diff --git a/files/helpers/const.py b/files/helpers/const.py
index f20b0f03a..8eb0a59e9 100644
--- a/files/helpers/const.py
+++ b/files/helpers/const.py
@@ -662,6 +662,8 @@ WORDLE_LIST = ('aaron','about','above','abuse','acids','acres','actor','acute','
 
 dues = int(environ.get("DUES").strip())
 
+christianemojis = ('marseyjesus','marseyimmaculate','marseymothermary','marseyfatherjoseph','gigachadorthodox','marseyorthodox','marseyorthodoxpat')
+
 db = db_session()
 marseys_const = [x[0] for x in db.query(Marsey.name).all()] + ['a','b','c','d','e','f','g','h','i','j','k','l','m','n','o','p','q','r','s','t','u','v','w','x','y','z','0','1','2','3','4','5','6','7','8','9','exclamationpoint','period','questionmark']
 db.close()
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diff --git a/files/routes/posts.py b/files/routes/posts.py
index 7ef2d1f1b..27bd8e0c1 100644
--- a/files/routes/posts.py
+++ b/files/routes/posts.py
@@ -1292,7 +1292,9 @@ def submit_post(v, sub=None):
 		n = Notification(comment_id=c_jannied.id, user_id=v.id)
 		g.db.add(n)
 
-	if v.id == CARP_ID:
+	if post.sub == 'dankchristianmemes':
+		body = random.choice(christian_emojis)
+	elif v.id == CARP_ID:
 		if random.random() < 0.02: body = "i love you carp"
 		else: body = ":#marseyfuckoffcarp:"
 	elif v.id == LAWLZ_ID: