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@@ -5037,3 +5037,13 @@ unbans. Why don't you take your bans with pride like me and stop being a whining
 Holy shit you are literally the most vile person that 1 have ever had the displeasure of interacting with on the internet. You might just be my first real block, T hate you with all of my guts. Every time there is a post about a cute little animal on the front page you're always the #1 report about wanting to fuck its brains out. I hate you. And when it's not an animal post you're just begging for unbans. Why don't you take your bans with pride like me and stop being a whining bitch?
 {[para]}
 Holy shit you are literally the most vile person that I have ever had the displeasure of interacting with on the internet. You might just be my first real block, I hate you with all of my guts. Every time there is a post about a cute little animal on the front page you're always the #1 report about wanting to fuck its brains out. I hate you. And when it's not an animal post you're just begging for unbans. Why don't you take your bans with pride like me and stop being a whining bitch?
+{[para]}
+Dear OP
+I am commenting to inform you that after careful consideration, I have decided to not read your post
+Q: What does this mean?
+A: Your post was too long, too boring, or a combination of the two. [editors note: this post was too boring, and the length was not a factor in this message. you should truly feel bad for writing this, and god will punish you for posting this]
+Q: What can I do to remedy this?
+A: Next time, please make your post more concise, less boring, or both. 
+
+Yours truly,
+-Snappy