diff --git a/files/helpers/config/const.py b/files/helpers/config/const.py
index 984c52c3e..d2a67306e 100644
--- a/files/helpers/config/const.py
+++ b/files/helpers/config/const.py
@@ -165,7 +165,7 @@ if SITE_NAME == 'rDrama':
 	patron = "Paypig"
 
 	TAGLINES = (
-		"largest online gay club",
+		"largest online LGBTQ+ club",
 		"largest online furfest",
 		"largest cat pics site",
 		"largest basket-weaving forum",
@@ -175,6 +175,20 @@ if SITE_NAME == 'rDrama':
 		"CCP's official newspaper",
 		"nintendo gamers only",
 		"donkey kong country",
+		"banned from Reddit, Github & Bing!",
+		"as seen in WI v. Brooks 2022",
+		"#1 used marsuit exchange",
+		"Incel Matchmaking Services",
+		"AgainstHateSubreddits offsite",
+		"exotic pets for sale",
+		"cheap airfare and hotels",
+		"the backpage of the internet",
+		"socialist discourse & dating",
+		"DIY estrogen recipes",
+		"#1 guide to transitioning in Texas",
+		"Nintendo Switch ROMs",
+		"Erectile Dysfunction Treatments",
+		"Managing incontinence",
 	)
 
 	RDRAMA_SLURS = {
diff --git a/files/templates/header.html b/files/templates/header.html
index 7ca82f876..0e30a0a34 100644
--- a/files/templates/header.html
+++ b/files/templates/header.html
@@ -51,6 +51,18 @@
 							' well-behaved rule-following goodthinkers',
 							' throwing shade right now',
 							' currently petting Marseys',
+							' of Dr. Oaken's agents monitoring hate',
+							' capybara fetishists loudly beating off',
+							' gamers harassing women',
+							' hanging out on rDrama with their tulpas',
+							' furries trading marsuits',
+							' white knights simping for blownout gussy',
+							' Carp alts currently online',
+							' biofoids making everything about them',
+							' Mossad operatives watching you',
+							' frantically alt-tabbing before Mom sees',
+							' days until you die, you can't prevent it',
+							' cases of rectal prolapse reported today',
 						] -%}
 					{% endif %}
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