sneed

seed-db.sql

@@ -213,13 +213,14 @@ INSERT INTO public.badge_defs VALUES (224, 'Died of Starvation', 'Couldn''t work
 INSERT INTO public.badge_defs VALUES (225, 'Monkey Playdate', 'Forgot to check their worry levels during Advent of Code 2022, completing at least 1 star.', 1672289660);
 INSERT INTO public.badge_defs VALUES (226, 'Stargazer', 'Kept themselves unworried throughout all of Advent of Code 2022, completing all 50 stars.', 1672289696);
 INSERT INTO public.badge_defs VALUES (227, 'Saved Christmas with Teh Codez', 'Got the highest score and completed all 50 stars during Advent of Code 2022.', 1672289744);
+INSERT INTO public.badge_defs VALUES (228, 'Carver', 'This user went against the wishes of WPD staff and used their flesh as a canvas', 1673387372);
 
 
 --
 -- Name: badge_defs_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE SET; Schema: public; Owner: -
 --
 
-SELECT pg_catalog.setval('public.badge_defs_id_seq', 227, true);
+SELECT pg_catalog.setval('public.badge_defs_id_seq', 228, true);
 
 
 --
@@ -1204,6 +1205,7 @@ INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (479, 'Pizza Hut', 'For when ‘good enough''
 INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (484, 'Slav-sya', 'Enough about human rights, let''s talk about human wrongs', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
 INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (501, 'Dancing Marsey', 'Omg she''s so happy lookit her GO', 2, 1000, NULL, 1662167687);
 INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (504, 'Iron Crown of Lombardy', 'This isn''t Crusader Kings, stop it', 2, 500, NULL, 1662167687);
+
 INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (902, 'Shovel Knight', 'Cosplay as the shovel man himself!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665347426);
 INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (917, 'Bell Pepper (red)', 'Now you can cosplay as a bell pepper and make mama proud!', 2, 500, NULL, 1665417006);
 INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (911, 'Racecar Hat', 'I sleep in a hat with my wife', 2, 500, NULL, 1665355513);
@@ -1213,7 +1215,7 @@ INSERT INTO public.hat_defs VALUES (911, 'Racecar Hat', 'I sleep in a hat with m
 -- Name: hat_defs_id_seq; Type: SEQUENCE SET; Schema: public; Owner: -
 --
 
-SELECT pg_catalog.setval('public.hat_defs_id_seq', 1136, true);
+SELECT pg_catalog.setval('public.hat_defs_id_seq', 1138, true);
 
 
 --
@@ -1486,6 +1488,7 @@ INSERT INTO public.marseys (name, author_id, tags, created_utc) VALUES
 ('marseybrick',2,'throw riot subtlety broken paver',NULL),
 ('marseybride',2,'dress tiara married wedding veil marseyismywaifu marriage',NULL),
 ('marseybritish',2,'marsey dumb teeth british gasp shocked',1667590246),
+('marseybroker',2,'business sunglasses fedora suitcase neutral',1673123252),
 ('marseybrucecampbell',2,'ash bruce campbell army darkness evil dead chainsaw groovy boomstick deadite zombie pedosolution bloody',1672903618),
 ('marseybruh',2,'bruhfunny funny or ban',NULL),
 ('marseybruh2',2,'bruh disbelief doubt bro seriously smdh',1663148476),
@@ -1551,6 +1554,7 @@ INSERT INTO public.marseys (name, author_id, tags, created_utc) VALUES
 ('marseycapyshy',2,'capy aevann blush flushed uwu anxious shy',NULL),
 ('marseycapysorenjump',2,'meta excited schizo aevann capy soren',NULL),
 ('marseycapysorenjump2',2,'animated soren capy jump aevann mad',NULL),
+('marseycapysoutherner',2,'buck breaking suit cigar plantation gentleman',1673189932),
 ('marseycapysuezcanal',2,'capy suez canal egypt ship blockage sexy',NULL),
 ('marseycapytrans',2,'capy aevann egypt king trans code program',NULL),
 ('marseycapywalking',2,'capybara animated aevann',NULL),
@@ -2096,6 +2100,7 @@ INSERT INTO public.marseys (name, author_id, tags, created_utc) VALUES
 ('marseyheathcliff',2,'heathecliff',NULL),
 ('marseyheavymetal',2,'rocker musician rock guitar',NULL),
 ('marseyhehe',2,'hehe nothehe happy laughing angry questioning',NULL),
+('marseyhelium',2,'helium copium cope mask',1673132964),
 ('marseyhellraiser',2,'pinhead halloween holiday evil monster',NULL),
 ('marseyhelp',2,'wtf nervous anxious anxiety worried concerned helpme help me uncomfortable awkward',NULL),
 ('marseyhesklennyyouknow',2,'klenvastergan corgi morgan freeman right correct point',1664490676),
@@ -2331,6 +2336,7 @@ INSERT INTO public.marseys (name, author_id, tags, created_utc) VALUES
 ('marseylowpoly',2,'polygonal spinning 3d lopoly animated',NULL),
 ('marseyluckycat',2,'lucky fortune gambling gambler goombler goombling animated weeb azn asian slots japanese money cash coin rich',NULL),
 ('marseylueshi',2,'super mario nintendo snes retro vidya dinosaur italian plumber pipes 42',1664142051),
+('marseylumberjack',2,'axe bloody horror murder satisfied worker',1673123024),
 ('marseyluther',2,'heretic lutheran theses martin luther',NULL),
 ('marseymacarthur',2,'nuke missile nuclear bomb history',NULL),
 ('marseymad',2,'pissed annoyed furious reaction angry irritated livid',NULL),
@@ -2345,6 +2351,7 @@ INSERT INTO public.marseys (name, author_id, tags, created_utc) VALUES
 ('marseymajorgeneral',2,'jeffthespammer pirates of penzance safari muttonchops mutton chops army military soldier officer',NULL),
 ('marseymalding',2,'dilate seethe scrote mad moid cope',NULL),
 ('marseymancer',2,'dead undead horror lich halloween necromancer zombies zombie holiday evil',NULL),
+('marseymandela',2,'fat grapes eating mandela fruit cornucopia conspiracy schizo timeline',1673162308),
 ('marseymanifestdestiny',2,'manifest usa american imperialism history expansion territory exploration',1664172279),
 ('marseymanlet',2,'llm short midget dwarf little king',NULL),
 ('marseymanysuchcases',2,'animated many such cases airport luggage suitcase conveyor',NULL),
@@ -2570,6 +2577,7 @@ INSERT INTO public.marseys (name, author_id, tags, created_utc) VALUES
 ('marseypibblechad',2,'pibble pitbull velvethippo dogfood rape kidnap',1668484532),
 ('marseypickle',2,'funniest shit morty rick',NULL),
 ('marseypig',2,'fat fursona furry hog fursuit oink',NULL),
+('marseypiggybank',2,'pennies cents poor fry cheap futurama takemymoney',1673401071),
 ('marseypikachu',2,'electric pokemon yellow',NULL),
 ('marseypikachu2',2,'pokemon shoked meme reaction surprised shocked gasp',NULL),
 ('marseypilgrim',2,'thanksgiving puritan holiday',NULL),
@@ -2831,6 +2839,7 @@ INSERT INTO public.marseys (name, author_id, tags, created_utc) VALUES
 ('marseyschizolangleylove',2,'animated schizo schizocel rare love langley cia glowie glow',NULL),
 ('marseyschizomajorgenerallove',2,'animated schizo schizocel rare love modern major general',NULL),
 ('marseyschizonekolove',2,'nekobit neko schizo schizocel schizomarsey rare love',NULL),
+('marseyschizonotes',2,'writing crazy nuts notice pen paper conspiracy',1673380020),
 ('marseyschizopennylove',2,'animated schizo schizocel rare love penny',NULL),
 ('marseyschizosal',2,'schizo sal rare weeks nowhere',NULL),
 ('marseyschizosallove',2,'animated schizo schizocel rare love sal',NULL),
@@ -3086,6 +3095,7 @@ INSERT INTO public.marseys (name, author_id, tags, created_utc) VALUES
 ('marseytlsm',2,'snake sex mating janny codecel tlsm schizocel',1665564339),
 ('marseytoasterbath',2,'suicide suicidal kill death bathtub electrocution electricity kms',NULL),
 ('marseytoasty',2,'homer simpsons cozy comfy bed',1670280548),
+('marseytoht',2,'toht melting hat',1673133050),
 ('marseytoilet',2,'flush loo bog roll toilet paper swirly',NULL),
 ('marseytom',2,'thatfuckingmarsey fucking marsey tom and jerry tomjerry cartoon hanna barbera vintage smug',NULL),
 ('marseytombstone',2,'dead death gravestone cemetery graveyard rip rest in peace',NULL),
@@ -3200,6 +3210,7 @@ INSERT INTO public.marseys (name, author_id, tags, created_utc) VALUES
 ('marseywhiteflag',2,'surrender battle french',NULL),
 ('marseywhitemage',2,'magic wizard final fantasy spell video game vidya',NULL),
 ('marseywholesome',2,'seal award reddit tene',NULL),
+('marseywidow',2,'rose black sad tears death funeral dress foid',1673123150),
 ('marseywindmill',2,'headbang metal hair spinny brootal animated brutal kvlt',1670598383),
 ('marseywinemom',2,'drunk wine aunt flirt cigarette drunk lush elfbinn fartbinn cougar',NULL),
 ('marseywink',2,'wink reaction cheeky flirt smirk imply hint',NULL),
@@ -3221,6 +3232,7 @@ INSERT INTO public.marseys (name, author_id, tags, created_utc) VALUES
 ('marseywords2',2,'longpost tldr essaypost wordswordswords pizzashill',1670515776),
 ('marseyworldcup',2,'world cup soccer football winner sports champion',1663033833),
 ('marseyworried',2,'monkaw anxiety sweat panic scared sweaty sweating anxious nervous stressed',NULL),
+('marseywpdcatgirl',2,'catgirlsey watchpeopledie anime nekojin weeb weeaboo anthro furry',1673378413),
 ('marseywpdsupremacy',2,'watchpeopledie rdrama homosupremacy beheading throat bloody death die gore hood kkk klan gay lgbt',1672697846),
 ('marseywraith',2,'evil scary ghost halloween undead horror',1666281502),
 ('marseywrongthonk',2,'wrongthink hmmm thinking 1984 arrested police woke notice noticing',NULL),

snappy_rDrama.txt

@@ -3298,4 +3298,19 @@ Merry Christmas!
 ![](/images/16723086722507198.webp)
 
 {[para]}
-https://media.giphy.com/media/wAWBCV4jef5Ti/giphy.webp
+https://media.giphy.com/media/wAWBCV4jef5Ti/giphy.webp
+{[para]}
+I own my own waterfront home woman. A home you could not afford, I'm rolling around in money, I'm debt-free, I travel the world & I can enjoy fine foods down on the waterfront every day.   I speak in qualified facts.  You see, I have worked in hospitals, I've worked in fire controls, I've worked in food manufacturing & I've also had to risk my life saving lives of others in toxic fires.....
+So, to sit here & tell me because I don't listen to the bullshit coming through my TV screen spoken by Ellen DeGeneres (the adrenechrome dealer) & Bill Gates (the guy who stole the IP of Q-DOS off Gary Kildall & plagiarised it into a re-badged MS-DOS then act like he's the "smartest in the world"; I'm "talking in logical fallacies & gishgalloping when presented with a rational argument" is the biggest duck & weave argument of defending the bullshit you believe & have convinced yourself is 'true'.
+{[para]}
+You will never be a real wizard. You have no wand, you have no mana, you have no spells. You are a LARPing muggle twisted by nostalgia and schizophrenia into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
+
+All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
+
+Sorcerers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed magic users of all types to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even muggles who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a mages. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk thaumaturgist home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected mundane nature.
+
+You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be OK, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
+
+Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a muggle is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably muggle.
+
+This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.