diff --git a/files/helpers/const.py b/files/helpers/const.py
index d4330486c..b69bcd189 100644
--- a/files/helpers/const.py
+++ b/files/helpers/const.py
@@ -49,6 +49,10 @@ if SITE_NAME == 'Cringetopia':
 	}
 else:
 	SLURS = {
+		"california": "commiefornia",
+		"hollywood": "hollyweird",
+		"tiananmen square": "tiananmen square didn't happen (but it should have)",
+		"dasha": "beautiful angelic perfect Dasha/future Mrs. Carp",
 		"retarded": "r-slurred",
 		"retard": "r-slur",
 		"gayfag": "gaystrag",
@@ -886,4 +890,4 @@ procoins_li = (0,2500,5000,10000,25000,50000,125000,250000)
 
 linefeeds_regex = re.compile("([^\n])\n([^\n])", flags=re.A)
 
-def make_name(*args, **kwargs): return request.base_url
\ No newline at end of file
+def make_name(*args, **kwargs): return request.base_url