diff --git a/files/templates/header.html b/files/templates/header.html
index 38eaed05f..177bebaaf 100644
--- a/files/templates/header.html
+++ b/files/templates/header.html
@@ -33,38 +33,38 @@
 							" having their chimneys stuffed by Santa",
 						] -%}
 					{% else %}
-						{%- set VISITORS_HERE_FLAVOR = [
-							' incels currently stalking roasties',
-							' gooners currently edging to <img loading="lazy" src="/e/marseycumjar3.webp" style="height:1.5em!important">',
-							' fanboys currently obsessing over Carp',
-							' NEETs currently LDARmaxxing',
-							' valid women currently dilating',
-							' negholes currently being pozzed',
-							' bussies currently on standby',
-							' gamers currently harassing women',
-							' Soros shills currently plotting mayocide',
-							' furries currently yiffing',
-							' incels currently harassing women',
-							' chuds currently agendaposting',
-							' coomers currently gooning',
-							' bacons currently narwhaling',
-							' well-behaved rule-following goodthinkers',
-							' throwing shade right now',
-							' currently petting Marseys',
-							' of Dr. Oaken's agents monitoring hate',
-							' capybara fetishists loudly beating off',
-							' gamers harassing women',
-							' hanging out on rDrama with their tulpas',
-							' furries trading marsuits',
-							' white knights simping for blownout gussy',
-							' Carp alts currently online',
-							' biofoids making everything about them',
-							' Mossad operatives watching you',
-							' frantically alt-tabbing before Mom sees',
-							' days until you die, you can't prevent it',
-							' cases of rectal prolapse reported today',
-						] -%}
-					{% endif %}
+					{%- set VISITORS_HERE_FLAVOR = [
+						"incels currently stalking roasties",
+						'gooners currently edging to <img loading="lazy" src="/e/marseycumjar3.webp" style="height:1.5em!important">',
+						"fanboys currently obsessing over Carp",
+						"NEETs currently LDARmaxxing",
+						"valid women currently dilating",
+						"negholes currently being pozzed",
+						"bussies currently on standby",
+						"gamers currently harassing women",
+						"Soros shills currently plotting mayocide",
+						"furries currently yiffing",
+						"incels currently harassing women",
+						"chuds currently agendaposting",
+						"coomers currently gooning",
+						"bacons currently narwhaling",
+						"well-behaved rule-following goodthinkers",
+						"throwing shade right now",
+						"currently petting Marseys",
+						"of Dr. Oaken's agents monitoring hate",
+						"capybara fetishists loudly beating off",
+						"gamers harassing women",
+						"hanging out on rDrama with their tulpas",
+						"furries trading marsuits",
+						"white knights simping for blownout gussy",
+						"Carp alts currently online",
+						"biofoids making everything about them",
+						"Mossad operatives watching you",
+						"frantically alt-tabbing before Mom sees",
+						"days until you die, you can't prevent it",
+						"cases of rectal prolapse reported today",
+					] -%}
+				{% endif %}
 					{{g.loggedin_counter+g.loggedout_counter}} {{VISITORS_HERE_FLAVOR|random|safe}} ({{g.loggedin_counter}} logged in)
 				{% endif %}
 			{% else %}