dont use HTML in snappy quotes when u can use markdown

snappy_rDrama.txt

@@ -1807,7 +1807,7 @@ Removed. Ben garrison's "humor" seldom reaches escape velocity. This agendapost
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 Sunday was her first date with another guy. I felt so happy for her. And tonight she had sex with him. I was more nervous of what my reaction would be afterwords. But when she came home those worries melted away. It felt great to bask in her glow. I am overflowing with joy. There will be work to be done and not easy time but man. This feels good. I'm so excited for this new journey and chapter in our lives.
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-<a href=https://poal.co/s/conspiracy/423007/522d8f88-641d-431c-85e4-6eff94fe57ef#cmnts>rdrama is exactly what it sounds like. Their goal is to make it so that no one has fun, and they will gladly groom your children and prolapse their anus to do so. They get away with everything they do by bullshitting about non-existent irony and their trolling is considered low-effort to its core.</a>
+[rdrama is exactly what it sounds like. Their goal is to make it so that no one has fun, and they will gladly groom your children and prolapse their anus to do so. They get away with everything they do by bullshitting about non-existent irony and their trolling is considered low-effort to its core.](https://poal.co/s/conspiracy/423007/522d8f88-641d-431c-85e4-6eff94fe57ef#cmnts)
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 I was dating this young, fit, hot girl with a sunny disposition. Then I found out she's only been to 2 continents...and she only has her BA. Like one single BA. I threw up in my fucking mouth and left. I didn't even bother to grab my Naruto backpack.
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@@ -1843,7 +1843,7 @@ OP is not homosexual. Any comment claiming that he is in a non-opinion way will
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 Everything I've told you is true, and backed by the experts. I have no mistake to admit here. At this point, I'm convinced you're just trolling; and I'm no longer engaging you.
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-<B>Watching and reading about Bardfinn made me change my life</B>
+**Watching and reading about Bardfinn made me change my life**
 I've been in a rut for the past few years because of a bereavement. Finished college but didn't get a job for a few years. I found some joy in communities like r/drama because they reminded me of shit like 4chan and hackforums from back in the day.
 But one day I was reading a comment by Bardfinn, clicked on his profile and it really made me want to change my life. I saw the next decades of my life flash before my eyes. Smugposting and bullying people who deserve it, but while not improving myself, gradually falling in to bad habits leading to me spending 18 hours a day in front of a computer before dying of DVT. I saw what Bardfinn did with his life and how he's now stuck in it. He won't get a job or ever pay child support because he's stuck in this life and constantly needs to justify it to himself. He's too invested in it to care about anything else. He unironically bragged about spending 80+ hour weeks 'fighting Nazis'. There is no hope for him.
 But there was hope for me, and maybe for you too, reader.
@@ -1857,7 +1857,7 @@ I went on rdrama.net hoping to show them that LGBT people aren't all the wholeso
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 If I ran into this dude, first thought would be to GTFO. I have no desire to blown to smithereens if he disagrees with my sandwich topping choices. Second thought would be what is he over compensating for? Is his ego (and various other parts of him) really that tiny and fragile?
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-None of us have ever actually given two shits about FDA approval, we only brought it up because, in your state of mind trusting government authority, <B>it should have been important to you.</B>
+None of us have ever actually given two shits about FDA approval, we only brought it up because, in your state of mind trusting government authority, **it should have been important to you.**
 It's like you all believing in Santa, and we're trying to tell you he's not real, you can know because you never see him. Now one Christmas eve, you're 40 years old, and come up to peek and see, just in case, Santa might be real. And there he is! He's real! You flock to /r/conspiracy, to tell us we were wrong, but it was your wife's boyfriend all along!
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 Bitch bye 😂😂😂😂 what's cringe is you stereotyping everyone on the planet who smokes weed. The only person here who's awkward, boring, lame and living in a haze here is you buddy. As someone who smokes weed everyday, I love doing things while smoking weed. Whether it be hiking, yoga, working out, studying or reading a book. On top of all of that, I have my own business and I'm getting a degree in Kinesiology. 😂😂😂 also, getting realizations are fun. Maybe you should smoke some weed one day so you can realize how you're projecting your own cringe personality on the rest of your pothead “friends.”
@@ -2067,7 +2067,7 @@ wow! nobody gives a fuck about your feelings and why should they? I dont care ab
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 Literally call your ISP and ask them to disconnect your internet, retard faggot. You're nothing but a shallow, fragile, inbred, nigger, communist, ass pirate. You enjoy sexual stimulation via rectal penetration. You belong in a zoo. You fantasise over the day a gorilla will rape you. Why don't you provide anything of value to anyone around you? It's because your hands are black, negroid.
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-<h1>NIGGER</h1>
+# NIGGER
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 fuck you stupid fucking nigger faggot eat shit and die kys
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@@ -3114,4 +3114,4 @@ Get. a GODSDAMNED. Grip.
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 https://rdrama.net/videos/166388867180554.mp4
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-Mashallah, a few more russian chimpouts and we will finally get the mandate by pussified westerners to put the remaining muskovites up against the wall while they look the other way.
+Mashallah, a few more russian chimpouts and we will finally get the mandate by pussified westerners to put the remaining muskovites up against the wall while they look the other way.