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+Ah, *Aevann*, the self-proclaimed puppet master of rdrama—it's like watching a kid who found a half-broken marionette and is convinced he's directing an avant-garde masterpiece. He probably sees himself as some sort of chaotic genius, but really, he's the internet equivalent of a thrift store overlord, ruling over an empire of memes, half-baked hot takes, and reaction gifs that peaked in 2016.
+Aevann's drama is the kind that doesn't even escalate—it just circles around itself like a dog chasing its own tail, thinking it's orchestrating some grand spectacle when, in reality, it's just creating a mildly entertaining GIF loop. He's that guy who thinks pulling strings makes him clever, but in reality, he's the one tangled in his own web of tired jokes and recycled tropes. 
+If rdrama were a high school, Aevann would be the kid who thinks he's the principal when he's really just the one who found an extra hall monitor badge in the lost and found. Keep flexing that power, Aevann—someone's gotta feel important around here.