diff --git a/files/templates/header.html b/files/templates/header.html
index 64b1ea942f..8402ee3661 100644
--- a/files/templates/header.html
+++ b/files/templates/header.html
@@ -9,7 +9,13 @@
 		}
 	</style>
 
-	{% include "journoid_banner.html" %}
+	<div class="srd">
+		{%- if SITE_NAME == 'rDrama' -%}
+		{% include "journoid_banner.html" %}
+		{%- else -%}
+		<i class="fas fa-globe px-1"></i> {{g.counter}} PEOPLE HERE NOW
+		{%- endif -%}
+	</div>
 
 		<div class="navbar navbar-expand-md navbar-light" id="navbar">
 			<div class="container-fluid" style="padding:0;">
diff --git a/files/templates/journoid_banner.html b/files/templates/journoid_banner.html
index 896d136a97..7cbe760ab9 100644
--- a/files/templates/journoid_banner.html
+++ b/files/templates/journoid_banner.html
@@ -1,4 +1,5 @@
-{% set JOURNOID_BANNERS = [
+{%-
+set JOURNOID_BANNERS = [
 	( 
 		"As seen on The Independent 📰✨💞", 
 		"https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/reddit-conservatives-post-trans-child-fake-b2060803.html", 
@@ -25,12 +26,9 @@
 		"/post/64305/"
 	),
 ]
-%}
-
+-%}
 {% set journoid = JOURNOID_BANNERS|random %}
-<div class="srd">
-	<i class="fas fa-globe px-1"></i> {{g.counter}} PEOPLE HERE NOW
-	<!-- <a id="srd-link" class="text-small-mobile" href="{{ journoid[1] }}">{{ journoid[0] }}</a>
-	<span id="srd-separator">&mdash;</span>
-	<a id="srd-discuss" class="text-small-mobile" href="{{ journoid[2] }}">(discuss)</a> -->
-</div>
+
+<a id="srd-link" class="text-small-mobile" href="{{ journoid[1] }}">{{ journoid[0] }}</a>
+<span id="srd-separator">&mdash;</span>
+<a id="srd-discuss" class="text-small-mobile" href="{{ journoid[2] }}">(discuss)</a>
diff --git a/files/templates/sidebar_rDrama.html b/files/templates/sidebar_rDrama.html
index e1493ccb0d..1910cee9d3 100644
--- a/files/templates/sidebar_rDrama.html
+++ b/files/templates/sidebar_rDrama.html
@@ -1,3 +1,26 @@
+{%-
+set VISITORS_HERE_FLAVOR = [
+	' incels currently stalking roasties',
+	' gooners currently edging to <img src="/e/marseycumjar3.webp" style="height: 1.5em">',
+	' fanboys currently obsessing over Carp',
+	' postmodern obscurantists currently whistling for dogs',
+	' NEETs currently LDARmaxxing',
+	' valid women currently dilating ',
+	' stochastic terrorists currently writing manifestos',
+	' negholes currently being pozzed',
+	' bussies currently on standby',
+	' gamers currently harassing women',
+	' dramanauts hurtling through Safe Space™',
+	' Soros shills currently plotting the mayocide',
+	' furries currently yiffing',
+	' incels currently harassing women ',
+	' chuds currently agendaposting',
+	' coomers currently gooning',
+	' oopsie woopsie fucko boingos narwhaling bacons',
+	' well behaved rule following goodthinkers',
+	' throwing shade right now',
+]
+-%}
 <div class="col sidebar text-left d-none d-lg-block pt-3 pb-5 bg-white" style="max-width:300px">
 
 	{% if sub %}
@@ -13,6 +36,10 @@
 		<img class="mb-4" alt="sidebar image" role="button" data-bs-toggle="modal" data-bs-target="#expandImageModal" onclick="expandDesktopImage('{{image}}')" loading="lazy" src="{{image}}" width=100%>
 	{% endif %}
 
+	<div style="text-align: center; font-size: initial; margin-bottom: 1rem;">
+		<i class="fas fa-globe px-1"></i> {{g.counter}} {{ VISITORS_HERE_FLAVOR|random|safe }}
+	</div>
+
 	{% if sub %}
 		{% if sub.sidebar_html %}
 			<div class="mb-4">{{sub.sidebar_html|safe}}</div>