diff --git a/files/classes/user.py b/files/classes/user.py
index 7913f0b412..f3052dbfcd 100644
--- a/files/classes/user.py
+++ b/files/classes/user.py
@@ -495,6 +495,84 @@ class User(Base):
 	@property
 	@lazy
 	def profile_url(self):
+		if self.patron_utc and self.patron_utc < time.time():
+			self.patron = 0
+			self.patron_utc = 0
+			send_repeatable_notification(self.id, "Your paypig status has expired!")
+			if self.discord_id: remove_role(v, "1")
+			g.db.add(self)
+			g.db.commit()
+
+		if self.unban_utc and self.unban_utc < time.time():
+			self.is_banned = 0
+			self.unban_utc = 0
+			self.ban_evade = 0
+			send_repeatable_notification(self.id, "You have been unbanned!")
+			g.db.add(self)
+			g.db.commit()
+
+		if self.agendaposter and self.agendaposter < time.time():
+			self.agendaposter = 0
+			send_repeatable_notification(self.id, "Your chud theme has expired!")
+			g.db.add(self)
+			badge = self.has_badge(28)
+			if badge: g.db.delete(badge)
+			g.db.commit()
+
+		if self.flairchanged and self.flairchanged < time.time():
+			self.flairchanged = None
+			send_repeatable_notification(self.id, "Your flair lock has expired. You can now change your flair!")
+			g.db.add(self)
+			badge = self.has_badge(96)
+			if badge: g.db.delete(badge)
+			g.db.commit()
+
+		if self.marseyawarded and self.marseyawarded < time.time():
+			self.marseyawarded = None
+			send_repeatable_notification(self.id, "Your marsey award has expired!")
+			g.db.add(self)
+			badge = self.has_badge(98)
+			if badge: g.db.delete(badge)
+			g.db.commit()
+
+		if self.longpost and self.longpost < time.time():
+			self.longpost = None
+			send_repeatable_notification(self.id, "Your pizzashill award has expired!")
+			g.db.add(self)
+			badge = self.has_badge(97)
+			if badge: g.db.delete(badge)
+			g.db.commit()
+
+		if self.bird and self.bird < time.time():
+			self.bird = None
+			send_repeatable_notification(self.id, "Your bird site award has expired!")
+			g.db.add(self)
+			badge = self.has_badge(95)
+			if badge: g.db.delete(badge)
+			g.db.commit()
+
+		if self.progressivestack and self.progressivestack < time.time():
+			self.progressivestack = None
+			send_repeatable_notification(self.id, "Your progressive stack has expired!")
+			g.db.add(self)
+			badge = self.has_badge(94)
+			if badge: g.db.delete(badge)
+			g.db.commit()
+
+		if self.rehab and self.rehab < time.time():
+			self.rehab = None
+			send_repeatable_notification(self.id, "Your rehab has finished!")
+			g.db.add(self)
+			badge = self.has_badge(109)
+			if badge: g.db.delete(badge)
+			g.db.commit()
+
+		if self.deflector and self.deflector < time.time():
+			self.deflector = None
+			send_repeatable_notification(self.id, "Your deflector has expired!")
+			g.db.add(self)
+			g.db.commit()
+
 		if self.agendaposter: return f"{SITE_FULL}/assets/images/astolfo.webp?v=1"
 		if self.profileurl: 
 			if self.profileurl.startswith('/'): return SITE_FULL + self.profileurl
diff --git a/files/routes/front.py b/files/routes/front.py
index 23c09d632c..9ad46b910c 100644
--- a/files/routes/front.py
+++ b/files/routes/front.py
@@ -209,87 +209,7 @@ def front_all(v, sub=None, subdomain=None):
 
 	posts = get_posts(ids, v=v)
 	
-	if v:
-		if v.hidevotedon: posts = [x for x in posts if not hasattr(x, 'voted') or not x.voted]
-
-	
-		if v.patron_utc and v.patron_utc < time.time():
-			v.patron = 0
-			v.patron_utc = 0
-			send_repeatable_notification(v.id, "Your paypig status has expired!")
-			if v.discord_id: remove_role(v, "1")
-			g.db.add(v)
-			g.db.commit()
-
-		if v.unban_utc and v.unban_utc < time.time():
-			v.is_banned = 0
-			v.unban_utc = 0
-			v.ban_evade = 0
-			send_repeatable_notification(v.id, "You have been unbanned!")
-			g.db.add(v)
-			g.db.commit()
-
-		if v.agendaposter and v.agendaposter < time.time():
-			v.agendaposter = 0
-			send_repeatable_notification(v.id, "Your chud theme has expired!")
-			g.db.add(v)
-			badge = v.has_badge(28)
-			if badge: g.db.delete(badge)
-			g.db.commit()
-
-		if v.flairchanged and v.flairchanged < time.time():
-			v.flairchanged = None
-			send_repeatable_notification(v.id, "Your flair lock has expired. You can now change your flair!")
-			g.db.add(v)
-			badge = v.has_badge(96)
-			if badge: g.db.delete(badge)
-			g.db.commit()
-
-		if v.marseyawarded and v.marseyawarded < time.time():
-			v.marseyawarded = None
-			send_repeatable_notification(v.id, "Your marsey award has expired!")
-			g.db.add(v)
-			badge = v.has_badge(98)
-			if badge: g.db.delete(badge)
-			g.db.commit()
-
-		if v.longpost and v.longpost < time.time():
-			v.longpost = None
-			send_repeatable_notification(v.id, "Your pizzashill award has expired!")
-			g.db.add(v)
-			badge = v.has_badge(97)
-			if badge: g.db.delete(badge)
-			g.db.commit()
-
-		if v.bird and v.bird < time.time():
-			v.bird = None
-			send_repeatable_notification(v.id, "Your bird site award has expired!")
-			g.db.add(v)
-			badge = v.has_badge(95)
-			if badge: g.db.delete(badge)
-			g.db.commit()
-
-		if v.progressivestack and v.progressivestack < time.time():
-			v.progressivestack = None
-			send_repeatable_notification(v.id, "Your progressive stack has expired!")
-			g.db.add(v)
-			badge = v.has_badge(94)
-			if badge: g.db.delete(badge)
-			g.db.commit()
-
-		if v.rehab and v.rehab < time.time():
-			v.rehab = None
-			send_repeatable_notification(v.id, "Your rehab has finished!")
-			g.db.add(v)
-			badge = v.has_badge(109)
-			if badge: g.db.delete(badge)
-			g.db.commit()
-
-		if v.deflector and v.deflector < time.time():
-			v.deflector = None
-			send_repeatable_notification(v.id, "Your deflector has expired!")
-			g.db.add(v)
-			g.db.commit()
+	if v and v.hidevotedon: posts = [x for x in posts if not hasattr(x, 'voted') or not x.voted]
 
 	if request.headers.get("Authorization"): return {"data": [x.json for x in posts], "next_exists": next_exists}
 	return render_template("home.html", v=v, listing=posts, next_exists=next_exists, sort=sort, t=t, page=page, ccmode=ccmode, sub=sub, home=True)