diff --git a/files/templates/header.html b/files/templates/header.html
index 7e8c4d7ceb..24339a14c4 100644
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@@ -29,10 +29,8 @@
 						' incels currently stalking roasties',
 						' gooners currently edging to <img src="/e/marseycumjar3.webp" style="height: 1.5em;">',
 						' fanboys currently obsessing over Carp',
-						' postmodern obscurantists currently whistling for dogs',
 						' NEETs currently LDARmaxxing',
 						' valid women currently dilating ',
-						' stochastic terrorists currently writing manifestos',
 						' negholes currently being pozzed',
 						' bussies currently on standby',
 						' gamers currently harassing women',