diff --git a/files/helpers/stats.py b/files/helpers/stats.py
index fc5845c7d..e445984c0 100644
--- a/files/helpers/stats.py
+++ b/files/helpers/stats.py
@@ -99,45 +99,45 @@ def stats(site=None):
 	active_users = set(posters) | set(commenters) | set(voters) | set(commentvoters)
 
 	stats = {
-			"marseys": g.db.query(Marsey).filter(Marsey.submitter_id==None).count(),
-			"users": g.db.query(User).count(),
-			"private users": g.db.query(User).filter_by(is_private=True).count(),
-			"banned users": g.db.query(User).filter(User.is_banned > 0).count(),
-			"verified email users": g.db.query(User).filter_by(is_activated=True).count(),
-			"coins in circulation": g.db.query(func.sum(User.coins)).scalar(),
-			"total shop sales": g.db.query(func.sum(User.coins_spent)).scalar(),
-			"signups last 24h": g.db.query(User).filter(User.created_utc > day).count(),
-			"total posts": g.db.query(Submission).count(),
-			"posting users": g.db.query(Submission.author_id).distinct().count(),
-			"listed posts": g.db.query(Submission).filter_by(is_banned=False).filter(Submission.deleted_utc == 0).count(),
-			"removed posts (by admins)": g.db.query(Submission).filter_by(is_banned=True).count(),
-			"deleted posts (by author)": g.db.query(Submission).filter(Submission.deleted_utc > 0).count(),
-			"posts last 24h": g.db.query(Submission).filter(Submission.created_utc > day).count(),
-			"total comments": g.db.query(Comment).filter(Comment.author_id != AUTOJANNY_ID).count(),
-			"commenting users": g.db.query(Comment.author_id).distinct().count(),
-			"removed comments (by admins)": g.db.query(Comment).filter_by(is_banned=True).count(),
-			"deleted comments (by author)": g.db.query(Comment).filter(Comment.deleted_utc > 0).count(),
-			"comments last_24h": g.db.query(Comment).filter(Comment.created_utc > day, Comment.author_id != AUTOJANNY_ID).count(),
-			"post votes": g.db.query(Vote).count(),
-			"comment votes": g.db.query(CommentVote).count(),
-			"total upvotes": g.db.query(Vote).filter_by(vote_type=1).count() + g.db.query(CommentVote).filter_by(vote_type=1).count(),
-			"total downvotes": g.db.query(Vote).filter_by(vote_type=-1).count() + g.db.query(CommentVote).filter_by(vote_type=-1).count(),
-			"total awards": g.db.query(AwardRelationship).count(),
-			"awards given": g.db.query(AwardRelationship).filter(or_(AwardRelationship.submission_id != None, AwardRelationship.comment_id != None)).count(),
-			"users who posted, commented, or voted in the past 7 days": len(active_users),
-			"users online in the past 7 days": g.db.query(User).filter(User.last_active > week).count(),
+			"marseys": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(Marsey).filter(Marsey.submitter_id==None).count()),
+			"users": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(User).count()),
+			"private users": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(User).filter_by(is_private=True).count()),
+			"banned users": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(User).filter(User.is_banned > 0).count()),
+			"verified email users": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(User).filter_by(is_activated=True).count()),
+			"coins in circulation": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(func.sum(User.coins)).scalar()),
+			"total shop sales": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(func.sum(User.coins_spent)).scalar()),
+			"signups last 24h": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(User).filter(User.created_utc > day).count()),
+			"total posts": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(Submission).count()),
+			"posting users": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(Submission.author_id).distinct().count()),
+			"listed posts": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(Submission).filter_by(is_banned=False).filter(Submission.deleted_utc == 0).count()),
+			"removed posts (by admins)": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(Submission).filter_by(is_banned=True).count()),
+			"deleted posts (by author)": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(Submission).filter(Submission.deleted_utc > 0).count()),
+			"posts last 24h": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(Submission).filter(Submission.created_utc > day).count()),
+			"total comments": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(Comment).filter(Comment.author_id != AUTOJANNY_ID).count()),
+			"commenting users": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(Comment.author_id).distinct().count()),
+			"removed comments (by admins)": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(Comment).filter_by(is_banned=True).count()),
+			"deleted comments (by author)": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(Comment).filter(Comment.deleted_utc > 0).count()),
+			"comments last_24h": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(Comment).filter(Comment.created_utc > day, Comment.author_id != AUTOJANNY_ID).count()),
+			"post votes": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(Vote).count()),
+			"comment votes": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(CommentVote).count()),
+			"total upvotes": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(Vote).filter_by(vote_type=1).count() + g.db.query(CommentVote).filter_by(vote_type=1).count()),
+			"total downvotes": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(Vote).filter_by(vote_type=-1).count() + g.db.query(CommentVote).filter_by(vote_type=-1).count()),
+			"total awards": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(AwardRelationship).count()),
+			"awards given": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(AwardRelationship).filter(or_(AwardRelationship.submission_id != None, AwardRelationship.comment_id != None)).count()),
+			"users who posted, commented, or voted in the past 7 days": "{:,}".format(len(active_users)),
+			"users online in the past 7 days": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(User).filter(User.last_active > week).count()),
 			}
 
 	if SITE_NAME == 'rDrama' or FEATURES['HOUSES']:
 		stats2 = {
-			"House furry members": g.db.query(User).filter(User.house.like('Furry%')).count(),
-			"House femboy members": g.db.query(User).filter(User.house.like('Femboy%')).count(),
-			"House vampire members": g.db.query(User).filter(User.house.like('Vampire%')).count(),
-			"House racist members": g.db.query(User).filter(User.house.like('Racist%')).count(),
-			"House furry total truescore": g.db.query(func.sum(User.truecoins)).filter(User.house.like('Furry%')).scalar(),
-			"House femboy total truescore": g.db.query(func.sum(User.truecoins)).filter(User.house.like('Femboy%')).scalar(),
-			"House vampire total truescore": g.db.query(func.sum(User.truecoins)).filter(User.house.like('Vampire%')).scalar(),
-			"House racist total truescore": g.db.query(func.sum(User.truecoins)).filter(User.house.like('Racist%')).scalar(),
+			"House furry members": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(User).filter(User.house.like('Furry%')).count()),
+			"House femboy members": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(User).filter(User.house.like('Femboy%')).count()),
+			"House vampire members": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(User).filter(User.house.like('Vampire%')).count()),
+			"House racist members": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(User).filter(User.house.like('Racist%')).count()),
+			"House furry total truescore": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(func.sum(User.truecoins)).filter(User.house.like('Furry%')).scalar() or 0),
+			"House femboy total truescore": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(func.sum(User.truecoins)).filter(User.house.like('Femboy%')).scalar() or 0),
+			"House vampire total truescore": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(func.sum(User.truecoins)).filter(User.house.like('Vampire%')).scalar() or 0),
+			"House racist total truescore": "{:,}".format(g.db.query(func.sum(User.truecoins)).filter(User.house.like('Racist%')).scalar() or 0),
 			}
 		stats.update(stats2)