diff --git a/files/classes/hats.py b/files/classes/hats.py
index 25fcbb45c..a90f72136 100644
--- a/files/classes/hats.py
+++ b/files/classes/hats.py
@@ -2,6 +2,7 @@ from sqlalchemy import *
 from sqlalchemy.orm import relationship
 from files.__main__ import Base
 from files.helpers.lazy import lazy
+from files.helpers.regex import censor_slurs
 from flask import g
 
 class HatDef(Base):
@@ -20,6 +21,10 @@ class HatDef(Base):
 	def number_sold(self):
 		return g.db.query(Hat).filter_by(hat_id=self.id).count()
 
+	@lazy
+	def censored_description(self, v):
+		return censor_slurs(self.description, v)
+
 class Hat(Base):
 	__tablename__ = "hats"
 
diff --git a/files/classes/user.py b/files/classes/user.py
index b738d2db1..db1502ad8 100644
--- a/files/classes/user.py
+++ b/files/classes/user.py
@@ -665,9 +665,8 @@ class User(Base):
 
 		return ''
 
-	@property
 	@lazy
-	def hat_tooltip(self):
+	def hat_tooltip(v, self):
 		if not FEATURES['HATS']:
 			return ''
 
@@ -675,7 +674,7 @@ class User(Base):
 			return "I've spent another year rotting my brain with dramaposting, please ridicule me 🤓"
 
 		if self.equipped_hat_id:
-			return self.equipped_hat.description
+			return self.equipped_hat.censored_description(v)
 
 		return ''
 
diff --git a/files/templates/comments.html b/files/templates/comments.html
index 0d47e1cb7..8f9b630fd 100644
--- a/files/templates/comments.html
+++ b/files/templates/comments.html
@@ -212,7 +212,7 @@
 						<div class="profile-pic-30-wrapper">
 							<img loading="lazy" src="{{c.author.profile_url}}" class="profile-pic-30 mr-2">
 							{% if c.author.hat_active -%}
-								<img class="profile-pic-30-hat hat" loading="lazy" src="/i/hats/{{c.author.hat_active}}?v=1" data-bs-toggle="tooltip" data-bs-placement="bottom" title="{{c.author.hat_tooltip}}">
+								<img class="profile-pic-30-hat hat" loading="lazy" src="/i/hats/{{c.author.hat_active}}?v=1" data-bs-toggle="tooltip" data-bs-placement="bottom" title="{{c.author.hat_tooltip(v)}}">
 							{%- endif %}
 						</div>
 						<span {% if c.author.patron and not c.distinguish_level %}class="patron" style="background-color:#{{c.author.name_color}};"{% elif c.distinguish_level %}class="mod"{% endif %}>{{c.author_name}}</span>
diff --git a/files/templates/hats.html b/files/templates/hats.html
index ec8ef238c..c63e17125 100644
--- a/files/templates/hats.html
+++ b/files/templates/hats.html
@@ -42,7 +42,7 @@
 				<tr>
 					<td><img loading="lazy" alt="{{hat.name}}" src="/i/hats/{{hat.name}}.webp?v=1"></td>
 					<td>{{hat.name}}</td>
-					<td>{{hat.description}}</td>
+					<td>{{hat.censored_description(v)}}</td>
 					{% if SITE == 'rdrama.net' %}
 						<td><a style="color:#{{user.name_color}}" href="/@{{user.username}}"><img loading="lazy" src="{{user.profile_url}}" class="pp20"><span {% if user.patron %}class="patron" style="background-color:#{{user.name_color}}"{% endif %}>{{user.username}}</span></a></td>
 					{% endif %}
@@ -62,7 +62,7 @@
 				<tr>
 					<td><img loading="lazy" alt="{{hat.name}}" src="/i/hats/{{hat.name}}.webp?v=1"></td>
 					<td>{{hat.name}}</td>
-					<td>{{hat.description}}</td>
+					<td>{{hat.censored_description(v)}}</td>
 					{% if SITE == 'rdrama.net' %}
 						<td><a style="color:#{{user.name_color}}" href="/@{{user.username}}"><img loading="lazy" src="{{user.profile_url}}" class="pp20"><span {% if user.patron %}class="patron" style="background-color:#{{user.name_color}}"{% endif %}>{{user.username}}</span></a></td>
 					{% endif %}
diff --git a/files/templates/header.html b/files/templates/header.html
index 4ae237a95..33147c60c 100644
--- a/files/templates/header.html
+++ b/files/templates/header.html
@@ -207,7 +207,7 @@
 							<div class="profile-pic-35-wrapper">
 								<img loading="lazy" src="{{v.profile_url}}" class="profile-pic-35">
 								{% if v.hat_active -%}
-									<img class="profile-pic-35-hat hat" loading="lazy" src="/i/hats/{{v.hat_active}}?v=1" data-bs-toggle="tooltip" data-bs-placement="bottom" title="{{v.hat_tooltip}}">
+									<img class="profile-pic-35-hat hat" loading="lazy" src="/i/hats/{{v.hat_active}}?v=1" data-bs-toggle="tooltip" data-bs-placement="bottom" title="{{v.hat_tooltip(v)}}">
 								{%- endif %}
 							</div>
 							<div class="text-left pl-2">
diff --git a/files/templates/submission.html b/files/templates/submission.html
index 22f2c243c..33cd48d6c 100644
--- a/files/templates/submission.html
+++ b/files/templates/submission.html
@@ -677,7 +677,7 @@
 								<div class="profile-pic-30-wrapper">
 									<img loading="lazy" src="{{p.author.profile_url}}" class="profile-pic-30 mr-2">
 									{% if p.author.hat_active -%}
-										<img class="profile-pic-30-hat hat" loading="lazy" src="/i/hats/{{p.author.hat_active}}?v=1" data-bs-toggle="tooltip" data-bs-placement="bottom" title="{{p.author.hat_tooltip}}">
+										<img class="profile-pic-30-hat hat" loading="lazy" src="/i/hats/{{p.author.hat_active}}?v=1" data-bs-toggle="tooltip" data-bs-placement="bottom" title="{{p.author.hat_tooltip(v)}}">
 									{%- endif %}
 								</div>
 								<span {% if p.author.patron and not p.distinguish_level %}class="patron" style="background-color:#{{p.author.name_color}};"{% elif p.distinguish_level %}class="mod"{% endif %}>{{p.author_name}}</span>
diff --git a/files/templates/submission_listing.html b/files/templates/submission_listing.html
index 98cda8df8..55018e92f 100644
--- a/files/templates/submission_listing.html
+++ b/files/templates/submission_listing.html
@@ -213,7 +213,7 @@
 						<div class="profile-pic-30-wrapper">
 							<img loading="lazy" src="{{p.author.profile_url}}" class="profile-pic-30 mr-2">
 							{% if p.author.hat_active -%}
-								<img class="profile-pic-30-hat hat" loading="lazy" src="/i/hats/{{p.author.hat_active}}?v=1" data-bs-toggle="tooltip" data-bs-placement="bottom" title="{{p.author.hat_tooltip}}">
+								<img class="profile-pic-30-hat hat" loading="lazy" src="/i/hats/{{p.author.hat_active}}?v=1" data-bs-toggle="tooltip" data-bs-placement="bottom" title="{{p.author.hat_tooltip(v)}}">
 							{%- endif %}
 						</div>
 						<span {% if p.author.patron and not p.distinguish_level %}class="patron" style="background-color:#{{p.author.name_color}};"{% elif p.distinguish_level %}class="mod"{% endif %}>{{p.author_name}}</span>
diff --git a/files/templates/userpage.html b/files/templates/userpage.html
index bffed2dcb..ad13e50c6 100644
--- a/files/templates/userpage.html
+++ b/files/templates/userpage.html
@@ -42,7 +42,7 @@
 							<a rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" href="{% if u.highres %}{{u.highres}}{% else %}{{u.profile_url}}{% endif %}" class="profile-pic-100-wrapper">
 								<img onclick="expandDesktopImage('{% if u.highres %}{{u.highres}}{% else %}{{u.profile_url}}{% endif %}')" loading="lazy" src="{{u.profile_url}}" class="profile-pic profile-pic-100 mb-5">
 								{% if u.hat_active -%}
-									<img onclick="expandDesktopImage('{% if u.highres %}{{u.highres}}{% else %}{{u.profile_url}}{% endif %}')" class="profile-pic-100-hat hat" loading="lazy" src="/i/hats/{{u.hat_active}}?v=1" data-bs-toggle="tooltip" data-bs-placement="bottom" title="{{u.hat_tooltip}}">
+									<img onclick="expandDesktopImage('{% if u.highres %}{{u.highres}}{% else %}{{u.profile_url}}{% endif %}')" class="profile-pic-100-hat hat" loading="lazy" src="/i/hats/{{u.hat_active}}?v=1" data-bs-toggle="tooltip" data-bs-placement="bottom" title="{{u.hat_tooltip(v)}}">
 								{%- endif %}
 							</a>
 						</div>
@@ -407,7 +407,7 @@
 				<a rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" href="{% if u.highres %}{{u.highres}}{% else %}{{u.profile_url}}{% endif %}" class="profile-pic-65-wrapper">
 					<img onclick="expandDesktopImage('{% if u.highres %}{{u.highres}}{% else %}{{u.profile_url}}{% endif %}')" loading="lazy" src="{{u.profile_url}}" class="profile-pic-65 bg-white border-2 border-white mb-2">
 					{% if u.hat_active -%}
-						<img onclick="expandDesktopImage('{% if u.highres %}{{u.highres}}{% else %}{{u.profile_url}}{% endif %}')" class="profile-pic-65-hat hat" loading="lazy" src="/i/hats/{{u.hat_active}}?v=1" data-bs-toggle="tooltip" data-bs-placement="bottom" title="{{u.hat_tooltip}}">
+						<img onclick="expandDesktopImage('{% if u.highres %}{{u.highres}}{% else %}{{u.profile_url}}{% endif %}')" class="profile-pic-65-hat hat" loading="lazy" src="/i/hats/{{u.hat_active}}?v=1" data-bs-toggle="tooltip" data-bs-placement="bottom" title="{{u.hat_tooltip(v)}}">
 					{%- endif %}
 				</a>
 			</div>