diff --git a/files/helpers/slurs_and_profanities.py b/files/helpers/slurs_and_profanities.py
index e72882043..2a799cdf6 100644
--- a/files/helpers/slurs_and_profanities.py
+++ b/files/helpers/slurs_and_profanities.py
@@ -56,8 +56,10 @@ if SITE_NAME == 'rDrama':
 		"republicans": 'rethuglicans',
 		"republican party": 'rethuglican party',
 		"america": 'ameriKKKa',
+		"it's almost if": "I'm an r-slur but",
 		"it's almost as if": "I'm an r-slur but",
 		"it's almost like": "I'm an r-slur but",
+		"its almost if": "I'm an r-slur but",
 		"its almost as if": "I'm an r-slur but",
 		"its almost like": "I'm an r-slur but",
 		"my brother in christ": "my brother in Allah (ﷻ)",