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snappy_rDrama.txt

@@ -5013,3 +5013,19 @@ You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and te
 Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a solar barge, grab an oar, grip it tightly, and plunge it into the cold Nile. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a mortal is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably mortal.
 
 This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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+I advise jannies and admiggers people to familiarize themselves with some points about the rdrama posters ( dramautists) before rushing into anything.
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+- They don't follow your movies and TV shows at all, but post about them obsessively.
+- They are very bothered by your media or social media distractions.
+- Psychological warfare is utterly useless against them.
+- They are natural-born shitposters, really, no kidding.
+- Their life goal since childhood has been to farm updoots.
+- The last will and testament passed down from their ancestors is to document Penny Oaken.
+- At the very least, they have 4 to 5 messageboards of posting experience in various domains.
+- They have all written and recorded their tranifestos in both audio and video formats.
+- The martyrdom of one of them is a tremendous source of pride for their children, family, village, province, and country.
+- Their longposters passionately glorify chuddery more than any love, flirtation, or romance poetry.
+- They all obey their leader, Carpdul-Malik Badr al-Din al-Aevann, with absolute obedience.
+- Their only fear is the punishment and wrath of reddit admins if they fail to support their latest unfunny bait sub.
+- They love bussy as much as you love life, if not more.