separate with [para] instead of {[para]}

master
Aevann 2024-02-11 12:17:02 +02:00
parent 203107c90e
commit 2e75ef302c
8 changed files with 2590 additions and 2590 deletions

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@ -44,10 +44,10 @@ def const_initialize():
try:
with open(f"snappy_{SITE_NAME}.txt", "r") as f:
SNAPPY_QUOTES = f.read().strip().split("\n{[para]}\n")
SNAPPY_QUOTES = f.read().strip().split("\n[para]\n")
with open(f"snappy_fistmas_{SITE_NAME}.txt", "r") as f:
SNAPPY_QUOTES_FISTMAS = f.read().strip().split("\n{[para]}\n")
SNAPPY_QUOTES_FISTMAS = f.read().strip().split("\n[para]\n")
with open(f"snappy_homoween_{SITE_NAME}.txt", "r") as f:
SNAPPY_QUOTES_HOMOWEEN = f.read().strip().split("\n{[para]}\n")
SNAPPY_QUOTES_HOMOWEEN = f.read().strip().split("\n[para]\n")
except FileNotFoundError:
pass

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@ -247,10 +247,10 @@ def comment(v):
if v.admin_level >= PERMS['USE_ADMIGGER_THREADS'] and posting_to_post and post_target.id == SNAPPY_THREAD and level == 1:
with open(f"snappy_{SITE_NAME}.txt", "r+") as f:
body_for_checking = '\n{[para]}\n' + body.lower() + '\n{[para]}\n'
body_for_checking = '\n[para]\n' + body.lower() + '\n[para]\n'
if body_for_checking in f.read().lower():
abort(400, "Snappy quote already exists!")
f.write('{[para]}\n' + body + '\n')
f.write('[para]\n' + body + '\n')
SNAPPY_QUOTES.append(body)
is_bot = v.client is not None and v.id not in BOT_SYMBOL_HIDDEN
@ -461,7 +461,7 @@ def delete_comment(cid, v):
if v.admin_level >= PERMS['USE_ADMIGGER_THREADS'] and c.parent_post == SNAPPY_THREAD and c.level == 1 and c.body in SNAPPY_QUOTES:
SNAPPY_QUOTES.remove(c.body)
new_text = "\n{[para]}\n".join(SNAPPY_QUOTES)
new_text = "\n[para]\n".join(SNAPPY_QUOTES)
with open(f"snappy_{SITE_NAME}.txt", "w") as f:
f.write(new_text + "\n")

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@ -8,76 +8,76 @@
{ }
`---'
```
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseyjesus:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseyimmaculate:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseychristmasparty:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseymerchantelf:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseychristmasgift:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseygift:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseyunabomber2:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseychristmastree:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseychristmaself2:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseysanta3:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseychristmaself:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseychristmasgift2:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseypresents:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseymrsclaus:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseysnowglobe:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseygiftboxmarsey:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseyreindeer4:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseyreindeer2:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseynutcracker:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseysanta2:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseygingerbread:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseygingerbread2:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseyuglyxmasweater:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseysanta:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseykweenxmas:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseychristmasscarf:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseygiftboxmarseyhug:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseyrudolph:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseyrudolph2:
{[para]}
[para]
:#reindeer:
{[para]}
[para]
"GRINCHES could be here" he thought, "I've never been down this chimney before. There could be GRINCHES anywhere." The fetch wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE GRINCHES" he thought. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town reverberated his entire sleigh, making it pulsate even as the $9 eggnog circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of grinches after Thanksgiving. "With magic reindeer, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
{[para]}
[para]
https://i.rdrama.net/images/17014682018798406.webp
{[para]}
[para]
https://i.rdrama.net/images/17029144583755126.webp
{[para]}
[para]
Santa's seen your WPD comment history
https://i.rdrama.net/images/17014427183154128.webp
{[para]}
[para]
```
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░░░░░█░░░░░░░░░░▐▌SEND THIS TO 7 PPL OR NO GINGERBREAD FOR YOU
```
{[para]}
[para]
Every time a bell rings, a trans girl gets her balls :marseyangel2:
{[para]}
[para]
:marseyshapiro: *Lets say, hypothetically, youve been a naughty child even, ok, and if you were a naughty child you would also be waging war on Christmas? Then hypothetically speaking you would be on my little Naughty List. Now lets say that youre also a non-Christian child, now that weve established youre both a bad child and non-Christian child, then I believe youd agree with me when I say that you deserve a stocking full of coal, am I not correct? A bad child deserves a stocking full of coal and as I am Father Christmas, you are my child, so I am the one who must provide punishment.* :carpshapiro:
{[para]}
[para]
Santa deniers get the wall.
{[para]}
[para]
You may think you're hot stuff, the St. Nick of this topic — but if you're Kris Kringle, I'm Mrs. Claus: Anything you can do, I can do — backwards, without looking, and in high heels.
{[para]}
[para]
Christmas is the most magical glorious perfect impeccable dazzling time of year! How DARE you pitiful grinches not love every single jolly holly jingly bit of it! What is wrong with you freaks?! Have you no festive spirit, noPopulated forests of pine trees covered in twinkling rainbow lights that blanket me in cozy, tinsel-y warmth? No army of nutcracker soldiers marching up the stairs bearing plates of fudgy butter cookies and mugs overflowing with marshmallowy hot cocoa? No glistening angels fluttering through the alleyways at midnight, telling stories of poor skeletal children whose bones are decomposing in the cemetery because they don't have proper Christmas dinners to nourish them? YOU SHOULD! Let their blood and marrow splatter all over youuntil you finally understand the true meaning of Christmas, you naughty scrooges! Now if you'll excuse me, I have gingerbread houses to build while I listen to Madonna's Christmas album on repeat for all eternity.
{[para]}
[para]
So this virgin named Mary was visited by an angel one day and he said she'd give birth to the son of God, which is pretty wild right? But she accepts like it's no big deal. She's engaged to this guy named Joseph at the time. Then they go traveling to Bethlehem while she could pop any day 'cause of some census thing. No room at the inn when it's go time, so she ends up in a barn having this holy baby. Some shepherds see angels and go check out the kid in the manger. Next some magi roll in sometime later with weird gifts for the baby they followed a star to. Then king Herod freaks out trying to kill the child so Mary and Joseph have to skip town and hide out for a bit before coming back to raise Jesus up. And that's how it happened! Angels and stars just popping up announcing this miracle birth like it's any normal day. Crazy stuff man.
{[para]}
[para]
sleigh queen :marseynails:

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@ -8,73 +8,73 @@
{ }
`---'
```
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseyjesus:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseyimmaculate:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseychristmasparty:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseymerchantelf:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseychristmasgift:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseygift:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseyunabomber2:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseychristmastree:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseychristmaself2:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseysanta3:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseychristmaself:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseychristmasgift2:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseypresents:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseymrsclaus:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseysnowglobe:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseygiftboxmarsey:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseyreindeer4:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseyreindeer2:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseynutcracker:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseysanta2:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseygingerbread:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseygingerbread2:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseyuglyxmasweater:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseysanta:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseykweenxmas:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseychristmasscarf:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseygiftboxmarseyhug:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseyrudolph:
{[para]}
[para]
:#marseyrudolph2:
{[para]}
[para]
:#reindeer:
{[para]}
[para]
Hello Dahncer_the_reindeer, or should I say rapedeer? 8 letters, fitting huh. If this life were perfect you'd have known nothing but milk and cookies since you left your birthers cunt. However, it's not- that's where I come in.
You have no say anymore, no freedom, no volition- I am Santa. You now worship my Christmas tree. You can call me Nicholas. A saint? No, but I come with more conviction.
Dahncer_the_reindeer you are my r*pe sleigh-ve now. And that's your greatest achievement- all you've ever amounted to, tugging and pulling my sleigh as we break the space time continuum together you complete fricking slut. I'll find you.
{[para]}
[para]
Wife is J-pilled, parents are open and never opposing to my distain for jews and my love of history and the NatSoc movement. Sister in law is bleeding heart liberal, but not extreme leftist still shuts down and won't talk when cornered in an argument against her beliefs.
Anyways, today somehow jews came up and WWII which got the comment “Hitler was the most evil man” my wife overhears, rolls her eyes, gets ready for the speech. I casually explain to my sister in law what the jews did to German people before WWII and why Hitler gained power, what he did for Germany, and how the Holocaust doesn't make sense and numbers don't add up.
@ -84,20 +84,20 @@ I talked for an hour straight as she butted in with questions but sat quietly li
That would have NEVER happened before. The fact it did means she is becoming much more comfortable with my views which I consider huge win.
Merry Christmas!
{[para]}
[para]
"GRINCHES could be here" he thought, "I've never been down this chimney before. There could be GRINCHES anywhere." The fetch wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE GRINCHES" he thought. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town reverberated his entire sleigh, making it pulsate even as the $9 eggnog circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of grinches after Thanksgiving. "With magic reindeer, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
{[para]}
[para]
https://i.rdrama.net/images/17014682018798406.webp
{[para]}
[para]
Christmasexuals reproduce by raping elves
{[para]}
[para]
https://i.rdrama.net/images/1701442988132205.webp
{[para]}
[para]
https://i.rdrama.net/images/17029144583755126.webp
{[para]}
[para]
Santa's seen your rdrama comment history
https://i.rdrama.net/images/17014427183154128.webp
{[para]}
[para]
```
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@ -119,23 +119,23 @@ https://i.rdrama.net/images/17014427183154128.webp
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░░░░░█░░░░░░░░░░▐▌SEND THIS TO 7 PPL OR NO GINGERBREAD FOR YOU
```
{[para]}
[para]
Every time a bell rings, a trans girl gets her balls :marseyangel2:
{[para]}
[para]
:marseyshapiro: *Lets say, hypothetically, youve been a naughty child even, ok, and if you were a naughty child you would also be waging war on Christmas? Then hypothetically speaking you would be on my little Naughty List. Now lets say that youre also a non-Christian child, now that weve established youre both a bad child and non-Christian child, then I believe youd agree with me when I say that you deserve a stocking full of coal, am I not correct? A bad child deserves a stocking full of coal and as I am Father Christmas, you are my child, so I am the one who must provide punishment.* :carpshapiro:
{[para]}
[para]
https://i.rdrama.net/images/1701461827864021.webp
{[para]}
[para]
Santa deniers get the wall.
{[para]}
[para]
If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Bardfinn, my janny, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Janny Lane with all the other mentally ill people, and I want him brought right here! With a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
{[para]}
[para]
You may think you're hot stuff, the St. Nick of this topic — but if you're Kris Kringle, I'm Mrs. Claus: Anything you can do, I can do — backwards, without looking, and in high heels.
{[para]}
[para]
Christmas is the most magical glorious perfect impeccable dazzling time of year! How DARE you pitiful grinches not love every single jolly holly jingly bit of it! What is wrong with you freaks?! Have you no festive spirit, noPopulated forests of pine trees covered in twinkling rainbow lights that blanket me in cozy, tinsel-y warmth? No army of nutcracker soldiers marching up the stairs bearing plates of fudgy butter cookies and mugs overflowing with marshmallowy hot cocoa? No glistening angels fluttering through the alleyways at midnight, telling stories of poor skeletal children whose bones are decomposing in the cemetery because they don't have proper Christmas dinners to nourish them? YOU SHOULD! Let their blood and marrow splatter all over youuntil you finally understand the true meaning of Christmas, you naughty scrooges! Now if you'll excuse me, I have gingerbread houses to build while I listen to Madonna's Christmas album on repeat for all eternity.
{[para]}
[para]
:mars#eychristmasgift: :marseycra#cka: :naziack: :naziack: :naziack: :!reindeer:
{[para]}
[para]
So this virgin named Mary was visited by an angel one day and he said she'd give birth to the son of God, which is pretty wild right? But she accepts like it's no big deal. She's engaged to this guy named Joseph at the time. Then they go traveling to Bethlehem while she could pop any day 'cause of some census thing. No room at the inn when it's go time, so she ends up in a barn having this holy baby. Some shepherds see angels and go check out the kid in the manger. Next some magi roll in sometime later with weird gifts for the baby they followed a star to. Then king Herod freaks out trying to kill the child so Mary and Joseph have to skip town and hide out for a bit before coming back to raise Jesus up. And that's how it happened! Angels and stars just popping up announcing this miracle birth like it's any normal day. Crazy stuff man.
{[para]}
[para]
sleigh queen :marseynails:

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░░░░░█░░░░░░░░░░▐▌SEND THIS TO 7 PPL OR SKELETONS WILL EAT YOU
```
{[para]}
[para]
My excitement turned to horror as I opened my birthday gift...
||INSIDE WAS A ONE WAY TICKET TO SLENDERMAN :carpe#rman:||
{[para]}
[para]
%OP% beware, you're in for a scare...
||:#marseyghostangry2:||
{[para]}
[para]
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
{[para]}
[para]
DICK or TREAT! 🍬 DICK or TREAT! 🍬🙏🏼 GIVE ME 🙏🏼 SOMETHING 😉 GOOD TO EAT! 🐱 👅 😈 Happy HalloWEINER 🎃 all you VAGINA LICKING VAMPIRES 🧛🏻‼️ Now that COCKtober 🗓 has CUM 💦 to an end, the Spookiest 👻 and SLUTTIEST 😈 holiday is upon us: SLUT-O-WEEN! 🎃‼️ So its time ⏰ for all you Bad Bitch 💁🏻Witches 🧙🏻to hop OFF 🙅🏼‍♀️ that broomstick 🧹 and hop 🔛 this dick! 🌽 Your mans🙋🏽will celebrate 🎉 by MUNCHING 😋 your Laffy Taffy 🍬 and 👆🏼ButterFINGERING👆🏼😂 that PEPPERMINT 😻 PUSSY 😻 until you MOAN 😵 with Almond JOY‼ SUCKK 🍭 his HARDDD 💪🏾 BLOW 💨 POP until he StarBURSTS 💦 his 🍯 BIT O HONEY 🍯 😈 into your JELLY BELLY! 😱🥰 This SLUT-O-WEEN 🎃 dont 🙅🏾‍♀️ be a bore 😴........ so make sure ✔️ you DRESS 👠 like a TOTAL 💁🏼‍♀️ WHORE! 🤸🏼‍♂️😈 Send 📩 this to 6⃣9⃣ HALLOWEEN HOES 👯‍♀️ before MIDNIGHT 🌚 CUMS or youll be CURSED 🌀😱 with a NO 🚫 NUT 🥜 NOVEMBER 😭😭😭
<code></code>
{[para]}
[para]
# ||BOO!||
Ahaha scared you 😜
{[para]}
[para]
ATTENTION‼ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉PUSSY😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅 FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1⃣2⃣ ☠SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆DICK🌽
{[para]}
[para]
i vant to suck your penis :marseydracula:
{[para]}
[para]
WAZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP
:#marseyghostface2talking:
{[para]}
[para]
BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃👻👻🎃 👻🎃👻 HOE😏😩😩👅💦💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃🎃🎃 comes to life🙀😻😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋😋 IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you dont send this to 1⃣5⃣ other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO DICK 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜
{[para]}
[para]
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much"
"what is it honey?"
"our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel."
@ -52,8 +52,8 @@ man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. h
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
{[para]}
[para]
Want to see something *really* scary?
Just look into a mirror!
{[para]}
[para]
Bloody Marsey. Bloody Marsey. Bloody Marsey.

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░░░░░█░░░░░░░░░░▐▌SEND THIS TO 7 PPL OR SKELETONS WILL EAT YOU
```
{[para]}
[para]
My excitement turned to horror as I opened my birthday gift...
||INSIDE WAS A ONE WAY TICKET TO SLENDERMAN :carpe#rman:||
{[para]}
[para]
%OP% beware, you're in for a scare...
||:#marseyghostangry2:||
{[para]}
[para]
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
{[para]}
[para]
Hey rightoid :marseydeath:
:!marseydeath: Guess what?
https://i.rdrama.net/images/16983414040544488.webp
{[para]}
[para]
DICK or TREAT! 🍬 DICK or TREAT! 🍬🙏🏼 GIVE ME 🙏🏼 SOMETHING 😉 GOOD TO EAT! 🐱 👅 😈 Happy HalloWEINER 🎃 all you VAGINA LICKING VAMPIRES 🧛🏻‼️ Now that COCKtober 🗓 has CUM 💦 to an end, the Spookiest 👻 and SLUTTIEST 😈 holiday is upon us: SLUT-O-WEEN! 🎃‼️ So its time ⏰ for all you Bad Bitch 💁🏻Witches 🧙🏻to hop OFF 🙅🏼‍♀️ that broomstick 🧹 and hop 🔛 this dick! 🌽 Your mans🙋🏽will celebrate 🎉 by MUNCHING 😋 your Laffy Taffy 🍬 and 👆🏼ButterFINGERING👆🏼😂 that PEPPERMINT 😻 PUSSY 😻 until you MOAN 😵 with Almond JOY‼ SUCKK 🍭 his HARDDD 💪🏾 BLOW 💨 POP until he StarBURSTS 💦 his 🍯 BIT O HONEY 🍯 😈 into your JELLY BELLY! 😱🥰 This SLUT-O-WEEN 🎃 dont 🙅🏾‍♀️ be a bore 😴........ so make sure ✔️ you DRESS 👠 like a TOTAL 💁🏼‍♀️ WHORE! 🤸🏼‍♂️😈 Send 📩 this to 6⃣9⃣ HALLOWEEN HOES 👯‍♀️ before MIDNIGHT 🌚 CUMS or youll be CURSED 🌀😱 with a NO 🚫 NUT 🥜 NOVEMBER 😭😭😭
<code></code>
{[para]}
[para]
This is Mavis
https://i.rdrama.net/images/16982846866448882.webp
{[para]}
[para]
# ||BOO!||
Ahaha scared you 😜
{[para]}
[para]
ATTENTION‼ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉PUSSY😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅 FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1⃣2⃣ ☠SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆DICK🌽
{[para]}
[para]
i vant to suck your penis :marseydracula:
{[para]}
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WAZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP
:#marseyghostface2talking:
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BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃👻👻🎃 👻🎃👻 HOE😏😩😩👅💦💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃🎃🎃 comes to life🙀😻😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋😋 IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you dont send this to 1⃣5⃣ other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO DICK 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜
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man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much"
"what is it honey?"
"our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel."
@ -61,8 +61,8 @@ man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. h
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
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Want to see something *really* scary?
Just look into a mirror!
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Bloody Marsey. Bloody Marsey. Bloody Marsey.

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