diff --git a/files/templates/journoid_banner.html b/files/templates/journoid_banner.html
index 896d136a9..7cbe760ab 100644
--- a/files/templates/journoid_banner.html
+++ b/files/templates/journoid_banner.html
@@ -1,4 +1,5 @@
-{% set JOURNOID_BANNERS = [
+{%-
+set JOURNOID_BANNERS = [
(
"As seen on The Independent 📰✨💞",
"https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/reddit-conservatives-post-trans-child-fake-b2060803.html",
@@ -25,12 +26,9 @@
"/post/64305/"
),
]
-%}
-
+-%}
{% set journoid = JOURNOID_BANNERS|random %}
-
- {{g.counter}} PEOPLE HERE NOW
-
-
+
+
{{ journoid[0] }}
+
—
+
(discuss)
diff --git a/files/templates/sidebar_rDrama.html b/files/templates/sidebar_rDrama.html
index e1493ccb0..1910cee9d 100644
--- a/files/templates/sidebar_rDrama.html
+++ b/files/templates/sidebar_rDrama.html
@@ -1,3 +1,26 @@
+{%-
+set VISITORS_HERE_FLAVOR = [
+ ' incels currently stalking roasties',
+ ' gooners currently edging to
![](/e/marseycumjar3.webp)
',
+ ' fanboys currently obsessing over Carp',
+ ' postmodern obscurantists currently whistling for dogs',
+ ' NEETs currently LDARmaxxing',
+ ' valid women currently dilating ',
+ ' stochastic terrorists currently writing manifestos',
+ ' negholes currently being pozzed',
+ ' bussies currently on standby',
+ ' gamers currently harassing women',
+ ' dramanauts hurtling through Safe Spaceâ„¢',
+ ' Soros shills currently plotting the mayocide',
+ ' furries currently yiffing',
+ ' incels currently harassing women ',
+ ' chuds currently agendaposting',
+ ' coomers currently gooning',
+ ' oopsie woopsie fucko boingos narwhaling bacons',
+ ' well behaved rule following goodthinkers',
+ ' throwing shade right now',
+]
+-%}