sailor moon peek', 'Really?', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665340406);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (352, 'John Deere Hat', 'She (male) thinks my tractor''s sexy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (355, 'Chef Hat', 'Cloudflare just bent the knee and I''m nauseated and don''t feel like writing descriptions for hats sorry', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (392, 'Chris-Chan', 'Hat to the extreme!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (393, 'Bunny Buttons', 'Byo requested this one but I''m honestly not even sure what it is', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (394, 'ROFLcopter', 'Lollerskates', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (395, 'Whirly Tard Hat (animated)', 'This one spins omg', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (412, 'The Klenny', '🤣👍', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (422, 'Booba', 'O_O', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (409, 'AI Core', 'Thought this said AL Core for a minute like Al gore but no it''s ai like the robot thing and apparently it''s from a vidya so here we go description done 🤌', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (424, 'Pearl Clutcher', 'REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (462, 'Rasta Hat', 'Jah bless', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1133, 'Singapore Flag', 'Ranked the world''s most expensive city to live in 8 times in the past decade', 2, 1000, NULL, 1672773592);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1134, 'Hot headed', 'Damn you need to cool down bro.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1672981389);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1135, 'Qanon', 'wiggawigga fellow PATRIOT!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1673112507);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (416, 'Monopoly Hat', 'Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200 coin.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (895, 'Target practice', 'KEEP SHOOTING TILL THE BEAST IS DEAD', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341399);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (896, 'Cheers', 'HOORAY! All hail the special one!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341566);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (897, 'Patrick Lick', 'You taste sweet', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341627);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (898, 'Make It Rain', 'It is raining.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341752);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (899, 'Wise mystical tree', 'Things about get wise and freaky', 2, 500, NULL, 1665342497);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (398, 'The Catman', 'This counts as a fursuit', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (401, 'Current Thing (oppose)', 'Denazify Ukraine!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (402, 'T-34 Tank', 'For denazification purposes', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (403, 'Weatherman', 'Glad I could help', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (405, 'Israeli Friend Pins', 'If any man shall adore the beast and his image, and receive his character in his forehead, or in his hand.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (407, 'Top Hat (black glitter)', 'Be careful not to rub this against anything', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (410, 'Retro Snapchat Thot', 'Heckin good pupperino', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (411, 'The Goatse', 'Open wide!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (418, 'Bass Pro', 'Of course I cum fast, I got fish to catch!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (420, '2070s Hat', 'State-enforced homosexuality. Teaching JavaScript to refugees. The flyest headwear. Bring on the Paradigm Shift.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (413, 'Retro Brimstone', 'Look man if you''re gonna submit old vidya imagery as hats I need to know what it IS so I can write descriptions', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (423, 'Dramautist Jar Project', 'Wh-what''s going on? Why am I in here?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (417, 'Monopoly Thimble', 'Just the right size for your dick huh', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (425, 'Girlboss', '#GASLIGHT #GATEKEEP #GIRLBOSS', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (426, 'Gold Badge', 'You did so well. You deserve yourself.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (427, 'Silver Badge', 'First loser', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (428, 'Green Badge', 'Winner of the 20XX Farmers Choice Award', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (434, 'Gay Fawkes Mask', 'Buy curtains, Buy a dog. We are legging. Accept us.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (437, 'Cigar', 'Sometimes s cigar is just a cigar. Not this time, though. This is clearly about craving dick in your mouth.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (438, 'Conquistador', 'Sorry, but the human sacrifice stops NOW.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (439, 'Pumpkin', 'Spowoky Owoky Puwumpykin', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (440, 'Jester Hat (Mardi Gras)', 'YOU Tuesday', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (441, 'Jester Hat (red and blue)', 'Jingle jingle', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (442, 'Jester Hat (blue and purple)', 'Hand wash only', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (443, 'The Ricardo Milos', '✨Iconic✨', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (449, 'Handmaids Bonnet', 'Wear this to protest the ban on infanticide', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (458, 'Mario Raccoon', 'BING BING RACCOON', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (459, 'Eggscellent Hat', '🥚 lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (367, 'Burning Flames Team Captain', 'Yeah I''m hot shit, could you tell?', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (460, 'Edelgard Hair', 'Please report anyone with this hat to @carpathianflorist for weeb eradication', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (380, 'Witch (Wizard) Hat', 'STOP ASKING WHY I DON''T USE MAGIC TO CHANGE MY GENDER', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (385, 'Magician Hat', 'It''s not just animated so we can charge more for it. Really!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (390, 'Nervous Sweating', 'oshit >mfw', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (463, 'Sheep Horns', 'For the horniest of sheep', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (464, 'Luffy Hat', 'Stretchy pirate weebshit guy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (465, 'Thin Film Interference Hat', 'Like that movie with the time machine car', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (466, 'BANNED stamp', 'One time at banned stamp I', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (467, 'Minecraft', 'It is impossible to fedpost with this hat on', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (468, 'Brimless Yankee', 'The finest team of juicers money can buy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (469, 'The Kiwi', 'Wearing this constitutes a hate crime in most developed countries', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (470, 'The Mathematician', 'Special delivery from Mr. Kac- Mr. Kaz- Mr. Kazimspy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (471, 'Frog Hat', 'It has a cute frog on it', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (472, 'Moriya Frog Hat', 'Big googly eye froge hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (901, 'Wombat', 'Multipurpose head wombat', 2, 500, NULL, 1665347408);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (904, 'RIP BOZO', 'Rest in piss faggot', 2, 500, NULL, 1665348882);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (905, 'The Poo', '💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩', 2, 500, NULL, 1665349075);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (910, 'Rocket League', 'Time for car FOOTBALL!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665355493);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (906, 'Lantern head', 'Light your path in inconvenient ways!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665349271);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (900, 'Trapped', '😔😔😔', 2, 500, NULL, 1665343188);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (907, 'Venus Flytrap', 'You''re a bug to this plant!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665350150);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (908, 'Psychedelic', 'Trippy and Pretty!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665350405);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (909, 'Nicholas Cage Vore', 'Face/off', 2, 500, NULL, 1665350658);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (916, 'Blood Rain', 'Mmmmm.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665356178);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (915, 'Top Hat (double rainbow)', 'Double the rainbow double the pride', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665356065);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (474, 'The Merchant', 'What did he mean by this? 🤔', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (475, 'Stickbug', 'Lookit this lil fella go', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (476, 'Cos Bucket Hat', 'Bitch ima cow', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (477, 'Strawberry Hat', '🍓🍓🍓', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (478, 'Froge Beret', 'On Wednesdays we wear frogs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (480, 'Knitted Hat (blue)', 'Plush. Warm. Ugly. But enough about your mom.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (481, 'Ladies Ornate Hat (black)', 'Elegant!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (482, 'Cowgirl (male)', 'Rootin tootin foid-shootin', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (483, 'Naughty Newsboy', 'Missing. Last seen at ground zero of your local monkeypox outbreak. If found, do NOT touch.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (485, 'This Is Fine', 'Situation normal.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (486, 'Emo Hair II', 'SO CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (487, 'Emo Hair III', 'I write sins not tragedies', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (488, 'Emo Hair IV', 'I''m not okay (I promise)', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (489, 'Emo Hair V', 'Thnks fr th Mmrs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (490, 'Emo Hair VI', 'Cute Without The ''E''', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (491, 'Top Hat (frost)', 'Cool-colored top hat for cool tops only', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (492, 'Top Hat (frilly Victorian)', 'Victorian fashion was HIDEOUS but contemporary spins on it are just lovely', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (493, 'Brown Herringbone Flat Cap', 'TWEED AND SNEED', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (494, 'Skull Boingy Head Things', 'boing 💀 boing 💀 boing 💀', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (495, 'Alligator-Textured Gold Blingy Hat', 'Looks like shit but probably feels real nice', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (496, 'Flower Hat (hot pink)', 'A cute flower hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (497, 'Stinky', 'UH OH! STINKY!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (498, 'Mario Hat (BIPOC)', 'Who could have dropped this?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (499, 'Fart Slave Gear', '12 years a fart slave', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (500, 'Little African Hat', 'Promise not to wear it', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (502, 'Booze Cruisin', 'DRUNK DRIVER RIGHTS ARE TRANS RIGHTS', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (503, 'The Antichrist', 'Weak to Tesla coils', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (505, 'ADIDAS Cap', 'Sacred cultural headpiece for the highest caste of gopnik', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (506, 'The Tim Buckley', 'Is this loss?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (507, 'Gat', 'The ultimate in neo-BTSstanwear', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (511, 'Sam Fisher', 'Four-eyed freak vidya edition', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (512, 'The Buckethead', 'Exactly what it says on the tin', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (513, 'The Sherlock', 'Elemarsey, my dear Watson', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (515, 'Cringe Archivist', '*SNAP* Yep, this one for sure', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (516, 'Madoka', 'Pink-haired retard', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (517, 'Homura', 'Why does the jap have blue eyes', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (519, 'Sakaya', 'omg stop making me look up chinese cartoon characters', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (520, 'Mami', 'Titty ass bitch', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (521, 'VDV Beret', 'something something something Russia', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (522, 'Dr Livesey', 'Dr Soon-To-Be-Dead', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (528, 'Flower Clip', 'A cute flower clip', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (530, 'RENT FREE', 'idek anymore carp whatever you want is fine', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (508, 'Meowth', 'That''s right!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (509, 'Niconico', 'I can''t think of a description, but I''m proud of it', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (510, 'Sneed (Chuck)', 'Subsequently Sneed''s', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (518, 'Kyoko', 'This is seriously her name? Kyoto with a k instead? Hi I''m Philadelkia, son of Dedroit, son of Kansas Citie <_>', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (524, 'Smurf Hat (papa)', 'You think you''re better than all the other smurves', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (529, 'Conehead', 'How do you describe a cone? It''s a cone. It goes on your head.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (523, 'Smurf Hat', 'La la, la la la la', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (525, 'Please Be Autistic I Am Yes', 'Please Be Autistic I Am Yes', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (526, 'No-No Finger', 'Oh no you di-int', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (527, 'Cat Ears (wig)', '~~nya ^-^', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (430, 'Purple Badge', 'Orange ya glad ya didn''t get an orange badge?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (432, 'Orange Badge', 'You''ve betrayed the purple badge.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (435, 'Witch III', 'Submitter called it cursed. He didn''t explain how. It''s cursed I guess? Spoooooooky.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (436, 'robocop', 'You''ll never fuck my ass, Batman', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (450, 'Bluecheck', 'Can''t get verified? Do it yourself!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (452, 'The MF Doom', 'Everyone''s favorite cosplay rapper', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (457, 'Thug Life Beanie', 'The whitest beanie you''ll ever see', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (479, 'Pizza Hut', 'For when ‘good enough'' is enough', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (484, 'Slav-sya', 'Enough about human rights, let''s talk about human wrongs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (501, 'Dancing Marsey', 'Omg she''s so happy lookit her GO', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (504, 'Iron Crown of Lombardy', 'This isn''t Crusader Kings, stop it', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1138, 'Fallout Advanced Power Armour', 'War. War never changes.', 2, 500, NULL, 1673534169);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (902, 'Shovel Knight', 'Cosplay as the shovel man himself!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665347426);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (917, 'Bell Pepper (red)', 'Now you can cosplay as a bell pepper and make mama proud!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665417006);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (911, 'Racecar Hat', 'I sleep in a hat with my wife', 2, 500, NULL, 1665355513);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1149, 'This hat kills fishists', 'This hat is perfect for anyone who loves fishing and has a sense of humor. Whether you’re a an amateur angler or master baiter, you can show off your confidence and charisma with this witty slogan. It is made of cotton and has an adjustable snapback. Order yours today and reel in the compliments!', 2, 500, NULL, 1677730441);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1153, 'Hope Eradicated', 'Who needs friends when you have money?', 2, 500, NULL, 1679346572);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1150, 'Power In Misery', 'Stop wasting company resources by getting killed...', 2, 500, NULL, 1679343066);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (514, 'Glowing', 'Hit me with your car', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1157, 'Divine Light', 'Who has time to enjoy life when you''re making MONEY?!', 2, 500, NULL, 1679347512);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1155, 'Flesh Automaton', 'You are a flesh automaton powered by neurotransmiters', 2, 500, NULL, 1679347040);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1169, 'Mimic', 'That is NOT a health pack!', 2, 500, NULL, 1679359754);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1167, 'Tattered Rain Hat', 'Old and worn. You''ve never seen it before but it feels nostalgic.', 2, 500, NULL, 1679359347);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1156, 'Traversing the Grid of Death', 'When reaching rock bottom, despicable deeds may seem like a step up...', 2, 500, NULL, 1679347260);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1179, 'Funky Kong', 'Lookin'' good, Kongs! Buckle up and blast off, you''re outta here!', 2, 500, NULL, 1680299069);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1178, 'Donkey Kong', 'The coolest monkey in the jungle', 2, 500, NULL, 1680297791);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1177, 'Majora', 'You''ve met with a terrible fate, haven''t you, chud?', 2, 500, NULL, 1680236118);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1172, 'Marseys Funky Bandana', 'She stole it from a bored ape', 2, 500, NULL, 1680231908);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1171, 'Funky Bandana', 'Oh Yeah!!!!!!', 2, 500, NULL, 1680231489);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1180, 'IMMA FIRIN MUH EGG CRACKER', 'The real space lasers Marjorie Taylor Greene was warning you about', 2, 1000, NULL, 1680982678);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1197, 'Foot', 'pbbbt', 2, 1000, NULL, 1682438947);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1195, 'Beauty Pageant Winner', 'There She Is, Miss America', 2, 500, NULL, 1682377919);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1192, 'Devo', 'Whip it good', 2, 500, NULL, 1682375354);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1191, 'Quieres', 'You want?', 2, 500, NULL, 1682373372);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1190, 'Pussy Hat', '=^._.^=', 2, 500, NULL, 1682291980);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1187, 'Henchman', 'Become a member of The Fluttering Horde', 2, 500, NULL, 1682286809);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1185, 'Fascinator', 'Kentucky Derby ready', 2, 500, NULL, 1682283086);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1184, 'Princess Beatrice', 'Remember the royal wedding?', 2, 500, NULL, 1682280525);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1183, 'Blossom', 'And she looks like Blossom!', 2, 500, NULL, 1682252248);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1182, 'Friends Frame', 'Could I *be* more of a hat?', 2, 500, NULL, 1682251449);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1198, 'Cumjar filled', 'After months of work, the magnum opus is completed', 2, 500, NULL, 1682742950);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1200, 'Swagger', 'You will never be this cool', 2, 500, NULL, 1683449976);















INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1220, 'Chained Border', '?????', 2, 500, NULL, 1686289778);

INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1213, 'Secret Crack', 'Oh hi… AH', 2, 1000, NULL, 1686288898);





















































INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1256, 'dawnfag', 'I’m too tired to write a description I’m sorry here’s your hat toats', 2, 500, NULL, 1687739873);

INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1289, 'Energy Dome', 'Collects latent Orgone energy and recirculates it into the Medulla Oblongata.', 2, 500, NULL, 1689298931);




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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1104, 'Neurohelmet', 'Saddle up, Mechwarrior!', 2, 500, NULL, 1669751799);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1002, 'Hearty Hands', 'I dont think hands should do that...', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084251);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1003, 'Dragged', 'HELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084272);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (718, 'Literally Me', 'Sving music, jazz? PTOOEY!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663801724);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (719, 'The Matrix', 'The Matrix is an allegory of the transgender experience that you and everyone else got suckered into watching', 2, 1000, NULL, 1663836639);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (720, 'The Matrix Resurrections', 'Wachowski moment', 2, 1000, NULL, 1663836967);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (721, 'Booba2', 'TFW you see Canadian trans teacher with huge knockers', 2, 1000, NULL, 1663861867);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (722, 'Darth Vader Helmet', 'Cool-looking guy from Star Tre', 2, 500, NULL, 1663892277);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (725, 'New Years Glasses', 'Happy New Year!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663892467);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (726, 'Operator', 'This classical variables has been quantized and is now a Hermitian operator on a Hillbert space.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663893198);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (990, 'Grass', 'Ass and cash also accepted.', 2, 500, NULL, 1666508354);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1, 'Ushanka', 'The People''s Hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1004, 'Gimme Hands', 'Give me coin, or give me balls', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084296);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1006, 'Rainbow Dash', 'OMG RAINBOW DASH FROM MLP!?', 2, 500, NULL, 1667168572);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (736, 'Marsey Slime Hat', 'Let this cute little slime marsey climb on your crusty head.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664085993);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (728, 'Kanohi Akaku (Kopaka)', 'Toa of Ice. The obligatory lone wolf character. You''re Lego Sasuke.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969562);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (729, 'Kanohi Kaukau (Gali)', 'Toa of Water. Lmao, you picked the girl one!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969637);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (730, 'Kanohi Miru (Lewa)', 'Toa of Air. You''re the funny one of the group, or maybe you just know that the axe was the coolest weapon.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969803);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (731, 'Kanohi Kakama (Pohatu)', 'Toa of Stone. You''re everybody''s pal and just want the team to stick together. Why is your element separate from Earth? It''s anybody''s guess!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969919);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (737, 'Duel Wielding', 'Oh shit you''re packing? My bad carry on', 2, 500, NULL, 1664088304);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (3, 'Cat Ears I', 'Mew :3', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (738, 'Godots Visor', '"An A-press is an A-press, you can''t say it''s only half." - TJ "Henry" Yoshi', 2, 500, NULL, 1664189703);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (741, 'Eazy-E Hat', 'BIPOCs wtih Attitude', 2, 500, NULL, 1664339102);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (743, 'Face Hugger', 'This thing bled acid! Who knows what it''s gonna'' do when it''s dead!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664402395);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (740, 'Sleepy', '...Please... ...Let me sleep... ...A little more... ...Please...', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664285288);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (744, 'Webbed', 'It isn''t cum on your face this time-Happy Halloween', 2, 500, NULL, 1664415784);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (745, 'The Jason', 'Slash away those filthy campers jason-Happy Halloween', 2, 500, NULL, 1664415825);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (746, 'Sawwed', 'Ouch you need an Advil?-Happy Halloween', 2, 500, NULL, 1664415857);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (749, 'Stacked', 'Now you''re cute and delicious.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595845);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (752, 'Gas Mask', 'When the nukes hit you''re first prepared!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595913);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (747, 'Football Helmet', 'For those who want CTE', 2, 500, NULL, 1664589824);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (748, 'Anti-Foid', 'Down with the Necromatriarchy!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664590716);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (755, 'Ski-mask EYES', 'When 2 eyes isn''t enough have 6!-smokey', 2, 500, NULL, 1664600641);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (757, 'Beanie baby tag', 'Now you''re a plush, into the jar with you-parx5', 2, 500, NULL, 1664602656);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (758, 'Target', 'Bullseye!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664604233);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (760, 'Foxy Grandpa', 'Goddamn you are one foxy grandpa-SalaciousWombat', 2, 500, NULL, 1664633035);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (764, 'Generic Religious Figurehead', 'Good morning', 2, 500, NULL, 1664640654);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (762, 'Cthulhu Mask', 'I would kiss that cutie.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664638109);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (763, 'Top Hat (pentagram)', 'mages vs matriarchy headgear', 2, 500, NULL, 1664638170);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (770, 'Shroom head', 'You really went so long without a shower mushrooms grew?', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658333);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (771, 'Escoffion', 'Look dark... AND STYLISH!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658375);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (772, 'Attifet', 'You''re a European woman in the 1600s??', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658421);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (774, 'French Fries', 'Now your salty and tasty!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658675);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (775, 'Condiment Top', 'Now you can squirt out tasty condiments!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658867);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (767, 'bleh', 'froggy go “bleh”', 2, 500, NULL, 1664646019);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (768, 'PLAYER 1', 'you only have 2 lives left oop', 2, 500, NULL, 1664646508);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (783, 'A Beautiful Mind', 'Or a euphemism for schizophrenia', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664825990);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (784, 'Yolo swag 420 rekt', 'Also known as the epilepsy inducer', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664826603);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (782, 'Fatass minecrap streamer mask', 'I suck his dick / for hours at a time / stare at his nutsack / while I hold back my cum tonite', 2, 500, NULL, 1664768706);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (777, 'Fat and Stinky Visor', 'Why would you put those pins on a visor?!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664683498);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (778, 'Coke Jail', 'You drank pepsi, to coke jail with you.-CocaColaMan', 2, 500, NULL, 1664727469);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (779, 'nemean lion hood', 'Like a true roman, wear a lion!-gudi', 2, 500, NULL, 1664728578);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (780, 'Winged Hussar', 'To battle with wings on your head!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664731432);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (786, 'Ricks hair', 'Wubba lubba dub dub', 2, 500, NULL, 1664930047);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (781, 'BTC', 'Only wear this if you''re worth billions.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664750970);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (803, 'BERSERKER HELM', 'BERSERKER HELM', 2, 500, NULL, 1665088512);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (790, 'LGBTUSSR Officer Hat 2', 'Be fascist and GAYYY!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664994701);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (793, 'Pornhub', 'We all know why you bought this...', 2, 500, NULL, 1664995981);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (795, 'Ass Eater', 'Good announcement, now show us eating yours.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664996448);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (796, 'Pinhead Mask', 'Your mask is a bit... small.-Happy Halloween!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664997385);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (801, 'Ramen', 'Eatin'' ramen, watchin'' ramen, bein'' ramen', 2, 500, NULL, 1665000479);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (804, 'TF2 Stacked', 'Why wear one hat when you can wear 3!-momomo', 2, 500, NULL, 1665102373);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (806, 'Lotus', 'Now you look and smell pretty like a lotus!-sarah', 2, 500, NULL, 1665103737);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (797, 'Happy Halloween', '🦇 a spooopy title for you 🎃', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998497);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (798, 'BOO', '👻 floating little baby ghosties …… BOO!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998569);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (799, 'Boobies', 'sorry no, not those kind of boobies', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998710);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (800, 'Peekaboo', 'this little guy will watch over you, just remember to feed him!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998845);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1103, 'The MacArthur', 'Fuck you Truman you fucking communist', 2, 500, NULL, 1669320357);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (723, 'Hohol', 'Мій предок :)', 2, 500, NULL, 1663892328);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (982, 'Pochita', 'Friendly chainsaw devil hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1666467185);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1136, 'Sonichu', 'Go! Sonichu! Go out and zap to the extreme!', 2, 500, NULL, 1673117074);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (750, 'Cave Man', 'UNGA BUNGA UNGA BUNGA OOO OOO', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595865);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (753, 'Doom Guy', 'RIP AND TEAR', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595933);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (991, 'Clocked', 'No hun don''t worry you totally pass', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666508772);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1139, 'Lunar New Year', '新年快乐!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1673554101);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (974, 'Kitsune Mask I', 'Some weeb furry shit idfk', 2, 500, NULL, 1666459502);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (807, 'The Capy', 'You''re the chosen one! No one can hurt you!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665104052);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1007, 'Red Halloween Mask', 'Worth a month’s rent, or just being a Top 10 Gigavaxxer or Zigger during Homoween 2022.', 2, 0, NULL, 1667274742);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1000, 'BADASS DAD', 'A hat for the BADASS dads!', 2, 500, NULL, 1667083950);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1005, 'The BIRD', 'FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, ANDDDDDD FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084316);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1140, 'Yiff In Hell', 'Translation: "I''m really desperate for social acceptance."', 2, 500, NULL, 1674463260);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1141, 'NCR Ranger Helmet', '"Patrolling the rdrama almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"', 2, 500, NULL, 1675539483);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1144, 'Venom', '"We, are Venom"', 2, 500, NULL, 1675890800);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1146, 'Cum2', 'For the sexy people that need cummed on!! Smoother Cum', 2, 1000, NULL, 1676691570);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1145, 'Cum', 'For the sexy people that need cummed on!!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1676690971);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (965, 'FDJ', '"Jetzt bin ich ein Freier Deutsche Jugendfunktionär"', 2, 500, NULL, 1665686729);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (969, 'Elite Pedo Sniper', 'The shemagh gives you +10 accuracy', 2, 500, NULL, 1665817338);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (933, 'Rascal', 'See this person 3 times and they have to give you something-Minecraft MV22', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434625);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (966, 'Noble 6 helmet', 'Alive in a cave in Azod, Reach,', 2, 500, NULL, 1665691416);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (967, 'Punished Snake', 'What are we, some kind of "metal gear V The Phantom Pain?"', 2, 500, NULL, 1665704742);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (912, 'EldenRing', 'Finally the elden lord!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665355539);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (918, 'Bell pepper (green)', 'Why would you choose the WORST bell pepper??', 2, 500, NULL, 1665417034);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (919, 'Bell pepper (yellow)', 'Not the worst bell pepper, not the best. Perfectly balanced.', 2, 500, NULL, 1665417061);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (920, 'corvo attano mask', 'Time to get stealthy', 2, 500, NULL, 1665422211);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (924, 'Duel Wielding 2', 'Duel Wielding in style!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665428048);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (925, 'USA', 'Show off your America pride!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665428183);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (926, 'TV', 'Look ma''! Im on the tele!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665428714);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (92, 'Top Hat (black)', 'Traditional. Classy. Elegant.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (927, 'Wizard', 'You''re a wizard harry!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665429019);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (928, 'astolfo 1', 'Anime weeb lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1665433824);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (930, 'Afonso 3', 'ATGs cunt bf', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434079);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (931, 'Nose', 'That''s one big SNIFFER', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434351);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (932, 'Sniffer', 'Awaken this ancient dinosaur and put it on your head!-Minecraft MV22', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434600);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (934, 'Tuff Golem', 'Let this little guy show off how cool you are-Minecraft MV22', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434655);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (935, 'Proud Virgin', 'You should be proud to be a virgin!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665535261);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (939, 'Xanax bar', 'When you''re down or sad take a xannex!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665536735);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (940, 'Walter white', 'COOK WITH ME JESSIE', 2, 500, NULL, 1665536970);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (943, 'Tawhid Finger I', 'Praise the one above', 2, 500, NULL, 1665539751);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (944, 'Tawhid Finger II', 'This is for you lord!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665539936);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (946, 'I love STIMS', 'Gotta love stimulants!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665605747);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (947, 'Red Ducky', 'You gotta love this cute hat!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665607061);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (948, 'Imperial Japan', 'BE PART OF IMPERIAL ARMY NOW', 2, 500, NULL, 1665609099);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (952, 'Italian Sin', 'ITALIANS ATTACK', 2, 500, NULL, 1665615049);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (954, 'Bowl', 'GET OUT OF THE BOWL', 2, 500, NULL, 1665615343);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (955, 'Gambler', 'PLAY THIS MAN IN BLACK JACK NOW', 2, 500, NULL, 1665615565);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (890, 'Starfall', 'What a stary night!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665340169);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (888, 'Balloons I', '99 luftballons', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665339993);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (889, 'Balloons II', 'Upular (LOOK THIS SONG UP IT IS SO GOOD)', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665340023);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (963, 'Buried', 'You''re buried in sand?! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?', 2, 500, NULL, 1665616459);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (968, 'Bloody Tusks', '🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘', 2, 500, NULL, 1665728710);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (923, 'Bartman', 'Have a cow idfc', 2, 500, NULL, 1665425863);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (980, 'Homoween 2022', 'HAPPY HOMOWEEN 2022, COCKTOBER 31ST BABY 🎉', 2, 0, NULL, 1666466571);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (970, 'CCCP', 'Reserved for communists, patriots and comrades of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.', 2, 500, NULL, 1666408651);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (978, 'Glitch 2', 'OOOooo that don''t look good. Better go get that fixed.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666462293);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (979, 'Evil Eye', 'The eternal eye has opened', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666462388);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (971, 'DOOT DOOT', 'thank you for the hat mr skeltal', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666458989);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (976, 'Bloody Eyes', 'Eldritch headgear', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666462111);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (977, 'Glitch 1', 'Stop punching the monitor, Kyle', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666462267);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (714, 'Captain Falcon', 'The chad that every smash player wanted to imitate, if only his moveset included a shower.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663474615);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (715, 'Inspector Gadget', '"Go go Gadget Brown Bricks!"', 2, 500, NULL, 1663477536);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (724, 'Spartan Helmet', 'THIS IS SPARTA!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663892367);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (983, 'MLP Tiara', 'A tiara for everypony!', 2, 500, NULL, 1666468737);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (998, 'The Miracle of Birth', 'Relive your birthday!', 2, 500, NULL, 1666908681);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (751, 'Butter', 'Southern-fried and full of love.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595886);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (754, 'Crusader helmet', 'RETAKE THE HOLY LAND!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595954);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (996, 'Kerfus', 'Nie wkładaj kutasa do elementów ruchomych maszyny.', 2, 500, NULL, 1666733127);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (766, 'book', 'i can read! heheh', 2, 500, NULL, 1664645746);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (997, 'Spermitarian', '2 lil troopers!', 2, 500, NULL, 1666742226);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (787, 'Turban', 'Turban with Bindi Dot (Namaste)', 2, 500, NULL, 1664980060);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (788, 'LGBTUSSR Officer Hat', 'Rule with an iron fist... And use that iron fist for more than ruling ;)', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664994148);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (993, 'Autumn Leaves', 'we call it fall becoz leaf fall down p:', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666729982);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (808, 'The Capy 2', 'The drippiest and pimpiest capybara out there.', 2, 500, NULL, 1665104484);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1001, 'Uzi', '*Italian noises*', 2, 500, NULL, 1667083976);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1010, 'WallStreetBets', 'stonks', 2, 1000, NULL, 1667402952);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (676, 'Kepi', 'Army cap for those unlucky enough to be French', 2, 500, NULL, 1663303083);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (678, 'Turkroach', 'Come on Carp this one''s hilarious. It''s semi transparent to clarify', 2, 500, NULL, 1663305640);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (679, 'Judge Dredd', 'THIS USER IS THE LAW', 2, 500, NULL, 1663309533);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (680, 'Hat Stack', 'You are as presumptuous as you are poor and Irish. Challenge not the majesty of my tower of hats.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663310312);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (809, 'Neon cat', 'Nya~ Nya for the neon cat!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665107083);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (813, 'Oni mask 1', 'A scary demonic spirit from japan!? Fucking weeb', 2, 500, NULL, 1665187283);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (814, 'Oni mask 2', 'Time to get funky, Japanese style.', 2, 500, NULL, 1665187310);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (684, 'cans dot wav', 'I am your host, the man they call Ghost.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663378616);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (685, 'The Lawlz II', 'Ben 10 aficionado and connoisseur.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663400628);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (815, 'Top Hat (WPD)', 'A trans-dimensional crossover hat from rDrama’s much cooler big brother', 2, 500, NULL, 1665188158);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (686, 'Pingas', 'Snooping as usual, I see!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663400760);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (687, 'Robbie Rotten', 'Number one hairstyle!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663400876);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (23, 'Cowboy I', 'Make him wish he could quit you', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (688, 'Stephanie', 'I am not a creep. It was the third image result when I googled "Robbie Rotten hair png"', 2, 500, NULL, 1663400979);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (816, 'Impaled', 'Guess you''re not a vampire.', 2, 500, NULL, 1665188791);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (689, 'Sportacus', 'Official mascot of /h/fatpeoplehate', 2, 500, NULL, 1663401163);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (681, 'Avatar State', 'But when the world needed him most, the Dramatar vanished', 2, 500, NULL, 1663357705);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (682, 'Vampire Mask', 'Totally a current member of House Vampire', 2, 500, NULL, 1663368597);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (817, 'Cyborg', 'Hey do you know the terminator?', 2, 500, NULL, 1665188940);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (818, 'Jarhead', 'What every elden lord needs... A JAR', 2, 500, NULL, 1665189072);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (822, 'Spyglass', 'LAND HOEE', 2, 500, NULL, 1665189991);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (824, 'Hokage', 'You''re finally the HOKAGE!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665190384);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (825, 'Squash', 'Goofy ahh squash on your zombie head.', 2, 500, NULL, 1665190923);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (827, 'Dragon', 'The official hat for @RagnarDanneskjold! Vote Rangar for jannie 2022!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665197323);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (829, 'Femboy', 'Aww what a cute girl! ... Why does "she" have a dick', 2, 500, NULL, 1665255610);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (831, 'On fire', 'HOLY SHIT DUDE YOU''RE ON FIRE.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665259064);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (832, 'Flowing Petals', 'You look so cute as the petals fall.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665259202);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (833, 'Butterflies', 'You give me butterflies...', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665259809);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (834, 'Third Eyes', 'OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665259830);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (836, 'BUBBLES', 'AHHH YEAH LETS GOOO BUBBLE TIMES', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665259869);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (838, 'Bats', 'Closest you''ll ever be to batman.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665260209);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (839, 'Confetti', 'WOOOO you must be special you have confetti!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665260585);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (840, 'Crawling spider', 'AHHH SPIDER HIT IT', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665260749);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (842, 'Cursor', 'You should click this users profile!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665260982);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (699, 'Gendo', '"Get in the fucking robot, Marsey."', 2, 500, NULL, 1663431457);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (698, 'Osama', 'Did you ever see that picture of the bin Laden family in the 70''s?', 2, 500, NULL, 1663431148);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (690, 'Dragon Ball Scouter', 'It''s Over 9000!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663428978);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (695, 'Keep Yourself Safe', 'Clicking the "Get Them Help" button is too difficult', 2, 1000, NULL, 1663430574);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (696, 'YoloSwagStudios', 'A parody of The Onion''s cartoonist? Sure, why not.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663430838);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (697, 'Communist Propaganda Poster', 'Marsey Lovers of the world, unite!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663430940);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (700, 'Tariq Nasneed', '"take the thong out yo bussy, playa" -The Buck Breaker, 2020', 2, 500, NULL, 1663431707);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (701, 'Crusader Kings II Theocratic Emperor', 'Pope Glitterhoof ''the Pious'' died horsing around.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663432063);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (702, 'Crusader Kings II Iqta Emperor', 'Four wives. No inheritance issues. Yearly Ramadan. What''s not to love? Inshallah.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663432349);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (703, 'Crusader Kings II Feudal Emperor', '"No one told me I''d lose my tribal levies upon government change..."', 2, 500, NULL, 1663432506);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (704, 'Crusader Kings II Merchant-Republic Emperor', '"You are the Grand Prince of the Principality. The Master Manipulator. The Man behind the curtain. You are... currently losing the Patrician Elective..."', 2, 500, NULL, 1663433054);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (705, 'Crusader Kings II Imperial Emperor', '"Why do all my runs end in restoring the Roman Empire?"', 2, 500, NULL, 1663433156);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (706, 'Dolan', 'Gooby pls', 2, 500, NULL, 1663433251);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (707, 'Live Tucker Reaction', 'Your look of concerned bewilderment will outrage millions.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663433476);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (710, 'Neuron activation', 'Once the autism awakened, it never went away.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663433999);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (711, 'Penguin Classics', 'Required Reading', 2, 500, NULL, 1663434089);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (713, 'Marseyrain', 'Gloomy day, hope the weather clears up', 2, 500, NULL, 1663439931);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (2, 'Fur Hat', 'The first step on your path to fursuit ownership', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (551, 'Soyjak Pointing', ':O Dude dude DUDE! Look at this user :OOOOOO', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (549, 'The Bumper Sticker', 'Turn yourself into a legal liability that could threaten the very site itself!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (311, 'The Lucas Roberts', '#DropKiwiFarms #MandatoryHRTForAllKids', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (317, 'AI-Generated Hat', 'Stable Diffusion recommended a 10k price point for this 🤔', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (329, 'Behind Bars', 'Uh oh, someone forgot to say In Minecraft', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (330, 'Panzer Driver', 'No war crimes here, just tanks!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (221, 'Wolf Ears I', 'OwO what''s this?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (277, 'Cool Wine Aunt', 'It''s pruno, don''t pretend you''re fancy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (231, 'Egg', 'Uh oh, someone''s got egg on his/her/their/xer/spiderself''s face', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (232, 'Donut', 'You ever try fucking a donut?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (233, 'Player One', 'Mom says it''s my turn!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (234, 'Okapi', 'Big throbbing okapi cock 🤤', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (235, 'Emo Hair I', '''''Rawr'''' means ''''I love you'''' in Dinosaur :3', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (236, 'Ram Horns', 'Not quite sure what a ram is tbh but here are its horns. Like is it a boy sheep? A goat? Some animal of its own? Who knows!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (240, 'Backstabbed', 'I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Rodh-- ack!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (241, 'The Garry_Chess', 'I AM A DOCTOR I AM IMPORTANT HURRDURR', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (243, 'Night Cap', 'Imagine putting a fucking :marseytom: hat on before bed lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (244, 'Anime I', 'YIKES! CRINGE!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (245, 'The Brianna Laundrie', 'RIP Brianna and RIP r/FriendsOfBrian', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (246, 'Lains Bear Kigurumi', 'And you don''t seem to understand / A shame, you seemed an honest man', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (248, 'Furfag Pride', 'We`re here, we fuck animals get used to it.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (249, 'why', 'BOOHOO NIGGA', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (251, 'Napoleon', 'Liberté, ordre public', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (253, 'Phrygian Cap', 'Liberté, égalité, fraternité', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (254, 'Three Lil Marseys', 'It''s three Marseys. They''re little. What more do you want from me here?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (255, 'KN95 Mask', 'We are all in this together. If you are serious about flattening the curve, you will wear this.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (256, 'Confusion', '????????????????????????????', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (257, 'Umbreon Ears', 'For legal reasons, we cannot actually call these Umbreon Ears. Please refer to them as something else.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (260, 'Carphead', 'A legally viable excuse to have Carp on top of you in public', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (261, 'Journoid Scum', 'The wearer of this hat was coming right for you, I saw it. The shooting was purely self-defense.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (262, 'Delicious Feet', 'feet > bussy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (344, 'Slava Ukraini', 'Slava Ukraini!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (345, 'Gigachad Mask', 'Average rDrama user', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (346, 'Pumpkin Remains', 'A gory pumpkin scalp', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (347, 'Peek-A-Boo Marsey', 'AAAAHHH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GETITOFF AAAAAAHHHHHHH', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (348, 'Hazmat Suit', 'Standard-issue PPE for wading through the cesspit that is rDrama', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (349, 'Cat Ears (wiggly)', 'MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (350, 'Marionette Strings', 'Dance, puppet, dance', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (351, 'PaRappa Beanie', 'This is technically a furry item fyi', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (353, 'Double Ds (hat)', 'double deez nuts lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (354, 'SNIFFED', 'Extremely uncomfortable for almost everyone involved', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (356, 'Santa Hat I', 'Frozen Frozen Frozen (like ho ho ho get it), merry Fistmas!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (357, 'Scumbag Steve', '>comes to your gay poz mixer >wears a rubber', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (358, 'Umbrella Hat', 'Covered in dirty yellow and white streaks', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (359, 'Ridin With Biden', 'You ridin''?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (360, 'NFT', 'Right clicking is STRICTLY prohibited', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (361, 'The Bog', 'Will you take the call?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (362, 'Googly Eyes', 'My eyes are up here', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (363, 'Kanohi Hau', 'A description was not provided but google says it''s a Bionicle thing. I think those are like Legos. Mysterious Lego mask oooooooh', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (364, 'The Yugi', 'Children''s card game world champ', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (365, 'Maid Cap', 'CLEAN IT UP MAID 🤣 FOR A RESPECTABLE WAGE 🤣🤣🤣', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (366, 'BLACKED', 'You were built for BBC', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (368, 'Wonder Tiara', '(Lynda Carter''s version, of course)', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (369, 'Fisherman Hat', 'The text is completely indecipherable at this scale. I have no idea if that makes it worthless or adds to the joke.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (370, 'Crosshair', 'You deserve this.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (371, 'DONT CARE DIDNT ASK YOUR WHITE', 'DONT CARE + DIDNT ASK + YOUR WHITE', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (372, 'Dragonborn', 'Dragon Shout: FEED/AND/SEED', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (373, 'Sun Hat III', 'So many sun hats to choose from, so little sun.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (374, 'Anglerfish', 'It''s not Snoo''s scalp. Stop asking that.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (375, 'Nun Headpiece', 'Bandeau and veil, coif not included', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (376, 'Colovian Fur Helm', 'NOT for n''wahs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (377, 'Booze Cruise', 'Drunk driver rights are human rights', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (378, 'Son of the Mask Mask', 'Don''t ya just LOVE Homoween?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (379, 'Bananahead', 'This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (626, 'Pedo Sniper', 'Ready, aim...', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (381, 'Panty Raid (pink)', 'Are ya feeling it now Mr. Krabs?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (382, 'Panty Raid (red)', 'Are ya feeling it now Mr. Krabs?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (383, 'Panty Raid (white)', 'Are ya feeling it now Mr. Krabs?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (384, 'Head Crab', 'It''s a crab. For your head.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (386, 'Curts New Hat', 'Have you *seen* it?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (387, 'Gray Cowl of Nocturnal', 'Capital!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (388, 'Tricorne', 'This hat is for TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOTS only', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (404, 'Knight Helmet', 'kNIGht 🤗', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1132, 'USDA inspector', 'they''re still a glowie, despite the unthreatening appearance. don''t let them inspect your food.', 2, 500, NULL, 1672455409);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (892, 'sailor moon peek', 'Really?', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665340406);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (352, 'John Deere Hat', 'She (male) thinks my tractor''s sexy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (355, 'Chef Hat', 'Cloudflare just bent the knee and I''m nauseated and don''t feel like writing descriptions for hats sorry', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (392, 'Chris-Chan', 'Hat to the extreme!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (393, 'Bunny Buttons', 'Byo requested this one but I''m honestly not even sure what it is', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (394, 'ROFLcopter', 'Lollerskates', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (395, 'Whirly Tard Hat (animated)', 'This one spins omg', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (412, 'The Klenny', '🤣👍', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (422, 'Booba', 'O_O', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (409, 'AI Core', 'Thought this said AL Core for a minute like Al gore but no it''s ai like the robot thing and apparently it''s from a vidya so here we go description done 🤌', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (424, 'Pearl Clutcher', 'REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (462, 'Rasta Hat', 'Jah bless', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1133, 'Singapore Flag', 'Ranked the world''s most expensive city to live in 8 times in the past decade', 2, 1000, NULL, 1672773592);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1134, 'Hot headed', 'Damn you need to cool down bro.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1672981389);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1135, 'Qanon', 'wiggawigga fellow PATRIOT!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1673112507);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (416, 'Monopoly Hat', 'Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200 coin.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (895, 'Target practice', 'KEEP SHOOTING TILL THE BEAST IS DEAD', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341399);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (896, 'Cheers', 'HOORAY! All hail the special one!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341566);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (897, 'Patrick Lick', 'You taste sweet', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341627);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (898, 'Make It Rain', 'It is raining.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341752);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (899, 'Wise mystical tree', 'Things about get wise and freaky', 2, 500, NULL, 1665342497);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (398, 'The Catman', 'This counts as a fursuit', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (401, 'Current Thing (oppose)', 'Denazify Ukraine!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (402, 'T-34 Tank', 'For denazification purposes', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (403, 'Weatherman', 'Glad I could help', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (405, 'Israeli Friend Pins', 'If any man shall adore the beast and his image, and receive his character in his forehead, or in his hand.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (407, 'Top Hat (black glitter)', 'Be careful not to rub this against anything', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (410, 'Retro Snapchat Thot', 'Heckin good pupperino', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (411, 'The Goatse', 'Open wide!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (418, 'Bass Pro', 'Of course I cum fast, I got fish to catch!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (420, '2070s Hat', 'State-enforced homosexuality. Teaching JavaScript to refugees. The flyest headwear. Bring on the Paradigm Shift.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (413, 'Retro Brimstone', 'Look man if you''re gonna submit old vidya imagery as hats I need to know what it IS so I can write descriptions', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (423, 'Dramautist Jar Project', 'Wh-what''s going on? Why am I in here?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (417, 'Monopoly Thimble', 'Just the right size for your dick huh', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (425, 'Girlboss', '#GASLIGHT #GATEKEEP #GIRLBOSS', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (426, 'Gold Badge', 'You did so well. You deserve yourself.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (427, 'Silver Badge', 'First loser', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (428, 'Green Badge', 'Winner of the 20XX Farmers Choice Award', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (429, 'Red Badge', 'The red badge of bussy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (431, 'Blue Badgr', 'I blue myself', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (433, 'R2D2', '[unintelligible whirring and beeping]', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (434, 'Gay Fawkes Mask', 'Buy curtains, Buy a dog. We are legging. Accept us.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (437, 'Cigar', 'Sometimes s cigar is just a cigar. Not this time, though. This is clearly about craving dick in your mouth.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (438, 'Conquistador', 'Sorry, but the human sacrifice stops NOW.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (439, 'Pumpkin', 'Spowoky Owoky Puwumpykin', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (440, 'Jester Hat (Mardi Gras)', 'YOU Tuesday', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (441, 'Jester Hat (red and blue)', 'Jingle jingle', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (442, 'Jester Hat (blue and purple)', 'Hand wash only', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (443, 'The Ricardo Milos', '✨Iconic✨', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (444, 'The Awoo', 'This is (not) Cirno', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (445, 'Krusty Krew', 'KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA. IS THE PIZZA. FOR YOU AND ME.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (446, 'Sutton Woo Helmet', 'What a neat helmet. Why would someone leave it lying on the ground?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (447, 'Cosmonaut Helmet', 'Yuri Gagarsey, hero of the Soviet Union!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (448, 'The Pizzashill', 'WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (449, 'Handmaids Bonnet', 'Wear this to protest the ban on infanticide', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (451, 'Influencer', 'Sweet, faceless validation', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (453, 'Top Hat (fancy)', 'Shallow and pedantic, if you ask me. It insists upon itself', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (454, 'Jaguar Warrior', 'The human sacrifices will continue until morale improves', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (455, 'Marsey Brainhat', 'Just two brainlets, hanging out', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (456, 'Black Crown', 'Black crowns matter', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (458, 'Mario Raccoon', 'BING BING RACCOON', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (459, 'Eggscellent Hat', '🥚 lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (367, 'Burning Flames Team Captain', 'Yeah I''m hot shit, could you tell?', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (460, 'Edelgard Hair', 'Please report anyone with this hat to @carpathianflorist for weeb eradication', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (380, 'Witch (Wizard) Hat', 'STOP ASKING WHY I DON''T USE MAGIC TO CHANGE MY GENDER', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (385, 'Magician Hat', 'It''s not just animated so we can charge more for it. Really!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (389, 'BIG MAD', 'Positively seething', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (390, 'Nervous Sweating', 'oshit >mfw', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (391, 'Sparkles', '✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (461, 'Gothic Lolita', 'Dark and brooding. Not very brooding, actually. But dark.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (463, 'Sheep Horns', 'For the horniest of sheep', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (464, 'Luffy Hat', 'Stretchy pirate weebshit guy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (465, 'Thin Film Interference Hat', 'Like that movie with the time machine car', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (466, 'BANNED stamp', 'One time at banned stamp I', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (467, 'Minecraft', 'It is impossible to fedpost with this hat on', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (468, 'Brimless Yankee', 'The finest team of juicers money can buy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (469, 'The Kiwi', 'Wearing this constitutes a hate crime in most developed countries', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (470, 'The Mathematician', 'Special delivery from Mr. Kac- Mr. Kaz- Mr. Kazimspy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (471, 'Frog Hat', 'It has a cute frog on it', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (472, 'Moriya Frog Hat', 'Big googly eye froge hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (903, 'Haunted', 'Spooky ghosts follow!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665347450);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (901, 'Wombat', 'Multipurpose head wombat', 2, 500, NULL, 1665347408);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (904, 'RIP BOZO', 'Rest in piss faggot', 2, 500, NULL, 1665348882);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (905, 'The Poo', '💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩', 2, 500, NULL, 1665349075);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (910, 'Rocket League', 'Time for car FOOTBALL!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665355493);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (906, 'Lantern head', 'Light your path in inconvenient ways!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665349271);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (900, 'Trapped', '😔😔😔', 2, 500, NULL, 1665343188);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (907, 'Venus Flytrap', 'You''re a bug to this plant!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665350150);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (908, 'Psychedelic', 'Trippy and Pretty!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665350405);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (909, 'Nicholas Cage Vore', 'Face/off', 2, 500, NULL, 1665350658);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (916, 'Blood Rain', 'Mmmmm.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665356178);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (915, 'Top Hat (double rainbow)', 'Double the rainbow double the pride', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665356065);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (473, 'Warning Tape', 'This user is a walking red flag', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (474, 'The Merchant', 'What did he mean by this? 🤔', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (475, 'Stickbug', 'Lookit this lil fella go', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (476, 'Cos Bucket Hat', 'Bitch ima cow', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (477, 'Strawberry Hat', '🍓🍓🍓', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (478, 'Froge Beret', 'On Wednesdays we wear frogs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (480, 'Knitted Hat (blue)', 'Plush. Warm. Ugly. But enough about your mom.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (481, 'Ladies Ornate Hat (black)', 'Elegant!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (482, 'Cowgirl (male)', 'Rootin tootin foid-shootin', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (483, 'Naughty Newsboy', 'Missing. Last seen at ground zero of your local monkeypox outbreak. If found, do NOT touch.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (485, 'This Is Fine', 'Situation normal.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (486, 'Emo Hair II', 'SO CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (487, 'Emo Hair III', 'I write sins not tragedies', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (488, 'Emo Hair IV', 'I''m not okay (I promise)', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (489, 'Emo Hair V', 'Thnks fr th Mmrs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (490, 'Emo Hair VI', 'Cute Without The ''E''', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (491, 'Top Hat (frost)', 'Cool-colored top hat for cool tops only', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (492, 'Top Hat (frilly Victorian)', 'Victorian fashion was HIDEOUS but contemporary spins on it are just lovely', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (493, 'Brown Herringbone Flat Cap', 'TWEED AND SNEED', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (494, 'Skull Boingy Head Things', 'boing 💀 boing 💀 boing 💀', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (495, 'Alligator-Textured Gold Blingy Hat', 'Looks like shit but probably feels real nice', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (496, 'Flower Hat (hot pink)', 'A cute flower hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (497, 'Stinky', 'UH OH! STINKY!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (498, 'Mario Hat (BIPOC)', 'Who could have dropped this?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (499, 'Fart Slave Gear', '12 years a fart slave', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (500, 'Little African Hat', 'Promise not to wear it', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (502, 'Booze Cruisin', 'DRUNK DRIVER RIGHTS ARE TRANS RIGHTS', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (503, 'The Antichrist', 'Weak to Tesla coils', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (505, 'ADIDAS Cap', 'Sacred cultural headpiece for the highest caste of gopnik', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (506, 'The Tim Buckley', 'Is this loss?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (507, 'Gat', 'The ultimate in neo-BTSstanwear', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (511, 'Sam Fisher', 'Four-eyed freak vidya edition', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (512, 'The Buckethead', 'Exactly what it says on the tin', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (513, 'The Sherlock', 'Elemarsey, my dear Watson', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (515, 'Cringe Archivist', '*SNAP* Yep, this one for sure', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (516, 'Madoka', 'Pink-haired retard', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (517, 'Homura', 'Why does the jap have blue eyes', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (519, 'Sakaya', 'omg stop making me look up chinese cartoon characters', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (520, 'Mami', 'Titty ass bitch', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (521, 'VDV Beret', 'something something something Russia', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (522, 'Dr Livesey', 'Dr Soon-To-Be-Dead', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (528, 'Flower Clip', 'A cute flower clip', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (530, 'RENT FREE', 'idek anymore carp whatever you want is fine', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (508, 'Meowth', 'That''s right!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (509, 'Niconico', 'I can''t think of a description, but I''m proud of it', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (510, 'Sneed (Chuck)', 'Subsequently Sneed''s', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (518, 'Kyoko', 'This is seriously her name? Kyoto with a k instead? Hi I''m Philadelkia, son of Dedroit, son of Kansas Citie <_>', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (524, 'Smurf Hat (papa)', 'You think you''re better than all the other smurves', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (529, 'Conehead', 'How do you describe a cone? It''s a cone. It goes on your head.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (523, 'Smurf Hat', 'La la, la la la la', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (525, 'Please Be Autistic I Am Yes', 'Please Be Autistic I Am Yes', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (526, 'No-No Finger', 'Oh no you di-int', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (527, 'Cat Ears (wig)', '~~nya ^-^', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (430, 'Purple Badge', 'Orange ya glad ya didn''t get an orange badge?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (432, 'Orange Badge', 'You''ve betrayed the purple badge.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (435, 'Witch III', 'Submitter called it cursed. He didn''t explain how. It''s cursed I guess? Spoooooooky.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (436, 'robocop', 'You''ll never fuck my ass, Batman', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (450, 'Bluecheck', 'Can''t get verified? Do it yourself!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (452, 'The MF Doom', 'Everyone''s favorite cosplay rapper', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (457, 'Thug Life Beanie', 'The whitest beanie you''ll ever see', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (479, 'Pizza Hut', 'For when ‘good enough'' is enough', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (484, 'Slav-sya', 'Enough about human rights, let''s talk about human wrongs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (501, 'Dancing Marsey', 'Omg she''s so happy lookit her GO', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (504, 'Iron Crown of Lombardy', 'This isn''t Crusader Kings, stop it', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1138, 'Fallout Advanced Power Armour', 'War. War never changes.', 2, 500, NULL, 1673534169);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (902, 'Shovel Knight', 'Cosplay as the shovel man himself!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665347426);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (917, 'Bell Pepper (red)', 'Now you can cosplay as a bell pepper and make mama proud!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665417006);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (911, 'Racecar Hat', 'I sleep in a hat with my wife', 2, 500, NULL, 1665355513);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1149, 'This hat kills fishists', 'This hat is perfect for anyone who loves fishing and has a sense of humor. Whether you’re a an amateur angler or master baiter, you can show off your confidence and charisma with this witty slogan. It is made of cotton and has an adjustable snapback. Order yours today and reel in the compliments!', 2, 500, NULL, 1677730441);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1153, 'Hope Eradicated', 'Who needs friends when you have money?', 2, 500, NULL, 1679346572);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1150, 'Power In Misery', 'Stop wasting company resources by getting killed...', 2, 500, NULL, 1679343066);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (514, 'Glowing', 'Hit me with your car', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1157, 'Divine Light', 'Who has time to enjoy life when you''re making MONEY?!', 2, 500, NULL, 1679347512);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1155, 'Flesh Automaton', 'You are a flesh automaton powered by neurotransmiters', 2, 500, NULL, 1679347040);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1169, 'Mimic', 'That is NOT a health pack!', 2, 500, NULL, 1679359754);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1167, 'Tattered Rain Hat', 'Old and worn. You''ve never seen it before but it feels nostalgic.', 2, 500, NULL, 1679359347);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1156, 'Traversing the Grid of Death', 'When reaching rock bottom, despicable deeds may seem like a step up...', 2, 500, NULL, 1679347260);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1170, 'Cigarette', 'Something to suck on.... for those of us, less faggotly gifted', 2, 500, NULL, 1680069984);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1179, 'Funky Kong', 'Lookin'' good, Kongs! Buckle up and blast off, you''re outta here!', 2, 500, NULL, 1680299069);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1178, 'Donkey Kong', 'The coolest monkey in the jungle', 2, 500, NULL, 1680297791);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1177, 'Majora', 'You''ve met with a terrible fate, haven''t you, chud?', 2, 500, NULL, 1680236118);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1172, 'Marseys Funky Bandana', 'She stole it from a bored ape', 2, 500, NULL, 1680231908);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1171, 'Funky Bandana', 'Oh Yeah!!!!!!', 2, 500, NULL, 1680231489);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1180, 'IMMA FIRIN MUH EGG CRACKER', 'The real space lasers Marjorie Taylor Greene was warning you about', 2, 1000, NULL, 1680982678);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1197, 'Foot', 'pbbbt', 2, 1000, NULL, 1682438947);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1195, 'Beauty Pageant Winner', 'There She Is, Miss America', 2, 500, NULL, 1682377919);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1192, 'Devo', 'Whip it good', 2, 500, NULL, 1682375354);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1191, 'Quieres', 'You want?', 2, 500, NULL, 1682373372);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1190, 'Pussy Hat', '=^._.^=', 2, 500, NULL, 1682291980);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1187, 'Henchman', 'Become a member of The Fluttering Horde', 2, 500, NULL, 1682286809);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1185, 'Fascinator', 'Kentucky Derby ready', 2, 500, NULL, 1682283086);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1184, 'Princess Beatrice', 'Remember the royal wedding?', 2, 500, NULL, 1682280525);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1183, 'Blossom', 'And she looks like Blossom!', 2, 500, NULL, 1682252248);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1182, 'Friends Frame', 'Could I *be* more of a hat?', 2, 500, NULL, 1682251449);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1198, 'Cumjar filled', 'After months of work, the magnum opus is completed', 2, 500, NULL, 1682742950);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1200, 'Swagger', 'You will never be this cool', 2, 500, NULL, 1683449976);















INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1220, 'Chained Border', '?????', 2, 500, NULL, 1686289778);

INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1213, 'Secret Crack', 'Oh hi… AH', 2, 1000, NULL, 1686288898);





















































INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1256, 'dawnfag', 'I’m too tired to write a description I’m sorry here’s your hat toats', 2, 500, NULL, 1687739873);

INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1289, 'Energy Dome', 'Collects latent Orgone energy and recirculates it into the Medulla Oblongata.', 2, 500, NULL, 1689298931);




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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (716, 'Baked Beans Bucket Hat', 'This neighbor is wearing beans!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663647585);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1104, 'Neurohelmet', 'Saddle up, Mechwarrior!', 2, 500, NULL, 1669751799);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1002, 'Hearty Hands', 'I dont think hands should do that...', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084251);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1003, 'Dragged', 'HELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084272);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (718, 'Literally Me', 'Sving music, jazz? PTOOEY!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663801724);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (719, 'The Matrix', 'The Matrix is an allegory of the transgender experience that you and everyone else got suckered into watching', 2, 1000, NULL, 1663836639);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (720, 'The Matrix Resurrections', 'Wachowski moment', 2, 1000, NULL, 1663836967);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (721, 'Booba2', 'TFW you see Canadian trans teacher with huge knockers', 2, 1000, NULL, 1663861867);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (722, 'Darth Vader Helmet', 'Cool-looking guy from Star Tre', 2, 500, NULL, 1663892277);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (725, 'New Years Glasses', 'Happy New Year!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663892467);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (726, 'Operator', 'This classical variables has been quantized and is now a Hermitian operator on a Hillbert space.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663893198);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (990, 'Grass', 'Ass and cash also accepted.', 2, 500, NULL, 1666508354);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1, 'Ushanka', 'The People''s Hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1004, 'Gimme Hands', 'Give me coin, or give me balls', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084296);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1006, 'Rainbow Dash', 'OMG RAINBOW DASH FROM MLP!?', 2, 500, NULL, 1667168572);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (736, 'Marsey Slime Hat', 'Let this cute little slime marsey climb on your crusty head.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664085993);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (728, 'Kanohi Akaku (Kopaka)', 'Toa of Ice. The obligatory lone wolf character. You''re Lego Sasuke.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969562);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (729, 'Kanohi Kaukau (Gali)', 'Toa of Water. Lmao, you picked the girl one!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969637);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (730, 'Kanohi Miru (Lewa)', 'Toa of Air. You''re the funny one of the group, or maybe you just know that the axe was the coolest weapon.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969803);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (731, 'Kanohi Kakama (Pohatu)', 'Toa of Stone. You''re everybody''s pal and just want the team to stick together. Why is your element separate from Earth? It''s anybody''s guess!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969919);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (732, 'Kanohi Avohkii (Takanuva)', 'Toa of Light. Well aren''t you just a special snowflake? Fuckin'' think you''re the Chosen One over here or something.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663970033);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (733, 'Kanohi Ignika', 'The Mask of Life. Matoro died for you, and you''re using your life to shitpost about trans people?', 2, 500, NULL, 1663970127);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (734, 'Kanohi Pakari (Onua)', 'Toa of Earth. The wisdom of the group, but wisdom is useless if you don''t share it. Why is your element separate from Stone? Answer me that, wise guy!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663970191);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (735, 'The Yakub', 'Proof that science has, in fact, gone too far', 2, 500, NULL, 1664054894);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (737, 'Duel Wielding', 'Oh shit you''re packing? My bad carry on', 2, 500, NULL, 1664088304);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (3, 'Cat Ears I', 'Mew :3', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (738, 'Godots Visor', '"An A-press is an A-press, you can''t say it''s only half." - TJ "Henry" Yoshi', 2, 500, NULL, 1664189703);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (741, 'Eazy-E Hat', 'BIPOCs wtih Attitude', 2, 500, NULL, 1664339102);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (743, 'Face Hugger', 'This thing bled acid! Who knows what it''s gonna'' do when it''s dead!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664402395);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (740, 'Sleepy', '...Please... ...Let me sleep... ...A little more... ...Please...', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664285288);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (744, 'Webbed', 'It isn''t cum on your face this time-Happy Halloween', 2, 500, NULL, 1664415784);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (745, 'The Jason', 'Slash away those filthy campers jason-Happy Halloween', 2, 500, NULL, 1664415825);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (746, 'Sawwed', 'Ouch you need an Advil?-Happy Halloween', 2, 500, NULL, 1664415857);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (749, 'Stacked', 'Now you''re cute and delicious.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595845);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (752, 'Gas Mask', 'When the nukes hit you''re first prepared!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595913);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (747, 'Football Helmet', 'For those who want CTE', 2, 500, NULL, 1664589824);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (748, 'Anti-Foid', 'Down with the Necromatriarchy!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664590716);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (755, 'Ski-mask EYES', 'When 2 eyes isn''t enough have 6!-smokey', 2, 500, NULL, 1664600641);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (757, 'Beanie baby tag', 'Now you''re a plush, into the jar with you-parx5', 2, 500, NULL, 1664602656);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (758, 'Target', 'Bullseye!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664604233);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (760, 'Foxy Grandpa', 'Goddamn you are one foxy grandpa-SalaciousWombat', 2, 500, NULL, 1664633035);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (764, 'Generic Religious Figurehead', 'Good morning', 2, 500, NULL, 1664640654);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (762, 'Cthulhu Mask', 'I would kiss that cutie.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664638109);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (763, 'Top Hat (pentagram)', 'mages vs matriarchy headgear', 2, 500, NULL, 1664638170);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (770, 'Shroom head', 'You really went so long without a shower mushrooms grew?', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658333);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (771, 'Escoffion', 'Look dark... AND STYLISH!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658375);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (772, 'Attifet', 'You''re a European woman in the 1600s??', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658421);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (774, 'French Fries', 'Now your salty and tasty!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658675);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (775, 'Condiment Top', 'Now you can squirt out tasty condiments!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658867);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (767, 'bleh', 'froggy go “bleh”', 2, 500, NULL, 1664646019);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (768, 'PLAYER 1', 'you only have 2 lives left oop', 2, 500, NULL, 1664646508);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (783, 'A Beautiful Mind', 'Or a euphemism for schizophrenia', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664825990);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (784, 'Yolo swag 420 rekt', 'Also known as the epilepsy inducer', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664826603);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (782, 'Fatass minecrap streamer mask', 'I suck his dick / for hours at a time / stare at his nutsack / while I hold back my cum tonite', 2, 500, NULL, 1664768706);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (777, 'Fat and Stinky Visor', 'Why would you put those pins on a visor?!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664683498);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (778, 'Coke Jail', 'You drank pepsi, to coke jail with you.-CocaColaMan', 2, 500, NULL, 1664727469);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (779, 'nemean lion hood', 'Like a true roman, wear a lion!-gudi', 2, 500, NULL, 1664728578);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (780, 'Winged Hussar', 'To battle with wings on your head!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664731432);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (786, 'Ricks hair', 'Wubba lubba dub dub', 2, 500, NULL, 1664930047);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (781, 'BTC', 'Only wear this if you''re worth billions.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664750970);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (803, 'BERSERKER HELM', 'BERSERKER HELM', 2, 500, NULL, 1665088512);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (790, 'LGBTUSSR Officer Hat 2', 'Be fascist and GAYYY!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664994701);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (793, 'Pornhub', 'We all know why you bought this...', 2, 500, NULL, 1664995981);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (795, 'Ass Eater', 'Good announcement, now show us eating yours.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664996448);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (796, 'Pinhead Mask', 'Your mask is a bit... small.-Happy Halloween!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664997385);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (801, 'Ramen', 'Eatin'' ramen, watchin'' ramen, bein'' ramen', 2, 500, NULL, 1665000479);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (804, 'TF2 Stacked', 'Why wear one hat when you can wear 3!-momomo', 2, 500, NULL, 1665102373);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (806, 'Lotus', 'Now you look and smell pretty like a lotus!-sarah', 2, 500, NULL, 1665103737);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (797, 'Happy Halloween', '🦇 a spooopy title for you 🎃', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998497);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (798, 'BOO', '👻 floating little baby ghosties …… BOO!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998569);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (799, 'Boobies', 'sorry no, not those kind of boobies', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998710);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (800, 'Peekaboo', 'this little guy will watch over you, just remember to feed him!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998845);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1103, 'The MacArthur', 'Fuck you Truman you fucking communist', 2, 500, NULL, 1669320357);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (723, 'Hohol', 'Мій предок :)', 2, 500, NULL, 1663892328);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (982, 'Pochita', 'Friendly chainsaw devil hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1666467185);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1136, 'Sonichu', 'Go! Sonichu! Go out and zap to the extreme!', 2, 500, NULL, 1673117074);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (750, 'Cave Man', 'UNGA BUNGA UNGA BUNGA OOO OOO', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595865);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (753, 'Doom Guy', 'RIP AND TEAR', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595933);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (991, 'Clocked', 'No hun don''t worry you totally pass', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666508772);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1139, 'Lunar New Year', '新年快乐!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1673554101);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (974, 'Kitsune Mask I', 'Some weeb furry shit idfk', 2, 500, NULL, 1666459502);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (807, 'The Capy', 'You''re the chosen one! No one can hurt you!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665104052);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1007, 'Red Halloween Mask', 'Worth a month’s rent, or just being a Top 10 Gigavaxxer or Zigger during Homoween 2022.', 2, 0, NULL, 1667274742);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1000, 'BADASS DAD', 'A hat for the BADASS dads!', 2, 500, NULL, 1667083950);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1005, 'The BIRD', 'FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, ANDDDDDD FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084316);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1140, 'Yiff In Hell', 'Translation: "I''m really desperate for social acceptance."', 2, 500, NULL, 1674463260);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1141, 'NCR Ranger Helmet', '"Patrolling the rdrama almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"', 2, 500, NULL, 1675539483);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1144, 'Venom', '"We, are Venom"', 2, 500, NULL, 1675890800);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1146, 'Cum2', 'For the sexy people that need cummed on!! Smoother Cum', 2, 1000, NULL, 1676691570);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1145, 'Cum', 'For the sexy people that need cummed on!!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1676690971);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (965, 'FDJ', '"Jetzt bin ich ein Freier Deutsche Jugendfunktionär"', 2, 500, NULL, 1665686729);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (969, 'Elite Pedo Sniper', 'The shemagh gives you +10 accuracy', 2, 500, NULL, 1665817338);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (933, 'Rascal', 'See this person 3 times and they have to give you something-Minecraft MV22', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434625);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (966, 'Noble 6 helmet', 'Alive in a cave in Azod, Reach,', 2, 500, NULL, 1665691416);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (967, 'Punished Snake', 'What are we, some kind of "metal gear V The Phantom Pain?"', 2, 500, NULL, 1665704742);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (912, 'EldenRing', 'Finally the elden lord!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665355539);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (918, 'Bell pepper (green)', 'Why would you choose the WORST bell pepper??', 2, 500, NULL, 1665417034);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (919, 'Bell pepper (yellow)', 'Not the worst bell pepper, not the best. Perfectly balanced.', 2, 500, NULL, 1665417061);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (920, 'corvo attano mask', 'Time to get stealthy', 2, 500, NULL, 1665422211);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (924, 'Duel Wielding 2', 'Duel Wielding in style!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665428048);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (925, 'USA', 'Show off your America pride!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665428183);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (926, 'TV', 'Look ma''! Im on the tele!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665428714);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (92, 'Top Hat (black)', 'Traditional. Classy. Elegant.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (927, 'Wizard', 'You''re a wizard harry!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665429019);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (928, 'astolfo 1', 'Anime weeb lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1665433824);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (930, 'Afonso 3', 'ATGs cunt bf', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434079);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (931, 'Nose', 'That''s one big SNIFFER', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434351);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (932, 'Sniffer', 'Awaken this ancient dinosaur and put it on your head!-Minecraft MV22', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434600);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (934, 'Tuff Golem', 'Let this little guy show off how cool you are-Minecraft MV22', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434655);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (935, 'Proud Virgin', 'You should be proud to be a virgin!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665535261);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (939, 'Xanax bar', 'When you''re down or sad take a xannex!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665536735);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (940, 'Walter white', 'COOK WITH ME JESSIE', 2, 500, NULL, 1665536970);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (943, 'Tawhid Finger I', 'Praise the one above', 2, 500, NULL, 1665539751);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (944, 'Tawhid Finger II', 'This is for you lord!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665539936);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (946, 'I love STIMS', 'Gotta love stimulants!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665605747);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (948, 'Imperial Japan', 'BE PART OF IMPERIAL ARMY NOW', 2, 500, NULL, 1665609099);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (144, 'Paper Sailor', 'As idle as a paper ship, upon a paper ocean. Paper, paper, everywhere.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (146, 'CIA', 'Cisgender Incineration Agency', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (147, 'ATF', 'Ass-Tickling Faggot. HIDE YOUR DOG!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (549, 'The Bumper Sticker', 'Turn yourself into a legal liability that could threaten the very site itself!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (282, 'Green Laurel Wreath', 'Render unto Caesar the things which belong to Caesar', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (557, 'Cottagecore', 'Show your solidarity with men-who-have-sex-with-men by giving them a safe, public space to do whatever it is they''re doing back there.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (624, 'Metal Gear', 'Detected!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (291, 'Yea Daddy Choker', 'Remember who you belong to', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (296, 'Sunhat II', 'Yellow to camouflage you from the sun, cunningly making it believe you are one of its own kind. And then you strike.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (300, 'Lemonsqueezer', 'Iconic kiwi headwear with a very stupid name', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (301, 'Dickhead', 'Really proud of the name for this one. Well done, me!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (627, 'Pedo Sniper (right)', 'I''m not which is worse - being a pedo, or being left handed?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (628, 'Gnome Child', 'My mum says: A friendly look, a kindly smile one good act, and life''s worthwhile!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (308, 'Pothead', 'Cali-grown cast iron goodness', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (311, 'The Lucas Roberts', '#DropKiwiFarms #MandatoryHRTForAllKids', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (317, 'AI-Generated Hat', 'Stable Diffusion recommended a 10k price point for this 🤔', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (318, 'Headphones (black)', 'Situational awareness: 0', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (320, 'Summer Hat', '[incoherent Hawaiian gibbering]', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (321, 'Attention Whore', 'DUDE BUSSY LMAO MARSEY HECKIN VALIDERINO AMIRITE BTW I AM TRANS', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (322, 'Pirate Hat II', 'Swab the POOP deck with your TONGUE', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (323, 'Mafioso', 'Something something gabagool 🤌', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (325, 'The Sal', 'Watch me go nowhere in two weeks (I AM SO DEPRESSED)', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (328, 'Skidmarks', 'Hit me with your car daddy 🤪', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (329, 'Behind Bars', 'Uh oh, someone forgot to say In Minecraft', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (330, 'Panzer Driver', 'No war crimes here, just tanks!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (331, 'Ghostly Gibus', '(achievement item: not tradable or marketable)', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (333, 'Astronaut Helmet II', 'Used for intrepid explorers of Hollywood basements', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (335, 'Kippah', 'rDrama: a light unto nations', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (337, 'The Tim Pool', 'No one can make fun of you for being bald if you never ever ever ever take it off', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (338, 'Digigoggles', 'DIGIMON. DIGITAL MONSTERS. DIGIMON ARE THE CHAMPIONS.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (339, 'Sorting Hat', 'HUFFLEPUFF!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (340, 'Metroid', 'Some sort of alien parasite thing I think. It wants a kiss.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (341, 'The One Hat', 'One hat to rule them all', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (342, 'Kawaii Usage Hat', 'Bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (343, 'Shroomjak (red)', '🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (20, 'Nonspecific Military Officer Hat II', '[removed]', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (21, 'Soviet Officer II', 'High fashion war criminal chic', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (212, 'Sneed', 'From the business formerly known as Chuck''s Seeduck and Feeduck', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (214, 'Hijab', 'The ONLY way to stop being a whore', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (215, 'Cock II', 'Honk honk', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (216, 'Cummies', 'Yummy yummy cummies in my tummy tummies', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (211, 'Zombiewolf Helmet', 'Everyone knows it''s rDrama''s true mascot', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (218, 'Clown Wig', 'Why so serious?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (219, 'Jimmy Hat', 'Don''t be silly, wrap your willy!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (220, 'Bane Mask', 'If I pull that off, will you die?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (221, 'Wolf Ears I', 'OwO what''s this?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (222, 'Smugjak', 'I''m drunk and can''t think of a good description lol', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (223, 'Foolproof Disguise', 'What''s that, officer? You''re looking for [USERNAME GOES HERE CARP CAN''T CODE]? Never heard of him!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (224, 'Brain Slug', 'This poor brain slug is STARVING TO DEATH :(', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (272, 'Harry Potter', 'General in the Mages vs. Matriarchy war', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (324, 'Lord of the Flies', 'Sucks to yer ass-mar!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (314, 'Bright Idea II', 'Guys. GUYS. Bait sub idea: r/HateForGoodThing', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (316, 'Globohomo', 'The gay agenda is no longer optional.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (313, 'Bright Idea I', 'Guys. GUYS. BAIT SUB IDEA: r/LoveForBadThing', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (225, 'Pat Hat', 'Who''s Daddy;s special little boy?', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (277, 'Cool Wine Aunt', 'It''s pruno, don''t pretend you''re fancy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (284, 'The Gary Plauche', 'We can''t expect God to do all the work', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (292, 'Marsey Smug Mask', 'I''m not seething, you''re seething', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (295, 'Pinkhat', 'It''s a hat and it''s pink and your nan looks adorable in it. Not you, though.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (400, 'Current Thing (support)', 'Slava Ukraini!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (881, 'Fedora (ice)', 'Cooool as ice😎', 2, 500, NULL, 1665327379);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (885, 'Coin Fall (red)', 'ITS RAINING MONEYYYYYY', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665339781);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (886, 'Coin Fall (green)', 'CHA-CHING!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665339812);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (847, 'Flaming Sword', '??????????', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665262102);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (327, 'Ageplayer', 'It''s cool if it''s not your thing, just don''t yuck someone else''s yum :)', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (312, 'Super Saiyan', 'Taqueria ‘Goku''', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (226, 'Gay Saudi Headpiece', 'Saudis are all homosexuals and they use this to hide the cum in their receding hairlines', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (227, 'Snekshat', 'Snek Shat Hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (228, 'Pride Hat I', 'We''re here, we''re queer, get used to it!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (229, 'Marsey Ears', '@Dramarama''s first hat and it is PERFECT', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (230, 'Halo II', 'Daddy''s lil angel 😈', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (231, 'Egg', 'Uh oh, someone''s got egg on his/her/their/xer/spiderself''s face', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (232, 'Donut', 'You ever try fucking a donut?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (233, 'Player One', 'Mom says it''s my turn!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (234, 'Okapi', 'Big throbbing okapi cock 🤤', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (235, 'Emo Hair I', '''''Rawr'''' means ''''I love you'''' in Dinosaur :3', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (236, 'Ram Horns', 'Not quite sure what a ram is tbh but here are its horns. Like is it a boy sheep? A goat? Some animal of its own? Who knows!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (237, 'Bunny Ears', 'BUNNY!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (238, 'Pinhead', 'Dirty Dan''s best friend', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (239, 'Mojo Jojo', 'I once knew a Mexican dude named Nick who pronounced Mojo Jojo as mohohoho', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (240, 'Backstabbed', 'I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Rodh-- ack!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (241, 'The Garry_Chess', 'I AM A DOCTOR I AM IMPORTANT HURRDURR', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (242, 'Aussie Hat', 'Gday, cunt', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (243, 'Night Cap', 'Imagine putting a fucking :marseytom: hat on before bed lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (244, 'Anime I', 'YIKES! CRINGE!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (245, 'The Brianna Laundrie', 'RIP Brianna and RIP r/FriendsOfBrian', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (246, 'Lains Bear Kigurumi', 'And you don''t seem to understand / A shame, you seemed an honest man', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (248, 'Furfag Pride', 'We`re here, we fuck animals get used to it.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (249, 'why', 'BOOHOO NIGGA', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (250, 'Grass Toucher', 'Makes you immune to being told to touch grass', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (251, 'Napoleon', 'Liberté, ordre public', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (252, 'Average rDrama Hat Designer', 'USE THE FUCKING TEMPLATE', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (253, 'Phrygian Cap', 'Liberté, égalité, fraternité', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (254, 'Three Lil Marseys', 'It''s three Marseys. They''re little. What more do you want from me here?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (255, 'KN95 Mask', 'We are all in this together. If you are serious about flattening the curve, you will wear this.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (256, 'Confusion', '????????????????????????????', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (257, 'Umbreon Ears', 'For legal reasons, we cannot actually call these Umbreon Ears. Please refer to them as something else.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (260, 'Carphead', 'A legally viable excuse to have Carp on top of you in public', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (261, 'Journoid Scum', 'The wearer of this hat was coming right for you, I saw it. The shooting was purely self-defense.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (262, 'Delicious Feet', 'feet > bussy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (344, 'Slava Ukraini', 'Slava Ukraini!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (345, 'Gigachad Mask', 'Average rDrama user', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (346, 'Pumpkin Remains', 'A gory pumpkin scalp', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (347, 'Peek-A-Boo Marsey', 'AAAAHHH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GETITOFF AAAAAAHHHHHHH', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (348, 'Hazmat Suit', 'Standard-issue PPE for wading through the cesspit that is rDrama', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (349, 'Cat Ears (wiggly)', 'MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (350, 'Marionette Strings', 'Dance, puppet, dance', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (351, 'PaRappa Beanie', 'This is technically a furry item fyi', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (353, 'Double Ds (hat)', 'double deez nuts lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (354, 'SNIFFED', 'Extremely uncomfortable for almost everyone involved', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (356, 'Santa Hat I', 'Frozen Frozen Frozen (like ho ho ho get it), merry Fistmas!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (357, 'Scumbag Steve', '>comes to your gay poz mixer >wears a rubber', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (358, 'Umbrella Hat', 'Covered in dirty yellow and white streaks', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (359, 'Ridin With Biden', 'You ridin''?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (360, 'NFT', 'Right clicking is STRICTLY prohibited', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (361, 'The Bog', 'Will you take the call?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (362, 'Googly Eyes', 'My eyes are up here', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (363, 'Kanohi Hau', 'A description was not provided but google says it''s a Bionicle thing. I think those are like Legos. Mysterious Lego mask oooooooh', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (364, 'The Yugi', 'Children''s card game world champ', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (365, 'Maid Cap', 'CLEAN IT UP MAID 🤣 FOR A RESPECTABLE WAGE 🤣🤣🤣', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (366, 'BLACKED', 'You were built for BBC', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (368, 'Wonder Tiara', '(Lynda Carter''s version, of course)', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (369, 'Fisherman Hat', 'The text is completely indecipherable at this scale. I have no idea if that makes it worthless or adds to the joke.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (370, 'Crosshair', 'You deserve this.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (371, 'DONT CARE DIDNT ASK YOUR WHITE', 'DONT CARE + DIDNT ASK + YOUR WHITE', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (372, 'Dragonborn', 'Dragon Shout: FEED/AND/SEED', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (373, 'Sun Hat III', 'So many sun hats to choose from, so little sun.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (374, 'Anglerfish', 'It''s not Snoo''s scalp. Stop asking that.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (375, 'Nun Headpiece', 'Bandeau and veil, coif not included', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (376, 'Colovian Fur Helm', 'NOT for n''wahs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (377, 'Booze Cruise', 'Drunk driver rights are human rights', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (378, 'Son of the Mask Mask', 'Don''t ya just LOVE Homoween?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (379, 'Bananahead', 'This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (626, 'Pedo Sniper', 'Ready, aim...', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (381, 'Panty Raid (pink)', 'Are ya feeling it now Mr. Krabs?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (382, 'Panty Raid (red)', 'Are ya feeling it now Mr. Krabs?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (383, 'Panty Raid (white)', 'Are ya feeling it now Mr. Krabs?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (384, 'Head Crab', 'It''s a crab. For your head.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (386, 'Curts New Hat', 'Have you *seen* it?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (387, 'Gray Cowl of Nocturnal', 'Capital!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (388, 'Tricorne', 'This hat is for TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOTS only', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (404, 'Knight Helmet', 'kNIGht 🤗', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1132, 'USDA inspector', 'they''re still a glowie, despite the unthreatening appearance. don''t let them inspect your food.', 2, 500, NULL, 1672455409);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (892, 'sailor moon peek', 'Really?', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665340406);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (352, 'John Deere Hat', 'She (male) thinks my tractor''s sexy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (355, 'Chef Hat', 'Cloudflare just bent the knee and I''m nauseated and don''t feel like writing descriptions for hats sorry', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (392, 'Chris-Chan', 'Hat to the extreme!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (393, 'Bunny Buttons', 'Byo requested this one but I''m honestly not even sure what it is', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (394, 'ROFLcopter', 'Lollerskates', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (395, 'Whirly Tard Hat (animated)', 'This one spins omg', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (412, 'The Klenny', '🤣👍', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (422, 'Booba', 'O_O', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (409, 'AI Core', 'Thought this said AL Core for a minute like Al gore but no it''s ai like the robot thing and apparently it''s from a vidya so here we go description done 🤌', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (424, 'Pearl Clutcher', 'REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (462, 'Rasta Hat', 'Jah bless', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1133, 'Singapore Flag', 'Ranked the world''s most expensive city to live in 8 times in the past decade', 2, 1000, NULL, 1672773592);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1134, 'Hot headed', 'Damn you need to cool down bro.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1672981389);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1135, 'Qanon', 'wiggawigga fellow PATRIOT!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1673112507);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (416, 'Monopoly Hat', 'Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200 coin.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (895, 'Target practice', 'KEEP SHOOTING TILL THE BEAST IS DEAD', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341399);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (896, 'Cheers', 'HOORAY! All hail the special one!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341566);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (897, 'Patrick Lick', 'You taste sweet', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341627);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (898, 'Make It Rain', 'It is raining.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341752);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (899, 'Wise mystical tree', 'Things about get wise and freaky', 2, 500, NULL, 1665342497);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (398, 'The Catman', 'This counts as a fursuit', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (401, 'Current Thing (oppose)', 'Denazify Ukraine!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (402, 'T-34 Tank', 'For denazification purposes', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (403, 'Weatherman', 'Glad I could help', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (405, 'Israeli Friend Pins', 'If any man shall adore the beast and his image, and receive his character in his forehead, or in his hand.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (407, 'Top Hat (black glitter)', 'Be careful not to rub this against anything', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (410, 'Retro Snapchat Thot', 'Heckin good pupperino', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (411, 'The Goatse', 'Open wide!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (418, 'Bass Pro', 'Of course I cum fast, I got fish to catch!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (420, '2070s Hat', 'State-enforced homosexuality. Teaching JavaScript to refugees. The flyest headwear. Bring on the Paradigm Shift.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (413, 'Retro Brimstone', 'Look man if you''re gonna submit old vidya imagery as hats I need to know what it IS so I can write descriptions', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (423, 'Dramautist Jar Project', 'Wh-what''s going on? Why am I in here?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (417, 'Monopoly Thimble', 'Just the right size for your dick huh', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (425, 'Girlboss', '#GASLIGHT #GATEKEEP #GIRLBOSS', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (426, 'Gold Badge', 'You did so well. You deserve yourself.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (427, 'Silver Badge', 'First loser', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (428, 'Green Badge', 'Winner of the 20XX Farmers Choice Award', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (429, 'Red Badge', 'The red badge of bussy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (431, 'Blue Badgr', 'I blue myself', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (433, 'R2D2', '[unintelligible whirring and beeping]', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (434, 'Gay Fawkes Mask', 'Buy curtains, Buy a dog. We are legging. Accept us.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (437, 'Cigar', 'Sometimes s cigar is just a cigar. Not this time, though. This is clearly about craving dick in your mouth.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (438, 'Conquistador', 'Sorry, but the human sacrifice stops NOW.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (439, 'Pumpkin', 'Spowoky Owoky Puwumpykin', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (440, 'Jester Hat (Mardi Gras)', 'YOU Tuesday', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (441, 'Jester Hat (red and blue)', 'Jingle jingle', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (442, 'Jester Hat (blue and purple)', 'Hand wash only', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (443, 'The Ricardo Milos', '✨Iconic✨', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (444, 'The Awoo', 'This is (not) Cirno', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (445, 'Krusty Krew', 'KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA. IS THE PIZZA. FOR YOU AND ME.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (446, 'Sutton Woo Helmet', 'What a neat helmet. Why would someone leave it lying on the ground?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (449, 'Handmaids Bonnet', 'Wear this to protest the ban on infanticide', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (451, 'Influencer', 'Sweet, faceless validation', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (453, 'Top Hat (fancy)', 'Shallow and pedantic, if you ask me. It insists upon itself', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (454, 'Jaguar Warrior', 'The human sacrifices will continue until morale improves', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (458, 'Mario Raccoon', 'BING BING RACCOON', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (459, 'Eggscellent Hat', '🥚 lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (367, 'Burning Flames Team Captain', 'Yeah I''m hot shit, could you tell?', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (460, 'Edelgard Hair', 'Please report anyone with this hat to @carpathianflorist for weeb eradication', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (380, 'Witch (Wizard) Hat', 'STOP ASKING WHY I DON''T USE MAGIC TO CHANGE MY GENDER', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (385, 'Magician Hat', 'It''s not just animated so we can charge more for it. Really!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (389, 'BIG MAD', 'Positively seething', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (390, 'Nervous Sweating', 'oshit >mfw', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (391, 'Sparkles', '✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (463, 'Sheep Horns', 'For the horniest of sheep', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (464, 'Luffy Hat', 'Stretchy pirate weebshit guy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (465, 'Thin Film Interference Hat', 'Like that movie with the time machine car', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (466, 'BANNED stamp', 'One time at banned stamp I', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (467, 'Minecraft', 'It is impossible to fedpost with this hat on', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (468, 'Brimless Yankee', 'The finest team of juicers money can buy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (469, 'The Kiwi', 'Wearing this constitutes a hate crime in most developed countries', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (470, 'The Mathematician', 'Special delivery from Mr. Kac- Mr. Kaz- Mr. Kazimspy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (471, 'Frog Hat', 'It has a cute frog on it', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (472, 'Moriya Frog Hat', 'Big googly eye froge hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (903, 'Haunted', 'Spooky ghosts follow!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665347450);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (901, 'Wombat', 'Multipurpose head wombat', 2, 500, NULL, 1665347408);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (904, 'RIP BOZO', 'Rest in piss faggot', 2, 500, NULL, 1665348882);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (905, 'The Poo', '💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩', 2, 500, NULL, 1665349075);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (910, 'Rocket League', 'Time for car FOOTBALL!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665355493);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (906, 'Lantern head', 'Light your path in inconvenient ways!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665349271);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (900, 'Trapped', '😔😔😔', 2, 500, NULL, 1665343188);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (907, 'Venus Flytrap', 'You''re a bug to this plant!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665350150);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (908, 'Psychedelic', 'Trippy and Pretty!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665350405);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (909, 'Nicholas Cage Vore', 'Face/off', 2, 500, NULL, 1665350658);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (916, 'Blood Rain', 'Mmmmm.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665356178);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (915, 'Top Hat (double rainbow)', 'Double the rainbow double the pride', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665356065);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (473, 'Warning Tape', 'This user is a walking red flag', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (474, 'The Merchant', 'What did he mean by this? 🤔', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (475, 'Stickbug', 'Lookit this lil fella go', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (476, 'Cos Bucket Hat', 'Bitch ima cow', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (477, 'Strawberry Hat', '🍓🍓🍓', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (478, 'Froge Beret', 'On Wednesdays we wear frogs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (480, 'Knitted Hat (blue)', 'Plush. Warm. Ugly. But enough about your mom.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (481, 'Ladies Ornate Hat (black)', 'Elegant!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (482, 'Cowgirl (male)', 'Rootin tootin foid-shootin', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (483, 'Naughty Newsboy', 'Missing. Last seen at ground zero of your local monkeypox outbreak. If found, do NOT touch.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (485, 'This Is Fine', 'Situation normal.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (486, 'Emo Hair II', 'SO CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (487, 'Emo Hair III', 'I write sins not tragedies', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (488, 'Emo Hair IV', 'I''m not okay (I promise)', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (489, 'Emo Hair V', 'Thnks fr th Mmrs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (490, 'Emo Hair VI', 'Cute Without The ''E''', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (491, 'Top Hat (frost)', 'Cool-colored top hat for cool tops only', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (492, 'Top Hat (frilly Victorian)', 'Victorian fashion was HIDEOUS but contemporary spins on it are just lovely', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (493, 'Brown Herringbone Flat Cap', 'TWEED AND SNEED', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (494, 'Skull Boingy Head Things', 'boing 💀 boing 💀 boing 💀', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (495, 'Alligator-Textured Gold Blingy Hat', 'Looks like shit but probably feels real nice', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (496, 'Flower Hat (hot pink)', 'A cute flower hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (497, 'Stinky', 'UH OH! STINKY!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (498, 'Mario Hat (BIPOC)', 'Who could have dropped this?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (499, 'Fart Slave Gear', '12 years a fart slave', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (500, 'Little African Hat', 'Promise not to wear it', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (502, 'Booze Cruisin', 'DRUNK DRIVER RIGHTS ARE TRANS RIGHTS', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (503, 'The Antichrist', 'Weak to Tesla coils', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (505, 'ADIDAS Cap', 'Sacred cultural headpiece for the highest caste of gopnik', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (506, 'The Tim Buckley', 'Is this loss?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (507, 'Gat', 'The ultimate in neo-BTSstanwear', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (511, 'Sam Fisher', 'Four-eyed freak vidya edition', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (512, 'The Buckethead', 'Exactly what it says on the tin', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (513, 'The Sherlock', 'Elemarsey, my dear Watson', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (515, 'Cringe Archivist', '*SNAP* Yep, this one for sure', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (516, 'Madoka', 'Pink-haired retard', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (517, 'Homura', 'Why does the jap have blue eyes', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (519, 'Sakaya', 'omg stop making me look up chinese cartoon characters', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (520, 'Mami', 'Titty ass bitch', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (521, 'VDV Beret', 'something something something Russia', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (522, 'Dr Livesey', 'Dr Soon-To-Be-Dead', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (528, 'Flower Clip', 'A cute flower clip', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (530, 'RENT FREE', 'idek anymore carp whatever you want is fine', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (508, 'Meowth', 'That''s right!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (509, 'Niconico', 'I can''t think of a description, but I''m proud of it', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (510, 'Sneed (Chuck)', 'Subsequently Sneed''s', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (518, 'Kyoko', 'This is seriously her name? Kyoto with a k instead? Hi I''m Philadelkia, son of Dedroit, son of Kansas Citie <_>', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (524, 'Smurf Hat (papa)', 'You think you''re better than all the other smurves', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (529, 'Conehead', 'How do you describe a cone? It''s a cone. It goes on your head.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (523, 'Smurf Hat', 'La la, la la la la', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (525, 'Please Be Autistic I Am Yes', 'Please Be Autistic I Am Yes', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (526, 'No-No Finger', 'Oh no you di-int', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (527, 'Cat Ears (wig)', '~~nya ^-^', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (430, 'Purple Badge', 'Orange ya glad ya didn''t get an orange badge?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (432, 'Orange Badge', 'You''ve betrayed the purple badge.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (435, 'Witch III', 'Submitter called it cursed. He didn''t explain how. It''s cursed I guess? Spoooooooky.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (436, 'robocop', 'You''ll never fuck my ass, Batman', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (450, 'Bluecheck', 'Can''t get verified? Do it yourself!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (452, 'The MF Doom', 'Everyone''s favorite cosplay rapper', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (457, 'Thug Life Beanie', 'The whitest beanie you''ll ever see', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (479, 'Pizza Hut', 'For when ‘good enough'' is enough', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (484, 'Slav-sya', 'Enough about human rights, let''s talk about human wrongs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (501, 'Dancing Marsey', 'Omg she''s so happy lookit her GO', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (504, 'Iron Crown of Lombardy', 'This isn''t Crusader Kings, stop it', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1138, 'Fallout Advanced Power Armour', 'War. War never changes.', 2, 500, NULL, 1673534169);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (902, 'Shovel Knight', 'Cosplay as the shovel man himself!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665347426);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (917, 'Bell Pepper (red)', 'Now you can cosplay as a bell pepper and make mama proud!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665417006);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (911, 'Racecar Hat', 'I sleep in a hat with my wife', 2, 500, NULL, 1665355513);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1149, 'This hat kills fishists', 'This hat is perfect for anyone who loves fishing and has a sense of humor. Whether you’re a an amateur angler or master baiter, you can show off your confidence and charisma with this witty slogan. It is made of cotton and has an adjustable snapback. Order yours today and reel in the compliments!', 2, 500, NULL, 1677730441);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1153, 'Hope Eradicated', 'Who needs friends when you have money?', 2, 500, NULL, 1679346572);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1150, 'Power In Misery', 'Stop wasting company resources by getting killed...', 2, 500, NULL, 1679343066);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (514, 'Glowing', 'Hit me with your car', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1157, 'Divine Light', 'Who has time to enjoy life when you''re making MONEY?!', 2, 500, NULL, 1679347512);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1169, 'Mimic', 'That is NOT a health pack!', 2, 500, NULL, 1679359754);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1167, 'Tattered Rain Hat', 'Old and worn. You''ve never seen it before but it feels nostalgic.', 2, 500, NULL, 1679359347);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1156, 'Traversing the Grid of Death', 'When reaching rock bottom, despicable deeds may seem like a step up...', 2, 500, NULL, 1679347260);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1179, 'Funky Kong', 'Lookin'' good, Kongs! Buckle up and blast off, you''re outta here!', 2, 500, NULL, 1680299069);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1177, 'Majora', 'You''ve met with a terrible fate, haven''t you, chud?', 2, 500, NULL, 1680236118);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1172, 'Marseys Funky Bandana', 'She stole it from a bored ape', 2, 500, NULL, 1680231908);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1171, 'Funky Bandana', 'Oh Yeah!!!!!!', 2, 500, NULL, 1680231489);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1180, 'IMMA FIRIN MUH EGG CRACKER', 'The real space lasers Marjorie Taylor Greene was warning you about', 2, 1000, NULL, 1680982678);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1197, 'Foot', 'pbbbt', 2, 1000, NULL, 1682438947);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1195, 'Beauty Pageant Winner', 'There She Is, Miss America', 2, 500, NULL, 1682377919);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1192, 'Devo', 'Whip it good', 2, 500, NULL, 1682375354);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1191, 'Quieres', 'You want?', 2, 500, NULL, 1682373372);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1190, 'Pussy Hat', '=^._.^=', 2, 500, NULL, 1682291980);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1187, 'Henchman', 'Become a member of The Fluttering Horde', 2, 500, NULL, 1682286809);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1184, 'Princess Beatrice', 'Remember the royal wedding?', 2, 500, NULL, 1682280525);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1183, 'Blossom', 'And she looks like Blossom!', 2, 500, NULL, 1682252248);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1182, 'Friends Frame', 'Could I *be* more of a hat?', 2, 500, NULL, 1682251449);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1198, 'Cumjar filled', 'After months of work, the magnum opus is completed', 2, 500, NULL, 1682742950);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1200, 'Swagger', 'You will never be this cool', 2, 500, NULL, 1683449976);















INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1220, 'Chained Border', '?????', 2, 500, NULL, 1686289778);

INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1213, 'Secret Crack', 'Oh hi… AH', 2, 1000, NULL, 1686288898);





















































INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1256, 'dawnfag', 'I’m too tired to write a description I’m sorry here’s your hat toats', 2, 500, NULL, 1687739873);

INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1289, 'Energy Dome', 'Collects latent Orgone energy and recirculates it into the Medulla Oblongata.', 2, 500, NULL, 1689298931);




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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1104, 'Neurohelmet', 'Saddle up, Mechwarrior!', 2, 500, NULL, 1669751799);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1002, 'Hearty Hands', 'I dont think hands should do that...', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084251);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1003, 'Dragged', 'HELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084272);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (718, 'Literally Me', 'Sving music, jazz? PTOOEY!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663801724);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (719, 'The Matrix', 'The Matrix is an allegory of the transgender experience that you and everyone else got suckered into watching', 2, 1000, NULL, 1663836639);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (720, 'The Matrix Resurrections', 'Wachowski moment', 2, 1000, NULL, 1663836967);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (721, 'Booba2', 'TFW you see Canadian trans teacher with huge knockers', 2, 1000, NULL, 1663861867);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (722, 'Darth Vader Helmet', 'Cool-looking guy from Star Tre', 2, 500, NULL, 1663892277);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (725, 'New Years Glasses', 'Happy New Year!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663892467);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (726, 'Operator', 'This classical variables has been quantized and is now a Hermitian operator on a Hillbert space.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663893198);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (990, 'Grass', 'Ass and cash also accepted.', 2, 500, NULL, 1666508354);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1, 'Ushanka', 'The People''s Hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1004, 'Gimme Hands', 'Give me coin, or give me balls', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084296);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1006, 'Rainbow Dash', 'OMG RAINBOW DASH FROM MLP!?', 2, 500, NULL, 1667168572);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (736, 'Marsey Slime Hat', 'Let this cute little slime marsey climb on your crusty head.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664085993);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (728, 'Kanohi Akaku (Kopaka)', 'Toa of Ice. The obligatory lone wolf character. You''re Lego Sasuke.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969562);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (729, 'Kanohi Kaukau (Gali)', 'Toa of Water. Lmao, you picked the girl one!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969637);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (730, 'Kanohi Miru (Lewa)', 'Toa of Air. You''re the funny one of the group, or maybe you just know that the axe was the coolest weapon.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663969803);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (733, 'Kanohi Ignika', 'The Mask of Life. Matoro died for you, and you''re using your life to shitpost about trans people?', 2, 500, NULL, 1663970127);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (734, 'Kanohi Pakari (Onua)', 'Toa of Earth. The wisdom of the group, but wisdom is useless if you don''t share it. Why is your element separate from Stone? Answer me that, wise guy!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663970191);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (735, 'The Yakub', 'Proof that science has, in fact, gone too far', 2, 500, NULL, 1664054894);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (737, 'Duel Wielding', 'Oh shit you''re packing? My bad carry on', 2, 500, NULL, 1664088304);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (3, 'Cat Ears I', 'Mew :3', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (738, 'Godots Visor', '"An A-press is an A-press, you can''t say it''s only half." - TJ "Henry" Yoshi', 2, 500, NULL, 1664189703);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (741, 'Eazy-E Hat', 'BIPOCs wtih Attitude', 2, 500, NULL, 1664339102);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (743, 'Face Hugger', 'This thing bled acid! Who knows what it''s gonna'' do when it''s dead!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664402395);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (740, 'Sleepy', '...Please... ...Let me sleep... ...A little more... ...Please...', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664285288);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (744, 'Webbed', 'It isn''t cum on your face this time-Happy Halloween', 2, 500, NULL, 1664415784);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (745, 'The Jason', 'Slash away those filthy campers jason-Happy Halloween', 2, 500, NULL, 1664415825);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (746, 'Sawwed', 'Ouch you need an Advil?-Happy Halloween', 2, 500, NULL, 1664415857);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (749, 'Stacked', 'Now you''re cute and delicious.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595845);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (752, 'Gas Mask', 'When the nukes hit you''re first prepared!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595913);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (747, 'Football Helmet', 'For those who want CTE', 2, 500, NULL, 1664589824);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (748, 'Anti-Foid', 'Down with the Necromatriarchy!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664590716);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (755, 'Ski-mask EYES', 'When 2 eyes isn''t enough have 6!-smokey', 2, 500, NULL, 1664600641);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (757, 'Beanie baby tag', 'Now you''re a plush, into the jar with you-parx5', 2, 500, NULL, 1664602656);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (758, 'Target', 'Bullseye!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664604233);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (760, 'Foxy Grandpa', 'Goddamn you are one foxy grandpa-SalaciousWombat', 2, 500, NULL, 1664633035);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (764, 'Generic Religious Figurehead', 'Good morning', 2, 500, NULL, 1664640654);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (762, 'Cthulhu Mask', 'I would kiss that cutie.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664638109);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (763, 'Top Hat (pentagram)', 'mages vs matriarchy headgear', 2, 500, NULL, 1664638170);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (770, 'Shroom head', 'You really went so long without a shower mushrooms grew?', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658333);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (771, 'Escoffion', 'Look dark... AND STYLISH!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658375);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (772, 'Attifet', 'You''re a European woman in the 1600s??', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658421);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (774, 'French Fries', 'Now your salty and tasty!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658675);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (775, 'Condiment Top', 'Now you can squirt out tasty condiments!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664658867);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (767, 'bleh', 'froggy go “bleh”', 2, 500, NULL, 1664646019);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (768, 'PLAYER 1', 'you only have 2 lives left oop', 2, 500, NULL, 1664646508);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (783, 'A Beautiful Mind', 'Or a euphemism for schizophrenia', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664825990);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (784, 'Yolo swag 420 rekt', 'Also known as the epilepsy inducer', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664826603);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (782, 'Fatass minecrap streamer mask', 'I suck his dick / for hours at a time / stare at his nutsack / while I hold back my cum tonite', 2, 500, NULL, 1664768706);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (777, 'Fat and Stinky Visor', 'Why would you put those pins on a visor?!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664683498);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (778, 'Coke Jail', 'You drank pepsi, to coke jail with you.-CocaColaMan', 2, 500, NULL, 1664727469);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (779, 'nemean lion hood', 'Like a true roman, wear a lion!-gudi', 2, 500, NULL, 1664728578);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (780, 'Winged Hussar', 'To battle with wings on your head!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664731432);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (786, 'Ricks hair', 'Wubba lubba dub dub', 2, 500, NULL, 1664930047);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (781, 'BTC', 'Only wear this if you''re worth billions.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664750970);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (803, 'BERSERKER HELM', 'BERSERKER HELM', 2, 500, NULL, 1665088512);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (790, 'LGBTUSSR Officer Hat 2', 'Be fascist and GAYYY!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664994701);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (793, 'Pornhub', 'We all know why you bought this...', 2, 500, NULL, 1664995981);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (795, 'Ass Eater', 'Good announcement, now show us eating yours.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664996448);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (796, 'Pinhead Mask', 'Your mask is a bit... small.-Happy Halloween!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664997385);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (801, 'Ramen', 'Eatin'' ramen, watchin'' ramen, bein'' ramen', 2, 500, NULL, 1665000479);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (804, 'TF2 Stacked', 'Why wear one hat when you can wear 3!-momomo', 2, 500, NULL, 1665102373);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (806, 'Lotus', 'Now you look and smell pretty like a lotus!-sarah', 2, 500, NULL, 1665103737);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (797, 'Happy Halloween', '🦇 a spooopy title for you 🎃', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998497);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (798, 'BOO', '👻 floating little baby ghosties …… BOO!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998569);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (799, 'Boobies', 'sorry no, not those kind of boobies', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998710);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (800, 'Peekaboo', 'this little guy will watch over you, just remember to feed him!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664998845);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1103, 'The MacArthur', 'Fuck you Truman you fucking communist', 2, 500, NULL, 1669320357);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (723, 'Hohol', 'Мій предок :)', 2, 500, NULL, 1663892328);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (982, 'Pochita', 'Friendly chainsaw devil hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1666467185);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1136, 'Sonichu', 'Go! Sonichu! Go out and zap to the extreme!', 2, 500, NULL, 1673117074);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (750, 'Cave Man', 'UNGA BUNGA UNGA BUNGA OOO OOO', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595865);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (753, 'Doom Guy', 'RIP AND TEAR', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595933);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (991, 'Clocked', 'No hun don''t worry you totally pass', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666508772);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1139, 'Lunar New Year', '新年快乐!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1673554101);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (974, 'Kitsune Mask I', 'Some weeb furry shit idfk', 2, 500, NULL, 1666459502);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (807, 'The Capy', 'You''re the chosen one! No one can hurt you!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665104052);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1007, 'Red Halloween Mask', 'Worth a month’s rent, or just being a Top 10 Gigavaxxer or Zigger during Homoween 2022.', 2, 0, NULL, 1667274742);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1000, 'BADASS DAD', 'A hat for the BADASS dads!', 2, 500, NULL, 1667083950);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1005, 'The BIRD', 'FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, ANDDDDDD FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU', 2, 500, NULL, 1667084316);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1140, 'Yiff In Hell', 'Translation: "I''m really desperate for social acceptance."', 2, 500, NULL, 1674463260);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1141, 'NCR Ranger Helmet', '"Patrolling the rdrama almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"', 2, 500, NULL, 1675539483);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1144, 'Venom', '"We, are Venom"', 2, 500, NULL, 1675890800);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1146, 'Cum2', 'For the sexy people that need cummed on!! Smoother Cum', 2, 1000, NULL, 1676691570);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1145, 'Cum', 'For the sexy people that need cummed on!!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1676690971);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (965, 'FDJ', '"Jetzt bin ich ein Freier Deutsche Jugendfunktionär"', 2, 500, NULL, 1665686729);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (969, 'Elite Pedo Sniper', 'The shemagh gives you +10 accuracy', 2, 500, NULL, 1665817338);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (933, 'Rascal', 'See this person 3 times and they have to give you something-Minecraft MV22', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434625);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (966, 'Noble 6 helmet', 'Alive in a cave in Azod, Reach,', 2, 500, NULL, 1665691416);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (967, 'Punished Snake', 'What are we, some kind of "metal gear V The Phantom Pain?"', 2, 500, NULL, 1665704742);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (912, 'EldenRing', 'Finally the elden lord!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665355539);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (918, 'Bell pepper (green)', 'Why would you choose the WORST bell pepper??', 2, 500, NULL, 1665417034);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (919, 'Bell pepper (yellow)', 'Not the worst bell pepper, not the best. Perfectly balanced.', 2, 500, NULL, 1665417061);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (920, 'corvo attano mask', 'Time to get stealthy', 2, 500, NULL, 1665422211);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (924, 'Duel Wielding 2', 'Duel Wielding in style!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665428048);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (925, 'USA', 'Show off your America pride!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665428183);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (926, 'TV', 'Look ma''! Im on the tele!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665428714);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (92, 'Top Hat (black)', 'Traditional. Classy. Elegant.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (927, 'Wizard', 'You''re a wizard harry!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665429019);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (928, 'astolfo 1', 'Anime weeb lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1665433824);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (930, 'Afonso 3', 'ATGs cunt bf', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434079);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (931, 'Nose', 'That''s one big SNIFFER', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434351);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (932, 'Sniffer', 'Awaken this ancient dinosaur and put it on your head!-Minecraft MV22', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434600);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (934, 'Tuff Golem', 'Let this little guy show off how cool you are-Minecraft MV22', 2, 500, NULL, 1665434655);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (935, 'Proud Virgin', 'You should be proud to be a virgin!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665535261);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (939, 'Xanax bar', 'When you''re down or sad take a xannex!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665536735);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (940, 'Walter white', 'COOK WITH ME JESSIE', 2, 500, NULL, 1665536970);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (943, 'Tawhid Finger I', 'Praise the one above', 2, 500, NULL, 1665539751);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (944, 'Tawhid Finger II', 'This is for you lord!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665539936);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (946, 'I love STIMS', 'Gotta love stimulants!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665605747);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (947, 'Red Ducky', 'You gotta love this cute hat!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665607061);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (948, 'Imperial Japan', 'BE PART OF IMPERIAL ARMY NOW', 2, 500, NULL, 1665609099);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (952, 'Italian Sin', 'ITALIANS ATTACK', 2, 500, NULL, 1665615049);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (954, 'Bowl', 'GET OUT OF THE BOWL', 2, 500, NULL, 1665615343);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (955, 'Gambler', 'PLAY THIS MAN IN BLACK JACK NOW', 2, 500, NULL, 1665615565);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (890, 'Starfall', 'What a stary night!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665340169);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (888, 'Balloons I', '99 luftballons', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665339993);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (889, 'Balloons II', 'Upular (LOOK THIS SONG UP IT IS SO GOOD)', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665340023);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (963, 'Buried', 'You''re buried in sand?! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?', 2, 500, NULL, 1665616459);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (968, 'Bloody Tusks', '🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘', 2, 500, NULL, 1665728710);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (923, 'Bartman', 'Have a cow idfc', 2, 500, NULL, 1665425863);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (980, 'Homoween 2022', 'HAPPY HOMOWEEN 2022, COCKTOBER 31ST BABY 🎉', 2, 0, NULL, 1666466571);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (970, 'CCCP', 'Reserved for communists, patriots and comrades of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.', 2, 500, NULL, 1666408651);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (978, 'Glitch 2', 'OOOooo that don''t look good. Better go get that fixed.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666462293);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (979, 'Evil Eye', 'The eternal eye has opened', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666462388);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (971, 'DOOT DOOT', 'thank you for the hat mr skeltal', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666458989);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (976, 'Bloody Eyes', 'Eldritch headgear', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666462111);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (977, 'Glitch 1', 'Stop punching the monitor, Kyle', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666462267);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (714, 'Captain Falcon', 'The chad that every smash player wanted to imitate, if only his moveset included a shower.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663474615);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (715, 'Inspector Gadget', '"Go go Gadget Brown Bricks!"', 2, 500, NULL, 1663477536);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (724, 'Spartan Helmet', 'THIS IS SPARTA!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663892367);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (983, 'MLP Tiara', 'A tiara for everypony!', 2, 500, NULL, 1666468737);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (998, 'The Miracle of Birth', 'Relive your birthday!', 2, 500, NULL, 1666908681);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (751, 'Butter', 'Southern-fried and full of love.', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595886);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (754, 'Crusader helmet', 'RETAKE THE HOLY LAND!', 2, 500, NULL, 1664595954);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (996, 'Kerfus', 'Nie wkładaj kutasa do elementów ruchomych maszyny.', 2, 500, NULL, 1666733127);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (766, 'book', 'i can read! heheh', 2, 500, NULL, 1664645746);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (997, 'Spermitarian', '2 lil troopers!', 2, 500, NULL, 1666742226);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (787, 'Turban', 'Turban with Bindi Dot (Namaste)', 2, 500, NULL, 1664980060);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (788, 'LGBTUSSR Officer Hat', 'Rule with an iron fist... And use that iron fist for more than ruling ;)', 2, 1000, NULL, 1664994148);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (993, 'Autumn Leaves', 'we call it fall becoz leaf fall down p:', 2, 1000, NULL, 1666729982);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (808, 'The Capy 2', 'The drippiest and pimpiest capybara out there.', 2, 500, NULL, 1665104484);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1001, 'Uzi', '*Italian noises*', 2, 500, NULL, 1667083976);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1010, 'WallStreetBets', 'stonks', 2, 1000, NULL, 1667402952);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (676, 'Kepi', 'Army cap for those unlucky enough to be French', 2, 500, NULL, 1663303083);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (678, 'Turkroach', 'Come on Carp this one''s hilarious. It''s semi transparent to clarify', 2, 500, NULL, 1663305640);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (679, 'Judge Dredd', 'THIS USER IS THE LAW', 2, 500, NULL, 1663309533);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (680, 'Hat Stack', 'You are as presumptuous as you are poor and Irish. Challenge not the majesty of my tower of hats.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663310312);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (809, 'Neon cat', 'Nya~ Nya for the neon cat!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665107083);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (813, 'Oni mask 1', 'A scary demonic spirit from japan!? Fucking weeb', 2, 500, NULL, 1665187283);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (814, 'Oni mask 2', 'Time to get funky, Japanese style.', 2, 500, NULL, 1665187310);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (684, 'cans dot wav', 'I am your host, the man they call Ghost.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663378616);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (685, 'The Lawlz II', 'Ben 10 aficionado and connoisseur.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663400628);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (815, 'Top Hat (WPD)', 'A trans-dimensional crossover hat from rDrama’s much cooler big brother', 2, 500, NULL, 1665188158);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (686, 'Pingas', 'Snooping as usual, I see!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663400760);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (687, 'Robbie Rotten', 'Number one hairstyle!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663400876);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (23, 'Cowboy I', 'Make him wish he could quit you', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (688, 'Stephanie', 'I am not a creep. It was the third image result when I googled "Robbie Rotten hair png"', 2, 500, NULL, 1663400979);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (816, 'Impaled', 'Guess you''re not a vampire.', 2, 500, NULL, 1665188791);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (689, 'Sportacus', 'Official mascot of /h/fatpeoplehate', 2, 500, NULL, 1663401163);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (681, 'Avatar State', 'But when the world needed him most, the Dramatar vanished', 2, 500, NULL, 1663357705);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (682, 'Vampire Mask', 'Totally a current member of House Vampire', 2, 500, NULL, 1663368597);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (817, 'Cyborg', 'Hey do you know the terminator?', 2, 500, NULL, 1665188940);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (818, 'Jarhead', 'What every elden lord needs... A JAR', 2, 500, NULL, 1665189072);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (822, 'Spyglass', 'LAND HOEE', 2, 500, NULL, 1665189991);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (824, 'Hokage', 'You''re finally the HOKAGE!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665190384);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (825, 'Squash', 'Goofy ahh squash on your zombie head.', 2, 500, NULL, 1665190923);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (827, 'Dragon', 'The official hat for @RagnarDanneskjold! Vote Rangar for jannie 2022!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665197323);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (829, 'Femboy', 'Aww what a cute girl! ... Why does "she" have a dick', 2, 500, NULL, 1665255610);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (831, 'On fire', 'HOLY SHIT DUDE YOU''RE ON FIRE.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665259064);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (832, 'Flowing Petals', 'You look so cute as the petals fall.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665259202);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (833, 'Butterflies', 'You give me butterflies...', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665259809);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (834, 'Third Eyes', 'OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665259830);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (836, 'BUBBLES', 'AHHH YEAH LETS GOOO BUBBLE TIMES', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665259869);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (838, 'Bats', 'Closest you''ll ever be to batman.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665260209);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (839, 'Confetti', 'WOOOO you must be special you have confetti!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665260585);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (840, 'Crawling spider', 'AHHH SPIDER HIT IT', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665260749);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (842, 'Cursor', 'You should click this users profile!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665260982);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (699, 'Gendo', '"Get in the fucking robot, Marsey."', 2, 500, NULL, 1663431457);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (698, 'Osama', 'Did you ever see that picture of the bin Laden family in the 70''s?', 2, 500, NULL, 1663431148);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (690, 'Dragon Ball Scouter', 'It''s Over 9000!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663428978);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (695, 'Keep Yourself Safe', 'Clicking the "Get Them Help" button is too difficult', 2, 1000, NULL, 1663430574);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (696, 'YoloSwagStudios', 'A parody of The Onion''s cartoonist? Sure, why not.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663430838);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (697, 'Communist Propaganda Poster', 'Marsey Lovers of the world, unite!', 2, 500, NULL, 1663430940);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (700, 'Tariq Nasneed', '"take the thong out yo bussy, playa" -The Buck Breaker, 2020', 2, 500, NULL, 1663431707);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (701, 'Crusader Kings II Theocratic Emperor', 'Pope Glitterhoof ''the Pious'' died horsing around.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663432063);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (702, 'Crusader Kings II Iqta Emperor', 'Four wives. No inheritance issues. Yearly Ramadan. What''s not to love? Inshallah.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663432349);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (703, 'Crusader Kings II Feudal Emperor', '"No one told me I''d lose my tribal levies upon government change..."', 2, 500, NULL, 1663432506);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (704, 'Crusader Kings II Merchant-Republic Emperor', '"You are the Grand Prince of the Principality. The Master Manipulator. The Man behind the curtain. You are... currently losing the Patrician Elective..."', 2, 500, NULL, 1663433054);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (705, 'Crusader Kings II Imperial Emperor', '"Why do all my runs end in restoring the Roman Empire?"', 2, 500, NULL, 1663433156);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (706, 'Dolan', 'Gooby pls', 2, 500, NULL, 1663433251);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (707, 'Live Tucker Reaction', 'Your look of concerned bewilderment will outrage millions.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663433476);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (710, 'Neuron activation', 'Once the autism awakened, it never went away.', 2, 500, NULL, 1663433999);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (711, 'Penguin Classics', 'Required Reading', 2, 500, NULL, 1663434089);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (713, 'Marseyrain', 'Gloomy day, hope the weather clears up', 2, 500, NULL, 1663439931);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (2, 'Fur Hat', 'The first step on your path to fursuit ownership', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (4, 'Cat Ears II', 'Meow :3', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (5, 'Playboy Bunny', 'Will this bring daddy back?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (6, 'Macaroni', 'Get it? Like the song lol', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (7, 'Pirate', 'BUTT pirate', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (8, 'Pirate Captain', 'Like a regular butt pirate, but for tops only', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (9, 'Dreads', 'Finally, an excuse for poor hygiene', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (10, 'The XXXTentacion', 'Pay homage to your favorite dead criminal!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (12, 'The Elvis', 'Remember when this dude nailed a 13-year-old?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (13, 'Gussy Hat', 'Let everyone know that you''re NOT a rapist. Honest.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1008, 'Time for Chili', 'You''re just mad because there''s no clock in your hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1667342600);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (972, 'Evil Pumpkin', 'Rrrrrrrrrr!', 2, 500, NULL, 1666459022);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (984, 'ICEED', 'Something about Coldtwinge on WPD?', 2, 500, NULL, 1666473550);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (874, 'Carp', 'My 100th hat and a Thank you to carp. Now 150 more!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665272718);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (415, 'WANTED', 'Dangerous thought criminal. Wanted DEAD ONLY.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (544, 'Train Conductor', 'It’s MY neurodivergence and I get to choose the special interest', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (554, 'Clop', 'DM me for MLP clop ERP', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (561, 'The Lawlz', 'Have Max the Dog join you on your PFP. Rest in paradise king!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (551, 'Soyjak Pointing', ':O Dude dude DUDE! Look at this user :OOOOOO', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (267, 'Furry Marsey', 'Never forget that Marsey is a furry OC and this site is themed around fanart of her', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (276, 'Conscience', 'i can be yuor angle or your devil', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (549, 'The Bumper Sticker', 'Turn yourself into a legal liability that could threaten the very site itself!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (311, 'The Lucas Roberts', '#DropKiwiFarms #MandatoryHRTForAllKids', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (317, 'AI-Generated Hat', 'Stable Diffusion recommended a 10k price point for this 🤔', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (329, 'Behind Bars', 'Uh oh, someone forgot to say In Minecraft', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (330, 'Panzer Driver', 'No war crimes here, just tanks!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (331, 'Ghostly Gibus', '(achievement item: not tradable or marketable)', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (337, 'The Tim Pool', 'No one can make fun of you for being bald if you never ever ever ever take it off', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (221, 'Wolf Ears I', 'OwO what''s this?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (277, 'Cool Wine Aunt', 'It''s pruno, don''t pretend you''re fancy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (284, 'The Gary Plauche', 'We can''t expect God to do all the work', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (231, 'Egg', 'Uh oh, someone''s got egg on his/her/their/xer/spiderself''s face', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (233, 'Player One', 'Mom says it''s my turn!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (234, 'Okapi', 'Big throbbing okapi cock 🤤', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (235, 'Emo Hair I', '''''Rawr'''' means ''''I love you'''' in Dinosaur :3', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (236, 'Ram Horns', 'Not quite sure what a ram is tbh but here are its horns. Like is it a boy sheep? A goat? Some animal of its own? Who knows!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (238, 'Pinhead', 'Dirty Dan''s best friend', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (239, 'Mojo Jojo', 'I once knew a Mexican dude named Nick who pronounced Mojo Jojo as mohohoho', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (240, 'Backstabbed', 'I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Rodh-- ack!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (241, 'The Garry_Chess', 'I AM A DOCTOR I AM IMPORTANT HURRDURR', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (243, 'Night Cap', 'Imagine putting a fucking :marseytom: hat on before bed lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (244, 'Anime I', 'YIKES! CRINGE!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (245, 'The Brianna Laundrie', 'RIP Brianna and RIP r/FriendsOfBrian', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (246, 'Lains Bear Kigurumi', 'And you don''t seem to understand / A shame, you seemed an honest man', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (248, 'Furfag Pride', 'We`re here, we fuck animals get used to it.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (249, 'why', 'BOOHOO NIGGA', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (250, 'Grass Toucher', 'Makes you immune to being told to touch grass', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (251, 'Napoleon', 'Liberté, ordre public', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (252, 'Average rDrama Hat Designer', 'USE THE FUCKING TEMPLATE', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (254, 'Three Lil Marseys', 'It''s three Marseys. They''re little. What more do you want from me here?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (255, 'KN95 Mask', 'We are all in this together. If you are serious about flattening the curve, you will wear this.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (257, 'Umbreon Ears', 'For legal reasons, we cannot actually call these Umbreon Ears. Please refer to them as something else.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
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INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (261, 'Journoid Scum', 'The wearer of this hat was coming right for you, I saw it. The shooting was purely self-defense.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (262, 'Delicious Feet', 'feet > bussy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (344, 'Slava Ukraini', 'Slava Ukraini!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (345, 'Gigachad Mask', 'Average rDrama user', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (346, 'Pumpkin Remains', 'A gory pumpkin scalp', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (347, 'Peek-A-Boo Marsey', 'AAAAHHH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GETITOFF AAAAAAHHHHHHH', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (348, 'Hazmat Suit', 'Standard-issue PPE for wading through the cesspit that is rDrama', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (349, 'Cat Ears (wiggly)', 'MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (350, 'Marionette Strings', 'Dance, puppet, dance', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (351, 'PaRappa Beanie', 'This is technically a furry item fyi', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (353, 'Double Ds (hat)', 'double deez nuts lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (354, 'SNIFFED', 'Extremely uncomfortable for almost everyone involved', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (356, 'Santa Hat I', 'Frozen Frozen Frozen (like ho ho ho get it), merry Fistmas!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (357, 'Scumbag Steve', '>comes to your gay poz mixer >wears a rubber', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (358, 'Umbrella Hat', 'Covered in dirty yellow and white streaks', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (359, 'Ridin With Biden', 'You ridin''?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (360, 'NFT', 'Right clicking is STRICTLY prohibited', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (361, 'The Bog', 'Will you take the call?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (362, 'Googly Eyes', 'My eyes are up here', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (363, 'Kanohi Hau', 'A description was not provided but google says it''s a Bionicle thing. I think those are like Legos. Mysterious Lego mask oooooooh', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (364, 'The Yugi', 'Children''s card game world champ', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (365, 'Maid Cap', 'CLEAN IT UP MAID 🤣 FOR A RESPECTABLE WAGE 🤣🤣🤣', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (366, 'BLACKED', 'You were built for BBC', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (368, 'Wonder Tiara', '(Lynda Carter''s version, of course)', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (369, 'Fisherman Hat', 'The text is completely indecipherable at this scale. I have no idea if that makes it worthless or adds to the joke.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (370, 'Crosshair', 'You deserve this.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (371, 'DONT CARE DIDNT ASK YOUR WHITE', 'DONT CARE + DIDNT ASK + YOUR WHITE', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (372, 'Dragonborn', 'Dragon Shout: FEED/AND/SEED', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (373, 'Sun Hat III', 'So many sun hats to choose from, so little sun.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (374, 'Anglerfish', 'It''s not Snoo''s scalp. Stop asking that.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (375, 'Nun Headpiece', 'Bandeau and veil, coif not included', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (376, 'Colovian Fur Helm', 'NOT for n''wahs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (377, 'Booze Cruise', 'Drunk driver rights are human rights', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (378, 'Son of the Mask Mask', 'Don''t ya just LOVE Homoween?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (379, 'Bananahead', 'This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (626, 'Pedo Sniper', 'Ready, aim...', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (381, 'Panty Raid (pink)', 'Are ya feeling it now Mr. Krabs?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (382, 'Panty Raid (red)', 'Are ya feeling it now Mr. Krabs?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (383, 'Panty Raid (white)', 'Are ya feeling it now Mr. Krabs?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (384, 'Head Crab', 'It''s a crab. For your head.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (386, 'Curts New Hat', 'Have you *seen* it?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (387, 'Gray Cowl of Nocturnal', 'Capital!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (388, 'Tricorne', 'This hat is for TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOTS only', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (404, 'Knight Helmet', 'kNIGht 🤗', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1132, 'USDA inspector', 'they''re still a glowie, despite the unthreatening appearance. don''t let them inspect your food.', 2, 500, NULL, 1672455409);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (892, 'sailor moon peek', 'Really?', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665340406);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (352, 'John Deere Hat', 'She (male) thinks my tractor''s sexy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (355, 'Chef Hat', 'Cloudflare just bent the knee and I''m nauseated and don''t feel like writing descriptions for hats sorry', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (392, 'Chris-Chan', 'Hat to the extreme!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (393, 'Bunny Buttons', 'Byo requested this one but I''m honestly not even sure what it is', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (394, 'ROFLcopter', 'Lollerskates', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (395, 'Whirly Tard Hat (animated)', 'This one spins omg', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (412, 'The Klenny', '🤣👍', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (422, 'Booba', 'O_O', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (409, 'AI Core', 'Thought this said AL Core for a minute like Al gore but no it''s ai like the robot thing and apparently it''s from a vidya so here we go description done 🤌', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (424, 'Pearl Clutcher', 'REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (462, 'Rasta Hat', 'Jah bless', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1133, 'Singapore Flag', 'Ranked the world''s most expensive city to live in 8 times in the past decade', 2, 1000, NULL, 1672773592);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1134, 'Hot headed', 'Damn you need to cool down bro.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1672981389);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1135, 'Qanon', 'wiggawigga fellow PATRIOT!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1673112507);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (416, 'Monopoly Hat', 'Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200 coin.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (895, 'Target practice', 'KEEP SHOOTING TILL THE BEAST IS DEAD', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341399);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (896, 'Cheers', 'HOORAY! All hail the special one!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341566);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (897, 'Patrick Lick', 'You taste sweet', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341627);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (898, 'Make It Rain', 'It is raining.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665341752);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (899, 'Wise mystical tree', 'Things about get wise and freaky', 2, 500, NULL, 1665342497);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (398, 'The Catman', 'This counts as a fursuit', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (401, 'Current Thing (oppose)', 'Denazify Ukraine!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (402, 'T-34 Tank', 'For denazification purposes', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (403, 'Weatherman', 'Glad I could help', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (405, 'Israeli Friend Pins', 'If any man shall adore the beast and his image, and receive his character in his forehead, or in his hand.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (407, 'Top Hat (black glitter)', 'Be careful not to rub this against anything', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (410, 'Retro Snapchat Thot', 'Heckin good pupperino', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (411, 'The Goatse', 'Open wide!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (418, 'Bass Pro', 'Of course I cum fast, I got fish to catch!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (420, '2070s Hat', 'State-enforced homosexuality. Teaching JavaScript to refugees. The flyest headwear. Bring on the Paradigm Shift.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (413, 'Retro Brimstone', 'Look man if you''re gonna submit old vidya imagery as hats I need to know what it IS so I can write descriptions', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (423, 'Dramautist Jar Project', 'Wh-what''s going on? Why am I in here?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (417, 'Monopoly Thimble', 'Just the right size for your dick huh', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (425, 'Girlboss', '#GASLIGHT #GATEKEEP #GIRLBOSS', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (426, 'Gold Badge', 'You did so well. You deserve yourself.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (427, 'Silver Badge', 'First loser', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (428, 'Green Badge', 'Winner of the 20XX Farmers Choice Award', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (429, 'Red Badge', 'The red badge of bussy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (431, 'Blue Badgr', 'I blue myself', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (433, 'R2D2', '[unintelligible whirring and beeping]', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (434, 'Gay Fawkes Mask', 'Buy curtains, Buy a dog. We are legging. Accept us.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (437, 'Cigar', 'Sometimes s cigar is just a cigar. Not this time, though. This is clearly about craving dick in your mouth.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (438, 'Conquistador', 'Sorry, but the human sacrifice stops NOW.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (439, 'Pumpkin', 'Spowoky Owoky Puwumpykin', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (440, 'Jester Hat (Mardi Gras)', 'YOU Tuesday', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (441, 'Jester Hat (red and blue)', 'Jingle jingle', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (442, 'Jester Hat (blue and purple)', 'Hand wash only', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (443, 'The Ricardo Milos', '✨Iconic✨', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (444, 'The Awoo', 'This is (not) Cirno', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (445, 'Krusty Krew', 'KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA. IS THE PIZZA. FOR YOU AND ME.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (446, 'Sutton Woo Helmet', 'What a neat helmet. Why would someone leave it lying on the ground?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (447, 'Cosmonaut Helmet', 'Yuri Gagarsey, hero of the Soviet Union!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (448, 'The Pizzashill', 'WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (449, 'Handmaids Bonnet', 'Wear this to protest the ban on infanticide', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (451, 'Influencer', 'Sweet, faceless validation', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (453, 'Top Hat (fancy)', 'Shallow and pedantic, if you ask me. It insists upon itself', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (454, 'Jaguar Warrior', 'The human sacrifices will continue until morale improves', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (455, 'Marsey Brainhat', 'Just two brainlets, hanging out', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (456, 'Black Crown', 'Black crowns matter', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (458, 'Mario Raccoon', 'BING BING RACCOON', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (459, 'Eggscellent Hat', '🥚 lmao', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (367, 'Burning Flames Team Captain', 'Yeah I''m hot shit, could you tell?', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (460, 'Edelgard Hair', 'Please report anyone with this hat to @carpathianflorist for weeb eradication', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (380, 'Witch (Wizard) Hat', 'STOP ASKING WHY I DON''T USE MAGIC TO CHANGE MY GENDER', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (385, 'Magician Hat', 'It''s not just animated so we can charge more for it. Really!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (389, 'BIG MAD', 'Positively seething', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (390, 'Nervous Sweating', 'oshit >mfw', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (391, 'Sparkles', '✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (461, 'Gothic Lolita', 'Dark and brooding. Not very brooding, actually. But dark.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (463, 'Sheep Horns', 'For the horniest of sheep', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (464, 'Luffy Hat', 'Stretchy pirate weebshit guy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (465, 'Thin Film Interference Hat', 'Like that movie with the time machine car', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (466, 'BANNED stamp', 'One time at banned stamp I', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (467, 'Minecraft', 'It is impossible to fedpost with this hat on', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (468, 'Brimless Yankee', 'The finest team of juicers money can buy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (469, 'The Kiwi', 'Wearing this constitutes a hate crime in most developed countries', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (470, 'The Mathematician', 'Special delivery from Mr. Kac- Mr. Kaz- Mr. Kazimspy', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (471, 'Frog Hat', 'It has a cute frog on it', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (472, 'Moriya Frog Hat', 'Big googly eye froge hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (903, 'Haunted', 'Spooky ghosts follow!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665347450);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (901, 'Wombat', 'Multipurpose head wombat', 2, 500, NULL, 1665347408);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (904, 'RIP BOZO', 'Rest in piss faggot', 2, 500, NULL, 1665348882);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (905, 'The Poo', '💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩', 2, 500, NULL, 1665349075);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (910, 'Rocket League', 'Time for car FOOTBALL!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665355493);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (906, 'Lantern head', 'Light your path in inconvenient ways!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665349271);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (900, 'Trapped', '😔😔😔', 2, 500, NULL, 1665343188);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (907, 'Venus Flytrap', 'You''re a bug to this plant!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665350150);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (908, 'Psychedelic', 'Trippy and Pretty!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665350405);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (909, 'Nicholas Cage Vore', 'Face/off', 2, 500, NULL, 1665350658);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (916, 'Blood Rain', 'Mmmmm.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665356178);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (915, 'Top Hat (double rainbow)', 'Double the rainbow double the pride', 2, 1000, NULL, 1665356065);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (473, 'Warning Tape', 'This user is a walking red flag', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (474, 'The Merchant', 'What did he mean by this? 🤔', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (475, 'Stickbug', 'Lookit this lil fella go', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (476, 'Cos Bucket Hat', 'Bitch ima cow', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (477, 'Strawberry Hat', '🍓🍓🍓', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (478, 'Froge Beret', 'On Wednesdays we wear frogs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (480, 'Knitted Hat (blue)', 'Plush. Warm. Ugly. But enough about your mom.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (481, 'Ladies Ornate Hat (black)', 'Elegant!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (482, 'Cowgirl (male)', 'Rootin tootin foid-shootin', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (483, 'Naughty Newsboy', 'Missing. Last seen at ground zero of your local monkeypox outbreak. If found, do NOT touch.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (485, 'This Is Fine', 'Situation normal.', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (486, 'Emo Hair II', 'SO CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (487, 'Emo Hair III', 'I write sins not tragedies', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (488, 'Emo Hair IV', 'I''m not okay (I promise)', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (489, 'Emo Hair V', 'Thnks fr th Mmrs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (490, 'Emo Hair VI', 'Cute Without The ''E''', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (491, 'Top Hat (frost)', 'Cool-colored top hat for cool tops only', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (492, 'Top Hat (frilly Victorian)', 'Victorian fashion was HIDEOUS but contemporary spins on it are just lovely', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (493, 'Brown Herringbone Flat Cap', 'TWEED AND SNEED', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (494, 'Skull Boingy Head Things', 'boing 💀 boing 💀 boing 💀', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (495, 'Alligator-Textured Gold Blingy Hat', 'Looks like shit but probably feels real nice', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (496, 'Flower Hat (hot pink)', 'A cute flower hat', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (497, 'Stinky', 'UH OH! STINKY!', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (498, 'Mario Hat (BIPOC)', 'Who could have dropped this?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (499, 'Fart Slave Gear', '12 years a fart slave', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (500, 'Little African Hat', 'Promise not to wear it', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (502, 'Booze Cruisin', 'DRUNK DRIVER RIGHTS ARE TRANS RIGHTS', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (503, 'The Antichrist', 'Weak to Tesla coils', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (505, 'ADIDAS Cap', 'Sacred cultural headpiece for the highest caste of gopnik', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (506, 'The Tim Buckley', 'Is this loss?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (507, 'Gat', 'The ultimate in neo-BTSstanwear', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (511, 'Sam Fisher', 'Four-eyed freak vidya edition', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (512, 'The Buckethead', 'Exactly what it says on the tin', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (513, 'The Sherlock', 'Elemarsey, my dear Watson', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (515, 'Cringe Archivist', '*SNAP* Yep, this one for sure', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (516, 'Madoka', 'Pink-haired retard', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (517, 'Homura', 'Why does the jap have blue eyes', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (519, 'Sakaya', 'omg stop making me look up chinese cartoon characters', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (520, 'Mami', 'Titty ass bitch', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (521, 'VDV Beret', 'something something something Russia', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (522, 'Dr Livesey', 'Dr Soon-To-Be-Dead', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (528, 'Flower Clip', 'A cute flower clip', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (530, 'RENT FREE', 'idek anymore carp whatever you want is fine', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (508, 'Meowth', 'That''s right!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (509, 'Niconico', 'I can''t think of a description, but I''m proud of it', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (510, 'Sneed (Chuck)', 'Subsequently Sneed''s', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (518, 'Kyoko', 'This is seriously her name? Kyoto with a k instead? Hi I''m Philadelkia, son of Dedroit, son of Kansas Citie <_>', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (524, 'Smurf Hat (papa)', 'You think you''re better than all the other smurves', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (529, 'Conehead', 'How do you describe a cone? It''s a cone. It goes on your head.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (523, 'Smurf Hat', 'La la, la la la la', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (525, 'Please Be Autistic I Am Yes', 'Please Be Autistic I Am Yes', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (526, 'No-No Finger', 'Oh no you di-int', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (527, 'Cat Ears (wig)', '~~nya ^-^', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (430, 'Purple Badge', 'Orange ya glad ya didn''t get an orange badge?', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (432, 'Orange Badge', 'You''ve betrayed the purple badge.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (435, 'Witch III', 'Submitter called it cursed. He didn''t explain how. It''s cursed I guess? Spoooooooky.', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (436, 'robocop', 'You''ll never fuck my ass, Batman', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (450, 'Bluecheck', 'Can''t get verified? Do it yourself!', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (452, 'The MF Doom', 'Everyone''s favorite cosplay rapper', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (457, 'Thug Life Beanie', 'The whitest beanie you''ll ever see', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (479, 'Pizza Hut', 'For when ‘good enough'' is enough', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (484, 'Slav-sya', 'Enough about human rights, let''s talk about human wrongs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (501, 'Dancing Marsey', 'Omg she''s so happy lookit her GO', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (504, 'Iron Crown of Lombardy', 'This isn''t Crusader Kings, stop it', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1138, 'Fallout Advanced Power Armour', 'War. War never changes.', 2, 500, NULL, 1673534169);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (902, 'Shovel Knight', 'Cosplay as the shovel man himself!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665347426);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (917, 'Bell Pepper (red)', 'Now you can cosplay as a bell pepper and make mama proud!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665417006);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (911, 'Racecar Hat', 'I sleep in a hat with my wife', 2, 500, NULL, 1665355513);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1149, 'This hat kills fishists', 'This hat is perfect for anyone who loves fishing and has a sense of humor. Whether you’re a an amateur angler or master baiter, you can show off your confidence and charisma with this witty slogan. It is made of cotton and has an adjustable snapback. Order yours today and reel in the compliments!', 2, 500, NULL, 1677730441);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1153, 'Hope Eradicated', 'Who needs friends when you have money?', 2, 500, NULL, 1679346572);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1150, 'Power In Misery', 'Stop wasting company resources by getting killed...', 2, 500, NULL, 1679343066);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (514, 'Glowing', 'Hit me with your car', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1157, 'Divine Light', 'Who has time to enjoy life when you''re making MONEY?!', 2, 500, NULL, 1679347512);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1155, 'Flesh Automaton', 'You are a flesh automaton powered by neurotransmiters', 2, 500, NULL, 1679347040);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1169, 'Mimic', 'That is NOT a health pack!', 2, 500, NULL, 1679359754);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1167, 'Tattered Rain Hat', 'Old and worn. You''ve never seen it before but it feels nostalgic.', 2, 500, NULL, 1679359347);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1156, 'Traversing the Grid of Death', 'When reaching rock bottom, despicable deeds may seem like a step up...', 2, 500, NULL, 1679347260);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1170, 'Cigarette', 'Something to suck on.... for those of us, less faggotly gifted', 2, 500, NULL, 1680069984);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1179, 'Funky Kong', 'Lookin'' good, Kongs! Buckle up and blast off, you''re outta here!', 2, 500, NULL, 1680299069);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1178, 'Donkey Kong', 'The coolest monkey in the jungle', 2, 500, NULL, 1680297791);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1177, 'Majora', 'You''ve met with a terrible fate, haven''t you, chud?', 2, 500, NULL, 1680236118);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1172, 'Marseys Funky Bandana', 'She stole it from a bored ape', 2, 500, NULL, 1680231908);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1171, 'Funky Bandana', 'Oh Yeah!!!!!!', 2, 500, NULL, 1680231489);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1180, 'IMMA FIRIN MUH EGG CRACKER', 'The real space lasers Marjorie Taylor Greene was warning you about', 2, 1000, NULL, 1680982678);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1197, 'Foot', 'pbbbt', 2, 1000, NULL, 1682438947);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1195, 'Beauty Pageant Winner', 'There She Is, Miss America', 2, 500, NULL, 1682377919);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1192, 'Devo', 'Whip it good', 2, 500, NULL, 1682375354);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1191, 'Quieres', 'You want?', 2, 500, NULL, 1682373372);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1190, 'Pussy Hat', '=^._.^=', 2, 500, NULL, 1682291980);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1187, 'Henchman', 'Become a member of The Fluttering Horde', 2, 500, NULL, 1682286809);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1185, 'Fascinator', 'Kentucky Derby ready', 2, 500, NULL, 1682283086);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1184, 'Princess Beatrice', 'Remember the royal wedding?', 2, 500, NULL, 1682280525);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1183, 'Blossom', 'And she looks like Blossom!', 2, 500, NULL, 1682252248);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1182, 'Friends Frame', 'Could I *be* more of a hat?', 2, 500, NULL, 1682251449);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1198, 'Cumjar filled', 'After months of work, the magnum opus is completed', 2, 500, NULL, 1682742950);
INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1200, 'Swagger', 'You will never be this cool', 2, 500, NULL, 1683449976);















INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1220, 'Chained Border', '?????', 2, 500, NULL, 1686289778);

INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1213, 'Secret Crack', 'Oh hi… AH', 2, 1000, NULL, 1686288898);





















































INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1256, 'dawnfag', 'I’m too tired to write a description I’m sorry here’s your hat toats', 2, 500, NULL, 1687739873);

INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (1289, 'Energy Dome', 'Collects latent Orgone energy and recirculates it into the Medulla Oblongata.', 2, 500, NULL, 1689298931);




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-- Name: hat_defs_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE SET; Schema: public; Owner: -
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SELECT pg_catalog.setval('public.hat_defs_id_seq', 1297, true);


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